Probably the most random and craziest things on MuseBlog, and that’s saying a lot.
Continued from v. 2009.
*Affectionately known as the SSSS.
Patience, Please
This site is under reconstruction and will look strange for a while. We regret the inconvenience.
8) *fines all :D’s choklit*
At first I was like
But þen I was all
MuseBlog. Now available on þe internet.
Thanks, GAPAs!
This is your brain.
This is your brain on History Day.
This is your brain on NaNoWriMo.
phor for four furfour today (comma) okay (ack spellcheck does not like that word) OK (question mark) (shift) I have to do myscenic sceitn sceincescience project (period)This is your brain on Script Frenzy.
ME: (Looks up from script) Hi, Ella. (Shifts so books are being carried more easily) I’m going to stay until four today, okay? I have to do my science project. (Walks off after Ella responds)
Welcome to hpb planet
hbps of the planet: we are hot pink bunnies!hpb gave up on the idiot amulets on earth
:-D- hey!!!!
Hpbs: kill. Kill. Killl. KILLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!
:-D:uh oh.
:-D-> xx
| : I shall have reveng-( is dead)
You make an HPB like this, but without the spaces:
: idea :
ENC: THANK YOU, GRASSHOPPER
ENC: OF COURSE. I AM TRAINING YOU.
ENC: ….
ENC: WE NOW RETURN YOU TO REGULAR LIFE.
8) why dude?
8) purple likes pink though.
8) they;’re on to us!
:idea:aww. no evilness.
wow. happiness.com is a real place?
*sings* take me with you
*sings* food glorious food!
*sings* what can i say?
uhh.
me: what the cake?
me: what can i say you won’t sing?
me: is that even in a song?
Should the GAPAs snip that link?
Thanks for pointing that one out, Enc. It’s snipped now.
I just made that up.wow.
8) (insert random muser name here)~ wait- WHAT?!!? Are you absolutely crazy!??! We need this to survive! TO SURVIVE!
8) ~ **cautiously** Yes, but, I thought you knew…everyone knows! Oh no…who are you?
For Doctor Who Fans:
*repeat ad infinitum*
For Everyone Else:
*repeat ad infinitum*
:P: This is my first stupid senseless slimy story!
:(: It’s pronounced smiley story.
:P:Whatever. I think I’ll just talk about things I like in this slimy story…
:(: SMILEY STORY!!!!
:P: Oops.
:(: So then what do you like?
:P: Slimy stories.
:(: ARRGHHHH!! SMILEY STORIES!
:P: I’m just doing this to annoy you.
Thanks.
SFTDP
The very short sequel:
:P: I love slimy stories!
:(: I’m not even going to try.
Yes, I’m back from Italy. Yes, I will post more tomorrow. But right now all I have time for is this:
~~~~~~~~~The end.~~~~~~~~~
Things You Should Never Do #8957:
*
goes to New York*
“Where’s Yankee Stadium?”
“Right over there.”
goes in*
“Go Red Sox! Yankees stink!”
*
(Sub in “Boston”, “Barcelona” and “Madrid” where necessary for TYSND #s 8958-8960)
Movie Scenes We’d Like To See…
“Oh no, meteors are falling!”
(The president) “What’s the damage report so far?”
(Science advisor) “Not good. We’ve had reports of extensive destruction of buildings and property in Ithaca, Bismark, Trenton, San Anselmo, Cle Elum, Truth or Consequences…”
*People run around and scream*
((Seven Brain Points to whoever can correctly name which state each of those cities is in.))
Yay! More of these!
Oh! I know Ithaca is in NY, Bismark is in South Dakota? Trenton is in New Jersey, and, uh…Do I get partial credit?! But still, I love your “Things You Should Never Do.”
Umm, the first three are 1. New York (at least, I know there’s an Ithaca, New York)
2. North Dakota
3. New Jersey
THE END… I HOPE
That would be perfect except that I don’t dance. But I have an alternate ending:
W00t! Yay! We defeated the bunnies!
Horray!
*throws wild pool party*
*swim*
I should warn you guys…
*continue to swim*
No, really…
*keep swimming*
The pool lights… they’re… HOT PINK!
Oh dear- *suddenly turn into *
Blahahahaha!
Oh dear. *runs*
*snickersnicker* *take off costumes* We really fooled him that time!*highfive*
22- All correct, keep going…
You forgot what happened after that:
What one could do is use a triangular prism with one twist, then it would still only have one side. I think.
*brain implodes*
No, there would still be the line-y things.
What line-y thingies? The edges? Also (in response to SR) you mean twist it in a loop, or just in general?
The.. the… they’re not vertecies, or faces… it’s those other… line-y… things.
If you put it together exactly like a Mobiüs strip, except for it being a triangular prism, then it would have one side. I am not sure what Enc is talking about, though. If he means the place where you glued it together, then let us assume that it was made like that and there are no bumps or ridges on the surface.
No, the edges of a triangular prism would still be there.
Hm. We’re imagining this is a perfect triangular prism, and it goes directly from one side to the other? Does that work? (Clearly this is a very hypothetical situation.)
I don’t think so. I mean the edges that run from the first triangular face to the other one would still be there.
I think I understand what you mean. You mean where it was glued together? What if we assume it was built like that, completely seamless?
In my opinion, it looks a bit funnier like
OMNOMNOMNOM. *eats 
and 
*
But I recognize that
is your smiley.
Hey,
is me!
True. That makes it even funnier.
*eats SudoRandom, Princess_Magnolia, and their posts*
YOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOM.
Really, Sudo?! You eat people!
purple
==> 
How dare you make me look like Mr. Joe! *paints with magical color changing paint*
Many, many layers of paint later:
ENC: WAIT, YOU’RE OUT OF CHARACTER! YOU’RE SUPPOSED TO BE PRINCESS_M!
ENC: OK, PRINCESS_M. YOU’VE GOT ONE MORE CHANCE. GET BACK IN CHARACTER, OR YOU WILL BE EATEN.
ENC: DID YOU JUST EAT MY FAVORITE SMILEY?!!!!!
ENC: NOW, PRINCESS_M, REGURGITATE HIM IMMEDIATELY, OR I WILL EAT YOU!
ENC: WAIT! IF YOU EAT ME, I WON’T BE ABLE TO POST THIS SSSS!
ENC: WAIT! THE SAME GOES FOR YOU!
ENC: *WHIMPER*
ENC: GLAD THIS IS OVER WITH. AND, REAL PRINCESS MAGNOLIA, I DO NOT MEAN ANY OFFENSE WHATSOEVER. IT’S JUST FUN TO HAVE THE GRIN SMILEY EAT PEOPLE, AND IT’S FUN FOR IT TO ACT JOYFUL. *SKIPS OFF INTO SUNSET, EATING VILLAGES AS I GO*
:all smileys: AHHH! *run away screaming*
:all smileys: *run into
‘s mouth*
:all smileys: We’re in Enceladus’s mouth!
:all smileys: *Yes! And we shall never escape! Mwahahahaha!
:all smileys: *use distraction to run back out* Ha! Defeated!
*over the loudspeaker*
Congratulations, every smiley has been chosen to participate in a battle of wits and strength to the death. All corpses will be eaten by me, and the lucky winner will get the prize of… being eaten by me- painlessly!
*
‘s mouth appears and eats 
*
:all smileys: You’re right! *kill selves*
( Hahaha. )
All Smileys: We can be happy! We won’t be eaten anymore-
*large shadow falls over everyone*
ENC: OH LOOK. LITTLE DELICIOUS SMILEYS. PERFECT SNACK WHILE I’M WAITING FOR SOMEBODY TO PUT “VICTORY OF THE DALEKS” ON YOUTUBE. *EATS ALL SMILEYS EXCEPT
*
ENC: YOU GET TO WATCH “VICTORY OF THE DALEKS” WITH ME. GET ON MY SHOULDER!
THE END. PERIOD.
ENC: And I did too! Yayness!
*bum-bada-bum-bum-bum!*
*whooshwheezewhoosewheeze*
ENC: DOCTOR?
ENC: I lurve your bow tie! And your shirt! And your jacket! And your pants! And your hair! And your bow tie! And you! *hug*
ENC: Where’s Amy? I love her hair! And her shirt! And her jacket! And her pants! And her hair! And her! *looks around*
ENC: Yay! *hug*
ENC: Yes, this entire comment has been my pathetic attempt at fanboy-ing. And there’s the TARDIS! And I love her new design! And I love her typewriter! And I love her glass bauble! And I love her monitor! And I love her! *hug*
Real Enc: I’m going to end this now, before my fanboy-ing gets any more pathetic.
ENC: Wait, just one question for the Doctor. Do you see Jack often? ‘Cause I have a friend who’d like to meet him.
ENC: LUNA! Get out here!
*flurry of motion* *Jack has mysteriously disappeared with LUNA*
Real Enc: Ok, we’re done now.
And where did Jack and I mysteriously disappear to, I wonder…..
I’ll leave that to the reader’s imagination. That way, the older ones can think of all the disturbing things, and the younger ones can live blindly in innocence.
You mean they can think exactly what I thought….? Poor, older ‘bloggers.
ENC: One more request!
ENC: Do you like being paired with the Master?
ENC: It’s my favorite Doctor Who fan fiction.
Did that SSSS make sense to anybody, or is it just me?
And the moral of that is: Never say grotesquely when “grottily” could be used just as easily. Or Pseudonym will WRITE AN SSSS! (And that is always a bad thing)
End of pathetic SSSS
You killed George!
He gets reincarnated instantly. He can do that, because he’s George Harrison.
It makes sense to me… because it could possibly be related to many of the conversations we’ve had before and not made sense of the sense of it? If that made sense.
30.1.1.1.1.1.1.1.1~ Well, I don’t exactly know who Jack is, but if he’s one of your obsessions, then I’m fairly confident I can imagine what you’re thinking. And why poor me? If it’s what I’m thinking, it’s not too bad. Or, unpleasant, shall we say?
Jack is Captain Jack Harkness from the Doctor Who/Torchwood universe. He’s played by John Barrowman.
I don’t know what you’re thinking, but what I’m thinking most certainly isn’t….unpleasant for me. But it wouldn’t really do for the younger and more innocent bloggers to be thinking it….
Okay, then it’s as I assumed. I think I can safely guess what you’re thinking.
Y’know, I did that on purpose. I wanted to see what the younger bloggers think.
Ughghghh…. *chokes*
Luna, you have corrupted my brain.
*continues choking* *tries to stop the Lunafied part of brain*
I was thinking they were “dancing”.
After all, that’s what the human race does. it goes out and dances with everyone it meets.
Uhhmm….*noise of vague agreement*
:negative:(me): Hey! I think I’m hilarious!
:negative: : Ohh! Speaking of HPBs-
:negative: : *turns into :lol:* There’s one right behind you!!
:P: (Luna) Where? Where?
:P: (Luna) Hey, don’t insult people from Alaska. *gets run over by moose*
*falls over laughing*
*they fight*
But… JB doesn’t wear sunglasses. And are those supposed to be me and Luna? Because we would totally do that…
Totally. Except, I’ve loved him for longer *and* saw him first. So there.
Yes. Maths Lover: Where did that come from??
I watched a YouTube video involving Spock, Darth Vader, and Stevie Wonder.
:whale: ->
2
good job my apprentice. wait. im non vil- violence- is- good. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! I’VE BEEN EVILUS BUNNIUS BUNNIFIED!!!!!
THE ADVENTURES OF AQUABUNNY
*lurks in water*
We’re gonna need a bigger boat!
No, actually, we don’t need a boat …
HOW CAN YOU QUOTE BONES AT A TIME LIKE THIS?!?!
HOW IS BEING GREEN NOT A PRIORITY?
Who’s green here?
*randomly appears* Me!
*gets bored listening to mindless banter* *leaves*
Look, the bunny left!
Vogons: *blow up world*
my friend at a Justin bieber concert.
I’m going to see Justin bieber
(me) oh no!
-> 
oh-no! is he really that bad?
-> yes. yes he is.
( jusitn bieber) *sings* one less lonely giiiiirllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!! * faints of terror*
-> 
OMG! IT’S JUSTIN BIEBER!
39 – funniest thing ever.
The sequel- \
IM going to a hannah montana concert!!
I’ll place an order for your hearing aids.
-> 
oh-no! is she really that bad?
and all musebloggers: yes. yes she is.
*is singing* you get the beeeeeeeeessssssssssstttttttttt of booooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooth worlds…
and all of museblog: AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!! *faints of terror*
hannah montana and justin bieber???? i am sssssssoooooooooooo lucky.
37.1.1.1- Cool. My face is The Doctor!!
Look! I infected
and :idea:! *is happy* BRAINS…BRAINS…BRAINS… *gets hit by falling TARDIS*
Sorry, I automatically associate myself with :twisted:.
or you will be seasoned)!PS. I would love it if someone did their own version of this…
HA. I got post 42. Which actually wasn’t 42ed post.
For someone who’s never read HG2G, I’m oddly fixated on the number 42.
And I just thought “John Odgren and 19!” Now I want to run away screaming from myself. GAH.
SFTTP.
*universe cracks into bits* *bits crack into atoms* *atoms crack into subatomic particles* *subatomic particles buzz around* *enough form together to form a few atoms* *atoms for molecules* *molecules form an
*
*
breaks into molecules* *molecules break into atoms* *atoms break into subatomic particles*
classmates: *write “kevo”, “George W. Bush”, and “the joker” on board.
Am I a guy?
Am in a movie?
Am I old?
: Not really…
: He stopped aging.
–> 
NO. Please tell me I’m not Edward Cullen.
You totally have a crush on him.
I like Spock.
Who?
The guy in Star Trek.
The old guy makes him look Spockier.
Um… Am I a vampire at all?
*uncomfortable silence**has idea* Am I Captain Jack from Torchwood and Doctor Who?
–> 
What? Who’s he?
Alright…
: *start singing something from movie*
?
?
He wears lots of makeup.
What? Is he a drag queen? Um… Oh, yeah. Am I the Joker?
“kevo”: *guesses it*
Classmate: Yes.
Classmate: Yes.
Classmate: No.
Classmate: No.
Classmate: You really don’t know, do you?
Classmate: Yes.
No wonder people think I’m insane.
Then there was the hilarious hint for the George Bush person about green things outside…
Heh.
MANY HOURS LATER
Where the heck did that come from?!?
ENC: THE TIME HAS COME-
Of shoes- and ships- and ceiling wax
Of cabbages- and kings
Of why the sea is boiling hot-
And whether pigs have wings.
ENC: GOOD, YOUNG ONE. I HAVE TRAINED YOU WELL.
ENC: YOU WILL BECOME REAL.
ENC: I HOPE. IT MAY END IN YOUR OBLIVION.
ENC: AND IN THAT CASE, I WILL HAVE TO EAT YOU.
ENC: THIS IS BORING ME. *EATS
*
Okay, because this thread is already rather long and I want to answer the question I asked in post 21…
Ithaca is in New York, Bismark is in North Dakota, Trenton is in New Jersey, San Anselmo is in California, Cle Elum is in Washington and Truth or Consequences is in New Mexico.
(It’s sad why I know the locations of those last three cities. It really is sad.)
You know just how bored you are when you make an SSS in comic book form for your friends, plus two sequels, after STAR testing. Ahem.
(Proctor): WTF?
(STARgirl): I am STARgirl! Enemy of all standardized tests! Breaker of #2 pencils! And superhero!
: Yaaay!
: Hey, you can’t do that! Standardized tests are a legal requirement for the district! Destruction of educational property is illegal!
: SECURITY!
: Gasp! My old nemesis… Suit and Sunglasses Guy!
(Suit and Sunglasses Guy): Mwahaha! We’ll foil your plan, STARgirl! These students will never be free!
: Not if I can help it!
: Haha!
: Noo!
: Give up, STARgirl, and we’ll let you go. You can’t win. Surrender.
: Hmm.
: Fine! I surrender! You win!
: HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA…
: Huh?
: The students went out the window while you were distracted with me. Idiot.
: CURSES! Foiled again!
: Whee!
: Thank you STARgirl!
: Eek!
Somewhere in the world right now, a girl is working on a standardized test.
Until another girl bursts in through the window.
She runs to the front of the room
and proclaims,
The students all cheer, and leap up from their chairs.
With a wave of STARgirl’s hand, all the booklets disappear.
***POOF!***
The #2 pencils break.
KRRRK!
But the proctor is angry.
He screams.
Security bursts in.
POW! thump. BANG! CRASH! EEE!
STARgirl is against the wall.
STARgirl ponders.
The Suit and Sunglasses Guy laughs in triumph…
…until he realizes the classroom is empty.
STARgirl flies away, triumphant!
Once again the world is saved from a standardized test!
So whenever a STAR, SAT or ACT is threatening…
Just call on STARgirl! Slayer of standardized tests!
Or MCAS. Thankfully it’s done for the year.
STARgirl, I need you so badly…
Aaaand the sequel.
(STARgirl): I must save them!
: No fear, STARgirl is- huh?
: Wha?
: Ha! STARgirl!
: Gasp! Suit-and-Sunglasses Guy!
(Suit-and-Sunglasses Guy): You’ve fallen for my little trap, STARgirl. And now you’re trapped. FOREVER! Hahaha!
: Oh. Oh crud.
: Crud!
(Student): Oh, where, oh, where is STARgirl?
: I don’t know.
: Oof. BANG.
: Sweet!
: Gasp! STARgirl!
: Gasp! Suit-and-Sunglasses Guy!
: No! You can’t escape! I won’t let you!
: Not if I can help it!
: Freedom!
: Ow.
: Yaaay!
: Help!
STARgirl is flying through the skies when she hears a call for help.
Voice: Help!
She turns to answer it.
Voice: Help, STARgirl, help! This standardized test is oppressing us! Oh, help! Help!
The window bursts open.
But it’s not a classroom. It’s empty.
Suddenly the windows are gone.
***POOF***
He disappears.
***POOF***
STARgirl frantically searches the room, but finds nothing.
Meanwhile, in classrooms everywhere, standardized tests are threatening.
How can our heroine escape?
She batters at the walls of her prison, day after day…
BANG.
…until one day, she makes a hole.
She widens it, and is about to climb out, when…
ow! BANG! EEE! THUMP. ***POOF***
STARgirl wins!
Standardized tests disappear!
***POOF***
All the students cheer!
STARgirl is back! So whenever standardized tests threaten…
Just call on STARgirl! Slayer of standardized tests!
A Truly Stupid and Senseless Smiley Story brought to you by:
Silver Lining’s Spanish class
*bell rings*
FIN.
These are all direct quotes, I swear. It is one heck of a class, I can assure you that. How much Spanish we actually learn, not so much…
Ha. “Let’s make up a rap about spanish speaking countries! One! Argentina! Two! Bolivia!”
I could have made a much better rap, no doubt.
This is hilarious, by the way.
Six word story!
SFTDP
15 minutes later:
:everyone: Wait, what do you do?
:popular girls: *play Girl Fashion*
HA. Mario.
(Based on an actual Cleverbot conversation with Rosebud2.)
SudoRandom and I.
And then I told you that you had sunscreen on your pants. And it was all over your phone dangly thingy. (The green thing.)
Then we laughed more.
PORTAL:
First Level:
This game looks interesting.
Second Level:
This game has a weird design
Ninth Level:
Impossible? That’s impossible.
(I forget which)th Level:
Live… Fire… Course…. *is shot*
10th Level:
This game is cool. It’s epic. I love it. I’m not very good at it.
15th Level:
I’m getting good at this game.
17th Level (Part 1):
I love you, weighted companion cube. I will love you forever. Forever and ever and ever and ever and ever.
17th Level (Part 2):
You’re so useful, my love.
17th Level (Part 3):
Incineration…. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
19th Level:
The testing can’t be over.
Final encounter:
It’s so short….. *plays again*
Oh my George, I am playing Portal.
XD
That was funny, though.
Enc, this was me playing portal.
First level:
:P: OMGEORGE THIS GAME IS AMAZING!
Ninth level:
:P: This level is definitely not impossible.
Fifteenth level:
:P:OMGEORGE THIS GAME IS AMAZINGLY FLAMABLAMABLOUS!
Seventeenth level (Part One):
:P: I love weighted companion cube…*hugs compassionately*
Seventeenth level (Part Three):
:P:No! I won’t incinerate my best friend! *Jumps into incinerator to save companion cube’s life* (And believe me, me and AM actually did that.)
Nineteenth level:
:P: Heh heh. I love the insults that GLaDOS puts out at you when you are trying to kill her.
“Thank you for assuming the correct party escort submission position decision.
You misquoted! *stabbystabbystabby*
The correct quote is:
Thank you for assuming the party escort submission position.
“Decision” is only in the achievement.
(My dad)
Hey, I don’t want you to be on the computer all day. Here’s a comic book I think you’ll really like. *hands comic book*
OhemGeorge! It’s the LEAGUE of EXTRAORDINARY GENTLEMEN!!! Volume two!! *hugs*
*shrugs and laughs* *walks away for two minutes*
*staaaaaaaares at comic book*
Here, this is another one I think you should read. *hands Star Trek comic*
IT’S A STAR TREK COMIC BOOOOOK!!!!!!! *dies*
*walks away awkwardly*
*hugs Star Trek comic book* *stops* I wonder if I can share this with Maths♥Lover?
Time-Travel SSSS:
It’s a
smiley! It must be me! *grins*
Hilarious.
GAPAs, you may snip.
THE REST OF THIS SSSS CENSORED BY DECENCY PANEL
Nice insights into your mind here, Enc.
Just to counteract:
Take that, hormonal
of previous SSSS!
That is all I will say. *laughs* I’ll write a SSSS later, maybe. Right now I’m trying to fix my laptop.
You have a disturbing mind, Enc.
This is what I actually did when I read post 57.
*
*
(Me) walks into Muse Academy Emporium*
*hands over paper*
*paper poofs out of existence*
((The joke here being that Neil Armstrong doesn’t sign autographs, because then people would always bother him for them. Which I totally understand.))
(This isn’t really a double post, that last one was last month.)
Too late, AM and I already worship GLaDOS, Terry Prachet, Footnotes, Dr. Who, Stephen Moffat, Star Trek, Ourselves, Spoons….
Then how did you so abysmally murder quotes from the final encounter? Anyway, sounds interesting… You worship spoons?
The Story of John(
) and Cevelle( 
)
And that was the end of John, the pessimist.
Moral of story: Don’t be a pessimist.
BASED ON A TRUE STORY:
*cradles waterbottle like newborn babe* AAAAA!!!!
What?
THIS IS NOT MY WATERBOTTLE!
How do you know?
IT LEAKED WATER ON ME! I NEVER FILLED UP MY WATER BOTTLE! I GOT THE WRONG WATER BOTTLE FROM JP LICKS! THE REAL ONE IS STILL THERE! AAAAAA!!!!
Okay, calm down, we can just go back there and get it.
NO WE CAN’T!! AAAAA! THIS IS HORRIBLE!
Wait… why can’t we get the water bottle from JP Licks?
BECAUSE I’M PRETENDING THIS IS A SITCOM! AAUUUGGHHH!!!!!
Riiiiiiiight… Come on, we’re going to JP Licks.
Okay! Hurry! *zips off pretending to be super hero*
…
TO BE (probably not) CONTINUED
I SUCK AT PRONUNCIATION WITHOUT A KEY:
(These are both true stories.)
Second grade:
Now:
I do this too. You don’t want to know how many Greek god names I mispronounce, even now that I know that I’m mispronouncing them. For exactly the same reason.
SECOND GRADE. See?? SECOND GRADE.
Another time-travel SSSS.
The scene: Somewhere in or near Washington, D.C., early in the Third Millennium.
*They hurry away and, as soon as they are out of
Woah, so this was nearly the MuseBlob!
If this were MuseBlob, would we be GOOPAs?
Shhhhh! Wait until next April Fools’ Day!
You must follow through with that now, it would be so cruel to suggest such entertaining prospects, only to have them never occur.
Oh, I can see it now… MuseBlog covered in cornstarch and water and other non-Newtonian fluids…
Yes, yes! I was very disappointed that the blog wasn’t taken over this year… I was really looking forward to that!
That’s a scary thought….
Repeat.
This SSSS has EVERYTHING.
The characters represented in the following story are fictional. Any resemblance to any person, living or dead, is purely coincidental.
That must be a set-up for a sequel. (You’re right: it does have everything.)
Uh huh. And the resemblance of name to a certain book-turned-movie?
You mean the dread pirate Roberts?
SEQUEL
Ten years later
*happiness ensues*
THE END
MATHS LOVER FREAKING PEOPLE OUT AT THE ATHLETICS CARNIVAL
=me 
= popular chick I used to be friends with and still talk to occasionally
Maths Lover! This is 
.
Hi.
Hi. What year are you in?
Eight.
Do you watch Star Trek?
No.
I do! *Vulcan salute*
I don’t, but I know what the “live long and prosper” is. *Vulcan salute*
Really? *Vulcan salute*
She’s in love with Spock.
*drools* LEONARD NIMOY IS SO HOT.
+ other Year 8s –> 
(We find out were’ almost the same age.)
*awkward silence*
HOW CHEM TEACHERS THINK THE WORLD WORKS
La la la, making cookies, la la la…
-> 
! OH ! NO !
I need 1 cup of butter…
-> 
AND I ONLY HAVE A BALANCE!
has his hand to the back of his forehead, like a fainting maiden in a Victorian novel.
If only I had paid attention in Chem class!
No fear, I’m here!
-> 
The Magical Chem Fairy of Magicalness! You’re real after all!
Use… DIMENSIONAL ANALYSIS!!!
throws his hands up in the air.
-> 
HOORAY!
My cookies are saved!
(originally a comic I made for my friends)
Lightning flashes. Thunder roars. There is a dramatic chord.
There is a chorus in the background: Nooo! Whyyy?
Suddenly, a poof of colored smoke! A woman in a hat with butterfly wings appears, waving a wand with a star on the end.
Stars, sparkles, flowers, a rainbow, and a unicorn appear.
Narration: Apparently this is what life will be like after we graduate high school.
XD
“Homework Time”
:evil:(Armada) Keiff, you sang it wrong!
:everyone: *laughs*
However, I lack inspiration, so-
*A MuseBlog Parody*
All throughout the blog, in the month of November, not a thread is stirring, except for the NaNoBraSto thread:
:shock:: “OH CAKE!! NO PLOT, NO PLOT!! AAAAAHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”
who should be NaNoing: “I’ve added “who should be NaNoing” to my name so you will tell me to stop blogging and go do my NaNoing!”
who should be NaNoing: “You should be NaNoing too, :grin:!”
“Eek! There’s a delete key on my keyboard! I have deletekeyophobia!!! Aahh!! Delete it, delete it, delete it!!!”
“Yaaaayy.”
:cool:: “1,500 words.”
:roll:: “I would so have more words, but I like totally gotta do my laundry!”
:cool:: “4,242 words.”
:grin:: “Go do your NaNoing :???:!”
:cool:: “7,500 words.”
:razz:: “I have more! 11,000! Whoo!!”
:shock:: “OH CAKE!! My plot fell apart!! Start over, start over!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”
:lol:: “My editor is a squirrel named Steve!”
:sad:: “My story died. I’m back to blogging now.”
:cool:: “15,500.”
*runs in circles, faints* *En is not heard from ’til December; or later if need be*
:neutral:: “I will not get distracted, I will keep writing. I will not get distracted, I will keep writing… Ooh, a Doctor Who marathon is on!” *Wanders off*
:cool:: “56,250.”
:???:: “Here’s my story so far: ‘It is Earthy in Earthhenge; the guys in trench coats are hot, and I’ve been so kindly eaten by one of the moons of Saturn. The squiggly morning is turning young, and the heat is frozen; the goat is turned inside out, and a crunchy cracker vortex is crawling through the maroon grass. Life is good here on Planet Ultramarine Vector, in the Palindromic Sector of Ayotnomogini.'”
:cool:: “450k. I’m not allowed to write for more than 42 minutes a day, or else I’d have more.”
:smile::”I am finished!!!”
:razz:: “And NaNoBraStoMo is over! Whoo!! Is it next year yet?
:?:: “Well, if you think you haven’t written enough, there’s always MuNoWriMo in January, and Screnzy in April.”
*Zombified MBers’ fingers in the background, tired from typing*
~~~~~~~~~~Fin~~~~~~~~~~~
Brilliant!
Am I the NO PLOT person?
Probably.
XD XD XD XD Am I :lol:? I do recall that my inner editor is a squirrel.
Cat’s Eye: Yes, you are Steve, the squirrel editor… though Errata’s reply to your post was part of that.
Pie girl: No, not you specifically… more like all of the NaNoWriMo writers that don’t have a plot in their story.
P_M: Thank you!!
*Edits error in story* …November is the NaNoWriMo month…
( TV announcer: )
( newspaper reporter )
( American people )
So glad she didn’t win.
SSSS time!
1 MONTH LATER
4 MONTHS LATER
1 MONTH LATER
Darn it. I wrote a really great SSSS about the guy who shot his TV, but it seems like it’s disappeared. I don’t know what happened.
Spam filter snagged it.
Thanks, Lady B!
What’s with the thumbs-ups?
It all started here.
8) I’m bored!
8) SO THIS!
8) –>
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Oops! I forgot to italicize Avatar: the Last Airbender, sorry!
*Inspired by a conversation on the Random Thread.
This reminds me of that one raw materials.
84~ Oh. Ehm. Gee. Can we please make MA a reality? I need that school. Desperately. And I need it in college form. I always thought of MA as having a high school and college program, and having them somewhat integrated, so students at the college sometimes teach classes for the high school, and high school kids can sit in on the college level classes if they desire.
Weekly forums for discussion are obvious, and nearly all student activity groups are open to all ages.
When I think about the fact that MA doesn’t actually exist (at this point in time, in this universe) I want to cry.
I feel the same way.
And the same again. Except we’d need to make it open to all ages, and gradesort based on ability…Davidson does that. I say all ages because I know pie girl is fairly young, probably my age, and I’m in middle school?
I feel that way all the time. I *think* Pie Girl is the youngest, she’s in 5th grade. So, a 5-college school. Hmm. Interesting.
Yeah, I’d always sort of imagined MA as a bit Davidson-ish. Except residential. Basically, you’d just take classes that you are at the right level for. Because I know that a lot of Musers are taking some subjects above their grade level.
81- Ah. So 10 thumbs up pinkifies the comment.
Mwehehe…
btw, there should be a movie trailer in your inboxes.
Many good bunnies went insane just trying to animate that walk cycle
whimper.AWSOME!!!
83- Truly amazing! I adore your writing style.
84- Excellent! A true synopsis of being Muserly!
85- Oh yes! We really must have a real life Muse academy. What if it was two schools together? A 4-12 grade school and a college, how does that sound? With class systems based on what you know instead of how old you are, and mandatory classes in subjects such as Philosophy and the Art of Pies and Doughnuts?
Ooh, Philosophy.
Though it would have to be an introductory course. There’s no way we could cover most of it. There’d have to be philosophy of physics course, philosophy of mind, philosophy of language, ect…
And then there’d be logic.
Yes. And perhaps, we could have awesome, interesting electives and such, and interesting classes, and you would actually be able to study things you enjoyed studying, and… *goes off wishing she went there*
89.1- Exactly!
89.2- I should certainly hope so!
And I have this little idea of maybe having classes or clubs or something that honor specific Muses. (Computer classes for Aeiou, Astronomy classes for Urania, maybe some kind of social skills class for Mimi, etc.)
I almost feel like there should be a thread for this- not like the RPG, but more like Our Reclusive Gardens- a sort of daydreamy, planningish thread. As in, we could plan out our schedules, and (it’s a boarding school, right?) our dorms maybe, and what classes the school would offer… Wait, is there a thread like this already? I’m not quite sure.
I love the idea of clubs! There should be a band and chorus and stuff, too.
89.3.1- You mean like the muse academy thread?
Somewhere in the frozen north…
*nuclear missile launch*
Santa Claus: *passes above at this moment* *deflects nuke into space with the power of coca-cola*
International Space Station: Houston, uuuh-*blows up*
(Geeks):
Penguins: Yaay!
Polar Bears: Yaay! *eat penguins*
Biologists:
Polar Bears: Yaay! *eat biologists*
Frosty:
Global Warming: *melts ice* *polar bears drown*
Santa Claus: I haz magic hoversleigh!
Rudolph: *implodes*
Sleigh: *plummets towards earth and explodes* *charred presents fly*
Santa Claus: *parachute*
Parachute: *malfunctions due to santa’s corpulence* *santa hits ground* *splatter*
Children of the world:
Walrus: URRMAGARBLEGARBLE *stabs
Children of the world:
☺: Jajaja *blows them all up again*
(Scrooge):
Ghost of Christmas Future:
(Scrooge):
Ghost of Christmas Future: *takes money anyways* *throws into US deficit* *this does nothing* *global economic collapse*
(Scrooge):
☻: YOU ARE CORRECT! YOU ARE ABSOLUTELY CORRECT! *pecan spike-pie spiked with lemon juice*
_/\_/\_/\_/\_/\_/\_
\____
☻: What a maroon.
Frankenstein’s Monster:
Frankenstein’s Monster:
Narwhal: *stabs
Whalers: *stab Narwhal*
Falling Icicles: *stab everyone again for good measure*
Thor: Ragnarok! *buries head in snow*
Frost Giant: *steals Thor’s hammer* *smashes Canada* *dies of frostbite*
Grinch:
North Magnetic Pole: @#$# this. *flips*
And the brutal carnage was preserved forever, mummified in the permafrost, a gruesome testament to emoticon mortality.
They always look better in pre-production…
*brain melt*
*is scared*
Have I told you I love you yet?
You have to remember. Please, remember. Try to remember everything. Remember it. Remember the days you don’t know you forgot. Remember all the times, the people the places. You’ve forgotten it all, though. I can see it in your face. I bet you can’t remember. And perhaps you don’t want to. Perhaps it was too hard for you. Did you choose to forget? Or do you not remember? You couldn’t live with yourself, I’m guessing. You couldn’t live, remembering. YOu couldn’t life, remembering how you left it all. But there was more than that. Please remember me. I don’t want to be alone. I need you to remember. You don’t have to remember every moment, every second of it. But at least try to remember me. But you’ll forget again. You always do.
((I don’t even want to know where that came from. ))
Wow. That was…deep. Excuse me, I need to go be with my family now. *melts*
(William)
*wakes up*
This is MuseBlog. You were in an RPG. You died.
*sigh* Zombie slave, get the link, would you?
Yeeeesss beneficiaaaaal masssster *drool* hey look a link lol
*incredulous disbelief*
Yes, that is the way it works around here (I think). You were once an SSSS emoticon, but you were transferred to BA…then were killed…your spirit has finally found its way back home.
*faceslap* Snap out of it. Maybe you wouldn’t hyperventilate if you calmed down and quit shouting.
*breathes* S-S-Sorry…I’m better now.
Good. Slave, clean that smudge.
Yeeesss illustrioussss masssster *shamwow*
So what happens here? Is this place…bunny purgatory?
Kind of, but worse. It’s vulgar, low-brow, tasteless human entertainment.
*shudders*
It’s not utterly unbearable, though. We’re free to terrorize the local smiley populace. And occasionally we are permitted to enter something called “Round Robin Smileys.”
Well, I suppose that is endurable, but…
Hi! I noticed you guys talking over here, and–
–> 
AGGLIGURFLUGLIBLE *vaporized*
Heh…I like the cut of your jib, William.
Thank you.
Would you like me to show you around the place? I know where we can find plenty more fools to torment.
That sounds excellent, comrade.
Hm, indeed. My name is Jerry, by the way…come, zombie slave.
Yeeeesss sssssucculent masssster *cometh*
WHU--WHAT HAPPENED? WHERE AM I? WHAT IS THE MEANING OF THIS?(William)
...(William)
HA, THIS IS...I...UH, UHHM...OH GEEZ...*stunned shock*(William)
NO...NO! IMPOSSIBLE! I DON'T BELIEVE IT! I CAN'T! I--*hurls*(William)
(William)
(William)
(William)
(William)
DESTROY*superhypnobunnifideathlasercannon*(William)
(William)
My very first SSSS. Enjoy.
(one minute later)
((Hopefully the end. I mean, it’s tough to record all my conversations from this week..))
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*goes to a radioactive waste storage facility*
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A Class at Muse Academy? Where Else?
To be continued?
We’re all going to reply to this in questions, aren’t we?
How should I know?
Has Muser behavior ever suggested otherwise?
Can anyone think of any precedence for this?
What does it matter? When have Musers ever stood on precedent?
Do you have something against precedent?
Apart from a general sense that it needn’t always be binding, you mean?
Have I implied that it need always be binding?
Is breaking a precedent for no good reason any better than blindly following it?
Does anyone have a good reason for doing anything?
Does it matter what the reason is if the thing done is worthy?
What makes something worthy?
Do you see what a can of worms you’ve opened, Robert?
If liberating oppressed (or, at any rate, compressed) worms is to be my lot in life, then who am I to complain?
Does anyone else have a mental image of Robert wandering through a vast, dark repository of soil-filled jars with grubby fingers, a flashlight, and a righteous but demented grin?
How did you read my mind?
Weren’t you aware of the quasiempathic integration protocols outlined in Section Three of the Classified HG2MB?
Who gave you clearance to read that?
What makes you think I’m allowed to tell you?
What makes you think you have permission to discuss the Guide so openly?
Oh, are we playing this game? Are y’all prepared for domination? Have I even lost this game once? Oh, gee, why can’t I seem to remember ever losing this game? (Am I being overboastful?)
Who else just lost the game?
Why did you have to say that?
(97.1.2.1.1.1.1.3.1.1) If it’s strange to imagine that, what do you think it must be like to live it?
I lost the game. (Apologies to people who read this in the recent comments bar.) Wow, look at all these non-questions. Wow, I feel like a rebel.
Oh, aren’t you just?
Wow I really have the urge to reply to this in a non-question form.
Why?
Almost unbearable, isn’t it?
But doesn’t the challenge of maintaining the question-conversation entertain you?
Did you think I was talking about myself? I was sympathizing with Pseudonym, who, after all, was the one who dropped the ball, was she not?
Was I unclear? If so, was the misunderstanding detrimental to this conversation?
…
Isn’t it difficult to frame an explanation of one’s bad communication entirely in questions without it sounding like a sarcastic harangue?
Don’t you think that sarcastic harangues are cool though?
But aren’t they unpleasant and abrasive if targeted at someone you respect?
But don’t you think that everyone here is understanding enough to understand sarcastic-sounding comments because understandably it’s all the question game’s fault?
Didn’t you just do so?
Wouldn’t that break the chain and therefore be a terrible thing to do?
Why do I feel the urge to talk only in questions for the rest of my life?
Don’t you think you’d run out of steam after a while?
Couldn’t you just get more coal?
Didn’t you hear that Musers run on nuclear power, not steam?
That would explain a few things, wouldn’t it?
Can’t we run on a greener form of energy instead?
Do you think it would explain why people occasionally post at times like 00:00?
Have you seen any of those posts?
Don’t you think it’s more likely we run on solar power or wind power instead? It’s more Muserly, isn’t it?
But then, isn’t there the possibility that we’ll use up all our wind and natural light?
Can wind and light be used up?
I doubt it will be for a looong time…perchance the wind light could be generated into sheer energy?
What is “sheer energy”?
What does it sound like?
I’m asking you, aren’t I?
FF- Do you mean caffeine?
Can we have a questions thread?
What sort of questions?
Wouldn’t it be nice to have a thread where we could only talk in questions, so we could let this one get back to being smiley-ful?
Beedle, were you saying that we need a thread to play the Question Game on?
Did I not state it clearly?
Is anyone else finding it extremely difficult, yet fun, to talk like this?
Are we enjoying ourselves too much? Why is it difficult? Isn’t it amazing how easy it is to turn everything into a question instead of a statement? GAPAs, may we please have a thread for this? Isn’t it possible that as soon as we get a thread for this, everyone will forget about it? Hasn’t that happened numerous times in the past?
Do you remember the Muse TV thread?
Remember? Isn’t it fairly new?
f&h,
Wouldn’t it make sense to start a new SSSS thread for 2011 anyway? And, that being the case, why not just run out the clock on this one by filling it with interrogatory silliness?
f&h- But when was the last time someone used it? Isn’t it rather dead?
Beedle, how should I know? I never really paid any attention to it, did I?
Wasn’t I trying to prove a point?
Was I?
Do you see what this game does to us?
*headdesk*
Do you know what I’m talking about?
Is this the most traffic an SSSS thread has gotten in years?
How could it fail to be?
Dang it, why do you people keep making me lose the game?
Why would you even write that, Sudo? >.<
Did I just make a lot of people lose the game?
How do you lose the game?
You don’t know what the Game is?
Would I be asking if I did not only have partial knowledge?
How does one explain the game in question form?
Didn’t you all know that you’re playing the game right now? Doesn’t everyone know that the whole world is playing the game? Did you ever think you could play something you didn’t know about?
Did you just think about The Game? How many people just lost the game?
OH MY GOSH, CAN SOMEBODY HELP ME OUT HERE?
Is it odd that I’m blissfully unaware of what ever you are talking about?
But isn’t it odd that you haven’t heard of the Game, which you lose every time you think about it?
It’s hard to keep this discussion from maxing out the nesting hierarchy, isn’t it?
Will this go down in MuseBlog history?
Will it be even more fondly remembered than the Vampire/Garlic Wars?
Is MuseBlog a weird and wonderful place or what?
Isn’t it just?
How could it not?
Isn’t this comment in the wrong place?
See what happens when you reply to a comment that a GAPA is in the process of relocating?
But why does it do that? And isn’t it lucky that now we’ve got more space for nesting comments?
Have we got more space? Why didn’t I notice that? And where was the original comment in the first place?
Original comment: what else but Robert’s SSSS?
So did FantasyFan reply to Robert’s comment originally?
Oh, wait — did you mean the comment that went astray? How would I know, since Robert was the one moderating? (Forgive me if that sounded sarcastic, will you?)
Actually, see number 96 up there? Notice how there’s no comment 96.1? Can you imagine the current comment 97.4 posted there by mistake?
Uh, no? Am I hopelessly confuddled?
Could we change the subject? It’s really not very interesting, you know?
Haven’t you noticed that such discussions become more interesting to those who can’t make sense of them?
Why do you think so many people enjoy Paker?
I thought I did, but don’t you think that this way works equally well? Might it not even be better, because of all the questions it provokes?
And isn’t it amazing how quickly we ran smack into the wall?
How ironic is it that it happened in a discussion partly about extra space for nested comments?
Ironic? Or inevitable?
Is it possible to be both at the same time?
Does anyone else have the indescribable urge to go through the thread and like all the questions on it? Wouldn’t it be rather cool if they were a solid wall of pink?
On second thought, wouldn’t that be pretty terrifying instead? GAPAs, why did the highlighter color have to be the same color as them?
Am I posting too much on this thread? Do I even care? Isn’t this the most perfect and fun way to spend 2am in the morning?
Did you think the color was by coincidence?
Is it part of some plot to keep Musers from liking posts more than 9 times?
If that’s the case, then why are there so many pink posts?
Miscalculation?
Simultaneous liking?
Evil, rebellious urges to aid the HPBs?
Is there anything inherently evil about rebellious urges to aid the HPBs?
What sort of confusion could possibly lead you to ask this question?
Is questioning our basic axioms wrong when there’s no logical proof for them?
Do you think I shouldn’t have done just what you described?
Is everybody else going to do that now?
Am I a good example of what everyone else is going to do?
Do you want to be?
Why did I just do it? And why do I find the idea of a wall of pink incredibly appealing?
Isn’t this a great experiment about the powers of suggestion on the human mind?
Maths Lover–have the HPBs taken over you mind? Or have they subtly brainwashed to be attracted to the color pink? Do you think that it’s possible that they’re trying to get us to like as many comments as possible to bring down Museblog or something?
Who doesn’t find it appealing?
A wall of pink would scare people though, would it not? Wouldn’t the pink wondery highlightedness explode in a collision of questionary brilliance?
Isn’t that what the HPBs are trying to do?
Or is it?
Do you know that I just went through this thread and liked everyt single question?
Are the highlights more purple-y for anyone else?
Can anyone really know what the highlights are like for anyone else? Can anyone really know what anything is like for anyone else?
Do philosophical questions ever make sense?
Why shouldn’t they?
If something does not make sense, then what is it’s point?
(Does anyone else find it ironic that I’m arguing the opposite of my normal viewpoint?
Perhaps its point is to confuse people?
Why should they?
Why haven’t we invented mind reading yet?
Does anybody else wonder if they are seeing the same things as other people? Obviously we are seeing similar things, right? But perhaps the viewpoint is comepletely different from person to person, for example, say that two people are looking down on top of the empire state building and for one the ground is warping because the person is scared of hights, but the other can see everything but not too well because en is just not inclined to pay attention to all the people swarming like miniature bug-like figures on the streets of New York City-but are they actually phisically seeing different things just because of a psycological effect (and not even their brains?!) ? Why don’t I stop now before I start to get going even more? Why am I so tired even though it’s only eleven o’clock? And did this comment make any sense at all?
Is anyone else looking in awe and possibly a little bit of fear at how pink the thread is right now? Isn’t the power of all these Musers working together to like the questions inspiring?
Isn’t it a little bit sad that this might end when a new SSSS thread is created?
Even if we were to concede that this magentification is good, would more of it necessarily be better?
Don’t you think that the uniqueness of this thread is what makes it special?
Why has no one posted a non-question since Pseudonym’s comment?No one has posted a non-question since Pseudonym’s non-question.Except for me.
Now I think I would like to write an SSSS.
GAPAs meet the Beatles
8) RC: Look, everyone, Paul’s invented a time machine!
WHIZZZZZZZZZ – clank.
8) RS: I thought Paul was a time machine.
8) P: Well, now I can bring my comrades along.
8) 8) 8) 8) *get into time machine*
8) RL: This looks like…the sixties.
8) P: Oh, well, then get back in. We’re a few centuries early.
8) RS: No, no, we’re backstage somewhere! This could be…interesting!
8) RC: What’s that I hear?
8) 8) 8) 8) *listen*
8) RL: This sounds familiar!
8) R’s: *singing* Well she was just seventeen! You know what I mean!
8) RC: This is a Beatles show! And this song is…
8) RL: The finale!
8) P: Watch out! Here they come…!
To be continued
It must run in the family.
I can’t wait to see what the Beatles look like.
I was so confused at first – thought Paul was McCartney and RS was Ringo Starr.
Does anyone else have the indescribable urge to go through the thread and like all the questions on it? Wouldn’t it be rather cool if they were a solid wall of pink?
Now everyone has to go and “like” everything until it reaches ten!
OHEMGEORGE, is anyone else reveling in the very pinkness of the essence of the thread right now?
(Jake)
so what’s up with you?
(Kat)
i am sad
(Jake)
why are you sad?
(Kat)
because an evil wizard cast a spell on me
Jake
i…i don’t believe in curses and wizards 
Kat
now every time the moon comes out i will turn into a pink bunny
Jake
b-but i-i don’t b-believe you…
Kat
the moon is coming out now! quick! escape now!
Jake
Kat-Bunny
oh-no!
Jake
LOOK! out of the sky! it’s… it’s… A WIZARD!
Kat
SHREEK Growll grrOWF!
Wizard
god work my minion! we shall take the captive away to my dungeon
Jake
NOOO! help please! noooooo! *is whisked away by wizard*
a little while later…
Jake
*is tied up on floor of dungeon*
Wizard
ha ha you will never escape!
Kat
*is in animal cage*
Jake
*unties himself*
Kat
*turns back into human* whew! that was close! now we must kill the wizard
Jake
i know what’ll kill him! *picks up bucket of water*
Wizard
grr! you have escaped! now you must die!
Jake
*throws water*
Wizard
NOOOOOOO! im meltiiiing!!!
Kat
*falls on ground*
Jake
Kat!
Kat
my curse is gone now! you have saved me and killed the wizard horray!
Jake
YAAAY YAAAY YAAAY YAAAY!
THE END!!!
May I direct you to the most recent SSSS thread.