If you’re new on the blog, please stop by this thread and say pie — er, hi.
We recommend that newcomers (that’s what “neophytes” means) look over The Rules and The HG2MB (Hitchhiker’s Guide to MuseBlog).
Next, if you’re so minded, stop by Who’s Here (see the menu at the top of your screen) and announce your arrival in a comment there, so we’ll be sure to add you to the official list.
MuseBlog Veterans: Please use this thread only to welcome newcomers as they arrive and answer questions that they ask.
Hello Muse bloggers, I’m Cloudlander, and I enjoy bad puns, the literary genius of Terry Pratchett, writing stories, and groaners (groaners as in puns, not women who…Nevermind). Also, I’m a weeaboo (and pretty friggin proud of it), I love dance/house/tech music, and I WILL reference animes at any conceivable point where it’ll fit.
I found out about this blog from my friend who also uses the site, so I decided to check it out. So far, I like what I see (Snarky and pedantic users, blue-white-green color scheme, hatred for Twilight), and I plan on being a regular user.
As for things I dislike, this would include (but are not limited to): Twilight, the color pink, David Grossmen, Jack Thompson, Arnold Schwarzenegger, and Evil AIs.
Also, if I’m not online, I’m probably exercising my addiction to TVtropes, getting my laughs from Cracked, or I’m just too busy playing Ragnarok online.
It’s nice to see that everyone here seems to be intelligent, hopefully I’ll get along nicely with everyone :D.
Welcome!
Oh dear, so you made good your threat after all? I suppose I shall have to take the blame should anything… untoward – happen. Still, you seem to be capable of fitting in nicely. Please note, sometimes MBers refer to each other by shortened names. May I call you Cloudy?
And, the customary welcome pies:
Yay! Welcome! Here are your pies:
Welcome to MB, Cloudlander!
Welcome, Cloudlander!!
Welcome! You sound very Muserly, you’ll fit right in here.
If Cloudlander doesn’t like pink… maybe we shouldn’t have pinked this post. Oh well. What’s done is done.
Welcome, by the way! That probably should have been the main point of this post.
YAY!!!!!! A neophyte!!!! Welcome pies coming your way!!!
*Catches a pie* Can I eat these, or is that dangerous/taboo?
Well, that really depends. Unfortunately, most pies hit you in the face when thrown, so you eat them whether you want to or not. When occasionally one doesn’t, you might be able to eat it, however, many dangerous varieties of pie have been thrown, including but not limited to cement, concrete, fish, and others. However, the welcome pies are usually the more peaceful banana cream, which might be good to eat. Then again, you might not want to.
Oh, I like this guy. Welcome, Cloudlander! Respect on an awesome name.
A mother skunk gave birth to twins, whom she named Outlander and Indianapolis. The names were quickly shortened to “Out” and “In” to save time.
One day In was out, so she aked Out,”Out go out and find In, In’s out and I want him in, I’ve been looking for In outside for ages, I can’t find In, he is out so go out find In and bring him in.”
“What?” said Out.
“In’s out, so Out go out find In and bring him In, I’ve been looking for ages and can’t find In, I want In in, Out go out and bring In in, if you can find him.”
So Out goes out to look for his brother In, and within seconds of leaving, he comes back with In in tow, and his mother asks “Out, how did you find In so quickly?”
(wait for it)
“In stinkt.”
The pies, (depending on flavor) can usually be eaten, assuming you came pre-packaged with a strong stomach and some unusually potent digestive acids.
You’ve obviously gotten a great idea of us after a short period of
stalkinglurking, so you’ll fit in.Now go, lover of long groaner puns! Venture into the Museo-blogospere and boldly blog where no one has blogged before!
Are they still telling that joke? I heard it when I was six. (I didn’t understand the punchline; that’s how I learned the word “instinct.”)
It’s still out there.
I’d never heard it before.
Welcome, Cloudlander!
Oh dear lord. Another pun-lover. *facepalm*
Cloudlander, if you see any random pun posts by AlpacaLips, that’s my dad, the King of Punland. Be very scared.
I thank you all once again for the kind reception, and glad to see that my name was well received (I was originally going for “Cloudcuckoolander”, but that seemed a bit too long, and “Motherclucker” seemed to be a bit out of taste and too horrible a pun to utter)
Hey babies, I haven’t been here in probably a year? Anyways it’s just me aand I’m checking in on a website I haven’t visited in ages
Salutations, MissSwann! What cheer?
“Babies”? I’m older’n you, whippersnapper.
lol, Piggy, you think you’re older than her? How about me? I’m only thirty one days away from being 21. Talk about old.
((Yes, I know, that’s not actually old. But still, it’s weird to think I’ll be 21 in just a month))
I was referring to MB age.
oh. oops.
so you were saying about being older than people?
MISSSWAN! *glomps*
I was thinking about you the other day, actually! I’ve missed you. WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN
Yayy! Here come your welcome back pies!
MissSwan! Welcome back, however much you will be around.
Hello, MissSwann! How have you been?
Welcome back, MissSwann! I’ve missed you around here.
8 (MissSwann)~ Hey girlie! Good to have you back!
Oh my gawsh I’m all verklemmt! Let’s try to snag everyone.
@Rob; And how are you?
@Piggy; Age is a number.
@Luna; TARDIS. And also, age is a number.
@firehemlock; Thinking about me! What! I’m all fizzy. I’ve been… at a new school, in my house, neglecting museblog.
@Koko; yeeeep
@Tesseract; Et toi, though I doubt you left, so merci!
@Cat’s Meow; Fairly well, you know.
@Fiddler; Your icon is just wonderful.
A blurb about me: I’m in a new high school, I’ve discovered a passion for vintage clothing, Harry Potter is still #1 and twilight is off my love list, I’ve come out of the closet to mostly everyone I know (except for you guys… by the way, I’m a lesbian!), I can drive soon, aand I rescued two shelter dogs!
Hi, MissSwann! Glad to have you back.
MissSwann! I remember you! You’re older than me in MB age, but I find it strange that you are still in high school. When I was originally on here I thought you were older than me in real life.
I’m also recently re-new. :]