Jokes and Riddles
By request of Her Former Majesty, MontgomeryMongtomeryGurl.
Date: October 9, 2005
Categories: Random craziness
Tuesday, 30 April 2024
Life, the universe, pies, hot-pink bunnies, world domination, and everything
By request of Her Former Majesty, MontgomeryMongtomeryGurl.
Date: October 9, 2005
Categories: Random craziness
For starters, here is Phoenix’s riddle, which has brought the “Writing” thread to a near-halt:
H(a)
____________
H(b)
The ____________s represent an endless river. A ferryman has a boat on the river, and he is willing to transport various items across. He is dishonest, however, so unless the item is locked in a box he will steal it. The boat is only big enough for the ferryman and 1 piece of cargo.
H(a) and H(b) are houses, belonging to a doctor and an ordinary person. One day the person falls deathly ill, and the doctor person has the only cure. If each person has a box, a padlock, and a key to their padlock (and their padlock ONLY), how does the doctor get the medicine across without it being stolen? (Oh yeah–and stealing the boat is NOT an option. When I told my mom this riddle, she said, “well, the doctor takes the box and hits the ferryman on the head, then steals his boat… this is NOT the right answer, people!)
would the ferryman steal an empty box?
JUST SOLVE THE RIDDLE PEOPLE! auuugsnortslobberchlech
*turns into an enraged bull and begins to stampede around the room*
*sound of police chasing enraged bull around the room*
auuuuuuuuuuuugh!
also, to Ms. Administrator: no, that dosn’t have anything to do with it.
As long as we’re at it, I’ll add in my own little riddle, minus the visual aids.
So theres a chicken, a fox and a bag of grain. Farmer Fred wants to get them across the river. He has one boat that can fit him and one of his things. There’s a catch, though, because he can’t leave the chicken with the grain, becasue the chicken will eat the grain, and he can’t leave the fox with the chicken, becuase the fox will eat the chicken. in which order does he bring them over? (This one is pretty easy)
Wooooo!!! I feel really, incredibly special right now! I really didn’t think the Muse administrator people would make a new thread just because I asked. I wanted them to, but I had no idea I was that influential! Yay for the Muse administrator people!!
No he will not, as you can see if you check previous posts on the Writing thread. Apparently the ferryman has a pathological fear of lockboxes, which is just strong enough so that he won’t steal them, but not so strong that he won’t take them across.
Hey, I wrote something, and when I came back, It was gone!!!!! Not just “awaiting moderation”, but GONE!!!!! Scary…..
I’m going to repost it now: Wooooooooo!!!! I feel so incredibly special right now!! I was kinda surprised when I came back from church and find this thread awaiting me. I wanted the Muse administrator people to make this thread, but I had no idea I carried that much influence!!!
No, he will not, as you would have seen if you had looked at the previous posts in Writing. Aparently the ferryman has a pathological fear of lockboxes, just strong enough so that he won’t steal them, but not so strong that he won’t take them across. Now if this post disapears I will be really mad!!!!
Okay, I’m sorry. I don’t know what hapened there, but all my posts that haven’t been cleared by the Muse administrator people aren’t showing up. They had better be there!!! You listening, Muse administrator people?!?! Are you!?!??
I know Phoebe’s riddle! It’s…um…okay, I have it. It’s…ah, let me think. Okay, got it! He brings the chicken over, then he goes back and gets the fox, which he drops off on the oposite shore, right before he grabs the chicken and takes her back. Then he takes the grain across, and goes back for the chicken who is waiting for him on the other shore. Now everyone is across, safe and uneaten!
MG,
Yes, I’ve been online a lot today. Your comments were probably being approved so fast that you lost track of them.
OK, here’s how I think the doctor can send the medicine. A lockbox usually has a hasp, a slotted metal plate that’s hinged to the lid of the box. The hasp swings down over a U-shaped staple, attached to the lower part of the box, so that the staple sticks through the slot. To lock the box, you slip the padlock through the staple and close the padlock. Got it? Now, here’s what happens:
(1) The sick person loops the lock through the slot in the hasp and closes it. Now the lock is locked to the hasp. But the staple isn’t involved, so the box is not closed. The sick person sends the box to the doctor that way.
(2) On receiving the box, the doctor puts the medicine into it. Then he/she takes his/her padlock, sticks it through the staple and through the other lock, and closes it. Result: the two locks form a sort of chain that keeps the box locked shut.
(3) The doctor sends the box to the sick person.
(4) On receiving the box, the sick person uses the key to open his/her lock. He/she removes it from the staple and from the other lock. The box is now open, and the sick person takes the medicine.
What do you think?
–Robert
I think you’ve got it…
only does it count as locked or not in step 1?
It’s not locked in step 1. But that doesn’t matter, because the box is empty.
If that’s the answer, we really need a new riddle. Somebody post one, please!
Nobody has answered ChinTsu’s riddle yet:
I am a monster from which you only can hide
In the hard earth or in the wide skies.
I live all my life to eat and consume
but I fear to drink, for it holds my doom.
Okay, that’s really hard!!!!! This one probably won’t be as much fun as the last one, since there is nothing to pick apart to avoid solving the actual riddle. Question: Is it an intangible, like love or something, or is it an actual thing?
O COME ON THAT’S SO EASY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
please answer
time? life? the boogeyman? a leaf? my upside-down globe? (yah i just noticed that i put my globe together upside-down. arrgh.)
a hint? plz? i have no clue.
I something that u can see.
U people haven’t heard of this one?
*sits in shock*
Pheebs is not patient! All she has to do is copy the same thing over and over.
sorry, guys, that isn’t the answer. If the box isn’t locked he will steal it. You are VERY close though!
I can’t come up with the answer!!! AAAAUUUUUGGGGHHHH!!!! This is so annoying!! Um, is it an animal, an inanimate object, or something in nature (like a mountain)? I really want the answer to this one.
I admit, my yaying is a fraud.
Have you (#20) told us before that the ferryman steals unlocked boxes? Well, never mind.
(1) Doctor passes lock through the slot and through the staple and closes it, locking the empty box in an unconventional way. (There may be combinations of shapes of lock, hasp, and staple that make this maneuver impossible, but I assume geometry is on our side here.)
(2) Doctor sends the box to the sick person.
(3) Sick person passes his/her own lock through the slot, closes it, and sends the box back to the doctor, with the extra lock “going along for the ride.”
(4) Doctor removes his/her own lock, opens the box, and puts the medicine inside it.
(5) Doctor replaces his/her lock, threading it through the staple and through the other lock to make the sort of two-lock chain described in comment 10, step 2.
(6) Doctor sends medicine-containing locked box to sick person.
(7) Sick person opens his/her lock, and thus the box, and takes the medicine.
I really hope that is the answer. I think it’s super weird that the ferryman won’t steal the lock boxes when they have a padlock on them, but he will steal them when they don’t, and he will also steal padlocks when not attached to lock boxes. I think the whole riddle was just plain freaky.
I’m supposed to post longer comments, so I’m going to comment on Chin Tsu’s riddle in this same post. I absolutely, possotively cannot figure it out!!!!!! I should know it. I feel like Bilbo in The Hobbit when he’s down there with Gollum, and he has the riddle about the thing that breaks through iron, destroys everthing, no one can hide from it, yadda yadda yadda, and he can’t figure it out and is only saved by pure luck from being eaten by Gollum, because he squeaked out “Time, time!” meaning give me more time, and that was the answer to the riddle. That’s how frustrated I feel.
If oatmeal cookies are made of oatmeal, and chocolate chip cookies are made of chocolate chips, what are Girl Scout cookies made of?
Why do we park in a driveway and drive in a parkway?
montgomerygurl, for your first riddle-
GIRL SCOUTS!! mwahaha! that’s right, the girl scouts are all cannibals! The one with the least number of badges gets made into cookies!! YOUR CHILDREN ARE NOT SAFE!!!! MWAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
i love the riddles in the hobbit, but i think most people probably know them…
ooh! is the answer time?
oh yah i asked my brother about the second one and he said, “cuz that’s just what we do leave me alone”
he’s reading calvin and hobbes. feel sorry for me people. calvin is like his hero. ow.
Calvin is my little brother’s hero, too. He gets in these “I love Calvin” moods, and he goes around quoting the strips. It’s not nearly as funny as when you read it, and then it spoils the strip for me the next time I see it, because I’m thinking about how flat it was when he just told me. My mom won’t let me tell him to stop, because she thinks that my older brother and I are too mean to him. I’ll say, “Drew, just let me read it,” and then she has a fit and says “It was fine for him to tell us that!” even though it spoiled the whole joke for me from then on.
ooooh, so close but yet so far, Mr. Administrator. Yos ALMOST got it, but it is too elaborate. try simpler.
(1) Doctor puts medicine into box, locks the box with padlock, and sends it across the river.
(2) Sick person whacks padlock with a sledgehammer, busting it to smithereens.
(3) Sick person opens the box and takes the medicine.
I think Phoenix’s riddle is too tricky.
Phoenix, can you tell us what didn’t work about Robert’s answer? It might not be the answer you had in mind, but I think it works. I also think the one with the sledgehammer is pretty good, too. Ha ha!! I laughed so hard at that!
We’ve all been working hard to save that poor sick person’s life. As far as I’m concerned, I’ve just done it twice.
Here’s another way:
(1) Doctor puts the medicine and the key into the chest.
(2) Doctor locks the chest by the looped-through-the-slot method so that the lid doesn’t close snugly, and gives it to the ferryman.
(3) Technically, the key is inside a locked box, so the ferryman won’t steal it. But…
(4) On receiving the box, the sick person turns it upside-down so the key falls into the lid, then turns the box until the key falls out onto the ground.
(5) Sick person unlocks the box and takes the medicine.
My favorite solution is still Rosanne’s: the doctor smears medicine all over the box and writes a note on the box telling the sick person to lick it. That’s four rescues. We’re heroes!
I also loved that one!!!! I think that if the person was too sick to go get a doctor on his side of the river, he’s probably dead by now. I think all of your solutions work, Robert. I think Phoenix is just upset that we solved her riddle, so she keeps acting like we haven’t figured it out, even though we’ve come up with at least nine or ten completely credible solutions. I think we should drop the riddle, because Robert’s solution in post #30 works, and it doesn’t break any of the rules.
I’m sorry, I meant the answer in post number #23, but post #30 is a good answer, and it was REALLY funny!!!!!! I might just think that because everything seems really funny on the internet, but I laughed about it even when I was off, so I don’t think that’s it.
No, wait, I mean that #30 does work wihout breaking any rules, and #33 is really funny. This is about to get kind of really super confusing.
Darn it!!!!!!!!!! I mean that #23 really works, #30 is super incredibly funny, and #33 is kinda funny!!! There, I think I finally got it!!!!!
I have a joke! I have a joke! Okie doke:
An Irish man walks OUT of a bar!!!
Okay, we came up with a solution to Phoenix’s riddle which worked even though it wasn’t the answer she had in mind. Now we need to figure out Chin Tsu’s. Um…. any ideas? I can NOT get a grasp on it!!! I gave it to my mom, and she thinks there isn’t a solution to it, but that’s what she thought about Phoenix’s, too.
I got Boxty’s joke!! That’s really funny!!!! Ha ha! It was unexpected, too. I’m glad I got the Muse administrator people to start this thread, it’s really alot of fun!!!
Hm, thinking about ChinTsu’s riddle (#14). Hates water. Devours things. Avoidable by burrowing or flying. Sounds like a forest fire to me.
haha! funny boxty!
ooh i have a story about a joke. ok, the joke is what does a dog wear on it’s feet and the answer is hush puppies (shoe store/brand/thingy) and my brother sent that in to the hush puppies people and got a whole collectible collection. i was like, “wow. they liked the joke huh?” probably cuz it sounds like an advertising/commercial joke. anyhoo, story time over now.
I think Robert was right about the riddle, and now I feel like a total idiot for not figuring that out. Why is it that I can never figure out really obvious riddles? I can’t figure out the hard ones either, but somehow I feel like I should know the easy ones……
I have a riddle! I have a riddle! Um, okay, here goes: What is greater than God, worse than the devil, poor peole have it, rich people want it, and if you eat it you die?
fine, fine. here is the answer I wanted (ending a legacy!)
1)docter puts medicine in box, puts on his padlock, and locks the box. He sends it across the river.
2)sick person gets it, puts HIS lock on the box as well, locks it, and sends it over.
3)docter unlocks HIS padlock, sends box back over.
4)sick person unlocks HIS padlock, takes out the medicine and get well.
There. now is everyone satisfied?!!! MontgomoryGurl, you challenge my honor. I would NEVER lie about somthing like that.
Aha! That was a good one, Phoenix.
I’m sorry, Phoenix!! I was only expressing my frustration that we couldn’t figure out the stupid riddle!!!!!!! I wan’t actually seriously saying that you were lying, I was just joking.
Why does this thread say “by request of her former majesty MON-GT-OMERY Gurl”?!!?!! you spelled my name wrong!
Oops.
Thank you, that’s better. Why don’t we get back to my riddle now. Someone said it at camp a few years back, and all of us were totally lost for a REALLY long time. What is greater than God, worse than the devil, poor people have it, rich people want it, and if you eat it you die.
AAAAAH!!! NOOOOOO!!! THE WORLD IS COMING TO AN END!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ok not really. ignore my insanity. I’m procrastinating. Actually it’s kinda writer’s block, but i’m procrastinating on thinking. *thinkthinkthink* AAAAHHH!!!! I’M THINKING!! NOOOO!! THE WORLD IS COMING TO AN END!!!!!!!
I don’t know why, i just like saying that the world is coming to an end. When the neighborhood got really quiet, I would just run down the sidewalk screaming, “THE WORLD IS COMING TO AN END!! FLEE!! FLEE FOR YOUR LIVES!!”
yes i’m absolutely nutters. my friends would never do it with me though. hmph. they just missed out. trust me, this is a lot of fun! I haven’t done it in ohio yet though…
ooh! joke!! this is a waaay long one. it’s a knock knock though, so somebody needs to respond. Everybody’s probably heard this one before, but it’s cool. Knock knock!
I’ll bite: Who’s There?
MontgomeryGurl, is “time” the answer to your riddle?
No way!!! Is time greater than God? Is it worse than the devil? Can you eat it? No, I’m afraid you’ll have to think harder about this one…..
I have a few things to say about Girl Scouts…
No, 14 is not too old to be a Girl Scout
The girls who sell the least amount of cookies are not made into cookies, they are made into extra pulpy Florida orange juice.
I’m glad i got that straightened out
banana
(i can hear everybody going, “oh great not this one!” mwahahahaha)
hmm…it’s a good thing I don’t drink extra pulpy Florida orange juice!
Oh well. Time seems so wondrous and inexplicable I thought it might be the solution even though I wasn’t sure how.
I know what you mean. I always want to make “time” the answer to every riddle I deal with. Next time, try applying it to each part of the riddle, and see of it fits.
Okay, ebeth: Banana who?
Knock knock! (mwahaha)
I guess I’ll play along: Who’s there?
About Girl Scouts (I tried to send this before, so if you already have about 3 then don’t do this one)
No, 14 is not too Old to be a Girl Scout
The girls who sell the least amount of cookies are NOT mad into cookies. They are mad into extra pulpy Florida Orange Juice
NOOOOO! don’t put the last one on!!!!!!!!!!!! Or this one!!!! I’m weird enough already!!!!!
Banana!
Yay! I’m sure I have the answer to MontgomeryGurl’s riddle now. But I won’t give it away. Just a couple of hints: It’s 7 letters long and has an “H” in the middle, right?
Good for you, Rosanne!!! It took me forever to figure it out! Let’s see if the other Musers can get it.
Okay Ebeth: Banana Who?
I have a joke! It might offend somebody, but I don’t know what ya’ll look like, so just remeber that it isn’t directed at anyone in particular: Blondes have more fun. Brunettes can add.
Want to hear another dumb blonde joke? I take it by your silence that you do: How do you kill a dumb blonde? Put a scratch ‘n’ sniff at the bottom of a pool!!
A blind guy walks into a bar. He goes in, sits down and says, “hey, anyone want to here a dumb blode joke?” Immediatley there is complete silence. “Well sir, you could,” said the bartender, “but I’m a blonde, and a former line backer. The guy sitting behind you is 300 pounds, and also a blonde, and the man to your left is, too. Do you still want to tell that joke?” “No way,” said the blind man, “not if I’m boing to have to explain it three times!”
Knock knock
ooh blonde jokes! you guys know the “she was so blonde” ones? She was so blonde she tripped over a cordless phone! i got a chain email w/a whole bunch like that but that’s the only one i remember.
no offense to any blondes. just the dumb ones. lol! hey u guys are musers none of u are dumb.
I’m lost on montgomerygurl’s riddle. eat it and you’ll die? all i can think of is skool food. oh yah i’m officially spelling skool like this now. later!
DING DING DING DING!!!! We have a winner!
The answere was fire, but same diff.
Here’s one that i heard.
Little Nancy Etticoat, in a white petticoat.
The longer she stands, the shorter she grows.
Hey! Hey! Is Little Nancy Etticoat a CANDLE, by any chance?
On my riddle, think more along the lines of greater than God, and worse than the devi, and maybe it will be easier.
Ebeth: Who’s there?
BANANA!
i’m still totally lost on urs montgomerygurl.
arrgh. ?????
grrr.
Ok since we’re talking about dumb blond jokes here’s one:
A red head, a brunette, and a blonde all go to the pool for swim practice. Their swim coach tells them to swim 200 laps of breaststroke around the pool. The red head and the brunette finish in 1 day and a 1/2. The blonde finished a week later. When the swim coach asked her why she took so long, she said,”They cheated, they used their hands!”
Just so you know that was not made to offend anyone. On my old swim team we used to yell it across the pool at the other team.
Ah… those were the days…
-Krissy who is also known as Kricket
Okay, to break the monotony of blond jokes:
There is a first violinist, a second violinist, a virtuosic violist, and a bassist lined up on the edge of a football field. On the other side, a man is holding a $100 bill. he drops it and they run for it. who gets it?
I also know about 10000 viola jokes, in case anyone is interested..
I’m gonna say the bassist just cuz basses are cool, but i honestly don’t know.
viola jokes?
postempostempostem. whatever’s funny works!
Ebeth: who’s there?
Sorry, I meant: Banana who?
Lizzie are you in Orchestra?
Knock knock!
Do you people sceen the things that you put on here???
Did you want me to lookfunny??
Do you care how people *sniff* feel?
Do you feel??
Ok, I’m not entirely “mad.” I’m just glad nobody made a comment about little ol’ Boxty. (I’m not that old) I’m just saying that you better have a chocolate chip cookie and a glass of milk ready for me. Otherwise, who knows what will happen…
Ebeth: Who’s there? I need to type more because the duplicate comment detector won’t put it up if I don’t.
Boxty, we don’t screen much. We’re not trying to make anyone look funny. We just don’t screen much.
A virtual chocolate chip cookie and glass of milk are coasting toward you on an imaginary cloud. They will arrive very soon.
The second violinist, because 1. the first violinist won’t run for anything under $500 dollars, 2. there is no such thing as a virtuosic violist, and 3. the bassist is too busy drooling.
and yes, in case you haven’t noticed, I am in orchestra.
Kricket knew that. Kricket was testing you people.
Here’s Kricket’s riddle:
Two girls walk into a shop to apply for a job. They have the same address, phone #’s, zip codes, etc. They have the same hair color, eye color, etc. The store owner asks them if they were twins. They said no. What were they?
BANANA!
oh i didn’t know you could send food on clouds! here i am, throwing food all over my computer screen and you tell me i have to send it on a cloud?
well then. fine. be that way.
lol!
haha! nice joke lizzie!
hey boxty what exactly are you talking about?
Ebeth: Banana who?
Krissy: I think they’re clones.
um…clones?
why is kricket talking in 3rd person today? maybe ebeth should do that too. heck let’s just make this Third Person Day!
yes ebeth is a shameful copycat. oh vell!
Krissy also known as Kricket- sisters.
Boxty (59, 60, 77, 79),
Rosanne is (as usual) absolutely right. We check to make sure messages obey the Rules, but we certainly wouldn’t screen them to make MuseBloggers look less weird than you really are. Our motto: if you’ve got it, flaunt it.
MontgomeryGurl thinks that Third Preson day is a very good idea. She wonders how many of youhave seen that episode of Seinfeld where a guy kept on talking in the third person. She thinks that if you haven’t seen it, you are a poor, deprived little child. It was so funny she almost died laughing.
Kricket thinks you are all copy cats but at least you are follwing Kricket’s trend… mwahahahahaha!!!!!
keep guessing on that riddle!!!!!
Kricket’s friend from MD is sitting nxt. to Kricket.
Kitten: Should Kitten see if her brother wants to se this??
Kitten has to go…dad comes home and bans her from computer
so sad
Okay, for all you brains, answer this.
You visit a cherry tree. You take take no cherries, but you leave no cherries!
Post your answers, please.
Congrats to the right answer.
MontgomeryGurl, I am certainly a poor, deprived little child. I haven’t heard of it!
ouch! ebeth totally forgot about third person day! she pleads that she hasn’t been online at all today because she was at crew…rehearsal…thingy…whatever they call it.
what do the call it? like the actors go to rehearsals…what do crew members go to? they don’t go to the rehearsals w/ the actors…at least not for a while anyway. so what do they go to? hm….
ebeth will go ponder that now.
ebeth: *ponders the meaning of life and wonders what crew members go to instead of rehearsals*
boxty being insane rocks. come on. have some muser pride!
My assumtions were confirmed when Ebeth the Lurker asked what I was talking about.
I have a really fun game that my friends and moi sometimes play.
Everybody lies in a circle with their hands in front of them
EX: p1 lays there. p2 put one arm over p1’s arm, p3 puts an arm over p2’s second arm and so on until the circle is complete. Then the story begins. P1 starts. He/She slaps their hand on the ground and says a word. P2 does the same thing and so on. You go around in the circle until you finish the story. Some of them can be really wacky. One time we made a story about a green catapillar who lived in a monster. the monster ate him and then the catapillar went home. And then the catapillars were made into green frosting and spread on a cake. I laughed a ton durinf those stories. -sigh- It brings up fond memories.
Well enjoy!
I have a blond joke:
One day a blond walked into a store and wanted to buy a tv. She asked the salesman how much it cost. He said,”We don’t sell to dumb blondes.”
So the next day she walked in with a burnette wig on. She asked the salesman how much it cost. he said,”We don’t sell to dumb blondes.”
So the next day she came in with a red wig on. She asked the salesman how much the tv cost. He said,”We don’t sell to dumb blondes.”
She said,” How did you know I am blond?”
he said,” Because, that’s a microwave.”
Why are most blond jokes about women? i’m in advanced algebra for goodness sakes.
(I’m in PI. Where I live, that’s a place where smarty pants get challenged. But I’m not a smarty pants. I wear shorts most of the time..)
Why are so many people so hairist? I agree with Boxty.
So, let’s see how many people with brown hair answer this question right.
There’s a cherry tree in the middle of nowhere. You’re hungry. You take no cherries, but you leave no cherries and this is not a trick question. (*well maybe it is.It depends on how you think of it.*)
Tell me + Boxty what color your hair is.
(And answer the question of course.)
Go Boxty! Fight against all the hairists!
My name is now Kit Kat. Kit Kat Uck is just plain Bizzarre.
(Just to let you know, I repeated this question ’cause nobody answered it!)
Cherry riddle: it was winter, there were no cherries in the first place.
Here is a game my friends and I play: everyone gets a piece of paper. everyone writes two related lines (ex.
My hair is green. Once I tried to die it black but it just got striped.
Everyone asked me why I looked like a barfing zebra.)
Then you fold the paper over the first line so only the second line shows. Then you pass it to a random person who is also finished. Now you have that person’s paper. You read the second line, but not the covered first fist line, so if you got the example paper you would only see the “Everyone asked me why I looked like a barfing zebra” part. Then you write somthing that makes sense with that line, like, “I told them my father was a barfing zebra.” then you fold the paper over the second line so what you wrote is the only thing that shows. And so on. You stop when you run out of room, then unfold them and read them. It can get hysterical! Here is an example played with my friends Zyviva, the Smurfinator, Queen Stephonia, and one who wishes to be known as Cobra:
Cows are unbelivably cool
as are sheep
sheep go baa
I thought that was goats?
I hate goats, they are smelly. Nothing should be goats.
not as smelly as cafeteria food!
ahh! cafeteria food! run away! *runs away*
EEK! IT IS THE ATTACK OF THE KILLER CAFETERIA FOOD!
Hello I am the random interrupting machine: In a previous life I was a waffle…
In a previous life I was spaggetti.
Thats nice to know.
Whats nice to know?
The dungeon collapses around you…
and all the dragons come out!
Ahhhh! dragons!
Purple dragons
Purple dragons with orange spots
sounds like what the orange I left rotting in my bag all year looked like…
blurg!
Yaaaarg. Ich! Ech! blahhh…
Huh?
Huh what?
huh what what?
what does “bubwhutwhut” mean? I don’t think I can red your handwriting…
It means cows…
and so on. you get the idea.
Oh yeah, and my hair is black.
hey kitkat it wasn’t a cherry tree!
i don’t care about hair colors but all the funny jokes are about blondes. it’s probably because of all those girls that dye their hair blonde cuz they think guys like it.
why is the world so hair-centered anyway? i mean everything’s about hair!
I’m going to get my head shaved if the hairist control the world any longer.
Okay, Okay. I’ll tell you the answer to my stupid little riddle.
There were two cherries.
You took a cherry, not cherries.
You left a cherry, not cherries.
So there you go. Maybe I’ll have a better one next time.
Ebeth, I know girls who would die their hair toilet-seat green for their boy friends. Their totally disgusting.
I was born a redhead, and I have never in my life dyed my hair, but I have also never ahd a boyfriend, so the two might be related.
No one has answered my riddle yet! I will repost it here. What is greater than God, worse thatn the devil, poor people have it, rich people want it, and if you eat it you die? Rosanne figured it out, but no one else did.
Answer to 89- there was no cherries on the tree!!!
99- Ebeth, you insult me. My hair is blond. U r very mean!!
101- I get it!!!
I think the answer is… no wait that has more than 7 letters with no H in the middle.
Kricket: Kricket says to keep guessing and says thanks to pointing out the obvious Lizzie!!! Of course they’re sisters but what type of sisters??????????????????????
:):)
power to the smilies!!!
MontgomeryGurl you go me stumped.
But I’m getting you back right now.
(Anybody else can answer it to)
Don’t forget to state your hair color!!!
a) Mary married John two years ago. She did not bring any money into the marriage and did not work during these two years, and spent a ton! But she alone made her husband a millionare. How did she do it?
b) What can elephants make that no other animal can?
c)You find a shelter in a mountain lodge on a windy night. When you go in, you only find a match, a candle, a sheet of newspaper, and a torch. You need to light the fireplace. What do you light first?
d) how many cookies could you eat on a empty stomach?
e) Two woman are talking on the street (there is no incest in this) When they see two men coming, they say, “There are our fathers, our mother’s husbands, our children’s fathers, and our own husbands.
Sorry I forgot to say in “e)” how can this be. :-~ (I made this emberrased smiley!)
And I spelled emberrassed wrong, spelling bee nominies.
14) If someone didn’t already answer it, it’s fire!!!!
And it’s not really 1:29. Accordining to my clock it’s 11:00.
sry kitten! i was talking about dumb blondes! ur a muser!
Anyone up to a game of questionare? We could switchback. (Ebeth?)
Questionare works like this. I ask a question.
Example: How are you today?
Partner tries to make up a question having to do with the subject and not answering in a statement, command, etc., basically, anything that’s not a interrogative.
Example: How are you today? (1st person)
Why do you care (2nd person)
There can be as many people as wanted.
Anybody want to play? If so, I’ll start.
What’s going on?
Redhead
a) He was left money in a will, and inheriting it was contingent upon him getting married. If he hadn’t have married her, he wouldn’t have gotten the money.
b) Elephant dung.
c) The match.
d) You could eat as many cookies while sitting on top of an empty stomach as anywhere else!!
e) The women were lyers.
A) Good guess, but it’s actually that he was a billionare and her spending habits made him a millionaire.
b) That’s a better answer than I had! It’s actually elephant babies, but yours is funnier.
c) Good job! Have you heard that one before?
d) Even a funnier answer then you gave b). The real answer is boringly logical. 1 cookie. After that, you wouldn’t have a empty stomach.
e) Good Guess. *giggle, giggle* actually it’s that when their father’s wives died, the decided to marry the other’s daughter. It takes place when they’ve been married and had kids.
Mmmm….popcorn…the perfect computer snack…
a) what animal walks on all fours in the morning, on two legs at noon, and on three legs at dusk?
You might have to be a bit spiritual.
B) You can light a match underwater, but how? do you know?
C) Paris starts with a “p” and ends with a “e”. Is this true?
D) A phone conversation
(for people who like to feel smart)
“May I speak to the director?”
“Who’s Calling?”
“John Rominch.”
“I beg your pardon. Could you spell your last name?”
“Sure.”
“Okay, you may begin.”
“R as in roadside, o as in octopus, m as in monopoly, i as in innsbruck-”
“I as in what?”
“Innsbruck.”
“Thank you. You may go on…”
“N as in nest-”
Does this make sense? Why or why not?
appology accepted.
Number one-
The docter sends the box over with his padlock. Then the other person sends it over with his padlock on the box. The doctor undos his padlock, sends it across again, the person undos his lock and gets the medicine.
Is that good/correct???
yay the sphinx riddle!
um…the conversation makes sense to me but that might be because i’m just crazy…is this a trick question? i mean like really tricky?
ok kitkat, i’ll steal ur example question. why do you care?
A)a man
B)you use a stream of natural gas
C)I doubt it
D)Absolutely no the faintest clue.
well?? is it??
Hellooo? Has anyone guess the answer to my riddle yet? OOoooopppps!!!! Skool night time to go to bed!!!!!!
KitKat, you should have waited just a teenie bit longer. I know that riddle, but I usually use apples instead of cherries.
Here’s a good one:
Went into the forest and got it
Looked but couldn’t find it
The more I looked, the less I liked it
When I finally found it, I threw it away
What is it?
Post your guesses PLEASE even if it is just a silly guess
I know,
My Poetry!
*he he he*
lost
Phoenix-
a) ccccccccccccorrectisimo! (whatever that means…)
b) eert. Actually you lighting a match under a bowl/container of water. Good try anyway.
c)Well, it’s true because
Paris starts with a p (quite true)
and ends (refering to ends, not paris anymore) with a e. (quite true)
d) The secretary/clerk (whatever!) asked
“I as in what?”
He was asking for the spelling of the man’s name and shouldn’t care what he used as a example.
Krissy’s Riddle
Answer a.
Liars
Answer B.
Roomates who have contact lenses and dyed hair to match.
Ebeth-
And why should this concern you?
(Times…don’t take this personally! Everything concerns the ruler of the universe—-erm, Kitten, I said universe not galexy, so your muse art is safe n’ sound.)
Riddles of the day (all about Barbers)
a) A barber has a rule. “I shall shave everyone in this town who doesn’t shave himself. Nooo exceptions.” He has broken his rule everyday. This makes perfect sense. How come?
b) A barber says, “I’d rather cut the hair of two foriegnors rather than 1 in-towner.” Why would he want to do this?
c) A remote town has two hair salons. The first one has a dirty mirror, a floor covered in hair, and the hairdresser has a awful haircut. In the second one, the mirro and floor are very clean, and the hairdresser has a ggggreat haircut. Where would you go and why?
P.S. I get to stay home from school!
Spelling Bee Nominies,
That’s mirror not mirro.
Afterall, I am the muse of horrible spelling.
oops I’ll try that again,
aftral, ie ame tha muuse off horibel spelng.
P.S.
ie ment
opse, I’l trie thatt agan.
kitkat-what is the purpose of that question?
oh yah and according to my teacher last year, people like u have “creative spelling”
*ahem* whoops. ok.
ow ya end akordinng too mie teecher laste yeer, peeple lik yoo hav creeatev spleling.
thet wuld bee lik haff tha clas. especalie mie frend rach.
randum peace ov infoe.
kitkat, eye thinke yoove invadid mie brane end givin mee tha bade-spleling diseese.
ooh! joke. ok. there’s a guy sitting on a chair by the swimming pool reading a newspaper. another guy comes out and says, “hey how’s the water?” the guy reading the newspaper looks up and says, “lukewarm”.
The second guy takes off his shirt and jumps in. a second later he jumps back out and yells to the newspaper guy, “WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? THIS ISN’T LUKEWARM! IT’S FREEZING!!”
the guy w/the newspaper shrugs and says, “look warm to me!”
hahahahahaha! hahaha! haha. ha…ha…um…nobody’s laughing. oh wait i’m on the computer. hahaha! haha. ha…ha…ha………………um….
ok random piece of insanity there.
KitKat:
a)he shaves himself
b)because he’s racist
c) the dirty one, because he got his hair cut by the clean one. He gave the dirty one his nice haircut!
Kitkat:
a) He DOESN’T shave himself
b) because the people in the town already have thier haircut?
or because 2 foreigners = 2 paying customers, as opposed to 1
paying customer. Hmm…
c) no idea. I personally would go to the clean one, but I can’t believe that that would be the answer…
Actually I am a fairly good speller…but It’s fun too ryte this waye. Yaye fur mispeling wurds!
OK, answer key.
a) He shaves himself, therefore he is shaving someone who does shave himself, which breaks his own rule. But if he doesn’t shave himself, he needs to shave himself, but if he shaves himself…ARGH! It’s a palendrom. (He, he, he. I like mispelling things too!)
b) Correct, Elentari. Two paying customers is better than one.
C) Since a barber cannot cut his own hair, he must get it cut by someone else. The other barber gave him the horrible haircut. The other Barber has a great Haircut only because the dirty one made it that way. So, yes, Phoenix, you’re right!
Riddles of the day…
a) What is in the middle of a cigar?
b) A criminal is sentenced to death. Before his excution, he is allowed to make a statement. If his statement is false, he will be hanged. If his statement is true, he will be drowned. What should he say to confuse the jury and thus save his life?
c) Is the sentence “this statement is false” true or false?
d) Can someone marry his brother’s wife’s mother-in-law?
e) a plane crashed in the middle of the tropics. There were exactly two-hundred passengers on the plane, and the crash left more than 200 hundred yards of rainforest in devastation. It was very humid, so how many survivors died?
To KitKat:
a) the letter g
b) he should say, ‘this statement is false’ OR just nothing at all.
Who says he has to say anything?
c) I don’t like impossible ones
d) Well, technically, you could pull a Hamlet (was it him who married his mother? *pulls out Shakespeare book*) and marry your own mother, but generally that’s not a good thing to do… :p
e) What?
Suvivors aren’t dead, so no survivors died. Will someone please answer my riddle?
that 7 letter one w/the H that you die if you eat?
i gave up on that one. i have no idea. sry
Just take it one step at a time: What is greater than God? Answer that, and you have the riddle.
KitKat:
a)g
b)this statement is false
c)yes
d) yes, if he is the priest (or rabbi or whatever)
e)uh, if they were survivors, they didn’t die…
KitKat, keep guessing…
Here’s a hint:
1)They are sisters, but what type?
2)Just because there are two girls there doesn’t mean they don’t have other sisters.
Keep guessing!!!!!
Sooo… for the greater that God one… would the answer be nothing? Cuz I can’t think of anything else…
Can someone try mine? Hint: Think of something you WOULDN’T want to have, that you might get in a forest.
ooooo! I thought of nothing last night at 12:00, so I couldn’t go on, but I got it! It IS ‘nothing’!
You got it Elentari!!!!! We have a winner!!!!! Nothing is greater than God, nothing is worse than the devil, poor people have nothing, rich people want nothing, and if you eat nothing you die!!!! Huzzah for Elentari!!!!!!
I think the answer to your riddle is poison ivy.
Hmm… Leftover pizza is better than nothing. Nothing is better than God. Therefore… no, that can’t be right.
Oooh, very close. But it has to be something that can be taken home, or rather, something that hitchhikes home. Think animal.
Thanks for trying, anyhow. If no one else tries then you get to be the winner.
ticks?
here is a good joke, say all but the last line in a slow, droning, monotone, slightly spooky-like:
in a dark, dark, universe, there was a dark, dark galaxy. in the dark, dark galaxy, there was a dark, dark, solar system. in the dark, dark, solar system, there was a dark, dark, planet. on the dark, dark, planet, there was a dark, dark, continent. in the dark, dark, continent, there was a dark, dark, country. in the dark, dark, country, there was a dark, dark, city. in the dark, dark, city, there was a dark, dark, district. in the dark, dark, district, there was a dark, dark, street. on the dark, dark, street, there was a dark, dark, house. in the dark, dark, house, there was a dark, dark, room. in the dark, dark, room, there was a dark, dark closet. in the dark, dark closet, there was a dark, dark, drawer. in the dark, dark, drawer, there was a dark, dark, box. in the dark, dark, box, there was a dark, dark, bag. and in the dark, dark, bag there was…PINK AN YELLOW JELLY BEANS!!!!!
no, I did not use copy and paste like Pheebs.
You guys answered my riddles all right.
a) the letter g.
b) He will be hanged. If he his hanged, is sentence is true, so he must be drowned, but if he is drowned, he must be hanged because the sentence is false. But if he is hanged the sentence is true so AAAAAAAAAARRRRRRGGGGGGGGHHHH
c)It’s a paradox. Give up.
d)Erm, Hamlet didn’t marry his mother, his uncle married his mother, and his mother had married his father, his uncle’s brother so that Hamlet, who was his father’s son, must have to take revenge on his uncle-father, who was a subject to incest!!! So actually, you’re right however. You can’t marry your mother.
(extra. How do you greet someone who is you brother’s aunt’s mother-in-law’s cousin’s sister’s father’s brother’s grandchild’s great-grandpa’s cousin’s uncle’s father’s son’s mother-in-law’s sister’s brother’s mother’s uncle?)
e)Yerp. Survivors don’t die.
Today’s Riddles….
a) a man ordered a glass of white wine and a glass of red wine at a bar. He rook the glass of white wine in his right hand and the one with red in his left hand and drank both. he paid and left. The next day, he did the same. When he was leaving the waiter asked him:
“I didn’t know that a fire man drank that way.”
The man smiled and left. How did the waiter know that he was a fireman?
b)when he goes to the bathroom , a man does not know if the hot water faucet is the one on the left or right. What does he need to do to be sure that he does not turn on the cold water before he turns on the hot?
b-look at the labels.
Ebeth: YOU WIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YAY!
Phoenix: That sounds like something from Hitchhikers Guide!
Is anyone going to guess the answer to my riddle? Pleeeeeeaaaaseeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I’ve got one! This will be easy to anyone who ever used Encarta 98 and played Mindmaze. Ok…..What is always close to coming but never really comes?
uhhhhhhhhh… the future?????? I’m confused…
ANSWER MY RIDDLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOW!!!!!
But Oedipus Rex killed his father and married his mother…
A. He was wearing a hat?
And so I guess leftover pizza is better than God, by the law of syllogism…
Actually, saying that pizza is greater than God bacause nothing is greater than God, and pizza is greater than nothing, is actually a type of fallacy wherein the meaning of a word changes right in the middle of your arguement. In this case, nothing changed it’s meaning, so therefore the entire line of reasonig is false. Not that you thought it wasn’t or anything, but I just wanted to show off my knowledge of fallacies, something I have been doing ever since I read chapter 2 in my Lincoln-Douglas debate book. Just ignore my endless analyzing, it’s genetic.
#157: MG — I wouldn’t say a word against endless analyzing. I’ve been doing it myself most of my life. Carry on! (You can’t help it, anyway.)
#155: KakaK — The identical-looking sisters aren’t twins. They’re two out of five identical quintuplets. Right?
Wow, you mean you’ll let me analyze everything to death if i want to? I feel that my talents are apreciated here. I normally get on everyone’s nerves, but then I started debate and now every time I start picking apart something one of my classmates said they all laugh and say, “Oh my gosh, you’re going to be such a great debater!!!” so now I feel double apreciated. Awesome, isn’t it?
The answer to mine is tomorrow.
good one! btw people, i’m having lotsa fun confusing everybody w/ur riddles!
If leftover pizza is better than god, maybe leftover pizza is a god of sorts. Like maybe the world is being controlled by the leftover pizza in the fridge that nobody will eat! MAYBE OUR LIVES ARE GOVERNED BY PIZZA!!!! MAYBE NOTHING WE DO HAS MEANING!! MAYBE I’M BEING INSANE!! MAYBE THE LEFTOVER PIZZA IS HAM AND CHEESE!! (yuum) HEELLPP!!!! THE WORLD IS OWNED BY PIZZA!! SCREAM, PANIC, AND HELPLESSLY RUN AROUND IN CIRCLES!!!!!!!!!
kricket, what #post was your riddle on? I can’t find it!
What’s so bad about the world being owned by pizza?? Sounds pretty good to me.
The main problem would be that everyone would disagree about which kind of pizza is best, and the people who liked pepperoni would persecute the people who liked anchovies, etc. Very different from the way the world is today.
Krissy’s riddle was in comment #87.
i dunno how different it would be…pizza parties can get pretty intense…
Robert you are really close!! Think smaller. Not quintenplets.
Umm… quadruplets?
ooh yes. that one. erm….triplets?
oy. who knows. just keep guessing ebeth just keep guessing!
sry i was talking to myself there.
my brain is almost dead right now. need more choklit…
Midget quintuplets?
Controversy alert. Cruel joke. I may get lynched.
You’re lost in the jungle. You haven’t eaten for three days, and you may be delirious. Strangely, you hear Mozart. You follow the sound. There, in a clearing, is a string trio – two violas and a cello. First viola is playing superbly, every note clear and sharp, perfect phrasing, nice sense of style. Second viola is the opposite – fudging half the runs, questionable tuning, no musicality. The cello is excellent, but rather odd. The cellist is a pink hippopotamus.
Question – on the assumption that any of this may correspond loosely to reality, which one do you go to for help?
Answer – The second viola. The other two HAVE to be figments of your imagination.
OK, SORRY! I didn’t mean it! I LIKE violas!
Congrats Ebeth!!!! You win!!!!!!!!! The answer was 2 out of 3 triplets!!!!!!!!!!!! yeah!! I’ll send you an enormous $1000!!!!!!!!!!! Here goes the virtual $1000!!
woah! I got a virtual 1000 dollars!!! do you think i could spend it if i printed it out?
cellists are strange. all of them. not dissing any cellists, they can be strange in a good way! but they’re still all strange.
Riddles:
a) two men play 5 games of chess. They each won 3 games. There can be no ties. How is this possible?
test!!!!!!
puncuate this! (actually it’s a poll but who cares!) State whether you are a girl or a boy when you do.
women without her man is nothing
go to it!!!!!!!!!!!!
a-they don’t always play each other
what do you mean punctuate it? like add punctuation or what?
i’m a girl…
women without her man is nothing?
WHAT???!!!! not true!!
if that’s what you wanted…anyhoo g2g
Ich can punctuate it!!! Ich am a girl.
Women. Without her, man is nothing.
yeah MontgomeryGurl!!!!!!!!! Let’s see how the boys do it!!!!!!!
Girl (obviously)
WOMEN!!!!!!!! Without her, man is nothing!
That’s true…
Start a polls and questions thread!!!!!! Pleeeeeeeeeaaasssseeee!!!!!!!
that’s not really true either…
i mean yah guys can be idiots but they’re not completely stupid. of course, the museblog guys can compare w/girls. almost.
lol! but seriously how about just whatever? like doesn’t matter? am i making any sense at all now?
ok rant over now.
this is a veeeeeeeeeeerry corny riddle i got off a popsicle stick. repeat: I got this off a popsicle stick. don’t raise your expectations.
What kind of phone does a turtle use? (since when do turtles use phones?? )
believe it or not, i just figured out that the popsicles we had had riddles on them. i am sadly unobservant. arrrgh.
Hi Krissy also known as Kricket.
What would we have in a polls and questions thread?
How many of you MuseBloggers would like to have a polls and questions thread?
Hey, maybe this comment I’m making belongs in a polls and questions thread!
*shrug* sure why not?
Well Ebeth, without either gender the human race would die out as a species, so it could be said that woman without man is nothing, and that man without woman is nothing. I’m only posting this because Robert gave me permission to endlessly analyze, and I want to take advantage of my new-found freedom to pick apart everything that’s said. If you don’t like it, take it up with the Muse Administrator Person, he told me I could!!!
oh well… to the polling thread!
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wow that was random…
haha, yay, Paul Baker- good joke.
How many violists does it take to change a lightbulb?
None. They can’t reach that high.
har har.
OK, this is sort of a classic, but it’s a start.
As I was going to St. Ives,
I met a man with seven wives
And each wife had seven sacks,
And each sack had seven cats,
And each cat had seven kittens
How many were going to St. Ives?
Ok, nobody has answered my riddle, so maybe they don’t know the answer………….?
Anyone want to try?
If, by tomorrow at, um, 9:00 pm (in the midwest region of the US) my riddle has not been answered, I will answer it.
one. only the man was going to St.Ives!!!! Not the others. Cause he just because he met them doesn’t mean they’re going to St.Ives!!!!!!
duh
YES! good. you got it.
i like the pome there.
isn’t there a st aaaaaaargh’s in cornwall?
no that’s st iiiiiiiiives.
oh yes.
i’m literally falling off my chair from lack of energy now. i need some choklit. i’m going to get some choklit. later peoples!
than you thank you. I knew my talent would come out one day. lol!! yeah!!!! I got it right!!!!!!!!!!!! Okay here’s a riddle:
I have two coins in my pocket that equal 30 cents. One of the coins is not a nickel. What are the coins?
Do they have to be american coins?
And here are two less well known riddles (I hope):
1) weight in my belly,
trees on my back,
nails in my ribs,
feet do i lack.
2)the part of the bird that is not of the sky,
which can swim in the ocean and always stay dry,
What is it?
And, although this has been given away already, a different version of the riddle MontgomeryGurl:
What does man love more than life,
Fear more than death or mortal strife,
What poor men have, and the rich require,
What contented men desire,
What misers spend and spendthrifts save,
And all men carry to the grave?
Nothing
And, finally, the spelling riddle!
3) My first’s in adventure but isn’t in trip,
My second’s in river but isn’t in ship,
My third’s in chalice but isn’t in cup,
My fourth’s in ascending but isn’t in up,
My fifth’s in error but isn’t in in flaw,
My sixth’s in talon but isn’t in claw,
My whole is a beast who will eat you for dinner,
Unless in this riddle game you are the winner.
And if you want a hint for #3, look in the heading for it.
A quarter and a nickel. The quarter is not a nickel. It doesn’t say anything about the other coin.
mousie: a dime and a nickel… one isn’t a nickel, but the other is!
here’s a lawyer joke (no offence to lawyers, I wan’t to be a lawyer, it’s just funny) :
a lawyer, a banker, and a sushi chef are in a rowboat. the boat capsizes, and they are all dumped into the water. sharks circle around, but they are not attacking the lawyer. the other two ask why. the lawyer says, “professional courtesy!”
Once again, I am way to literal for riddles.
Answer mine, please?
Hey! I just thought of this! (duh)
Interviewer: what’s the front of a boat?
Smartest Dog: Bow
Interviewer: What do you say when you step on sandpaper?
S.D.:Ruff
Interviewer: What is on the outside of a tree?
S.D.: Bark
Interviewer: You just won a million dollars!!!!!!!
S.D.: Wow.
Ryan, I said 30cents is the total, not 15cents!!!!!!!!
y isn’t anyone here???
get on here peoples!!!!!!!
And do what? Do you want us to get on here and celebrate having the 200th post, or do you want us to actually say something?
What do you call a good violinist, a mediocre violinist, a bad violinist, and a person who hates violinists, all in the same room at the same time?
PLEASE, answer post #192!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Answer like this:
1) bla bla bla……
2) bla bla bla……
3) bla bla bla……
an orchestra?
or quartet. or something to do with strings…
uh, guys? mousire called me last night and said you people were critizing her & Ryan. Could you please tune it down?
1) a train track
2) the inside
3) nothing
4) (spelling riddle) I got this one, but talon only has 5!
sorry, Kricket, didn’t mean to critisize, but all taken care of… I hope.
oh, no, wait! the first on is… a ship!
Answers to my riddles:
1) A ship
2) The shadow (this is NOT a literal riddle) Inside is OK, too
3)D(adventure, ship)R(river, ship)A(chalice, cup)G(ascending, up)O(error, flaw)N(talon, claw) whole: DRAGON (will eat you for dinner, unless you win riddle game – that is wat dragons are famous for.) Pheonix, what did you get for this?
I got, AREAERI somehow.Oh, oops… I looked at the number of the letter in the word you gave…:oops:
A common mistake, Pheonix.
hmmmmmm…… 2 days.
Old mother twitchet had one eye,
And a long long tail that she let fly,
And everytime she went through a gap,
She left a bit of her tail in the trap.
That might work
If not, then
2) Here on earth it is true, yesterday is always before today; but there is a place where yesterday always follows today. Where?
Answer to #201- a string quartet. Almost got it, Ebeth
2) the past???
or lilbro777’s own little dream world…
the dictionary.
Or in the White Queen’s world..
Lizzie got it right – the dictionary
#1?
come on, people!!! answer # 1!!!!
#1!?!!??!???!??!??!?!???!?!??!??!?/!/!?!?
COME ON , PEOPLE! POST
P-P-P-P-POST!!!!!!
I don’t know the answer…
I GIVE UP!!!!
post 212 – #1 – the answer is….
a needle & thread. (one eye, long tail, ‘gap’, bye to a bit of tail)
not something to take literally.
ooooooooooooh! nice!
Where i may rest and you may not
Upon my hoard of gems and gold
Where my eggs deep nice and hot
My house, my home, my hall of old.
Hint: not from a humans point of view
it’s from a dragon point of view, isn’t it?
DRAGON!!!!!!
ohohohohoh!!!!!!! i got one!!!
A PLANE CRASHES ON THE BORDER OF MEXICO. WHERE DO YOU BURY THE SURVIVORS?
ohohohohoh!!!!! i got another one!!!!
WHO CAN JUMP HIGHER THAN AN MOUNTAIN?
answers will be revealed in time….
i meant on the BORDER OF THE US AND MEXICO NOT JUST MEXICO…..
sry guys…. and girls…
OO! DRAGONS! WHERE?
you don’t bury survivors…
anyone can jump higher than a mountain. Mountains can’t jump.
here’s one:
giant am I, rock and earth
skin of stone and heart of flame
no belt can ever span my girth
and when I sneeze, men curse my name.
what am I?
volcano?
dragons!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Kricket: but what is the drGON describing?
this isnt a riddle, but what do you think it means?
In Nottamun Town, in Nottamun Town
Not a soul would look up not a soul would look down
Not a soul would look up, not a soul would look down
To show me the way to fair Nottamun Town
I bought me a horse t’was called a grey mare
Grey mane and grey tail and green stripe on her back
Grey mane and grey tail and green stripe on her back
Weren’t a hair upon her that was not coal black
She stood so still threw me to the dirt
She tore at my hide, she bruised my shirt
From saddle to stirrup I mounted again
and on my ten toes I rode over the plain
Sat down on a hard hot cold frozen stone
Ten thousand stood round me but I was alone
Took my heart in my hand to keep myself warm
Ten thousand was drowned that never was born
I mean it what do you think it means?
I think the 2nd verse means that the narrator is on a ‘grey mare’ with a streak of wildness in her still (green horses, you knw) and she rears up and stays that way so he falls. then she kicks him and makes a hoof print on his shirt and rips his skin. then mounting from saddle to stirrup, when you mount a horse, it goes stirrup-saddle-stirrup and is it so immpossible that he just left off the 1st stirrup off? you can jump into a saddle then go to stirrup. lastly, ten toes – when you go fast on a horse you tend to go up on your toes.
What do you think?
wait, no, verse 3, sorry.
hey that’s a cool poem! no idea what the third verse means…unless he’s hallucinating or something…
is the dragon describing like his lair or something? (mwahahah..the dragon’s lair. bum bum buuuuum)
dragon’s lair, yeah…..
ya know, some people say that the poem was the result of hallucinations caused by the black death….. but i dont know….
i got a joke- it’s easy forwards I’m heavy, backwards I’m not- what am I?
I got a snow day today!!!
Got it! (The riddle, I mean, not a snow day.) But Paul Baker wouldn’t.
I wouldn’t he? I got it, totally.
ton.
whee we get to laugh at his britishness now instead of the other way around…
if he were here that is…where is he anyway? i have nobody to torture about weetabix…choklithotpinkbunneez hasn’t been on lately either.
GAPA you like weetabix but if i tortured you you might not post it….
GAPA R.C. that is. but then if he’s a remote control GAPA we can make him do whatever we want!!! heehee… *pushes button* GIMME YOUR VIRTUAL CHOKLIT!!!!!!!!!
GAPA: NO!
Ebeth: YES!!
GAPA: NO!!!
Ebeth: YES!!!!
GAPA: I WON’T!!! YOU CAN’T MAKE ME!!! nyah nyah!!!
Ebeth: *frantically presses buttons* Nooo it’s not working!!!
GAPA: mwahaha…i got Kokopelli to break it.
Ebeth: NOOOOO I’M DOOOOOMED!!!!!!
hey, making fun of people is nae nice.
shamed I am….
I only make fun of cool people anyway.
To Musebloggers in general: If I have ever made fun of you it means you’re cool. If I haven’t made fun of you, you’re still cool. In fact you’re all just cool. Go you. Virtual choklit for all! *bockses and bockses of choklit fly out*
I love Yoda!
Oh I met him in a swamp down in Dagoba
where it bubbles all the time like a giant carbonated so-da
S-O-D-A so-da, S-O-D-A so-da.
I saw the little runt sittin’ there on a log
I asked him his name and in a raspy voice he said Yoda
Y-O-D-A Yoda, yo-yo-yo-yoda…
The right answer was ton.
Now try these.
A) Which sentence is true?
1) Exactly 1 of the 10 statements are false.
2) Exactly 2 of the 10 statements are false.
3) Exactly 3 of the 10 statements are false.
4) Exactly 4 of the 10 statements are false.
5) Exactly 5 of the 10 statements are false.
6) Exactly 6 of the 10 statements are false.
7) Exactly 7 of the 10 statements are false.
8) Exactly 8 of the 10 statements are false.
9) Exactly 9 of the 10 statements are false.
10) Exactly 10 of the 10 statements are false.
B) If pro is the oposite of con, then congress is the oposite of progress.
C) The Parable of the Isms:
Socialism: If you have two cows give one to your neighbor.
Communism: If you have two cows, you give them to the government, and the government gives you some milk.
Fascism: If you have two cows, you keep the cows and give the milk to the government, then the government sells you some milk.
New Dealism: If you have two cows, you shoot one and milk the other, then you pour the milk down the drain.
Nazism: If you have two cows, the government shoots you and keeps the cows.
CapiIism: If you have two cows,___________.
D) What is this poem talking about?
Often talked, of never seen,
Ever coming, never been,
Daily looked for, never here,
Still approaching, coming near.
Thousands for its visit wait,
But alas for their fate,
Tho’ they expect me to appear,
They will never find me here.
E) “Nobody goes there anymore, it’s to crowded.” Yogi Berra
I’ll give a virtual dollar to whoever gets them.
A) I’ll guess 9
B) doesn’t really have an answer does it? still, pretty cool.
C) Mooo.
D) The future?
E) no idea. don’t know the quote. what is it? heaven? hell? china? japan? the us? who knows…
A) 9, definately.
B) funny.
C) very funny.
D) I thought the future as well.
E) a hotel (random gword that popped up in my brainbox)
I mean C) is: you shoot them both and then sell them for the highest price you can
A) You got it right, it’s statement #9.
B) Doen’t have an answer.
C) You dont have it right.
D) You’re close, but more specific.
E) Doesnt really have an answer.
Oooh, I LOVE riddles! And I bet you thought I chose my name randomly. Here’s a few:
A) Only one color, but not one size,
Stck at the bottom, yet easily flies,
Present in sun, but not in rain,
Doing no harm, and feeling no pain.
B) Black we are, and much admired,
Men seek for us if they’re tired,
We tire the horse, but comfort man,
Tell me this riddle, if you can.
C)As I was going to St. Ives,
I met a man with seven wives,
Each wife had seven sacks,
Each sack had seven cats,
Each cat had seven kits,
Kits, cats, sacks, and wives,
How many were going to St. Ives?
D) A hill-full, a hole-full,
You cannot catch a bowl-full
And finally, the last one, and my favorite, the Dragon’s riddle…..
E) I cannot give you heart or health,
Yet men and dragons think me wealth,
As cold as stone but harder too,
You find me where you hear I do…..
This is one of my favorites, because to me it’s so simple when you think about it.
A) shadow
B) saddle
C) 1
D) darkness
E) gold
Pheonix, you got A right, B wrong, C right, and D and E wrong.
well sorry! I have the book you got that from, ya know, you just lent it to me, remember? I think my answers are perfectly plausible.
They are, except for B.
OKay, Sphinx, for B, let’s try night.
Is “fog” the answer for D?
B: when i see this, i think “coal” but its not coal. does the “we” mean it is generally plural and thougt of as independent units?
D: gaah! i dont know! is it something that moves, or is intangible?
E: diamonds
okay here’s one my math teacher gave us, and i know i’ve seen it somewhere before, but i cant remember!
you are on an island where half the people lie all of the time and half the peope always tell the truth. you come to a fork in the road, and dont know whch way to go. you meet a native who knows the right way, but you dont know if he tells the truth, or lies. what one question can you ask him that will tell you which road to take?
Artemis Fowl ll got D right, and Em got B and E right. B IS coal.
E: greed?
What do horses have against coal? My first thought was coal too, but it didn’t make sense
Hey! I just realized that all of these riddles are in my Dragonology book, when I was searching for more to post on this bog. (yes, marshy swamp area).
You might have heard this one, but here it goes:
What gets wetter the more it dries?
Towel.
Sphinx has the same Dragonology book.
a towel.
and you ask the people what the other would say, and go the opposite way.
An other riddle:
It is cold and it is hot
It is white and it is dark
It is stone and it is wax
It is the true nature of flesh
and its color is red.
Uh, blood?
Jupiter!
blood.
what? it is coal? why would men seek for it if they are tired? i guess the horse would be carrying it then.
duh. now i feel so stupid. i thought of that, but then i thought “but they would both say the same thing”of course, they would both say the wrong way. stupid.
my favourite riddle is “what have i got in my pockets” even though its not a riddle (musers: um, thats not a riddle how can it be your favourite? me:i know its not a riddle I JUST SAID THAT. there, now we have taken care of that, and we dont have to say it again.)
yea, i was thinking blood too. but it doesn’t make sense.
Let me guess, a magic ring? Or maybe a pony! Or one of those munchkins from the Wizard of Oz.
Blood is quite close to the answer: The human heart. This one really stumped me when I first heard it, guessed blood, then found it was the incorrect answer. Then I gave up and found the correct answer. I think it was originally tranlated from old English or Latin.
People!
We can be cold and hot, we come in all types of colours, we have flesh and blood!
Men seek coal when they’re tired to light a fire an read a nice book? I don’t know, I didn’t make up the riddle.
A) You throw away the outside and cook the inside. Then you eat the outside and throw away the inside. What did you eat?
B) Throw it off the highest building, and I’ll not break. But put me in the ocean, and I will. What am I?
C) You use a knife to slice my head and weep beside me when I am dead. What am I?
D) I’m the part of the bird that’s not in the sky. I can swim in the ocean and yet remain dry. What am I?
E) I went into the woods and got it. I sat down to seek it. I brought it home with me because I couldn’t find it. What is it?
F) I am weightless, but you can see me. Put me in a bucket, and I’ll make it lighter. What am I?
G) All about, but cannot be seen,
Can be captured, cannot be held,
No throat, but can be heard.
What is it?
I have tons.
By heart, they probably partially mean soul and emotions, because back then they thought the heard held all emotions/ some thoughts. I think the answer sould be humans, instead of people, because there could be (if one believes that aliens exist/ mythical creatures live in an other realm) other beings somewhere that have completely different emotions. Those beings would probably appreciate being called people, but not humans. Humans can sometimes be psycotic/ evil dictators/ be quite greedy sometimes. The other species would probably feel insulted.
A) Corn
D) Shadow
I would attempt to answer them all, buy have to go.
c.. onion.
A is corn, C is an onion, and D is a shadow. E is a splinter, and F is a hole.
Artemis Fowl and Lizzie, you’re both right.
could G be wind?
Hey, what about me?
Yep. G is wind.
Well, what about you?
Is F a hole.
what about B? what is it? salt? air? pie? sunlight/moonlight/light?
In post #256 you ask wich way to their hometown and if they lie they will point to the path the truth tellers live on. If they tell the truth, they will point you to the their hometown (the truth telllers town).
well that could be right, but i can’t remember if you want to go there or not.
F is a hole, but B is none of those things.
what? what about a reflection?
so????? are you going to tell us what B is?
A tissue. B is a tissue.
i still think it should be light. i mean, light gets broken up by water.