Happy 445th Birthday, William Shakespeare!

Sit, Jessica. Look how the floor of heaven
Is thick inlaid with patines of bright gold.
There’s not the smallest orb which thou behold’st
But in his motion like an angel sings,
Still quiring to the young-eyed cherubins.
Such harmony is in immortal souls;
But, whilst this muddy vesture of decay
Doth grossly close it in, we cannot hear it.


In celebration of this fateful birth,
Herein the GAPAs will communicate
In lines ten syllables in length apiece
(Or thereabouts). You’ve heard of it before:
Iambic (yes) pentameter–i.e.,
Five two-beat feet, one stressed, one unstressed. All
MuseBloggers may, of course, write that way too.
It’s easy once you get the hang of it
(Well, not exactly easy, but still fun.)

This entry was posted in The Universe, Things We like. Bookmark the permalink.

35 Responses to Happy 445th Birthday, William Shakespeare!

  1. Koppar and Zale (0.0) says:

    Sorry, I don’t feel
    like writing poetry now.
    Happy birthday, Bill.

    Weird; my audition
    for “The Tempest” was Monday–
    wonder who I’ll be.

    (0.0) :)

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  2. Silver Lining and Mia (^..^) says:

    Happy birthday, William!! *pies while reciting poetry*
    First post?

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  3. Elizabeth says:

    Oh Boy, do I hate Shakespeare!!! And just to
    comply with traditional MB pun-
    ishment, I will send koko back in time
    to throw countless pies in his face haha!

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  4. Cinnamoon says:

    Darn it, not this again. I do hate iambic pentameters.

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  5. ♢RoseQuartz♢ and Deluska (T_T) says:

    u/ u/ u/ u/ u/

    My attempt at the symbols for pentameter.

    I stink at it.

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  6. The Bookworm & Lurline (410 pp and 3 b-dp and 42 KAGp!) says:

    I cannot do pentameter, dear Bard.
    I wish it was the great Doctor of Nonsense’s birthday.
    Tetrameter is much easier.

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  7. the Book Thief (awesome book, by the way) says:

    I love Shakespeare- but I hate Iambic pentameter- I had to do a really long worksheet identifiying it. Here is my favorite qoute as of today-

    “I do wander everywhere,
    faster than a moon’s sphere.
    And I serve the fairy queen,
    to dew her orbs along the green.”
    -fairy, a midsummer’s night dream, act 2 scene 1

    “what thou seest when thou doth wake,
    do it for thy true love take.
    love and languish for his sake…..
    when thou wake’st, it is thy dear.
    Wake when some vile thing is near”
    oberon, the same.

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  8. small but fierce says:

    Lovely, dahling. Now i understand
    why he wrote with such strange syllables

    (Well, i understood it before, maybe some of You didn’t.)

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  9. In keeping with traditions of this day
    I shall reprise the verse I first composed
    For such a thread as this some two years past,
    As now the hour for sleep draws near and calls
    Me there, thus leaves no time to write anew:

    For Swab, a Fine Cat, Born Upon this Day

    Alerted by the sharp repeated cry
    I found him in a compost heap, a puff
    of white, all voice and fur, abandoned there.
    The mother cat could not be coaxed to take
    him back. It fell to me to bottle feed
    the ravenous, demanding wisp dubbed Swab,
    by careful computation born the same
    (and equally uncertain) day we note
    by custom as the birthday of the Bard,
    four hundred thirty-three the years between.

    Now ten twelve years old, the former kitten yawns
    and celebrates by sleeping in the sun.

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    • Luna the Lovely says:

      Awwwww! Such a cute kitty! *hugs kitty*

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      • When Shakespeare turned 443,
        Rebecca posted pictures of the cat:

        (He’s reading Shakespeare, if you hadn’t guessed.)

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        • -*CTN*- says:

          He seems pretty tired of it… in my opinion.
          Happy Birthday, Will! Please don’t shake a spear at me.
          *pies*

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          Will this get a snip?

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  10. He’s twelve years old? Felicitations, Swab!

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  11. Kiga__827 says:

    Happy b-day, William Shakespeare! Shall I compare thee to, um, well…

    I’m not much of a sonnetier. Proven by the fact that sonnetier is not an actual word.

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  12. KaiYves (Delta V) says:

    Happy Birthday, Will! How did they celebrate birthdays back in Elizabethian times, anyway?

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  13. POSOC & Smoleeon says:

    Good heavens! Is it this already? My,
    I hadn’t known concerning Billy’s birth.

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  14. Sunrunner Bramblewood says:

    Hip hip hooray, it’s Shakespeare’s birthday!

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  15. nolagirl7 says:

    Is the line at the top from The Merchant Of Venice? I’m reading a book based on it and there’s a character named Jessica. HAPPY BIRTHDAY WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE!

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  16. the Book Thief (awesome book, by the way) says:

    commonly qouted out of context shakespeare quotes
    “out damned spot! out I say!” -Macbeth
    “exit; pursued by a bear”-A winter’s tale
    “something wicked this way comes”-Macbeth
    “would a rose by any other name still smell as sweet?” romeo and Juliet

    Awesome qoutes
    “thought is free”-the tempast
    “lord, what fools these mortals be” -A Midsummer’s night dream
    “methought I was enamored of an ass”- A midsummer’s night dream
    “call you me fair? that fair again unsay. Demetrius loves your fair. Oh, happy fair!” A midsummers night
    “ah, what’s in a name?” Romeo and Juliet

    and others that I don’t have time to write right now

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  17. Piggy â– |â–  says:

    I suppose I owe the Bard (or whoever wrote the material (Yeah, I don’t think the guy we know as William Shakespeare actually wrote the plays and the sonnets. What of it?)) some dues.

    *ahem*

    “But soft! What light through yonder window breaks?
    It is the East, and Juliet is the sun!
    Arise, fair sun, and kill the envious moon
    Who is already sick and pale with grief
    That thou, her maid, art far more fair than she.
    Be not her maid, for she is envious.
    Her vestal livery is but sick and green,
    And none but fools do wear it. Cast it off.
    It is my lady! O! it is my love!
    O, that she knew she were.
    She speaks, and yet says nothing. What of that?
    Her eye discourses, I will answer it!
    I am too bold, ’tis not to me she speaks.
    Two of the fairest stars in all the heaven,
    Having some business here, do entreat her eyes
    To twinkle in their spheres till they return.
    What if her eyes were there, they in her head?
    The brightness of her cheek would shame those stars
    As daylight doth a lamp. Her eyes in heaven
    Would through the airy region stream so bright
    That birds would sing and think it were not night.
    See how she leans her cheek upon her hand!
    O, that I were a glove upon that hand,
    That I might touch that cheek.”

    I’m sure the punctuation, line breaks, and minor details are horrifically slaughtered, but that’s the best I can do from memory.

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  18. Luna the Lovely says:

    “Oh, Romeo, Romeo, wherefore art thou Romeo? Deny thy father! Refuse thy name! Or, if thou wilt not, I’ll no longer be a Capulet.”-R&J, obviously

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  19. the Book Thief (awesome book, by the way) says:

    I find it interesting how many people only remember Romeo and Juliet off of the top of thier head. Hmmm.

    “All the worlds a stage
    and all the men and women
    are merely players.
    They have their entrances and exits….” -All’s well that ends well.

    and the classic

    “to be or not to be
    that is the question.
    wether tis nobler in the mind
    to suffer the slings and arrows of outragous fortune
    or to take arms against a sea of troubles,
    and by opposing end them
    to die, to sleep, prechance to dream
    aye, but what dreams may come when
    our mortal coin is payed [not sure on that one]
    must give us pause” -Hamlet (of course) I sure i’m wrong on the line distribution, but heh.

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  20. /gradster(1)/ says:

    From memory, so don’t blame me for discrepancies:

    “Romeo: But soft – what light through yonder window breaks?
    It is the East, and Juliet is the sun.
    Arise, fair sun, and kill the envious moon,
    who is already sick and pale with grief.
    That thou her maid art far more fair than she;
    Be not her maid, since she is envious!
    Her vestal livery is but sick and green,
    And none but fools do wear it.
    Cast it off!
    It is my lady,
    O, it is my love.
    O, that she knew she were!

    She speaks, yet she says nothing. What of that?
    Here eye discourses – I will answer it!
    I am too bold; ’tis not to me she speaks.
    Two of the fairest stars in all the heavens,
    Having some business do entreat her eyes
    To twinkle in their spheres until they return.
    What if her eyes were there, they in her head?
    The brightness of her cheek would shame those stars
    As daylight doth a lamp. Her eyes in heaven
    Would stream through the airy region so bright
    That birds would sing and think it were not night.
    See how she leans her cheek upon that hand!
    O, that I were a glove upon that hand!
    That I may touch that cheek!

    [totally stealing from Luna now; I only play Romeo]
    Juliet: O Romeo, Romeo, Wherefore art thou Romeo?
    Deny thy father and refuse thy name;
    Or, if thou wilt not, be but sworn my love,
    And I’ll no longer be a Capulet.

    Romeo: Shall I hear more, or shall I speak at this?”

    And that’s all I’ve got.

    :P Thank you, Mrs. McCormack.

    /gradster(1)/ – Secretary of Bureaucracy of the ASAP

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  21. Raynpho says:

    “My poverty, but not my will, consents”

    Why is this the only line from R&J I can remember?

    A virtual high-five to you if you’re wierd like me and can identify the speaker.

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  22. the Book Thief (awesome book, by the way) says:

    sorry, this refers to the thread, not previous posts

    You all know that shakespeare didn’t just write iambic pentameter right?
    he also wrote in trocaic tetrameter and many other meters. In a midsummer’s night dream he used one meter for human characters and one for magical characters, which I think is pretty cool

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  23. We know. But still, pentameter is classic.
    It’s just the thing for sonnets, and the lines
    Are long enough to say something before
    You have to break and go back to the left.
    It’s also relatively simple, though
    So many MuseBloggers complain that they
    Don’t get it that I wonder whether some
    Bad influence has wrecked their rhythmic sense.
    Perhaps it’s too much hiphop. I don’t know.

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    • Piggy says:

      “Bad influence has wrecked their rhythmic sense.” Not to offend, but I’d look at some of your rhythm in that post as well. Line one, for instance, has eleven syllables, and I, for one, am not fond of the accent on the third syllable of “MuseBloggers”. But I can’t really correct you–‘twould be like the pot calling the kettle black.

      Didn’t I spoof a bit of R&J a while ago? *searches* Ah, here ’tis, with some changes.

      But soft! What light through yonder MuseBlog breaks?
      It is a thread, and Shakespeare is its theme.
      Arise, fair thread, and craunch the marmoset
      Who is already sick and pale with grief
      That thou, thou young, art far more fair than it.
      Be not ashamed, for it is envious.
      Its marmosetty hide is sick and green
      And none but fools do wear it. Cast it off.
      O! it is my MuseBlog! O! it is my love!
      O, that it knew it were.

      Eh, I could adjust more, but I’m not feeling particularly poetic this fine evening.

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  24. Shakespeare stuck on an extra syllable
    From time to time. That’s good enough for me.
    (He also wasn’t loath to launch his lines
    With trochees now and then, as in Line 1.)
    Regarding “MuseBloggers,” I think it scans.
    What would you say? MuseBLOGgers? MuseBlogGERs?
    But never mind. The mastermind who wrote
    “Arise, fair thread, and craunch the marmoset”
    Perforce must be a poet through and through.

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    • Piggy says:

      A poet? How I scoff at that remark!
      Unfortunately, those ten syllables
      Are, to this time, my only masterpiece,
      And, as I’m sure you’ll find, I will not soon
      Be bettering that phrase you find so great.
      As for pronunciation of the word
      Regarding denizens of this fair blog,
      I could suggest “MBers” as a quaint
      Alternative which, though I may be wrong,
      Does seem to better fit the beat, although
      That point could be discussed at some such hour
      As all participants are well awake,
      Not threatening to lose their consciousness,
      Drift off to sleep, as I may quickly do.

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