World of Piecraft, Part 5
Date: June 28, 2009
Categories: RRRs, RPWs, and RPGs
Friday, 19 April 2024
Life, the universe, pies, hot-pink bunnies, world domination, and everything
*builds rocket pie launcher*
*waits for people to arrive*
Hi…
*builds big shield*
Bookgirl, you put on sun TAN lotion?!
That just makes you cook more evenly.
Now I want to eat you.
*eats rocket pie launcher*
*ties up bookgirl using living vines*
*makes a bookgirl pot pie*
*eats it*
*jumps into black hole*
The End
What, using my Half Aunt’s last name isn’t allowed?
*is reborn in a supernova*
*fries AJAR’s black hole*
The end
*is reborn in a hypernova*
*deep freezes bookgirl to -9876.23 degrees… KELVIN! *
*oops she shattered*
*guess she’s gone*
*the true end*
P.S., I posted your little sun tan mess-up on FAILblog.org
Heh, heh, heh.
The lowest you can get in Kelvin is 0. 0 degrees Kelvin is Absolute Zero, or the temperature if all the heat were gone. Since cold is the absence of heat, you can’t get any colder than taking all the heat away, which would be zero degrees Kelvin.
Unless you’re in Discworld. Discworld has true cold.
*doesn’t care about fails or their blogs*
Don’t guess, because I *muhaha* destroy careful guesswork!
*ties to train tracks*
You have just been squished *pies*
*sneaks over to abandoned Illusionist fortress* *starts making pies*
Muahaha! They won’t know what hit them!
*hits bookgirl with Illusion pies*
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KOKOPELLI PIED YOU!!
Holy snap, that was cool.
Very, very cool. *takes screenshot*
Ahrrrg *wipes pie off face*
*activates rocket pie launcher*
*pies Zinc and SudoRandom*
Who’s team can I on?
That Kokopelli took me a long time to make. I hope it isn’t a PoPo. Is it? He’s Pie-ing everybody, so I don’t think he does. Then again, I’m a little fuzzy on how this thread works.
11: Your Kokopelli was flamablamablous! You just choose a team and pie the other teams.
*ducks to be hit by bookgirl’s pies*
Argh. *takes pastry tank and rolls out onto plain*
Can I be on your team? (I saved the format for Kokopelli, too!) Bookgirl seems to not like me, so…
I do like you! You’re all just so …pieable *pies*
Oh yeah? Well…
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KOKOPELLI PIED YOU!! (AGAIN!)
Oh, yes! I got picked on by Team Rainbow a lot in WoP3, and I’m exacting my revenge…
KAPLOOIEKAPLOOIE! *100 pies to Bookgirl’s fort*
Someone join Bookgirl’s team. And AJAR, no more video game stuff… *glare*
*glares back with the intensity of a million suns*
*still glares*
Yay! What’s our name?
The Illusionists! We have an illusion fort and illusion pies!
Yay! What do illusion pies do? Do we have delusion pies?
Illusion pies don’t exist, per se. It’s the illusion of being hit with a pie.
*sets up streamers on fort* Yay!
*explodes*
*re-materializes*
*eats bookgirl*
BTW, about 5 million people are laughing at your little mess-up right now, so you had BETTER care!
Or are you Mr. Joe in disguise?
12.1.1.1- *hides in fort* I knew I should have added a trench…
13-*doesn’t care*
*is indigestible*
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[and so on. –Admin]
@ Well, I think that’s enough for everyone
It was worth a shot.
12.1.2.2.1.1.1) With the effect of what, exactly?
Yay, streamers!
At you, bookgirl!
((to the tune of “Can’t Touch This”))
Can’t pie this
(Da nanana, nana, nana)
Can’t pie this
(Da nanana, nana, na)
Can’t touch this
(Da nanana, nana, nana)
Can’t touch this
My-my-my-my Key-limes hit you so hard
Makes you say,”oh my lord,
Cake you for pie-ing me
With a hundred Cherries and two Banana Creams”
It feels good
When you know you’re down
A superpie Illusionist from Kokonino-Town
And it makes
You cry
And this is a Fort -uh!
You just can’t pie.
I told you Bookgirl
You can’t pie this
Yeah, we got Koko and you know
You can’t pie this
Look at my pies, Muser!
U can’t pie this
Yo, let me bust the Lemon Meringues
You can’t pie this!
(Da nanana, nana, nana)
Can’t pie this!
(Da nanana, nana, nana!)
Can’t pie this!
I’m going to join Zinc and SudoRandom. *ducks* I’m going to resurrect the pie warriors.
SFTDP
Here they are!
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Pies Warriors!!!
Mwahahaha!
I got a friend to help.
Say hello to…
BurnerMan. EXE!
BurnerMan: It’s time to turn up the heat!
PieMan: *throws gasoline pies at enemy*
BurnerMan: *lights them on fire*
*rapid beeping*
PieMan: What The F-
*BOOOOOOM*
BurnerMan: *laughs evil laugh*
Too many explosions!
*kicks thread*
*BEEPBEEPBEEPBEEPBEEPBEEPBEEP*
WHAT THE F-*BOOOOOOOM*
*random evil laughter*
GLERP
Operation:
PETA
INFILTRATION
&
ESCAPE
*pies PETA*
PETA=insane. They tried to legally change the name of fish to ‘sea kittens’
I kid you not.
*pies bookgirl_me with sea-kitten pies*
Sea Kittens?! Woah! *helps the Commander to pie PETA*
(PETA Person) Fly my sea kittenses! Fly!
(Sensible MBer) First, fish…
Augh! Don’t say that word!
Aren’t sea kittens. Second, they don’t fly. Third, a great big gaping pie in your face!
Wha? *is pied*
*pies PETA person*
::Every non-PETA persons:: YAYAYAYAY!!!
Mwahahahahahahaha! Piecone attack!
*is back*
(for the while)
*is pied*
What’s going on here?
*smack*
whoever happens to be standing around.
What are the teams?
I don’t what the teams are. I suppose were keeping our old ones from the last thread.
Ah, I see.
Where did Team FELL go?
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Return, Team FELL(whatever happened).
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*starts to pie CTN with a cheese pie*
*has second thoughts*
*eats cheese pie*
*pies CTN with a black walnut pie*
*pies kiwimuncher with a cheese pie*
*gobbles down Titan pie*
ICK!
*pies kiwimuncher with Titan pie*
*runs off*
((sorry for the double post up there. i thought I only posted once…))
BURN!!! IN GREEN/RED!!!
Wow. Those are sme interesting pies. I mean, they’re green. *refrains from eating one*
*pies Enceladus*
I still don’t get how to make those colorful missiles, but…
*pies Enceladus and kiwimuncher*
*ducks pie* *does cool army roll thing* *rolls into tree* *is slightly winded* *feels silly* *wonders why I’m just talking in astericks* *decides I’m simply odd* *pies CTN*
*magically hovers 3 feet above the world* *turns world into giant pie* *watches everyone not on my team fall in* MWHAHAHA
Oh, and SudoRandom:
*puts mask on giant tracking missle pie* *sets target as SudoRandom* *watches SudoRandom get pied, and get a mask on him* MWHAHAHA!
Enceladus, I thought you learned your lesson?
Umm, HTML gnome? That one isn’t working. It’s supposed to link to 18.1.2.1.1.2.1.1, and I held my mouse over the reply to get the HTML, but it still isn’t working. It links to the bottom of the page. Help? * gives cookies *
Oceanographer!
*digs self out of pie* *licks lips* YUM! You’re a genius Enceuladus! Who knew that a giant pecan mint chocolate chunk pie could taste so good! *makes a cream ball out of the filling* *throws at Enceladus*
Hey, kiwimuncher, we could really use you. And you could really use us. Come to our side! We have cookies!
And, it was a smelly sock pie.
Hi Mr Moon/Commander Moon! *laughs* what’s up?
Hey- We have cookies too! Why, She knows we have cookies because I just gave some to the HTML gnome! And Kiwi, the Illusionists have the Ultimate Weapon…
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KOKOPELLI PIED YOU Enceladus!!
Well…. Ye Olde English Speaker Doth Pie You!
*calls up Paul Baker from the depths of history*
MWhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah-cough-hack-ahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!
*Turns on pie tank*
*rapid beeping*
WHAT THE FUDGE?
*atomic pie explosion*
*screaming and random evil laughter*
THE END.
I GIVE UP.
Hmmmmmmmmm. Intriguing opposition. But, you’re right. I haven’t seen IBCF in a long time.
*thinks about joining Enceladus* *wonders what exactly is Enceladus’ “side”* *pies AJAR for giving up* *advises AJAR not to give up* *decides to join Enceladus as long as all the socks are appropriately laundered*
Hello? Where did the people go? *pies invisible people*
Ok! F+H is on my side, and SilverLeopard is, or was. If was, then she’s a traitor, and we should pie her mercilessly.
*gives kiwimuncher enormous superpower giving cheese pie*
Hey, what are the teams now?
This is interesting…is it possible that I could join?
Yes! Join my team! Team….
Team Fromage?
TEAM FROMAGE!!!!!!!!!!
(Team Cheese in French, if I’m not mistaken)
What are the teams?
I know there’s Zinc, SR, and me…
Team Fromage?! You know I’m there! *pies anyone who does not exhault le fromage*
> > > Fromage Pies!
*pulses in*
PIE OF THE PIEPOCOLYPSE!
*smothers everyone in pies*
*pulses out*
LALALA, DEDEDE, LOOLALOOLA DE-
*pied*
PLEASE COME BACK TO THE PIECRAFT THREAD!!!!
pleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleaseple-*pied again* Okay, I deserved that.
But PLEASE come back.
Pretty Please?
With A Boat-Load of Sugar on Top?
^_^’
*eats sugar*
*pies*
I love this thread; you always know what’s going on…
*steals sugar*
I’m new but I’m allowed to have fun, aren’t I?
PIES FOR ALL!
Of course!
*pies*
*ducks behind computer screen*
*gets out (new) umbrella*
*waves it around*
It’s pink, and it’s got all kinds of special features…
*is hit by bella’s pies*
On second thought, I’ll just hold it between me and the person throwing pies at me and work from there.
MUAHAHAHA!!! Your umbrella cannot stop my pies from hitting you!
This is strange….
*bounces off umbrella* OH NO!!!!
*quickly adds secret umbrella-penetrating ingredient to pies*
THERE! *evil laugh*
Pie everything! *pies excessively* *runs out of ammo* *runs to get more* *throws pinecones behind me* Mwahahahahaha! *gets more pies* *unloads them unmercifully on the enemy* *cackels*
*eats pies*
*modifies umbrella*
I’m now building my pie-launcher of doom. Muhaha!!!
*makes very large pie, in a washtub*
*with lobsters in it*
*live lobsters*
*maniacal laughter*
*throws*
*lobsters fall on to everyone*
*dodges the deluge of crustaceans*
*makes mustard pie and throws it*
*launches automatic game-losing pie at bookgirl_me*
Ich habe das Spiel verloren!
Okay, what are the teams? *dodges various sorts of pies*
“builds self fort out of pie tins”
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! LOBSTERS! *runs away*
I remember this place…
UNITE, TEAM FELL!
Not that I remember the people that were on it…
UNITE ANYWAY!
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!! I’M ON MY OWN TEAM, TEAM, UH, TEAM CHEEZBURGER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DIEEEEE!!!!!!!! *dives inside magical cheezburger fort* W00000000000000000000T!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! MWUAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!
SFTDP I LIKE SHOUTING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! RAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! CHEEZBURGER PIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Who was in the team…anyways…?
*frantically escapes wrath of lobsters and throws colanders at random people*
*looks for mode of defense as lobsters eat pie tin fort*….hey look, a squirrel!
*chases*
56- Weil ich gewonnen habe!
57- Good question. There’s LOST (join, join, JOIN!), FELL, and various miscellaneous other people. Since there aren’t enough of us, it’s everyone against everyone . BTW,
61- That’s a bad idea… *ducks from kiwi’s pies*
Free-for-all war! I’ll join a side if I have to, though…
我也赢了!
LOBSTER PIES!!!!!
KYAA! TAKE THAT!
EVERY EN FOR ENSELF!!!!!!! ONE GIRL TEAM CHEEZBURGER RULES! *dives back inside impenetrable cheezburger fort*
TEAM FELL! Ummm…UNITE!
No time for gihugic Titan pie.
Greetings, fellow FELL-ite! *devotes pies that would have been put into pie-ing thee (Is that right?) into pie-ing others*
Ah, another FELL member! Greetings to thee!
* everyone else around*
These are indestructable pies!!!!!!!!!!! *goes back in cheezburger fort* *builds cheezburger pie launcher.* *pies Errata and -*CTN*-**wonders why is still talking in star-things*
Okay, I’ll stop now. I don’t want to wreck the blog or something.
PIE WAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
YES, THAT WOULD BE BAD IF YOU WRECKED THE BLOG!!!!!!!!!!!! *goes pie-crazy*
What’s this thread for? *throws pies ’cause everyone else is doing it*
*Previews post* Woah. *Deletes a bunch of pies*
*builds up defenses*
*decorates face with pictures of kokopelli*
*pies everyone in sight*
*arm begins to hurt*
67-Basically, you just throw pies. You can join Team FELL if you like.
*turns Errata into a pie* *pies CTN with Errata*
Let peace prevail! We have enough wars in the world already!
*ducks*
But a Pie Peace thread is not as fun as a Pie War thread! *turns into cheezburger**eats**digests*
Hmm..
*distributes pie*
*is a pie humanitarian*
*joins friends of the pie*
I wonder how all these pies feel…
being smashed into the faces of humans…
devoured….
brutally stepped on…
*joins humanitarian effort*
No! You’ll ruin it! *pies indefinitely*
*throws guinea pigs at LBK*
Fairness for the pies! Fairness for the pies!
*gives pies toys and choklit that I stole from LBK*
*gives pies LBK’s DS*
AAAHHHHHH! MY DS!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU FIEND!!!!!!!!!!!! *steals back DS**smushes pies into Enc’s avatar**laughs crazily* My sweet, precious DS….we’ll never be parted again!!!!!
71.1- This thread has exhausted itself. Pie Wars used to happen spontaneously, after many months of buildup. This made them more energetic and enjoyable.
For now, let us cease and desist, lay down our arms, and mop up the pie tins and pie crusts. Sign a peace treaty. Compromise. Let us move forward in a world that is backwards.
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I said that I’d be back. Now I am…
Of course I’ll sign your treaty… NOT!
*signs*
*cuts off bookgirl_me’s hand*
*signs with it*
*asks Bookgirl_me to sign treaty*
I’ll sign!
*signs*
73.1- Oh, come now. Don’t make me sing the “llama song”.
Go ahead, but then I’ll start singing the Star Wars song (again).
And then I’ll sing the song that never ends and another never-ending song that is slightly more annoying, plus the Pi song, PLUS the song Oh My Word, This tune is annoying. ALL at the same time.
*drunkenly wobbles in*
*pies weakly*
*remembers that she joined the humanitarians*
Oh I love the llama song!
*eagerly nudges ibcf*
Sing it!
5 threads is the max for classic pie wars. And World of Piecraft never even had a reason; it was just pie-ing for the sake of pie-ing. End the war, I say! *hides pies*
75- Mmm. Maybe not.
Awwwww!!!! *reluctantly signs treaty*
I suppose we should compromise over the territories, as there’s not much else of value to compromise over. Team LOST can have Buchhain, the mountains and lake, and the lead fortress. The Illusionists can retain the island (including the cherry forest; Lady Elle appears to have left), the adjacent rivers, and Le Château Cerise. I don’t think FELL had a fort, so they can take the vacant (I think it is) Dream fortress, the desert, and the old NPFL fortress. I’ll keep Fudgium and the Southwestern woods. Agreed?
Hm, I thought Buchhain was in the mountains. A “Dream Fortress” was in the desert on the old map…
Nah, it sort of drifted over into the desert- that was YS’s place in the mountains, but we were allied, so I guess it goes to me too- *must get around to making a better map*
What does team fromage get?
77.2- Another team? Well, the Illusionists already get two fortresses on the island. Do you want Le Château Cerise and everything to the east of it?
Sure.
Can Team Cheezburger have something near the ocean?
79- Another team?! Hmm. How about those little island in the eastern river delta, and a portion of land on both sides of the river?
I only need the island. Thank you!
And that would mark the end of the Piepocalypse, I think.
Kill the thread! Cut it’s posts! Spill it’s blood pie filling!
*shakes head sadly*
After many years of war, it’s strange to see the madness all come to an end….
*sniffle*
*sniffle*
Wow, I just check this and look, how pathetic! Honestly, are you people just wimps or do you, like, have relationship issues? You can’t even manage a real fight once in a while. And then you have a cry about it? What about you just surrender to us now and save yourself the few minutes of doubt you would last against us. So, I propose a new plan: all the land goes to us and you guys move to where the sun doesn’t shine? Great, then that’s settled. Hand over all your warships and graphic weapons of mass destruction- oops, silly me. I forgot that you can’t manage them even with a “preview” button. Instead, you pile up pies in the shape of some muse you worship- as if they could help you now *cue evil laugh* You call that a map- a first grader’s doodle is more accurate. Naming a team after fast-food? 10/10- on a scale of looserness. And then the stunning intelligence: , then , and so on and so forth. But that seems to be too difficult as well… after all, you might have to use your brain (provided you have one). Then you argue like little kindergarteners…
Oh, you bed to differ? I beg to bunnify you. We win. But if you have a problem… bring it on. I’m sooo afraid of your resistance- what do you want to do, spit at my feet? Loosers.
Um, you basically said what I was thinking all along… Can I join you? ^_^
Yes! Together, we shall conquer the world! *bunnifies*
What, didn’t you know it was me?
Cérise. Please. I don’t know who you are, but really. You have no right to come in, insult everyone, and try to force us to do something.
You appear to have some knowledge of MB, implies you’re some experienced MBer disguising your identity, and expressing opinions that you wouldn’t dare associate with your ‘Blog self. But I would like to think that there aren’t established MBers that would call other MBers ‘Loosers’, which really somewhat fails as an insult. I can only assume you meant ‘loser’, but that’s not important. What’s important is that for me, MuseBlog is a cozy, small, tightly-knit community where you can be sure of acceptance, be sure that nobody’s going to insult you, and promote general Muserlyness. Piggy made a couple of simply amazing speeches on the subject, but this is too long already. The necessity of it makes me sad in the first place.
Please, please, stop offending everyone in sight. We’d be more than happy to have you as a part of MuseBlog… If you stop with the insults.
From the nature of en’s post, its doesn’t sound like they’d listen to you. If it gets bad, we can call the GAPAs.
Yes, I know. I was just hoping that if en is a old MB veteran, that they’d realize what I’m saying and stop with the insults. I neither think it’s likely that they’re a veteran, nor that they’ll stop, but I’ve been wrong before.
Humph. You sound like more of a first grader yourself, judging by your spelling. GAPAs, I am truely sorry if this turns into a flame war, you may delete any posts that I post that are more than retorts.
I don’t mean to insult you at all, but I just noticed that you spelled truly wrong.
S’okay, I’m pretty bad at spelling sometimes.
Wow. We really are losers, huh? We just walk onto other threads where people are just trying to have some fun with each other, totally miss the point of the thread, and hypocritically insult everyone on it in a very immature (and again, hypocritical) way.
Oh, wait. That was you.
I don’t mean to flame, and I can feel myself doing it, but really? Was that post really necessary? This thread was just somewhere where Musers could relax and take part in something they do best; pieing each other. They weren’t supposed to have to think a lot. If you want to see that, go to Hot Topics, or something like that.
Your argument mostly seems to be made up of the word “loser” and a few other insults, and no real facts, so I’ll cut myself here.
Yeah, I beg to differ! MBers are invincible to bunnifying, you should know that!
84.1.1) Gah. I knew the bunnies would come.
Yes, I once was a foolish biped mortal MBer like you; now I have moved on. Spelling- hah! That will be the first thing to go in my New Regime of terror. :Arrow: :Arrow: :Arrow:
You were once a foolish mortal? Maybe you don’t consider yourself foolish now, but there is such a thing as too much seriousness.
Now I am one of the mighty pink army!
Yeah, if you’re too serious, you’ll suck all the fun out.
Taste MB’s wrath!!!!!!!!!!
PIETITION SO FAR:
-ibcf
-peary moppins
-Enceladus
-Rosebud2
-LittleBasementKitten
I will reward any future signers with 5 Smileypoints.
I’ll join! Although I’m not really involved in Pie Wars, anyway… *shrug*
So what is going on?!
A treaty?!
If it’s a war , why is there a treaty?
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SIGN THE TREATY. SIGN THE TREATY