Magic

For Kokopelli a.k.a. Mutt, even if she did say “pwease.”

For Kokopelli a.k.a. Mutt, even if she did say “pwease.” We’ll see where this one goes. (Your obedient administrator feels compelled to point out that he doesn’t believe in magic.)

135 thoughts on “Magic”

  1. wh00t! *runs, screams and generally goes insane while jumping up and down with joy*

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  2. Magic doesn’t exist anymore. But it’s fun to read about. It’s one of those fantasy things you wish existed, even though you know it never will.

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  3. I think pwease must be a secret command that forces the GAPAs to do your will. That’s why they don’t like it!Mwahaha! j’accuse!!! ignore the spleling, french-speaking musers!

    So what kind of magic are we talking about here exactly? Just anything?

    cuz y’know…harry potter, jonathon strange, belgariad, lotr, eragon, sitting beside me here the historian, narnia, only a million others. And then the magic as in the religion believed by diff cultures (a lot of religion is magic) and stuff like that…

    Not too much to choose from is there?

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  4. alright, mutt shall now admit it. she’s a wizard. which is obviously why she wanted a thread on this.

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  5. cuz y’know…harry potter, jonathon strange, belgariad, lotr, eragon, sitting beside me here the historian, narnia, only a million others. And then the magic as in the religion believed by diff cultures (a lot of religion is magic) and stuff like that…

    modern stuff. chairs faliing at random intervals…(yes, that’s my partner in wizardry’s fravorite stunt)

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  6. Our own evil twisted brands of magic? And book/movie magic? I’m currently working on two books…no…three? Three, one of which I haven’t started typing out yet. That contain magic pretty unlike other kinds of magic. The books. That I’m writing. (I am more articulate than this in the books.) (Usually)

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  7. magic…hmm…would be really nice if it was real…but its not..tis so sad…

    hey sweet. oh, everyone, this is a friend from neo who saw me going crazy begging GAPA for this thread and felt like coming to see what this place is like XXD

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  8. I do believe in magic, I do, I do!

    (I don’t, really, but I wish I did. I stopped when I didn’t get my Hogwarts letter, :lol:)

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  9. I’m didn’t get my Hogwarts letter, and was on the verge of tears for a day or two afterwards. I can’t believe it – I’M NOT A WIZARD! Gahhhhhhhhh!

    Oh well. I don’t really believe anymore, but whenever I play Hogwarts with my friends I can at least pretend I’m a wizard and being unmagical hasn’t stopped me from memorizing every spel I can suck out of the books, plus more.

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  10. koko never got a hogwarts letter and never plans to. and i don’t think any of the wizards i know plan to either.

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  11. My friend lent me her book on Wicca once. It was kind of interesting, only I didn’t get very far in the book..

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  12. grr. not again. another scam craze on neo today. me and sweet’ll probably be spending quite a bit of time over here.

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  13. Um, kokopelli #2 (a.k.a. Mutt), why are you posting the things other people are saying? Book magic is cool, but people who actually try to practice it are creepy. There’s a fine line between magic and Voodoo.

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  14. Um, kokopelli #2 (a.k.a. Mutt), why are you posting the things other people are saying? Book magic is cool, but people who actually try to practice it are creepy. There’s a fine line between magic and Voodoo.

    oh, sorry. it’s a habit i picked up on neo. the boards are really fast sometimes so you have to post what you’re replying to.

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  15. No, for instance, most Wiccans aren’t creepy (unless they’re the poser type who do it for the shock value but other than that no)- Wicca, as I understand it, is, like most other religions, based on doing good and being all connected with nature and stuff… I kind of find it funny, though.. of course, I find most religious people pretty funny… not to mention Goths…

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  16. well theres spelly magic, and magic thats more like an instinctive power. and magical objects, and old magic and magical peoples and the rules of magic and “wizardology” and all different types of magic. when you put magic into your fantasy book, you make up the rules, and its really fun.

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  17. magic tis not real nor shall it ever be…. at least on earth!!! who knows, maybe in another galaxy where the dragons (and i) used to live…. okokok, i’m not really a dragon i’m just pretending… but alas my fellow musers, the day will come when i am discovered…. for who i truely am… and that will not be this year!!! who bets that i can stay in disguise for a whole year?

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  18. Magic is like a really good and unselfconscious fantasy novel. It’s hard to find, but when you do it’s WONDERFUL.

    Types of magic:
    Old Magic: Magic in lands that is thought out and kind of slow.
    Spell magic: Magic that needs summoning (herbs, circles) and is vaguely Wiccan.
    Species Magic: Magic that you get from being what you are. EX: Dwarves in LOTR are good with fire.
    Instinctive Power: Tamora Pierce-y power, where the individual
    has the power (whatever quantity) and may or may not know this.

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  19. Wizards of the Unseen University practice not using magic. Instead, they eat and squabble. Really quite entertaining, the ordeals they get themselves into.

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  20. It’s magik, hello!

    Yep. By the way, Magik is a purplish-brown color.

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  21. In the Belgariad, there are several ways of disrupting nature.

    a) sorcery, otherwise known as the Will and the Word. Used by the Brotherhood (Belgarath, Polgara, Belgarion, Beldin, Beltira, Belkira, Belzedar untill he ran away, Belmakor until he died, and one more who surfaces in the plot and I won’t reveal ;)). Anyone can do this, if they have a strong enough Will. Also used by the Grolim priests, very very evil dudes who worship with human sacrifice. Luckily almost none of them are strong enough to shapeshift, much less kill people with it.
    b) witchcraft, which uses imps to do your bidding. Uses focuses and spells. Used by Vordai of the Fens.
    c) magic, which is evil and uses demons to do your bidding. Very very dangerous (if the demon gets away it kills you) and used by the Godless Ones.
    d) agury- reading the stars, plants, sheeps’ guts, whatever. Used by Alorn priests and Queen Salmissra of Nyissa (before she got turned into a snake, of course.)
    e) Raw elemental power used by artifacts such as the Orb, Cthrek Goru, and the Orb’s counterpart the I-forgot-the-name.

    finis.

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  22. peopel i still believe in magic like fantasy magic. actually mostly like issabella allende magic and sci fi magiclike magic that is explained. also magic in real life is not nssesarily voodoo

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  23. I really dislike people who spell magic “Majik, Magick, Magik, Majic” or any other way. It’s just so, you know, odd. Self-conscious and unaesthetic,too.

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  24. It’s just this thing we’re doing. We find C’s unnesasery, so we stopped using them. K as in kall. S as in unnesasery. ☻as in ☻hair (ch).

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  25. or there’s the modern stuff that’s what i do. it’s very funny to watch a friend do stunts with it. quotes kid in class:

    “where is my chair?! who took it?! give it back! did you take it?!”

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  26. Magik is dangerous and should be used sparingly. It kan kause all sorts of problems. It kan also be of great help. But only when used properly.

    I’m only saying magik bekause of my petition against “C”.

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  27. I don’t belive in magic. But ESP is a possibility, even though the only identical twins I know are Ishmael and Sphinx and they are certainly not empathic as they are always fighting. Magic is a fun idea, though.

    I like themed powers, not all-around magery like Alanna has. I like elemental power, transformations, et cetra.

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  28. the most of us specialize in something or other. havoc, for instsnce. XXD my above post gives a major clue to who i know that specialises in that

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  29. Magic does not exist. However, many things that people call “magic” do exist. Such as Psi. I am attempting to study it, but am making little progress, as I do not concentrate fully on it.
    I have a bone to pick in regard to someone naming themself Kokopelli. However, if I speak my mind, I will no doubt be assaulted by a horde of angry feminists who see sexism in anything and everything.

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  30. magic doen’t exsist, but neither does koko if you look at it that way.

    anyway this thread is for talking about magic in works of fiction. it is pointless to keep going on about how magic doesn’t exsist because we all know that.

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  31. Go ahead. But let me once more emphasize this: I already apologized for my part. You anger quickly and you forgive slowly, Mr. Chairman.
    I can do loads of psi and stuff like that, but only rarely can I get it to work on someone outside. I have an especially potent trick calld ‘void and candle’ which is remarkably effective on physical objects; I can do almost anything while in its thrall.
    I have good concentration, later I shall post some helpful tricks for concentration for your benefit.

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  32. actually we dont all know that.
    I for one do not.
    also it depends on what your definition of magic is but i agree with em on that we should discuss something else

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  33. mutt was actually thinking along the lines of not fiction stuff, because she does’t care much care for it, but okay

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  34. Hello, Rosanne! I didn’t know you were moderating. Good! I’ll knock off and do some laundry.

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  35. it’s a mental state, basically. You imagine a candle or a flame, and pour yourself into it. All your feelings, memories, everything. ALl descisions become subconsious, and if someone asks a person correctly doing void and candle a question whose answer thay know, even having just heard it in passing a year before, they will instantly answer. Void is a more refined and physical form, you use it if youare running for distance or speed and it lets you do your max. I use it all the time, and I actually took an average to see if it’s real– and it was. You just let the void swallow you.
    However, it dosn’t work for some of my friends and you have to wipe your mind entirely blank which is very hard. FOr me, though, it has amazing effect.
    I also use it during regular days (to a lesser extent) to keep myself calm. Sort of like meditation, which I also do. however, meditation I maily use to relive pain and– I admit it– boredom.
    This is not magic or anything mystical. It is just a way of calming yourself and suchlike, it works for some and not for others.

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  36. I still am unable to “see” the psi. According to the “Psion’s Handbook,” I ought to be able to do it in about 3 months. I am able to influence minor things and small thoughts of others with my mind, but still can’t send thoughts or scan them.

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  37. Very interesting, Phoenix. If only I could use void and candle to answer the Q&A’s! I guess that would take a lot of training.
    I meditate too — almost every day. Though about half the time napping might be a more accurate description in my case.

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  38. hmm. someone told me the tricks, I don’t know if they got it from those books. Well, it works.
    Anyway, I only belive in what you yourself can make work. Hypnotism only works if you want it to. Sorry, Mr. Chairman, but your Psi sounds like mysticism to me. *wills Grant not to take offense*

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  39. Ok, that’s it. Pheonix, one day you are coming to my house and teaching me how to do Void & candle. And anything else. Why didn’t you tell me you knew all this interesting stuff?

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  40. why don’t you try PRAYING during davening, like ur suppossed to?
    I can teach you if you want. I know lots more tricks. More tomorrow, I need to go to sleep now.

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  41. oh my! so much for sleeping!
    I just got up from typing and kicked off my socks. Then I began to climb the steps and my ankle just sort of… gave way. there is some major swelling and I can’t walk without pain, my dad thinks I bruised the bone, becaue I fell down the stairs before.
    well, I should still be in bed. ‘night, all!

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  42. In the a fantasy series I’m planning on writing, everyone magic or not, is under a sign.
    The major signs are:
    light
    darkness*
    air
    water
    earth
    fire
    More minor sign are:
    metal
    sand
    stone
    ice
    destruction
    binding
    *Though darkness is considered a major sign, it is extremely rare, and only turns up every two hundred years.

    But maji are the only people who can utilize that sign in the form of elemental powers. They can control there elements, and have a konchou, or spirit animal, that they can become.

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  43. mutt thinks ice and water are mostly the same element. at least, i’m a water element, and my spirit mentor thing is only related because he’s from alaska

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  44. Phoenix, void and candle sounds interesting. I’m afraid I would have a lot of trouble acomplishing it, I would probably be thinking “this is so weird” or “I wonder how long I’ve been doing this” and that, as I understand it, has a way of ruining what you’re going for. Anyway, I’ll try it sometime.

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  45. Lovely.
    ChinTsu, in D&D we have domain spells too! Here:

    Air
    Animal
    Chaos
    Death
    Destruction
    Earth
    Evil
    Fire
    Good
    Healing
    Knowlage
    Law
    Luck
    Magic
    Plant
    Protection
    Strength
    Sun
    Travel
    trickery
    War
    Water

    anyway, can you describe your domains and the powers granted? It sounds cool!

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  46. I tried Void and Candle, or as I call it because I’ve read the WoT books, the flame and the void, last night. It didn’t really do anything, but it did help me get to sleep.. I have a lot of trouble falling asleep..

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  47. Last night I did a neat little meditation trick I invented while trying to go to sleep. I focus on my muscles being entirely inert and then I focus on my eyelids closing, which they do without me doing anything. Then I focus on a lot of stuff which is private. After what seemed like five minutes I opened my eyes and it was much later. And I did not fall asleep.

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  48. What to you mean domains? ChinTsu is sadly uneducated on RPGs.:sad:
    Powers, though, I can explain.
    fire-the basic ability to call up fire, resistance to getting burned
    common konchous include-gryfon, lion

    light-creating balls of light that can either be used to light the way or hurl at enemies, can sense death and necromancy
    common konchous include-various birds of prey, cat

    darkness-ability to make people fall asleep and sometimes kill them, though this often kills the user as well, ability to see into the past, present, and(unvoluntarily) future, sharp senses exept for sight, can become invisible at night
    common konchous include-owl, raven

    more later……

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  49. I knock myself out. Like seriously, if you cross your eyes and make yourself dizzy and other stuff like that you’ll faint and when you wake back up you’ll fall asleep like *snap* that. But it only works those occaisional times when fate combines so that A-you’re really tired B-really really tired (but u still can’t sleep) C-you actually want to go to sleep and D-There is no letter D. This doesn’t happen often, cuz i’m rarely that tired, and i rarely actually want to go to sleep until i’m tired enough to fall asleep (and sometimes not even then) A couple years ago though i’d get really tired and just not fall asleep. It was really weird. So yeah.

    ChinTsu, what do you mean by konchous?

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  50. What’s Wicca? And when I said “people who actually try to practice it”, I was speaking mainly of people who practice Voodoo. And witchcraft. Pretty much anyone who summons evil powers to do their bidding. You know, fortune tellers, qujedie (whatever) boarders, and the like.To put it bluntly, Satan-worshippers (even if they may not be aware of it.). I mean, that’s not just ceepy, it’s evil. The way I see it, if you try to make something supernatural happen and it happens, it obviously didn’t come from you. There are only two options for who did it, and since God isn’t the show-off type, if you didn’t ask Him for it, it was Satan. Or you’re going crazy. Okay, I don’t want ot introduce religion into this. Let’s move on. *ding* ‘Your new topic’s ready!’ The mind stuff is cool. Like meditation and that. Yeah, I’ll bet there’s a lot of properties of the subconscience that aren’t even discovered yet.

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  51. the domains are just the classes of spells. Like the light spells you described will go to your light domain.
    Can air control the weather? ‘Cause if it can I like that one. I tend to like elements, like next I would choose Water or Fire.

    I am really bad at going to sleep tricks. My meditation keeps me awake, not the opposite! I just simply clear my mind and then sleep comes on faster. I have some physical tricks but they don’t count.
    I am learning select Karate moves to expand my P.D. skills. I can do most of the punches, blocks, and kicks, but I have trouble shifting from the former to the latter. And I am still working on the high kick, because I am not fast enough and I’m afraid to get my ankle caught, and I still can’t do the flying kick without falling after I deliver the blow, because I can’t rebalance before I land. Anyway, the Karate will help b/c most of P.D. is defensive grappling. It’s all close range, and I don’t want to get that close to an assalient if I can possibly help it.

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  52. I have the worst time falling asleep. I can lie awake for hours at a time, thinking, “I should be finishing my algebra homework. I hate algebra.” Or other stuff.

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  53. I just took a Spanish class. I did nae like it. I want to take Mandarin or Arabic instead but my school does nae have either.

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  54. Heck, I’d LOVE to take an Arabic class! Too bad my school doesn’t have one either.

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  55. Well, Ishmael supposedly knows Karate as well and when I practice with her I always win. Anyway, I already know Kempo, I’m just branching out. :)

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  56. Ick, Latin. Okay, okay, Latin is a very cool laguage, but it’s not worth devoting school time to. I mean, nobody speaks it! I had to learn some of it last year and I can’t honestly say that I benefited at all from it. Learn Italian.

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  57. latin is the root of all languages. Plus, it’s cool. And if you’re an HP fanatic, you can go around saying random Latin words, brandishing a stick, and wait for something to happen.

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  58. Latin’s cool. My latin teacher is not. But the language is, and so’s doc (the latin II teacher) I can say cool stuff about how Davus beat Geta baculo. i forgot what beat was. ver something i think. yeah. that’s the interesting chap we’re on now. After this they get stuck in a ditch. Haha.

    I don’t know karate, but i wish i did.

    back to loads of hw now *sigh* I really wish i did my history notes before…i’m gonna be up all night too cuz i still have about 400 pgs. in the historian and book club meets tomorrow at lunch. Plus i can’t read it during study hall cuz i g2 do hw so i can go to MI this weekend. aaaaaaaaah. AND to top off my terrible skool life, we have exams coming up and EVERY teacher thinks that their exam is the one we should study hardest for. Except lamuth. She doesn’t say anything like that. Funny how her exam IS the one we have to study hardest for. Oh the pain of life…

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  59. Wow i totally didn’t see that i was on the magic thread. How unobservant. Now i have to connect all this to magic. Erm…ok hp rocks. grr wait that’s hp thread. Eh. Um…Magic’s cool. Yeah. really g2g now. *slips GAPA some virtual choklit* post it plz? even if it’s totally off-topic?

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  60. Air-can summon storms and strong winds, manuplate the air to make things float, also can use wind to carry messages
    common konchous include:falcons, foxes with wings

    Water-can control water, condensing it from the air, also can summon storms(they can team up with windmages to make this easier), can breath under water
    common konchous include:seals, sharks

    as a mentioned before konchous are mages guardian animals, which they can turn into

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  61. Analyzing is fun. That’s what we do in school, it’s what we do on the blog. Q.E.D.

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  62. So sad…sometimes she feels so sad.

    Do you guys like Craig Shaw Gardner’s stories? I love them, especially the adventures of the apprentice magician Wuntvor and his master Ebenezum.

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  63. I gave up sleeping a long time ago. I always lie awake thinking about stuff, then my wet hair soaks the pillow, and now I just lie there and think.

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  64. sadly i have nothing worth saying… we need another procrastination thread… my mid-terms are tomorrow and i haven’t even studied… :oops:

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  65. Hi I’m back.
    More on elemental powers…
    Binding-creating chains and other restraining devices out of thin air, sealing doors so they won’t open, creating magical shields.
    common konchous include-kestrel, wolf

    Earth-creating earth quakes, making the ground explode, making tree/plants grow quickly, making giant fissurs in the earth.
    common konchous include-bear, horse

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  66. A field guide to elemental powers, by ChinTsu.

    Hmm…

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  67. I believe in magic.

    The following is an excerpt from a letter to my friend the day after the fourth Potter movie came out:

    At my school, yesterday the 18th, it was unofficial Harry Potter day, according to some of my friends and me. I dressed in a robe and drew the dark mark on my wrist and guess what?!?!?!- My dad made me a WAND!!!!!!!!!!! Yes, an actual wand. So cool.
    So I brought my wand to school and everybody was like ohh and ahh and I had to go on a field trip so I put my wand in the corner of my locker, shoved my backpack in front of it, and then for some reason, I moved my pack back out of the way and my wand was GONE!!!!! I swear, I could not find my wand inside my locker!!!!!! I looked, my friend looked, and my teacher looked inside the locker and we could not find it!!!!!! I was, like, sooooooooo worried about my wand (hmm. maybe the locker was a “vanishing locker.” get it? “vanishing cabinet?” haha) I was truly starting to think that my wand was magic. So then my dad came to pick my up and I told him about the wand and he looked in my locker for one minute and pulled it out!!!!! Was he magic? No. Of course not. You see, there’s my locker door and the wall of the locker and between these two there’s a little space. Really hidden. I didn’t know it existed. But that’s where my wand was.

    That’s my story.

    Anybody else had a “magic” instance?

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  68. yes, recently my freind hid my wand. she says it’s in the closet in my room, but how am i supposed to find it under all my stuffed dogs? XXD

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  69. What does XXD mean?

    not totally sure, i’m guessing dies of laughter. it’s used as an exclamation of laughter on the boards

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  70. X X Dead of laughter? We don’t know. Funny, I’ve been seeing it all these years and I still don’t know what it means.

    Oook?

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  71. Okay, my friend and sister Narcissa and I came up w/ a list of what will happen in Harry Potter 7. To see it, PLEASE go look at the “Harry Potter” Positng!

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  72. You know what, ignore my last comment. I’m going to give you the list right now:

    Suspicions:

    *Harry and Voldemort must join, destroying both.
    *Neville vs. Dark Lord
    *Regulus Black=R.A.B.
    *Harry is a horcrux.
    *Harry is Gryffindor’s heir (meaning he is something of Gryffindor’s)
    *Regulus Black is an animagus (lion).
    *Regulus is alive & in hiding
    *People who might die: Snape, McGonagall, Lupin, Tonks, Mrs. Weasley, Mr. Weasley, Kingsley Shacklebolt, Fudge, Charlie, teacher at Hogwarts, Bill, Hagrid, Rufeous Scrimgeour, Fluer Delecour, Grawp, Luna, Percy
    *Mr. Weasley= Minister of Magic
    *Luna works @ Dept. of Mysteries
    *Some “Weasley” MUST die
    *Grawp vs. giants
    *Something happens to: Bellatrix, Narcissa, Lucius, Draco
    *Someone gets their soul sucked out (Mrs. Weasley, Neville)
    *Mr. Ollivander obducted so he can change Voldemort’s wand
    *Harry inherits Fawkes

    I know, i know, some of it is mispelled, like i care right now…

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  73. bellatrix u forgot voldemort ginny and haryy in your list of dead people and regulus isnt an animagus (lion)

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  74. regulus is crookshanks! no, in just kidding.

    Emmeline Vance was obviously the best character. all of the other characters will be hopelessly stumped and Emmeline will come to their rescue and kill voldy! hold on a sec- she’s dead :cry: . well that only makes her more famous, i guess.

    *sigh* my name is in so few books.

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  75. What kind of face does XXD make? I looked sideways but I just don’t get it.
    If I turn it sideways so the X’s are at the bottom it looks sort of like a person standing up. But I have a feelng that’s not the message. It’s a very mysterious emoticon.

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  76. I shall talk about inheritance, but I will not reveal my identity as it is slightly embarrassing.

    I ♥ MURTAGH!

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  77. Be careful what you wish for. Phoenix may be lurking.

    :D lol

    I ♥ that dwarf king dude whose name i forgot…

    Must read again…

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  78. I LOVE ERAGON AND ELDEST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! muahahaha!!!!!!! I &hearts: … uh… i have no feelings for anyone in that book… i still think it’s an awesome book though!!!

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  79. I liked eragon actually. Eldest, not so much. so predictable…gaaaaah. and the whole thing with arya bleeech he really can’t write any type of love-story subplot and should not try. he’s 15 for cryin out loud!

    Eragon was pretty good though. The urgals were completely ripped off orcs. The shades were pretty cool. They were probably ripped off too, but they were still cool. I ♥ the dwarf dude, and the dragons are cool.

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  80. I just wanted to kill Eragon, and the elves, and Paolini, and Arya, and Oromis, and Orrin, and Roran, and basically everybody but Murtagh, Angela and Nasuada. And there was too much Star Wars.

    Murtagh: Luke, I am your father. Augh, I mean your brother!

    Eragon: Luke?

    Murtagh: Freudian slip.

    Eragon: Noooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

    Murtagh: Mwahahahaha

    Eragon: But you can’t go over to the Dark Side!

    Murtagh: I’m not actually evil, but Galbatorix is making me be evil, so I’m going to be evil anyway. I know that doesn’t make sense.

    Murtagh: And you can’t keep that lightsaber. I mean sword.

    Eragon: *gasp* I just got pwned by someone else! I am so pathetic that they’re all better than me. Except for the puny peasants. I shall go back and mingle with the puny peasants, it will make me feel better.

    Roran: Pwned!

    Eragon: #@%*&$!

    Saphira: It’s okay Eragon, I still love you, even though that makes no sense, but I have to, because I’m your trusty sidekick.

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  81. Christopher Paolini took a lot of stuff from a lot of different stuff and added them all together: HarryPotter, LOTR, StarWars, HeirApparent…

    lotta stuff

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  82. Woohoo, a magic topic! Yay. I meditate when I get the time. It’s very relaxing and it really can be a magical experience if you concentrate and empty your mind (but I have a lot of trouble doing that most of the time). Personally, I believe in magic of all kinds, good and bad, but that’s just me.

    Latin is good. Obsessive teachers are bad. The language itself is very interesting. There’s a strange sense of satisfaction in being able to read something from so long ago. And even though it’s no longer spoken there’s a surprising amount of Latin that pops up in everyday life when you least expect it, like “mea culpa”, plus a ton of English words that come from Latin roots. The bad thing about Latin is that it takes so long to learn. I’ve been taking it for five years now and I still don’t know all of the grammar! o.O There’s also a tendency for Latin teachers to be kind of…strange. I don’t know about other schools, but at mine one Latin teacher is absolutely devoted to Latin (she lives for Latin, which seems a bit extreme…) and the other loves Latin but doesn’t know how to teach it. Last year that teacher told us it was the duty of Latin scholars to find things out on their own and basically just stood there the whole year while we tried to figure out what she was supposed to be teaching us. Ack. But still, it’s a really fun language once you learn it. :D

    Hmmm…perhaps XXD is meant to be XD? In that case, it would be meant to be a big smile under x’d-out eyes, right? That one took me forever to figure out too, though. o.O

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  83. this is a “golden rule” of magic: “And harm you none, do what you will.” What it means is that basically as long as you don’t intend to harm or control anyone (including yourself), do whatever you want.

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  84. Draco Dormiens Nunquam Titillandus!
    Anyone who can tell me what this means gets some virtual choklit.

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  85. mutt, you remind me of, mee… that was NOT mentto be an insult!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  86. 132- i’ve read that, and it is amazing. on one of those astrotower sites, is it not?

    i hate the character eragon. the books are mediocre. i wonder how the movie will turn out…

    i’m too lazy to scroll up more. ah, well. another day…

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