57 thoughts on “Thread No. 1000”

  1. w00t! Pies all ’round! I just asked for this thread two minutes ago! *pies* YAYAYAYAYAY!!!!!!!!!!!

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  2. Seems to me any celebration is incomplete without song. Following are the lyrics Robert wrote as an improvement on “Let it Be.” All together now:

    When I find myself in times of trouble
    Kokopelli happens by
    Speaking words of comfort: Have a pie.
    And if I’m tired and gloomy
    He is sure to catch me on the sly,
    Flinging pans of pastry: Have a pie.

    CHORUS: Have a pie, have a pie, have a pie, have a pie.
    Flinging pans of pastry, have a pie.

    When I wake up in the morning
    Something hits me in the eye:
    Globs of lemon custard — Have a pie.
    And every time I turn a corner
    Crust and filling from the sky
    Splatter on my shoulders — Have a pie.

    CHORUS: Have a pie, have a pie, have a pie, have a pie.
    Splatter on my shoulders, have a pie.

    Pumpkin, peach, banana, cherry,
    Sweet enough to make you cry,
    Dribble down my forehead — Have a pie.
    Chocolate cream and apple-rhubarb
    Warmer than a lullaby
    Pie me into dreamland — Have a pie.

    CHORUS: Have a pie, have a pie, have a pie, have a pie.
    Pie me into dreamland, have a pie.

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  3. Yay!

    Do you have an infinite number of threads you can make?

    I had so much fun putting the video footage together of the pies – my favorite part was when it was backwards, and globs of pie levitated off the ground :D

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  4. As far as I know, the number of threads is limited only by how much storage space we’re willing to rent from our Web host company. We’ve got really big plans for Thread No. 10,000.

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  5. WOOOOOOOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
    I can’t beleive that there have been 1,000 threads! This is really sweet. Happy 1,000 thread day every one!
    *does happy pie dance, and jumps into the picture, pieing Rebecca and Robert profusely(advanced vocabulary!)*

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  6. Oh, I also have a song( sorry to doublepost)

    THE PIE SONG!!!!
    —————————
    Pie, pie, wondrous pie
    Pies for all the world
    Apple, Cherry and Boysenberry
    Pie for all boys and girls
    We like to eat all flavors
    They always taste so nice
    Then smash them in all faces
    And we don’t contract head lice
    Pie pie this wondrous pie
    Pie that we don’t hog
    Pie, pie wondrous pie
    Hurray for the thousandth thread
    Hurray for the thousandth thread
    Pie for the awesome Museblog!(blog,blog,BLOOOOOOOG!)

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  7. AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Party time!!!!!!!!!
    *pies all MBers past, present, and future with 1,000 BCP’s each*

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  8. LOOOOLLLL

    :D luv it! I wish we could post animations, because then I would post a little stick figure guy doing the disco.

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  9. celibrate! party! for today is a history day. it is the 2nd greast day in the history of museblog! prase the gapas!

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  10. YAAAAAAAAH! -goes crazy- (crazier than usual anyway) We should have a rave! xD Brilliant songs all around!

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  11. *PIES MUSEBLOG AND THE BLOGGERS AND THE GAPAS!*

    HAPPY 1000 THREADS!!!!!!

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  12. Sweeet! Maybe I’ll write a song for this later too, like I did for MB’s B-day.

    *pies all around*

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  13. What an achievement! 1000 Threads of…really cool, fun stuff.
    Huzzah for us!
    *pies all around*

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  14. WOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!
    “Pie Thrower”
    Cherry vanilla
    Creamy softness in my face, now
    Cherry vanilla
    Creamy softness in my face, now
    It was a gooooooooooood throw
    Splatomatic, yeah
    It took me sooooo much by surprise
    I was shocked, yeah

    High velocity
    Some of it went up my nose, yeah
    High velocity
    Some of it went up my nose, oh
    Cherry vanilla
    Splatomatic, yeah
    It took me soooooo much by surprise
    I was shocked, yeah
    But I got hit, yeah

    Tried to duck it
    But I can’t quite move all that fast
    Tried to duck it
    But I can’t quite move all that fast
    It was a pie thrower
    Javelin throw, yeah
    It took me soooooo much by surprise
    As it went splat

    Pie thrower, pie thrower yeah

    (did words from memory, sorry if it’s patchy)

    GOOOOOO MB!!!! One grand and going strong!

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  15. Yay! w00t! Thread 1000! I feel so new now. Only 1000 threads? On the BEST webby in the world? (star thingy) scoff (star thingy)

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  16. Wow. 1,000 threads in 2 years…that’s an average of about 1.4 threads per day. I think.

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  17. Yeah for the WOMBAT called Museblog! I’m going to celebrate by counting to 1000! w00tness squared!

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  18. YYYAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    PARTY TIME!!!!!!!!
    *pies all*

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  19. 30-Seriously, if it had been on that list of things you could vote for, I’d have done it!!!
    *pies VWP*

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  20. HOW DARES HE???????? MuseBlog is NOT a WOMBAT! *pies Piggy once for each thread*

    34- Waste Of Money, Brains And Time.

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  21. It is not a wombat!

    Great song! (I love “Let it Be”!)

    Here’s another:

    Pie, pie, glorious pie.
    Nothing quite like it to have in your eye.
    So follow me follow
    Down to the hollow
    And there let us throw-ow some glorious pie!

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  22. Ah, Michael Flanders and Donald Swann’s hippopotamus song.

    How about “there let us all throw…”? It’s a near-rhyme and is appropriately silly in a Flanders-and-Swann tribute.

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  23. Yay!

    God, I haven’t been on here in a while. I think I’ll mosey over to the random thread and catch up?

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  24. I could be uber-cynical and point out that everything’s a waste of time in the end, but i won’t cuz this is a PARTY THREAD!!! WOOOOOO!

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  25. wombat? *pies piggy because everyone else is* but wombat soulc be a term of endearment! maybe piggy thinks wombats are the best things in the whole world and is honoring MuseBlog by comparing it to one! (I’m just playing devil’s advocate.) I’m basically ew to the blog, so I have a question: does MB stand for MuseBlog?
    wpg

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  26. Oops, in post 42 I wrote “…but wombat soulc be a term of…” I meant to write, “…but wombat could be…” Anyway, yay for MuseBlog and Pies! *throws pie in expression of random happiness*

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  27. Wow! In post 5 here Robert says they have plans for thread 10,000, and I just said something about that a minute ago!

    Red-tailed HAWK :D :D :D

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  28. MARFwarrior (who has begn capitalizing)(and is a girl)(and dosen't really appriciate being called Marf)(1 b-day point) says:

    Yesssssssss! Finally!! An old abandoned thread that is about to become the new SURROGATE INCREDIBLE MORPHING CHAMELEON THREAD!!!!!! I hope nobody has any objections. i had a couple of ideas for topics as well:
    mcdonalds or deep fried food in general
    breakfast
    things that go bump in the night
    ….

    so yeah!

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  29. MARFwarrior (who has begn capitalizing)(and is a girl)(and dosen't really appriciate being called Marf)(1 b-day point) says:

    what! how dare you insut my bold stand agains anti-IMCTness! or do you suggesst we discuss gohsts? or are you just being a phyte and going around yelling random stuff on random threads? hmmm? explain yourself at once young man!!(or lady) (whichever you are) (i was never really sure)

    my dads car used to always smell like mcdonalds for some reason. and it would make me carsick. i never really liked mcdonalds exept those salad in a cup thingies. those were good

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  30. I used to like McDonalds, but as I grew older, I realized how unhealthy the food was, ans that the chicken nuggets ctually tasted disgusting.

    If the 1,000th thread was started in 2007, how many threads have we got now?

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    1. I’m 20, and I still like McDonalds despite it’s unhealthiness….Their plain cheeseburgers (like come in Happy Meals) are yummy and the fries are absolutely scrumptious. XD

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    2. According to the September Random Thread, 7949. But your birthday thread says somewhere in the 2000s. :? GAPAs?

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      1. The page numbers include everything on the site, not only threads. I don’t know why there are that many, though, even if you allow for deleted announcements and such. The official thread count is 1897, with 333,486 comments total.

        We recycle announcement threads, so those numbers are out of sequence.

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    3. eww, i’ve never liked mcdonald’s. i like arby’s and steak&shake for my fast food. i’m becoming okay with wendy’s too…it was awful in michigan, but now that i’m close to the headquarters it’s a lot better. and frosties are delicious.

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      1. I’ve never liked Arby’s…Steak and Shake I like, but I never had it until, let’s see, about 2 years ago, probably? We don’t have ’em back home, and I think freshman year was the first time I ate at one.

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