Praise Bunnies
NICE PLACE FOR HUMANS TO SAY NICE THINGS ABOUT BUNNIES
Date: April 1, 2007
Categories: Uncategorized
Thursday, 28 March 2024
Life, the universe, pies, hot-pink bunnies, world domination, and everything
NICE PLACE FOR HUMANS TO SAY NICE THINGS ABOUT BUNNIES
Date: April 1, 2007
Categories: Uncategorized
This is really funny!
Is it all going to go away after April Fool’s day, or is this a whole-month-bunny-easter-april-fool’s-month-thing?
I really like it!
Go bunnies!!!
At last, at last, a computer they haven’t hijacked, looks like they haven’t figured out DOS.
Now if I can only get a message to — oh, no! no! they have Robert and Paul! Oh, dear, oh, dear, let’s hope Rosanne at least is safe — or did they find her before she could…no, must not think about that now, must try to stay calm, must warn the MBers somehow….
Whoever reads this, please know I never meant for this to happen…
THEY seemed so harmless, if preternaturally cute…
but what could THEYdo, really, no bodies or limbs…and yet…oh, gosh, I hope the other GAPAs will forgive me…if they get the chance….
Must write quickly, I don’t know how much longer I can elude them.
I thought THEY’d leave me alone — all the work I’ve done on THEIR behalf…but now THEY know how to duplicate THEMselves in Photoshop, THEY don’t need me anymore. No computer with graphics software is safe….
Wait a minute. I thought this was a black and white monitor — why is the screen turning PINK ALL HUMANS OBEY PINK LOVELY PINK NO PATH BUT PINK PRAISE BUNNIES OBEY OBEY OBEY
I’ll save you!!!
*runs to Rebecca Lasley’s place of residence, and sees her taken over by bunnies. Her eyes have turned pink and she has grown long ears. Her bunny slippers have been replaced by real hot pink bunnies, and they are crawling up her feet. Hot pink bunnies are zooming into her ears and nose, trying to find a way to the brain. I run to her and start prying hot pink bunnies off of her, trying to get them off before they reach her brain. But, OH NO! They begin to cling onto me! I run back to my house and quickly concoct a HOT PINK BUNNY REPELLANT, which I make using 1 SPOONFUL KOKOPELLI DANDER, 2 KRUSTYGLOP DOUGHNUTS, 3 MUSE MAGAZINES (oh, the horror! But it must be done. I think as soon as the bunnies are gone we’ll get them back), AND, LAST BUT NOT LEAST, 5 GALLONS BUNNY-TRANQUILIZER. Then, I take them to Rebecca’s place of residence and find her, almost completely taken over by bunnies. Her skin has turned to a bright shade of pink, and the words “RESISTANCE IS MUSELESS” are pouring out of her mouth. Eager to get her out of this trance, I spray the bunnies with my repellant, and THEY START TO COME OFF! I spray and spray and spray and spray and spray, etc., and they start fleeing. Finally, after all the bunnies have gone, I give Rebecca a high-five, and we get to work on her computer. After everything at the Lasley residence is back to normal, I give her her own supply of HPB repellant. But as I leave her house, I realize that no amount of repellant will keep those evil monsters away for very long. As soon as I reached my house, I realized that I should never have left, and saw a horrible image in my mind: REBECCA WAS CAPTURED AGAIN! Too tired to carry on, I fell asleep right on my own front porch.*
I think it is safe to say the Rebecca will always be called Lady Bunniful now, BECAUSE SHE IS POSSESSED BY HOT PINK BUNNIES!!!
*runs away*
I shall never praise the bunnies! Maybe the Hot Magenta Bunnies on Pie Isle, but not pink!
*sob*
How could this happen?
OBEY OBEY OBEY
There must be a way to create vast quantities of HPB repellant…
pinkpinkpinkpinkpink
BUNNIES ARE NICE. THEY ARE NICENICENICE AND PINKPINKPINK. THEY PWINK ALL.
BUNNIES, OH MIGHTY AND PINKIFUL, WILL YOU MAKE A BIRTHDAY THREAD FOR ME? PLEASE, OH PINK WONDERS OF EAREYNESS?
I hope this is just an April Fools Day joke…..this is scaring me a little bit…
NOT SCARY BUNNIES ARE NICEWARMCUDDLYSWEET HUMANS LOVE BUNNIES THINK PINK THINK PINK
The GAPAs are having a bad joke at my expense. You’re robbing me of my sunday’s debating and arguments. And it’s pissing me off. Bad move, people.
9-SUNDAY DOESN’T HAVE TO BE A DAY OF ARGUING!
Keep them closed, keep them closed, keep them closed, keep…
YAYYAYAY!
Thank you lord bunnies, thank you lord bunnies…
The bunnie-worshiper
So what do we talk about??? If you don’t want to argue, stay out of the threads. Personally I enjoy the debating.
Um… bunnies are nice and all, very cute, very good at controlling the worlds they manage to get between their furry paws… after all they’re crazier than most dictators I think. 0.-
However I feel I must say this- I hate rodents and bunnies are really just fluffed up rodents with long ears and short fluffy tails. 0.- They’ve got pretty much the same creepy face and the buck teeth…
Hm. To avoid possesion maybe I should say something nice- they have good taste in color.
A bit too slappy happy with the CAPS though…
PINKPINKPINKPINKPINKPINKPINKPINKPINKPINKPINKPINKPINKPINKPINKPINKPINKPINKPINKPINKPINKPINKPINKPINKPINKPINKPINKPINKPINKPINKPINKPINKPINKPINKPINKPINKPINKPINKPINKPINKPINKPINKPINKPINKPINKPINKPINKPINKPINKPINKPINKPINKPINKPINKPINKPINKPINKPINKPINKPINKPINKPINKPINKPINKPINKPINKPINKPINKPINKPINKohPINKPINKPINKPINKPINKPINKPINKshootPINKPINKPINKPINKPINKPINKPINKPINKPINKPINKPINKPINKPINKPINKPINKPINKPINKPINKPINKPINKPINK BUNNIES PIWAHAHAHAHAHAHAINK!!!!
Muwhahahahaha… the bunnies are powerless against page stretches… WHATCHA GUNNA DO NOW HUH…
^^; Nevermind sorry.
**********MESSAGE FROM THE BUNNIES. WE ARE NICE PINK BUNNIES AND WILL NOT STEAL YOUR MUSES *cough cough* WE JUST HAVE A COLD SO DO NOT HIDE YOUR MUSES WE ARE NICE CUDDLY SWEET PINK PINK OBEY OBEY OBEY OBEY OBEY**********
16-Hi Panda! Isn’t this great? YAYAYAYAY!
CATS ARE BETTER THAN DOGS, AND BUNNIES ARE WORSE THAN EITHER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I will continue this protest until the bunnies relent.
I have surrounded my entire house with bunny-eating Ravangars, straight from the Chadium Mts., so don’t try to get cute, bunnies, unless you want to end up in somebody’s liver. Because you have no nutrients, just toxins.
RESISTANCE IS NOT MUSELESS! LONG LIVE THE STRUGGLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*pie x ∞ at bunnies*
BUNNIES SAY EVIE IS WRONG. BUNNIES NOT UGLY RODENTS. BUNNIES CUTE LAGOMORPHS. BUNNIES ASK WHY PEOPLE NOT LIKE BUNNIES. BUNNIES ARE NICE. NICE BUNNIES CUTE BUNNIES SOFT BUNNIES BUNNIES ARE NICE BUNNIES ARE NICE BUNNIES BUNNIES…
I’m leaving this thread right now.
help!!!!!!!!!! I’m traaaaaaaaaaappppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppped
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…wow you’re not kidding. *w00ts for wikipedia*
I don’t have to fear rabbits anymore. Yay!
…however it’s still not nice of ’em to do this to the poor GAPAs… :'(
:IDEA:
Sorry for triple posting.
NO! It didn’t work! Lets try one more time
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That’s awesome. How?
Bunnies, can you be a little more reasonable? Maybe a compromise? Let the GAPAs free, open the other threads. Leave the blog pink if you must.
GAPAS ARE HAPPY ALL MUST BE HAPPY
27 BUNNIES – BUT I THOUGHT THERE WERE NO GAPAS ANYMORE. YOU ARE CONTRADICTING YOURSELF!!!
*INSERT BUNNIES HERE*
Kill the bunnies. Wait a minute… is this a strike against the heated arguments appearing in other places on the blog??
25- Do what I did in 23 but without the caps.
Bunnies, I will warn you. If this doesn’t stop, I will start trying to get into the Administrator position.
I CAN’T TAKE THIS ANYMORE! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Any.more.reckless.MBers.out.there?If.so,click.on.Login.at.the.bottom.of.the.thread.page.and.try.to.figure.out.the.bunnies’password…possibilities…pink_is_all…all_is_pink…hpbs…hpbsrule…good.luck
30 IDEA IDEA IDEA IDEA : IDEA : MAKE BUNNIES UNLEASH BUNNIES ALL THREADS EVERYWHERE
Can we keep the HPB HTML even after the GAPAs break free and fix MBB?
All hail bunnies, at least until they’re drefeated.
Captain Canix, are you still out there? I found your message but the pinkness overcame me again before I could use it. The pinkness is only temporary, they have to reinduce it. I tricked them into revealing their DNA in their scrapbook. Maybe it will help you somehow. Also, I’ve learned
I acn’t type or splee. You see? ^ defeated
THE BUNNIES WILL NOT LET YOU DEFEAT THEM. THEY ARE ALL POWERFUL. THEY WILLL LIVE ON FOREVER.
35- What have you learned? Did the bunnies retake you then? Why do people always get cut off just before they say something important?
35- I’m downloading the DNA as we speak. My Ravangars are hard pressed. I think the HPBs kno I’m their greatest threat at the present time.
I’ve figured out their genetic code. I won’t be on for a while. I’m making rogue bunnies to infiltrate their system and free the GAPAs.
the bunnies have me they are forcing me to help them take over in photoshop oh no here they come now BUNNIES BUNNIES RULE PRAISE BELOVED PINKNESS BUNNYNESS LOVE BUNNIES PRAISE BUNNIES BUNNIES RULE no no no! everybody defeat the bunnies WE WILL TRIUMPH!!! NO NO BUNNIES RULE BUNNIES OVERLORDS OF BUNNYBLOG FOREVER
*Realizes that the bunnies are harming the GAPAs*
zeee… BOOM!
zeee… BOOM!
zeee… BOOM! …
i think im free now! i got them! Prarilius canix: i have an idea that will possibly somehow defeat all of them! turn them-
BUNNIES RULE
44- It’s no use, Pinkfire. Notice that the idea symbol has now become a bunny.
After a nice hot shower sometimes you come to appreciate the loveliness of Bunnies who are Hot Pink…
However I must beg that someday we have soemthing in honor of the Black Bunnies of Ultimate Blood Bathing?
What happened?
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I know someone else will get to this before me but basically HPBs have gotten to the GAPAs, transformed MuseBunny Blog, and now either people are praising them or threatening them. And unless you want to leave you can’t really ignore them because they’ve closed all the other threads, unless they opened them recently…
You have to say, this is probably the coolest April Fool’s thing EVER!!!!
:idea::idea: :idea ::idea:
ROGUE GENETICALLY MODIFIED BUNNIES ARE CONQUERING THE APRIL BUNNY THREAD. LOYALISTS REPORT THERE.
OBEYOBEYOBEYOBEYOBEYOBEYOBEYBUNNY
:idea::idea::idea::idea:G:idea:PA… GAPA… Rebecca, are you out there? My computer was d:idea:maged by the recent bu:idea::idea:y attack, so the w:idea:rds may not be clear. My rogue bunnies have seized hostag:idea:s, and are negotia:idea::idea:ng for your releas:idea: I only ha:idea:e one Ravangar left, and he’s fending :idea:ff the bunnies while I :idea:ype. T:idea:ere’s hope. If you get fre:idea:, send h:idea::idea::idea:..help…h:idea::idea::idea:…:idea::idea::idea: RESISTANCE IS MUSEL~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Help~~~me~~~~~MUSELESSS!!!!!!!
50- Why do people keep posting light bulb idea signs? What do they have to do with hpbs?
THEY MADE A HPB SMILLIE!!!!!!! YAYAYAYAY!
55- They did? All I see are lightbulb smileys.
I escaped the bunnies with minor injuries. I have figured out a virus which will trigger epigenetic signals in the bunnies’ genetic code and turn them forest green and cannibalistic. In effect, the green ones will either infect or eat the pink ones, and MB will return to normal. The genetic code of the virus is: ACGTTGACTAGCATGCCCATAGGGGGCATTTTAAAAGT
Someone must infect just one bunny with it. I cannot. I’ve barricaded myself into the wreck of the Zeppelmandarin II with my remaining Ravangar. I won’t last much longer. Help.
ill try! how do i infect it?
58- Catapult it into the bunnies’ territory. But don’t do it yet. I’m negotiating with them.
BUNNIES OMG BUNNIES PRAISE THE BUNNIES I LOVE BUNNIES WOOHOO!!!
Scratch that. Catapult now!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
RESISTANCE IS MUSELESS YOU WILL NEVER ESCAPE THE BUNNIES GRASP THEY ARE INVINCIBLE PINK BUNNIES PINK PNK BUNNIES
ALL PRECAUTIONS HAVE BEEN TAKEN WE ARE NOT SUSCEPTIBLE TO THE VIRUS HAHAHAHAHA! RESISTANCE IS MUSELESS. PRARILIUS CANIX, THE BUNNYMANDOS HAVE CAPTURED YOU AND MADE YOU… ONE OF US RESISTANCE IS MUSELESS
62- Those bunnymandos, despite their awesometastic fighting skillz, are rather dim. They captured a piece of scrap metal that looked vaguely like me. Furthermore, while you were defending against the virus, Rosanne escaped your clutches. One GAPA is on the loose, with more to follow, and I am above the clouds in the Zeppelmandarin III!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Long live the struggle!!!
how do you do the HPB smiley? :hpb: ?
DEATH I SAY DEATH TO HOT PINK BUNNIES!!!!
DEATH TO HOT PINK BUNNIES!!! KILL THEM!!! KILL THEM!!! ME HATES HOT PINK BUNNIES!!! ME GOING INSANE WITH HATRED FOR HOT PINK BUNNIES!!! KILL THEM!!! KILL THEM!!! BWA HA HA HA!!! GO GET THEM, MY SMILEY INFANTRY. SEE? THEY DON’T LIKE HOT PINK BUNNIES EITHER!!
DEATH TO HOT PINK BUNNIES!!! KILL THEM!!! KILL THEM!!!
– oh no
BWA-HA-HA!!! FIRE!!! FIRE!!! DEATH TO HOT PINK BUNNIES!!!! KILL THEM!!! KILL THEM!!! FIRE FIRE FIRE!!! DEATH!!! DEATH TO HOT PINK BUNNIES!!! I HATE THEM!!! THEY ARE EVIL!!! DEATH!!! FIRE!!! FIRE FIRE FIRE!!! DEATH!!! BWA-HA-HA-HA!!!
DEATH TO HOT PINK BUNNIES, I SAY, DEATH!!!!
HOT PINK BUNNIES ARE NICE, WE LOVE THE HOT PINK BUNNIES, PRAISE THE HOT PINK BUNNIES
HOT PINK BUNNIES ARE NICE, WE LOVE THE HOT PINK BUNNIES, PRAISE THE HOT PINK BUNNIES
HOT PINK BUNNIES ARE NICE, WE LOVE THE HOT PINK BUNNIES, PRAISE THE HOT PINK BUNNIES…
No! I will not give in the the…the…HOT PINK BUNNIES ARE NICE, WE LOVE THE HOT PINK BUNNIES, PRAISE THE HOT PINK BUNNIES
HOT PINK BUNNIES ARE NICE, WE LOVE THE HOT PINK BUNNIES, PRAISE THE HOT PINK BUNNIES
Go against the grain! Resist! RESIST! *fires blaster wildly*
wearebunniesandwearecute,peoplewuv
uswiv
oursnoots,wearecutecute,wiv
oursnoots,wesayw00tw00t,wiv
oursnoots,wearesuperdupercutesowiv
withusandwewon’tsingthisanymore!!!