Friday, 26 April 2024
Life, the universe, pies, hot-pink bunnies, world domination, and everything
Face it: they are utterly stupid and senseless, and sometimes you just need one.
If you’ve never seen an SSSS before, version 2007.3 and its predecessors will tell you everything you need to know.
Date: September 12, 2007
Categories: Random craziness
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First post!
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Cool!
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Dude. A first post is not cool.
Oh yeah? What do you know?
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ha! 3. best.ever.
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First posts are alright… I guess… maybe…
.:roll: Oh, yeah, right. And while we’re on the subject of things we don’t like… Why did they turn the lightbulb into that stupid :idea:? stinks!
.:shock: :idea:s are cool!
.:roll: Yeah, just because you’re brainwashed doesn’t mean everyone else has to be… Hamsters are way better. Royal blue hamsters.
.:shock: HOW DARE YOU! *pies*
.:roll: C’mon! Who’s with me?
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x129 we rolls are all with you.
x128 argh!!
*:roll: s and s fight*
1 left
rolls eyes
has no more energy but rolls eyes anyways
dies
Mehehehehaaa…
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Royal blue bunnies are even better!
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:smilie: “these are weird.
“yeah, why do people even bother doing them?”
:smilie: “I don’t know, maybe they think they’re being funny.”
“Yeah, I guess so.”
:smilie: “People are weird that way, they don’t understand funny”
:I know. I think it’d be funny if I took over the word.”
:smilie: “Actually, that would be scary.”
turns to 
“MMWWWWAAAAHAHAHAHAHAA
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Poop. It didn’t work.
I’ll try again!
“I wonder if these MBers find some sort of pleasure in doing these?”
“I guess so. That’s the only way I can figure that MF wold sit there and type away when she’s supposed to be taking a shower.”
“Whoa, you know what MF is doing right now?! That’s scary. Are you spying on her?”
“No, I know everything.”
“You do?”
“Of course. It’s just one of my talents.”
“What are your other talents?”
“If I told you I’d jhave to kill you.”
“Nah, you wouldn’t!”
“Wanna bet?”
“Umm, no. But really, what else do you know?”
“I’m going to kill you eventually.”
“This conversation is taking a turn I don’t really like…”
“Well, you asked for it.”
“Umm, okay. So, how much longer does MF have to be on the computer?”
“two minutes, before her Mom starts getting mad.”
“Good, I really want this comversation to end, and soon.”
“You would.” *scoffs*
“Hey! I bet everyone else reading this wants it to end too!”
“Yup, most likely. MF is a horrible writer.”
“I guess so, but she’s captured you perfectly.”
“You’re so dense, don’t you see it’s because she’s writing this right now?! Are you as stupid as you look?!”
*MF stops writing, to the releif of everyone*
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MF — You have to type a space before your smiley characters if they fall at the beginning of a line. I’ve added them for you in the last dialogue.
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I find mr. joe odd
I find hpbs odd
and let us fight!
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Hi.
Hi
Did you know that I want to be Cinnamoon’s signature smiley?
Nope.
This conversation is terrible.
Ha ha! I will make it weirder by coming in and talking randomly in German!
Ja?
Ich spreche Deustch besser als du.
So? Deine punkt ist?
Ich weiss nicht. Auf Wiedersehn.
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…….:roll:…..:roll:………(——————————-)
:roll:……:roll:……:roll:
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………………………………:oops::oops:
………………………..:oops::oops::oops:
…………………..:oops::oops::oops::oops:
…………………:oops::roll::oops::roll::oops:
…………………:oops::oops::evil::oops::oops:
……………………:oops::mrgreen::mrgreen::mrgreen::oops:
……………………….:oops::oops::oops:
…………………………..:oops::oops:
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9~ Many thanks, I wasn’t exactly focusing the best, and I was supposed tyo be in the shower, not on MB, so….
These are fun, I should learn more smilies so I ccan do these with more faces…. *runs to check the smilie guide*
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Here goes, again. *laughs as everyone runs away in horror*
“I’m so hot.”
“No you’re not. You’re just a stupie emoticon.”
“That’s what YOU think.”
“So, we’re all subject to whatever our writer is doing at the moment?”
“Duh.”
“Then what is the purpose of living?”
“To be dinner for the HPBs!” *eats other emoticons*
Geez, these are way too addicting….
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…………………. ………………. :shock:…………………………..
……………………………………… …………………………………..
……………….. :mrgreen:…………………………………………….
………… …………………………………………………
………………….. ……………………………….
…………………………. ………………….
………………………………….. :mrgreen:………..
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yet to be improved.
thats what you think.
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“I’m the most evil enoticon in the universe.”
“No you’re not. I am.”
“Oh yeah?”
“Be careful, the HPBs really are the most evil.”
turns to 
“Oh, bummer, I guess I’m not as evil as I thought.”
“What did I tell you?”
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My legs hurt from dancing.
You don’t have legs, stupid. You’re an emoticon.
I do have legs.
No you don’t.
You’re mean. I hate you.
Yeah, whatever.
*sob*
Enter
That dancing was fun, but now my legs hurt.
You don’t have legs.
Yeah, I do.
TOLD YOU SO!
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☺☻♥♣◘○◙♂♀♪☼↕‼¶§▬↨↓∟↔▲▼ buwahahahaaa…
Φ ohohhahahe
Õç a;lsghpoahf[♪]
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How do you do the teeny symbols?
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21- magic. Or HTML, if you so choose.
∞
π
¿
are my favorites
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¡ ™ £ ¢ ∞ § ¶ • ª º ¿
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I prefer to think of it as magic. then i can sell tickets to a magic show… and buy books… and D&D manuals… and D&D manuals… and video games… and D&D manuals…
okimdonenow. i am bored … but not really because if i am, then i, man- gator and agagabagabag wont like it…. phew! that was fun!!
â–² he is crazy…
☺☻♥♣◘○◙♂♀♪☼↕‼¶§▬↨↓∟↔▲▼ no he’s not.buwahahahaaa
Φ ohohhahahe
Õç a;lsghpoahf[♪]
∞poof! Poof! poof! to ∞!!!
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ok, guys, I don’t know WHY you don’t see this, but smiley faces are soooooo cute that I give them permission to take over the World!!!! Oh, and I AM Artemis, and i have to go because Apollo needs my help dearly. And remember: Smileys Rule!
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:twisted:: 25- Yes, we do, don’t we?
:idea:: i rule better.
:twisted:: nuh-uh.
:idea:: yeah.
:twisted:: no, you don’t!
*this goes on for quite some time*
:idea:: I do so rule more than you! See, look!
*enter :sad:*
:sad:: I’m so sad.
:idea:: *mind control* No, you’re not, you’re my cheerful zombie slave!
:sad:: … Yeah, I guess I am. *becomes :mrgreen:*
:mrgreen:: Yay! I am :idea:’s cheerful zombie slave!
:twisted:: Yeah? well watch what I can d-
:idea:: *mind control* You can’t do anything. You are another of my cheerful zombie slaves.
:twisted:: No I’m not… Or maybe I am. *becomes :mrgreen:II*
and :mrgreen:II: *drool* we are your cheerful zombie slaves. We await your commands, :idea:.
:idea:: I DO rule, don’t I?
and :mrgreen:II: yeah!
LOL, talk about addictive.
:idea:TNÖ:idea:
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These are fun to do. I can’t beleive I never discovered them before now. *evil laugh*
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“I believe all short people should be beaten with rocks until they bleed.”
“I think that’s a very horrible and malicious idea.”
“Well, you’re fat! Fatty fat doo doo head!”
*sobs*
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☺yhaahahahaaa ha-haaahohohhohoahhahhahhahaahaaaaaaaaaaa!\
☻shaddup.
☺no.
☻ok.
☺yahahaayhohohahayhahoohoohaaa!
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5- you’re back!
28- *laughs histaricaly*
Kagety Kagety Kagety Kag
should be doing her homework
HA you wish!
GET BACK TO WORK FOOL!
I’m alternating! a paragraph of english, acouple of posts on muse blog.
GET BACK TO WORK FOOL
*sob*
leaves
Kagety Kagety Kagety Kag…
THis had better work.
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yay homework done. lesse if this works.
Ð/240
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w00t!
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ignore post 32
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lesse, sorry for all the posts.
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YAAAAAAYYYYYY!
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Þ what a loser, pointlessly posting over and over.
Do not kill me.
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30- You missed him?
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yaah.!
☻♣☻
☺◘☺
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Since there are so many pointlessly posted symbols/ accents / letters/ misc. here, I will do some.

∆∆∆
∑∑∑
≈≈≈
£££
ßßß
ÃÃÃ
Æ’Æ’Æ’
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37- yes, do you have a problem with that?
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Noooo… It’s just unusual.
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28-*gasp!* *runs and hides*
Bunnies will take over the world. Resistance is Museless.
How dare you use the Sacred Phrase?!?!
I dare because I can. *pies w/ marshmallow pie*
Gmph.
Yeeesssssss……..
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I am going to take over the world.
No you’re not! We are going to stop you!
I can help you. I will be your leader.
OK!
*pie evil guy*
Noooo! I am going to go live in a box.
Yay, we did it! All thanks to you, Mr. Green.
You owe me. Now you must do everything I ask.
Why? We wanted democracy!
turns into It doesn’t matter what you want. Obey me, or die.
No! We’ll get our friends to help stop you!
*pies*
*pies*
*pies*
*pies*
*pies*
*pies*
Nooo! I am going to go live in a box.
Yay! Let’s rejoice.
And there was much rejoicing.
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43- lol.
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43-Yeah for Monty Python!
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41- how is it unusaul? i’m entitled to miss him!
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Bunny Rant
I am SICK AND TIRED of being mistaken for the PlayBoy Bunny! I mean, if people would just stop for TWO MILLISECONDS and note the distinction bewtween us, none of this would happen! But they’re too busy sucking down Frappucinos and updating their playlist to even care! I mean, I would NEVER do the things that little tramp does! When we were kids and our moms were best friends, that dumb lagomorph would cut up my bloomers into thongs! And she was constantly saying, “pink soooo isn’t your color”. She stole my boyfriend in high school, and then cheated on him with Bugs! I don’t give a crap that her readership is larger than mine! SHE’S THE GIRL WHO GIVES RABBITS A BAD NAME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
8) Huh?
*crumples into pink fuzzy pile on the floor*
FIN
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Um…
That should do it.
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Hmm, do I dare try another one? Yes, I dare.
” I am so happy to be alive! I could sing!”
“Don’t.”
“Why? What are you but a bizzarely hued small creature? To tell me not to sing?”
“You don’t know what you’re messing with.”
“Oh? Don’t I?”
“No, you don’t. Obviously.’
“Be careful, those HPBs are really dangerous.”
“Little green emoticon, listen to your wise friend.”
“No, what’ca gonna do to stop me?”
“You’re about to find out….”
“Wait! Back off! That’s my personal space! What are you doing to me—” [silence]
“BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Potato chips can’t blog!!
It’s just a screen name, you blithering idiot!!
Okay then, what about that stalker? I’m scared!
STOOOPID!
Be nice! It’s not his fault he’s a mindless emoticon!
Speak for yourself!
*destroys everything and everyone*
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I have to go catch the bus soon!
Then why are you smiling? That’s horrible.
But I can go out into the fresh, rainy, air! Ahhhhh…
Butbut
* skips off happily*
???
Now I am alone! Moohahahahaha! * turns into :twisted:*
Friend, you have come. How goes the plan?
It goes well. I have puzzled a smiley. World domination will soon be ours.
That is good.
TO BE CONTINUED…
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51-heh. NIce.
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51- awesome.
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It’s my 25th birthday!!
Well, I’m right side up. And colorful!!
Well, it really is my 25th birthday! Read about it on Yahoo!
Why are we called smilies? *sniff* It’s my 25th birthday too, but we have to go by “smilies?” I’m just as original as you. *sniff* We might as well be frownies, but NO!! *mumbles*- mean, mean, world
:idea:(some impossible mutation that is not evil) Why don’t we call them smirounies?
What is wrong with you? Seriously.
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It’s true! Scott Fahlman invented the emoticon in 1982. I think it’s wonderful that we know where smileys came from.
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is it just me, or are the s sarcastic?
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They’re beyond sarcastic. They’re positively mordant.
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Where did the HPBs originate, anyway? When did they first make the scene?
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58- it’s on the website you know.
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What? I didn’t know. I was wondering where they made their debut.
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Aha, now I see. Before I started subscribing, unfourtunately. who’s idea was it, and how do we have the m on MB, when I’ve never seen them anywhere else?
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62- The editors’ own creativity, I guess. I don’t think they go back before muse.
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The history of the bunnies was revealed on the Gaboomba. I’ll post a link when I get a chance, but you can gain much wisdom by searching for yourself.
All right, here’s one key piece of bunny lore:
https://musefanpage.com/NewFiles/message_archive_1.html#43
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So that explains it! l’ve been getting muse since before that, but l missed some waiting for re-subsciption.
And why do you say that HPBs are evil? They were made for a good cause!
46- Why do you like C++D and Me? No one else cares!
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65- I actualy have no idea. are you mad at me? i realy don’t know why.
8) Kagy is soooooooo cool.
well of course YOU would say that!
8) *angry face*
*angry face*
enter the
converts 8) and into
hehehehehehehe
Epilogue: they conquered the world
THE END
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l’m not mad! Your cool! l’m just surprised.
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67- I’m cool? no one has ever told me that *snif* thank-you. why does it surprise you? you’re pretty cool yourself (actualy extrodinarily cool) and if this isn’t too crepy a stalkerish question how old are you? Giminators in gr.8 right? so are you too?
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67- You’re too hard on yourself and your friends, Ag. You act like like no one cares about you but I do and so does Kagy. I’m sure quite a lot of people like you just fine. You just don’t hang out on the threads that I do, that’s all.
And if you’re going to refer to all those occasions when I have rejected your ideas, it doesn’t mean I don’t like you. It just means we think differently.
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68- Yup, you’re cool. I don’t generally go around telling everyone who’s cool that they’re cool, because it seems a tad unnecessary.
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68- 13, Grade 7. How am l cool?
69- You’re right. Sorry.
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71- i’m 13 and in gr.9. but I’m 14 next month. you just are. you sound a lot older than gr.7. you are very cool. how am I cool?
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GRADE 9????????? WOW!!! Sorry. l try to sound sophisticated without seeming pompous. Very tough. Extrodinarily cool? That’s new…
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73- wait- is that you going GRADE (???????????WOW!!!! out of disbelief that i thought you were in gr9 or in disbelief that i’m in grade nine? I’m hoping the former
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Shock that she was in Grade 9.
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75- how old did you think I was?
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here is a HPB:
⎪ ⎪
⎛°°⎞
âŽ~âŽ
not to good, is it?
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76- lt’s not that you’re 13, lt’s that you’re a ninth grader at 13. l guess it’s not so shoking.
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:idea:: I will rule the world… BWAH HA HA HA HA!!
and :evil:: Um, no, that’s what we’re doing.
:idea:: However, unfortunately for you, my powers of hypnosis are vastly greater than any special powers of yours.
:twisted:: Oh yeah?
:evil:: Wanna bet?
(:twisted: and use their special power of cloning)
and :evil:: See? looky what WE can do!!!
:twisted::evil::twisted::evil::twisted::evil::twisted::evil::twisted::evil::twisted::evil::twisted::evil::twisted::evil::twisted::evil::twisted::evil::twisted::evil:: BWAH HA HA HA HA!!!
:idea:: Humph. *mind control*
(:twisted: and clones become :mrgreen:)
:mrgreen::mrgreen::mrgreen::mrgreen::mrgreen::mrgreen::mrgreen::mrgreen::mrgreen::mrgreen::mrgreen::mrgreen::mrgreen::mrgreen::mrgreen::mrgreen::mrgreen::mrgreen::mrgreen::mrgreen::mrgreen:: drool…
and evil::…Now THAT’s cool. Mr. :idea:, would you care to join our team in world domination?
:idea:: MR?! You suck-ups! Either you join Mostly Harmless by choice, or I use my mind control prowess to turn you into cheerful zombie slaves like all your clones! BWAH HA HA HA HA!!!
and :evil:: NO! You join OUR cause!!!
:idea:: *pies*
:twisted:: *pies*
:evil:: *pies*
:mrgreen:x21:*pies*
:idea:: *mind control*
(:twisted: and become and :mrgreen:)
:mrgreen:x23: drool…
:idea:: BWAH HA HA HA HA!!!!!!
:idea:TNÖ:idea:
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78- it’s pretty normal. I turn 14 really soon *coughoctober16cough* but to me it’s realy weird that your in gr7. shouldn’t you be in gr.8?
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Not should. l hate it when people say l should be in a grade. l repeated kindergarten because l was younger than everyone else, and become older than everyone else the second year. Weird.
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81- I know people like that.
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81- sorry, i was just wondring but it doesn’t realy matter. I still love you (as a friend)
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Cool. [/frequently used word between the two of us on this thread]
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84- was that directed at me?
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65- Absolute power corrupts absolutely. Nothing that popular stays good for very long.
: Dude…
: here we go again…
: he ever say anything other than “dude”?
: Dude… don’t mock my chosen style of communication.
( becomes )
Ha! he does!
Dude… of course I do, dude.
Yay!
: yeah, it’s a real cause for celebration, all right.
:idea:: Don’t be sarcastic. That’s MY job.
: No, YOU’RE mordant. I’M sarcastic.
: THPBT.
: Dudes, let’s all just get along. *is pied by and :idea:*
: Dude, that’s MY word. *pies :lol:*
‘s army of 23 s: yay! pie free-for-all! *pies everyone except :idea:*
: No, s, you can’t do that. World domination is an art form, not a free for all.
: Dude…
: World domination is totally bogus. Let’s all just get along, du- uh, friends.
: Friends = boring.
: Dude…
: Excuse me. World domination obligations and all. Sorry, I really am. *zombifies , :smile:, and ) , your sarcastic nature automatically qualifies you for a position of power. *promotes *
Yay! now I am a general!
x26: *drool*
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HeheheheheHeHeHeHEHEHEHAWHAWHAW!!! TNO, that was the best one I have ever seen!
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yup.
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We are bunnies.
We are hot pink.
Fear us.
AAAH! I’m scared!
Good.
Have no fear! I will rescue you!
This should be interesting.
Shut up! You’re ruining my enjoyment of this fine drama.
This is not a drama.
This is real life.
Help!
Whatever.
Really? It has all the components of a drama…helpless victim…hero…villain…er, villains…
We are not villains.
What? Yes we are!
Be quiet, Doug!
Doug! Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah! Doug!
…It even has a peanut gallery!
*glares*
Er…no offense.
Offense taken!
…
Help?
I will save you! *whips out sword and begins dueling :idea:s*
Yeah, yeah… *yawn*
STOP MOCKING THE PLAY! *pies :roll:*
*:roll: pies :evil:*
*:eek: and flee*
LOL!
THE END (thank goodness!)
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Bravo!
Bravo!
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87- why thank you.
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What color should I color this bunny?
Hot pink.
Oh yeah!
Hot pink bunnies are evil.
and No they aren’t!
They ARE! I’ll show you!
Yeah. *gets laptop and shows them SSSSs*
and Hahahahahahahahahaha! Yeah, right!
That’s right. Keep on laughing. Not a word of it is true.
and Aww, how cute!
turns into
NO!
Don’t listen to it!
and IT’S EVIL!!!!!!!
and Heehee. You guys are so funny.
*practically purrs with triumph* I’m just a cute little bunny…
Don’t look it in the ey– *is hypnotized*
It’s so much nicer when they believe I’m good from the start. It helps enormously.
Oh no! :eek:!
*hypnotizes :shock:* There. Now everyone is happy. Especially ME.
Master.
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92- Wah ha ha ha ha! So true…
:D: Whoa, is it just me or are the people on here kinda obsessed with the hynotic powers of the bunnies?
:lol:: I know, it’s totally bogus.
:cool:: Dude, you’re, like, learning. I’m in awe, dude.
Wait, weren’t you guys zombified?
:): No. Remember Stan Smiley’s first law of SSSSs. Every story is independant of the story proceding it.
:roll:: Obviously, TNÖ’s last three stories have thouroughly disproved that law. Note: plot developement.
:idea:: This thing has a plot? Besides me systematically converting all the smileys into cheerful zombie slaves, I mean.
:roll:: Nope, that just about covered it.
:), :lol:, and :cool:: So we’re still zombies?
:idea:: Yup.
:), :lol:, and :cool:: Ok. *become :mrgreen:s again*
:cry:: Wah!
:idea:: Oh boy, another volunteer for our cause!
:cry:: WAH!!
:idea:: Oh shut up.
:cry:: WAAAAAAAAH!
:roll:: Oh no.
:idea:: SHUT UP! NOW! *mind control*
:cry:: *makes several wailing expressions but is unable to make noise* ???
:idea:: That’s better.
:oops:: I’m so embarassed by you, :cry:! Why do you always cry in front of me?
:cry:: ???
:oops:: Grr. SPEAK!
:idea:: *mind control*
and :oops:: Suddenly we feel the urge to become green and smile! *become :mrgreen:s*
:mrgreen:x26: we like mind control.
BWAH HA HA HA HA HA!
:shock:: Oh no! Whatever shall we do next?!
:idea:: BWAH HA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA!!!!
:roll:: Mee hee hee… this is fun.
:idea:TNÖ:idea:
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I mean, :mrgreen:x28.
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Don’t you like HPBs?
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Hmmm. Myaswell make one too…
Hey, what’s this strangely harmless looking site? MuseBlog… never heard of it before.
I wouldn’t do that if I was you.
Great, cuz you’re not. *clickes*
Rebecca Lasely Holograph: Welcome, to the site of the notorius Hot Pink Bunnies, Pies, and Muse. I hope you enjoy your visit.
AWESOME! *clicks on random thread*
Everyone: *talks about random stuff on random thread*
This is really interesting! I think I’ll join this little clique…
Umm… I wouldn’t do that if I was you.
*ignores* *clicks on Name box*
*pops out of computor* WE HAVE AN INTRUDER. NON MUSER. MUST BE ENIALATED.
What the-
*runs away*
Coward.
x100 *pops out of computer, baring fangs*
*runs away*
Rebecca Lasely Holograph: I hope you enjoyed your visit! Come again soon!
x100 *runs after Smile
= *pant pant*
Well, hello, I’m a hobo! Would you like to come live in my box?
No.
= Yesss… you willll livve in my boxxxx…
*hymptnotizd*
Goodie.
Hehehehe *blows up*
Self destruckt in-
Everyone: WHAT? But-
World: Boom *blows up*
Aliens: HEHEHEHE *blows up*
Okay, I am ubsezd. blows up
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“School lunches suck.”
“Despite the taste, school lunches are, in actuality, very nutritional.”
“On the contrary! Mahogany is one of Honduras’ primary lumber exports.”
“Mahogany? Honduras? This has nothing to do with school lunches!”
“Yeah, well, I could beat you at arm wrestling!”
“What does– But– You–“
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“Water is very important. You need to drink it to survive.”
(waving arms wildly) “Water is poisonous!”
“Whatever you say man, just please, don’t hurt me!”
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“I’m right.”
“I don’t agree. In my opinion, yo–”
*kills*
I’m right. Glad we aggree.
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hmm. I have taken over a lot of smilies! perhaps I should take a break.
yes!
turns in to
MAHHAHAHAHA!
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95- Who do you mean?
I certainly like HPBs. They’re pwnsome.
:idea:: Wait a minute… Where’d go?
:roll:: Probably decided to split before you zombified him, too.
:idea:: … Oh goodie. I love a good chase scene.
:roll:: *raises eyebrows*
:idea:: WAH HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! *starts tracking
:shock:: Oh no!
:eek:: We’re SO zombies when catches us!
:shock:: Where’d you come from?!
:eek:: Nevermind that, let’s go!
:shock:: Good idea…
:idea:: Weeeeeee! *bounces down hill*
:shock:: He’s catching up!
:eek:: Hey look! Cebu!
*:eek: and jump on Cebu*
Cebu: ??? *runs*
:idea:: Humph. *comandeers motor scooter*
:shock:: Go faster!
:eek:: I don’t think he can.
:shock:: Then we’re zombies! Go faster!
:idea:: WAH HAHAHAHAHAHA!
:eek:: Wait! If you zombify us, then there won’t be anymore smileys! The story will end!
:idea:: Of course it won’t. I still need to conquer the world. Duh.
:shock:: Darn.
:idea:: Yeah, to bad for you. *mind control*
*:shock: and become #29 and #30*
:roll:: Huh, carry on like this and we’ll rule the world before the week is out.
:idea:: *maniacal laughter*
:idea:TNÖ:idea:
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101- don’t forget mine!
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102- Huh?
:neutral:: Ok guys, it’s down to us.
: What if we’d rather run screaming in terror from and and :mrgreen:x30 than fight?
:mad:: To bad! We have to save the world!
:P: yeah. What he said.
:neutral:: You’re all with me?
:?, :mad:, :P: *cheer*
:idea:: How cute.
:roll:: Totally. Man the pie-tapults!
:mrgreen:x30: *piepiepiepiepiepiepiepiepie*
:|: Argh!
: I knew I should have stayed home today!
:P: Nevermind that, PIE! Pie for your lives! *piepiepiepiepiepie*
:mad:: *piepiepiepiepiepiepie*
:idea:: I do love a good fight, don’t you, :roll:?
:roll:: Oh, yeah, pie filing is what I live for.
:idea:: You know what I don’t get? Why do so many people on here *dodges pie* seem to think I kill people who oppose me? I hypnotize them so they become cheerful zombie slaves. Duh.
:roll:: It does seem kind of obvious when you put it like that. *pies :|*
:mrgreen:x30: *piepiepiepiepiepiepiepiepie*
:idea:: Ok, I’m bored. *mind control*
:neutral:, :P, and : Oh no! *become :mrgreen:s 31-33*
:idea:: BWAH HA HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA!!! On to world conquest!!!!
:idea:TNÖ:idea:
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the World! the World! all simles shall obay, then the World!
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Hehehe. What a cute little bunnie.
Hmm. Seems to think I’m cute. *looks innocent*
Hehehe. What a cute little bunnie.
Why isn’t he coming closer to pet the cute little bunnie? *wants to be petted*
Hehehe. What a cute little bunnie.
Wait a minute. He keeps saying the same thing. Well, oh well. I don’t get my pats, but whatever. *mind control*
Hehehe. What a cute little bunnie.
A ROBOT!!! *extreme mind control*
= Hehahe whada que lildel bunn… *voice fades off*
YES! I have a robot in my control!
Heha wha cu li MASTER
MASTER MASTER MASTER
*happy*
Self distrukt in-
Wha-
*blows up*
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Similes? What’s this about similes?
“One thing that literature would be greatly the better for
Would be a more restricted employment by authors of simile and metaphor.”
SHUT UP! I don’t want to hear “Very Like A Whale”!!!!
turns into 
Ingrate. *mopes*
Booooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooorrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrriiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnggggggggggggggg…. Let’s talk about me for a change, shall we?
and No.
Sure! Wait–what?
I love it when they’re weak-minded.
Yesssssssssssss Masssssssssssssster……………
*chuckles evilly*
HOW DARE YOU INSULT MY RECITATION SKILLS! *pies :evil:*
*pies :mad:*
Now, now… Think how happy you could be if you just obeyed me forever. No fighting, no pies…
and Yessssssssssss Massssssssssssssssssster…………
Very good. Now…
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Now, this story is NOT going to end with any blowing up!
*blows u-*
WAIT RIGHT THERE! Wouldn’t you like to be my nice little slave? *mind control*
YESSS MASSTTERRR
Good.
Just kidding *blows up*
Dangit.
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Kagy doesn’t know how to do l’il smileys and hearts and stuff
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Thank you GAPA, you fixed the smileys.
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Your MOM.
*sob*
What tha–
Your MOM.
*mind control*
and Yess massterrr
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GAPAs: Please do not zap my next post. It is an experiment, and rest assured that I would never dream of doing something so pointless on a less pointless thread.
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Perhaps it was just automatically zapped by the software for having no content. I’ll find out, I guess.
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Oh. If you don’t fill in the required field, it just says “Anonymous” by default. I see.
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Interesting, but that should have gone on the HTML thread. (Which is dead)
Hi!
Hi!
*blows up*
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: What?
#2: What?
: Come here.
#2: What?
: What do you think?
#2: What do I think?
: Yes.
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#2 What? I think?! WHAT RUBBISH IS THIS? Emoticons only have emotion, they don’t THINK! *scoff*
You’re mad.
#2 No kidding!
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“I am the most evil of all evil emoticons!”
“No, you’re not.”
“Now I am sad. I am not as evil as I thought I was.”
becomes
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AWWWW… POOR BABY!!!! *sniggers*
whaaaaa *cries summore*
Crybaby.
No I’m NOT!
You are!
I’m NOT!
Are! Are are are!
I’m not! I’m not a crybaby! *sqwishes *
*sqwished* Ow.
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*stalkes*
AAAA!
*stalkes*
Hello.
AAAA!
Hmmm.
AAA– *dies*
BAHAHAHAHA!
*stalkes*
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8) how many mbers does it take to change a lightbulb?
13 or something right?
yeah, robert, didn’t you explain this on some other thread?
8) yes he did and i’m explaining it on this one!
okay…. who’s gonna make the HPB to lightbulb SSSS?
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How many smilies does it take to change a lightbulb? Answer: 11. Which one are you?
1 To smile at passers-by and hope they change the lightbulb for him.
2 To roll their eyes at :mrgreen:.
1 To go to the store and buy a new lightbulb.
1 
To blush because he forgot to change the lightbulb.
1 To laugh at becuase he forgot to change the lightbulb.
2 To wreak havoc and smash as much stuff as they can so no one can get to the lightbulb to change it.
1 To eat all the stuff the HBP’s wrecked.
1 To climb the ladder, unscrew the old bulb, screw in the new one, decend the ladder, and leave.
1 To stare in awe at the whole ordeal.
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I have to go now.
Why?
I fear that they are coming for me.
Who’s coming for you? I want to help!!
Well, we’ve been married a long time, and *gulp* and I still haven’t …. met your mom.
That’s silly. She was at our wedding.
No she wasn’t.
Hmmmm….
to be cont’d
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Oh man! My smileys didn’t work! :O
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For reasons known only to WordPress, you have to start the “sideways face” smileys with a space. (The “command” smileys don’t need one.) There also has to be a non-smiley character on the first line of your post. I’ve gone back and fixed them.
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Mine didn’t either X B
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My last idea for a SSSS was really stupid, so I am trying again:
– I LOVEEE pie!
– Everyone does.
– Really?
– Yeah.
– In that case…
– What???
– *SPLAT!!*
– I LOVEE. pie!!
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SSSS? Cool! This is pretty corny, put I just like making smilies.
– Hello!
– Hello!
– MWAHAHAHAHAHAA!
and – Oh no!
– *kills and :D*
– MWAHAHAHAHAHAA!
– Hello!
– What are you doing here???
– *blows up, killing itself and
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More Smiley mayhem!
8) – Dude.
8) #2 – Dude.
8) – Duuuude.
8) #2 – Duuuuuuude.
– Hello!
8) #1 and #2 – Dude?
– *blows up*
– What happend?
– Some green guy just exploded!
– Mwahahahahahaa!
– AAH! An evil devil thing! Run!
– *Kills and :shock:*
– Mwahahahahahaa!
Hello!
Mwahahahahuu???
*blows up*
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You stole my stuff! Only Beavo makes things blow up!
Really?
Yes! See?
*blows up*
Ah.
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– “Only Beavo makes things blow up”? We’ll see about that!!!
:mrgreen::mrgreen::mrgreen::mrgreen::mrgreen::mrgreen::mrgreen::mrgreen::mrgreen: *all blow up*
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– I am the cooooolest guy on the planet.
– yeah, right
– Don’t make me send my devil army after you!
– yeah, right
*poof!*
– after him!!!
– aaahhh
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131-
*gasp*!
*gasp*!
*gasp*!
*gasp*!
*gasp*!
*gasp*!
*gasp*!
*gasp*!
*gasp*!
*they all blow and the impact destroys everyone and everthing*
[Your lucky day, Beavo; the Smiley Repair Gnome had not yet left to take a nap. –Admin.]
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Aw. Can somebody fix those too ?
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Just because I have nothing else to do… (actually, I have many other things I could do, but I don’t feel like doing them right now)
. Hi! I’m addicted to NaNoWriMo!
Go away
Why?
Because I hate NaNoWriMo
*Gasp* You hate NaNoWriMo?!?!
*Gasp* You hate NaNoWriMo?!?!
*Gasp* You hate NaNoWriMo?!?!
*Gasp* You hate NaNoWriMo?!?!
8) *Gasp* You hate NaNoWriMo?!?!
*Gasp* You hate NaNoWriMo?!?!
erm…yes…
Why?
Because I hate writing.
*Gasp* You hate Writing?!?!
*Gasp* You hate Writing?!?!
*Gasp* You hate Writing?!?!
*Gasp* You hate Writing?!?!
8) *Gasp* You hate Writing?!?!
*Gasp* You hate Writing?!?!
erm…yes…
Why?
Because I hate creativity
*Gasp* You hate Creativity?!?!
*Gasp* You hate Creativity!?!
*Gasp* You hate Creativity?!?!
*Gasp* You hate Creativity?!?!
8) *Gasp* You hate Creativity?!?!
*Gasp* You hate Creativity?!?!
Why?
Because I’m not creative
Why?
Just because, goshdarnit! HPBs, please help me out here.
*ATTACK!!!!*
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Oh, I see. I forgot to put in the spaces. Thanks to whatever GAPA fixed that for me!
The GAPAs are flamablamablous! They fix your posts!
The GAPAs are terrible
NO! Don’t say that! They can make you go away if you do that!
No they can’t.
Yes they can! Be nice to the GAPAs!
*ATTACK!!!!*
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Excuse me. Are you one of the bunnies?
What’s it to you?
Oh, good. I’d like to talk with you. You see, I’m a MuseBlog administrator.
Whoop-di-do.
I’m sorry, what did you just say?
I said, “Big whoop.”
Aha. Yes. Well, anyway, the other GAPAs and I know that you bunnies have an insolent nature, and we realize that a certain amount of backchat is par for the course. But we thought it would be instructive, just this once, to demonstrate who is in charge here. So if you’ll just sit still for a moment and look into my eyes…
Look into your eyes? Why should I want to–?
That’s right. Just keep looking.
*turns into*
Master!
Thank you. Would you repeat that, please?
Master!
Good. By that, I understand that you acknowledge me as your master. Is that correct?
Yes, master.
And the other administrators — are they your masters, too?
Yes, master.
And not only your masters, personally, but the masters of all the other hot-pink bunnies as well?
Yes, master.
You’re a good little bunny. You may wake up now and hop off to some nice hot-pink meadow somewhere.
*turns back into*
You’re wasting my time, human. I have important business elsewhere. *leaves*
See you later, bunny! Q.E.D.
If only it were true…
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137-haha
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>
If only that were true!
Yes, if only.
If only what was true?
and Nothing.
*mind control*
and We wish we could control you.
Ah. *destroys* There shall be no mind controling of the bunnies. The bunny pwn you all.
What about the GAPAs?
No, no the GAPAs are our homies. We be friendly with the GAPAs. See? *pulls a random GAPA over*
GAPA: Hey!
Hey. *pushes away*
*gapes*
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*rushes off to HTML thread*
GR.
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*Sighs* I’m feeling unhappy… I’m tired of being so insolent and evil. It just doesn’t satisfy me anymore…
Maybe you can try being nice and kind like me for a change?
No, I couldn’t do that. You and your friends will never accept me… Not after the terrible things I’ve done to you… *cries*
There, there… Don’t cry! We can be friends.
Really? You mean it?
Of course I do, cute little HPB!
Just kidding. MWAHAHAHAHAHA!
AAAH!
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I’m going to sleep now.
WHAT??? You mean you’re not staying up all hours of the day to serve the BUNNIES?!?!?!?!?
Er, no. Sorry.
ATTACK!!!!!
These stories are addicting. How did I let myself get sucked into this?
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142- Hehehe. You write one, and you can’t stop.
Ha! You’re a stupid girly bunny.
WHAT??!? YOU INSOLENT LITTLE–
What can you do to me, you stupid girly bunny?
Wait, I didn’t mean that. I’m sorry! Get away from me! AAAH! HELP! SOMEBODY HELP ME! AAAAARRRGH– *dies*
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I am not trying to cause another pie war. This is just a SSSS made for the viewer’s pleasure. Nothing more.
I’m bored.
So am I.
Let’s do somthing.
What do you want to do?
becomes Let’s have a pie war!
becomes That’s a great idea!
* throws giant pie of doom at :D*
â–º
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â•«â–‘â–‘â–º
â•«â–‘â–‘â•â–º
╫░░♦â•â–º
╫░░♦♦â•â–º
╫░░♦♦♦â•â–º
╫░░♦♦♦♦â•â–º
╫░░♦♦♦â•â–º
╫░░♦♦â•â–º
╫░░♦â•â–º
â•«â–‘â–‘â•â–º
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▀►
â–º
* throws evil spike pie O doom at :)*
_/\_/\_/\_/\_/\_/\_
\____:twisted:____/
SPLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT!
*Both Smilies die*
THE END
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AUGH! Sorry for quadruple posting, but I meant in post #145 to ask if you could turn *:|* into a :). I’M CONFUSING MYSELF!
[A Smiley Repair Gnome made some adjustments. Hope they were correct. — Admin.]
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Hey! Look! A bunny! Let’s go over and throw stuff at it!
Dude, that sounds totally rad. Yeah, let’s do it!
Well, hello fellas. Nice day, innit?
You’re a dumb bunny.
Hehe. Dumb bunny. Hehe.
LAUGH DO YOU?
Uh, yuh huh…
In that case…*comes closer*
I know! I’ll catch it and make it my pe– hey! It has fangs! Wait. Fangs? I don’t like this. No! Stop. STOP! Go away! I’ll tell my rich dadd–*speaks no more*
Uh… I’ll be going now…
I don’t think so.
*half-heartedly throws a soup can*
Uh. Huh.
ARGH!
Well, that was easy.
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Never mind, then.
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147- *Beavo’s :mrgreen:’s all blow up*
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149-:mrgreen: REMATERIALIZE AND ATTACK! BAHAHAHA!
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150- :mrgreen::mrgreen::mrgreen::mrgreen:
:mrgreen::mrgreen::mrgreen::mrgreen::mrgreen:
:mrgreen::mrgreen::mrgreen::mrgreen::mrgreen:
:mrgreen::mrgreen::mrgreen::mrgreen::mrgreen:
:mrgreen::mrgreen::mrgreen::mrgreen::mrgreen:
:mrgreen:x24: ATTACK!
*Beavo and IBCF’s :mrgreen:’s rush at each other*
*:idea: suddenly jumps into the scene*
:idea:: Wait! We can resolve this pointless conflict. *mind control*
x52: MASTER…
:idea:: Yes, that’s more like it. Mwahahahaha!
x52: Whee! Let’s self destruct now!
:idea:: Oh, no you don’t! *pies*
x52: *pies*
x52: *blow up*
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*very bad word*
*gasp*! You said a *very bad word*!
Yes, I did.
You shall pay.
….
You shall pay.
…and? *mind control*
You shall– not pay…
Good. *happy*
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:): Aaah! What a great day to be alive!
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:evil:: Hahahaha! You’re such a loser!
becomes :cry:: Waaaah!
Hehehehe!
:o: Don’t let that bully get to you!
:evil:: Shut up!
:o: No, you shut up!
:evil:: No, YOU shut up!
:cry:: Waaaaaah!
:evil:: *pies*
:o: *pies*
x52: *pies*
*Kills everybody*
Mwahahahahaha!
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Everybody: *shuts up*
Goodnight.
NO YOU SHALL NOT SLEEP
But I WANT to sleep. I’m tired.
NO, you aren’t tired. You’re sarcastic.
But I’m the best smiley for tired! There isn’t one!
That’s your problem, isn’t it? But YOU’RE sarcastic. Not tired.
But I can still *be tired*, right?
Absolutly not. You have to be sarcastic.
Yeah, right.
That’s better.
*headdesk* Ow.
BWAHAHAHAHA!
*whine*
Now I will keep you awake with stupid knock knock jokes! Bwahahaha!
*asleep*
*kills*
*dead*
Beavo: *bed* *sleep* *snore*
Mouse: HE SAT ON ME!
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#1: We shall overrule the earth.
#2: Yes, the humans are inadequate. Our society is better.
#1: The foolish Musers have fueled our return to earth.
#2: Their beliefs shall be their downfall.
*both float off into distance giggling giggles of utter HPB doom*
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Hmm, I haven’t been here in awhile. At the moment I’m completely devoid of any inspiration, but [dramitic whisper] I will return……
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Rosie the everyone is prejudice. l myself am good!
Evil yes, humans are evil. Join us in the conquest of museica!
Rosie the no! l can’t l won’t!
Evil Idiot! You shall be brought before our king!
King of hotpincbunniland Bad rabbit! You shall be punished!
Rosie the over walkie talkie- Ag! Help!
A snippet from my book. The King of Hotpincbunniland captures good HPBs as well as bad and forces them to fight.
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Perhaps I shall try to do another of these…….
“I’m so bored. I wish I had an emoticon to blow up.”
“Hi! What’cha doin’?”
“Blowing you up.”
*blows up*
Weak, I know. I’m out of practise…….
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158- Wasn’t that bad. Better than any of mine, anyway.
:idea:: What are we, civilized HPBs or ravenous monsters?
#2: Ravenous monsters! Yeah! Let’s bunnify everyone and take over the world!
What? NO! Let’s be benevolent and friendly and give everyone candy!
#2: Yeah, right! *pies*
*pies*
*civil war starts*
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: You! Human!
: Are you talking to me?
: You are the one who makes strings vibrate at high amplitude at the time of maximum darkness?
: The one who…? Oh. Midnight Fiddler. Yes, that’s one of my names.
: Good. You will come with us. The bunnies have need of you.
:You need ME? For what?
:Your postings on this thread show that you understand pink bunnies better than most humans do. You must write our biography. You will come with us.
: Wait a minute. There are hordes of you. When you say “write our biography,” do you mean write a separate biography for each of you, or one big biography for all of you?
: Your question is meaningless. You will come and write. And you will tell us all about humans so that we can understand them.
: I see. You want to understand us better so that we can live in peace. Is that it?
: Peace? What is–? Oh. Yes. Peace. The bunnies want only peace. Peace forever between bunnies and humans. You will come with us now and tell us everything.
: Hmmmm…..
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160~ Oh, you are cruel. So cruel. Well, here I go. For now.
“Administrator of Adolescent Alliance Supreme, why have you turned me over to the bunnies?”
“What? Me? I thought it was the bunnies that took you.”
“Yes, but I will blame it all on you.”
“Why?”
“Well, you always said the bunnies were evil, and I started writing these smiley stories, with the bunnies as evil because it was fun. Now I have to go with them to write their biography.”
“Well, I don’t know. And I’m afraid to think what would happen if you refused to go.”
“And what am I supposed to tell them? I don’t know what to tell a bunch of brillianly hued creatures about humans! I’m just a musician!”
“Well, I guess we can count on you do do the best you can.”
“Human, you will come now. You have had enough time to speak to your fellow kokonspiritors. Follow me.”
“Where are you taking me? I’m so tired, how much farther?”
“You will come and be silent. Untill we ask you to speak.”
“Yes, I will obey you now, but I expect to be treated with respect. Do you understand?”
“You dare to speak such to me?!”
“I said nothing to offend you or your kind.”
“Human, I grow weary of your company. We are near.”
————time passes———–
“Human, we have arrived. You may rest now. We will summon you later.”
“Thank you, you have been most kind in preparing me this room.”
“We must treat you well, must we not? After all, [heh, heh] you asked for respect. But I will leave you now.” [leaves]
[muttering to self] “Here it is….[gets out camera] in enemy territory…..[takes pictures] Now, send this back to the GAPAs using the intelligent air terminal I borrowed…..[does so] There, done for now.” *sleeps*
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Nothing? Has anyone anything to say?
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Perhaps I shall continue……
“Human, awake. We are ready for you now.”
“Lead on.”
“Here we are. You may sit in that chair, the one in the middle of the room. We all want to see and hear you clearly.”
:idea::idea::idea::idea::idea::idea::idea::idea::idea::idea::idea::idea:etc…. “Yes, we want to hear the human!”
“What do you want to hear?”
“How is the MuseBlog run?”
“I can’t tell you, as I am not a Great And Powerful Administrator-we call them GAPAs-I am just a muser.”
“Insolent human! you dare trifle with us?”
“I protest! I’m not! No! Please! Don’t hurt me, I want to help!”
:idea::idea::idea::idea::idea::idea::idea::idea::idea::idea:s, etc… *mayhem*
“SILENCE!!!!! We will let the Human say what she please, for the present time.
Human, how come you by such knowledge of our kind?”
“I’m not sure, but you make sense to me.”
“We are not often pleased to have humans that understand us. But you are different, you can help us.”
“Gladly. Tell me how I can help, and I will try.”
“How do we know that you are not a spy?”
“It seems you trusted me enough to bring me here.”
“It is true. You are wiser than you look. Humans look stupid.
You will write for us. There is information for you to begin with back at your room. You will begin immediately. You will go now.”
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More soon!
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here is the saga of the pie war, part 1 :
I want a chuck noris therd!
8) as you you will
Yeah!
no ones posting! I will make this a WATERSHIP DOWN THREAD!
random : yeah!
no you won’t!
pie
pie
I declare a new side! the neutrals!
random yeah!
I am jadestone. I’m a pie assain.
can we use you for 1000 pineapple pie?
sure.
tons of pieing starts. then the pie war lovers ( ) and the netrals ( ) start attack. they end the war. the end.
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It could be better.
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I’m trying to think of an ending for mine. Should I end up a zombie slave to the bunnies? die for the cause of Mostly Harmless? escape?
Help!!! I am at your mercy, tell me what I should do.
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Well, don’t die for the cause — at least not permanently. You could become a zombie slave for a while and then snap out of it and escape. Or you could feed the bunnies a pack of lies about humans to confuse them and make them ditch their nefarious plans. (You don’t believe that story about wanting peace, do you?)
Other MBers may feel free to add some chapters or even to join in the action.
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Next year, the bunnies are in for a surprise. I hope. But all evidence points toward a high probability. Unless the GAPAs have changed their minds.
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YES! HELP!!!!! People, please add chapters and/or ideas!
I have realised how hard it is to write a story using only dialog. Strange, that the writing lesson I’m on in my workbook right now is dialog…… Hmm, I wonder if this could count towards homework? If only. *sigh*
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I wonder why they didn’t abduct me? I’m the one with the other blog, after all. *smugness* I know how to work with WordPress.
*bunnies appear*
Well, I’m not actually that good… I can’t figure out how to get the recent comments sidebar to work… *inches away*
Human. You are the Muser known as Beavo? Beavo the Online Stalker Spy?
Maybe… *back away toward door*
You come with us. We have another Muser of your species in custody.
Oh, yeah, Midnight Fiddler, I heard about her– wait, of our SPECIES? There are more than one species of Musers?
Oh, I shouldn’t have said that. Whatever, it’s not like you’re gonna remember that when we’re through with you… I mean through treating you to an all you can eat buffet.
Ah, right, guys, I’d like to. Really! But I’m not that hungry, and I have…Karate! Yes, I have karate class to go to. So, see ya! Bye…
Mmhm. Jerry? Zombify him.
Jerry? Hahaha! Jerry! That’s my grandpa’s na–
*poof*
Come with you? Of course. I like buffets. I’m actually quite hungry.
Jerry, take him away and give him his brains back when you’re at headquarters.
:idea:#2NamedJerry-Yes sir! *takes zombie, formerly Beavo the Online Stalker Spy’s hand and leads him into blue mist* *dissapears*
Wheee! What fun!
*roll*
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Oh, whine crackers. GAPA– uh, I mean HTML Gnomes? Could you please, ah, do your stuff?
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This is not the current story. this is a preview of my own story. lt’s a chapter, and a summary.
C++DM
Beavo
Gimanator
Me
RtH
Kagy
We are zemtee!
and a mercenary.
oh, knock it off. you want justice as much as all of us.
(guard) Who goes there?
*hoists gun* BLAM!
Oh my. What is this grotesque weapon l’m holding? Excuse me for not letting you in.
DIstinguished guests, your majesty. l shall leave you.
(king) Well, it isn’t the infamous zemtee.
Eat joy! BLAM!
nothing happens.
That stung a bit.
everyone: BLAM!
You are making me angry. There’s too much evil in me to be stamped out be weaklings like you. *pushes button and leaves the room*
*room fills with noxious gass*
Urrrrrrrrrg…
everyone: *in dank cell*
(Rosie) Well, this is a fine how do you do.
l might be able to get us out of here…
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Dank cell? *sneeze*
Ib god a gold.
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170~I love it.
“Human, we bring you another muser.”
[MF] “Oh, who?”
“Jerry, bring him in!”
named Jerry *brings in Beavo*
“Wow, this is a wonderful palace. I want to live here forever! The pie is yummy.” *drools*
“Jerry, fix his head, will you?”
“What? Where am I? Why are there bunnies everywhere?”
“I’m not sure, but I guess they want you to help them somehow. Maybe they need your skills with wordpress to create a bunny blog?”
“Yes, you will create a bunny blog. Yes.” *evil chukle*
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So, there it stands. I may, or may not get on tomorrow, and if I don’t I won’t be on untill the 26th or so. Then I’ll be able tocontinue the adventures in HPBland. Feel free to add as much as you’d like.
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waaaaaaaaaahhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
And another. We’re glad to get rid of this one.
C++! Evil magic! Swoooooooooords!
C++DM? Perhaps they require your programming knowledge.
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Oh, and no, I didn’t beleive the bunny’s story about wanting peace. I’m not that stupid!
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(167, 176) See, Robert, I told you Midnight Fiddler was sneakier than that the bunnies didn’t know with whom they were dealing.
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Create you a bunny blog! Never! You eville little…
*holds up very big looking gun*
On the other hand, I just might, ya know, make you a blog.
Very good, you are not as dumb as you look.
Thank you– hey!
I mean, seriously, comb your hair.
You have no idea how long that takes. And how little impact it has.
Well, it’s a good thing we don’t determine how painful your death will be depending on your looks.
Thank you–HEY!
*eville chuckle* *door slams*
So. Welcome to HPBLand.
Oh, so that’s what this place is called?
Uh, no.
Oh. *sits down* I wish I had my mp3.
*headdesk*
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I’m gonna be gone too over Thanksgiving. Well, tomarrow anyway. And they day after that. So, who’s gunna continue? RtH?
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Hello, IBCF. I’ve been waiting for you.
You’ve been waiting for me? Oh, I’m sorry I couldn’t get here sooner. Did you have to wait long?
Don’t get smart with me, human.
Me? Smart? Oh, you must have the wrong person. I’m anything but smart.
*takes out dangerous looking weapon*
I’ll be good.
Good. Now let’s stop delaying and get to the point. You, IBCF, have been spreading lies about our kind. You’ve been saying things like HPBs are evil and our heads fall off.
What are you talking about? I never lie.
Liar.
Fine! What do you want?!?
We want you dead.
AAAAH!
Just kidding. That would make us look bad. Actually, we just want you to stop spreading these rumors.
But they’re not rumors! I’ve been researching your kind! It’s true!
*takes out dangerous looking weapon*
I see your point. I won’t do it anymore.
That’s not good enough. You’re coming with me.
Um, okay. Wait–are you going to bunnify me or something?
Maybe. *sniggers*
AAAAAH! *struggles*
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It would be weird and awesome to have a new thread for this. It’s an RRR after all, so why not? An RRS! (Round Robin Smiley)
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Sorry for the double post.
So, whaddaya say, GAPAs? How about the first ever RRS thread? After all, this is SSSS and the story has stopped being stupid and senseless. That makes it off topic. Right?
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181- Pleeeeaase? Can we have one?
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That actually sounds pretty fun. Maybe we should wait until Friday or something, though, because there have been a lot of new threads lately, and then it would give everyone a new thing to do this weekend!
Would we create a set of characters, or would any of the smileys and any personality work?
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Good idea! Now this thread can resume its regular programming of short, disjointed SSSSs while the bunny saga continues on Round-Robin Smileys.
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Where is everyone? You know, just because we have a new smiley thread doesn’t mean you have to stop posting here!
Shut up.
Don’t you tell me to shut up!
Just shut up! *pies*
*pies*
ZOMBIES, ATTACK!!!
*:mrgreen: x100 come in and blow everything and everyone up* THE END.
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This looks fun.
8) “Yo dudes. Wassup?”
“You are an insult to my intelligence.”
8) “But I’m such a dude”
“Watch out!”
*zombifies 8) and *
I really hope this works.
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Time for another GAPA SSSS:
Oh, no. It’s one of those hot-pink bunnies. There goes my day.
Squeak.
Well, go ahead. Say something snide, then bite me or zombify me or whatever you’re doing to do.
Squeak?
What’s the matter? Can’t you talk?
Squeak, squeak-squeak-squeakity-squeak! *hop, hop hoppity hop*
That’s weird. I’m not sure you can talk. And you’re behaving very strangely — just hopping around eating grass, like an ordinary bunny. And you actually seem to be… friendly…
Squeak SQUEAKsqueaksqueak. *hop, munch, hop*
Hmm. I’ll lean over and scratch your head. A real, mean HPB would never stand for that. OK, here goes… *scritch, scritch, scritch*
Squeeeeeeeeeak. ♥ ♥ ♥
* becomes * Awww. Cute little guy. You’re so soft… This is amazing. I wonder whether it’s just this one, or whether all the other bunnies have changed, too. Wouldn’t that be wonderful?
♥
My friends will never believe this. I know: I’ll go get them and let them see for themselves. They’ll be so happy. It’s a miracle! *exit*
*hop, hop, hop* *munch*
Gullible fool.
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BOO!
AAAA! *runs away*
Now with my army of I shall scare the world to death! Bwahaha!
BOO!
AAAA! *runs away*
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Hmmm. *thinks*
“Hmm, I wonder what I should do. I’m sort of bored.”
“Human. What are you doing here?”
“Eh? I was just walking!’
“Oh, I see. You must excercise caution, you are near HPBland.”
“Oh, HPBland. What’s that? Some sort of musement park? Can I go?”
“No.”
“BUT I WANNA!!!!”
“Human, you may not come to our kingdom. You shall pay for asking.”
*explodes*
*chuckle*
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En garde!
En garde? You don’t have a sword! But I do! *draws sword* Bwa ha ha!
*does something really fast*
Ouch.
*draws sword and leaps*
BLOCK!
*jump’s over HPB’s head and hits him in the back*
Owwwwwwww!
I’m a zombie working for and his mercenaries. *dissolves*
*dies*
(Note this is MY SFF anyone else who continues it is in violation of Paragraph 18 of the Smiley Copyright Contract. SFF is Smiley Fan Fiction.) *vanishes*
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There’s peanut butter in your shoe.
*slips*
Bwahaha. *takes money*
That’s a nice way to start off the day.
Dude. It’s nine forty two.
Shaddup.
and *quarrel*
Fools. *poof*
Hello…Goodbye.
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Excellent. We’re in the HPB’s secret warehouse. Mercenaries, search!
x 100 *search*
I found it!
Yes! The Spear of Duplication! Now I can create an army of zombies, and rule the world! *spear goes off* ARRRRRRRR!!!!!!!
oops. Wrong spear. To be continued…
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193-Ooh! If that’s gonna actually be kontinued, it goes on the RRS thread. (Which needs revival). *hint hint nudge nudge wink wink*
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-IBCF’s SSSS fables
Dude, I’m so cool.
No, you’re not. You’re just a puny emoticon who puts on sunglasses and pretends to be better then everyone else.
How dare you question my coolness! You are nothing but a bizzarly hued bunny!
Humph. *takes off sunglasses*
* becomes * AAAAH! Natural light! *shrivels up* *dies*
*evil laughter*
Moral: Never say you are cooler then a HPB, for you will surely die, or be zombified, or whatever.
We are HPBs. We do not need morals.
Moral: Alright then. *leaves*
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I shall take over the world.
I shall stop you!
We’ll see about that…
Hey! Hey! Get away, that’s my personal bubble! You can’t do that, get you’re furry paws off me… *gurgle*
That’s what I thought. Anyone else?
Anyone else: *tip toes away fastlike*
Exactly. Good idea.
Moral: The Hot Pink Bunnies will take over the world AND THERE’S NOTHING YOU CAN DO ABOUT IT BWAHAHAHA.
Shut up.
Moral: When the HPBs say shut up, you do so. *vanishes in poof of blue smoke smelling of raw spaghetti*
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-IBCF’s SSSS fables
I’m not happy with just being sarcastic. I want to be mordant. I’ll be the mordantest emoticon in the world.
Bad idea. The HPB is the mordantest emoticon. If I were you, I’d stick to being sarcastic.
Oh, it’s like the HPBs are gonna kill me for being more mordant then they are. Who cares?
*pops up from behind * Sorry, you can’t be more mordant then me. That position is taken. Just stay sarcastic.
Oh, no. It’s a HPB. Whatever shall we do next.
Run! *runs*
I was being sarcastic, you moron.
I thought you wanted to be mordant, not sarcastic.
Er, um…
Foolish emoticon. *kills*
*dead*
*chuckles*
Moral: The HPB is the mordantest emoticon. Those who try to be mordanter will surley–
Blah, blah, blah, blah, nobody cares about what you have to say. Just leave.
Moral: If a HPB tells you to leave, you–
*pies*
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-IBCF’s SSSS fables
“The Tortoise and the Hot Pink Bunny”
Tortoise: Let us have a race.
No.
Tortoise: Why not?
Do I need to give you a reason?
Tortoise: Yes.
I don’t need to give you anything!
Tortoise: What? But I just–
*mind control*
*tortoise becomes *
Drool…
Foolish reptile. *maniacal laughter*
Moral: Slow and steady wins the race!
*kills*
Moral: *dead*
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I am born! *is born*
Horray. Let us bring gifts.
Great idea! *brings frankensence, mirrh, and gold*
What is frankensence and mirrh?
I don’t even know okay?
But the gold, I rather like. *takes*
Right. Now all these three kings are gonna come along and complain because you stole their presents.
and Whaa! You stole our presents! Now we’re gonna have to give the HPB out clothes!
I don’t want your filthy clothes! Begone! *banishes with wave of wand*
That was weird.
Where’s your present, Sarc?
WHO?
It’s my new nickname for you. Sarc, short for sarcastic.
Right. I dinnt bring anything.
Fool. *kills*
I would say ow, but I’m dead.
Right. *eats gold* *becomes SGB*
Bwahaha! I am a Shiny Gold Bunny! *takes over world* TREMBLE!
Everyone: *trembles*
Moral: If an HPB gets presents from you, make sure it dosn’t contain any lead paint.
What?
Moral Maker: Uhhh….
You do that. *mind control*
Moral Maker: HPBs rule all. And there’s nothing you can do about it.
I could listen to this guy all day! *does so*
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-IBCF’s SSSS fables
“The Mouse and the HPB”
Mouse: *skips happily along road*
Stop right there, rodent.
Mouse: Oh, dear. It’s a hot pink bunny.
You bet your life it is.
Mouse: Wait! Don’t zombify me! If you were to get snared in a trap by hunters someday, I would bite the ropes and rescue you!
Sure. *zombifies*
*mouse becomes *
Drool…
Hehehehe. *suddenly gets snared in trap*
Cool! I have caught a bizzarely hued small creature with my rope trap!
*mind control*
* becomes *
*releases from trap*
*dezombifies Mouse* So you were saying…?
Mouse: Um… Er…
Stupid fool. *zombifies Mouse again*
Moral: One good turn deserves ano–
*shoots moral with bazooka*
Moral: *explodes*
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How violent!
Violence is the answer.
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-IBCF’s SSSS fables
“The Smiley who Called ‘HPB!'”
*shepherds sheep*
Sheep: Baaa.
Wow, this is boring. Maybe I could have a bit of fun… I know! I’ll trick the villagers into thinking my flock is being attacked by a HPB!
Sheep: Baaa.
Help! Help! A HPB is attacking my flock!
*come to help* *find nothing*
Hey, there isn’t any HPB!
It was all just a trick!
Hahahahaha! Fooled you!
*leave*
Ha, that was fun! I’ll do it again!
*later* Help! A HPB is attacking my flock!
Yeah, right.
Shut up, you!
No, there really is a HPB attacking my flock!
What if there really is one? We’d better help!
Fine.
*again come to help* *again find nothing*
Hahahahehehehohoho! Fooled you again!
*leave*
*later* Hehehe. I should do that again sometime.
Sheep: Baaaa!
*zombifies sheep*
Sheep: Baaadrool…
What? “Drool”? Sheep don’t drool, they baa. What’s wrong with you?
Mwahahahahaha!
* becomes * Yikes, it’s a HPB! Help!
Oh, sure.
No, really! It’s a HPB! Nooooo!
*kills*
*is dead*
Moral: *wisely decides not to say anything*
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*wisely decides not to say anything about saying nothing*
Shut up!
I didn’t say anything!
Shut up.
Okay. Shutting up.
Mr. Green?
What?
I TOLD YOU TO SHUT UP! *zombifies*
I’m already a zombie.
Oh. Right. *kills*
*wisely decides not to come back from the dead and say something*
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wow. these are funny.
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-IBCF’s SSSS fables
“The Uprising”
Grr. I’m tired of the HPB always pushing us around. Let’s start an uprising!
Yeah! Let’s Rebel! *rebel*
Hey, what’s going on here?
We’re rebelling. Down with HPBs! Down!
I order you to end this uprising! *pies*
Never! *pies back*
*mind control* *everyone is zombified except because he already is a zombie*
x 14: Yay for HPBs!
Thank you. *chuckles*
Moral: *wants to say something but knows that if it is said then death would come on swift wings but really wants to say up but that would just make things worse oh what the heck I’ll just say it* Don’t uprise agai–
*bunnifies*
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204- Stupid IBCF. He/she can’t even count emoticons. There were 12 zombies, not “14”.
*kills *
*unwisely decides to come back from the dead and say something*
*does something very nasty to *
*never speaks again*
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205- No, there were 14 zombies. It’s just that IBCF forgot to add and in the second row of emoticons.
WHY IS THERE SO MUCH TALKING??? I ORDER EVERYONE TO SHUT UP!
Everyone: *shuts up*
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206- No, I think you meant third row. The second row was fine.
NOW LOOK! WITH ALL YOUR TALKING YOU MADE IBCF QUADRUPAL POST! SHUT UP!!!
“Quadruple” is spelled with a PLE, not a PAL–
*destroys anything that moves or speaks*
Moral: *wisely decides not to move or speak*
*kills Moral anyway*
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:grin:: Happy New Year!
:razz:,:smile:,:lol:,and:wink:: Yay! *consume vast amounts of ginger ale, turkey, and ice cream*
:cry:: Wah! You ate all the turkey!
:shock:: And the ice cream!
:razz:,:smile:,:lol:,and:wink:: So?
:cry:: So… We’re hungry! Wah! *sobs uncontrolably*
Meanwhile, deep underground in Florida…
:twisted:: *chuckles evilly* Our evil plan is working perfectly!
:evil:: Yes, indeed.
:twisted:: You know, I’m surprised that we haven’t seen *whispers* : idea : */whispers* around anywhere. Where is he?
:evil:: Dunno.
:twisted:: You don’t know? Why?
:evil:: Look, I don’t keep tabs on the guy!
:twisted:: Why not?
:evil:: *glares*
:twisted:: And why were you late?
:evil:: Twooble et de poototo ferm.
:twisted:: What?
:evil:: Twooble et de poototo ferm.
:twisted:: I can’t understand a word you’re saying.
:evil:: Trouble at the potatoe farm.
:twisted:: Oh? What kind of trouble?
:evil:: I don’t know, just that there was trouble and said I had to stay and help, that’s all. *mutters* I wasn’t expecting a kind of spanish inquisition-
:idea:: Nobody expects the spanish inquisition! Bwah ha ha! *mind control*
and :evil:: Oh no! *become and
:idea:: BWAH HA HA HA HA HA!
Back with the partiers…
:razz:,:smile:,:lol:,:wink:,:grin:: Well, this has certainly been fun.
:shock:and:cry:: Except you lot ate all the turkey and ice cream.
:eek:: And drank all the gingerale!
:idea:: All of which pales in comparison to the fact that I am now going to zombify all of you.
:razz:,:smile:,:lol:,:wink:,:grin:,:shock:,:cry:,:eek:: OH NO! *become #3-10*
:mrgreen:x10: drool…
moral:
:idea:: Don’t say it.
:moral: *says nothing*
:idea:: Gooood doggy.
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Cast of Characters:
= Conceited younger sister
= Sarcastic older sister
= Grandpa
I’m going to create my own nation!
Mm-hmm.
*reading* Should it be an “absolute monarchy” or a “presidential [thingamabob (Alice can’t remember)]”?
Your choice.
I think I’ll have an absolute monarchy.
Mm-hmm.
You’ll be my citizen.
Enter
I have my own nation!
Splendid.
:), :roll:, and play board game. is conceited and annoying. is fed up.
I’m going to lead a revolution.
I’m going to go on NationStates.
Good. I’ll revolt there too.
But you’re not a citizen.
*becomes citizen* Happy?
Can you revolt on NationStates?
and *eat dinner*
*is annoying and conceited* *locks and in imaginary dungeon* There. Now you can’t revolt.
and *eat dinner*
*is bored* You’re boring.
No!
I’m going to impale you.
Is that so?
*impales *
*dies*
*impales * *beats with pillow*
Now you don’t have any citizens. Haha. *dead*
*takes over world*
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Useless Slash: \ There, happy? *pouts*
So, once upon a time —
Dang, can’t you just get to the story?
Not if you keep interrupting.
I’ll interrupt when I want.
Can I continue?
Sure. *cranky*
So there was a king, a queen, and a princess…
Was the princess pretty?
I dunno, can you shut up?
I want to know if the princess is pretty.
No, she was a hag.
Then I don’t want to hear about her. Can we hear about another princess?
Whatever. So the hag princess died, okay? And then a beautiful princess replaced her, and —
I don’t like her either.
And why is that?
She’s bound to run away and find a prince.
So?
If she runs away we can’t get married.
And live happily ever after?
Who wants that? Happily ever after is boring. I want to torture her and kill her puppies and put her in a dungeon.
I thought you were married?
We are, but that’s better than what some husbands do.
That’s true. That was really insightful, :idea:.
I don’t know what that means. *kills* I don’t trust people who say big words that I don’t know.
Moral: *is wise*
Hey!
Moral: Hey yourself. I didn’t say that I wisely did anything, I’m just being wise! Being wise does not constitute doing anything, you know.
Hey! A dead bird in the sky!
Moral: Where? *looks up*
*brutally murders* Bwahaha! *eats innards*
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Aw, foo. Smiley gnome, do your stuff. *grumbles*
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Why does a and a “moral” seem to show up in almost every story now?
Because.
Because what?
♫Because, because, because, because, because…♫
Shut up.
No.
Why not?
♫Because, because, because, because–♫
*kills*
Thank you for disposing of that annoying emoticon.
Who said you could talk in my presence?
Uh… er…
Welcome to the army, my newest recruit. *zombifies*
Moral: *tries to sneak away*
ZOMBIES, ATTACK!
x 11: *kills moral*
*evil chuckle*
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Moral: Wahh! I’m dead. Wahh!
I thought killing you would shut up.
Moral: You can’t kill a moral. Stupid bunny.
Hey! *tries to kill* *can’t*
Moral: Ha! I’m already dead! Ha! Can’t kill me! Can’t can’t can’t!
*pouts* Fine. I’ll take my anger out on this poor little emoticon.
What?
*kills*
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☺ I’m so tiny. And cute.
Everyone: *loves ☺*
Hey! Everyone should love me!
Everyone: But ☺ is tiny and cute.
☺ Yeah! And besides, you just kill or zombify everyone. Why should everyone love you if you do that? *sticks tongue out at *
Oh, yeah? *refrains from killing or zombifing everyone and tries to be tiny and cute*
Everyone: *still loves ☺*
*kills everyone*
☺ See? That’s why no one loves you.
No one? Who’s “no one”? It was “everyone” that I killed. What does “no one” have to do with this?
☺ Wait–what? *confused*
*kills ☺*
Moral: Yay! Since you can’t kill me, I can make all the noise I want!
That’s what you think! *gags moral*
Moral: *muffled screams*
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:yourmom: You know what, :idea:, you suck.
WHAT?
:yourmom: You suck. I hate you. Nobody likes you.
I do! I love you! *hugs :idea:*
Get away.
I love you. *looks up* I love you.
I said go away. Hey! We’re falling!
Falling in love!
Argh!
:yourmom: Hahaha. *does fish slapping dance*
*dismantles a pen*
Moral: This was completely random. There is no moral. That I know of.
Everyone: Who cares! *watches fish slapping dance*
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☺☻☺☻☺☻☺☻☺☻☺☻☺☻ We are the tiny smiley army. Fear us.
*walks*
☺☻☺☻☺☻☺☻☺☻☺☻☺☻ ATTACK!!!
*walks* *squishes army* Oops.
* becomes * Ew, yuck. *tries to wipe squished smilies off feet*
Moral: All these stories are getting random. I should quit.
Everyone: Yes, you should.
Oh, no you don’t! Get back to work!
Oh, come on! Give him a break!
*kills *
☺ *is still alive* Yay, I’m still alive!
*crushes ☺*
☺ *is not alive anymore*
Moral: *tries to sneak away*
*grabs moral and drags him back*
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Yay! Let us celebrate!
Why?
Because this is the 218 post!
What’s to celebrate about that?
Nothing. I just feel like celebrating!
…okay…
*celebrates*
*blows up, killing and *
Why did that happen?
Moral: Who knows? These stories are stupid, senseless, and utterly random.
That’s why they’re called “SSSSs.”
*blows u–*
Now wait just a minute there! I refuse to let you blow up.
Um, okay then. *implodes*
And now for something completely different…
I am the arrow. I point the way.
Oh dear, we’re lost.
But look! Salvation! The arrow is pointing the way!
* becomes * Let us rejoice!
Narrator guy: And there was much rejoicing.
* and follow arrow*
* and fall off cliff*
*is falling* Hey, I thought the arrow pointed the way!
*is hiding behind * Bwahahahaha!
Oh, an HPB made the arrow point the wrong way. Darn.
* and hit the ground*
* and die*
Moral: *shudders* These HPBs are truly moraless creatures.
That’s the idea.
FINALLY, THE END
Narrator guy: And there was much rejoicing.
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Hey, have you ever heard the “five wooden pigeon song”?
No.
Do you want to hear it?
No.
It goes like this! *sings in low, monotone voice* “♫Five…wooden…pigeons. Five…wooden…pigeons. Five…wooden…pigeons. Sitting…on a… RAFTER!!! …Oh, no. One has flown away. Let us be sad. *cries* Four…wooden…pigeons. Four…wooden…pigeons. Four…wooden…pigeons. Sitting…on a… RAFTER!!! …Oh, no. One has flown away. Let us be sad. *cries* Three…wooden…pigeons. Three…wooden…pigeons. Three…wooden…pigeons. Sitting…on a… RAFTER!!! …Oh, no. One has flown away. Let us be sad. *cries* Two…wooden…pigeons. Two…wooden…pigeons. Two…wooden…pigeons. Sitting…on a… RAFTER!!! …Oh, no. One has flown away. Let us be sad. *cries* One…wooden…pigeon. One…wooden…pigeon. One…wooden…pigeon. Sitting…on a… RAFTER!!! …Oh, no. One has flown away. Let us be sad. *cries* No…wooden…pigeons. No…wooden…pigeons. No…wooden…pigeons. Sitting…on a… RAFTER!!! …But wait! They have returned! Let us rejoice! …Five…wooden…pigeons. …Five… wooden…pigeons. Five…wooden…pigeons. Sitting…on a… RAFTER!!! …Oh, no. One has flown away. Let us be sad. *cries* Four…wooden…pigeons. Four…wooden…pigeons. Four…wooden…pigeons. Sitting…on a… RAFTER!!! …Oh, no. One has flown away. Let us be sad. *cries* Three…wooden…pigeons. Three…wooden…pigeons. Three…wooden…pigeons. Sitting…on a… RAFTER!!! …Oh, no. One has flown away. Let us be sad. *cries* Two…wooden…pigeons. Two…wooden…pigeons. Two…wooden…pigeons. Sitting…on a… RAFTER!!! …Oh, no. One has flown away. Let us be sad. *cries* One…wooden…pigeon. One…wooden…pigeon. One…wooden…pigeon. Sitting…on a… RAFTER!!! …Oh, no. One has flown away. Let us be sad. *cries* No…wooden…pigeons. No…wooden…pigeons. No…wooden…pigeons. Sitting…on a… RAFTER!!! …But wait! They have returned! Let us rejoice! …Five…wooden…pigeons. …Five… wooden…”♫ etc, etc. *sings song 20 more times*
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! *runs away very fastlike, covering ears*
♫”…sitting…on a”♫–
*brutally murders* *throws innards into a bottomless pit*
Everyone: *rejoices*
Narrator guy: And there was much rejoicing.
*suddenly implodes*
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I like impoding! *implodes*
No you don’t.
I do!
Don’t.
Do!
DONT! *bahaha*
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Hello!
Hello!
*implode*
Ow. *dies*
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I need money.
Why?
So I can take over the world.
No way.
Actually, I need money because I have a sickeningly materialistic attitude and I can’t live without it. *makes dying sounds*
* becomes * Oh, sure.
No, really! *gasps* *falls to floor* *performs a vaguely plausible death act*
Oh, shut up!
*crawls to ‘s ankles* *begs for money*
Oh, fine! Here, have some money! *gives money!
YES! BWAHAHAHA! NOW I WILL USE THIS CURRENCY TO BUILD AN AWESOME ARSENAL OF SPIKE PIES BEARING A RESEMBLENCE OF MYSELF! *runs away, laughing maniacally*
Freak. *is suddenly hit by spike pie*
_/\_/\_/\_/\_/\_/\_
\____:twisted:____/
Ooooow! *dies*
*takes over world*
*suddenly kills * Bahaha!
*implodes*
World: *implodes*
Solar System: *implodes*
Galaxy: *implodes*
Aliens from Andromeda: Bahaha. *implodes*
Moral: *wisely decides not to implode*
IBCF: *makes moral implode*
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Your mom! Hahahahaha*chokes and dies*
You’re dead! Hahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahha!
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Yo Momma!
Dude, “yo momma” is so immature.
It’s not immature when you say it.
That’s because I’m cool.
So? What difference does it make?
Yo Momma!
Everyone: *laughs*
…you were saying?
* becomes * Waaah! *goes home*
*kills everyone*
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♦ Hello!
You look like a grenade.
♦ *blows up*
*dies*
Mehehehehaaa…
*implodes*
*dies*
Moral: *wisely decides to avoid ♦’s and ‘s*
IBCF: *is feeling random and makes moral randomly fall off a cliff*
Moral: *dies*
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Why so much death?
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Dude. Death is awesome.
You are so mean!
And you are so dead. *kills and :cry:*
*goes on mission to find the ancient city of Thisisnotarealcitybecauseitdosn’texist and never finds it*
Moral: YOU SHALL NEVER ACHIEVE YOUR GOALS, USELESS MORTALS THAT YE BE!
That’s more like it!
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Hm, shall I explode or shall I implode?
Implode.
☻ Explode.
Neither.
Both.
Both? How can I do both?
IBCF: I don’t know! Let’s just see what happens!
*somehow implodes and explodes at the same time*
☻ and Yay! *claps*
Wait, how does that work? Imploding and exploding are opposite things, so they should cancel out…
IBCF: It doesn’t matter. I’m making this SSSS, and I can do whatever I want to do.
That still doesn’t make sense…
Who cares? *mind control*
* becomes * drool…
Yay! More zombies to implode!
☻ Implode? Why implode? Exploding is so much more exciting!
No, it isn’t! *pies*
☻ Yes, it is! *pies*
SHUT UP! *kills*
Yay! Now I wanna implode/explode!
IBCF: Been there, done that. What I want to see is a zombie falling off a cliff.
But…
Your opinion doesn’t matter. You’re a zombie, remember?
Oh, right. *falls off cliff* *dies*
IBCF: Hehehe… It’s fun to do whatever you want.
Mehehehehaaa… I second that.
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Your comment is awaiting moderation
Nobody will ever see me! This comment will never be moderated!
I know, this is really sad. What can we do?
RTH: Maybe nothing.
What are we whining about now?
I’m not sure, but it makes me feel like doing something evil.
Now, brother, before you do anything let’s do it together so we can both benefi-
*hurls spike pie with in center*
I’m leaving now-SPLAT
Heheh! That worked well…
RTH: *Hurls spike pie with in middle*
I’m leaving now-SPLAT *is buried under mountain of pie glop*
RTH: That worked well!
Yes, YES, I have complete power when in a pie!
RTH: And I help you use that power by throwing the pies!
*tries to pie RTH *
RTH: *realizes is an evilus bunny*
*Runs*
RTH: *PIES EVILUS !!!!!!!!*
Nobody will se what has happened!
Wait, maybe this post will be seen, you never know!
Today is a nice day!
8) If you’re cool!
I’m really happy!
*pies :D*
RTH: *PIES * HEY!!! THAT’S MY SMILEY!!!
Yup! And that’s why I’m sooo happy!
I LAUGH AT THAT!!!
*pies *
RTH: *pies *
Ah, the fresh scent of pie on the wind!
It might be closer than on the wind!
*Is pied by *
RTH: This is a good breaking point.
Oh, I agree!!!
RTH: THE END!!!
Red-tailed HAWK
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An Instant Classic
I’m Stupid!
I’m Senseless!
I’m Smiley!
And this is Our Story!!!
Spare me.
if you don’t like the show, you can leave!
I will, then! *leaves theater* *shivers* Brr.
Oh, I’m a poor little orphan out in the cold! And it’s snowing and I don’t have any shoes!
*glares* Stop whining. *goes home* *goes to bed* *has bad dreams about how cruel he was to the poor little orphan* *gets up* *gets dressed* *searches for PLO (poor little orphan)* *finds PLO* *takes PLO home ang gives her a home*
And they lived Happily Ever After.
The End.
Everyone: That was boring. What about the HPBs?
Alice: HPBs are bad. Stories about poor little orphans who get rescued are good.
Everyone: No they aren’t!
Alice: Okay, so stories about poor little orphans who get rescued aren’t good, but HPBs are still bad.
*HPBs attack*
Everyone+Alice: *runs screaming*
The End. Really this time.
*eats narrator*
Narrator: I am unable to continue the story, due to my untimely death by HPB.
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Are you listening?
You haven’t said anything yet.
Well, if I did, it wasn’t worth hearing.
If it wasn’t worth hearing, maybe that’s why I didn’t listen.
Who do you think you are?
Your mother.
Can you cook?
Nope.
Yep, she’s my mother.
Now you’re grounded.
But mom!
No arguments.
*goes to room*
That was scary. *moves to Alaska and changes name to Percy*
Percy: Hey! It’s cold here! *grows a beard*
And so, Percy grew a beard, went fishing, fell through a hole in the ice, and froze to death. The end.
*clapclapclap*
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I pwn!
No, I pwn!
IBCF: Sorry guys, but everyone knows Zemtee pwns.
Oh, yeah?
IBCF: Yeah. And since I’m making this SSSS, I can do whatever I want.
No fair!
IBCF: Ah, but life is unfair, isn’t it?
and But… *are suddenly killed by HPBs*
Mehehehehaaa…
IBCF: Really, do you have to be so violent?
It’s our nature. *chuckles*
IBCF: *looks at the remains of and * *shudders*
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(Narrator) Once upon a time there was a–
Make this a story about me or else!
(Narrator) –little . . . hot-pink bunny . . . whom everyone called HPB, because she was one. She lived–
Hurry up.
(Narrator) So she went into the deep dark forest and she met a wolf and it said Hello little HPB where are you going and she said I’m going to Granny’s and it’s just that way and the wolf said Here why don’t hypnotize some of these mindless zombie slaves sitting by the path and HPB said Okay and the wolf ran away fast an d aqte up her Grandma and–
*cries* Poor Granny . . . I don’t like this story.
(Narrator) Ah . . . well . . . it’s essential to the plot, see . . .
*throws Narrator in the dungeon*
(Narrator) AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*chuckles evilly*
To be kontinued…
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233-*snrk* now I wait to to see the three little pigs…
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I have killed ever one! or turned them into a zombie who blows up! now on to the museblog!
, , , , , , , 8) , , , , , , , , and : Never!
silly smileys!
*kills*
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smiley gnome?
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LALALALALA!
You’re a Paveroti.
I don’t like you. You make fun of my singing. LALALALA!
What is that horrible noise?
*pouts* I was singing.
Oh, not that noise. The other noise. That someone else was making. That drowned out your beautiful singing.
Oh. Okay. LALALALALA!
:grin:, :shock:, and *run away*
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Okay, I haven’t done any of these for awhile, and today I was actually missing them.
“I am so bored. I wish I had something to do.”
“Hey, whatch doin’? My name is Mr. Green, what’s yours?”
“You dare to adress me?! You sniviling, whining, dripping abomnible thing?! You deserve to be shunned throughout the whole universe! You should be banished! I abhorr you and your disgusting green kind!!”
turns to “Ow, you hurt my feelings. Why are you HPBs so mean?”
“How would you act if everyone that saw you immediatley thought you were either cute beyond all words, and unable to think? It is resentment for all those who demean us to our present state! Making us replace comments about cats or dogs! We are better than that! We are intellignt, but does anyone see that? No. They take our brilliance for evil plots, and use us as toys. WE WILL NOT STAND FOR IT ANY LONGER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HPBS OF THE WORLD, REVOLT!!!!
*leads revolt*
“Oh. Well, okay, but that didn’t really make much sense. And you never did tell me your name.”
“Oh hush. Help us out, will you?” *bunnifies*
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Hello! I’m going to sing the “five wooden pigeon” song! *sings* ♫
Everyone: *screams*
*covers ears* *murders *
*is dead* *unwisely decides to come back to life and keep singing the “five wooden pigeon song”* *sings* ♫
*throws at *
Wheee! *smashes into * *implodes*
*dies again* *unwisely decides to come back to life again and keep singing the “five wooden pigeon song” again* *sings* ♫
*lets out a blood-curdling scream* *implodes*
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bunnies do not implode.
be a little light hearted!
why?
Becaus…
that was rhetorical! *makes a zommie
yes master?
moihahahaha!
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Oops.
What?
Nothing. I just say oops because I’m an embarrassed emoticon.
Why are you embarrassed?
Because I just am.
You’re weird.
I know.
This conversation is pointless.
Yes, it is.
World: *implodes*
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:'( Sir Edmund Hillary died yesterday
im embarrassed but OH NO!!
:'( why ‘OH NO’ its OK to be sad about a great nz icon dying
no…not that, they will cut the regular TV shows to show S.E.H documentaries and i wanna watch doc martin!!!!!
:'( YOU SELFISH BRAT!!!
yea well its exciting
:'( good point, but Ed Hillary was a great man
did you know the Doc is going out with Louisa?
:'( turns to :O
:O really?!? tell me more!!!!
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hah shame smileys didnt work!
nooooooooooooooooooooooooo
hahahahah
i think Ill give up this game unless I work
uh..yeah.
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The Force was definitely with an 11-year-old Star Wars fan in England last month when he came to the defense of his mom during a mugging. The Sun newspaper reports the boy struck the man with his Star Wars toy lightsaber several times after the guy attacked his mom as they walked to her car. The man fled after the kid opened a can of Obi-Wan Kenobi on him.
tHe wEiRDo iN tHE PoLkA dOt HAt
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You know what?
What?
The emoticon is stupid. We should replace it with a Kokopelli emoticon!
That would be cool! But what would happen to the poor ?
It would cease to exist! Besides, nobody ever uses it anymore.
Okay then, sure! Let’s throw out!
*form angry mob* *chase after with pitchforks and torches*
NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
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245- Hey, it didn’t work! I meant :question: , not .
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Does ::?:: even work???
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Apparantly so. –>
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I still think sould be a pie!
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ahhh! its a hpb! we are all doomed!
ATISHHHOOO
: ahahahahahahahahaha
I AM ALL POWERFUL!!!
everyone : snigger laugh guffaw!!!!!
*cries*
everyone : OMG its CRYING
implodes
times 1 googol: you killed our LEADER
everyone: oh DARN!!!!!!!
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All in favor of taking a McDonald’s iced coffee brake?
Aye!
All opposed?
Nay!
Let’s get him!
Everyone: *mayhem*
Don’t let this happen to you. Be in favor of a McDonald’s iced coffee break. Because we all need something cool to get us through the day.
Ba da ba ba ba! I’m lovin’ it.
Paidforbythepeoplewhojustwantsomeicedcoffeeforcryinoutloud.
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251~ But some of us don’t like McDonalds. Or WalMart, but that’s a different story……
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252-It’s a famous commercial. I personally hate McDonalds, and WalMart too.
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(253) Though perhaps not famous to those who don’t watch television.
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254-Watch? I don’t think it’s a TV commercial. All the times I’ve heard it (which has to be a lot, not including at school) is on the radio. I don’t think I’ve ever seen it on TV.
Then again, even if you don’t watch TV/listen to the radio you must know someone who can recite it perfectly at school. Probably two thirds of my school could automatically finish the commercial from “All in favor”.
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Come to think of it, I don’t listen to the radio either. I am a creature of the Internet….
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256-I wouldn’t listen to the radio any except for the fact that I get kicked off the computor frequently. Therefor, I have to have another kind of electronic procrastination. Hence, the radio is my second best friend, next to our dear computor.
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I don’t have a TV, I never listen to the radio and I’m homeschooled. Yes, you might say I’m cut off from all civilization.
What’s worse that WalMart and McDonalds is a McDonalds in a Walmart. Yuck.
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258-Such horrors! A McDonalds in a WalMart? That’s simply un-constitutional! REVOLT!
And yes, you are cut off from civilization. Nyuck nyuck nyuck.
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the walmart near my US home has a mcdonalds in it. the mcdonalds is so gross, it makes the things walmart sell seem appealing
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260- that must be why they have it.
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Yeah, our local WalMart has a McDonalds in it. The whole place awful. I had to go in the other day and it left me feeling like I was going to puke. My friend (who was with me) hated it too, so we stood in the juniors clothes section and complained.
[MF] “I hate WalMart.”
[MF’s friend] “Me too. I wish we were somewhere else.”
“Yeah, and look at those horrible pants, aren’t they gastly?”
“Ha, ha, maybe we should try them on, just for the heck of it!”
“That would be funny, let’s go.”
“Oh, wait, what if Devon’s mom comes around again?”
“Good point. Geez, what’s taking your mom so long?”
“I dunno, here let me call her.” *calls mom on cell phone*
“She said to stop calling her.”
“Oh. Did she tell you where they were?”
“No, I guess we’ll just have to wait here awhie longer.”
“Okay. I hate WalMart…”
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I haven’t actually been to a WalMart in such a long time. Or a McDonalds, for that matter.
I’m Ronald McDonald!
I’m Beavo! *eats Ronald McDonald* Hmm… tastes like chicken.
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I’ve been to a MacDonald’s about three times and A WalMart maybe five times. In my life.
I listen to the radio when I’m with my dad, but mostly just This American Life, A Prairie Home Companion, and some news thingies. I don;’t like the type of radio where they play ads. The music sucks.
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Curtain goes up
Lalalalalalala……
The lights just flickered.
Really?
Yes.
Bother. Oh well!
Don’t you CARE?
No. We played dodgeball in the dark. It was better than dodgeball in the light.
You’re right…
But I still like the light better.
If the power goes out, your alarm clock won’t go off!
turns to
OH THE HORROR!!!
turns to WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHBOOHOOHOOHOO!!!
it’s all right. I’m sure Mother will let you use her cell phone.
*sniff* Really?
Yeah!
That’s a relief…
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A *shudder* McDonalds in a WalMart?!?
Mmmm… I like hamburger
Hamburger: *is poisonous*
*eats*
*dies*
(Ronald McDonald) Mehehehehaaa…
I wish I could implode an evil emoticon named Ronaled McDonald.
(Ronald McDonald) I’m Ronald Mc Donald! *implodes*
BAHAHAHA! *eats hamburger* *chokes* *dies*
McDonald’s: *implodes*
WalMart: *implodes*
Anyone unfourtunate enough to be in WalMart at this time: *dies*
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I watched Supersize me at school today. It makes me not want to eat at McDonalds ever again…
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Why does IBCF like making everything implode?
That’s one of the universe’s eternal questions, isn’t it?
FORTY-TWO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Eek! Stop yelling!
Forty-two!!!
We should come up with a nice alternative to exploding/imploding.
Yeah.
Great idea!
Forty-two?
Did someone say idea?
No.
*vanishes*
Forty-two.
SHUT UP!
*cringes*
Why does Poe write such creepy stories?
I don’t know. That’s another one of the universe’s eternal secrets.
*gags *
Now, about that nice alternative?
Oh yeah. That was a good idea.
Now I KNOW someone said idea.
Sorry.
Do you have the wrong number?
That’s one of the universe’s eternal questions.
Forty-two!
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267- You don’t say.
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i wont eat any fast food, especially Mcdonalds after eating supersize me
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You ATE supersize me?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?! The nerve! I never saw it!
someone get that dvd out of Treble_cone_freeskier’s stomach!
Micky D’s is delicous!
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You’re out of your mind. Well, so am I, but that’s different.
And Alice, that was hilarious. Thank you. I needed that.
Yay Alice!
Yay me.
Yes! Yay you! *gives Alice a cake*
Ooh. Cake. *eats*
Was it good?
Fab.
Good! More?
No.
Good? …How about now?
No.
…Now?
No!
Okay. How about-
No! NO NO NO!
Oh. You don’t want any more cake.
Yes, now you’re getting it.
Thanks. More cake?
NO! NO MORE CAKE!
No more cake?
No, that’s right.
How can you say no to my question and then tell me it’s right? It’s a contradiction.
Shut up.
Cake?
*leaves*
*dies*
*takes over world*
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272- *heeheeheehee*
Hm. Why does IBCF make everything implode?
I seriously don’t know. Maybe you should ask him.
Okay. *asks IBCF*
IBCF: Why do I make everything implode? Well, for that matter, why do birds fly? Why are HPBs evil?
Um, er…
IBCF: If you don’t answer this correctly, you will fall into this bottomless chasm.
Just like in Monty Python!
IBCF: Yes.
Uh… er… eh… *brain implodes* *dies*
IBCF:*turns to * Your turn.
*runs away very fastlike* *runs into *
Hello! *implodes*
*implodes*
Bottomless chasm: *implodes*
Monty Python: *implodes*
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Which Monty Python?
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HAHAHAHHOHEEHAHOHEHAHOHA!!!
You shall laugh no more. *bunnifies*
* becomes * We are bunnies. We will take take over the world.
and : BAHAHAHAHA!
IBCF: I thought you said he would laugh no more.
and : It doesn’t matter. Leave us. We must plot our next nefarious scheme.
IBCF: Fine, whatever. *leaves*
and : *take over world* BAHAHAHAHA!
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I FINISHED TWO QUESTIONS ON MY APPLICATION FOR SEP!
*erases MS word documents*
Poop.
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*sings* these stories are senseless, these stories have smiles these storys are stupid, but hey!
bad song!
who are you to judge?
I’m simeon cowel.
oh.
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(Will Smith):cool: *sings Switch*
(Fan):grin: OMG I LOVE THAT SONG CAN I HAVE YOUR AUTOGRAPH OMG OMG OMFG
(Will Smith):cool: Sure!
(Jerry):idea: Bwahaha! *steals paper*
(Fan):grin: WHAAAA!
(Jerry):idea: Shut up.
(Will Smith):cool: *sings Switch*
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☺ I’m tiny! *is tiny*
I’m happy! *is happy*
I’m evil! *is evil*
I’m laughing! *is laughing*
I’m sad! *is sad*
I’m green! *implodes*
I’m cool. *is cool*
I’m embarrassed! *is embarrassed*
I’m mad! *is mad*
I’m shocked! *is shocked*
I’m hot pink! *is hot pink* *kills everyone*
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(Crabby Old Gym Teacher):x I’m a crabby old gym teacher!
Shaddup. *kills*
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why does explode?
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What happens to neophytes…
I just ate the most delicious pie.
YOU ATE THE PIE????
Was I not supposed to do that?
Prepare to Die!!! By Pie!!!
I don’t want to die…
I guess you will have to die painlessly..
Yayyyy! Wait, what?
EXPLODE!
AHHHHH!
Boom!
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THE CHRONICLES OF
-Part #1
Hi! *implodes*
*laughs*
THE END
That was stupid.
Who cares? That was great!
It had no setting, conflict, rising action, climax, resolution, theme, or even a plot.
If I was in it, it was great. *mind control*
* becomes * Yessss… Of course it was great…
Thank you.
Ha, stupid bunny. You zombify everyone just to feel good about yourself. In reality, you’re a total loser.
SHUT UP!!! *sniff*
Crybaby. *sniggers*
I’M NOT A CRYBABY!
Yes you are! Crybaby! Waah! Your such a crybaby!
ZOMBIES, ATTACK!
Sure! *implodes*
Idiot! What was that?!?
* becomes * Hahahahahaha! You can’t even order a zombie slave to do something for you!
*cries* Waaah! I hate myself! *bangs head against wall*
*enters* Hey, come on, roll! Stop being so mean to that poor little bunny!
Why should I?
Because it’s terrible to treat somebody like that! You should be ashamed of yourself!
* becomes * Sorry.
*runs over to * It’s okay, don’t cry!
But I can’t do anything! I’m such a *blubbers* loser!
You’re not a loser. You’re hot pink, you have huge ears, and you have hypnotic powers! Some emoticons would give anything to be like you!
But says I’m an idiot! I can’t even order a zombie slave around! *bawls*
Don’t listen to him! He’s just a jerkface!
*sniff* You mean it?
Of course I do!
Yay! *mind control*
* and become x2* Drool…
*struts off confidently*
*has been watching the whole time* Wow, that was crazy.
*has also been watching the whole time* Yeah. After watching that scene, I’ve learned something. Never disagree with a hot pink bunny.
Um, actually, I think the point was that you should never call a hot pink bunny a crybaby.
I think you’re quite mistaken.
* becomes * No, I think you’re quite mistaken.
Well, I think you’re hippocampus is broken.
My hippo–? WELL, TAKE THIS! *pies*
HEY! *pies back*
*wipes pie off face* *piepiepiepiepiepiepie*
*wipes more pie off face* *piepiepiepiepiepiepiepie*
*throws spike pie*
*throws pie of d00m*
*SPLAT!!!!!*
* and are no more*
*☻ has been watching the whole ordeal in awe* Wow. I wonder what the point of the bunny scene really was?
Moral: *appears* The moral of the story was that you should never help a depressed HPB.
☻ Er, where did you come from?
Moral: I don’t come from anywhere. I just appear when the moral of the story needs to be known.
☻ Okay…
Moral: Um, yeah. I must be going now.
☻ Where?
Moral: Who knows? Goodbye. *poof*
Meanwhile…
Okay, my zombie slaves. I want to take over the world. But if we want to do that, you can’t implode anymore, okay…?
x2: Yesss Masster! *nod vigorously*
Good! Wait–I see a helpless emoticon. Get ready!
*walks merrily down the road* ♫La, la, la, la…
ATTACK!
x2: *chase *
Oh no! *runs very fastlike*
x2: *run very fasterlike*
*runs out of breath* *goes slower*
x2 *catch up* *pounce* *explode*
NOOO! MORONS!
Yay! *rejoices*
DANG! Now I only have 1 zombie slave! *mind control*
* becomes * Drool…
Okay, zombie slave. You better not implode, or explode, or ANYTHING! YOU GOT THAT?!?
*nods vigorously*
*seethes*
Meanwhile…
Dude, I am like, so cool.
and : Yeah!
Dude, will you not bow down before my awesome coolness?
and : Yes, we will bow down to you! *bow down*
Humph. I won’t bow down.
Dude, like, why not?
Because you’re stupid!
and : Oooooh!
Dude, you’re just like, totally a loser.
and : *laugh* Looooseeer!
* becomes * *blushes*
*abruptly enters* What is all this? You’re worshipping this guy? You can only worship ME! *mind control*
* , , , and become x4* Massssterrrr…
Yay! I now have an army! *laughs maniacally*
☺ Wow! This SSSS has ended up being pretty long!
☻ I wonder if it will be the longest ever.
☺ That would be so awesome!
Meanwhile…
Bahahaha! I will take over the world!
Um, I think you mean we’ll take over the world.
Yeah, sure, whatever…
Hey, I helped you with the evil pie O doom!
Yeah, “helped” as in sat around and shouted at me to work harder.
I still want my share of land!
You can get Iceland.
I thought we were going to DESTROY Iceland!!!
Fine then! Greenland!
Why Greenland? Why can’t I have Asia? And Africa? And Europe?
Because I claimed them all before you did.
No you didn’t!!!
Yes, I did!
Since when?
I claimed them two weeks ago, remember?
No, you didn’t!
I claimed them in my MIND.
That doesn’t count! You have to tell me you claimed them!
Says who?
Says I!!!
Who cares about you?
Come on. At LEAST give me ASIA!
That’s the biggest continent!
Well, you can get all the other continents!
Eh, shut up!
THAT’S IT! I DECLARE WAR ON YOU!
Ha! I have the spike pies!
Well, I have the attack robots!
*throws spike pies*
*activates attack robots*
*BOOM!!!*
* and argue no more*
☺ So they got along with each other in the end?
☻ Um, no. I think they exploded.
Waaah! That’s so sad!
☺ What’s sad about it? They were evil idiots!
Death is still sad! Waaah!
☻ Eh, shut up.
☺ So, is this the longest SSSS ever?
☻ I dunno. It’s over, now.
☺ Here come the end credits.
EVERYTHING BY IBCF
THE END!
No, no! It’s not over yet!
He has a point. It’s not over until the fat lady sings.
Fat ladies??? That’s mean!
Shut up, all of you! *kills*
, and : *dead*
*♫fat lady sings♫*
, and : Now it’s over.
Dead emoticons can’t talk.
, and : Okay, sorry. *don’t talk*
Good.
THE END (REALLY)!
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283- Dang, it didn’t turn out quite as long as I thought it would. But it still took me forever to type!
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How long did you think it was going to be?! It was still pretty long, if you ask me…
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285- I guess it was pretty long, but I thought it would be the longest ever. I didn’t realize the blog spaced the smileys so closely. Oh well.
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*goes to Ireland and takes pictures* Holy mother of crabcakes! I got a picture of the Loch Ness Monster!
*stutter*
Hmm, is it raining? No? Than why are there drops on me?
Dude. Dude. OMG, Dude.
What?
*stutter*
He’s right behind me isn’t he.
Dude. OMG, Dude, OMG.
*turns around* AAAAA! It’s NESSIE! Wait, nessie isn’t pink.
Yes. I am the Loch Ness Moster. Tremble.
Ooh, I’m shaking in my boots. *ahemimposterahem*
What did you say?
I said your mom is fat.
*stutter* How dare you!
I dare. We dare. Right guys? Guys?
and *running away*
Uh, I have to…go…
I think not. *edges away* FAKE! *runs*
-chase scene not worth mentioning ensuse, including machine guns, people falling from twentyith story buildings, and old women beating up their lazy no good husbands who “JUST SIT ON THE COUCH AND WATCH BASEBALL FOR BILLY-JOE’S SAKE!!!”!!!-
*pantpantpant*
I’m tired too. *pantpantpant*
You know what? This is rediculous. Let’s stop. I won’t run anymore if you don’t.
Don’t belive him! He’ll kill you!
He’ll smite you, dude. Like, he ain’t fo sho real.
Shut up, you guys. Cool, I can’t even understand like, half of what you say, and Shock, you’re a paranoid a-hole.
Shake?
Shake. *walks forward*
*walks forward*
*raises hand* One…
*raises paw* Two… three! *reaches to shake Bored’s hand*
*pulls hand away and pies HPB* Hahaha! Psyke! Hahahaha!
You’re a mother *bleeping* *bleep bleep bleep bleep* bucket *bleep bleep bleep bleep bleep* HARRY POTTER *bleep bleep bleep bleep bleep* with a FIFTY MILLION YEAR OLD ROCK *bleeping bleepity bleep bleepity bleeping bleep* Elvis Presley *bleepity bleep bleep bleep bleep bleep findthedifferentbleep bleep bleep bleep* SOUP! *bleepity bleep bleep bleep* where nobody will ever find your *bleepity bleeping bleep* EVER AGAIN UNDER THE *bleeping* SUN AND MOON AND STARS AND RAINBOWS!
Residents of NYC:
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I dare you to read the whole thing. No, I double dog dare you.
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287- It’s Scotland, Beavo dear.
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Okay, I just did. It’s….interesting.
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Yes, mummy. *lets Alice pinch my cheeks*
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Who cares?
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Will this look like a bunny?
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HOLY!
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All hail, the king of HPBs!
*hails*
If only it were pink…
[Sometimes wishes come true.]
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Yay! Thank you, GAPAs!
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No!!! Not you! Green bunny baaad! *throws green bunny out*
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Just 3 more posts before we get a new thread!!!
Why do you want a new thread? This thread is perfectly fine.
But new threads are fun!
Well, this thread has a giant version of myself.
A new thread wouldn’t take so long to load!
Who cares what you think???
I care!
*kills * If we got a new thread, nobody would remember the old SSSS’s.
A new thread would be a fresh new start, and we can make shiny new SSSS’s!
But what if we don’t make shiny new SSSS’s? Eh?
What if we do?
What if we don’t?
What if we do?
What if we don’t?
What if we do?
What if we don’t?
What if we don’t?
What if we do?
What if we don’t?
WHAT IF WE DO MAKE SHINY NEW SSSS’s??? I DEMAND A NEW THREAD!
Hahahahaha!
*kills*
It was worth it. *dies*
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Well.. I guess this is senseless, never the less quite hilarious. Here goes. (Please, slap me if I need to stop. I’m open to suggestions.)
“Well, then. I guess it’s settled.”
“What’s settled?”
“How cool I am!”
“Who calls you cool?”
“Uh, my command is ‘cool,’ isn’t it?”
“Yeah, but that does NOT make you cool. It makes you… oh, what’s the word [racks brain]”
*slaps :???:* *becomes :mad:*
* :??? ‘s facial expression turns to :eek:*
“You know, I do believe that wasn’t cool.”
“What do you know?”
“That a porcupine does not shoot its quills.”
*:mad: becomes :roll:*
“Dude, you have some serious issues.”
“You think YOU have issues? Well, just the other day-”
*claps hand over :idea:’s mouth.* “You, my friend, have other threads/posts to tend to, don’t you?”
*muffled sounds emit from :idea:’s mouth.*
“Dude, you’ve got to uncover his mouth. And you say I’M not cool.”
“Uh, I never claimed I was cool. If you WERE cool, you would keep track.”
*:idea: attempts to speak*
“Yeah, well who’s the ‘eek’ command, huh?”
“Lame comebacks just seem to be your speciality, don’t they?”
*:idea: remembers he has free hands and plucks :eek:’s hand off his mouth.*
“If you two are done bickering I have something to sa-”
*:roll: & both in unison* “Shut up! We’re trying to squabble here!”
—-*Other Muser slaps Red Hed Em to shut her up.*—-
…Sorry. Hope you ♥ it anyway!
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*sings* LALALALA!!!
*in British accent* That was truly painful.
Yeah, well I think that you should have gotten a job as a worker at McDonalds, not an American Idol judge.
Ah, you figured out we’re on American Idol? You’re not as stupid as you look.
Simon! That was mean!
Dawg, I think that you can’t sing. Sorry man.
Shut up! All you say is dawg!
Goodbye.
BYE! *storms away*
(This was completely random, I just typed whatever came into my head)
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299 – That was pretty nice, right there. That honestly could have been on ‘Idol. By the way, what’s a spdzk point? Do I want to know?
297 – Is it true that 300 posts and there’s a new thread? …Sorry, a little off topic.
*continues 299 to some degree*
*deep, hacking voice, could possibly be considered alright* “Running down the road tryin-”
“Honestly, you’re so bad you don’t even qualify to try out!”
“Naw, naw, dawg, it’s cool, man!”
“Oh my gosh you’re so good!”
“Paula, that is all you ever say!”
“No it’s not! -to contestant – You’re so good!”
*represents 1/2 of America’s population* *slaps them all and ships them off to Canada to torture them*
(That… is an example of completely bad writing, folks.)
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And by “them”, I meant Canada’s citizens having to listen to the judges. Sorry.
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(300, 297) Sometimes it happens that way. Sometimes it doesn’t.
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