First step is to pick Muses. So far the following roles have been filled:
Kokopelli (Ebeth)
Mimi (mutant_hairy_thing)
Urania (MontgomeryGurl)
Aeiou (Phoenix)
Bo (Phoenix Elassë-Adæl)
Chad (Phoebe)
Crraw (Krissy also known as Kricket)
Pwt (Sheep lilbro777)
Feather (KitKat)
Non-Muses who have appeared so far:
Devil (Kokopelli’s puppy; a non-speaking but very active role) (Sheep)
Tenrecs (Lizzie)
Hot-pink bunnies (Neo)
Oog the cave person (Lorelei)
Professor Cosmo Mastiff (random rohan freak)
Blind cave fish (Rabid Pansy)
Star-nosed mole (ChinTsu)
Also possible:
Various editors, cartoonists, and celebrity guests
I’ll be Chad!
I want to be Crraw!!!!! No wait I meant to say: I’ll be Crraw!!!!!!!
I will be Pwt!
2 more!!
HUZZAH!!! HOORAY!!! YIPPEE!!!!
happy days…
Muahahahaha.. Sheep, you will soon be sorry you chose Pwt… When winter break comes, mutant_hairy_thing will come to Kokonino County…
So lalalalalal…
I’m going to check th efan mail because all of th other Muses aren’t here!
*walks to pile of letters and takes a few letters*
Interesting…good…yeah…huh? What’s this?
*reads front of letter*
“To: Pwt Fron:mutant_hairy_thing”
Uhh….. *thinks*
Pwt probably isn’t ready to handle this at the moment I guess. And if Koko sees that someone doesn’t think he’s hot, there’s going ot be a Muse war. Sorry MHT, I have to throw it into the FMP
(Me:NOOOIOOOOOOOOOO! WHY, OH CRUEL WORLD????)
Lalala.. I”m going to-WOOAAHHH!!!!
*trips over Devil, who appeared out of nowhere, fall into black hole(FMP), grabs onto ledge*
HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELP!!!!!!!!! Someone save me!!!!
Urania’s back!!! *cheers* I have a question; Once this thing really get going, should I change my name to Urania whem I post on it? Or so I just keep it MontgomeryGurl and assume everyone knows who my character is?
I think we should actually know whether we should change our post names or not?
Be warned! Crraw has entered the site!!!!!!!! yahhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!! *screams loudly in delight* go Crraw go Crraw go Crraw go Crraw!!!!!!! *screams again but in fear*
No Koko leave me alone!!!!!!! Go throw a pie in Voldemort’s face just leave me alone!!!!!!
Koko- Hey good idea!!!!!!!!! To Voldemort!!!!! *swooshes off to throw pies at Voldiemort*
Hmm… Changing your post names might make for a stronger illusion. On the other hand, keeping them the same would be less confusing for newcomers and would make it harder for anyone to “hijack” your character. On balance, I’d say keep your regular names and name your character in what you write. Anyone have a strong preference to the contrary?
Come on people!!!!! No one wants to be Feather or Bo? This is a once in a life-time opportunity to be a Muse!!!!!!!! Don’t ignore it, come on and see what it feels like!!!!!!!!!!
If no one signs up, I’ll also take Bo.
i think we should put our character at the top like this
Koko
and then put our post. unless ur not koko. cuz koko is meeeee!!!
but yah. or maybe we could put our character and then our name at the top like Koko/Ebeth The Lurker. or something.
Come on we need two people to be Feather and Bo!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I’m going off to search for volunteers… (aka email Kitten)
In case you people forgot I AM CRRAW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! uh oh here comes Koko… RUN!!!! HIDE!!!!!! SCREAM!!!!!!!!
i just realixed that since we started up this RPG, no one but the people who have signed up for it already have been on the blog!!! How weird is that? Like, it’s been a little while since ChinTsu or Grant O. have been here, or if not a while at least since before this thread was started. So maybe we’re all actually screaming at each other to sign up, even though we already have. Just an idle observation.
hehe… your right, MontgomoryGurl. I’ll be Bo as well.
Chad walks over to the ledge and sees Mimi hanging there. “Hi,” he says. “Want some genetically engineered artificial prune juice?”
Can I be a muse that’s new?
*gasp* No one took feather? Then I shall be FEATHER!!!!
I know feather is a bit blank, but he’s quite cute too. VERY interesting.
KitKat,
Feather isn’t blank–just slow. He has distinctive character traits. He’s crazy about doughnuts, knows all about plants, and is at least 2,600 years old. I’m sure he’ll give you plenty to work with.
Robert
Suddenly Crraw flies over to Chad and Mimi and starts zipping around their heads! WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I’m hyyyppeerr!!!!!!!!! WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
MIMI
Crraw stop being hyper nd get me out of here!!!!!!!!
Help!!!!! Chad save me!!!!!!
Oh wait.. I forgot to dump MHT’s letter*dumps it*
Ok now you can save me.ARRRRRRRGHHHHHH!!!!!!
Urania
*Urania steps inside from star gazing.*
What’s going on, fellow Muses? I see that Kokopelli is absent. I would be delighted at such news, except that I know he is only busy making pies.
I have observed what you have done on the thread so far, and I am not sure I exactly follow what has happened so far. I would get Chad to make me a transmogrofibulator to tranlslate the posts and show me what happened, but he’s also absent from our ranks at the moment.
Koko
*sneak sneak sneak*
hello urania!! miss me??
*SPLAT!!!*
*koko runs off laughing maniacally and tossing letters, pies, and random possessions of the other muses down the fmp*
OC: feather rocks. totally. so wait, is phoenix playing aeiou and bo?
I want to be either AEIOU or Bo since Pheonix is both and it is no fair that she gets two and I get none…
CHAD
“I suspect she discombobulated the gravitational force of the magnetic field’s ultraviolet xenphobic obsessive compulsive hyperactivity,” says Chad.
All the muses stare blankly at him.
“Hem hem,” says Chad. “She fell into the Fan Mail Pit.”
Wait! Phoenix gets double Muses? NO FAIR! *falls down in tantrum on floor* Can I be Bo? Pweezy Pweezy Pweezy? I’m good with factoids, at least all my teachers say so.
Urania
I did not stare blankly at you, it must have just been a figment of your imagination. But, could you build me some sort of pie force-field? I would really appreciate it!!!!!!
CRRAW
I DO NOT stare… maybe a little… Well he was confusing me!!!!!!!! Could Chad talk English some time? Pleasepleasepleasepleaseplease… He could build us a pie force-field…
Phoenix,
Would you like to relinquish one of your roles so that Elasse-Adael (#23) can join the RPG? We’ll have to create another role for RRF (#25). How about Devil (non-speaking but plenty of action)?
Robert
Koko
NOOO!!! No pie force fields!!! please chad!! I’m your best buddy!! DON’T DO THIS TO ME!!!!!!!!!!!
IT’S URANIA’S FAULT!! EVERYTHING IS URANIA’S FAULT!!! and crraw! I thought you were my friend!!!
Well fine then! humph. devil still loves me!!! *sulk*
this is what you get crraw!! *SPLAT!!*
I WANT TO BE THE TENRECS!!!!!!
Only I probably won’t be online that much in the next few years, but that’s okay…
Urania
Hahahaha!!! *crazed laughter* I have finally made Kokopelli mad!! It almost all seems worth it just for that moment!!! *realizes how strange that sounded, considering that when Koko is mad he hits her with pies* Hehe. I didn’t really mean that. It must be that all the star gazing reacted with the pie to create a moment of insanity, and the delay was a result of anger at Kokopelli. It makes perfect sense!! What? What’s that you say? *whispered converstion* That’s impossible and doesn’t even make sense? Hmph. *wishes she could make herself all-powerful and depose all the inconvenient facts in the thread*
The tenrecs crawl into the scene, and realize they have no idea what is going on.
“Yes,” says Chad, “But everyone else did. Anyway, the yeptoplasmic rays being emitted from Kokopelli’s anntenae and the aura of his missles may well prove a pie force field impossible.”
Urania
you just mean that you think the Muse Administrator People wouldn’t like jot if you did!!! Come on, nothing is impossible!!! I have an aura of the stars and my ideas must emit some kind of rays, so can’t you work with those to create a personal pie force-field just for me?
Koko
mwahaha…this should teach urania…
*sneaks up behind her with a large ollalieberry pie in his throwing hand…*
Urania
*Spins around and spots Koko. Jumps away and behind a chair.* What do you mean, teach me? I already knew you were immature and spiteful, so what would this teach me? It might teach me that you’re also completely unoriginal, I guess. If we make a pie shield, then you can come up with some other weapon. This will be good for you, it will get you out of the rut you’ve become stuck in!!
The tenrecs cross directly in front of Koko, as he is sneaking up behind Urania.
Koko
*trips over the tenrecs* AAAAHH!!! *falls over. the pie flies up into the air and falls on his face.*
well that worked out… *sulk*
CRRAW
hey!!!!!!!! That was a disgusting pie!!!!!!! You got what you deserved!! hahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!! *whispers to Koko* Hey I found out a new recipe for vomit tasting pies. Want to know what it is?
I shall be the Hot pink bunnies general!
I go over to my bookshelf and leaf through my two foot long collection to find some forgotten character to be for the few times that I come to the Museblog. I shall be Ooooooog!
Oog
I run out of a cave that suddenly appears on the scene. (where are we, anyway?) I squint at the tenrec and some kakapo. I return to my cave.
fine, I relenquish Bo.
Aeiou
Aeiou glides gracefully on to the scene, observing the chaos Kokopelli has generated. She hesitates for a moment, and then does something she has never done before: talks.
“greetings and salutations, fellow Muses. Friend Craaw, do you truly t hink providing our companion Kokopelli withyet another pie recipe is wise?”
Vomit pie!!! Disgusting!!!*asks Craww in whisper*What’s the recipe?
who’s Oog?
Hot Pink Bunny General
Provide him with the pie recipe please!!!! Vomit pie! Vomit pie! *leads army in fanatical cheering* Just don’t pie me! Now, where are those dastardly cats and dogs I must censor?
Aeiou
Aeiou, finished with rebuking Craaw, walks over to Oog’s cave and calls, “greetings, friend Oog. I have not seen you since the evolution issue of Muse, where you had an interview with the editors and taught us to play the game, “Rock, Rock, Rock”! how do you fare?”
Hot Pink Bunny General
Rock, rock rock! I wanna play. *shakes nonexistent hands*rock, rock, rock. Aw man! thats the thirtieth tie in a row!
*is at loss of something to do*
Forget Devil. I wanna be Professor Cosmo Mastiff!
Professor Cosmo Mastiff
Rock, Rock, Rock! I win because I make better rocks because I have paws. HA!
Tune in whenever I’m really bored next to learn how to make yummy *doggy snort of derision* spaghetti for your humans.
For uninitiates, I appeared in a looooong-ago issue entitled “Do Animals Think?” Of course we do. And we drool, so we’re really cool.
ohohoh can i be b. cave fish in the Nov/Dec issue i would consider that a celeberty guest can someone tell me if i can or not?
CRRAW
How ’bout doggy drool pie for Koko?
#49 — I suppose a few blind cave fish couldn’t hurt.
b. cavefish:
i hate gollum he eats too many of us the stinker. i like that guy who made a poem about me. the only good thing about my life is the darkness of my cave.
MIMI
*finnally crawls of of FMP*
Koko you bad boy! You shold know better! And Crraw, how could you betray us?
I’m going to visit Oog. At least he’s not evil like all of you!!!
Hi Oog! Hi Aeiou!
CHAD
“Hmmm,” he says, “It would be a lot simpler to just have the tenerecs follow you around.
Koko
*pops out from hiding in a cave*
*whisper* psst! crraw! over here!
CRRAW
you aren’t going to hit me witha pie are you? Koko tell the truth! Mimi, I’m just helping Koko so I can put a pie in Pwt’s face!!!!!!!! I hate it when he tries to catch me!!!!!!!!!! (I also hate it when Koko calls me over to him so Pwt can chase me round and round again)
Bo
The Mongols are being absorbed by China.
CRRAW
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Wait, what are the Mongols?
Hot Pink Bunny General
My army has come to assist thee pie throwing schemes Kokopelli. We are great pie chefs *all bunnies don ridiculously large chef hats*
I am no longer Pwt so it is free for anyone.
Is anyone devil? if not I will be him instead!
Bo
Mongols: nomadic peoples who live in Mongolia, a grassland country neigboring China and Russia. famous for the taking over Rome with the Golden Horde, led by general Gengis Kahn.
Koko
ok crraw here’s the deal-I pie pwt, you compose a theme song for me. a good one. one that rhymes. have it end with a pie in somebody’s face. and make it LOUD no objections to obnoxious either. you do that and pwt gets a total of three pies in the face, of your choice. deal?
Urania
Why would Craww want to see three ies in Pwt’s (who is a girl) face? I am still hoping that Craww does not have all those juvenile tendencies that abound so prevelantly in you, Kokopelli.
CRRAW
what’s a ies?
hem hem
ohhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!
Koko is the ruler of the piiiiieeeeeeees!
He tricks and splats and practically always liiiiiiieeeees!
ohhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!
Pwt, Urania, and Booooo,
Had better watch out for Kokoooooo!!
SPLAT! SPLAT!!!!
Was that good?
[b]Hot Pink Bunny General[/b]
yes! yes! pie Pwt(who is a boy)! *scribbled down lyrics* *begin baking pies*
(\ /)
(0.o)
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Koko
brilliant!!! now what kind of pies do you want? *beckons to Hot Pink Bunnies*
CRRAW
any type of disgusting pie you can make!!!!! for Pwt I mean!!!! NOT ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Koko
OC: thinks are in italics for me k? that work?
OC: OCs are in italics w/OC: in front
darn he foiled my awesome evil plot!!! *sulk*
Kay dokie! Yoohoo! Devil!!! come here! good boy!! nice doggy! *whistles*
mwahahahaha…
Aeiou
Aeiou, forseeing chaos, runs over to Devil and ties him up with her sleeves.
Devil
devil goes over to koko and eats one of his pies he is hiding behinde himself.
Koko
*koko unties devil and scowls at aeiou. he then holds out the remainder of the pies in his hand*
come on devil, just drool a bit, good boy!
Feather
How do you know out biology? I can tell you many things about gross foods. I make them in abundance….:)
CRRAW
Do NOT throw any pies at ME!!!!! Only at Pwt! And get that Devil off me!
Koko
Devil! down boy! off of crraw! he’s my business partner! for now. heh. *ahem* i mean, erm… yes. get down! come on! drool on this nice little pie here!!!
*sees feather* oh feather! got any new erm…*ahem* discoveries?? like as in..maybe…some….pie ingredients??
CRRAW
for now!!!!! *thinks to himself* I know! While Koko’s busy throwing pies at Pwt, I’ll run and hide somewhere so he can’t splat me witha pie after he splats Pwt! Of course he’ll get me when I come back but for now… *says to Koko* Thanks for getting Devil off me!!!!!! Eww!!!! He drooled on me!!!
Koko
OC: I can’t throw the pies yet because we don’t have a pwt!!! Who wants to be pwt? come on you know you want to!!! even if you’re about to get hit with a pie….
Pwt (temporarily)
Pwt walks on to the scene and sees Koko with the pie.
“AAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUHHHHHHHHHHHHGGGGGGG!” he screams, and then runs away.
CRRAW
pwt!! It’s okay! he’s just trying to scare you!! AHHHH!!!!!! No don’t chase me! *flies behind Koko* now!! Throw it!!!!!! I’ll distract him… *thinks* if I can fly away while Koko is trying to pie Pwt… Then I won’t get pied! Well at least for the meantime… Uh Koko? I’ll go watch from a safe distance over there…
Koko
*runs after pwt w/pie in hand*
YOU SHALL NOT ESCAPE THE WRATH OF KOKO!!! uh…well…erm….
YOU SHALL NOT ESCAPE THE ALLIANCE OF KOKO AND CRRAW!! AND THE WRATH OF CRRAW!!!!
erm…well…the temporary alliance i should say…hem hem.
*Koko throws the pie at Pwt, waiting for the lovely SPLAT sound*
yay! song time! hey hot pink bunnies, come here!
*whisper* i want you guys to be my choir ok? just sing this song whenever I do something amazingly cool.
*sings*
ohhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!
Koko is the ruler of the piiiiieeeeeeees!
He tricks and splats and practically always liiiiiiieeeees!
ohhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!
Pwt, Urania, and Booooo,
Had better watch out for Kokoooooo!!
SPLAT! SPLAT!!!!
got that? ok start singing!
Feather
Yessirebob. I have found exactly 3,418 disgusting ingredients. I’ll give you the top ten.
* Lucoda Baracuda
* Samago Linkv
*tisbob le dundra
* Forbidden Relagaocghnad
*Polapagos
* Twidnib
* Crustnollocu
*Shallmein
* Tres Cont Verrie
*Loopno
Pwt
just before the thrown pie hits the back of Pwt’s fleeing head, he notices Craaw and makes a sharp about-face, waving his net wildly. He swipes at Craaw but misses and catches the pie instead.
Aeiou
Aeiou, senseing foreshadowing, ducks.
Bo
“Newton’s first law of Inertia states that an object at rest or in motion will not change conditions unless acted upon by an outside force,” says Bo, pausing in her chewing and staring into space.
CHAD
Chad quietly observes the goings-on from the sidelines.
PROFESSOR COSMO MASTIFF
PCM got bored with just sitting around waiting for that lazy RRF to go online, so he walked. Unfrotunately, this means I have nobody to torture in the RPG. SO I GET PWT!! HAAAA!!
PWT
“Got you, Crraw! At LAST!” Pwt dances around for sheer glee. “We’re so happy, preciousssss, so happy, we is, we is!”
Pwt watches everyone back away very slowly. He never got why people tend to worry when he turned into Gollumpwt.
“What’s wrong?” he says, looking at his net.
Oh.
Pwt gets a murderous gleam in his cartoon eyes and flings the pie at Kokopelli, thus making himself the outside force that acts upon the pie by Newton’s first law of Inertia.
PWT
*evil laughter*
Hmmmmmmmmmmmm I can be the star nosed mole.
STAR NOSED MOLE
*digging*
*pops up in front of Koko*
*notices pie*
Uh oh
CRRAW
*sneaks quietly away to his hide out*
Koko
*hits the ground screaming hysterically and covering his head w/his hands*
PWT
Where did that bird go? Where is he?
*runs off in search of Crraw and bumps into PCM*
I thought you walked!
PCM
Maybe I did.
And maybe I didn’t.
Say, you’re the Muse of all animals, including humans. Tell me something: do humans think? The question has plagued me since 1998.
PWT
*growls* All right. Humans can be proven to think, although they are only the fourth most intelligent creatures on the planet (after mice, dolphins, and Muses with the exception of Crraw and Feather,) because…
*He is detained by the good Professor’s questions a while longer*
Koko
*grabs another pie from his pile (remember he had 3 to start) and sneaks up behind pwt.*
*whisper* ready…aim…*shout* FIRE!!!
*SPLAT!!!*
*runs away laughing maniacally*
MIMI
STOP THIS AT ONCE!!!!
*presses button on a remote control thing*
Heheheheh…taste you own medicine…
*Smart pies fly out of sky and aim at Koko, Crraw, Devil, and Chad*
CRRAW
ACK!!!!!!!! *runs under cover shelter and pushes STOP button on his remote therefore canceling the bombard of pies flying at him but not Koko or Devil* *hides*
Hot Pink Bunny General
Finaly, we have finished our giant pie!*gasps as smart pies fly at Koko, Devil, and Chad* Quickly! AIIIIIIIIM! FIREEEEEEEEE!!!!*launches giant pie from onager at smart pies* Splatttttttt!!!
Koko
*giant pie and smart pies collide harmlessly and fall down. Bits of pie fly wow that rhymed*
everybody’s so meeean to me!! *runs off to his house to sulk and devise more evil plots*
*pauses*
oh yes, hot pink bunny choir? this would be a way more dramatic exit if i had the song *nudgenudgewinkwink*
Bo
*shows up to a very dramatice entrance song performed by a hot pink bunny choir* Hello everyone! Why did they play a dramatic entrance song for me?
CRRAW
hi everyone!!!! What’d i miss? *Mimi advances toward him* uh oh… RUNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *runs away followed by Mimi*
Feather
AAAAAAAAAACCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKK!!!!!
*mushes millions of Krispy Glop (from the book, y’know) doughnuts together and threatens to throw it, takes another look and decides to eat it but cannot lift it because of it’s amazing density!*
SSSSSSSQQQQQQQQWWWWWWAAAAAKKKKK!!!!
*in desperation to eat it rolls it over a cliff and tumbles after and it lands straight into Koko*
Koko
pardon me for doing so, but I couldn’t resist, ebeth.
Now that was some pie…
LLLAAADDOOOAAAACCCCKKKK!!!!!
*feather thumps chest in victory because he made the ultimate pie that even Kokopelli, the ultimate pie maker had to praise but little does the slow feather know that actually Koko said that to use it for exactly the purpose it worked for…a distraction!!!*
PPLLLAAAGGGOOOOPPPPP!
*sound of a wierd mimick of the splat of Koko’s extra gross pie feather made. Feather is in a very bizzarre mood today.*
*gasp* I…am…tired…need…Krispy…Glop…doughnuts…now…
Well, later folks.
PWT
*lies on ground w/ pie on face*
I don’t know if I can go on living like this…
Nobody loves me.
*collapses in puddle of sadness*
HOT-PINK BUNNY CHOIR
*singing to tune of ‘London Bridge’*
We are here to cheer you up, cheer you up, cheer you up!
We are here to cheer you up
Our ugly Pwt!
Don’t be sad, Pwt, don’t be sad, don’t be sad, don’t be sad!
Don’t be sad, Pwt, don’t be sad
Really ugly Pwt!
Just because you like dogs, you like cats, you like dogs
Just because you like cats and dogs
Doesn’t mean we hate you!
PWT
Kill me now.
PWT
*stabs self with net*
HPBC
*collective and in-tune gasp*
RRF
*100th post dance*
PWT
I’m not dead yet…
PCM
That, my dull human friends, is a Monty Python reference. And get out, dull human RRF. You don’t belong in Muse RPG.
RRF
*cries*
Koko
*gasp* did somebody say monty python??
*sulks* HOT PINK BUNNIES!!! Sing my song now!! I want you to sing my song because i’m an obnoxious whiny muse who will throw a pie at you if you don’t please my ego!!! SING THE KOKO SONG!!!
*strikes dramatic pose with a foot on pwt’s not-quite-dead body*
CHAD
*Insonspicuously feeds Pwt health – improving artificial prune juice.*
CRRAW
I’ll be going now… Ack!!!!!! Pwt’s dead!!!! why! why did this have to happen!!!! WHY!!!!!!!!!! *sobs for about a minute* well I’m going to spread my new poem around the world… Wait!!!!!! I can’t find it!!!!
(Can one of you Administraters make that into a contest?)
Feather
PWT!!! I wonder if these poisonous olvark mushrooms will revive him? Two negatives equal a positive…heh..heh..I suppose this isn’t the time to be cracking jokes.
PINK BUNNY CHOIR!!!! SING A FUNERAL SONG!
Where is Devil? He’s missing all the fun.
I’ll be Devil for now.
DEVIL
*runs up to Pwt, sniffs him* Suddenly a net drops on Devil’s head!!! ARRRRRRROOOOOOOOWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!! *runs back to Koko as the not-dead-yet Pwt rises and… and… uhhhhhh… little help here!*
MIMI
Where’s my entrance song?!?!!?!?!?!?!
*sees Pwt*
well, well, Pwt is still alive… TIME TO GET KOKO!!!!!ARRRRGGH!
*finds Koko and ties him to chair*
TIME FOR A LECTURE!!!
Koko
NO!!! not one of mimi’s lectures!!! SAVE ME FELLOW MUSES!!! I LOVE YOU ALL AND AM SORRY IF I EVER PIED ANYBODY!!!!
CRRAW
no you aren’t sorry… Koko our buisness deal is OFF!!!!!!!! so there! now for the lecture. just let me go get my ear plugs… Ack!!!!!!!! Pwt I’m sorry!!!!! stop chasing me!!!!!!!! and give me back my ear plugs! *flies around in a frenzied state*
Aeiou
Aeiou takes out a handheld GPS and a camera and begins to throw a net over a female werewolf. Uncle whats-his-face pulls up in a white car.
Werewolf: hey! whatch where you’re putting that net!
Koko
haha you already wrote the song!!! we have no deal anymore!!! nyah nyay!!! *sticks out tongue at crraw. begins singing*
ohhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!
Koko is the ruler of the piiiiieeeeeeees!
He tricks and splats and practically always liiiiiiieeeees!
ohhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!
Pwt, Urania, and Booooo, (AND CRRAW!!!)
Had better watch out for Kokoooooo!!
SPLAT! SPLAT!!!!
CRRAW
no no no… you got it wrong koko… my name isn’t in the song… *sighs*
*blasphemously beats everybody in rock-rock-rock*
Tenrecs:
Begin eating the pie scattered all over the ground.
STAR NOSED MOLE
(to tenrecs) hi cousins! Mind sharing that pie?
Tenrecs:
*move over* Help yourself!
Koko
I added your name in! Because you’d better watch out for me!!!
*goes into the corner and sulks*
*takes out flute (/oboe/clarinet/whateverthethingis) and plays saaaaaad song*
*song gets happier*
*koko gets happier*
*koko gets up and starts dancing around the room playing happy cheery fluty music*
Feather
Koko? Koko. KKKKKOOOOOKKKKKOOOOO.
Ooh. Is that the disco.
Ooh, ooh, ooh,
stayin’ alive,
uhha.
Ooh, ooh, ooh,
stayin’ alive,
uhha.
Ooh, ooh, ooh,
stayin’ alive,
uhha.
*does disco for 8 hours*
Aeiou
Aeiou pulls out a high-teck laptop and begins to program feverishly, chuckling evily.
PWT
I’m not dead yet…
PCM
Another Monty Python reference. Actually, the same one. Homonids are so predictable.
PWT
Hey, I’m the Muse of you! Watch your mouth!
HPBC
*singing to tune of “Be Our Guest (Beauty and the Beast)
He’s alive!
He’s not dead!
All he’s missing is his head
PWT
I am missing no such thing!
PCM
Wait a second- my sensitive doggy ears just detected a sound that has not been heard for nigh on seven years! Aeiou made noise! She chuckled!
EVERYONE
*gasps*
STAR NOSED MOLE
(to Aeiou)
What are you doing? Cause’ the way your laughing means your most likely up to something that involves food for all of us small animals. So we need to know when we can hitail it out of here before someone trips and falls on us, which means we don’t get to guzzle pie later.
Koko
*gasp* AEIOU!!! I’m SO PROUD of you!!! I KNEW you’d talk some day!!!! GO AEIOU!!! KEEP TALKING!!! FLAP THE TRAP!!! COME ON!!! YEEEEEEEEEEEHHAAAAAWWWW!!!!
*squishes aeiou and runs around clapping and cheering maniacally. throws the tenrecs and star nosed mole a blueberry pie*
eat up little…thingys!!! AEIOU TALKED!!! PARTY TIME!!!!
*pulls out more pies and starts tossing them among the muses randomly. also grabs random things off tables and throws them with the pies.*
*picks up a tenrec and throws it at mimi*
Tenrec:
Not liking the way this is headed, the tenrec does its best to use gravity to drag it down, but fails, flopping into the Muse known as Mimi.
CHAD
CHad wonders why he doesn’t an entrance song. He drinks the last o the prune juice and waits for Pwt to get up, and works on a proton accelerator in the meantime.
Aeiou
Aeiou hastily grabs her laptop computer just as it was about to be flung out her hands (sleeves? psudopi?) and gave Koko a very nasty look. she holds it up to the rest of the Muses and company, so that they can see the message she had written. it says, “Who wants to play a game of Uncle Roy All Around You?”
CRRAW
I’m here… ohohohohohohohohohohohohohoh!!!!! I want to be Uncle Roy!! Can I? can I? can i? pllllleeeeeaaaaassssseeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Aeiou
Aeiou types a message. It says, “No one is supposed to know who Uncle Roy is, but okay.
Koko
um…i don’t know how to play uncle roy.
does uncle roy throw pies at people?
CRRAW
YIPPPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Okay, I’m going to go hide in my limo now. keep all eyes shut. oh and Mimi, please blind fold Koko because I don’t trust him at all! toodles!!!!!!!!
Totally Un-Game Influencing Comment
So…having a good time with our game here, are we?
Good. Because I can’t follow ANY of it! I mean, I can understand some references. Some. I was an early reviewer of Pies, for Pete’s sake! I should have a zarking comprehension, however miniscule, of what the photon is going on here.
Someone clue me in! Please? I would be eternally grateful!
OC: this would be the muse rpg (hence the title). if you haven’t figured that out already…we’re the muses. or we’re pretending anyway. so now the muses are playing a game that koko has no clue how to play
MIMI
May I be one of those game regulators so no one tries to do anything funny? *glares at Koko*
AND I NEED THAT ENTRANCE SONG!!!!!
Hi tenrecs! DO you want to play too?
Aeiou
Aeiou zaps everyone into seperate places in a virtual city and teleports them cell phones. she types a message to Koko. it says, “find the Muse of Astronomy and follow her. she will lead you to the next clue.”
she sends a message to the pink bunnies that says, “find the postcard that has a picture of Craaw on it. it will give you the first clue. then convince the players to follow you to your destination. good luck!” she goes into a program where she can see where everyone is.
Chad
CHad pulls out his GPS/ AIM palmpilot thing. He messages “Sure” to Aeiou.
CRRAW
Okay so since I’m Uncle Roy all i have to do is sit back in my limo and wait for them to find me? SWEET!!!!! Unless Pwt finds me first… that would be bad…
Can I be The Weird Studies Nerd? Please?
If not, I could be Pwt
We aren’t inventing new Muses for the game. Why don’t you take over Pwt?
Koko
heehee…if i’m tracking urania i’d better bring some pies along…
Bo
*intercepts Aeiou’s message to Koko and follows Urania*
Pwt
OK, now I’m goning to go look for Crraw. Wonder where he is…..
PWT
*walks around, swinging arms in circles*
Let’s see, maybe he’s over there……
Nope. Over there, perhaps………
Grrrrr………
*stomps foot, starts to get frustrated. keeps looking*
Koko
oh look there’s bo! heh. I’ll follow her then.
*follows bo*
*sees Urania*
wow! bo’s a genius. I’d like to give her a present…heheh. but not now. gotta find crraw first…
Pwt
*running around frantically* Where is Crraw where is Crraw where is…. hey, there’s Kokopelli. Maybe….. yeah, I think I’ll follow him.
*follows Kokopelli.*
Pwt
*thinking* What are those hot pink bunnies doing? ah, well, i must find Crraw.
*continues following Kokopelli*
CRRAW
*sits back and relaxes chuckling evily* mwahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!
Aeiou
Aeiou pats her virtual image generater fondly. she presses a button. right in front of Pwt appeares… a ravenous bugblatter beast of Traal!
MIMI
*Appears out of nowhere dressed in a green cloak in front of Pwt and defeats the RBBoT*
Heh heh.. young adventurer, I have decided to join you on your quest. I know where someone with good information about this Uncle Roy is… but in excahange, you have to prevent the others from seeing me…
Koko
*sees the ravenous bugblatter beast of traal and runs.*
*whimpers, cowers in fear, cries for his mommy*
*sees mimi defeat the rbbot and gets up from behind his little rock and runs after bo, trying to catch up.*
CRRAW
okay I’m booored. maybe I’ll watch the others from the spy cams… mwahahahahaha!!!!!
Pwt
Ok, Mimi, I will keep you hidden from the other muses, though why that is necessary i don’t know….
…..What is the info?
Aeiou, but really the bunnies
a mman with an enourmous fake moustace and hot pink hair sidles up to Koko an whispers, “a tesseract… find Meg…”
CRRAW (Kricket I’m taking over here… again)
COME ONTO THIS THREAD!!!!!!!!!!!! We haven’t finished our game yet… *pout*
Koko
*stares* um…wrong story dude.
*pulls off fake mustache. laughs maniacally and runs away with it*
love the haaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIRRRRRRRRRRR *falls down the fmp and sees devil there*
devil! what are you doing here?
CRRAW (I’ll take my character now, thank you)
*sits in limo and watchs LOTR on a portable flat screen TV*
MIMI
Ok Pwt, the person you must carefully follow is… KOKO! He will lead us to the muse that works for him, and when we find that muse… we will interrogate Koko with lectures!!!!
Wait… did that make sense?
ok, sum up: Craaw is in a parralell universe on the other side of the FMP. Aeiou seals up the top so it is pich black and no one can see the message she has written, which says, “speak friend and enter”
Pwt
Ok, Mimi, I see Kokopelli now…… How do I keep you hidden?
Hum de dum dum…… *follows Kokopelli* La la la…… Where is Kokpelli going?…….. *continues on like this*
Oog
How about my cave is the FMP?
Koko
Oog! What are you doing down here? And Crraw? You fell down the fmp too? Well, here’s Crraw, Devil, Oog, me, and I suspect very soon we will see pwt…I’d better order the pizza then! Woohoo! Time to PARTY!!!
*totally forgets about game and orders Parallel Pizza, the pies that can be delivered anywhere in any parallel universe!!*
Pwt
*suddenly topples down FMP and lands on Kokopelli, Crraw, Devil, and Oog.*
Whoa! Hey, there’s Crraw! *begins chasing Crraw* Weeeeeee…….. *Takes wild swipe at Crraw, misses, and flies strait at the pizza that just arrived.* Aaaaauugggghhhhh! *Splat! Cheese is everywhere.*
Sorry. Well I’m back now…
Feather
*pulls out mutant red-eyed carrot*
Heh. Heh. It’s a concotion of me and Chad’s. It’s ultimate purpouse??
*carrot mysteriously enlarges to shape of a mountain*
Carrot: Mmm, yum, yum! What a nice snack Kokonino County will be.
(back to Feather)
What???
*gasp*
CHAD!!!! Did you put any of that evil-take-over-the-world attitude potion in my carrot?
Aaggh!!!
We must outsmart the evil carrot before we all are eaten alive and slowly digested preservedly for 1 million years.
A squirrel: wow. That’s the smartest thing I’ve ever heard from him.
Well anyway,
CALLING ALL PEOPLES!!! KOKONINO COUNTY IS IN DIRE NEED OF HELP!
Koko
*hears shouting, looks up*
guys if we don’t do something Kokonino county is doomed! We must find a way to help! *looks around desperately for some way to help, loses interest, and starts tying Pwt’s shoes together*
Pwt
Yo!!!!! uh, Koko!!!!!!!!!!! Why don’t we make a rube goldberg type thingy….. *takes step forward and trips, fooling Crraw into thinking he is being chased, so he flies into Devil, bouncing up out of FMP, knocking a tube of shrinking potion onto evil carrot thing. The carrot starts to shrink* Well, that woks……………….
Aeiou
Hm, Crraw must not be around.
WHY DO MY POSTS NEVER SHOW UP????!!!!!!!!
what it was that Aeiou, seeing her plan to take over Kokonino Country by trappin gall the other Muses in the FMP, runs around with joy untill she falls into the hole and lands in the Parallel Pizza. Then she pouts.
Pwt
*laughs at Aeiou until ??? falls down on top of her*
Ha ha, Nice one, Aeiou!!!!!
Pwt
*Suddenly is tugged out of FMP by mysterious force*
AAARRRRGGGGGHHHHH!!!!!!! AAAAAAHHHH!!!!!!!!!! WOOOOOOAAAAAA!!!!! Oh, hi Chad. What just….. oh, you must have used a gravitational force to pull me out of the FMP. I get it now, but what if I get radiation sickness or something because of blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah.
*Chad* sigh….
*Back to Pwt*
And what was Aeiou doing trying to take over Kokonino county for? I mean, isn’t that dishonest? she has always been truthful to me, always. and was the evil carrot her bright idea….. *gasp*
We should just leave her there for a while!!!!!! …… but what if the parrellel muses capture her blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah …..
*carries on like this for hours*
*Chad* he/she/it will never learn……
Whoo, can I be… Um, myself? I write a comic. Please tell me: Can I be Ritzu, the muse of random crap and other stuff?
Name: Ritzu
Muse of: Random junk
Likes: Randomness
Dislikes: The orderly
In my spare time: I tinker with computers, waiting for the blessed day when one blows up
*waits impatiently for a reply and blows up a computer* Erm…
Ritzu,
Mae govannen to MuseBlog! Nobody is exactly in charge of the RPG (that’s part of its charm). Still, I’d draw the line at inventing new Muses. Anybody else have an opinion about that?
You’re certainly welcome to post your profile on the Hitchhiker’s Guide to MuseBlog, in any case.
–Robert
Pwt
*finally stops rambling about dangers*
Hum de dum dum….. I’m gonna take a look at the muse mail….. that game took a long time and it’s really piled up…..
*picks up letter* Hmmmm….. To Koko From Ades P. La la la…. favorite muse da da da da da…… articles for pie throwing, aliens, animals……blah blah blah blah blah……
P.S. THIS LETTER IS A JOKE! I HATE YOU KOKO!!!!!! 
I could blackmail Koko with this! *smiles wickedly* we’s could makes koko cries, yes we’s could! *laughs demonicly for several minutes* 
Okkie. I’m just gonna be my normal self, then! I’m a neko demoness!BWAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA!
Random News Flash:
Today I saw a truck with the worlds “Chunky Wood Floors” on it. … NO KIDDING! *laughs demonically and afterwords attacks PWT!*
*starts throwing bits of the old computer she blew up at AEIOU* CURSE YOU, ORDERLYNESS! …Sorry! *laughs demonically… again* Ya know, Koko’s my favorite muse because he causes disorder.
T.T *glares at everyone for being quiet* IS ANYONE HERE? …
When life throws pies at you, make a tall, refreshing glass of PIEMONADE.
GAH IS ANYONE HERE ‘CEPT ME?
…
Pwt
Don’t worry, Ritzu, ’cause I’m here and I am the worrier. Anyone else hear?
AAAUUUUUUGGGHHHHH!!!!!!!! *fends off attacking Ritzu* Ha! Take that and that and OW! you hit hard! what if I get brain damage, you you little ߃é®øœ©®øåñ¡!¡! oops. wasn’t suposed to lose my temper. BAD Pwt!! VERY BAD Pwt! *whacks self with net*
BWAHAHAHAHAAHA! Hey PWT have you made Crraw a cannibal yet? Aw, don’t hurt youself, PWT-ie!
*takes away net*
I’m serious! >:D Just feed Crraw your cooking or something! (make fried crow!) *laughs demonically* Hey, just kidding.
T.T I’m waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaiiiiiiiiiiiting… *super-bored*
I love chicken I love liver meow mix meow mix pleeeeeeeeease deliveeeeeeeeeer…
I feel alooooooooooone…
Pwt
*sneaks up behind Ritzu*
HA! got my net back, you stupid $&@®©!!!!!!! Die, DIE, DIE!!! *starts hitting Ritzu w/ net & runs away* Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! we’s will go’s lookingsess for Crrawsess, yesh we’s wills! *darts off on all fours*
*ALL*
*Pwt* heh heh heh….. Crraw didn’t even hear me come up! *takes swing seconds before realizing that ‘Crraw’ is a stuffed animal* Woaaaah! *tries to stop swing and hits Kokopelli*
*Koko* grrr….. I’ll pie yo for that!
*Pwt *thinks* hmmm…. I know! I’ll speak in binary! (go to http://www.adcott.net/binary to decode) 01011001 01001111 00100001 00100000 01001011 01101111 01101011 01101111 00100001 00100000 01101001 01100110 00100000 01111001 01101111 01110101 01110010 00100000 01100111 01101111 01101110 01101110 01100001 00100000 01110000 01101001 01100101 00100000 01101101 01100101 00101100 00100000 01110100 01101000 01100101 01101110 00100000 01100101 01100001 01110100 00100000 01110100 01101000 01101001 01110011 00100000 01100011 01110010 01101111 01110111 00100000 01100110 01101111 01101111 01110100 00100000 01110000 01101001 01100101 00100001 00100001 00100001 00100000 *tosses it at Koko, hitting him*
*Urania* yet another pie war…… *sigh*
*soon there are pies/artifitial prune juice cans zipping around controled by satalite. Urania was, once again, correct TO WAR!!!!!*
*frowns* Hey, I’m a lioness… I’m a bird-hunter too! But I eat their muscles and stuff when I catch them! :]
*grabs a pie made of demon-esscence and nectarines*
WAR! *throws it at PWT and Kokopelli*
This is gonna be fun!
!!!
*then pies Crraw and attempts to eat him*
*spits him out*
Bad, ick.
Aeiou
Aeiou, due to lot device, is transported out of the hole, and gets hit by the demon-essence and nectarine pie. She gets a crafty look on her face. (oh no! now Aeiou is a demon, sorta!)
Larry Gonick
Larry Gonick walks onto the scene carrying an eraser. “alright, stop acting up!” he orders, threatening everyone with an eraser, “back to your cells!”
AAAAARGGGHHH! die, Larry Gonick, DIE! *uses force field to fend off easer and whacks Larry Gonick on head w/ net* YEAH!! DIE, DIE, DIE!! hey, he’s unconsious! BACK TO WAR!!!!! *starts throwing pies* Uh-oh, looks like that demon essence pie did affect Aeiou’s mind! Run AWAAAAAAY! *starts tearing across the desert with Aeiou hot on he/she/it’s heels. tosses normal essence pie at Aeiou. She flips over backwards.* Direct hit!!!! Oh yeah! i’m gooooood! go me, go me!! *pie hits he/she/it in the face* ow….. bet that was a titanium, atmosphere friendly pie. OW!
*glares* I AM SO NOT A PENCIL DRAWN CHAR! I was inked! Ha! And toned and colored with permenant pencil! And AEIOU, being a demon doesn’t mean you’re really EVIL. I mean like… Humans with special powers, like since I’m a lion demoness I can smell acutely, have REALLY acute hearing, and are strong, good with a sword, claws, you get it.
And… *threatens Mr. Gonwick with a claw* I’m not part of muse magazine! You can’t order me around! Only Nascha can. She’s my creator.
Eh, I am Nascha, by the way… Ritzu is my alias… My DEMONIC alias! *laughs demonically!*
…*changes into Nascha, the angel-half elf form of Ritzu* See, er, I’m a pure half elf!
I’m also the weilder of Zar’roc, my giant boomerang!!! 
Whoa, funky! My comments dissapeared! *looks up*
Heeeeeeeeeey, funky!
*grabs a crow pie and pies Crraw* Now Ain’t I cruel?
:/
Nascha+Ritzu….
There are the old muses, though they are in a retirement hom. (cretive speling birsd) Well, anyway, looking up on http://www.google.com, “Ancient Greek Muses” and choose one. And Mr. Coontz, they were mentioned in the book so they count as not made up….
And a tip: This is not neccesarily for Nascha+ Ritzu only, it can be for anybody who needs a charachter.
Well, anyway,
THE GIANT CARROT HAS EATEN A CORTER OF KOKONINO COUNTEEY!! (mor creativ speling)
Help us, muses!!!
Nah thanks. I’m powerful enough being the angel of light. …
*grabs the carrot and feeds it to my carrot-loving friend, Lauren* Did that help?
Well actually, I will be a muse! Be right back!
Okkie! I am… Polyhymnia,
Muse of sacred song! Except my version is gonna be like a modern muse, like the muses of “Muse” because they live in a modern atmosphere. Ok?
*sings The Sacred Wind* That’s sacred enough for me.
Please? Just call me Hymnia, puh-lease…. : D
Nevermind. Please put me on the RPG peeps list as a non-muse angelic warrior, Nascha, and as a lion demoness, Ritzu! Puh-lease!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Wah! The stupid carrot! it ate my copy of ‘crow chasing for dummies’! *cries* AAAAAHHHHH! NOT THE ‘WORRYING FOR DUMMIES’! NOOOOOOOOOOO *writhes on ground in agony* NOOOOOOOOO! PLEEEEAAAASE, NOOOOOOOO!
……. *pokes PWT and gives him a copy of “Crow Chasing For Muses* Here. It’s specialized just for you
Plus… *holds up bird cage full of Crraw duplicates* Here! And… *burns Worring For Dummies and gives him a copy of Being Careless For Dummies* Here. Be careless! Blow up something!
Feather
Ooh, is that really a carrot?
*munch, munch, munch*
Not, bad….
*nibble nibble nibble*
Carrot: NOOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoO
I’ve been eaten!!!!
Feather
Has anybody seen any mutant Krispy-Glop doughnuts trying to take over Kokonino County??? Hmm??? My heriocs could save you all…..
oh, and that reminds me. I have to have Chad make that doughnut making machine that Emma distracted me from metioning.
Calliope – Music
Clio – History
Erato – Love Poetry and Mime
Euterpe – Lyric Poetry
Melpomene – Tragedy
Polyhymnia – Religious Hymns
Terpsichore – Choirs and Dancing
Thalia – Comedy
Urania – Astronomy
Ooh, here’s some notes.
Calliope was the chief Muse.
Zeus was the father of the Muses and the muse Mnemosyne was their mother.
Mnemosyne was the muse of memory (mnemonic!).
Erato and Urania are the female forms of Eros and Uranus.
Now, Mr. coontz, we must a least keep Mnemosyne out of the retirement home… she is the mother of the muses, well at least the ancient ones. WHO WANTS TO BE MNEMOSYNE???
Tenrecs:
Realize they have no idea what is going on, become discouraged, and start wandering around aimlessly.
…Not me. I AM SO NOT MOTHERLY!!!
Not me. I have a bad memory.
Besides, as the mother of the ancient Muses, shouldn’t she belong in a retirement home by now?
Koko
well obviously! look at this! she can’t control herself!! it’s chaos!! *thinks*heh. chaos! what fun!!!
erm…*ahem* oh she’s perfectly ok where she is!
No!!!!
She possesses the power of memory, right? Well she lives off memory so she can remain lively and young. Plus, they say that she “cheated” on Zues and married the good of long life and youth!!!
(I don’t think he’s dead:) )
Spelling be nominies…
two things.
the:) was meant to be a
and it’s not good, it’s god
OOC- Kitkat- there’s a very helpful book called “Words most often misspelled and mispronounced”. And there’s another helpful tool called “Spell-check”. But that won’t help you with words that are spelled right but are not the word you want. And microsoft word grammer check is useless.
*drew a picture of herself and cheers* Probably my best YET!!!
…I CALL WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR! *pies some random person*
Tenrecs:
Start running away. Tenrecs don’t like wars.
I love these tenrecs. Which reminds me: it’s been a while since we’ve heard from the star-nosed mole.
Feather
*picking fruits and veggies and suddenly is pied*
Nascha, that random person was me!!! Gasp!!!
*thrusts basket of rotten tomatoes at her face*
Tenrecs:
Get splattered by rotten tomatoes. Are seriously not happy.
Marvin
Marvin slouches in, looking depressed. He looks at Koko, poised with a pie in his… uh… what ever the heck those line thingies are. “you can pie me if you want. Do you want me to bend down?” *bends down* “Life. Don’t talk to me about life.”
Pwt
*starts flipping through ‘being carless for dummies’ and accidentaly makes Koko’s pie blow up*
I….. whoa! what on earth……. cool! ha ha ha ha! *starts hurling pies*
Koko
WOOHOO!!! WAAAAAAR!!! FORTH EORLINGAS!!!!!!
*starts randomly pieing everybody within throwing distance*
Pwt
Ha ha ha ha ha ha! I will…… hmmmm…. *smiles wickedly* heh heh heh….. i will blow up Aeiou’s pocket computer…… *reads comp. blowing up & attempts to make the thing blow up* ………………… not working…………. how do i do it…………… BLOW UP, YOU STUPID COMPUTER!!!!! oh, oops…… i forgot…… i wasn’t suposed to tell the computer what to do……. YAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!! *throws pies*
Koko
*attempts to make a tenrec pie. falls down, being attacked by a horde of angry tenrecs*
*remembers hate mail letter to Koko* Hey, Koko, come ‘ere! I want you to see this letter extolling your granduer! *whispers* heh heh. sucker. *shows Koko the hate mail. then pies him*
Koko
*reads hate mail* *gasp* DIE FIEND!!!!!!!!!!!! *throws letter in the fmp. gets hit with a pie.*
why is it always me?
*thinks* heh…I have a plan…Pwt will soon wish he/she/it never did that to me…
… *eats tomatos* You’re talking to the wrong person.
*nascha changes into NiGHTS*
*sighs in happieness* but Koko will surely try to get back at me……. hmmmmm……..
I could knock him into the FMP!! *shoves Koko over edge of FMP*
… *pies Koko* DIE, MUSE-BOY! … Thing! That was pathetic… *buries her head in her hands*
Koko
*falls into the fmp. pies whizz over his head, narrowly missing the three hairs on top of his head*
where is everybody anyway?
HELLO!!! ANYBODY HOME??
*gets to the bottom of the fmp. sees devil.*
Devil! what are you doing here?
CLICK HERE! CLICK HERE!! CLICK HERE!!!
I’m back….. i lost internet access…
Pwt
*Jumps down FMP* Hi Koko! let’s have a pie eating contest!v *smacks Koko in the face w/ pie* Ha ha…
Koko
grr…
*starts making the Ultimate Squishy Pie*
Pwt
Hey, Koko, what r u makin’? uh…. oh…. AAAAAHHHHH! *smack. falls down on face as Koko’s pie hits he/she/it*
Koko
*pie bounces back into koko’s hands* HAHA!!! It’s the ULTIMATE SQUISHY PIE!!! It BOUNCES!!!
*laughs maniacally and runs in circles around the bottom of the fmp*
Pwt
hhhmmmmm……
heh heh heh…..* tosses big, heavy, ‘down and out’ titanium pie at Kokopelli*
Koko
OOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!! *falls down in agony* that hurt!!!! Stupid Pwt!!! *chases pwt around in circles*
Pwt
AAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
my normal self…..
am i & ebeth the only people on the RPG?
i’m here!!!
CRRAW
sits in chair and falls asleep only to be awakened by a marshan holding a laser to *my* head….. ACCCCCCCKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!
*Koko and Urania hear scream and run to help* HELP!!!!!!!!!
now who wants to be the marshan?
sadly, yes. everybody’s deserted us. *sniffsob*
wait, but i’m here
Pwt dressed up asmarshan
heh heh heh….. *swings ‘laser’ net at Crraw &and accidentally hits Urania* oops…. AUGH! she is MAD! RUN! RUN! AAAAAARRRGGHH! *Urania tackles Pwt*
oh yay! hello kricket! *ahem* i mean crraw
Koko
Yes! Chaos!!
*starts randomly bouncing the Ultimate Squishy Pie off the back of pwt’s head while urania holds…him? her? it? down*
Pwt
grr…. DIE, URANIA, DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *slaps Urania, and holds her hands behind her back so Koko can pie her* Mwah ha ha ha! *blows up a pie in Koko’s face* Uh-oh, hes mad! RUN AWAY! help! help! HALP! AAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUGGGGGGH! AAAAARRRRGGH! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA *gasp*UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGH!
I’m not sure all these Muses are still acting in character. I wonder what Larry Gonick would think. Maybe I’ll invite him to drop by and have a look.
yes please do!
*practices her rabid fangirl screams*
Koko
PWT!!!!!!!!
*runs after pwt, bouncing the Ultimate Squishy Pie of his/her/it’s backside*
whoops. the bold was supposed to end after Koko.
GAPA?
virtual choklit on the way! plz?
*bribe of virtual choklit*
HEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Pwt is now officially classified as ‘he’ its in the book and we seem to have come to an agreement on the dec blizzard thread…….
Pwt
AAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGHHHHH! *HE runs away from Koko screaming……*
Pwt
*pant, pant* i finally got away from Koko! *gasp* gosh, i hope he doesnt find me……… *looks around* hmmm…… i seem to be in a tunnel of sorts……. *starts up the tunnel*
Koko
*loses pwt*
where’d HE/SHE/SHROG (no, there are still people who say it’s a she and people who think pwt’s a shrog (ME!!!)) go?
*trips over a hole in the ground and falls down the end of the tunnel, knocking pwt back in as shrog climbs out*
Pwt
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUGGGGH! *trips over Koko* WHOOOOOOOOAAAA! *lands on skateboard* AAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!