*Role-playing game. To keep it interesting, the administrators are laying down a few rules and restrictions. Characters may include
- the Muses (from Muse magazine or ancient Greek mythology);
- people or animals featured in the magazine (for example, tenrecs);
- Muse editors and other staff members;
- famous real people, living or dead; and
- fictional characters first created before the year 1900.
Within the above restrictions, the choice of locations and adventures is up to you. This may require a little research, but we’re sure you can handle it. Fair enough?
first post!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (i will bee Kokopelli)
aaaaw. erm…i’ll be Crraw then…or Bo…or Crraw…or Bo…or arrrgh i can’t decide. I’ll just wait until somebody picks one of them and then i’ll be the other.
I want to be Bo!
*gazes at sky and chews grass*
Ok i’ll be crraw then.
hi folks im stalin
Nice.
Quagga were a type of Zebra that are now extrinct.
*keeps chewing grass and staring into space*
Fellow muses so dear
The Great Crraw is here!
To talk for aeiou
but do not gripe
she can type
for herself
All hail Crraw!
The best of them all!
Except for Koko
But i must’ve been loco
To say that. Or maybe
Ebeth has been
Talking through me then.
Disregard what i said
Get it out of your head
I am the best
Now let the matter rest.
That is really bad poetry. You make a great Ccraw.
Mosquitos have 42 teeth.
i agree terrible poetry
Thank you Bo
For the compliment. Oh
I am so happy now
Allow me to take a bow
How I love bad poetry
Even if it involves trying to rhyme poetry
aoetry, boetry, coetry, doetry
eoetry, foetry, goetry, hoetry
ioetry, joetry, koetry, loetry
moetry, noetry, oetry, quoetry
roetry, soetry, toetry, uoetry,
woetry, xoetry, yoetry, zoetry!
Oh woe-etry
I cannot find-oetry
Something-oetry
to rhyme with poetry
That makes any sense at all
What a terrible, terrible fall.
you are so evil, gapa. the only books i have that were written before 1900 are huck finn and the bible (which isn’t fictional anyway) neither of them i have read.
ill be bush. that shpuld be fun.
no- wait ill be king arthur
i can’t decide
None of those words are real.
76% of statistics are made up on the spot.
stupid restrictions, now i can’t use Issy or any of the other characyers i made up last time….. fine i’ll be aeiou… if no one is her yet…
The bible isn’t fictional? Whoops, I typed that aloud. Hurts, I know, but oh well. Truth is like medicine.
I want to be Rosalind, from first Rosalynde and then Shakespeare’s As You Like It. Oh well.
well the bible is a matter of opinon. lets not get into that.
charles dickens is from bfore 1900 and isnt this supposed to be a
RPG?
Is the bible a work of fiction?
Or is it not?
I’m sensing a bit of friction.
Are things getting hot?
Why there’s a thread for that
So go on! Scat!
The Hot Topics is the place to be
Unless you want to RPG
With me
Wheee!!!
i love being crraw ♥ thank you lilbro777 and ishmael for taking my other options
whoops that was me. I forgot i changed my name in order to give Em what she desperately wanted-proof that I was sleepynighttimedragon. SNTD probably hates my doubly now, cuz after this everybody’ll think it’s me. But it’s not. I was humoring Em people.
oh well it was zapped anyway. ZAP!!!! zap! zap! zap! wheee…sry i love that word…
Ode to Zap
Oh Zap
How I do love thee
So pretty
you look on the screen
Oh Zap
you are such a cool word
I would turn into a bird
To be able to say
If i may?
The most lovely of all words
ZAP!!!!!!
yay for bad poetry!
you’re right! it is an rpg!
Bush
*walks up to podium*
“Rarely is the question asked, is our children learning?”
Wait it wasn’t zapped. Never mind. Well the Ode To Zap still stands, cuz Zap is a cool word. zap zap zappity zapzapzapzap *goes off singing* zap zap zaaap zap zap zaaaap zap zap zap zap zaaaap
if you post something, and then change your name and post again, you won’t be able to see your other post until it gets moderated, and it looks like it got eaten. the same thing happened to me.
Koko
lalalalalalalalalalalalalalala *plays a few notes on flute and wonders how to start a pie war….*
me
why don’t we make our muses names bold, like in the other RPG?
I shall be……er……how about……Ooh! No, wait…….Can I be the mysterious voice from above?
sphinx can be the mysterious voice from above and lets actually role play people!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
EBETH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! hey stop pretending that you were me!!!! hmmmmmmphhhh….. okay people, i am NOT, N-O-T NOT, ebeth!!!! sheesh… you’re mean!!!!!
oh, and i shall be the dragon who guards the cave of golden pies!!!!!
i know i just made that up…. but still… pwease oh pwease can I be the dragon who guards the cave of golden pies?
sure but lets do something here!!!!!!
Sorry, I can’t roleplay effectively without a plot of some sort.
Speaking of which, I had my D&D game today! Next time I am starting a new team for newbies (like Sphinx and Ishmael). Steel finally got to prove her skills. She jumped across a ten-foot moat full of alligators, helped tame a leopard, saved a prisinor in a dungeon from a careoke machine playing Prince Charming singing, did acrobatics to impress a crotchety old man on a boat in a sea of plastic to get him to help her, used an effective stunning attack on a fairy godmother two levels above herself, tumbled through the space claimed by a dire ape without getting clawed and made it ten feet away from the thing before she had to stop, and threw some bic ball-point pens at Rapunzel (well, not the last one but she wanted to).
Phoenix,
I’ll bet you could effectively concoct a plot of some sort. Then everybody could roleplay.
–Robert
Koko
OK, people, here we are, bored out of our skulls. Let’s go check the fan mail.
…
Koko
fine, ill just go alone. *walks over to fmp. chuckles evilly and begins sorting through mail.* hum de dum de deep de do……. *secretly makes pies w/ letters about to be dumped into fmp* mwah ha ha ha. *turns around suddenly w/ pies in hand* fan mail letter pies! mwahahahahahahahahahaha*cough*hahahaha- sry. carrying on…. *starts hurling pies at everyone.* die, die, die, and eat paper! *starts to chant* PIE WAR PIE WAR PIE WAR PIE WAR PIE WAR PIE WAR PIE WAR PIE WAR PIE WAR PIE WAR PIE WAR PIE WAR PIE WAR PIE WAR PIE WAR PIE WAR PIE WAR PIE WAR PIE WAR PIE WAR PIE WAR PIE WAR PIE WAR PIE WAR PIE WAR PIE WAR PIE WAR PIE WAR PIE WAR PIE WAR PIE WAR PIE WAR PIE WAR PIE WAR!!! mwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
now, for the fun! *pushes bo and crraw into fmp. crraw pulls him in after them* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH! *thump*
Bush
we have intelligence that kokopelli is making weapons of mass destruction. army, go and overthrow kokopelli and take control of kokonino county
army:marches off too kokonimo county
Star Nosed Mole
Thank you for the paper kokopelli, but it’s kind of tastless. The crust, on the other hand, is delectable. *eats crust*
Koko
*having gotten out of the fmp, he addresses bush’s army*
HAIL AND WELL MET! if you are dissatisfied with bush, vote me president! OR BE PIED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!(besides, pies arent weapons of mass destruction.) SO LEAVE! *throughs obnoxigas bombs at army, putting them under his control.* NOW, go overthrow bush!!!
*army is forced to do as Koko says, and leave*
heh heh heh……….. now, whats next on my todo lisst? *looks at todo list*
Koko’s To Do list
-Compose moosic that will drive everyone crazy. check.
-Have crraw make up lyrics.
-end day.
Koko
CRRAW! will you make up some lyrics so we can drive everyone crazy?
I’m going to try the HTML. Oooo.
Bo
I don’t think it worked.
Pies are very unhealthy. They are filled with calories. Grass is good clean fiber!
I’m going to try the HTML. Oooo.
Bo
I don’t think it worked.
Pies are very unhealthy. They are filled with calories. Grass is good clean fiber!
((I’ll be… I’ll be the head of the Beefeaters in Medieval Times. And I’ll be his little mini – army. His name is Botherby Blunderbuss Pumpernickel, who goes by Major – General Pumpernickel. All out of character commments should be put in double perentheses.))
Major – General Pumpernickel
Pumpernickel marches down ths street towards the arguing Muses, brandishing his sabre and and making sure his Botherby Blunderbuss – a custom made flintlock pistol – is well stocked with flare bullets. Behind him marches his sizeable collection of trained beefeater infantry. Strangely enough, while the Muses are arguing, a precise life – sized model of 14th snetury London has been erected around them. They’re standing in the courtyard of the Tower of London. “What what,” says Pumpernickel severely, “What are you doing in the tower. Begone or I shall force you.” He flicks his blade experimentally. “That, or I shall put you on the rack.”
I have an idea! Stolen from everyone else.
Bush is waging war against the Muses because he thinks Kokopelli is hiding nuclear bombs in his pies. He is secretly employing Stalin to destroy them. It’s up to a strange group of beings, Major-General Pumpernickel, Star Nosed Mole, and The Voice From Above, to stop them.
Weapons of mass destruction?
pies are a lovely concoction!
how dare you insult them
*SPLAT* never mind
i’m with you all the way, you’ll find!
I shall be Pwt, because someone needs to keep Crraw under control. Or should I be multiple-personality Urania (Greek Muse and Muse Muse)? That provides opportunities for comedy. Someone hurry up and steal one of my options.
I am oficially employed by the us government to destroy variou weapons of mass destruction.
I cannot currently find an idea so i believe i wil tourchre a couple of people to get insperation.
Stalin: hey you there!
Innocent bystander:what?
Stalin:come here so i can tourchre you
Innocent bystander: ok!
Tourcherer#1: come here so i can make you eat chocklit
Innocent bystander: no! no! ill tell you everything!
Stalin:ok how do I destroy all of kokopellis pies?
Innocent bystander: nuke em!
Stalin: great idea! Gaurds, take him away and lock him in prison!
Innocent bystander: Why?
Stalin: Because i say so thats why
a huge arsenal of nuclear missiles are now being aimed at kokopellis pies what will he do?
how do you spell “tourchre”?
torture. i think phoenix is right, we may need a plot. don’t let it stop you though.
Crraw
AAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!! NUKES!!!
OH DEAR!! Run away!
I’m too nervous to rhyme
Now is the time
to LEAVE!!!
Koko
I am NOT hiding nuclear bombs in my pies!!!!!!!!!!!! that is an insult!!!!!!!! DIE, BUSH, DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *buries bush in various pies*
can i be the doctor?????? He’s about 900 years old so I think he counts…
Which doctor? (No, not “witch doctor”; which doctor are you talking about?)
Major – General Pumperickel And His Troops
“What say you!” cries the irked Pumpernickel, flicking back the little gizmo on the back of his flintlock blunderbuss, preparing to light the powder, and shoots off a few rounds of flare bullets into he air. “Answer me question or I’ll have you all strung up on the (rolled)rack to (rolled)rot!” He shoots off a few more rounds into the dusky sky.
Can I be Anne Shirley, from “Anne of Green Gables”? That book was written in 1904, so I’m not sure if it counts, but I would love to do it.
I’ll be Richard Buckley (the guy who’s pants blew up).
Rich
I say, did that HTML work? If not, I shall appear as rather the random idiot. Hello then! What’s going on here? Be careful where you point that thing, Gen. Pumpernickel! My pants are highly flamable.
Bush
aaaaahhhh!
dont kill me and ill let you be president!
army: oh dear.
I didn’t mean to make the whole thing bold! How do you turn it off?
Crraw
His pants are on fire
His danger is dire
Oh, Mr. Buckley
His name is Richard
Somebody get a pitcher!
Oh, Mr. Buckley
Fill it full of water
The fire’s getting hotter!
Oh, Mr. Buckley
Now the fire is out
Everybody shout
Oh, Mr. Buckley!
(lessthansign)/strong(greaterthansign)
Dragon who guards the Cave of Golden Pies
i say, dear Kokopelli why don’t you try one of these? *hands Koko a golden pie* isn’t that good? now… GET OUT OF MY LAIR!!!!! ALL OF YOU!!!! except Crraw and star-nosed mole… they make good poetry (sort of) star-nosed mole, would you like a pie?
quick phoenix! make a plot!
yeah we seriously need 1
Who am I again? Oh right, Bo. Hey! I’m having steak for dinner! What a coincidence.
Random Manatee That I Just Picked Out Of The Muse From A Random Page That I Think Was Q&A Go Robert And Rosanne By The Way I just Got My Muse Go Me
Hello!!!! Do I count?
A Mysterious Voice From Above Says:
Stop Groveling! Muses & Co., you must go on a quest. Yes, a quest. You must find The Holy Pie. Yes, The Holy Pie! Stop repeating everything I say! Anyway, as I was saying, you must find The Holy Pie. When you have found it, I shall tell you why, and what to do with it. Do not fear, for I shall aid you in your quest.
STALIN (sorry i dont know how to do bold)
“we must find the holy pie? why would i want to do that? well since the mysterious voice from above says so i guess i have to.It will be hard- wiat no it will be easy since the mysterious voice from above is going to help us. Hmmmmm i wonder if the dragon will help us or if it is too busy gaurding the cave of golden pies…* paces around office full of shrunken heads and torture devices*”
Major – General Pumpernickel
“SEIZE THEM!” roars Pumpernickel as soon as the Mysterious Voice From Above disappears, deciding to become this plot’s antagonist. His army marches forth and grabs all the muses.
I don’t want to be Bo anymore. Bo is boring. I shall be the reinkarnation of Albert Eintsien: Mad Ssientist.
Koko
alright!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I AM THE PRESIDENT OF THE U.S. PEOPLE!!!! BUSH SAID SO HIMSELF!!!!!!!!!!!! *goes off singing
A Mysterious Voice from Above Says:
Halt! *everyone stops* You can’t attack the Muses and Co.! It’s too early! Sheesh, don’t you have any sense of timing? You have to at least let them get started on their quest! Geez. I mean, come on! Don’t you know anything? God, sometimes it’s so HARD being A Mysterious Voice From Above. I need a vacation.
STALIN ( in a different place then all of this and doesnt care much about the muses)
“its hard to be out on this quest alone.of course i dont count my army as i am a greater life form than those idiots who joined my army. wait- i forced them to do it- ah well they are still stupid. *huge bannana cream pie lands on his head* what was that?
Mysterious voice from above: “That was the great kokopelli”
Stalin: “arghhhhhh! kokopelli! i must kill him immediatly!”
stalin (much more quietly whispers to himself): “or perhaps the muses will help me find the holy pie”
Nac Mac Feegle
suddenly the Nac Mac Feegle rush out of nowhere carrying a big bottle of special sheep linament and begin to steal everything that is not nailed down, including all the corpereal charecters.
Dayum! I can’t decide who I want to be!
Nac Mac Feegle
the Nac Mac Feegle look around at this. Spying Grant, they grab his indescision and run away with it.
we need a constructive and detailed plot not a general one or else well get stuck in one place and nothing will happen
NO PLOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! les jus wing it……….
I vill make sure SOMETHING HAPPENS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*starts to chant*NO PLOT, NO PLOT, NO PLOT, NO PLOT, NO PLOT, NO PLOT, NO PLOT, NO PLOT, NO PLOT, NO PLOT, NO PLOT, NO PLOT, NO PLOT, NO PLOT, NO PLOT!
plots are overrated. Let’s just go with it. Maybe we can have a loose idea (like the mysterious voice’s quest for us) but let’s not do a whole plot, cuz then you’ve basically written it out and there’s nothing to rpg
Crraw
Who voted for President Koko?
I think you all are loco!
I mean he throws great pies
And he’s good at suprise
But don’t elect him to lead!
He will never succeed!
The country will fall into chaos!
Heed the warning-heed us!
For we muses know his plots
Pies in the sky there will be lots
If you vote Kokopelli!!!!
A Mysterious Voice From Above Says:
Okay, okay, calm down. There IS a plot. You must find The Holy pie. duh. Dark lord of darkness, please don’t control me. Nac Mac Feegle, stop stealing stuff. I went to law school, so you better listen to me.
Crraw
Gather together muses and friends
You must find the Holy Pie
For that is the rule of the mysterious voice
I really have no idea why
It seems that this pie is special somehow
But keep it away from Koko
Now off you go. Go find the pie
While i find something that rhymes with Koko besides loco which i’ve used a hundred times already-oco.
Koko
Alright, crraw, thas enough. i is president. so there. pbth. now all i need to do to make you go w/ me is…………. er……………
i know! hey, crraw, i have decided that you are my new vp. ok? ok. good. oh, and united statsian people, pie throwing is a standard in PE, so if u have a weak throwing arm, i suggest taking up baseball for practice.
muses: *groan*
me: yeaah!!!!!!! go koko, go koko!
nonmuse readers: who the heck is kokopelli?
muse readers: erm……… how is it again that koko got to be prezident?
KOKO
also, i have recently passed the following laws:
-No cruelty to animals
-No chadium umbrellas or laser wands (from attack of the smart pies)
-All pie throwers are officially presidential property
-Throw pies every day
-No math (period)
kids all over u.s: ok, that LAST one got us.
nonmuse readers: what are chadium umbrellas and laser wands?
muse readers: PIE THROWERS ARE PRESIDENTIAL PROPERTY nonononononono/yeahyeahyeahyeahyeah
urania: n- n- no math!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
KOKO
oh yeah, whas the “holy pie”? can u throw it? is it… er… indestructable? hmm? hmm?
You’ll all get a nice cup of cocoa
If you go and vote for Koko?
I’m now Koko’s VP
I guess it’s not so bad
We’ll just have to wait and see
Meanwhile, I am glad
whoops. That was crraw. *ahem*
[insert at top of last post in your braaaaain]
Crraw
Albert Einstien
I have diskovered the P=KGI2!
All bow down to my genius geniusness! Mwahahahaha! On to Switzerland! Ribbit!
Sock bomb! Ointment! Dukk!
((So I made him a bit insane. Anyone have a problem with that?))
Koko
so, crraw, ho bout it? are you my v.p. or not?
A Mysterious Voice from Above Says:
Koko, before you can throw the pie, you must find it.
needed new muses:
Bo
Urainia
Mimi
Pwt
Feather
Chad
i think we have aeiou, Kricket, are u or r u not aeiou?
can i be urania temporarilly, until someone else wants her? (koko needs someone to pie regularily)
… and i like astronomy (math bad. but that ok cuz math banned!)
Koko
Ok, M.V. from above, where do i find this pie?
I shall be Rosanne.
Koko
OK, crraw, you are now my VP. you are extempted from getting hit with my daily pies except on the 2nd day of july. glad to have that cleared up.
Star Nosed Mole
Why thankyou dragon. And it’s worms, my favorite.
Albert Einstien
With my new theory of relativity, I shall rule all the Muses!
Ribbit!
The pies the limit!
Ok, for now i am urania…..
Urania
ok, muses, who was it that voted kokopelli for president? i mean, he outlawed MATH!!!! and Albert Einstien, just because you have a new theory of relativity doesn’t mean you are ruler of muses. apparently *speaking with contempt/sarcasm* becoming president of the U.S. makes you ruler of the muses, and since Koko has made it leagal for kids nine and up to vote, you will have trouble winning the elections……. what w/ math banned……… *sniff*
Bush
its not my fault! he was going to kill me and i had to give him my presidency! help me get it back?
Rosalind
Urania, who doth careth about mathematics?
I know not of this Einstein of which you speak.
MATH IS AWESOME!!!!! PIE TO YOU!!!!!
A Mysterious Voice From Above Says:
YOU MUST FIND THE GLOWING BLUE SPIKY THING. ONLY THEN CAN YOU GET THE PIE. ONLY ONE PERSON KNOWS WHERE THE GLOWING BLUE SPIKY THING IS, AND SHE DOES NOT KNOW SHE KNOWS IT.
GOOD LUCK! I’M GONNA GO GET SOME POPCORN AND LAUGH AT YOU PUNY EARTHLINGS! BYE!
Koko
urania, if you even attempt to help bush, i will ban astronomy, too…
Urania
ulp……
Crraw
Oh mysterious voice from above
We are neither earthlings nor doves
We are MUSES and we will always try
To listen to the voice in the sky.
Beth the very evil one, who technically shouldn’t be in this rpg, but oh well
well thats helpful. not.
Bush
oh thats good. i hate astronomy. erp- urainia! no, i was jkng!
Crraw
How dare you insult my poetry!
Oh dear. Oh woe-try
I’ve fallen once again into the trap of poetry
The rhymes are my foe-etrys
Urania
ok, thas it! i will not help you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *storms off*
A Mysterious Voice From Above Says:
WELL THEN, I OBVIOUSLY WASN’T TALKING TO YOU THEN, WAS I? i WAS TALKING TO THE HUMANS. YOU MUSES SHALL ALSO AID IN THE SEARCH FOR THE HOLY PIE, BUT YOUR PATH TO IT COMES FROM A DIFFERENT DIRECTION. YOU MUST WORK TOGETHER TO CREATE THE ULTIMATE CRUSTIFIER. IT SHALL BE THE WEAPON THAT YOU SHALL USE TO GET TO THE PIE IN THE END. NOW GET GOING! HUMANS, GET SEARCHING! mUSES, GET BUILDING! cOME ON, I DON’T HAVE ALL DAY! I HAVE A DOCTOR’S APPOINTMENT AT 11:30!
Koko
i will pass a law that former presidents cannot run for elections.
I ate Bush once. He gave me indigestion. But it was for the good of my country, so I suffered through it.
Albert Einstien
I have once again made an amazing discovery! It is the most tasty element in the world! I call it, the pieum!
Rosalind
She. Marry, are we in for a ryde on the wheel of fortune.
Crraw, thy rhymes are a disgrayce.
Oh, if you coulde see mine fayce
And your poems I could so easily erayce
They’re mucking up the playce!
Only joking.
Beth the very evil one
okay. maybe its in Egypt. ive always wanted to go to egypt.
A Mysterious Voice From Above Says:
*facepalm* I choose THESE idiots to search for The Holy Pie?
Beth the very evil one
okay! lets go to egypt *starts walking in the direction of egypt*
eh, that was me. sorry.
DEATH
DEATH comes riding along on his his pale horse, named Binky. He looks about and dismounts. HELLO, he says, in his usual capital letters, YOU ARE SEARCHING FOR THE HOLY PIE?
Beth the very evil one
yes! do you know where it is?
I can’t be A Mysterious Voice From Above the whole time. I think I shall be Harry Potter in the meantime!
Harry Potter
Yep, we’re looking for The Holy Pie! But I’m gonna find it, all by myself! Okay, here’s the plan: You guys do all the work, and I take all the credit! Of course, I’ll do some random things and get extremely lucky. One of you will die saving me, for which I shall be eternally ungrateful. Sound good?
Beth the very evil one
*pies hp*
Major – General Pumpernickel
*Is still busy having Muses seized*
Harry Potter
You can’t pie me! I’m famous! Just you wait till you see what I do to you…….Hermione! Lupin! Sirius! Dumbledore! Do something about this infidel while I sit back and act all brave, and then give me all the credit!
Oh, shoot, wait, Harry Potter isn’t a fictional character created before 1900. There goes that idea.
but he’s famous. and you can pretend he’s real.
Libro is now Urania, which leaves Pwt for me.
Pwt
Is the Blue Spiky Thing a bird? I can catch birds.
*goes on prowl with net*
Koko
I am not an idiot. i am a trickster… how do i go about building the CRUSTIFIER than?
DEATH
SURE I KNOW WHERE THE HOLY PIE IS. BUT THAT HARRY POTTER FELLOW HAS OFFENDED ME. I WILL TELL EVIL BETH, BECAUSE I LIKE HER, BUT I SHALL NOT TELL HARRY. DEATH walks over and whispers in Beth’s ear. IT DOESN”T EXIST. THE MYSTERIOUS VOICE IS PUTTING YOU ON. IT ONLY EXISTS IN THE MISTS OF AVALON, WHICH IS RATED “R” AND ANYWAY SIR LANCELET DRANK FROM IT AND THEN I HAD TO GO GET HIM.
libro777 read the book! All books are good books! (unless they’re bad books, in which case that generalization doesn’t apply)
okay, as far as i can tell this is what we’ve got:
kokopelli tried to start a pie war, but bush overheard him and sent his army to look for weapons of mass destruction. that plotline died so the MVFA (mysterious voice from above) told everyone to search for the holy pie, when they find the blue spiky thing they will find the holy pie. the muses are supposed to be helping everyone else find the pie, but major general pumperknical (the antagonist)is in the process of seizing them. everybody else didn’t knotice this because DEATH just rode up on his horse binky and they are all waiting in suspense to hear if he knows where the holy pie is. i think the holy pie is guarded by the golden dragon thingy.
did i get it right?
someone should be the raven, so they can hang out and say “nevermore”
and orlando bloom. someone should be orlando so we can make fun of him.
Beth the very evil one
who are you calling an infidel?
DEATH
Suddenly, DEATH becomes more friendly, because he feels like it. OH NEVER MIND, says DEATH. GO FIND THE CAVE OF THE GOLDEN DRAGON. HERE’S A MAP. DEATH hands them a map, which looks suspiciously like the map of Dosney World. JUST DON’T GO ON MR. TOAD’S WILD RIDE OR YOU WILL THROW UP. He gets on Binky and rides away to no place in particular.
Beth the vey evil one
why thank you death! how do we get to avalon?
if nobody posts i will tell you my life story.
Beth the Very Evil One
oh. thanks. lets go to disney world then
STALIN
“disney world? hmmmmm iv’e never been there. Going there sounds like a good idea”
Rich
Oh, hello. I’m back. My, um pants exploded again. I say, does anyone have an extra pair? And wasn’t it Dosney World? Or was that a typo and not an attempt to poke fun at Disney world? Well, funny it was anyway.
Did the bold type turn off this time?
Yes! It turned off! *celebrates*
Pwt
Dragons are like birds, but bigger, right? Then I guess I’ll need a bigger net.
*searches for big net*
THREE HOURS LATER
I have my big, dragon-catching net. Thanks for waiting. *looks at Crraw with evil in eyes*
Ahem.
Oh, Rich, I bought you a linen kilt like mine. If the Nac Mac Feegle had been created before 1900, they could steal you a tartan one, but they weren’t.
Haiyyyyyyah!
*catches Orlando Bloom in big net*
Albert Einstien
Space is only relative! We shall travelt to the cave of the Golden Dragon by pie, and we shall be there yesterday!
Nac Mac Feegle
“Aye, connies, we nae care about that! Them bigjob GAPAs be barmy! Cuggins!”
The Nac Mac Feegle steal Hamlet’s status as being invented before 1900. Then they steal Rich a nice tartan kilt.
A Mysterious Voice From Above Says:
Koko, I shall know say to you something my mother used to say to me: You’re smart, you’ll figure it out.
OOC)): Can you guys stop making random unrelated posts and GET ON WITH IT?
Dragon who guards the Cave of Golden Pies
hmm… what’s this? the muses are traveling to my place? interesting..
I want to be Racetrack! He was real, and lived in the late 1800s early 1900s. PLus, he’s from Newsies, and my favorite character.
Racetrack Higgins
So wese goin to dis Gowlden Piy place? Hows abowt I pies ya in da face?
*lights a cigar*
Aw wells, I would come, only I got a hot tip on a hawse at de races today, an I still hayveta sell ten more papes. But I’ll sees if I can make it.
STALIN
“hey that was a good idea that einstien had. We should go to the cave of the golden pies by pie! then we can get the holy pie!”
Stalin:”my minions can you please get me a gigantic pie ”
stalin: “i will now jump in the pie if it is cool. is it cool?”
minions: “we dont know”
stalin:”ok then, jump in and see!”
minions:* all jump in huge pie*
stalin:” they all died.
hmmmmmmmm. what do i do now? i know! my emergency minions!”
extra minions that were being kept for emergencies:”this isnt an emergency! were only for emergencies!”
stalin:”shut up and get me a huge refridgerator”
extra minions that were being kept for emergencies:”ok then…”
stalin:” put the pie in the fridge!”
* all minions put pie in refriderator and pie cools imidiatly nad stalin jumps in*
extremly disguesting stalin because he jumped in a huge pie:”grrrrrrrrr it didnt work what do i do now?”
Berty E.
Of course it was a good idea! I’m a genius! I’m bloody briliant! I am the smartest man that ever lived! It’s a bit more difficult now, being dead and all, but I don’t let Death stop me.
Beth the very evil one
okay, we’ll get on with it.
beth transports the whole group plus pumpernickel and bush’s army and the muses (who are still being seized) to disney worl by pie
okay. now what do we do?
Rich
Thanks for the kilt! Now I won’t be exploding and combusting so much. I say! (for some reason, I say that a lot) Where did that overrated actor come from? *gasp* What’s this!? This is no ordinary kilt! This be the Kilt of Power!
The Raven
Nevermore.
It’s Quoth! The raven’s name is Quoth. Not The Raven. He has a name, you know.
Death of Rats
SQEAK.
Quoth
Nevermore.
DEATH
*facepalm* WHY DID I CHOOSE TO HELP SO MANY BARMY IJITS? THE ONLY SMART ONE IS THE DRAGON.
Crraw
I resent your remark on my intelligence
I have a mind that rivals elephants
Yes that does indeed rhyme right
So don’t put up a fight
Stop spreading rumors so henious
You all know I’m a genius!
A Mysterious Voice From Above Says:
I give up! DEATH, you wouldn’t happen to know how to play Poker, would you?
Al E
Barmy ijit? I’m the smartest man dead! And I don’t let DEATH stop me!
I think Crraw should meet Quoth. They have so much in common.
Racetrack
Pokeh? I’ll plays ya. Let’s make it intrawstin, double o nothin, foh what, fawve bucks?
Still Racetrack
Hows bout we throw in ol Alboit’s life inta da mix?
*puffs cigar*
((like what?))
Quoth
Nevermore!
((*snort* its like pokemon, where all they say is their name))
Well, everyone can assume I’m either Al or Race.
Al
What? I’m already dead. You can’t bet your life.
Race
Death nevah stoppawd ya.
So, ah we playin?
DEATH
WHY YES. I DO KNOW HOW TO PLAY POKER. BUT I PREFER CHESS. *produces board from thin air* HOW WOULD YOU LIKE A GAME?
Beth
fine then!
beth goes off in seach of the golden dragons cave
Pwt
Let’s play senet!*produces board*
Crraw
I would be pleased to meet quoth
For i tell you i doth
need some help
on this rhyming. Kelp
Is so cool
I really dislike skool
This makes no sense
And don’t say i’m dense
I’m just so smart
You idiots can’t understand me.
A Mysterious Voice From Above Says:
You’re on!
A Mysterious Voice From Above Proceeds To Play Chess With DEATH And Cheat.
okay, scrap the plot
Beth
beth starts flinging pies at everyone.
Cheat? I thawt I was playin. I gots papes to sell, ya know.
Plots are better when they are made up on the spot. Spontaneity is always more fun.
Quoth
Nevermore?
Rich
(Uses the Kilt of Power to deflect flying pies.) Weren’t we going to Dosney land? Or did we scrap that? And what are we supposed to do without the voice from above to come up with twisted and wrong* plots for us? I know! Let’s invade the Land of the Dufuses! (Throws pies extra hard using my Kilt of Power.)
* “twisted and wrong” was the term used to describe a weird green sauce on an old Burger King comercial.
Pwt
Doesn’t anybody want to play senet with me? Nobody loves meee…
The Ones who are Destined to Wear the Kilts of Power shall ride into the Glorious Capitalised Sunset and Dosneyland.
*looks for Glorious Capitalised Sunset*
When we find it, that is.
Rich
I say! I-It’s all clear now! Wearing the Kilt of Power and riding into the Glorious Capitalised Sunset and Dosneyland is my destiny! I shall fulfill it, though I shall need a horse! *hops into horse OfficeMax* Hasten, OfficeMax! Our destiny awaits us! C’mon, Pwt! I don’t know how to play senet, but you can ride on my horse’s butt.
SUNSET
I AM HERE. NOW RIDE INTO ME, #*%@%*!
Then Boy 412 fell out of the horse’s butt, landed on the ground and dug a hole to Amsterdam, where he was worshiped and ate froot loops the rest of his days.
At this point Rosalind, who was at Dosneyland doing things, has given up and gone back to the Forest of Arden, her home.
dude, why would the peoples in amsterdam worship septimus?
ooc||
All I can say is: Weird… oO;;
But cool, I suppose.
peoples! if we dont find the golden pie and throw it at the lone power the whole museblog will explode!
((hey where’d my comment go?))
Dragon who guards the Cave of Golden Pies
wow, what’s that on the horizon? is that… by golly it is! The Lone Muser!!! ((not power)) i wonder who’s chasing him… is that… KOKOPELLI!!!!!!!!!! *whips tail at koko to scare him away from the Lone Muser* ((Is anyone going to be the Lone Muser?))
Lone Muser
Muahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The Lone Muser
Thanks, Dragon! Muchas gracias. So, um… d’you have the golden pie?
STALIN
“im beggining to wonder if we ever will find the golden pie”
we could try looking for it.
Star Nosed Mole
A resent that, MVFA, I’m smart too. In fact, I happen to know where the Holy Pie is…
Crraw
Now that’s a revolutionary idea
But quite impossible. You see-a
You cannot look for special pies
When others are falling from the skies
Oh that tricksy Kokopelli!
He turns my wings to jelly
With a jelly doughnut pie
Oh dear, Oh dear, Oh my!
You see Em, we cannot look for the pie
Until these others away can fly
To torture other poor beings
And that’s the end of my poem-eings
Pwt
I have my own faithful steed, Faithful Steed. Run like the wind, Faithful Steed!
To the Glorious Capitalised Sunset!
Oh my! Is that, in the Glorious Capitalised Sunset, the Golden Dragon of Dosneyland who guards the Holy Pie?
Praise Isis! We’ve found it!
*gets out dragon-catching net, which still contains Orlando Bloom*
Aha! Bait!
some one can take urania whenever, ive got koko…………
Koko
mwah ha ha ha ha ha ha…….. i really like being president………. meh…. now im off to pie Pwt *sneaks up behind Pwt and throws pies* whoo hoo! to direct hits! hey Pwt, didja notice that topspin? and what about tha- uh oh. AAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGHHHHHH! *starts running from Pwt*
Rich
Woah, OfficeMax! Woah there, I say! Are we at the Sunset yet? It never seems to get any closer. Hello? What’s this? Someone is emerging from the Sunset! Why, it’s the lone muser! I think- WHAM! *Koko runs into OfficeMax and Rich as he tries to escape the enraged Pwt.*
Star Nosed Mole
*sigh*
Koko
*turns around and smacks pwt w/ titanium pie* mwahahahahahahahahahaha!
Rich
*Wipes pies off of himself* Why this fighting? Why this bickering? We’ll never reach Dosneyland or the Golden Pie this way! Oh what the heck! *Starts throwing pies*
-So began the great pie wars of 2006.-
*joins in* i be erm, uh, ummmmm
Feather
*Throws pie at nobody, gives healing donut to Pwt, even though they don’t like each other…*
Feather
Gosh, I take a nap for a while and the pie wars start all over again… And I still haven’t found where the wild donuts grow…
((Well, I suppose Feather and Pwt don’t dislike each other either…))
Feather
*Hides behind convenient rock*
Rock
I’m not a rock!!
((Sorry, you looked like one))
Thing That Definately Is NOT A Rock
In fact I am a Blue Spiky Thing!
((Oh…))
Feather
Weren’t we s’pposed to find this ‘Blue Spiky Thing’?
*shouts at sky* O Mysterious Voice from above, what do we do now?
Feather
C’mon Mysterious Voice?
((Feather, not being too smart doesn’t know what to do))
Feather
Hey!
((It’s true…))
Feather
Is not!
((Is… oh… never mind…))
Rich
I say! Look over there! It’s the blue spiky thing! *gallops over on OfficeMax and picks it up* What does it do? *as the thing nears Rich’s Kilt of Power, it begins to glow* Ah! This also possesses some sort of power.
Orlando Bloom
I’ll take that.
Rich
What is it? And what does it do?
Orlando
It be the Blue Spiky Thing of overratedness! Anyone who possesses it will be thought better of than he actually is. Now if you’ll excuse me, I must take it back to my dwelling place that is secret.
Rich
Oh. Hey, come back here! Finders keepers! *gallops off after Orlando*
(Sorry for taking Orlando, it’s just that he wasn’t doing anything. Somebody else can be him if they want.)
Bush
well now we are getting somewhere! i will go off to my ranch in texas for awhile.
Quoth
nevermore.
((wait a minute, his name isn’t actually quoth. quoth is like quote except all elizabethan. “quoth the raven, “nevermore”))
Beth
ah great voice, we have found the blue spiky thing, now where is the golden pie?
wait- what is that? could it be? the cave of the golden dragon!
This raven’s name really is Quoth. It’s like “Olive, the Other Reindeer.”
really? how did the guy in the poem know?
Well, if we’re being literal about it… Poe’s poem “The Raven” was published in 1845, so the events to which it refers must have taken place at least 160 years ago. Ravens usually live about five to ten years in the wild, though one is supposed to have reached 44 or so in captivity. So it’s clear that the bird in the RPG has got to be a different raven. As for where it got its name, I haven’t a clue. Maybe Crraw named it.
I think I should get out of the way and stop holding up the action.
you could join as Robert Coontz, Q&A columnist. He’s allowed on, right? “Muse editors and other staff members” Yeah. Why don’t you take him?
No time, ducks. I’ve got editing to do. BTW, why the italics?
I’m imitating my fav Q&A dude in the world. lol! ok not really *sounds of uncontrollable sobbing coming from the GAPA’s general area* No italics is OOC. So people it’s me saying this and not Crraw. Even though we have the little boldy crraw thing here don’t we? Oh vell.
erm…add commas in your mind between no and italics. So it’s No, italics is OOC not No italics is OOC.
*smack* lol
OOC? What’s OOC?
I’m a spectator.
Out Of Character
Rich
Pwt, bring your net and help me catch Orlando Bloom! He’s got the Blue Spiky Thingy of Overratedness! *hiss* Ahhh! It’s a Dragon who Guards the Cave of Golden Pies! He/she must have come out of that cave of the golden dragon over there. Cush, OfficeMax! Help! Somebody catch Orlando Bloom!
Koko
yeah! its a PIE WAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! United Statsians must join in.
i could eat it!
DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *starts hurling pies and accidentally hits Orlando Bloom.* mwahahahahahahahahahaa! I HAS THE BLUE SPIKY THING OF OVERRATEDNESS! mwahahahahahaahahahahahhahahahahahahha*koff*hahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahaha! go me! go me! go me! go me! go me! go me! go me! go me! go me! go me! YEAH! er… AAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHH! *starts running away from everbody else, because they want the blue spikey thing of overratedness.* hmm………
everybody esle
… *gasp*nononononononononononononononononononono!!
Feather
how?
everybody esle
good point. wheres your mouth?
Koko
er…….. *attempts to swallow b.s.t. of o.r. and chokes*
did you just call us ducks? nevermind.
Quack quack.
Crraw
Oh dear, it’s the blue spiky thing
Of overratedness Ka-Zing!
Kokopelli has taken it
Into it he hath bit
And is trying to swallow
Just like a marshmallow
The horrible Blue Spiky Thing.
who, me?
Koko
Hahahaha! SUCSESS! i hath swallowed the blue spikey thing of overratedness! yeah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Now, on w/ the pie war *begins hurling pies w/ new pie thrower*
me: yeah! pie wars are GOOD!
muse readers: aaaaaarrrrrggggg/yeeeeeaaaaah!
KOKO
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Feather
It was MINE, MINE I TELL YOU, I FOUND IT!
((too late now…
As you can see, Feather tends to talk to me…))
Feather
Well, you started it!
((So?))
Feather
SO!!! WHADDAYA MEAN, SO?
((Exactly what I said))
*At this point Feather goes into histerics and pounds the ground repeatedly, drilling into the ground, he tunnels and ends up near the cave of the Dragon that Guards the Golden Pie…
Feather
So, what do I do now?
((Heck if I know…))
Feather
Oh, well, GREETINGS, O DRAGON!
*bows*
now what?
((I dunno…))
Feather
BUT YOU’RE SUPPOSED TO! uh, I mean, But you’re supposed to!!!
((Well, I dont.))
Feather
Oh dear.
Feather
Dragon?
Dragon! DRAGON!!!!
Echo
dragon, dragon, dragon, dragon, dragon….
Feather
Wow.
((I think dragon’s gone right now Feather…))
Feather
*sarcastic*
No WAY!
((Hey! Just stating the facts!))
Feather
Donuts?
YAY!!!
Feather eats donuts then falls down, knocked out by the drug inside
Evil, Mysterious Voice From Below
MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA…..
Feather
Hello?
Crraw
Feather spikes his doughnuts
Don’t try to deny it! you do!
No ifs, ands, or buts
I saw you eat it too!
You terrible depraved muse!
I give you many booos!
You’re setting a bad example
For the poor innocent muser children
BAD FEATHER!!! BAD!!!!
Oh wait. I seem to be mistaken
It was the evil mysterious voice
Well I would boo him/her/it too
If i had a choice
I’m sitting here gagged and tied to a chair
I’m sorry Feather! I swear!
I didn’t mean it! Really! I didn’t!
AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HEEEEELLLPP!!!!!!!!
Koko
ill save you crraw! *throws metal srip pie at ropes, severing them* Yeah!
Crraw
Thank you Kokopelli!
Have some grape jelly!
You can bake it in a pie
And throw it at feather. Oh my!
Rich
What is this?! Koko is helping someone?! And the dragon is gone! *whew* Good! Now I can get back to the pie war. *Throws pies that are extra large due to his Kilt of Power* Hey, where’d Orlando Bloom go? And what ever happened to Gen. Pumpernickel? If he’s still here, it is his duty to catch Orlando Bloom! He’s a deserter! (I guess.)
Koko
yep, me helpin someone. i am human (or almost) ya know! now……. mwahahahahahaha! (crraw, i think i will throw a pie at feather) *pies feather* mwahahahahahahahahaha! *hurls random pile of stuff, including aeiou’s lptop* mwahahahahahahahaha*koff*hahahaha! *hurls pies & pistacios at various peoples, except crraw* *smacks pwt w/ titanium pie*YEAAAAAAAH!
i have nothing to contribute.
Rich
Koko, are you throwing the pistacios out the window? And are you wearing an orange bunny suit? Because that’s unacceptable, you know. *Throws a few more pies, one of them at Koko.* This isn’t really going anywhere. I say, we need a plot.
((yez! someone actually read that thing! it wasn’t a pigment of my imagination!))
Beth
koko, i think you are highly overrated. feel free to take offense and start a war.
((where is everyone?))
((I have no clue, this isn’t even on the main page anymore…))
Feather
*Wipes off pie, stumbles around…*
Uhhh… What was that?
Evil, Mysterious Voice from Below
IT WAS I, THE EVIL, MYSTERIOUS VOICE FROM BELOW, I HAVE COME TO MAKE YOU DO MY NEFARIOUS BIDDING… IN RETURN, OF COURSE, FOR DONUTS.
((No, Feather, don’t do it!!!!))
Feather
Donuts?!?!
((NOOO!!!))
Evil, Mysterious Voice from Below
MUAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Feather
Hey, I didn’t say yes!
((Wha…??))
Evil, Mysterious Voice from Below
WHAT? NO! YOU CANNOT EVADE ME!!! NOOOOOOOO….
((Where is everyone anyways…???))
PEOPLES! COME ROLL PLAY WITH US!!!!!!!!!!!
Crraw
Ode to Feather
Feather will do anything for doughnuts
Wave one in his face and he’ll go nuts
He’s not to bright
Or full of fight
But we love him anyway
So we just want to say
ALL HAIL FEATHER!!!
Rich
I’m here, old beans, but there’s nothing worth doing. Nothing is happening. If anybody out there is a good plot-maker, we need you now!
Feather
*trecks off in search of the dragon, the Mysterious Voice from Above, anyone that will help him, all the while rocking and swaying as the Mysterious Voice from Below does it’s best to persuade him to do his nefarious bidding*
Yawn.
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWN.
((yawn.))
Mysterious Voice from Below
YYYYYYYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
((Hello?))
Feather
What?
((Wasn’t talking t’you.))
Dragon who guards the Cave of Golden Pies
hmmmmm? oh i see it is bcavefish trying to pretend to be Feather… come on in…..
((yes that was me just don’t tell Phoenix))
Koko
les haf a pie war peoples!
Urania
let’s not.
Koko
Urania, no one cares about what u want. if i say theres a pie war, then there is, OK? got that? isnt that right, peoples?
some brave sole
umm… no…. cau- *splat*
Koko
hahahahaheeheeheesnort! now, why not make a skate park, grab boards or somefing, and throw pies at each other? wouldn’t that be fun?
me
chang it to skiing and yeah, fun.
Koko
so how bout it? can we ski somwhere and through pies? if not, i still am. *puts on skis. is suddenly on BIG, GIGANTIC mountain* WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
er, hello peoples? we need actual MUSES, ok?
we need:
Bo
Aeiou (i think)
Mimi
Pwt
Feather
Chad
and anyone who wants to be Urania full time, its ok.
Koko
Where is everybody? besides urania of course, shes over there.
Urania
AUGH! he spotted me. darn
Koko
i mean, come’on peoples (and muses), where in heck are ya?
Now that i think of it, isn’t this an rpg?? What’s up with the random switching of characters?
i dunno. its still fun. we’re over the 200 mark. wopee!
Koko
has anyone seen Mimi, Chad, Aeiou, and Bo? i cant find them anywheres.
(Not a character): “Anywheres”? I’ve created a linguistic monster!
Aww dung. I wanted to be Satchel Pooch from Get Fuzzy. Or maybe make up my own character. Oh well. Ah man, my tooth hurts.
Koko
ok, peoples, im going to check the fmp. that usually makes things a bit more interesting. *walks over to fmp* hmm… *opens letter* ‘dear muse… you’re the best…. liked the dog iss…. want article about squid… koko needs to grow up (grr)…’ *throws letter into fmp* ha! it deserves it. *goes off looking for people to pie* hey, theres pwt! *pies pwt* hahahaha! *runs away, just in case* who wants a pie war? *looks around* where IS everybody, anyway? *starts looking for everybody* hello? peoples (and muses) where ARE you??? *starts running around in BIG circles in search of anyone*
Urania
im here! no, wait, im not here! AUGH, dont pie me! *runs away*
Koko
ah durn. i didnt get to pie her. *runs after Urania* COME BACK! I HAVE TO PIE YOU!
Urania
*runs faster* AUGH! *dives into cave*
Koko
*runs past Urania’s hiding place*
UrANIA
whew. that was close. *looks around* hey, what’s that? *walks toward dark blue thing on ground* its paper… *picks it up & turns it over* !!! it seems to be a blue print for the crustifier (see post #99 & POST #116). hmm… didnt the mysterious voice from above mention that this was needed to find the holy pie? i better not let Koko find this… *folds blueprint up REAL small*
Koko
*has been hiding in shadows since he heard Urania in the cave* heh heh heh… *grabs blueprint and runs* yes!!!!!!!!!!!!! *gets back to secret dwelling place, which is impossible to find unless u have an obnoxygen compass* hmm… *looks at blueprint* this doesn’t look to hard *begins to build crustifier*
can i be Urania?
Rich
Great Scott! Everybody’s back! I thought the RPG was dead. Skiing and pie wars? I’m in! *OfficeMax jumps onto extra long skis, Rich jumps on top of him* WHEEEEEEE! Say, what ever happened to the Blue Spiky Thingy of Overratedness?? *Throws pie which hits Orlando Bloom.* There he is! OfficeMax, get that actor! *Orlando Bloom steers off and loses Rich, Rich runs into Feather.* Oh, hello, old chap. Say, what’s that Mysterious Voice coming from Above?
Feather
Greetings o Dragon, sorry if I seem a bit–
Evil, Mysterious Voice from Below (only to Feather)
Speak not! Only you and you alone shall know of I, Evil, Mysterious Voice from Below….
Feather
–Never mind…
((Never mind??? WHAT? HOW COULD YOU, you just tell the nice dragon or… or…))
Feather
Or what?
Me being Dragon who Guards the Cave of Golden Pies ’cause the thing will take way too long and I’m only doing two lines
Huh?
((Smooth…))
Feather
Ummm… Never mind… talking to m’self…
The Dragon… again
Ohhhhh….
yeah, sure, Night Fox… i relinquish Urania
Hallo, all!
The FMP might just be the worst thing since the attack of the rabbits. (Dinner!) But I digress. As a commentary here, wouldn’t golden pies be pretty much non-useful?
oh wait, Bo’s open… i am Bo…
Bo
*chews & stares into space* in 1947, a pilot saw some strange disks in the sky. he said they looked like saucers, and the term flying saucers caught on and stuck.
Dragon who guards the Cave of Golden Pies
Bo? what does that have to do with the plot hiding under Kokopelli’s bed? and golden pies are gold in color, not actually the mineral gold.. although i do have some actual gold gold ones in the back of the cave…
I was under the impression that this thread had been discontinued
why?
Koko
cool! gold pies! can i have some? and i thought the plot died from neglect… so, mysterious voice from above… whaddo i do w/ the crustifier…? anyhoo. we need to- hey! there’s Bo! *pies Bo* yeah! uh-oh *runs away from bo* oh yeah, people (226) remember? i ate part of the blue spikey thing of overratedness and the rest disapeared somewhere… but it dont matter… we need to do something with the crustifier i built… see? *holds up crustifier* so now we need the MVFA to tell us wha- *walks into fmp on account of not watching where he was going* AUUGH! *thump* whew… thankfully- hey, Devil! i wondered where youd gotten to! come’on *starts climbing out of fmp, dragging devil behind* er… this is harder than it looks… *reaches top of fmp* finally! *devil promply slips back into fmp. letters are aweful slick, ya know* grr… devil….. you klutz… * walks away from fmp* as i was saying, we gots to ask the MVFA what we need to do w/ the crustifier thingy, and blah blah blahblahblah… ((you get the picture)) *hours later* so, what about that pie war on skies? *joins OfficeMax and Rich in chasing Orlando Bloom, pies in.. um… hand??* weee…. hahaha, die bloom, die! *bombards orlando bloom w/ pies* oops. that was an oddly shaped rock. sry, guys… *continues*
Bo
*chews/ stares into space.* The okapi is a type of giraffe found in tropical forestsof central Africa.
The Australian Stump-tailed Skink can store food in its tail in the form of fat.
((wee i ♥ being Bo))
skiis, i mean…
crraw
The muses all have gone insane
I don’t know what to do
So instead of actually making a plot
I’ll just write a poem for you
One day there was a GAPA
who worked for a magazine
And he created a blog-A
For all the crazed muser fiends
And then the cry arose
“We want an RPG!”
So the GAPA, hearing the cries,
Went ahead and made a thread
It did continue for some time
But then one day it was dead.
A period of rest there was
For quite a bit of time
Until came the cry, “We’re tired of picking bits fuzz
Off our shirts! We want another RPG with rhymes!”
So another thread the GAPA did make
And so we started again
And now this thread seems to be dying too
So come on, Muses, Women, and Men!
Come back to this thread!
Hear our cry!
Somebody take the characters
Or we all will die!
We need a Urania! A Mimi! A Pwt!
And maybe a Chad too
Come on everybody! Fill it up!
Or we will all be blue.
hear, hear.
Koko
*goes off two ft jump and lands… on face* ok, i MEANT to do that…
Bo
nice. *chews and stares into space*
What do you do to make your writing bold?
Anyways, joining as…TRILBY! Yay.
~ TRILBY ~
*Trilby rushes in, dragging unconcious Orlando Bloom along*
Haha, Trilby has arrived, and I’ve captured the evil one! I knocked him out with my singing power! I have whatever that thing was that he took so long ago, so here you go!
*hands it over and drops Orlando Bloom*
who is tribly???! anyways. bold is TRADITION!
Koko
*finishes skiing* hey, peoples! let’s have (i know you think im gonna say pie war) a snowball fight (continueing the snow)!
*chugs water* I wish there were Mountain Dew in 9th century Sweden…
Koko
thanks for the b.s.t.ofo. tribly! *eats the rest of the b.s.t.of o.* mwahahahahahahahaahhaahhahahahahahahaha!!!!! i swallowed it all this time! mwahahahahahahaha! *pies tribly* moving on!
Rich
Great Scott! Kokopelli just ate the entire BSToO! That means – Koko is great. He’s a great guy, er stick figure. He’s the best ever. – It’s mind contro – Koko rules.
Crraw
Koko rules
yes he does
he ate the blue spiky thing
And now doom falls on top of our heads
As Kokopelli’s praises we sing.
For those who partake of these spikes of blue
Are cursed to be worshipped. But Coo!
Koko’s a bit different
He likes it you see
And so the doom is upon you and me
Forced to swell his already large ego
And that’s where i end goodbye people. pretend it rhymes ok?!!
Rich
Must…resist…mind control! Must…pie…koko! What’s that OfficeMax? It doesn’t work on equines? *OfficeMax kicks koko* *With both hind hooves.*
Koko
yay!!! everybody likes me! *happy dance* and i vill be president for EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!! mwah ha ha ha ha ha!
Bo
if the BSToO doesn’t work on equines, i doesn’t work on cows, either. oh, wait.. darn.. im a muse, and it works on all muses. phooey. Koko’s great. there i said it. *stares into space*
StALIN
*nukes white house*
“so ha! kokopelli cant be president if there is no white house!”
Bold is b in angle brackets. to turn it off you do /b in angle brackets.
Koko
Oh yes i can!!! *uses obnoxigen machine to rebuild nuke proof white house in 6.8 seconds* HA! *pies stalin* *happy dance*
COME ON PEOPLE POST!!!
Rich
President! No way! Even Bush is better than Koko! Wait, what am I saying! Koko would make a great President. Dictator even.
Flo
Hi. I’m leaving now. *leaves, realizing that this was completely pointless*
Koko
yes!!! dictator! great idea Rich!! *becomes dictator*
Rich
Oh drat. I mean good. How did you survive a horse kick, anyway, oh All Powerful Dictator who is (grumble grumble) Froody?
Beth
HELLO!!!!
um…
my evil twin sister is cool!
Rich
How do we know that you’re not the evil one and your twin is the good one? Maybe you have a sane twin. AHHH! Sane people! Run away!
Beth
There is no good twin. she’s the evil twin, and i’m the very evil twin. she does get sort of annoying, which is why em and i started ani-libbism.
Rich
I see. Say, this game isn’t really going anywhere is it. Come along, everyone! Let’s get some action!
Koko
i agree! let’s play pie-the-sane-people! *pies anyone with even the slightest hint of sanity* er… *runs around in attempt to burn omnipresent exess energy* weee….. where are all the muses!? i haven’t seen any!! *trips over feet* aaaaauuuuugggghhhh!!! WHAM!!!! *grunts* stupid rock *stands up and walks over to rock that was tripped over. kicks it* OOOWWWW!!!!!!!!! *rock bounces off Rich and…. boom* oof! *chucks rock into fmp* wait. how did you humans get into Kokonino County anyway!?
Rich
*regains conciousness after being hit with rock* Uuuummmm…I uh fell into the FMP and got spit out here. OfficeMax was born here. Wait a minute, how can you have tripped on both your own feet and a rock? *sigh* We’ve sunken to tripping on rocks for entertainment. What ever happened to that Crusto-wotsyoucallit thing you were working on, Koko?
ooh. good idea.
Koko
o yea got it rite hear. *pulls out crustifier* WHOA!! *notices that crustifier is now sproutin abowt a 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 pies* yeah!!!!*flings pies everywhere* hey wots that!? *sees golden pie* wow! it must be the holy pie!!! *turns pie over* hmm…. “this is the golden pie. it will make the person hoo eats it dictator of the world” {!!!} kool. *eats pie* ahhh….. *chokes* gurgle….. *spits out all but 1/9 of the pie.* sigh…. its like the bstoo… *runs away w/ pie* hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah! yes…..! mwahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahaha!
Bo
*pauses chewing and staring into space*
the book “treasure island” began as a story robert louis stevenson used to amuse his stepson loyd alexander
((sry i was out of facts for a bit there))
Koko
ok peoples i am dictator. first i will shut down all the factories that use horses to make glue and such. next the nuclear warheads and the microbiology/toxicology weapons will be shut down over the world (yes i am dictator of the world) third i ban all use of fossil fuels; obnoxygen is made by bacteria, so its limitless, and ya hav to admit, skaate boarding and skiing is fun! also i declare that all sources of man made pollution are shut down and liquuid obnoxygen will be the only fuel. because it is totally atmosphere friendly. mwah ha ha! yes i care about the earth, for those of u in any dowt. he he. and for the people who want it fast fast fast, i have these obnoxygen teleporters u can set up. and also everybody has to take up an instrument. and ride horses and throw pies and make purty art. that WILL make the world a better place . no oil rigs, nutin. and swim. or run, or do a sport. and im shutting down the fast food plants. no math still. ill make an exception for urania, although it mite be fun to see her explode. but gonickll kill me fur shur. heeheehee. stop feeding atibiodiks to animals; stop overusing medicines, quit pumping meat full of chemicals, be conservationists, and give ur organic trash to feather for pulp. goodbye *steps off soap box*
Dragon of the Night
I have come to help my brethren, The Dragon Who Guards the Cave of Golden Pies!
Okay how do i do bold?
can someone help me with the HTMLs? Random, I know.I have no idea. Im sorta new too. I read about two resent posts and gave up.
Woah fun font! How did ya do that?
It’s complicated but should be self-explanatory if you read all of it.
Im doomed. Mom$dad allready limit my time here,
Hi! I got an even cooler font! Ha!
Maybe i should’ve named myself Greenfire………….
OK everyone, I am Bono! (from U2)
Shame on you! 
Ok Mr Koko, since i am a powerful figure in politics i don’t like what you’re doing. HAHA!
Wait a sec, hey Stalin! I’m gonna be Hitler so lets get together and overthrow Koko! HAHAHA!
maybe someone else can be Mussolini and then we can be the twisted freaks three! HAHA! 
bold = [b] in angle brackets. [/b] in angle brackets 2 turn it off. u get the hang of it.
yeah we have mor peoples!!
Koko
aaaah no. i has the blue spikey thing of overratedness, so u liiiiike me, remember?? actually i ate it but same dif. *retrieves pies from crustifier and throws at random*
Ebeth has decided to switch from Crraw to somebody else cuz she’s tired of riting pomes al the tyme. Who else is left?
i woz covering for lilbro ya know.
wait. why did night fox post as koko!? im koko!!!
Rich
I just blew everybody up with my old trousers. Just thought you’d like to know.
I’m new here. Can somebody please tell me what we do on this thread?
that, rich, was nerely a month ago. violetfire, we pretend to be muses, fictional characters from before 1990, or famous peoples on this thread.
whos ebeth now?
Koko
Rich, u didn’t blow everyone up, u blew urself up. duh.
Correction: fictional characters before 1900.
oops.
Rich
Ouch. 3rd degree burns all over. I say, someone get me to the ER stat!
Ebeth, you can be Mussolini, ok? And tell Stalin (dark lord of darkness) that we can be the Evil Twisted Freaky Trio (ETFT).
Except i don’t really know anything about mussolini…except that he was a freaky dictator person.
*gasp* i saw this movie once called tea with mussolini…it was pretty good. maggie smith was in it i remember. it was a bunch of old ladies vs. mussolini. Sorta. ish. Anyhoo…
Well what the heck. I’ll be mussolini. Just don’t kill me on historical accuracy.
He was italian right? Ok.
Mussolini
I HAVE JOINED THE EVIL TWISTED FREAKY TRIO!
Koko
u guys r weird. im dictator of th whol world now
Hitler
I am Hitler and all I know about my good friend Mussolini is that he is qualified to join the Evil Twisted Freaky
TrioClub (which he has). Let’s take over the the world:!:Yeah! (I just stole that blue spikey thingy of overratedness and the golden pie from Koko! Now the ETFC Dictates the world.)MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! (whispers to Mussolini) Where is Stalin!?
Mussolini
*gasp* I don’t know where stalin is! Let’s go slaughter innocent people until we find him!
Hitler
OK:!:
I let you choose from among every historical figure who ever lived–every great scientist, philosopher, inventor, explorer, prophet, and hero–along with every fictional character from Odysseus to Sherlock Holmes, and who shows up on the blog? Hitler, Mussolini, and Stalin. *sighs*
Genghis Kahn
We can always use more dictators.
*facepalm*
Genghis Kahn
Wanna go kill some innocent people, terrorize entire regions, and force whole countries into submission?
Mussolini
Sounds good! Plus, i’m sure if we kill a couple million people off, we’ll be able to find Stalin much more easily. It’s so hard to find people in a crowd!!!
Stalin’s probably hiding from his “enemies” again… *sigh*
Ebeth
GAPA! You should join in! Find your Inner Evil Dictator!
besides, who wants to be somebody nice? it’d be so boring…
Martian
We come in peace.
Mussolini
Khan! Come quick! We must terrorize the martian!
Martian
Dont say i didnt try.
Hey! I can’t think of a good dictator! You people took all the good ones!
Martian Commander
We have implanted a bomb in your planet. It will explode in three days unless an earthian army makes a treaty with us.
Mussolini
Fine. Bring your aliens with their death-ray guns to conquer the earth with me and i’ll make you co-dictator of the world….before i kill you that is. You didn’t hear that last bit.
Martians count as famous right? I just read the rules
Koko
((in referance to post 290)) i ATE the bstofo, ReMeMbEr!?! so u cant take it!!! how bout i just let u dictate the earth and i’ll take over pluto. then we’ll have some conflict. *hinthintnudgewink* weeeeeee caaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan fiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiinnnaaaaaaaaaaaaaaallllllllly hhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaveeeeeee aaaaaaaaaa piiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrr!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *dances around. deal??
sheesh i gotta come around more often. otherwise u lot will blow up earth or something. so long im going to pluto to teach the plutonions or whatever they’re called how to make titanium nuclear pies and synthetic prune juice missiles. then i’ll blow up the earth and u can run mars. then, ill take over venus and mercury and concentrate on taking over the system around this gigantic black hole, and use the anti-blackholegravity belts developed by the hpbs there to harness the amazing power of gravity in the black hole to squinch ur martians into submission so they rebuild earth for me. how does that sound?
Koko
hahahaha! i have blown up the earth!!! and taken over Venus!! and used the gravity belts to squinch the martians into submission! and rebuilt the earth!!! ive got the whole sysstem!! both systems!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Cool. Can I have Australia and New Zealand? Please?
Can anyone else think of a good dictator I can be?
I’ll be Vladimir Putin! I have no idea who he is, but i googled evil dictator and he came up. I think he’s Russian…… Plus, I can call myself Vlad. Awesome!
Well, I don’t think Napoleon has made an appearance yet. Or Tamurlane, Atilla the Hun, Ivan the Terrible, Vlad the Impaler, Shaka, or Caligula. And there’s a recent opening in the Slobodan Milosevich department…
VF (309),
Better look him up. He’s running Russia right now.
Napoleon is cool. Somebody be Napoleon!
Does anybody on here do those online quiz things? We need a “Find your Inner Evil Dictator” one so we can figure out who’s who.
lol
Mussolini
Look! An innocent citizen! Hey you!
GAPA
Who, me?
Mussolini
Yes! Come and be oppressed and terrorized!
GAPA
Why?
Mussolini
erm…because we’re evil dictators, that’s why! Come on!!!
*drags off the GAPA*
Hitler
Mussolini, how dare you make somebody co-dictator while I was off taking over an alternate universe that is now belonging to the ETFC. (wich I rule)
*finds evil fruit of not being able to be overruled or any other form of being overruled and candy bar of invincibility and eats them*
Muahahahaha!
bulletproofmarshmallow
I am also going to be Count Dracula. A REAL PERSON.
Dracula
*walks around his city full of people being impaled with wooden stakes on his orders*
Ah, bliss.
*sees poster on wall*
Poster on wall
Attention all evil dictators!
Come join the ETFC (Evil Twisted Freaky Club) today! For application got to The BIG Red Spot on Jupiter. You will have to pay with five armies from your country and you will automatically recieve one death ray gun and the title of Co-Dictator of the super alternate universe whose name still has to be decided. The real dictators ofthe super alternate universe whose name still has to be decided are HITLER and Mussolini (HITLER is in caps because he’s more of a dictator than Mussolini and because he started the ETFC). For more information call 1 (222) 333-4444
Dracula
I’m joining right now!
*joins*
Koko
mwah ha ha!!! i have success fully devised a way to enter the sun using the crustfier. now i have a bunch of these ministars to help me overthrow u dictators. the bstofo evaporated in the sun, by the way.
Mussolini
I get to watch a movie about myself in history tomorrow! Wow! That makes me feel special.
Plus i got myself extra credit points in latin for being a fascist.
I love being me…
lol
Koko
kool
Koko
*steps up on platform*
hello, peoples of the invisible realm. i can’t see you, but u can see me. so. errr….. uuh… uuuum.. oh wotever. ((POST))
*whispers* this is just an attempt to encourage people to post more. meh
No one in particular
prehaps a new RPG is in order?
((since sleepynighttimedragon is gone, i’ll just take over the Dragon who guards the Cave of Golden Pies))
Dragon Who Guards the Cave of Golden Pies
Koko, would you like a golden pie? SPLAT!!! ha ha… serves you right from trying to steal from my cave!!
((this is just an attempt to get people on here… did it work?))
Hitler
hiya dwgtcogp (for short). would ya like tuh jooyn mah club? i hope ya doo. (doo yah lahk mah wehstehrn ahcceynt?)
Koko
BOO!
((yeah people r posting again.))
is this a first person or thirs,? Even so, i wanna be an Oragutan!
JOIN OR DIE snake from the first political cartoon in the colonies
I suppose this counta as a cartoon character drawn before 1900…. anyways…..
The colonies have joined, so I’m alive again! WhOOT!
I hope Koko doesn’t pie me, I’d suffocate……… *slithers up Hilters pants*
Bush
Fellow Americans!
*is pied*
JOIN OR DIE Snake
Bush? *Crawls out of Hitlers pants* Musssssssssssssssst bite….
You sssssssstupid lying flabbering excussssssssssssssscue for a Presssssssssident! I would bite you, but that would be treasssssssssssssssssson, and my creator wouldn’t be happy.
‘k, i just read all the posts i missed. they were HILARIOUS.
Hitler
Good thing you got out of my pants J or D snake! I was about to pass gas, then you really would have suffocated.
Hi Snake, if you don’t want to bite Bush i’ll do it for you. It won’t be treason. (I’m Transylvanian)
Mussolini
No, you’re German. Actually, you’re technically Austrian. Either way, you’re not Transylvanian. That’s Dracula.
Go snake! Go!
I take offense at Hitler’s name in all caps there. I’ll remind you that you stole most of your ideas from me, thank you very much! *changes poster so Mussolini’s name is in all caps too*
Calling all members of the ETFC!!! Let’s take over the Cave of Golden Pies!!! *gathers army*
Queen of the Hot Pink Bunnies
WAIT! Isn’t there something we’re forgetting?
that second paragraph was supposed to be Dracula. I don’t know what happened.
what are we forgeting?
Join or Die Snake
we’re foretting to eat the hot pink bunnies….. *goes after HBP queen, and attempts to eat* Did I eat you? We hasve to aviod godmoddng here.
Koko
hi!
*throws pies*
Hitler
What ideas did I steal from you, Mussolini?
Queen of the Hot Pink Bunnies
I don’t know what we were forgetting. Thats why i asked.
*gasp*
No!
*is swallowed by evil snake*
(in faint voice comeing from Join or Die Snake’s middle) Help! Help! Where are my royal subjects???
((oh, so that’s what godmodding is))
(OOC) hey, what’s wrong with hpbs?
Join or Die Snake
They’re involved ina sercret plot to help the DTGTCOGP! Not to mention, they’re more filling than regular bunnies. Now, that i’ve eaten their queen, lets move on to the rest! After I digest…. *goes out into the sun*
Mussolini
Hitler, you stole the idea of facism and a whole bunch of propaganda stuffins that i’ve forgotten now but i know we studied this a bit ago..
Queen of the Hot Pink Bunnies
*The Queen wriggles desperately inside the belly of the snake. using her bunny esp, she appeals to her archenemies, the Editors. although the Q. of the hpbs loathes the Editors and everything they stand for, they may be her last hope…*
hey peoples, when i said “The Raven” I DID NOT MEAN QUOTH!!! Quoth is an entirely different raven altogether.
Hitler
I’m supposed to steal stuff! Fer crying out loud, I’m Hitler! What do expect me to do?
((em, did u mean the raven like the poem? Quoth is a very cool raven, but you seem to not want to be quoth. No idea why. I LOVE YOU QUOTH! *deranged fangirl scream* lol))
Mussolini
Yes, but not from ME, because…because…well just because. But if it hadn’t been for me you probably wouldn’t have been able to control the German people and brainwash them so effectively and plus MY party has a name with a fancy latin root so MEH! *pouts* Plus I have a shinier head.
((yes, i meant the raven in the poem))
Hitler
Oh yeah? well I have a weirder moustache! Maybe we should stop bickering. I might be forced to fire you!
no one in paticular
A flamabadulous letter spontainiously combusts, leaving this message burnt into the sand:
Burnt Message
Δον WІθ ΚΟΚΟ Пυff!
П=III.I IV V VIIII II VI V IV …
me
Can I be Urania? She hasn’t posted for two months! Anyway, you dictators might need some help trandlating that.
I forgot…
Jordan, if you’re here your “nonpowerful enemy” is back.
Mussolini
*sulks* Yeah, well…well…well…your moustache isn’t SHINY!!!! My head IS! Shiny things are cooler!!!
Dragon of the Night
(((and, yes, I did actually join. Waaay up there. Hehe.)))
*roars* *drops from the sky* *accidently squashes Hitler*
g*lances around*
Where am I? I apear to have gotten lost… I was heading to my Cave when aparently someone blew up Switzerland and I was draged off course…And who am I sitting on?
Wombat
If you hit me with your utility vehicle, your car will be totalled, you will suffer severe whiplash, and a will grunt and walk away to find more food to eat
(except not exactly)
Rich
I say, I thought this place was doomed, but some kind, compassionate person has breathed new life into it! All hail Skroop, er, the Dead Threads that Shouldn’t be Dead Thread. So, what’s happened in my absence?
Queen of the Hot Pink Bunnies
gee, thanks guys.
*dies*
Hitler
Ouch. Are you talking about the ETFC that you joined?
Mussolini
Who was stalin again? We did have a stalin, didn’t we? What happened to him?
stalin was dark lord of darkness.
he hasnt been on in a while
A Passing Maniac
Hmm, and who shall I be?
all the muses exept Urania and Kokopelli are open. (Chad, Fearter, Crraw, Bo, Pwt, Aeiou and Mimi)
Urania
What are all you dictators doing here? I thought there was a rule against humand in Kokonino County! If you’re going to spend all day arguing about musta…*Bang* (in case you don’t remember, chad made Koko put titanium fume filters on rubber cement and cherry pies so they wouldn’t emmit fumes. Now they go bang instead of splat.)
Aeiou
Crraw
This thread once was crazy
but bloggers became lazy
I hope it revives
That’s how we survies!
[Yes well, Crraw is the muse of bad poetry]
Join or Die Snake
I’m back, and I just ate a bunch of ymmuy HPBS!!!
2nd Queen of the HPBs
Halloo!
Koko
what the heck is DTGTCOGP?! anyway. kokonino is human free but we’re not in kokonino. but now ive moved to pluto and am waging war on mecury so i can gain control of a plasma-abductor ray, capture the dictators, and suspend em in some sort of parrell universe until i can collapse all the stars into black holes so we switch places and the dictators r left in this one for a cople seconds until all the black holes (aka spots 1-10*100 ((aka a gogol… i think…)) have ripped em apart into a thousand peices and i can terrorize all the parrell universe people, starting with the queen of hpbs and urania!! *pies urania and the queen of hpbs then runs* haha!
Bo
The world’s smallest flying insect is the Tanzanian parasitic wasp, which is smaller than the eye of a housefly. bzzz!!!
Sharks apparently are the only animals that never get sick. As far as is known, they are immune to every known disease including cancer.
Snails produce a colorless, sticky discharge that forms a protective carpet under them as they travel along. The discharge is so effective that they can crawl along the edge of a razor without cutting themselves.
The cat lover is an ailurophile, while a cat hater is an ailurophobe
The last member of the famous Bonaparte family, Jerome Napoleon Bonaparte, died in 1945, of injuries sustained from tripping over his dog’s leash
The phrase “raining cats and dogs” originated in 17th Century England. During heavy downpours of rain, many of these poor animals unfortunately drowned and their bodies would be seen floating in the rain torrents that raced through the streets. The situation gave the appearance that it had literally rained “cats and dogs” and led to the current expression.
The poisonous copperhead snake smells like fresh cut cucumbers.
There is no single cat called the panther. The name is commonly applied to the leopard, but it is also used to refer to the puma and the jaguar. A black panther is really a black leopard.
The term “dog days” has nothing to do with dogs. It dates back to Roman times, when it was believed that Sirius, the Dog Star, added its heat to that of the sun from July3 to August 11, creating exceptionally high temperatures. The Romans called the period dies caniculares, or “days of the dog.”
A recent study indicates when men crave food, they tend to crave fat and salt. When women crave food, they tend to desire choklit.
Aztec emperor Montezuma drank 50 golden goblets of hot choklit every day. It was thick, dyed red and flavored with chili peppers.
Choklit syrup was used for blood in the famous 45 second shower scene in Alfred Hitchcock’s movie, Psycho, which actually took 7 days to shoot.
One plain milk chocolate candy bar has more protein than a banana.
A human head remains conscious for about 15 to 20 seconds after it is been decapitated.
Over 2500 left handed people are killed each year from using products made for right handed people
On average, people fear spiders more than they do dying. However, statistically you are more likely to be killed by a champagne cork than by the bite of a poisonous spider.
In Eastern Africa you can buy banana beer. This beer is brewed from bananas.
Banana oil never saw a banana; it’s made from petroleum.
Eggplant is a member of the thistle family.
The average cup of coffee contains more than 1000 different chemical components, none of which is tasted in isolation but only as part of the overall flavor.
On a Canadian two dollar bill, the flag flying over the Parliament Building is an American flag.
Robert Frost once said: “The brain is a wonderful organ. It starts working the moment you get up and does not stop until you get into the office.”
weeee i ♥ internet!!!!!!
all true! honest!
hahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!! I am comment 365!!!!!
Rich
I say, Bo, are you entirely certain on those facts there? I’m almost entirely sure that sharks get some sort of fin cancer. However, it was long believed that they did not get cancer and that is probably why shark fins or whatever are sometimes taken as a ‘remedy’ for cancer. And the left handed people one? I can’t argue with it, because I have no knowledge on the subject, but that just seems absurd.
Sry this isn’t part of the rpg, but thanx 4 joining!!!
Urania
The one about the dog star is true. They called it that because it’s the most visible star in Cainus Major.(latin for “the big dog”)
Urania may be giving it the Greek pronunciation, but we spell the name of the constellation “Canis Major,” as in “canine.”
Urania
Does anyone know where Kokopelli got toe word “DTGTCOGP” from? I thought that message said “Down with the koko puff”…
Koko
urania – look at post 338…. *pies urania* well there r fake fakts on bos page…. mabye she made some up!
or not.
*pies urania* hahahah-ooops *accidentally blows up earth (again) w/ plasma abductor ray, which apparently has a detonatorthingy* geez, again!? *grabs an instantrebuilderthing and recreates earth (again).* sigh…….. ah well *pies the dictators* hehehehehehehehehehehehe!
Koko
*jumps as the holy pie (from in like the 100s) runs up to him* WHOOOAAAAAAAUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGHHHH! *the holy pie knocks him into the newly-created fmp* oof! stupid pie!!!!! *the pie jumps into the fmp and barks* uum…. wot? *the pie, aka devil shakes. he was hit by a golden pie.* hi devil. *climbs out of fmp* whew. what a climb. *summons his new faithful steed who is blue and red and yellow, for some reason, and covered in double sixteenth notes, for no reason whatsoever.* weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaah!!! *uses crustifier version 2 to pie the dictators and urania*hahahahahaha!! *his faithful steed spreads wings it didn’t have a minute ago and jumps into the stratosphere* hee hee…
Urania
How does Kokopelli destroy the earth and just create a new one? Matter can’t just disappear and then appear again!
Join Or Die Snake
I died, and then came alive again when the colonmies united. So IUf I can do that, matter can do that.
As my name implies, I am a demolitions expert. I am also a mercinary. If someone would like to hire me out, that would be OK. Highest bidder wins. That all depends on how much you really want me.
d.e.k #13 o.u.t.
Koko
ah, but the matter didn’t disapear – it was smashed into a particle about the size of a pin, and then when i “recreated” it, it just expanded, again, like a rubber band!!!!!!! dek13, i bid 20,000 pies made out of alunimum, titanium, golf balls, whipped cream, cherrys, rubber cement, comp chips, and jalepeños. weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee…
Urania
Mattar squished that small makes a black hole! You really should be more careful about blowing things up.
Koko
thpt! i dont care!!!!!!!!!!! and i didn’t blow it up, i smooshed it!!!
Crraw
This thread, just like the rest,
is becoming quite a mess!
Urania and Koko
are really going at at it
I’ve almost nearly had it!
Writing bad poetry is harder than you’d think, ok?
Urania
You did blow it up. (see post 371 – ” *accidentally blows up earth (again) w/ plasma abductor ray, which apparently has a detonatorthingy* geez, again!?” You’re lusky you didn’t fall into the black hole it made.
Join Or Die Snake
People, people, lets come to an agreement! Remember: Unity people! We’re all patriots here! (excpet the people in britian, canada, and australia).
Koko
no, i smooshed it! if it WAS blown up, i couldn’t fall in to any black holes!!! ((i changed my mind, ok?))
Dante
Abandon All Hope Ye who…
forget to mention those who come from Europa! (yes, I mean Europa, not Europe.)
*quickly writes JoDS into the Inferno*
Just kidding.