Dumpster-Dive Song

An October issue bonus. Warning: contains spoilers!

As promised on page 6 in the October 2005 Muse Mail section, here are sound files of the B. family’s unforgettable Dumpster Dive song in AIFF and MP3 formats. Now we know how Musers’ parents afford those pricey subscriptions. All together now:

Oh, Dumpster dive, Dumpster dive,
Don’t mind if it’s been used.
We buffed and shined and mended tight
And wiped off all the poo!

(The Mac-friendly AIFF version is 25.5 megabytes in size–probably too big for dialup modems. The MP3 version is a more manageable 2.8 megabytes.)

31 thoughts on “Dumpster-Dive Song”

MontgomeryGurl says:

October 7, 2005 at 3:27 pm

I didn’t actually listen to the song, but I wanted to be the first on to post something. Whooooooooooo!!!!!

I think the song is awesome when you just read it. I don’t know what the B. family’s vocal talents are, but they would have to be pretty for that song not to be totally awesome!! Oh, and I absolutely loved the article about the dumpster dive guy. (Okay, I forgot the name of the article!)

But that’s not important. What’s important is that I am making the first post! Huzzah for me!!

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MontgomeryGurl says:

October 7, 2005 at 6:28 pm

Woohoo, still the only one to post!! How totally awesome is that? I just had a revelation!! I’m the only one in this thread!!! Yay!!!! Party!! (*evil laughter followed by sound of glass breaking, screams and really loud music playing*) Teehee! This is so cool!!

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MontgomeryGurl says:

October 7, 2005 at 8:06 pm

Hello!! Still the only commenter. I wonder how long it will be like this…..

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Phoebe says:

October 7, 2005 at 8:10 pm

HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA

Haha, MongomeryGurl.

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MontgomeryGurl says:

October 7, 2005 at 8:14 pm

You still have a ton of patience Phoebe. It’s really weird. Hey, wanna talk about the actual subject of this thread instead of psychotically going around dashing young people’s dreams of being the only one to comment on a thread? Wacky idea, I know, but ya wanna try it?

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MontgomeryGurl says:

October 8, 2005 at 4:18 pm

I’m getting kind of lonely over her, all by myself with no one but Phoebe in a vindictive mood. *sniff* Come over here please? Some one?? Anyone?!??! Whaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!! I want someone to talk to!!!!!

Okay, I’m sorry, that was something SOTWIAE would have written. In fact, she did! She took over and I was powerless to stop her!!!! Please ignore the parts of my posts that get really weird, as it is probably her writing it.

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The Lurker says:

October 8, 2005 at 7:45 pm

hello. so who’s SOTWIAE? i thought that was a rejected name of yours…

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MontgomeryGurl says:

October 8, 2005 at 8:25 pm

It was. It stands for Strange Off The Wall Internet Alter Ego. she gets control over me sometimes, and posts really weird stuff. If my post makes sense, it’s MontgomeryGurl writing, if it’s strange and offthe wall, it’s SOTWIAE.

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Robert Coontz (Administrator) says:

October 8, 2005 at 11:03 pm

Has anybody listened to the song???

–Robert

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PotterHaterGurl says:

October 9, 2005 at 12:11 am

I just did! It took forever to download because I have dialup, but man was it ever worth it! Why isn’t that family on tour or something? I think that from now on, listening to that song ought to be a requirement for entering the MuseBlog! It really was great, this is not just mindless gushing. I can’t believe I am the first one to listen to it! Come on Musers, listen to this song!!! I highly recomend it!!!

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PotterHaterGurl says:

October 9, 2005 at 12:14 am

Alright, just listened to it again!! Musers, I am really serious, this is one great song! Listen to it!

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Lizzie says:

October 9, 2005 at 11:48 am

yeah, I listened to it directly after I got my Muse, and then I spent the next few weeks telling my friends they had to 1. subscribe to Muse, 2. Come here, and 3. listen to the song already.. Unfortunely, I don’t think any of them listened to me.. they’re used to me, I guess…

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The Lurker says:

October 9, 2005 at 1:08 pm

speaking of online songs and things has anybody heard the llama song by burton earny?

here’s a llama there’s a llama and another little llama fuzzy llama funny llama llama llama duck!

my friend-who-will-not-come-on-here-even-though-she’s-a-muser sent it. funny stuff.

we should make an online flash movie/song thread. there are sooo many funny ones…

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Phoenix says:

October 9, 2005 at 1:50 pm

Yeah I heard the Llama Song. My S.S. teacher, who is really cool and once had her face bitten by a shark, got the entire class together and had us listen to it. It’s funny, but it still drives me CRAZY.

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The Lurker says:

October 9, 2005 at 3:53 pm

hah it drives me crazy too! which is why i’m sitting here listening to it…my homework will be quite interesting tomarrow…

ooh! another random movie thing! who’s seen the badger one??? that’s one of my favs.

ok now i’m going to say that the dumster dive song rocks for two reasons. 1-it does rock! 2-once again i am posting a comment with almost no connection to the actual topic. so yes all hail the dumpster dive song!!

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Lizzie says:

October 9, 2005 at 5:54 pm

ooh!! I love the weebletunes stuff! Which is the guys who made badgerbadgerbadger, dancing lions (only in Kenya), etc.
I like the “hats for clowns” one.

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The Lurker says:

October 10, 2005 at 3:43 pm

i get them off albinoblacksheep. mostly. never been to weebletunes.

weebletunes…hmm…time to go! clickyclicky! typitytype! ok yes i had sugar. wheeee!

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Phoebe says:

October 10, 2005 at 3:54 pm

MontgomeryGurl, you’re the one who takes pleasure in insulting other people (PotterHaterGurl) why don’t you let the rest of us have some fun? For fear of the admins busting me, I’ll try not to argue with you.

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The Lurker says:

October 10, 2005 at 4:53 pm

YAAAAAY!!! IT’S THE HOT PINK BUNNIES!!!! ALL HAIL THE HOT PINK BUNNIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!

HOT PINK BUNNY FANS UNITE!!!!!!

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Rosanne Spector (Administrator) says:

October 10, 2005 at 4:32 pm

OK. Enough, already!

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MontgomeryGurl says:

October 10, 2005 at 6:20 pm

I love Hot Pink Bunnies!!!! I did the thing where you could get the stickers in the Sept. issue. Man are they ever awesome!!!!!!

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MontgomeryGurl says:

October 10, 2005 at 6:52 pm

Forgot to put this in the last post: When did I ever say that you shouldn’t have fun, Phoebe? When did I ever insult you? I just get pleasure out of making people MAD, not insulting them. When did I try to stop you from having fun? Why did you put that on teh dumpster dive thread, of all places? Is this going to be blocked out byHot Pink Bunnies? I just wanted to make this one last comment, now I really am dropping it.

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Rosanne Spector (Administrator) says:

October 10, 2005 at 7:11 pm

The bunnies will let this last comment slide. Let’s get past this topic now. It might be frustrating for Phoebe to just let these comments go unanswered. But the bunnies have just about had it.

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Robert Coontz (Administrator) says:

October 10, 2005 at 7:16 pm

Agreed. If you don’t have something nice to say about dumpsters, please just keep quiet until you think of one.

–Robert

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MontgomeryGurl says:

October 10, 2005 at 7:21 pm

Okay, I’m really sorry I said that thing. You Muse administrator poeple are completely right, as usual. It’s all over now, out of my system.

I love dumpsters! One time I helped make an old furniture store into a church, and all of us kids hung out around the dumpster, and some of the kids played in it. It was really fun, not gross at all!!

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MontgomeryGurl says:

October 10, 2005 at 8:49 pm

Go dupsters!!! (I am writing this kind of because I am bored, and kind of because I want to talk about dumpsters.) They really are alot of fun to play in, when they have such non-gross and non-dangerous items in them as old ceiling tiles and drywall.

I absolutely love the Dumpster Dive song!!!!! I would listen to it again, except that I just got WOW Hits 2006, and right now I am listening to Joy Williams sing about how I don’t have to hide. No, sorry, I’m listening to TobyMac sing about the atmosphere. It’s really great!!!

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The Lurker says:

October 10, 2005 at 9:53 pm

ihatedumpstersihatedumpstersihatedumpsters

just kidding i love them but i want the bunnies. need….bunnies…*gasp* bunnies…where are the bunnies?

how about this? catdogcatdogcatdogilovedogscatdogcatdogcatdog.

ok sry going on a bunny craze now. arrrrgh. extremely random post. oh vell.

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The Lurker says:

October 11, 2005 at 8:26 am

noooooo you didn’t cover it with the buunnnieeeeesss!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! aaaaarrrrrggh! there is no longer a meaning to life! DESPAIR AND MEET YOUR DOOM! FOR HERE IS THE ABSENCE OF THE HOT PINK BUNNIES! THE SIGNAL OF THE ENDING OF THE WORLD!!!!

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Queen Julietaini of Kiador, or Queenie J, Stickler for Accuracy says:

October 11, 2005 at 5:38 pm

Oh, Lurker, it’s not as bad as all that. Really.

WINDOWS MEDIA CANNOT PLAY THE FILE. And why not, may I ask? This sets off a simple Pavlovian “kill” response in the average stickler. No, really.

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Robert Coontz (Administrator) says:

October 12, 2005 at 2:49 pm

There are two files. Can’t Windows Media play either of them?

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KitKat says:

October 15, 2005 at 8:07 pm

Nope. I tried. Maybe it’s just my computer.

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