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ROUND ROBIN RITING CLEVER BUNNYBLOGGERS WRITE EXCITING PINK STORY ABOUT WONDERFUL ADVENTURES OF BUNNIES IN THE LAND OF THE BUNNIES WRITE WRITE WRITE
Date: April 1, 2007
Categories: Fiction, poetry, and fanfiction
Saturday, 4 May 2024
Life, the universe, pies, hot-pink bunnies, world domination, and everything
ROUND ROBIN RITING CLEVER BUNNYBLOGGERS WRITE EXCITING PINK STORY ABOUT WONDERFUL ADVENTURES OF BUNNIES IN THE LAND OF THE BUNNIES WRITE WRITE WRITE
Date: April 1, 2007
Categories: Fiction, poetry, and fanfiction
One day, Pinkus Bunniesloverus and the HPBs decided to take over MuseBlog…
Once upon a time, a lovely young BUNNY named PINKWAN PINKO PHAN decided that there weren’t enough bunnies in the world. She went to the BUNNY SUPINKPINKET and bought a lot of BUNNY SOAPINK. She began to carve amazingly realistic HOT PINK BUNNIES out of it. After three hours, the bunnies came to life!
NO! NEVER!
Okay, fine: here’s a story.
One day, Jim the Pink bunny was hopping around a tree. He was happy. Then a cat came up to him and tore his guts out.
The End.
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Sorry for the graphic writing.
Then the glorious bunnies came, and swarmed over the cat and Necromancer…
COMMENT3 IMPROPER STORY GOOD PINKFINCH GLORIOUS BUNNIES PINKROMANCER OBEY BE PINK
The bunnies swarmed over the land, and began colonizing the area. The grass, once green, began to turn a rosy shade of pink, and little bunnies sprouted out of their buds.
PINK PINK PINKPINK PINK PINKPINK PINK PINKPINK PINK PINKPINK PINK PINKPINK PINK PINK
then a cat came and emperor bunny attacked the bunny with his lazer beam!
Who is #5? And how did they make their name pink?
YAY for the bunnies!
The Pink HAWK
How about this: The gods descended with a vengeance upon the bunnies and tore them to bits. Bits of intestine flew around as Loki blew fire into them, and brains sploshed as Thor crushed their skulls with his mighty hammer. Odin rode his eight-legged steed Sleipnir, crushing bunnies wherever he went. His spear impaled them where they stood. The bunnies were decimated in instants, choking on their own blood. Victorious, the gods drew back to Asgard, and the world of museblog was free from the BLOODY ANNOYING PINK BUNNIES!!!! THIS ISN’T FUNNY!
IT ISN’T SUPPOSED TO BE FUNNY!!!!!!! IT IS WHAT THE BUNNIES DESERVE!!! GAPAs, PLEASE LEAVE THE OTHER THREADS CLOSED! THIS IS VERY IMPORTANT FOR THE BUNNIES! EVERYBODY ELSE MOSTLY LIKES THE PINK INVASION, SO FRIDGY PLEASE STOP INSULTING THE BUNNIES! Besides, if you resist in any way, the bunnies will no treat you well as a captive.
KEEP THE THREADS CLOSED!
COMMENT9 IMPROPER BUNNIES AGREE HARM TO BUNNIES NOT FUNNY BUNNIES MAKE MORE BUNNIES
…um. There was war throughout the land. For what seemed to be no good reason, the Pink Bunnies had taken control…. as you might imagine the Black Bunnies of the Ultimate Blood Bathing were not pleased at this, as they had lost many good men in their original battle for the land, which they have been secretly controlling since 2006.
And for once, the Blue Bunnies weren’t so happy about the turn out, either… but there was no way they were going to let the Black Bunnies into power…
And so the battle for control of MuseBlog, involving much biting off of ears and fluffy tails, as well as decapitation and limb-removal, began.
O.o
11-You must be a GAPA, as your name is a link! But still, I need to try something…
I’m making this text green because I think the GAPAs made green text look pink…
YAYAYAYY!
Um, I’d like to say I have nothing against the Pink Bunnies so please don’t bite my head off about the post… I just thought it’d be fun if there were a bunniish war for control of MuseBlog and it’s just a freaking RRR who no one has managed to continue one serious story on, I don’t htink…
This is stupid. I will keep harassing the bunnies until they open the threads again, and if they try to moderate me they’re going against my freedom of speech and expression. So there.
COMMENT13 WHAT GAPAS ONLY BUNNIES
YAYAY!
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That’s somewhat naive thinking don’t you think… poor GAPAs… bunnies are not that kind…
The colony of the Green Bunny was the first to fall… they after all had been lurking on MuseBunnyBlog for about a month, for March… and were very tired… the pink bunnies quickly wiped them out. Enraged by this blatant disrespect for fellow bunnykind, the clan of the Blue Bunny then allied itself with that of the Yellow and both gathered up their forces, preparing an attack on the HPBs…
Fridgey-Lol…yay for the gods!!!
Alright, I’m back, and I’m back with a vengeance!
*cocks Whipping Creamer*
I’m gonna kick these bunnies right back to non-existence where they belong! I used to like them, but this has gone too far!!! Who’s with me?!?!?!
*starts stalking the country-side, shooting bunnies right and left*
Bunnies: Nooooo!!! STUPID HUMAN!!! OBEY BUNNIES!!!!!
SK: Never!!!!!!!!
*keeps shooting*
WOOPS! I speeleededed “too” ‘to”. srorryees! Meez iz sorryee!
22-Totally NOT 8) . Get away from my bunnies right now!!!! ARGH! Where have all of the supporters gone? Bunny moderators, why are you letting all of this bunny-killing nonsense out? ARGH! GET BACK FROM MY BUNNIES!
Worship the bunnies, worship the bunnies…
wah, the green text still looks green to me…
5- HAVE I BEEN READING 1984 TOO MUCH OR IS THE “BUNNIES” TALKING IN SOMETHING THAT VAGUELY RESEMBLES NEWSPEAK?
CLEVER HUMANS WRITE STORIES ABOUT BUNNIES WRITE WRITING EXCITING BUNNY STORIES NOW NOW NOW HIPPITY HOPPITY WRITE WRITE WRITE
COMMENT25 NO NEWSPEAK BUNNYSPEAK WE ARE PINK WHERE ARE WE NOT PINK
I have only a moment before the pinkness returns — I heard the bunnies complain that some browsers have resisted turning pink. I don’t know, perhaps there is some glimmer of hope before ALL IS PINK PINK IS ALL
CATS ARE BETTER THAN DOGS, AND BUNNIES ARE WORSE THAN EITHER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I will continue this protest on every bunny-related thread until they relent.
Prepared for the ambush the combined forces of Blue and Yellow bunnies circled in… only to find that the pink bunnies had vanished from the spot the Yelllow bunnies had ordered them to wait at!
“Those HPBs are smarter than they look,” Yellow Bunny Agent 01 said. Blue Bunny 01 rolled his eyes and shook his head at her, ears flopping.
“Now we might have no choice but to accept Sparkles offer,” he griped, referring, OF COURSE, to the leader of the Black Bunnies of the Ultimate Blood Bathing…
PINK BUNNIES NOT BLUE OR YELLOW PINK IS ALL PINK IS ALL
24-*blasts with Whipping Creamer*
29-NOOO!!! Rebecca!!! Don’t give in to the Bunnies’ evil ways!!! Fight, fight!!!
*runs to Rebecca’s side to free her of the Hot Pink Menace*
Things have gotten out of hand!!! They’re multiplying by the tens! HELP!!!!!!!
Doo doo doo doooo
Doo doo doo doooo
Doo doo doo doooo
Aaahhh
Aaahhh
Where have all the good men gone
And where are all the gods?
Where’s the street-wise Hercules
To fight the rising odds?
Isn’t there a white knight upon a fiery steed?
Late at night I toss and I turn and I dream of what I need
I need a hero
I’m holding out for at hero ’till the end of the night
He’s gotta be strong
And he’s gotta be fast
And he’s gotta be fresh from the fight
I need a hero
I’m holding out for a hero ’till the morning light
He’s gotta be sure
And it’s gotta be soon
And he’s gotta be larger than life
Larger than life
Doo doo doo doooo
Doo doo doo doooo
Doo doo doo doooo
Aaahhh
Aaahhh
Somewhere after midnight
In my wildest fantasy
Somewhere just beyond my reach
There’s someone reaching back for me
Racing on the thunder and rising with the heat
It’s gonna take a superman to sweep me off my feet
I need a hero
I’m holding out for a hero ’till the end of the night
He’s gotta be strong
And he’s gotta be fast
And he’s gotta be fresh from the fight
I need a hero
I’m holding out for a hero ’till the morning light
He’s gotta be sure
And it’s gotta be soon
And he’s gotta be larger than life
I need a hero
I’m holding out for at hero ’till the the end of the night
Up where the mountains meet the heavens above
Out where the lightning strikes the sea
I could swear there is someone somewhere
Watching me
Through the wind and the chill and the rain
And the storm and the flood
I can feel his approach
Like a fire in my blood
I need a hero
I’m holding out for a hero ’till the end of the night
He’s gotta be strong
And he’s gotta be fast
And he’s gotta be fresh from the fight
I need a hero
I’m holding out for a hero ’till the morning light
He’s gotta be sure
And it’s gotta be soon
And he’s gotta be larger than life
I need a hero
I’m holding out for a hero ’till the end of the night
He’s gotta be strong
And he’s gotta be fast
And he’s gotta be fresh from the fight
I need a hero
I’m holding out for a hero ’till the morning light
He’s gotta be sure
And he’s gotta be soon
And he’s gotta be larger than life
I need a hero
I’m holding out for a hero ’till the end of the night
I love that song…♥
Go, PC!!!
32
The Blue and Yellow Bunnies are going to kick your behinds… seriously it’s not fair to exclude them from your little take-over fest. If they stick around long enough you might even manage to catch ’em and then you can dye them pink… and then all hope will be lost.
Unfortunately, when Blue Bunny 01 and Yellow Bunny Agent 01 went to Sparkle, they recieved much cursing and were thrown out on their fluffy behinds.
“Guess he doesn’t want our help,” Yellow Bunny Agent 01 remarked.
“You DID call him Glitter…” Blue Bunny 01 replied, again with the eye rolling.
“Isn’t that his name?”
“It’s SPARKLE.”
“Oh. Same difference.”
“…that’s why it makes him mad…”
Shadowkat! Join with me and Glassboro in the heroic Anti-Bunny Resistance! We have trained bunny-eating Ravangars and Pie-war Wolves! With your Creamer, we will be unstoppable!
NO BUNNIES GOOD. YOU MUST OBEY BUNNIES. MY BROTHER THREW MY BUNNY STICKER IN THE GARBAGE. MUST KILL THEO… HE HADS EXPRESSED DISLIKE FOR HPBS…
36-Yes, I join you!!! We will defeat the HPB’s!!!!!
Sparkle paced. And paced. And paced again. Death of Deafness watched him quietly- she couldn’t really speak anyway.
Then suddenly, he turned to her and started signing “How much do you think a name change would cos-” She held up a paw and shook her head.
“Focus,” she said rather loudly back.
“Fine,” he grumbled-she could read lips after all- and returned to pacing.
Then he stopped. And smiled. “How much do you think it would cost me to rent a couple hundred dozen Roman catapults and to bake a couple hundred thousand pies…? Not to mention the matches…”
Death of Deafness smiled back.
Yay for Black Bunnies of the Ultimate Blood Bathing, plus Roman catapults, plus pies, plus matches. FLAMING PIES!
o.k. gapas I’ve had too much of this!
((Get Theo on the blog! The Resistance needs allies!))
The backdrop of the blog burst, and in rushed the Sea Roc on a colossal wave. Captain Octavio Pye stood dauntlessly at the helm. “So these are the landlubbers that closed down our RRR thread!” he yelled. “Let’s teach them a lesson!”
Cannons fired in blasts of purple smoke.
Caelan, Terenika and Sigmund crashed through the gap, fresh from RRR, 2007.1, and gave the surviving bunnies a good trouncing. Then Elanor, Lance, Emburr and Intinier swept in from v. 2006.6. Even the bravest bunnies ran headlong, but found their retreat blocked by a grim horde of afareet from the original RRR.
Mwahaha!!! The blog isn’t pink on my computer! It is on my brother’s, but not mine!!! HAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!
*runs and gets pie-tapult*
Hahahaaa, take this, bunnies!!!
*fires pie-tapult loaded with ECP’s*
43- I would accept a bunch of bunny threads and simply not go on them. However, shutting down all the other threads is just plain cruel.
46-Of course they can! They can do anything! YAYAYAY for the bunnies!
9- that was my idea, destroy the bunnies…hmmm… if the bunny GAPAs aren’t into harm to the bunnies, maybe we should get those bunnies first.
22- i’m with you!!!!!!!!
hey, Fridgey, lets argue, I’m going crazy with all this harmonious hpb stuff!
lets see, what shall we argue about. I need an all around controversial statement, or, how about this? What is wrong with Swiss people??? Why are they all always so wierd? I mean, even swiss cheese, the swiss can’t even make cheese without problems (ex. holes) !!!!!!!!!! (yes, FS, I am completely stereotyping and making racial coments about you swiss people)
dusting off hands,” that ought to cause some argument”
sorry if this is off topic… hmmm, I’ll make it on-topic:
this conversation occured one day in hpb land
48: I doubt you actually know any Swiss. So thanks for attempting to stereotype. By the way, the Swiss soldiers were on par with the Spartans and the Vikings for fighting skill and ability.
49
…that’s creepy.
48
…ya know, Swiss cheese tastes kind of funny… not overall cheese funny, just funny…
49-I know about swiss cheese!!! and cheese can tell a lot about a country, did you know that? like, American cheese, I think it’s gross, so, see the connection???
haha, i was just kidding anyway, but aren’t you glad you got a chance to argue???
51: I don’t like cheese. But Switzerland is still a lot better a country than the US.
51
Does cheese tell a lot about a country because of the animals in that country which the cheese comes from…? But imports/exports and all kinda disproves that so nevermind…
52
How can you not like cheese?
…nevermind it’s actually understandable…
New story (someone please write with me? I know I’m lame at it but it’d be better with someone else…):
Sheri was a sad bunny. Why? Because her tail was white. Everyone else had proper hot pink tails, but not Sheri. How could she qualify as a HPB if she was a hot pink bunny WITH A WHITE TAIL? No one wanted to bother spelling nor typing out HPBWAWT.
When she made the suggestion, the others made fun of her by calling her the HPBWHAT?!
…then she met-
The very first HPB ever. And he said…
once upon a time, evil HPBs took over the MuseBlog. But they vastly underestimated the MuseBloggers, and soon they were all ripped to shreds and thrown forcefully from the Blog. Some time later, the MuseBlog went back to its normal colors and the hideous hot pink was forever eliminated. Then, the hpb-related threads disappeared, the old threads came back, and the MuseBloggers lived happily ever after. The bunnies did not.
55- were you finishing the sentence or starting a new one…?
Well I think you were finishing it and starting a new one…
But I can’t tell if VIOLETfire is continuing it or not?
…sorry sorry sorry sorry nevermind.
:idea::idea::idea::idea::idea::idea::idea::idea::idea::idea::idea:
9 – Wow!!! For once we agree: DEATH TO HOT PINK BUNNIES!!!
Here’s a story.
One day in the dumb world of hot-pink-bunny land, a bunch of hot pink bunnies were skinned alive by me. Then all the rest of the bunnies fled after I stabbed a few of their leaders and peace was restored to MuseBlog!!! YAY!!! DEATH TO HOT PINK BUNNIES!!!!
DEATH TO HOT-PINK BUNNIES!!! THEY ARE EVIL!!! KILL THEM!!! KILL THEM ALL!!! TAKE NO PRISONERS!!!
Okay Gapas, are all these HPB related threads going to be destroyed tomorrow, or can you possibly make a regular RRR thread for the continuation of the Terenika story?
WHY DID EVERYBODY HAVE TO MAKE THE GAPAS OPEN THE THREADS AND FEEL BAD ABOUT BUNNY DAY? *sobs*
50–53-What?! How can you not like cheese?!?!?!?! Cheese is great, especially pepper jack…yum…:mrgreen: