If you’re new on the blog, please stop by this thread and say pie — er, hi.
We recommend that newcomers (that’s what “neophytes” means) look over The Rules and The HG2MB (Hitchhiker’s Guide to MuseBlog).
Next, if you’re so minded, stop by Who’s Here (see the menu at the top of your screen) and announce your arrival in a comment there, so we’ll be sure to add you to the official list.
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There haven’t been any neopyhtes this year?! I MUST CHANGE THAT! *goes out to recruit*
Not to mention only 10 neophytes in 2010.
Really? Only 10? Total?
Is that just the ones who stayed?
I would go recruit, but my greatest success is Anomylous, who posted about four times total, after about two years that I tried to convince her to come one. That and I realized that most of the people that were convinced to come on by friends didn’t stay long.
I must recruit MBers! Join the cause!
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Nobody’s listening…
*goes off to sob in a corner*
Hello, everyone. I’ve been lurking for a little while, so I think I have a feel for the blog. I was on here a few years ago (I’d prefer not to tell everyone my name.) and now I’m back, with a new email.
Welcome back!
Hello, Sirius the dog star. MuseBlog has changed in the years you’ve been away. Everyone — and I mean everyone — has to follow my orders. Questions are not permitted. Obedience is absolute. Resistance is futile.
Yes, O lord and master. Is it my imagination, or do you smell like strawberries?
Cookie baskets help as well.
Yes they do.
There is a very very very small chance I was kidding.
Welcome, Sirius the dog star!

Oh my gosh. A phytie. PLEASE STAY. We need some fresh blood here.
If you have anything in specific you’d like to discuss here, there most likely a thread for it (the search bar is your friend!), but you can always write about anything you’d like on the random thread.
But please, please, please stay.
*pies radiant darkness*
*pies radiant darkness*
*pies radiant darkness*
*pies radiant darkness*
*pies radiant darkness*
That was fun.
)
Only the GAPAs have power around here (and those who bribe them with pie and chocolate