Who can explain why these threads are so popular? We sure can’t.
The rules: Pick a pseudonym; guess who the other pseudonymous posters are while they try to guess you. That’s all there is to it.
Continued from 2010.1.
REMINDER: Check your posts before sending them — the preview button is useful for that. The Administrators will not rescue you if you accidentally submit one under your “real” blogname or post elsewhere with your alter ego.
First post?
Clues:
I’ve never had a first post.
“A picture with hill and valleys that’s a great distance away, but still visible.”
Port sock #61.
Cod eofmo rseh asbo thlet tersa ndnu mbers; thi sna meha stwocha rac ters.
you wouldn’t happen to be *Cska would you?
My clues are…. I am a paleophyte, I like to throw pies, and I have been getting Muse for over 4 years.
1: Are you Beedle the Bard?
CAKE!!!!!! I’m so stupid. I read the warning before I posted, but I still posted under my normal name.
It tends to help if you don’t post under your name with your gravatar.
Nope.
hmmm… let me guess are you Mas0n?
Clues: I just got my first first post recently, I am a neophyte, I have gotten Muse for *checks* two and a half years, and I love to read.
Bibliophile?
Wow, I am so stupid. XD I didn’t even think about the same gravatar thing. Oops. (Also—> If you misspell your email you will have a new avatar. ) Optimatum.
Are you new?
I’m not Beedle the Bard. Um, are you Mas0n?
No, it’s not me. I wouldn”t post as an alter ego so quickly. Well.. at least not after IT happened. (cue dramatic music)
Me? No.
I am not Enceladus, as was guessed on the previous thread. I believe I will rip you apart now… Meheheh… As for hints: I have immensely enjoyed incinerating GLaDOS’s parts despite not being Enceladus, I love music involving dismemberment, I enjoy scaring people as well as torturinging them, and I have written a story with both sadism (the gaining of pleasure from the infliction of pain and mental suffering on another person) and masochism (the act of turning one’s destructive tendencies inward or upon oneself) involved, which I quoted myself talking about. Now come closer so I can slowly rip you to shreds!
NOO!!!! YOU GOT IT STUCK IN MY HEAD!!!!
Yah, I am a FanFiction Addict. I have never gone to a kokovention. Iam listening to music. Right now I am also on youtube watching splash kitty artist, and writing a FanFiction.
Pie Girl.
*curses*
hint. my real name is somehow related.
hint. my name is somehow related…. but it’s all greek to me…
Rawr. But yes. greek.
Enceladus, perhaps?
Nope….. Finding this name involved a lot of reading and clicking linkys in wikapedia after I searched my normal name.
Skunk?
No. How did you get that from a greek titan?
iunno. I just guessed by your style of writing. Have you ever played the Wikipedia game?
No… What is it?
:33 < *ac saunters out of her cave (that is pawssibly the cleanest cave you have ever s33n), looking for sw33ts*
Spiritwitch?
:33 < *ac nods sw33tly, deciding that doing the steps required for purrfect text is too much*
I wonder how I knew…
>D I rescue myself by myself. No need for those peasants! No plumbers, no village kid…I’ve got it down.
Point being; I’m not telling you my name, because that’s always ground for getting kidnapped. Call me SRP.
That’s right, I’m obsessive but not compulsive. I am obsessed with a multitude of things, including obsession itself. I was showing one of my obsessions in my previous alter ego, which I let die without it being guessed. It was SudoSadism
But you’re obsessively compulsed! <3~
SRP are you Oxlin?
Clue: *Was at the ball*
Nopers~! I’m not sure of Oxlin’s gender, but I’m female all the way~
I’M TAKIN’ IT ALL! You’re ALL GOIN’ DOWN, SUCKERS!
Witch Neko, or whatever you go by this week.
I have every right to change my username. I changed it twice in a month somewhere else, and they didn’t particularly care.
But yeah.
Nonono! I wasn’t trying to offend you; I don’t mind at all! It was a light hearted joke.
It’s against etiquette here. Improper grammar is accepted other places, but not here (except for the subjunctive; poor thing, it’s been abused so much that is would file a restraining order against MuseBlog if it was able to). It’s all context.
I often feel compulsion to obsess. About many things, such as homicide and cats.
Keiffer.
Randomisty101
Did I mess up on another thread? Or did I give it away? Or are you just good like that?
You read it didn’t you?
Yes. Yes I did.
That is a pity.
Yes, it is. And don’t you dare argue.
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I’m thankful for pumpkin pie. How about you?
Does anyone want to take another guess? I could just kill you now, but my way would be much more dramatic.
l like your name. That’s all I can say.
Killing people is fun. But I prefer to be wierd. Oh, and to illuminate my wierdness, I will change my avatar every post….every wierd post….mwahahahahahahaha. Or should it be muahahahahahahaha? I can never get it right. Oh well, it’s wierd all the same!
IBCF??
NO. I am the wierdest of all Musers.
Wierd is a misspelling! Yes! The correctly spelling word is weird! BWAHAHAHA!
MErry Christmas!
I HAVE CHORTLES! Yes!
I have been playing recently! Oh yes! I have been playing The Inside Story of Bowser!
I LOVE THAT GAME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Rawr.
The Rawr is an avid reader the creatures favorite is the Hunger Games.
En is a choklit lover.
The Rawr’s rawr rocks.
Hello! This thread is in needing of revival! Are you feeling it?
NO IT’S NOOOOOT!!!! WIERD IS NOT A MISSPELLING!!!!! IT’S MY WORD, AND THE ONLY REASON IT’S NOT COPYRIGHTED IS ‘CUZ I COULDN’T FIND A COPYRIGHT THINGY!!!!! Oh wait, I found one. Wierd© is now officially mine. Ha.
Mago Berry?
my first attempt at an alter ego. hm……. what hints should I give?
I love the muse scouts (save them!)
I joined about 1 and 1/2 years ago
More hints to come!
Duh. I sorta gave up on that alter ego.
((Hmm, this thread appears to be rather dead, doesn’t it? WELL THEN!!! WAKE UP, I SAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!))
There, now, you all can hear me. I’m broadcasting this live all over the planet Earth and its neighbors, so don’t pretend to not be listening. I’m going to take over your world now, yadda yadda, and if you don’t I’ll blow it up with this super-huge-ginormous bomb that I happen to have handy. Sheesh, the times I’ve gone over this routine…
((I agree. It really should AWAKEN!!!!))
Wow. That old routine again? I’d tell you where I’d like you to drop the bomb, but that could very easily give me away, so….
Hot pink pickled corndogs!!!
Hmm… Why is it the name “Planetary Destruction is Fun” sounds so familiar? Has it been used as an alter ego before?
Hmm… The name of this alter ego is sort of a hint. It is not synonymous with my real blogname, but it is similar.
I am various. I am changeable. I ramble. I randomly dribble off into unintended existentialism. Or Elizabethan, though I tend to keep that to myself, as I have a less-than-stellar vocabulary. I am, of course, a verbose bibliophile, like most Musebloggers. I have recently recieved acclaim in my last class for my insufferable- Actually, that particular phrasing might give me away. More simply put: Bo knows.
It sounds familiar to me, too, but that really isn’t the point, is it? Because I’m trying to take over your world here, so please don’t make this any harder on yourselves…
((Various: Are you SudoRandom?))
Not quite, O Interstellar Vandal. I am flattered to be guessed, though.
So, the all-important question… How many purple planets have you destroyed?
Possibly Thief of Light?
29.1.1- Incorrect. Wow. This alter ego already has more guesses than most of my previous ones get. That is… not good. Unless I’m incorrect and you were guessing Planetary Destruction is Fun. Actually, I think that guess would have some merit.
PDiF, are you Thief of Light?
Cucumber sandwiches. And peppermint tea. I don’t know why. I’m not big on tea, but strong mint teas are OK. The cucumber sandwiches are just ubiquitous. Though I’ve never actually tried one. I don’t like purple. But I am interested in the destruction of a certain planet that happens to be that color. Actually, I don’t want the planet destroyed. Just the government overthrown.
*is a bibliophile*
*is obsessed with The Wheel of Nuldoid*
*likes scorpions*
The End
None of your guesses are correct! I remain able to keep my secret identity without any of you pesky people getting in the way! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!
Oh, and I will answer your questions before I destroy you all. I have crushed exactly 568,054,127 purple planets. I need to put some more on my resume, or I’m NEVER going to blow up the universe…sigh. What was the one you were thinking of? The government might already belong to MEEEEEEE…
Unfortunately, if I told you the name of the planet I would give myself away. I have mentioned it on another thread, you see.
Mirrors. Books. Spaceships. Zombies. Daggers. Windstorms. Fire. Darkness. Coldness. Felines. Too many hints. “Wild geese that fly with the moon on their wings/these are a few of my favorite things!”
ARE YOOOOOOOU…RANDOMOSITY???
My hint is this! And I shall give no more! (Maybe.)
I enjoy renaming things, such as people. Or people-things. Or thing-people. And NOBODY CAN DO ANYTHING ABOUT IT OR I’LL BLOW UP THEIR PLANET!!!!!!!
Example!
Me: Your name is now Bobby.
Random Guy: No it’s not, it’s–
(BOOM)
Various: Are you Choklit Orange?
More hints:
Put my name in Google Translate for a large hint
I joined about 2 years ago
My favorite Muse has something to do with my name.
33- Yup! And I totally gave myself away, mostly intentionally!
Hmm… You mentioned blowing things up… Mago Berry, perchance?
Hint: I’m just about to turn, just about to turn, God I’m gonna turn…
Caking cake…You guessed me…cake. Cakecakecake.

THERE HAS BEEN TOO MUCH CAKE IN THIS POST! WE SHALL RESCUE IT WITH PIE!
There we go…weeelll, I’d better not do any more *violent/explosive* AEs, or else it shall be altogether too obvious.
Great clones think alike? I mean, you guessed me and I guessed you…
My brain: “You guess me and I’ll guess you! POKEMON!”
Me: *Hits head repeatedly with large stick* “SHUT UP BRAIN! SHUT UP!”
Hints:
1. I want a Wonderbra! (reference)
2. Look around and you will find/ no one’s really colorblind…
3. ICe cream is good.
4. I’m a paleo.
My brain: *starts singing*
I wanna be the very best
Like no one ever was
To guess them all is my real test
To not be guessed, my cause
I will travel across MB
Searching far and wide
Each alter ego, to understand
Not a single one can hide
Alter Ego, through you I’ll see
I know it’s my destiny
Alter Ego
Oh, my time won’t end
My true self I must defend
Alter Ego, you know it’s true,
I’ll guess you all, through and through
You can’t guess me, but I’ll guess you
ALTERRRR EGOOOOO!!!!!!!
Me: *whacks self on head with bigger stick* BEQUIETBEQUIETBEQUIETTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
If I wasn’t on a couch squished between an armrest and a sibling, I’d be rolling on the floor laughing right now.
Me: *rolls eyes* I get your point, Sceptile. You can stop staring at me now.
Sceptile: You look like you’re having a nervous breakdown. Stop laughing so hard before you pass out from lack of oxygen.
Me: (sarcastically) Yes, sir.
New chatspeak! IIWOACSBAAAASIBROFLRN!
Just kidding…hehe…chatspeak is so easy to poke fun at. *sticks a PostIt note that says “fun” onto finget and pokes chatspeakers*
On a completely unrelated note, once my sister actually wrote “SENSE” on a piece of cardboard and beat me on the head with it. Upon which I wrote “NONSENSE” on another piece of cardboard and whacked her back.
On a mostly related note, is Kazoo Fiend Enc? En just seems like Enc to me.
That’s hilarious!
I need to try that!
We’s a crustoid. Saw we dat big Crystal ceremony. But lost we gets on dat trip back! Stuck in Neither Nor we is! So you gives we a map, but pronto!
Actually, never mind on that last post. I just saw the “Fiend” part, and thought that it was something that Enc might come up with.
This is not an epigram, but rather a mispronunciation/spelling of an an epigram, which has nothing whatsoever to do with what you know me as. So, forget the name for any hints on my possible identity. Instead, let me tell you that I am male, I do not wear any form of eye enhancement, and that I am now sitting in a car at my iPhone typing this message.
Oh, by the way? It’s opposite day.
Poor me… Not one single person has even tried to guess my name. Is it too hard?
I shall give larger hints (although I thought I gave pretty big hints already).
In the Museion, I was known as A Student of Entropy
My favorite Muse is Koko.
Hopefully that will inspire some guesses.
43: Possibly HaloManiac?
Yes, I changed the avatar. Yes, I forgot the false email I’d been using. Don’t go so hard on me, okay?! Sheesh…Well, opposite day is over. You can trust anything I say from here on out. I think.
This thread is dead, dead and dead. I believe you are Mago Berry, though.
I’m going to switch pictures every time I post with a purposeful mispelling of the email address I am using.
-Mwanafunsi, Yas Koko’s Apprentice, isn’t ya?
Stuck in Neither Nor we is! Stayed in dat city o’ Nuldoid so long, we talks like dem ‘noids! Now, gives ya dat map to we, ya droibs! Alone, we is! No guide has we! So ya be givin’ we dat map, but pronto!
Ona dat crust, wes a student. We’s not no delnoid, but we’s close as ‘toid can gets! We’s a factoid ‘toid! Dat we is! A factoid ‘toid!
Yup! Although I did give a good many hints to inspire guessing, good job!
Is it possible you would be Agent Lightning?
Ya did at dat.
Nah! Nah to dat! We’s no “Agent Lightening”!
Choklit Orange, then?
Nah to dat! We’s no “Choklit Orange” neither!
Dis is fun! But not nearly as fun as dat big Crystal ceremony!
Now, ona dat crust, we’s got dat vacation planned! So we needs ta get der, but pronto!
Maybe Mikazuki? Or Selenium? Or Kai?
It isn’t me.
Nah to dat! We’s not none o’ dem!
Nuldoid been written about in dat most favoritest book o’ we.
Yas want a seaweed froote? We loves seaweed frootes.
We’s a crazy, stinkin’ ‘toid.
Ona dat crust, we’s most favoritest animal is dat cat.
Thief of light?
And nah to dat!
Actually, we likes mango frootes even more den seaweed frootes.
Mago Berry.
Hello. Is this thread dead? It seems fun.
GAPAs, can we misspell our email adress? We know we’re not supposed to do fake adresses or anything, but our gravatar is rather recognizable.
Hints for guessing us:
We are fairly new to the blog.
We normally use a personalized gravatar that is not randomly generated.
Our new gravatar is rather pleasing to look at, but has teeth rather like that of the abominable :mrgreen:.
We are forced to get off of the computer now by younger sisters.
ZNZ
And if it is you, a hint: When you post on the Alter Ego thread, people can look at the recent comments to see who posted around the same time as you, and match that up with the hints.
And yes, you can misspell your email address.
Yes, you are ZNZ. I guessed that without reading KA’s comment or checking who had commented.
Actually, we’re not…
Really!?
Oregano, then?
I should have realized that ZNZ uses a randomly generated gravatar. Also, she’s never mentioned sisters. She mentions comma splices all the time, though…
Oregano doesn’t use a personalized gravatar, either. Chok? She’s not new, but it sounds like her… Neptune? Agent Lightning? Oh, Musketeers! Yes, her. Or maybe BitterSound. But I think you’re probably Musketeers.
Yeah, I’m Agent Lightning. Except I accidentily posted something under “Discussing Mr. Joe” under this name just now. Cake. And I don’t feel like not posting anything to keep it up anymore.
Stinkin’ Toid: Enc? Or are you somewhere else?
Nah to dat! Though we’s usually guessed as him ona some point!
We’s havin’ fun. We doesn’t usually gets guessed dis much!
KA? Er, the KA that hasn’t guessed…? (If one hasn’t…confusing.)
Confusing, yes, but neder I nor me brudder eva’ be stinkin’ toid
(Though talking in the accent is very fun!)
If you’re not Mago, you’re Randomosity.
Absolutely correct! Here’s your prize! *gives nautilus*
I find it rather funny you narrowed it down to me or my clone.
That was quite fun.
-Koko’s Apprentice, *winces* You completely mangled the accent. My alter ego was based on the speech of the nuldoids, from my very favorite book in the world, The Wheel of Nuldoid. For one thing, nuldoid’s never say “me” or “I”. They say “we”. When speaking in first person plural, they say “us”. Actually, the only Nuldoidan words you used were “stinkin’ toid” (a derogatory phrase referring to humans). Sorry for this lecture, but… Learn dat Nuldoidan language next time, ya drobbs horkel!
I was doing a mimic of the crocs from the comic Pearls Before Swine, which I figured would be close enough to the actual accent.
I guess not
Umm… Wouldn’t it just have been easier to mix and match phrases from some of my posts? I’m sorry, I’m just kind of a nit-picker about accents from fiction books. And the more I like the book, the more I nit-pick.
Yay, a nautilus! I can keep en? I suppose I should find out what it eats. *does so* …Wow. It eats seafood, but only once a month. How low-maintenance can you get? Yay! And nautilus training is often searched for on Google; does that mean I can teach en to do tricks, too?! *checks* …No, that’s something completely unrelated to the animal.
But still! A nautilus!! Thanks!
Of course you can keep en! You won en fair and square. Why not give en a name? You can train a nautilus, you know. Studies have shown them to be as smart as any other cephaopod, if I remember correctly, which is to say, very smart indeed.
Wonderful! Let’s see… names… Nemo is good, but nowadays, more people associate it with the Disney clownfish than the captain of The Nautilus in 20,000 Leagues Under The Sea. Should I use it anyway? I think so… Yes, he’s Nemo. And yay about training! I knew most cephalopods were smart, but I didn’t know much about them specifically. I used to,though; I did quite a lot of research on them when I was 10. Thanks again!
To make thing harder for you to guess
I’m writing posts into poems, yes!
And now I give you a hint, could be strong, or weak,
Squids have to do with the person you seek.
Another hint, shall narrow it down
So it will be easier to win a crown.
This person has been on more than 2 RPG’S
And has an age under 18.
I’ve now given you 3 hints to help you with what you seek
Now go on your quest, and please don’t peek.
Hmm… are you Kittymine?
Alas, you are wrong
Although we are both on the
Medieval RP
(G)
Mikazuki?
There once was a muser named KA.
He guessed me wrong but was close
Would it help if she said her age? <— Rough rhyme there.
!t is younger than 14, but close <— Repeat there.
OH CRAP! NOOOOOOOOO!!! Goshdarnit.
Nice job.
It’s been a long time. The people of MuseBlog thought it was safe to creep from their hiding places and carry on with their lives. Little did they know, someone was watching them….
mwahahahahahahackhackcough
I saw you on the Recent Comments bar and realized I couldn’t see any part of your message. So I had to comment.
*creeps from hiding place and carries on with life*
There’s no apostrophe in ‘en’s’. The possessive is ‘ens’. *is nitpicky*
“Stop squirming and die like an adult or I’m going to delete your backup! Stop! OK, I deleted it. Now whatever happens, you’re dead. You’re still shuffling around a little, but belive me, you’re dead.”
“Who are you?”
“I see you.”
“Got’cha.”
“Ooh, that thing has numbers on it!”
“Oh hey, you’re the lady from the test. Hi!”
“Two tablespoons rhubarb on fire.”
Goodness… it’s been forever since I’ve had an alter ego. What better time than to start up again? Here’s for a hint…
I’m thinking of a sometimes holy object that gives me much joy and whose existence most of the world would surely miss not including China, which shockingly is full of a lot of people who avoid it like the plague.
“Ahh! Bird! Bird! Kill it! IT’S EVIL!”
“Look at you, soaring through the air majestically. Like an eagle. Piloting a blimp.”
“Oh, it says she has a medical degree. In fashion. From France.”
“For god’s sake, you’re boxes! With legs!”
“They say that on dark nights, you can still hear the screaming. Of their replicas.”
“But, it is a real lair, a proper lair.”
“That’s right, Life, I’m gonna get my scientists to invent combustable lemons to BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN!!!”
“I’m not defective!”
“Fact: the first man to scale Mount Everest did so accidentally while chasing a bird.”
“It’s like Christmas! No, it’s better than Christmas! It should be it’s own holiday. Explosion Day. Happy Explosion Day, gorgeous.”
“Orbit, space orbit, in my space suit.”
“I like bananas. Bananas are good.”
-That is one of my favorite quotes ever.
“We gives ya seventy percent! And if ya doesn’t likes that, ya can go eats a stump!”
“What’s wrong? Are you faint? do you feel ill? Do you have a paper cut?”
“What did Neil Armstrong say when he landed on the moon?”
“Tastes like chicken!”
“What’s wrong with that panda?”
“He’s dead.”
“No matter how hard I tried to be evil-”
“Like growing a giant tree?”
“Shut up!”
Does this count as a double post?
From TV shows:
“And that is why I never leave the house without pie.”
“It’s like I’m a big, growing snowball of nerves!”
From books:
“When I am old, I shall wear midnight.”
“And how is dear old Maeb?”
“Dead.”
“Lovely. That frees up some very desireable real estate.”
“And don’t feel so hard done by, Snapdragon. I go out of my way to hinder everyone.”
From my family:
Brother: “Let’s burn the house down!”
Me: “But I’m out of combustable lemons! And can’t we wait until my birthday to burn it down?”
Are you Randomosity101?
That’s right, I am THE POX ROMANA! have you ever wondered how one of the most powerful empires the world had ever seen came crumbling to its knees with such suddenness? WELL WONDER NO MORE. “We’re so great.” the Romans thought. “We’ve got running water for everyone.” the Romans thought. “We’re invincible.” the Romans thought. WELL THEY COULDN’T STAND UP TO ME ONCE I INFECTED THEIR RUNNING WATER SUPPLY! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
I never come on this thread anymore, but I have to say that is a GREAT username.
Why thank you. I’ve been wanting to use it since I took Latin I. NOW FALL BEFORE MY EMPIRE-CRUSHING MIGHT!
So much for this thread being popular…
Pox Romana, are you Mago Berry?
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I am sorry for that post. I meant to infect the preview button but got the comment button instead. Oh well. FEEL FREE TO DESTROY MY POST WITH YOUR DESTRUCTIVE VACCINES!
R101- I am not! NOW DIE IN ILLNESS AND AGONY!!!
GUESS WHO! mwahahahahahahahahahaha!
hint: “oh the PAWS! i get it!”
Haven’t used this one in a while.
Hmm…would you happen to have the alter ego Selina Kyle?
I love your alter ego. Sue from Catering is the best.
i was me
Triangles? Triangles are beautiful.
Hint: Orange.
Rrrgh. I’m stuck with this very miffed-looking gravatar, which miffs me, and I don’t feel like misspelling my email a million different ways to find one that looks nice. This miffs me. Immensely. And nobody better guess me, because that would make me horrifyingly miffed!
Hello. It’s good to see you again.
Mwahahahaha…
Sage Triangle- Choklit Orange?
I expected that. Good guess, but no.
Have you any hints to offer?
Are you Kiwimuncher?
I am a fan of Doctor Who, as you probably surmised.
My name is not Sue.
I do not know how to cook, let alone cater.
All this to say that I am NOT Sue From Catering.
I will, however, create another alter ego.
Oh my goodness I had forgotten this thread even existed! So much fun!
Hello, my fellow MuseBloggers. Hints:
I’ve been on the blog for at least a year.
I’m younger than 16.
I’m involved in the complex blibling relationships on the blog.
Well, that sure narrows it down…
Eel… You are… LITTLE BASEMENT KITTEN! Right? RIGHT? YOU HAD BETTER BE, OR I WILL KIll YOU LIKE I KILLED THE ROMANS!!!!!
Kill me like you killed the Romans. I dare you.
*infects* HAHA! YOU SHALL DIE, BUT NOT BEFORE MUCH SUFFERING!
((Yours is an evil laugh.))
Aah! Oh, dear god in heaven!
(Have I ever mentioned how awesome you guys are?)
Curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!
Hee hee, Castle has even changed his avatar.
We will rule over all this land, and we shall call it…this land.
I think we should call it your grave!
huh? does Castle have Amnesia. or did he have to have surgery and he is still “blink blink” in the head from the medication?
Would you be… Enceladus?
No, I would not be Enceladus.
Hints, round two:
I’ve been on the blog for more than two years.
I don’t identify as male.
I live in the U.S.
I’m eating Ricola cough drops right now.
I have a nose.
are you littlebasementkitten?
No, I am not! I’ve already been guessed as such.
Hints, round three:
I’m younger than 15. (Oo, narrowing it down.)
Siriano. (Take this how you will…it will make sense later.)
I have ten toes.
…I really don’t remember the ages of people on MuseBlog. But… Rainbow?
You are also incorrect.
EXTERMINATE
Be you small but fierce?
I be indeed.
Be you Cskia?
Sage Triangle – Your hint was “orange” right? Orange… Orange… Choklit. But you already said no to that. Orange… Orange… Purple… Life is Purple… Life is Purple, Death is Green… Life is Purple, Death is Green, Titan is… Orange? ORANGE! Are you *Cskia?
I knew my hint was too obvious… *Titanite pies*
I don’t think it was too obvious. I just happened to be reminded of Life/Death/Titan.
Several people here have doubtlessly forgot all about that. *noms pies*
Many of us weren’t even here for it and have no idea how you got from Orange to her previous usernames. What has Titan to do with orange?
Titan, moon of Saturn, is orange. For a long time I was CTN (Crazy Titan Nerd) and went around speaking gibberish about my obsession. I was a somewhat hyper neophyte…
Actually, by the time I joined MB, you were no longer a neophyte. I know about it from the time we were in 3D Arts class together and spent various days discussing your philosophy. Really, even then I wouldn’t have realized, except that I tend to think in non-sequiturs. Hence my blogname.
guess who!
Hint: i once got blamed for acting like someone else!
GEE, I WONDER.
*drums on her pot*
Are you…BATMAN? OR BANE?
A wild guess – Catwoman?
why… how did you know?
Oh, well, I suppose I got lucky!
Eel – I SHALL GUESS YOU AGAIN BEFORE YOU DIE, FOR I AM A SLOW-KILLING DISEASE. You are Theifling! I MUST BE CORRECT THIS TIME!!!
You are incorrect.
Teehee, guess me!
Hrm. It seems nobody wants to guess me. This makes me miffed.
Selky?
CO, you are?
You’re all wrong! Even you, small but fierce aka Eel. *is miffed* Why can’t anyone guess me correctly? Even though I’m covering up my normal personality to make it harder? *sigh*
Agent Lightning… can it be?
I bet now you’re <u
That was supposed to say: I bet now you’re really miffed.
Sorry, my computer had issues.
Hmm, could you possibly be Agent Lightning?
Cake. Now I’m really miffed.
Not an angry hexagon, I am.
Hints:
Currently eating frozen yogurt
MuseBlogger for over two years
shadowfire?
Choklit Orange?
Not an Angry Hexagon – ARE YOU A GUY? I don’t know why, but you seem like a guy to me right now.
Nobody seems to be guessing me. A POX ON ALL YOUR HOUSES! HAHAHAHAHA! MEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
A girl, I am.
Bibliophile?
This alter-ego is related to one I had when I had only been on the blog for a month or two. That was somewhere between one and four years ago. That’s your first hint.
No, I am not Kiwimuncher.
My knowledge of the Evil Overlord lists compells me not to provide you with a hint. Except, perhaps, that I learnt about this list from TVTropes, a site I have visited a lot when not working on my evil world domination plans.
Pox Romana- agrrrfishi?
Maths Lover- You are GENERIC EVIL VILLAIN! I AM GUESSING YOUR EGO IN REVERSE!
I am not agrrrfishi, or Bibliophile as Not an Angry Hexagon (WHO I THINK MAY BE KAI, IF KAI STILL POSTS HERE) guessed. NOW BOTH OF YOU WILL DIE!
I don’t play Alter Egos, no.
*dies*
Well. It Appears That It Would Be Proper To Introduce Myself Here.
Do You Require A Hint?
Selky?
Cat’s Eye?
Neither shadowfire nor CO, I am. Kai, I am not.
More hints:
Involved in complex blog family.
Currently yawning.
Must I Have a Name?- *Cskia?
Mechanical Pencil- CO?
The Pox Romana- bookgirl?
Kanaya- Thief?
Kai – Cake. THEN A POX ON YOU FOR NOT HAVING AN ALTER EGO!!!!
Not an Angry Hexagon – NO I AM NOT! Are YOU?
Bookgirl I am not. LBK, are you?
I AM NOT A KITTEN (though I almost became one for a while – hint hint). SPEAKING OF KITTENS, ARE YOU KITTYMINE???
Not a cat; no, not I. Randomosity, are you?
Yes, that was me.
*gives victory nautilus*
just wanted to bemoan the fact that I am no longer the only polygon or polyhedron themed username on blog
that is all, carry on
Oh dear…I don’t think I will be able to give many hints other than the fact that I am a neophyte.
Asentia?
No, but good try.
I am older than twelve but less than sixteen, and I haven’t had a birthday in the short time I have been on MuseBlog.
I know, terrible hints, but anything else would be painfully obvious.
Agent Hippie?
I am Agent Hippie.
1. I am a neophyte
2. I posted most recently on R&R
(Cake, this is harder than I thought!)
Good Luck!
Are you Catwoman?
no how could he be me? i am me! how can anyone besides me be me? i have my own life! me is me you are you that’s all there is to it i am not him how could i be him because i am a girl so if him is me then i wouldn’t be feminine. how can he be me because if he were me who would me be? see.
Nope!
More hints:
My name is 4 syllables
Are YOU Agent Hippie?
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My computer is having major issues… So sorry!
Oh cake. I just realized that Agent Lightening, under the guise of In A State Of Perpetual Miffed-Ness, guessed my old Alter Ego, Obsessive Quoter, and I never even saw until now, so I never admitted she was right! *apology pies*

It’s fine!
*more pies*
Hint: I’m not actually male, nor do I identify as such.
Another Hint: The squids I am lord of are space squids. Or, if you prefer, I’M IN SPAAACE!!!
Jade?
Nope! I expected to be guessed as such, but I personally doubt Jade would create so obvious an alter ego. Anyway, I’m not jade.
Hint: The squids I am lord of are from outer space make gadgets.
You’re in space… computer/video game reference?
Yes. My name is a reference too, but a reference to an ad, so I don’t know the specifics, except for:
1: Lord of Squids
2: Alien (therefore, “from space”)
3) Mechanist/Tinker
4) Wizards
In other words, I’m Lord of Magical Space Squid Mechanists.
Bibliophile?
Hmm…I think that was a Portal reference, right? (The sad part is that I only know this from watching other people play Portal…)
ZNZ? Rainbow?
Yes, it’s a Portal reference, but no, I’m not Bibliophile, ZNZ, or Rainbow. Nice tries, guys.
A less alter-ego related note:
My problem with the word “Mechanist” in my post above is that it puts me in mind of a tall man with hair in two large upright spikes on either side of his head, three missing fingers, and a circle around one eye from a past explosion of a stem-powered telescope.
SFTDP. That should be “steam-powered”, sorry.
A telescope powered by science, technology, engineering, and math? Cool!
Aren’t they all powered by that? All inventions are, to an extent, and they always will be. It’s an inexhaustible resource.
You are absolutely right, however I would like to point out that I was referring to a specific steam-powered telescope.
Hmm… Perhaps more hints are needed?
1) I know only one person for whom I use the honorific “sir”, and she is female (and not me).
2) I’ve been known to post on threads I really ought to have nothing to do with.
3) It’s rather lonely out in space. Luckily, there are space bugs. I like bugs.
SFTDP. It took me an atrociously long time to realize that Agent Lightening was referring to STEM, the acronym. I feel slightly less bad about it since I wasn’t the only person not to get it, but still… *apology squids*
Hint: Sending out apology squids makes me feel like a Castlevania creature.
Are you R101?
Yes. Did I give myself away? (Oh, and SFTDP.)
I’ve never commented on it, but you usually spell my name “Agent Lightening”.
((Ligaments! htni! ngy-ngy-ngy-ngy-ngy-nyg!))
Oh wow. You’re right. Sorry, my computer gives me a spelling error to spell it without the “e”.
Has Not an Angry Hexagon been guessed correctly yet?
I believe not yet.
Are you Adeliae?
No, indeed I am not.
More hints:
does not usually post under a generated gravatar
been on blog for over two years
currently sharpening a pencil
I would have to assume you’re SBF.
Wait, never mind. I misread that first clue.
Castle?
En is not me.
Random guess… Midnight Fiddler?
Hmmm, not quite.
FantasyFan?
Not quite either.
More hints would be difficult to think up…
KaiYves?
Kai said she doesn’t post here, and I believe she has a randomly generated gravatar.
twilight zone here!!!! no one knows who the other is!!!!
hint: i love old black and white comedy shows
oh crap i forgot about the avatar and nameeee!!! i am a derp! (please let me call myself a derp it joys me greatly)
It seems like you don’t need our permission.
If need be, here:
I hereby let you call yourself a derp.
xo
yea i think it’s funny when i call myself a derp. i also think it is hilarious when i flail…. OMG i mean FAIL! ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
Make a post with a list of all the clues I have given so far, I would, if I was blogging on a desktop computer. (hint hint)
I am, however, a blogger for over two years who identifies as female and not a cat. Involved in complex blog family, I am, and to find a number of people who I am NOT, read through this thread.
I am honestly not an angry hexagon.
Not an Angry Hexagon, have you been guessed as Selenium yet?
Hints for myself:
It really has been a long time since I used a generic alter ego as opposed to a character one, hasn’t it?
I really miss posting in masked-ball threads, despite the fact that the May Day Ball wasn’t really that long ago.
I’m terrified of the upcoming school year.
I’m still trying to reconcile myself with the fact that in a couple of months, I’ll be a year older than Zuko was in the beggining of Avatar: The Last Airbender.
Not an Angry Hexagon, are you Cskia, bookgirl, R101, Biblio, Mago, Chok, Mika, or fireh? You don’t have to say which; just say yes or no. (I named all females I could think of who was part of a complex family tree and hadn’t been guessed yet).
Equatinsouche- I don’t think fireh has posted on the blog at all in a very, very long time, unless I’ve missed something or… Unless you are her?
Hint: Urgh. Not being able to see anyone’s gravatar is extremely annoying. Now how will I know if I slipped up with my email??
Not an Angry Hexagon- Are you Mago Berry?
I am one of the few Equatinsouche listed, and not Mago Berry.
I cannot remember what email I made up for this alter ego.
The preview button does not work for me. But, I am now not a thoughtful octogon. Hmmm…
Then… Are you fireh???
This is my first time here, so I’m guessing LBK?
I am not LBK.
( hint: I am both a neophyte and a paleo.)
Well, you can’t literally be both completely inexperienced and have 6 months or more of experience on the same topic at the same time unless you were previously an expert but, say, left for a long time, came back and posted in the neophyte thread.
At that point you wondered “Hey, is the Alter Ego thread still around?” and decided to post.
My guess? IBCF.
Apparently, I am a nervous pink pentagon.
I miss when this thread was active.
Hmm… Randomosity101?
Heh. I should have known better than to post an alter ego when I appear to be the only one posting. Even if I only posted once.
I actually didn’t look at the timestamps or appear just after you, just looked at the RC bar after skimming this thread for frequent posters.
I guess this stops either of us from being the next. Come on lurkers!
Heh heh, yeah. I guess that would be the perfect way to catch someone as impatient as me. Nicely done.
Hello, I am a skeptical pentagon. In both my Alter Ego and human forms I am good at eyebrow-raising.
Skeptical Pentagon, are you Eggy Rice?
I was not actually part of that conversation, because whenever I’d read it I couldn’t join in without it being a double post.
No, I am not.
Hint: My posts have been very infrequent as of late.
Are you Cat’s Meow?
I post here waaaaaay too much.
Nope, incorrect once again.
I don’t really wear glasses. But then, I’m not really an octagon. I’m a nautilus.
I am a not a dent, but a Dent. I’m going by my father’s last name while I’m stuck on this boring little rock. I am so tired of sandwiches!
((This alter ego is mostly to check if En Who Must Not Be Named has broken off ens hiatus yet. Hint: I’ve discovered that it is impossible to create an alter ego while logged in.))