Yay, a new thread!
I’m going to make a new bookmark, because I downloaded this wonderful new font that looks a great deal like a parade of dancing Kokopellis.
12- Well, it’s mostly just block letters with stick bodies in various positions (sitting, standing, dancing). Most of the letters have a couple string-hairs, though- that’s probably the biggest reason I was reminded of Koko.
15- Hehe, just to let you know I’m a girl. But yeah, it’s not really the same.
But anyway, I meant like, weapons, guns, knives (exception of kitchen ones, well, maybe not. I have no idea) bombs, ect.
Well, you know.
Anyway, life’s hard, no one make it through alive anyway.
21) I like to play Risk too. tHe only problem with it is that it takes WAY too long to play and I loose every time to my sister. I think she’s just a warlord at heart.
25- Yeah, I like it too.
The problem is, since I hate playing (kinda, war games, ya know?) everyone teams up against me. And than I convince them it’s not fair, and than they say yeah, and than the games over. Even though at least 3 other people are against me I am winning most of the time, which is odd because I rarely do anything.
27) It might be that you win because people do gang up on you. Because they do that, you have more opportunities then other players to be in battles, so, therefore, you have a greater chance of winning more.
I went through my old school stuff yesterday, and I found at least five Kokonspiracy leaflets (the ones Purple Panda made, I think) shoved in binders and in between locker junk.
29- Ok, I don’t really mind.
But anyway…
None of my friends no who Kokopelli is. Not even anybody I know! *sniffle* I guess that’s what you get when you use pies as weapons.
Y’know, if you want to think about launching a conspiracy, you should think hard about mushrooms. They’ve always struck me as a particularly conspiratorial sort of fungus.
Same here: mushrooms fascinate me as long as they’re not on my plate.
When my college counselor asked what kind of people I liked to hang out with, I was about to say Musebloggers, but then I realized that he would have no idea what that meant. This city is sadly lacking in Musers; I think I need to start putting those bookmarks in ALL the library books.
u see, he is one of the many magic s that we have trainrd to fight (or otherwise just intimidate) the enemies of Mostly Harmless!
MWA-HAA-HAA-HAA-HAECH-COUGH-WHEEZE- sorry aboot that.
a little insanity taking over.
HPBs are evil. They’re enemies of Mostly Harmless, and I suggest you watch your “friend” closely (unless he’s part of the benevolent species, which are grudging allies of the Kokonspiracy.)
Perhaps the s are concocting an evil plan to make humans think that they can be tame, and then they shall begin their diabolical plan to take over! That can’t be good!
52: I agree about the “A little Insanity taking over” part, now, the only way to teach you this is to hammer it into your brain, which I assume due to you muserness, is big.
s are evil s are evil s are evil s are evil s are evil s are evil s are evil s are evil s are evil s are evil s are evil s are evil s are evil s are evil s are evil s are evil [Plus about a million more. Snip! –Admin.]
*Wakes Up* *Beep* Mr Blufyre, kindly stop posting many times in a row. Also, please stop making pointless and random posts. As you appear to be a neophyte, no choklit fine. However, this is a severe warning. *Beep* *Returns to Sleep*
52: I agree about the “A little Insanity taking over” part, now, the only way to teach you this is to hammer it into your brain, which I assume due to you muserness, is big.
I think the bookmarks would be a good start. Has anyone actually made them and put them into books yet? I recommend inserting them after page 42.
As for pie eating versus throwing, you could combine the two events into one by having two-person teams: a thrower and an eater. The number of pies eaten would depend on the thrower’s accuracy combined with the eater’s capacity. I suspect that when the teams took the field, it would be fairly easy to tell at a glance which member held which position.
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About their Hypnotizing abilities, do you think you might have been spending too much time with them… … …
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Well, I’ve printed out one version 1 bookmark, and two version 2 bookmarks, and successfully laminated them all with packaging tape. I’m sticking one into Percy Jackson before I return it, and I’ll stick the other two into some H2G2 books, when we go to the library in a few minutes.
116- Yes, since they’re not arriving via MUSE, they could be all kinds of people, though surely still interesting, if they’ve read the H2G2 series all the way to Mostly Harmless, where I stuck the second one.
It would probably be more foolproof if the bookmark was stuck in Attack of the Smart Pies, since anyone who reads that is much more likely to read MUSE. Ah well.
Blufyre27,
3 things,
1. HPBS ARE EVIL!!!!!
HOW LONG WILL IT TAKE YOU TO UNDERSTAND THAT YOU ARE BEING USED TO HELP THEM INVADE MUSEBLOG?!?!?
HOT PINK BUNNIES…
ARE…
EVIL!!!!!
2. don’t double, triple, or quadruple post! most musers apologize for double posting… but un-appologized quadruple posting?!? I already went through this with IMan, don’t make do it again.
3. . . . . . don't practice HTML here, practice it at the HTML thread. . . . .
all of this combined makes you seem very Neophyte-ly
Get your facts straight before posting 20 times in a row.
118- Ah, poor, ignorant Brendan. Still living in your little dream world where s seem evil? I remember when I once thought that. But it’s all right. It’ll all be over soon…
I’ll put my bookmark in my Maximum Ride book. OMG! Can you believe it? I got what I think/hope is the last book today at the library after being on a waiting list for about 3 MONTHS! I’m SO EXCITED!
Yay! If your plan succeeds, Mostly Harmless will be more powerful than EVER! Just hoping we don’t get any more Tiffany and Laneys, though. But usuallly their kind don’t indulge in books. Mostly Seventeen magazines and limited-edition lipgloss.
I think I’ll print a bookmark off myself, and send it in with Little Women next time I visit my local library.
Isn’t it like this:.
“We’ve the pirates, who don’t do anything
We just stay home, and lie around
And if you ask us to do anything
We’ll just tell you
‘We don’t do anything.'”
TMFA (121)- Him. Takes HIM to psycho ward. I’m a boy. It’s all right, though. Common mistake. Oh, and I don’t need to go. Where would Muse be without s? Where would MB be? Where would the Kokonspiracy be? Nowhere, that’s where. s make the Musiverse go round or, more precisely, twisting through an 11-dimension torus.
Well, I’ve never plucked a rooster and I’m not too good at
ping-pong, and I’ve never thrown my mashed potatoes up against the wall,
and I’ve never kissed a chipmunk and I’ve never gotten head lice, and
I’ve never been to Boston in the fall!
82 – Sweet! As soon as my printer is working, that is so going in all of my library books.
127 – Maybe we can recruit POTC fans with that slogan?
I submitted a short message concerning the blog to the NJCL convention’s daily newsletter’s “personals” (random messages from convention-goers) section. Hopefully it made at least a few people curious enough to come here and find out what all the fuss over hpbs is about.
142 – The N.ational J.unior C.lassical L.eague (see njcl.org for more info…or Wikipedia ;)). Every year they dedicate a week to lots of Latin-loving, toga-clad fun. There weren’t that many kids there, but everybody who does go reads the newsletter every day, so I’m hoping at least one person will be curious enough to look up the magazine & blog after reading the newsletter blurb. It’s probably not going to help after all, but you never know!
147- It’s & heart ; without the spaces, and this thread has a purpose. I’ve never really been active on it myself, but I think I am part of the PoPoPo- neophyte division.
A-ha! The red letters spelled out a secret Kokonspiracy Message! It means that Agents U-Rat and E-rat are in position. To keep things secret from Bo, the spy, we must speak in Greeb about everything else. Sorry girls, but the guys are actually right. (I don’t know what that last part meant.)
WHAT?! What’s going on?! This has all gone over my head? Who’s U-Rat? E-Rat? Greeb? Clarification? Please? *pitiful look* In position for what? What’s going on? What’s happening? Why are doing secret things? I don’t see any red letters!
-153, well that theory is plausible, because the editors did say kokopelli was responsible. When I go to overnight camp this year, pinemere! whoo!, I’m planning to bring my least-favorite-yet-still-awesome issues of muse and see if I can get some of my bunkmates to start reading muse, then maybe I’ll also tell them about MB. hopefully, we’ll get some new kokonspirators.
Advice in world domination from Pitr Dubovich, fake Russian evil genius of the webcomic User Friendly:
Create evil agenda, but finish school. Am suggestink a Bachelor’s degree in Darkness, followink with Masters of World Domination. Doctorate is not needed, is about only theoretical evil anyway.
Alas, I have tried to sway my neighbor with the RRSSS thread, but it did not work. Woe is unto me!
Operation Bookworm sounds very sneaky and awesome. I shall have to try it sometime.
An Australian Sea Ballad: (continued from slur) B(-1)
Top Secret!: gggggggg
Legends: d f g/e
Anything slurred is in italics. Eighth notes are in bold. When eighth notes are strung together, they are in juxtaposition. Quarter notes are in normal, lowercase letters. When things are slashed, the first one is the first clarinet part. the second is the second clarinet part. Whole notes are in uppercase, and if it has a number, like this-(-1)- that means you subtract a beat. It would be a dotted half note. And half notes are green.
Alright, here we go, my plans for world domination. 1. We paint all blackboards black. It’s silly to call them blackboards when they are green. I say we also get some non-dusty chalk because its a pain to have to wipe it off one’s clothes all the time. Which brings me to… 2. Self-washing clothes All others will be banned. They will be eco-friendly, of course, and cost under 10 dollars. Yes, we will… 3. Keep the monetary system People need motivation for things and we can be forcing them all the time. The only difference is that the dollars and coins will have the muses and HPBs faces on them because… 4. We have to pretend to like the HPBs So that we can trap them and eventually stick them into some sort of HPB haven.
167- Alas! We need to have Muse translated into divers languages.
168- I see no green. (Or red, as the case may be for this month.)
170- As I understand it, we have no plans for world domination. Why would we want to rule the darn thing? I believe we’re going for a more “new world order” sort of thing, i.e. a more educated and Muserly public. Oh, and welcome (back) to our humble abode.
Re. Operation Bookworm
I haven’t gotten around to it yet, but I think the ideal books for the bookmarks would be books by Larry Gonnick, e.g. The Cartoon History of the Universe and all sequels, The Cartoon guide to *insert subject here*, and… dangit, I forgot the book’s name!!! I have it!!! *goes up and looks at bookcase* Oh, right, and Attack of the Smart Pies. The latter would attract younger age groups, while the former would attract people who are fanatics about history/other things. I love the Cartoon History of the Universe… I have all three plus the Cartoon History of the Modern World (The fourth one that is going by a different name).
172: And of course all the top best sellers and HG2G.
When the voting commenced for student body president, I was in the midst of looking down the ballot when I realized something- I could have put up posters for Kokopelli! *inwardly curses self*
176–yeah, but politicians can’t be trusted. He’d sell us out and take the power for his own, and probably shove us all in the equivalent of Nazi concentration camps, or just kill us outright.
Hey everyone? I just got a secret red-letter message in the mail from Koko. It said that Operation Llama was underway. Can anyone elaborate on the details of this stage in our plan?
177- That does sound like something he’d do. I guess we can just take over MSNBC or something. There’s enough liberal bias in the media already; we could use some evening out.
I think that we need to know what were going to do with the world.
1- Make it a better place, obviously. Here’s my two-step formula for making that happen:
1. Peace.
2. Freedom.
and here’s my two-step formula:
1. liberate animals.
2. Create an animal army to squash all non muser protected humans!!! Revenge for their treatment towards animals!!!
Hmmmmmmmm. I have never participated in this thread before. What does it contain? Taking over the world?
(3) The right to arm bears, eh?
4- Pretty much.
3- Lets try not kill any one, shall we?
I want vegetarianism mainstreamed more.
Ah, well, thankyou GAPAs!
Anyway, we need peace, no war with weapons that can kill or wound, except maybe for pies, freedom. And all that good stuff.
KOKONSPIRACY! YAY!
Taking over the world, one pie factory at a time.
Yay, a new thread!
I’m going to make a new bookmark, because I downloaded this wonderful new font that looks a great deal like a parade of dancing Kokopellis.
Really?
Dancing Kokopelli’s? Sounds awesonmely awesome!
12- Well, it’s mostly just block letters with stick bodies in various positions (sitting, standing, dancing). Most of the letters have a couple string-hairs, though- that’s probably the biggest reason I was reminded of Koko.
8- yeah, well, define ”non-lethal’.’ A guy died yesterday after having been shot by a taser gun nine times.
14- Well, he said no weapons that can kill or wound, which is not exactly the same as “non-lethal.”
Though I suppose a great many things would have to be outlawed, then. Pencils, paperclips, paper, anything heavy, strings…
Come to think of it, almost everything is capable of injuring or killing someone.
15 – Very true. No more pillows, soap, shampoo, paper (choking hazard), food, laptops…
Plants, animals, microbos, mushrooms.
~~~
Let’s not go that way, O.k.? Risk is a good thing.
17 – Not true. Risk is a long, boring game that’s only fun if it’s demented. (Sorry about that, I had to say that.)
NO FIREARMS, BOMBS, ETC. ONLY PIES… How’s that?
18- good.
I like LOTR Risk.
10 – Ooh, I would like to see that.
18- I like Risk, usually. I played with some friends and ended up with about 5 times the number of soldiers that they had.
What about pie-shooters?
15- Hehe, just to let you know I’m a girl. But yeah, it’s not really the same.
But anyway, I meant like, weapons, guns, knives (exception of kitchen ones, well, maybe not. I have no idea) bombs, ect.
Well, you know.
Anyway, life’s hard, no one make it through alive anyway.
-10 Updated from KB? Not the bunny one, I hope.
23- Ah, thankyou for reminding me, I printed a new one and took the bunny one out of my beloved book. Lets hope nothing happens to it…
We couldn’t outlaw pencils. That would be absurd!
21) I like to play Risk too. tHe only problem with it is that it takes WAY too long to play and I loose every time to my sister. I think she’s just a warlord at heart.
5–very clever
But who would regulate the banning of weapons? Then #2 of IBCF’s plan (freedom) would be shot (no pun intended).
25- Yeah, I like it too.
The problem is, since I hate playing (kinda, war games, ya know?) everyone teams up against me. And than I convince them it’s not fair, and than they say yeah, and than the games over. Even though at least 3 other people are against me I am winning most of the time, which is odd because I rarely do anything.
27) It might be that you win because people do gang up on you. Because they do that, you have more opportunities then other players to be in battles, so, therefore, you have a greater chance of winning more.
22- She. She. I meant she. Really.
If we follow the first step IBCF’s 2-step formula, though, weapons technically wouldn’t even need to be banned.
23- Oh dear, no. I’m making a new one.
I went through my old school stuff yesterday, and I found at least five Kokonspiracy leaflets (the ones Purple Panda made, I think) shoved in binders and in between locker junk.
29- whew.
29- Ok, I don’t really mind.
But anyway…
None of my friends no who Kokopelli is. Not even anybody I know! *sniffle* I guess that’s what you get when you use pies as weapons.
Y’know, if you want to think about launching a conspiracy, you should think hard about mushrooms. They’ve always struck me as a particularly conspiratorial sort of fungus.
33- hmm. We’ll think about it.
They’ve got fun names! Take the Tricholoma flavovirens equestre Commonly known as Man on Horseback, for example, or the Gomphus clavatus, Pig’s ear.
Mushrooms are fascinating. Although, I don’t really like their taste. Too chewy/hairy/ mushroomy in general.
Same here: mushrooms fascinate me as long as they’re not on my plate.
When my college counselor asked what kind of people I liked to hang out with, I was about to say Musebloggers, but then I realized that he would have no idea what that meant. This city is sadly lacking in Musers; I think I need to start putting those bookmarks in ALL the library books.
37) Yes! Yes! Spread the word! Get it out! She shall fill the whole world with Musers!
37 – I agree!
But I don’t have a printer here at nerd camp.
Oh well, at least I do when I get home. 
36+37- you. don’t. like. ‘shrooms?????
Try them marinated in soy sauce, minced ginger, pepper, and balsamic vinegar. Grilled.
`shrooms r gr8!
s
so are
a 40- sounds good! a/
a/ 40-sounds good a
im mostly harmless. im a kokonspiritor 2…
:idea:s will take over!
Man, this is cool.HPBs are EVIL.
sry about those. i wuz experimenting
thats my pet
practicing his magic on a rock
Blufyre, may I suggest going here: https://musefanpage.com/blog/?p=1427 ?
u see, he is one of the many magic
s that we have trainrd to fight (or otherwise just intimidate) the enemies of Mostly Harmless!
MWA-HAA-HAA-HAA-HAECH-COUGH-WHEEZE- sorry aboot that.
a little insanity taking over.
48- r u joking????? or r u an enemy of Mostly Harmless?
Buddy, zap iZVX!
^Yes Sir.
ZAPP!^
sry. i wuz trying 2 make a hot GREEN bunny, but it didn’t work.
54- this is for 51
HPBs are evil. They’re enemies of Mostly Harmless, and I suggest you watch your “friend” closely (unless he’s part of the benevolent species, which are grudging allies of the Kokonspiracy.)
53 – Are YOU joking??? Have you seen Off with their Heads! or Bunny Apocalypse???
48- say hello to my little friend: ¬
<(Heh, heh…)
57- sry. i dont come often
and besides,
s r my friends, they listen to me and do what i tell them to, in return for my keeping them fed and rested
53/58- Buddy, dont touch iŹ√Ҳ!
56- take a look at 52
i TRAINED them to promote Mostly Harmless
by the way, is iŹ√Ҳ! a new form of iBCF! ?
/
— 
— 
\
(in case u didnt get that, its 3 hpbs holding hands)
its kinda hard 2 see, but yes, i did see RRR
62- Be careful. It’s possible they are fully trained, but they are intelligent, cunning, and vicious. They may be waiting to betray you.
63 – …no…
s*
66 – Agreed. *scoot away from
62- TRAINED? TRAINED! WHAT? you can’t Train HPBs!
Perhaps the
s are concocting an evil plan to make humans think that they can be tame, and then they shall begin their diabolical plan to take over! 
That can’t be good! 
53- no kidding. see bunny apocalypse, by the way, I need to go check if anybunny’s attacked me yet…
63- Most certainly NOT. Fluffylump and I are completely different people. You may remember me as Mouse…
52: I agree about the “A little Insanity taking over” part, now, the only way to teach you this is to hammer it into your brain, which I assume due to you muserness, is big.
15-What? There couldn’t be books, then!
33-Mushrooms! Da-Dum… *Organ Plays*
*Wakes Up* *Beep* Mr Blufyre, kindly stop posting many times in a row. Also, please stop making pointless and random posts. As you appear to be a neophyte, no choklit fine. However, this is a severe warning. *Beep* *Returns to Sleep*
GAPAs, you didn’t include my post, it wasn’t pointless, or offensive, so why???
It didn’t even have any links.
(75) We didn’t do anything. That’s the way it showed up in the queue.
ooooooooooooooooooooooooohhhhhh… …. …. …. … … .. … … …
I get it, it was too long.
the post, though, showed up in Recent comments, at least some of it… why?
I’ll try again.
52: I agree about the “A little Insanity taking over” part, now, the only way to teach you this is to hammer it into your brain, which I assume due to you muserness, is big.
Get it?
No?
GAPAs, would you mind zapping my 71, 75, 77, and 79th post?
Thanks!!!!
:mr.green: 
(79) I knocked out the original 79th one.
Right now, I am playing with my cat’s tail. Ooooooooooooo. She’s annoyed! *evil chuckle*
Here’s another lovely bookmark from Raynpho:
82- Yay, thanks! It’s simpler than the last one, I think, but there wasn’t much else to put
AWESOME!
That is so cool! I want a bookmark………… *prints*
nice bookmark, Raynpho! I would rate it better than the last!
[Snipped reference to non-Fan Page website. –Admin.]
82- lovely!
I swear, the KT Tunstall song “I Don’t Want You Now” contains the words “pie your head.” Hahaha, we have reached popular music!
82/83- awesome bookmark!
s R not evil. just misunderstood.
87- ROTL!
71 / 72 / 78-
Oh, umm… ROTL stands for Rolling On the Floor Laughing. just so u know
hmm… i wonder what would happen if i pied koko… hmm…
-SPLAT!- uh oh. not good. koko is loaded. everybody, take cover! (unless you WANT to get covered in banana cream)
fantabulous!!
I’ll print some soon!
82 – I ♥ it!
Hmmmmmmmm. What other things could we do to spread our Muser influence?
we could, um… have a bake sale.
evry1 ♥ banana cream pie!
♥ cool! a green heart. i wonder what will happen?
s? hmm…
will it be up there with the
we could also write a book about the bunny wars, and museblog. that would grab peeplz attentions
^
(Onward, my good friends!)
*Halds Bunnies*
100- do U mean halts bunnies? Or do i just not know this word?
~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~
\__________________/
heh, heh… we could have a pie-throwing contest…
I know, lets have a pie-EATING contest! yes!101-yes.
104-A sarcastic pie eating contest(?)
Please, Blufyre27, do not practice HTML here, there’s special thread for that.
You. are. associated. with. the. bunnies.
Send ’em onto bunny apocalypse. *evil grin*
A pie eating contest? How fun! I’ll watch……..
108-So will I!
I think the bookmarks would be a good start. Has anyone actually made them and put them into books yet? I recommend inserting them after page 42.
As for pie eating versus throwing, you could combine the two events into one by having two-person teams: a thrower and an eater. The number of pies eaten would depend on the thrower’s accuracy combined with the eater’s capacity. I suspect that when the teams took the field, it would be fairly easy to tell at a glance which member held which position.
110) Interesting idea!
110 – I will, when I get home.
About their Hypnotizing abilities, do you think you might have been spending too much time with them… … …
113- Words to live by.
Well, I’ve printed out one version 1 bookmark, and two version 2 bookmarks, and successfully laminated them all with packaging tape. I’m sticking one into Percy Jackson before I return it, and I’ll stick the other two into some H2G2 books, when we go to the library in a few minutes.
Operation Bookmark is well under way.
It will be exciting when the first neophyte arrives via bookmark. But you may get a few “false positives,” too.
116- Yes, since they’re not arriving via MUSE, they could be all kinds of people, though surely still interesting, if they’ve read the H2G2 series all the way to Mostly Harmless, where I stuck the second one.
It would probably be more foolproof if the bookmark was stuck in Attack of the Smart Pies, since anyone who reads that is much more likely to read MUSE. Ah well.
Blufyre27,
3 things,
1. HPBS ARE EVIL!!!!!
HOW LONG WILL IT TAKE YOU TO UNDERSTAND THAT YOU ARE BEING USED TO HELP THEM INVADE MUSEBLOG?!?!?
HOT PINK BUNNIES…
ARE…
EVIL!!!!!
2. don’t double, triple, or quadruple post! most musers apologize for double posting… but un-appologized quadruple posting?!? I already went through this with IMan, don’t make do it again.
3.
. . .. . . .. . don't practice HTML here, practice it at the HTML thread.all of this combined makes you seem very Neophyte-ly
Get your facts straight before posting 20 times in a row.
Sorry if this was annoying, Blufyre27.
118- Ah, poor, ignorant Brendan. Still living in your little dream world where
s seem evil? I remember when I once thought that. But it’s all right. It’ll all be over soon…
I’ll put my bookmark in my Maximum Ride book. OMG!
Can you believe it? I got what I think/hope is the last book today at the library after being on a waiting list for about 3 MONTHS! 
I’m SO EXCITED! 
119- *Grabs Piggy, and Takes here to syco ward.*
82- Um, ‘kokonspiracy’ is misspelled!!!!!!!!!!
Operation Bookworm!
(113 was Brendan under my name, by the way! Accident!)
Yes! I have turned in my Maximum Ride book with the bookmark tucked secretly inside! Now I have only to watch and wait………
Yay! If your plan succeeds, Mostly Harmless will be more powerful than EVER! Just hoping we don’t get any more Tiffany and Laneys, though. But usuallly their kind don’t indulge in books. Mostly Seventeen magazines and limited-edition lipgloss.
I think I’ll print a bookmark off myself, and send it in with Little Women next time I visit my local library.
122- Oh my goodness! I didn’t even notice! *headdesk*
“Kokonpiracy,” pff. What a foolish mistake.
I shall fix that.
The Kokonspiracy might involve a little piracy at some point — you never know.
New slogan: “You can’t spell ‘Kokonspiracy’ without ‘piracy.'”
127-
-insert many grantings of hugs and choklit here-
Oh NO! It can’t have piracy in it!
Piracy is bad! 
127- Didn’t we have that a few threads ago in post 0?
82 – I love that font!
(130) Right you are!
https://musefanpage.com/blog/?p=867
I wrote that one, in fact. I thought it sounded familiar…
(129) Don’t worry. We’ll be Pirates Who Don’t Do Anything.
WE’re the pirates, who don’t do anything,
We just sit around, and do nothing…
Isn’t it like this:.
“We’ve the pirates, who don’t do anything
We just stay home, and lie around
And if you ask us to do anything
We’ll just tell you
‘We don’t do anything.'”
134- maybe another verse?
TMFA (121)- Him. Takes HIM to psycho ward. I’m a boy. It’s all right, though. Common mistake. Oh, and I don’t need to go. Where would Muse be without
s? Where would MB be? Where would the Kokonspiracy be? Nowhere, that’s where. 
s make the Musiverse go round or, more precisely, twisting through an 11-dimension torus.
136- :opps:
OMG!
I LURVE veggie tales, especially that song!
Well, I’ve never plucked a rooster and I’m not too good at
ping-pong, and I’ve never thrown my mashed potatoes up against the wall,
and I’ve never kissed a chipmunk and I’ve never gotten head lice, and
I’ve never been to Boston in the fall!
138-A what-now?
139) Oh. It’s just part of the song.
82 – Sweet! As soon as my printer is working, that is so going in all of my library books.
127 – Maybe we can recruit POTC fans with that slogan?
I submitted a short message concerning the blog to the NJCL convention’s daily newsletter’s “personals” (random messages from convention-goers) section. Hopefully it made at least a few people curious enough to come here and find out what all the fuss over hpbs is about.
What is the NJCL?
142 – The N.ational J.unior C.lassical L.eague (see njcl.org for more info…or Wikipedia ;)). Every year they dedicate a week to lots of Latin-loving, toga-clad fun. There weren’t that many kids there, but everybody who does go reads the newsletter every day, so I’m hoping at least one person will be curious enough to look up the magazine & blog after reading the newsletter blurb. It’s probably not going to help after all, but you never know!
I’m directing people from a display at a camp I’m at. 300-400 people attend the final event, so we should get some new members!
Hi! I’m still here. I’m just lurking…. that’s all….
Hey peeps
how do you make those hpbs?
Hey cool!!never mind &heart
147- It’s & heart ; without the spaces, and this thread has a purpose. I’ve never really been active on it myself, but I think I am part of the PoPoPo- neophyte division.
& hearts ; (like the suit of cards; you can also make spades, clubs, and diamonds).
149- Yup. ♥ ♦ ♠ ♣
150- Kokonspiracy Kards.
I’m confused.
Alas. This seems to happen often. Confusion reigns.
A-ha! The red letters spelled out a secret Kokonspiracy Message! It means that Agents U-Rat and E-rat are in position. To keep things secret from Bo, the spy, we must speak in Greeb about everything else. Sorry girls, but the guys are actually right. (I don’t know what that last part meant.)
All right, Agent M-Rat is also in position!
WHAT?!
What’s going on?! This has all gone over my head? Who’s U-Rat? E-Rat? Greeb? Clarification? Please? *pitiful look* In position for what? What’s going on? What’s happening? Why are doing secret things? I don’t see any red letters! 
154- Sorry about the confusion. I was talking about the May issue. The September issue had some Muse Mail letters about it, too.
Oh. OK. Hmmmmmm. I haven’t read the September issue yet. We just got it yesterday……….
-153, well that theory is plausible, because the editors did say kokopelli was responsible. When I go to overnight camp this year, pinemere! whoo!, I’m planning to bring my least-favorite-yet-still-awesome issues of muse and see if I can get some of my bunkmates to start reading muse, then maybe I’ll also tell them about MB. hopefully, we’ll get some new kokonspirators.
Advice in world domination from Pitr Dubovich, fake Russian evil genius of the webcomic User Friendly:
Create evil agenda, but finish school. Am suggestink a Bachelor’s degree in Darkness, followink with Masters of World Domination. Doctorate is not needed, is about only theoretical evil anyway.
158- I know that comic! I perfer xkcd.
I think I shall go tommorrow and examine my music, and write the notes of all the measure 42s. Then I shall post them here. *salutes*
160- Now that is expediting our cause. I salute thee, Zinc. Perhaps it could become the Oasis national anthem?
Overseas agent signing in !
162- Report, private. How goes the Kause?
Alas, I have tried to sway my neighbor with the RRSSS thread, but it did not work. Woe is unto me!
Operation Bookworm sounds very sneaky and awesome. I shall have to try it sometime.
164- Huzzah! No longer shall this thread lie, being picked at by buzzards.
I’m sorry. Been slacking, have I. I’ll go get my music.
Noes! I cannot find them! *seethes*
I’ll bring my music tommorrow. To “copy” it, hehehehe…
163) Nothing to report. Am having trouble finding english speaking locals.
Heres dey are! (translation below.)
Incantation and Ritual: Rest.
Sound of Music: a g g
Misterioso: a g a
Kitchen Can-Can: f rest f rest
Celtic Air and Dance No. 2: f f g fg
An Australian Sea Ballad: (continued from slur) B(-1)
Top Secret!: gggggggg
Legends: d f g/e
Anything slurred is in italics. Eighth notes are in bold. When eighth notes are strung together, they are in juxtaposition. Quarter notes are in normal, lowercase letters. When things are slashed, the first one is the first clarinet part. the second is the second clarinet part. Whole notes are in uppercase, and if it has a number, like this-(-1)- that means you subtract a beat. It would be a dotted half note. And half notes are green.
Oh dear, is this thread dead? No fear, I shall revive it!
Alright, here we go, my plans for world domination.
1. We paint all blackboards black. It’s silly to call them blackboards when they are green. I say we also get some non-dusty chalk because its a pain to have to wipe it off one’s clothes all the time. Which brings me to…
2. Self-washing clothes All others will be banned. They will be eco-friendly, of course, and cost under 10 dollars. Yes, we will…
3. Keep the monetary system People need motivation for things and we can be forcing them all the time. The only difference is that the dollars and coins will have the muses and HPBs faces on them because…
4. We have to pretend to like the HPBs So that we can trap them and eventually stick them into some sort of HPB haven.
Any more ideas? Post them, please.
167- Alas! We need to have Muse translated into divers languages.
168- I see no green. (Or red, as the case may be for this month.)
170- As I understand it, we have no plans for world domination. Why would we want to rule the darn thing? I believe we’re going for a more “new world order” sort of thing, i.e. a more educated and Muserly public. Oh, and welcome (back) to our humble abode.
Re. Operation Bookworm
I haven’t gotten around to it yet, but I think the ideal books for the bookmarks would be books by Larry Gonnick, e.g. The Cartoon History of the Universe and all sequels, The Cartoon guide to *insert subject here*, and… dangit, I forgot the book’s name!!! I have it!!! *goes up and looks at bookcase* Oh, right, and Attack of the Smart Pies. The latter would attract younger age groups, while the former would attract people who are fanatics about history/other things. I love the Cartoon History of the Universe… I have all three plus the Cartoon History of the Modern World (The fourth one that is going by a different name).
171- Yes, a Muse World Order would be great… Especially if we build Muse Academy!
Blufyre27- How do you get Kokopoints?
We need to get Koko-hats.
Use HG2G quotes often.
I second the “pretend to like HPBs” idea.
I don’t know.
172: And of course all the top best sellers and HG2G.
When the voting commenced for student body president, I was in the midst of looking down the ballot when I realized something- I could have put up posters for Kokopelli! *inwardly curses self*
We need to turn Obama to our cause. Under his charisma, whole legions of currently mindless people could become like us. *booming evil laugh*
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176–yeah, but politicians can’t be trusted. He’d sell us out and take the power for his own, and probably shove us all in the equivalent of Nazi concentration camps, or just kill us outright.
Hey everyone? I just got a secret red-letter message in the mail from Koko. It said that Operation Llama was underway. Can anyone elaborate on the details of this stage in our plan?
177- That does sound like something he’d do. I guess we can just take over MSNBC or something. There’s enough liberal bias in the media already; we could use some evening out.