KOKO KOKO KOKO KOKO KOKO!!!!!!!!! YAY KOKO!!!! ROCK ON KOKO!!! HUZZAH! HUZZAH! HUZZAH!!
bo rocks. totally. mooooooooo.
yay crraw!
i don’t like pwt. grr pwt.
yay devil!
yay feather! doughnuts rock!
hmm…urania…erm….nah. icky math.
I wants a koko t-shirt! i is getting one! sometime….
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Cool I’m the 3rd comment!!!!! I agree with Lorelei, who WOULD want to say things behind their backs? And what’s the point of saying nice things behind their backs when you can just tell them? I mean COME ON!!!!
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The muses rock and they always will. Thank you to the big hairy mutant thing…that well, is hairy and mutant but really has a good side for the muses.
Remember,
Aieiou
The muse of software (I think)
Chad
The Muse of hardware ( I also think)
Bo
The Muse of Misc. Facts
Kokopelli
Ultimate Trickster and muse of humor (Psst…have you ever heard of Loki?)
Robert Coontz
The Muse of Controlling the musefanpage blog
Paul Baker
Muse of England
Crraw
The Muse of Horrobile Poetry (who I have been entitled to for many years)
Pwt
The Muse of Animals
Some triangle headed lady
Muse of getting along with people
And then all the ancient muses.
I like Crraw! I am the biggest patron of his art.
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Spelling Bee Nominies,
That’s “Horrible” Poetry.
KitKat
The Muse of Horrible Spelling
Kitten
The Muse of zzzzzzzzzzzoom and smileys
Phoenix
The Muse of Wonderful Writing
MontgomeryGurl
The Muse of fun and laughter
Ebeth the Lurker
Muse of *_________* verbs and cheerfulness
And of course
The Mutant Hairy Thing
who founded this page
And KitKat is also the Muse of KitKats, her favorite candy.
But really guys/gals, aren’t we all muses?
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Ode to Crraw:
I am horrible at poetry
as horrible
as
ice cream on a cake
when it melts
don’t think
I’m implying
that ice crem on a cake
melting
is a bad thing.
if it saved you life somehow
my pardons.
but simply my
point is
poetry is not my thing
(surely my
vocabulary
would not consist of
“thing” if I was
good at it.)
I don’t even know
when to enter
am I entering at the
right place?
If I’m not
I am going to
Crraw’s university
of bad poetry.
Maybe I’ll try a bit more
in a few.
Alright I’m getting sick
of this.
Aren’t you?
Oooh! Finally
a rhyme.
-Bye, KitKat
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Oh yeah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1i am number 10!!! i beat you all!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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No Kricket. i am the third commenter. you are the 6.
chuga chuga!!! chuga chuga chuga choo choo choo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzoom!!!
now i am the 10!!! ya me!!! mwahahaha! yaa!!!
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oh darn. was number 10. the first time!!! oh yeah. this sucks for me. now i am 12. only i turned 11 in sep…… have to wait another year untill i am twelve… and i don’t like 5th grade. it stinks, even though i have a nice binder compared to fourth grade. mwahahahaha!!!!!
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thank you KitKat, but I am also offended because you didn’t say anything about my partner in ruling the galexy, Kricket. How could you say something about me, and not her???
But thanks. I like to be the Muse of zzzzzzzzzoom!!! and of smiles!!!
But, I am also Muse of ruling the galexy with Kricket.
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My favorite Muse is Urania. She’s just like me!!! I actually love math, and crazy ideas! Alot of people have said they don’t understand how seh can like math, but dislike “inconvenient facts”, so I am going to explain it. It’s obvious, at least to me, that the dislike, “inconvenient facts”, is meant to be put in context with her like, “ideas, the crazier the better”. Once you look at them side by side, it’s obvious that she dislikes facts that get in the way of her crazy ideas!
It was so nice of you to say I’m the Muse of fun and laughter, Kit Kt!!!! I feel so special now. Of course, it is alot to live up to. How do I need to act? Wait, was that last comment funny enough for the Muse of fun and laughter to say?! AAAAAAUUUUUUUUGGGHHH!!!!!!! Pressure!!!!!!!!!
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Oh and I totally forgot…
Urania
Muse of math and sometimes exploit, and intelligence
Kricket+Kitten
Muses of Ruling the Galexy
Kricket
Muse of intellect
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Oh and the triangle-headed lady is actually Mimi.
Mimi
Muse of getting along with people
..
~
Do you like my emberassed smiley who is actually
vertical?
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KitKat (7),
Hold on–I just noticed my name on that list. Does that mean I am now a BlogMuse?
–Robert
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wow i feel special. i’m a muse! yay!
KOKOKOKOKOKOKOKOKOKOKOKOKOKOPELLI!!!!!!!!
hm…wonder who’s my fav muse…
*gasp* I completely forgot chad! poor chad. *sits down and cries for chad*
i have nothing to say about aeiou and mimi. except wait never mind i do. 1. Why doesn’t aeiou talk? i might actually remember her once in a while if she did…
2. Why is mimi always so NICE???? have koko teach her some pie-throwing stuff. grr. come on mimi! that’s it! chuck that pie straight in koko’s face! arr! grr! rar!
yaaaay for the muses! HUZZAH! HUZZAH! HUZZAH!
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Mimi isn’t always exactly nice. She can be self-righteous and very hard on the other Muses. And as Larry Gonick’s book reveals, she’s a terrible housekeeper. I don’t think I’d want her for a roommate.
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ok ok. but still, she needs to get some pie-throwing in.
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I once suggested to Larry Gonick that it would be funny if Mimi turned out to be better at pie-throwing than Kokopelli, but too nice actually to use her talent. He didn’t say anything. Clearly he has inside information that he’s not revealing.
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uh oh. that sounds dangerous.
*dark shadows conveniently loom over the scene. by a strange coincedence, it happens to rain at the same time. Also for no particular reason at all, the ominous music swells*
director: ok guys now you turn around slowly, look up, and scream, panic, and helplessly run around in circles.
The MuseBloggers: *turn around slowly and look up*
AAAAAAAAHHH!!!!!!
Mimi: *appears, threatening the population of MuseBloggers with a pie*
The MuseBloggers: *scream, panic, and helplessly run around in circles*
director: ok CUT! very good. um…mimi? mimi…. MIMI! IT’S JUST A MOVIE!!! oh no….
Mimi: HA! TAKE THAT!!! *starts throwing pies everywhere through the crowd*
Everybody: *screams, panics, and helplessly runs around in circles*
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Thanx for remembering me Kitten!!!!! I feel so loved *wipes tear from eye* Let’s go take over the world!!!!! mwahahahahaha!!!!!!
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17-Yes you are, Mr.Coontz. A life of musehood. How different will that be??
Moohahahaha
P.S. That’s Bo’s evil laugh. .
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a life of musehood. hoom. probably way more fun than this…i mean my life right now…
Kitkat you’ve inspired me. I’m off to start my new life as a muse!!
*packs bag and marches off to Kokonino country*
A year passed…Winter changed into spring. Spring changed into Summer. Summer changed back into winter. And winter gave spring and summer a miss and went straight on into autumn. Until one day…
(yes i am a terrible horrible monty python thief. so sue me. mwahaha. lol!)
ebeth: hello!
the muses: AAH! a human!
ebeth: No i’m a muse!
the muses: yeah right. ATTACK!!
koko: *pies ebeth*
ebeth: aaah! no fair! what about in larry g’s book?
yes random craziness. i’m procrastiniating. again. i should probably stop doing that…
NOO! NEVER!!
oh fine. my alter ego says no.
ok this is a looooong post. i goes now.
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For the three years I’ve been getting Muse, Devil’s only appeared three times at the most, and only once in Koko & co., in the dog issue. Did he used to be around more? Just wondering.
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Devil was introduced in October 2001. He’s never been a major character–strange, considering how much everybody loves him.
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Erm…who is Devil?
I haven’t seen him ever.
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Kokopelli’s dog. You can see his picture in the Muse Glossary.
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ALL HAIL DEVIL!! he rocks. totally. but i like how he’s not around much. cuz then we miss him. but then LO! TIS DEVIL! and we are happy
something like that anyway. it’s like how ur all cold but then u go outside and it’s freezing and you come back in and feel warm in the same temperature. if that makes any sense…
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*sniff* I did something that everyone will remember… OK hi! My favorite muse is Mimi, but I love EVERYONE!!!!! Yay! I noticed that some readers stated that Koko was hot. Yeah right, he’s just a stick figure. No offence, but what’s ther to like? He’s obnoxious, annoying, evil.. Personally, I think Pwt is adorable. DO NOT LAUGH!!!!!
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arrgh! no! not pwt!! evil crraw-chaser pwt??!!
hahahahahahahahaha…ok jk. u told me not to laugh. whoops.
KOKO IS HOTT SO THERE TAKE THAT! KOKO ROCKS!!!
*ebeth takes careful aim…*
*splat!*
mutant_hairy_thing: aah! no! *runs away w/ pie all over*
lol! jk ur cool mutant_hairy_thing!
your fav muses just happen to be my least fav…but oh vell.
to quote the museblog slogan: we’re all musers here.
huzzah!
BUT KOKO STILL ROCKS SO JUST WHO CARES IF HE’S A STICK FIGURE STICK FIGURES ARE COOL!!!! :p
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I have a confession to make, before all Musers. I can not stand Koko!!! I admit it, the pie throwing, the being a complete jerk to everyone else, it makes me want to give him a good, hard *slap*, just to knock some sense into him!!!!! I get really mad at him, and then I feel like total idiot, because, uh dude, he’s like, a stick figure!! I then get really mad at the strange little person in me that made me think using the word “dude”, and I then want to talk to Urania, but I just have to content myself with coming on here. I think I might be a tad obsessed with Muse, but it’s not like I care as long as my mom lets me stay on the computer for as long as I want to!!!!
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omg your mom lets you stay on the computer as long as you want??!!! have her call my mom and tell her exactly why. maybe her arguments will be so good she’ll let me do that.
my mom’s like, “well yes it’s fun and all but…” and then on to the twisted argument of the day. she thinks it’s unhealthy. it probably is. oh vell. i’m like “mom! it’s educational!”
*gasp* NOOO!!! KOKO ROCKS!!! yah ok i wouldn’t really want to meet him i suppose…
well maybe i’d want to smack a pie in his face…
BUT HE’S STILL COOL!!! SO….SO….So….so….so what. lol!
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YOU DARE LAUS\GH AT PWT?!?!!?!?!?!!?!?! HOW CAN YOU NOT LIKE HIM???? Well yeah, he worries too much, but that’s how I was for more thant half my life. I sure feel sorry for him.
You know.. if my 12-year-old sister could be a Muse…she would DEFINATELY be the Muse of evilness. She said that when she grows up, she wants to be evil. Whenever I tell her to go f\get something for her, I explain how doing it would make her more evil, and she does it anyway. PWT IS SO CUTE!!!
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*gasp* i have to bribe my little brother. wanna trade?
pwt? cute?
it takes all kinds…
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wow that rhymes…maybe. with one pronunciation of pwt. not how i pronounce it usually but it could work…
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Erm, mutant hairy thing! If it wasn’t for me *sigh, I feel so special* this wouldn’t be here!
Just kidding. But you must include me when you take claim for this thread!
* he he he. The evilness of being the muse of KitKats. Gives you a lot of power, I must say….*
And just to let you know, too, Kokopelli is hot!! Why? He lives in the desert! I’m hot too! I live in the desert! Well not like a desert desert. (If you get what I mean.)
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Wow. It’s wierd being mean.
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DOWN WITH CRRAW!!!!
*thousands of angry Musers pie RRFnJnCOM while a few solitary Pwtfans look on*
Just had to get that out. Why is it that everybody seems to like Crraw better than Pwt? Why, oh, why, cruel world?
Actually, Pwt isn’t even my favorite Muse. That honor belongs to Chad until I change my mind. I have the Koko t-shirt. It be cool.
Can I be the Muse of randomness, rambling, Rohan, LOTR, and/or manga? Please?
Yes. Thank you.
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I have three alter egos, so I get to be Muse of a lot of stuff.
MWAHAHAHAHAHA!
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ebeth, you powerplayed. no fair! you can’t make someone do somthing, you have to let them do it themselves.
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I love KOKO!!!! He’s soooooo cool!!!!!!!!!!!! Kitten and Kricket are the Muses of the GALAXY!!!!!!!!!!!!! Mwahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!
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Done with Crraw?
I’m afraid not.
(From Crraw)
Dearest Friend
RohanFreak,
you will drive me round the bend,
up the toaster,
done the pipe,
’till all the apples are red and ripe.
Friend or Foe?
Who will know.
Could it be?
You hate me!
What a shame.
I hate this game
Down with Pwt.
he’s such a newt.
He has not sense!
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yah ur right. can’t help it…that was my problem w/ rpgs too.
but obviously mutant_hairy_thing didn’t get pied, cuz we still see posts from…him? her? do we know? anyway…so basically that was just like…i dunno.
oh have u ever read l’engle? you know, wrinkle in time and all that? it’s like the projections. it’s an idea of something that could happen.
hey randomrohanfreak ect….WHY DO YOU NOT LIKE CRRAW CRRAW IS SOOO COOL! I LOOOOVE THE BAD POEMS!!!! DOES PWT WRITE AWESOME POEMS?? I DON’T THINK SO! CRRAW ROCKS!!!
next up in The History of Muse-The Pwt/Crraw wars…
break out the hot pink bunnies… (no! jk! not really! I must proclaim to the world how cool crraw is!!! )
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My favorite muses are CRRAW and KOKO!!!! *sneezes* I think I’m getting a cold… NOOOOOOOOOOO I HATE BEING SICK!!!!!!!!!! Oops! time to go to the bus!!!!!!! C u Later!!!!!!!!!!
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I’m a girl. How else can I like Pwt (a BOY). I have a picture of him on my mirror
Let’s now talk abut something mysterious.
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WHoops! I accidentaly pressed “enter”
Let’s talk about the Muses’ origins.
What was Kokopelli?
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Oh come on that’s easy!!! Koko was… ummmm… hang on… ok so it’s not that easy…
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he’s a native american thing right? like arizona. or new mexico. native americans in one of those states. or both. around there somewhere.
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Kokopelli isn’t from the Southwest. He’s from the South Pacific. I mean, duh. Where do you think we get KOKOnuts from?
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jk. Yeah, he’s from the Southwest. He’s used as a sort of trickster crop god. See, Koko? You’re worshipped!
*Koko’s flat square head swells to size of magazine*
Other Muses: HELP! We’re being obstructed by Koko’s ego!
RRFnJnCOM, MORRRLOTRa/oM: Oops.
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*Kokopelli enters to tell his story….*
Mwhhhhaaahhhaaa….
Once upon a time, on the isle of Merchachamechacha
*images of island mysteriously appear in your head*
I was born. From a pie, I burst, and the pie mothered me like I was it’s own baked offspring. But you may wonder dear reader, why…
*dramatic pause*
I destroy pies by smacking them into people?
Well, that’s a awfully long story.
When I became older, I left my island of Merchachamechacha and decided to go to Montana or somewhere like that. But when my pie mother learned of this, she sought out a way to take me back! And that’s when I learned how to do my tricks.
*Light dims*
My mother was stubbornly sure that I would not leave her beloved merchachamechacha. So she lined it with barbed, electrical wire….
and then…
No, no. I’m just kidding. I had you going, eh? Well, guess what, I’m the muse of tricks
*he he he*
I take all victims that come my way….
merhaha.
Well, actually my origin is much simplier than escaping a pie that was sealing me in with barbed wire. With my quick wit,I would be able to escape that as easy as…
pie.
*Million of pies zoom the scene, splatting all directors, muses, and all objects.*
Director: Hey, hey cut that scene! *spalt*
Koko: Mwhahahahahaha
Director: Mmmmm, tastes like chicken.
Koko: It is chicken you dummy.
Director: No, no. Now it tastes like banana cream.
Koko: Hrmmm? That’s wierd.
Director: Alright, Koko. This is just plain wierd. No it tastes like cherry.
Koko: Nooooooooooo! Someone tampered with my pie recipe!
Feather!!! Get down here, right now, you bird-brain.
Feather: Did somebody call?
Koko: Featherrrrrrr….
Feather: What???
*Bats eyelashes innocently*
Koko: Did you tamper with my Almight Recipe for the Ultimate Disgusting Splattable Pies?
Feather: No…
* goes to laugh behind back *
Feather: Okay, okay, it was me.
Koko: Mmmm. I thought so.
Feather: And-
Koko: And what?
Feather: Well-
Chad: Well me and feather put together and new recipe for the ultimate disgust. I made the device that changes it, and Feather provided the samples for…
*dark, suspensful pause*
Chad: The Ultimate Flavor Changing Pie.
Director: Aaaaarrrggghhh! It tastes like liver, cod-liver-oil, mushrooms, puke, boogers, spam and spinich all brewed together!
Chad: And it’s last flavor is sure to make them always remember it.
Koko: Gee, Chad
* wraps arm around Chad *
You are a whiz,
SPLAT!
Chad: Erck! Erck! Aack!
Koko: He he he. I always get to get my people back.
Curtain falls, applaudes from nowhere.
YAY YAY KOKO, KOKO, KOKO.
Okay, I am not a good playwright. I am KOKOPELLI! and I always win.
Moohahahaha
* Bo appears onstage demonstrating her evil laugh*
Alright, that’s enough!
Bye,
-Koko
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kokopelli is an Arizonian legend about this magical trickster/musician. he makes the sun rise by playing his flute.
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Mimi is the bomb!
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I am the Muse of sarcasm, cross-country, and endless reading. Worship me at the sound of the beep.
*beep*
“Merhaha” is a good word. Perhaps that shall be another alter ego for myself.
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yaaay kitkat!!! awesome story!
although i can’t see chad helping koko…but oh vell.
my amazingly immature younger brother wants me to leave a comment that says toilet paper. so here goes. just to get him out of here.
toilet paper. happy james?
arrgh. he’s the muse of strangity, oofa, and little brotherness. you have been warned.
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Kitkat (#53),
Nice work! This new genre of Muse fanfiction looks very promising.
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hehe. nice play, KitKat.
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I wondered how old the Muses are. I mean, they existed for a long time, but what are their RELATIVE ages? I think Mimi is probably 16 or something and Urania and Chad are in their 20’s. Koko is… 8? Pwt had better be my age!
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No fair! I want the title of Muse of Manga!
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Axa: Muse of Shipping XD You fanfic readers out ther will understand!
I though Mimi was a man for the longest time…I’m just stupid like that! ^^
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koko is a senior in high school. the seniors are a lot like him. except not sick and twisted like most senior guys. senior guys…ouch. my friend sarah plays baritone and she’s the only girl in the low brass. they call her muffs cuz she’s always covering her ears.
Mimi…16…probably. about. ish. Bo is old. like not old old but not like a kid.
speaking of shipping and all, who follows hp shipping? it is soooo funny! I mean, there’s just hp shippers you know, but then there’s the dangerously obssessed. they. are. funny.
i want to be the muse of trees. I like trees. trees are cool. that was random. but oh vell.
YAAAAAY FOR THE MUSES!!!!
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Harry Potter shippers will one day destroy us all, what with their bad plots and poor reasoning.
Yay!
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I know one thing, Chad’s like forty-two or something, the way he looks.
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Chad-42?!?!?!?!?! ISN’T THAT THE ANSWER TO LIFE, THE UNIVERSE, AND EVERYTHING?!?!?!!?!?
I wanna be th emuse of something else! like… um…books! My sister (the evil one) said she also wants to be the muse of video games.
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*gasp* wow! Chad is the answer! To life! the universe! and everything!
maybe that’s the question then!
Who is the Muse of Inventions?
42!
Chad!
Wow!
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What is Harry Potter shipping? Oh yeah, I’ll be the muse of things with spirit. Anyone like me will know what I mean ;).
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Kitten and Kricket rule the galaxy, and don’t you forget it, or I, Koko the Supreme Master of tricks and pie, will make you pay!!!! SPLAT!! SPLAT!! SPLAT!! SPLAT!!
mwahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!! And I shall use the new pie recipe that Chad and Feather made me!!!
mwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!
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phoenix, shipping is taking two characters from a book or movie and writing long detailed essays on why they’re gonna get together, drawing pics of them kissing, writing an insane number of romance fanfics about them, and other random stuff like that. The harry potter shippers (well some of them) are nightmares. they are obssessed. especially the h/hr ones. but they’re also hilariously funny. actually most of the time they’re not trying to be, but they just are. especially since it’s now obvious that harry and hermione are not getting together, and they’re still telling everybody it’s gonna happen in book 7.
some of them are cool though. basically the ones that can actually deal with the fact that it’s r/hr.
so that’s my long boring explanation anyway.
ARRGH!! Koko’s coming! run away!
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I wish we could get some of the Muses on this blog, instead of just the people who write the columns which they comment on, to our supreme enjoyment. I wonder what kind of things Urania would post? Consider this an invitation for anyone who wants to try impersonating a Muse for us to go ahead and try!!!!!! That’s all I have to say for now.
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I keep sending them invitations, MG, but the Muses prefer to communicate by Intelligent Air. Maybe you MuseBloggers should start a Muses RPG. What do you think? Should I launch a special thread for it?
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uh, well, there are only 9 muses. RPGing them might be a problem.
my mom knew Harry and Ginny were going to get together since the third book. and she also predicted how the book is going to end, but I can’t tell you…
ahhh! Phoenix did the unthinkable and used an elaborate smiley! ahhhhh! (assuming it worked, of corse…)
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ooh! yes! can i be koko? Pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaase???
or bo. pleeeeeeeeaaaasse???
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I think we should have an RPG about the charecters from RoundRobinRitin’. I call Ruby!
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We should vote who gets to be who!
I want to be Mimi since I like to help people! And I can be cruel!
It’s Ok if I don’t get ot be her. Ican then be the girl that visits Pwt every day!!!:mrgreen:
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I vote that i get to be koko! and mutant_hairy_thing can be mimi! that’s my vote! And mr. green votes the same way! right mr. green?
right!!
oh good.
oy! i haven’t really been keeping up w/the roundrobinritin! i goes to read the rest of it now…
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I get to be Urania!!!!!! I get to be Urania!!!!!! I called it, now the rest of you will just have to live with. Does this mean I can’t talk to Ebath anymore? I know!!! I will build a virtual forcefield around this post that will keep Ebeth out but nobody else so she will remain ignorant of my true identity, that way we can still be friends!!! And if I do suddenly decide that I hate her (or should I now refer to Ebeth as “him”?) I will have the element of surprise since she/he won’t know who I am!!! Brilliant!!!
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oh, fine. I call…uhh…MY Muse! the Muse of things with Spirit! Duuh duh duh duuuuuuh!
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Right. If this Muse RPG gets off the ground, Ebeth = Kokopelli, MHT = Mimi, and MG = Urania. Any other volunteers?
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No, no, I want to be the Muse of Things With Spirit! or of Mystery (as in, of things we don’t understand or don’t exist). please, pretty please? All of the other muses are too mundane for Phoenix.
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C’mon?
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At least for starters, I think we’d better stick with the Canon (i.e., Larry’s Muses, plus random Muse personalities and people in the news). How about if you were an unusually spirited, mysterious Human who interacted with the Muses in some way? A sort of Phoenix in Wonderland, maybe.
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humans are no fun. oh, well–I’ll be, uh, Chad.
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Great! That leaves Aeiou, Bo, Crraw, Feather, and Pwt. Hmm, potential complication: does Crraw still have to interpret for Aeiou if she’s “speaking” online? Maybe the same person should play both Aeiou and Crraw? Just a thought.
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I thind Aeiou should write her own posts because she can TYPE.
When the RPG is really good, can I be another person, like myself, and I could be a human who becaomes friends with cute little Pwt (I’m obsessed with him, ne?)
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yes but who would like to play aeiou, bo, crraw, feather, and pwt?
c’mon people! you know you want to be a muse!!!
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here, wait. lemmie get some books, cause i thik the flight out to view the worlds gonna take a while. sorry i haven’t been on…
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I think I’ll rate the Muses in the order they’re in in my mind:
1. Urania (Obviously.)
2. Feather (Lovably sweet and stupid.)
3. Bo (Who doesn’t love factoids and staring into space?)
4. Pwt (It’s mainly just the name I like, and the whole gender controversy is pretty cool. Other than that there’s really no reason why Pwt isn’t on the bottom of my list.)
5. Craww (Bad poetry is VERY funny.)
6. Aeiou (Not much to her, but I do like her name, and her absolute silence propelled her off the bottom.)
7. Mimi (She’s pretty annoying in her own I-love-everybody-but-I’m-really-very-cruel sort of way, but I like her anyway.)
8. Kokopelli (I know, I know, you think that he’s too low. But I really don’t like him, and the only reason he’s not last is because It’s pretty fun to hate him.)
9. Chad (Just kind of boring.)
It was really hard to make this list, because other than Koko and Chad I really love all the Muses. And Chad is the only one I could do without, because I Koko at least does some personality. Other than Urania and the two previously mentioned Muses, all the Muses are pretty much equal in my mind. It was hard to separate them all out.
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yaaay i shall copy montgomerygurl now…
1. KOKO!!!! All hail
2. Bo factoids ROCK!
3. Crraw yaaay we have a lot in common
4. Feather i heart feather! you can’t not heart feather!
5. Chad inventions…clapclapcheercheer
6. Urania astronomy…cool.
7. Aeiou comps rock…too quiet! SAY something! grr!
8. Pwt pwt is not my friend. pwt chases crraw. bad pwt!
9. Mimi i dunno….i never really liked her. she bugs me.
Note: 4-7 is extremely close. 8 and 9 are both very competitive for last place. but you will see that KOKO! BO! and CRRAW! are the best muses!!! rock on!
I finally got wicked from the library. i gots to go actually read it now. later!
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Oh come on, how can you not like Pwt?!?!!! It’s so cool that we don’t know if it’s a boy or a girl, and not knowing how to pronounce the name is like the icing on the cake. I know what you mean about Mimi. I really like all the Muses, except for Koko. Chad actually recently switched places with Koko, my list now reads:
1. Urania
2. Feather
3. Pwt
4. Bo
5. Craww
6. Chad
7. Aeiou
8. Mimi
9. Koko
As you can see, I amde some more modifications. I think this list is a better reflection of where I stand then the last one.
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*gasp* you’ve got koko at the bottom now??
DIE FIEND!!! RAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!
jk! lol don’t kill me.
i gots to go eat now. at cooooooosssiii…yay!
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1. Mim
2. Pwt
3. Crraw
4. Kokopelli
5. Feather
6. Bo
7. Chad
8. Urania
9. Aeiou
I don’t hate Aeiou, it’s just that out of all of them, she is my least favorite.
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you know, I think I will be Aeiou, actually, because there is more room to expand on her personality. Chad is open once again!
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hey phoenix, does that mean ur playing crraw too or did we decide that aeiou could type for herself?
we still need 5 people…grr humph…
i’s hyper wheeeee!!!!!!!!
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Please People!!! Chose a Muse!!!! or I will rant on about how cute Pwt is ! Muahahahahahahahahahaha!:twisted:
not a stupid question montgomerygurl. i didnt’ know until last summer.
RPG stands for Role Playing Game. basically you pick (or make up) a character and play it. this would probably a text rpg, so it would be you typing it what you want your character to do or say, and waiting for somebody else to do or say something to you. there’s usually no double-posting, and you can’t say what happens to people (like you can say *koko throws pie at pwt* mwahahahaha… but you can’t say *koko throws pie at pwt. pie hits pwt and pwt falls over* mwahahahaha…) you have to wait and see what happens to them.
actually it’s a bit like the roundrobinriting. but only a bit.
oh and you can’t be all-powerful. it’s not usually in the rules page, but you just can’t. then everybody ends up fighting you and it’s no fun. you have to be hit in the face w/ a pie once in a while. or miss your target. whichever way.
that’s my nice little explanation there, if there’s a rule i missed i probably don’t know it and would love to hear it.
btw we still need people for that don’t we? doesn’t anybody else want to play???!!! how about the GAPAs? come ooon!! fun Fun FUN!!!! plz?
if we don’t find more muses i will be sad. and probably pie everybody who didn’t join. that’s me…
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I am only playing Aeiou because she can type for herself.
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YAY!! #101! yeah ok i’m only posting so i can be post 101. quick! what sounds intelligent and muse-ish??
hmm…*thinks*
aha!
*SPLAT!!!!*
never fails…
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I am the muse of bad poetry Crraw!!!!!!!!!! yeahhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!
hem hem
Roses are red
Violets are purple
I think violets are purple not blue
So the original one is wrong!
*appluades*
Ahh!!!!!!!!!!! *Koko throws pie at Crraw* SPLAT!!!!!!!!
Hey!! Come back here!!! I’ll get you for this!!!!!!! *Chases Koko in circles then goes to a new safer thread) Bye bye!!!!!
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ARRRHGGHH!!!! So much homework!!!!!
Must-not-have-breakdown…*thinks about the soothing articles of Muse* ahhhh…..
Juast a random(OK not so rqandom for me) but…
If Evil lord Ineedatissue kidnapped Mr Green and threatened to destroy Kokonino County, and he said tha tto save it you had to date one of the Muses(oh, how evil) who would it be?
My answer is so obvious
This is a lousy post, but this was the first thing on my mind.
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Why would anybody demand that we date Muses? How many dates do we ahve to go on? If it was only a few, I think I’d just flip a coin or go out with Craww. Why are we even talking about this? I have a nagging feeling that I’m being horribly teenagerish just by responding. Please tell me I’m wrong.
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i would probably go out with feather or chad. koko rocks, but…yeah.
hey mutant_hairy_thing i’m not seeing the obvious answer. what is it anyway?
yes montgomerygurl, we’re both being horribly teenagerish. but heck i just had homecoming, i can be teenagerish if i want to! and so can you just cuz…just cuz. yeah.
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MHT would go out with Pwt, as you would have known if you had been paying attention.
I wouldn’t go out with Feather, because even though he’s lovable I have a hard time hanging around with people dumber than me. Not Koko, obviously, and Craww might be kind of hard to put up with during dinner, what with the bad poetry and all, so I would go out with Chad.
So I’m right about this being horribly teenagerish? I guess it doesn’t matter, because I’m never teenagerish, and a person has a right to be every once in a while!!!! It’s not like I sit around talking about guys and dating all the time, heck, I’ve never even been on a date!!!!! I’ll just say that this is my entitlement to teenagerishness for my lifetime. Surely no one will argue with that!!!
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feather is so not dumb!! he’s just quiet! and…um…yeah! so there!
montgomerygurl… YOU CAN BE TEENAGERISH IF YOU WANT TO NOBODY’S GONNA ARGUE IF THEY DO WELL SCREW THEM NOT SAYING WE’RE GONNA TURN THIS INTO A TEENAGERISH BLOG BUT IT DOESN’T HURT IF ONCE IN A WHILE YOU FEEL LIKE DATING A MUSE!! *deep breath*
really. it’s ok.
hey guys who’s your least fav muse? we’ve all told our fav muses (or mostly) so who do you not like as much?
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I didn’t mean that Feather was dumb, just that he was a bit dim and probaly was dumber than me!!! Not to sound uppity or anything, but almost everyone I know is dumber than me, and I know very few really stupid people, so it’s nothing against Feather, he just is probably dumber than me.
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Except when it comes to plants. He’d bring you incredible flowers.
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Well, he would know more, but his I.Q. would still be a lot lower than mine. So while he woudl know everything about them, he probably couldn’t discuss them very well, and, besides, the whole hting was about being on a date and who wants to talk about plants on a date? I’ve never been on one, but I have sort of an idea that plants are not one of the preffered subjects.
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Phoebe
Muse of Setting You Straight the Hard Way
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Is that supposed to be a jibe at me, or are you just declaring yourself that for no reason?
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Enough! Deep breaths. Count to ten. Think, “What Would Mimi Do?”
I’m about to go offline for a while. No comments will be posted for the next few hours.
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I wasn’t actually arguing or trying to be mean, I was just wondering!!! If you read post #112 in a demanding, mean tone of voice, go back and read it in a sweetly questioning one, and then you have the true tone of what I was saying. And all thse posts about Feather were intended to be read in a very calm, reasonable sort of voice, questioning sweetly when called for, explaining beautifully when needed. That’s really what it was supposed to be done like!!!
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AARRGH!! come on people i go to the library and come back and find that we need to think “what would mimi do”!!
we’re all musers peoples. and feather does rock. and phoebe probably just named herself that just because. i hope. *cowers in fear*
come on guys be happy or i’ll pie y’all!
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As you can see from my last post, I was being nice, it just got misinterpreted!! I ike that “ya’ll” at the end there, Ebeth, it’s really cool!!! Kind of gettin’ Southern there, arntcha?!!
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gettin suthern is fun. hard to type though. y’all know what i mean?
The Story of the World
misinterpretation: Mwahahahaha…
the world: aaah!
misinterpritation: i shall now make everybody completely not understand each other.
the world: *fight fight fight*
random enlightened person: you know this is really stupid right?
the world: hey yeah it is. peace, love, and crazy hair!
misinterpretation: AAAAH!!! NOO!!! FOILED AGAIN!!! I will return…
*the world enjoys some time of peace, love, and crazy hair. Until one day….)
misinterpretation: LO! I have returned!!! mwahaha…
the world: *fight fight fight*
let it now be said that the story continues much the same, in a cycle that goes on for a long time, but due to ebeth’s extreme laziness, it will not be typed up. oh and also because of the sad nonexistance of a time machine
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on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on… etc. Ebethyoushouldnotbelazybutifyouarethenyoushouldbeproudofit!!!Thesadnonexistanceofthetimemachineshallbenolongerbecauseiamsendingyouavirtualonerightnow*throwstimemachineintothevirtualinternet…*
a hippee… ?????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
I don’t get it… what’s passe mean…
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hippies are cool. minus the drugs…
WOW!!! I have a virtual time machine!!! I’m going to go back to the middle ages now…
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cool!!!! I’ll meet you there!!!!! to the medival times!!!!!! and away!!!!!
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If you want to be scared of drugs, read “that was then, this is now” by S.E.Hinton.
Whenever I see people smoking, I feel the urge to scream: “Stop sucking toxins into your disease riddled lungs” But then I remember I can’t run quickly.
There wasn’t as much education about smoking before: now there’s no excuse. Has anyone seen those anit-drug commercials? They’re always so sad…
:evaporates:
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I know…
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my great-grandmother has been smoking for sixty years (she just turned eighty) and then, stam, out of the blue, she quit, thank God!
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i don’t know if this is all columbus or just bexley but smoking is like banned in all restaurants now. it rocks.
wait how are we talking about smoking on the muses thread?
mgmathdetrumblechshrerublacoobtrumlukiiramonsiduskaridmolinto
lasodcaremadeinnlaupodropleduscas-the muse of strange but true particles of the universe.
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question: what am I the muse of?
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Are you talking about the role-playing game, or your own personal characteristics?
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I don’t know…
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I don’t know…
*contemplate*
Where’s Paul Baker been? I miss his intellect…
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I read somewhere that Kokopelli’s birthday was today!!! So happy birthday, you TRICKSTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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pb&j? i dunno, he said he’d be gone a while. probably wandering around europe somewhere…
hey E-A, you’re the muse of…of…of…elvishness! i think. isn’t ur name elvish?
if not then totally ignore that…
koko’s b-day? TODAY??!! wow…*sniffsobcry* I forgot to send him a pie…in the face…
did we ever decide how old all the muses were?
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happy b-day koko!!!!!!!! here’s a virtual pie!!!! in the face!!!! *virtual splat!* SPLAT!! happy b-day!!!!
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People I haven’t seen in a while:
Duncan_Quagmire
Morbid
Paul Baker
WHERE ARE YOU GUYS?
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And Queen Julietaini. Where has that little anarchist run off to?
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and who are those people? I might be one of them… mwahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeey people i’m really bored. all hail the muses!!!
*SPLAT!!!!*
and all hail koko!
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Kokopelli rocks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Pwt…… he… she…. IT is the muse of animals! What is… he? she? doing chasing Crraw?
Chad and Aeiou are cool
Uraina? a good pie target.
Feather is OK
I’m not to sure about Mimi… she seems to…. anti pie for my taste
Crraw is awsome!! (but Kokopelli is better)
Bo’s kinda strange….. but still cool
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KOKOPELLI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
KOKO IS SO AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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I appericiate the comment. now for some poetry. *deepbreath*
beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeppppppp!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! sry, folks that was just too horrible.
Who would want to say anything bad about a Muse?
You can say nice things behind people’s backs.
Yeah, but it would be rude to say something mean.
My favorate muses are Chad and Mimi.
KOKO KOKO KOKO KOKO KOKO!!!!!!!!! YAY KOKO!!!! ROCK ON KOKO!!! HUZZAH! HUZZAH! HUZZAH!!
bo rocks. totally. mooooooooo.
yay crraw!
i don’t like pwt. grr pwt.
yay devil!
yay feather! doughnuts rock!
hmm…urania…erm….nah. icky math.
I wants a koko t-shirt! i is getting one! sometime….
Cool I’m the 3rd comment!!!!! I agree with Lorelei, who WOULD want to say things behind their backs? And what’s the point of saying nice things behind their backs when you can just tell them? I mean COME ON!!!!
The muses rock and they always will. Thank you to the big hairy mutant thing…that well, is hairy and mutant but really has a good side for the muses.
Remember,
Aieiou
The muse of software (I think)
Chad
The Muse of hardware ( I also think)
Bo
The Muse of Misc. Facts
Kokopelli
Ultimate Trickster and muse of humor (Psst…have you ever heard of Loki?)
Robert Coontz
The Muse of Controlling the musefanpage blog
Paul Baker
Muse of England
Crraw
The Muse of Horrobile Poetry (who I have been entitled to for many years)
Pwt
The Muse of Animals
Some triangle headed lady
Muse of getting along with people
And then all the ancient muses.
I like Crraw! I am the biggest patron of his art.
Spelling Bee Nominies,
That’s “Horrible” Poetry.
KitKat
The Muse of Horrible Spelling
Kitten
The Muse of zzzzzzzzzzzoom and smileys
Phoenix
The Muse of Wonderful Writing
MontgomeryGurl
The Muse of fun and laughter
Ebeth the Lurker
Muse of *_________* verbs and cheerfulness
And of course
The Mutant Hairy Thing
who founded this page
And KitKat is also the Muse of KitKats, her favorite candy.
But really guys/gals, aren’t we all muses?
Ode to Crraw:
I am horrible at poetry
as horrible
as
ice cream on a cake
when it melts
don’t think
I’m implying
that ice crem on a cake
melting
is a bad thing.
if it saved you life somehow
my pardons.
but simply my
point is
poetry is not my thing
(surely my
vocabulary
would not consist of
“thing” if I was
good at it.)
I don’t even know
when to enter
am I entering at the
right place?
If I’m not
I am going to
Crraw’s university
of bad poetry.
Maybe I’ll try a bit more
in a few.
Alright I’m getting sick
of this.
Aren’t you?
Oooh! Finally
a rhyme.
-Bye, KitKat
Oh yeah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1i am number 10!!! i beat you all!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
No Kricket. i am the third commenter. you are the 6.
chuga chuga!!! chuga chuga chuga choo choo choo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzoom!!!
now i am the 10!!! ya me!!! mwahahaha! yaa!!!
oh darn. was number 10. the first time!!! oh yeah. this sucks for me. now i am 12. only i turned 11 in sep…… have to wait another year untill i am twelve…
and i don’t like 5th grade. it stinks, even though i have a nice binder compared to fourth grade. mwahahahaha!!!!!
thank you KitKat, but I am also offended because you didn’t say anything about my partner in ruling the galexy, Kricket. How could you say something about me, and not her???
But thanks. I like to be the Muse of zzzzzzzzzoom!!! and of smiles!!!
But, I am also Muse of ruling the galexy with Kricket.
My favorite Muse is Urania. She’s just like me!!! I actually love math, and crazy ideas! Alot of people have said they don’t understand how seh can like math, but dislike “inconvenient facts”, so I am going to explain it. It’s obvious, at least to me, that the dislike, “inconvenient facts”, is meant to be put in context with her like, “ideas, the crazier the better”. Once you look at them side by side, it’s obvious that she dislikes facts that get in the way of her crazy ideas!
It was so nice of you to say I’m the Muse of fun and laughter, Kit Kt!!!! I feel so special now. Of course, it is alot to live up to. How do I need to act? Wait, was that last comment funny enough for the Muse of fun and laughter to say?! AAAAAAUUUUUUUUGGGHHH!!!!!!! Pressure!!!!!!!!!
Oh and I totally forgot…
Urania
Muse of math and sometimes exploit, and intelligence
Kricket+Kitten
Muses of Ruling the Galexy
Kricket
Muse of intellect
Oh and the triangle-headed lady is actually Mimi.
Mimi
Muse of getting along with people
..
~
Do you like my emberassed smiley who is actually
vertical?
KitKat (7),
Hold on–I just noticed my name on that list. Does that mean I am now a BlogMuse?
–Robert
wow i feel special. i’m a muse! yay!
KOKOKOKOKOKOKOKOKOKOKOKOKOKOPELLI!!!!!!!!
hm…wonder who’s my fav muse…
*gasp* I completely forgot chad! poor chad.
*sits down and cries for chad*
i have nothing to say about aeiou and mimi. except wait never mind i do. 1. Why doesn’t aeiou talk? i might actually remember her once in a while if she did…
2. Why is mimi always so NICE???? have koko teach her some pie-throwing stuff. grr. come on mimi! that’s it! chuck that pie straight in koko’s face! arr! grr! rar!
yaaaay for the muses! HUZZAH! HUZZAH! HUZZAH!
Mimi isn’t always exactly nice. She can be self-righteous and very hard on the other Muses. And as Larry Gonick’s book reveals, she’s a terrible housekeeper. I don’t think I’d want her for a roommate.
ok ok. but still, she needs to get some pie-throwing in.
I once suggested to Larry Gonick that it would be funny if Mimi turned out to be better at pie-throwing than Kokopelli, but too nice actually to use her talent. He didn’t say anything. Clearly he has inside information that he’s not revealing.
uh oh. that sounds dangerous.
*dark shadows conveniently loom over the scene. by a strange coincedence, it happens to rain at the same time. Also for no particular reason at all, the ominous music swells*
director: ok guys now you turn around slowly, look up, and scream, panic, and helplessly run around in circles.
The MuseBloggers: *turn around slowly and look up*
AAAAAAAAHHH!!!!!!
Mimi: *appears, threatening the population of MuseBloggers with a pie*
The MuseBloggers: *scream, panic, and helplessly run around in circles*
director: ok CUT! very good. um…mimi? mimi…. MIMI! IT’S JUST A MOVIE!!! oh no….
Mimi: HA! TAKE THAT!!! *starts throwing pies everywhere through the crowd*
Everybody: *screams, panics, and helplessly runs around in circles*
Thanx for remembering me Kitten!!!!! I feel so loved
*wipes tear from eye* Let’s go take over the world!!!!! mwahahahahaha!!!!!!
17-Yes you are, Mr.Coontz. A life of musehood. How different will that be??
Moohahahaha
P.S. That’s Bo’s evil laugh. .
a life of musehood. hoom. probably way more fun than this…i mean my life right now…
Kitkat you’ve inspired me. I’m off to start my new life as a muse!!
*packs bag and marches off to Kokonino country*
A year passed…Winter changed into spring. Spring changed into Summer. Summer changed back into winter. And winter gave spring and summer a miss and went straight on into autumn. Until one day…
(yes i am a terrible horrible monty python thief. so sue me. mwahaha. lol!)
ebeth: hello!
the muses: AAH! a human!
ebeth: No i’m a muse!
the muses: yeah right. ATTACK!!
koko: *pies ebeth*
ebeth: aaah! no fair! what about in larry g’s book?
the muses: special case.
ebeth: well fine! i feel so unloved…
the muses: aww that’s ok here have some pie.
*splat*
ebeth: yum! spam-flavored pie! (ickyickyickyeeurrgh!!!!blech!)
the muses: see ya later!
ebeth: oh fine. back to the museblog then!
yes random craziness. i’m procrastiniating. again. i should probably stop doing that…
NOO! NEVER!!
oh fine. my alter ego says no.
ok this is a looooong post. i goes now.
For the three years I’ve been getting Muse, Devil’s only appeared three times at the most, and only once in Koko & co., in the dog issue. Did he used to be around more? Just wondering.
Devil was introduced in October 2001. He’s never been a major character–strange, considering how much everybody loves him.
Erm…who is Devil?
I haven’t seen him ever.
Kokopelli’s dog. You can see his picture in the Muse Glossary.
ALL HAIL DEVIL!! he rocks. totally. but i like how he’s not around much. cuz then we miss him.
but then LO! TIS DEVIL! and we are happy 
something like that anyway. it’s like how ur all cold but then u go outside and it’s freezing and you come back in and feel warm in the same temperature. if that makes any sense…
*sniff* I did something that everyone will remember… OK hi! My favorite muse is Mimi, but I love EVERYONE!!!!! Yay! I noticed that some readers stated that Koko was hot. Yeah right, he’s just a stick figure. No offence, but what’s ther to like? He’s obnoxious, annoying, evil.. Personally, I think Pwt is adorable. DO NOT LAUGH!!!!!
arrgh! no! not pwt!! evil crraw-chaser pwt??!!
hahahahahahahahaha…ok jk. u told me not to laugh. whoops.
KOKO IS HOTT SO THERE TAKE THAT! KOKO ROCKS!!!
*ebeth takes careful aim…*
*splat!*
mutant_hairy_thing: aah! no! *runs away w/ pie all over*
lol! jk ur cool mutant_hairy_thing!
your fav muses just happen to be my least fav…but oh vell.
to quote the museblog slogan: we’re all musers here.
huzzah!
BUT KOKO STILL ROCKS SO JUST WHO CARES IF HE’S A STICK FIGURE STICK FIGURES ARE COOL!!!! :p
I have a confession to make, before all Musers. I can not stand Koko!!! I admit it, the pie throwing, the being a complete jerk to everyone else, it makes me want to give him a good, hard *slap*, just to knock some sense into him!!!!! I get really mad at him, and then I feel like total idiot, because, uh dude, he’s like, a stick figure!! I then get really mad at the strange little person in me that made me think using the word “dude”, and I then want to talk to Urania, but I just have to content myself with coming on here. I think I might be a tad obsessed with Muse, but it’s not like I care as long as my mom lets me stay on the computer for as long as I want to!!!!
omg your mom lets you stay on the computer as long as you want??!!! have her call my mom and tell her exactly why. maybe her arguments will be so good she’ll let me do that.
my mom’s like, “well yes it’s fun and all but…” and then on to the twisted argument of the day. she thinks it’s unhealthy. it probably is. oh vell. i’m like “mom! it’s educational!”
*gasp* NOOO!!! KOKO ROCKS!!! yah ok i wouldn’t really want to meet him i suppose…
well maybe i’d want to smack a pie in his face…
BUT HE’S STILL COOL!!! SO….SO….So….so….so what. lol!
YOU DARE LAUS\GH AT PWT?!?!!?!?!?!!?!?! HOW CAN YOU NOT LIKE HIM???? Well yeah, he worries too much, but that’s how I was for more thant half my life. I sure feel sorry for him.
You know.. if my 12-year-old sister could be a Muse…she would DEFINATELY be the Muse of evilness. She said that when she grows up, she wants to be evil. Whenever I tell her to go f\get something for her, I explain how doing it would make her more evil, and she does it anyway. PWT IS SO CUTE!!!
*gasp* i have to bribe my little brother. wanna trade?
pwt? cute?
it takes all kinds…
wow that rhymes…maybe. with one pronunciation of pwt. not how i pronounce it usually but it could work…
Erm, mutant hairy thing! If it wasn’t for me *sigh, I feel so special* this wouldn’t be here!
Just kidding. But you must include me when you take claim for this thread!
* he he he. The evilness of being the muse of KitKats. Gives you a lot of power, I must say….*
And just to let you know, too, Kokopelli is hot!! Why? He lives in the desert! I’m hot too! I live in the desert! Well not like a desert desert. (If you get what I mean.)
Wow. It’s wierd being mean.
DOWN WITH CRRAW!!!!
*thousands of angry Musers pie RRFnJnCOM while a few solitary Pwtfans look on*
Just had to get that out. Why is it that everybody seems to like Crraw better than Pwt? Why, oh, why, cruel world?
Actually, Pwt isn’t even my favorite Muse. That honor belongs to Chad until I change my mind. I have the Koko t-shirt. It be cool.
Can I be the Muse of randomness, rambling, Rohan, LOTR, and/or manga? Please?
Yes. Thank you.
I have three alter egos, so I get to be Muse of a lot of stuff.
MWAHAHAHAHAHA!
ebeth, you powerplayed. no fair! you can’t make someone do somthing, you have to let them do it themselves.
I love KOKO!!!!
He’s soooooo cool!!!!!!!!!!!! Kitten and Kricket are the Muses of the GALAXY!!!!!!!!!!!!! Mwahahahahahahaha!!!!!!! 
Done with Crraw?
I’m afraid not.
(From Crraw)
Dearest Friend
RohanFreak,
you will drive me round the bend,
up the toaster,
done the pipe,
’till all the apples are red and ripe.
Friend or Foe?
Who will know.
Could it be?
You hate me!
What a shame.
I hate this game
Down with Pwt.
he’s such a newt.
He has not sense!
yah ur right.
can’t help it…that was my problem w/ rpgs too.
but obviously mutant_hairy_thing didn’t get pied, cuz we still see posts from…him? her? do we know? anyway…so basically that was just like…i dunno.
oh have u ever read l’engle? you know, wrinkle in time and all that? it’s like the projections. it’s an idea of something that could happen.
hey randomrohanfreak ect….WHY DO YOU NOT LIKE CRRAW CRRAW IS SOOO COOL! I LOOOOVE THE BAD POEMS!!!! DOES PWT WRITE AWESOME POEMS?? I DON’T THINK SO! CRRAW ROCKS!!!
next up in The History of Muse-The Pwt/Crraw wars…
break out the hot pink bunnies… (no! jk! not really! I must proclaim to the world how cool crraw is!!!
)
My favorite muses are CRRAW and KOKO!!!! *sneezes* I think I’m getting a cold… NOOOOOOOOOOO I HATE BEING SICK!!!!!!!!!! Oops! time to go to the bus!!!!!!! C u Later!!!!!!!!!!
I’m a girl. How else can I like Pwt (a BOY). I have a picture of him on my mirror
Let’s now talk abut something mysterious.
WHoops! I accidentaly pressed “enter”
Let’s talk about the Muses’ origins.
What was Kokopelli?
Oh come on that’s easy!!! Koko was… ummmm… hang on… ok so it’s not that easy…
he’s a native american thing right? like arizona. or new mexico. native americans in one of those states. or both. around there somewhere.
Kokopelli isn’t from the Southwest. He’s from the South Pacific. I mean, duh. Where do you think we get KOKOnuts from?
jk. Yeah, he’s from the Southwest. He’s used as a sort of trickster crop god. See, Koko? You’re worshipped!
*Koko’s flat square head swells to size of magazine*
Other Muses: HELP! We’re being obstructed by Koko’s ego!
RRFnJnCOM, MORRRLOTRa/oM: Oops.
*Kokopelli enters to tell his story….*
Mwhhhhaaahhhaaa….
Once upon a time, on the isle of Merchachamechacha
*images of island mysteriously appear in your head*
I was born. From a pie, I burst, and the pie mothered me like I was it’s own baked offspring. But you may wonder dear reader, why…
*dramatic pause*
I destroy pies by smacking them into people?
Well, that’s a awfully long story.
When I became older, I left my island of Merchachamechacha and decided to go to Montana or somewhere like that. But when my pie mother learned of this, she sought out a way to take me back! And that’s when I learned how to do my tricks.
*Light dims*
My mother was stubbornly sure that I would not leave her beloved merchachamechacha. So she lined it with barbed, electrical wire….
and then…
No, no. I’m just kidding. I had you going, eh? Well, guess what, I’m the muse of tricks
*he he he*
I take all victims that come my way….
merhaha.
Well, actually my origin is much simplier than escaping a pie that was sealing me in with barbed wire. With my quick wit,I would be able to escape that as easy as…
pie.
*Million of pies zoom the scene, splatting all directors, muses, and all objects.*
Director: Hey, hey cut that scene! *spalt*
Koko: Mwhahahahahaha
Director: Mmmmm, tastes like chicken.
Koko: It is chicken you dummy.
Director: No, no. Now it tastes like banana cream.
Koko: Hrmmm? That’s wierd.
Director: Alright, Koko. This is just plain wierd. No it tastes like cherry.
Koko: Nooooooooooo! Someone tampered with my pie recipe!
Feather!!! Get down here, right now, you bird-brain.
Feather: Did somebody call?
Koko: Featherrrrrrr….
Feather: What???
*Bats eyelashes innocently*
Koko: Did you tamper with my Almight Recipe for the Ultimate Disgusting Splattable Pies?
Feather: No…
* goes to laugh behind back *
Feather: Okay, okay, it was me.
Koko: Mmmm. I thought so.
Feather: And-
Koko: And what?
Feather: Well-
Chad: Well me and feather put together and new recipe for the ultimate disgust. I made the device that changes it, and Feather provided the samples for…
*dark, suspensful pause*
Chad: The Ultimate Flavor Changing Pie.
Director: Aaaaarrrggghhh! It tastes like liver, cod-liver-oil, mushrooms, puke, boogers, spam and spinich all brewed together!
Chad: And it’s last flavor is sure to make them always remember it.
Koko: Gee, Chad
* wraps arm around Chad *
You are a whiz,
SPLAT!
Chad: Erck! Erck! Aack!
Koko: He he he. I always get to get my people back.
Curtain falls, applaudes from nowhere.
YAY YAY KOKO, KOKO, KOKO.
Okay, I am not a good playwright. I am KOKOPELLI!
and I always win.
Moohahahaha
* Bo appears onstage demonstrating her evil laugh*
Alright, that’s enough!
Bye,
-Koko
kokopelli is an Arizonian legend about this magical trickster/musician. he makes the sun rise by playing his flute.
Mimi is the bomb!
I am the Muse of sarcasm, cross-country, and endless reading. Worship me at the sound of the beep.
*beep*
“Merhaha” is a good word. Perhaps that shall be another alter ego for myself.
yaaay kitkat!!! awesome story!
although i can’t see chad helping koko…but oh vell.
my amazingly immature younger brother wants me to leave a comment that says toilet paper. so here goes. just to get him out of here.
toilet paper. happy james?
arrgh. he’s the muse of strangity, oofa, and little brotherness. you have been warned.
Kitkat (#53),
Nice work! This new genre of Muse fanfiction looks very promising.
hehe. nice play, KitKat.
I wondered how old the Muses are. I mean, they existed for a long time, but what are their RELATIVE ages? I think Mimi is probably 16 or something and Urania and Chad are in their 20’s. Koko is… 8? Pwt had better be my age!
No fair! I want the title of Muse of Manga!
Axa: Muse of Shipping XD You fanfic readers out ther will understand!
I though Mimi was a man for the longest time…I’m just stupid like that! ^^
koko is a senior in high school. the seniors are a lot like him. except not sick and twisted like most senior guys. senior guys…ouch. my friend sarah plays baritone and she’s the only girl in the low brass. they call her muffs cuz she’s always covering her ears.
Mimi…16…probably. about. ish. Bo is old. like not old old but not like a kid.
speaking of shipping and all, who follows hp shipping? it is soooo funny! I mean, there’s just hp shippers you know, but then there’s the dangerously obssessed. they. are. funny.
i want to be the muse of trees. I like trees. trees are cool. that was random. but oh vell.
YAAAAAY FOR THE MUSES!!!!
Harry Potter shippers will one day destroy us all, what with their bad plots and poor reasoning.
Yay!
I know one thing, Chad’s like forty-two or something, the way he looks.
Chad-42?!?!?!?!?! ISN’T THAT THE ANSWER TO LIFE, THE UNIVERSE, AND EVERYTHING?!?!?!!?!?
I wanna be th emuse of something else! like… um…books! My sister (the evil one) said she also wants to be the muse of video games.
*gasp* wow! Chad is the answer! To life! the universe! and everything!
maybe that’s the question then!
Who is the Muse of Inventions?
42!
Chad!
Wow!
What is Harry Potter shipping? Oh yeah, I’ll be the muse of things with spirit. Anyone like me will know what I mean ;).
Kitten and Kricket rule the galaxy, and don’t you forget it, or I, Koko the Supreme Master of tricks and pie, will make you pay!!!! SPLAT!! SPLAT!! SPLAT!! SPLAT!!
mwahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!! And I shall use the new pie recipe that Chad and Feather made me!!!
mwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!
phoenix, shipping is taking two characters from a book or movie and writing long detailed essays on why they’re gonna get together, drawing pics of them kissing, writing an insane number of romance fanfics about them, and other random stuff like that. The harry potter shippers (well some of them) are nightmares. they are obssessed. especially the h/hr ones. but they’re also hilariously funny. actually most of the time they’re not trying to be, but they just are. especially since it’s now obvious that harry and hermione are not getting together, and they’re still telling everybody it’s gonna happen in book 7.
some of them are cool though. basically the ones that can actually deal with the fact that it’s r/hr.
so that’s my long boring explanation anyway.
ARRGH!! Koko’s coming! run away!
I wish we could get some of the Muses on this blog, instead of just the people who write the columns which they comment on, to our supreme enjoyment. I wonder what kind of things Urania would post? Consider this an invitation for anyone who wants to try impersonating a Muse for us to go ahead and try!!!!!! That’s all I have to say for now.
I keep sending them invitations, MG, but the Muses prefer to communicate by Intelligent Air. Maybe you MuseBloggers should start a Muses RPG. What do you think? Should I launch a special thread for it?
uh, well, there are only 9 muses. RPGing them might be a problem.
my mom knew Harry and Ginny were going to get together since the third book. and she also predicted how the book is going to end, but I can’t tell you…
ahhh! Phoenix did the unthinkable and used an elaborate smiley! ahhhhh! (assuming it worked, of corse…)
ooh! yes! can i be koko? Pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaase???
or bo. pleeeeeeeeaaaasse???
I think we should have an RPG about the charecters from RoundRobinRitin’. I call Ruby!
We should vote who gets to be who!
I want to be Mimi since I like to help people! And I can be cruel!
It’s Ok if I don’t get ot be her. Ican then be the girl that visits Pwt every day!!!:mrgreen:
I vote that i get to be koko! and mutant_hairy_thing can be mimi! that’s my vote! And mr. green votes the same way! right mr. green?
oh good.
oy! i haven’t really been keeping up w/the roundrobinritin! i goes to read the rest of it now…
I get to be Urania!!!!!! I get to be Urania!!!!!! I called it, now the rest of you will just have to live with. Does this mean I can’t talk to Ebath anymore? I know!!! I will build a virtual forcefield around this post that will keep Ebeth out but nobody else so she will remain ignorant of my true identity, that way we can still be friends!!! And if I do suddenly decide that I hate her (or should I now refer to Ebeth as “him”?) I will have the element of surprise since she/he won’t know who I am!!! Brilliant!!!
oh, fine. I call…uhh…MY Muse! the Muse of things with Spirit! Duuh duh duh duuuuuuh!
Right. If this Muse RPG gets off the ground, Ebeth = Kokopelli, MHT = Mimi, and MG = Urania. Any other volunteers?
No, no, I want to be the Muse of Things With Spirit! or of Mystery (as in, of things we don’t understand or don’t exist). please, pretty please? All of the other muses are too mundane for Phoenix.
C’mon?
At least for starters, I think we’d better stick with the Canon (i.e., Larry’s Muses, plus random Muse personalities and people in the news). How about if you were an unusually spirited, mysterious Human who interacted with the Muses in some way? A sort of Phoenix in Wonderland, maybe.
humans are no fun. oh, well–I’ll be, uh, Chad.
Great! That leaves Aeiou, Bo, Crraw, Feather, and Pwt. Hmm, potential complication: does Crraw still have to interpret for Aeiou if she’s “speaking” online? Maybe the same person should play both Aeiou and Crraw? Just a thought.
I thind Aeiou should write her own posts because she can TYPE.
When the RPG is really good, can I be another person, like myself, and I could be a human who becaomes friends with cute little Pwt (I’m obsessed with him, ne?)
yes but who would like to play aeiou, bo, crraw, feather, and pwt?
c’mon people! you know you want to be a muse!!!
here, wait. lemmie get some books, cause i thik the flight out to view the worlds gonna take a while. sorry i haven’t been on…
I think I’ll rate the Muses in the order they’re in in my mind:
1. Urania (Obviously.)
2. Feather (Lovably sweet and stupid.)
3. Bo (Who doesn’t love factoids and staring into space?)
4. Pwt (It’s mainly just the name I like, and the whole gender controversy is pretty cool. Other than that there’s really no reason why Pwt isn’t on the bottom of my list.)
5. Craww (Bad poetry is VERY funny.)
6. Aeiou (Not much to her, but I do like her name, and her absolute silence propelled her off the bottom.)
7. Mimi (She’s pretty annoying in her own I-love-everybody-but-I’m-really-very-cruel sort of way, but I like her anyway.)
8. Kokopelli (I know, I know, you think that he’s too low. But I really don’t like him, and the only reason he’s not last is because It’s pretty fun to hate him.)
9. Chad (Just kind of boring.)
It was really hard to make this list, because other than Koko and Chad I really love all the Muses. And Chad is the only one I could do without, because I Koko at least does some personality. Other than Urania and the two previously mentioned Muses, all the Muses are pretty much equal in my mind. It was hard to separate them all out.
yaaay i shall copy montgomerygurl now…
1. KOKO!!!! All hail
2. Bo factoids ROCK!
3. Crraw yaaay we have a lot in common
4. Feather i heart feather! you can’t not heart feather!
5. Chad inventions…clapclapcheercheer
6. Urania astronomy…cool.
7. Aeiou comps rock…too quiet! SAY something! grr!
8. Pwt pwt is not my friend. pwt chases crraw. bad pwt!
9. Mimi i dunno….i never really liked her. she bugs me.
Note: 4-7 is extremely close. 8 and 9 are both very competitive for last place. but you will see that KOKO! BO! and CRRAW! are the best muses!!! rock on!
I finally got wicked from the library. i gots to go actually read it now. later!
Oh come on, how can you not like Pwt?!?!!! It’s so cool that we don’t know if it’s a boy or a girl, and not knowing how to pronounce the name is like the icing on the cake. I know what you mean about Mimi. I really like all the Muses, except for Koko. Chad actually recently switched places with Koko, my list now reads:
1. Urania
2. Feather
3. Pwt
4. Bo
5. Craww
6. Chad
7. Aeiou
8. Mimi
9. Koko
As you can see, I amde some more modifications. I think this list is a better reflection of where I stand then the last one.
*gasp* you’ve got koko at the bottom now??
DIE FIEND!!! RAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!
jk! lol don’t kill me.
i gots to go eat now. at cooooooosssiii…yay!
1. Mim
2. Pwt
3. Crraw
4. Kokopelli
5. Feather
6. Bo
7. Chad
8. Urania
9. Aeiou
I don’t hate Aeiou, it’s just that out of all of them, she is my least favorite.
you know, I think I will be Aeiou, actually, because there is more room to expand on her personality. Chad is open once again!
hey phoenix, does that mean ur playing crraw too or did we decide that aeiou could type for herself?
we still need 5 people…grr humph…
i’s hyper wheeeee!!!!!!!!
Please People!!! Chose a Muse!!!! or I will rant on about how cute Pwt is ! Muahahahahahahahahahaha!:twisted:
Ah, no!!!!!!!!!!!!! Anything but that!!!!!!!!!!
Um, this is going to seem like really stupid question, especially considering how long we’ve been talking about this and that I’ve already picked a Muse, but what’s an RPG? I just kind of never got around to asking before, and now it’s sort of too late, but I really want ot know. I have a sort of vague idea, but nothing definete. If someone out there wants to take pity on me and reveal the secret I would really appreciate it.
not a stupid question montgomerygurl. i didnt’ know until last summer.
RPG stands for Role Playing Game. basically you pick (or make up) a character and play it. this would probably a text rpg, so it would be you typing it what you want your character to do or say, and waiting for somebody else to do or say something to you. there’s usually no double-posting, and you can’t say what happens to people (like you can say *koko throws pie at pwt* mwahahahaha… but you can’t say *koko throws pie at pwt. pie hits pwt and pwt falls over* mwahahahaha…) you have to wait and see what happens to them.
actually it’s a bit like the roundrobinriting. but only a bit.
oh and you can’t be all-powerful. it’s not usually in the rules page, but you just can’t. then everybody ends up fighting you and it’s no fun. you have to be hit in the face w/ a pie once in a while. or miss your target. whichever way.
that’s my nice little explanation there, if there’s a rule i missed i probably don’t know it and would love to hear it.
btw we still need people for that don’t we? doesn’t anybody else want to play???!!! how about the GAPAs? come ooon!! fun Fun FUN!!!! plz?
if we don’t find more muses i will be sad.
and probably pie everybody who didn’t join. 
that’s me…
I am only playing Aeiou because she can type for herself.
YAY!! #101! yeah ok i’m only posting so i can be post 101. quick! what sounds intelligent and muse-ish??
hmm…*thinks*
aha!
*SPLAT!!!!*
never fails…
I am the muse of bad poetry Crraw!!!!!!!!!! yeahhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!
hem hem
Roses are red
Violets are purple
I think violets are purple not blue
So the original one is wrong!
*appluades*
Ahh!!!!!!!!!!! *Koko throws pie at Crraw* SPLAT!!!!!!!!
Hey!! Come back here!!! I’ll get you for this!!!!!!! *Chases Koko in circles then goes to a new safer thread) Bye bye!!!!!
ARRRHGGHH!!!! So much homework!!!!!
Must-not-have-breakdown…*thinks about the soothing articles of Muse* ahhhh…..
Juast a random(OK not so rqandom for me) but…
If Evil lord Ineedatissue kidnapped Mr Green and threatened to destroy Kokonino County, and he said tha tto save it you had to date one of the Muses(oh, how evil) who would it be?
My answer is so obvious
This is a lousy post, but this was the first thing on my mind.
Why would anybody demand that we date Muses? How many dates do we ahve to go on? If it was only a few, I think I’d just flip a coin or go out with Craww. Why are we even talking about this? I have a nagging feeling that I’m being horribly teenagerish just by responding. Please tell me I’m wrong.
i would probably go out with feather or chad. koko rocks, but…yeah.
hey mutant_hairy_thing i’m not seeing the obvious answer. what is it anyway?
yes montgomerygurl, we’re both being horribly teenagerish. but heck i just had homecoming, i can be teenagerish if i want to! and so can you just cuz…just cuz. yeah.
MHT would go out with Pwt, as you would have known if you had been paying attention.
I wouldn’t go out with Feather, because even though he’s lovable I have a hard time hanging around with people dumber than me. Not Koko, obviously, and Craww might be kind of hard to put up with during dinner, what with the bad poetry and all, so I would go out with Chad.
So I’m right about this being horribly teenagerish? I guess it doesn’t matter, because I’m never teenagerish, and a person has a right to be every once in a while!!!! It’s not like I sit around talking about guys and dating all the time, heck, I’ve never even been on a date!!!!! I’ll just say that this is my entitlement to teenagerishness for my lifetime. Surely no one will argue with that!!!
feather is so not dumb!! he’s just quiet! and…um…yeah! so there!
montgomerygurl… YOU CAN BE TEENAGERISH IF YOU WANT TO NOBODY’S GONNA ARGUE IF THEY DO WELL SCREW THEM NOT SAYING WE’RE GONNA TURN THIS INTO A TEENAGERISH BLOG BUT IT DOESN’T HURT IF ONCE IN A WHILE YOU FEEL LIKE DATING A MUSE!! *deep breath*
really. it’s ok.
hey guys who’s your least fav muse? we’ve all told our fav muses (or mostly) so who do you not like as much?
I didn’t mean that Feather was dumb, just that he was a bit dim and probaly was dumber than me!!! Not to sound uppity or anything, but almost everyone I know is dumber than me, and I know very few really stupid people, so it’s nothing against Feather, he just is probably dumber than me.
Except when it comes to plants. He’d bring you incredible flowers.
Well, he would know more, but his I.Q. would still be a lot lower than mine. So while he woudl know everything about them, he probably couldn’t discuss them very well, and, besides, the whole hting was about being on a date and who wants to talk about plants on a date? I’ve never been on one, but I have sort of an idea that plants are not one of the preffered subjects.
Phoebe
Muse of Setting You Straight the Hard Way
Is that supposed to be a jibe at me, or are you just declaring yourself that for no reason?
Enough! Deep breaths. Count to ten. Think, “What Would Mimi Do?”
I’m about to go offline for a while. No comments will be posted for the next few hours.
I wasn’t actually arguing or trying to be mean, I was just wondering!!! If you read post #112 in a demanding, mean tone of voice, go back and read it in a sweetly questioning one, and then you have the true tone of what I was saying. And all thse posts about Feather were intended to be read in a very calm, reasonable sort of voice, questioning sweetly when called for, explaining beautifully when needed. That’s really what it was supposed to be done like!!!
AARRGH!! come on people i go to the library and come back and find that we need to think “what would mimi do”!!
we’re all musers peoples. and feather does rock. and phoebe probably just named herself that just because. i hope. *cowers in fear*
come on guys be happy or i’ll pie y’all!
As you can see from my last post, I was being nice, it just got misinterpreted!! I ike that “ya’ll” at the end there, Ebeth, it’s really cool!!! Kind of gettin’ Southern there, arntcha?!!
gettin suthern is fun. hard to type though. y’all know what i mean?
The Story of the World
misinterpretation: Mwahahahaha…
the world: aaah!
misinterpritation: i shall now make everybody completely not understand each other.
the world: *fight fight fight*
random enlightened person: you know this is really stupid right?
the world: hey yeah it is. peace, love, and crazy hair!
misinterpretation: AAAAH!!! NOO!!! FOILED AGAIN!!! I will return…
*the world enjoys some time of peace, love, and crazy hair. Until one day….)
misinterpretation: LO! I have returned!!! mwahaha…
the world: *fight fight fight*
let it now be said that the story continues much the same, in a cycle that goes on for a long time, but due to ebeth’s extreme laziness, it will not be typed up. oh and also because of the sad nonexistance of a time machine
on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on… etc. Ebethyoushouldnotbelazybutifyouarethenyoushouldbeproudofit!!!Thesadnonexistanceofthetimemachineshallbenolongerbecauseiamsendingyouavirtualonerightnow*throwstimemachineintothevirtualinternet…*
haha, wonderful. My friend wants to be a hippie when she grows up… I keep telling her it’s passé…
a hippee… ?????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
I don’t get it… what’s passe mean…
hippies are cool. minus the drugs…
WOW!!! I have a virtual time machine!!! I’m going to go back to the middle ages now…
cool!!!! I’ll meet you there!!!!! to the medival times!!!!!! and away!!!!!
If you want to be scared of drugs, read “that was then, this is now” by S.E.Hinton.
passé which I think I might have spelled wrong means out of date, old-fashioned, etc..
Whenever I see people smoking, I feel the urge to scream: “Stop sucking toxins into your disease riddled lungs” But then I remember I can’t run quickly.
There wasn’t as much education about smoking before: now there’s no excuse. Has anyone seen those anit-drug commercials? They’re always so sad…
:evaporates:
I know…
my great-grandmother has been smoking for sixty years (she just turned eighty) and then, stam, out of the blue, she quit, thank God!
i don’t know if this is all columbus or just bexley but smoking is like banned in all restaurants now. it rocks.
wait how are we talking about smoking on the muses thread?
hm…interesting…
kokokokokokokokokokokokokokkokookokokokokokokokokokokokokokokokokokokokokoKOKO!!!!
that looks like ok ok ok ok…oh vell…
not really, it starts with a k after all…
mgmathdetrumblechshrerublacoobtrumlukiiramonsiduskaridmolinto
lasodcaremadeinnlaupodropleduscas-the muse of strange but true particles of the universe.
question: what am I the muse of?
Are you talking about the role-playing game, or your own personal characteristics?
I don’t know…
I don’t know…
*contemplate*
Where’s Paul Baker been? I miss his intellect…
I read somewhere that Kokopelli’s birthday was today!!! So happy birthday, you TRICKSTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
pb&j? i dunno, he said he’d be gone a while. probably wandering around europe somewhere…
hey E-A, you’re the muse of…of…of…elvishness! i think. isn’t ur name elvish?
if not then totally ignore that…
koko’s b-day? TODAY??!! wow…*sniffsobcry* I forgot to send him a pie…in the face…
did we ever decide how old all the muses were?
happy b-day koko!!!!!!!! here’s a virtual pie!!!! in the face!!!! *virtual splat!* SPLAT!! happy b-day!!!!
People I haven’t seen in a while:
Duncan_Quagmire
Morbid
Paul Baker
WHERE ARE YOU GUYS?
And Queen Julietaini. Where has that little anarchist run off to?
and who are those people? I might be one of them… mwahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeey people i’m really bored. all hail the muses!!!
*SPLAT!!!!*
and all hail koko!
Kokopelli rocks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Pwt…… he… she…. IT is the muse of animals! What is… he? she? doing chasing Crraw?
Chad and Aeiou are cool
Uraina? a good pie target.
Feather is OK
I’m not to sure about Mimi… she seems to…. anti pie for my taste
Crraw is awsome!! (but Kokopelli is better)
Bo’s kinda strange….. but still cool
KOKOPELLI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
KOKO IS SO AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I appericiate the comment. now for some poetry. *deepbreath*
beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeppppppp!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! sry, folks that was just too horrible.
Crraw- hey!!!!!! why you!
bbbbbbbbeeeeeeeeeppppp… please stand by…
stupid person… doesn’t like my lyrics…