Round-Robin Smileys, Part 1

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1. Bwahahaha! Thank you GAPAs!

   I’m gonna copy and paste the smilies from the SSSS in a minute. Be right back!

   *very happy*

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2. [This comment has been superseded by comment #4 –Admin.]

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3. 1- you need the smiley gnome.

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4. Oh, dang. The smilies didn’t work. I’ll fix some of it. GAPAs, you can zap that last post. Please do. Please.

   : You! Human!
   : Are you talking to me?
   : You are the one who makes strings vibrate at high amplitude at the time of maximum darkness?
   : The one who…? Oh. Midnight Fiddler. Yes, that’s one of my names.
   : Good. You will come with us. The bunnies have need of you.
   :You need ME? For what?
   :Your postings on this thread show that you understand pink bunnies better than most humans do. You must write our biography. You will come with us.
   : Wait a minute. There are hordes of you. When you say “write our biography,” do you mean write a separate biography for each of you, or one big biography for all of you?
   : Your question is meaningless. You will come and write. And you will tell us all about humans so that we can understand them.
   : I see. You want to understand us better so that we can live in peace. Is that it?
   : Peace? What is–? Oh. Yes. Peace. The bunnies want only peace. Peace forever between bunnies and humans. You will come with us now and tell us everything.
   Hmmmm…..

   “Administrator of Adolescent Alliance Supreme, why have you turned me over to the bunnies?”
   “What? Me? I thought it was the bunnies that took you.”
   “Yes, but I will blame it all on you.”
   “Why?”
   “Well, you always said the bunnies were evil, and I started writing these smiley stories, with the bunnies as evil because it was fun. Now I have to go with them to write their biography.”
   “Well, I don’t know. And I’m afraid to think what would happen if you refused to go.”
   “And what am I supposed to tell them? I don’t know what to tell a bunch of brillianly hued creatures about humans! I’m just a musician!”
   “Well, I guess we can count on you do do the best you can.”
   “Human, you will come now. You have had enough time to speak to your fellow kokonspiritors. Follow me.”

   “Where are you taking me? I’m so tired, how much farther?”
   “You will come and be silent. Untill we ask you to speak.”
   “Yes, I will obey you now, but I expect to be treated with respect. Do you understand?”
   “You dare to speak such to me?!”
   “I said nothing to offend you or your kind.”
   “Human, I grow weary of your company. We are near.”

   —time passes—

   “Human, we have arrived. You may rest now. We will summon you later.”
   “Thank you, you have been most kind in preparing me this room.”
   “We must treat you well, must we not? After all, [heh, heh] you asked for respect. But I will leave you now.” [leaves]
   [muttering to self] “Here it is….[gets out camera] in enemy territory…..[takes pictures] Now, send this back to the GAPAs using the intelligent air terminal I borrowed…..[does so] There, done for now.” *sleeps*

   “Human, awake. We are ready for you now.”
   “Lead on.”
   “Here we are. You may sit in that chair, the one in the middle of the room. We all want to see and hear you clearly.”
   etc…. “Yes, we want to hear the human!”
   “What do you want to hear?”
   “How is the MuseBlog run?”
   “I can’t tell you, as I am not a Great And Powerful Administrator-we call them GAPAs-I am just a muser.”
   “Insolent human! you dare trifle with us?”
   “I protest! I’m not! No! Please! Don’t hurt me, I want to help!”
   :idea:s, etc… *mayhem*
   “SILENCE!!!!! We will let the Human say what she please, for the present time.
   Human, how come you by such knowledge of our kind?”
   “I’m not sure, but you make sense to me.”
   “We are not often pleased to have humans that understand us. But you are different, you can help us.”
   “Gladly. Tell me how I can help, and I will try.”
   “How do we know that you are not a spy?”
   “It seems you trusted me enough to bring me here.”
   “It is true. You are wiser than you look. Humans look stupid.
   You will write for us. There is information for you to begin with back at your room. You will begin immediately. You will go now.”

   I wonder why they didn’t abduct me? I’m the one with the other blog, after all. *smugness* I know how to work with WordPress.
   *bunnies appear*
   Well, I’m not actually that good… I can’t figure out how to get the recent comments sidebar to work… *inches away*
   Human. You are the Muser known as Beavo? Beavo the Online Stalker Spy?
   Maybe… *back away toward door*
   You come with us. We have another Muser of your species in custody.
   Oh, yeah, Midnight Fiddler, I heard about her– wait, of our SPECIES? There are more than one species of Musers?
   Oh, I shouldn’t have said that. Whatever, it’s not like you’re gonna remember that when we’re through with you… I mean through treating you to an all you can eat buffet.
   Ah, right, guys, I’d like to. Really! But I’m not that hungry, and I have…Karate! Yes, I have karate class to go to. So, see ya! Bye…
   Mmhm. Jerry? Zombify him.
   Jerry? Hahaha! Jerry! That’s my grandpa’s na–
   *poof*
   Come with you? Of course. I like buffets. I’m actually quite hungry.
   Jerry, take him away and give him his brains back when you’re at headquarters.
   :idea:NamedJerry: Yes sir! *takes zombie, formerly Beavo the Online Stalker Spy’s hand and leads him into blue mist* *dissapears*
   Wheee! What fun!
   *rolls eyes*

   :idea:”Human, we bring you another muser.”
   “Oh, who?”
   “Jerry, bring him in!”
   :idea:NamedJerry: *brings in Beavo*
   “Wow, this is a wonderful palace. I want to live here forever! The pie is yummy.” *drools*
   “Jerry, fix his head, will you?”
   “What? Where am I? Why are there bunnies everywhere?”
   “I’m not sure, but I guess they want you to help them somehow. Maybe they need your skills with wordpress to create a bunny blog?”
   “Yes, you will create a bunny blog. Yes.” *evil chukle*

   Create you a bunny blog! Never! You eville little…
   *holds up very big looking gun*
   On the other hand, I just might, ya know, make you a blog.
   Very good, you are not as dumb as you look.
   Thank you– hey!
   I mean, seriously, comb your hair.
   You have no idea how long that takes. And how little impact it has.
   Well, it’s a good thing we don’t determine how painful your death will be depending on your looks.
   Thank you–HEY!
   *eville chuckle* *door slams*
   So. Welcome to HPBLand.
   Oh, so that’s what this place is called?
   Uh, no.
   Oh. *sits down* I wish I had my mp3.
   *headdesk*

   *
   Hello, IBCF. I’ve been waiting for you.
   You’ve been waiting for me? Oh, I’m sorry I couldn’t get here sooner. Did you have to wait long?
   Don’t get smart with me, human.
   Me? Smart? Oh, you must have the wrong person. I’m anything but smart.
   *takes out dangerous looking weapon*
   I’ll be good.
   Good. Now let’s stop delaying and get to the point. You, IBCF, have been spreading lies about our kind. You’ve been saying things like HPBs are evil and our heads fall off.
   What are you talking about? I never lie.
   Liar.
   Fine! What do you want?!?
   We want you dead.
   AAAAH!
   Just kidding. That would make us look bad. Actually, we just want you to stop spreading these rumors.
   But they’re not rumors! I’ve been researching your kind! It’s true!
   *takes out dangerous looking weapon*
   I see your point. I won’t do it anymore.
   That’s not good enough. You’re coming with me.
   Um, okay. Wait–are you going to bunnify me or something?
   Maybe. *sniggers*
   AAAAAH! *struggles*

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5. 2- Thank you, Beavo. I was going to copy them myself, but I’m too lazy.

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6. *
   Um… So where are you taking me?
   I can’t tell you that.
   Why not?
   Because then I’d have to kill you.
   Oh. But when we get to the place we’re going, what’s going to happen?
   *sniggers*
   That doesn’t sound very promising.
   Shut up, you human. Your babbling mouth has caused enough trouble for us already.
   But can’t you tell me why you’re taking me with you?
   Nope. Unless you want me to take the dangerous looking weapons out.
   Sounds fair enough! *laughs nervously*

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7. Please, please zap the second post! It clogs up the thread!

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8. *doodling bunnies on her math notebook* I’m actually getting quite good at this… *draws more*
   *appears out of thin air*
   Eep!
   Come with me, Muser.
   Hey, you read Muse too? Sweet!
   Be quiet.
   I met another Muser once…it was super cool…Hey, are you on the blog?
   Yes, I am on the blog.
   REALLY? What’s you blogname?
   Shut up. Come and meet your fellow Musers. We have two of them.
   Really? Wow… Y’know, there’s something fishy about all this. Have I seen you before?
   Maaaybe. Now just be quiet and come with me, Alice. You are Alice, aren’t you?
   How-how do you know my name?
   I have me ways. Now stop babbling and follow me.
   Yes, sir.

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9. Ah. The smiley didn’t work terribly well. Too sarcastic, and my character didn’t turn out sarcastic at all.

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10. *

    Did you hear? The Hot Pink Bunnies are kidnapping people??!?!?!
    I think it’s okay, they’re just trying to get them to help, I think.
    Hot Pink Bunnies? Help? Are you insane???
    Well, no, but I think it’s okay…
    Well, it’s not. Let’s go rescue them!!!

    [[Mission Impossible music begins to play]]

    So, where are we going, exactly?
    To rescue the Musers and GAPAs, of course!
    Um, okay…
    Shh! Look over there! A bunch of Hot Pink Bunnies!!
    Okay.

    [[Hot Pink Bunnies see the people, and hop over to them]]

    What are your names???
    Um, I’m Purple Panda…
    I forgot my name.
    Well, Purple Panda, nameless, come with us.
    No!
    Excuse me?
    I said, no, we’re not going with you.
    We’re not going to hurt you, we’re just going to take you to help create peace between bunnies and humans.
    Yeah, sure. I totally believe that.
    Come on, Pan, let’s just go.
    Yes!

    [[Bunnies grab Purple Panda and nameless and take them away]]

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11. Meanwhile, across the Pond….

    ‘Ullo, ducks.

    Excuse me?

    Gor blimey, luv. Jings! Crikey! And ‘ow moight you be on this foin dye?

    Who are you, and why are you talking like that?

    ‘Cause I’m Henglish, ent I? That’s ‘ow all us Henglishmen talk.
    *sings* “For ‘e ‘isself ‘as said it,
    And hit’s grytely to ‘is credit,
    That ‘e is a Henglishman,
    That ‘e is a Henglish, Henglish, Henglish, Henglish, Henglish, Hengggggg-lishman.”

    I don’t know what you are, but one thing is for sure: You are definitely not an Englishman.

    Hyme not?

    No. You’re not even a biped.

    Then I can drop this ridiculous disguise and get down to business. You are the Muser who likens the regolith of Earth’s nearest planetary companion to the pulverized bark of an aromatic tree?

    Planetary… Tree bark…. Oh, I see. Cinnamon Moon. Yes, I blog under that name. What can I do for you?

    You will come with me now. The bunnies require your presence.

    Go with you? Now? I don’t think so.

    You will come with me. We have chocolate.

    Chocolate?

    Many kilograms of shiny, sparkly chocolate. You may shape it into ornaments to wear on your neck and wrists. Other humans will admire the way you shine and sparkle.

    Are you sure you’re talking about chocolate?

    Um… Smooth, silky, buttery chocolate. You may apply it to your exterior to give you a thick and glossy pelt. Come with me to the source of chocolate.

    What kind of idiot do you take me for? There’s no way I’m going anywhere with you.

    Then I must resort to torture. *pounces*

    Wait, stop. You’re tickling me. Woo-hoo-hoo! Stop! Not the ears. NOT THE EARS!…

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12. Continued from 6-
    We’re there.
    (IBCF) Finally!
    *Large numbers of HPBs surround IBCF*
    (IBCF) Umm… Hi!
    Human, you have kidnapped HPBs and spreaded lies about your kind. Before we zombifie you, you’re going to make a public apology.
    (IBCF) Er, I’m afraid I can’t do that.
    *hold out dangerous looking weapons*
    (IBCF) Actually, I’m terribly sorry for kidnapping HPBs and spreading horrible lies about them.
    Cool. Now we’ll zombifie you.
    (IBCF) Rats.
    *zombifies*
    (IBCF) Er, was somthing supposed to happen?
    What the??? I’ll have to use full concentration! *zombifies*
    (IBCF) Still nothing!
    I can’t believe it! You’re so stupid you don’t even have a brain to get rid of!
    (IBCF) Cool! I must be one of a kind!
    This human is a waste of our time. Take him/her away! *HPBs take IBCF to prison cell*

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13. omgLOL.

    La la la la la… snow, snow, snow…
    STOP RIGHT THERE.
    Naw. I like playing in the snow. Who are you, anyway?
    That is on a need to know basis, little Kiki.
    Wait, how do you know my name?
    FUHAHAHA. *covers kiki’s mouth with a cloth*
    COUGHCOUGHcoughcoughblehhh
    *takes kiki away*

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14. oh yeah. GAPAS FIX THOSE KTHXBAI

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15. Rats. We missed two parts on the SSSS thread. Read posts #178 and #180.

    [Never fear, ¡IBCF! I’ve added the missing posts to the compilation. –Rebecca]

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16. Uh-Oh. So, we have… what, 6 musers or something?

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17. I’ll post another one when I come back in two days.

    Wow, so the bunnies have…*counts on fingers* Midnight Fiddler, Me (Beavo), IBCF, Cinamoon, and Kiki? Oh and Pan and nameless. Okay. That’s a lot. Cya!

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18. 17- Oh, and they also have Alice.
    (IBCF) *rots in cell* Well, this is boring.
    So, IBCF, what do you think of our accommodations? *chuckles*
    (IBCF) Not bad, but it could be better if there was an Xbox, and maybe some more elbow room.
    Too bad. You’re going to have to like it the way it is, because you’ll be in here for a long time.
    (IBCF) Thank you for your generous hospitality, but I really think I should be on my way now. *walks towards door*
    *holds up dangerous looking weapon*
    (IBCF) Er, on second thought, I might just chill out right here for a while.
    Good thinking. You’re not as dumb as you look.
    (IBCF) Thank you. *sighs*

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19. What about my C++D thing? l wasn’t kidding.

    *
    (agagabagabag) So, what you’re saying is that not all bunnies are bad?
    Yes. Only the evilus has a tendincy to destruction. But you see, not all evilus are evil. Long ago, before the two were separate, the ones who became evilus would hunt and the nicegoodus would gather. Unfortunately, the two types only bred with themselves, and the separation started. The problem with this was that evilus liked only to kill, for they had too, but they were too obsesive with it. Now most Evilus are making themselves present in other lands, toturing and killing. They give a bad name to all HPBs.
    But why… Wait, did you here something?
    evil :idea:s We have come for agagabagabag zepata! and what’s this? A nicegoodus?
    Oh crap. *Grabs pie from fridge and throws*
    Org. Pumpkin. You must be punished for your insolence! *Holds up pie gun*
    Dang it.

    Say hello to your fellow muser incarcerates.
    (ag) Hello? Which musers are you?

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20. ****(will this help?)

    (Beavo):| So. Does anyone have any ideas?
    (Midnight Fiddler) Yup. I want to get out of here.
    (Kiki the Great) Uh, that would help.
    (Beavo) Yeah, I’d like to get out of here too. Does anyone have any ideas on how to get out of here?
    (Alice) I know! How about through the door?
    (Purple Panda) Well, we haven’t exactly tried the door, have we?
    (Kiki) Nope!
    (Cinnamon Moon) Okay, I’ll go try the door. *tries door* See, it dosn’t–
    *door opens*
    (All) *gasp*
    (Beavo) GASP! Uh, sorry.
    (Alice) Well, let’s geddouta here! *stands up and leaves*
    (MF) Wow. *stands up to leave*
    (Alice) AAARRRGGGHHH! *comes flying through door*
    *door slams*
    And stay in there!
    (Cinnamoon) Any other bright ideas?

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21. Uh. *rushes off to HTML thread*

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22. *
    (IBCF) Hey! I hear someone!
    What?
    (IBCF) It sounds like Alice! And Beavo and Kiki and Midnight Fiddler! And I thought I heard Cinnamoon and Purple Panda too.
    Oh yes, the other prisoners. They’re scheduled to be zombified after they help us achieve our goals.
    (IBCF) Stupid bizzarly hued fluffy creature! Let my friends go!
    We can’t do that. You all know too much. You’re going to be imprisoned for the rest of your life.
    (IBCF) Darn.
    *sniggers*
    (IBCF) *rots in cell for a while* I’m boorrreed. Can I come out now?
    Yes, but then I’d have to kill you with my dangerous looking weapon.
    (IBCF) But I’m bored! I can’t stand it anymore! I’m claustrophobic! Arrrrgh! *jumps on :idea:*
    *(IBCF) and wrestle with gun*
    (IBCF) Yay! *runs away*
    Foolish human! There’s no escape! I’ll sound the alarm!
    (IBCF) Yeah, whatever.
    (IBCF) Wait–uh oh.
    *Dozens of :idea:s chase IBCF*
    (IBCF) Yikes! I’ll hide in here! *opens door and finds Alice, MF, Beavo, and the rest inside*
    (IBCF) Oh, whoops.

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23. (Alice) Uh, hey. Might I ask who you are and why you’ve popped up in HPBLand? This is a place where BUNNIES LIVE. You do not want to stay here.
    (IBCF) Sorry ’bout that. I’m IBCF. Haloo.
    (Everyone) [gloomily] Haloo.
    (Pan) We were just discussing how to get out of here. Which, as I said, is impossible. The best thing to do is wait for the bunnies to come and… and…
    (Beavo) They told me it was a buffet!
    (MF) Yeah, and I’m supposed to be writing their biography.
    (Alice) I was just doodling bunnies.
    (Beavo) We all have different talents that are useful, I guess. I can use WordPress pretty well, Alice is pretty good at drawing bunnies, MF is good at understanding bunnies…
    (Pan) I know! THEY WANT US TO MAKE A HPB MAGAZINE TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD!
    (Kiki) Pan, sometimes you have the…
    (Cinamoon) Most brilliant ideas! That could be exactly what they’re plottting! And maybe even another Mostly Harmless!
    (Alice) This is terrible.
    (Beavo) I think it could be fun!
    (Everyone) *stares*
    (Beavo) Well… I like WordPress.
    (IBCF) Sorry to butt in, but they’re gonna bunnify you. I heard them.
    (Everyone): *trembles in boots* *and sneakers* *and flip flops* NOOOOOOO!

    To be continued…

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24. *
    (MF) Aw, great. Now we HAVE to get out of here!
    (Pan) Well, it’s not like we have to get out just now. They can’t bunnify us yet. They need us for their evil plans.
    (Nameless) You’re right! We still have time.
    (Jerry) *suddenly jumps into room* So THERE you are!
    (IBCF) Er, uh oh.
    (Jerry) We are tired of the trouble you’ve been causing, human. Prepare to be zombified!
    (IBCF) Well, actually–
    (Jerry) *zombifies*
    (IBCF) As I was saying, they tried it last time. I’m resistant to the zombifieing process. I think it’s because I’m so dumb.
    (Jerry) *is angry* It doesn’t matter, human. Your friends are all going to become zombies sooner or later, and you will be locked up until you starve to death. For now, you can rot in here! *stomps out of room and slams door*
    (Beavo) Well, now what?

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25. HOT PINK HQ (CELL SECTION)*
    (jerry) um, boss?
    (boss) I’m over here, you blue bunney**! that is the secritary.
    (jerry) (under breath) we all look alike. *hops over to boss.*
    (jerry) one of the you-know-what-ers can not be zommbie.
    (boss) great. try the other thing
    (jerry) you mean the intercission machine?!?!?!?!?!?!?
    (boss) yes, jerry, the INTERCISSION MACHINE! WAHAHAHA *chokes* Help me!

    *this is that building that there was a photoshop of a while back, rember?
    ** in HPB culture, blue bunnies are consitered stupid.

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26. could the smily Gnome fix the thing in line four?
    
    [At your service, monsieur. –Smiley Gnome #42]

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27. *

    (Alice) : Hey, maybe we can dress up like Hot Pink Bunnies, and then escape by blending in with them, then slipping out?!
    (IBCF) : Yeah, great idea!
    (Beavo) : but wait, how are we going to dress up like Hot Pink Bunnies?
    (Midnight Fiddler) : Well, all we need to do is put on Hot Pink Bunny Suits!
    (Purple Panda) : Where are we going to get Hot Pink Bunny suits?
    (Kiki the Great) 8) : Oh, I know! We can make them out of pink fabric and sew them!
    (Nameless) : Where are we going to get pink fabric?
    (Cinnamon Moon) : How about, we take a sheep, dye its wool pink, then knit it into Hot Pink Bunny suits!
    (Alice) : Where are you going to get the sheep?
    (IBCF) : Yeah…you know we’re sitting here in this room that has nothing but a sink and an air conditioner, right?
    (Purple Panda) : Did you say an air conditioner???
    (IBCF) : Yeah, it’s right there!
    (Purple Panda) : Hey, guys! Let’s take this air conditioner out, and climb through the hole!
    (Midnight Fiddler) : How are we going to take the air conditioner out?
    (Purple Panda) : Umm….
    (Kiki the Great) : Well, I’ll stand on the sink and push it from this angle. Why doesn’t Alice stand on IBCF’s shoulders, and pull it from the other angle. It should come crashing to the ground, so everyone watch out!

    ::everyone does what was arranged, and air conditioner crashes to the ground::

    (Hot Pink Bunny) : Hey, what’s going on here???
    (Beavo) : Um,
    (Nameless) : Well, you see, were were just…
    (Cinnamon Moon) 8) : We were just trying to…
    (Purple Panda) : Umm…
    (HPB) : I see what you’re doing. You’re trying to ESCAPE!!!!!

    ::HPB grabs everyone and drags them into a room with nothing in it but a wooden bench::

    (HPB) : There, that should keep you safe.

    Everyone: *sigh*

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28. (jerry) boss, the you-knoe-what-ers are in the room.
    (boss) perfect. perpare to intercission! WAHAHA!
    (jerry) your evil laugh is getting better! no longer are you choking!
    (boss) yes.

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29. .
    (ag) Hey guys. l’m in here cause l pied a bunny, and rosie here’s a nicegoodus. Who are you? Are you musers?

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30. (IBCF) We–
    (Beavo) –could ask you the same question. Are you a muser?
    (Ag) Yup.
    (Kiki) What’s the velocity of an unladen–
    (Ag) Swallow, yeah, uh, they kind of game me a half brain wipe. I forgot all my MuseBlog stuff.
    (Cinamoon) He knows about MuseBlog, that’s enough for me.
    (MF) Me too. Now how are we supposed to get OUT OF HERE?
    (Jerry) *opens door* Uh, hey, it’s your–
    (Beavo) QUICK! DASH!
    (Jerry) But–
    (Pan) *bowls over Jerry*
    (Beavo) RUN! WHEEE!
    :idea:s Oh, no! A breakout!
    (Jerry) A breakout! Of hives? I have hives! Oh no! Hives! I’m gonna die! *swells up into baloon*
    :idea:s Hives! *mayhem*
    (MuseBloggers and Rosie) See ya, suckers!
    (Pan) We’re out! Yay! Oh, no.
    (Kiki) Uh, oh.
    (Alice) I hate it when they say uh oh.
    (Beavo) *turns around slowly* ARGH! A GIGANTIC BUNNY– WITH A PIE!
    (Rosie) I’ll take care of it. *pies*
    (Thor, but you don’t know that) Uh, wheah am ah? Uh, yum, pie. Pretty red colors. I think it’s red. Is it red?
    (Beavo) Yup.
    (Thor, but you don’t know that) Thanks– hey! Get em!

    *runaway*

    To be kontinued…

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31. (Gaea) *pies bunny from behind, brushes hands off* *spots other MBers* Wait, where am I??? What are you guys doing here??? I was just trying to break away from the bunnies… they said they wanted me as their Queen. What did they want you for?? This might pose a slightly bigger problem……

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32. (Pan) *fights with bunny* We’re outnumbered!
    (IBCF) This place is crawling with bunnies! *is pied*
    (Jerry) *is pied* Ugh. Key lime. I’m tired of this. *mind control*
    (Nameless) Oh no! *is zombified*
    (Nameless) Whee! Pie free for all! *pies everyone*
    (Ag) They’ll zombifie us all if we don’t get out of here!
    To be kontinued…

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33. When did the mind thing happen? l had to know l was agagabagabag to respond to the evil HPB asking for agagabagabag zepata.

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34. (Gaea) AAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!! I’ve been zombified! Must pie…..must pie…. *pies Ag with zombie pie* Join the dark side, Ag….MUAHAHAHA!
    To be kontinued…

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35. (Agrrrfishi) pies bunny from behind and holds hostage with stale leftovers!
    (Jerry) oh yeah? well GUESS WHAT?*shoots evil eye lazer beam directly at Agrrfishi
    (Agrrrfishi) keels over backward and turns a sickly shade of HOT PINK!!!(duh dah duuuuuuuuh) MUST…OBEY…BUNNY…MASTERS… *pies troops* HELP I can’t control my actions AAH!
    (Gaea) Come Agrrrfishi…Let…us..pie…comrades…

    To Be Kontinued…

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36. But seriously, we should take out the brainswipe. the reason l asked if they were musers is because l wouldn’t know who they were just by looking at them.

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37. C’mon, Ag, it’s just for fun. It’s not like anyone’s actually writing this down.

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38. (IBCF) Gaea? Why are you green and grinning like a freak? And where did you come from, Arrrfishi?
    (Gaea, Nameless and Arrrgifishi) Whee! Mind control is fun! *pies everyone*
    (Beavo) *dodges pie* Great. More zombies.
    (Pan) You’ll be one too, if we don’t get out of this place!
    (Rosie) Look out! More HPBs!
    We have you surrounded. You have two choices–surrender or be zombified.
    (Kiki) Those are great choices.
    (Cinnamoon) What do we do now?
    To be kontinued…

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39. *
    oooo lookie! an HPB! mayhaps it’s from the blog!
    …
    can i hug you?
    NO! vile human wishing to soil my flourescent fur!
    oh. *all hope shatters* i thought you were okay! you gave me such hope! i thought… i thought…. oh watever you rude little bunny. i gave you a chance to be loved and you scoff at me. see if this ever happens again.
    hey- wait a minute… are you Kagcomix?
    yeah, why?
    ah! you’re you one who spreads rumours about us- i mean the one who spreads the news of how lovable we are *chuckles darkly*
    uh yeah…. *inches away…. um… scary scary bunny!
    *pounces*

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40. 25- INTERCISION? NOOOOOOO! MY DÆMON IS MINNEEEE!
    *hugs calyx*

    Do you even know what intercision really is, TMFA?

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41. (Jerry) *pushes* Man, this machine is HEAVY!
    (Boss) Who cares! Since the zombifying thing isn’t working for everyone, *coughIBCFcough* we needed a better way to make those pesky MBers into our mindless slaves! What better way then intercision? PUSH!
    (Jerry) Fine. grrrrr…. *pushes*
    (Kiki) Stop right there, bunny fiends!
    (Beavo) Yeah!
    (Ag) Hey, what’s that machine-thing?
    (Alice) Yeah, what is it? Hey, there’s two compartments! I’m just gonna go into one of them to check it out…
    (Kiki) NOOOOOO!
    (Alice) Uh-oh…
    (Boss) Hahaha! Jerry, activate the machine!
    (Jerry) Right-o, boss! *pulls lever*
    (Alice’s Dæmon) OWWW
    (Alice) OWWWW
    (Alice) bleehhhh i am a zombeh
    (Jerry) Fuhahaha! Now, MuseBlogger, KILL THEM ALL!
    (Alice) blehhh… ok… blehhh… *goes on a murderous ramapage*
    (Boss) Now, Jerry, start shoving them all into those cages!

    Disclaimer: Sorry Alice about the intercision thingy. You were the first MBer that came to mind.

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42. Oh, cool! Rosie can be my Dæmon.

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43. oh, hey smiley gnomes? fix the :I s in my last post pleez. KTHXBAI

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44. 41- Waaaaaaaah! I want my Daemon back! *sob sniffle sob*

    Okay. Now I need to be rescued. If I can be. Being cut apart was different than being torn apart.

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45. *
    *Alice, Nameless, Agrrrfish and Gaea corner MBers* Bleehhh. We are zombies. We will destroy you.
    (IBCF) Help!
    (Pan) We’re going to have to pie our way out!
    *Pan pies Alice*
    *Alice pies Beavo*
    *Cinnamoon pies Jerry*
    *Agrrrfish pies IBCF*
    *Rosie pies Nameless*
    *Beavo pies Agrrrfish*
    *Nameless pies MF*
    *MF pies boss*
    (Kiki) Run! Run for your life!
    (Boss) After them!

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46. —
    I’m happy
    really!
    yeah i really am
    really!
    yeah i really am
    really!
    yeah i really am
    really!
    yeah i really am
    really!
    yeah i really am
    …

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47. Wrong thread, that’s for the SSSS. See the top of this page for link.

    What’s a Dæmon? (Please don’t hurt me!)

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48. 46- That should have gone on the SSSS thread.

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49. OPPS SORRY!

    47- *Pies Beavo for not knowing what a daemon is* In the book the Golden compass a daemon is a persons soul on the outside of your body in the form of an animal. you can go to the Golden Compass movie websiteto find your daemon. (Mine is a sparrow named Agapius. Golden Compass Pwns!) In most places (i.e. blogs) not knowing what a daemon is, is like not knowing what a Patronus is.

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50. Oh. I know what a patronus is, thank god. *ducks pies*

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51. *this is a monologue… even though the smilies change
    heh! i got that bunnie alright…. but i’ve been wondering why he said something about capturing MBers…..
    *gasp* no! they wouldn’t have captured the MBers!
    I must save them! I must I must I must!

    [Kagcomix trudges off to the secret lair that just happens to be in the basement of the Parlement Buildings]

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52. Oh, I just took the test. My daemon is a tiger named Bryanna.

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53. ADSFBALSKDHJASL

    DO NOT TAKE THE STUPID GOLDEN COMPASS TEST

    IT HAS BEEN DESIGNED BY EVIL HOLLYWOOD TYPES

    TO SUCK YOU INTO SEEING THE MOVIE

    THAT DÆMON IS NOT REALLY YOUR REAL ONE

    INSTEAD GO GOOGLE “the dæmon page”

    THIS HAS BEEN A KIKI THE GREAT PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT

    SPONSORED BY THE CAPSLOCK BUTTON

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54. 53- Will do. Report later.

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55. Okay, I’ll try that one too.

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56. Ooh, I saw the site. Whoever set it up has a sence of humor, we can tell that much.

    But how do you find out what your daemon is? *hopes Deamon is pheonix* Wait, can daemons be magical creatures? *hopes daemon isn’t blast ended skrewt*

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57. A tiger! Awesome!

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58. Oh, what have we started? Wait for me, I’m still catching up from getting home and such……

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59. hmm… mabe we should get back to the story…

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60. 38-Come from? Come from? Hahahaha I dunno what you meen come from I DID NOT COME FROM *panicks, looks around*

    (Agrrrfishi,Gaea,Alice and Nameless go sprinting as fast as they can,having stiff limbs,toward the unhypnotized MBers) WE WILL PIE YOU AS YOU HAVE PIED THE WONDERFUL BUNNY MASTER…PIE…PIE…PIE
    (Kagcomix bursts into the evil lair upon the entrancing scene) HALT! HALT EVIL DEMONS!
    (Zombies turn around)
    WE…ARE…NOT…EVIL…WE..OBEY…THE…MASTER…
    (pan) HELP KAGCOMIX!
    (Kagcomix) GASP! HYPNOSIS!
    (Beavo) OH NOES! THEY ARE HEADING FOR KAGCOMIX TOO!
    (Rosie) And…we have no more pies!
    To be kontinued…

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61. (jerry) um, boss, how about hyposting the rest?
    (boss) (eating popcorn) oh, yeah. it just is that this is so funney. popcorn?

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62. 56- dude, you have to find it yourself. like, ask people, “if i were any animal what would i be?” and the most common animal is your dæmon. and the name you have to find out yourself.

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63. 62- I’ll try that. Off to polling place!!!

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64. Kontinued from post 60
    (kagy) Have no fear kathleen is here! with extra pies in secretcompartments of my backpack!
    (beavo) hurray for kagy!-wait your name’s kathlen?
    yes. just take the friggin pies and start pieing!
    (pan) but they’re our friends, what if we hurt them?
    (kagz) i… don’t… know…
    (beavo) aim for the bunnies, not our friends!
    (pan, beavo, kagy) ATTAAAAAACK!!!!!!!
    to be kontinued!

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65. 64-
    (Nameless) Wheeee! Pie fight!
    *pie fight starts*
    *Kagy pies Gaea* (Gaea) Pie! Yummy! *drools*
    *Agrrrfish pies Beavo*
    *Agag pies Alice* (Agag) Sorry, Alice!
    *Nameless pies Pan*
    *Kiki pies Nameless*
    *Jerry pies Kiki*
    *IBCF pies Jerry*
    *Boss pies Kagy*
    *MF pies Boss* (MF) Ha! Got you again!
    *Anonymous HPB pies IBCF*
    *Rosie pies Anonymous HPB*
    *Agrrrfish pies self*
    (Pan) Yay! We won!
    (Beavo) Yeah, but how do we unzombify the zombies?
    (IBCF) I don’t know, but we better unzombify them quick because more HPBs are coming!
    To be kontinued…

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66. (boss) hu. this popcorns good with this custerd pie filing in it…
    (jerry) (to self) why did we vote HIM boss?
    (HPBs) :idea:s attack! (they jump onto the MBers, drwoning them in a sea of fur.)

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67. (IBCF) I’m drowning!
    Everyone *drowning* Us too!
    (Kiki) I’ve got a plaun(aunaunaun)!
    (Pan) No time for remenecing, Kiki.
    (Kiki) I’m not, I really do have a plaun(aunaun)!
    (Beavo) And… what is it?
    (Kiki) You made me forget. Oh, I remember! SHOOT THEM!
    HPBs Argh! This dosn’t affect us but it kinda hurts! Argh!
    Voldemort: *gets shot*
    (IBCF) That was random.
    Everyone: Yay! *rejoyces*
    Monty Python: And there was much rejoycing.
    Everyone: Yay! *rejoyces summore*
    (Pan) But there’s still the zombies….

    (ticking noise starts)

    (Beavo) Oh, no, not that again!

    (ticking noise stops)

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68. 64- You reffered to yourself as kagz! cool!

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69. Kagz is the pwnsomest knickname. You know it.

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70. 68- sometimes kagy is a bit too two sylabley for my liking and KAG needs to becapitalized. and you ingeniously created kagz.
    69- ag is amazing isn’t he!

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71. (gb) :ooh! ooh! PIE!!!! *runs in fronts of bunnies and eats all their pies*
    (beavo) : THE BUFFET! I’VE FOUND IT!!!!!!
    (purple panda) :eh, if it helps us, I’ll take it.
    (jerry) : *bleeding* porkchop…sandwiches… *dies*
    (boss) : dang blue bunny…

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72. 69, 70- Thanks. You guys rock.

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73. MF:neutral: Hmm, so, now what? Beavo got his buffet, I guess.
    (Beavo) YAYAYAYAYAY!!!!!!!!!!!! Food!!! *eats*
    :idea:s *Watch in stony silence.*

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74. (Beavo) All done! *smacks lips* Oh, wait, I forgot this. *pulls out dangerous weapon* It’s a de-bunnyfier.
    (Pan) You had that all along?
    (Beavo) Yeah, I forgot about it. It de-bunnifies bunnified people, and returns them to their origonal state.
    (MF) Oh, good! Line up, line up, get your dose of de-bunnification!
    (HPBs) *inches away*
    (Beavo) Bam! Bam! *bam bam*
    (HPBs) Argh! We’re mellllllllllting!

    To be kontinued…

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75. I was about to ask what would happen if you debunnified a bunny. Now I guess I *shudders* know.

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76. 75-Oh, they’re not actually gonna melt. Watch this.

    (HPBs) *melting*
    (Kagz) Oh, those poor bunnies! We’ve gotta save them.
    (MF) But they’re evil.
    (Kiki) Yeah, but they’re kinda cute. Who knows CPR?
    (Beavo) I don’t.
    (Pan) I do! *preforms CPR*
    (HPB) HEY! Watch it! That’s my spleen.
    (Pan) Your spleen! Bunnies don’t have spleens!
    (HPB) Uh, I mean my kidney!
    (Beavo) Sorry, they don’t got that either.
    (HPB) My heart? *whimper*
    (Kiki) *scoff* Bunny? HEART? You’re hilarious.
    (MF) AND THEY ALSO AREN’T MELTING.
    (HPB) Argh? I’m melting? *melts?*
    (Beavo) Okay, we’re not stoopid. You’re not a bunny.
    (Paul Baker) Well, I hoped you would figure it out at one point or another!
    (Beavo) Whoah, where did you come from?
    (Paul) *holds up bunny suit*
    (Kiki) Then you’re–
    (HPB) Robert.
    (HPB) Rebecca.
    (HPB) Rosanne.
    (Beavo) But you’re–
    (GAPAs) *takes off bunny suits*
    (All) GASP! *gasp*
    (Beavo) *turns to bunny behind him* Haha, you can’t fool me. You’re not a bunny. Now who are you?
    (HPB) …
    (Beavo) Yeah right. Lemme see that. *pulls on head*
    (HPB) *head dosn’t come off* Grr.
    (Beavo) Ha, this is really stuck! *yanks*
    (HPB) *head dosn’t come off* GRR.
    (Beavo) Oh snap. *runs away very fast*

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77. GAPAs, that didn’t work to well on the HTML side of things. Can you improvise a smiley for the missed sentances?

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78. 76-
    (IBCF) Grrrr! I KNEW you guys had something to do with this!

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79. 78- (rosanna) it was lady bunnyfuls idea

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80. 79-
    (IBCF) But why? You’ve chased us around in HPB land, Gaea, Nameless, Agrrrfish, and Alice are drooling zombies, and we’ve been rotting in jail for the past few days! Do you like being mean to us?

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81. 80- (robert) yes.

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82. Moi-hahahahah.

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83. what a hilarouse end to a periliouse story!

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84. Well, I think that wraps the first RRS story up. Anyone have another idea?

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85. Wow, that did end better than I expected. That was fun!

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86. I WANT MY DAEMON BACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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87. That was funny. I like it.
    Sorry I couldn’t do more, but you all took it into your own hands very well. Hmm. I guess we’ll think of something to make another smiley story soon. *thinks*

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88. You might not be in the mood for them at this point, but there are new, short bunny stories over on the SSSS thread.

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89. Indeed, aren’t there always? We all seem to delight in adding HPBs to he stories….. They’re fun, and, yes, cute. In an evil way, of course.

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90. Are they RRSs, or regular SSSSs?

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91. My daemon is (obviously) a prairie dog.

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92. (90) Just SSSSs, so far.

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93. Oh, good. We need another RRS, though.

    I dunno what my daemon is. Although I should, by now. I’m old enough, right?

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94. I know! I know! I’ve got a good one!! Pick me!!!

    Forget about picking. I’ll just show you my idea.

    (gb) : Can we go home? This is boooooriiing.
    (beavo) : Yeeeaah, I’m constantly being bitten by mosquitoes.
    (alice) :Quiet, we’re almost there. These malaria- infested mosquitoes are nothing to worry about.
    (gb & beavo) *whimper*
    (pan) :Whose idea was this anyway? *pulls out dangerous- weapon*
    (everyone but pan) : Not mine.

    There. Build on it!

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95. (Kagz) *thrashes through forest and comes upon…..*
    Alice : Hey it’s you! that person from the HPB scare!
    (kagz) : Yup, that’s me!
    (beavo) : hey! at least this is a good thing about this trip to the rainforest!
    (pan) for sure!

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96. (pan) :So what are we looking for, anyway?
    (beavo) : I think its one of wings of ninkwess ledporus?
    (alice) :No you ninny! It’s the-
    (gb) : -ring of pricess Lisseapuss. It makes you forgot your drab, wretched, lives- what the?!?!?
    (primitive native leader) : click-click-cloop-gonap!
    (primitive natives) : *shoots poisen darts*
    (alice,gb, beavo, kagz, & pan) : *collapes in unconscious heap*
    (all primative natives) : MOI-HA-HA-HA!!!!!

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97. (Beavo) Ugh… where are we?
    (Pan) In the mud.
    (Beavo) Ah…?
    (Kagz) So, we were attacked by random primitive natives, and then they just randomly left. This makes no sense.
    (Beavo) You can say that again.
    (Kagz) This makes no-
    (Alice) Shhh! I think I hear something.
    (Forest) *rustle, rustle*
    (Beavo) Whoever you are, show yoursel-
    (Jerry) Yola.
    (Ag) Oh, no, not you again!
    (Jerry) Yup, me. They kicked me out.
    (Beavo) But I thought it was a hoax put on by the GAPAs!
    (Jerry) It was , but then the bunnies got tired of laughing because it hurted their sides and they locked up the GAPAs to be roasted over hot coals.
    (GB) No way!
    (Jerry) Okay, okay, I exagerated a bit on the last part.
    (Pan) Thank-
    (Jerry) They’re gunna roast them over warm coals, not hot. Sorry.
    (Ag) NOOOOOOOO!
    (Jerry) Yup.
    (Kagz) We’ve gotta save them!
    *mission imposible music*

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98. yay! some one used me in a smiley context thingy!!!!!

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99. Doo-dah… I’m bored…

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100. YEAH!!!!!!!!!!! POST 100!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GO ME! GO ME!!!!!!!

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101. Um, please don’t post “I’m Bored”.
     HEY PEOPLES COME HERE THIS THREAD HAS NOT DIED YET! DON’T WALK INTO THE LIGHT!

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102. I’m still here, but I can’t think of a way to myself Incorporate into the story. Could you do it for me?

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103. 102- Gaaah! Another typo!

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104. .
     (GAPA) : I always knew those rabbits were evil.
     (HPB) : We don’t like the word “evil”. We prefer “misunderstood”.
     (GAPA) : Misunderstood!
     (HPB) : *hypnotic powers*
     GAPA becomes
     (HPB) : I guess I won’t have to roast you over warm coals after all. I have a mission for you.
     (GAPA) : Yessss masssster?
     (HPB) : Go capture the MBers.
     (GAPA) : Yessss masssster.

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105. (ag) :We need to talk. How do we know he’s telling the truth? Maybe he’s leading us into a bunny ambush.
     (pan) :You’ve got a point there. But what if he’s telling the truth?
     (beavo) :Guys…
     (gb) : What?…oh god…GUYS…
     (alice) : mmf.
     (pan) :Malaria-infested mosquitoes, Alice?
     (beavo) :No,worse…
     (gb) : …much worse.

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106. smiley gnome! fix the last alice role I did! PLEASE!

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107. hey, beavo? you don’t need to go “copy smilies.” you can pull up another page and go to HG2MB. then you pull up that when you need to. that’s how i do it, anyway.

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108. Could you please refrain from turning me into a mindless zombie slave this time, guys? It’s not much fun.

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109. *
     (IBCF) Great. I’m lost in this forest out in the middle of nowhere. I should’ve stayed in HPB land.
     (primitive native) *suddenly pops out of thicket* Ooga-huga-boog!
     (IBCF) Whoa! Who are you???
     (primitive native leader) Ugga-booga-bug! Mu-lug!
     (IBCF) Um, what did you say?
     (primitive natives) *shoot poison darts*
     (IBCF) Gaaaah! *runs away*
     (primitive natives) *all chase IBCF*

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110. (pan) : WHERE’S ALICE?!?!
     (beavo) :And who are those ugly primitive natives?
     (gb) : *randomly pulls out laptop from backpack* I don’t know where Alice is, but I DO know who the natives are!
     (ag) : *reads from over gb’s shoulder* “the ninkwess ledporus tribe always-”
     (beavo) I was right!
     (ag) : – sacrifices or hypnotises their captives!
     (all) :*gasp*!

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     (ibcf) :HELP! *Dives into gb’s, beavo’s, pan’s, etc.’s tent* SAVE ME FROM THESE WEIRDOES!!!!!!!!!!
     (ag) : *mutter* housten we have a problem… *mutter*
     (pan) : I was hoping to relax but NOOOO…
     (beavo) Are you being chased?
     (icbf) yes.
     (gb) : Crap. Now WE’RE going to be chased too… you seem familiar…
     (kagz) :He/she’s from the HGB scare, remember?
     (gb) Oh yeah… I had a small part in there… VERY small part…

     meanwhile…
     (alice) : let GO you freaks!
     -the natives get to their camp and tie Alice to a wooden stake-
     -alice sprouts pointy teeth and chews her way out-
     -pointy teeth disappear-
     -alice runs away-
     -natives rush out out of homes with spears-
     (all primitive natives) :YAAAARRRGGGG!!!!!!!
     -alice runs faster and jumps into quicksand…
     five feet away from camp-
     (alice) : I hope this saves me…

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112. wheeee 3:00

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113. doo-dah-do-dah…

     -primitive natives attack tent with spears-
     (kagz) : So, even more random natives are attacking our camp. Fantastic.
     (beavo) : They broke the stereo!!!! ATTACK!!!!
     -beavo attacks primitive natives with a fork, kagz attacks with the broken stereo, pan attacks with a machine gun, ag attacks with a sword, ibcf attacks with muffins,and gb attacks with a wand-
     (pan) *to gb* : How did you get a wand?!?!?!
     (gb) : I’m a witch, duh! SECTUMSEPRA!
     (beavo) : I fork eyes out!!!
     (kagz) *to icbf* : And why are you attacking with muffins?!?!
     (ibcf) : This is filed under “Random Craziness”, remember?
     (kagz) : Ah.
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114. I get a wand because
     A: I’m a huge Harry Potter fan.
     B: That is what I want.
     C:This is made up, DUH!

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115. I write so late because its 2 hours earlier in CA.

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116. hello?

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117. 107-You can’t “copy smilys”.

     Whazzup, Go Bananas!!!(etc). Posting about how late it is goes on the RANDOM thread.

     And I use sporks duh. What do you think I am, civilized? *scoff* And I wanted the muffins! *whines* I hope they’re raisin.

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118. Bwehehehe… my fave thread has died…. bwehehehehe….

     

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119. IT’S DIED!!!!!!!!! OH GOD!!!!!!!!!!

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120. 119- I think by the time you had me attack with muffins, a bunch of people were turned off. Generally, people tend to not like things that are overly random.

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121. *looks up from CPR* That appears to be so. *resumes CPR*

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122. WE NEED A NEW THREAD. nao. okthxbai.

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123. Hm. Are you sure the world needs is ready for more RR SSSSs right now?

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124. Not a new one, but this one definatly needs some revival. Although a new thread would be good publicity…

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125. Oh gosh, what will become of us now?
     123~ In case you don’t remember, it was you who pretty much started it….

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126. Hmm… this didn’t really catch on. Oh well! *skips off to other thread*

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127. 118- yes that happened to me too. there are messages of pain on a thread no one visits and yes, thay are all from me. *tear*

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128. This thread was fun. We just need a better, less random plot.

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129. No kidding.

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130. *tries to think of a good plot* *fails* *hopes an ever-merciful GAPA will help us*

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131. Fine! Be that way! Looks like I’ll have to start a RRS by myself…
     (IBCF) *casually walks down street*
     *abruptly pops out of ground* bleeh… I am a zombeeh…
     (IBCF) Wow, a zombie! *cautiously backs away*
     *crawls around* bleeh… brains… *several more ‘s pop out of ground* brains…brains…want brains… *see IBCF* BRAINS! *crawl towards IBCF*
     (IBCF) YIKES! *runs away very fastlike*
     To be Kontinued…

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132. .
     (Alice) What a nice day to be on my way to rehearsal. *sings*
     (IBCF) HELP! HELP!
     (Alice) Whoa, what’s the matter?
     (IBCF) Zombies!
     (Alice) Oh, is that all? Well, we can deal with them.
     x 5 bleeh…more brains…
     (IBCF) You sure?
     (Alice) RUN AWAAAAAAY!!!!

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133. *
     (IBCF and Alice) :shocK: Aaaah! *run*
     (Alice) Quick, let’s hide in here!
     (IBCF) Whew, they lost us. What do you suppose they’ll do now?
     (Alice) How should I know? They’re zombies.
     Meanwhile…
     x 5 bleeh… *go to graveyard* *start tapping on the tombstones* *more zombies come out*
     x 10 bleeh? *realize that they lost their victims* *start slumping around searching for new victims*
     To be Kontinued…

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134. (Beavo) Hey. Look. Trouble.
     (Everyone) AHHH! ZOMBIES! RUN! *stampede*
     (Beavo) Right.
     (Alice) *pant pant* Zombies…lost them…
     (Beavo) You lost your zombies? I can help you with that. Are they the green ones?
     (Alice) Zombies are all green.
     (Beavo) Or pink?
     (IBCF) There’s no such thing as pink zombies? Oh wait….
     (IBCF, Alice and Beavo) HOT PINK BUNNIES!
     (IBCF) Run!
     (Beavo) Duh.

     To be kontinued…

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135. in New Zealand
     (SJS) well this is borraaaaaaaaaaagh *is sucked down magical vortex on way to empty compost*
     (Beavo) ohmigosh not another mad person….what roll are you?
     (SJS) mad foreigner, I expect
     (Beavo) oh I see
     (IBCF) when you two have finished your little chat yo might just want to RUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN!!!!

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136. (Beavo) Yes, running would be good.
     (Jerry) Hey, remember be?
     (Alice) Unfortunately. *runs away*

     THIS THREAD NEEDS CPR. *pump pump breathe, pump pump breathe*

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137. (Midnight Fiddler) “Hi guys, whatcha doing?”
     (everyone else) “RUN!!!!”
     (MF) “Oh, okay, that would be the best plan of action.” *runs*
     ————-
     Sorry guys, that’s all I can think of at the moment.

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138. (Jerry):idea: Hey! You! Catch them! *zaps taxi driver*
     (Bob):shock: Kay.
     (Jerry):idea: GET EM!

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139. *
     (IBCF) Yipe! *runs* *finds rock* *throws rock at taxi window* CRASH!!! *pieces of glass fall*
     (Bob) *is knocked out by rock*
     (Jerry) Fool. *pushes Bob out of the way* *drives taxi*
     (Everyone) *runs*

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140. Wow. It’s me and you, IBCF!

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141. I beleive this thread has died off a great deal. It would be fun to revive, but where is this story going?

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142. 141- Nowhere, really. We’re just trying to keep this thread alive.

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143. This is hilarious!!!!
     I would help, but I’m not too good at making smileys yet…..

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144. (Bana) : Phew. Finally done with his giant book for English.
     *taxi crashes into library*
     (Bana) : Aw darn. *runs from library* *Library explodes*
     (Bana) :Oh darn! People are trampling through the ruins! *weeps* HAS NO ONE ANY RESPECT FOR THE DEAD?!?!
     (IBCF) : Sorry, coming thru, no time to waste!
     (beavo) :MAKE WAY!!!!
     (bana) : *runs to catch up* What the HECK are you running from?!?!
     (MF) : Zombies.
     (bana) :Oh. *runs with them*

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145. Hooray! I’ve incorporated myself into the story!

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146. Yep… this thread is DEAD.

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147. Not yet!

     Halt!
     (MF) Oh no, first the zombies and now an HPB!!
     Yes, our zombies have done their duties, leading you to us. Now, come with me.
     (beavo) Where are you taking us?

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148. Okay, here goes…

     (MF) “Not again, we’ve already been to your kingdom or whatever you call it.”
     “Human, we trusted you to understand us and write for us and you escaped with your little friends. You will pay dearly for your breaking of our trust.”
     (MF) “Trust?! You locked me in a tiny cell and then locked up my friends, what else could I have done?”
     (Beavo) “She’s got a point, you know.”
     “Oh hush, will you?”

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149. (boss) :Have you got them, Pelkoski?
     (pelkoski) :yessir.
     (boss) :Have you got the foolproof cages ready?
     (pelkoski) yessir.
     (boss) : Have you got the pie guns ready?
     (pelkoski) : yessir.
     (boss) :Good. Now, out of my sight. And stop saying “yessir.”
     (pelkoski) : yessi- of course, sir.

     meanwhile…

     (MF) Where are they taking us?
     (Bana) : No idea.
     (IBCF) :Oh no! More HPBs!!
     (Beavo) : The light is blinding! What’s it for?!
     It hurts!
     (MF) :I think they’re taking to-to-
     (Bana) -THE BUNNY STATION!!!!
     (Beavo) Hahahaha!!!
     *everyone stares at Beavo*
     (Beavo) :Well, it sounds funny.

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150. Sorry guys, but this is getting too random for me to follow. And it’s hard to come up with good ideas. I might help out later when I have more time to think, but for now, I’m out. Sorry. *leaves*

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151. Oh darn it.

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152. (Beavo) Okay, can everyone stop staring at me? We should start staring at our prison, finding escape strategies.
     (Kiki) You sound like Maximum Ride.
     (Beavo) Where’d you come from?
     (Kiki) I dunno. But I can’t get back. Darn it! Now I guess I’ll have to stay with you.
     (IBCF) *poof*
     (Bananas) Where’d IBCF go?
     (Beavo) I ate him.

     DUN DUN DUN

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153. OH, I guess I can stay for a while longer. But please, try to make it a little less random.

     (IBCF) *poofs back* Hey, I thought that Beavo could escape anything. This prison should be nothing for him.

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154. (Beavo):grin: *ruffles IBCFs hair* “That was only on the Bunny Melee thread, my acronymed friend.”

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155. (IBCF) Grr. Please refrain from doing that. *shakes head* *hair goes back to normal*

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156. When I made the foolproof cages up, this is what I had in mind. A bench, a bed, a sink, an air condioner, and a spy camera surronded by laser beams, and a giant wall surronding that. But now I’ve changed my mind and there’s only going to be one cage.

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157. yup this thread is dead

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158. Sorry I was away. Boo-hoo, the thread is dead!

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159. (Beavo) Ahh! An old lady!

     *prompt*

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160. em, ok then
     i don’t think the prompt worked…

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161. (Bana) : Ahhh! An army of old ladies! With machine guns! AAAHHH!!!
     Ah, yes, good disguises, no?
     (Beavo) : W-w-whaddaya m-m-mean?!
     : FOR OUR MILITARY ARMY, IBECILES!!!!
     (Bana) : M-m-m-military a-a-a-army?!
     :TO BOMB THE EARTH, IDIOTS!!!!
     (Beavo) :B-b-b-bomb t-t-t-the E-e-e-earth?!
     : Oh, I should’nt have mentioned that. CARRY ON!!!!

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162. *
     But why would you want to bomb the earth when you can rule it?
     You’ve got a point, but this way we will rule it while you beg us not to destroy the earth!
     Now shuddup!

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163. I’m still not convinced.
     You will be! *eats whole*

     PROMPT:
     A fight to the death between HPBs.

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164. Sorry I’ve been away. All right, Daisy, Koko, you are people now. Thanks for keeping the thread alive!

     (koko) : Ugh. I should’ve never made the miliatary bunny mad. Hey, what’s this? ~pulls strange thing out of pocket~ Oh, I forgot I had this. Ah, yes, my C3 Shrinker. ~shrinks to size of three cells and creeps up to brain~ Well, I wasn’t expecting a brain. Eh? What’s this in my pocket? ~ pulls out yet another strange thing~ Why are my pockets so big? Oh goody, my brain controller. Lessee, attach this, flip this switch, press this button, hey look my shoe! There, brain controlled!!!!

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165. Wow. I am very random. Am I losing my memory?

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166. ŹVЖ and anyone else who’s interested: Info about how to make smileys is on the HG2MB.
     Scroll down to item #5 and you’ll see it.

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167. Wheeee…I changed my name. I used to be Banana.

     Oh crap…brain fart.

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168. Listen, we need a new thread. If anyone actually comes here anymore. I’m sick of being disappointed when I come on to MB to see that no one has posted on my favorite thread. Either that or publicize more.

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169. Well, that’s probaly it. I think this thread IS dead. GAPAs, please close it down. I don’t think anyone visits this thread but me, myself, and I. It has been more than a month since someone posted. And that person was me.

     Adios, my thread,

     Zinc

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170. Why should we close it? It’s not hurting anybody.

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171. 57-On the site, my daemon’s a lion named Erasmus.
     But if I ask people what animal I would be, it’s a cat.

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172. 170- Well, barely anyone’s posting. But can we start a new one? PLEEAAASE????

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173. (172) I’ll put it on Don’t Forget These Threads.

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174. 57-I retook it, and when I checked if it was correct-it was a lion at first, then a tiger!!!!!!!!!!!!

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175. ~SSRRSS*~

     *Stupid Senseless Round Robin Smiley Story

     THE ADVENTURES OF BOB THE SMILEY

     Hello. I am Bob the smiley. I am going to go on an adventure. *goes* *walks into dark forest*
     Uh, oh. I have lost my way in this tangled, dark, forest. I will now give up hope and panic. *panics*
     ☺ Do not panic! I will show you the way!
     Joyness! I am saved! Which way must I go?
     ☺ Follow the arrow that points the way. Then you will reach your destination.
     
     Okay. I will follow the arrow that points the way. *follows* *runs into tree*
     The pain! I have run into the tree! Was it not meant for me to go this way?
     ☺ Aw, @#$%! Someone moved the arrow!
     DUM DUM DUUUUM!!!!
     Oh, no. I will now give up hope and panic. *panics*

     To be kontinued…

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176. Continuing…
     Oh, no. I will now give up hope and panic. *panics*
     Don’t panic! I’m here!

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177. *thought*
     Bob isn’t very smart, is he?

     *while Bob is panicing*
     *steps out from behind tree* Well, hello there. Feeling bumped?
     Just a little.
     Now, now, we can fix that, can we not? Just hold still… *zap*
     Ooh. I feel a lot better now. Thanks.
     Any time. *hops away*

     To Be kontinued…

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178. THE ADVENTURES OF BOB THE SMILEY

     Wait–I still do not know the way! What am I to do? *panics again*
     ☺ Dude dude dude…You don’t have to panic yet…just walk in one direction, and you’ll eventually get out of this forest.
     I thank you! Will you come with me on my adventure?
     ☺ Not really…I’ve got better things to do…
     Okay, then. I will continue my adventure by myself. *walks* *runs into tree* The pain!
     ☺ It might help if you walk around the trees.
     I see the sense in that. I thank you again. *walks into forest* *trips on root and falls into ditch*
     ☺ *shakes head* He’s hopeless.

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179. *looks up in ditch and sees *
     Hello there sir!
     Who — who are you?
     *mind control* Your best friend!
     My… best… friend…

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180. THE ADVENTURES OF BOB THE SMILEY

     Okay, my best friend! Will you come with me and aid me on my adventure?
     No, but I’ll stalk you and help you in times of dire need for no apparent reason.
     *thinks nothing of it* Okay!
     *leaves*
     *walks in dark forest* *comes to river*
     Oh, no. The river is too deep, fast, wide, and cold to swim across. I will have to find a bridge. *walks down bank*
     Oh, no. I cannot find a bridge. I will now give up hope and panic. *panics*
     *emerges from forest* What is troubling you, stranger?
     My name is Bob, and I am going on an adventure. I have gotten lost in this forest and am trying to find my way out. But this deep, fast, wide, and cold river is blocking my path. Can you help me find a way across it?
     I have a canoe in the woods…I can ferry you across…
     Joyness!
     Okay…Let me get the–aw, nuts, where is it? Somebody stole it!
     Oh, no. I will now give up hope and panic. *panics*

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181. 8) *shakes * Are you crazy? STOP PANICKING! *panics*
     Wait, my best friend can help us!
     Okay. *pushes into river* Swim!

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182. THE ADVENTURES OF BOB THE SMILEY

     Your friend is an HPB??? Bob, HPBs are–*is muffled by pink furry paw*
     Oh, no. The coldness of this deep, fast, wide, and cold river has put me into shock. I am drowning. Glug.
     Don’t worry, best friend! I will save you! *runs* *gets canoe* *paddles in front of Bob*
     *mouth has been duct-taped* Mmff! Gmbckmcnff!
     Sorry, I am currently using it to save my dear friend Bob.
     Glug glug. I need help. I say, I need help. Glug.
     Grab my hand, Bob! *reaches out*

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183. THE ADVENTURES OF BOB THE STUPID SMILEY

     *reaches out* Why is your hand all furry?
     *mind control* It’s… not…
     It’s… not…
     You weak-minded fool! *pause* Wait… I watch too much Star Wars.
     *to * Pay… no… mind… to… him… *to * I’ll deal with YOU later.

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184. Uh… *runs away*

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185. THE ADVENTURES OF BOB THE SMILEY

     * and reach the opposite shore*
     *canoe floats away*
     8) Mgg cmmooo!
     Thanks for saving me!
     You’re welcome. Whenever you’ll need me, I’ll be right behind you… *disappears*
     *has no idea how creepy that sounds* YAY!
     *time passes…*
     Wow, I’m getting very hungry. Hey, look over there!
     *spies faintly glowing blue mushrooms*
     Food!
     ☺ *appears* Don’t eat the mushrooms!
     Why not? They look delicious! *Eats mushrooms*
     ☺ Your loss. *disappears*
     Uggggg… I don’t feel so good…

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186. THE ADVENTURES OF BOB THE SMILEY

     I think I have eaten poisonous mushrooms and now I shall die. My best friend will help me! *waits for *
     My best friend isn’t coming! Oh, no. Now I shall give up hope and panic. *panics*

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187. THE ADVENTURES OF BOB THE SMILEY

     I now feel sick. It must have been something I ate.
     ☻ Dude…you just ate a poisonous mushroom.
     I did? Oh, no. I will now give up hope and panic. *panics*
     ☻ Don’t worry, though, I know some herbs that will stop the poison.
     Yayness! Where are these herbs located?
     ☻ Right there–wait, where are they? Someone took them all!
     *munches on herbs* Mmm. These are delicious.
     Oh, no. I will now give up hope and panic. *panics*
     ☻ Dude! You ate all my herbs!
     Oh, don’t worry, I saved some for my dear friend Bob.
     Yayness!
     ☻ They’re still my herbs, dude.
     Well, that’s just too bad. Here, Bob, eat these.
     *eats* I thank you, best friend.
     You’re very welcome, Bob. *vanishes into forest*
     Isn’t he nice?
     ☻ He stole my herbs!
     *continues adventure*

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188. THE ADVENTURES OF BOB THE SMILEY

     * appears*
     My best friend is here! But I think I’m going to… *throws up*
     Ick. Take this medicine so you don’t die.
     * Gulps down medicine*
     Yay! I feel so much better now! *looks at * *realization dawns* You’ve saved my life! Again! How can I thank you???
     I need no thanks. Just know that I am always watching you…
     I’ll go on my way now. I know I’ll be safe because you’re here! *skips away*
     Hehehehe.

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189. Oops… hehe. Keep IBCF’s, his is better.

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190. * walks along*
     Gee, it’s awfully convinient that my best friend keeps showing up whenever I need him! If it wasn’t for him, I might actually have a clue where I’m going.
     *from up in a tree* Liar.
     Oh no! A voice in the tree! Are you going to eat me, voice in the tree?
     Um, no. What do you think I am? A hot pink bun-*voice gets muffled*
     Oh no! The voice in the tree just got attacked by…well, by something. I’m not exactly sure what. *pauses* I know! It must have been a hot pink bun! Gee, I wonder what a hot pink bun tastes like. Regular buns are yummy, but the hot pink coloration might subtley affect the flavor.
     * and fall out of the tree*
     Yay! It’s my best friend!

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191. I can’t spell. At all.

     *subtly

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192. THE ADVENTURES OF BOB THE SMILEY

     *is unconscious*
     Hello, best friend! What were you doing up in that tree?
     Um… I was saving this poor smiley from a hot pink bun. Unfortunately, the bun managed to knock him out before I could rescue him. Woe is he.
     That is bad. Whatever happened to the bun?
     I ate it. *smacks lips* Well, you’d best be going on your adventure now, best friend.
     Okay! What shall I do with the poor smiley?
     Oh, I’ll take care of him. Goodbye, friend!
     Goodbye! *continues on adventure* *emerges from forest* *comes to large mountain range*
     I will have to go across this mountain range. *starts climbing up hill*

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193. Does anyone else sense parallels beteen and the gentleman with the thistledown hair? Except that TGWTTH had nothing but good intentions for Stephen and probably wishes Bob some kind of harm.

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194. This mountain is awfully cold. I think I shall get my coat.
     Which is at home.
     Darn. *snaps fingers*
     *appeares*
     Could you p-p-possibly get my c-c-coat?
     No.
     But I thought you were my friend!
     You thought wrong. *stabs*
     I like it when the red water flows.
     :saladfingers: My line. *eats head*

     *mayhem*

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195. 194- Sad! I was starting to like Bob.

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196. 194- HEY!!! No killing Bob! Not yet, at least! I refuse to continue the story if you kill him!

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197. Thus ended the short but fun adventures of Bob the Smiley. The end. *leaves thread forever*

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198. 194 – You KILLED him??? How could you???

     *revives*

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199. Oh, he’s back to life? *doesn’t leave thread forever*

     THE ADVENTURES OF BOB THE SMILEY

     This mountain is awfully cold. I think I shall get my coat.
     Which is at home.
     Darn. *snaps fingers*
     *appears*
     Could you p-p-possibly get my c-c-coat?
     No.
     But I thought you were my friend!
     I am your friend.
     Then can you get my coat?
     No.
     But I thought you were my friend!
     I am sorry, best friend, but it is quite hard for me to get your coat at the moment. That’s a lot of work, and I don’t feel like it. You can, however, find a magical genie who lives at the top of this mountain. He will make a magic coat for you.
     Yay! *climbs mountain*
     *vanishes*

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200. La di da di da! *climbs mountain*
     Hi, stranger!
     G-g-go aw-w-way!
     You mean it?
     …no.

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201. I didn’t kill Bob. Salad Fingers ate his own head. Duh.

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202. Cheer up, ol’ pal! I am just having a pinch o’ fun.
     So…so, you don’t really despise me?
     You over-sensitive Mister, of course not! Tell you what, I’ll make up the hurt-feelings to you by telling you a big secret.
     Really? No one’s ever told me anything save, “You’re ugly?”
     Not even, “you’re stupid”?
     Yes, they have! Okay? Happy now? And if you want to hear all the other despicable heartless things they’ve told me, just go to the dissing Mr. Joe thread!
     *short detour to visit Mr. Joe thread* Pshaw! You are over-reacting, they’re mostly harmless jests!
     Easy for you to say!
     Chill, boy. Remember, I am gonna tell you a secret.
     Oh right! My very first…
     So, here goes! I know of a genie who grants wishes, and I am on the brink of finding him. If you join my expedition, maybe you can profit from his magical powers too!
     Pwnsome! I’m coming.
     Terrific- (aside) Mwahaha! Now I have a servant at my disposal.
     *disappears momentarily* *reappears carrying valise* Okay, I am ready to rumble!
     Let’s get going then!
     and traipse through the mountains.

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203. 202-I’m not sure if Bob has the capacity to make evil plans… Oh well.

     * and climb mountain. Hooray.*
     Huzzah! We’re at the top! But, I’m still cold. What do I do now, best friend?
     * appears*
     AAAAH! What’s that???
     That’s my best friend!
     Say, he looks awfully like–
     * gives dirty look*
     A very nice friend! He he.

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204. 203-Woops. I plead guilty of not being overly well accquainted with Bob’s character, having only read 6 or so posts back.

     Hello, best friend. This is my newfound traveling companion.
     Delighted to make your accquaintance.
     *disreetly bares teeth*
     Oh great lapin of the luxurious fuschia hide!
     (knaively) Glad you guys get along so well already!

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205. Yay!

     I know someone who can help you with your coldness.
     YAY! Who?
     My friend S here. C’mere, S!
     *giant spider comes crashing the woods*
     B-b-but isn’t that a giant spider?!
     No, no, silly. He’s, er, a… a pony in a spider costume!
     Oh. But how is he going to help get warm?
     With his spin-on sweater! Right, S? *shows S can of bug spray* *S nods*
     Go on then, S, spin our friend a sweater.
     *S wraps Bob in silk and carries to web*
     Isn’t S nice? He’s even giving you a place to sleep so you’re ready for your big adventure!
     He sure is!

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206. Aagh! No, How is he going to help me get warm!!! And so, kiddies, you have the problem with being a perfectionist.

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207. Wait, how about me? Don’t leave me, Bob, alone and friendless with this…
     *glares menacingly*
     great lapin of the luxurious fuschia hide!
     You’ll be fine! *is carried a little way off*
     (softly) You’re my business. This is strictly personal!
     I knew you were actually an hpb!
     You are powerless to resist bunnification!
     Wrong! I am actually an MBer in disguise. Viens voir!
     What?
     *yanks off elaborate costume* And I am equipped with all the innovative bunny technologies developed in the lab.
     Oh dear….Spida, spida, come back! (shouting)
     (spider) Naw, me eat fresh prey first…(hissing)

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208. *abominable snowman from bugs bunny cartoons suddenly materializes from the snow*
     AAAAAAH! *runs*
     Abominable Snowman: What a cute little pink bunny rabbit! I will adopt him as my pet, and I will name him George, and I will hug him and pet him and squeeze him. *pick up * *squeezes breath out*
     Meanwhile:
     Spider: *chuckles* *drools* *bares fangs that drip poison*
     I am starting to get the feeling that this pony wants to eat me. I will now give up hope and panic. *panics*
     Spider: Woah, me no realize how cold it is up here. B-b-b-b-burrr. *freezes*
     Yayness! The evil pony has frozen!
     *hypnotizes abominable snowman into letting him go*
     Abominable Snowman: I do not want that George. Me go find new George bunny rabbit to hug and squeeze and pet. *roams off*
     Huh, good riddance. Oh, hi, Bob! Have you met the spider–er, pony, yet?
     Yes! However, I think the pony wanted to eat me. Fortunately, it froze. And now I am stuck in this coat. It is sticky. Can you help me out?
     Sorry, best friend, but I have to go for a second. Something important just came up. I hope you understand.
     Okay. I hope to see you soon, best friend.
     *leaves*

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209. This coat is abdominably sticky!
     spider: I try to stay away from polyester. That might account for it…
     You’re SUPPOUSED to be frozen. Way to mess up the storyline…
     spider: Naw, you have it all wrong. The people writing this account just told you that so that you’d participate. You really are going to die.
     Oh…Trickery, fraud, and deceit inhabit every corner of the land of interwebz.
     Mbers: Oh, say! Maybe we can introduce a valiant hero to cleanse the land of interwebz and liven up this story.
     spider: Can we just finish this scene up first? I don’t like the spotlight trained from me in that abdominable fashion.
     Mbers Oh right, yes…
     spider: *lunges at Bob*
     (who may or may not be mber in disguise) *rescues the unfortunate *

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210. *then proceeds to slaughter the pony spider in an entirely nonviolent fashion*
     Bye bye pony.

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211. THE ADVENTURES OF BOB THE SMILEY
     Hey, look at this book on the ground!
     The..Adventures…of Bob…the smiley. That rings a bell. *sits on rock to ponder this*
     I’ll read it aloud. A-hem-

     THE ADVENTURES OF BOB THE SMILEY

     Hello. I am Bob the smiley. I am going to go on an adventure…
     Bob reads the book and eventually gets to
     Hey, look at this book on the ground!

     *Bob stops reading*
     Wait, I just said that!
     Thats CREEPY.
     *Bob starts reading again*
     The..Adventures…of Bob…the smiley. That rings a bell. *sits on rock to ponder this*
     I’ll read it aloud. A-hem-

     THE ADVENTURES OF BOB THE SMILEY
     Hello. I am Bob the smiley. I-
     *Bob stops reading*
     Gah! This book creeps me out. Well, Ill take it on my adventure.
     Maybe it was MEANT for you.
     What are you blathering about man?!
     Just saying

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212. 211 – That was weird.

     Can Bob read?

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213. I shouldn’t have put the “THE ADVENTURES OF BOB THE SMILEY” at the top, that makes it more confusing, right?

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214. I don’t mean to double post but can you get rid of it? (see last post)

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215. THE ADVENTURES OF BOB THE SMILEY (not the book)
     I still need a coat! I am so very cold.
     Your friend said there was a genie up here. Maybe-
     Buhahaha!
     and AAAAAHHH!
     Wait, let me start over.
     Sure.
     Hi! I’m the not evil genie of the big mountain in the middle of the forest!
     YAY!
     Wait, maybe we should think this over.
     *Ignores * Can you somehow get me a coat?
     Yes.
     Well, then, do it!
     I require… a price.

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216. What kind of price?
     Give me your soul.
     Okay. *removes sole of shoe*

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217. THE ADVENTURES OF BOB THE SMILEY
     Not that kind of sole, you dummy.
     You said sole and that’s what you meant. Take it or leave it.
     You’re the one who wants the coat. I can just leave. Right now.
     I’ll give you both my soles, all right? *shoves both soles in genie’s face*
     OK, OK, take your stinking coat! *Gives a magical evil coat*
     Yay! Nothing can go wrong now!

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218. Heh, heh.

     *Hides in corner because of boldness*

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219. THE ADVENTURES OF BOB THE SMILEY

     Yayness! I am warm now!
     *appears* Glad to hear it.
     Get out of here, you HPB!
     What does that stand for?
     Hot pink–mfff. *muffled*
     Now, who would you listen to? Your best friend, or this guy?
     Uum… Well, he saved me from that horrible pony.
     Yes, but remember how many times I saved you?
     Yeah, I guess so…

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     Anyway:

     THE ADVENTURES OF BOB THE SMILEY
     Does HPB stand for hot pink bun?
     Um… sure!
     Okay, good. Because someone said they’re evil.
     *suddenly flaring up in anger* WHO TOLD YOU THAT???

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222. Umm…this really nice person. I forget en’s name, but en said en was a “Museblogger”, whatever that means…I’m not sure just how sane en was…

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223. *hypnotizes Bob* Can you tell me the Museblogger’s name?
     *slowly backs away while is distracted*

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     Uh, well, they never told me their name.
     I must look into your mind now, Bob. Will you let me?
     * finds magical evil coat that was discarded on a rock, forgotten in Bob’s interrigagion*
     Anything for you, best friend! You’ve saved my life many times!
     *looks into ‘s eyes, sags to ground*
     Yes, yes, the MBer is coming into focus now…
     * picks up magical evil coat, runs over to HPB and throws it over it*
     *appears* MUHAHAHAHA! You have put on my magical evil coat of DOOM!!!
     *is snapped out of concentration, failing to get a good look at MBer*
     *faints*
     Now, I have permission to DESTROY YOU!!!
     Wait, I’m the one who told you to give out the coat!
     So, that doesn’t matter. DESTROY!!!
     *panics, forgets about mind control*
     *thinks* Interesting, a HPB being oppressed, for once.
     *Shoots lasar beams out of eyes and horns, they drill into HPB*
     *SCENE OF INCREDIBLE CARNAGE!
     *disappears*
     *waking up* Say, what’s that pink spot on the mountain? Best friend, what is that pink spot?
     *Different appears*
     That is the remains of a hot pink bun. Someone must have stepped on it.
     Say, aren’t you a different best friend?
     *Mind control* No. I am the same best friend.
     Best… Friend…
     Yeah, of course you’re the same. Nothing’s changed a bit! (Sarcastic, not mind control)
     *to * Be grateful we are keeping you around.
     Of course, your pinkness!
     *disappears*

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     Hey, where’s my coat???
     It must have fallen off the mountain.
     But I am oh so cold. *shivers*
     If you move, you get warm! So climb down the mountain with me!
     Ok…
     *later*
     and are halfway down the mountain*
     You were right! I am warm now! Thanks much!

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226. Well, let’s go home.
     But wait! Weren’t we going to the genie?
     But you’re warm now.
     But…
     You’re WARM now.
     *hours later*
     *impatiently* So NOW do you understand WHY we aren’t going to the genie?

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227. But I must finish my adventure! I cannot go home!
     Where are you going, anyway?
     I do not know.
     …

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228. ((they already went to the genie…))

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229. ((I know. Bob’s just stupid.))

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230. *time passes*
     Look, the river!
     Yes, the same one where you almost drowned.
     Wait, were you even there?
     Look in that creepy book.
     Okay!
     *Bob flips through the pages, and…*
     No, you were not there! How do you know this? Did you spy on me?!
     Yes, he was.
     I did not!
     Did too!
     Did not!
     Did too!
     *this continues*
     * walks in*
     Hey, ! S’up!
     Did- Oh, hi!-not!
     Who are you?
     Delighted to meet your acquaintance, my dear fellow. I am Mister Von Roll Smiley.
     D-uh… whut?
     Just call me Roll. Now, what seems to be the prob- oh. Troubles with an HPB, huh?
     What? Are you talking about my best friend?
     Best friend? Ha! Worst enemy, more likely. Bob, I need to-
     *has kidnapped during conversation* -need to get across the river? Why, I can help you.
     No! I don’t need to, and I don’t want from a-
     No! Don’t-
     HOT PINK BUNNY!
     DUM DUM DUUMM

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231. ((Can you fix the smiley on line fifteen? Thanks.))

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232. ((228, 229- He never originally planned to find the genie on his adventure.))

     ((230- Noooooo! Bob’s not supposed to find out yet? Well, fine. I can work it out…))

     A HOT PINK BUNNY???
     A HOT PINK BUNNY!!!
     Oh, okay, then.
     YOU DON’T KNOW?
     Know what?
     HE’S EVIL!
     He is?
     YES!
     Okay.
     *slaps forehead*
     Yes, I’m a hot pink bunny. So can we still be best friends?
     Yes!

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234. No! Don’t be best friends with him!
     *coldly* Well you need to get across the river? Let me HELP you!
     GAH! *is pushed into river by *
     Oh well. What a mistake. I have pushed him into the river. How sad.
     Yes, how sad.
     Bweh-heh-heh.

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235. Oh please. Not another dead period! The last one was dreadfully BORING.

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236. Well, I guess it’s just you and me, best friend!
     Yep, looks like it is. Say, do you want to come to my house?
     That sounds like fun!
     Yes, it will be fun **coughNOTcough**
     What did you say?
     Er, nothing.

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237. THE ADVENTURES OF BOB THE SMILEY
     *after hours of uneventful walking, with many complaints of thirst from and many more mind control sessions from *
     That is my house.
     That one over there that is surrounded by trees???
     Yes.
     How quaint! I would love to live there!
     Yes…
     Let’s go in!
     Wait, wait, I have to go to the bathroom!
     Don’t you have one inside your house?
     No, I must go behind a tree.
     Well that stinks.
     Get used to it. *hops behind tree* *radios other HPBs to tell them to get out of house* *Many pink forms silently slink away through trees, unseen by *
     *emerges from behind tree*
     That didn’t take you long!
     Yes. Let’s go inside.
     OK!

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238. What a nice house!
     Mm-hmm. Would you like to stay for dinner?
     I certainly would!
     Well, I have customs. First, the guest has to be sprinkled with salt and pepper.
     *cough* Okay!
     Then, the guest has to be lathered in butter.
     Okay!
     Next, he has to take a bath in hot water with… er… bath salts!
     Er, those look like spices and vegetables. But okay!
     And next, he has to have an apple in his mouth.
     Mm-may!
     Finally, he has to lie down on the table on this dish…
     Mm-may!
     Don’t interrupt. …and get tied to it!
     Mm-may, now wut?
     *prompt*

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239. Meanwhile…
     *is struggling against many s*
     *thinks* Bob’s going to get into big trouble if he’s alone with that HPB! But how do I save him?

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240. *thinks some more* I wish I had some weird freaky gadget that could overwhelm all these HPBs… Or perhaps a distraction. That’s it. I wish I had a distraction.
     *Appears* MUHAHAHA!!! I am the evil genie of the mountain!!!
     Random Then what are you doing down here?
     Ummmm, I love to eat HPBs for breakfast!
     All s AHHHHH! *Run away*
     This wasn’t what I was hoping for, but it did the trick. Thanks, genie!
     You are in my debt. Remember that. MUHAHAHAHA!!! *disappears*
     Dang. I’ll probably have to sacrifice Bob to him later. Oh, well. At least I am free. *goes to find Bob*

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241. ((Cake. I can’t think of anything right now.))

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242. ((Not now, either. Geez, this thread has come to a standstill!))

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243. ((how do you make all these smileys?))

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244. ((243 – Look at HG2MB.))

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245. ((Now what?))

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246. HEY PEOPLES! THIS THREAD IS NOT DEAD YET!!!!

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247. ((DON’T GO INTO THE LIGHT!))
     What are we having to eat?
     You’re not eating. We are.
     Whaddaya mean? Who is “we?”
     My friends. We are eating YOU! BWAHAHAHA!!!!!!!
     Oh no. Now I shall give up hope and panic.*panics*
     ☺ Not so fast, you lagamorgh of unnatural hue.

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248. ((The thread is dead. Again. Darn.))

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249. ☺ I can stop you because I’m so CUTE and little, and can sneak up behind you!
     .
     I can stop you because I can hypnotize you by rolling my eyes half out of my head!

     I can stop you because I am the BIG SCARY DENTIST with unnaturally white teeth and unnaturally minty green skin! Oh boy!

     8) I can stop you because hey, I’m so cool, everybody wants to do what I want!

     ☺ *sneaks up and pies s from behind*

     *Rolls eyes REALLY far out of head*

     *Plops hypnotized and pied s into examination chairs* *gets out all of the BIG SCARY dental equipment*

     8) Don’t worry, little s! It’ll all be just fine. I’m sure you’ll love the nice new smile you’ll have that will prevent you from scaring people silly

     * turns to *

     And everyone lived happily ever after!

     Hey, you can’t complain. At least it’s something.

     Red-tailed HAWK

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250. Oops, sorry. I didn’t use a period until the end. I was so excited about the story I used exclamation points most of the way!

     Red-tailed HAWK

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251. Well. That was intresting. *blinks*

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252. Shall we go back to the system of Musers getting abducted by HPBs, or keep on doing Bob format? Anyone?

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253. Uhh…
     How about we combine the two?
     Bob goes on an adventure with some MBs.

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254. Hey Daisy*chain! Long time no read! *pies with welcome back pies*

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255. Ummmm, wow. That was an interesting end.

     I think we should have Bob living the quiet life, working in an office, when all of a sudden… *anything traumatic happens*

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256. Traumatic, you say? I can help with that…

     THE ADVENTURES OF BOB THE SMILEY 2

     I’m living a quiet life, working in an office, and coming home to an empty little house, but at least mobs of HPB’s aren’t coming back to try and brutally kill me!
     Yeah! And you still got me, your best friend in the whole world! Hey, what’s that strange noise coming from outside? It sounds like a couple of steam engines barreling our way!
     *A large, inconvenient tornado whips the house out of the ground and swirls it to perch precariously on yet another inconveniently placed cliff*
     and AAAAAAAH!!!
     *The door of the near-destroyed house opens, throwing hurtling out the door and nearly sends him into the ravine below, clinging to the door stoop by only one hand*
     On second thought, I’d take bunnies to this any day. Oh wait, where was I…BOB! HELP MEEEE!
     *reaches for him but is too late! The overhanging smiley’s last fingers slip and send him flying down into a black pit of doom.*
     *is almost too distracted by grief to notice that the entire house is about to fall into the ravine too* Oh no! I’ve got to get out of here! But how? *sees the window in the back of the house and scampers over to it as a refrigerator and various Mariah Carey cd’s fly past his head* I will live! I will…LIIIIVE!*makes a heroic leap out of the window just as his house falls dramatically into the pit after his friend*
     How will I ever survive? I’ve lost my home and my best friend in a matter of minutes, and I have no idea where I am! *looks around* Hmm… I seem to be in some sort of a cavernous mountain range below sea level… There are spiky rocks and scattered caves everywhere, like an underground hideout or something! But what do I care? I just want to go home! *sobs like a baby*
     *Suddenly, out of a shadowy cave behind come three figures, dressed in tattered clothes and all wearing a similar emblem bearing the words ‘Pwt Pwns’ in fading letters*
     *turns around with a jolt of surprise* Who…are you?

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257. Continuing…

     We are the MuseBloggers.
     The what?
     The MuseBloggers. We like Muse.

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258. Well, yes, that does make a certain amount of sense…
     YAY! SENSE!
     Oook then. So what are you doing in such a deserted wasteland like this, anyways?
     We have a colony deep under these hills. I’m Agrrrfishi, one of the blogger colonists. This is Kokonilly,Kyra,Daisy*Chain and Red-tailed HAWK.
     Why on earth would you want to live here?
     :D(Kokonilly) It’s the only good place to take cover from the Mega-Bunnies.
     The what?
     :D(Kyra

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259. Sorries! Accidentally posted.

     (Kokonilly) It’s the only good place to take cover from the Mega-Bunnies.
     The what?
     (Kyra) The giant HPB’s that roam the hills in search of bloggers to dispose of. They don’t like us at all.
     (Agrrrfishi) They want to destroy us for good.
     (Kyra) Oh, yeah. That too.
     Are there more of you?
     (Red-Tailed HAWK) Yes, actually. Come with us and we’ll shoiw you. *takes Bob’s hand and pulls him up*
     All five walk into a cave behind Bob and into a dark cavern*

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260. ((Yay, I is in the story. I cannot think now because it is 1:30am hooray…))

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261. Why are we going down this darkj tunnel without a flashlight?
     (Agrrrfishi) What’s a flashlight?
     Urmm, never mind.
     (kyra)*pushes through a large cobweb that some obscenely large arachnid has spun* We’d better be careful. You never know what you’re going to find down here.

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262. (Kokonilly) Yeah, it’s almost like the basement of Muse Academy… *shudders*
     (Agrrrfishi) *shudders*
     (Kyra) *shudders*
     (HAWK) *shudders*
     (Daisy*chain) *shudders*
     Why are you all shuddering? *is spooked*

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263. (Alice) Because Muse Academy was taken over my Mega-HPBs!
     AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! A GHOST!!!!
     (Agrrrfishi) Calm down. That’s just Alice.
     Oh, OK.
     (Alice) Hi, I’m Alice.
     I’m Bob.

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264. (Kokonilly) Did you have to remind me? I was just shuddering because of the creepy basement. *turns to * But… but… MA WAS TAKEN OVER BY MEGA-HPBS!!!!
     (Alice) Oh, sorry, didn’t mean to remind you.
     What’s with Kokonilly?
     (HAWK) She remembers the “good old days” all too clearly.
     Ah.

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265. (Kokonilly) I do miss the Academy, but I guess there’s more important things to remember right now…*sniffwle*
     :D(Agrrrfishi) Look! We are approching the main chamber.
     *all walk slowly through a mysterious field of blue light which proudly pronounces them members of the resistance force*
     Woooooow. *An enormous cavern appears from thin air, equipped with awall of weaponry, shelves of books, a few lounge chairs, a large safe labeled ‘FoodStuffs’, and rows beyond rows of pies as far as the eye can see*
     :D(Alice) Welcome to the main chamber of the Blogger’s Resistance Headquarters.

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266. ((w00t! the thread survived. We shall now enter the storyline.))
     (Zinc) *sitting on lounge chair reading* Hello, everyone. Where were you?
     (Leafy) *runs in* *pant* …lab… *pant* …quick… *pant*
     (Koko) Just spit it out, Leafygreen. What about the lab?
     (Leafy) *pant* …footprint…. *pant*

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267. (Kokonilly) What about the lab?
     (Leafygreen) Bunnies… bunnies…
     (Kokonilly) OH NO!!!! MY RESEARCH!!! *runs off*

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268. What’s going-
     (Agrrrfishi) Get down, everybody! Quick! *grabs Bob and drags him behind a shelf of books* *others do the same*
     (Alice) Kokonilly! DON’T!
     *faint scampering noises come from inside the door to the lab*
     (Koknilly) But…but…my research!
     (Agrrrfishi) Leave it, Koko, we’ve got to hide!
     (Zinc) Quick! Grab a weapon! Some thing! ANYthing!
     * all grab a few pies and hide behind the metal bookshelf*
     (Leafy) But…what about everyone else? The other bloggers?
     (Agrrrfishi) They’ll be fine. I’ll alert them, but we’ve got to be QUIET!

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269. (MBers) *shuts up*
     Spread out. Search for them.

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270. ((Ya know what I just noticed? I’m always the last person left when this thread dies, and when I leave and come back, it’s juiced up and I have to enter the storyline unfashionably late. It’s quite annoying.))

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271. ((270 – Yeah. Weird.))

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272. (shadowfire) *is walking along a small trail she found*
     (Agrrrfishi) Hey!
     *stumbles and falls into dark cavern* Wha…
     Over here! Where are the other Musers?
     (shadowfire) Just me. What’s going on?
     You’ve just joined the resistance.
     Wait a minute… Agrrrfishi? Resistance? *puts the pieces together* HPBs???

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273. (Agrrr) What else do you think?

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274. ((Why is the rolling-eyes smiley blurry for me?))

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275. ((Do you have glasses?))

     (Agrrrfishi) Quick, follow us, and be quiet! *pulls shadowfire along the tunnel with her and back behind the bookshelf**notices the roming HPB’s*
     (shadowfire) Bad. Bad. Bad.
     (Red-Tailed HAWK) SSSShhh…
     We sense humans. Must find. Must zombify. Must bunnify and destroy. They are walking pieing targets.
     I smell banana. Follow me. *leads other HPB’S**all hop over to the bookshelf*
     (Agrrrfishi) Ohh nooooo…

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276. ((Woops sorry, accidentally posted! ))
     *smells pies at verrrry close range**noise comes from on opposite side of room, near the food storage safe*
     (#2) I hear noises. What kind of primitive animals would not hide at the sight of our magenta-ness? There are no humans here. Come, bunnies.*all follow out of the cave*
     YAY!THEY LEFT!
     (Zinc) Oh, really.
     (shadowfire) Bad. Bad. Bad. BAAAAD.
     (Agrrr) What’s wrong? The bunnies are gone!
     (shadow) But the other bloggers are hiding outside! They’ll be seen!

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277. ((Yes, I have glasses and they’re rather strong, but that has nothing to do with it… Some are blurry; some aren’t.))
     (Kokonilly) *spits out banana-flavored gum* Uh-oh!!! Eep! *squeaks*
     1 Did you hear something?
     2 No, you idiot. You’re just imagining things. There’s nobody here.
     1 Yes, the members are here.
     3 You guys are idiots!!!
     2 Wanna take this outside?
     *fight to the death* *everyone dies*
     (Kokonilly) Oh, my.

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278. ((276, 277 – Conflicting plots. Uh-oh.))

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279. (shadowfire) *creeps along the cavern*
     (HAWK) Come back!
     No.
     Did you hear something?
     No.
     *finds the other bloggers* *creeps back in*
     I could swear I heard something.
     Arghhh!!!!! *jump on No. 4*
     Come on! Hurry, or we’ll be seen!
     *immense confusion*
     *everyone finds their way back in*
     I have reinforcements.

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280. (Zinc) *pops head out* Do you see anymore?
     (Leafy) *pops head out* There will be.
     (Zinc) *grabs Leafy* AAAHH!! STOP JINXING US!!! *shakes Leafy*
     (Zinc+Leafy) *runs around in circles* AAAHHH!!!! WE’RE DOOMED!! WE’RE DOOOOOMED!!!

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282. ((281- I don’t know.))

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283. 281-I based mine off 276.

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284. Okay, 276 it is.

     (Kokonilly) Reinforcements??? Who???
     I believe we are reinforcements.
     Wha? Who? Why? Where? How?

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285. (shadowfire) it was prety easy. The HPBs can’t cooperate. (it’s their weakness) I sneaked past them while they fought.
     (Kokonilly) Cool.
     Come on, let’s find the others.
     Shadowfire, Kokonilly, and creep away to the other Musers.

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286. ((Oh, and in mine was Bob.))

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287. (Zinc+Leafy) *running around in circles* AAAAAHH!!!! WE’RE DOOMED! WE’RE DOOOOOOOOOOMED!!!!!!!!!!!!

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288. (Kokonilly) GET A GRIP ON YOURSELVES!!!! *shakes :shock *

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289. Drat. Smiley Gnome, please?

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290. ((When you do two smileys next to each other, you have to put two spaces between every smiley. One space will not work.))

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291. ((290 – I know. I forgot to put a colon on the first one. *headdesk*))

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292. ((*is very confused* Wait…where is everyone and what’s going on?))

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293. (Agrrrfishi) Everybody be quiet!
     *are all quiet*
     (HAWK) What’s going on?
     (Alice) There’s just been a massive HPB attack. We’ve got to go into the farthest brrow that we’ve made or we will be destroyed.
     (Zinc and Leafy) weeee’ree doooomed…
     (Koknilly) SSSSSHHH!
     (Agrr) We’ve got to go! *grabs supplies*
     (Bob) What on earth are you…
     *LOUD BANG FROM NEAR THE LAB*

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294. ((Sweet albino wung, where in the Muserly world are we? Above ground? Below ground? How should I know?!))
     Yipe! A loud bang!

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295. ((294-My musian instincts tell me that we are in our underground hideout.))

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296. (Kyra) Hi, I’m Kyra and I haven’t been in this storyline for a while. People have forgotten about me because I am at camp.
     (Bob) W-w-w-w-hat?
     (Kokonilly) Shush, Kyra!
     (Kyra) Oh, sorry. I will try to pack my supplies now. Whee.
     (Everyone) SHHHHHH!

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297. (Kokonilly) Actually, I’m at camp too.
     (Everyone) SHUT UP!!!!!!!

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298. (Leafy) Shut up!

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299. *scuffling noise from around the lab* *titter* *bunny footsteps*
     (Agrrrfishi) Sssssh! Everyone be quiet! Follow me. *lead all slowly to a secret tunnel behind a bookshelf* N

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300. ((Sorry! Accidental post))
     *lead all slowly to a secret tunnel behind a bookshelf* Now follow me, and stay quuuuuiiiiett!!!….*falls down a chute that suddenly opens from underneath*
     (Leafy) Wheeee!
     (Zinc) Wheee?!?!
     (Kokonilly) WHOOOOOOA! *all slip down the curving stone slide*

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301. ((I think you think that Leafy is crazy, and I am less crazy and contradict her a lot.))

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302. *all land with with a loud THUD*
     (Agrrr) It sure is dusty down here.
     (Leafy) Dustier than Mr. Joe’s brain!
     (Koko) What’s dark shape in the corner?
     (Alice) And where’s Zinc and Kyra?
     (Leafy) *sobs* THE MONSTER HS EATEN THEM! WAAHH!
     (Zinc) Relax, Leafy. It’s only us.
     (Kyra) Yeah, and look at this awesome book we found!
     (Agrrr) “The Bunny Guide- How to live with them and how to defeat them” by the GAPAs.

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303. (Kyra) Let’s start reading it!
     (Zinc) *opens book* Ahem. Introduction: Hello. We are the GAPAs, from the recently destroyed MuseBlog. We decided to write this book in case MuseBlog was taken over, which it has been. We have warned all of our faithful MuseBloggers of the impending HPB invasion, but we have failed, until now, to explain how to defeat them. We maintained on the Blog that HPBs are virtually impossible to defeat because we wanted to keep the information safe from innocent eyes. But now, since the bunny invasion, we cannot keep anything relating to HPBs secret anymore.
     (Bob) BOOOORRRRING!!!
     (Kokonilly) Shut it, Bob, this book is saving our lives.
     (Zinc) *uninturrupted* So go on, read. It very well might save your life. Signed, Paul Baker, Robert Coontz, Rebecca Lasley, and Rosanne Spector.
     (Alice) Woah. I wonder where the GAPAs are now?
     (Agrrrfishi) We should worry about that later. Keep reading, Zinc.

     ((Prompt. I was thinking that the HPBs could be trained by Snape [I know he’s dead, but this isn’t the real world. At least I don’t think so.] because he’s the HBP [Half-Blood Prince]))

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304. ((OMG, you’re right. ))
     (Zinc) Chapter One- The Basics. The first thing you need to know about HPBs is that- *cut off be scuffling from slide*
     We have you now. Give us the book, and you can go. If you put up a fight, we’ll laser the book and destroy it.
     (Agrrr) Never, you foul smelling beast!
     What did you just say?
     (Agrrr) Never you foul smelling beast.
     Fine! Guess we’ll zap the book and take you to prison.
     (Koko) *slowmo* NOOOOOO!!!!!
     *zaps*
     (Alice) THEY ZAPPED THE BOOK!!!!
     (Kyra) THEY’RE TAKING US TO PRISON!!!!
     (Leafy) WE’RE OUT OF MUFFINS!!!!!!
     *Later, at prison…*
     There. You are all chained up nd have those uncomfterable pedicure things on your feet.
     (Bob) These things hurt.
     (Agrrr) Cake, the book’s gone.
     (Voice) I’d never thought I’d see some you in person. *steps into light*
     (Musers) Robert!

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305. ((Yay, someone’s here to save us!))

     (Robert) What are you doing here?
     (Koko) Umm, the bunnies captured us?
     (Robert) Oh, I thought you might be trying to rescue me. Dang.
     (Agrrr) We found your book!
     (Robert) Great, where–
     (Kyra) The HPBs zapped it.
     (Zinc) We had just finished the introduction when they attacked.
     (Robert) Well, you’ve lost the book, but now you have me, a GAPA.
     (Musers) Hooray?
     (Robert) I have to tell you, though, to never read the introduction of a book in a stressful situation. It often contains useless and unrelated information.
     (Musers) Yes, SIR!
     (Bob) So many words… I don’t understand… *panics*

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306. (Zinc) Actually, they did’nt zap the book. That was my newest notebook. I made the hole intro up. The real books right here. *pulls book out from under shirt*

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307. (Kyra) Woah, that’s really weird…
     (Koko) How’d you manage to hide a big square book under your shirt without the HPBs noticing?
     (Zinc) Three words, my friends: I Don’t Know.
     (Agrrr) Okay…
     (Robert) *is from now on* Hide the book again, they might have cameras.
     (Leafy) If they have cameras, what’s keeping them from having michrophones?
     (Everyone) *is silent*
     (Bob) I WANNA GO HOME!!!

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308. ((Sorry Leafy, I didn’t give you a smiley. You were .))

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309. (( Wow. I’ve been away for a reeeally long time.))
     We all want to go home!
     (Aggie) Shhhh! What’s that noise from over yonder?
     (Bob) Yonder?
     (Aggie) Oh, don’t be picky.
     (Disembodied Voice) Don’t be afraid. I’m here to rescue you.
     (Leafy) REALLY?!?
     (Voice) Yes, really! Now please be quiet. Try to scootch over here.
     *all scootch*
     (Voice) Here. This is a laser. Cut yourselves free from the chains.
     *all get free*
     8) (All) YAY! WE’RE FREE! *do a happy freedom dance*
     (Kyra) Oh great, invisible voice, what do we do now?
     (Voice) Be very silent and follow me.
     *all follow disembodied footsteps down a long tunnel*
     (Aggie) Okay,we’ve followed you long enough. Please, who are you?
     (Voice) I’ll show myself, but you have to promise not to scream. *steps out of the shadows*
     *all scream VERY LOUD*
     (Kokonilly) AAAAAAAAH! IT’S A BUNNY! RUN!
     Hey, hold it! Don’t run, I’m not going to hurt you!
     (Zinc) LIKE HECK YOU’RE NOT!
     STOP SCREAMING!
     *all quiet*
     I’m not like my family, okay? I’m not a bad bunny! I don’t bunnify or zombify or any of that other creepy stuff! My name’s Fred. Please, you gotta beleive me. I want to help you. Why else would I have let you go?
     (Kyra) *is still uncertain* Well, I don’t know why you would, but you’re still a bunny. We don’t trust bunnies.
     (Fred) You have to trust me. I’m your only way out of here. I wouldn’t lie to you.

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     I’m not a nerd, okay?!?!?! I just have sensitive feelings!
     8) …
     DON’T BE SO BIASED, okay??? *starts crying*
     (Kokonilly) Don’t cry, Fred! C’mon. We’ll let you lead us.
     *sniff* Okay.

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     Welcome to the outside world.
     (Leafy) YAY! WE MADE IT!
     (Agrr) But where’s our hideout? This is a completely uncharted range of cliffs.
     (Koko) Wow, you’re right.
     Well, we’re just going to have to find a new hideout.
     (Kyra) W00t! ROAD TRIP!
     (Agrr) Not really, but let’s go with that.
     (Koko) How about some travel music? *starts singing* Just a small town girl, living in a lonely world…She took the midnight train going aaaaannnnnyyywhere!
     (Aggie) Um, guys…
     (Kyra) Just a city boy, born and raised in south Detroit, he took the midnight train going anywheeere!
     (Bob) Oh, great.
     (Leafy) Strangers waitin’! Looking down the boulevard, there’s Shadows, searching in the night!
     (Agrrr)Streetlights! People! Livin’ just to find emotion! Hiding, somewhere in the night!
     (All) DON’T STOP! BELEIVIN! HOLD ON TO THAT FEELIN’! STREETLIGHTS, PEOPLE, WOOOOO-OOOO-OOOOAH!
     (Aggie) *giggles* GUITAR SOLO!
     *all pose funny*
     (Bob) Well, that was weird.
     Yeah. Okay then. Moving on!

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312. (Kokonilly) Moving on! Okay! *hums ‘Revolution’*
     (Agrrrfishi) Revolution, indeed.
     …

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313. Oh, and Agrrrfishi, please go to BA!

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314. ((Yays I got my verse))

     (All) *look for caves*
     (Zinc) We should find a place that’s big with many caves. That way, we won’t feel so cramped.
     (Kyra) We still have to read the book, too. And talk about our feelings!
     (Koko) What?
     (Leafy) We need muffins, too.
     (Fred) Any food at all will do, actually. I’m hungry.
     (All) *look at Fred funny*
     (Fred) Woah, woah, I’m the nice bunny! I won’t eat you!
     (Robert) Hey, it’s the GAPA hideout!
     (All) What?
     (Agrrr) You didn’t tell us you had one of those!
     (Robert) Top secret.
     (Bob) Woah…

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315. ((I think Fred should betray us . He’s an unwilling double agent because he’s the only one who’s able to stand the presence of humans for more than twenty minutes. He could come back to our side after a while if you want. Is that good? If it is, Fred shoul betray us much, much later. Not now.))

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316. (( Um…..Um….Um….Um…. Okay then. But much, MUCH later, okay?))
     (Agrr) Wow. It’s huge. How many people do you keep in here?
     8) (Robert) Just four of us.
     (Zinc) And you keep this whole place to yourselves? That must get kind of lonely now and then.
     8) (Robert) Sometimes. But we keep comfort in knowing that we’re not easy to find.
     (Bob) Right, because we couldn’t find you in twenty minutes.
     8) (Robert) You are a sassy little guy, aren’t you?
     (Bob) Why, how did you guess?
     (Leafy) *sits in a spinny chair* Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
     (Kyra) Ooh, look, a control panel. What’s this button do?
     8) (Robert) No, don’t press tha-
     (Kyra) *presses big green square button*
     *a car horn from somewhere in the cave goes off to the tune of ‘La Bamba’*
     (Zinc) Ooh, cool! *all start dancing*
     8) (Robert) I knew I never should have gotten the horn that plays music.

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317. ((Could we have a new thread? Not because we need more space, we need more PUBLICITY.))

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318. (Kyra) You have a CAR here???
     (Robert) If you don’t mind, it’s not just a car. It’s a super secret spy car.
     (Leafy) What’s the difference?
     (Robert) Spy car sounds cooler. Plus, it has funky gadgets, half of which have no useful purpose.
     (Zinc) So, sort of like the car in “Inspector Gadget”?
     (Robert) It’s not purple and it doesn’t have an annoying talking thingy, but yeah, sort of like that.
     (Bob) NEATO!

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319. We know what you like.

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320. Okay, who pushed the big green button?
     (Koko) Rosanne!
     (Rosanne) I didn’t push it!
     (Leafy) Kyra did!
     (Kyra) Thanks, Leafy, for turning me over to this unmerciful GAPA.
     (Leafy) It was either you or Zinc!
     (Zinc) Hey!
     (Leafy) But I decided to be honest and tell the truth. *halo appears* *flickers* *goes out*
     (Agrrr) That explains a lot.

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321. ((Rosanne’s here too? I thought all the GAPAs got captured…))

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322. ((Maybe they a got seprate prison cells really far away from each other and Rosanne escaped?))

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323. ((OK))

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324. ‘Tis I. I have been cut out of this thread. *cries* *leaves*

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325. (Leafy) Um…um…I meant it to do that. *tries to fix halo*
     (Aggie) Riiiiight.
     8) (Robert) Oh, forget the horn! Roseanne, where did you come from? How did you escape?!?
     (Roseanne) It was easy. Those guard bunnies are the lamest excuse for security I’ve ever seen.
     8) (Robert) You’re kidding right? A dumb bunny?
     (Roseanne) HAH! Silly Robert. All bunnies are dumb bunnies. *sees Fred* Oh, um , no offense.
     (Fred) Hmmmph.

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326. (RK) *falls out of the sky* I WALKED INSIDE THE FRIDGE AND THEN BOOM I ENDED UP IN THIS INSANE PLACE
     (Tokyo) Chill RK we are in the GAPA’s base
     (RK) Ohhhh, Hi everyone.
     (Fred) Umm.. Hi?

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327. (Aggie) Okaaaaay….
     (SF) *cough*
     (RK) What?

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328. (PM) wahoo!
     (LPT) PM u nearly got us killed u stupid duncebucket
     (PM) we’re fine, it- 8o AAAKK!!!!!!!
     (LPT) :I wat?
     (PM) :O HPB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
     (Fred) im harmless, really!!!

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329. ((328- Please stop wrecking havoc on threads. Not be harsh, or anything, but you’re kind of annoying.))

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330. (sorry)

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331. ((Shadowfire, if you want to be back in, POST! Just pretend you’ve been here the entire time!))

     (Kyra) Wait a second, why are we standing around here talking???
     (Zinc) Why ARE we standing around here talking?
     (Fred) What…
     (Leafy) Don’t worry, we’re sane.
     (Fred) Sure–
     (Kyra) This is what I mean!!!
     (Agrrr) What do you suggest we do, Kyra?
     (Kyra) We must… Rescue the other GAPAs!!!
     (Alice) This seems strangely familiar…
     (Aggie) Yeah, I guess we should rescue them. They ran the blog for us, after all.
     (Robert&Rosanne) We’re with ya.
     (Bob) I think I should stay behind.
     (Everyone) WHAT???
     (Fred) Why, Bob? I was beginning to like you.
     (Bob) I’ve had bad experiences with bunnies.
     (SF) Haven’t we all.
     (Fred) HEY!
     (Bob) Plus, I’m tired of hanging around with you guys. I want my own adventure again.
     (Kyra) What an amazing piece of insight, Bob! Wherever did that come from?
     (Bob) I have to learn at least something to work in an office, don’t I?
     (Koko) Wow. Bob has a personality. I thought I’d never see the day.
     (Bob) I’ll wait behind in the hideout until you come back. Leave without me. Go. GO!
     (Zinc) We’re not leaving YET. We have to make a plan.
     (Bob) *Stops crying* Oh. I’ll just stand over here. *moves*

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332. ((Bob turns on us! The exciting new storyline!))

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333. ((Aww, he doesn’t turn on us, he just doesn’t see any reason why he should come.))

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334. ((Hey! I just posted a HUGE part! Do I have to keep writing this??? Oh yeah, we NEED a new thread, if only for publicity. [Just like the SSSS thread. Heh.]))

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335. ((I’m sorry, I just can’t think of anything. My brains full of chocolate eating moths.))

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336. (RK)Yay let’s go rescue the GAPAS WHOOHOO OH SAY CAN YOU SEEEEEE….
     (Aggie) RK, your doing it again.
     (RK) Doing what?
     (everyone)

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337. (Zinc) Ok…
     (RK) BY THE DAWN’S EARLY–
     (Rosanne) Quiet!
     (RK) Yes’m.
     (Robert) We need a plan to get in.
     (Rosanne) Hmmm. What kind of plan could fool the HPBs?
     (SF) Especially Mega-HPBs?
     (Kyra) We could try the Mr. Green costumes again.
     (Rosanne) They fooled Bob, but they didn’t fool the HPBs.
     (Leafy) Hmmm.
     (Bob) *speaks up* How about the genie?
     (Fred) The genie?
     (Bob) The nice genie that Mr. Green and I met on my last adventure.
     (Fred) Do we have anything else other than Bob’s word that this genie exists?
     (Bob) Well, I do have this book describing my adventures…

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338. ACK!!! SOMEONE POST ON THIS THREAD!!!!.
     Hm. Maybe people are getting bored because of the storyline. Has anyone noticed that storylines on MB usually turn to HPBs taking over the world?
     Anyways, the Bob stuff was pure gold. Maybe we should do something without MBers in it again. When we do stuff with MBers, it gets kinda confusing because there’s so many characters…

     Perhaps after the MBers leave, we can concentrate on Bob again. After Bob’s very exciting adventure, the MBers can come back, fresh from rescuing GAPAs. Happy?

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339. I’m gonna wait ’till next month, and a new DFTT thread, and if STILL nobody posts, this thread is MINE!!! MUHAHAHAHA!!!

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340. ((338- Actually, I’m interested. I really want to see what happens.))

     (Leafy) Yay! *takes the book*
     (Bob) Hey, give that back!
     (Leafy) No! I wanna read it! LEGGOOFMEEEE! *grapples with Bob over the book*
     (Zinc) You dropped the book, geniuses. *picks it up* *flips open* Hmm. You seem to have had an interesting life. You would be useful to us on our quest.
     (Bob) But there’s no reason for me to go with you! I’m just one synthetic comically based charecter. Why should I be any different than any of you? There’s no point.
     (Aggie) You want a point? Here’s my point! *aims blaster*
     (Kyra) AGGIE! Put that weapon down!
     (Aggie) WE’RE the ones who saved him from even being here! I think he owes us something!

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341. ((At post 350, may we have please have a new thread?))

     (Kyra) NO! Don’t shoot Bob’s head off! *wrestles*
     (Aggie) HEY! *wrestles* *accidently shoots gun at ceiling* *makes bighole*
     (Kyra) NOW look at what you’ve done!
     (Aggie) ME?! It was YOU who made me do it!
     (Kyra) *steam pours out of ears* WHAT?! *lunges*
     (Aggie) RAAAWR!! *lunges*
     (Koko) *Restrains Aggie*
     (SF) *Restrains Kyra*
     (Koko) Whoa, whoa, simmer down, guys!
     (SF) She BIT me!!
     (Zinc) SETTLE DOWN OR NO SUPPER TONIGHT!!
     (Kyra&Aggie) *freezes* *whimper*

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342. (Aggie) I’m sorry,Kyra.
     (Kyra) I’m sorry, Aggie.
     *hug and make up*
     (Bob) For fear of both of you eventually massecring me, I guess I’ll come with you anyway. *mumbles*
     (All) YAY! OIOIOIOIOIOIOIOIOIOIOIOIOIOIOIOIOIOIOI!!!!!!! *whoops and hollers*

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343. ((Don’t forget the bighole!))

     (Voice) Hey, what’s that noise coming from that hole?
     (All) *covers mouthes quickly*
     (Voice) *head appears over rim*

     ((Either it’s Paul, Rebecca, or a whole bunny army training outside.))

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344. *jumps into hole*
     (Aggie) *Starts shooting more holes in the wall*
     (everyone) AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
     Calm down, it’s me Rebecca *takes off HPB suit*
     ( unnamed smiley) WHAT SO PROUDLY WE HAILED TO THE…
     (Rossanne) RK!!!!!!
     (RK) Strangely enough, that wasn’t me
     (all) *stare at Kyra*
     (Kyra) Ummm…

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345. ((( Someone p*ease post)))

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346. (Kyra) What, it’s the national anthem!
     (Aggie) Anyway, now we only have one GAPA to rescue… That makes things a lot easier.
     (Bob) Genie?
     (Leafy) Yeah, I guess we could ask the genie.
     (Zinc) But the genie’s–
     *appears* You require my assistance?
     (Fred) AAAH! *hides behind Robert*
     (SF) How did– you–
     Anytime anybody says my name three times in the space of five seconds, I appear.
     (Robert) Good to know, I guess.
     (Bob) Hi, genie!!!

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347. (Tokyo) Genie, why do you have red eyes?
     The better to see you die a painful de- I mean the better to see you with…
     (Tokyo) ….

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348. ((( Thread DON’T DIE P*EASE)))

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349. (Zinc) The genie is E..E..
     (Robert) Ever so much fun?

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350. ((This is post 350!!!!! WE WANT A NEW THREAD!!!!!!! ((and yes i know i’m a neophyte and have never postd here before)))

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