If you’re new on the blog, please stop by this thread and say pie — er, hi.
We recommend that newcomers (that’s what “neophytes” means) look over The Rules and The HG2MB (Hitchhiker’s Guide to MuseBlog).
Next, if you’re so minded, stop by Who’s Here (see the menu at the top of your screen) and announce your arrival in a comment there, so we’ll be sure to add you to the official list.
MuseBlog Veterans: Please use this thread only to welcome newcomers as they arrive and answer questions that they ask.
I wasn’t here in time to greet NekotheAmazingNinja yesterday, so I’ll pie my friend today!

Wow, I now officially know three other MBers in real life. This is getting interesting!
those better be apple pies randomosity
Ahem. As your friend, I must warn you that capitalization and punctuation are strictly enforced here. You won’t get in to trouble for it, as you are a neophyte (new to the blog), but I think it is best for you to know now that that will not always be the case.
And no, none of them were apple. But, per your request, I have baked a single poison apple pie. Prepare your face!

I dunno, some of us who’ve been around for a long time don’t really capitalize or punctuate that thoroughly… generally it seems that as long as you’re literate and aren’t making your posts hard to read (i.e. through chatspeak, l33t, etc) you’ll do fine.
Besides, as we have mentioned numerous times before, the Welcome page is not the place for this. (Since you’re addressing a friend, you can say something offblog).
I apologize.
You should. Shame, shame.
Feel BAD.
/gentle fun poking
I, Torterragurl, shall be prepared for pie! (key lime, please. I hate apple pie.)
* pies * Welcome!
Hey Torterragurl! Welcome welcome!
And yes, those are key lime.
Welcome!

Some sort of cream or custard os traditional, but you’re welcome to stop by the Hare & Hedgepig Tearoom for as much Key Lime Pie as you can eat.
HI Torterragurl! I am a fellow pokemon lover, my current favorite being my friends male, lvl 86 Poliwrath for some reason… :/
Gasp! Do I sense a fellow Pokemon fan?! Welcome!
I’m not particularly new, and I was posting as a neophyte a few months ago, but then I mysteriously disappeared. Maybe it was a secret mission for the Kokonspiracy…
I just want to let everyone know that I’m back, and this seemed the appropriate place to post. hello everyone!
Hey Oobatooba. Welcome back! What sort of pies would you like?
Strawberry rhubarb or pecan please. And you?
Sorry, oobatooba, but we only pie neophytes.
Enjoy your pies!
Thanks for the pies anyway (licking delicious strawberry rhubarb off face). Well, I pie everyone, so here you go!
