Sunday, 19 May 2024
Life, the universe, pies, hot-pink bunnies, world domination, and everything
Piggy pronounced a plea proposing a ploy to plenish the pleasant presence of preternaturally prolix people.
Continued from the Alliteration thread launched almost two years ago.
Date: February 24, 2009
Categories: Nonrandom Craziness
Mwahahahaha! My Machiavellian machination means more marvelously mischievous masterpieces!
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Second post, says Sianna!
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ha ha ha hee hee hoo hoo. Hilarious harebrains hemorrhaging!
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Dastardly dragons draw doodles during deaths. Disturbing.
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People pelted pie.
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Syllabub snuck sneakily towards secluded snoring snails. Super!
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My mother makes marvelous mint macaroons Mondays.
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Bored blogger Bob blubbered buffoonishly, baboons bouncing bluish black bouncy balloons beeped buffly?
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8- Burped Barbara. Because being blue bran blintzes bites butt.
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Did drug dealer Deadly Danny die? Dragons drag damp dusty Deadly Danny- d***it! Deadly Danny died.
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Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo.
(gramatically correct!)
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11 – 
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Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers. (lame, I know, and blatantly stolen……..)
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13-Creative!
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14–It is, isn’t it? 
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Silly Sally shears shells short. (stupid)
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Sara said, “So? She spoke such sweet sentences supine, should she still speak said speaches standing?”
Sally suffused Sara’s sorry spoken syllables, spinning some similar sweltering stories.
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Mad MuseBlogging mob mocked Mr.Joe. (miscellaneous)
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18- Monkeys marvelously mobbed MuseBloggers.
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“Chocolate chipped cookies charmed cake crookies, ” chirped Craww. Chad’s computer choked.
“meaningless,” Mr. Joe mocked, “monkeylike MuseBlogging mumps.” MuseBloggers mooed, mashing Mr. Joe. Mwahahahaha.
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Hey! I remember the original thead of this! Except we kind of abused As to the limit – now onto Bs?
Bashful bloggers bought boring balloons, banking billions but borrowing badly.
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21- Abused? Just ’cause I beat you and davidude doesn’t mean that As were abused. 
Eh, I’m not feeling creative tonight. But tomorrow I promise I’ll come up with a spectacular B sentence.
Rules for Competition:
1. It has to be one, single, non-run-on sentence.
2. Each and every word has to start with the same letter.
3. You can’t use longish words more than once.
3a. You can use smaller words, e.g. “and”, “the”, “if”, etc., more than once.
4. You cannot make up words.
5. Words with hyphens (e.g. “zig-zag”)- we never decided whether they counted as one word or two. I say two, and both have to start with the same letter.
Have I forgotten any?
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Random running rugs raced really rude rolling rocks.
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Hey, have half-horses helped Hannah heal her house?
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Frugal Fergus found fifty-five firecrackers from Finland for Friday’s fabulous fire festival.
“Pathetic,” peeped Polly plaintively.
Sneaky Sidney sidled sideways spying secretively, seeing scary snarling snails silently, slowly slurping salty slushies.
Devon deems Derick’s dog “deranged.”
Walter wistfully wishes Winnie would waltz.
Regina ruefully remembers regal Ralph’s royal red rhododendrons.
Glowering Garret grows gross glowing green grapes.
Crabby Chelsea called crestfallen Chrissy “cruddy Cheshire cat!”
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“Hello,” hollered Henry.
“What?” Wanda wailed.
“Really!” Robert rapped. “Rightfully ring! Rude!”
Sally scoffed silliness. “So sad! Some singers!”
Henry humphed. “How?”
“Excellent eggs’re eternally Ents,” explained Emma.
“Oh, octillion oranges,” Ollie observed.
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Sianna sez she poSSeSSeS stupendous soccer skillz.
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Walter wallows with woolly wales.
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Careful Chelsey capably carries crinkled cheesy crunchies.
Blue bugs bring blights blithely.
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28- Whisper the walruses.
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Nattering nabalbs of negativity (real quote Spiro Agney)
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The phrase is “nattering nabobs of negativism.” Agnew said it, but William Safire composed it for him.
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32- Thanks
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22 – Really? I thought I won, with something like 92. I dunno, it was getting pretty crazy towards the end there.
One, single, non-run on sentence that’s 92 words long? Is that possible?
Didn’t we decide that small words (under three letters) didn’t count? For example, you could say, Bob the bat blew the balloon, or something of the sort? I don’t remember.
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34 – Well, Wally wailed “Woah! Weird!” while wily, witty Wanda whistled while whittling a washed work of wood that one wants when one weeps.
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34- I denounced that one because it was more than one sentence, I think. And you made up words (such as “aunteater”). The final record for As was held by me with 82. And, in order to count, they do all have to start with the same letter. HAWK posted this rule as well:
“You can use a word twice or more if needed to make the sentence, but they just don’t count. Words that start with another letter lower your count. Example: Bugs bit Bob badly, and Barbara bugs me.
That was 5/7, not 5/8.”
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((SFTDP.))
I’ve decided to post my prize-winning sentence. For future reference, simply taking another person’s sentence and adding onto it does NOT COUNT. However, adding on to one of your own does count. Here ’tis:
“Actually,†angrily allowed Andrew, “Adorable anteaters always ate annoyed Aunt Annie around Australia, and Alchoholics Anonymous abided above an aggressive Apocalypse,†and April answered, “Although apples are appalling, avocados appear appetizing at an antique auction; anyone around Alabama abuses all Anglican anger, and androids aim at Algonquin alliances after August, and Albert also acquired Alzheimer’s amid alfresco algebraic antic,†and, addled, Allie allotted, “Are all alkalis always alien and atrociously afar?†and, amazed, Alex added, “Almighty appliances apply at Alaska, Antarctica, and Angola.â€
82/82 A
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Alcoholics always act as an artichoke. As an apple acts at an artistic airport.
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36 – Oh, yeah, I remember now.
But, wait, the only reason mine was multiple sentences was because I had a period after each person finished speaking, as opposed to a comma. So, if I replaced mine with commas (like you have it), wouldn’t mind technically be a longer single sentence? (I’ll take out aunteater and that sort of thing)
“An awesome ant, and an amazing aunt, ate an anteater, an appearance as alluring as an angry Antarctic/Australian Apocalypse, about apples and Alabaman appliances aligned against Alaska and agonizingly appetizing avocados,†abused annoyed Arizona, addled after aboriginal Algonquin anger appeared at an appalling antique auction, “An action?†asked Andrew Anderson, “Annoying,†Al Adams allowed, “After all, allowing an abandoned aardvark/aardwolf abacus? An alley alligator? An abducted abdomen? An Abercrombie asparagus? All an abnormal, abominable abolishment? Absurd!â€, announced Ace Abbott, “Always appear Anglican,†Allie Allen added, “Angels amaze astronauts,†alleged Abigail Anderson, “Also, an algebraic alliteration (And all As!) – an antic…and all are amazed!â€
That’s all 102, and I don’t think I repeated at all. (But check me, I’m not positive.)
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39- Still multiple sentences. “An alley alligator?” is one, as are the other questions. Nice try, though.
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“Barbara buttered brown bread before breakfast, breaking blue brothers’ blatant bonds,” brayed Britney bashfully, buying brands.
That’s pretty short…
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Alcoholics always act as an artichoke. As an apple acts at an artistic airport. Also, an avocado as an adirondack alpine at an arrogant alligator airspace area. At an apple activity, an acute addiction attended an aclivity. Arguing at acne also aches appearances. Apologize always after an adage. Always. Acuity always adds adament adhesives. Actually, after an adage, at an affliction, always afront an afterlife. Avoid! Abide! Actually, Assert! Always assert at an agape amphitheater. Alert an authority. As an ape always asserts an ant. Alright, attend an afternoon asertation at an apparent anomaly. Anarchy! Ancestry! Always apply an analogy. AHA! Anyone awake asks an authority…always.
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42- Am I the only one who thinks it’s weird that you got 42nd post?
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43- No. Nicely noticed, ‘Nervaianpsyco! (Minerva is the roman name for Athena, so I used it to make it alliterate.)
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44- I see. Interesting.
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“Mommy made me mash my M&Ms,” my music mentor’s marvelous melody made me momentarily moody.
(HA!!!! 2 in 1!)
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SFTDP
sorry about that. it was my 1st try.
Dean dangerously, demonically drained dumb, dilly – dallying Danielle; dirtily, Dany dissed done deal, due dreadful December day during drama.
19/19 not bad for a beginner, huh?
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43-I didn’t notice that!!!! That’s proof that 42 is the Ultimate answer…
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46– My chorus does that warm-up too, but ours is, “Mommy made me munch my M&Ms.”
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Why waste wet wood when wearing works?
Big bad baboons boast bright blue butts.
Able apes ate apricots at Anchorage.
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Bananaful bunnies bounce bravely by bent blouses boiling bendy bark.
Sadistic, stinky swine sail so slowly swine should sell (their) stnky schooners.
Magical melting muppetts melt maromsetts meanly.
All aligators ate a agrivating antelope after aesthetic actions amounted at asking all amazonian and alaskan artificial arcs at an artful and amazing auction.
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Sorry, silly socrataic sounds!
Fun for fifty flying foxes!
The terrible tyke turned to type!
Dreadful daemons drip dastardly!
Pretty portraits paint panda pictures!
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Ridiculously revival ready, right? Alliterating always adds amusement. Methinks my motion might move many. Possibly pleas please people profoundly presently. Doubtful, don’t dozens of dead discussions die despite dutiful denizens?
Revive, Please!
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Ducks dabble during dinosaur days! Always ask alligators about art as Al adds artichokes!
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Mom makes music many months. Different days do different things.
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Or perhaps “different deeds“?
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Possibly. Rather right, Robert!
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Requiring revival. Please, people?
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Here’s a silly one:
Traveling by train terrifies me and makes me tremble tremulously.
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Someone says “save us, smileys!”
What? Weird words with world wide web.
Come, create comments.
P*ease?
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Yo, you young yak, yodeling yonder Yugoslovia yellows yams.
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If icicles idle in Iceland, iguanas irk ichthyologists.
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That one was rather pathetic. Are semicolons allowed? If icicles idle in Iceland, irritating iguanas irk icky, interesting ichythologists; in irelevancies, imps imply ill injusices inside Indian indelible ink.
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Perhaps pointlessness pervades, perhaps pumpkins pop.
*revival attempt*
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For Civics I have to write a diary entry of a shopkeeper in Boston, about the Boston Tea Party. And, well, I’m not sure exactly how, but I ended up spending the class period today writing it in entirely alliterated sentences.
Dear darling diary,
Bigot British bring bad business by Boston, but broke big boxes—banish bothersome brutes.Rebellious radical rebels reveled raucously. Tea tipped totally toward tumbling trough. Imagined irritated Indians individually irrigated influx income. Mad Mowak mimic mainly minimized (?). Tea tariffs tripped them to terror. Outrage ordered open opposition. Redcoats repressed revolt readily, raising rates. Vetoed vandalism, very vengeful. War will well, we will win.
Of course I’m going to have to somehow stretch this to a double-spaced page… I’ll have to work on that.
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That’s hilarious.
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Thanks! My friend was helping me look up synonyms and we both spent the entire class laughing hysterically. It was great. 
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Between Boxford by Boston, bubblebabe bought billion baskets and basketed bracelets, blabbering bewilderingly by blurting “Boo!” and blasting Brenda because Brenda be brainlessly baffled by blasting. Beyond blasting, Bubblebabe breaches Brenda’s bricks, bowling balls between bricks and breaking bricks by bashing brawnily.
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Oh no, I killed this thread.
Muffin, I murdered MuseBlog’s madly magnificent musing thread.
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Beedle bashfully bestowed better barns before baiting. That didn’t make sense.
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Mindless madness makes me munch muffins.
Perhaps pink peanut pies procrastinate punctually..
Senselessness shows sense seems silly, so see smiley stories sometimes.
Random revivals revolve round really right rotations.
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Mmm, muffins, muffins make me masticulate madly, murmuring “Marvelous muffins!”
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(( *attempts to revive thread*))
As Ardi allows axolotls an artificial aardvark, ask an artichoke’s accidental avacado, “Are axes able?”
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Fluffy fingers from furry fish fascinate fabulous figs.
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My mother makes mashed milky melons, mumbling “Mother made mashed meat marzipans madder.”
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Bulbous bricks burble badly because boring bloodhounds buy better blue bots. Beware broken burping barn barges.
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Whispering winds wail
Waltz where white willows whirl
While winter wakens
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Bowie burst Bungalow Bill’s bubbles. Bring boisterous, brainy belugas brilliant balloons.
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Too tiny tyrant teller. No new nattering nook.
[Tranlation: Since there’s only seventy-eight replies, I don’t want to ask for a new thread.]
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“Recent ramblings” readings revealed ‘riting round this room, revealing Rosebud’s relocation requirements.
[Tranlation: I noticed a comment on this thread and came here.]
Rosy rabbits revolt rather relevantly.
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Enceladus enunciates each eloquent, ethereal, edible exclamation.
[Translation: REVIVE!]
Lagomorphs loathe “les lapins”
Bad bunnies burn better bunnies.
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Really Recent Ramblings Revive Really Read-less readstay!
( posting revives this thread.)
Don’t Dare Danish Dancers Dance During De Danish Disagreement.
Many Millipedes Marry Mosquitoes.
Peter Piper Picked Purple Peppers People Pied Peter.
Magic Menaces Meet Many MIlkshakes.
Whale Wonders Why Whale Wouldn’t write While Wondering What Wicked Was.
Stars Smell Super Sizzly!
Aeiou Ate Amazing Artichokes.
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