Grant O.’s How-Tos (Nos. 53 and 56)
Grant wants to publish these in a book. He'd like your reaction. More to come!
How-to #56:
How to improve morale at your business
1. Put espresso in the cappuccino machine. People are happier when they’re buzzed.
2. Every month, have a party for no reason.
3. Give people the assignment at least 2 weeks before the deadline, so they have more time to finish it.
4. Give random and silly awards to people for no reason. Or better yet, reasons they don’t want displayed. “Most Inconspicuous Nose-Picker for 2009!”
5. Skip around the office rather than walk.
6. Provide your staff with water pistols or Nerf guns.
7. If all of the above methods fail, try the direct solution. Fire all of the unhappy people.
How-to #53:
How to lose ten pounds of ugly fat
1.Cut off your head.
Date: September 17, 2005
Categories: Random craziness
