Face it: they are utterly stupid and senseless, and sometimes you just need one.
If you’ve never seen an SSSS before, version 2007.3 and its predecessors will tell you everything you need to know.
Patience, Please
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First post!
Cool!
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ha! 3. best.ever.
.
First posts are alright… I guess… maybe…
stinks!
.:roll: Oh, yeah, right. And while we’re on the subject of things we don’t like… Why did they turn the lightbulb into that stupid :idea:?
.:shock: :idea:s are cool!
.:roll: Yeah, just because you’re brainwashed doesn’t mean everyone else has to be… Hamsters are way better. Royal blue hamsters.
.:shock: HOW DARE YOU! *pies*
.:roll: C’mon! Who’s with me?
*:roll: s and
1
:smilie: “these are weird.
“yeah, why do people even bother doing them?”
“Yeah, I guess so.”
:I know. I think it’d be funny if I took over the word.”
turns to 
“MMWWWWAAAAHAHAHAHAHAA
:smilie: “I don’t know, maybe they think they’re being funny.”
:smilie: “People are weird that way, they don’t understand funny”
:smilie: “Actually, that would be scary.”
Poop. It didn’t work.
I’ll try again!
*MF stops writing, to the releif of everyone*
MF — You have to type a space before your smiley characters if they fall at the beginning of a line. I’ve added them for you in the last dialogue.
…….:roll:…..:roll:………(——————————-)
:roll:……:roll:……:roll:
………………………………:oops::oops:
………………………..:oops::oops::oops:
…………………..:oops::oops::oops::oops:
…………………:oops::roll::oops::roll::oops:
…………………:oops::oops::evil::oops::oops:
……………………:oops::mrgreen::mrgreen::mrgreen::oops:
……………………….:oops::oops::oops:
…………………………..:oops::oops:
9~ Many thanks, I wasn’t exactly focusing the best, and I was supposed tyo be in the shower, not on MB, so….
These are fun, I should learn more smilies so I ccan do these with more faces…. *runs to check the smilie guide*
Here goes, again. *laughs as everyone runs away in horror*
Geez, these are way too addicting….
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……………….. :mrgreen:…………………………………………….
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…………………. 
:mrgreen:………..
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My legs hurt from dancing.
You don’t have legs, stupid. You’re an emoticon.
I do have legs.
No you don’t.
You’re mean. I hate you.
Yeah, whatever.
*sob*
That dancing was fun, but now my legs hurt.
You don’t have legs.
Yeah, I do.
TOLD YOU SO!
Enter
☺☻♥♣◘○◙♂♀♪☼↕‼¶§▬↨↓∟↔▲▼ buwahahahaaa…
Φ ohohhahahe
Õç a;lsghpoahf[♪]
How do you do the teeny symbols?
21- magic. Or HTML, if you so choose.
∞
π
¿
are my favorites
¡ ™ £ ¢ ∞ § ¶ • ª º ¿
I prefer to think of it as magic. then i can sell tickets to a magic show… and buy books… and D&D manuals… and D&D manuals… and video games… and D&D manuals…
okimdonenow. i am bored … but not really because if i am, then i, man- gator and agagabagabag wont like it…. phew! that was fun!!
â–² he is crazy…
☺☻♥♣◘○◙♂♀♪☼↕‼¶§▬↨↓∟↔▲▼ no he’s not.buwahahahaaa
Φ ohohhahahe
Õç a;lsghpoahf[♪]
∞poof! Poof! poof! to ∞!!!
ok, guys, I don’t know WHY you don’t see this, but smiley faces are soooooo cute that I give them permission to take over the World!!!! Oh, and I AM Artemis, and i have to go because Apollo needs my help dearly. And remember: Smileys Rule!
:twisted:: 25- Yes, we do, don’t we?
and :mrgreen:II: *drool* we are your cheerful zombie slaves. We await your commands, :idea:.
and :mrgreen:II: yeah!
:idea:: i rule better.
:twisted:: nuh-uh.
:idea:: yeah.
:twisted:: no, you don’t!
*this goes on for quite some time*
:idea:: I do so rule more than you! See, look!
*enter :sad:*
:sad:: I’m so sad.
:idea:: *mind control* No, you’re not, you’re my cheerful zombie slave!
:sad:: … Yeah, I guess I am. *becomes :mrgreen:*
:mrgreen:: Yay! I am :idea:’s cheerful zombie slave!
:twisted:: Yeah? well watch what I can d-
:idea:: *mind control* You can’t do anything. You are another of my cheerful zombie slaves.
:twisted:: No I’m not… Or maybe I am. *becomes :mrgreen:II*
:idea:: I DO rule, don’t I?
LOL, talk about addictive.
:idea:TNÖ:idea:
These are fun to do. I can’t beleive I never discovered them before now. *evil laugh*
☺yhaahahahaaa ha-haaahohohhohoahhahhahhahaahaaaaaaaaaaa!\
☻shaddup.
☺no.
☻ok.
☺yahahaayhohohahayhahoohoohaaa!
5- you’re back!
28- *laughs histaricaly*
THis had better work.
yay homework done. lesse if this works.
Ð/240
w00t!
Þ
ð
þ
ignore post 32
lesse, sorry for all the posts.
Þ
ð
þ
YAAAAAAYYYYYY!
Þ
Þ what a loser, pointlessly posting over and over.
Þ
I
30- You missed him?
yaah.!
☻♣☻
☺◘☺
Since there are so many pointlessly posted symbols/ accents / letters/ misc. here, I will do some.

∆∆∆
∑∑∑
≈≈≈
£££
ßßß
ÃÃÃ
Æ’Æ’Æ’
37- yes, do you have a problem with that?
Noooo… It’s just unusual.
28-*gasp!* *runs and hides*
And there was much rejoicing.
43- lol.
43-Yeah for Monty Python!
41- how is it unusaul? i’m entitled to miss him!
Bunny Rant
8) Huh?
FIN
Um…
That should do it.
Hmm, do I dare try another one? Yes, I dare.
” I am so happy to be alive! I could sing!”
“Don’t.”
“Why? What are you but a bizzarely hued small creature? To tell me not to sing?”
“You don’t know what you’re messing with.”
“Oh? Don’t I?”
“No, you don’t. Obviously.’
“Be careful, those HPBs are really dangerous.”
“Little green emoticon, listen to your wise friend.”
“No, what’ca gonna do to stop me?”
“You’re about to find out….”
“Wait! Back off! That’s my personal space! What are you doing to me—” [silence]
“BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
/
I have to go catch the bus soon!
Then why are you smiling? That’s horrible.
But I can go out into the fresh, rainy, air! Ahhhhh…
Butbut
skips off happily*
???
*
TO BE CONTINUED…
51-heh. NIce.
51- awesome.
:idea:(some impossible mutation that is not evil) Why don’t we call them smirounies?
It’s true! Scott Fahlman invented the emoticon in 1982. I think it’s wonderful that we know where smileys came from.
is it just me, or are the
s sarcastic?
They’re beyond sarcastic. They’re positively mordant.
Where did the HPBs originate, anyway? When did they first make the scene?
58- it’s on the website you know.
What? I didn’t know. I was wondering where they made their debut.
February 2003.
Aha, now I see. Before I started subscribing, unfourtunately. who’s idea was it, and how do we have the m on MB, when I’ve never seen them anywhere else?
62- The editors’ own creativity, I guess. I don’t think they go back before muse.
The history of the bunnies was revealed on the Gaboomba. I’ll post a link when I get a chance, but you can gain much wisdom by searching for yourself.
All right, here’s one key piece of bunny lore:
https://musefanpage.com/NewFiles/message_archive_1.html#43
So that explains it! l’ve been getting muse since before that, but l missed some waiting for re-subsciption.
And why do you say that HPBs are evil? They were made for a good cause!
46- Why do you like C++D and Me? No one else cares!
65- I actualy have no idea. are you mad at me? i realy don’t know why.
8) Kagy is soooooooo cool.
well of course YOU would say that!
*angry face*
converts 8) and 
into 
8) *angry face*
enter the
Epilogue: they conquered the world
THE END
l’m not mad! Your cool! l’m just surprised.
67- I’m cool? no one has ever told me that *snif* thank-you. why does it surprise you? you’re pretty cool yourself (actualy extrodinarily cool) and if this isn’t too crepy a stalkerish question how old are you? Giminators in gr.8 right? so are you too?
67- You’re too hard on yourself and your friends, Ag. You act like like no one cares about you but I do and so does Kagy. I’m sure quite a lot of people like you just fine. You just don’t hang out on the threads that I do, that’s all.
And if you’re going to refer to all those occasions when I have rejected your ideas, it doesn’t mean I don’t like you. It just means we think differently.
68- Yup, you’re cool. I don’t generally go around telling everyone who’s cool that they’re cool, because it seems a tad unnecessary.
68- 13, Grade 7. How am l cool?
69- You’re right. Sorry.
71- i’m 13 and in gr.9. but I’m 14 next month. you just are. you sound a lot older than gr.7. you are very cool. how am I cool?
GRADE 9????????? WOW!!! Sorry. l try to sound sophisticated without seeming pompous. Very tough. Extrodinarily cool? That’s new…
73- wait- is that you going GRADE (???????????WOW!!!! out of disbelief that i thought you were in gr9 or in disbelief that i’m in grade nine? I’m hoping the former
Shock that she was in Grade 9.
75- how old did you think I was?
here is a HPB:
⎪ ⎪
⎛°°⎞
âŽ~âŽ
not to good, is it?
76- lt’s not that you’re 13, lt’s that you’re a ninth grader at 13. l guess it’s not so shoking.
:idea:: I will rule the world… BWAH HA HA HA HA!!
and :evil:: Um, no, that’s what we’re doing.
use their special power of cloning)
and :evil:: See? looky what WE can do!!!
clones become :mrgreen:)
and evil::…Now THAT’s cool. Mr. :idea:, would you care to join our team in world domination?
and :evil:: NO! You join OUR cause!!!
become 
and :mrgreen:)
:idea:: However, unfortunately for you, my powers of hypnosis are vastly greater than any special powers of yours.
:twisted:: Oh yeah?
:evil:: Wanna bet?
(:twisted: and
:twisted::evil::twisted::evil::twisted::evil::twisted::evil::twisted::evil::twisted::evil::twisted::evil::twisted::evil::twisted::evil::twisted::evil::twisted::evil:: BWAH HA HA HA HA!!!
:idea:: Humph. *mind control*
(:twisted: and
:mrgreen::mrgreen::mrgreen::mrgreen::mrgreen::mrgreen::mrgreen::mrgreen::mrgreen::mrgreen::mrgreen::mrgreen::mrgreen::mrgreen::mrgreen::mrgreen::mrgreen::mrgreen::mrgreen::mrgreen::mrgreen:: drool…
:idea:: MR?! You suck-ups! Either you join Mostly Harmless by choice, or I use my mind control prowess to turn you into cheerful zombie slaves like all your clones! BWAH HA HA HA HA!!!
:idea:: *pies*
:twisted:: *pies*
:evil:: *pies*
:mrgreen:x21:*pies*
:idea:: *mind control*
(:twisted: and
:mrgreen:x23: drool…
:idea:: BWAH HA HA HA HA!!!!!!
:idea:TNÖ:idea:
78- it’s pretty normal. I turn 14 really soon *coughoctober16cough* but to me it’s realy weird that your in gr7. shouldn’t you be in gr.8?
Not should. l hate it when people say l should be in a grade. l repeated kindergarten because l was younger than everyone else, and become older than everyone else the second year. Weird.
81- I know people like that.
81- sorry, i was just wondring but it doesn’t realy matter. I still love you (as a friend)
Cool. [/frequently used word between the two of us on this thread]
84- was that directed at me?
65- Absolute power corrupts absolutely. Nothing that popular stays good for very long.
(
:idea:: Don’t be sarcastic. That’s MY job.
HeheheheheHeHeHeHEHEHEHAWHAWHAW!!! TNO, that was the best one I have ever seen!
yup.
Help?
*:roll: pies :evil:*
*:eek: and
THE END (thank goodness!)
87- why thank you.
.
What color should I color this bunny?
Hot pink.
Oh yeah!
Hot pink bunnies are evil.
and 
No they aren’t!
They ARE! I’ll show you!
Yeah. *gets laptop and shows them SSSSs*
and 
Hahahahahahahahahaha! Yeah, right!
That’s right. Keep on laughing. Not a word of it is true.
and 
Aww, how cute!
turns into 
NO!
Don’t listen to it!
and 
IT’S EVIL!!!!!!!
and 
Heehee. You guys are so funny.
*practically purrs with triumph* I’m just a cute little bunny…
Don’t look it in the ey– *is hypnotized*
It’s so much nicer when they believe I’m good from the start. It helps enormously.
Oh no! :eek:!
*hypnotizes :shock:* There. Now everyone is happy. Especially ME.
Master.
92- Wah ha ha ha ha! So true…
:D: Whoa, is it just me or are the people on here kinda obsessed with the hynotic powers of the bunnies?
Wait, weren’t you guys zombified?
and :oops:: Suddenly we feel the urge to become green and smile! *become :mrgreen:s*
BWAH HA HA HA HA HA!
:lol:: I know, it’s totally bogus.
:cool:: Dude, you’re, like, learning. I’m in awe, dude.
:): No. Remember Stan Smiley’s first law of SSSSs. Every story is independant of the story proceding it.
:roll:: Obviously, TNÖ’s last three stories have thouroughly disproved that law. Note: plot developement.
:idea:: This thing has a plot? Besides me systematically converting all the smileys into cheerful zombie slaves, I mean.
:roll:: Nope, that just about covered it.
:), :lol:, and :cool:: So we’re still zombies?
:idea:: Yup.
:), :lol:, and :cool:: Ok. *become :mrgreen:s again*
:cry:: Wah!
:idea:: Oh boy, another volunteer for our cause!
:cry:: WAH!!
:idea:: Oh shut up.
:cry:: WAAAAAAAAH!
:roll:: Oh no.
:idea:: SHUT UP! NOW! *mind control*
:cry:: *makes several wailing expressions but is unable to make noise* ???
:idea:: That’s better.
:oops:: I’m so embarassed by you, :cry:! Why do you always cry in front of me?
:cry:: ???
:oops:: Grr. SPEAK!
:idea:: *mind control*
:mrgreen:x26: we like mind control.
:shock:: Oh no! Whatever shall we do next?!
:idea:: BWAH HA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA!!!!
:roll:: Mee hee hee… this is fun.
:idea:TNÖ:idea:
I mean, :mrgreen:x28.
Don’t you like HPBs?
Hmmm. Myaswell make one too…
Rebecca Lasely Holograph: Welcome, to the site of the notorius Hot Pink Bunnies, Pies, and Muse. I hope you enjoy your visit.
Everyone: *talks about random stuff on random thread*
Rebecca Lasely Holograph: I hope you enjoyed your visit! Come again soon!
Everyone: WHAT? But-
World: Boom *blows up*
Aliens: HEHEHEHE *blows up*
Okay, I am ubsezd.
blows up95- Who do you mean?
I certainly like HPBs. They’re pwnsome.
:idea:: Wait a minute… Where’d
go?
catches us!
jump on Cebu*
become 
#29 and #30*
:roll:: Probably decided to split before you zombified him, too.
:idea:: … Oh goodie. I love a good chase scene.
:roll:: *raises eyebrows*
:idea:: WAH HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! *starts tracking
:shock:: Oh no!
:eek:: We’re SO zombies when
:shock:: Where’d you come from?!
:eek:: Nevermind that, let’s go!
:shock:: Good idea…
:idea:: Weeeeeee! *bounces down hill*
:shock:: He’s catching up!
:eek:: Hey look! Cebu!
*:eek: and
Cebu: ??? *runs*
:idea:: Humph. *comandeers motor scooter*
:shock:: Go faster!
:eek:: I don’t think he can.
:shock:: Then we’re zombies! Go faster!
:idea:: WAH HAHAHAHAHAHA!
:eek:: Wait! If you zombify us, then there won’t be anymore smileys! The story will end!
:idea:: Of course it won’t. I still need to conquer the world. Duh.
:shock:: Darn.
:idea:: Yeah, to bad for you. *mind control*
*:shock: and
:roll:: Huh, carry on like this and we’ll rule the world before the week is out.
:idea:: *maniacal laughter*
:idea:TNÖ:idea:
101- don’t forget mine!
102- Huh?
:neutral:: Ok guys, it’s down to us.
: What if we’d rather run screaming in terror from 
and 
and :mrgreen:x30 than fight?
: I knew I should have stayed home today!
: Oh no! *become :mrgreen:s 31-33*
:mad:: To bad! We have to save the world!
:P: yeah. What he said.
:neutral:: You’re all with me?
:?, :mad:, :P: *cheer*
:idea:: How cute.
:roll:: Totally. Man the pie-tapults!
:mrgreen:x30: *piepiepiepiepiepiepiepiepie*
:|: Argh!
:P: Nevermind that, PIE! Pie for your lives! *piepiepiepiepiepie*
:mad:: *piepiepiepiepiepiepie*
:idea:: I do love a good fight, don’t you, :roll:?
:roll:: Oh, yeah, pie filing is what I live for.
:idea:: You know what I don’t get? Why do so many people on here *dodges pie* seem to think I kill people who oppose me? I hypnotize them so they become cheerful zombie slaves. Duh.
:roll:: It does seem kind of obvious when you put it like that. *pies :|*
:mrgreen:x30: *piepiepiepiepiepiepiepiepie*
:idea:: Ok, I’m bored. *mind control*
:neutral:, :P, and
:idea:: BWAH HA HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA!!! On to world conquest!!!!
:idea:TNÖ:idea:
/
Similes? What’s this about similes?
“One thing that literature would be greatly the better for
SHUT UP! I don’t want to hear “Very Like A Whale”!!!!
turns into 
Ingrate. *mopes*
Booooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooorrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrriiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnggggggggggggggg…. Let’s talk about me for a change, shall we?
and 
No.
Sure! Wait–what?
I love it when they’re weak-minded.
Yesssssssssssss Masssssssssssssster……………
*chuckles evilly*
HOW DARE YOU INSULT MY RECITATION SKILLS! *pies :evil:*
*pies :mad:*
Now, now… Think how happy you could be if you just obeyed me forever. No fighting, no pies…
and 
Yessssssssssss Massssssssssssssssssster…………
Very good. Now…
Would be a more restricted employment by authors of simile and metaphor.”
Thank you GAPA, you fixed the smileys.
GAPAs: Please do not zap my next post. It is an experiment, and rest assured that I would never dream of doing something so pointless on a less pointless thread.
Perhaps it was just automatically zapped by the software for having no content. I’ll find out, I guess.
Oh. If you don’t fill in the required field, it just says “Anonymous” by default. I see.
Interesting, but that should have gone on the HTML thread. (Which is dead)
/
: What?
#2: What?
: Come here.
#2: What?
: What do you think?
#2: What do I think?
: Yes.
/
#2 What? I think?! WHAT RUBBISH IS THIS? Emoticons only have emotion, they don’t THINK! *scoff*
8) how many mbers does it take to change a lightbulb?
13 or something right?
yeah, robert, didn’t you explain this on some other thread?
okay…. who’s gonna make the HPB to lightbulb SSSS?
8) yes he did and i’m explaining it on this one!
How many smilies does it take to change a lightbulb? Answer: 11. Which one are you?
1
To smile at passers-by and hope they change the lightbulb for him.
2
To roll their eyes at :mrgreen:.
1
To go to the store and buy a new lightbulb.
1
To blush because he forgot to change the lightbulb.
1
To laugh at 
becuase he forgot to change the lightbulb.
2
To wreak havoc and smash as much stuff as they can so no one can get to the lightbulb to change it.
1
To eat all the stuff the HBP’s wrecked.
1
To climb the ladder, unscrew the old bulb, screw in the new one, decend the ladder, and leave.
1
To stare in awe at the whole ordeal.
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I have to go now.
to be cont’d
Oh man! My smileys didn’t work! :O
For reasons known only to WordPress, you have to start the “sideways face” smileys with a space. (The “command” smileys don’t need one.) There also has to be a non-smiley character on the first line of your post. I’ve gone back and fixed them.
Mine didn’t either X B
My last idea for a SSSS was really stupid, so I am trying again:
SSSS? Cool! This is pretty corny, put I just like making smilies.
– Hello!
– Hello!
– MWAHAHAHAHAHAA!
and 
– Oh no!
– *kills 
and :D*
– MWAHAHAHAHAHAA!
– Hello!
– What are you doing here???
– *blows up, killing itself and 
More Smiley mayhem!
– Hello!
– *blows up*
– What happend?
– Some green guy just exploded!
– Mwahahahahahaa!
– AAH! An evil devil thing! Run!
– *Kills 
and :shock:*
– Mwahahahahahaa!
Hello!
Mwahahahahuu???
*blows up*
8) – Dude.
8) #2 – Dude.
8) – Duuuude.
8) #2 – Duuuuuuude.
8) #1 and #2 – Dude?
*
– “Only Beavo makes things blow up”? We’ll see about that!!!
:mrgreen::mrgreen::mrgreen::mrgreen::mrgreen::mrgreen::mrgreen::mrgreen::mrgreen: *all blow up*
*poof!*
131-
*they all blow and the impact destroys everyone and everthing*
[Your lucky day, Beavo; the Smiley Repair Gnome had not yet left to take a nap. –Admin.]
Aw. Can somebody fix those too ?
Just because I have nothing else to do… (actually, I have many other things I could do, but I don’t feel like doing them right now)
.
Hi! I’m addicted to NaNoWriMo!
Go away
Why?
Because I hate NaNoWriMo
*Gasp* You hate NaNoWriMo?!?!
*Gasp* You hate NaNoWriMo?!?!
*Gasp* You hate NaNoWriMo?!?!
*Gasp* You hate NaNoWriMo?!?!
*Gasp* You hate NaNoWriMo?!?!
erm…yes…
Why?
Because I hate writing.
*Gasp* You hate Writing?!?!
*Gasp* You hate Writing?!?!
*Gasp* You hate Writing?!?!
*Gasp* You hate Writing?!?!
*Gasp* You hate Writing?!?!
erm…yes…
Why?
Because I hate creativity
*Gasp* You hate Creativity?!?!
*Gasp* You hate Creativity!?!
*Gasp* You hate Creativity?!?!
*Gasp* You hate Creativity?!?!
*Gasp* You hate Creativity?!?!
Why?
Because I’m not creative
Why?
Just because, goshdarnit! HPBs, please help me out here.
*ATTACK!!!!*
8) *Gasp* You hate NaNoWriMo?!?!
8) *Gasp* You hate Writing?!?!
8) *Gasp* You hate Creativity?!?!
Oh, I see. I forgot to put in the spaces. Thanks to whatever GAPA fixed that for me!
If only it were true…
137-haha
>
If only that were true!
GAPA: Hey!
*rushes off to HTML thread*
GR.
*
*Sighs* I’m feeling unhappy… I’m tired of being so insolent and evil. It just doesn’t satisfy me anymore…
*
These stories are addicting. How did I let myself get sucked into this?
142- Hehehe. You write one, and you can’t stop.
I am not trying to cause another pie war. This is just a SSSS made for the viewer’s pleasure. Nothing more.
*
throws giant pie of doom at :D*
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â•«â–‘â–º
â•«â–‘â–‘â–º
â•«â–‘â–‘â•â–º
╫░░♦â•â–º
╫░░♦♦â•â–º
╫░░♦♦♦â•â–º
╫░░♦♦♦♦â•â–º
╫░░♦♦♦â•â–º
╫░░♦♦â•â–º
╫░░♦â•â–º
â•«â–‘â–‘â•â–º
â•«â–‘â–‘â–º
â•«â–‘â–º
▀►
â–º
*
throws evil spike pie O doom at :)*
_/\_/\_/\_/\_/\_/\_
\____:twisted:____/
SPLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT!
*Both Smilies die*
THE END
AUGH! Sorry for quadruple posting, but I meant in post #145 to ask if you could turn *:|* into a :). I’M CONFUSING MYSELF!
[A Smiley Repair Gnome made some adjustments. Hope they were correct. — Admin.]
Never mind, then.
147- *Beavo’s :mrgreen:’s all blow up*
149-:mrgreen: REMATERIALIZE AND ATTACK! BAHAHAHA!
150- :mrgreen::mrgreen::mrgreen::mrgreen:
:mrgreen::mrgreen::mrgreen::mrgreen::mrgreen:
:mrgreen::mrgreen::mrgreen::mrgreen::mrgreen:
:mrgreen::mrgreen::mrgreen::mrgreen::mrgreen:
:mrgreen::mrgreen::mrgreen::mrgreen::mrgreen:
:mrgreen:x24: ATTACK!
*Beavo and IBCF’s :mrgreen:’s rush at each other*
*:idea: suddenly jumps into the scene*
:idea:: Wait! We can resolve this pointless conflict. *mind control*
:idea:: Yes, that’s more like it. Mwahahahaha!
:idea:: Oh, no you don’t! *pies*
___
:): Aaah! What a great day to be alive!
*
:evil:: Hahahaha! You’re such a loser!
:o: Don’t let that bully get to you!
:evil:: Shut up!
:o: No, you shut up!
:evil:: No, YOU shut up!
:cry:: Waaaaaah!
:evil:: *pies*
:o: *pies*
Everybody: *shuts up*
Beavo: *bed* *sleep* *snore*
Mouse: HE SAT ON ME!
—-
#1: We shall overrule the earth.
#2: Yes, the humans are inadequate. Our society is better.
#1: The foolish Musers have fueled our return to earth.
#2: Their beliefs shall be their downfall.
*both float off into distance giggling giggles of utter HPB doom*
Hmm, I haven’t been here in awhile. At the moment I’m completely devoid of any inspiration, but [dramitic whisper] I will return……
Rosie the
everyone is prejudice. l myself am good!
yes, humans are evil. Join us in the conquest of museica!
no! l can’t l won’t!
Idiot! You shall be brought before our king!
Bad rabbit! You shall be punished!
over walkie talkie- Ag! Help!
Evil
Rosie the
Evil
King of hotpincbunniland
Rosie the
A snippet from my book. The King of Hotpincbunniland captures good HPBs as well as bad and forces them to fight.
Perhaps I shall try to do another of these…….
Weak, I know. I’m out of practise…….
158- Wasn’t that bad. Better than any of mine, anyway.
#2: Ravenous monsters! Yeah! Let’s bunnify everyone and take over the world!
What? NO! Let’s be benevolent and friendly and give everyone candy!
#2: Yeah, right! *pies*
*pies*
:idea:: What are we, civilized HPBs or ravenous monsters?
*civil war starts*
=========
160~ Oh, you are cruel. So cruel. Well, here I go. For now.
————time passes———–
Nothing? Has anyone anything to say?
Perhaps I shall continue……
:idea::idea::idea::idea::idea::idea::idea::idea::idea::idea::idea::idea:etc…. “Yes, we want to hear the human!”
:idea::idea::idea::idea::idea::idea::idea::idea::idea::idea:s, etc… *mayhem*
Human, how come you by such knowledge of our kind?”
You will write for us. There is information for you to begin with back at your room. You will begin immediately. You will go now.”
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More soon!
here is the saga of the pie war, part 1 :
8) as you you will
random
random
tons of pieing starts. then the pie war lovers (
It could be better.
I’m trying to think of an ending for mine. Should I end up a zombie slave to the bunnies? die for the cause of Mostly Harmless? escape?
Help!!! I am at your mercy, tell me what I should do.
Well, don’t die for the cause — at least not permanently. You could become a zombie slave for a while and then snap out of it and escape. Or you could feed the bunnies a pack of lies about humans to confuse them and make them ditch their nefarious plans. (You don’t believe that story about wanting peace, do you?)
Other MBers may feel free to add some chapters or even to join in the action.
Next year, the bunnies are in for a surprise. I hope. But all evidence points toward a high probability. Unless the GAPAs have changed their minds.
YES! HELP!!!!! People, please add chapters and/or ideas!
I have realised how hard it is to write a story using only dialog. Strange, that the writing lesson I’m on in my workbook right now is dialog…… Hmm, I wonder if this could count towards homework? If only. *sigh*
I wonder why they didn’t abduct me? I’m the one with the other blog, after all. *smugness* I know how to work with WordPress.
*bunnies appear*
Well, I’m not actually that good… I can’t figure out how to get the recent comments sidebar to work… *inches away*
*poof*
:idea:#2NamedJerry-Yes sir! *takes zombie, formerly Beavo the Online Stalker Spy’s hand and leads him into blue mist* *dissapears*
Oh, whine crackers. GAPA– uh, I mean HTML Gnomes? Could you please, ah, do your stuff?
This is not the current story. this is a preview of my own story. lt’s a chapter, and a summary.
C++DM
Beavo
Gimanator
Me
RtH
Kagy
and a mercenary.
oh, knock it off. you want justice as much as all of us.
(guard) Who goes there?
*hoists gun* BLAM!
Oh my. What is this grotesque weapon l’m holding? Excuse me for not letting you in.
DIstinguished guests, your majesty. l shall leave you.
(king) Well, it isn’t the infamous zemtee.
Eat joy! BLAM!
That stung a bit.
You are making me angry. There’s too much evil in me to be stamped out be weaklings like you. *pushes button and leaves the room*
We are zemtee!
nothing happens.
everyone: BLAM!
*room fills with noxious gass*
Urrrrrrrrrg…
everyone: *in dank cell*
(Rosie) Well, this is a fine how do you do.
l might be able to get us out of here…
Dank cell? *sneeze*
Ib god a gold.
170~I love it.
____________________________
So, there it stands. I may, or may not get on tomorrow, and if I don’t I won’t be on untill the 26th or so. Then I’ll be able tocontinue the adventures in HPBland. Feel free to add as much as you’d like.
Oh, and no, I didn’t beleive the bunny’s story about wanting peace. I’m not that stupid!
(167, 176) See, Robert, I told you
Midnight Fiddler was sneakier than thatthe bunnies didn’t know with whom they were dealing.I’m gonna be gone too over Thanksgiving. Well, tomarrow anyway. And they day after that. So, who’s gunna continue? RtH?
*
Hello, IBCF. I’ve been waiting for you.
You’ve been waiting for me? Oh, I’m sorry I couldn’t get here sooner. Did you have to wait long?
Don’t get smart with me, human.
Me? Smart? Oh, you must have the wrong person. I’m anything but smart.
*takes out dangerous looking weapon*
I’ll be good.
Good. Now let’s stop delaying and get to the point. You, IBCF, have been spreading lies about our kind. You’ve been saying things like HPBs are evil and our heads fall off.
What are you talking about? I never lie.
Liar.
Fine! What do you want?!?
We want you dead.
AAAAH!
Just kidding. That would make us look bad. Actually, we just want you to stop spreading these rumors.
But they’re not rumors! I’ve been researching your kind! It’s true!
*takes out dangerous looking weapon*
I see your point. I won’t do it anymore.
That’s not good enough. You’re coming with me.
Um, okay. Wait–are you going to bunnify me or something?
Maybe. *sniggers*
AAAAAH! *struggles*
It would be weird and awesome to have a new thread for this. It’s an RRR after all, so why not? An RRS! (Round Robin Smiley)
Sorry for the double post.
So, whaddaya say, GAPAs? How about the first ever RRS thread? After all, this is SSSS and the story has stopped being stupid and senseless. That makes it off topic. Right?
181- Pleeeeaase? Can we have one?
That actually sounds pretty fun. Maybe we should wait until Friday or something, though, because there have been a lot of new threads lately, and then it would give everyone a new thing to do this weekend!
Would we create a set of characters, or would any of the smileys and any personality work?
Good idea! Now this thread can resume its regular programming of short, disjointed SSSSs while the bunny saga continues on Round-Robin Smileys.
*
Where is everyone? You know, just because we have a new smiley thread doesn’t mean you have to stop posting here!
Shut up.
Don’t you tell me to shut up!
Just shut up! *pies*
*pies*
ZOMBIES, ATTACK!!!
*:mrgreen: x100 come in and blow everything and everyone up* THE END.
This looks fun.
“You are an insult to my intelligence.”
“Watch out!”
*zombifies 8) and 
*
8) “Yo dudes. Wassup?”
8) “But I’m such a dude”
I really hope this works.
Time for another GAPA SSSS:
*
Hmmm. *thinks*
(Note this is MY SFF anyone else who continues it is in violation of Paragraph 18 of the Smiley Copyright Contract. SFF is Smiley Fan Fiction.) *vanishes*
193-Ooh! If that’s gonna actually be kontinued, it goes on the RRS thread. (Which needs revival). *hint hint nudge nudge wink wink*
-IBCF’s SSSS fables
*
Moral: Never say you are cooler then a HPB, for you will surely die, or be zombified, or whatever.
Moral: Alright then. *leaves*
Anyone else: *tip toes away fastlike*
Moral: The Hot Pink Bunnies will take over the world AND THERE’S NOTHING YOU CAN DO ABOUT IT BWAHAHAHA.
Moral: When the HPBs say shut up, you do so. *vanishes in poof of blue smoke smelling of raw spaghetti*
-IBCF’s SSSS fables
Moral: The HPB is the mordantest emoticon. Those who try to be mordanter will surley–
Moral: If a HPB tells you to leave, you–
-IBCF’s SSSS fables
“The Tortoise and the Hot Pink Bunny”
Tortoise: Let us have a race.
No.
Do I need to give you a reason?
I don’t need to give you anything!
*mind control*
*
Drool…
Foolish reptile. *maniacal laughter*
*kills*
Tortoise: Why not?
Tortoise: Yes.
Tortoise: What? But I just–
*tortoise becomes
Moral: Slow and steady wins the race!
Moral: *dead*
Everyone: *trembles*
Moral: If an HPB gets presents from you, make sure it dosn’t contain any lead paint.
What?
You do that. *mind control*
I could listen to this guy all day! *does so*
Moral Maker: Uhhh….
Moral Maker: HPBs rule all. And there’s nothing you can do about it.
-IBCF’s SSSS fables
“The Mouse and the HPB”
Mouse: *skips happily along road*
Stop right there, rodent.
You bet your life it is.
Sure. *zombifies*
*
Drool…
Hehehehe. *suddenly gets snared in trap*
Cool! I have caught a bizzarely hued small creature with my rope trap!
*mind control*
becomes 
*
*releases 
from trap*
*dezombifies Mouse* So you were saying…?
Stupid fool. *zombifies Mouse again*
*shoots moral with bazooka*
Mouse: Oh, dear. It’s a hot pink bunny.
Mouse: Wait! Don’t zombify me! If you were to get snared in a trap by hunters someday, I would bite the ropes and rescue you!
*mouse becomes
*
Mouse: Um… Er…
Moral: One good turn deserves ano–
Moral: *explodes*
-IBCF’s SSSS fables
“The Smiley who Called ‘HPB!'”
Sheep: Baaa.
Sheep: Baaa.
*later*
*later*
Sheep: Baaaa!
Sheep: Baaadrool…
*
Moral: *wisely decides not to say anything*
wow. these are funny.
-IBCF’s SSSS fables
“The Uprising”
Moral: *wants to say something but knows that if it is said then death would come on swift wings but really wants to say up but that would just make things worse oh what the heck I’ll just say it* Don’t uprise agai–
204-
Stupid IBCF. He/she can’t even count emoticons. There were 12 zombies, not “14”.
*kills 
*
*unwisely decides to come back from the dead and say something*
*does something very nasty to 
*
*never speaks again*
205-
No, there were 14 zombies. It’s just that IBCF forgot to add 
and 
in the second row of emoticons.
WHY IS THERE SO MUCH TALKING??? I ORDER EVERYONE TO SHUT UP!
Everyone: *shuts up*
206-
No, I think you meant third row. The second row was fine.
NOW LOOK! WITH ALL YOUR TALKING YOU MADE IBCF QUADRUPAL POST! SHUT UP!!!
“Quadruple” is spelled with a PLE, not a PAL–
*destroys anything that moves or speaks*
*kills Moral anyway*
Moral: *wisely decides not to move or speak*
:grin:: Happy New Year!
said I had to stay and help, that’s all. *mutters* I wasn’t expecting a kind of spanish inquisition-
and :evil:: Oh no! *become 
and 
#3-10*
:razz:,:smile:,:lol:,and:wink:: Yay! *consume vast amounts of ginger ale, turkey, and ice cream*
:cry:: Wah! You ate all the turkey!
:shock:: And the ice cream!
:razz:,:smile:,:lol:,and:wink:: So?
:cry:: So… We’re hungry! Wah! *sobs uncontrolably*
Meanwhile, deep underground in Florida…
:twisted:: *chuckles evilly* Our evil plan is working perfectly!
:evil:: Yes, indeed.
:twisted:: You know, I’m surprised that we haven’t seen *whispers* : idea : */whispers* around anywhere. Where is he?
:evil:: Dunno.
:twisted:: You don’t know? Why?
:evil:: Look, I don’t keep tabs on the guy!
:twisted:: Why not?
:evil:: *glares*
:twisted:: And why were you late?
:evil:: Twooble et de poototo ferm.
:twisted:: What?
:evil:: Twooble et de poototo ferm.
:twisted:: I can’t understand a word you’re saying.
:evil:: Trouble at the potatoe farm.
:twisted:: Oh? What kind of trouble?
:evil:: I don’t know, just that there was trouble and
:idea:: Nobody expects the spanish inquisition! Bwah ha ha! *mind control*
:idea:: BWAH HA HA HA HA HA!
Back with the partiers…
:razz:,:smile:,:lol:,:wink:,:grin:: Well, this has certainly been fun.
:shock:and:cry:: Except you lot ate all the turkey and ice cream.
:eek:: And drank all the gingerale!
:idea:: All of which pales in comparison to the fact that I am now going to zombify all of you.
:razz:,:smile:,:lol:,:wink:,:grin:,:shock:,:cry:,:eek:: OH NO! *become
:mrgreen:x10: drool…
moral:
:idea:: Don’t say it.
:moral: *says nothing*
:idea:: Gooood doggy.
Cast of Characters:
= Conceited younger sister
= Sarcastic older sister
= Grandpa
Enter
:), :roll:, and
Useless Slash: \ There, happy? *pouts*
Moral: *is wise*
Hey!
Hey! A dead bird in the sky!
*brutally murders* Bwahaha! *eats innards*
Moral: Hey yourself. I didn’t say that I wisely did anything, I’m just being wise! Being wise does not constitute doing anything, you know.
Moral: Where? *looks up*
Aw, foo. Smiley gnome, do your stuff. *grumbles*
*
Why does a 
and a “moral” seem to show up in almost every story now?
Because.
Because what?
♫Because, because, because, because, because…♫
Shut up.
No.
Why not?
♫Because, because, because, because–♫
*kills*
Thank you for disposing of that annoying emoticon.
Who said you could talk in my presence?
Uh… er…
Welcome to the army, my newest recruit. *zombifies*
ZOMBIES, ATTACK!
x 11: *kills moral*
*evil chuckle*
Moral: *tries to sneak away*
Moral: Wahh! I’m dead. Wahh!
I thought killing you would shut up.
Hey! *tries to kill* *can’t*
*pouts* Fine. I’ll take my anger out on this poor little emoticon.
What?
*kills*
Moral: You can’t kill a moral. Stupid bunny.
Moral: Ha! I’m already dead! Ha! Can’t kill me! Can’t can’t can’t!
☺ I’m so tiny. And cute.
Hey! Everyone should love me!
*
Oh, yeah? *refrains from killing or zombifing everyone and tries to be tiny and cute*
*kills everyone*
No one? Who’s “no one”? It was “everyone” that I killed. What does “no one” have to do with this?
*kills ☺*
That’s what you think! *gags moral*
Everyone: *loves ☺*
Everyone: But ☺ is tiny and cute.
☺ Yeah! And besides, you just kill or zombify everyone. Why should everyone love you if you do that? *sticks tongue out at
Everyone: *still loves ☺*
☺ See? That’s why no one loves you.
☺ Wait–what? *confused*
Moral: Yay! Since you can’t kill me, I can make all the noise I want!
Moral: *muffled screams*
:yourmom: You know what, :idea:, you suck.
WHAT?
I do! I love you! *hugs :idea:*
Get away.
I love you. *looks up* I love you.
I said go away. Hey! We’re falling!
Falling in love!
Argh!
*dismantles a pen*
:yourmom: You suck. I hate you. Nobody likes you.
:yourmom: Hahaha. *does fish slapping dance*
Moral: This was completely random. There is no moral. That I know of.
Everyone: Who cares! *watches fish slapping dance*
*
*walks*
*walks* *squishes army* Oops.
becomes 
* Ew, yuck. *tries to wipe squished smilies off feet*
Oh, no you don’t! Get back to work!
Oh, come on! Give him a break!
*kills 
*
*crushes ☺*
*grabs moral and drags him back*
☺☻☺☻☺☻☺☻☺☻☺☻☺☻ We are the tiny smiley army. Fear us.
☺☻☺☻☺☻☺☻☺☻☺☻☺☻ ATTACK!!!
*
Moral: All these stories are getting random. I should quit.
Everyone: Yes, you should.
☺ *is still alive* Yay, I’m still alive!
☺ *is not alive anymore*
Moral: *tries to sneak away*
*
Yay! Let us celebrate!
Why?
Because this is the 218 post!
What’s to celebrate about that?
Nothing. I just feel like celebrating!
…okay…
*celebrates*
*blows up, killing 
and 
*
Why did that happen?
That’s why they’re called “SSSSs.”
*blows u–*
Now wait just a minute there! I refuse to let you blow up.
Um, okay then. *implodes*
Moral: Who knows? These stories are stupid, senseless, and utterly random.
And now for something completely different…
I am the arrow. I point the way.
Oh dear, we’re lost.
But look! Salvation! The arrow is pointing the way!
becomes 
* Let us rejoice!
and 
follow arrow*
and 
fall off cliff*
*is falling* Hey, I thought the arrow pointed the way!
*is hiding behind 
* Bwahahahaha!
Oh, an HPB made the arrow point the wrong way. Darn.
and 
hit the ground*
and 
die*
That’s the idea.
*
Narrator guy: And there was much rejoicing.
*
*
*
*
Moral: *shudders* These HPBs are truly moraless creatures.
FINALLY, THE END
Narrator guy: And there was much rejoicing.
*
Hey, have you ever heard the “five wooden pigeon song”?
No.
Do you want to hear it?
No.
It goes like this! *sings in low, monotone voice* “♫Five…wooden…pigeons. Five…wooden…pigeons. Five…wooden…pigeons. Sitting…on a… RAFTER!!! …Oh, no. One has flown away. Let us be sad. *cries* Four…wooden…pigeons. Four…wooden…pigeons. Four…wooden…pigeons. Sitting…on a… RAFTER!!! …Oh, no. One has flown away. Let us be sad. *cries* Three…wooden…pigeons. Three…wooden…pigeons. Three…wooden…pigeons. Sitting…on a… RAFTER!!! …Oh, no. One has flown away. Let us be sad. *cries* Two…wooden…pigeons. Two…wooden…pigeons. Two…wooden…pigeons. Sitting…on a… RAFTER!!! …Oh, no. One has flown away. Let us be sad. *cries* One…wooden…pigeon. One…wooden…pigeon. One…wooden…pigeon. Sitting…on a… RAFTER!!! …Oh, no. One has flown away. Let us be sad. *cries* No…wooden…pigeons. No…wooden…pigeons. No…wooden…pigeons. Sitting…on a… RAFTER!!! …But wait! They have returned! Let us rejoice! …Five…wooden…pigeons. …Five… wooden…pigeons. Five…wooden…pigeons. Sitting…on a… RAFTER!!! …Oh, no. One has flown away. Let us be sad. *cries* Four…wooden…pigeons. Four…wooden…pigeons. Four…wooden…pigeons. Sitting…on a… RAFTER!!! …Oh, no. One has flown away. Let us be sad. *cries* Three…wooden…pigeons. Three…wooden…pigeons. Three…wooden…pigeons. Sitting…on a… RAFTER!!! …Oh, no. One has flown away. Let us be sad. *cries* Two…wooden…pigeons. Two…wooden…pigeons. Two…wooden…pigeons. Sitting…on a… RAFTER!!! …Oh, no. One has flown away. Let us be sad. *cries* One…wooden…pigeon. One…wooden…pigeon. One…wooden…pigeon. Sitting…on a… RAFTER!!! …Oh, no. One has flown away. Let us be sad. *cries* No…wooden…pigeons. No…wooden…pigeons. No…wooden…pigeons. Sitting…on a… RAFTER!!! …But wait! They have returned! Let us rejoice! …Five…wooden…pigeons. …Five… wooden…”♫ etc, etc. *sings song 20 more times*
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! *runs away very fastlike, covering ears*
♫”…sitting…on a”♫–
*brutally murders* *throws innards into a bottomless pit*
*suddenly implodes*
Everyone: *rejoices*
Narrator guy: And there was much rejoicing.
*
Hello!
Hello!
*implode*
Ow. *dies*
*
I need money.
Why?
So I can take over the world.
No way.
Actually, I need money because I have a sickeningly materialistic attitude and I can’t live without it. *makes dying sounds*
becomes 
* Oh, sure.
No, really! *gasps* *falls to floor* *performs a vaguely plausible death act*
Oh, shut up!
*crawls to 
‘s ankles* *begs for money*
Oh, fine! Here, have some money! *gives money!
YES! BWAHAHAHA! NOW I WILL USE THIS CURRENCY TO BUILD AN AWESOME ARSENAL OF SPIKE PIES BEARING A RESEMBLENCE OF MYSELF! *runs away, laughing maniacally*
Freak. *is suddenly hit by spike pie*
*
_/\_/\_/\_/\_/\_/\_
\____:twisted:____/
World: *implodes*
Solar System: *implodes*
Galaxy: *implodes*
Aliens from Andromeda: Bahaha. *implodes*
Moral: *wisely decides not to implode*
IBCF: *makes moral implode*
*
Yo Momma!
Dude, “yo momma” is so immature.
It’s not immature when you say it.
That’s because I’m cool.
So? What difference does it make?
Yo Momma!
…you were saying?
becomes 
* Waaah! *goes home*
*kills everyone*
Everyone: *laughs*
*
♦ Hello!
You look like a grenade.
*dies*
Mehehehehaaa…
*implodes*
*dies*
‘s*
♦ *blows up*
Moral: *wisely decides to avoid ♦’s and
IBCF: *is feeling random and makes moral randomly fall off a cliff*
Moral: *dies*
/
Why so much death?
Moral: YOU SHALL NEVER ACHIEVE YOUR GOALS, USELESS MORTALS THAT YE BE!
That’s more like it!
*
Hm, shall I explode or shall I implode?
Implode.
Neither.
Both.
Both? How can I do both?
*somehow implodes and explodes at the same time*
Yay! *claps*
Wait, how does that work? Imploding and exploding are opposite things, so they should cancel out…
That still doesn’t make sense…
Who cares? *mind control*
becomes 
* drool…
Yay! More zombies to implode!
No, it isn’t! *pies*
SHUT UP! *kills*
Yay! Now I wanna implode/explode!
But…
Your opinion doesn’t matter. You’re a zombie, remember?
Oh, right. *falls off cliff* *dies*
Mehehehehaaa… I second that.
☻ Explode.
IBCF: I don’t know! Let’s just see what happens!
☻ and
IBCF: It doesn’t matter. I’m making this SSSS, and I can do whatever I want to do.
*
☻ Implode? Why implode? Exploding is so much more exciting!
☻ Yes, it is! *pies*
IBCF: Been there, done that. What I want to see is a zombie falling off a cliff.
IBCF: Hehehe… It’s fun to do whatever you want.
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RTH: Maybe nothing.
RTH: *Hurls spike pie with
RTH: That worked well!
RTH: And I help you use that power by throwing the pies!
RTH: *realizes
RTH: *PIES EVILUS
8) If you’re cool!
RTH: *PIES
RTH: *pies
RTH: This is a good breaking point.
RTH: THE END!!!
Red-tailed HAWK
An Instant Classic
I’m Stupid!
I’m Senseless!
I’m Smiley!
And this is Our Story!!!
Spare me.
if you don’t like the show, you can leave!
I will, then! *leaves theater* *shivers* Brr.
Oh, I’m a poor little orphan out in the cold! And it’s snowing and I don’t have any shoes!
*glares* Stop whining. *goes home* *goes to bed* *has bad dreams about how cruel he was to the poor little orphan* *gets up* *gets dressed* *searches for PLO (poor little orphan)* *finds PLO* *takes PLO home ang gives her a home*
*eats narrator*
And they lived Happily Ever After.
The End.
Everyone: That was boring. What about the HPBs?
Alice: HPBs are bad. Stories about poor little orphans who get rescued are good.
Everyone: No they aren’t!
Alice: Okay, so stories about poor little orphans who get rescued aren’t good, but HPBs are still bad.
*HPBs attack*
Everyone+Alice: *runs screaming*
The End. Really this time.
Narrator: I am unable to continue the story, due to my untimely death by HPB.
Percy: Hey! It’s cold here! *grows a beard*
*
I pwn!
No, I pwn!
Oh, yeah?
No fair!
and 
But… *are suddenly killed by HPBs*
Mehehehehaaa…
It’s our nature. *chuckles*
and 
* *shudders*
IBCF: Sorry guys, but everyone knows Zemtee pwns.
IBCF: Yeah. And since I’m making this SSSS, I can do whatever I want.
IBCF: Ah, but life is unfair, isn’t it?
IBCF: Really, do you have to be so violent?
IBCF: *looks at the remains of
(Narrator)
Once upon a time there was a–
Make this a story about me or else!
–little . . . hot-pink bunny . . . whom everyone called HPB, because she was one. She lived–
Hurry up.
So she went into the deep dark forest and she met a wolf and it said Hello little HPB where are you going and she said I’m going to Granny’s and it’s just that way and the wolf said Here why don’t hypnotize some of these mindless zombie slaves sitting by the path and HPB said Okay and the wolf ran away fast an d aqte up her Grandma and–
*cries* Poor Granny . . . I don’t like this story.
Ah . . . well . . . it’s essential to the plot, see . . .
*throws Narrator in the dungeon*
AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*chuckles evilly*
(Narrator)
(Narrator)
(Narrator)
(Narrator)
To be kontinued…
233-*snrk* now I wait to to see the three little pigs…
*kills*
smiley gnome?
:grin:, :shock:, and
Okay, I haven’t done any of these for awhile, and today I was actually missing them.
*leads revolt*
*
Hello! I’m going to sing the “five wooden pigeon” song! *sings* ♫
*covers ears* *murders 
*
*is dead* *unwisely decides to come back to life and keep singing the “five wooden pigeon song”* *sings* ♫
*throws 
at 
*
Wheee! *smashes into 
* *implodes*
*dies again* *unwisely decides to come back to life again and keep singing the “five wooden pigeon song” again* *sings* ♫
*lets out a blood-curdling scream* *implodes*
Everyone: *screams*
*
Oops.
What?
Nothing. I just say oops because I’m an embarrassed emoticon.
Why are you embarrassed?
Because I just am.
You’re weird.
I know.
This conversation is pointless.
Yes, it is.
World: *implodes*
.
im embarrassed but OH NO!!
no…not that, they will cut the regular TV shows to show S.E.H documentaries and i wanna watch doc martin!!!!!
yea well its exciting
did you know the Doc is going out with Louisa?
:'( Sir Edmund Hillary died yesterday
:'( why ‘OH NO’ its OK to be sad about a great nz icon dying
:'( YOU SELFISH BRAT!!!
:'( good point, but Ed Hillary was a great man
:'( turns to :O
:O really?!? tell me more!!!!
*
hah shame smileys didnt work!
nooooooooooooooooooooooooo
hahahahah
i think Ill give up this game unless I work
uh..yeah.
The Force was definitely with an 11-year-old Star Wars fan in England last month when he came to the defense of his mom during a mugging. The Sun newspaper reports the boy struck the man with his Star Wars toy lightsaber several times after the guy attacked his mom as they walked to her car. The man fled after the kid opened a can of Obi-Wan Kenobi on him.
tHe wEiRDo iN tHE PoLkA dOt HAt
*
You know what?
What?
The 
emoticon is stupid. We should replace it with a Kokopelli emoticon!
That would be cool! But what would happen to the poor 
?
It would cease to exist! Besides, nobody ever uses it anymore.
Okay then, sure! Let’s throw 
out!
*form angry mob* *chase after 
with pitchforks and torches*
NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
245- Hey, it didn’t work! I meant :question: , not
.
Does ::?:: even work???
Apparantly so. –>
I still think
sould be a pie!
everyone : snigger laugh guffaw!!!!!
everyone : OMG its CRYING
everyone: oh DARN!!!!!!!
Everyone: *mayhem*
251~ But some of us don’t like McDonalds. Or WalMart, but that’s a different story……
252-It’s a famous commercial. I personally hate McDonalds, and WalMart too.
(253) Though perhaps not famous to those who don’t watch television.
254-Watch? I don’t think it’s a TV commercial. All the times I’ve heard it (which has to be a lot, not including at school) is on the radio. I don’t think I’ve ever seen it on TV.
Then again, even if you don’t watch TV/listen to the radio you must know someone who can recite it perfectly at school. Probably two thirds of my school could automatically finish the commercial from “All in favor”.
Come to think of it, I don’t listen to the radio either. I am a creature of the Internet….
256-I wouldn’t listen to the radio any except for the fact that I get kicked off the computor frequently. Therefor, I have to have another kind of electronic procrastination. Hence, the radio is my second best friend, next to our dear computor.
I don’t have a TV, I never listen to the radio and I’m homeschooled. Yes, you might say I’m cut off from all civilization.
What’s worse that WalMart and McDonalds is a McDonalds in a Walmart. Yuck.
258-Such horrors! A McDonalds in a WalMart? That’s simply un-constitutional! REVOLT!
And yes, you are cut off from civilization. Nyuck nyuck nyuck.
the walmart near my US home has a mcdonalds in it. the mcdonalds is so gross, it makes the things walmart sell seem appealing
260- that must be why they have it.
Yeah, our local WalMart has a McDonalds in it. The whole place awful. I had to go in the other day and it left me feeling like I was going to puke. My friend (who was with me) hated it too, so we stood in the juniors clothes section and complained.
“She said to stop calling her.”
I haven’t actually been to a WalMart in such a long time. Or a McDonalds, for that matter.
I’ve been to a MacDonald’s about three times and A WalMart maybe five times. In my life.
I listen to the radio when I’m with my dad, but mostly just This American Life, A Prairie Home Companion, and some news thingies. I don;’t like the type of radio where they play ads. The music sucks.
Curtain goes up
A *shudder* McDonalds in a WalMart?!?
Hamburger: *is poisonous*
(Ronald McDonald)
(Ronald McDonald)
McDonald’s: *implodes*
WalMart: *implodes*
Anyone unfourtunate enough to be in WalMart at this time: *dies*
I watched Supersize me at school today. It makes me not want to eat at McDonalds ever again…
/
Why does IBCF like making everything implode?
That’s one of the universe’s eternal questions, isn’t it?
FORTY-TWO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Eek! Stop yelling!
Forty-two!!!
We should come up with a nice alternative to exploding/imploding.
Yeah.
Great idea!
Forty-two?
Did someone say idea?
No.
*vanishes*
Forty-two.
SHUT UP!
*cringes*
Why does Poe write such creepy stories?
I don’t know. That’s another one of the universe’s eternal secrets.
*gags 
*
Now, about that nice alternative?
Oh yeah. That was a good idea.
Now I KNOW someone said idea.
Sorry.
Do you have the wrong number?
That’s one of the universe’s eternal questions.
Forty-two!
267- You don’t say.
i wont eat any fast food, especially Mcdonalds after eating supersize me
You ATE supersize me?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?! The nerve! I never saw it!
someone get that dvd out of Treble_cone_freeskier’s stomach!
Micky D’s is delicous!
You’re out of your mind. Well, so am I, but that’s different.
And Alice, that was hilarious. Thank you. I needed that.
272- *heeheeheehee*
Hm. Why does IBCF make everything implode?
I seriously don’t know. Maybe you should ask him.
Okay. *asks IBCF*
Um, er…
Just like in Monty Python!
Uh… er… eh… *brain implodes* *dies*
* Your turn.
*runs away very fastlike* *runs into 
*
Hello! *implodes*
*implodes*
IBCF: Why do I make everything implode? Well, for that matter, why do birds fly? Why are HPBs evil?
IBCF: If you don’t answer this correctly, you will fall into this bottomless chasm.
IBCF: Yes.
IBCF:*turns to
Bottomless chasm: *implodes*
Monty Python: *implodes*
Which Monty Python?
*
HAHAHAHHOHEEHAHOHEHAHOHA!!!
You shall laugh no more. *bunnifies*
becomes 
* We are bunnies. We will take take over the world.
and 
: BAHAHAHAHA!
and 
: It doesn’t matter. Leave us. We must plot our next nefarious scheme.
and 
: *take over world* BAHAHAHAHA!
*
IBCF: I thought you said he would laugh no more.
IBCF: Fine, whatever. *leaves*
(Will Smith):cool: *sings Switch*
(Fan):grin: OMG I LOVE THAT SONG CAN I HAVE YOUR AUTOGRAPH OMG OMG OMFG
(Will Smith):cool: Sure!
(Jerry):idea: Bwahaha! *steals paper*
(Fan):grin: WHAAAA!
(Jerry):idea: Shut up.
(Will Smith):cool: *sings Switch*
☺ I’m tiny! *is tiny*
I’m happy! *is happy*
I’m evil! *is evil*
I’m laughing! *is laughing*
I’m sad! *is sad*
I’m green! *implodes*
I’m cool. *is cool*
I’m embarrassed! *is embarrassed*
I’m mad! *is mad*
I’m shocked! *is shocked*
I’m hot pink! *is hot pink* *kills everyone*
(Crabby Old Gym Teacher):x I’m a crabby old gym teacher!
Shaddup. *kills*
why does
explode?
What happens to neophytes…
I just ate the most delicious pie.
YOU ATE THE PIE????
Was I not supposed to do that?
Prepare to Die!!! By Pie!!!
I don’t want to die…
I guess you will have to die painlessly..
Yayyyy! Wait, what?
EXPLODE!
AHHHHH!
Boom!
THE CHRONICLES OF
-Part #1
THE END
*
*
*
*
*
*SPLAT!!!!!*
*
*☻ has been watching the whole ordeal in awe* Wow. I wonder what the point of the bunny scene really was?
Moral: *appears* The moral of the story was that you should never help a depressed HPB.
☻ Er, where did you come from?
Moral: I don’t come from anywhere. I just appear when the moral of the story needs to be known.
☻ Okay…
Moral: Um, yeah. I must be going now.
☻ Where?
Moral: Who knows? Goodbye. *poof*
Meanwhile…
Okay, my zombie slaves. I want to take over the world. But if we want to do that, you can’t implode anymore, okay…?
x2: Yesss Masster! *nod vigorously*
Good! Wait–I see a helpless emoticon. Get ready!
*walks merrily down the road* ♫La, la, la, la…
ATTACK!
x2: *chase 
*
Oh no! *runs very fastlike*
x2: *run very fasterlike*
*runs out of breath* *goes slower*
x2 *catch up* *pounce* *explode*
NOOO! MORONS!
Yay! *rejoices*
DANG! Now I only have 1 zombie slave! *mind control*
becomes 
* Drool…
Okay, zombie slave. You better not implode, or explode, or ANYTHING! YOU GOT THAT?!?
*nods vigorously*
*seethes*
*
Meanwhile…
Dude, I am like, so cool.
and 
: Yeah!
Dude, will you not bow down before my awesome coolness?
and 
: Yes, we will bow down to you! *bow down*
Humph. I won’t bow down.
Dude, like, why not?
Because you’re stupid!
and 
: Oooooh!
Dude, you’re just like, totally a loser.
and 
: *laugh* Looooseeer!
becomes 
* *blushes*
*abruptly enters* What is all this? You’re worshipping this guy? You can only worship ME! *mind control*
, 
, 
, and 
become 
x4* Massssterrrr…
Yay! I now have an army! *laughs maniacally*
*
*
☺ Wow! This SSSS has ended up being pretty long!
☻ I wonder if it will be the longest ever.
☺ That would be so awesome!
Meanwhile…
Bahahaha! I will take over the world!
Um, I think you mean we’ll take over the world.
Yeah, sure, whatever…
Hey, I helped you with the evil pie O doom!
Yeah, “helped” as in sat around and shouted at me to work harder.
I still want my share of land!
You can get Iceland.
I thought we were going to DESTROY Iceland!!!
Fine then! Greenland!
Why Greenland? Why can’t I have Asia? And Africa? And Europe?
Because I claimed them all before you did.
No you didn’t!!!
Yes, I did!
Since when?
I claimed them two weeks ago, remember?
No, you didn’t!
I claimed them in my MIND.
That doesn’t count! You have to tell me you claimed them!
Says who?
Says I!!!
Who cares about you?
Come on. At LEAST give me ASIA!
That’s the biggest continent!
Well, you can get all the other continents!
Eh, shut up!
THAT’S IT! I DECLARE WAR ON YOU!
Ha! I have the spike pies!
Well, I have the attack robots!
*throws spike pies*
*activates attack robots*
and 
argue no more*
Waaah! That’s so sad!
Death is still sad! Waaah!
*BOOM!!!*
*
☺ So they got along with each other in the end?
☻ Um, no. I think they exploded.
☺ What’s sad about it? They were evil idiots!
☻ Eh, shut up.
☺ So, is this the longest SSSS ever?
☻ I dunno. It’s over, now.
☺ Here come the end credits.
EVERYTHING BY IBCF
THE END!
*♫fat lady sings♫*
THE END (REALLY)!
283- Dang, it didn’t turn out quite as long as I thought it would. But it still took me forever to type!
How long did you think it was going to be?! It was still pretty long, if you ask me…
285- I guess it was pretty long, but I thought it would be the longest ever. I didn’t realize the blog spaced the smileys so closely. Oh well.
-chase scene not worth mentioning ensuse, including machine guns, people falling from twentyith story buildings, and old women beating up their lazy no good husbands who “JUST SIT ON THE COUCH AND WATCH BASEBALL FOR BILLY-JOE’S SAKE!!!”!!!-
Residents of NYC:
I dare you to read the whole thing. No, I double dog dare you.
287- It’s Scotland, Beavo dear.
Okay, I just did. It’s….interesting.
Yes, mummy. *lets Alice pinch my cheeks*
*
Who cares?
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Will this look like a bunny?
HOLY!
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*hails*
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All hail, the king of HPBs!
If only it were pink…
[Sometimes wishes come true.]
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Yay! Thank you, GAPAs!
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Just 3 more posts before we get a new thread!!!
Why do you want a new thread? This thread is perfectly fine.
But new threads are fun!
Well, this thread has a giant version of myself.
A new thread wouldn’t take so long to load!
Who cares what you think???
I care!
*kills 
* If we got a new thread, nobody would remember the old SSSS’s.
A new thread would be a fresh new start, and we can make shiny new SSSS’s!
But what if we don’t make shiny new SSSS’s? Eh?
What if we do?
What if we don’t?
What if we do?
What if we don’t?
What if we do?
What if we don’t?
What if we don’t?
What if we do?
What if we don’t?
WHAT IF WE DO MAKE SHINY NEW SSSS’s??? I DEMAND A NEW THREAD!
Hahahahaha!
*kills*
It was worth it. *dies*
Well.. I guess this is senseless, never the less quite hilarious. Here goes. (Please, slap me if I need to stop. I’m open to suggestions.)
“Well, then. I guess it’s settled.”
“What’s settled?”
“How cool I am!”
“Who calls you cool?”
“Uh, my command is ‘cool,’ isn’t it?”
“Yeah, but that does NOT make you cool. It makes you… oh, what’s the word [racks brain]”
*slaps :???:* *becomes :mad:*
“You know, I do believe that wasn’t cool.”
“What do you know?”
“That a porcupine does not shoot its quills.”
“Dude, you have some serious issues.”
“You think YOU have issues? Well, just the other day-”
*claps hand over :idea:’s mouth.* “You, my friend, have other threads/posts to tend to, don’t you?”
“Dude, you’ve got to uncover his mouth. And you say I’M not cool.”
“Uh, I never claimed I was cool. If you WERE cool, you would keep track.”
“Yeah, well who’s the ‘eek’ command, huh?”
“Lame comebacks just seem to be your speciality, don’t they?”
“If you two are done bickering I have something to sa-”
both in unison* “Shut up! We’re trying to squabble here!”
* :??? ‘s facial expression turns to :eek:*
*:mad: becomes :roll:*
*muffled sounds emit from :idea:’s mouth.*
*:idea: attempts to speak*
*:idea: remembers he has free hands and plucks :eek:’s hand off his mouth.*
*:roll: &
—-*Other Muser slaps Red Hed Em to shut her up.*—-
…Sorry. Hope you ♥ it anyway!
(This was completely random, I just typed whatever came into my head)
299 – That was pretty nice, right there. That honestly could have been on ‘Idol. By the way, what’s a spdzk point? Do I want to know?
297 – Is it true that 300 posts and there’s a new thread? …Sorry, a little off topic.
*continues 299 to some degree*
(That… is an example of completely bad writing, folks.)
And by “them”, I meant Canada’s citizens having to listen to the judges. Sorry.
(300, 297) Sometimes it happens that way. Sometimes it doesn’t.