Paul Baker started this on the Random Thread:
I think I may have invented a new game. You may name it collectively, but its interim title is The Recent Comments Game. It will probably turn out to be rubbish, but let’s see.
Have a look at the Recent Comments column on the main page. It aggregates the most recent comments from all the topics, so mostly nothing relates to anything else. But occasionally it throws up random juxtapositions which are at least strange. If one copies, pastes, and deletes the references to which topic the comment appeared in, some of them raise a chuckle. This one isn’t spectacularly funny, but I thought it was worth flagging up.
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Lizzie – “I think that if someone is having sex they should be mature enough to use birth control and accept the risk of pregnancy.
Rebecca Lasley (Administrator) – That’s a great idea! Do you have any particular requests for what designs you’d like to see?
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Over to you. Spot the funnies or invent a better name.
These variations were added later:
~~ “I’ve decided it’s legitimate to remove extraneous words from the end of a comment to improve the flow, provided one doesn’t add any. Added full stops (sorry, periods) are OK.”
~~ muselover: Another variation I thought of is just taking random posts from the RC bar rather than consecutive ones, just to open up more possibilities.
Paul Baker (Administrator)
I think you’re right. No point in insisting on consecutive order if there’s a funny to be extracted.
My parents decided today was too nice a day to waste indoors. So just gonna throw this out there, being a female brass player’ll make a man out of YOU, Daniel Webster if you turn your iPod up loud enough.
~ Randomosity101, Ebeth, Princess_Magnolia, Princess_Magnolia
TOTAL WIN.
If this thread is as active as new threads usually are, it could go recursive very quickly.
I was thinking about that.
I had to look up recursion in order to understand what you were talking about. POSOC: improving my vocabulary since 2007.
KaiYves- Go Endeavour!: Wait… “Mean as (some swear word)†was actually carved on somebody’s tombstone?
Ducky: TOTAL WIN.
(I’m always KaiYves, even though I sometimes change the title after the hyphen to reflect my feelings about recent or upcoming events.)
Yeah, I realise that. I was just copy-pasting off the recent comments bar. Sorry.
Agent Lightning: Ok, my iPod is officially trying to kill me.
KaiYves: Sounds cool!
Is removing words like this okay?
KaiYves: I’m always KaiYves. (…)
Robert: Then what are tadpoles?
I think so. For increased creativity.
See? Already gone recursive.
I’ll make a man out of YOU, Daniel Webster!
As you wish.
-Sudo, Rebecca
I was thinking about that. God works in mysterious ways… I think so, for increased creativity.
-oxlin, Lizzie, Piggy (order reversed, is that allowed?)
Tiny gilled aquatic larval reptiles? Not when I was taking biology.
But it’s so good tasting!
Robert, Zinc.
Lizzie – God works in mysterious ways.
oxlin – I was thinking about that.
KaiYves: Wait… “Mean as (some swear word)†was actually carved on somebody’s tombstone? (…)
Lizzie – God works in mysterious ways.
Is this allowed?
Zinc: But it’s so good tasting… *morning after* Augh, the taste in my mouth… it feels like I ate spinach-flavored…
Robert: (…) tadpoles?
Piggy: After a bit of thought, I bet (…) was thinking of turtles, which are reptiles that spend some time on land and some time in the water.
Don’t the comments have to be consecutive? Or did I misunderstand the rules?
You don’t have to use the shuffle button…
-Sudo, Bibliophile
(:D)
How long does this golden glow last, anyway?
As you wish.
-Agent Lightning, Rebecca
Robert: Then what are tadpoles?
Agent Lightning: Fudge recipe?
I think I’m addicted to this game already…
Bibliophile: I hope this is because of an animal?
Me: Glue.
I don’t know why this is funny, but it is.
Randomosity101: ((POSOC, would you please post?))
POSOC: See, Already gone recursive.
That exploded my mind.
Non-consecutive:
Trojan Tiger: “I learned not to leave tasty leather items on the floor.”
Zinc: “But it’s so good tasting…”
I mean, yeah, it could make people care more about fish–if they could…
That last reference being the card game?
Insatiably Quaeritating Bibliophile and oxlin
What is the first word/phrase/concept that pops into your head when you hear the word “lie�
Glue.
Randomosity 101 and Choklit Orange.
Choklit Orange: There is a sign at our local pool that says, “Lightning: a Deadly Killer.â€
MissSwann: I wouldn’t know of such plight as a pianist.
Robert Coontz (Administrator) -How about people who pretend to be robots? They’re at least as annoying as mimes and…
shadowfire- I’m listening to them as I type this, and I must agree with you. The stuff they do generally isn’t my sort of thing, but the…
Listening to mimes. *shakes head*
This thread is doing a good job of pointing out threads that I don’t normally look at to me because I’ll see a quote and then go looking for context.
Rebecca Lasley (Administrator) : Oh, I’m not really referring to Musers so much. Mime hate was around long before…
oxlin: Haplabid!…
This is going to be fun!
When did I say Halpabid?
Probably on Nak’s birthday thread?
Haplapid, Nak! (happy late birthday Nancy Kangas)
I think that was the post. I only copied some of it.
MissSwann: Sub genre ist? Under category person? Quoi?
Zinc: My dad’s reaction to this was “Well, people like potato chips.â€
Actually, both of those lines are pretty epic all by themselves…
axa: really? i guess some parents might think glee is kind of racy, but i don’t see the reasoning behind the office…
MissSwann: Yeah. I love 90% of it, there are some bad things
Midnight Fiddler: Re: Living Statues/Mimes/Other Slightly Disconcerting Street Performers: I think it’s pretty cool…
FantasyFan?!?!: I figured.
KaiYves : Well, it does feature people being cynical and mean, although it’s all comic, that might be a factor.
FantasyFan?!?! : I’m not scared of clowns…
Consecutive!
ZNZ: Me: I’ve figured out the answer to all my problems! Mom: Forty-two? Me: No, Luddites!
Sudo: That exploded my mind.
POSOC: I think “subculture” might be the word you’re all looking for.
Adeia: I shrugged in reply. They had a bag over my head when they dragged my down here.
Adeia: I can hear! You don’t have to sign to me!
POSOC: Apologies, I got distracted. What’s up?
Unintended Pun: Mhm. When I first read this I was like “Well weren’t you gay the first time you started…
SFTDP, but this is a really fun game.
Radiant_Darkness: I have issues with people disrespecting, misrepresenting, or mislabeling emo.
Robert Coontz (Administrator): But don’t turn off your targeting computer.
oxlin: Today: Dark red tank top with crocheted pattern at the top over a dark blue tank top, grey pants.
Choklit Orange: Telefairy?
Enceladus: How else am I supposed to abbreviate your name? Missy?
Mago Berry: YOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUU DAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRR EEEEEEEEE….. *glowing eyes of DOOM*
Rosebud2: …Robohitler?
agrrrfishi: Thank you. *huggles and choklit*
Dear Humanities teacher…Robohitler?
Choklit Orange and Rosebud2
And it’s not even a Rubix Cube! No it isn’t. It’s some child themed thing in Italian.
-Optimatum
“For this alliance may so happy prove, To turn your households’ rancour to pure love.†Hey, wait a second…MissSwa nn, are you from Massachusetts??
-Princess_Magnolia
Enceladus: “River Song is the Chuck Norris of Doctor Who. River Song can watch an Angel move. There is no Evolution of the Daleks.”
Lizzie: “That argument is usually presented as ‘What if Beethoven’s mother had had an abortion.’â€
Mikazuki: “Oi!”
Cat’s Eye: “So I’m doing online driver’s ed, and I’m playing Pandora kind of low as background music. And…
Cat’s Eye: “When I am Not Talking To You you ought to notice it.” *annoyed*
“Who could view tardigrades so negatively?”
–AL
“Should a child be a consequence?”
–Piggy
I hereby decree that anyone who insults tardigrades must abandon their firstborn child on a bed of moss.
Wait, that last one definitely wasn’t Piggy; they were replying to Piggy. It was… *checks* Tesseract. My point still stands, though.
…Right. Being very nice to tardigrades FROM NOW ON.
“Is it just my computer, or does a completely blank comment have 8 pies?”
“Having literally been sick for an entire year by now, I know exactly what you mean.”
-both Bibliophile
Enceladus: I need to hug you right now. Please tell us what happened.
LittleBasementKitten: So I started over on Pokemon black. Again.
LittleBasementKitten: So I started over on Pokemon black. Again.
Rebecca Lasley (Administrator): Pamplemousse be with you.
Insatiably Quaeritating Bibliophile: My sixth grade choir had a Glee-themed concert.
Armada!: People are jerks. I wish I was dead.
“Killing a child to spare some trouble for an irresponsible woman?”
“Right. Being very nice to tardigrades FROM NOW ON.”
-Piggy and ZNZ
29: XD Halomaniac called me “Sydney”…what else was I supposed to say?…hehe…
Q: What would you call a pet Miniature Puffskein, if you had to choose between all the names in The Lord of the Rings?
A: Depends on how susceptible to sugar rushes the trumpet players are.
(both Choklit Orange)
SFTMC, I meant to pie that comment, not squid it!
Mango Berry: “I walk in, wondering how in the world I ended up in a dress. In fact, I don’t really remember.”
Bibliophile: “You do realize that’s completely pointless now that we know it can be done?”
oxlin: “Oh dear packing. Will it ever end? I hate packing. Bleh.”
Koko’s Apprentice: “Just leave a pair of italicizers with nothing inside them.”
Bibliophile: “I’m not sure whether to pie that or not.”
Rebecca Lasley: “Not to mention Joss Whedon.”
Bibliophile: “Male or female?”
…The last one is even better when you consider that I really don’t know whether JW is male or female. On that note, which is en?
He’s a he.
Princess_Magnolia: I just watched the whole music video for “Born This Way†by Lady Gaga, and I am warning you…
Ducky: The trumpet players in my band are VERY suspectible to sugar rushes.
KaiYves- Go Endeavour! – quoting Princess_Magnolia: I just watched the whole music video for “Born This Way†by Lady Gaga, and I am warning…
KaiYves- Go Endeavour! – He’s a he.
KaiYves- Go Endeavour! – Wow. That guy must have been REALLY hated.
Recursive Recent comments game is recursive.
Princess_Magnolia : I just watched the whole music video for “Born This Way†by Lady Gaga, and I am warning you…
KaiYves: “Of course, I don’t see President Kennedy sitting next to me, so perhaps I have an excuse for not dressing…
Bibliophile: Thank you for sharing that with us. Neither have I (…)
Bibliophile: And I thought it was annoying and tiring to walk 1 and a half miles…
KaiYves: Wow. That guy must have been REALLY hated.
Robert Coontz (Administrator): *entire blog stampedes to Youtube*
Ducky: The trumpet players in my band are VERY suspectible to sugar rushes.
((Sorry about that first one…))
What is the term for when you start liking a pairing but don’t even like the show? Godwin’s law.
Both Zinc.
*totally made my day*
Yay! I made someone’s day! That wasn’t even supposed to rhyme!
POSOC: Is it bad that I know what this video is without even clicking on it?
THF: You wouldn’t have been able to do that without compromising your experiment.
As a preventive measure, (…) I must confess that I joined the stampede.
You wouldn’t have been able to do that without compromising your experiment.
That’s a good point.
He must have had access to the fourth dimension.
It’s true: Piggy used a different technique.
No fair!
I happened to be nomming down an avocado smoothie as I moderated your post.
Oh, I didn’t notice. Oops.
Yay! Pink emptiness!
It’s not pointless.
That’s a good point.
I apologize for probably breaking some rules to put so many quotes together. They somehow seemed to belong together, though.
Credit to Robert Coontz, Rebecca Lasley, Insatiably Quaeritating Bibliophile, vanillabean, Let’s Settle This with Poetry, Taiwan Hippo Fan, and Piggy, some more than once.
By the way, this is awesome!
Rebecca Lasley (Administrator) I happened to be nomming down an avocado smoothie as I moderated your post.
Insatiably Quaeritating Bibliophile: Oh. I didn’t notice. Oops. I’d like to mention that I was actually sort of…
Robert Coontz (Administrator): A fanfiction video? He must have had access to the fourth dimension.
Taiwan Hippo Fan: Long-distance.
Pseudonym: There are feral wallabies in England. My writing teacher is allergic to avocados.
Taiwan Hippo Fan: That’s a good point. It seems to me that soy burgers and the like don’t actually taste like…
Maths Lover: Things That Are Bad for One’s Mental Health(…)
Choklit Orange: …avocado…smoothie?
Choklit Orange: Well, cheese if I had to choose between those two, but really I love vegetable pizzas.
Enceladus: Silliness.
Axa: TRUE LOVE.
Princess_Magnolia: Technically, she wasn’t wearing the meat dress while inside the egg…
Agent Lightning : ((I don’t know. Sorry.))
Agent Lightning: Standardized tests. Dancing to Justin Bieber and relating it to physics. It’s been a weird week…
Rebecca Lasley (Administrator): And yet your presence is a contribution in itself.
Next time you go Christmas caroling, try singing “Hark the Herald Angels Sing†to the tune of “Good King…
It happened to my Calvin and Hobbes collection. *Utterly destroyed look*
both oobatooba
Pseudonym: True. “I may be a sorry case, but at least I don’t write jokes in Base 13.â€
Insatiably Quaeritating Bibliophile: Then you’d have to abandon another family member. And no, you wouldn’t get to choose which.
Enceladus: I think that the point is that it doesn’t make sense, and the universe will NEVER make sense.
Insatiably Quaeritating Bibliophile: Yes, merry birthday and joyous/gleeful/jubil ant/ecstatic/exubera nt/overjoyed/triumph ant…
MissSwann: :3! It was all electricity and butterflies.
Pseudonym: It is in base 13!
Rebecca Lasley (Administrator): I suspect it’s the tamarind-seaweed sauce that pushes them over the edge.
Kittymine: Next time you go Christmas caroling, try singing “Hark the Herald Angels Sing†to the tune of…
Randomosity101: I would never do that, I swear. *bows down to tardigrades* Though, to be totally, honest,…
Ducky: “Ah, but what if you put a male okapi in space?â€
Koko’s Apprentice: Could work, but most of the people who would get interested in the space program would only be…
That was an AWESOME coincidence.
Piggy: “Are you Piggy?”
Cat’s Meow: “Did the automated voice have an English accent?”
Me: Spork! Spork! Spork!
Princess_Magnolia: Unconstitutional, I’m pretty sure.
Sporks. Are. AWESOME!
Ahem.
Choklit Orange: He’s my new hero. Well, Takei and Howard Shore.
oxlin: Spock?
Erm… At the risk of sounding like a sadistic lunatic who belongs in an asylum, in French, a Christmas greeting is Joyeux Noel, which I’m pretty sure means “Joyful Christmasâ€.
SFTDP
Up to “asylum” was Randomosity101, after that Princess_Magnolia.
I wish to have enough presence of mind to rattle off Ophelia’s flower speech. That seems unlikely,…
Or a heron.
(Both alice)
muselover: I call it “Symphony in Orange No. 1”
ZNZ: You are starting to creep me out.
Mystery:
I finally received the second half of my birthday present: a pound of tea. I got 4 ounces each of:…
A multitude of replies!
FantasyFan?!?!: Ugh. It’s 1:30 am, I’m making a powerpoint presentation, and my mouse is acting…
Koko’s Apprentice: That would make a lot of sense…
Your mouse is acting.
…I now have a mental image of a mouse reciting Shakespeare at 1:30 in the morning.
SFTDP, but this one just showed up and it struck me as really funny:
ZNZ: I really like using the computer with all the colours reversed… it’s strangely relaxing…
Choklit Orange: See a doctor. See a doctor. See a doctor. Now. Please?
oxlin: I have a best friend!
Shadowfire: Can someone explain that to me?
heh heh heh.
Watch therefore, for ye know neither the day nor the hour wherein the Son of man cometh.
Yes. Campbell’s bean and bacon soup is the BEST.
Both vanillabean3.141, in succession, on the same thread.
OMG BEAN BACON SOUP!
*cough* I mean, sounds very nice.
Piggy: Daisy*chain- To clear up any possible misconceptions, my pseudonym is in no way to related to the character…
Beedle the Bard: It needs a Snickers Bar…But please feel better. That’s not fun. :/
Speaking of superheroes, the ileum is in the small intestine.
(Robert, ZNZ)
Teehee this is fun.
The Mystery is Piggy and the person with the yellow, circular avatar. Er, sorry, but I can’t remember your name. I’m not good with remembering names. I’m not a visual learner, but I’m a visual thinker, so… It’s complicated… Anyway,
vanillabean3.141 – May Random Thread, Part 2 — Happy New Year!: Watch therefore, for ye know neither the day nor the hour wherein the Son of man cometh.
Choklit Orange – May Random Thread, Part 2 — Happy New Year!: See a doctor. See a doctor. See a doctor. Now. Please?
Oh, Cerulean Pyros! Yes, that’s it. I was thinking maybe ens name had to do with cello playing…
SPOILER DOCTOR WHO SPOILER SPOILER DOCTOR WHO SPOILER SPOILER DOCTOR WHO SPOILER SPOILER DOCTOR WHO SPOILER SPOILER DOCTOR WHO…
Believe me, you aren’t alone.
-Agrrrfishi and ZNZ
super me gustaaa.
Professor YANA!
Wait, what’s Minecraft? I thought it was a video game about mining…Oh, Cerulean Pyros! Yes, that’s it. I was thinking maybe ens name had to do with cello…
-Insatiably Quaeritating Bibliophile
The ilium is the smallest portion of the large intestine.
How would you go about checking such a thing?
(both ZNZ)
I just love it when I start something, go on holiday, and return to find it’s blossomed.
Bibliophile: Today I poked holes in a cream cheese container and received an e-mail from a…
Piggy: Tardigrade?
That would be a win.
oobatooba: No, you got my mother’s old math teacher. That used to be ens phone number.
Randomosity101 (Is no longer procrastinating! Yay!): …What the cake??
Robert Coontz (Administrator): In my experience, it’s always worthwhile to buy good kitchen appliances.
shadowfire: Aww… *cuddles, carefully* I hope you feel better soon.
Trojan Tiger : Going to the doctors tomorrow, to get an X-ray. It is really hard to type now, and I have a huge…
Unintended Pun : Ummm… I would hug you but I don’t want to catch it soooo… *blows hugs across…
Unintended Pun : I can’t wait for May 21 because I want to go around telling everyone “Sorry for the inconvenience. Doomsday…
Axa : hm just kidding it seems to be online only AWW MANNNN
Errata: I don’t think I like the grey bar too much, but I suppose I can get used to it, and I think the main problem with it was that…
Pseudonym: You know you’re addicted to MuseBlog when you type Mostly Harmless instead of your email…
Cat’s Eye: The guy who runs the cafeteria at my school has started giving me free food because I’m a Giants fan.
Radiant Darkness: They’re everywhere.
Piggy: The Region of Strange Limbo turns into an avocado.
Enc: Woo! You said French Horn in your post! *completely unhelpful*
Sel: The Chinese in me is offended.
ZNZ: Sharpening pencils. Even when they’re already sharp, I just like to keep sharpening and sharpening…
Bibliophile: That’s right! There are T-shirts to prove it!
Bibliophile – I do think that animals are more guided by instinct than we are, because they need to be.
Agent Lightning – *brass player romance*
This one really doesn’t make any sense, but for some reason I find it extremely amusing. Also, I like this game.
MissSwann: Patience. Sometimes things take longer to pan out, but they will, and you will be happy you waited.
KaiYves: Do you think you’ll be able to find some who’ll pose for reasonable rates?
MissSwann: Perhaps a monk of a different faith, to spice things up!?
Cat’s Meow: Last night I had soccer tryouts, but I left after less than 10 minutes of warm-ups.
POSOC: Be careful. This game is addictive — not merely “one more hour†addictive.
“Ooh, shiny. I like that.”
“In your mouth?”
(Both Shadowfire)
*laughs at self*
“Everyone should love Benvolio.”
“Agent Lightning does.”
“That’s certainly good to hear.”
“Stay that way!”
-me, Enceladus, skunk, Choklit Orange
Clare, why were you listening to people’s kidneys?
It’s amazing, the things you can do with ground hamburger meat.
(Both CO.)
Not a very good one, but…
Agent Lightning: I FELL IN LOVE WITH A 70-YEAR-OLD TENOR SAXOPHONE
We went to the instrument shop today, and I found the most marvelous Conn 10M tenor sax from 1942.
Math Lover: You’re doing the right thing. I hope that things improve for her.
Bibliophile: Yes, I’m definitely more Ravenclaw than Hufflepuff; it’s just that I could be a Hufflepuff if I wanted. If you want, you…
KaiYves: That was the right thing to do.
ZNZ … one container of fish food…
shadowfire That sounds yummy.
Bibliophile: Fire… breathing… nun toy?!
trust kokopelli: Not a very good one, but…
Ebeth: just mention it casually and act like it’s no big deal […]
Mikazuki: Hello, MuseBlog. It is now 2:30 here. I went to bed at 11:30 last night. I woke up half an hour ago. […]
Enceladus: What is STEM? Seriously Terrible Examination Methods? Simians Tickling Eggplants Madly?
Enceladus: nah, hufflepuffs are just good finders.
Bluefire27: This is a repeat, but: “A parfait is just a smoothie waiting to happen.†-Me
Ducky: But…. but…. that’s instrument abuse!!
Bibliophile: Exactly!
Robert Coontz: “The Nazis would have liked me, too. Unless they found out about my great-grandmother Augusta Cohen.”
Ducky: “Same here.”
Cousin!
Agent Lightning: Cardboard+pinhole+la undry room+iPod screen+wall=camera obscura. I am happy.
Tesseract: I’m proud of you. Good luck!
Spudman: First Post!!!!
Spudman: How romantic!
Agent Lightning: That’s absoulutely terrible.
Jadestone: Oh Robert, you always have a solution to everything.
Agent Lightning: Isolationists?
Agent Lightning- If you dropped a ping pong ball and a metal ball from a height of 2 meters, what will happen?
Princess_Magnolia- I’m fine, but there are some Western Massachusetters who may have been hit.
jadestone: In soviet russia, spambots scan for YOU
Kaiyves: I know, it looks awesome, right?
Maths Lover: Unromantic, maybe, but fun.
Zinc – Man, I hate Six Flags.
Robert Coontz (Administrator) – I think it signifies “space squid. “
*wants donut*
Nonaddicted smart people FTW!
Both Magnolia
I just made cake. It’s deep deep deep dark chocolate with ganache. And it’s RICH and it has…
John Williams.
Both Agent Lightning
Enceladus: A trill key is a key that trills! Horns don’t have trill keys. We use our lips to trill Painfully (Is this a poem?)
Bibliophile: It wouldn’t make a difference to me…
Rosebud2: AAAAHH!!
BitterSound: Latin?
I take Latin, so that one made me laugh. XD
Me: Hey people remember this thread?
Jadestone: THAT’S THE SPIRIT!
Zinc: Speeeeeeeeen. Anyone else up for another one?
Rebecca Lasley: That statement would seem to cover it pretty well, I’d say.
Jadestone: SWEEEEET NEVER GONNA HAVE TO SLEEP AGAAAAAIN
Ghost of Pie Girl: “Who are you, who is this cat, why do you want revenge, and why do you need my help?â€
Robert Coontz (Administrator): Piggy, perhaps?
PINKED! PINKED! I PINKED IT!
…
I need a trip to Pie-ers Anonymous.
Piggy: “cacti every other square”
Armada: “You know, platonic cuddling isn’t really so bad.”
also hey apparently things I have said are on this thread. Haven’t really read through this before lolllll
Selenium the Quafflebird: How was the Mexican food?
Adeia: It can get overly confusing – avoid it as much as possible
How was the Mexican food? AHH!
Selenium the Quafflebird and Rosebud2.
Mago Berry: Beaver is joking that I have an alien boyfriend.
Agent Warrior Hippie: YOU ARE SO LUCKY.
The day before the most recent time the world was supposed to end, a friend of AGENT WARRIOR HIPPIE IS VERY VERY IRRITATING!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!! Randomosity101, Agent DQ
Enceladus – June Random Thread — Happy New Year!: Let’s see if we can get to over NINE THOUSAND one hundred!
*Cskia: *sympathy huggle and choklit*
*Cskia: Awwwwwwwwww. So purely awwwwwwwwwwwwww.
Oxlin: Yay!
Ghost of Pie Girl: I gave it a little cat-respect-nod thingy, and left.
Alice: Hey, cats, what’s up? Having fun with the last days of school? I am done with high school FOR. EVER.
EPIC WIN!
Just wanted to say that this thread is making me crack up. Over and over.
Axa: why is public transportation so confusing?! aarehjfgafbjkh *rolls*
Rosebud2: Well, it IS somewhat un-islandy.
Ambystoma Maculatum and Joolb : What’s the first most insane?
Agent Lightning : YOU SPELLED SAXOPHONE WRONG
Enceladus: What’s the difference between God and a trumpet player? God doesn’t think he’s a…
Bibliophile: Advanced at what?
These were actually consecutive:
Kittymine: ((SFTDP)) I sat mother down and made her a cup of strong tea. “How did this happen? 
Randomosity101: I’m sorry. I was angry (…)
shadowfire: Tried again today. I has orange slices now! They’re hard to cut well, though. *finds bigger X-Acto knife*
Rosebud2: Well, I suppose we’re in the top ten, at least.
…What’s the difference between God and a trumpet player? God doesn’t think he’s a… Bibliophile: Advanced…
–R101, obviously.
Mikazuki: Well, the good thing is, I made a quite delicious apple-blackberry crisp. It was a surprise for dinner; my dad and I were on our own…
Enceladus: *is currently making small, kitten like noises*
Oh, yeah, that. I forgave you before it happened.
Piggy: Don’t worry about it. That’s one of the main reasons MuseBlog exists: to help people mature….
That’s awful!
Maths Lover:
Piggy: THREE RINGS FOR ELFS UNDER SKY SEVEN FOR DWARFS IN STONE NINE FOR MEN THAT GOING TO DIE ONE FOR LORD IN DARK THRONE IN LAND OF…
Kai: …The Washington Metro. That is all. They took everything New York and Boston did wrong and fixed it.
Bibli: Squee! Conan the Terrifying Berry is coming, too!
Not like I’m hair-obsessed or anything, but… You seem like exactly the kind of person who could make an awesome webcomic.
~Midnight Fiddler, Rosebud2
Koppar!: I went on an Adventure in the Appalachians today with my parents. It was fun. Lots of fun…
Lizzie: …Exploring the unknown is childish?
Also:
Kai: There are Buddhist nuns, though.
Rebecca: …knowing all the while that two days still won’t be nearly enough.
Mikazuki: I didn’t know there was a Cephalopodmas! Now I have an excuse to make tons of squids and octopodes and..ah…probab ly…
Errata: The world is really astonishing.
Well, isn’t the world sort of in horrible shape right now?
KaiYves: So cute!
Rebecca: Besides, you can become funnier with practice. Or maybe you’ll invent a new genre. Don’t expect it…
Me: You have this idea in your head that a crew that was so famous would fit the popular stereotypes about astronauts, so of course…
Cskia: A must play party game.
SFTDP.
Alice: Wow, that’s cheerful.
Enceladus: That, and he’s awesome. As are most people in the space program.
Robert: GAPAs?
Choklit Orange : On the other hand, you’re now the first MuseBlogger scheduled to experience the Apocalypse….
Koppar : They’re closing in! *hides*
Ghost of Pie Girl : XP
SFTDP
Choklit Orange : Well, it’s southeast Asia. There are a lot of monks.
Me: THAT IS AMAZING I LOVE IT
Alice: …Meow. Purple!
Randomosity101: ((Probably not, unless it was a room ambush…
Mikazuki: NO EXCUSES PEOPLE
SFTDP.
Kai: Ambergris, a substance vomited up by sick whales, famously has a very strong smell, which is why it is used in perfume manufacture…
Pseudonym: This is brilliant.
Rebecca Lasley: Indubitably. But is that what they’re selling?
Jadestone: THERE IS A “MURDER PALACE†IN CHICAGO IT GIVES TOURS FIELD TRIP TIME
Luna the Lovely: I don’t think I’ll go in costume
The following is best expressed in thread form for coherency, so let’s pretend this was a thread with post numbers, etc.
1 (Bibli): I avoid TV tropes…
1.1: (Robert): People very rarely do that, in my experience.
1.2 (Kai): Sorry. That sounds awful.
1.2.1 (Piggy): Wal-Mart’s MLP selection is awful. So is Target’s.
1.3 (Alice, Dodec): Is it really difficult? I was going to apply to Harvard and Dartmouth, but decided Ivy League wasn’t this lovely dress, it is green and white and flowered…
1.3.1 (Random): …All monkeys were harmed in the making of this product…
Selenium the Quafflebird: Bacon?
Bibliophile: I don’t think that’s relevant…
BACON IS RELEVANT TO EVERYTHING BECAUSE IT’S BACON!
Bibliophile: TARDIGRADE.
:stationary pie whose code I don’t remember: 
I just think all these colors look cool together.
Maggie: DON’T EVEN TALK ABOUT IT; I WILL THROW SOMETHING I AM THAT ANGRY ABOUT HOLLYWOOD EXECUTIVES WHO RUIN…
New law in Xenomorphida: Anyone who shows discomfort while tardigrades are being discussed is a heretic.
O.o How many laws do you have?!
I don’t want to abandon my firstborn child on a bed of moss! Please!
I’m not sure how many laws, period, but there aren’t too many laws that even the people outside the country have to follow (not that I technically have control over them, but many people have at least one relative there). I think I’ll write a book about it later. In the mean time, here’s what I can think of off the top of my head (altohugh it might change on a whim):
1: Worship the tardigrades.
2: Research them regularly.
3: Do not do anything that might possibly harm a tardigrade without government permission (stepping on moss, organised sports, etc)
4: Do not insult them, even as a joke.
5: Do not ever reject an opportunity to help them, even if your or someone else’s lives are at risk.
6: Give them offerings of fresh moss each day.
7: Never show the slightest sign of disinterest when they are being discussed.
8: Never claim that any being is superior to Arctisconia (the TardigradeEntity–obviously they don’t seem smart individually, but when they pu their many heads together, they are omnipotent)
9: Read any law books I ever end up writing.
10: Never claim that our laws are unjust or non-benevolent in any way.
11: Believe everything from the mouth of Her Ladyship The Tardigrades’ Prophetess.
There’s a bit more, but I think you get the point; it’s common sense for the most part. Anyone who thinks otherwise is not in their right mind and must be punished.
What shall the punishment be?
Kokonilly – Haha, I was kidding. Hence the caps lock.
muselover – NAKED MOLE RAT
Radiant_Darkness – HOT PINK BUNNY
Tesseract – I quite liked that book in second (ish? First? Third?) grade.
You know, there is an actual book called Fluffy the Pink Bunny. And it’s sold on the website of Half-Price Books, whose abbreviation is HPB.
We’re all doomed.
SFTDP
*Cskia – …GAPAs? Crazy Internet stalkers? …*sniffle*
Robert Coontz (Administrator) – Just trying to be honest.
Okay, order rearranged, but still.
I graduated last Sunday, but tomorrow feels like another graduation. Because when I think about the Space Shuttle,… It’s decorated with real corn.
Kai and I.
Alice: I tried to learn to unicycle a couple of times, but I could never find a unicycle that fit me. I could never reach the pedals, even when the seat was.
Bibli: ((I read that as “SMALLPOX.”))
Robert: Then you will be a real writer.
Rainbow*Storm: I figured out how to use the interblag on my phone!
I showed my family the Portal trailer, and now…
POSOC: You are likely to be eaten by a grue.
Koppar: Huzzah!
Armada: “Hang on, do you mean Bohemia as in the country or Bohemia as in Pete had a sex change?†(Somewhat convoluted explanation…
Armada: I can’t quite decide whether that’s an epic win or an epic fail….
*Cskia: My apologies.
KaiYves: So I’m drawing a TRON-styled space shuttle retrospective poster. It’s hard, because you have to draw… Zombie version?…Of course. And he is worthy of adoration.
POSOC: The thing that annoys me most about H P Lovecraft is how oblivious all his protagonists are.
Cat’s Meow: I think it was an epic fail, considering the product they were selling was actually “Salsa Con Quesoâ€.
This just in: the Hubble Space Telescope has spotted a fourth moon orbiting Pluto… I think it says “I am Pwt!â€
-Robert
You know, that could still happen. “P4” is just a temporary name until astronomers can pick a permanent one. If we lobbied the International Astronomical Union, maybe the quartet could be Charon, Nix, Hydra, and Pwt. (Then if a fifth one turned up, they’d have to name it Crraw.)
Armada: The thought is to approach the topic from an impartial and scholarly perspective, not from a rampant…
Robert Coontz: Allegro picante!
Alice: Chipotle?
Alice: Go HEAD FIRST.
Ghost of Pie Girl: The APPLE is large and red.
Ghost of Pie Girl: *coughBLECHtastesliketwilighttomecoughcoughhack*
Rainbow*Storm: “You shouldn’t claim to be ‘gangster’ if your song includes a ukelele.â€
Robert Coontz: I think that’s a splendid idea.
Bibliophile: What? So if you’ve never touched Twilight, you can’t post?!
KaiYves: I have no issues with the appearances of vampires…
KaiYves: Yes, I am a girl.
Thief of Light: A lot of us original roleplayers in that have improved vastly, and it…
*Cskia: Congratulations!
*Cskia: I apologize if whatever I write makes no sense whatsoever. I am going around MuseBlog and posting and commenting in a…
*Cskia: *sympathetic huggle*
Midnight Fiddler: Me. I like the color scheme of this picture. I thought there was an August New Year, but I…
Ebeth: still think grant’s line in the song is the best.
…There will be MAGIC…
…cake!
(Cat’s Eye and Bibliophile)
(I cut out the beginning of the first comment and the end of the second, just because they didn’t add anything to the humor.)
kiwimuncher: Yep. Cup noodles.
Wait… they have that in a perfume?
kiwimuncher: Sweet!
Bibliophile, Errata: I’m not sure. Somewhere cold with an aquarium… A natural history museum might be nice… but any would be… True.
Bibliophile: I was about to say the same thing.
ZNZ: If you had a time machine, where would you go?
POSOC: Swim for SHORE.
Choklit Orange: Monterey Bay Aquarium, definitely. Imagine being able to sleep in front of that giant aquarium and have sea turtles and…
Robert Coontz (Administrator): First you need to apply for a log-in account. (….)
Zinc: I’m going to Rainbow’s birthday party today!
*ten trillion hugs*
Agent Lightning:
*Cskia: In the Recents Comments, that looked like “I could draw a stalker contest with the way wings are done at Muse Academy.†Mikazuki: SHERLOCK
Choklit Orange: OH YEAH WELL I’M VEGEMITE
Axa: we are pleased!
SFTDP
Me: Love ya, Thief.
Me again: Cake, I’m in love.
Bibliophile: Because she’s clairvoyant
Cat’s Eye: That sounds like the opening line of a love poem.
…I kind of want to read that love poem now.
Because she’s clairvoyant
I suppose she knew we’d meet that day
On the museum steps
When we collided
And my books went everywhere
And the Salkeld one almost hit her face
(But I guess she knew to duck.)
Because she’s clairvoyant.
I suppose she knew which one it would be
Knew she’d help me pick up the rest.
Knew we’d bond over being fascinated
By the story of Mallory’s disappearance on Everest.
Knew I’d say I was Mike and she was Laura.
Knew I’d say I thought it was
A pretty name
But not as pretty as her…
I don’t know, it’s 11:30 and I suck at writing romance…
This could actually be a really heartwarming poem where Mike goes to climb Everest himself and something bad happens and everybody thinks he’s dead, but he makes it back to Base Camp and home to Laura, who always knew he was alive… because she’s clairvoyant.
Agent Lightning: Yamaha makes tenor saxophones. Yamaha makes outboard motors.
Lizzie: there’s little mnemonic tricks to help you identify them by sound
Piggy: So I realized today that I’ve never had a close friend. Hrm.
Piggy: Except for wasps.
I once tried to make friends with an ant. Failed. Another time, with one of those difting dandelion seeds. Failed again. Maybe I should really try wasps…
The Voice of the Infinite in the Small by Joanne Laucke really helps if you want to learn how to befriend insects–something I really recommend doing. Please read it–and everyone else, too.
Selenium: I’m in Ravenclaw too!
Cskia: I’m sorry, that must be a pretty awful situation for you.
Mikazuki: HOW DID YOU GET A SONIC SCREWDRIVER I THINK I NEED TO KNOW THIS
Cskia: You mentioned something about a cinnamon bun once as well.
ZNZ: *revulsion* What colour is it?
Absolutely appalling, yes! It’s such a horrible thing I have to endure.
Conversation 1:
Robert: Verily, MuseBloggers are not like other people.
Cello-Playing Mathematician: Oh my gosh that is amazing!
Conversation 2:
Maths Lover: Coloured pencils.
Zinc: MY GOD THOSE ARE SCARY …SCARILY GOOD!
Out of order, but still.
Choklit Orange – BLAAARRGH MY TIMING IS AWFUL ISN’T IT
spudman – Um… no.
Selenium: Our helper makes pretty good ramen.
Rosebud2: Or we could acquire an alien shrink ray…
KaiYves: Extraterrestrial Welcoming Committee?
I was the pig long before I was John C. Calhoun.
Piggy:
Mikazuki: Hi! I’m back! I have never been so happy to take a shower.
Bibliophile: Wait, are you serious? Sorry, I just can’t tell.
Zinc: Yeah. Basically, it’s for discussing what would happen if aliens came to earth and humankind’s…
Zinc: THAT’S THE POINT
KaiYves: Happy Birthday!
oxlin: What should I be for halloween guys?
agrrrfish: Two words: Sara Bareilles.
POSOC: Anyone who thinks that “There was a fair amount of starvation in Stalinist Russia†is a “conservative position 
Rainbow*Storm: And they say “The cake is a lieâ€, which is CLEARLY poking fun at pople with gluten allergies who can’t eat…
Agent Lightning: Yep, my office assistant friend saw a kid vomit in the office…
KaiYves: That makes it funnier, but less moving.
Bibliophile: No, it doesn’t.
KaiYves – When I Was a Little Kid: The actual sentence, I remember, was “There are several species of wild cats that live in the United States.†(Lynx,…
Selenium the Quafflebird – What I Learned Today, 2011.2: No way. I’ve learned something today.
KaiYves – Rants and Plaints, v. 2011.4: I know!
~
Castle – Romance and Relationships, 2011.6: Whenever someone says Argyle all I can think of is that ghoul from Fallout 3. Blerg.
Armada – Quotations, v. 2011: Wh…. just…. wh…?
~
Castle – Rants and Plaints, v. 2011.4: Don’t do that. For all you know Friend no. 2 makes shoes for orphans. Or Friend no. 2 could be Earth’s morality…
Castle – Geeky TV Shows, v. 2010.2: Oh, god, sorry. It must have been incredibly painful to watch me do that.
(This one’s funnier if you pretend they were written by different people.)
sbf: I accidentally a revolution
Mikazuki: Yay! *showers of kittens*
Alternately:
small but fierce: I accidentally a revolution
Kittymine: That sounds reasonable
Robert Coontz: “THERE’S A FLYING SAUCER HOVERING RIGHT OVER MY HOUSE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA…”
Maths Lover: “They did get off to a bad start.”
POSOC – Romance and Relationships, 2011.6: MUSEBLOG: A FORUM FOR INTELLECTUALLY STIMULATING AND THOUGHT-PROVOKING DISCOURSE
Robert Coontz (Administrator) – November Random Thread — Happy New Year! Part 2: Well, there are several squids…
Well, they’re sort of ovoid and fleshy, and usually have eyes and noses and things in them… In all seriousness,…
contentment. I don’t know what it would look like, but I’d take it anyway.
These are in order from oldest to last:
No Name, Please: So new game on Pokemon Back. This time I decided to go with a space theme. Named myself Firefly, my female(!) Snivy…
small but fierce: SHE COOKS LIKE MY MOTHER AND… maybe I’ll stop there.
Pseudonym: I just finished rereading QC for the third time today. I think I need to either find some new webcomics or stop wasting…
Jadestone: Buttercup Festival asofterworld Pictures for Sad Children And, if you’re in it for the long run, Homestuck.
These are in reverse order:
ZNZ: Someday I am going to just haul off and hit my Bible teacher.
Rosebud2: Same here.
Koko’s Apprentice: Checked out the IP address, did you? Ah, the wonders of GAPAly powers.
Koko’s Apprentice: Until quite recently, so did I.
(I think this one is better if you pretend it’s two different people.)
The second conversation is exactly the order the real comments are in! I think this probably says something good about that conversation.
Well, it’s possible that it is two different people.
You’re right.. I hadn’t thought of that.
small but fierce – SHE COOKS LIKE MY MOTHER
muselover – WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOO-HOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OO!
The Deranged Hermit – AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Bibliophile: “Then I asked and found…”
Cello-Playing Mathematician: “Enterprise? TARDIS? Sputnik?”
Rainbow*Storm: CAN AAANYBOOODY FIIIND MEEE
Rainbow*Storm: YES SPACEFLIGHTS YES
Piggy: It comes in pints?
Rebecca Lasley: *imagination fails*
Castle: Oh, you can’t help that. We’re all awkward here.
Rebecca: There’s an interesting Snopes article on the subject.
No Name, Please: YES YES YES YES YES YES
ZNZ: No.
Enceladus: i herd you liek zombies
Castle: OK. SQUID. NOW.
KaiYves: I don’t think there was ever any doubt trenchcoats were cool.
ZNZ: Doubtless.
First conversation:
JLynn: “Uhhhh, you mean the menial cake I write every day? Yeah. Office furniture. Random trees and plants and stuff. Random…”
Castle: “Like Magikarp.”
Second conversation:
Lawson: “I WILL GET MY ENGINEERS TO INVENT A COMBUSTABLE LEMON TO BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN!”
Pseudonym: “So was I. XD”
Piggy: Think of the dullest general essay about grapes you can imagine.
POSOC: No.
Piggy: Think of the dullest general essay about grapes you can imagine.
FantasyFan: I second this idea.
No Name, Please: Thirded.
Piggy: Think of the dullest general essay about grapes you can imagine.
Choklit Orange: That sounds like it would be not a lot of fun.
Rainbow*Storm: On Friday, Rainbow will have needles put into her gums so her dentist can cut small pieces of flesh out of her mouth.
KaiYves: We all should do that more often.
Alternatively:
Rainbow*Storm: On Friday, Rainbow will have needles put into her gums so her dentist can cut small pieces of flesh out of her mouth.
FantasyFan?!?!: I second this idea.
Castle: *sniffle* SEE? IT’S SO BEAUTIFUL
Oobatooba: True. That sentence originally had the word “giant†as if apologizing for the hugeness of the discussion.
Castle: My eyes actually just teared up.
Oobatooba, Cat’s Eye: I sometimes have moments of this walking to school. I’ll just be really stressed about something, and then the Jewish-Indian-atheist-agnostic-neo-Pagan would like to speak.
*Oobatooba, CO
JLynn: I am awake. It is five in the morning (almost). I had tea at midnight. I’m doing silly things on the internet.
Adeliae: I can’t stress how glad I am that you’ve found a place like here where you can talk about this.
Cat’s Meow: I AM SO PROUD OF YOU!!! *HUGS AND HAPPY SQUIDS AND CONFETTI*
Cat’s Eye: I’m not sure how this would work, but I’d be happy to help you with math in any way possible.
There haven’t been any humongous news events in the past four days that I can think of…
I KNEW IT! CONGRATULATIONS!!!
(both Nym)
KaiYves: Russia had a space program before it was mainstream.
Adeliae: D’awwwww.
ZNZ: My Bible teacher is a cakehead.
oxlin: Congratulations!
Adeliae: “The Doctor, the Widow and the Tuxedo…”
Adeliae: “Those orcas are quite multi-racial.”
First conversation:
Robert Coontz: “Yes, but the President was out of town.”
Jadestone: “Back in IL…”
Second conversation:
Robert Coontz (Administrator): “I don’t remember assassination attempts on Presidents Nixon, Clinton, Bush 2, or Obama. Plots,…”
Mikazuki: “Bath salts scare me. Apparently it is getting really bad in my area.”
Robert Coontz (Administrator): Meteorites, perhaps?
Piggy: Horcruces.
Selenium the Quafflebird: To what colour are you thinking of dyeing it?
Tesseract: Your potato.
My new favorite color!
( in reverse order)
Jadestone: Also I am going to start a tally of how many bottles of juice my friends and I drink. There’s me, my…
Zinc: Barking spiders!
Enceladus: Two or three hands? Fun.
Tesseract: I keep some extras just in case I need to cut off more than the provided number.
Robert: Wow, you MBers sure know how to party!
^ Triple comment score.
No Name, Please: I remember sleeping. I had some great times…
Robert: Wow, you MBers sure know how to party!
Perfect!
It’s a regular party in my bed.
OH SHOOT I DID NOT MEAN THAT IT WAS COMPLETELY INNOCENT I MEANT SLEEP I MEANT SLEEP
XD
…oops.
muselover: *wishes he had a time machine so he could be in May*
Cello-Playing Mathematician: Oh, just find it online!
This makes me think of the TARDIS. Hm.
I’m sorry, but I have to give you some actual advice in addition to squid. It doesn’t matter what other […] green fedora, plain grey pants (straight leg), white tree of gondor t-shirt, dad’s old pendleton wool shirt …one grafted to each arm. All three of them.
-Rainbow*Storm, oxlin, Castle
Vendaval: I know very little about this subject, if you know more please correct me or add in! There are seven major…
Castle : …one grafted to each arm. All three of them.
Vendaval: Please define offensive
Agent Lightning: Yay!
Treebird: Is it odd to read the science textbook, cover to cover, for pleasure?
Agent Lightning: No.
Agent Lightning: You know you’re addicted to Doctor Who when…
(I cut off the end of the last one, and it’s funnier if you think of Agent Lightening’s responses as though they were from two different people.)
Treebird: Is it odd to read the science textbook, cover to cover, for pleasure?
muselover: Of coarse not. Why wood you think that?
Me, Agent Lightening, Kittymine, Robert Coontz: …You know you’re addicted to Warriors when someone mentions… Doctor Who …and… you feel no shame whatsoever in bringing… corny MBer humor: ♥ .
Agent Lightning: I know, right?
KaiYves: Congrats, Bibliophile!
Zinc: Thank you Kittymine!
Is it odd to read the science textbook, cover to cover, for pleasure?
Of coarse not. Why wood you think that?
Good idea; I’ll try that.
-Treebird, muselover, and Cat’s Meow
Sun? Star? Solar? Space? Supernova? Sky? Spacesuit? Random, but there’s a girl in my school named Serenity Trillian Solstice? Or Sarah, Trill, or Sol for short. (In my experience I SEE WHAT YOU DID THERE!!!)) That’s true of my experience too.
-Mikazuki, Cerulean Pyros, Robert Coontz, Axa
Agent Lightning: Sun? Star? Solar? Space? Supernova? Sky? Spacesuit? Random, but there’s a girl in my school named Serenity Trillian…
Castle: JLynn’s is named Spatula Pie Zombie.
Cerulean Pyros : Oh, please do tell me about the Anglo-Saxon treasure! […]
Rebecca Lasley: Happy to be of service.
First conversation:
ZNZ: “Re-reading Les Mis. Words cannot express how much I love these men – that is, the bishop and Valjean and Hugo…”
Maths Lover: “And Asia and Africa! And some random islands in the middle of an ocean!”
Second conversation:
Piggy: “Just pick a side.”
Choklit Orange: “Yay! And then South America.”
Third conversation:
Bibliophile: “She couldn’t eat all the same foods as everyone else, and she…”
Choklit Orange: “Was it homicide?”
Selenium the Quafflebird: Depends on the feelings.
Choklit Orange: I’ll drink it in a pagoda.
Choklit Orange: Highly flammable. Also very fun, as most flammable things are.
(Better if you pretend that the last two are from different people)
GIVE ME YOUR GARLIC OR I WILL SUCK YOUR BLOOD.
Pshaw, garlic’s much more important to me than blood. So is my maternal grandfather. Mwahahana. That looks utterly random in the Recent Comments Bar. As are the pies, as are the nested comments, as are the gravatars.
– Enc, Bibliophile, KaiYves, Robert, SilverLeopard, Cat’s Meow.
Pie Girl: “My patronus is a time lord, I’d just eat the batter, BUT… SEVENTH GRADER.”
bookgirl_me: “DID THEY SEND ME DAUGHTERS?”
*Cskia – Warm Fuzzies: What Chok said. oh I love you guys us so much
Choklit Orange – Warm Fuzzies: YOU’RE A SPINELESS, PALE, PATHETIC LOT
I’M A SPINELESS, PALE, PATHETIC LOT
SPINELESS PALE PATHETIC ALOT
BEST WARM FUZZY EVER
(SFTDP but someone needs to draw this.)
Castle: Barfing rainbows
Selenium the Quafflebird: Same here
Zinc: Youtube comments generally make my faith in humanity diminish.
LBK: EAT MY SHORTS
Maths Lover: Of all the things to pick a fight over…
*Cskia: I AM FLATTERED *makes squidlike arm motions*
Robert: They won’t get you a flamethrower.
What, so I haven’t won the flamethrower yet? *launches into full-scale squid dance*
Selcothe Sicaria: “But I was the one with the horcruxes! Not him! It was meeeee!”
Choklit Orange: “Crraw-rch: To me, it still seems like another ‘We’re big and powerful and nothing can go wrong!’ invasion.”
FantasyFan?!?!: Well, at least it wasn’t a monk. …It wasn’t, right?
Unless your parents are heterozygous for their phenotype. ie have the genotype AO and BO. It wouldn’t show up…
FantasyFan?!?!: What, my paper? It’s done.
POSOC: Possibly to allow CO to kiss people she actually intends to kiss.
small but fierce: you are my life
Cerulean Pyros: Oh, I am so glad! I’ve done my job properly, then.
Cat’s Meow: “The dangers of carbon dioxide? Tell that to a plant, how dangerous carbon dioxide is.â€
Piggy: That seems like pretty standard parental behavior to me.
Consecutive!
Choklit Orange: In current events: New Zealand is suffering from a desperate shortage of Marmite.
Rebecca: Is that a request or a complaint?
Selenium: YES.
TNÖ: Tonight, I was going to start my paper, which is due tomorrow at five (and I haven’t been procrastinating that badly,, it…
Selenium the Quafflebird: Yeah, I know, but who cares? Darn.
*Cskia – Warm fuzzies, like cotton candy clouds. Sweetness, melt melt melt like velvety chocolate. Rainbows! Sunshine! Fluffy plush Swalots, baby squids, all the adorable Pokemon.
Then take a magic duct tape carpet over this fantasy and smile, it’s mine, mine, gosh I’m lucky squee squee squee SQUEE
I think I’m floating.
muselover – Ah. *adds to list of things to know*
SFTDP, but also:
Rosebud2: WHY IS IT 87 DEGREES IN MARCH?!
Agent Lightning: *de-stressifying squid* You can get through this. I know you can.
Mikazuki: D’awwwwww.
Pie Girl: I don’t understand.
agrrrfishi – Other people don’t quite comprehend the reality that we jump from fifty story rooftops for the same reasons that we stare into…
*Cskia – Warm fuzzies, like cotton candy clouds. Sweetness, melt melt melt like velvety chocolate. Rainbows! Sunshine! Fluffy plush Swalots, baby squids, all the adorable Pokemon.
Then take a magic duct tape carpet over this fantasy and smile, it’s mine, mine, gosh I’m lucky squee squee squee SQUEE
I think I’m floating.
Selcothe Sicaria – HELLO I BELIEVE I AM SPEAKING FOR EVERYONE WHEN I SAY WE LOVE YOU VERY MUCH AND PLEASE DON’T WORRY ABOUT…
If you have not found your pants yet, I do hope you find them soon.
Robert Coontz (Administrator) – Aren’t you describing the March issue?
Cinnamoon – EXACTLY! Three inches of snow at my house this morning. WHAT IS THIS MADNESS?
*Cskia – Uhhh, you.
Bibliophile – I expect you can’t help feeling that way, but please know that I think you’re wonderful–awes ome and…
small but fierce – EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEE
Areohawk – You just have to love how I barge in on these outbursts of yours.
*Cskia – We don’t. Quite the opposite. *hugs and squids* I think I know how it feels when you hate yourself so vehemently and…
Agent Lightning – I don’t think anyone truly does. *huggles*
Selcothe Sicaria – I… cake. That’s it, then. I’m alone. Not alone like not-with-someone alone, alone like…
Choklit Orange – Well, plenty of Hindus- actually most of the ones I know…
I think that, being as charming as you are, you may have to get used to people falling madly in love with you…
Selcothe Sicaria – And I’d wondered Can you teach me how to Do the things I never got to? Why is it that Everything All along Just…
muselover – Still, the yoga positions are technically Hindu worship positions. *does not wish to start a religious debate*
Agent Lightning – Please don’t. You don’t deserve to be hated.
Choklit Orange – I think that, being as charming as you are, you may have to get used to people falling madly in love with you…
*Cskia – *cuddles and an archery squid* WE care. And please don’t die inside the closet, that would make us all very sad….
Areohawk – Whats happening here? O.o? (xD)
Cinnamoon – So apparently P isn’t allowed to date someone who isn’t Chinese. Which makes me feel a bit better about…
Selcothe Sicaria – … PIEPIEPIEPIEPIEPIEPI EPIEPIE
Robert Coontz (Administrator) – Actually, many of them are fairly recent and don’t have strong connections to Hinduism. The sun…
*Cskia – Spent half the night huddling in a closet. Head hurts. Ground littered with tissue papers like strangled doves. Still want to…
Agent Lightning – Thank you thank you thank you for your kind advice! And I know it is ALL good advice but the hard part is…
Paul Baker (Administrator) – At the risk of demeaning the high reputation ot this auspicious establishment, I propse to introduce, with…
Mikazuki – D’awwwwww.
This is a wonderful conversation. Also, the longest I’ve seen on this thread.
For those of you who don’t want to read that long post, just read this bit: Areohawk – You just have to love how I barge in on these outbursts of yours.
*Cskia – We don’t. Quite the opposite. *hugs and squids* I think I know how it feels when you hate yourself so vehemently and…
Pseudonym- A murder would be nice of course!
Skunk- That is a good coping strategy.
Bibliophile: “I’m not really sure what to say that I…”
Sage Triangle: “Triangles? Triangles are beautiful. Hint: Orange.”
agrrrfishi: “Good idea or bad idea?”
Luna the Lovely: “I would totally and unrepentantly be that person.”
Me: “Maybe he really DOES need to go back to school…”
Jadestone: “I will have to check them out!”
Eel: “Kill me like you killed the Romans. I dare you.”
These are all in reverse order:
Robert Coontz: Of course they should. Suspenders are Steampunk.
bookgirl_me: Then, by all means, allons-y!
Bibliophile: Why do I have a squid? I really wasn’t asking for sympathy…
Robert Coontz: Right away, ma’am.
Kittymine: I am working at a leisurely pace. You are procrastinating. En is skivving off.
Selenium the Quafflebird: I want your life.
Cinnamoon: I have to take my Dad to the airport. You are over exaggerating a minor errand. En is skipping class.
Capricious: How is this misfortune..?
Agent Lightning: I enjoy doing things by myself. You are an introvert. En… wait, who? I’ve never seen en out.
Robert Coontz: They’d better take away his sonic screwdriver.
Robert Coontz: Congratulations! Subarus last forever if you treat them right. *owns one*
Robert Coontz: With pleasure. Just remember to specify which moves your comments refer to.
(This one is better if you pretend it was said by two different people.)
Robert Coontz: Come to think of it, though, if you’re going to use straps to hold your trousers up, you might…
Bibliophile: I’m not sure if that works…
Randomosity101: SFTDP. I will from now on refer to the friend here called “J†as Deino. En was attempting to create a semi-realistic…
Agent Hippie: I saw that in the Recent Comments bar and was so confused.
Kittymine: I just found out that one of my best friends, who has been seriously dating, is engaged! *squees* *nearly explodes with…
LittleBasementKitten: Evening concert tonight. […]
Could people please post which of these they like the most? I’m curious.
My favorite is definitely the one about the introvert with the sonic screwdriver, although they were all funny.
Thanks! (I like that one best myself.)
DID YOU EVER CLAP WHEN A WAITRESS FALLS AND DROPS A TRAY OF GLASSES AND AIN’T IT FUN TO WATCH FIGURE SKATERS…OMG! PINK BUNIES HELP ME! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO..
-SBF and Catwoman
AL: We got our ‘fitness test’ scores back in health class. …Six push-ups.
Bibliophile: What?! How have I not heard about this? As far as she’s told me, she’s only engaged to Maths Lover and me.
AL: But… that never happened in Little Bear…
AL, we just posted about the exact same thing. This isn’t the first time this has happened, either. Are you my blogtwin?
Yes.
AT LAST I HAVE FOUND YOU. LET US EMBRACE IN JOY
*MASSIVESQUIDHUG*
Catwoman: TORNADO WARNING FOR MY AREA! AHHHH!
small but fierce: DID YOU EVER CLAP WHEN A WAITRESS FALLS AND DROPS A TRAY OF GLASSES
Agent Lightning: We got our ‘fitness test’ scores back in health class.
Bibliophile: What?! How have I not heard about this?
Agent Lightning: But… that never happened in Little Bear…
Capricious: Graduating on Thursday… scary stuff… Gotta go to the lame Senior Party aftward which goes until six in the morning?!…
Robert Coontz: We could fill the calendar with brave, inspiring protests. […]
BattleCatra: Grr! *jelousy* since i am homeschooled i can’t go on summer break like you guys can
Choklit Orange, Cskia, and Cat’s Eye: You do know you’re the sweetest person in the world, right?
The first one is just great.
Bookgirl: I think I’m going to buy a fez next.
TNO: We’re all doomed.
Funnily enough, I actually have a fez.
216- But why? Fezzes are cool! Seriously, though, that post just made my morning.
Agent Lightning : It’s the phonetic spelling of the verbal pronunciation of the chatspeak term “LOLâ€, […]
BattleCatra !: it’s better than saying the other F-word isn’t it?
Randomosity101: […] I AM GOD!!!…
Agent Lightning: Challenge ACCEPTED […]
cromwell: I will come out of my long spell of not posting to say I approve.
Bibliophile: I’m afraid I don’t get it.
Or, alternatively:
Randomosity101: […] I AM GOD!!!…
TNÖ: She does tend to be very stubborn, and once she gets an idea into her head it is very, very difficult to knock it back out again….
cromwell: I will come out of my long spell of not posting to say I approve.
Enceladus: OH GOD BABY PIGS
Vendaval: That’s more of a problem during solar eclipses,
Me: They’re Life Science, right?
FantasyFan?!?!: SAME HERE.
Consecutive:
Tess: I am a high school graduate.
oxlin: Congratulations!
Cinamoon: How long have you been waiting to use that joke?
Koppar: Still numb for now. Still throwing up.
Robert Coontz: That’s the one.
The amusing lack of continuity in these makes some of them seem reminiscent of Cleverbot.
Castle: Hooray! Is it painful now or still numb?
Cerulean Pyros: I saw this and thought: “Run, Coraline, RUN!â€
Randomosity101: I told Cleverbot “Bo Knows!†and it gave me Avagadro’s number.
Reasons.: It’s only awkward if you make it.
Koppar: I managed to eat some food without throwing up. Now I’ll have to see if I can keep pain meds down.
Rebecca Lasley (Administrator): You’re in for a treat.
Oh, my. Sorry, Koppar.
XD I had the exact same thought when I looked at the Recent Comments bar.
*Cskia: AT LAST I HAVE FOUND YOU. LET US EMBRACE IN JOY *MASSIVESQUIDHUG*
Jadestone: I LOVE YOU TOOOOO ♥ (…)
Koppar: Still numb for now. Still throwing up.
Castle: That good?
Castle: The pancake sizzles at midnight.
Cerulean Pyros : I saw this and thought: “Run, Coraline, RUN!†(…)
bookgirl_me: Erm, so, advice time. (….)
agrrrfishi: There are no words.
Bibliophile: I’m afraid I don’t get it.
Robert: Bibliophile: Cleverbot’s first line (“How does thee fare?â€) is indeed bad Elizabethan, but –
Bibliophile: I’m afraid I don’t get it.
KaiYves: I’m sorry. Try to lie down and keep ice on your cheeks.
Koppar: Now I’ll have to see if I can keep pain meds down.
Rebecca: You’re in for a treat.
Rainbow*Storm: Haha! The scuba has been doubled!
FantasyFan?!?! : “What you call craziness I call creativity. There isn’t much difference to me.â€
muselover – Music, v. 2012: Nothing’s finalized at all, but we may be possibly hosting a Jeremy Messersmith concert later this year.
Ducky – Rants and Plaints, v. 2012.3: I saw this in the Recent Comments bar and was like “…. he thinks he ‘may have’ BROKEN his LEG?!  
agrrrfishi – Rants and Plaints, v. 2012.3: She should, seeing as she seems to be all-knowing and always right.
I think it’s in reverse order, but they were next to each other.
*Cskia – Romance and Relationships, v. 2012.3: lovesick =\= writing miserable love songs or poems lovesick =\= pining away in a castle/corner/closet /cactus lovesick…
Agent Lightning – Random Thread: Pwne!: Sounds great! Have fun!
Randomosity101: “They don’t display antagonism towards my being a vegetarian, because I’m…”
TNÖ: ” “do astronauts have cyanide pills†“do astronauts take showers†“
Cyanide pills make me think of Nazis. Hitler was a vegetarian. Hitler in space?
At first I thought that statement was comments you’d seen, but knowing that it’s a sentence that actually makes sense in context makes it even better.
I didn’t see this until know, but thanks,
SFTDP. Why do I always have so much trouble with comma-related typos??
Piggy: “Spontaneous renga.”
TNÖ: “Yessssssss.”
prussia: Then, how do you get an account?
Cat’s Meow : Listening to Wicked in Japanese.
Bibliophile: Maybe she’s a giant space basilisk lizard/water strider.
KaiYves: Intriguing. Sounds like the setup for a mystery story.
We need to do this.
I’m sorry, but I’m very busy with classes and when I finish those, I have a bunch of stories that need my atttention already.
I would have responded to this immediately if I’d seen it, but I didn’t notice it until now. I wasn’t meaning to imply that you specifically had to write a story that I arbitrarily came up with! That would be unfair. I just meant it could be a hilarious story if someone (anyone) cared to write it, and it was fun to think about. Sorry for giving you the impression that I was demanding a story from you.
…Oh! Now I realize why you thought that in the first place! You and I were the 2 people involved in that fabricated conversation, which could have been what I meant by ‘we’! It wasn’t, though. I meant ‘we’ as in ‘MuseBlog’.
Oh, okay. Sorry.
Pie Girl – Rants and Plaints, v. 2012.3: Cosplay more like tear-your-brain-out- and-add-fabricplay.
TNÖ – Rants and Plaints, v. 2012.3: That’s actually a really fun game to play sometimes. /unhelpful
(Seriously, I thought TNO’s comment was a reply to Pie Girl’s at first and burst out laughing).
Cat’s Eye: i was innocently sitting on the playground when some rediculous forth-grader decided to walk backwards
FantasyFan?!?!: *headdesk*
kiwimuncher: “I could have SWORN I saw fire….”
Prussia=Awesome: “I should change that to “dies from REALLY bad pun*.”
KaiYves: “No, no, John Young the astronaut.”
Areohawk – Rants and Plaints, v. 2012.3: Woo! I got 5 teeth pulled a few hours ago. 4 wisdom and one behind the incisor. GodIt hurts. And ny bottom lip is still numb.
Agent Hippie – August Random Thread: ???: I’m glad you had a good time!
Selenium the Quafflebird: If you were standing in front of the Mirror of Erised, what would it show you?
Randomosity101: Salted caramel.
KaiYves: True, the pickled chihuahua only unnerved me as much as it did because I hadn’t heard of it…
Bibliophile: I’m glad you enjoyed it, although I’m actually vegan, so I don’t intend to try it myself.
Robert: Julius Caesar missed the Roman Empire by a few years.
Cat’s Meow: I know that feeling! It’s beautiful.
The story of my day so far: Woke up at 5:50 am, befuddled and confused because I’d apparently slept through my 5:30 alarm…. All in all, university is mostly harmless. {Though I really need to fix my sleep cycle…
-TNÖ and Bookgirl_me, respectively
ibcf: 317- Not likely.
I did, however, capture a film of a never-before-seen bunny rave…
Prussia=Awesome: Holy cake. * faints*
Jadestone: ALSO I know this is going to break everyone’s worlds but at least one of these nights I was asleep before 11pm, possibly…
*Cskia: I love seeing you happy. Congrats!
“With regards to the interacting with professors what exactly is one supposed to say? I mean, I never really have questions about the Angels, as in the big feathery things.”
–Lizzie, Choklit
“This just means you’re one of us eclectics. We want to do everything, and know nothing beats an astronaut. Ever.”
–Paul Baker, the person that is very fond of guavas
“For me yesterday it was “Great Southern Land†and “You Are A Pirateâ€.”
–KaiYves
“Argh! What is this, Drive Robert Crazy Day? (More than any other day on MuseBlog, I mean.) Let’s take this … As a vegetarian.”
Robert, Randomosity101
And today: “It is as though the place had been visited at full moon by demented monkeys.â€
–KaiYves
Welcome to high school. I predict that you will be doing this a lot.
–Choklit
“You know, Hobbes, some days even my lucky rocketship underpants don’t help.â€
–Cat’s Meow
I think life would be a lot less stressful if we all had cuddly pet giraffes. (The miniature kind,…
–Choklit
the person who is very fond of guavas: It is a really bad idea to confuse nail polish remover for mouthwash.
LittleBasementKitten: Try a Little Priest (Hole): *cheers* Good for you, R101! I’ve done something similar once (we did all right…
Bibli- I hadn’t realized this thread was currently active. Your (recent) comments are hilarious.
“This is Vendy with your Fact of the Day As you might know, the Mars rover Curiosity landed itself on the person who is very fond of guavas: It is a really bad idea to confuse nail polish remover for mouthwash.”
-Vendeval, Bibliophile
“Happy Chinese New Year! Called my parents and sister, at my grandparents’ in Belfast! Northern Ireland!”
-Selenium, Jadestone
“I think it was two summers ago that I was walking with my mom in Southampton and saw a big stuffed Firefly? The picture is pretty small, so I can’t tell… Looks like Jayne from here, though…”
-KaiYves, Cinamoon
muselover: “envyenvyenvyenvyenvy jeffmangumenvyenvyen vyenvyenvyenvy”
Agent Lightning: “You poor, unfortunate soul.”
KaiYves: “Did you call Poison Control?”
Choklit Orange: “If you don’t have a panic closet, panic bathtubs are also very good. Ensure that you have fuzzy socks and a laptop…”
shadowfire: “You know, I was just thinking that. I like that this blog exists.”
The first one is hilarious.
muselover: envyenvyenvyenvyenvy jeffmangumenvyenvyen vyenvyenvyenvy
Jadestone – What I Learned Today, 2012: I almost applied to an REU where I would have been measuring this! Instead I applied to one where instead they are taking…
KaiYves: … Jimmy Smits?
Choklit Orange: No, one tries to keep one’s fuzzy socks dry at all times.
In reverse order:
Me: “You’re not going to disappear.”
Lizzie: “Supposed to be another 8 or so inches of snow on Sunday, though…”
Rebecca Lasley, Administrator: One of my classes in grad school had a special “backstage tour of…
POSOC: THAT NIGHTED, PENGUIN-FRINGED ABYSS
Also
KaiYves: There’s nothing wrong with getting excited, polar science is awesome, extremophiles are awesome…
Robert Coontz, Administrator: Well, one of those three statements is true, anyway. Happy birthday! *pies*
Rebecca Lasley, Administrator: Definitely not. **coughcoughnothingtoseeherecoughcough**
But mostly the first one, for obvious reasons.
In a similar vein…
Paul Baker, Administrator: Life lesson: you get old on the outside. Nothing much you can do about it except eat…
POSOC: THAT NIGHTED, PENGUIN-FRINGED ABYSS
Penguin-fringed abysses go with everything.
Groundhog: Do you have a pattern? Or photos? *wants to crochet a cephalopod too*
Rebecca Lasley (Administrator): Penguin-fringed abysses go with everything.
Paul Baker (Administrator): I think we may have to create a permanent record of “Things you only hear on MuseBlog”.
Randomosity101: I had to come to this thread for no other reason than the name! Arsenic! Arsenic!
LittleBasementKitten: OH MY CAKE YES! I thought everything would be sorted out in high school, but NOPE. idiots still exist here, Maybe…
Maths Lover♥- Good to see this! I forgot i had this issue
Robert Coontz (Administrator)- So you did.
Catwings/LittleDancingIrishGirl- *phew*
((FYI they are all one conversation. sorry if they don’t look like it, and i didn’t mean to make LittleBasementKitten to insult Randomosity101. i just thought it would be funny
))
That one’s especially funny when you take ‘issue’ to mean ‘problem.’
This made me laugh my head off.
Always Bring a Bananna to a Party (me)- I never intended my name to reincarnate, but oops.
.
Randomosity101 – Really? How unfortunate. Insanity does NOT run in my family.
.
Randomosity101 – This made me laugh my head off.(aboveish)
FantasyFan?!?! – The work. It never ends! I am going to be so busy this weekend, you have no idea…don…
TNÖ – …I love you. And now I know how I’m spending the rest of *my* evening…
Always Bring a Bananna to a Party: I’ve been drawing parabolas. A lot of parabolas.
Lizzie: Skype lets you do that.
Cello-Playing Mathematician: I would reconsider the computer science course–it is actually…
Maths Lover: Cskia![…]
KaiYves: I think that was in Cricket? But his name was John Snow and there’s a book about him called…
Always Bring a Banana to a Party: “Three Cheese Queso.”[…]
Muselover: This is exactly how I feel about J. K. Rowling.
Alternatively:
Midnight Fiddler, Cello-Playing Mathematician: Announcement over the stage mic to the green room: “Hey could someone please tell Hale I would reconsider the computer science course[…]
Agent Lightning: Ouch… that’s harsh so close to a performance. Good luck coping with it…
Paul Baker, Administrator: It really does sound like a medical condition. Please get it checked out.[…]
bookgirl_me: I generally tend to watch My Little Pony under those circumstances. The theme song is also very good for drowning out…
Maths Lover: Cskia!
(You know I would never actually want to drown you out. You’re caring and smart and kind and funny and I’m always interested in what you have to say).
Maths Lover: I’m here right now partly because I’m somewhat lonely, and mainly because I’m…
Jadestone: Wales!!
Also…
Always Bring a Banana to a Party: Where else besides Netflix can I find Doctor Who? …
Jadestone: Wales!!
Agent Lightning (on Quotations): “Disney’s Cinderella discriminates against girls with big feet!”
Agent Lightning (on What I Learned Today): High heels were originally designed for butchers.
Bibliophile – Quotations, v. 2012: Why the Disney version in particular?
Choklit Orange – April Random Thread: Are You Prejudiced?: Are you experiencing violent urges and/or a sense of militaristic honor?
Luna the Lovely: Aw, she’s a beautiful girl too.
Choklit Orange: As am I.
fireh: “…and so we can conclude that one of the kings of Rome was a Tyrannosaurus Rex.†[…]
POSOC: This one is just as adorable. I think it’s the ears.
Catwings: Glad he still makes house calls.
Lizzie: I was just thinking – 70% of the Earth is covered in water. That’s a lot of dinosaur pee.
Paul: I have now watched about half of it. Excellent stuff!
Also
Agent Lightning: So, about that film score… I can’t write for full orchestra…
Bibliophile: And you drink it. Have a nice day!
Catwings, Midnight Fiddler, Always Bring a Banana to a Party: Lets all huddle together at my place… to spend our night alone. I think it IS all im doing.. i hardy ever get out since clearly I am too trusting, too accommodating, too emotionally involved with life, and too good at pretending to be squids.
Rebecca, Agent Lightning: I feel your pain. I haven’t found a shoe in a store in at least 10 years. (Boots excepted, since they can stop trying to impregnate my trombone!
Also:
Agent Lightning: “Stop trying to impregnate my trombone!†…
Bibliophile: I think it’s perfectly fine! It definitely doesn’t mean that you’re going crazy. If it makes you happy,…
Robert: Spoken like a true cat.
FantasyFan?!?! – The Hare and Hedgepig, v. V: Yeah. A lot of the time, history classes don’t tell the interesting parts. My high school history class was pretty…
Randomosity101 – June Random Thread: Cats and Dogs: Well, I wanted it to be eye-catching…
Piggy – June Random Thread: Cats and Dogs: You should try and get banned from entering the DPRK. I’ve always thought that would be a fun life goal.
Rebecca Lasley (Administrator) – Calendar: Thanks, I feel better about my mind now.
Choklit Orange: I wrote a letter to the Thai embassy in Singapore for a school project once (we were practicing business letters),…
Robert: Lisa disagrees. It’s a long story.
Me: I have really gone and done it. I have actually managed to bruise my eyeball on a pillow.
KaiYves: Certainly, you are an incredibly intelligent and dedicated woman.
☼Cᴀtwiᴎgs: Exactly like the old Batman series.
Ritual sacrifices?
Thank you very much. I shall snuggle them to alleviate my anxiety.
-Both shadowfire
Agent Lightning: Okay, what exactly does one do with a boyfriend? What are they for?
I keep mine around largely because he can’t raise a single eyebrow or make a tongue do the tube/taco thing. So, he is a Cold, Slimy Cephalopod that know the Doctor? Are you a companion in Valinor?
-Dodecahedron, KaiYves, Eggy Rice, shadowfire, Choklit Orange, Robert Coontz, Catwings, Robert Coontz, Bookgirl_me
(I might be breaking the rules with that last one. Sorry.)
Selenium the Quafflebird: Not all Etonians are good dancers!
The Man For Aeiou: I love textbooks that snark like that.
KaiYves: Gotta go, Julia, we got cows…
Katherine Wingcat Swordfighting Hero: Oh, peh…
Piggy: Oh, it was a blast! Sure, they’re dangerous, but…
Paul Baker (Administrator): Glad it’s cleared up. Let’s hope it buzzes off permanently.
Muselover: And why to you have to write in cursive?
Robert Coontz (Administrator): It solemnizes the oath — like signing in blood.
Robert Coontz: “A Johnny-come-lately.”
no.”
Catwings: ”
Also…
Piggy: “Yegads, I’m a day early. I’ll forget my own birthday next.”
Robert Coontz: “‘Twas ever thus, and I’m afraid you can’t.”
oxlin: Cool! Then I recommend The Number Devil or videos by Vi Hart (should be find-able on youtube.)
Maths Lover ♥: *drools*
Catwings: …I guess I’ll see you on the writing thread….
bookgirl_me: Awesome! I just hope he brought an umbrella.
———–
Catwings: I have epileptic guinea pigs. Every time we turn our backs on them, they’re kicking their bedding halfway across the room.
Robert Coontz (Administrator): I’d say your life ROCKS.
———–
These went together so perfectly, I had to let you guys see them.
I have to admit, the first one is my favorite of these two. But they’re both hilarious!
Lizzie: no rule that you can’t write songs about liturgical fans and / or corals
KaiYves: And it was good. Dr. Tyson can indeed do it well.
Me: “The storks gave the boy that started it a dead baby as revenge!†…
ZNZ: Isn’t that the point of commercials?
Alternative:
Robert: Ugh, commercials. I’d forgotten about them.
Me: “The storks gave the boy that started it a dead baby as revenge!†…
Rebecca: True, but on many shows there’s no need to wait for them.
Randomosity101: Wait, you’re in Nebraska?!
Robert Coontz (Administrator): Yes.
Luna the Lovely: […] I feel I should be less disappointed.
Randomosity101: I honestly had no idea…
-OR-
Rós þyrnir: Oops, didn’t mean to pie that. No schadenfreude intended!
Randomosity101: I honestly had no idea…
In reverse order:
Me: “I saw a 22-degree halo for the first time today (a faint-ish rainbow circle around the sun), with what I think was a…”
Robert: “Oh, the rigors of field work.”
Agent Lightning: “Microsoft bought mojang. Thoughts, anyone?”
Robert Coontz: “So you’re going to become a nun?”
KaiYves: “Oh, if there is ever an opening for a semi-crazy German geologist GAPA, I recommend him.”
Robert Coontz: “Sounds as if he would fit right in.”
Robert: “Decades aren’t what they used to be.”
Oxlin: “Moxy Fruvous! They’re from the 90s. …”
This can be seen as either praising or disparaging the 1990s depending on the mood of the reader.
Kokonilly- Finished finals today! …broke my phone’s screen and touch screen today. You win some, you lose some.
POSOC – What can I say? I’m a sucker for a God-Emperor archetype.
Rainbow*Storm: “Love it! Maybe he wants his grandchild to carry on important memories of the supposedly worthless planet?”
Noah2136: “Like in Friends?”
Wow, I never knew “Friends” was so interesting, I thought it was just about some roommates…
Haha, I was joking — nothing like that happens in Friends. (But I enjoyed it! It’s a sitcom, sure, but enjoyable nonetheless.)
I was joking, too.
Glassboro: gender roles: I have to go to work but I have a lot of feelings
Rós: Morning update: My face is very stiff but not too sore. I can’t really eat anything that involves chewing due to the…
Working as a chewing gum tester?
Agent Lightning: “You still have most of your fingers.†“I guess…â€
KaiYves: That’s awesome! Aim high!
KaiYves: “#*^% umbrella broke after less than a month…”
POSOC: “Told you!”
Rós: Biology lab! We were all asked to bring moss samples – mine didn’t have any tardigrades, but it did have a nematode.
KaiYves: I went and bought one in a box tonight so I can eat it for breakfast tomorrow.
I would never eat tardigrades! Or nematodes! Maybe moss if I was starving, though.
YinYangSpirit12: I’ve bought a bulb, and I’m kinda… Lazy.
KaiYves: I went and bought one in a box tonight so I can eat it for breakfast tomorrow.
KaiYves: “Spaghetti for breakfast, like being back in Australia.”
Cat’s Meow: “Maybe that’s how everybody else has felt and what everbody else has done since 2007.”
It’s funny because I went to Australia in 2007.