Life on the Search for Pieceful Pie Planet, Part 4
MuseBloggers’ adventures in extraterrestrial colonization. Continued from Part Three.
Date: December 30, 2006
Categories: Nonrandom Craziness
Friday, 26 April 2024
Life, the universe, pies, hot-pink bunnies, world domination, and everything
MuseBloggers’ adventures in extraterrestrial colonization. Continued from Part Three.
Date: December 30, 2006
Categories: Nonrandom Craziness
You guys should consider getting nationstates for all these. Land of the muse could certainly use more members. The pass is [snipped. –Admin.]
Still searching? I haven’t been on one of these threads in ages…
What generally goes on in such threads?
wo0T! wo0T! second post!
PREVIOUS BLOGTHREAD-
307-I would enjoy some kittens. And two shipfuls are coming your way. Thank you.
THIS THREAD-
1- You’re supposed to read a couple previous posts before you come and make a pointless one if you wanna know what’s going on.
Okay, so I have an invite list of those coming to the party and what they are bringing (For details, see previous post 279 ).
1. Emmatheduck-Warm Duckweed Soup
2.Oob/Ooc/Ood/Umberwig-Peach Cobbler
3. Isabella- Cheese and Flour Pies
4.SupremeMuser2000-?
5.Trukai- marsmellow/fudge pies
It’s a pretty small list, and al pwners are invited to attend. Please come! It will not be much fun without a crowd(Thank you to those who have RSVP’ed. If I missed you on the list, do not hesitate to say so.
1- Well, we’re not really searching anymore. We’ve found it and we’re THRIVING!!!
yipeee! thank you whichever wonderful GAPA did this!
1-no actually, I’m not sure why it’s called search for, it really should be just “pieceful pie planet’ but whatever. if you want to find out what we do, either go back and read previous threads or stick around and find out.
2-If you really want a crowd i can bring along some of my duck citizens, even though they aren’t pwners. I’m not sure how much they would add to the party, though, since very few ofthem speak english.
3-huh?
2- So. Hyperallergenic kittens coming… but first you have to choose what breed. Choices below. This also goes for anyone else wanting kittens from Cat Land.
Tabby- comes in purple, red, orange, brown, black, tan, white, electric blue
Abyssinian- brown, ginger, black striped with any color, tie dye, purple, black, shocking pink
Siamese- Tan with black, white with black, brown with black, black, chartreuse, vermillion, purple, polka dot (any color)
Those are all we have at the moment, but you have to admit they’re some pretty strange colors!
yay! new thread!!!
Do you mean hypoallergenic kittens? Hyperallergenic ones would be super-allergenic.
6- any and/or all of those!
Nyllix would very much like some hypoallergenic kittens, as I am allergic to cats and therefore areall of my citizens. 200 ginger Abyssinians and 150 orange tabbies, please. In exchange I shall give you 16 tons of Swedish Fish and 3 shipments of smartpaper.
8- I know that it’s hyper… but we’ve been studying hyperness in Greek!
9- But how many? Do you want a pet, or two, or 500??? For now I’m supposing 350, the standard order. So send back any ones you don’t want.
10- Your kittens are on their way. BTW, congrats on your letter in this month’s mag! (I just finished reading it. The bunny origami was awesome!!!)
OMG I am soooo dumb… I did it AGAIN!!! In post 11. I said I know it’s hyper am I ever going to BE RIGHT?!?!?!?
In case you are wondering what Umberwing is, he is a scripsquirr. These creatures look like flying squirrels, but their gliding flaps resemble pieces of parchment with miniscule, illegible writing on them. They frequent the library caves of the Lore Mountains, feeding only on words. Occasionally they speak, but they can only repeat what they have read, and it’s involuntary. The closest human equivalent is burping, and just as fizzy drinks make us more liable to burp, wise sayings make scripsquirrs more liable to speak.
13-sounds interesting. How do they get along with ducks?
14- I don’t know. In their natural habitat, scripsquirrs don’t meet ducks.
I’m Baaaaack! I ‘ave been gone for a while, because Ysallia has been beneath a gigantic block of ice. Someone left their Duo-Multiple-Powered Freezer open…….
ACK! Parental alert, and late at night.
G’night!
5-Okay. All ducks are invited
6-I’ll take some of every breed please.
7,9,10,16-Are you all coming to my party? See prev. post 279 on part 3.
13-Cool. He and the ducks can meet at my party.
13 + 15- How do they like cats and chickens?
As you probably already know, I have been appointed Pwner of Cat Land, but am already Pwner of Gloastaia.
Cat Land is now officially a colony of Gloastaia! This does not mean Gloastaia is overruling it or invading it (they are at peace and friends). They have set up a permanent trade route and share their resources.
Cat Land is going to change its name. It has discovered that there is a cloud that always hovers above it, and on that cloud is Chicken Land. (Which will also change its name). This land produces chickens. It should not be considered another land in Museicalifornia. Cat Land is now not Cat Land. It is CatChicken Land. The two species live in absolute peace.
CatChicken Land will change its name.
17-can I come? I’ll bring donuts.
I’m at the the olive grove and am talking to the other pwner who are there.the meeting needs to finsh up before the seveith.
17-um…guess so!
307 on ppp3-okay!!!
post2-great news! i’ll be able to come to the new years party!!!!
6-is it ok if bubble gum plains breeds hypalergy cats?we wont sell them, but remember The BGP has a population of cars also.id like:(30 of each) Tabby- brown black white and electric blue abbysinians-brown, 50 gingers(i love the look of those beatiful, fuzzy, adorable,and generally so… so…um…buetifulcoolfriendly cats)black mixed withwhite, black mix orange, and black
Siamese-tan and brown with black tips. lemme see thats…330 cats tell me what kind of payment you would like I have
Bubble Gum
Scented(and flavored)bub gum comics
Hotfudge
Brownies
delish marshmellow and fudge pies!
chocolate
and I think thats all remind me if i forgot anything.
P.S.those fluffy kittens will all be hypoalergenic pls.
INTERNATIONAL NEWS!!!
another geyser has erupted next to our fudge one our scientist are testing thisthick, golden substance, and it seems to dry quikly into a hard form.
post#11 i went on critsmas vacation from colorado to texasa and loisiana now were stuck in wichita, kansas because almost all the highways are closed cus of big blizzard so i havent gotten my muse but ill look out for (um who is he/she)BTW’s article.
sorry we dont have a poulation of cars i mean cats
17-I don’t think ALL ducks woud be a good idea, there are about a thousand of them in Canardquisouritistan. I’ll bring along a few though, and since I’m bringing more people i guess i shoud also have more food……..
I shall bring:
5 gallons of warm duckweed soup
10 duckweed pies
3 large duckweed pizzas
1 humongous duckweed-leaf salad
1 gargantuan duckweed-fruit (and other fruits) fruit salad
I’m sure i’s far too much but it’s a good wa to try out new recipes and anyone who wants can take home leftovers.
17- They should be there by tonight.
22- Your order should also be there by tonight. I didn’t know the Bubble Gum Plains produced cats. But they’re different, aren’t they? I thought they were the glow-in-the-dark kind. Would you like to go into the Cat Business together? I mean, breed together and split the profits? Maybe we should set up a portal between the Gloastaia and BGP. (CatChicken Land is a colony of Gloastaia in case you didn’t read the post). That way we could communicate better. What do you say? Maybe if you could spare some Bubble Gum. Us Gloastaiites haven’t had Bubble Gum in 34 Gloyears. Oh, and the person I was talking about in post 11 was Kiki the Great, who had a letter in the Muse Mail section.
23- Wait, you do or you don’t have a population of cats??? …confused…
We now have chickens for sale. Below are the breeds for sale at the moment, some information about them (this is all true) and the colors we have them in. Keep in mind that we have frizzles of each breed. A frizzle is not a breed. It is a chicken with curly feathers. They are very chic.
Silkies – Look like fluff-balls, have poofy heads. Make good pets. Marco Polo probably wrote about them when he said he saw woolly chickens instead of feathery ones.
White, Blue, Gray, Black, Polka dot (any color), One wing Orange body and other wing blue
Araucana – Lays eggs with faint green or blue tint. Feather tufts on either side of neck.
White, Black, Gray, Blue, Green, Mottled
Appenzeller Spitzhauben – Has an Elvis Presley hair style with impressive coxcombs.
Pink, White, Ginger, Gray, Black, Red, Orange, Light Yellow spotted with violet
Dutch Bantam – A bantam is a small chicken. These are the oldest bantams.
White, Cream, Brown, Black, Orange and Tan, Mottled Greens, Striped (any color)
Cochin – Chinese. Weigh 10-12 lbs but look heavier because of their soft, plentiful feathers.
White, Yellow, Light Yellow, Light Grays, Pale Green, Baby Blue, Fuscia
Polish – Believed to be Italian. Have incredible ‘hats.’ More neat and round hats on females, like head-sized balls of feather. On males very messy; goes everywhere. Very funny.
Any color or pattern. Some favorites: Spiraled Red and Blue, Black dotted with Yellow and Orange
Campine – Very beautiful, pretty much the classic hens/roosters. Average size.
Brown, Gold, Black, Ginger, or Orange zig-zagged with any color
Welsummer – Lays dark brown sometimes specked or spotted eggs.
Any brown, green, yellow, or blue.
There may be more breeds coming. Enjoy!
25-i got population of cats but they are equal.To humans that is, and the hypoalergenic and fluffy kittens will be treated as equals also.(When they grow up, that is.)alright, I’ll send you 660 barrels full of bubble gum.(2 barrels per kitten)Thatwill be 7 rockets landing on Gloastia,(hope I spelled that right.) and I’m not sure about the zoning ordinances, so tell me about those please but, I’ll send them over right now.By the way, (Oh, thats what you meant by btw.)each rocket hold a maximum of one-hundred(100)barrels of any product, in this case bubble gum, but getting to the point, each barrel can hold fourhundred-fifty(450) pieces of standard size 2″ by 1/2″ inch pieces of bubble gum.(Our humans check to make sure that is the exact number in each barrel.)That means I will be sending you ten(10)rockets full of barrels, the first six(6)rockets holding one-hundred(100)barrels of bubble gum each, and the last rocket holding sixty(60),and every barrel will hold fourhundred-fifty pieces of standard 2″ by 1/2″ pieces of regualar bubble blowing gum, and the herefore mentioned, if accapted by the true owner of Gloastia not under any deception, false name, untrue identification, or any kind of slieghtly trick which wherefore to attempt to decieve either party of this above transaction.In return the party which hereto is typing this document on “muse” “blog” will receive 330 fluffy and fully hypoallergenic kittens.*of the type, color, and breed of:(thirty(30) of each) the breed of the alleged tabby-the colors and types of: brown, black, white, and electric blue.Of the breed of the alleged abyssinian-the colors and types of: brown, and being the one and only exeption to the therefore mentioned pact of thirty(30) kittens of all alleged colors and types fifty (50)
ginger, black with stripes of white, black with stripes of orange, and black.Of the breed of the alleged siamese-the colors and types of:tan with black tips and brown with black tips.This being fully established we move onto the order of things, which happens to lead to the manner of shipping.The there and herefore mentioned entity of the transaction typing this document on the there and herefore mentioned supposed “muse” “blog”, should, if all means proceed as acording to plan as possible, send the there and herefore mentioned rockets full of barrels full of in turn, wrapped pieces of bubble blowing gum.The other entity of the transaction, should recieve the there and herefore mentioned rockets this currenly recieving entity shall, at the time of twelve of the clock(12:00 or twelve o’ clock)shall feed the there and herefore mentioned 330 kittens and load them into the first(1st)class compartments of all 7 rockets and then send them on their way, but only with the permission of the feline pilots of all there and herefore mentioned rockets.
WAIVER:
If the entity of the opposite party fails by any means intentional or unintentional then they will be taken to the international pieceful pie planet supreme court for a fair trial.If this scenario should have the misfortune to befall the there and herefore mentioned “ppp” entits mentioned and unmentioned in the above contract and the there and herefore mentioned opposite entity then this entity shall be sentenced to any punishment that the “ppp”supreme court jury decides, and also, if not overruled, they be obligated to pay a fine of 3000 snoolbuds.
that wa snot what i pllaned to do on my new years eve even though its only 5:47:(. and think, all that over some fluffy kittens lolz
22-Is it caramel?
26- I have received the rockets and the kittens should have arrived by now. My co-leaders took the initiative to throw the bubble gum out the windows into the night, where eager mouths await. We now have the gum in abundance: in stores and distributed as a special holiday treat. I hear the musical sounds of chewing all over the moon. We have also sent it to CatChicken Land, where the cats especially are taking to it. Some children have developed an interesting game: chew it, get it all over their teeth, then try to whistle to see if they can blow a bubble that way. So far it has never worked.
CatChicken Land has discovered a new phenomenon: grown gravel!! Chickens need to consume small amounts of gravel to help them digest, and this gravel can be grown in almost any clime. If you are considering trading for chickens (post 25), the gravel will definetely be a blessing!
Gloastaia’s Lake Sistersluth is flooding. We need all engineers, water scientists, plumbers, anyone, to come to our aid. We understand it is a holiday, but this is a natural disaster. Please send over volunteers.
I call a meeting of the Council of Pwners to session! (I don’t think I said that right…) We will now begin taking ideas for activities to make the PPP less boring! Any ideas?
Un-boring Ideas
Shadowkat-Attempt to piecefulize the HT thread, or the planet recently found by (I believe it was) Isabella.
19-OF COURSE! All are welcome!
24-Thank you.That is very generous!
25-May I have two of every kind of chicken, one male and one female per breed? I want to experiment with egg types!
ALL PPP’ERS
PLEASE come to my party on Blister Mooon on the 5th of January. All are welcome. Her are all the responders and what they bringing:
1. Emmatheduck-5 gallons of warm duckweed soup
10 duckweed pies
3 large duckweed pizzas
1 humongous duckweed-leaf salad
1 gargantuan duckweed-fruit (and other fruits) fruit salad
2.Oob/Ooc/Ood/Umberwig-Peach Cobbler
3. Isabella- Cheese and Flour Pies
4.SupremeMuser2000-?
5.Trukai- marsmellow/fudge pies
31- The chickens have been sent. They were very enthusiastic. Advice: open the box slowly and in an enclosed space. I sent some gravel along.
Un-Boring Ideas
– Have a problem to solve that we all have to unite for and that cannot be solved in one fell swoop (like the flooding of Lake Sistersluth happening on our South Pole right now see post 29 please but something even bigger, too).
– What Shadowkat said (but what’s the HT thread? Oh, Hot Topics!! Right? But inter-threadactic missions could be dynamite… we could start Blog War I!)
– I’m thinking…
32-Thanx much.
33-Of course, that would be pretty interesting, for everyone on the blog, not just Piites.
Lake 1-
Lake 2-
Dog Land- My mom
Orange Land- Prilarius Canix (Changed name, can’t spell)
Strawberryville-
Land O Snow-
Banannaland-agrrrfishi
Pink Land-agrrrfishi
Lump Island-
Schnitzel Land-
Da Grapes- nerdz_r00l
Cheese Land-
JNFL Land- Me. I will sell.
Outer Rim of Booger Land-
The thing that looks like a shoe-
Spinach- The man for aeiou
Land of boots-
Tird Island (named by my brother)-
Kiwi Land-
The place of no return-
Mimi Worshippers-
The mittens-
Bird land- Me. NOT WILLING TO SELL
CatChicken land-Isabella
Peach land-
K- Shadowkat
The Bigger Grapes-
Sock Island-
The Great Sea- Shared by ALL Musers.
My offer still stands on the tofu, friuts, and veggies. My Kittens are good quality and low cost. I will trade with some one for cheese. They are invading Bird land. I would like some chickens, prefferably strong guard chickens to protect my birds. I shall bring Museicalifornian Casarole to agrrrfishi’s party. Isabella, are the kittens you’re selling the ones you got from me? If so, you’re very business minded.
A CRISIS THAT WE MUST WORK TOGETHER TO SOLVE
Beneath the polar frozendessert cap, two massive continental plates are grinding against each other, creating a line of volcanoes that are melting the cap from the inside out and causing massive earthquakes throughout the northern hemisphere. An enormous pool of melted ice cream, popsicle slush, and other liquid is building up inside the polar cap. If it bursts through, there will be flooding on an unimaginable scale, and some island nations may be completely submerged. Ideas?
31-I’m coming and am bringing doughnuts.
ideas to stop the bordom pandemac
start a sport.if we do this we will foucus on that .
grr only the frist line was to look like that.
37: lets go on an expedition into space to find a creature that can help us repair the frozendessert caps. please? on board ship is my true home! i need exploration!
Uh oh, Shadowkat has a mischevious glint in her eye… (see post 35)
36- No, the kittens are raised in CatChicken Land. I let your kittens run free because they seemed to want to, and to add a little exotic flavor to the streets. There is no danger because everyone in CatChicken Land is a cat and chicken-lover, and they give the kittens places to sleep and things to eat. In fact, every three spirals (our blocks) we have a shady green with trees and flowers and scratching posts and gravel just for cats and chickens, so they’re very safe.
For the frozen ice caps: lets split up, some PPPers on a spaceship to find a special kind of liquid from Venus (a planet in the Milky Way) that is like freezing jelly, others to the ice caps to help there, still others to Gloastaia to help with the flooding of Lake Sistersluth. About the Venus liquid: it is a vain hope. It might not even exist. So you might have to search other galaxies and discover new planets and scour them for something. I need to stay in Gloastaia, but when that’s solved I’ll go to the Ice Caps. I’ll also start a list of who’s going where.
Ice Caps Space Ship Gloastaia
Violetfire* Isabella (see below)
The flooding of Lake Sistersluth is still horrible. We dug deep channels that the lake went up, and then we looped them around so the lake flowed back into itself. We built dams and did lots of other things, too. We were going to dig on the bottom of the lake so it could hold more water (a desperate attempt) when we discovered the cause: an underwater volcano. It is heating up the water, making it rise, because before it was dormant, but something has awakened it!! I don’t think it has anything to do with Oob’s problem, though.
*Violetfire, because of post 40 I thought you wanted to go on the space ship. Tell me if I’m wrong.
Whoa! the list got really messed up. Here’s what it’s supposed to look like:
Ice Caps . . . . . . . . Space Ship . . . . . . . . Gloastaia
. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .Violetfire . . . . . . . . . . Isabella
31-I’m bringing inside-out pies-creamy on the outside, solid on the inside!!!
(p.s.-there is a special way I do it so the creamy stuff doesn’t get all over someone’s hands.)
41- I must sell my home-grown kittens too so let’s not compete.
41,42-I’ll be at the ice caps.feathers hot this time of year.
Violetfire was originally on my ship, but we’d be glad to help with the problems.
43- Sounds good! I must have some. May I trade you a load of 1000 assorted kittens (hypoallergenic and normal, all breeds and colors) for about 100 pies? I need them for a celebration on the island known as Mimi Worshippers. It’s obviously a celebration of Mimi, and I, the queen, must attend.
47-queen? does that mean you’re a girl?
everyone’s ideas for unboredomization sound good. I don’t know if anyone saw this but some time near the end of the last PPP thread i suggested peacefulizing Earth.
(48),
See SM2K’s profile on the Muser Profiles thread.
Robert, I think you provided the editing link.
Oops. It’s been a long day here, too. Fixed it.
Well, we need to come to some sort of agreement as to what we’re going to do…my vote is for piecefulizing the HT thread…I really like that idea, because it would take forever!!! Also (I forget who suggested this), I think we should come up with a sport. The rules for that, though, would have to be that each person could only post one action that they did in that game at a time. No one could have two consecutive action-posts. The only problem with that, though, would be that everyone would try to make their team win, so it would almost be like a race to post before someone on the other team did. Hm….
49-thanks. i haven’t read any of that thread but i probably should. i was sure SM2K was a boy for some reason.
52-i doubt the HTers would be very happy about peacfulizig their thread, but we could try
i came up with a sport back on Museica. it’s like a competitive team pie-war.
originally it was for our schools, which i was in charge of, but we can adapt it. like, each team can have a certain # of people. each team also gets a certain amount of ovens. then they bring their own ingredients, and have to assemble and bake the pies on site. then then have to assault the enemy until they either have clearly “won” or until the other team surrenders. it usually starts out slow, because everyone has to make pies, but if you have a good stragety, then you can win. you can have one group of people who make pies, and one who throw them. it might be hard to play on a blog though.
47-okay!!!
*takes kittens*
woah, I haven’t been on for a while… lots has happened while I was gone.. oh well.
We should make a plan to peacefulize earth
lets make our goal… ummm.. March 1st, Earth will be peacefulized by then, ok?
so, does anyone have any ideas?
48- You honestly couldn’t figure out that I’m a girl? I thought I talked (typed) like a girl.
55- yummmm…. the pies are great. I ate one already. *oops*
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! PARTY PANIC! IT IS ONE DAY AWAY!ALL ON PPP, PLEEEEEEEEEEEEEASE COME!You know, the drills, and seeprevious post 279 for details! remember to bring a dish of food! I am DESPERATE! Heeeeeeeeeeeeelp!
isabelle tyvm 4 kittens ill take another order please since these are great (I sooooo *heart heart heart* the ginger abysins)we will have same kitten = 2 barrels of something or u can raise the price ya i think ill give u 1 to 3 ratio since were prospering and you might still be coming out of your great depression so ya ill order 4,770 more to = 5,000 once i have a population of 8,000 hypoand fuzzy cats they will have the opurtunity to work as a “Friendly Companion”. These cats are like helper dogs on earth: they help peopole with disabilities safe, happy, and not lonely.The FC’s learn a semi amount of human, so they can comunicate with thier Companions.BTW there are aprox 21,000 humans and we have a counter for the cats 20,160 cats. I finally got my Mse yesterday!!!!! day b4 yesterday post O. was closed in remember of gerald ford but i got it and it was awesome!!Kiki nice article I like the use of flamablamblous.Ok im coming to the party now agrrrfishi ill be there in about 40 minutes
NATIONAL NEWS:
The strange liquid flowing from the second geyser seems to be:… Butterscotch!!!!(sorry shadowkat your guess was close but i said golden(see post 22)this candy will be available immeaditly but right now since its new and we have limited supply but if you wait alittle while it will go down to normal.sorry on 22 i said internatioanal kk cya at party some of you!!!
53-But that would be half the fun of it!
59-I was close….
59- I like butterscotch! I shall trade 2000 assorted fluffy kittens for 10 barrels of your finest buterscotch.
My event on Mimi Worshippers was wonderful. Mimi and Koko were there and Koko ttried to steal one of the inside out pies. We stopped him from hitting Mimi.
THE BUTTERSCOTCH GEYSER! That’s it! We can use butterscotch to seal up the tectonic rift beneath the polar cap!
56-great idea, but i doubt we could do it that quickly. first step would be to get rid of bush.
63- yeah, probably, well, we should be well on our way with a plan by march 1st, then we can make a final date
wow that was a great party agrrrhfishi!*sigh*I love new year.
62-just in case ill start packing literally tons of the stuff still in its hot form so then it can cool and seal it up.
Soooo sorry SM2K, but the butterscosthctho (AAARRRGGH CANT SPELL IT!!!!!!!)will be all used up for the ice cap crisis but im doing really good in economy so ill give you 30 barrels later for your trouble
I don’t want to peaceafy the ht threrd
64-that sounds good. Does anyone else want to peacefulize Earth or is it just Vashkeree and Canardquisouritistan?
We seem to have formed an alliance… I knew it was the right thing to bring roast duck to your party *is pied*
68-It was not a good idea, whatver the indirect results may have been, and if you continue to say such things I will end the alliance.
Well, alright, look…one of the reasons I’m so reluctant to piecefulize Earth is that it’s not real. Whatever we “do” there will not really happen. I guess nearly this whole thead is about using your imagination, and “not real”, but we can actually (sort of) do something on the HT thread. I don’t know, I just think it might be kind of discouraging to pretend to be living out dreams when we’re looking at the computer screen, and then, as soon as we turn away, realize that we’re not. And, also, if we were to try to piecefulize the HT thread, more MuseBloggers would get an idea of what the PPP is all about. But that’s just my opinion. Frankly, I’m neutral, and I’ll have fun with whatever you guys decide to do. This thread was created for the purpose of liberating the oppressed on corrupt planets, and, really, Earth is one of them that we know of that needs the most help. So, as it appears that we have general agreement on piecefulizing Earth….
Board the space ships! Load the holds with pies of as many different kinds as you can find! Make ready the reactors and the creamers! Take a look at the Pieceful Pie Planet one last time before departure, and think about what it means to you! Think about how your life is, and how many Earthlings would like to have that kind of living! Onward now we go, to fight for life, the universe, and pie throwing!!!
70-What do you mean, this isn’t real? of course it’s real! it just happens to be in a parallel universe. I do see what you mean about us piites not being able to do anything real on Earth, but remember we all have alter-egos who live on Earth and CAN do something. Maybe it is a good idea to try and peacefulize Earth for real. How ever we do it, though, i think this requires a little more planning befor we get in the spaceships.
Of course, peacefulizing HT is a good idea, though I doubt the HTers will be happy about it. But maybe we should do something smaller like HT before we start on a big mission like peacefulizing a whole planet. I don’t know.
Hi, people! I’m kinda sorry about not being here for a while. And I’m very sorry about missing the party. And I extreamly sorry about losing my notes on my country so I have no idea what sort of country I rule or who lives in it.
Peacfulizing the HT thread might be a bad idea. Wasn’t that what the ‘January 2007 DiscussionIncredible Morphing Chameleon Thread Less random than the random thread. More continuity, focus, and attention to spelling, punctuation, and other niceties.’ was for?
If we are going to peacfulize the world, we need to unite outside to blog, in schools and such. Maybe we could put up posters? in our schools saying the locker#? name? of someone who is willing to be a communications cheif? in the school. Other musers could drop off slips of paper in the locker mentioned on the poster with their locker# and luncher period and name? on it. That way we can 1) find other musers in schools and 2) make some forward progress on the plan.
That also lets us form useful networks.
I belive I export various types of fudge and choklit chips. And grapes (for no apparent reason). Please ask for varieties.
Could I get a hypoallergenic cat in exchange for some fudge?
65- Okay. Whenever you want to send it. I’m already sending the kittens.
72-I think the discussion thread is supposed to be a calmer alternative to the random thread but not at all related to HT as far as i know. i could be wrong though. As far as your plans for Earth, they sound good except that I’m homeschooled so i don’t reall go to school, but I think what you have could be the right idea.
i go 4 peaceind the HT thread just gimme the code umber for example this is(i have it memorized )?p=630 so whats is it instead of 630?and yes i no ive been posting way to much and talking way to much lateley and, even though im totally soothed right now i guess im like sososso hypehype hyper on the comp right now so ill go and try to find the HT myself and begin and endless stream of chatter saying how were gunna peacefulize your world by throwing pies at you so then it will have peace and we can*gets shipped out in rocketby other musers*
The GAPA feels compelled to note that the real English word for “peacefulize” is “pacify.”
Have you just been writhing in pain this whole time over there? Couldn’t stop yourself. Peacefulize is a froody word though. Mostly because it has a z. Z’s make everything froody.
“Pacifize”?
*exits in haste*
77- Yes they do.
How in the world are we going to peacefulize the HT thread? It’s like impossible.
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kk bye yeah z is froody and yeah i totally got sidetracked and never found HT cya ya later!!
Trukai- Those were severly pointless posts. I warn you to stop or else. There is a triangle sentences thread for that.
Hello. I am Shadowkat’s little brother, as you may have seen on the Welcome Newcomers Thread. I am here to inform you that I hereby claim the Cream Puff Clouds, and, as a pierate, will sail the Sugary Skies and the Salty Seas, plundering and pilfering my way to sweet glory! Beg for mercy, foolish peacefulizers! There will be NO PEACE as long as The Tominator reigns!!!
*drops exploding cream puffs on nearby towns in Stalkland*
Oh, dear. Ideas for stopping The Tominator, anyone?
The Tominator is know renaming the cream puff clouds to “Destination inillation”. And if any of you teens rebel against
my reghn I will either drop or shoot cream puff bombs atyou and your country!
Maybe I shalt rebel just to get creampuff bombed ;]
My country is not a country so much as a little tract of land, and I kind of like the name of The Northwestern crust, so I shall keep it. I have a very nice little treehouse (Think Massachusetts type colonial house, just stuck in a gigantic tree and ALOT smaller) where I live with Avenger Toad (who’s gone into torpor because of the snow), and some donut plants, a granola mine, and a Yogurt Spring next to the Chocolate Swamp and a strawberry field. I have begun a small vegetable patch- Hello, who doesn’t miss asparagus SOMETIMES?- and I live quite happily here. I’m willing to trade almost any food I have in a fair system.
Um, Tominator? the planet is called the PIECEFUL PIE PLANET! We’re a bunch of peaceniks! Dropping cream puffs isn’t too pieceful! neither is threatening people!!!!
Plus you’ll also get reeaaallly hungry if you aren’t peaceful. The nearest food stop is 19,000 light years away. And cream puffs aren’t very nourishing.
86-I dont care if you dont have a country I’ll bomb you any way.
I’m Queen and I say STOP. I really don’t think you want the Museicalifornian Army on you. 6 Million strong! You should be scared, as I know declare war on you. You have made a big mistake. Museicalifornia shall fight you to the death. *Rockets ready? Airships? Guns? Ready….. aim… PIE!!!!!*
And so begins the great pie war.
Hold your horses! Do you really mean to wreck a perfectly good peaceful (and pieceful) planet, just because someone new comes along claiming to have a bomb? If someone on the blog were equipped with weapons of mass disruption, I’m sure the veteran MBers would know about. I think it’s a bluff.
I’ll start a Pie War thread if there’s a demand for it (but believe me, pie wars aren’t pretty; memories of the last one still reverberate on the blog). Meanwhile, though, leave the PPPers in peace, please. If they want violence, they can always watch the news.
I have a startling theory:now, I am not accusing yet, but, I think the tominator could be shadowkat bringing out her warlike nature as before.(see post 3hundred past 50 something, thread three when she declares war on oob.)
87-I’m studyng for my spelling bee and I was studying duch and I learned that a lot of words besides sputnik end in nik!And that was only yesterday!And peace(nik)is one of them!!!
more proof for my theory!!!!!at 9:09 tominator posted and 9:10 shadowkat!!!!I have none but usually siblings dont use computer at same time right after eachother and it probably would take about 1 minute to make name and post!!!AND, shadowkat had an almost sarcastic nature about his threat!!!!!!!!!(sorry for double post)and ya supreme muser i guess your right on the triangle thing ill just spread what i want to say out over the days!!!!!
NO!!!! NO!!!! NO WAR!!!!! NOOOOO!!!!!!!
*puts flowers in all the guns*
Tom, if you want war, go back to Earth and leave us in peace.
What fun is it to destroy the unarmed? We will not fight you. The PPP will stand united in peaceful protest.
Well, to peacefullze Earth, we could just make up ideas of things we can do for real… but I thought we were just going to imagine this and make up the story of how Earth was peacefulized
or maybe I can invent a time machine, and we go foreward in time, then plan out how earth is peacefulized, then we can be ready for it in real life
76-That had occurred to me, but, of course, we are on a different planet and therefre not actually speaking English. We are speaking our own language which seems quite similar to English but is different in a few words. So we say “peacefulize”.
83-This is a peaceful planet. If you dont like it leave. was “pierate” an intentional pun or just a misspelling? I like it.
84-I would think that if you’re his older sister you should be able to stop him mor easily than the rest of us. You could just keep him away from the computer for one thing.
85-anihilation. reign.
91-Exactly. thank you. Since you’re GAPA, can’t you just trash any violent posts people try to put here?
92-Another speller? YIPEE! i LOVE spelling
Beerider Defense, flush out this pierate, and don’t stop until he is completely bamboozled and in a happy, passive pie-induced stupor.
runs to the carrot and presses button *carrot grows and turn to glass. it spreads over all of feather and stops cream puffs from atacking* ha! please stop or museica will be called.
No, it wasn’t me, but I saw him posting and posted right afterwards! Really, please believe me…I never actually wanted a war, I just got bored, and wanted something to do. And I’m not going to discourage my brother from going on the MuseBlog…I want him to like it, especially since he’s taking to kicking me off to play Star Wars Battlefront, lately. Also, *hem* this would give us something to do….
Err, right.
Confectioners suger and chocodot punkin cupcakes anyone?
They are really good and if anyone has some fudge I would like to arrange a trade?
100-I have plenty of fudge. Where do you live?
I don’t care.. He is a threat to the security of every planet. He must be stopped before he destroys us all.
102-Well, then, we should vanquish him…as I said, it would give us something to do. Please, for the sake of solving my boredom, I get on my knees *kneels* and plead for a Pie War thread!!!
Oh great, kill someone out of boredom…… WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO????? *sob*
Join me?
KILLLLL OOUUUTTTTSSSSS OF BOREDOMMMMM?????YYYYEEEESSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
104-I agree. It’s awful. Many of us seem to have lost the original idea of PPP
105- NEVER!
107- Tis very awful.
107- How about having an International PPP Unity Day Celebration! And to make it fun, lets have everybody bring an object that reminds them of our peaceful universe! I myself will bring the first crop that I ever grew in my loved garden on blister Moon, because it reminds me of the first time I stepped on the molten soil. Any takers? We could make it a national holiday!
107- i know, but it’s because we kind of ran out of ideas. ruling a completely peaceful country (and world) gets boring after a while, maybe that’s why Earth is so intent on having wars every so often after just a few years of peace…. i don’t know, it probably has more to it than that, but it is an interesting idea
Good ideas.
I haven’t really lost it, or anything…that’s why I asked for a Pie War Thread, and look, it’s working! Hold on.
This is Shadowkat posting under this name…no, really. And, I didn’t even notice this until I read his post, I would NOT spell my own name wrong!!!!!! I just wouldn’t! It would be just plain bad!!! It’s my MuseBlog name, officially! And I wouldn’t spell all that stuff wrong.
110-You think Bush decided to invade Iraq just because he was bored? now there’s an interesting idea……
114- Probabaly NOT!
feather is glad for paece!it’s paece day!
114-An interesting idea, to be sure…haha! Who wants to send him a letter and ask him? Lol…I will, and if I get a response, I’ll post it…that is, if ya’ll want me to….
117-YES! I think we should all write to him. If he just gets one letter he’ll probably ignore it, but if he gets them from all over the place all asking him the same thing, it might be a little more interesting. I sstill doubt we’ll get responses, but it’s worth a try.
Of course, this is all assuming that he actually knows how to read.
118- I was going to say that, exactly! even (especially) the last line!!! I doubt anyone will answer. Definately not Bush, he prolly never sees his mail. But you should, Shadowkat!!! that’d be awesome! and you could post your letter.
Hey, you know what’d be really funny? to make it From the PPP!! and explain our planet and everything. whoever reads it would be sooooo confused. you probably shouldn’t, but still…
119-good idea. make it sound like we’re actual aliens trying to make contact with Earth. That could be interesting.
119- that could be HILARIOUS!!!!!!!!!!!!! but i don’t know if shadowkat wants to make herself known to the gov’t as a lunatic. oh well, it’s a good thought
Well, frankly, guys, the gov’t already thinks I’m crazy…my dad is fighting the IRS over tax stuff (he actually read the whole IRC, and knows the truth…I tried to post the link to his website, one time, but that would give too much info, so please just take my word for it…people who have read his book, and followed what he said, have gotten thousands of dollars back from the IRS), so, since I’m related to him, they’ll think I’m a lunatic (or at least brain-washed), anyway. I could, and we could (and should) all send him letters, under our MuseBlog names, with our countries as the return-address, and make them all related to the same thing, and see what happens…I’m going to post this, along with some other stuffm on the Random thread, in hopes that everyone will see it. Maybe we can get the whole Blog to do it!
who says they have to know it was shadowkat?
Dear Mr. Bush,
We are the residents of the Pieceful Pie Planet. With pies in our faces and thoughts in our heads, we ……..
that’d be pretty funny
emma-That’s true, too.
Elizabeth-Haha! I like it.:mrgreen:
But, will you guys do it, too? I know we wouldn’t be all that much, but it would just be for fun, almost.
yeah, I’d love to do it, though i’m not sure what my parents would think of it. Anyway, I think we should really make it sound lie we’re actual aliens, and not havve return adresses or anything so they can’t tell who we are.
that’d be cool- our first step towards peacefulizing earth
We’ve sunk to the second page and we don’t have nearly enough posts. Are the three of us the only ones that even come on here anymore? this thread is definitely dying.
126-that would be really cool but i dont think the post office would send it without return adress.I’m gunna send a letter though saying like
Dear Mr. Bush,
I’m from the PPP and we all want to ask if you made war in Iraq just because you were bored in our orginaztion, we have no need for violence. then a list of all countrys and act like we are an assotiation all over the country working to… do… something…um……to do with peace?…
then like… Trukai signing out from the PPP not saying what pppmeans
lol this will be fun
129-I’m pretty sure they send normal letters at least without a return address, though they might be a little more careful with letters to the president. I don’t know.
Anyway, it occurred to me that presidents probably don’t actually read their own mail. I think someone else reads it for him, then probably just like gives him a summary of anything important. So Bush would probably never even get our lettr.
130-Well, that’s ok…it would certainly give his letter-readers something interesting to report…lol.
So, as I said earlier, this thread appears to be dying. There are only three or four of us who come hear anymore, and even then we talk about things that have more to do with the ‘real’ world than with PPP. I think we need to make a decision. Should we attempt to revive PPP by doing one or more of the many things suggested before to make this thread more interesting and try to lure people back and go on with our lives here on PPP, or should we just let it die and forget about it? I’m not really sure which option I prefer, but I think we need to decide.
anyone?
finally! I get back on this thread!!!
133- i don’t know, if we want it to die it will on it’s own but it’s got a lot of potential to still be fun.
Random: I got some beef jerky stuff for x mas and I didn’t quite finish it and i just found it and it’s 3/4 moldy and all really hard. It’s really gross. I didn’t know something that is that processed could spoil like that, I thought it was pumped full of preservatives so it never went bad.
Random#2: If you take a McDonalds strawberry milk shake and pour it out on a plate and let it dry, it becomes a hard disk. It still smells like strawberries. Why? Because there are absolutely no strawberries in a strawberry milkshake from McDonalds. They are made from over 350 ingredients that come together to smell like strawberries.
Now I’m sure everyone wanted to know that so I’ll have more later.
132-I’d cry. We revive. And look, there are 5 of us.
135-yuch
and if you do mail the pres i am mailing him some thing about it so you don’t get irested
I’m here… Sorry, I haven’t been on in a while.
Yippeee! I guess we’re still alive! we’d better hurry up and do something fun (yet peaceful and PPP related) before we lose all these people again. any ideas?
We should brainstorm an idea for an invention that could benefit us all- a cleaner source of power, for instance. But it can’t be done just by saying “I’ve found a new fuel that will take care of all the power.” Rather, you would say “I’ve found a new, clean fuel, does anyone have any suggestions for ways to utilize it?” And on that note, the fuel grade fudge of the M&M Marsh Grove is a clean source of power that is used by all the Tupisodaloric. Any suggestions to make its use more efficient/widespread/beneficial/just plain cooler/all of the above?
Well, personally, I still like the idea of a sport…but there would have to be rules, and not just for the game. Posts, too. I come up with post rules, you guys can come up with the sport…if you want to.
yay!wee not dying!!!!no ideas for sport though
Random:mc donadls patys are made from the meat of over 100 differnet cows!!!
Random#2Aprox ever i i 2000 cows has a tapeworm!!!!
Conclusion:if youve eaten more than 20 mc donalds patty, youre ikely to have swalowed bits of tapeworm!!!
these are both true facts!!!!
P.s.if you see, congrat emogrl from me on getting in Muse, the magazine, of the universe, pie throwing, and some other thing i cant remeberright now.
142- interesting facts, but nothing to do with PPP. Could you keep those to the random thread please? anyway, it’s life, the universe and pie-throwing, as any HG2G fan would know.
I don’t think a sport is a great idea. It just seems a bit too weird and complicated to do online, annd isn’t particularly PPPish anyway.
Dear President Bush,
As a member of The Piecful Pie Planet and the N.C.O. (Non-violent Chipmunks Organization), I demand that you stop the war in Iraq IMEDIATLY. P-ease? Anyways, if you do not stop, I shall report you to both of these.
Muchas Grasias,
Sarah L** (HA HA HA! You’ll never know!)
That would really change his mind wouldn’t it?
143-Hey, hey, I see where you’re coming from, but be nice about it, eh? Here, we’re not only all Musers, but we’re all Piites, as well. But a sport would provide unity…granted, there’d be some division, too, but it’d all be in good fun…I think.
144-Oh, fo shizzle…lol.
144-not bad, though you should probably fix the spelling. not that he could tell, of course. but still.
Pieceful
immediately
please
gracias
i think a sport could be cool, but it’d be difficult… we could be completely nerdy and have it be like a quiz bowl thing so it was fair who wins… i don’t know. we’d need a moderator that is very dependable to be on often and all the players would have to be on pretty often too…
or we could just make up rules to a different sport, but we’d need a way to decide who wins…
we could split up into teams and the object of the game would be to have the most posts, but points would be taken off for pointless posts and double posts… and we’d need a score keeper… wow, lots of ideas, what do you guys think?
I still think a sport is just too weird and complicated, though I guess I’ll do it if we can’t think of any better ideas.
I was thinking more along the lines of….
We pick a sport (or make one of our own), and each person can only post one move for them or their team at a time. Ex: Elizabeth posts: The Cows take a shot to the upper left corner of the goal!…emmatheduck posts: The Ducks keeper blocks the shot! And then after that, emmatheduck couldn’t post again until someone else had posted. That example, by the way, would be if we were playing soccer. But that’s how I think it would work. Also, the person who posts a shot would not be able to say that it scored. Another person on their team would have to do that before someone from the other team posted that they had missed. Ultimately, this would mean that the game involved beating members of the other team to posting, but that’s ok. Points would be detracted, though, for double posts.
Your thoughts on the matter?
149-That might work. The next question is, what sport? I am not particularly good at or familiar with any Earth sports except figure skating, which wouldn’t really work. would it?
Anyway, I’ve been brainstorming on possible alternatives to/variations on doing a sprot, and i was thinking maybe we could do contests, like maybe the kind of things in muse contests, ad we all post our entries and everyone votes on the best, but we can’t vote for ourselves of course. And whoever gets the most votes wins.
149-goood Idea.
I like 149. Only one sentence in each post, though, with a penalty for excessive “ands”. On that note, let’s make up a sport.
How about it’s like hockey, but the puck is a pie, and you must pie the goalie to get a point. And the goalie has a large shield and a net to catch the pies. One forward and one goalie on each team. I will start a team. Who will join me? We’ll make up the name afterwards.
152-no,lets have it be a baseball like sport.the preson has to pie the someone and then run before they get hit.
sorry but 149 wont work example:emmatheduck shoots Shdowkat bloks the man for aeiou gets from shadow and shoots but is blocked by SupremeMuser_2000 and wed never score. How about, like laser pie like where we, like, throw, like, laser pies at eachother so its not, like, real war, but, like, hologram, like blueberry pies.
But that’s the point…only one move per post. And you’ll have to explain why it wouldn’t work more coherently, or I won’t get it…like I don’t.
Let’s post what sports we know how to play, or at least have some general idea of how to play, and then decide on a sport.
I am familiar with: Soccer, Football, Figure Skating, and…that’s all I can think of right now.
i think maybe we should invent a new sport, since i doubt we’ll be able to agree on an existing one. for one thing, as i already said, the only sport i’m fmiliar with is figure skating and that doesn’t really work.
Ok, that’s fine. I take it we’ll have some kind of goals at each end of a field, and we’ll try to get something in them…should we use pies for something? We could try to get pies in ovens, or something.
155- just divide each move into each post and yoill get it.Anyone like my suggestion?
But that’s why it would be more like a race to have a member from your team post before someone from the other team did. If two members from the same team posted consecutively, it would be possible to score. And your idea, too, would involve almost nothing being accomplished, if we look at your way. It’s perfectly possible to block or dodge flying pies.
The \\\\Tominator\\\\\’s fleet of ten thousand flying ships launches and drops exploding ECPs on the Snowcap Islands.
*sigh* we’re near the bottom of page 2, and barely over halfway to a new thread. we really need to do something here.
I know…it’s really sad…we could start that sport, and then make an announcement about it on the random page, and recruit some people…you think?
Oh, and ignore The Tominator…he turns 11 today…not that you care…it’s just on my mind.
or we could beg the GAPAs not to make ANY more threads of any sort until we’re ready for part 5 of this one, so we wont get pushed off the page. I can’t remember if we’ve ever sunk to page 3 before…..
grr…..the GAPAs are evil….they made that stupid animals thread…i told them not to make threads…….oh well. On the bright side, we are at the top of the page now, even if it is the wrong page…
Who will join my team?
165-we need to figure out our sport first, i think it should be sorta like soccer because soccer is easy to understand. Whatever we do, it needs to be relatively simple, with room to expand and make it more complicated. and teams need to be sorta small, like 5 people each, and there can be cheerleaders, or somethingand, ummm, oh, we need to have a way to identify if we are posting as a part of the game or if we are not in the game and posting for some other reason…
unfortunately, i haven’t been on for a while and we sunk to the third page we really need to work on getting more people involved… any ideas? has anyone posted something on the newcomers thread or whatever it is where you post what you think is the best thread for the newbies to see.
Soccer is a good idea…and, yes, we’ll need teams…and cheerleading could be fun…and to indicate that we’re posting a move or action or whatever you wanna call it, we’ll put this: xxx before it, ok?
Go to the Random thread. Tehe….
Yeah. Soccer, only the goals are giant pies, and the ball has Urania’s face printed on it. Soccopelli!
168-Soccopelli, that’s a good idea. Now for teams:
Player1-goalie
Player2-defence
Player3-defence
Player4-offence
Player5-offence
Player6- Coach and captain (can play any roll in the game)
There can also be up to one substitute, but no more than one, the captain can have them fill in for someone if that person is going to be away for a while or if they stop posting for a while
Lastly, a game time should be…2 weeks? a month? depending on how many teams we have, we might want playoffs and a soccopelli PPP cup!
oh, and cheerleaders, maybe, every 3 cheers from chererleaders is one cheer point, and cheer points are different from scored points, so a cheerleading team can win every time a soccopelli team wins
168-I love the name!
169-Yes, but there needs to be a midfielder, eh? And we’ll see how many teams, but, yes, about 2 weeks ought to do it. Once we start this, things should go a lot faster. Yes, good, and if we get involved in it enough, we could have a cheerleading competition at the finals in the tournament. People who aren’t on the cheerleading teams can score the cheers on a scale of 1-10, deciding which team wins…but that, of course, is an afterthought.
Does everyone like the idea?
I think since there aren’t that many people, and for simplicity, we could probably keep to just 2 teams.
ya, so, Shadowkat- do you want to be ref or do you want to play on a team? We would need 2 captains and I don’t care if i’m one or not, I only get on when I have time, but i could make a point of getting on if i am a captain
and if i’m not a captain, i want to be on offense, i’m better at offense than defence
I’d like to be on the same team as elizabeth since we are allies. Other than that i dont really care.
173- sounds good, we need to make up a name and get some more team members
I’ll be captain
emma, which position do u want to play?
and what shoud we be called?
174-actually, they’re aren’t that many people around anymore, so maybe 2 of us is enough for one team. I don’t really care what position I play. As for a name, something that combines cows and ducks……errr…..Duckow? or Duckcow? or Ducow? or…Quacking Cow….or Mooing Duck….or….ummm…..I dunno…..
175- how about just The Wonderfully Awesome COWS!!!!? just kidding…maybe “The mooing Ducks”
2 per team seems about enough. Who will join mine?
I haven’t been on in a while. You seem to be in the middle of something, but if I can offer my services I’d love to help. (Just keep in mind I might not be on frequently).
176-okay, the Mooing Ducks it is, unless you have a better suggestion. What’s your favorite color?
179-my favorite color? I hat it when people ask that, I don’t really have one, when I was little I would just pick any color, except brown, who likes brown? And it used to be that no one liked black, now lots of people do and it’s sorta strange because black is so plain… anyway, I guess blue-green is a pretty cool color.
178- I wrote a post yesterday to answer you, but it never got posted for some reason, oh well. I said that if you want to play but you won’t be on very reliably, you could be my team’s substitute/cheerleader. we’re the mooing ducks, and you might want to read the posts starting at about 166 to find out how it’s played.
then Oob needs another player or 2. Trukai and the man for aeiou seemed interested earlier…
as soon as the 2nd team is formed, we can start!
i will join the secuond team.
TMFA and I have formed a team. Let’s call it the Chococarrots.
81- sounds good
Shadowkat, your referee?
drop the ball for the face off whenever your ready…
and, everyone, don’t forget to put xxx before and after everything you post that is about the game, for example:
xxxthe referee drops the ball for the faceoffxxx
81- sounds good
Shadowkat, your referee?
drop the ball for the face off whenever your ready…
and, everyone, don’t forget to put xxx before and after everything you post that is about the game, for example:
xxxthe referee drops the ball for the faceoffxxx
oh, I almost forgot, team 2 needs to make up a name for their team
180-sorry I asked, then, I was just thinking our favorite colors could be the Mooing Ducks’ team colors. So I guess it’s purple and blue-green?
Also, before we start, could someone please teach me to play? I know it’s suposed to be easy because it’s just like soccer, but, well, I don’t really know exactly how to play soccer. And I think omeone shoud write up an official list of rules just to make sure we’re all clear on how it works. Maybe shadowat should do that since she’s the ref?
185- it’s okay, I don’t mind about the colors, I just can never make up my mind.
Shadowkat- ya, could you write up the rules list
and a basic overview for ETD-the ref drops the ball for the faceoff, one of the two opposing players will take it and dribble it down the field toward’s the other team’s goal. The other team’s members try to post before I make it and try to shoot at the goal (maybe there should be a rule about how many posts it takes from the faceoff to the other team’s goal) If the other team intercepts it, they post saying so and explaining how they did it. Each goal is 1 (?) point, we can have fouls, everything like in soccer, and PIES are allowed on the playing field!!!!
184-cococarrots
Will Shadowkat drop the ball? The Cococarrots are ready for a showdown with the Mooing Ducks! TMFA, let’s take turns guarding the goal and going upfield. I’ll go upfield first.
shadowkat doesnt actually appear to have posted since Feb. 16. I wonder what’s happened to her…..
189- idk, I hope not… we’ll give her a few more days
I’m sure shadowkat will show up soon. Anyway, I’d like to invite everyone to a party in Canardquisouritistan from March 4-11. March 4 is my b-day and therefore a national holiday, and March 11 is the 6-month anniversary of the beginning of the first installment of this thread. Since the two hokidays are only a week apart, I thought we might as well celebrate for all the time in between. everyone who plans on attending should RSVP, and it’s a potluck so please bring some food (Just make sure it’s appropriate. remember what happened last time.) I look forward to seeing you all there!
191- haha, who doesn’t remember what happened? So, would a duck stuffed with hamburger be appropriate? (jk) I’ll RSVP, but i kinda doubt you’ll get lotsa ppl there
here… Shadow-kitty, kitty, kitty, here Shadow kitty kitty
does this work? we’ll see
come here, kitty!
LOL!!! Sorry, guys! I was in Las Vegas…tehe. I even got a shirt that says, “What happens in Vegas…stays in Vegas.” I don’t have time to post, now but I’ll try to get on later, and if not tonight, then tomorrow, k? Love ya’ll!
Shadowkat sighting! I guess it did work, Elizabeth.
192-not funny. one more comment like that, whether or not it’s a joke, and you will be banned from the party and our alliance will be broken. Watch out.
ok im finally back on i last time i posted was*checks*… februaryyy 8th. yaya ok if theres only like 2 peopole and 1 cheerleader on each team we should have 4 teams and then wed be facing diferrent peopole too… omg im so coming to party im gunna bring me a ..a..a a a*breaks out crying* I FORGOT WHAT MY COUNTRY MAKES!!!!!!*sniff* *whimper* well *does that hicuppy thing you do after you cry* i guess ill remember eventually but ya ill come.OK i love Socopelli name thingy and really great idea about the goals and whatddaya mean “pies are allowed on the field”?like can we throw them or lay them out to slip everybody or what cus i mean ya here i am going hyper again lets just sssloooowww ddoooowwnnnn.ok… ill stop this post now
P.s. i wanna be captain for team 3 or 4 if possible. ty!
Right, guys, you found me…congratulations. Ok, here goes:
xxxShadowkat drops the ball for Game 1xxx
xxxOob takes ball upfield for the Chococarrotsxxx
tmfa waits
xxxEmmatheduck is still unsure about how to play this game and so just stands in the middle of the field looking stupidxxx
Would someone give me an explanation please? like an actual useful one?
xxxOob kicks the ball towards the goalxxx
That wasn’t a double post, because a member of my team posted between it and my last one.
Alright, alright…the rules for this game are a lot like those for soccer: you can’t touch the ball with your hands, and you try to get the ball into the other team’s pie (yes, pie, a real, yummy pie)…when this happens, the team that scored gets a point. The first team to 5 wins (we’ll try 5, for now, to see how it goes…think of this as a practice game…we’ll start our tournament after we get the hang of it), and you can’t say that you scored, even if you shot it. It’s the job of your other team members to declare this before a member of the other team “blocks” the shot. Any questions?
xxxEmmatheduck blocks throws a pie at the ball, changing its direction in midair and stopping it from reaching the goalxxx
xxxOob does flip-kick that results in a pass to TMFA but also results in a painful and involuntary splits by Oobxxx
xxxEmmatheduck intercepts the ball and kicks it towards wichever end of the field she’s supposed to be kicking it towards (sorry, but i don’t know much soccer terminology.)xxx
xxxOob runs down field to help TMFAxxx
sorry guys, haven’t been on for a while… I’ve been real busy…
xxxElizabeth recieves emma’s kick and starts to run down the field. She’s not very good at soccopelli yet, so moving is slightly slow, but she is close to the goal because of the very hard kick of emma’s. Oob is closing in on me, running very fast. (hurry, emma, get open!)xxx
xxxobb gets ahead,helps me
xxxEmmatheduck gets open, whatever that means.xxx
xxxOob pies Elizabeth (Hey, it’s in the rules.)xxx
xxx haha, that means I can pass you the ball. As etd is getting open, she blocks Oob and I shoot at the goal, I am very close to the goal and use perfect aim, unless tmfa is an excellent goalie, I will score a point. Maybe if etd can throw a pie in tmfa’s face or something, we’ll make the goal! go team!!! Moo Moo Duck!!!!!! Blue/green and purple will prevail!!!! haha, I’m being cheerleader b/c we don’t have onexxx
You can’t control what other players do, Elizabeth. ETD does not block me, which means xxxOob kicks at the ball. He is at the wrong angle to block it completely, but it puts Elizabeth’s aim offxxx
xxxETD pies TMFA and Oobxxx
Party starts today! not many people RSVPed, but hopefully someone will show up anyway. I’m not sure how the party and the game conflict. Are they like in parallel universes, so we can play and party at the same time?
xxxOob wipes pie filling off face and dives for the ballxxx
xxxETD trips Oob and dives for the ball herselfxxx
xxxelizabeth gets open with a clear shot at the goalxxx
i’m comin to your party!!!
Pieing is allowed. Is tripping? I guess it doesn’t matter, considering that the ref is nowhere to be seen.
xxxOob moves in to cover ETDxxx
xxxEmmatheduck kicks ball over Oob’s head to elizabethxxx
Hello, I assume you’re elizabeth?
xxxOob jumps up and heads ballxxx
xxxemmatheduck pies oob, somehow gets the ball (again, i don’t know proper terminology. I almost said grab but i dont think that’s right, so whatever) and passes it to elizabethxxx
xxxShadowkat calls a foul on ETD and gives a kick to Oob and TMFA’s team…sorry it’s late, but I was busy.xxx
xxxOob kicks ball downfield and runs after itxxx
xxxelizabeth intercepts the ball somewhere around midfield and begins to sprint toward the other team’s goalxxx
xxxOob moves in to cover Elizabethxxx
im at party yay!!:) im homescooled and i have all my homeskool group friends coming over 4 a party at my house first day of spring W00t W00t um, chococarrots moo moo ducks, doont make the game too long my team(the Fudge Draons) wants too play also, by the way, anyone want to join my team?Shadowkat, your welcome to join(wed just have to find another ref for our games:we need one anyways
kk bye guyscya
by the way i meant etd’s party
xxx as Oob moves in to block elizabeth, i know the only thing to do is get rid of the ball. I pass it to etd, right before I trip over Oob’s feet and fall, but I’m okayxxx
cool party, etd
xxxOob falls in a confused heap over Elizabeth but manages to get up and pursue ETDxxx
xxxETD kicks the ball towards the goal and pies Oobxxx
225-Cool! On the facts that: I’m invited, you’re having a party, and I’m homeschooled, too!!!
xxx elizabeth sees that etd’s kick was a little off and wasn’t going to get into the goal (no offence, etd) so elizabeth intercepts it and kicks it very hard into the goal!xxx
I think I just made a goal, hey ref, does that work, that I say I kick the ball into the goal or does someone else have to say so?
When is the party over etd? it’s fun
The way I saw it, you would have to work with the other player on your team to score. Elizabeth did. I have to admit it. I think the score is now 1-0, Mooing Ducks. But Shadowkat will have to confirm it. Of course, if TMFA blocks it, the point is moot.
xxx I bloke the pie and kick it to oobxxx
to members of the museana commonweath.
help. museica is under attack from pierats. if we don’t stop them they will atack ppp help help
oh darnit, will anyone ever score?
xxxElizabeth intercepts the ball and takes another shot at the goalxxx
233- I’ll help as much as I can… who’s attacking?
xxxOob blocks shot and kicks it waaaaaayyyy downfield (near the goal, but doesn’t go in because I’m so far away)xxx
235-The pierates (pie+pirates) Maath and Geeometree are attacking Spareparts City.
sead your help to museica by posting there
xxxElizabeth and Oob sprint after the ball, elizabeth takes the lead by a little and gets the ball. She then runs back downfield, panting very hard, but still has the energy to kick the ball in the goalxxx
am I allowed to do that? Shadowkat needs to come and explain the rules, but I think the Mooing Ducks made another (?) point. so do we have one or two or none?…
WE NEED SHADOWKAT TO COME HELP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
DO YOU HEAR ME SHADOWKAT???????????
xxxOob pies Elizabeth and leaps on the ballxxx
xxx Elizabeth starts to chase after Oob, but has to stop midfield to catch her breathxxx
xxxEmmatheduck throws elizabeth a rejuvenating piexxx
Sorry I haven’t been on in a while, but I hope you’ve all been having fun at my party without me
xxxOob keeps running down fieldxxx
xxxNo! Aw, man, I’m a bad ref! The score is 1-0, Elizabeth’s and EtD’s favor. Stop all play; we’re going to have a kick-off! Oob’s and tmfa’s team get a kick at the midfield line, which is how a kick-off works. Start the game from there. Shadowkat drops the ball!xxx
xxxOob takes the kickoff and boots it upward and forwardxxx
help help help sparepart in chad is being taken over!
I will launch the Beerider Defense in some tholiatomine ships immediately.
xxx*blows whistle* Stop the game! When we pick it back up, all will be the same, but for now, the Piites are answering their calling! We’re going to piecefulize Museica!!! Onward and outward, my friends! And bring your weapons! We’ll take the Shooting Star Ship 3000!xxx
thank you
247- what weapons? we’re peaceful, oh well, I guess our brains are our weapons, and pies, of course. and some cows, because they are just sooooooo cool they’ll solve any problem hehe
oh, and are there a certain number of posts it takes from a certain point on the field to get a goal? like, 5 posts after every goal to make another, or something?
248-No problem…this is what we’ve been trying to do all along…piecefulize somewhere, that is.
249-Well, we’d have to have weapons somewhere, for all our piecefulizing expeditions…and yes, cows would be useful.
Not really, it’s mostly just a race, as before…but you can make a rule like that, if you want.
250- I don’t really care about the rule, I think it should be, like, at least 3 posts have to happen between each goal just so someone can’t be like, from the kickoff they kick the ball and it makes it directly into the goal! point for us! so, ya, I guess that’s a new rule, if no one minds…
and about museica: I’ve arived with lots of cows, pies, etc. so far the defence is going fairly well, we should be done very soon!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
251-Well, yeah, you couldn’t do what you said, anyhow, because another team mate would have to confirm it…of course, a kick-off in soccer is an indirect kick (which means someone else has to touch it before anything else happens), anyway, so it couldn’t be done either way…yeah, a little redundant there, but oh well.
Excellent!
right, so, I think I’ve just about taken care of most of the pierats here in Museica, all that I see. Cows do really well at fighting them, you see, the pierats are coming then they see the cows and start bowing down because they recognize the awesmoeness of the cows. As they are bowing down, you can just go through and scoop them into bags. I have a number of bags of these pierats, what am I supposed to do with them???
so, Shadowkat, resume play whenever you’re ready
thank you agian
253-Probably because of Bo. I don’t know much about Museica, but I wouldn’t be surprised if the muses were considered gods or something. Anyways, can we restart the game please?
*grumbling*stuoidmesicaand i was inthat war u no the great war… but hen they all went like rar and im likewat?and there likeyaand ivekindahadagrudgeagainst museica you guys will do fine nyways*mutters*unfortunatly*
nyways, shadowkat i hope u no i meant invite to team not to partty just in case…butyua…ny1 rememb the hiomeschool thread?
but awesome party etd i mean seriosly!!!!this is best party ever!!!!
257-There was a homeschool thread? SWEET!!!!!!!
*runs off to homeschool thread…comes back*
Oh, yeah:
xxxBlows whistle. Initiates drop ball approximately mid-field…that means that one member of each team comes to the drop-spot, and whoever kicks it first gets it…it’s pretty much a random re-start. “Play!”xxx
xxxelizabeth takes the ball ad begins to run down the field…oops, wrong way(don’t tell me that’s never happend to you) she turns around, sees the confused faces of everyone, and tears back down the field the right way. Get open etd!xxx
today is pi day!!!!!celebration at bublle gum plains cus im pi friek!!!and this is piceful pi planet(and yes i no i misspelled)i have over 80 digits of pi mmorized!!the best is 20(thousand),6or7hundred something!!!!!an we finish u with soccopelli game pls!!i wanna play as it looks really fun!!!im using theses alot”!!!” !!!!!!!!bye!!!!!!!!!!!see u at party!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
xxxleaps at ETD with Kokopelliesque screech, slamming feet into the ballxxx
261- I have the ball
xxx continues running downfield, waiting for etd to get open, but it looks like she just had a colision with Oob, so I’m just running along here xxx
Stop her, TMFA!
xxxdisentangles self from ETD and runs after Elizabethxxx
xxxETD pies oob and gets open, though she’s still not entirely sure what that meansxxx
etd, getting open is getting into a position where I can kick the ball to you and the other team can’t easily intercept it. now that you’re open…
xxxelizabeth passes the ball to etd and continues running downfield to be open in case Oob or TMFA try to take the ball from herxx
I’m going to feed my cows now, bye!
oh and yesterday waas pi day cus its like 3/14 get it 3.14???nyways anyine wanna join the fudge dragins ???i got to go i wont b on for about a week
xxxOob pies ETD, blocking her view of the ballxxx
xxx elizabeth runs to get open so there’s a possibility of etd passing me the ball before someone takes it while she’s cleaning the pie off her facexxx
xxxOob steals ball and runs down fieldxxx
xxxetd wipes pie off her face, throws another pie at oob and steals ball backxxx
xxxOob runs blindly in front of ETD, causing massive collisionxxx
xxxETD kicks the ball to elizbeth, despite being in great pain from the collision with Oobxxx
Wow, this game is getting rough…
xxx Elizabeth takes ball and starts running downfield. As I get close to the goal I look back, Oob and etd are untangleing themselves from their colision. It looks like I have a clear shot at the goal xxx
hey, I haven’t gotten any pies yet in this game…
etd, you ok? You seem to get into a number of painful colisions… but it’s all for a good cause!
TMFA, stop her!
xxxstops elizabethxxx
275- does that mean you took the ball from me?
xxx takes ball back from TMFA and prepares to shoot at the goalxxx
Since TMFA is the goalie, he probably picked the ball up with his hands, and it would be illegal to knock it out.
xxxobb pies hersxxx
xxxpies Elizabethxxx
haha, I got pied…
so…TMFA has the ball in his hands right now? ummm, yeah, lets play that way…
xxxElizabeth backs up to guard Oob while TMFA has the ball and is getting ready to throw itxxx
xxx thows to oob who runs down filed to goulxxx
277-He would have to specify what he used: hands or feet.
tmfa-You can punt it, too, just for future reference. That’s when you drop it and kick it out of the air, in case you didn’t know.
282-so?
question: are people allowed to say what their teammates do, as tmfa did in 278?
xxxelizabeth steals ball from Oob and begins to run downfield toward the goal with itxxx
284- No, but xxxI do, in fact, run down the field to the goal,xxx so the point is moot.
xxxETD runs downfield, pieing Oob as she passes him, and gets openxxx
xxxOob pies ETD back and swerves left to avoid herxxx
Wait. Do I have the ball, or does Elizabeth?
you do
xxxkeeps running and shoots for the goal, as nobody is guarding itxxx
290- no, I do, I said I stole it from Oob, so
xxx I run downfield, notice that emmatheduck is open, and passes to her xxx
and, just in case I don’t have the ball (but i think i do, this is the “alternative play”)
xxxElizabeth jumps in front of the ball right efore it gets in the goal yelling “no!” (envision a slow motion film of me flying through the air and barely saving the ball as I shout “Nooooooooo!” then I fall to the ground, but the ball miraculously makes it in the direction of etd who seems to be a little less than half way down the field xxx
ummm… well, you guys can play off of either one, I guess, no, no, I like the second one better…hehe, it’s got lots more action, so, ya, go with the second one!
xxxdoes wild high kick that intercepts the ball, sending it over Elizabeth’s head and smacking it into the goalxxx
293-If I’m correct about the wacko rules, that was a double action, and your teammate would have to confirm it…sorry…but it could happen.
xxxand oob makes the goal!xxx
294- Since Elizabeth posted between my actions, it’s not a double. If I’m correct, the score is now 1-1, with the Mooing Ducks taking the kickoff.
296- right, i think…
xxxelizabeth takes the ball at the kickoff, and starts running downfield with itxxx
xxxruns up toward Elizabethxxx
288-291 was a double action. And i thought the mooing ducks had two points, but i could be wrong. when is the game over anyway?
xxemmatheduck gets open so elizabeth can pass her the ball before oob gets itxxx
299-when somone gets three ponits we go into a round where the person with the first ponit wins!
Gapas can we have a new thread?
Done!