Round-Robin Smileys, Part 2

Continued from Part 1, where you can figure out what this genre is all about. Or not.

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416 Responses to Round-Robin Smileys, Part 2

  1. Random Kokopelli & Tokyo says:

    YES FINALLY!!!! (dies of exicement)
    Are we strarting a new story?

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  2. LadyGaladriel says:

    I would like a new one.

    And what happened to my post???? GAPAs did you zap it?? Why??

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  3. Posts that just say “First post!” tend to have short lifespans around here.

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  4. LadyGaladriel says:

    OK I get it now -happy-

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  5. Luna the Lovely says:

    47. KaiYves | September 1st, 2008 at 9:28 am

    45- I don’t think I’m going to do one about the Demotion of Pluto. Too many people have already satirized that.
    My! Very Educated Morons Just Screwed Numerous Planetariums!

    Just wanted to point out that you forgot Uranus in your mnemonic. Otherwise, very funny!

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  6. Kokonilly says:

    Here’s what I was thinking:

    …Aah, I got nothing. Sorry, guys.

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  7. LadyGaladriel says:

    That sounds to me like a PoPo…. but what do I know? I’m a neophyte.

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  8. Taiwan Hippo Fan says:

    How about Very Educated Morons Just Screwed Up Numerous Planetariums? It’s not the same, but I think it works.

    :D :D :D :D :D :D *prays that her smileys work*

    I don’t really understand how the RRSs work…

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  9. Armada (17 piepoints) says:

    Noooo! Keep the story going, guys! Don’t abandon it! I can join, if it helps, but don’t just leave the story unfinished! At the very least, give it an ending of some kind, but don’t abandon it!!!

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  10. Í߀ƒ says:

    :twisted: Kill it, kill it! I want to start a fresh new story that I can actually follow!

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  11. LadyGaladriel says:

    All in favor of a new story, please respond by posting the word “Aye”(or yes). (Aye.) All opposed, please respond by posting the word… um, “no”, i guess. lol.

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  12. LadyGaladriel says:

    Oops, and sorry for double post, but the PoPo I was referring to was #5.

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  13. Armada (17 piepoints) says:

    I dunno. Maybe we should make a new story. I liked the old one, but It was getting confusing, and I was only reading it. So… Aye, I guess. (Say “Nay” for no)

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  14. ☮iŹ√Ҳ!☮ (400 piepoints 40 brain points, 7 BP in reserve)☮ says:

    2- Don’t even say first post. You’ll be fined.

    in Virtual Choklit.

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  15. ♫ Agrrrfishi {Aggie} (14 piepoints, 22 sdpzk points)♫ says:

    I agree. New story. What SHALL it be about?

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  16. Kokonilly says:

    NEW STORY! I agree!

    Aye.

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  17. Armada (17 piepoints) says:

    15-More Bob? Or is that getting old? Let’s do something different entirely.

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  18. peary moppins says:

    Yeah, I was lurking on the other one and it was slightly confusing.

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  19. LadyGaladriel (100 Muszey points) says:

    Something different. How about a school setting?

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  20. Í߀ƒ says:

    :) Attention, all smileys! We are going to launch a rocket to Mars, and we need a brave volunteer to man it!
    :D :D :D Yay!
    :) I’ll pick…you!
    :mrgreen: Me?
    :) Yes, you! You look stupi–I mean, er, courageous enough! You will be the first emoticon to set foot on the red planet!
    :mrgreen: Yay!
    :) Here! This is it! Get in the rocket! Make America proud! Beat Russia!
    *media arrives* *cameras start flashing*
    :o Isn’t the space race over?
    :) Not the race to Mars!
    :o Is this trip safe?
    :) Uh, sure!
    :o How did NASA get the funding for this mission, with all the budget cuts and soaring fuel prices?
    :) Uh…this interview is over.
    :mrgreen: Heehee! I’m going to meet Marvin the Martian!
    :) One more thing: I need you to sign this contract.
    :mrgreen: What’s it say?
    :) You, whatever your name is, agreetogoonaone-waytriptoMarsandNASAisnotresponsibleforanythingthathappenstoyou.
    :mrgreen: What?
    :) I didn’t say anything you should be too concerned about.
    :mrgreen: Okay! *signs*
    :) Now, go, green smiley dude! America is counting on you!
    :mrgreen: I’m going to be a martian! *gets in rocket* *rocket blasts off*
    :) Bye-bye! ¡Hasta la vista–I mean, luego!
    :mrgreen: Whee! I think I’m gonna puke!

    To be Kontinued…

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  21. Mogget's Little Sister (AKA Kyra [Pronounced KEER-rah]) says:

    :mrgreen: Is there anyone else on this rocket???
    :shock: I’m…on…the…rocket…
    :mrgreen: YAY FRIEND!!!
    :shock: Rockets…are…awesomel…
    :mrgreen: I KNOW!!! Now, how do we steer? Maybe if I press–
    :shock: Don’t…press…that…
    :mrgreen: Oh, okay. ((Button will return much later in story))
    *Time passes*
    :mrgreen: Is there anyone else on this rocket???
    :shock: I’m…on…the…rocket…
    :mrgreen: I meant, besides you.
    :shock: There’s…that…girl…
    :mrgreen: HI!!!
    :cool:
    :mrgreen: She won’t talk…
    :shock: She’s…too…cool…for…us…
    :cool: … cool.
    *More time passes…*
    :mrgreen: I’m bored.

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  22. Í߀ƒ says:

    :mrgreen: Is there anything to eat?
    :shock: …yes…
    :mrgreen: What is there?
    :shock: Space…food…
    :mrgreen: Yay! *finds juice packet* *opens* *juice splatters in face* Stupid juice! Stop floating around!
    :shock: You…have…to…use…a…straw…
    :mrgreen: Why do you talk like that?
    :shock: They…say…I’m…slow…
    :mrgreen: Oh. *sips juice* Where are we going again?
    :shock: Mars…
    :mrgreen: Aw, I thought we were going to Europe.
    :shock:
    *rocket flies on*
    :mrgreen: What else do we do in here?
    :shock: Drive…and…maintain…the…rocket…
    :mrgreen: Do I have to do any work?
    :shock: No… :cool: does everything…
    :cool: *doesn’t say anything*
    :mrgreen: Good. Work makes me tired and thirsty. *drinks more juice*

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  23. Random Kokpelli & Tokyo says:

    :grin: (pops out of thin air) I’m the juice fairy!
    :mrgreen: Cool! Do I get any wishes?
    :grin: No
    :mrgreen: aawww
    :shock: Aw…ww…ww… man…

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  24. Mogget's Little Sister (AKA Kyra) says:

    :D Here are some curly straws!
    :mrgreen: Thanks, juice fairy, now I can drink my juice and pretend I’m cool!!!
    :D *disappears*
    :roll: *radio* Come in, Nebula. *radio*
    :mrgreen: WHO WAS THAT???
    :shock: The…radio…
    :cool: We’re here, Home Base.
    :roll: *radio* Everyone? *radio*
    :cool: Yes.
    :roll: *radio* Good. Don’t forget to eat. *radio*
    :cool: Roger that. Over and out.
    :mrgreen: There’s a radio in here?
    :shock: Yes…we…can…talk…to…Earth…people…that…way…
    :mrgreen: What? You’re not from Earth?
    :shock: *is slightly panicked* I…didn’t…say…that…
    :mrgreen: Yes you did, you silly goose! Now, let’s listen to songs on that radio!
    :shock: *is bewildered*
    :cool: Don’t touch that.
    :mrgreen: Yes’m.

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  25. Beavo says:

    Haha, I think I started the “to be Kontinued” thing on the first RRS.

    Anyways, the stories got weird after the first, so I don’t really post anymore.

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  26. Mogget's Little Sister (AKA Kyra) says:

    POST P*EASE!!!.
    25- I think the first was the weirdest… maybe the unfinished second.

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  27. Zinc the sorceress and Leafygreen says:

    ((*sigh* Here goes…))

    :cool: 60,000 miles away from Mars. I repeat, 60,000 miles away from Mars.
    :mrgreen: Kewl!
    :shock: I… wonder… if… there’s… any… life…
    :mrgreen: Hey, I see it! Can you?
    :shock: Yes…
    :mrgreen: Hey, isn’t Mars supposed to be red?
    :cool: What do you mean by that?
    :mrgreen: Mars is hot pink up close!
    :cool: WHAT?!
    :mrgreen: I said, Mars is hot pink up close! What’s wrong with that?
    :cool: This is bad, bad, badbadbad…
    :mrgreen: What’s bad?
    :shock: She’s… finished… talking… to… us… for… now…
    :mrgreen: *sigh*

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  28. Mogget's Little Sister (AKA Kyra) says:

    :cool: Houston! Houston!
    :roll: *radio*What, Nebula? I’m having a hot dog, for Pete’s sake!*radio*
    :cool: Emergency.
    :roll: *radio*Well?*radio*
    :cool: Mars is… HOT PINK up close!
    :roll: *radio*What does that mean?*radio*
    :cool: This means that we’ve finally found the secret HPB hideout.
    :roll: *radio*Cool. Try to destroy them with your minimal weapons before they attack Earth.*radio*
    :cool: Roger that, Houston. Over and out.
    :roll: *radio*Good luck, Nebula. May the Force–*radio*
    :cool: *Hangs radio up*
    :mrgreen: *muses to best of ability* I wonder what the cool girl was talking about?
    :shock: …H…P…B…
    :mrgreen: What are those anyway? *looks expectantly towards :cool: *
    :cool: *says nothing, tries to find weapons*

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  29. Zinc the sorceress and Leafygreen says:

    ((Only FOUR PEOPLE HAVE REALLY POSTED ON THIS THREAD! POST! POST! POSTPOSTPOST!!!!))

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  30. Syllabub says:

    ((Hi Zinc. I think we’re like, the only people on the blog, so I’ll try to think of someting, even if it’s not long.))

    :mrgreen: Hey! Mars has ears!!!
    :idea: :idea: :idea: :idea: :idea: :idea: :idea: KILL THE HUMANS…….KILL THE HUMANS…..*marches with big bazooka weapons*
    :shock: …..we…….are…….going…..to……..DIE…….
    :mrgreen: Hey, they’re bunnies! They won’t hurt us!!!
    :idea: :idea: :idea: :idea: :idea: :idea: :idea: KILL THE HUMANS…….KILL THE HUMANS…..*stop marching, point bazookas at the spaceship*
    :cool: shoot them with these. *hands over some lame guns*
    :mrgreen: I don’t wanna hurt the bunnies! That’s cruelty to animals! :cry:
    :shock: ……do……….not………underestimate………the………hpbs……………………power……………..
    :idea: :idea: :idea: :idea: :idea: :idea: :idea: KILL THE HUMANS…….KILL THE HUMANS…..

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  31. Syllabub says:

    oops….that shocked smilie wasn’t suppost to be there….. :oops:

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  32. Í߀ƒ says:

    ((29- NO! NONONONONO! DON’T POST! IT’S 10 TIMES MORE ORGANIZED THAN THE LAST RRS’S THIS WAY!))

    ((Can’t we have just one stinking RRS without HPBs eventually taking over the plot? Well, here’s a way it can work out…))

    Suddenly…

    *zap* *zap* :idea: :idea: :idea: Aaaaah! *run away*
    :mrgreen: Wha? Ooo, look! Strange little green men!
    :shock: Wow…there…actually…is…life…on…Mars…
    :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: The bunnies have been invading our planet for years. But now, we take back what is ours. *fire ray guns* *zap*
    :mrgreen: (the one from Earth) Great, we’re caught in the middle of interplanetary warfare. That just made my day. Now I’m thirsty again. I’m going back to the rocket. *leaves*
    :cool: What happened to all the rovers we sent? Why didn’t we get back any pictures from you?
    :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: Oh, that. Heehee. We just hid. We didn’t want you Earthlings to know that we existed.
    :shock: Why…not…?
    :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: Because we’re going to blow the Earth up!
    :shock: …What?!?…
    :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: Hey, if we didn’t blow you up first, then the evil Venusians would invade, torture, eat your skin, and enslave you. And then they’d use Earth as a tactical base to conquer us. So we’re doing both of us a favor, really.
    :cool: I thought you were already conquered by the HPBs.
    :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: Oh yeah, that’s another reason we’re blowing up the Earth. They’ve infiltrated your governments, computers, and hearts, and are poised to take over your world.
    :shock: Bunnies…martians…venusians…this…is…all…so…confusing…
    :mrgreen: (the one from Earth) *comes back from rocket* Hi, everyone! What’s happening? *sips juice*

    To be Continued…

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  33. Mogget's Little Sister (AKA Kyra [Pronounced KEER-rah]) says:

    (( :shock: is not from Earth. Just so you know.))

    :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: *to Earth :mrgreen: * Come with us. We will treat you as our king. *aside* Not.
    :shock: …Can…we…come…too…?
    :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: Fine.
    *All walk away from spaceship*
    :roll: *radio*Nebula, come in.*radio*
    *nothing*
    :roll: *radio*This isn’t funny.*radio*
    *nothing*
    :roll: *radio*NEBULA!*radio*

    ((dun dun dun…))

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  34. Mogget's Little Sister (AKA Kyra [Pronounced KEER-rah]) says:

    ((ACK!!!))

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  35. Mogget's Little Sister (AKA Kyra [Pronounced KEER-rah]) says:

    ((Fine. I’ll continue it by myself. *humph*))
    :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: *Leads everyone down to dungeons*
    :mrgreen: *is led down dark, damp, sinister hallway* This doesn’t look like a throne room…
    :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: Be assured, it certainly is. *shoves everyone into jail cell* *locks door*
    :shock: Hey…
    :cool: This was bound to happen.
    :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: *recites typical evil rant* Hehehe… We couldn’t tell you until we locked you in a jail cell, but we are actually… *whip off elaborate disguises*
    :shock: …Venusians?
    :evil: :evil: :evil: Yes! MUHAHAHA!!! Wait, how did you know?
    :shock: Guessed…
    :mrgreen: Hey, I don’t look like them any more. Hee hee!
    :evil: :evil: :evil: Now that we have the only Earthlings to ever travel to mars in jail, we have destroyed your chances of ever saving yourselves! We shall attack Earth on two fronts now!!!

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  36. ♫ Agrrrfishi {Aggie} (14 piepoints, 22 sdpzk points)♫ says:

    ((Here, I’ll help. I like this story already! :D ))

    :evil: :evil: :evil: *all run away smirking*
    8) Well. Looks like we’re stuck. Not cool.
    8O But…what…about…earth…?
    :mrgreen: Hey, lookit what I found! A trapdoor!
    8) Cool.
    8O :mrgreen: 8) *all jump down the trapdoor*
    :mrgreen: Whee!
    8O Wghoa…this..tunnel…is…getting…HOTTER…
    *THUNK*
    :mrgreen: Teehee! We escaped!
    8) :arrow: :roll: Thank you for stating the obvious.
    :mrgreen: You’re welcome. *silly grin*
    8O Where…are…we?
    8) It looks like we’re somewhere beneath the surface of Mars.
    :mrgreen: Yay! *sings* We’re underneath Maa-aars! We’re underneath Maa-aars!
    8) Stop that. You’re embarrasing me even though there’s nobody around that could enduce my embarrasment.
    8O Why…is…everything…pink?
    *all stare around the room*
    :mrgreen: Cool! A hot pink waterfall! *runs over to drink from it*
    8) Hey! Don’t do that! It’s not water, it’s lava!
    :mrgreen: Oh. *pulls tounge away from the lava*

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  37. Zinc the sorceress and Leafygreen says:

    ((I’ll try to help, but my ideas get quite… outlandish.))

    :mrgreen: As it seems that the pink juice is lava, I’ll go sit in the pink armchair.
    :cool: Seriously, don’t do that.
    :mrgreen: Oh, what harm could it be?
    :cool: Your loss.
    :mrgreen: *sits* See? Nothing happened!
    :cool: *to self* 3… 2… 1…
    :mrgreen: AAHHH!!!!! *arm chair falls to floor as straps bind :mrgreen: to chair*

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  38. Mogget's Little Sister (AKA Kyra [Pronounced KEER-rah]) says:

    :shock: …Sorry…I’ll…help… *goes to computer* *scans fingerprint*
    :mrgreen: *as straps fall off of chair* Phew! Thanks!
    :shock: …No…problem.
    :cool: *Grabs and shakes :shock: * HOW DID YOU DO THAT?
    :shock: *feigns ignorance* Do…what…?

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  39. Mogget's Little Sister (AKA Kyra) says:

    MEANWHILE, BACK ON EARTH…
    :roll: They’re not responding.
    :) Darn. The cool one was useful.
    :P Oh, well. We have lots of smart people here.
    :roll: Yeah. At least there are two less dumb people in the world.

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  40. Í߀ƒ says:

    :mrgreen: Hey, look, guys! The pink bunnies are back! *sips juice*
    :shock: Oh…great…
    :idea: :idea: :idea: :idea: :idea: What are you slaves doing in our planning room? Get out of here! Get back to work!
    :cool: We’re not your slaves. We’re explorers from earth.
    :idea: :idea: :idea: :idea: :idea: It doesn’t matter what you are. You are not bunnies, so therefore you are our slaves. Our guards will escort you to the labor section.
    :mrgreen: Hey, look! More people that look like me!
    :idea: :idea: :idea: :idea: :idea: What? *turn around* Martians! What is going on here?
    :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: Oh, we’re revolting. We’re tired of being slaves to you pink bunny things.
    :shock: Are…you…venusians…in…disguise?
    :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: Um, no. We’re real martians. And proud of it. Yay for Mars! We break through the bars! We reach for the stars! We have flying cars! We found the vaccine for SARS! We–
    :idea: :idea: :idea: :idea: :idea: Shut up! What’s this about venusians in disguise?
    :mrgreen: We met some guys that looked like me, but then they put us in jail and didn’t look like me anymore. They became really ugly. *sips juice*
    :cool: They said something about attacking Earth on two fronts. I presume they mean Venus and Mars.
    :idea: :idea: :idea: :idea: :idea: The traitors! They shall pay with their lives! And their planet! And their freedom! And a bunch of other things!
    :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: Well, that’s just great. But could you please excuse us? We’re trying to liberate the planet, and you’re blocking the hallway.
    :idea: :idea: :idea: :idea: :idea: *cackle* Not a chance! *hurl themselves upon martians*
    :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: *fire ray guns* Run for it, humans!
    :shock: Which…way?
    :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: Just follow the exit signs! *fight with bunnies*
    :cool: Makes sense. *runs*

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  41. Mogget's Little Sister (AKA Kyra [Pronounced KEER-rah]) says:

    ((I guess :shock: is just dumb and from Earth. Nevermind. And please, no more bun buns.))

    Exit :arrow:
    :mrgreen: Hey, a sign! *trips over rock and falls, arrow now points other way*
    :mrgreen: Hmm, maybe I should tell my companions the sign used to point the other way. Nah!
    :cool: *has been helping :shock: , against her will*
    :cool: Come ON!
    :shock: I…need…athsma…medicine… *pants*
    :mrgreen: The sign says to go that way.
    :shock: O…K……Please…don’t…run…any…more…
    :mrgreen: Sure, whatever. *dashes off the wrong way*
    :cool: *sighes* *follows :mrgreen: *

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  42. Í߀ƒ says:

    ((41- Not necessarily. :shock: could have been feigning stupidity, or maybe he was perplexed by the dozens of dark, twisting underground passageways that loomed before him. The big brawl between the HPBs and the martians didn’t make it any less confusing. And why does he have to be from Earth?))

    :mrgreen: *runs down hallway*
    :cool: *lags behind, trying to help :shock: *
    :mrgreen: *runs right into the trio of venusian spies*
    :evil :evil: :evil: Hey! How did you escape?!?
    :mrgreen: Whoops! Wrong way. *turns around* *runs back*
    :evil: :evil: :evil: Get him! *chase*
    :mrgreen: *runs past :cool: and :shock: *
    :shock: Where…are…you…going?
    :mrgreen: I went the wrong way, and now the ugly guys are chasing us!
    :cool: Aw, jeez…we’re in trouble. Come on, :shock: , we’ve got to move!
    :shock: No…leave…me…behind…
    :cool: No, :shock: ! You have to keep going!
    :mrgreen: Yay! They’re going to eat our skin! No, wait. That’s bad, isn’t it?
    :shock: Just…go…ahead…I…can…deal…with…them…
    :mrgreen: Okay! *runs off*

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  43. ♫ Agrrrfishi {Aggie} (14 piepoints, 22 sdpzk points)♫ says:

    :evil: :evil: :evil: We are going to eat you!
    :mrgreen: I am going to run from you!
    8O I …am…going …to… fight… you…once…I…stop…panting! *pants*
    8) I’m going to still be cool!
    :? I am confused.
    :evil: :evil: :evil: Hey, who are you? Get out of our plot line!
    :? I’m the random mote that shows up during confusing chase scenes. Haven’t you ever seen Scooby-Doo?
    :evil: Well, I guess. Just don’t interrupt, okay? We’re trying to be evil here.
    :? You have my word. *leaves*
    8) Well. That was weird. So, where were we? Oh yeah. RUN!!!
    8O I…can’t…INHALER…need…please…ack…
    :? *pulls out random inhaler* Here you go. See, I’m good for something.
    8O *puffs* Hey, I’m cured!
    8) :mrgreen: YAY!
    :evil: :evil: :evil: Boo. We is gonna eat you now.
    8) Wuh oh.

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  44. Í߀ƒ says:

    ((43- I think we could do without the :? ever appearing)).

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  45. Mogget's Little Sister (AKA Kyra [Pronounced KEER-rah]) says:

    (( :cool: is actually nice. I like that. I’m not posting anything because it’s 7:00 in the morning and I’m almost late for school… OH NO!!!))

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  46. ♫ Agrrrfishi {Aggie} (14 piepoints, 22 sdpzk points)♫ says:

    ((44- Yeah. I guess. But still, now 8O is cured! ))
    :mrgreen: Run away!
    :evil: :evil: :evil: Come to the dark side. We have juice.
    :mrgreen: Oh really? Gimmegimmegimme!
    :evil: :evil: :evil: But you must let us eat you first.
    :mrgreen: Okayokayokay, but give me juice!
    8) That logic doesn’t even make any SENSE! Don’t listen to them!

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  47. Í߀ƒ says:

    ((46- Okay, but he still has to talk slowly. That’s his distinguishing characteristic)).

    :mrgreen: Wait…I don’t see any juice!
    :shock: There…isn’t…any…juice! They…just…want…to…eat…you!
    :evil: :evil: :evil: Did we say that? What we meant to say is that we just want to eat your skin. And we do have juice, see? *holds up juice box*
    :mrgreen: Ooo! Juice! But I dunno…I kind of like my lovely green skin…
    :evil: :evil: :evil: Come on! It’s full of artificial flavoring!
    :mrgreen: Yummy…
    :cool: Don’t listen to them! You have to resist!
    :mrgreen: Nah, I like juice. *walks over to venusians*
    :shock: …Nooo! *picks up discarded ray gun* *fires at venusians repeatedly*
    :evil: :evil: :evil: Gaah! Retreat! *run away*
    :cool: *stares at :shock: , impressed by his display of courage*
    :mrgreen: Aw. Now the juice is gone.

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  48. Mogget's Little Sister (AKA Kyra [Pronounced KEER-rah]) says:

    ((Hmmm, seems like every time I post, there’s a revival of this thread… interesting…))
    *since :cool: and :mrgreen: have new respect for :shock: (well, :mrgreen: not so much), they walk at his pace*
    :shock: The…path…it’s…ending…
    :mrgreen: There’s a wall in front of us! And it’s red! I like walls…
    :cool: …Great. *to :shock: , who is now included in :cool: ‘s short list of people she talks to* The dummy led us down the wrong path.
    :shock: …Now…what…?
    :mrgreen: There’s no juice…
    *hidden manhole cover in ground lifts up*
    :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: We were looking everywhere for you! Come on!
    :mrgreen: YAY the people who look like me!

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  49. Lord Abracadee says:

    :mrgreen::mrgreen::mrgreen: Quick! Down here, before the Venusians come back!
    *hidden trapdoor in ceiling opens up*
    :evil::evil::evil Hi. We’re back with the juice. You just have to let us-
    :8: Not… this… again!
    :mrgreen::mrgreen::mrgreen: Run for it! We’ll hold them off!
    :mrgreen: But what about the juice?
    :evil::evil::evil It’s right here! Just let us eat your skin and you can have it! *fire rayguns at the Martians*
    :mrgreen: Eeeeek! *jumps down manhole*
    :cool: Maybe we should follow him. *follows :mrgreen:*
    :8: Good… idea… *follows :cool:

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  50. Lord Abracadee says:

    Oops, little trouble with the smileys.
    :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: Quick! Down here, before the Venusians come back!
    *hidden trapdoor in ceiling opens up*
    :evil: :evil: :evil: Hi. We’re back with the juice. But you have to let-
    :shock: Not… this… again…
    :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: Run! We’ll hold them off!
    :evil: :evil: :evil: Just let us eat your skin and you can have the juice! *fire ray guns at the martians*
    :mrgreen: Eek! *jumps down manhole*
    :cool: Maybe we should follow him. *follows :mrgreen:
    :shock: Good… idea… *follows :cool: *

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  51. (49, 50) Your Lordship, you need to put double spaces between smileys in a series to get them to work.

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  52. Random Kokopelli says:

    :cool: *does karate & beats up :evil: :evil: * DUDES, run!
    :mrgreen: In a sec coolio, me wants juice.
    :shock: Must…Run…can’t…noo…
    :mrgreen: oOoOloookky, theres apple juice under that cage *runs under cage*
    :cool: DUDE NO!
    :evil: BUHWAHAHA

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  53. The One Who Would Rather Not Be Noticed says:

    :mrgreen: Wha? *cage falls on top of him*
    :evil: :evil: :evil: Now we are even closer to exterminating the Martians!
    :shock: *whispered to :cool: * …They…don’t…know…he’s…not…a…Martian…
    :cool: *replies* Pfft. For all we know, he could be.
    :shock: Trust…me…he’s…not…
    :cool: Let’s go.
    * :shock: and :cool: edge quietly away*
    * :mrgreen: is too absorbed by juice to notice*
    * :evil: :evil: :evil: are too busy gloating to notice*

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  54. Koko's Appprentice says:

    :mrgreen: *drinks juice* GACK!!! this taste like apple seeds! wait- don’t apple seeds have poison in them? I read that off a cearel box! *falls down on ground*
    :evil: :evil: :evil: Hahahahahahaha! one down!
    :shock: Noooo! … little… green … dude…!!!! no… time… to… mourn… must… run!
    :evil: :evil: :evil: to late! you are surrounded! the Venusians will triumph!
    :idea: :idea: :idea: Not on our planet! *Zaps venusians*
    :shock: we’re… gonna… live!
    :idea: :idea: :idea: Now come with us to the labor room to be our slaves!
    :shock: we’re… gonna… die!

    (( Hey Mogget, if you can revive the thread, now would be a good time to do it! no one is posting!!!))

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  55. Cello-Playing Mathematician (AKA Kyra) says:

    :idea: Hahahaha!
    :evil: *gets zapped*
    * :idea: picks up unconsious :mrgreen: *
    :idea: Come on.
    :cool: What if WE don’t want to???
    :shock: …YEAH!
    :idea: *pulls out scary-looking gun*
    :cool: ok
    :shock: …oh.

    ((I know this is taken almost exactly from the first storyline, but I’m not very creative right now. I’m playing Guitar Hero with my neighbor, Olivia))

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  56. Zinc the sorceress and Leafygreen says:

    ((Here I am. Again. Please tell me if my ideas are too outlandish, as they usually are.))

    :idea: *snaps handcuffs onto Venusians, martians, humans, and others* Now that we’ve got you rebellious bipeds under control, let’s get to the labor section. Shall we?
    :idea: (that is red) *jumps out from nowhere* HEY! Why are you here???
    :idea: Why are YOU here?! This is OUR territory!
    :idea: (that is red) I am one of the many HRBs, which stands for Hot Red Bunnies! We are native to Mars, and strike fear iinto the hearts of millions!
    :idea: Excuse ME, but I am one of the millions of THE HPBs, native of Earth! WE strike fear into the hearts of GALAXIES!
    :idea: (that is red) *scoff* Yeah, right! We strike fear into the hearts of DIMENSIONS!
    :idea: You can’t say that!
    :evil: :evil: :evil: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :cool: :shock: *looks on with utter amazement*
    :mrgreen: Fight! Fight! Fight!

    ((This was borrowed from BA, I know. I was there. :lol: ))

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  57. Cello-Playing Mathematician (AKA Kyra) says:

    *HRB and HPB fight*
    :cool: Hmmm. *to :shock* Do YOU know why this is happening?
    :shock: …The…H…R…Bs…have…been…underground…for…many…years…Martians…forgot…about…them….
    :cool: Can you talk any faster?
    :shock: ….
    :cool: Fine, carry on.
    :shock: H…P…Bs…came…Took…over…Martians…and…Mars…Didn’t…know…about….H…R…Bs…
    :cool: And then the Venusians came and took over the HPBs who had taken over the Martians who had forgotten about the HRBs and now the HRBs have a brilliant plan for Martian domination but practically everyone beat them to it?
    :shock: Basically…
    :mrgreen: Fight! Fight! Fight!
    *HRB pulls HPB’s ears*

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  58. Cello-Playing Mathematician (AKA Kyra) says:

    ((Oops. Sorry about that. It’s my first messup!))

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  59. Zinc the sorceress and Leafygreen {One blogiversery point, two b-day points} says:

    ((59- What?))

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  60. Cello-Playing Mathematician (AKA Kyra) says:

    ((SOMEONE POST!!! I HAVE NO IDEA WHERE TO TAKE THIS STORY!!!))

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  61. Zinc the sorceress and Leafygreen {One blogiversery point, two b-day points} says:

    ((Oh, good, I just got rid of my writer’s block for this thread! :) ))

    :idea: :idea: *fights*
    :cool: *whisper* Hey, let’s sneak out of here!
    :mrgreen: *really loudly* HEY, THAT’S A GREAT IDEA, TO SNEAK OUT OF HERE! WHY DIDN’T I THINK OF THAT??
    :idea: :idea: *stops fighting* *captures all*
    :cool: Because you don’t think, Einstein! Great job, you just got us captured! *to :shock: * What an idiot…
    :shock: Agreed…

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  62. Í߀ƒ says:

    :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: Enough of this! Surround them!
    :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: *enter* *surround everybody*
    :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: Oh, yeah? Well, you’re outnumbered!
    :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: *enter* *outnumber venusians*
    :idea: Actually, we outnumber everyone. :idea: :idea: :idea: :idea: :idea: :idea: :idea: :idea: :idea: :idea: *enter* *outnumber venusians and martians*
    :idea: *that is red* There’s more of us than any of you. And we’ve got a giant bunny.
    :idea: :idea: :idea: :idea: :idea: :idea: :idea: :idea: :idea: :idea: :idea: :idea: :idea: :idea: :idea: :idea: :idea: :idea:

    …██….██
    …██….██
    …██████
    ██•••█•••██
    …██▄▄██

    *enter* *outnumber venusians, martians, and HPBs*

    :idea: Hey, no fair! Okay, truce between everyone that’s not a HRB, at least until the giant bunny is dead.
    :twisted: :mrgreen: Agreed.
    :mrgreen: Hey, come on! Let’s just have peace and love and juice for all!
    :idea: *that is red* Um…let’s not. KILL THEM ALL!
    :mrgreen: :twisted: :idea: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :twisted:
    …██….██
    …██….██
    …██████
    ██•••█•••██
    …██▄▄██

    :twisted: :idea: :idea: :mrgreen: :idea: etc. *fight* *mayhem*
    :shock: :mrgreen: :cool: *run for their life*

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  63. Zinc the sorceress and Leafygreen {One blogiversery point, two b-day points} says:

    ((62- How’d you do that?!))

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  64. Cello-Playing Mathematician (AKA Kyra) says:

    :shock: :mrgreen: :cool: *emerge from underground* *run to spaceship*
    :cool: *in radio* Houston! Houston!
    *no answer*
    :cool: We have to make it back by ourselves. Be brave.
    :shock: O…K… *gulp*
    :mrgreen: Hey, what’s this button do?
    :cool: It fires the rockets. Don’t press it.
    :shock: Have…some…juice…instead…
    :mrgreen: OK! *sips juice*
    :cool: Are you ready? We’re going home! *adjusts instruments* *presses button*
    FWOOOM!

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  65. Koko's Apprentice says:

    :mrgreen: *spills juice* No!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *throws temper tantrum and bangs on keyboard*
    :cool: NO!!!! You might press the rocket button!!!!!!!!!
    :mrgreen: “You mean this one? *Presses*
    :cool: Oh boy. Now we’re doomed.
    *Rockets of all shapes and sizes fly out and hit planet*

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  66. ♫ Agrrrfishi {Aggie}♫ says:

    :mrgreen: Whee! ROCKETS! *slurps juice box* Hey, all the juice is gone.
    8O WHO…CARES? WE’RE…ABOUT…TO…GET…KILLED!
    8) :arrow: :roll: Chill out, spazz man. I’ve got a plan. *steers the rocket out of the planet’s way just as it explodes*
    :mrgreen: ooh, pretty colors! *atomic explosion where the planet used to be*
    8O Those…poor…Martians…
    :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: *pop out from behind some random crates in the back of the ship* Here we are!
    :mrgreen: YAY! The people who look like me are saved! Do you have any more juice? *brandishes juice box*

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  67. Cello-Playing Mathematician (AKA Kyra) says:

    (( :cool: already pressed the button. When I said “it fires the rockets” I meant the rockets spaceships use to take off… not rocket weapons. Oh, well. Whatever.))

    :shock: *to martians* Are…you…sure…you…will…be…accepted…on…Earth?
    :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: Of course! He is, right?
    :cool: Well, he’s regarded as the most stupid person on Earth.
    :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: We’re much smarter than him, so we would be accepted. But we really don’t want to go to Earth.
    :mrgreen: You don’??? But you’re my friends!
    :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: *coughs* Well…. yeah. We want to go to Venus instead.
    :cool: Won’t the Venusians attack you and imprison you, like they did on Mars?
    :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: Of course not! There are no more Venusians!
    :shock: ….You….mean…?
    :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: All of the Venusians went to Mars!
    :cool: But what happened to their two-pronged attack on Earth?
    :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: A simple communication error. Anyway, we’ll email you if something goes wrong.
    :shock: You…can…email…in…space…? I…can…contact…my…family!
    :cool: *is confused*

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  68. Zinc the sorceress and Leafygreen {One blogiversery point, two b-day points} says:

    :cool: What?! Does your family live in the International Space Station?
    :shock: Um…
    :cool: Are you meaning to say that you… aren’t human??
    :shock: I… umm…
    :cool: FUDGE BROWNIES! YOU AREN’T HUMAN!
    :shock: I… didn’t… say… that…
    :cool: YOU’RE INSINUATING IT!!!
    :mrgreen: Hey, insinuating! That’s a cool word! Insinuating, insinuating, INSINUATING! *pause* What the heck does insinuating mean, anyway?

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  69. Í߀ƒ says:

    :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: Insinuating? It means to suggest, or hint slyly, or–oh, look. We weren’t the only ones that survived.
    :cool: Aw, great…
    *a HPB spaceship is following close behind*
    :idea: #1: Accelerate to attack speed! We can’t let the humans escape!
    :idea: #2: Oh, look. We weren’t the only ones that survived.
    :idea: #1: Aw, great…
    *a HRB spaceship is following close behind*

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  70. Koko's Apprentice says:

    :cool: I don’t believe you, shock smiley . If you are really human, you should bleed red blood. Let’s see. Don’t worry, just in case you really are human, I will only prick your finger a little. Mr. Green restrain him, and you’ll get juice.
    *advances foward with knife and cuts the shock smiley*
    :cool: What!!!!!!!!!!!! You don’t bleed at all. You are a robot.
    :shock: Your right. I am a super powerful bomb that has exactly enough power to blow up earth if I am in the exact center of it. I was programmed to dig to the center, but I developed a conscience and snuck onto this ship so I would blow up without killing many people. I cannot stop the timer myself. I can sense my timer is almost up. You have 1hour to either disable me or get me off the ship and run away. I am in your hands.

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  71. Í߀ƒ says:

    ((70- He’s a bomb??? I thought he was an alien. Oh, well. But you still have to make him talk slowly.))

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  72. Cello-Playing Mathematician (AKA Kyra) says:

    *EXPLOSION*
    :shock: We’re…hit…
    :cool: The HRBs! Or the HPBs! We don’t have any weapons!
    :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: We have :shock: .
    :cool: No, we could never sacrifice him!
    :mrgreen: The juice fairy could help! JUICE FAIRY!!! *does juice dance*
    :D *appears* Hey! How could I help?
    :mrgreen: Could you pwease get rid of the evil bun-buns? Pwetty pwease?
    :D Aww, you’re giving me bambi eyes! OK. *dumps gallons and gallons of juice into computers of HRBs’ and HPBs’ ships so they break*

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  73. Koko's Apprentice says:

    ((71-Sorry))

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  74. Cello-Playing Mathematician (AKA Kyra) says:

    ((I think it’s better that :shock: is a robot. We don’t want Plutonians coming in and messing everything up!))

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  75. Koko's Apprentice says:

    :shock: I…talk…slow…because…I…was…never…programmed…to…talk.
    :cool: Fine time to mention that as we are about to crash land on Venus! We were blown off course by the bomb and now our engines don’t work
    :mrgreen: Is Venus a juice factory?
    :cool: No, its a planet. Now I will deploy the parachutes as soon as we enter its atmosphere… NOW!!!
    *Parachutes deploy and they land gently on Venus*

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  76. ☼Zinc the sorceress☼ says:

    :mrgreen: This is a nice planet. Too bad it doesn’t have any juice.
    :cool: Um, has it occured to anyone here that Venus’s atmosphere is full of toxic gases, and we should be dead right now?
    :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: *keels over, dead*
    :shock: This… is… strange… very… very… strange…

    To Be Kontinued….

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  77. Koko's Apprentice says:

    Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!! don’t let this thread die! I like this thread! I can’t think of anything to post though!!

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  78. Zinc the sorceress says:

    ((77- Good; I can post again without a DP.))

    :mrgreen: Hm, the guys who look me are lying on the ground. I wonder why? *crouches to examine*

    ((Seriously people, post. This isn’t funny.))

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  79. ♫ Agrrrfishi {Aggie}♫ says:

    8) Wait. I just remembered that I’m not a robot. *chokes*
    8O I’ll…save…you! *plunks air helmet on 8) ‘s head*
    8) Whew…that was close. *sucks in air*
    :mrgreen: I’ll say. Hey, lookit! Purty rocks! *runs over and examines* Dang. They’re not juice rocks.
    8O There…is…no…JUICE…already…!
    :mrgreen: No j…j…j…juice? WAAAAAAAAAH! *cries hysterically* And the people who look like me are deaaaaaaaad!
    8) See, look what you did. *comforts :mrgreen: *
    8O Well…I’m…sorry,…but…it’s…true! There’s…no…food…out…here!
    8) Oh. Why, you’re right.
    :mrgreen: *perks up* Ooh, green cheese! *starts bounding across the planet*
    8) That’s the moon, you imbecile!…Oh, whatever. *follows*

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  80. Koko's Apprentice says:

    :mrgreen: *runs over to a big lump of green stuff* Cheeeeeese!!! *starts wolfing it down* black! that tastes like noxious dust!
    :cool: I wonder why that would be… :cool: :arrow: :roll:
    :shock: Maybe… we… still… have… food… on… the… ship… lets… go… *starts going back to ship*
    :cool: *follows*
    :mrgreen: *stays for a minute* *sees something in distance* Hey, theres some people of there who can change color!
    :cool: what! *looks around* where?
    :mrgreen: *points*
    :oops: :oops: :oops: visitors to the lovely planet of Venus! come in from the supernoxius and burning hot air to enjoy a cup of nice juice and cookies!
    :mrgreen: Juice!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *runs toward people* I’m with you guys!
    :oops: :oops: :oops: Goood…

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  81. Cello-Playing Mothematician (AKA Kyra) says:

    :oops: :oops: :oops: We live underground to avoid the fumes. Is that OK?
    :cool: *is bewildered by kind Venusians* Umm, sure.
    *enter underground tunnels*
    :mrgreen: are you sure you have juice?
    :oops: :oops: :oops: Yes. We’re very sure.
    :shock: You…seem…strangely…familiar…
    *all enter a tea room*
    :mrgreen: COOL! TEA! SCONES! AND JUICE!
    :cool: Thank you very much.
    :oops: :oops: :oops: No problem.
    :cool: *sips tea* I was wondering if I could ask you some questions.
    :oops: :oops: :oops: Sure, fire away.
    :cool: You aren’t really Venusians, are you? The ones we met were evil.
    :oops: :oops: :oops: *laugh* Of course we’re not Venusians! We’re Plutonians!
    :shock: Wait…a…second…
    :oops: :oops: :oops: *to :shock: * Hello, TYB-31. It’s nice to see you again.

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  82. Cello-Playing Mothematician (AKA Kyra) says:

    ((I made Plutonians come in and mess everything up! *see post 74* Exactly what I said I wouldn’t do! MUHAHAHA! :twisted: ))

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  83. Cello-Playing Mothematician (AKA Kyra) says:

    ((SFTTP, but please keep the Plutonians nice. Make :shock: have bad programming or something.))

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  84. ♫ Agrrrfishi {Aggie}♫ says:

    8) Wait…so you mean that 8O is from…PLUTO?
    :oops: :oops: :oops: Precisely. *sip tea at exactly the same time*
    8) Then why exactly are you on Venus?
    :oops: :oops: :oops: Well, once people learned that Pluto wasn’t a planet, they blew it up.
    :mrgreen: WHAAAAAAT? *runs in circles* NOOOOOO! I WANT MY PLUTO BAA-AAA-AACK!
    :oops: :oops: :oops: Thankfully, we escaped and made our home under Venus, where the toxic gases can’t reach us and the government can’t find us.
    8O So…my…home…planet…is…destroyed?
    :oops: :oops: :oops: Unfortunately, yes. We couldn’t e-mail you because we don’t want any of your Secret Service picking the mail up and then coming to exterminate us.
    8) I always knew Pluto was weird.
    :oops: :oops: :oops: 8O *glare*
    8) Erm…except for you guys! You guys are cool.

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  85. ☼Zinc the sorceress☼ says:

    ((Kyra: Mothematician?))

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  86. Koko's Apprentice says:

    :shock: So why did you program me to blow up earth?
    :oops: :oops: :oops: We didn’t. We sent you to Earth as a peacekeeping person to try to reason with the earthlings. The Venusians intercepted, and, as part of there attempt to destroy Earth, they reprogrammed you.
    :shock: Could…you…fix…me?…If…I…blow…up…in…20…minutes…now…I..will…destroy…half…your…planet…and…kill…you…all.
    :oops: :oops: :oops: We could try. We might not be able to fix you in 20 minutes though.
    :shock: Just…try.
    *They lead TYB-31 away into a room labeled “eodngeasoe”*

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  87. Cello-Playing Mathematician (AKA Kyra) says:

    ((85- OOPS! I have three computers that I post on, so I must have typed it wrong on one of them.
    86- eodngeasoe? Am I missing out on something?))

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  88. Koko's Apprentice says:

    ((It’s a different language))

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  89. Cello-Playing Mathematician (AKA Kyra) says:

    ((88… Ok, sure.))
    :cool: *impatiantly waits outside of room*
    :mrgreen: *sips juice*
    :cool: *taps foot*
    :cool: *checks time*
    :cool: It’s been 15 minutes! What is taking them so–
    *BOOM!!!!*
    :cool: ACK! :shock: blew up!!!
    :mrgreen: No, that was just me.
    :cool: WHAT?
    :mrgreen: I like to make random loud noises every once in a while. You should try it! *resumes drinking juice*
    :cool: … I don’t see why I didn’t drop you into the vaccum of outer space long ago. *resumes waiting*

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  90. Koko's Apprentice says:

    *5 minutes later*
    :cool: It’s been 5 minutes and :shock: hasn’t blown up up yet.
    *boom!!!!!!!!!!!!*
    :cool: Stop it :mrgreen:
    *Plutonians enter*
    :oops: :oops: :oops: Well, we fixed TYB-31’s bomb. But, he lost his memory in the process. It might be possible to fix, but we have no clue how.
    :mrgreen: No!! He was my friend.
    :cool: Let’s go see if we can figure out how to fix him.
    *they enter the room where :shock: is*

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  91. Koko's Apprentice says:

    Hello? CPM? Zinc? Aggrfishi? Seriously, I like this thread! POST!

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  92. ☼Zinc the witch☼ says:

    91: I’m getting up at an abnormal time, and I haven’t had any caffiene. My brain is currently out of service. Sorry.))

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  93. Cello-Playing Mathematician (AKA Kyra) says:

    :shock: TYB-31… reboot…reboot… *beeps a lot*
    :cool: Hello?
    :shock: Guten…Tag!
    :cool: Ummmm…
    :shock: Konnichiwa? …Hola? …Aloha? …Quack? …Hello?
    :cool: Nice to see you again.
    :shock: Hmmm… It…seems…as…if…you…have…known…me…before…perhaps…I…was…rebooted….?
    :cool: Dang, he really did lose his memory.
    :shock: ….Do…you…know…the…way…to…Earth…? I…must…make…peace…with….their….civilization…in…order…to…restore…happiness…and…harmony…to…the…universe…
    :mrgreen: *barges in* HEY! What did I miss???

    ((As you may have noticed, :shock: speaks a lot more eloquently now–sort of like the Plutonians. Just a note.

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  94. Koko's Apprentice says:

    :cool: Hm. Is there a recorder in the space shuttle? Maybe we can download the information from that into :shock: ?
    *Everyone runs to the shuttle*
    :mrgreen: Now where could this thing be?
    :oops: :oops: :oops: We found it!
    :cool: Now this wire goes here and…
    :shock: No…that…goes…in…the…other…port…
    :cool: right. Now we press this button…

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  95. Cello-Playing Mathematician (AKA Kyra) says:

    ((OMG I drew all the characters! Now I just have to figure out how to get them to the GAPAs…))

    *Boink*
    :cool: Scientific progress goes boink? I think I’ve heard that somewhere before…
    :mrgreen: Hey look! Giant bunny stars!
    :shock: *goes unnoticed* …reboot…
    :cool: The giant HPB and HRB bunny ships! They’re going to land!
    :oops: :oops: :oops: We should retreat to the underground to avoid catastrophe.
    :shock: …processing…processing…
    :cool: But :shock: ‘s stuck here in the ship by the cable! I knew I should have upgraded to wireless!

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  96. Koko's Apprentice says:

    :mrgreen: Da do dum. Da do dum. Juice fairy come out.
    *whoosh*
    :evil: (in monotone) What.
    :mrgreen: Who are you?
    :evil: I’m the new juice fairy. The old one died.
    :mrgreen: Can you take care of the HRBs and HPBs.
    :evil: No.
    *disappears*
    :mrgreen: Whaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!! I want the old juice fairy back!!!!!!!!!!!!
    :cool: *comforts: :mrgreen: *

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  97. Cello-Playing Mathematician (AKA Kyra) says:

    *all watch, awestruck, as the two giant bunny ships land on the Venusian surface. Luckily, the ships kick up a huge cloud of dust, obscuring the Earth ship (at least for a while…)*
    :shock: *ding!* …processing…finished…restart…now…?
    :oops: :oops: :oops: Yes, yes! *unplugs :shock: in preparation of going underground*
    :shock: …external…power…source…lost…battery…power…critical…switching…to…hibernation…mode…. *beeewop*
    :oops: :oops: :oops: We can plug TYB-31 in underground. Let’s go!

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  98. Muse Person says:

    :cool: We can’t leave the ship! If we leave it they will destroy it and we will have no way home!
    :oops: :oops: :oops: We can build you a new one. Go!
    *All run for there lives*
    :idea: Visuals spot other life forms on planets sir.
    :idea: (commander) We have to get rid of those darn HRBs, your right.
    :idea: (soldier) but…
    :idea: (commander) No buts except your butt being hauled over there to defeat the HRBs.
    *groans and runs over there. Battle starts*

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  99. Koko's Apprentice says:

    SFTDP-Its me KA. There goes my new alter ego.

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  100. Cello-Playing Mathematician (AKA Kyra) says:

    *runrunrunrun*
    :mrgreen: I love running! Whee!
    :cool: :shock: is getting heavy…
    :oops: :oops: :oops: We’re almost back to the lab.
    *arrive*
    :cool: *plugs :shock: in*
    :shock: restart….restart…
    :cool: *waits expectantly*
    :shock: …Hello? …Where…am…I…?
    :cool: Venus. We crashed here and the Plutonians fixed you so you wouldn’t blow up.
    :shock: …Oh…that’s…a…relief…

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  101. Cello-Playing Mathematician (AKA Kyra) says:

    KA- It’s been just you and me for a long time, hasn’t it? Sad. We’ve gotta recruit people!

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  102. Í߀ƒ says:

    I’m back!

    :mrgreen: Hey, look! More pink bunny guys.
    :shock: Uh…oh…
    :idea: #1: Well, look what we have here. Earthlings. And Plutonians. How shall we dispose of them?
    :idea: #2: Mayb…chop them into tiny little pieces? *chuckles*
    :idea: #3: Or shall we…chew their heads clean off? *sniggers*
    :mrgreen: Wait, I got one…drop bowling balls on our heads!
    :cool: Quiet, you!
    :idea: #1: Hehehe…let him talk! He seems to have perfectly good ideas.
    :idea: #2 and #3: *snigger*
    :mrgreen: No, wait, I have a better one…drown us in juice! *smacks lips*
    :cool: *elbows*
    :idea: #1: Oh, I have the best idea of all…throw them out into the toxic Venus atmosphere! *cackles*
    :mrgreen: Hi!
    :idea: #2: Hm? *follows :mrgreen: ‘s eyes*
    …██….██
    …██….██
    …██████
    ██•••█•••██
    …██▄▄██

    RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRR

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  103. Cello-Playing Mathematician (AKA Kyra) says:

    ((Yayness IBCF’s back))

    :mrgreen: Hi big bunny…
    …██….██
    …██….██
    …██████
    ██•••█•••██
    …██▄▄██
    HELLO.

    :mrgreen: Do you have juice?
    :BIG BUNNY: NO. I AM HERE TO KILL YOU ALL.
    :idea: Even us?
    :BIG BUNNY: YES. EVEN YOU.
    :idea: Oh, yeah? Well, we have one, too!
    …██….██
    …██….██
    …██████
    ██•••█•••██
    …██▄▄██

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  104. Í߀ƒ says:

    …██….██
    …██….██
    …██████
    ██•••█•••██
    …██▄▄██

    *picks up

    …██….██
    …██….██
    …██████
    ██•••█•••██
    …██▄▄██

    by ears and throws against wall*

    …██….██
    …██….██
    …██████
    ██•••█•••██
    …██▄▄██

    *dies*

    :idea: #1: Well, that was really lame.
    :idea: #2: Huh. I thought there’d at least be a big, dramatic monster fight that would buy us time to escape.

    …██….██
    …██….██
    …██████
    ██•••█•••██
    …██▄▄██

    RAAAAAAAAAAAAAR
    *squashes :idea: #3*
    :shock: …Runaway!

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  105. Cello-Playing Mathematician (AKA Kyra) says:

    :idea: *takes out big, scary-looking weapon and aims at :BIG BUNNY:* FIRE!!!!
    :idea: :idea: :idea: *all fire big, scary-looking weapons at :BIG BUNNY:*
    :shock: …come…ON!!!
    :mrgreen: Pretty red splatter…
    :cool: Stop being so weird. RUN!!!
    :oops: :oops: :oops: *from convienent doorway* In here!
    *all go in*
    :oops: :oops: :oops: You need these spacesuits so you don’t die in the atmosphere. While you suit up, we’ll prepare our ship for you to go back to Earth.
    :cool: Thank you for doing all this.
    :oops: :oops: :oops: It was our origional intention to make friends with Earthlings. Now we are. Goodbye for now. *exit quickly*

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  106. trust kokopelli says:

    8) Whee! we are floating through space!
    8O But we’re being sucked through a vaccum
    8) we are? HELP US
    :idea: :idea: :idea: we are the evil bunny clones. Prepare to die.
    :mrgreen: OK! By the way, this is a weird spaceship
    :evil: HA HA HA! But first– have some juice.
    8) th-the juice fairy! He’s back

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  107. trust kokopelli says:

    Oops,
    that 80 was meant to be 8 O

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  108. trust kokopelli says:

    Oops, THAT 8 O was meant to be an 8 0

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  109. trust kokopelli says:

    Oops that 8 0 was meant to be a :shock:

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  110. Cello-Playing Mathematician (AKA Kyra) says:

    ((106- ???? Hmmm…))

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  111. trust kokopelli says:

    well- It would be boring if they went back to earth and randomness is important to muse blog so…..

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  112. Cello-Playing Mathematician (AKA Kyra) says:

    ((111- This story has GOT to end somehow, though.))

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  113. trust kokopelli says:

    At only 113? Never! I want to get to at LEAST 200.

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  114. Cello-Playing Mathematician (AKA Kyra) says:

    ((I meant like, it not going on forever…. hm.))

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  115. Í߀ƒ says:

    ((106- They aren’t in space, they’re on Venus)).

    ((111- No. Randomness is good, but only to an extent)).

    [[113- Well, the first one stopped at about 90 posts (including the first bit on the SSSS thread), so…]]

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  116. trust kokopelli says:

    They left venus with the help of the venusians.

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  117. Cello-Playing Mathematician (AKA Kyra) says:

    ((116- … Venusians are evil… do you mean Plutonians?
    IBCF!!! You’re back!!!
    I’m just going to continue with my storyline))

    :cool: I’ve never liked spacesuits. They’re so bulky.
    :shock: I…don’t…exactly…need…one…
    :cool: You should put one on, just in case.
    :shock: …Ok…*puts on spacesuit*
    :mrgreen: Yippee! I’m a real astronaut now!
    :cool: Let’s see how the Plutonians are doing on our spaceship. Come on!
    :mrgreen: Yippee! *dashes away*
    :cool: *groans, follows*
    :shock: *follows*

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  118. SudoRandom says:

    *back in spaceship workroom (or whereevere the plutonians work.)*

    :mrgreen: Hey guys, hows it going?
    :oops: :oops: :oops: not so good. one of the materials nessasary to keep your ship from burning up on re-entry to earth is found only on one planet in the solar system.
    8 O which… one?
    :oops: :oops: :oops: Mars.
    8) oh no.
    :mrgreen: what’s the problem? mars is nice! they give me juice!
    :oops: :oops: :oops: *ignoring :mrgreen: the only place you could find it now is on the spaceship of the :idea: :idea: idea: , so we built a spaceship to get you to them. but be careful.

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  119. SudoRandom says:

    ((SFTDP, but come ON, people, POST! i like this story!!! sorry for all the typos. i’m new.))

    :!:
    8O oh… no…
    8) what was that?
    8O oh… no…
    :oops: :oops: :oops: run!
    8O oh… no…
    :mrgreen: hey! its those big fluffy dudes again!
    8O oh… no…
    :BIGBUNNY: RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR!
    8O oh… no…

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  120. SudoRandom says:

    if my post is the problem, ask the gapas to zap it. i don’t care.

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  121. Cello-Playing Mathematician (AKA Kyra) says:

    ((SudoRandom- Your post isn’t the problem. People just left the thread. I think your posts are great, btw.))

    :BIGBUNNY: I kill you.
    :mrgreen: Yay!
    :shock: …run…
    :mrgreen: Yay!
    :BIGBUNNY: *advances*
    :shock: ….run…NOW!!!
    :mrgreen: Ok. Are we having a race?
    :cool: Yes, just go!
    *all run to provided spaceship to fly to bunny spaceship*
    :BIGBUNNY: *shakes fist/ear/whatever*

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  122. Rainbowstar (3 piepoints) says:

    :cool: *points out window at :BIGBUNNY: chasing them*
    :shock: Oh … noes … we’re … doomed …
    :mrgreen: *isn’t paying attention* Hey! What’s this big button that says LASER? *presses* *accidentally blows up Neptune*
    :shock: Stupid … Neptonians … deserved … it …
    :cool: Maybe we should shoot :BIGBUNNY: with it.
    :mrgreen: Nah, it’s more fun to blow up planets. *blows up Uranus* Whee! *blows up Saturn*
    :BIGBUNNY: *is right on their tail* ROAR! I EET YOUR HED!
    :cool: *wrests controls away from :mrgreen: * *blows up :BIGBUNNY:*
    :mrgreen: Can I leave the ship?
    :shock: What … for?
    :mrgreen: So I can get a lucky rabbit’s foot!
    :cool: :BIGBUNNY: is disintegrated into a paste. You’ll be lucky to find a single intact cell.
    :mrgreen: Can I get a lucky handful of paste? I have a Ziploc baggie to put it in and everything! Plus, if I get hungry –
    :cool:
    :shock:

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  123. Cello-Playing Mathematician (AKA Kyra) says:

    :mrgreen: What? Don’t you like paste? I like juice. You like juice. You don’t like paste?
    :shock: … ew.
    :cool: Nevermind. It’s the bunny ship!
    *DUN DUN DUN!!!*
    :shock: What…was…that…music…?
    :cool: Dramatic effect. I’ve seen it a lot. Anyway, we should sneak into one of the secondary hangers to avoid being noticed.
    :oops: :oops: :oops: *radio* Hello. We just wanted to inform you what you need to get to complete the Earth spaceship.
    :cool: And that is…?

    ((someone continue this.))

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  124. Rainbowstar (3 piepoints) says:

    :oops: :oops: :oops: We need organic fuel.
    :shock: Like … what?
    :oops: :oops: :oops: Any liquid with organic material in it. Animal blood, or tree sap … even juice will do in a pinch.
    :mrgreen: Ooh! I love juice! I get it from the juice fairy!
    :shock: That’s … convenient.
    :cool: *summons juice fairy*
    :evil: *appears* Here’s your juice.
    :mrgreen: Juice! Juice! OMG, juice!
    :cool: *duct tapes :mrgreen: ‘s mouth shut*
    :oops: :oops: :oops: Thank you, juice fairy. You can go now.
    :evil: *vanishes*
    :oops: :oops: :oops: *pour juice into engine*
    :mrgreen: Mmm! Mmmph! *freaks out*
    :shock: I … don’t … think … he … wants … us … to … use … juice.
    :cool: We could use the paste that :BIGBUNNY: got disintegrated into. Yes, :mrgreen: , you can carry it.
    :mrgreen: *dances with joy*

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  125. Cello-Playing Mathematician (AKA Kyra) says:

    ((I don’t think the Plutonians were there, but oh well.))

    :cool: *smears paste everywhere*
    :shock: …are…you…sure…this…will…work? …It…seems…very…odd…
    :oops: :oops: :oops: Yes, of course it works. We used it on :shock: ‘s spaceship, too.

    ((Got to go sorry see you later!))

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  126. Rainbowstar and Serendipity (o.o) says:

    :mrgreen: :shock: :cool: *blast off in spaceship*
    :shock: Looks … like … we’ll … make … it … home … alive.
    :mrgreen: Yay! I like being alive!
    :cool:

    Time passes …

    :mrgreen: Are we there yet?
    :shock: No …
    :cool: A few thousand more miles.

    (Seriously, we should end this story soon so we can start a new one. How about: the Internet leaks into real life? Fat guys fall over everywhere, cats do people things, and Rick Astley makes a comeback! Oh my god, it’s raining choklit …)

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  127. Cello-Playing Mathematician (AKA Kyra) says:

    ((I’m ending it right here, right now.))
    :cool: Now, stop talking so I can work the essential controls to crash land in the ocean.
    :mrgreen: Juice?
    :shock: …here…be…quiet…
    :mrgreen: *sips juice*
    :cool: This will be very tricky without any support from Houston.
    :oops: :oops: :oops: *radio* We can help with that. *radio* ((I’m just going to pretend that they’re not actually on the spaceship because that might be kind of weird for our heroes and the rest of Earth.))
    :roll: *radio* Nebula, is that you? *radio*
    :cool: Houston! Please guide us back to Earth.
    :roll: *radio* Sure. Of course, I’m going to have to ask you how you survived sooner or later. Anyway… *radio*
    *much complicated stuff that I don’t know anything about*
    *SPLASH!!!*
    :shock: ..We’re..back?
    :cool: Yes, yes, yes we are!
    :mrgreen: Yay, I was the first person on Mars!!! You losers, I was the first, the first! Where’s my juice???
    :cool: Finally I can be away from him. Finally I won’t have to run around the solar system, chased by monsters of a billion types. FINALLY!!!
    :shock: .Look.helicopters.
    *helicopters approach spaceship in water*
    :cool: :shock: , I forgot about you. What will you do?
    :shock: What I was intended to do. Spread peace and harmony among Earthlings.
    :cool: Your voice… it’s normal!
    :shock: Yes. I was programmed to have a slow voice outside of Earth’s atmosphere to save my batteries during the long space-flight here. Now that we’re back, I can talk at a normal speed. Also, I can use the flambouyant language of my homeland that I have missed so much during my time gone.
    :cool: I’ll help you on your quest. We’re friends.
    :shock: Yes.
    *helicopter hovers over spaceship, lowers ladder for astronauts to climb up*
    :shock: Come. It is time to begin another mission.
    :mrgreen: And find some juice!
    *all three climb up ladder, with :mrgreen: last*
    :mrgreen: Hey, what’s that little pink thing on the spaceship?
    :idea: Hehehe…

    THE END
    DAS ENDE
    FIN

    Done! I had to add the HPB at the end. I’m not setting any sequels up, I just thought it would be funny.

    I just realized, this is only the third out of… how many? 1,2,3,4,5,6 RRSSSSs that have actually been finished. We don’t have a good track record, do we?

    We’ve got to improve. Anyone want to start the next story?

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  128. Rainbowstar and Serendipity (o.o) says:

    NEW STORY:
    THE SPARKLY ROCK OF SALVATION

    :idea: ATTENTION, PEOPLE OF EARTH!
    :shock: :shock: :shock: It’s a pink bunny. Broadcasting a message to all TVs, radios, computers and phones, all over the world. This is not normal.
    :idea: Our species has recently become aware of this fine planet. We’d like to take over.
    :shock: :shock: :shock: Oh noes.
    :idea: However, our ancient code of Hot Pink Honor prevents us from taking over a planet without giving its inhabitants a chance.
    :smile: :smile: :smile: Yay, we have a chance!
    :idea: We will not invade if you can bring us one thing.
    :smile: :smile: :smile: Sure! Anything!
    :mrgreen: I have a bit of pocket lint! Want it?
    :idea: You would need to bring us the legendary Sparkly Rock Of Salvation, which resides in a cave beyond the Sea Of Despair and the Forest Of Doom, somewhere in the Mountains Of General Unpleasantness. To get it, you would have to pass unimaginable challenges. But it’s a chance, take it or leave it. We’ll give you a week. If you don’t bring us the rock within a week – *throat-slitting motion* Have a nice day. *transmission ends*
    :shock: :shock: :shock: We don’t think that rock really even exists.
    :mrgreen: Shun the non-believers! Shuuun!
    :grin: I think we should pick a band of heroes to go find the rock!

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  129. Cello-Playing Mathematician (AKA Kyra) says:

    :? :? :? Then who will be our heroes?
    :?: I, the mighty Wung, can save the world!
    :!: I, the custard pie, can be flung into the faces of the Bunnies!
    :P I can stick my tounge out at people!
    :cool: I’m so cool, I’m bound to win.
    :shock: I have many psycic abilities…
    :evil: I’m even more evil than the HPBs, so I know what plans and measures they will take.
    :twisted: I’m so much better than that other guy.
    :roll: And I can be the cowardly but supersmart guide to the other two.
    :) :) :) Ok, we need to vote now!
    *extensive campaign that lasts 2 hours*
    :) :) :) We’re going to count the ballots!

    ((I don’t really want :mrgreen: to be a hero anymore. We’ve had “stupid hero” stories for a while, so yeah.

    And now I think that all :shock: s should talk slowly, the last story went on for so long. :D ))

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  130. Rainbowstar and Serendipity (o.o) says:

    :smile: :smile: :smile: We’ve decided to choose three heroes out of the popular candidates. Three is such a nice number for a quest.
    :???: Why? Last time three went on a quest, they were attacked by HPBs, HRBs, two giant bunnies, and Venusians, not to mention :shock: almost blew up and killed them all, and –
    :mrgreen: Ooh! Ooh! Can I go on the quest?
    :smile: :smile: :smile: *ignore :mrgreen: and :???: * And the first of the three elected heroes is … you’ll find out after the break.
    :???: Can you tell us now? Just this once? We’re getting sick of having to wait.
    :smile: :smile: :smile: Fine. The heroes are :shock: , :roll: , and :?: .
    :mrgreen: What about me?
    :smile: :smile: :smile: Um … you can be Mission Control. You stay here, and watch for text messages from the heroes. It’s the most important job.
    :mrgreen: Yay!

    (( :???: is a Muser who is the most sensible one in the story, and frequently delivers inconvenient truths.))

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  131. Cello-Playing Mathematician (AKA Kyra) says:

    :shock: I don’t need to send text messages… I can telepathically send messages to :mrgreen: ‘s cell phone.
    :? That’s great, but the other two should have cell phones in case you get killed.
    :shock: I might get killed…??? I don’t want to go anymore! *throws tantrum*
    :) :) :) Now what?
    :evil: I’ll go instead.
    :twisted: No, I’ll go! I’m so much cooler!!!
    *both fight and die*
    :cool: All right, I’ll go. I’m the coolest of all.
    :) :) :) Yes, whatever. Just hurry! You only have a week!
    :cool: *strides cooly forward, triggers poison spike booby trap* *dies*
    :shock: :shock: :shock: That wasn’t there a few minutes ago!
    :idea: *on TV* Yes, we want to make it as difficult as possible while not actually confronting you until you have almost succeeded.
    :) :) :) Oh, Ok. Now, who else will go? I guess it’s just :!: and :P left in the running for the third spot.
    :P I know! I’ll go and take :!: as my awesome intelligent weapon!
    :!: That idea sounds like idiocy, but the world is in peril. Yes, I shall be a so-called “weapon”.
    :shock: Oh, and I’ve gotten over my fear of dying… We would die anyway if bunnies took over, right?
    :idea: *on TV* Right. We love eating emoticons. And pies.
    :!: Custard*, I was under the presumtion that I was safe.
    :idea: You are not. Good luck. *TV turns off*
    :) :) :) Now there are five heroes instead of three. That’s not as good of a number, but it gives us a better chance against the bunnies, so it’s all good.
    :P :?: :roll: :shock: :!: Off we go!
    :? And I will tag along so I can provide my inconvenient truths to all.

    ((*”Custard” is a frequent curse among intelligent pies.))

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  132. Rainbowstar and Serendipity (o.o) says:

    :?: So, first we need to cross the Sea Of Despair. How are we going to do that?
    :shock: You … you can talk?
    :?: Most of my kind speak only Wungese, but I learned English for the quest.
    :roll: You were that sure you’d be elected?
    :?: No, I learned it a few minutes ago. I used my “Learn English In Three Milliseconds” tape.
    :!: Let’s get back to the subject. How will we get across the Sea Of Despair? I can’t exactly *shudders* get wet …
    :razz: We could walk across my tongue! *extends tongue* Cathe, ith ony goeth outh a thew theet.
    :roll: Pull the tongue in and repeat that.
    :razz: I said, “Cake, it only goes out a few feet.” And the Sea Of Despair is several miles across.
    :!: I take offense to that. I’ve met several kind and intelligent cakes.
    :razz: Fine. “Custard, it only goes out a few feet.” The point is, we can’t use it to get across.
    :???: What made you think that your tongue could support their weight, anyway?
    :roll: Oh, shut up.
    :shock: What’s that big thing sailing over the water? It looks like a ship …
    :grin: Hi, welcome to the Sea Of Despair branch of Happyhappyjoyjoy Cruise Liners! I’m Captain Carebear, and I’m so excited to meet you! Make yourself comfortable in any room on the cruise ship, and I’ll take you wherever you wish to go!
    :???: Can you end your sentences with anything but an exclamation point?
    :grin: We don’t need stuffy old periods or question marks here!
    :?: *growls*

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    • Rainbowstar and Serendipity (o.o) says:

      ATTENTION ALL MUSEBLOGGERS!!! ATTENTION ALL MUSEBLOGGERS!!! ATTENTION ALL MUSEBLOGGERS!!!

      Post here! We have to move this story along! And it’s more fun than you would think : it’s just like writing an SSSS, except you have to fit it into the current story. And you don’t have to “join” – anyone can post at any time. So … yeah. Post here.

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  133. Enceladus (Faglan) (10 wung points) says:

    Ummm….. OK.
    :grin: Why are you growling at me!
    :?: *attacks :grin: *
    :grin: *is mauled* *is dead* *can’t help anyone*
    :???: WHAT DID YOU DO THAT FOR?!?!?! NOW WE CAN’T USE HAPPYHAPPYJOYJOY CRUISES!
    :?: *becomes rabid, as :grin: was rabid*

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  134. Cello-Playing Mathematician (AKA Kyra) says:

    :P *pushes :?: into lake*
    :shock: Hey… I could have cured en with my psycic powers…
    :roll: Plus, I have the medical cure in my backpack.
    :?: *comes out of water* *snarls*
    :shock: Hmmmm…
    :?: *is cured*
    :P Wow, you sure can do a lot with your psycic powers!
    :!: Yes, it seems as if we might be able to finish this quest alive.
    *all are filled with a sense of optimism*
    :? Of course, in every adventure story I’ve ever read, something horrendus happens after the heroes overcome their first trial.
    :P Whatever. *all get on ship*

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  135. Rainbowstar and Serendipity (o.o) says:

    :razz: Now all we have to do is sail this boat across the Sea Of Despair!
    :roll: Ship, not boat. Boats are wimpy little wooden things that you can tip over by leaning the wrong way. This is a ship, moron.
    :!: *peers nervously over side* This can’t tip over, can it?
    :shock: I don’t think so …
    :roll: Of course not.
    :???: Has anyone given any thought to how you’re going to sail the ship? Maybe you should have left Captain Carebear alive.
    :?: No, I shouldn’t. He said question marks were old, stuffy, and not needed.
    :shock: Hey, what’s that shape down there?
    :!: Shape? What sort of … shape?
    :roll: It’s probably just a piece of trash. Leave it, and let’s try to sail the ship.
    :razz: Don’t you mean … boat?
    :roll: Ship.
    :razz: Boat. Nyer nyerny nyer. Boat. Boat. Boat.
    :???: Back to the shape :shock: saw?
    :shock: It’s closer to the boat now … it’s coming to the surface … OHMYCAKE!!!!! *flees to luxury cruise ship hotel room*

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  136. Enceladus (Faglan) (10 wung points) says:

    :roll: AHHHH!!! It seems to be a bunny ship!
    …██….██
    …██….██
    …██████
    ██….â–ˆ….██
    …██▄▄██ You thought you had gotten a ship to cross the Sea Of Dispair! WRONG! I am here to blow it up!

    :everyone: Oh noes!
    …██….██
    …██….██
    …██████
    ██….â–ˆ….██
    …██▄▄██ *gets closer*

    :everyone: Oh noes!
    …██….██
    …██….██
    …██████
    ██….â–ˆ….██
    …██▄▄██ *gets closer*

    :everyone: Oh noes!
    …██….██
    …██….██
    …██████
    ██….â–ˆ….██
    …██▄▄██ *gets closer*

    :everyone: Oh noes!
    …██….██
    …██….██
    …██████
    ██….â–ˆ….██
    …██▄▄██ *gets closer*

    :everyone: Oh noes!
    …██….██
    …██….██
    …██████
    ██….â–ˆ….██
    …██▄▄██ *gets closer*

    :???: Gee, this is getting repetetive.

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  137. Cello-Playing Mathematician (AKA Kyra) says:

    :? I thought you said you weren’t going to actually confront us until we are really close to the stone.
    …██….██
    …██….██
    …██████
    ██….█….██
    …██▄▄██ We did. This is merely a robot ship. We have not yet chosen to grace you with our almighty presence. Instead, you have the privelage of being anhialated by our prototype take-over-the-world ship!

    :P *thhhhhbbbttt!*
    …██….██
    …██….██
    …██████
    ██….█….██
    …██▄▄██ What, you think a measly raspberry can stop this unstoppable ship?

    :P No, but I just spat a ton of acid saliva on it that eats through any metal.
    …██….██
    …██….██
    …██████
    ██….█….██
    …██▄▄██ What?

    :? That doesn’t even make any sense. I mean, if his saliva was powerful enough to eat through any metal, wouldn’t he be dissolved by now?
    :P I can control its production for it only being used when I blow raspberries at people.
    :? Still doesn’t make any sense. Your tounge, at least, would be eaten through.
    :P My mouth is protected by a strong protein lining, much like most people’s stomachs!
    :? OK, now that could be plausable. But now it’s just gross.
    :roll: Hello?!?!? Dangerous situation here!!!

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  138. Rainbowstar and Serendipity (o.o) says:

    …██….██
    …██….██
    …██████
    ██….█….██
    …██▄▄██ Aaagh! *dissolves*

    :razz: Ha ha, sucker. *blows raspberry to ensure that en is completely disintegrated*
    :shock: *pokes head in* Is … is it safe to come out now?
    :!: Yup! :razz: defeated the bunny ship with en’s acid saliva.
    :???: The existence of which still seems highly improbable. I mean, wouldn’t –
    :shock: B – bunny ship?
    :?: The shape turned out to be an unmanned giant bunny ship. But it’s gone now.
    :roll: Why did the bunnies even bother building it?
    :???: Um, guys?
    :razz: :?: :roll: :!: :shock: *celebrate*
    :???: You might want to hear this …
    :razz: :?: :roll: :!: :shock: *continue to celebrate*
    :???: The bunnies are pretty smart. What if that was just a decoy, to lure you into a false sense of security?

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  139. Enceladus (Faglan) (10 wung points) says:

    :razz: :?: :roll: :!: :shock: We don’t care! We don’t care! LALALALALALALA!!!!
    …██….██
    …██….██
    …██████
    ██….█….██
    …██▄▄██ I am the celebration blower-upper.
    :razz: :?: :roll: :!: :shock: Aaahhhh! *are blown up*
    :???: Great. Now I’m alone on this quest.
    :cool: *appears out of thin air* Worry not! For thou art a superhero, and thy hath me, ye olde faire godenther.
    :???: Godenther?
    :cool: Yes. I’m gender neutral. Got a problen with that?
    :???: Sigh…. no.

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  140. bookgirl_me says:

    Can I add a some characters ?

    8) Oh, and btw, you have to take these sidekicks with you…
    :lol: Happy, happy, questy, questy, funfunfun ! The wonderful thing about-
    :eek: Shut up, you’re bothering almighty :? ! D’y think we might be able to see :mad: , :neutral: and :sad: ? They’re an enlightend race !!!!!
    :oops: As long as I get to stay with :lol: !
    8) Oh, and watch out for HPBs !
    :oops: What are HPBs ?
    :lol: The wonderful thing about-
    :eek: Shut up, you’re bothering his worshipfulness !
    :? This is gonna be just great…

    *admits to reading to much LOTR*

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  141. Rainbowstar (on a school computer) says:

    :???: So now, instead of tagging along on a quest with :razz: , :?: , :roll: , :!: , and :shock: , I’m the hero of a quest, accompanied by :lol: , :eek: , and :oops: . I can’t tell if I’m better off of worse.
    :oops: Let’s stop dawdling and continue the quest.
    :eek: Why are we on a boat?
    :lol: *peers over side of boat* Ooh! It’s called the Happyhappyjoyjoy Cruise Liner! I like that name!
    :???: You’d have liked the captain, too. Captain Carebear, he was called. Except :?: killed him.
    :eek: Killed him?
    :oops: That sounds … unpleasant.
    :lol: Ooh! A steering wheel! *spins boat in circles*
    :oops: I have motion sickness … *vomits*
    :eek: Look! Smileys in the water!
    :razz: :?: :roll: :!: :shock: We’re alive!
    :???: That’s amazing. But, :!: , how did you survive? I thought you dissolved in water!
    :!: The pie tin I’m in can be used as a flotation device in an emergency.
    :lol: Yay, new friends!
    :eek: Is that the homicidal wung?
    :oops: Are we all going on this quest now?
    :???: Good point. Lessee: *draws up list*
    Questing Smileys:
    :???:
    :razz:
    :?:
    :roll:
    :!:
    :shock:
    :cool:
    :lol:
    :eek:
    :oops:

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  142. Cello-Playing Mathematician (AKA Kyra) says:

    …██….██
    …██….██
    …██████
    ██….█….██
    …██▄▄██ We're still here.
    :shock: It’s my turn to stop you!!! *uses psycic powers to send a ray at bunny ship*
    …██….██
    …██….██
    …██████
    ██….█….██
    …██▄▄██ <—— *dink* Wow, That was utterly pathetic. *incenerates :shock: with laser beam*
    :shock: *dies, leaving scorch mark on ship*
    :?: You! Freakishly joyous one! Steer the ship!
    :lol: You mean I get to be the Captian of the Happyhappyjoyjoy Cuise Liner??? Yippee! *speeds boat to other side of lake while :P spits more acid on the bunny ship*
    …██….██
    …██….██
    …██████
    ██….█….██
    …██▄▄██ Curses. Fortunatly, this ship has protection against that sort of thing, unlike the last one. But, you've severely damaged the left ear gun turret, so we will retreat for now. We want to be full strength when we finally anhialate you just when you think you will reach your week-long-sought-after goal. *disappears underwater*
    :cool: :?: :!: :P :roll: :oops: :? :eek: *get off boat on other side of the Lake of Despair*
    :eek: Hey, :lol: , aren’t you coming with us on our marvelous quest?
    :lol: No! I must be the captain of the Happyhappyjoyjoy Cruise Liner! I’ve discovered that Captain Carebear was my father! This ship is my destiny!!!
    :cool: Better without you, I would say.
    *all except :lol: walk up beach, then…*

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  143. Rainbowstar and Serendipity (o.o) says:

    :cool: So, now we’re down to eight questing smileys. That’s a good number.
    :roll: Yes, of course. If one of us dies, there’s seven left to die later. Why didn’t I think of that?
    :oops: Seriously, though, eight is a good number. Enough to give us a chance against the bunnies, but not so many that we have trouble with transport and hiding places.
    :???: Unless the bunnies detect us because we’re traveling in a largish group.
    :!: I like eight. I have a pattern of eight slits in my crust.
    :?: Eight is my lucky number! I was the eighth wunglet in my litter.
    :razz: Octomom: The Musical!
    :eek: That’s just creepy.

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  144. Enceladus (Faglan) (10 wung points) says:

    :???: Now what?
    :razz: We cross…. *pulls out map* The Forest of Doom!
    :!: Gee, that sounds like fun.
    :all: *Trudge on*
    :oops: I’m getting tired.
    :all: *find a spooky looking forest*
    :eek: Do you think the is The Forest of Doom?
    :neutral: No, it’s the Happyhappyjoyjoy forest. No, what else could it be?
    :!: A lot.

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  145. Rainbowstar (on a school computer) says:

    ((Was :neutral: a typo? Because there isn’t a :neutral: smiley in the story.))

    :oops: It’s too bad we lost :shock: . En’s psychic powers could have come in handy.
    :roll: Are you kidding? Did you see how badly he failed at lasering the bunny ship?
    :razz: It’s really my acid spit that saved us. Psychic powers are nothing comparead to that.
    :???: Of course, there’s always the fact that :shock: could have used en’s psychic powers to contact :mrgreen: .
    :!: Someone’s coming.
    :???: How do you know?
    :!: Intelligent pies have a sixth sense for knowing when someone’s coming.
    :?: Wungs have it too. They’re coming! Hide!
    :razz: :razz: :razz: We are a reclusive race of tongue extenders!
    :eek: Tongue extenders?
    :razz: :razz: :razz: Yes, young smiley that looks like us. We can stick out our tongues unusually far.
    :razz: I can do that! *extends tongue several feet*
    :razz: :razz: :razz: You have promising potential. However, it takes years of training to become a Tongue Master. A true Tounge Master has become one with en’s tongue. En can do this. *extend tongues several hundred feet*
    :razz: Wow! I want to be just like you!
    :razz: :razz: :razz: To achieve that, young Razzlet, you must remain in the Order Of The Tongue monastery. You must train for years and dedicate your life to sticking your tongue out. Are you prepared to do that?
    :???: Why is it so important to stick your tongue out, anyway?
    :cool: :!: :oops: :?: :eek: :roll: No, :razz: ! Remember the quest!
    :razz: Hmm … *is torn between two worlds*

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  146. Cello-Playing Mathematician (AKA Kyra) says:

    :P Can I just get a quick tutorial?
    :P :P :P Well, since you are the only one, it seems, that is able to spit acid, and since you are on a quest to save the world, we can give you decent training in about three days. You must promise to return after your quest to becaome a full-fledged tounge monk.
    :P All right, I’ll stay. *to the rest* Don’t worry, guys, you’ll be fine without me! I’ll catch up with you in three days!
    :eek: Wow, :P , You’re just like Eragon…
    :P Who’s that? Anyway, see you around! *leaves*
    :cool: And then there were seven.
    :?: No hesitation! Onward, questing comrades!
    :all: *treck through forest, which gets creepier and more desolate until it is nothing but a forest of dead, blackened trees and ash*
    :!; Look! There’s a trail!
    :all: *see trail of read streamers leading through the creepy forest*
    :roll: Should we follow it?
    :? I don’t know. It could be a trap.

    To be kontinued…

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  147. Enceladus (Faglan) (10 wung points) says:

    :eek: *gets caught in read streamer* Aaaaaahhhhhh!!!! Aaaahhh- Dorothy lived in the midst of the great Kansas prairies with Uncle Henry, who was a farmer, and Aunt Em, who was the farmer’s wife. Their house was small…
    :cool: Oh no, en’s plagarizing!
    :???: Of course en is. En’s gonna recite all of ‘The Wizard of Oz’ over and over again unitl en dies.
    :roll: What shall we do?

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  148. Rainbowstar and Serendipity (o.o) says:

    :eek: *recites on and on from The Wizard Of Oz*
    :!: :oops: :?: Oh noes!
    :???: I’m beginning to notice a pattern here. I warn everyone, no one listens, we find ourselves in grave danger, and we get saved via increasingly improbable means.
    :roll: Welcome to the world, :???: .
    :!: :oops: :?: Never mind that, how can we free :eek: ?
    :eek: *keeps reciting from The Wizard Of Oz*
    :cool: Well, you can use this sword. *pulls sword out of thin air*
    :!: :oops: :?: :???: :roll: Wha … ?
    :cool: As :???: ‘s fairy godenther, it’s my job to make solutions magically appear.
    :???: However improbable they may be.
    :eek: *continues to recite from The Wizard Of Oz*
    :roll: You guys are taking too long. I’ll do it. *slashes red streamer*
    :eek: *falls to ground, dazed but alive*

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  149. Enceladus and Nimly (*.*) says:

    COME BACK OR DIE

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  150. Enceladus and Nimly (*.*) says:

    :eek: What happened?
    :roll: You got caught in a read streamer. You started reciting ‘The Wizard of Oz’
    :eek: That’s why I remember lotst of tornadoes!
    :idea: :idea: :idea: :idea: :idea: :idea: *appear*
    :eek: Huh? Why did they just randomly appear?
    :idea: :idea: :idea: :idea: :idea: :idea: *appear*
    :roll: I think they appear whenever you say something.
    :eek: Really?
    :idea: :idea: :idea: :idea: :idea: :idea: *appear*
    :roll: Yup.
    :???: Oh dear.

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  151. Cello-Playing Mathematician (AKA Kyra) says:

    :oops: Either we’re really close to the stone, the bunnies are cheating, or those are mirages.
    :idea: :idea: :idea: Of course we are not mirages. We are here to incinerate you.
    :eek: EEK!!!
    *more :idea: s appear*
    :?: Stop talking, you idiot.
    :roll: *hides*
    :idea: :idea: :idea: Muahahaha! We strike fear into hearts of all smileys! FEAR OUR WRATH!!! *approach*
    :? Ok, I’m really freaked out now. *tries to run, but discovers en is held by bunnies’ spell*
    :!: Use your sword, cool one!
    :cool: All right. *slashes with sword*
    :idea: :idea: :idea: *disappear*
    :oops: Wow, I guess they were mirages after all.
    :idea: :idea: :idea: No. We are not.
    :cool: *slices more with sword until all :idea: s are gone*
    :eek: Can I talk now?
    :? Well, no bunnies appeared when you said that, so I’m assuming you can.
    :eek: I don’t understand how the bunnies could scare us so much even though they were only mirages.
    :roll: *comes out of hiding* I know the answer to that. The bunnies were projecting images of themselves to scare us. Since they were controlling the images, the mirage bunnies also had some of the powers of a real bunny.
    :?: Now I really wish :shock: wasn’t dead. En would have been a lot of help against these bunnies with psycic powers.
    :cool: Moving on… where to next? The read streamers are definitely a trap, so…
    :roll: *pulls map out of bag* See, we’re here, in the Forest of Doom. The rock will likely be either in a conspicuous or inconspicuous place. That leads to two options: The shrine on top of the Mountain of the Genie, or in the garbage dump of our hometown.
    :oops: Which means…
    :eek: We’ll have to split up.
    :cool: I’m going with :? . I’m en’s fairy godenther, after all.
    :oops: I’m going with :eek: , my best friend.
    :?: I’ll go with :eek: and :oops: .
    :!: Which leaves me and the coward over there to go with :? and the fairy godenther.
    :roll: OK. So who’s going where?
    :eek: The garbage dump! We can find all sorts of cool things there!
    :?: Ugh. Fine.
    :oops: Sure, I’ll go with that.
    :cool: So that leaves us with the Mountain of the Genie? Awesome!
    :roll: All right troops, split up!
    :?: :oops: :eek: *leave for the dump*
    :cool: So, how’s the trip up the mountain?
    :roll: According to the map, there is an extensive forest surrounding the mountain on all sides. There have been stories of Bunny mishaps occuring there, but they probably won’t bother us directly until we get close to the top, if the shiny stone is indeed there. Local folklore also warns that the genie is very malevolent. Maybe going up the mountain wasn’t such a good idea after all…
    :!: Come, cheer up. Surely your brainpower will get you out of any dangerous situation.
    :roll: I suppose…Yes. Let’s go!
    :? Sorry to interrupt, but how long will this journey take?
    :roll: I guess about three days or so.
    :cool: Cool! That gives :P enough time to catch up!
    :? He should go with the other group. They only have three people and we have four.
    :!: Very true. But we must hurry! If, by any chance, we get there before the bunnies, we will have a great advantage!
    :!: :roll: :?: :cool: *set off for the Mountain of the Genie*

    ((Sorry for the really long post, but I want to establish that the Mountain of the Genie and the forest around it, are, in fact, the setting for THE ADVENTURES OF BOB THE SMILEY. I was thinking maybe :mrgreen: could join the story later. En didn’t really die in the sequel because the sequel was never finished.))

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  152. Rainbowstar and Serendipity (o.o) says:

    AT THE DUMP
    :oops: We’re here.
    :?: Let’s all start rooting through the trash, and yell if we find anything.
    :eek: Ooh! Shiny! *dives into pile of trash*
    :oops: That’s a giant bag of glitter, :eek: . Perhaps a decoy to distract us from the real Sparkly Rock Of Salvation.
    :?: Maybe. There’s lots of sparkly stuff here. Jewelry, sequins, vampires …
    :eek: *wriggles out of giant bag of glitter* But no sparkly rocks.
    :razz: GLITTER! GLITTERYGLITTERYGLITTER!!!1! *dives into glitter*
    :eek: Look, :razz: is back!
    :oops: How did the three-day Tongue Monk course go?
    :razz: Well, since I couldn’t stay for life, they put me through the EZTongueâ„¢ course.
    :?: What’s that?
    :razz: On the first day, you have painful and complicated surgery to extend your tongue. You spend the next two days recuperating and learning to move your new tongue. Watch. *extends tongue several yards*
    :oops: :?: :eek: Cool. Anyway, our group split up. :???: :roll: :cool: :!: are looking for the Sparkly Rock Of Salvation in the shrine on top of the Mountain Of The Genie. We’re looking for it here.

    ON THE MOUNTAIN
    :???: :roll: :cool: :!: *trek up mountain*
    :!: Look, there’s the shrine. We’ll be there soon.
    :???: I just thought of something. We should find a way of communicating with :mrgreen: .
    :roll: Why should we waste our time texting that imbecile?
    :???: If the other smileys don’t get a signal soon, they’ll think we’re dead or worse.
    :roll: Yeah, but we’re on the side of a mountain. Where would we get a phone?
    :cool: *pulls phone out of thin air*

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  153. Enceladus and Nimly (*.*) says:

    :???: Umm, if you can pull anything out of thin air, why don’t you pull the sparkly rock of salvation out of thin air?
    :cool: I can try that. *pulls sparkly rock of salvation out of thin air*
    *__*
    /****\
    \****/
    *__* OMG! U JST PLLD ME OUT OF THN AIR!

    :!: Ughh. Chatspeak.
    *__*
    /****\
    \****/
    *__* DO U WNT TO BE SVD R NT?

    :!: Fine. Save us.
    *__*
    /****\
    \****/
    *__* *elimates bunnies*

    :???: I have a feeling this sin’t over.
    :cool: Why not?
    :???: Well, for onething, if Enceladus finished us now, there’d be an uproar.
    :cool: Shhhhh!! Don’t talk about the author!
    :???: Why? *disappears*
    :twisted: (to :???: ) WELCOME TO ROOM 666 ON THE VERY BOTTOM FLOOR OF YOUR SCHOOL!
    :???: Oh joy, he sent me to h***

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  154. Cello-Playing Mathematician (AKA Kyra) (,=,) says:

    :? …Why did you randomly teleport me down here?
    :twisted: Well, you are Captain Carebear, aren’t you?
    :? No.
    :twisted: WHAT???
    :? Captain Carebear died a couple of days ago.
    :twisted: He was SUPPOSED to come here, not go to heaven!!! Grrr…
    :? Well, can I go now?
    :twisted: No. Since we have you, you must stay. Plus, you talked about the author, and that is a crime of the highest level.

    MOUNTAIN OF THE GENIE
    *__*
    /****\
    \****/
    *__* *disinegrates*
    :cool: I warned him. *sighs* I guess we have to go on a rescue mission now.
    :roll: I’m all for it. I might as well use my newfound courage.
    :!: There might be something useful at the shrine.
    :cool: Right. Let’s go!
    *at shrine*
    :cool: There’s nothing here except an altar-type thing and a hole where I’m assuming the sparkly rock of salvation was.
    :roll: What’s that hot-pink spot over there!
    :evil: *appears* That’s the remains of a HPB that I INCINERATED a few years ago. The locals thought that that stupid rock killed it so they built a shine dedicated to IT instead of to ME.
    :!: We are most sorry for your loss of a shrine, oh awesome powerful being, but we must be going now…
    :evil: *continues* ANYWAYS, it is customary to also INCINERATE anyone who comes up here to pay respects to the STUPID ROCK. So you all’re gonna DIE.
    :cool: Oh, cake.
    :!: Custard.
    :cool: Custard, that’s what I meant.

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  155. Rainbowstar and Serendipity (o.o) says:

    AT THE DUMP
    :razz: Look, a sparkly thing!
    :eek: That’s a Portkey!
    :razz: :eek: :?: :oops: *are teleported to shrine*

    AT THE SHRINE
    :razz: :eek: :?: :oops: *appear* *see :evil: * Um … is this a bad time?
    :roll: :cool: :!: Well, :???: was teleported to some random place, and :evil: is about to kill us all, so … yeah, you could say that.
    :evil: Shut up. Take it like a real smiley! Now, which of you should I kill first? Confer among yourselves, I’ll just wait … *whistles*
    :roll: It never fails. We saved the world from the bunnies, but now we’re all going to die.
    :cool: Here’s the phone. Call someone.
    :eek: *calls :mrgreen: * Hi, this is one of the questing smileys. We’re in the shrine atop the Mountain Of The Genie.
    :mrgreen: Hiya! Hey, did I tell you about the time –
    :eek: Sorry, but we really need some help. :evil: is going to kill us, and :???: is missing, and we’d really appreciate a helicopter or something.

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  156. Cello-Playing Mathematician (AKA Kyra) (,=,) says:

    :mrgreen: Sure! A helicopter will be there in a couple of hours! *hangs up*
    :eek: A couple of hours???
    :evil: Yes, and in that time I WILL EAT YOU!!! MUAHAHAHA!!!
    :mrgreen: *appears from behind shrine* Hello.
    :evil: YOU!!! You are still in MY DEBT!!!
    :mrgreen: Yeah, about that, can I be in your debt for just a little longer? I’ll help you get a shrine.
    :evil: I’ll get a SHRINE???
    :mrgreen: Yes, a nice big red one with golden streamers. Now, you get shrines if you do nice and good things, right?
    :evil: Right…
    :mrgreen: So if you spare these smileys’ lives, a nice and good thing, they will build you a shrine.
    :evil: You WILL???
    :cool: Of course, all-powerful being. Your shrine will be built on top of the sparkly rock’s, which will be torn down with a wrecking ball to make room for yours.
    :evil: AWESOME!!! But just in case you don’t have that shrine done… *kills :oops: with a lasar beam* YOU will all DIE like that smiley if you don’t have that SHRINE done by TOMORROW!!! MUAHAHAHA!!! *disappears*
    :P Thanks for saving us!
    :mrgreen: No problemo.
    :eek: Why did :oops: have to die??? En was my best friend!!!
    :?: Cheer up. You wanted an adventure and now you have one.
    :cool: We still have to rescue :? !!!
    :!: Will you join our rescue mission, :mrgreen: ?
    :mrgreen: Sure, I have nothing better to do.
    :roll: Let’s go!

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  157. Rainbowstar says:

    :eek: Oh, ca –
    :!: Custard.
    :eek: Yes, custard. That’s what I was going to say. :oops: is dead, :???: is in some random unknown place, and we have to build a shrine for :evil: by tomorrow. We’re doomed. Doom doomy doomed.
    :roll: I suppose planning would be out of the question.
    :?: Well, if we were going to plan, now would be the time to do it.
    :eek: What shall we do?
    :cool: If I were you, I’d build the shrine first, since there’s a time limit on that. *pulls shrine-building kit out of thin air*
    :eek: :cool: :?: :roll: :!: :mrgreen: :razz: *start building shrine*
    :razz: *pulls up roofbeams* So, :mrgreen: , why are you in :evil: ‘s debt? And how did you get all the way here in, like, two seconds? And why are you so much smarter now?
    :mrgreen: *hammers in nails* Well, I –
    :eek: The shrine’s done!
    :evil: Good. I suppose I’ll have to spare you. Now get out of my sight. Rescue that stupid :???: smiley or whatever. GO!

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    • Cello-Playing Mathematician (AKA Kyra) (,=,) says:

      ((The :mrgreen: ‘s not the same :mrgreen: , if that makes any sense. The new one’s supposed to be the :mrgreen: from THE ADVENTURES OF BOB THE SMILEY. Now that I think about it… the :mrgreen: could be the ADVENTURES OF BOB THE SMILEY :mrgreen: in disguise again, pretending to be stupid. I don’t know. Whatever you want.))

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  158. Rainbowstar (on a school computer) says:

    :!: So now we need to save :???: .
    :razz: And then we can go home and everything can be normal again!
    :?: So how do you propose we go about saving en?
    :roll: Get on a magic carpet and fly there. Duh.
    :eek: Seriously, how are we going to do it?
    :mrgreen: Hey, :cool: , if you can pull things out of thin air, can’t you just get :???: that way?
    :cool: No, en is a sentient being. I can’t pull living things out of thin air. But I can teleport us to where en is. *teleports everyone*

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  159. Enceladus and Nimly (*.*) (10 wung points) says:

    ((I think :mrgreen: should be normal, not incredibly stupid))
    :roll: Where are we?
    :???: Welcome to h***
    :mrgreen: It does look pretty bad
    :???: No, this is actually h***
    :twisted: Aaahhh, new customers.
    :cool: Can we leave now?
    :twisted: No. THIS IS KINGDOM-COME.
    :eek: I thought this was h***
    :?: He means that we can’t leave.
    :neutral: #1 This marks the end of Chapter 1: Magical Rock
    :neutral: #2 And the beginning of Chapter 2: Escape from H***

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  160. Enceladus and Nimly (*.*) (10 wung points) says:

    COME BACK! P*EASE?!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!

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  161. Rainbowstar says:

    :roll: So we’re in the worst place imaginable, and we can’t get out. Oh joy.
    :twisted: That’s right. Better make yourselves comfortable.
    :razz: Hey, :mrgreen: , you never told us why you’re smart now.
    :mrgreen: I was smart all along. I was pretending to be the village idiot because I was hiding from :evil: .
    :???: Has anyone given any thought to how we’ll get out of here?
    :eek: Look! What’s that?
    })i({ I am the Butterfly of Helpfulness. Follow me to escape!
    :roll: :razz: :mrgreen: :???: :eek: :!: :?: :cool: *follow*
    })i({ We’re close to the escape tunnel that leads straight to Smiley City. It’s just over the Pit of Bad Things.
    :eek: *peers into pit* And how do we cross this Pit of Bad Things?
    })i({ I have absolutely no idea. *flutters away*
    :???: That Butterfly of Helpfulness wasn’t very helpful.

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  162. Rainbowstar (on a school computer) says:

    :roll: :mrgreen: :eek: :!: :?: Look down in that pit. There’s zombies, and burning acid, and Bill Nye the Violence Guy, and … yeah, we’re doomed.
    :???: Not necessarily. I don’t suppose :cool: could pull something out of thin air and save us?
    :cool: No, my powers don’t work here. It’s a strange quirk of the time-space continum.
    :razz: We can walk across my tongue! *extends tongue across pit*
    :roll: :mrgreen: :eek: :!: :?: :???: :cool: Thank you, Tongue Monks! *walk across tongue*
    :razz: *uses tongue to pole-vault across pit* Yay, we’re almost home!

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    • Rainbowstar says:

      ~BlogAdsâ„¢~

      Come here, people! *waves giant POST ON ROUND-ROBIN SMILEYS sign*

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      • Rainbowstar says:

        WE WILL ALL PERISH IN FLAMES IF YOU DON’T COME TO THIS THREAD

        Now that I’ve got your attention, I’d like to suggest posting here. The current story is almost done, and you can help to finish it. Then we can start a new one.

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  163. Rainbowstar (on a school computer) says:

    PWEASE?!?!?!

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    • Rainbowstar says:

      :idea: :idea: :idea: :idea: :idea: :idea: :idea: :idea: :idea: :idea:

      Hopefully that horde of bunnies will draw attention on the Recent Comments Bar. Post here, people! Don’t let the story go unfinished!

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  164. Cyndi and Maple (*-*) says:

    Hi… um, so what do I do?? (The bunnies worked for me, by the way.)

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  165. SudoRandom says:

    You read the story so that you understand what is going on, then you add your own piece.

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  166. SudoRandom says:

    *poof*
    :mad: HAHA!
    :razz: AA! Who are you?
    :mad: I am Bill Nye The Violence Guy! Now I will call my bretheren!
    *poof*
    :neutral: I AM BILL NYE THE SINUS GUY!
    *poof*
    :cry: I AM BILL NYE THE SILENCE GUY!
    :mad: YOU SHALL NOT PASS!
    :!: umm… Thats Gandalf.
    :cry: SILENCED!
    :!: mmph! hmmm! mmmmflle!

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  167. Silver Lining says:

    I don’t have time to read the whole story. So could someone please summarize what is happening, because I’d really like to join….

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  168. SudoRandom says:

    ok. hpbs will take over earth unless the adventurers can get the shiny stone of something. there are 8 adventurers, they cross the sea of despair and in the forest of doom, they split up, 3 to go look at the dump and 4 to go to the altar of the genie on the top of some mountain, and 1 more goes off to the tongue training acadamy, but comes back later. anyway, at the genie altar they find the stone, but one of the :???: gets sent to h*** for metagaming. now they are escaping from h*** after a rescue mission, and have been stopped by bill nye the violence guy, bill nye the sinus guy, and bill nye the silence guy.

    very brief, slightly inaccurate summary, maybe skim the story and read last 15 entries. i have to go to bed. i have MCAS tomorrow.

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  169. Rainbowstar says:

    :roll: :mrgreen: :razz: :eek: :?: :!: :???: :cool: are escaping from … somewhere (not sure where), and they just met :mad: (Bill Nye The Violence Guy), :neutral: (Bill Nye The Sinus Guy) , and :cry: (Bill Nye The Silence Guy).

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  170. ☼Zinc the sorceress☼ says:

    :eek: Oh my!
    :P Oh my!
    :???: Oh my!
    :mrgreen: Oh m-
    :cry: ENOUGH WITH THE “OH MY”S!
    :cool: What’s wrong, Bill Nye the Silence Guy? Why are you crying?
    :cry: M-m-m-my brother, Bill Nye the Adolescence Guy, just got attacked by angry tweens for misinterpretation of puberty. *sniff*
    :cool: How did they find him?
    :cry: The author was annoyed by him. *poof*
    :cool: Where’d Bill Nye the Silence Guy go?
    :twisted: HE WENT TO HECK FOR METAGAMING!!! MWAHAHA!
    :roll: That was surprisingly simple.
    :neutral: Aha! *sneeze* That was only *achoo* trial ONE! *sniff* You shall now *snork* have to face MY *honk* SNEEZY WRATH! *tissue*

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  171. C-PM (AKA Kyra) is getting pumped for STATE!!! TOMORROW!!! says:

    ((Sorry, I was waiting for a good moment to post. I couldn’t think of anything…))

    :!: RAAAAHHH!!!! :arrow: *splat*
    :/ ACHOOOOO!!! *pie goes everywhere*
    :/ Hey, I’m not all stuffed up now. Oh, no, now I can’t be Bill Nye the Sinus Guy anymore! What will happen to me! *falls into pit of bad things*
    :eek: Oh, no! *runs to save :!: * *slips on pie* *hits head on rock* *dies*
    :!: …..I must…….reform myself…….don’t try to help……you’ll ruin my custard…….if you do…….leave now……..
    :mrgreen: Are you sure you’ll be okay?
    :!: …..not really…..just leave…..
    :roll: Come on, let’s get out of here!!!!
    :?: I shall stay behind for moral support. You ignorant fools know nothing of what it is like to be on the brink of death….
    :P OK. Let’s go!
    :cool: Onward!
    :mad: You forgot about me.

    ((Muahahaha I just killed one, incapacitated another, and possibly left another one behind! How’s that for a comeback?))

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    • C-PM (AKA Kyra) is getting pumped for STATE!!! TOMORROW!!! says:

      Dang, I guess I really did forget the HTML for that one. Oh, well.

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    • C-PM (AKA Kyra) is getting pumped for STATE!!! TOMORROW!!! says:

      ((I just have to add this on))

      :eek: :P :mrgreen: :cool: :? *cower in terror*
      :mad: I’m BILL NYE THE VIOLENCE GUY!!!
      *brandishes many dangerously powerful weapons*
      :mad: VIOLENCE RULES!!!!

      (( :lol: ))

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  172. I’ve said it before, and I’ll say it again: SSSSs ♥ ♥ ♥

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  173. Bluefire27 and Drake (-_-) says:

    :mrgreen: *hits :-x in the face, causing him to shut up and fall into the pit of bad things*

    :confused: :shock: :razz: :cool: Nice going!

    :mrgreen: yeah, but we still have :idea: to worry about

    :idea: :idea: :idea: x1,000,000 We will destroy you all!! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *bunnifies :shock:

    :shock: -> :idea:

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  174. Jakob Wonkychair says:

    :?: *uses super-wung power to lasso all bloggers and force them to post here*

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  175. Rainbowstar says:

    :mrgreen: :???: :razz: :cool: :roll: *travel through tunnel*
    :razz: We’re almost home! Smiley City, here we come!
    :???: How are we going to explain that :shock: died, :!: and :?: were left behind, and :mrgreen: and :cool: joined us?
    :cool: I’ll use my powers to hypnotize them into thinking that this was the original makeup of the group.
    :roll: Like they’re going to believe that.
    :mrgreen: Look, here come :?: and :!: !
    :!: Reformed .. but … still … weak. Pie … pan … dented. But … gonna … be … okay.
    :?: *carries :!: *
    :razz: Yay, we’re reunited again!

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  176. SudoRandom says:

    :mrgreen: We’re home!
    :P It feels good to be back in Smiley City.
    BANG
    *Poof*
    :x RAZZLING!
    :P *In small voice* Yes?
    :x YOU SWORE TO COME BACK TO THE TONGUE ACADEMY WHEN YOU WERE DONE WITH YOUR QUEST!
    :P Y-you’re not mad i forgot, are you?
    :x MAD? I’M FURIOUS! I MEAN, I’M SPEAKING IN ALL BOLDED CAPS, AREN’T I?

    :x OH, C-
    :!: Custard!
    :x CUSTARD, YES. THAT’S WHAT I, UMM, THAT’S WHAT I WAS GOING TO SAY. OH CUSTARD, I METAGAMED, DIDN’T I. WELL, I’M TAKING YOU WITH, ME, :P !
    *poof*
    (( :razz: and :mad: are gone.))

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  177. SudoRandom says:

    Sorry about the continuation. we probably could have finished both stories on this thread. :oops:

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  178. Silver Lining says:

    Wait, did the story just end? Are we starting a new one? *hopes for the latter*

    :mrgreen: Whoa, where’d :razz: and :x go? *looks off into the horizon* Well, there’s no point in sitting around waiting for them. *heads over to Smileybucks*

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  179. SudoRandom says:

    178- No. I felt like adding another pointless plot twist and sent :mad: back after :razz: because :razz: didn’t come back to the tongue training academy once the quest was over like he said he would. then :mad: got sent to h*** for metagaming, but took :razz: with him.

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  180. SudoRandom says:

    SFTDP- Nice avatar.

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  181. Silver Lining says:

    Thanks.

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  182. SudoRandom says:

    AAH! NO! Your awesome avatar is GONE! (No offense, your usual one is cool, but what happened to the yellow submarine?)

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    • SudoRandom says:

      Wait, no, it’s back. :idea: :idea: :idea: :idea: :idea: :idea:
      Those bunnies were originally Piggy’s idea, (teehee. Idea, : idea :. I don’t know if you noticed, but that was a pune, or a play on words. Sorry. I didn’t get much sleep.) But this thread needs posters. So if you saw those bunnies and hopped (pune) on over here, then POST!

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      • SudoRandom says:

        AAH! IS THERE SOME REASON THAT YOUR AVATAR KEEPS CHANGING< OR AM I DELIRIOUS FROM LACK OF RRSSSS? GAAAAAAAAAAAAH! *Runs off in random direction screaming*

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        • SudoRandom says:

          ANOTHER CHANGE! MAKE IT SSTTTTTTTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOPPPPPPP!!!!!!!!!! Okay. I’m going to very calmly take this over to the complaints and rants thread and scream about it there.

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  183. SudoRandom says:

    ((All right. I started this pointless plot-twist, and now I’m going to end it. Just gimme a bit to figure out how…))

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    • Cello-Playing Mathematician (AKA Kyra) says:

      Soooo…. Are you going to end it? Or should we kill it and add it to the large graveyard of dead Round Robin Smiley Stories?

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  184. Enceladus and Nimly (*.*) (10 wung points) in says:

    I’m back, but I don’t know what to post?!?!

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  185. SudoRandom says:

    *In H***

    :x PHOOEY! AT LEAST I GOT YOU WITH ME! HA! HAHA! HAHAHAHAHA!
    :oops: WHO”S MAKING ALL THAT RACKET?
    :x AAH! SATAN! I’M SORRY! IT WON”T HAPPEN AGAIN!
    :oops: It better not. Last t- Hey, I recognize you, :razz: ! You’re the one that killed all my minions! Get out!
    :razz: You’re not going to kill me?
    :oops: What, so you lie around forever killing all my minions? No. I’m sending you back where you came from.
    *Poof*
    *At smiley City*
    *Poof*
    :razz: I’m BACK!
    :cool: :mrgreen: :roll: :? Yay!

    Fin.
    ((Sorry if the ending was less than wonderful. It was all I could think of.))

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  186. Cello-Playing Mathematician says:

    Ok, so that’s over and done with. It was failing and flailing around anyway, so the abrupt ending does suit it.

    What to do next? *flash of insparation* Maybe a Making Fiends-style story! That would be totally awesome!

    If anyone hasn’t heard of Making Fiends, it’s a highly amusing series of videos at makingfiends . com. Recently, it was made into a television show on Nickelodeon, so it isn’t too morbid or scary (thought it is a bit)

    Doing a Making Fiends-style story would also mean going back to the stupid character motif. Which is fine by me. It seems pretty impossible to try to do something serious with emoticons. :D :mrgreen: :D

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  187. Rainbow*Star says:

    *finds Making Fiends* *watches first two episodes* Awesome! How about: :twisted: or :idea: keeps trying to kill :mrgreen: .

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  188. Cello-Playing Mathematician says:

    Mwehehehe. I’m in.

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  189. Rainbow*Star says:

    *watches more Making Fiends*

    Can I start?

    :mrgreen: La di dah … *skips along*
    :idea: *hides in bush with grenade* Bahaha. This can hardly fail.
    :evil: *henchperson* You said that about the rabid wung plan. And the giant net plan, and the vat of acid plan, and the –
    :idea: *Evil Glare O’ Doom*
    :evil:
    :idea: Shh! Here en comes! *throws grenade*
    :mrgreen: Ooh! A pretty rock!

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  190. SudoRandom says:

    :mrgreen: *picks up rock* I’ll bring this in for show and tell!
    :idea: Hehehe.
    :mrgreen: Oh! Hi HPB! Would you like to see my pretty rock?
    :idea: What? No!
    :mrgreen: Here! Feel my pretty rock! *hands rock to HPB*
    :idea: what? AA!
    *KABOOM*
    :mrgreen: Teehee! That was pretty! Hey, where’d HPB go?

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  191. Rainbow*Star says:

    :mrgreen: Ooh! It’s time for my psychologist appointment!
    :smile: Glad you can be here. *shoves onto leather couch* Now, what’s going on in your life lately?
    :mrgreen: Um … not much. I found a shiny rock, and I showed it to :idea: , and there were prettyful fireworks.
    :smile: Has :idea: been giving you trouble lately?
    :mrgreen: Of course not, silly! Me and :idea: are the best of friends! And :evil: too!
    :smile: That’s nice to hear. Tell me, is there anything that bothers you? Anything you fear?
    :mrgreen: Nopers! *bops head* Coulda had a V8! Teehee!
    :idea: *whips off mask*

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  192. Silver Lining says:

    :mrgreen: Oh, there you are! I’m so happy that you could come to my psychologist appointment. Teehee!
    :idea: *holds out poisoned cookie* Here, have a cookie.
    :mrgreen: Ooh, a COOKIE! *takes cookie*
    :idea: Yes, yes, eat the cookie!
    :mrgreen: But, :idea: , don’t you want the cookie? I love to share with my friends!
    :idea: No, no, you can have the cookie.
    :mrgreen: You are so very nice. Teehee! *takes cookie*

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  193. Rainbow*Star says:

    :mrgreen: *finds :shock: * Hi! Want a cookie?
    :shock: My diet – *cookie is stuffed in mouth*
    :mrgreen: It’s good, isn’t it? :idea: baked it just for me, but I’d rather share with my friends.
    :shock: My speen! *dies* *is reincarnated*
    :mrgreen: Teehee!

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  194. Cello-Playing Mathematician says:

    :idea: *grumble grumble*
    :mrgreen: Hello!
    :idea: Ack! Get away!
    :mrgreen: Oh, I’m sorry, did I startle you?
    :idea: No. Now get away or I will tell my henchman to eat you!
    :evil: Grrrr…
    :mrgreen: Okay!
    :idea: *waits*
    :mrgreen: I’m bored. Do you want to come to the playground with me?
    :idea: NO!

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  195. Rainbow*Star says:

    :mrgreen: Come on, it’ll be fun! We can slide, and swing, and climb on the jungle gym, and dig in the sandbox, and play tag, and play hide-and-seek, and have a picnic!
    :idea: A picnic of human flesh? That’s the only kind of picnic I like …
    :mrgreen: No, silly! A picnic of all the yummy things from :razz: ‘s grocery store! We can have sandwiches, and chips, and juice pouches, and cookies, and fried chicken, and pizza, and soda, and choklit, and best of all, yummy vegetables!
    :idea: Vegetables?
    :mrgreen: Of course! You have to eat vegetables! It’s just like in the song:
    ♪ Eat vegetables every day,
    Or your skin will turn to gray,
    A your face will be all mashed,
    And your breath will smell like traaash … ♫

    We can have carrots, and broccoli, and cucumber, and cheez, and radishes, and lettuce, and mushrooms, and spinach –
    :idea: I don’t like spinach. *ominous music*

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    • Cello-Playing Mathematician says:

      Buahaha! Even simple lyric changing like that is something that I would never be able to do with my incredibly horrible sense of poetry.

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  196. Enceladus and Nimly (*.*) (10 wung points) says:

    :mrgreen: Everyone loves spinach! Even if they hate it!
    :idea: What? I hate spinach!
    :mrgreen: Here’s some spinach!
    :idea: As I said, I won’t eat it! I’ll try it, though *takes spinach*
    :mrgreen: Have fun with it!
    :idea: *secretly poisons spinach* Here, you can have the spinach!
    :mrgreen: But I HATE spinach!
    :idea: You said you liked it!
    :mrgreen: But I HATE IT!!
    :idea: Oh well, just try some *gives spinach*
    :mrgreen: I won’t eat it. *hissyfit* WAH WAH WAH! Hey, what’s that? *points at creepy machine*
    :idea: Oh, it’s a duplicator.
    :mrgreen: I’ll duplicate this spinach in it!
    :idea: Oh no! *runs*
    :mrgreen: Why are you running away? *stuffs (poinsonous)spinach in duplicator* Now, how much spinach do I want? 5,000,000,000,000 lbs. should be nice! *sets duplicator*
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    \\\____///
    .\\\___///
    ..\\\__///
    …\\\_///
    ….\\\/// (duplicator) PASHOW! *duplicates poisonous spinach*
    :mrgreen: *is buried in spinach* YAY!
    :idea: *is buried in spinach* AAAH! Okay, eat the spinach!
    :twisted: Hey, I’m Popeye the sailor man! Look! Lots o’ spinach! *eats spinach* *becomes really strong* Now I can kill :mrgreen: Ahhh!! My speen! *dies*
    :mrgreen: At least we got rid of the spinach! Hey look, a parsnip!
    :idea: I don’t like parsnips either.

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  197. Enceladus says:

    Come back, everyone!! Yes, click the little link right above this ^

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  198. Enceladus and Nimly (*.*) (10 wung points) says:

    :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: COME BACK TO ROUND ROBIN SMILEYS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    SFTDP

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  199. Cello-Playing Mathematician (AKA Kyra) says:

    :mrgreen: But you can’t hate parsnips!
    :idea: Well, I do.
    :mrgreen: They’re sooooo much fun to say, don’t you agree? Parsnip, parsnip, parsnip!
    :idea: “Murder” is a fun word to say. As in, murdering YOU!
    :mrgreen: That’s not very nice. I know! We can play the vegetable game!
    :idea: Anything involving vegetables is horrid and stupid.
    :mrgreen: I’ll tell you how to play.
    :idea: I have no time for your idiocy. *storms off to house to create new fiends*

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  200. Enceladus (The Returned) says:

    *revives thread*
    :idea: :idea: :idea: :idea:

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  201. Silver Lining says:

    *attempts revival*

    :mrgreen: *sits on :idea: ‘s front step* *sings to self while drawing in dirt*
    :idea: WHAT are you still doing here?
    :mrgreen: There you are, Vendetta! I was hoping you would come back out to play!
    :idea: Well, I’m not going to “play”!
    :mrgreen: Teehee! You are so very silly. Let’s play Hide and Go Seek!
    :idea: *has idea* *grins evilly* Sure thing, Charlotte! Let’s play Hide and Go Seek…You can hide first.
    :mrgreen: Teehee! Okay! *runs off to hide*

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  202. Enceladus says:

    :idea: He he, with that idiot ignorant, I can go find some guys to help me kill him! *finds :evil: and :twisted: *
    :twisted: Now we can kill him!
    :evil: Yes, we can!
    :idea: :twisted: :evil: *go off in search of :mrgreen: *

    Meanwhile…
    :mrgreen: *finds :mrgreen: #2 and :mrgreen: #3 sitting around* Hey guys, let’s play hide and seek! We’re hiding from Violet!
    :mrgreen: #1 Oh, look! juice! *hides in debunnifying juice*
    :mrgreen: #2 Oh, look! juice! *hides in happiness juice*
    :mrgreen: #3 Oh, look! juice! *hides in sanity juice*

    (( :idea: find #1, :evil: finds #2, :twisted: finds #3))

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  203. Maths Lover ♥ says:

    :idea: Found you, at last! Let’s play tag now! *runs off towards deep dark hole* *hides behind tree*
    :mrgreen: #1 *sips juice* *runs after :idea: * *falls into deep dark hole* *spills juice* Wow, I’m flying! Doooooown!
    :idea: Hah ha, killed you! *goes to edge of deep dark, hole to gloat* AAAAAAAAH! I’m being debunnified!

    Meanwhile…
    :evil: Good, there’s that stupid green man. How to kill him, I wonder…
    :mrgreen: #2 HI!!!! Have some juice! *forces juice into :evil: ‘s mouth*
    :evil: –> :twisted: *becomes happy* *forgets about killing :mrgreen: #2* YAYYYYYY!!!!! I’M HAPPY! LET’S PLAY TAG!!!
    :mrgreen: #2 Okay! *runs after :twisted: in direction of deep, dark, hole*

    Meanwhile…
    :mrgreen: #1 Whee! I’m still flying!
    :idea: –> :evil: Oh no, I’m debunnified!
    :twisted: *barges into :evil: , knocking en into hole*

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  204. Maths Lover ♥ says:

    ((SFTDP. Enceladus’s post brought me here, and I read the whole thread. It is PWNSOME.))

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  205. Enceladus says:

    Meanwhile…
    :twisted: I can see him now!
    :mrgreen: #3 Hi! You talk fun! Let’s jump in this pit! *pushes :twisted: into pit of sanity juice*
    :twisted: -> :neutral: ‘Allo, :mrgreen: , could you get me out of this pit?
    :mrgreen: Ok! I’m playing hide and seek with Carletta!
    :neutral: Carletta? You mean the HPB?!
    :mrgreen: Yah, she’s a fuzzy pink bunny! Wanna see her?
    :neutral: NOOOOOOOO!!!!!

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  206. Maths Lover ♥ says:

    And did I kill this thread too? *headdesk*

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  207. Maths Lover ♥ says:

    REVIVE REVIVE REVIVE :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: OR ELSE! MWAHAHAHAHA! :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen:
    Believe me, you don’t want to find out what “or else” means. :idea:

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  208. Maths Lover ♥ says:

    :mrgreen: #1 *lands in deep, dark, hole* Whee, that was fun! Now I’m going to fly back up and do it again!
    :evil: *lands on :mrgreen:* Yuk. I’m stuck in a slimy hole, all by myself, with no-one to talk to, and no way to climb out.
    :mrgreen: #1 You’ve got me, bestie!
    :evil: That’s what I mean. EVIL!!! You stupid henchman! Get me out of here?
    :twisted: What?
    :mrgreen: #2 Gotcha! Hey, why don’t you go down there yourself? *pushes :twisted: into deep, dark, hole*
    :twisted: *lands on :evil: *
    :evil: You know what? If I hadn’t been debunnified, I would zombify you.
    :twisted: Cheer up! Hey, there’s lot of mud down here! Let’s have a–
    :evil: *sits on :twisted: * On the other hand, you’re stupid already.
    :mrgreen: #1 This is fun, isn’t it! Let’s sing!
    :evil: NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

    Meanwhile…
    :mrgreen: #3 Please?
    :neutral: Did you hear something?
    :mrgreen: #3 Let’s go see! Wow, it look like Rosie, my friend :mrgreen: #1, and some twisted guy like you are stuck down there.
    :mrgreen: #2 I know! We’ll pour all the happiness juice in to make them happy!
    :mrgreen: #3 Yeah! I’ll go get the sanity juice!
    :neutral: *screw eyes shut and covers ears* This is not going to be pretty.

    Meanwhile…
    :evil: DId those guys say what I thought they said?
    :twisted: Won’t it be fun!
    :mrgreen: #3 *pours in sanity juice*
    :twisted: *turns into :cool: *
    :mrgreen: #1 Yay! Juice!

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  209. Maths Lover ♥ says:

    Pwease come back here! Yes, click the link right above this post and continue the madness.

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  210. Maths Lover ♥ says:

    :cool: d00d
    :evil: *gets off :cool: * Well, it’s an improvement on your last form.
    :mrgreen: #2 *pours in happiness juice*
    :mrgreen: #1 JUICE!
    :cool: d00d, this is like, t0taly kewl, like, d00d.
    :evil: Not one of those generic, annoying, chatspeak-spouting, expletive deleted cool smileys…
    :mrgreen: #1 Why not? *is happy*
    :evil: As we’re not getting out of here anytime soon, I might as well go to sleep. *sleeps*
    :mrgreen: #1 *sings lullaby*
    :evil: *has nightmare*
    :cool: d00d, ur sngng s t0taly unkewl, d00d.
    :mrgreen: You hurt my feelings! *sobs*
    :neutral: *pours in more happiness juice*
    :mrgreen: #1 All better! Thanks, bestie!
    :cool: d00d, we culd, like, l00k 4 a generic secrit passge dwn here
    :evil: *wakes up* What, and find a generic horde of HRBs at the end? Hasn’t it occured to any of you to just climb out? *has evil idea* Actually, I’ll go first and check it’s safe. Don’t move until I say you can. *climbs*
    :mrgreen: #1 *stands absolutely still*
    :cool: thatz t0taly unkewl, d00d
    :neutral: Could you stop saying “dude”? *looks for sanity juice**can’t find sanity juice*
    :evil: *climbs out of deep, dark, hole*
    :mrgreen: #3 Hi, Becky!
    :evil: Hasn’t it ever occured to you I might not be a girl?
    :mrgreen: #3 No.
    :evil: *sigh*

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  211. Rosebud2 says:

    :cool: d00d, i dont thnk hes comin bak

    :neutral: WOULD YOU STOP SAYING DUDE ALREADY!?
    :cool: chill d00d shoutins, like, totally, like, unkewl
    :neutral: grr…
    :mrgreen: #1 Look, I found some new juice!!
    :neutral: Uh… what kind is it?
    :mrgreen: #1: Well it’s hot pink and-
    :neutral: Wait. What color did you say it was?
    :mrgreen: #1: HOT PINK! Just like my bunny friend.
    :neutral: Let me see that juice!!
    :mrgreen: Here. Only don’t drink any. I wanna have it.
    :neutral: *sniffs pink juice* Uh-oh. This is BUNNIFICATION juice!
    :mrgreen: #2 What?? How could that be- wait, what’s bunnification again?!
    :neutral: Sigh…

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  212. bubblebabe225 says:

    Wait…what is this thread about??

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  213. Rosebud2 says:

    It’s like an RRR, only in SSSS format. You post part of a SSSS, and then someone else continues it, and so on.

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  214. Rainbow*Star says:

    Should we start a new story … ?

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  215. bubblebabe225 says:

    (( Cool! I’ll try Rainbow*Star’s suggestion… ))
    :idea:#1 ( in cave ): We shall never leave this mysterious box in the hands of One Incompetent! We must retain this box for our PLANS TO APOCALYIZE ( ? ) THE WORLD!!!! *tugs on latch*

    :idea:#2: It won’t open.

    :idea: #1: Really? No cake, Bunnylock. Hand me that hammer. *smashes up box* IT WON’T OPEN! *apocalyizes wall of cave*

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  216. Cello-Playing Mathematician (AKA Kyra) says:

    Hooray, my suggestion has been killed. It was pretty bad anyway.

    I’ll have to re-read the sparkly rock story before I plunge back into this.

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  217. Rainbow*Star says:

    ((The Smiley King is usually angry.Also, the :shock: is a different :shock: than the first one.))
    :mad: ATTENTION ALL EMOTICONS! MY PRECIOUS BOX HAS BEEN STOLEN BY THE HPBS!
    :shock: The – the BOX? NOOO! *melts*
    :grin: Let’s elect a band of heroes to go recover the box!
    :eek: Forget the election, let’s just send :mrgreen: :???: :cool: :roll: :!: :?: , since they did such a good job last time.
    :???: Yes, if you don’t count the fact that :shock: died, :razz: was sent to (self-snip), and :!: almost died.
    :eek: Shut up.

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  218. Cello-Playing Mathematician (AKA Kyra) says:

    Belated title:
    :| Here begins Chapter #3: The Precious Box.

    :? Do we even know where this box is?
    :mad: I DON’T KNOW, MY JOB IS TO ORDER YOU AROUND! *leaves to sulk in palace*
    :roll: So, does anyone know?
    *awkward silence*
    :idea: *steps out of shadows* I know.
    *pandemonium ensues*
    :shock: *dramatically points finger while cowering behind a dorway* Who are YOU???
    :idea: I’m an HPB, duh.
    :mrgreen: Why are you telling us where the box is?
    :idea: Because I am a rogue bunny.
    :cool: Rogue bunny?
    :idea: I am not allied with the bunnies nor with you. I work toward my own ends.
    :?: Are you going to tell us where the box is?
    :idea: Yes. It is inside one of the bunny outposts in the Mountains of General Unpleasantness.
    *heroes confer*
    :cool: That’s where the Sparkly Rock was last time!
    :!: And also a malevolent genie.
    :roll: Well, we’ll look out for him this time.
    :mrgreen: What if it’s a trap? We can’t trust the rogue bunny.
    :cool: We need to go anyway. It’s our only lead as to where the box is.
    :?: Right. We’ll heed the rogue bunny’s advice.
    *heroes stop conferring*
    :idea: I will come with you.
    :!: What? No! We cannot be seen with the likes of you!
    :idea: I would just follow you anyway.
    :!: Fine.
    :mrgreen: :? :cool: :roll: :!: :?: :idea: Let’s go!
    :razz: WAIT! STOP! I’m coming, too!
    :roll: Of course, how could we forget about you?
    :razz: You need my awesome tounge powers! *licks :idea: *
    :idea: Ew.
    :mrgreen: :? :cool: :roll: :!: :?: :idea: :razz: We’re off!

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  219. Enceladus says:

    Kyra: That was the inspiration I needed! Thank you!

    :???: So, :idea: what made you become a rouge bunny?
    :idea: It’s a long story.
    :cool: We do have a long walk to the Mountains Of General Unpleasantness.
    :idea: Fine. I used to be part of the Cult Of Bakel. A secret group of high class bunnies who plot world domination. We had a few… disagreements about power. I left in revulsion. That’s the short version.
    :cool: So, how do you join the Cult Of Bakel?
    :idea: You don’t. You’re born one.

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  220. Enceladus says:

    Soo…. plot ideas, anybody? I’m thinking that :idea: should turn out to be a Dalek.

    Daleks are awesome.

    Go Daleks.

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    • :idea: Daleks. Hmph. Nowadays it’s all “Dalek this” and “Dalek that.” Such a fuss over salt-and-paper shakers with delusions of grandeur and a one-word vocabulary. Mere playtoys at the hands of our Omnipotent Pinkness.

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      • Enceladus says:

        *giggle* Yes, that’s why :idea: should turn turn out to be a Dalek. En is being controlled by the bunnies!

        Or maybe :idea: could be a Cyberman.

        En could try to upgrade the other smilies.

        Cybermen are awesome.

        Go Cybermen.

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  221. Rainbow*Star says:

    :mrgreen: :???: :cool: :roll: :!: :?: :idea: :razz: *set off on quest*
    :?: Look, it’s the Sea Of Despair. Shall we cross it again? Captain Carebear isn’t here this time …
    :roll: Because you ate him.
    :?: It was temporary insanity!
    :roll: Yes. Just like the mongoose incident.
    :!: *shudder*

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  222. bubblebabe225 says:

    :?: Let’s cross it!

    :P Wait…how? There’s no boat.

    :? Let’s just make :mrgreen: tow us all over. No one cares about him anyway.

    :mrgreen: Hey! No way!

    :? Okay. Since you’re so opposed….*grabs :P and ties tongue to :mrgreen: *

    :P Mmghghmmghthhhth!

    :? 8-) :roll: :!: :idea: Yayyy! *sails across*

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  223. Enceladus says:

    :?: *yells* Oy, you forgot me!
    :cool: :roll: :!: :idea: :???: *party*
    :?: Blast. Well, I’m not getting wet. Never.
    *A Blue Telephone Box appears next to him*
    :grin: *steps out* I have a feeling this isn’t where we’re supposed to be.
    :eek: *steps out after* No, it’s too pretty. None of the places you take me are ever pretty! Well, New Earth was nice, but a bunch of diseased zombies tried to attack us.
    :?: I have a feeling you’re not supposed to be here too.
    :grin: Who are you?
    :?: Never mind that. Could you just take me to the other side of this sea?
    :grin: Sure!
    *All go in*

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  224. bubblebabe225 says:

    :?: :D :o Ahhhh! *as blue telephone box spins through air*

    :?: Well, where’s THIS? I don’t see 8-) :roll: :!: :idea: :?: .

    :o It appears to be…a cave.

    :?: Maybe the sea is on the other side of the cave.

    :D I don’t think so…look over there!

    :?: An HPB! We must be in the mountains of General Un –

    :o *forces bandana in :?:’s mouth to shut :?: up*

    :idea:#1 *hears anyway* Well, well, well, look what we have HERE. A merry band of misfits! Here to try to pilfer our box, no doubt. *doesn’t show Box proper respect by capitalizing*

    :idea:#2 *whispers to :idea:#1*

    :idea:#1 I don’t care if this is how all stereotype supervillians meet their downfall! I MUST MENTALLY ABUSE MERRY MISFITS!! *cough* So, you really think your pathetic band can lift MY box?

    :o That Box rightfully belongs to the Smiley King, you low-down dirty bunny!

    :idea:#1 We have a feisty one here! *bunnifies*

    Blue Telephone Box: *explodes with light*

    :D *pushing aside rubble* I have a feeling that’s not what was supposed to happen.

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    • Enceladus says:

      *ahem* :eek: and :grin: don’t know anything about the Smiley king or the quest. They’re supposed to be The Doctor & a companion.

      I think it would be better if it went like this:

      :?: I’ve been to the other side of the sea before, and it looked nothing like this! *looks down* There’s a sign on the other side of the road that says “Captain Carebear’s Cruises” that was taken down a year ago, and look! A group of people are getting on his boat! It’s *gasp* Us from last year!
      :eek: *looks at :grin: confusedly*
      :grin: Well, we might have missed by a year or so… I’m the Doctor, by the way.
      :?: Great. How do I get back to my friends in the future?
      * :grin: and :eek: and the TARDIS have already left*
      :?: I’ll just wait here…

      A Year later…

      :???: :cool: :!: :idea: :razz: :mrgreen: :roll: Well, we’re on the other side. Hey, have any of you seen :?:
      :?: I’m here. I’ve been waiting a year.
      :roll: Don’t hyperbolize. Please.
      :?: No, literally. I’ve been waiting a year. Two time travelers came and took me, but missed by a year.
      :idea: What did these time travelers come in?
      :?: A blue box. One of them called enself “The Doctor”.
      :idea: *freezes* Did you say “The Doctor”?
      :?: Yeah. You know him?
      :idea: *in Dalek voice* THE DOCTOR IS AND ENEMY OF THE DALEKS. MUSE EXTERMINATE! EXTERMINATE! EXTERMINATE!
      :cool: Oh no, :idea: is a Dalek!
      :???: What is a Dalek doing in Smiley land. Like, really?

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      • bubblebabe225 says:

        Oh, I thought I saw them talking to the Smiley King. All that hard work, wasted. Can we just pretend they were :? and 8) ? And what’s a Dalek?

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      • Cello-Playing Mathematician (AKA Kyra) says:

        Bringing Dr. Who into this might not be the best idea because there are some people (*ahem* Bubblebabe and I *ahem*) who have no idea what Daleks are or the purpose of the telephone box, which appears to be a time travel machine. Plus, the whole story will probably end up being some bad Dr. Who fanfic.

        I say stick to what the people know: HPBs and various other species of the like.

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  225. Alice says:

    -appears suddenly- Did someone say Dr Who?

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    • POSOC says:

      Fangirl.
      *quickly hides Tardis-themed mousepad behind back*
      *grins smugly and hypocritically*

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    • Enceladus says:

      Yes. Some group of them forgot :?: , so I but The Doctor in to get en to the other side. Then I made :idea: a Dalek in disguise. But we think we should scrap that bit, since not everyone’s watched Doctor Who

      *hides Series 1 DVDs*

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  226. bubblebabe225 says:

    Okay! So, anyway, the next day, I was skipping home from school, skipping home from school… Ignore that.

    :o So here we are on the other side of the sea. Where are your friends?

    :?: What friends?

    :o The ones you said were on the other side of the sea.

    :?: I never said they were my FRIENDS…they’re more like cohorts, that I must band with in order to look for the Box that belongs to the Smiley King.

    :D Who?

    :?: Big important Box gone missing from our leader. HPBs responsible.

    :o (( What are the Doctor and :D supposed to be doing anyway? )) Oh. Well….I don’t see your cohorts.

    MEANWHILE…

    :P Mnnnghth.

    :? It sure is taking a long time to sail across this sea. :P, can’t you get us across a little faster?

    :P Mnghthhthh!!

    :mrgreen: Ooo, look what I found!

    8) What is that thing?

    :mrgreen: It’s all SQUISHY! *pokes* *giggles*

    :roll: It looks like a deformed rubber slipper.

    :!: Um, actually…

    :!: I think it looks more like one of those things you stick on the bottom of the shower to keep from slipping.

    :idea: It’s a SEA MONSTER, stupids.

    :roll: :!: 8) :? What? :P Gnnnmthh?

    :mrgreen: *cries* BUT IT’S SO SQUISHY!

    :? Shut up! And let go of the sea monster!

    :mgreen: I don’t wanna!

    :idea: Oh, relax. *bunnifies monster*

    :idea: ( to monster ) You are now an HPB. I am Leader of all HPBs. Therefore you must do as I say, or I’ll drown you. Because you’re an HPB now. So take us across the sea.

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    • Enceladus says:

      No, :eek: and :grin: aren’t in it anymore. 223 introduced them, 223 is gone.

      Getting rid of the first part of your post….

      :cool: Hey, where’d :?: go?
      :roll: I think we left him back at the shore.
      :!: We could send the bunny to get him…
      :???: And how would he know that the bunny wouldn’t eat him?
      :mrgreen: We could tape a note on him!
      :roll: And that could be faked too.
      :cool: We have to turn around?!
      :???: Yup.

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  227. Rainbow*Star says:

    *monster takes them across the sea*
    :cool: This map that I just pulled out of thin air says we can take a shortcut around the Forest Of Doom, passing through the Desert Of Horror instead. Wanna do that?

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  228. bubblebabe225 ( female! ) says:

    *utter confusion* Rainbow*Star, are you talking about how to get back across the sea, or are they on the other shore yet? And by the way…them forgetting :?: was a TYPO! A MISTAKE! So can we please just zap him on the other shore…unless Rainbow*Star meant a shortcut to get to the other side?

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  229. bubblebabe225, the Bunny Lover says:

    Hello, anyone? Rainbow*Star?

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  230. ibcf says:

    127- Sorry I wasn’t there to finish. Love the ending. :)

    229- I would try to save the story, except it has become hideously confused. Unless I’m informed as to who the characters are, what their personalities are like, and what the basic plot is, I can’t help you. (And no, I don’t have time to read through all the above posts)…

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  231. ibcf says:

    230.1- Yes, if everyone wants to.

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  232. Princess_Magnolia says:

    OK, what should we write about…?

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  233. Enceladus says:

    How about a mystery? Perhaps :grin: vanished (died?) and :mrgreen: :cool: and :idea: have to find en.

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  234. :cool: They seem to think those qualities are mutually exclusive.
    :idea: As well as jointly all-inclusive.
    :cool: What a dull universe it would be if things were that simple!
    :idea: I suppose we could tell them that the truth is neither.
    :cool: Or both.
    :idea: Or, for that matter, both neither and both.
    :cool: Or we could tell them nothing at all.
    :idea: That’s usually best.

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  235. ibcf says:

    This thread needs rescuing.

    :P :idea: :oops: :shock: *swoop in* We will save the day!
    :D Look! In the sky! It’s the Fantastic Four!
    :P :idea: :oops: :shock: We’re the Super Ultra Heavy-Handed Mighty Mutant Ninja Smiley Quartet, moron. *melts :D ‘s brain with powers*
    :P I am known as the razzinator! I can ceaselessly spew high-velocity pies, flans, dumplings, tarts, cobblers, donuts, croissants, cakes, rolls and other assorted pastries from my gaping maw! And eat them again!
    :shock: And I am Autobotmaton. I shoot lazers from my eyes. I also have awe-inspiring psychic powers. BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZT.
    :oops: I’m the Glowy-Guy. I glow due to a past exposure to radiation in a nuclear power-plant that has given me super strength, super flight, and the ability to give people radiation poisoning. However, I’m very self-conscious about my super powers, and am therefore unstable and elusive.
    :idea: And finally, I am *Super-Bun*! I am the self-proclaimed leader. I can warp people’s minds with my ultra cuteness. I can also temporarily go into a berserk, rampageous state during which even the other super-smilies avoid me.
    :P Yay! I like berserk! It’s a funny word!
    :idea: Shaddup.
    :o Hey! Super dudes! There’s a bad person! He’s blowing up things! Stop him!
    :idea: Will there be any monetary gain for us?
    :o Uuh, the satisfaction of doing a good deed.
    :idea: That doesn’t cut it. Go away. You’re polluting the world with your existence.
    :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: Bleeeh we are drones of evil.
    :o Ohno!
    :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: *explode*
    :o *dies*
    :idea: Alright. The explosion singed my ear. This is a personal matter.
    :oops: It seems that the person who blows things up is responsible for this.
    :shock: Let us fry him BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZT.
    :idea: Agreed! And stop it with that buzzy thing. It’s annoying.

    To be continued…

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  236. ibcf says:

    235- :idea: …No. That was strange. And dumb. Try again.
    (ibcf): :shock: I can’t! *brain melts*

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  237. Enceladus says:

    I’ll start the mystery one.

    :mrgreen: *arrives at school* Hey everybody, our Science teacher :grin: is missing!
    :cool: What do you mean he’s missing? He’s just not in today, you idiot!
    :mrgreen: I saw his house and the windows were smashed in, and his car was torn apart.
    :cool: I don’t care. I hated him.
    :smile: He was the best science teacher ever!
    :razz: Yeah, he was awesome!
    :lol: You should go search for him, :cool: ! That would be sick!
    :cool: Ok, I’ll go! *to self* This will rocket me to the top of the school! *to :mrgreen: * I suppose you should come too, since you discovered it.
    :idea: I’m the other Science teacher, so I’ll come as adult supervision.
    :mrgreen: Wait, I haven’t seen you before!
    :idea: I’m the sub. I get a job when :grin: is out.
    :mrgreen: Let’s go!
    *all set off without informing anybody, or any responsible adult, or any parents/legal guardians*

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  238. Princess_Magnolia says:

    IN NEXT CLASS

    :evil: ( teacher ) Quiet down, morons! Why aren’t 8) and :mrgreen: here?

    :P ( student ) They went to save Mr. Unununium, the science teacher!

    :evil: Who gave them the authority?

    :P …What’s authority?

    :evil: Great. Well, at least my class is smaller. Less witnesses. Mwahaha.

    MEANWHILE

    8) Um, should we have told any responsible adults or parents/legal guardians before leaving?

    :idea: Definitely not.

    8) Cool!

    TEN MINUTES LATER

    8) Are we supposed to be doing something other than just standing here?

    :idea: Nope.

    8) Okay!

    FIFTEEN MINUTES AFTER THIS

    8) Do you think –

    :idea: No.

    8) But what if –

    :idea: No.

    8) Well, should we –

    :idea: NO!

    8) YAY! *runs off* *:idea: and :mrgreen: follow*

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  239. ibcf says:

    :mrgreen: Heywaitwoah! Stop!
    :cool: Eh?
    :mrgreen: I do believe I have found a clue.
    :cool: Saywhat?
    :mrgreen: A note. Doubtlessly left here for us by our Science Teacher.
    :cool: Lemme see that. *snatches*

    HEEEEEEEEEEEEELP

    :cool: This doesn’t prove anything, you stupid moron.
    :mrgreen: But look at the back!

    Sincerely, your favorite science teacher :D

    :cool: Ooooh! Nice find, :mrgreen: ! It’s all starting to make perfect sense now.
    :mrgreen: It is?
    :idea: Of course it is, foolish one. Why wouldn’t it?
    :mrgreen:

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  240. Enceladus says:

    :mrgreen: Another clue!
    :idea: Really! That thief must have been really careless. *to self* Oops.
    :cool: It’s just a few footprints.
    :mrgreen: True, but much can be deducted from these footprints. For example, there is only one set, so :grin: must have been carried, or ran away. They are awkward, as if the person was carrying something that was very heavy. We know that :grin: recently joined the gym-
    :cool: How do we know that?
    :mrgreen: I saw his gym membership card on his desk, and it was dated that he had started a few days ago. Anyway, we can assume that the heavy object was :grin: as he would not be able to carry something heavy enough to make him struggle. Let’s follow them!
    :cool: and :idea: *blinkblinkblink*
    :mrgreen: The footprints, I mean.
    *all set off after footprints*
    :idea: *to self* Dang! :mrgreen: is too smart!

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  241. Princess_Magnolia says:

    :mrgreen: Look! Signs of a scuffle!

    :idea: Pssh, that’s not signs of a scuffle!

    :cool: There’s blood on the ground! *gasps* *faints*

    :idea: *eyeroll* Wake up, you sissy. *slaps*

    :mrgreen: Look, TWO sets of footprints here in this convenient wet cement!

    :idea: *thinks: Curse that science teacher and his knowledge of how to leave obvious footprints.*

    :mrgreen: Nike shoes, the kind :D always wears – of course! And what seems to be…pawprints.

    :cool: OMG! A bear attacked him!

    :mrgreen: No, it doesn’t look like it. There’s evidence of a wrestling match. A bear would have simply eaten :D. This was probably some kind of animal or evil being walking around on two legs.

    :cool: Like…an elephant!

    :idea: *thinks: Awesome! They’ll NEVER find out that I kidnapped :D with THIS dude around!*

    :mrgreen: Somehow, I don’t think so. *makes note in notebook, then walks on*

    :cool: :idea: *follow*

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  242. Maths Lover ♥ says:

    If I didn’t have total writer’s block at the moment, I’d continue this, but COME BACK!

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  243. bookgirl_me says:

    ((May I try my hand?))

    :idea: – Look, :mrgreen: , look! *waves over* See what I found!
    :mrgreen: Wha- *is shoved over the edge of the cliff by :idea: *
    :idea: I thought I saw my bracelet down there… Deary me. You broke you neck. What a loss. :cool: , I need you to help me make a radio. I just want to… call some friends of mine.
    :cool: What’s a radio made out of?
    :idea: *mutters* I should’ve pushed you off a cliff. *aloud* Are you sure that you don’t know how to build a radio?
    :cool: No idea. Why do we need a radio? Where’s :mrgreen: ?
    :idea: Why don’t you come over here, I’d like to show you something…

    :smile: :razz: and :lol: appear, just as :idea: is about to shove :cool: off a cliff.
    :razz: We found you. Yay!
    :smile: When you left, the evil sub locked us up. We tried to sacrifice :lol: to the guard, but it spit en out again and-
    :razz: We just brought en along, even though en’s-
    :smile: completely insane.
    :razz: -a wee bit mentally unstable at times. The more, the merrier! We’re going to have so much fun!
    :lol: Funny bunny! *to the tune of “money makes the world go round”: Bunny ate the dinosaur, dinosaur, dinosaur, bunny ate the-
    :cool: Dude, that’s so not cool.
    :smile: Will someone shut en up? Now!
    :idea: *produces roll of duck tape* Silence is gold, duck tape is silver!
    :lol: *starts running away* Run, run, run, as fast as you can, you can’t catch me, I’m the magic tram!
    :idea: This is gonna be great. Just great.
    :smile: I couldn’t agree more.
    :idea: Listen, :smile: , you’re smart. Why don’t you just follow me over here and I’ll show you something. It’ll be very …enlightening.
    :razz: Come, come, come! :lol: found something!
    :idea: *under it’s breath* Cake!
    :cool: It’s, like, totally awesome. Like, like the best thing since Barney!
    :smile: We’ll talk later.

    They head off…

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  244. Rosebud2 (1000 Smileypoints) says:

    :mrgreen: Little does :idea: know I have this handy-dandy lightweight ultra-collapsible parachute in my pocket! *deploys*
    (At bottom of cliff)

    :lol: Well, hello, young man! What are you doing here?

    :mrgreen: Well, :idea: pushed me off the cliff. He claimed to be helping us find our missing teacher, :grin:, but I am no longer certain of the credibility of his motives. In fact, I believe he may be the kidnapper!

    :lol: Wait. You say :grin: was kidnapped??

    :mrgreen: Yes… do you know him?

    :lol: Know him? My boy, he’s my brother!

    :mrgreen: Yes, I do see the family resemblance now.

    :lol: Well, let’s get back up the cliff. I will help you loook for him.

    :mrgreen: Careful. And I hope :idea: hasn’t thrown :cool: off the cliff as well, because I don’t believe en has a parachute.

    :lol: There’s no time to waste. Quick, to my hot air balloon!

    :mrgreen: Your-?

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  245. Princess_Magnolia says:

    :idea: *thinking to self* Grrr! They’re messing up my evil plans! Wait. These new bozos could be good for something!

    :P So, let’s look at this thing you’ve found, :lol::lol: ?

    :) Hmm. Where did en go?

    :idea: *thinking* Good, en threw enself off the cliff! I knew en was too stupid to live.

    :mrgreen: *rising slowly into air along cliff face* So, :lol: , where did you come from?

    :lol: Up there! *points to cliff*

    :mrgreen: Oh. Where before that?

    :lol: We escaped from school.

    :mrgreen: Oh yeah. But where’d you get this balloon?

    :lol: I found it up there! Then I found this in the corner of the basket.

    :mrgreen: What, that seemingly harmless-looking pen?

    :lol: Yep! *happily clicks pen*

    BOOM!

    :mrgreen: ( two miles in air but quickly falling ) That might not have been the greatest idea.

    :lol: Whee!

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  246. Enceladus says:

    :mrgreen: Well, fortunately I have another parachute tucked away in my backpack. *takes out parachute* *straps on to :mrgreen: and :lol: *
    :lol: Whee! We’re falling slowly now!
    :mrgreen: That is good. *lands*
    :lol: I also found a knifey-wifey! *stabs parachute*
    :mrgreen: Well, there goes any other chance of going back up and down.

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  247. Rosebud2 (1000 Smileypoints) says:

    Oh, cake, I didn’t realize there was already a :lol:. Are people using them as the same smiley, or not?

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  248. Rosebud2 (1000 Smileypoints) says:

    :mrgreen: Okay, :lol:, do you have another hot air balloon?

    :lol: Balloon? Yay! Balloons! I love balloons! Do you have the kind that’s shaped like a dog that swallowed a ball?

    :mrgreen: A dog that… what? Okay, nevermind. Let’s see if there’s a part of this cliff that we can climb up.

    :lol: I WANT A BALLOON!!!

    :mrgreen: Well, too bad. Hey, wait. How old are you?

    :lol: Onety-three!!

    :mrgreen: You mean thirteen? Well, if :grin:’s your brother, that must be a heckuva age difference.

    :lol: What? He’s my brother? Happy fun time!

    :mrgreen: Uh… you told me he was your brother.

    :lol: No, I didn’t.

    :mrgreen: When we get back up, I’m gonna push you back down.

    :lol: With that fun parachute?

    :mrgreen: NO.

    (Meanwhile, at the top of the cliff)

    :idea: Well, looks like we got rid of those bozos.

    :) Bozos? But… :mrgreen: is my friend!

    :idea: Too bad. He, uh, he, uh, he’s an accomplice in the kidnapping of your teacher!

    :razz: Omg really? But… too bad he’s not alive for the court case.

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  249. Princess_Magnolia says:

    8) Wait, what about :mrgreen:?

    :mrgreen: *walking in* Yeah, what about me?

    :razz: :idea: :) :lol: OMG YOU’RE ALIVE!

    :mrgreen: ( to :lol: ) You were just with me!

    :lol: I was? No, I wasn’t. Hey :idea:, what were you saying there, about an accomplice?

    :idea: *cough* Right, right. So, I was saying that *dramatically points finger* :mrgreen: IS AN ACCOMPLICE TO THE KIDNAPPING!

    :lol: No, he isn’t.

    :idea: You have no proof? Mwahahahaha!

    :razz: Hey, you sound really evil for an innocent little bunnie.

    :idea: Oh, it’s just this…cold. Cough.

    :lol: : :D has been missing since this morning. At school, :shock: told me that en saw :D last night at the movies. And :evil: mentioned something about seeing :D jogging at five-thirty this morning. :D visits the coffee shop after his morning jog, but after confirming with the coffee shop staff that :D did not appear at the venue at his usual time – six-fifteen – I can conclude that :D went missing sometime between five-thirty and six-fifteen.

    :idea: But :lol: is mentally unstable, so that doesn’t count! Ha! Let’s push :mrgreen: off the cliff anyway.

    :razz: You know, I did hear :evil: say just in passing that :D seemed fine when he was jogging this AM.

    :) And I always see :D at the coffee shop too.

    8) So…that must mean :D DID go missing between five-thirty and six-fifteen. Maybe while he was jogging….

    :razz: Yeah, that makes sense.

    :mrgreen: So those footprints we found must have been on his jogging route!

    8) : :idea:, you go jogging in the morning, don’t you? You must have seen :D too. Why didn’t you tell us before?

    :idea: Oh, well, I don’t go jogging every – OMG SHARKS!

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  250. Rosebud2 says:

    :lol: Shark? Sharkie!

    :cool: :razz: :) OMG WHERE???

    :mrgreen: Um… where’s this shark? We’re rather far from the ocean, you know.

    :idea: Oh, oops, heh heh. I seem to have forgotten my contacts. It was only a cat.

    :lol: Kitty-witty! Yay!

    :mrgreen: Okay, all in favor of pushing :lol: off the cliff raise their hand.

    :idea: :cool: :razz: :mrgreen: :lol:*raise their hands*

    :mrgreen: So, five people are in favor… wait, you want to get pushed off the cliff, :lol:??

    :lol: Of course!

    :mrgreen: Okay… *pushes :lol: off cliff* So, :idea:, I’m a bit suspicious… you claim you did not go running this morning?

    :idea: Correct….

    :mrgreen: Well, let’s toodle along to your house and see what we find.

    :idea: Alright… eh heh heh..

    (At house)
    :razz: I never saw an underground house before.

    :cool: It’s like a, like, totally, like, subterranean lair!

    :idea: Thanks.

    :mrgreen: How do you explain this note, dated to today, that says, “Honey- Gone jogging, be back soon. 5:05 AM. Love, :idea:”?

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  251. Princess_Magnolia says:

    :idea: Oh, *cough cough* That was my…twin brother. Who lives here with his wife.

    :mrgreen: Right.

    :lol: Why is there only one bed?

    :razz: Where’d YOU come from?

    :lol: *licking lollipop* Come on baby it’s all right, to rock and roll on a Saturday night! We want some prime jive…

    :cool: Dude, you’re like totally unstable.

    :lol: Yay, stable! Where are the cows?

    :cool: *eyeroll*

    :idea: Well, since we’re done here, let’s go look for more clues! *tries to hustle out*

    :mrgreen: Wait! What’s…what’s THAT?

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  252. Enceladus says:

    :idea: What?
    :mrgreen: I saw a page in your brother’s diary! It said:

    I hate :grin: . I will kill him so I get his job.

    :cool: I thought it was :idea: that got :grin: ‘s job.
    :mrgreen: There never was a brother!
    :lol: Whee! Pinky Bun-bun killed me!
    :razz: No dude. :idea: killed :grin:

    :idea: Well, you’ve got me. But, I didn’t kill him. *grabs :lol: *
    :lol: Whee!
    :idea: *pulls of :lol: ‘s mask*
    :lol: -> :grin: I like bananas!
    :idea: I just zombified him. And removed his mind. Which I will do to all of you! *locks everyone in* You go first, :cool: .
    :cool: *walks over* Oooooooh, look at the pretty colors in his eyes….
    :mrgreen: *grabs handy javelin* *throws*
    :idea: Urgle. *dies*
    :grin: Yay! I’m back to normal. Thank you!
    :mrgreen: What?
    :grin: When you killed him, you broke the link of zombification.

    :All: YAY!!!

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  253. Princess_Magnolia says:

    :D Great, now let’s get out of here! *runs to door* *tugs on knob* Dang! It’s locked!!

    :cool: Dude, that’s like, so not cool.

    :razz: Pick the lock!

    :mrgreen: No, this is an electronic lock. It can’t be picked. *fiddles* Or hacked into, apparently.

    :D Can it be broken?

    :mrgreen: *fiddles more* Nope.

    :razz: I wanna get out of here!!

    :mrgreen: Well, we can’t. All of the ways out of the house seem to be controlled by this electronic lock.

    :cool: Dude, let’s try to guess the password! *types “dude”*

    :neutral: ( computer voice ) Password denied.

    :razz: *types “HPB”*

    :neutral: Password denied.

    :D This is making for such a boring SSSS. I know! Let’s bring :idea: back to life!

    :razz: That doesn’t sound like such a –

    :mrgreen: Great idea! Then we can force en to give us the password! *rushes to basement*

    :razz: :cool: :D *follow*

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  254. Errata says:

    Can we do the one about the internet coming into reality mentioned earlier in this thread now?

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  255. Princess_Magnolia says:

    :mrgreen: Here’s a handy plug and socket! *plugs into :idea: ears*

    ZZZZT!
    :idea: Whoo!

    :razz: :D :cool: He’s ALIVE!

    :idea: Of course I’m alive. What, did you think I could die?

    :mrgreen: …Moving on. Anyway, get us out of this house or I’ll tell everyone that you kidnapped :D!

    :D Yeah!

    :idea: Not a chance! I shall zombify you all and keep you for my evil plans! Mwahahaha! *hypno-eyes*

    :razz: :D :mrgreen: Nooo–oo–ooo…blah wah wah ..

    :idea: Argh! Why won’t :cool: respond to my hypno-eyes??

    :cool: Dude! :razz: :D :mrgreen: are, like, ZOMBIES now! Ahhh! *runs around in circles* Ahhh!

    :idea: *handcuffs* Look into my eyes!

    :cool: Why, what’ll happen?

    :idea: Glorious happy stuff. Look!

    :cool: *looks*

    PAUSE

    :cool: …No happy stuff is happening.

    :idea: It’s those confounded glasses! My hypno-eyes are bouncing off! I shall have my zombie minions remove the glasses! *snaps fingers* To attention, zombie minions!

    :razz: *wanders over* La-la-la, you’ve got a thread…a thread on the back of your head…Hey, that rhymes! Hahaha! *pulls at thread* Oooh, it’s getting longer…

    :idea: Hey! Wait! Stop that! Stop it, I say!

    :razz: *pulls faster* Wheeheehee! Awww…all the thread is gone!

    :mrgreen: Oooh, magical color shifting!

    FOR :idea: ==> :evil:

    :cool: ( who has not been paying attention ) *looks over* ==> :shock:

    :cool: Well, this is new.

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  256. Princess_Magnolia says:

    ((
    :mrgreen: Someone please post!

    :cool: Dude, because this thread is dying.

    :cry: I’m cryyying! Sitting on a cornflake…

    :roll: Forget him, just post on the thread.

    :neutral: Post here. Postttt here.

    :shock: OMGeorge! Post on the thread! Post on the thread!

    :razz: Post or I’ll spit acid saliva on you!

    :evil: Post or I’ll give you two hundred and twelve vocabulary words to memorize!

    :twisted: Post or I’ll give you red paint and flowers!

    :idea: Post or I’ll explode you, bunnify you, zombify you, or twist your ears until they come out your brains!

    :D Enough with the threats!! Seriously, guys, just come and post on this thread…I miss my RRS!

    :lol: They’re happy fun times!

    :idea: *bunnify bunnify bunnify*

    :mrgreen: :cool: :cry: :roll: :neutral: :shock: :razz: :evil: :twisted: :idea: :D :lol: PLEASE REVIVE THIS THREAD!

    Thanks, guys. ))

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  257. Enceladus says:

    ((Ok, I’ll end the story.))

    :cool: Well, what should I do? *putters about* Ooh look, a computer. *plays five hours of games*
    :audience: Get on with it!
    :cool: Ok!
    *far, far away, in the future*
    :twisted: Hey, (Leader of country). I just invented this missile that travels to the past! *launches* It’s set for Feb. 20th, 2010!
    :cool: (Leader of country) Where will it land?
    :twisted: No idea. *presses button*
    *now*
    *Missile lands on :idea: ‘s house*
    * :idea: ‘s house is destroyed, with everyone in it*

    :audience: Yay! Explosions! *are exploded by missile made by someone else*

    Ok, now the story’s finished. :grin:

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  258. Rosebud2 says:

    So, now are we gonna do the story about the internet coming into reality that Errata was talking about? Who should the characters be?

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    • Enceladus says:

      I think that :idea: or :mrgreen: (Mr.Joe) should come out into the real world. Chaos ensues.

      Or, MBers could be transported into the computer, like the RPG we have on MA.

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  259. Cello-Playing Mathematician (AKA Kyra) says:

    NEW. INTERNET STORY.

    :mrgreen: *sits, watches YouTube*
    :surprised kitten: MEOW!
    :mrgreen: D’awww, that’s so cute!!! I wish he would just come out of the computer so I could pet him and love him!
    :surprised kitten: *appears*
    :mrgreen: *closes internet* Wow, my wish came true! What will I name you, you fuzzy cutie kitten???
    :surprised kitten: ((henceforth known as :?: )) Shut up.
    :mrgreen: WHAAA??? You talk AND you’re cute?
    :?: Of course. I am from the intenet.

    To be kontinued…

    And if you haven’t seen the video, search “surprised kitten” on YouTube. Very cute.

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  260. Princess_Magnolia says:

    :mrgreen: I’m going to pet you!

    :?: NO FLIPPIN’ WAY, BUDDY-BOY! Boy howdy, if you extend one tentacle toward me, I will use it to pull your teeth out ONE. BY. ONE.

    :mrgreen: Aww..you’re not as nice as you look. And how are you from the Internet?

    :?: It has to do with the time-space continuuthingie. It’s confusing. Your brain probably wouldn’t be large enough for all the information.

    :mrgreen: Thanks! *beam*

    :?: *eyeroll*

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  261. Enceladus says:

    :mrgreen: So where are you going?

    :?: I have some… “friends” I’m going to go see.

    :mrgreen: Can I come?

    :?: No. You wait here. *pushes :mrgreen: into computer*

    :mrgreen: Whee! Were did kitty go?

    :?: Bwhahahaha.

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  262. Cello-Playing Mathematician (AKA Kyra) says:

    :mrgreen: *appears in grassy field*
    :mrgreen: Where the heck am I?
    :| You’re in the internet.
    :mrgreen: Who are you?
    :| I’m Charlie the Unicorn.
    :mrgreen: Oh! I’ve seen your videos! Very funny.
    :| Well, I was an unwilling participant in those…
    :mrgreen: VERY. FUNNY.
    :| Back to more pressing matters, how did you get here.
    :mrgreen: What?
    :| How Did You Get Here?
    :mrgreen: Oh, the nice kitty pushed me in!
    :| Oh, no…. did you get the cat’s name?
    :mrgreen: Yeah, it was the really, really, really, reeeeeally cute surprised kitty!
    :| *falls to knees* HE’S GOTTEN AWAY FROM ME! HE’S ESCAPED!
    :mrgreen: *runs*
    :| COME BACK HERE YOU IDIOT!

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  263. Princess_Magnolia says:

    :mrgreen: *runs far far away*

    :mrgreen: Where am I?

    :? ( Enceladus ) Oh, hi! How are you?

    :mrgreen: Do I know you?

    :? Oh yes, you’re quite popular in my corner of the Internet. However, we have never been introduced. I am Enceladus, resident Lover of Dr. Who and one half of SudoLadus. And you are Mr. Green!

    :mrgreen: Yeah, I am! Cool…you must be a super-amazing psychic magic person!

    :? Have no doubt. Anyway, I frequent the Internet often. Usually I remain over there. *points* Right now, I am here. So are you.

    :mrgreen: Wow! Do you know everything?

    :? Pretty much. Well, I’d better get back to Mostly Harmless. *walks away*

    :mrgreen: *follows*

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  264. Enceladus says:

    :???: Please stop following me.

    :mrgreen: Ok! *keeps following*

    *They arrive at Mostly Harmless*

    :grin: (PM) Hi, Enc! And… Sudo?

    :???: No. It’s Mr. Joe.

    :grin: Blast.

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  265. Princess_Magnolia says:

    :cool: ( Sudo ) Welcome. I am SudoRandom, resident Person Who Should Be Locked Up and one half of SudoLadus. You are Mr. Joe (( Mr. Green? What should his name be? )).

    :mrgreen: Whoa, everyone has spiraly mind powers here!

    :D Spiraly?

    :cool: Oh, you’re very famous.

    :mrgreen: Cool! So what do you do here?

    :? Many things. For instance, we roundly abuse you. I think you may have been grievously injured forty-two thousand times, and died forty-two hundred. Also, you are insulted on an hourly basis.

    :mrgreen: I knew people loved me! Do you know the surprised kitten? He’s really, really, reeeaaalllyyyy cute!

    :D :? :cool: Do you mean the surprised kitten?!

    :mrgreen: He was really, really, reeeaaalllyyyy cute!

    :D That must be him!

    :cool: *panics* Now what?? If the surprised kitten has escaped…where is he now??

    :mrgreen: He stayed out there when he told me to wait in here! He was really, really, re-

    :? WHAT? He’s in the realm of Reality?!?!?

    :cool: :D No! Not Reality!

    :mrgreen: Yeah!

    :D What shall we do, comrades?

    :? Don’t worry, I have a plan.

    :D Should I be worried?

    :? Yes.

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  266. Enceladus says:

    :cool: Oh no.

    :mrgreen: Yeah!

    :???: Then again, you should always be worried around me.

    :cool: True. Especially when you use HTML.

    :???: *evil cackle*

    :mrgreen: So where do we find the kitty witty?

    :grin: We’ll get to that. What’s your plan?

    :???: What I always do! Improvise!

    :mrgreen: So we play improv games?

    :???: *slaps forehead*

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  267. Princess_Magnolia says:

    :mrgreen: I wanna see the kitten again!

    :D We have to find the kitten before we see him. And believe me, that kitten can wreak a LOT of havoc.

    :cool: Yeah.

    :? Yeah.

    :mrgreen: What’s havoc?

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  268. Enceladus says:

    :cool: Enc, if the kitty’s in Reality, then shouldn’t we follow it?

    :???: Yes, but unfortunately we have to wait until the 13th.

    :grin: Why?

    :???: The Kokonvention will happen, our real selves will align, and a portal will open.

    :grin: Should I go get everyone else who’s coming to the Kokon?

    :???: Yes. I also hacked into the security cameras that the Kokon will take place, so we can align ourselves with our real selves.

    :cool: And what will that do?

    :???: We’ll have control over our real selves’ bodies for a while.

    :grin: And where will they go?

    :???: Here. Don’t worry, we’ll get switched back.

    :mrgreen: Do I get to come?

    :???: No.

    :mrgreen: Yay! I get to stay here! *skips off into sunset that conveniently just appeared.*

    :mrgreen: Ooh, pretty sunset.

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  269. Princess_Magnolia says:

    (( WARNING: LONG “EVERYBODY COMES TO KOKON” PLOT EVENT ENSUES ))

    :D *running off* Silver Lining, Silver Lining, come quick! The surprised kitten is in Reality!

    :roll: ( Silver Lining ) In Reality? How did that happen??

    :D Well, we think :mrgreen: had something to do with it…

    :mrgreen: Yeah, I wished to pet and love the kitty and it appeared!

    :D You’re not supposed to be here!

    :mrgreen: I took a left at the sunset.

    :D Didn’t anyone ever tell you to be careful what you wish for?

    :mrgreen: But I got to see the kitten…I want to pet and love it! *cries*

    :roll: Whatever. Anyway, what’s the plan?

    :D We’re getting all MA Kokoners back to Enceladus, so we can bring our real selves into the Internet. Come help me find Keiffer and Pseudonym.

    :roll: Okay.

    :D :roll: *run off*

    :twisted: Why are you running?

    :D The surprised kitten is in reality!

    :twisted: Okay, so what are we doing?

    :roll: Finding the rest of the people who are going to the Kokon.

    :twisted: Want to borrow my hoverboard?

    :D Sure!

    :roll: :D :twisted: *fly off*

    :?: ( Pseudonym ) Where are you going?

    :twisted: Evidently the surprised kitten escaped into reality.

    :?: Well, I’m not coming along on that ride. I hate kittens.

    :roll: :D *shrug* Okay.

    :?: Here, have Beetles.

    :lol: Hello, my friends. Show me the way to lend a hand. I shall help you capture the evil surprised kitten, comrades.

    :twisted: :roll: :D :lol: *fly off*

    :roll: Is that everybody?

    :twisted: I think we forgot someone.

    :D Oh well! *steers back to Enceladus*

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  270. Princess_Magnolia says:

    :mrgreen: Lalala, why aren’t they coming back? Oh, looky. A big flying thing with smileys on it!

    :roll: I think we forgot :mrgreen: .

    :twisted: Forget about him. I see him – he’s in the Land of the Celebrity Gossip Sites, and we don’t want to go there.

    :D *flies on*

    FINALLY

    :? They’re back! *tinkers with camera* OK, everyone step in front of this thing.

    :twisted: :D :cool: :lol: :? :roll: *face camera*

    CRACK!

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  271. Enceladus says:

    :???: *stretches arms* So, this is Reality?

    :twisted: We can blow it up! And then, we won’t have any problems!

    :cool: C’mon, let’s look for the kitty.

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    • Princess_Magnolia says:

      MEANWHILE

      :?: ( which is the surprised kitten ) It feels so good to be in Reality! Now I shall wreak havoc! *runs cutely to nearby Dunkin Donuts* But first, I shall have a coffee.

      MEANWHILE

      :twisted: Hey, does anyone feel like having a coffee?

      :roll: Oh yeah. That’s the best idea I’ve heard all day. Let’s all go have a coffee.

      :D I don’t think it’s the time for coffee.

      :twisted: I’m having a really, really strong urge for a coffee.

      :? Me too, actually.

      :D Oh, come on, guys…

      :? Just one quick coffee.

      :lol: You gotta go with the flow, man. Feel the vibes.

      :roll: :D …Fine.

      :twisted: Yayness!

      :twisted: :? :cool: :lol :D :roll: *walk into same Dunkin Donuts*

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  272. Enceladus says:

    :???: I actually want Donuts, not coffee- Listen!

    :twisted: What?

    :???: Do you see that?! *points at kitty*

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    • Princess_Magnolia says:

      :D THERE’S THE KITTEN!

      :? Yeah, I just saw –

      :cool: THERE’S THE KITTEN!

      :roll: Shush! Do you want en to hear us and run away cutely?

      :shock: ( random Dunkin Donuts patron ) Hey look everyone, it’s the surprised kitten!

      :shock: :shock: :shock: OMG IT’S SO CUTE! AHH! WE WANT TO PET IT AND LOVE IT!

      :?: Mwahaha, this is the perfect opportunity to begin my evil plans! *sits looking cute and willing to be petted*

      :shock: :shock: :shock: *start to run over to :?: *

      :roll: What do we do now?!

      :twisted: I know! *pulls out ray gun blaster thing*

      :cool: Ooh, where’d you get that?

      :roll: This isn’t the time, Sudo.

      :? Wait! The kitten must be left alive!

      :twisted: Whatever. *presses button*

      BOOMSMASHPOWCRASH!

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  273. Enceladus says:

    :???: Well, this certainly buggers our plans.

    :roll: Buggers? Where did you pick up that word, Enc?

    :???: Monty Python. But anyway, we just-

    :cool: Monty Python? Yay! Go Britain! Go Beatles!

    :roll: :twisted: :neutral: (Pseudonym) Go George Harrison! *start singing* Love, love me do! You know I love you!

    :???: Guys, this isn’t the time-

    :lol: Go Doctor Who! *makes TARDIS sound*

    :cool: Go- uhh… I don’t really like much of anything British…

    :roll: :twisted: :neutral: *stop singing* Even the Beatles?

    :cool: No, I love the Beatles. Heh heh heh….

    :???: THIS ISN’T THE TIME!

    :lol: The Doctor will save us!

    :???: *headdesk* People! Look around you-

    :twisted: :roll: :neutral: It’s been a Hard Day’s Night….

    :lol: The end of time itself!

    :???: OH MY GOSH. EVERYBODY SHUT UP. NOW.

    *everyone shuts up, slightly scared*

    :???: THE EARTH HAS BEEN DESTROYED BY KEIFFER’S BLASTER. NOW, YOU CAN KEEP SINGING BEATLES SONGS, OR YOU CAN HELP ME TO FIND A WAY TO END THIS CALAMITY.

    Now, who’s coming with me?

    :lol: The Earth’s been destroyed?

    :???: Yes. Look around.

    :lol: :roll: :twisted: :neutral: :cool: Oh dear.

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  274. Princess_Magnolia says:

    :roll: I didn’t hear a sixth “oh dear”. Are we missing someone?

    :cool: Well, I don’t see the surprised kitten…

    :? KEIFFER! You destroyed the surprised kitten?!?!

    :twisted: What’s so bad about destroying the surprised kitten if we were only going to capture him anyway?

    :? I’ll think of an answer to that…eventually. Hey, why is Pseudonym here, anyway? Didn’t Princess tell us she refused to come because she hated kittens?

    :lol: I believe that is indeed what she said.

    :? Then why is she here?

    :neutral: I don’t know. I was just sitting in Mostly Harmless, singing Beatles songs, and then I heard this big BOOMSMASHPOWCRASH! and I saw the destroyed Earth and Keiffer holding a ray gun blaster thing!

    :roll: So now you’re here and…Where is Princess_Magnolia anyway?

    :lol: :twisted: :neutral: :? :roll: :cool: *look around*

    :lol: I don’t see her.

    :roll: She’s gone! Keiffer destroyed Princess!

    :? Well, we don’t know that for sure. She was standing right next to Keiffer when Keiffer blasted, and I was standing on Keiffer’s other side. And we’re all safe, so where could she have gone?

    :cool: Maybe she got switched with Pseudo accidentally.

    :neutral: I didn’t see her in the BOOMSMASHPOWCRASH! .

    :twisted: Do you see her in the devastated wasteland?

    :lol: :roll: :cool: :? :neutral: :twisted: *look around*

    :cool: Nope.

    :roll: Wait a second – Enceladus, you have that computer camera supergenius thing still, right?

    :? Yeah. Here it is.

    :roll: Just hit Ctrl+Z.

    :? *hits over and over* *everybody repeats what they said before until*

    BOOMSM –

    :? *hits space* *everything freezes*

    :lol: :roll: :cool: :? :neutral: :twisted: Hey, it’s the middle of the BOOMSMASHPOWCRASH!

    :neutral: I see Princess! Quick, Keiffer, blast her!

    :lol: No! Peace and love for all, man.

    :? You see Princess? Where??

    :twisted: I see her! She’s over there, standing next to…THE SURPRISED KITTEN!

    :roll: And she has a dazed look on her face!

    :? :lol: :twisted: :cool: :roll: Ohnoes!

    :roll: Wait, Enceladus, what did you say before “Yes. Look around.”?

    :? Umm….”THE EARTH HAS BEEN DESTROYED BY KEIFFER’S BLASTER. NOW, YOU CAN KEEP SINGING BEATLES SONGS, OR YOU CAN HELP ME TO FIND A WAY TO END THIS CALAMITY.”, I think.

    :roll: Oh.

    :cool: :neutral: :twisted: :roll: We all live in a yellow submarine, yellow submarine…

    :? *facepalm*

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  275. Enceladus says:

    :???: Well, obviously, P_M has been zombified by the surprised kitten. How fun.

    :lol: Zombified?! Oh no!

    :???: Why don’t we save her?

    :lol: Let’s!

    :???: :lol: *pull P_M* out of the kitten’s zombifying glare*

    :mrgreen: (P_M) Where’d the kitty go?

    :???: Listen, P_M. Are you ok?

    :mrgreen: Do you have juice?

    :???: No, we don’t have juice. Answer me, are you ok?

    :mrgreen: No juice? *cries*

    :???: I don’t think she’s ok.

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  276. Princess_Magnolia says:

    :lol: How does one go about unzombifying a person?

    :cool: I don’t know.

    :roll: Neither do IIIIIII.

    :neutral: Who cares?

    :twisted: Let’s blast her and see!

    :? No! Let’s just bring her back to Mostly Harmless.

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  277. Enceladus says:

    :twisted: No! I will blast her! *bla-

    :???: *presses pause button again* No, you can’t blast anybody. *realizes that everybody has been frozen*

    :???: Oh no. If I unpause, then I won’t have enough to time to rewind and prevent Keiffer from destroying the universe. If I don’t, then everybody’s stuck forever. Ho hum. Unsolvable conundrum.

    :Everbody writing the RRS: Wait! No! *gives :???: an incredibly implausible and poorly contrived plot device to escape*

    :???: *uses implausible and poorly contrived plot device to prevent blowing up of universe*

    :twisted: -sts*

    :???: *prevents universe from being destroyed by using an implausible and poorly contrived plot device*

    :Everbody writing the RRS: Yay! Happy ending!

    :???: Ending?! But we haven’t unzombified Princess_M or captured the kitten!

    :Everybody writing the RRS: Oh, your implausible and poorly contrived plot device will to just that.

    :lol: *uses implausible and poorly contrived plot device to do just that*

    :Everybody who has made an appearance in the RRS: Yay!

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  278. Princess_Magnolia says:

    :D Wait, so am I safe now?

    :? Looks like it.

    :neutral: And look. We got the kitten!

    :twisted: And I got to blast it!

    :roll: So now everyone’s happy!

    :cool: Even me and I’m too cool to be happy! Because I’m wearing skinny jeans! (( ;) ))

    :roll:…That was anti-climactic.

    :neutral: Hey, where’s :lol: ?

    TO BE CONTINUED HOWEVER ENCELADUS WANTS OR HE’LL JUST START A NEW STORY BECAUSE NO ONE ELSE EVER WRITES ON HERE AND THAT’S AN INVITATION

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  279. Enceladus says:

    :shock: Let us worship the all holy cheese!

    :???: What? That doesn’t make sense!

    :shock: Journey with me, and we shall rescue the all holy cheese.

    :cool: So it’s swiss?

    :shock: Shush, heretic. The cheese knows no nationality. Who’s with me on this?

    :cool: :???: :mrgreen: :idea: I’ll go.

    :shock: I assume all of you will fulfill your stereotypical roles.

    :idea: Of course.

    :mrgreen: Is there juice where the cheese is?

    :shock: :cool: :???: :mrgreen: :idea: Allons-y!

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  280. Enceladus says:

    :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: Come post!!!!!!!! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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    • Princess_Magnolia says:

      (( Impatient, much? Are we starting a new story? Yes. We are. ))

      :shock: I’ve been on quests like this before. I know what to do.

      :cool: Well, I’ve been on them,
      too!

      :? Me, too!

      :idea: Me, too!

      :mrgreen: Juice!

      :shock: So I know where to go!

      :cool: But I think we should go this way!

      :? No, this way!

      :idea: No, this way!

      :mrgreen: As long as there’s cheese!

      :shock: :cool: :? :idea: What did you say?

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  281. Enceladus says:

    :mrgreen: Cheese!

    :shock: Let’s go… this way!

    :idea: But none of us suggested that, dimwit.

    :cool: I think that’s the idea.

    :???: Do we even know what the cheese looks like-

    :shock: Blasphemy! The cheese has no form!

    :???: Then how are we to find it-

    :shock: Have faith, young one!

    :???: *headdesk*

    ((On a side note, headdesk isn’t corrected by spellcheck on my browser anymore.))

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    • Princess_Magnolia says:

      :mrgreen: Crunch, crunch, crunch! I’m singing a little song that goes crunch, crunch, crunch!

      :idea: Shut up, there’s no crunching you idiot. We’re walking on grass.

      :? Grass? No, we’re walking on concrete.

      :idea: No, we’re walking on GRASS. *pulls up blades* See?

      :? But – *picks up concrete* Here’s a little piece of concrete!

      :shock: What? We’re walking on dirt! *picks up handful of dirt* See! Dirt!

      :mrgreen: Crunch, crunch, crunch! Gravelly gravel! *throws gravel*

      :? Hmmm, I think something might be a teensy bit wrong here.

      :lol: Have faith, young ones!

      :shock: That’s what I –

      :? Who’s that?

      :lol: I am the Cheese!

      :? :idea: :shock: :cool: *gasp* The CHEESE!

      :mrgreen: Crunch, crunch, crunch!

      :lol: Please find me soon! I have been kidnapped by the Evil Green Muffins!

      :cool: The evil green muffins?

      :lol: I’ll give you a clue! You will find me where the water meets the land!

      :? Okay! Thank you, O Great Cheese!

      :lol: No prob. *vanishes*

      :idea: So, it’s where the land meets the sea! Great! Now we have something to go on by!

      :cool: Yeah, that really narrows it down. Now we only have to go to all the beaches in the world.

      :idea: Oh.

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  282. Enceladus says:

    :shock: We have had a visitation! We must perform the ritual ceremony!

    :???: What does that involve?

    :shock: Only ritual sacrifice.

    :idea: Oh, good. I like blood.

    :shock: Yes… everyone will commit suicide, to honor the great cheese.

    :???: Wait, wait wait. SUICIDE?

    :shock: Yes, of course!

    :???: But if we commit suicide, then there won’t be anybody to save the cheese!

    :cool: I’m not committing suicide.

    :idea: Nor me.

    :shock: Are you not believers in the great cheese?

    :???: Well, actually, I’m not.

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  283. Princess_Magnolia says:

    :shock: You will alllll go to the dreaded – !

    :idea: The dreaded what?

    :shock: IT DOESN’T MATTER IT’S JUST DREADED. Here are some knives (( I have to stop. I can’t go on. ENC WHY DID YOU HAVE TO DO THIS TO THE PLOT?! Can you please get them out of this? ))

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  284. Enceladus says:

    :shocked: We will continue to the beach!

    :cool: Oh, I hope they sell suntan.

    :idea: I wouldn’t want my fur coat to get sunburned.

    *all go to beach*

    :???: Wait, just like that? No giant zombie hordes chasing us? No incredibly unrealistic plots? No evil bunny ships- Oh, sorry, :idea: .

    :idea: *rolls eyes*

    :???: Wait, how is that possible? Your eyes are all white.

    :mgreen: Sandsandsandfunfunfun!Hot!Hot!Hot!Ouchouchouchouchouchouch!Water!Waterwaterwaterwaterwaterwater!Coldcoldcoldcoldcold!Ouchouchouchouchouch!

    :cool: *rolls eyes*

    :???: That doesn’t make sense either. Your eyes are behind sunglasses.

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  285. Princess_Magnolia says:

    :lol: Ha! You’re not at the right beach!
    :? Couldn’t you just tell us which beach it is??
    :shock: Never question the power of the Great Cheese!
    :mrgreen: Beaches are fun! *digs in sand*
    :lol: No. That wouldn’t be mysterious enough.
    :idea: But then this storyline will drag on forever.
    :lol: Good point. Okay, I’m on the Briny Beach on the Sea of Despair.
    :? Okay, let’s go there!
    *all leave*

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    • Keiffer says:

      :cool: Which way is Briny Beach?
      :???: Mary’s mother has four children, North, South, East, and what?
      :mrgreen: West, obviously.
      :idea: No. Mary.
      : others : *stare in confusion*
      :???: Then Briny Beach is Mary.
      :cool: I’m to cool to care whether that made sense or not.
      :idea: What’s that coming ever so much closer in the horizon?
      :cool: Why are you talking like someone from the 1500’s?
      :???: Who knows.
      :twisted: *galumphs up to wandering travelers* HI!
      :mrgreen: How cute, the adorable little horned creature is friendly.
      :twisted: ADORABLE!? FRIENDLY!? *bites Green One*
      :???: You never call someone with horns ‘adorable’ or friendly,’ when will you learn?
      :mrgreen: *massages bite wound which magically stops spurting blood*
      :twisted: *leans toward :???:* So, it’s known around these parts that you and your… friends, are trying to find the Holy Cheese. The evil green muffin aren’t so happy about that.
      :???: Yes, and?
      :twisted: Well, I’m here to act like James Bond Gone Bad and stop you from finding him. Behind me here is the mystical entrance to Briny Beach, which you can’t get into whilst I stand here and block it. Which means you can not reach the Cheese. So, now that this has been established, what are you going to do about it?
      :???: I’m going to… EXTERMINATE. *lunges at roadblock*
       
      ((I’m going to leave it at this because I don’t know where I’m going.))

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  286. Princess_Magnolia says:

    :idea: Leave it to me! *uses magical HPB powers on :twisted:*
    :twisted: Ha! You can’t defeat me! I’M UNDESTRUCTIBLE!
    :? I think it’s actually indestructible
    :twisted: OHNOES! You said it! *poof*
    :lol: Good job, young ones!
    :shock: Thank you, O Great Cheese!
    :? What a stupid weakness…so he’s only indestructible against stupid people who won’t correct him?
    :cool: Who cares?? There’s Briny Beach!
    :mrgreen: WOOHOOHOOHOO! *skips through mystical entrance* *poof*
    :idea: He disappeared!
    :cool: I’ll get him! *runs through mystical entrance* *poof*
    :idea: He disappeared too! Wait, I think I see him! *tiptoes into mystical entrance* *poof*
    :shock: O Great Cheese, what shall I do?
    :lol: *shrug* Figure it out for yourself. *disappears*
    :shock: I’ll be heroic and go rescue them! *poof*
    :? Great. I was the only one smart enough to stay out here. Now what??
    (( ENCELADUS COME POST ))

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    • Enceladus says:

      :???: *pulls out iPod* *listens to Chameleon Circuit*

      BRINY BEACH

      :grin: La la la la. We are having fun at the beach.

      WHEREVER

      :???: Something was wrong when the stars went out
      Didn’t know what it was all about
      Then the bees started to fly away
      And earth got trapped in the Medusa Cascade

      Through the subwave network everybody had a chat
      Harriet was murdered and then everyone was sad
      Davros stole the signal and the Doctor was amazed
      How was he alive and who had brought him to this place

      Spotted Rose Tyler across the fog
      Heard “exterminate” and he was shot
      Started glowing with a golden shine
      Transferred his energy then he was fine

      He was pretty lucky that he kept his severed hand
      Though in terms of canon I do not quite understand
      What was Russell thinking, what the heck was going on
      OK fine we’re sorry we’ll get right back to the song

      We’ve reached the journey’s end
      Having a laugh inside the TARDIS
      Though it didn’t make much sense
      Always nice to see them Daleks

      Martha Jones teleported, to Germany
      Where she prepared to use the Osterhagen Key
      Jack had a necklace thing; a Warp Star so I’m told
      But Davros was like “no, come hang out in my vault” (boogie)

      Threw the TARDIS into the fire
      Donna thought that things were looking dire
      Second Doctor grew from energy
      Captain Jack started having fantasies

      Caan went to the Time War and it muddled up his brain
      Now he sees the future but he’s totally insane
      Silly Silly Davros thinks that Caan is on his side
      Wait till he discovers that the prophecy’s a lie

      Davros revealed his master plan
      If you need a reality bomb, he’s your man!
      Donna flicked a switch and said some complex words
      The Daleks exploded and they saved the Earth

      One last thing before we finish, Donna’s mind was wiped
      Doctor had to leave if she remembered she would die
      Sarah Jane returned to Mr Smith, K9 and Luke
      Didn’t mention Mickey cos he’s really not much use

      We’ve reached the journey’s end
      Having a laugh inside the TARDIS
      Though it didn’t make much sense
      Always nice to see them Daleks

      :lol: Ummm… Aren’t you going to do something heroic?

      :???: No.

      :lol: Something smart?

      :???: No.

      :lol: Something cool. I know it, you’re gonna do something cool.

      :???: Nope!

      :lol: Something that’s really just a way to end this weird RRS?

      :???: No.

      :lol: Something even remotely interesting?

      :???: No.

      *awkward pause*

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  287. Princess_Magnolia says:

    286.1 – LOL

    :lol: So…you wanna know where the rest of your friends are?
    :? They’re more like my coworkers. Most of them kind of annoy me.
    :lol: Whatever. So, do you wanna know where they are?
    :? Not especially.
    :lol: I’M TELLING YOU ANYWAY. THEY ARE IN THE NETHERWORLD
    :? Really? What’s in the netherworld?
    :lol: I’m in the netherworld. Lots of things are in the netherworld.
    :? Daleks?
    :lol: I’m not too sure.
    :? You know, this is getting boring.
    :lol: You’re right. *shoves :? into mystical entrance*
    :? Hey! *poof*

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  288. Princess_Magnolia says:

    DOCTOR WHO :idea: DOCTOR WHO :idea: DOCTOR WHO :idea:

    There, I hope that got someone’s attention. POST HERE!

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  289. Enceladus says:

    :???: Ho hum. I’m in the netherworld. Wonder what will happen to me here.

    :neutral: You will become of us.

    :???: Who are you?

    :neutral: We are the borg. We have analyzed your defensive capabilities. Resistance is futile.

    :???: No it’s not!

    :neutral: Resistance is futile.

    :???: So? I will any way. I will be me!- *is turned into :neutral: *

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  290. Ebeth says:

    Now that’s just mean. I don’t WANT to post here now *angryface*

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  291. Jakob Wonkychair says:

    :) Ah, but this will make Luna post here.
    :? (Gwen) Why’s that, Jack?

    :) Because I’m John Barrowman, that’s why. People run after me wherever I go!
    :? Ah. Right.

    //
    // (Torchwood) : *blows up*

    ;) (John) Jack! *runs after Jack*

    :roll: (Owen) Yay, another threat. *neutralizes*

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  292. Enceladus says:

    :neutral: We are the borg. We are incredibly boring. We are ending this-

    :twisted: Chicken!

    :neutral: story.

    *story ends*

    Ok, How About A New Story?

    I think this one should be an Invader ZIM style story (Watch it! It’s online!). Where :idea: is hopeless at taking over the world.

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  293. Cello-Playing Mathematician (AKA Kyra) says:

    Well, it looks like I have arrived just in time for a new story!

    The formula of “dumb smiley miraculously surviving an adventure” seems to be a good one for this thread. We just need to choose a setting…

    1. Wild West (I like this one the best)
    2. Pirates
    3. Middle Ages
    4. Amazing race (Probably not… just a random idea)

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  294. ibcf says:

    How’s this for wild west?

    :o Maw! Onnadem pink varmints is tearin’ thru th’ cattle agayn!
    :x Oh, really now? Fetch mah gun, son! I’ll learn the lil’ rascal!
    *BLAM BLAM BLAM*
    :idea: *drops dead as a beaver hat*
    :) Your shorley a shore-shot witha’ shotgun, maw.
    :x Shore dayum.

    Hmm…maybe not.

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  295. ibcf says:

    294.1+.2- Thank you! :) *accepts pies and glomping*

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  296. Rosebud2 says:

    I like the pirate idea, myself.

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