New to MuseBlog? Then stop right in at this thread, and friendly bloggers will welcome you warmly with pies (or coolly, if refrigerated pies are in stock today) and help you find your way around. Don’t bother to duck; they never miss.
Please read The Rules. You might also glance at The HG2MB (Hitchhiker’s Guide to MuseBlog), which contains helpful hints regarding local customs, lingo, and other peculiarities of the blog; smiley information included.
Welcome, indeed! Welcome to this wondrous blog of awesomeness!
I know you’re going to hear it a number of times, but still, I might as well say to please read the rules and the HG2MB (Hitchhikers Guide to Muse Blog) before jumping in.
MuseBlog Dictionary
Pie pi n v
Noun: A usually sweet pastry, with a crust on both bottom and top.
Verb: To throw a pie virtually to a fellow Blogger. If pied: Do not be offended! In different contexts it can mean: “Hi! Welcome to the blog!” or “Congratulations!” or “Greetings, fellow Blogger” etc.
Please do join in! We will be glad to have you!
1- Sometimes pie is used to offended people. Like Liver pie.
I am back! So, where’s Morbid and Abigail? I would like them to throw nuclear bomb pies at me!
Oh great and mighty GAPAs, I am the AJR of the infant years of the blog. I humbly request that you update my name in the “Who’s Here” page. I have changed my email address due to excessive spam. Thenk you, oh great and mighty GAPAs.
-AJAR, AJR, JFTISG, Jack Frost The Ice (Semi) Ghost, Sir Fire and Ice
You WANT nuclear bombs thrown at you?
2- Or in pie war.
Welcome neophytes who are not yet here!
Everyone gather round for a hearty cheer!
It’s November now, when is Thanksgiving day?
The turkeys are running, a running away!
National Novel Writing Month’s arrived
Before the first, could we survive?
But now, it’s here
another cheer!
NaNo has arrived.
JFK died this day,
The 22nd, he passed away
A cheer for him
The day’s still grim
On the day of a tragic death
Three cheers for November!
A month for writing!
For dinners so incredibly inviting!
For fighting, that’s sad
But for today,
we’ll be happy,
it’s Saturday!
Welcome ‘phytes!
Check out the HG2MB, it really helps. And ask any questions you have, we’d be glad to answer!!
For how long will these colors stay? (No, neophytes, these are not the usual colours.) I like them a lot. Very festive. Pumpkin pie, anyone?
8- on a plate. with one slice.
9- Whipped cream?
OOH! Pumpkin Pies! GIMMEE!
*sucks them up kirby-style*
Yum!
*obtains level 3 ‘pie’ Amzenith Crystal*
Yay! Now I can throw an infinite number of pies!
*Pies everyone with pumpkin pies with my face on them via caramel sauce, whip cream, opaque rainbow colored hard candy, and pretzels*
Heh, heh. I love pumpkin pies!
[snip!]
11- You’re not supposed to do that (link to other pages). And why are there Amzenith Crystals in your name? If you’re a neophyte, that explains it…
8–sure, if it’s on a plate, with a scoop of vanilla ice cream! Mmmmmmmmm
12- *sigh* Cue Wishstone Music! (from W:MOD)
*Tiaramisu’s theme plays (from W:MOD)*
NOT THAT ONE!
*Wishstone music plays (from W:MOD)*
There we go!
Now… You wanted to know about the Amzenith Crystals?
Ok.
These powerful crystals give me special powers.
If I absorb an attack that I never absorbed before, then I get a new crystal. If I absorb an attack that I have the Crystal for, It strengthens that specific crystal. I absorb the attack enough times, then it will go to level two. (level one crystals can’t combine powers with other crystals, but level two ones can.)
I can only use so much power out of that crystal, though. If I absorb MORE attacks, then the crystal will go to level 3, which means I have infinite power out of that crystal. I have 23 Amzenith Crystals.
Hope this helps.
P.S. Oh, and BTW I am NOT a neophyte. I am the one known as AJR in the dinosaur days (or is that daze) of the GABOOMBA. (Which, BTW, Mario told he smashes them all the time, so I’m sure you know I’m referring to the Muse one.)
Ciao!
12- Oh, and I also just noticed some Bloggers have “potterpoints” in their name, but are THEY neophytes?
15- I’m not sure what that is.
16–not sure what what is? Potterpoints? They are a temporary pointage system in use between me and Miss Swann for the duration of our Harry Potter trivia competition. Which seems to be temporarily on hold….
17- Ah.
I’m trying to get my friend Simon to join MB, but he’s been put off blogs/forums by the Chatterbox. He complains that no one listens to him when he posts, so he won’t even read one of the threads.
So…… Hello, neophytes, welcome to the blog, here’s some pie. It’s your choice whether to have it on your face or on a plate.
18-Yeah, I’ve been trying to get my friend Emma to come on here too, but even though she seems to be really familiar with the internet and everything, for some reason she doesn’t want to. I think it’s actually partly my fault, because two years ago on Halloween I ate something weird and made myself really hyper and started saying random stuff about Muse (I don’t really remember what, but thy had to do with the Muses or something, and I was really crazy), and now she refuses to have anything to do with Muse. It is my fate to be permanently stuck in all of my friends’ minds as the idiotic fat kid who had weird spells about once every month…..
Speaking of which, has anyone seen Widget around lately?
Hi,
I’m new here I just thought I’d throw in something. I’m a huge muse fan but have not gotten it for very long. I hope you guys will welcome me.
20–of course we will welcome you! Welcome to the blog, Z the neophyte! *pies with scrumptious pies–chocolate cream, banana cream, apple, pumpkin* enjoy!
(and in case you don’t know, pieing is meant as a sign of welcome, and is done to all ‘phytes to welcome them to the blog. it is not meant to me malicious in the slightest–that is, the pieing of neophytes isn’t, other pieing is sometimes, like on the ancient pie war threads, but that’s another story…..)
20 – Welcome to the blog, Z! -pies-
I’m not sure if I’m being a traitor to the cause, but….
*beckons neophytes over*
*psst!* We don’t really pie eact other all the time!
23–aaaaaaaaah, noooooooooooo!!!!!! How dare you let them in on our little secret….
Hmph. I’m just trying to be nice!
20-Hello, Z! *piesandpiesandpiesandpiesandpies* Out of curiosity, what are you going to call yourself when you’re not a neophyte anymore?
Welcome Z!!! *pies* *repeats poem* Hehe. *pies again with exploding confetti pie*
pies Z with dæmon blood chees cake “helo!” 27 Hyjayko The Ingenious Swordsman? do tell or point me into the path where it is explaned! this one would like to know…
Thanks,
I really appreciate the welcome, even if it was a little messy. I don’t know what to call myself Armada, I was thinking maybe something like Zorgon what do you think.
I noticed you guys usually make your names something you want to be or like or something any suggestions?
30- ZTN.
Well, it would be kind of hard for us to think of a name for you, as we don’t really know you. Just think of something that describes you, that fits. I mean, I am completely obsessed with Harry Potter, and I think Luna is cool (and I think I look a bit like her), so LtL fits me for name.
Of course, when I was a ‘phyte many long years ago (ok, only 2 1/2, I just went by my first name last initial).
My only advice is don’t over think it, just choose something.
heyyyy phytes! I’m MissSwann, and I’m feeling happy right now.
31–but then en will always be thought of as a ‘phyte to anyone who knows what the letters stand for.
Hey all! I’m over at my friend’s house, and she wants to get Muse and come to the blog! I’ve been showing her around and she says it looks really fun. And we are reading my November/December Muse and she really likes it! So she says hi. And I will try to get her to subscribe!! Yay!
“HI!” ((That was her))
Z the neophyte-Zorgon is cool. I like it! I think that should be your name.
I used to be Mogget’s Little Sister and I used that for everything. I got bored of it.
30- Well, what do you like/want to be? I like Zorgon, actually. But if we knew you better we could probably come up with something more easily. Maybe you can just stay as Z the neophyte or Zorgon for now, and when we know you we can have a brainstorming session or something?
35-Yes! Make her join!
Hello!
I am a very big fan of muse and am looking forward to checking out Museblog. Normaly I would like some pie but I am currently consuming copious amounts of halloween candy.
I’m getting the Idea that most people here have cool aliases. Hm… How about ‘Tessera Rose’?
Hey, thanks guys I’m going to go with zorgon for now so that’s me. One other thing I don’t know what thread to join the ones I looked at all seem to be ending. Any suggestions?
35- I definitely think you should make her join! Muse totally rocks!
I like Tessera Rose I’m new too. I am the one formerly known as Z the neophyte
I like Tessera Rose I’m new too. I am the one formerly known as Z the neophyte. I am now going to be Zorgon guys. thanks for the suggestions. One other thing what thread should I join I have looked at some but they all seem to be getting over or they’re like the 6th one and I don’t understand anything.
38- -pies Rose- You should go with Tessera Rose. It’s kinda like my name, so of course that makes it very cool. (Joking, of course, but I do like the name.)
*pies rose* I like the name!
Zorgon–as far as threads go, well it would be a bit hard to give you advice. However, the Leaf Pile might be a good start, as it is just the random thread, basically anything goes.
If you are interested in the current presidential election, I would suggest the election thread
Then there is the November morphing chameleon thread, which is currently on riddles and puzzles, I believe.
As far as other threads, such as RPGs and RRRs and all that, well, they confuse me, too, so you’re not alone! I just tend to avoid them, to spare myself the confusion. However, on some threads, it might help unconfuse you if you read the description at the top of them. Might not, too, but it might! Hope this helps a bit!
Hello, [Tessera?] Rose! Here, have a pie. On a plate, since I’m tired and don’t feel like throwing anything right now.
41-I know how you feel. I think it might be a good idea to stay with the random thread or other not very specific threads until you know people, and then hopefully you’ll know enough about MB to join in pretty much any thread you want.
By the way, if you decide to join an RPG (that means Role-Playing Game, in case you don’t know), I recommend Bunny Apocalypse: The Next Generation. It’s kind of silly, but fun, and since we’re not too far into the story you could probably read the whole thing from the beginning if you felt the need to know exactly what’s going on.
THanks I think I will check out bunny apocalypse the next generation. Sorry for the double post though.
I wonder why neophytes are now putting the word ‘Neophyte’ in their name.
It’s nice.
Ah, well. *pies with incredible cherry pies*
*grabs a twix* *stuffs it in choklit pie* *pies rose*
38- Mine is not that cool. I like Tessera Rose
Now that I think about it, I might change my name. But then it would be pointless because….
Oh, never mind. Nobody would care.
46- Perhaps they think that they’re supposed to.
I was checking out ‘bunny apocalypse’ and thought it would be fun. Oh, thanks for the warm welcome and twix pie!
Is there a polite way to enter an RPG without sorting through the hundred something previous posts? I love RPGs, but sometimes its hard to get aquainted with the story thus far.
48- I would highly suggest reading the whole story, even if it takes some time. Then you’ll feel easier entering the story. Just say, Hi, I’m joining. Can someone write an opening? Or just jump in, but make sure it makes sense.
Many thanks!
48-Well, you can usually find a summary of the RPG somewhere if you look hard enough. There’s a summary of BA:TNG in post #56 of the current thread, and I think that most people posted a description of their characters somewhere around that part of the thread. The story’s progressed a bit since the summary was posted, but if you read a few of the recent posts you’ll probably be able to figure out what’s going on.
To join pretty much any RPG, you basically just say (as Vendaval said) ‘Hi, I’d like to join this, can someone write me in?’, or you can just say that you’d like to join and write yourself in, if you feel up to it.
HI!
14. Are you Italian, by any chance? I am! (I LOVE TIRAMISU!) I wonder if that counts as pie…..
Lo and Behold! I have escaped the terrible hole of homework! I disappeared for something like 2 months. Welcome, all ye neophytes!
*pies!*
53- No, good for you, I HATE Tiaramisu *sic* (who is really Terrormisu *sic*), and dear lord NO! That stuff has alcohol in it!
*pies Bubbles back*
Wow. Incoming tidal wave of phytes! DUCK!
55-There have been two phytes so far, as I can tell anyway. PTCD is apparently not a neophyte, though en does act like one sometimes……
It must be done. *Pies all* Welcome to our blog phytes!
JAKE, POST HERE!!!! *waves arms frantically* OVER HERE!
/ 
/ 
As you might have figured out from this display, on of my friends is lurking on MB. He’s interested in joining, I think he might soon, he’s been on this thread……
It makes me a bit paranoid of lurkers, for the first time…..
58- Do you know what Jake’s blog name is?
59-No, I don’t. The reason being, Jake is a neophyte. He does not yet have a blogname. But hopefully he will, as soon as he finishes reading BA. (poor Jake…..
)
*taps foot*
*waits for
Jake’sLignik’s comment to be moderated*Only in [our area]: Kids email each other saying that they’re joining MuseBlog.
GAPAS, please, would you mind sending an HTML gnome over here? The strike is only supposed to cover ‘Jake’. Thanks.
Thanks. I’s leaving now…… see ya’s tomorrow.
HI all phytes! You know who I am from my name… I’m bored right now…
So I was reading the Huge Book of Hell by Matt Groening the other day and he uses the word neophyte! *grins like an idiot*
64-Terry Pratchett also uses the word ‘neophyte’ a lot. I wonder how many people have invented the word independently…..
Okay, Jake says he hasn’t joined yet, but he probably will have by Wednesday. He’s reading BA:TNG right now, I think.
Am I annoying you all by telling you all this? Sorry…. I think I won’t anymore….
Hey everyone!
I’ve been a lurker here for years and years (so I guess I don’t count as a neophyte, right?), and I finally decided to post.
Call me Lyo, if it’s easier for ya. ‘Tis based off an old Lion King-related character of mine.
66- Welcome! *Pies*
66-Wow, really years and years? Cool….*pies*
Welcome Lyo!!! *sprinkles confetti* *and pies*
Wait, I take that back. You can’t really sprinkle pies, so I guess I’ll do it the old fashioned way. *throws pies*
I’m hoping to get my friend Christy to join. She hasn’t been online in IM lately, so I guess she still doesn’t have her family laptop.
70- Pies in a verb and a noun.
67-thru-70–Thanks guys!
[Off-the-blog contact information snipped. –Admin.]
[Reference to personal website snipped. We’re sorry; we don’t have many rules here, but we’re serious about the ones we do have. –Admin.]
Dang. Oh well. Your rules do have a point. Several. Ok, a LOT of points.
70- How the heck do you sprinkle pies?
*thinks about it*
Hello neophytes. I am LadyGaladriel (LadyG for short), a blogger of approximately 2.5 months. I don’t get Muse yet
but I’ve been pestering my parents so much that it’s completely certain to be a Christmas or Hannukah present. Almost. Pretty sure.
If you have any questions, feel free to ask them.
*pies neophytes*
*pies everyone on this thread*
*pies self*
*pies IBCF*
*gets yelled at for potentially starting a pie war*
78- What do you mean by “Christmas or Hannukah present”? Which does your family celebrate? Certainly not both, right? If it so happens that your family does celebrate both, that is sweetly awesome.
77-I really don’t know. I’ve been pondering that for a while.
81-It is sweetly awesome! My family does both.
My brother wanted to celebrate Hannukah a few years ago. We all had to explain to him that we aren’t Jewish, and we can;t celebrate Hannukah. He celebrated it anyway. We got him lollipops each of the days so his feelings wouldn’t get hurt. This is why we love my brother.
81- We do both.
82- Really?? So do we!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I have a Jewish grandpa, but my family’s mostly Christian. What about you?
83 – How old is your brother?
(see the alice in wonderland quote on HG2Mb)
85- He was 6 when that happened. He’s 8 now.
85-My Dad’s side of the family has always been Jewish, so half of my family is Jewish.
88-So you were the friend MissSwann was talking about on the August Welcome thread! (The conversation got snipped, you wouldn’t have seen it)
What? Oh, okaaayyy…..
Okay, First, *splat sound that is generally associated with a pie and a happy face*, Welcome! enjoy! have fun! think!
and second, there are some muserly rules, that, while not official (I think) are good to follow…
Po Po-ing is when you randomly and POintlessly POst. an example of this is located below⇓
Double posting is when you post several times in a row. if you apologize afterward, it is completely fine, but try to avoid posting 5 times in a row.
Thank you, and sorry if this is annoying, or if somebody has already said this.
⇓
Ooh! I love pizza!
↔yay”
Yay!
90- Yeas, I gossiped about you when you were pre-Muse’d.
Advice to newcomers:
1. Don’t double post unless absolutely necessary.
We won’t bite. (We might pie you, though)…
2. Spell the best you can.
3. Don’t PoPo (pointless post).
4. Be courteous and polite.
5. Watch out for all things pink, furry, and bunnylike.
6. Step a little closer…
7. *SPLAT* Remember to disregard step #6 next time…
8. Don’t worry! Be cheerful!
Hey IBCF. IBCF has more or less said all that needs to be said, but- a couple general tips- hehehe-
1- IBCF and POSOC will, on special occasions, Hurl, fling or other wise chuck pies, crossiants, eclairs……..etc. etc. So at parties… well, you’ve been warned.
2- Concerning IBCF’s #5- Pink, Furry and Bunnylike- BEWARE the Hot Pink Bunnies. If you see a pink haze on the horizon, and hear the faint chant “Bunnify bunnify bunnify” then get out of there. Fast.
Otherwise, have fun, be nice, don’t swear, and have more fun.
See ya around-
Eragon
95- *flings, casts, chucks, hurls, tosses and otherwise throws various pies, flans, dumplings, tarts, cobblers, donuts, croissants, cakes, rolls and other assorted pastries at Eragon*
(96) Advice to oldbies: that post belongs on another thread. Pie-throwing on this thread is restricted to welcoming newcomers.
94-
And don’t forget; never let IBCF have any ‘hors devoures. 
Ah, good times…
97- ??? What???
98-As in, puffin puffs? Or just in general?
We should have a thread for reminiscing about the old times on MB…… Even though I’ve only been here for four months……
93-Heyyy! Hopefullly it was all good gossip.
awww boo hoo. i left for like too long and now i don’t even know whats happening… HI new neyophytes! I’m YodaShmoda!
46- i was thinking the same thing… oh well… it seemed they changed pretty quickly
65- I asked about the word neyophyte before when I was one and found out it IS a word…. not just made up.
Hello Z or rather Zorgon (just a question is Zorgon an actula thing? cuz it’s the name of a major sprot in my Sci-Fi novel) I really like you’re name. sorry that i didn’t do this earlier *uses super crazy jedi master skills to pie Zorgon with a Galactic Pie*
and hello Tessera Rose…. welcome too! *again uses force to pie Tessera Rose*
And Hello Lyo…. wow several years???? *cough cough* i only *cough* looked at it *cough* for a minute*cough cough cough* wow must be pretty congested
Hehe… may the force be with ya’ll *goes off to dinner*
98- What happened that time? I don’t even remember…
*welcomes and pies neophytes*
99- Any. But puffin puffs in general. And yes, that sounds like a fabulous thread idea!!!
You probably passed out from eating so much.
100- Always, mon amie.
102-
https://musefanpage.com/blog/?p=1333
Comment 46 and all those around them.
Now, neophytes, lets see how much you’ve learned
What do you do?
104-
EAT MY PINK FUZZLY DUST, KOKO!!!!
That, neophytes, is what you do.
105- Yup, tha’d be it. Unless they have more bunnies than you
So this is my *second* post on the MuseBlog because I saw the November Random-thingy first. But I hope that’s OK that I posted there first. And I wrote about Twilght. Is that OK? OMG I’M FREAKING OUT!!!!
I really hope I did it right!!!!
~Isabella
107- That’s fine, but try to stay on topic. When your a neophyte, it doesn’t matter as much.
Welcome, Bella!
I think that your post was great, even if my opinion of Twilight differs significantly.
Wecome Bella! *piepiepiepiepiepiepie*
I am Syllabub, I”m 12 years old, live in New Hampshire, and have REALLY CONFUSING MATH HOMEWORK RIGHT NOW!
Sorry, that was random. But I am a fairly random person.
Oh, more pies should be headed your way soon, so I’d get a few on hand.
Hello, Bella! *piepiepiepiepiepiepiepiepiepiepiepiepiepiepiepiepiepiepiepiepie*
108-When you’re a neophyte, saying ‘Hi, I’m new, how am I supposed to act on this blog’ is on topic. And on the Random thread, there isn’t a topic. So really, Bella was never off topic.
*feels good for being a Valient Defender Of Neophytes*
Thank you O Valiant Defender of Neophytes!
110- did you know nothing can really be random… somtimes your mind just connects things too quick for you to notice…. or you looked at your homework i think i read that somewhere…
HELLO BELLA!!!! you would be a very good match for my friend the non muse reader…. she’s a huge twilight reader too and i have been a victim of many a pillow fight for voiceing MY belifes on that particular subject…. so anyways *PIEPIEPIE SUPER GALACTIC PIE!!!!* hehe
*pies all Neophytes*
Hey, I know something else we can do!
We can have:
A NEWBIE GRILL!*
*A grill-out where you “grill” Newbies to find out what they like, their personality, etc. What, did you think I was suggesting we flame them?
Get your mind out of the gutter!
144- i don’t particularly think that neyophytes taste good… anyone a cannible here??? sounds cool though. can we pie them after they answer???
107- No, Twilight is a perfectly acceptable topic.
115- Mmmmm, delicious phyties…
115, 116- I MEANT GRILL AS IN QUESTION, AKA THE THIRD DEGREE. >:-(
Wow, I’m really late on this thread. Anyway, I’m Ghostbuster, MBer of about 3 months (although do months when I wasn’t here count?) I enjoy ghosts, pies, and old, worn-out jokes (hey, why did the chicken cross the road?). Actually, Armada was on the neophytes thread when I was a little phytie.
Oh, just out of curiosity, do you guys still consider me a phyte?
119 – No, not really. You’ve… blended in. But I still picture you as a warped plane of green squares. Don’t ask me why.
119 – If you ask, you are still a phyte!
Do any phtes actually post on this thread ?
(or are they all afraid of us ?)
119-I don’t. Like Kokonilly said (I still want to call you that even though your name is changed!
) you’ve blended in.
1- what the cake are you doing you poser!?
bluefire27, cerulean pyro!?
i do admit, cerulean pyro sounds a lot cooler than bluefire
ok sorry for calling you a poser. but you still probably got the idea for that off of my name, right?
124- It’s spelled “poseur”.
119- I don’t think of you as a ‘phyte anymore.
124 – I’ve previously wondered if you and Cerulean Pyros were the same person.
126- So did I. SO DID IIIIII!!!! SO DID IIIIIIII!!!!!
Sorry, it’s something we do all the time at my school (incase you were wondering SINGING it, cause it’s one of the songs for Chorus… um. Yeah. 
)
127- Alter Ego alert!!
128- lol, I’m so pathetic. I gave away my Alter Ego, OK???
124-I’m sorry I offended you, IcePointe. Actually, I didn’t get the idea from your name. I wasn’t even aware of your former name until very recently. I’m a little surprised Rainbowstar and Paper Snowflake Maker wondered if we were the same; our writing styles seem so different.
Eep! I forgot to greet Zorgon and Tessera Rose! Welcome! Belated pies to you both!
Gaspity gasp! I just realized, I’m almost 3 months old! Yay!
Does that deserve a birthday?
My half-birthday was yesterday!
Welcome Tessera Rose and Zorgon! *piepiepie*
*pies ‘phytes*
that was original.
117- I know, I was annoying you. It is quite funny, when you think about it….
132- I know, right?
Hi phytes…. don’t annoy me, or I’ll have a phyte grill….
Velcome, velcome all newcomers. *flings marshmallow fluff pies at all neophytes* My name is new, but I’ve been here a while as astronomerrox!, but that wasn’t geeky enough. So, come here often?
OK, are there any actual ‘phytes on this thread? All this talk seems to have nothing to do with neophytes.
so what if there aren’t any ‘phytes? Details!
The GAPAs think, and regularly say, that this thread should be inactive when people are not engaged in welcoming newcomers.
Oh, well, then…
What’s up ‘phytes? I am new here, and trying this out for the first time! I LOVE Hot Pink Bunnies!!! By the way, my fav pies to be “pied” with are ones with tons of whipped cream!!!!
139- My heartiest salutations, Miss Kat. And here are your first pies: *piepiepie*. Plenty of whipped cream, just as you like them. And yes, we’re all this weird.
Konnichiwa, neophytes! I’m technically not new around here, though my name is (FYI, I used to be Miss Ellaneous.) *flings PUMPKIN pies at phytes*
Welcome to MuseBlog, KittyKat! -pies-
Welcome, KittyKat! *piepiepiepiepie*
If you have any questions, feel free to ask them. I’ll be happy to answer.
Oh, by the way, my *real* blogname is LadyGaladriel, but I shortened it so it wouldn’t be as hard to spell. I’ve been here for about 3 months, but *gasp* I still don’t get Muse! It’s bound to be a Christmas present. Or perhaps a Hannukah present. (if you’re confused, see posts 78-89.)
Hello KittyKat! ahem. *piepiepiepiepiepiepiepiepiepiepiepiepie* Welcome to this wonderful place of weirdness!
Welcome, KittyKat! *Pies with kokopelli-shaped pie*
Hmm, no new neophytes. That’s a contradiction in terms.
146- Meet KittyKat….
HI KITTYKAT!!!! awww it’s not so cool with all caps. Lemmie try again.
Hi KittyKat…. the spelling is also cool. I’m YodaShmoda and I often am lost due to frequent non-blogging streches of time. But I do blog if you want to know. I also appear not to be getting muse anymore…have to fix that. OOOOO HOLIDAY DAY!!!! (my families form of Christmas/Haunnkah(spelling??)/Kwanza.) Hehe YodaShmoda will be getting Muse (or at least can think about getting Muse soon) soon. Back to the Neopythe welcomingness…*pies with super galactic pie useing awsome Jedi Master force skills*
Hey KittyKat! I’m Eragon and you probably won’t see me here too often, but I can usually be found posting stupid Weird Al Yankovic songs on the Song Parodies thread. So without further ado~ time to eliminate a contestant! Naw, Just kidding. Here.
Eragon’s Helpful and Non-Helpful Guide to the Musiverse
1. If you’re reading this, congratulations! You’re a blogger!
2. If you’re not a blogger, than you aren’t reading this.
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actual helpful stuff
1. As awesome as this blog may be, it is a BLOG, not a chatroom.
Everything you submit is screened/edited/snipped/repaired by
our local administrators. aka the GAPAs.
2. Swearing, calling names and flaming are not too greatly appreciated. But your mom probably told you that already.
3. Double posting is posting two in a row. If its really important,
go ahead. I can’t think of anyone on the blog that doesn’t
do it occasionally.
4. Prper sppeling is hepful.
5. If you can read this, you don’t need glasses.
ENJOY THE BLOG! and if i sounded like a commanding control freak, please tell me. i don’t want to come across as one.
148-
They can just look at the HG2MB thread.
149- well I think Eragon had a point…
‘s are cool
I don’t think I can add anything… ohh yes I can.
1. Stay on topic…it’s appreciated by all
2.
149-Good point. But if you put it that way, then there is no need to give any tips at all. I suppose we occasionally mention something helpful. By the way, that name is great. But maybe drop the 95.
It looks better without numbers.
150- Thanks Yoda. Stay on topic…even I could use a little help with that.
151- so could I…I think we actualy ALL could… for example is this message off topic?
No, not really. But now the entire thread is drifting off topic.
153- I will make it on topic
HI NONEXSITANT NEYOPHYTES!!!! Welcome to our little spot on the world wide web… take a seat and…we don’t have anyseats…oh well. *pies non-exwsitant neyopytes with left over chicken pot pie that really has turkey in it*
There we go!
… I’m a neophyte… Most of the people I know call me n00bish… I wish that I could throw pies at them, but I can’t cook a pie to saev my life.
Alas.
156- What about MUD PIES!!! Mmm… plus their cool, and require only mud, if you don’t have mud then use anything squishy.
How are you a neyophyte and known as somthing else? most neyophytes aren’t known enough to have two names…what ever at least your keeping this thread on topic.
…Hello. I have been “lurking” here on and off since March, 2006 or something, when that Amanda B. person wrote about it in her letter to Muse in that issue. This is just the… lemme think… third time I’ve gotten up the nerve to post. So, yeah.
156) That’s OK! Who says you have to cook it? Make one of those frozen pies! *pies with chocolate kiwi cream pie*
156: Ooh, you can read the future! Pwnsomeness! (I can’t cook pies too. Shh, don’t tell anyone.)
For starters, most of you guys ask, ‘When will I stop being a neophyte?’ Well, as far as I know, there are three answers. One is for a month. Two is for as long as you feel like one. Three is that you’re a phyte as long as everyone else stops considering a neophyte.
Hey Shadow’s Rain! That is an awesome name. Don’t worry about the n00b stuff. I get that a lot. Not here, though. Everyone is nice and doesn’t care if you are new. I’m Eragon and have been blogging for…wow…over a year now. *pies Shadow with blueberry-razz pie* *pies self with ‘apple peaches pumpkin pie’*
But uh, anyway, congrats! It seems you have stumbled on to the very best blog under, on, over or beyond the Earth! The one based on talking about our secret plan to take over the wo-I mean, talking about Muse and pieing
each other. Its fun. So here are some tips.
Eragon’s Helpful and Non-Helpful Guide to the Musiverse
1. If you’re reading this, congratulations! You’re a blogger!
2. If you’re not a blogger, than you aren’t reading this.
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actual helpful stuff
1. As awesome as this blog may be, it is a BLOG, not a chatroom.
Everything you submit is screened/edited/snipped/repaired by
our local administrators. aka the GAPAs.
2. Swearing, calling names and flaming are not too greatly appreciated. But your mom probably told you that already.
3. Double posting is posting two in a row. If its really important,
go ahead. I can’t think of anyone on the blog that doesn’t
do it occasionally.
4. Please don’t sp311 l1k3 7h15. We hate 1337 sp33k. It gives us headaches.
4 1/2. Spelling a sentence– ” omg!! thats totaly awsme! i cnt wit to se u at teh mvie!” Is also migraine inducing.
5. If you can read this, you don’t need glasses.
ENJOY THE BLOG!
So, I just said that and all the phytes lurking probably saw that anyway. Ah well. By the way, HTML is a form of computer creation.
By putting different commands within angle brackets (greater than/less than signs) it makes the text funny. I am substituting parentheses for great/less signs. (code)
This happens.(/code) That backslash acts as an OFF key for the HTML command.(strong) Is BOLD letters. (/strong)
(strike)
Crosses out letters(/strike)(i) makes italic letters (/i)
And lastly, (u) should make it underlined. (/u)
Remember to use not ( ) or { } or [ ].
Have Fun!Ni hao, neophytes. Japanese pop is fun to listen to.