A thread dedicated to the use and preservation of Ble, the extremely economical (if not equally comprehensible) language that Nancy Kangas unveiled in the November/December 2003 issue of Muse.
Several dialects of Ble appeared in Part 1, and no doubt many others lie ahead.
Threadyay? (How do you like the new thread?)
Threadluv! Olthreadead? (I like the new thread very much! Was the old one dead?)
Yaaaaay! Tokble. Oflang.
(I am overjoyed to see that the new ble thread. I think musers need a place where we can talk with each other in, and therefore preserve the most sacred language of all time. I think Ble has really become the official language of Museblog.
what is ble?
i dont think i started subscribing till 2004.
please explain it.
First post?!?!
3- Ble luj no fulst. (NO newluj)- Rulimp wutev.
Ble is the language that does not use full sentences (It is not written as Newluj because it is not new anymore *update?*). The most important rule is that you can do whatever you want, as long as you provide subtitles.
Stilnewluj. Compenglish.
(It’s still a new language. Compared to English, that is.)
“Ble” shrtfor nythng? Wherfrm? (Is the name “Ble” short for anything? And where does it come from?)
Ninerd, bulk Bley.
(I never really got into this thread, but I like Ble anyway.)
.Gogrican telimgon badath. Cofusaldry!
(Good grief, I can tell I’m going to be bad at this. I am already confused.)
Sokrgn. Helsmbl.
(You sound like you’re speaking Klingon. It helps if you mumble.)
9-Oohntrst (interesting)
Wfrwatrtboi. (Iwaravoli !) mungry.
can anyone understand what I said ?
Ay! Likrevate! Fstr! (Yay! I like to abbreviate! It’s faster!)
oyic tuder stad neeth een
(Oy, I cant understand anything!)
Natheas, eats pfeaun
(guess!)
Purfmb. Buareer.
(I prefer mumbling. But that’s already pretty clear.)
(14) Mumyay.
(I favor the mumbling method myself.)
Fn- Thdeem tocranf ancent sistasil. Yafingud, ferzam.
(15- Though you do seem to contract certain phrases and concepts into a single standard syllable. “Yay” for anything good, for example.)
Cawapre musa thilikis?
(So, can we pretty much say anything like this?)
10- ohiackmeyay (Oh hi, I’m back Yay!)
LegeXgentsyay! Ordstikyay!
(I love the “League of Extraordinary Gentlemen”! I love the “Order of the Stick”!)
ble mub (Ble is the official langue of Museblog)
rjid kiija dyb. u agiyks arser rsina kujw rjia.
(this looks fun i should start talking like this)
Bleyay! Uaenthemyay! Inski Uae!
(I love Ble! The UAE’s national anthem is beautiful. Also, they have the largest indoor ski mountain!)
Uae haevting. (The UAE has everything.)
PREZMUBAGE-BLE MUB NOWWWWWWW!!!!!!!
(Preserve Museblog Heritage- Make Ble The Official Museblog Language!)
Ixhumerits… (Except human rights…)
6 – Sunmek tok. (Ble is the sound you make when you’re talking in Ble. It’s onomatopoeic.)
Murfwer- Ble hezmen sumn. Gerbmeh. Muml. (Marfwarrior- Your Ble has too mean something. You can’t just type gibberish. Ble is how you would spell something if you were saying it while using as few facial muscles as possible, as if you had just awoken or received a shot of Novocaine.)
Anbrevalot makezy.
(All the while abbreviating as much as possible to save effort.)
Me teach wih lus: (To help explain Ble, here is a list compiled on the last thread by Cliff Eagle:)
Hello- Hi
Goodbye- Goob.
Please- Ple?
Yes- Yah
No- No
Maybe- Meb.
MuseBlog- Mublo.
Robert Coontz- Rocoo.
Where do you live?- Wuliv?
I live in blank- Melivbla.
I do not like broccoli- Broccobleh.
I- I or Me
You- Yu
I can’t. My dad is standing right behind me!- Nop, popup.
My brother is bothering me- Broboth
I will pwn all of you n00bies!- Ipwn00b.
It is practically impossible to create a Bose-Einstein condensate without the use of laser cooling- Nocreboeic Nolacool.
Kokopelli for President- Vofoko!
Please pass the ketchup- Pekup.
Cabostansay ?
Snoside! Schoshusnoday. Sitwelincfour. Bloday!
(It’s snowing outside! School’s shut down so we have a snow day. There’s supposed to be more by four. So it’s a blog day!)
29- Trunsl, plls. (Put a translation of what you’re saying, please.)
Meonif chendwo apvatiza.
(I wonder if my friends that I’m chatting with would appreciate what I’m saying.)
Ble mouthsay doubleplusha-ha.
(Ble is so funny to say out loud, isn’t it?)
Mhm.
(Indeed it is.)
Yayble! Hiclass txtlk, wycoolr thn chtspk, MuBlvrythinglik.
Mbulgood.
(Hooray for Ble! High-class text messaging talk, and way cooler than chatspeak, like everything relating to MuseBlog of course.
Mumbling is good.)
Blesay maffel.
(Ble is often pronounced as if the speaker had/has a very full mouth.)
36- No ble. (I think that would be Bluh you’re thinking of.)
Bleyay, bunohavidee ofwharulz….
(Ble is fun, but I can’t quite figure out what the rules for speaking it are…)
38- Seez. Mum. No muhv. (It’s easy. Just abbreviate your phrasing and mumble the words, then type what you say. Say it like you’re trying not to move your face or any part of it. Try not to make a word-for-word translation of English –> Ble.)
38 – Ne rls. Suwdspne.
Wap tlaoma (cnrw) ce Mg? Hit.
((38 – There are no rules. Just squish the words and put in a translation there.
What happened to the language that somebody (can’t remember who made called Músblog? Here is a link to it: http://docs.google.com/View?docid=d2nvgdc_154fr33fz62))
38~ There are only two basic rules to speaking (or writing) Ble; The first is that you take whatever syllables of the words you are trying to express and smush them together into one sound, thus “I’m so glad I’m saving energy by not overusing my facial muscles” becomes “Glfm.”
The second rule is whenever you feel like breaking the first rule, go ahead. Thus, “My I please go now?” becomes “Mego?”
Megonow. Liscelmusradoshow.
(I’m leaving tis thread now. I’m listening to a Celtic music radio show.)
40-… (A link!??!?!??!?!?)
Thnk, Pg(nevels). Metsksh, buharrr…. Inevvvvruzcht, sosrfmetbrv. Iwornt, thw.
Yay! Ilooky oMufafic!
(39-Thank you, Piggy (and everyone else). I’m trying not to put every consonant in there, but it’s hard…. I never use chatspeak, so it’s hard for me to abbreviate. I’m working on it though.
Yay! I’m reading old Muse FanFics!)
43- Vull gud (Vowels are fine. Just make sure you don’t enunciate.)
(42) Linkyk. Swunuvrs.
(The link’s okay. It’s one of ours.)
Fofr-Meno, Iseconst gitrul. (44-I know. It’s consonants that give me trouble.)
40- Meh. Noyay. BLE!!!!!!!!
( I wrote that language. But I would prefer if we used Ble instead of Musblog.)
Fose-Ble dobeeser tunsta thaMubl, busfuto lookit holnoo langj juffr embe… (47-Ble is a bit easier to understand than MuseBlog. But it was fun to look at a whole new language just for MB…)
(46) Bleswordsquint. Ceplazyr.
(Think of Ble as kind of like squinting using words instead of your eyes. Except Ble is lazier.)
49-Mmph. Veha fomme. Itn, stihar. Ibeten… Blefnewey, doh….Ididel evro. Peren. (Mmph. It’s very hard for me. I’m thinking of it like that, it’s still hard. I’m way too neat…. Ble’s fun anyway, though. I just speak a different dialect from everyone else. Apparently.)
43 – Insp. Jqh wds bf.
47 – Oiwqhet. Nwkw!
48 – Yu.
(43 – It’s not chatpeak, really. Just squish the words beyond belief.
47 – Oh, I was wondering what had happened to it. Now I know!
48 – Yes, that’s true.)
Inevget hng othis.
(I will never get the hang of this)
Ts mifrstry, srlibd.
(This is my first try, it’s really bad)
wihvnbnon n a wil. . . ahl yr. . .
(Wow I haven’t been on in a while. . . a whole year. . .)
52- menofrtim.
(I didn’t get it the first ime either.)
ugood.
(you’re doing great!)
Tk smch.
(Thanks so much)
53-Wcmbk! Yr doigfn, dntwry
(Welcome back! You’re doing fine, do’nt worry)
55-urcom.
(You’re welcome)
55- Thank you! *curtsies* It’s very good to be back!
Istuakin coutsi, firsemb. Ifeke itactis Cristim [Hakkim. Hapakk tan Jeblos]
(It’s actually kinda cold outside, a first this December. I feel like it actually is Christmastime [and Hanukkah-time. Happy Hanukkah to any Jewish Musebloggers])
57- Wcbck!
(Welcome back!)
51-Meno, mennouztoenabres. (I know, what I meant was that it’s hard for me to get the hang of because I never use chatspeak or any other kind of abbreviation.)
Hi, Da*chi! (do I really have to translate that?)
Itrthifirti. HowIdo? (I’m trying this for the first time. How am I doing?)
Thweir. Bufu! (This is weird. But fun!)
Thsooh. Yayble!
Xmslight delitfly shnsprkly.
(This is interesting. Ble is the most awesome language in the world!
Christmas lights are delightfully shiny and sparkly)
thangodnitchrisms. (thank goodness it´s christmas !)
ibewayfage. (i’ve been away for ages)
blerobutharunstad. (ble rocks but it`s hard to understand)
bleodord! (Ble is an odd word!)
iscuz useble aftkble lngtim? (Is it because you say “Bleh” after you speak Ble for a long time?)
hpyanka! mryxmas! haphol! (Happy Hanukkah! Merry Christmas! Happy Holidays!)
dido thrit? (Did I do that right?)
63 – Uzer tlit fry?
)
(Who could say whether you did it “right”? The beauty of Ble is that you can say anything however you like!
61- yayfinu (Hooay! I found you!)
60- yayzinc! (you’re doing fine, zinc!)
Thfun. Howork? Ikay?( This is fun. How does is it work? Is this okay?)
Coldside. Meshiv. Brotow. (It’s cold outside, so I can’t leave the house. I’m shivering while I write. My brother’s building a four foot scale model of the Eiffel tower.)
Wheres verwun? (Where is everyone?)
No thed. (This thread is dead.)
Meh. (Ah, I give up. So long, Ble. We hardly knew ye.)
Nskoo, itkno insrtfble wtutsylbmash. (In school, i take notes in a sort of ble without syllable mashing.)
Gyrevthreano. (Guys, lets revive this thread)
s that speak ble ?
What about RRR
Ths avrgdea!
Ly… thrld hvtb ltf xplng nparnthses. Blsrtr hrtd.
Bwe cnhdl tatcnt we?
(That’s a very good idea! Only… There would have to be a lot of explaining in parentheses- ble is rather hard to read. But we can handle that, can’t we?)
ilike tstead! ts fnfrdng rndmhngs.
(I like this thread! It is fun for doing random things!)
Thtred isead. Crsepple wolt thsepor thdie! (This thread is dead. Curse people who let these poor threads die!)
Ltsrvivti. imgontupsthere.
Let’s reviveit. I’m going to post here.)
75- Tectonic? Tremendous? Terrific?
76- hmmm (no translation needed)
thnxsgestn. (thanks for the suggestions. )
thdead! (this thread is dead!)
SOMEPOST!
78- Meh. No wanna. Yudit. (Eh, I don’t really want to, in all honesty. It’s fun, but has no real conversation. You’re free to keep talking, if you so wish.)
smesmthg. (someone say something!)
pwese!
SOM KRVIV TS TRD!!
(SOMEONE COME REVIVE THIS THREAD!!!)
Yay! (I’ll help!)
morppl. (we need more people to come. )
ilve blenfst itsofrik aemeict endscib t. I love Ble, its so freakin awesome, etc, etc.
Lethink.Wenethe. (We need a theme). Abohathea ? (anybody have any idea ?)
84- no. neophyte. (no. but I told my friend, who is a neophyte, to come. And she’s not good at ble, so we could teach her. Then we’d have something to do.)
CTN! timenoblinky.Moiici!
(Hi CTN! Haven’t seen you in a while. I am here (in French).)
86- Nevnd, bleyay! (never mind, this thread is not dead. Yay!)
Webak. (welcome back You FINALLY returned)
So how exactly do I speak Ble? I think I have a general idea, but i”m none too sure.
Rulesbleh. Lafoossor. Stoot! (There are no rules. It’s like putting language in a food processor. Just do it!)
Revthred. Cobak! (Revive this thread. Come back, everyone!)
90- Blelive! Ble must live on!)
Wordmush. Mebleh. (Just squeeze all the words together. I’m not good at it.)
Cn I hlp rvv ths trd???
(Can I help revive this thread????)
Iv bn pstn evrwr ltly, so I fnd ths 1!!!
(I’ve been posting everywhere lately, so I found this this one!!!)
I wnt 2 hlp.
92- Souliktexpeak. Nodo. (That sounds like text-speak, not Ble. Don’t do it.)
Blesmush, mumyay. Norandtext. (You speak Ble by smushing together the letters. The mumbling method is best; pretend you’re mumbling it and write how the letters come out. Don’t just write random letters or ch@tsp3@k.)
Bleyay! (I’m finally getting the hang of this!)
Bleyay! Blelvs. (Hooray for Ble! Ble lives on!)
93- No text. Leet. Yay. (That’s not text slang / chatspeak. That’s 1337. Much better. 7#3|23 5#0|_|1|) |33 @ 1337 +#|23@|). 0|2 |\|0+.)
(95) |\|0+
95/96-Wasleet? Trast ples?
(What is 1337? And can you please translate? Or provide a key?)
97- 1337 is a gamer language which uses symbols for letters. 1337, short for 31337, means “elite”. What I said in 95 was, “There should be a 1337 thread. Or not,” and Rebecca replied, “Not.” The GAPAs seem to have some sort of inner hatred against 13373|25 (1337ers).
SFTDP
Never mind, I figured it out.
(98) We tend to frown upon anything that slows down the moderating process. You have to remember that the vast majority of time we’re moderating we’re also at work or in the middle of something or other. Often enough a brain-crunching something or other. A whole thread of 1337 would probably bring the blog to a halt.
msry mjstso sd2 chtspk…(I’ sorry, I’m just so used to chat speak…)
Ixt tmch…(I text too much…)
g’wetableere ! (Guys, we’re talking ble here !
Meblesoap ? (Maybe we could have ble song parodies ?)
102- Kmegame (OK, I’m game).
Mrad lilam, lilam, lilam!
Mrad lilam, sfliswa wytasno!
Neviwer tatmrwen, mrwen, mrwen,
eviwer tatmrwen, tlam wasurtago!
(Mary had a little lamb, little lamb, little lamb!
Mary had a little lamb, its fleece was white as snow!
And everywhere that Mary went, Mary went, Mary went,
Everywhere that Mary went, the lamb was sure to go!)
I noasog thages onvrybodis nevs
evrybodis nevs
evrybodis nevs
i noasog thages onvrybodis nevs
anthis s ho igos!!!
(I know a song that gets on everybody’s nerves,
everybody’s nerves,
everybody’s nerves.
I know a song that gets on everybody’s nerves,
and this is how it goes!!!)
*runs screaming from pies*
Hrslma, thrslma, …
(No translation required)
Bleyay! Imewtble. Sryifimesup. (I’m new to ble. Sorry if I mess up.)
It’s okay.
tAbcdeekevgee,
acheyejayklmene,
oopscoolareesteeuewhee,
dubexwhyzee,
noaybeece,
nestimwoyusing wisme.
(Basically, the Alphabet song)
*runs from angry herd of preschool monkeys*
Al moosblugrs tokble evrnndten.
(All musebloggers spak the amazing language of Ble at some point in their lives_
((I’m not very good at this))
Thnkyo!
Disokfn. Ijo astalo.
(This looks fun. I join and stay long)
Sbakely yjutsa rnado thitha arbri? Clu.
(So, basically you just say random things that are abbreviated? Cool.)
pntbtrjlly. hpepngunjup. fnflns.
(peanutbutterjelly. Happy penguin jump. Funfulness.)
There are different dialects, of course. My approach is to squeeze sentences into single words. Here’s what I would have said: “Thisyay, stong! Basebreve? Cool. Peebj. Hangump. Fun!”
Issisa detread? (is this a dead thread?)
112- openot. (I hope not)
110- Thisyay, stay!
(This is fun, and please stay!)
Iredopnut. Opwut? Thmsdurtnounvs?
(I read that as “open not”. Open not what? The mystical door to another universe?)
111- Rucrite? Nlik. Blefrthwn. Ncrec!
(Are you criticizing me? I don’t like that. {lit; No like} Ble is for talking how you want. No corrections!)
Wachfrdin. Iyay. Maour.
(We ate Chinese for dinner. It was good. We made it ourselves)
Ig. Molmalo. Ntmor.
(I should go. Mom’ll get mad if I stay on longer. I’ll be on tomorrow.)
Gtnhadi. Dowrd. Getow.
(I’m getting the hang of this. You don’t need to put in every word. … … …I forgot what that sentence was. Embarrassing. Maybe ‘I get it now.’)
(114) Errata: No, I wasn’t being critical — just trying to show everyone that there’s really no way to go wrong with Ble. (Nocrit! Norngibl!)
Tangonfincomnoysis. (thank goodness I finally got the computer back from my annoying sister).
Here are some irregular ble phrases in my dialect:
I’m crazy: Llama !
I’m crazy and want a hug: Penguin !
116–Take out the “y” in your first sentence, and that sounds like it could be a disease…..apologies that this is not in Ble, but…..my failure at languages extends to fictional ones.
(116) For those of you who like unusual technical words (and who here doesn’t?), one’s own personal way of speaking is called an idiolect.
Apart from the phrases Nak imparted to us in Muse, Ble is 100 percent idiolects.
114- Is. Mas. Srtocre.
116- Nwflble. Trit. Lonsub.
Id. Cwer. Senshoble.
Lvthrdrn. Gbre.
(I see. Makes sense. Sorry I took it as a correction. No way to fail in Ble. Try it. As long as there’s subtitles. Idiolect. Cool word. I write sentences shorter in Ble. I love it that this thread is completely random. Good break from reality.)
Noblemuch.
(I don’t speak Ble much… nor am I good at it.)
118- Bleyay!
(hooray for Ble!)
bookble.
Someone should write a book using ble!
Prapstcaitrewocohatewim? Srryfidomase. (Perhaps the cat in the tree would come have tea with me? Sorry if I don’t make sense.)
I’ve got a whole dictionary of words from my personal idiolect!
Cheese = the food, the word.
Cheeze = anything powerful or wonderful.
Cheesy = silly.
Cheezy = important, special.
Noodle = heck.
Cheezeballs = the word to insert into exclamations.
Noodly chicken wing = gosh.
Flarphead = literally farthead.
Ijwit = idiot.
Solothsfrafis,
Sadishacumis,
Wetidowarya, butoder.
Ymnotsharintelec,
Whicmiecsplinyerdisrep,
Fraldenaturwonalronyou.
Solosolonthafradefish.
(So long and thanks for all the fish
So sad that it should come to this
We tried to warn you all but oh dear?
You may not share our intellect
Which might explain your disrespect
For all the natural wonders that
grow around you
So long, so long and thanks
for all the fish)
Idiolects:
Oh my goodness that is completely evil: Titan!
Oh my goodness that is completely evil and is a HPB: Eek!
Twikitar. Mecrze. Buyay!
(Twinkle twinkle little star. I’m acting crazy. But that’s a good thing!)
Meto. Bleyay!
(Me too. Hooray for ble!)
122-
125- Solothsfrafisgubo. Dougyay! Thabo.
(So Long and Thanks for all the fish was a good book. Hooray for Douglas Adams! Thanks for letting me borrow that book)
Nosay. Blok. EEEE.
(I can’t think of anything to say. {Lit: Nothing to say} Blok. {What’d you think it said?} I’m very frustrated that I can’t think of anything to say, so I’ll vent my frustration by screaming.)
126-Yr wlcom
(most likely no translation needed)
Nocissor. Abird. Mod. Huh. GAH!
(I don’t have anything to say either. I’m bored. I am odd. Huh. GAH!)
Hacon. Ide?
(Let’s have an extremely sophisticated conversation about something. Do you have any ideas?)
130-
No. Old. Mebleh. You?
(No, I don’t. I am extremely boring. And not creative. How about you?)
Please come to this thread, it is a bit dead. Without the “bit” part. And SFTDP… but I can’t leave a dead thread alone. Especially not this one.
Ivcum. Whtakabou? Allthreding. Evrcompboutlivnhvnfun.
(I have come. What should we talk about? All the fun threads are dying. Everyone wants to complain about their lives, not have any fun.)
Sorry! This is the first time I’ve tried Ble, so please be easy on me.
133- Free. Diff. Word.
(There are no specific rules of Ble, so no one will be hard on you. Everyone has their own way of speaking Ble. I, for one, use a lot of random words (idiolects). )
Blefubutrwunwr
(one word dialect. Ble is fun, but try one word)
Sryihvntcmtthrdilngtm. Idntnowyidnt. Ftssophitcadcnvrstionywan, Illhvavryhrdtmthnkinothngtsa. Chzyay!
(Sorry I haven’t come to this thread in a while. I don’t know why I didn’t. If it’s sophisticated conersation you want, I’ll have a very hard time thinking of things to say. Cheeze rules!)
Equality. Squish! Thuiliwobeniwaisetospelithis.
(I use one word for each sentence, and it usually doesn’t make much sense. But mumbling in long words is fun! *mumbles something*)
MByay! HereMB!
(MuseBlog is back, hooray! Welcome back to MuseBlog, everyone!)
MuseBlog has a special abbr.: Mublo.
Okay. Thank you very much for mentioning that.
Wakethred! Nodiesad! (Wake up, sleepythread! Don’t die, or we’ll all be sad!)
Here! Ble! NOW!
(Come here! Revive Ble! The last one doesn’t need much explaining, huh? )
Mired. Mooazyvivred. Firble.
(I’m tired. I’m too lazy to revive the thread. This is my first time using ble.)
Goofstry. (Good first try.)
Darn. Ongail.
(Darn. Wrong e-mail.)
Yay! Gob.
(Yay! Good job with Ble!)
Skoerkskoerkskoerkskoerk! Essaymuch finnow foooooood. Pwerwot nofoooood. HopHopHop Thunstrom finsoon befooood.
(So much Schoolwork! So many essays… but I finished them. I’m really hungry but the power is out so I can’t cook dinner. I REALLY hope the thunderstorm will stop soon because I’m about to starve to death and can’t see enough with a candle to grab the cracker tin. The laptop is running on reserve power)
Ick. Nofod?! Purple!
(ick. No food? I can’t work very long without food.(Idiolect: Purple=life=surviving)
Thunderstop. Cookfoooood. Potatonions. EatreadEyre. Watv. LikSimpsons. Beendays sevral. Stilrain. Sickit. NearTurquoise!
(The storm stopped long enough for the power to be restores. I cooked a dinner of potatoes and onions and ate it while reading Jane Eyre. Then I watched The Simpsons. It’s been several days but the rain won’t stop. I’m sick of it. I nearly didn’t survive. [Mediolect: Turquoise=Life=excellent])
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. (no translation needed)
ComeBle! (come talk ble!)
P*ease? (p*ease)
Reviveyay!
blefun. comble. worble. muble. kitble. weneble. ifinnoble.
Ble is fun. Come Speak Ble. Worship Ble. More Ble. Kitties do Ble. We need you to speak Ble. I’m dead without Ble.
nodead! coba! blefunfunfun!
Don’t be dead! Come back! Ble is funfunfun!
COMERE! COME HERE! RIVE! REVIVE!
Pizzsizsun! Chzndle! Ombt! See if you can figure that out.
Position! That’s the only one that I got…
150.1- Wrng! Hh!
(Wrong! Haha!)
SFTDP
“Wy abrvtn slng wrd?”
(“Why is abreviation such a long word?”)
Tsaleye-ev!!!!!
(It’s alive!!!)
(Gee, is the Ble version supposed to be longer than the original?)
Melkcheeze! Hh! Memcrzy! MelkthlttrZ!
(I like power! Haha! I am crazy! I like the letter Z!)
If you don’t understand why cheeze is power, look at post 121.
TlkBle? (Talk Ble?)
*mmmmble* (*mumbles something*)
Hllo? (Hello?)
Anonthr? (Anyne there?)
Fored. Nerewuf. Nes. Hitebl? Jecur. Wuhlcosimietbl. Theg.
(I forgot about this thread. Now I remember, and it makes me feel warm and fuzzy inside. There’s never enough to say in Ble. How do you write echos in Ble? Just curious. What happens if I translate a long and complicated sentence involving many words in English into Ble? That, I guess.)
How do you write in Ble?
Seez. Talklaze.
[It’s easy. Just imagine how you’d talk if you were feeling very, very lazy.]
By. Hfn. Lvs thd. Acd ds l dy. [Oh boy. How fun. I love this thread. I could do this all day.]
Bleisomuchfun. Blecheezy! (Ble is so much fun. Ble is powerful!)
Oblefu! Inonobouthifo! Isez!
(O, ble is fun! I didn’t know about this before! it’s easy!)
Green?! Drat.
(Ble is dead again? Oh, darn.)
I d nt orml mim te Egis agge, bu I wi mk n cpon. (I do not normally maim the English language, but I will make an exception.)
Gafstpa, burd scnas “bul mk nipon” (Got the first part, but read second as “Will make nice coupon.”)
Paste. (Same here… I had that same thought…
)
(Decipher this:)
Weer Musly Hrmlss. Wnt wrld peec nd splt fr ll.
Something like…. We are Mostly Harmless. We want world peace and splat for all.
*I think*
Close: We are Mostly Harmless. We want world peace and a pie in the face for all.
(sound of pieing someone= splat!)
Ttsocol! (That’s so cool)
Thrdyalwa. (this thread always dies)
Wowirnanible. (it would be interesting to write NaNos in ble)
I think James Joyce beat you to it.
Oat? (Who’s that?)
Donohotospekit. Igesyujustgliketis. Thisizcol. Snancangus inventit?
(Don’t know how to speak it. I guess you just go like this. This is cool. So Nancy Kangas invented it?) Dontwerry bugerlme, wewont leidie.
Decipher: Wutz wung ya maysk? Anmagnary crecher.
I think it’s this:
“What’s a wung may I ask? An imaginary creature.”
NakibleisNak.
(Nancy Kangas in Ble is Nak.)
Un ltarvulshn cn trnitlrund
Bktethikndm wiwnce nu
Jusaltabta mi
Jusaltabta u
N wnltamricl tgtsthru
(One little revolution can turn it all around
Back to the kingdom we once knew
Just a little bit of me
Just a little bit of you
And one little miracle to get us through)
Wo. Iposdthalontimago. Miyay.
(Whoa. I posted that a long time ago. I feel good.)
M bsesiv. (I’m obssesive.)
M lik nrcrmncy. (I like necromancy.)
M lve mythlygy. (I love mythology.)
G Nrs dth gds! (Go Norse death gods!)
What’s the point of writing in “Ble” if you just have to translate it and then type MORE … ? Can this just be a thread for, like, chatspeak if that’s how you interpret Ble? Which, by the way, means “wheat” in French?
*thinks: yay. chatspeak thread.*
Nah chet. Ber.
(THIS IS NOT CHATSPEAK. This is much, much better.)
That would be blé. *obsessiveness* It does make a difference, especially on tests.
Tomowo. Mwanhohe. Shoosu. (Too much work. I want the holiday to be here. School sucks:)
Luksfn. Ry? Hdly gu ny sle lst nit.
(This looks fun.Can I try? I hardly got any sleep last night.)
bkgur–
(bookgirl_me- :))
An!
(Anyone can try! :D)
Schldyno. Snody.
“No school today. Snow day.”
Frigtred. Fomem. Thesy. Inyay. Foran.
(I forgot about this thread. I have fond memories of it, though. It’s much easier when you don’t try to include part of every word. (It actually says “This is easy”) And insanely fun. I found this using the random generator.)
Greens?
(luck, huh? :D)
Ogolord. Thisridlous, whwoulnyon talinthsilylang? Ihopyoknikid.
(Oh, good lord. This is ridiculous. Why would anyone talk in this ridiculous language? I hope you know I’m kidding.)
Blefun. Idoor Ble.
(Ble is fun. I adore Ble.)
Huggle!
(I adore Ble, too! :D)
Somume, Solilay.
(So much meaning, so little saying)
Iwri biiiigthing Ble! Nbiiiigbiiig, Buyu durstand. Yushu convert tomy cullt. Besty. Besty Spock.
(I’m writing a very long passage in Ble! Well, not very long, but you get the point. You should watch Doctor Who. It’s the best TV show ever! It’s even better than Star Trek!)
Imtrwckdwckdbrd. (Cakethrsthtwdgen.) Btacioskteisscrmin/sngnabtmngo. Mubloslonmdlofdy. Fcorstis. Lognrxlognpzaomgmsoluvwthlogn! Syskte. OMGrg Ionlonlggdinrghtnw. Whtacclmp.
[I am truly wicked wicked bored. (Cake there’s that word again.) The Beautacious Kate is screaming/singing about mangos. MuseBlog is slow during the day. Of course it is. Logan rocks! Logan’s pizza! Omg I’m SO in love with Logan! Says Kate. Ohemgeorge I’m the only one logged in right now. What an acclomplishment.]
Ohyisbrd. Wtcndw,tatkftdlks. Isrygd.
(Oh hey, I am really bored. But I’m watching Doctor Who- The Victory of the Daleks. It’s really good.)
Nethre. LIVE!
(The new thread reminded me of this. REVIVE THIS THREAD!)
Ble! Good! Nodi live!
(Oh, I’d forgotten about Ble! Ble is good! Don’t let it die, come on, help revive this thread!)
Nost? Wynost? Wriherstead ranthr.
(No recent posts? Why isn’t anyone posting here? Write here instead of on the random thread.)
IlvBle! Isawsm! ImgldIfnd thsthrdagn!
(I love Ble! It’s awesome! I’m so glad I found this thread again!)
YNoIundeitno! GBle! Maximridros!
(Yay! now I understand it now! Go Ble! Maximum Ride Rocks!)
Hethiskindfu!
( Hey this is kinda fun!)
Iwilusthifoworldominatio!
( I will use this for world domination!)
Y! NthrBlespkr! Mbywcnrvivt!
(Yay! Another Ble speaker! Maybe we can revive it!).
Dyuhvnidolec? Iyucunfzld, lktpst 118. Thrsnxnplnpst 121.
(Do you have an idiolect? If you don’t know what I mean, look at post 118. There’s an example in post 121.)
UsthcheezyBletfrthrthKokony!
(Use the all-powerful Ble to further the Kokonspiracy!)
hmnorealy
(hmmm, not really.)
Iwenoashpigsrpetoay!
( i WENT ON A SHOPPING SPREE TODAY!)
ye,yeiwll.
(Yes, Yes i will.)
K. NwIkw.
(OK. Now I know.)
Igldyuhdgdtm!
(I’m glad you had a good time!)
Kokonyyay!
(See my last post for translation.)
Snkrddls! *dncsnhpns*
(Snickerdoodles! *dances in hapiness*)
Ah! Npst!
(AAAH! Nobody’s posting!)
Thrsgostntwal…
(There’s a ghost on the wall…)
Pkmn! Pkmn! Gngryay!
(Pokemon! Pokemon! I love Gengar!)
IlveBle!
(I love Ble!)
Blequlswndrflnstmswsmnsqurd.
(Ble equals wonderfulness times awesomness squared.)
In my dialect of Ble, the second sentence would be “Bleyayayay!”
Thtscrtnlyshrtrtwrt! BtIusllyjstsqshwrdtgthrlkths.
(That’s certainly shorter to write! But I usually just squish words together like this.)
schosattorow!
( school starts tomorrow)
iannevro,welko,mabaltle.
( I am not nervous, well, ok, maybe a little.)
Gdlcktschl!
(Good luck at school!)
Myskatarotu. Bunnosku, rili. Onlin. Interng.
Blefn! Yable!
(My school starts tomorrow, too. Except that it isn’t a school, really… Well, it is, but it’s online. Sort of. It sounds interesting…
Ble is fun! Yay for ble!
IstrscolnWdsy. Iloknfrwdtsengmfrndsagn.
(I start school on Wednesday. I’m looking forward to seeing my friends again.)
Blecheesy! LvBle! BlelmstscolsPkmn!
(Ble is wonderful! I love Ble! Ble is almost as cool as Pokemon!)
Mlstclshsavowlchrt. Iswer, evrytim I lkait I seAeiou.
(My last class has a vowel chart. I swear, every time I see it I think Aeiou.)
RVIV!
(Revive!)
darufuh a oo supre te vu. (The roof has a super view)
Rivthred! Winipipl! Gedthred!
(Revive the thread. We need people. Get on the thread.)
Muzkyay! Esprok. Espramor. Gdstuf!
(I like music. Especially rock. Especially Paramore. Good stuff!)
Bleyayayayayayayayayayay! Idorilikmuch, bustilgd.
(I love love love love love love love love love love Ble!! I don’t really like it that much, but it’s still good.
revthred reer. bleyay. sadnopst ded. rem? glack, cleg
(Someone needs to revive this thread, so it looks like I’m here to do the job. As well as reviving this thread I’m looking to resume my often sporadic posting habits. Ble, in whatever dialect you speak it in, is an inherent part of all Musebloggers common heritage, and I am sad that people have neglected to use it or post on this thread. I fear that Ble is in a moribund stage right now and is on the verge of becoming extinct. Who remembers how to speak Ble?
Glad to be back,
Cliff Eagle
Dsnyoes htstdys? Bsdme, imn?
(Does anyone else hate Saturdays? Besides me, I mean?)
BLEYAYAYAYAY! Blepopgain? Thadmakmgld. ThfrstthngIsanMB todwaCurntPop, ndthasomyfavolrthredot! RanFa, YuKowYurAditdXWnY, Blings, Ble(yay!), nOfTherHed!ThOrigndCultoHPB.
(I LOVE BLE! Is Ble popular again? That would make me glad. The first thing I saw on MB today was Currently Popular, and some of my favorite older threads are on it! Random Fact(oid)s, You Know You’re Addicted to X When You Y, “Blog Siblings”, Ble, and Off With Their Heads! The Origins and Culture of HPBs.)
I… inkitsasamotts.
(I think it’s the spam bots.)
Dotcruhyhpendrem! Bsidtgvemxustrvivtisthred. Sryfrbigmlodramtc.
(Don’t crush my hopes and dreams! Besides, it’s given me an excuse to revive this thread. Sorry for being melodramatic.)
Srrybttat. Kayivivtwhyu.
(Sorry about that. Okay, I’ll revive it with you.)
Membleloooooooooooooooooooogo! (I remember Ble from speaking it a long time ago!)