Alice launched the first RPW thread in May 2007, describing it as follows:
Everyone makes up one character (made up, mind you!) and we decide on plot, time, etc. just like usual. Then we start. It would be in the form of letters or e-mails, and we would say at the top of our post who the letter was to.
Everyone would have to read all of the posts, though, to prevent conflicting plot twists, but their character wouldn’t know about whatever the letter said unless it was addressed to them.
Get it?
If not, then phooey. That was hard to explain.
Even though the original one is still going on, we’re starting a new Role-Playing Writing thread from scratch so that newcomers and latecomers can participate. Have fun!
A new one, huh? How ’bout setting it on a different planet?
*double post*
Anybody else like the idea of maybe having the characters be the first generations in a new civilization on a different planet? Maybe not the first settlers, but their kids or grandkids?
*triple post*
I’d like to participate in this RPW, since RPW 1 is going nowhere right now.
thank-you GAPA!
*pies*
Ah. Well, I *might* participate in this. I don’t know. The other one is almost dormant.
This time, I want to be a good guy. Villainy gets so tiring after a while.
First post! (I think.)
My character will be Mallory Krout, a chemist. She is a decent chemist but not a great one. She holds grudges for a long time, and tries to stop rival scientists however she can.
i’ll particicpate, for awhile anyways.
raven, interesting idea.
should we subject all characters to the mary sue litmus test again?
5- The other one is sadly inactive, yes. So I’m participating.
Oh, by the way, you’re welcome to revert to the good side any time you like.
Anyhow. I’ll try to think of a character by tomorrow (I don’t believe I have school.)
7- You can’t participate “for a while” BeMoreAmazed. This isn’t an RRR, this is an RPW. If your character gets involved in the story, you cannot quit.
I’ll try this one, I suppose. Ideas?
Yay! Another RPW! ::dhd::
I definitely want to participate. Does anyone have ideas for the story?
well,here is one:
2. Raven of the Hawk who now has 70 spdzk points �|� December 5th, 2007 at 8:53 pm
*double post*
Anybody else like the idea of maybe having the characters be the first generations in a new civilization on a different planet? Maybe not the first settlers, but their kids or grandkids?
and here is one of the characters:
6. speller73 �|� December 5th, 2007 at 9:02 pm
First post! (I think.)
My character will be Mallory Krout, a chemist. She is a decent chemist but not a great one. She holds grudges for a long time, and tries to stop rival scientists however she can.
so I think that it is sci-fi. this window is to crowd, so I’ll double post
I will be bob twit, a zoologist. I have one of every animal. that is not to hard, since there are only twenty types on this new planet.
9- she could kill her character off.
Ooh, never done RPWs bfore! Ill only probably show up occasionally, but ill make a character. Ill be mallory’s evil twin and rival scientist/criminal mastermind JJ Krout.
I think I’ll be Penelopy mallory’s illegitimite child. oooh interesting back ground. anyways, Penelopy is 12 and is feeling very pressured by her mothers career to becaome a scientist but all she really wants to do is act!
Oy vey. Time to create a character. Or maybe I should wait until I’m finished my French homework.
This is my first R-P W. I’d really like to be a part of it. I’ll be the ex-military guy who’s a bit gruff and stubborn, but is pretty smart and has good ideas. Ummmm….my name will be….Dietzenkrieg. Karl Dietzenkrieg. That’s it, Colonel Dietzenkrieg.
My characters are Felix and Filippa. They are actually more like one character than two. They think the same things, speak in unison, and are completely dependent on each other. Felix is 16 and Filippa 15. They’re brother and sister, the product of a failed experiment to create a group mind. Well, not failed, just highly impractical and headache-inducing to make, and so the scientists decided not to do it again, leaving Felix and Filippa completely isolated. Their aunt took them back when the scientists abandoned the experiment (she had not liked that her younger sister had given up her children for an experiment anyway), and she tries to treat them normally, but sometimes it’s a bit overwhelming.
Felix and Filippa always write in the plural and sign all their letters F&F.
F&F are very gentle and hardly speak, the latter trait being the result of the horror and puzzlement that other children expressed whenever they spoke in unison during their days at school. They have no objection, however, to writing. They make no assumptions as to a character’s goodness or badness until they have proof, which makes it easy to coax them to the either side but hard to earn their undying loyalty. They are, in a word, neutral.
When should we begin writing?
Hmmm…. let’s start with a name. Trinity Webster. A writer (and one of the planet’s only historians) planning to influence the way the society on the planet is heading. She has various degrees of success though. She is the daughter of a corrupt politician, and is very arrogant because she is part of one of the “Founding Families”. She speaks in third person most of the time. Her secret weakness is children, since she can’t have any. She would do anything that a child asked her
Characters so far:
speller73- Mallory Krout
Cliff Eagle- JJ Krout
Kagcomix- Penelopey
Andrew- Colonel Karl Dietzenkrieg
Alice- Felix and Filippa
me- Trinity Webster
setting- a distant planet, settled within the past 50(?) years
so far, we have 7 charactors so far! good job! any more? by this time tommarow, or post thirty, chahotor making ends.
20- You forgot TMFA- Bob twit.
TMFA, do you have a character?
Do we want to create a general plot idea? Or just have the characters describe what life is like on this planet, and make things up along the way?
23- look at 22! and 13!
23- yes, just make it up as we go, like a good RPG, only we are writing
ignore the question in post 23, then….
23- Make things up as we go along.
24- I didn’t see 22 before I posted 23! Jeez.
LAST CHANCE TO JOIN IN!
THere. Now anybody who wants to join knows that they don’t have much more time. I say, post 40 or midnight is the cutoff time (TMFA, I know you said post 30, but we’re already up to post 27, so that wouldn’t leave much chance for other people to join in).
28- got it. post 40. I can’t wait. I what to write.
21,28- I don’t think we should put a deadline on it like that. We didn’t with the old one, and if we had we would have had a much smaller amount of characters. We can start at post 30, but we shouldn’t cut it off to anyone willing to read the past posts at any time.
I’ll join in. I’m a second-generation colonist who lives near the edge of the explored area when he’s not traveling around the central colonial city and various satellite towns. His name is Hector O’Connell.
30- I like the idea that we can let people who read the past posts join in (like RPW 1), but we need to let people know that we are going to start writing soon.
Am I dominating this thread?
32- not as much as I was the school RRR.
i’ll start
Dear hector,
I am happy to hear that you have found a new type of animal in the far corner of the planet. as the world’s leading (okay, only) zoolagist, I would like you to send me a sample of this animal, so that I may have all twenty one types and I may classify it.
hopeful for your safety,
Bob twit
is someone a keeper?
32- As long as you’re open to negotiation and realize that you don’t rule it, than it’s fine. It’s nice that you’re more involved in this RPW than the last.
I don’t have anyone to write to. Dang it.
33- What does a keeper do exactly?
35- Keeps the story in a document.
It’s nice if there are a couple keepers in case of losses.
Dear Bob,
A pleasure to hear from you, as always.
I’m afraid I won’t be able to send you a live specimen. The animals are
the most evil-hearted critters this side offar too vicioustoo spirited to capture. However, I’m sending you a package containing a dead animal in good condition, along with a description of the observed habits of its species. It will reach you about two weeks after you receive this e-mail. It’s a pity that teleportation is so imprecise. Maybe in a few years scientists back on Earth will be able to transport something smaller than a ship half the size of the MoonHow are things going back in Xao City? I haven’t been anywhere more civilized than Little Sydney for three weeks. And even there I couldn’t get a hot bath.
I spotted something unusual a few weeks ago. The enclosed video clip shows what footage I could get. It seems like nothing out of the ordinary at first glance, but don’t the lights at the bottom of the canyon look artificial? And remember, this is way over in the eastern half of the continent, more than a hundred miles from Little Sydney. Human beings haven’t even colonized there yet.
Hoping this finds you in good health, and that you haven’t succumbed to some undiscovered virus,
Hector.
I’ll be one of the keepers. Another thing, can we write the letters in italics, like we did on RPW1?
[Good idea. The Italics Gnome has been dispatched to the earlier posts. –Admin.]
To Mr. JJ Krout,
I do not believe that you know me. My name is Trinity Webster. My father is Mr. Jacobs Webster, one of the first politicians on this planet. I have been talking with my father, and we believe that we have a buisness deal that will be very beneficial to all of us. Please respond for more details.
T. Webster
It’s not working. I wrote quite a long letter all in the plural to someone called Angelica, but it wasn’t what I wanted so I had to delete it. Maybe we need a vague plot to go on. What shall it be? Artificial lights . . . no use to me. Newly discovered creatures . . . also no use to me.
Dear Ms. Webster,
Thank you for your letter. Now what kind of deal would you be talking about here? Because I will not put any of my million-dollar biological weapon and animal cloning business on the line. I am very well acquainted with your father, we both went to Gaarbunk University together. Please do tell your father that I said hello.
Sincerely,
JJ Krout, PhD
(but doesnt know how to write italics on this thing)
I definitely agree with not having a cut-off time. It’s not very muserly to leave people out, and I think everyone can join if they have caught themselves up on the story and can work their character into it in a logical way.
I’ll be a keeper too. Because I love keeping the RPWs–making different fonts for the characters is so much fun!
My character is named Julia Emmett. She is fifteen years old, and lives in a small colonial village somewhere in this place [[Where/what, exactly, is the setting? What about the plot? Have we figured these out yet?]]. She attends a small village school for a few hours every day, but enjoys spending most of her time reading and exploring the woods. She has a tendency to explore a little too much, though, and sometimes gets in trouble. She doesn’t trust people easily, and likes to test people. This makes her have very few friends. She doesn’t have any siblings. She signs all of her letters with her full name.
That’s all I’ve figured out, but it might change as the plot and setting develop.
I’ll be a Keeper too.
40- italics- whatever you’re typing . But without the spaces. Be back in a minute.
42- it didn’t work.
44-, 43, not 42. This is annoying.
Cliff Eagle- (i) what you’re typing (/i), except with angle brackets
Dear Mr. JJ Krout,
I did not realize that my father knew you. Trinity was interested in what technologies you have been developing. If you would be willing to share some technologies with Trinity, Trinity could give you unlimited power. What Trinity would like is a way to make the people afraid. A way to mutate animals to make them more dangerous, or to create a new species that will threaten the survival of this colony. The more afraid the people are, the more they will trust the government. Please respond quickly.
T. Webster
Dear Ms. Webster,
I suppose that could be possible, I guess, we would have to find the most dangerous creatures in the world. I do not have them but I do know of one Dr. Robert Twit who has a rather large collection of animals. Maybe if he is willing, you could look at his inventory?
Of course, one of the most dangerous creatures in terms of is of course, Homo Sapiens Sapiens, so that should be included. My idea is that you should try to make a race of minotaurs.
Sincerely,
JJ Krout, PhD
Oh dear. send out italics gnome to #47 por favor.
angle brackets, not parentheses
To Mr. Robert Twit,
I am Trinity Webster, a historian and daughter of Jacobs Webster, politician. I hear you are the planet’s only zoologist. I’m am interested in finding out what species you have discovered so I can include mentions of them in my first history book. At some point, I might need samples of these animals. Please respond if you will be willing to work with me.
T. Webster
I think Trinity Webster should eventually decide to kidnap Felix and Filippa, they being strange creatures themselves. Just an idea, because I’m bored and I can’t think what to write.
STOP. CHARACTERTIME.
Delilah Hammersmith is one of those girls who would be extremely pretty if she actually smiled. (Don’t go all ’emo girls are hot’ on me, either. She’s not emo.) Dour and pessimistic, Delilah feels no need to pull any punches, instead saying what she thinks. She’s got a softer side; occasionally she will find someone she cares about and protect it with her life–at least until that life looks like it’s in jeopardy. Delilah is a pragmatist who values living to fight another day. She has no patience for people less intelligent or honest than she is, and has a habit of ignoring situations or people she doesn’t want to face up to.
She is a nineteen-year-old first-generation immigrant to the planet and is currently employed in its immigration offices. Her writing style is terse and to the point, her handwriting always printed, very small and messy. The way she signs her letters differs depending on who she’s talking to.
To Mr. Robert Twit,
Let me introduce myself. I am Colonel Karl Dietzenkrieg. I served for twenty years in the Wehrmacht, and believe I know a thing or two about strategy. Having run into a few rather nasty animals in my time here, perhaps I could be of some help to you. You do collect animal specimens, correct? Keep in touch.
Karl Dietzenkrieg
I don’t get it.
*reads again*
OK. so, this is a thread where we write letters from our character, thus making a story. right now, we’re not sure of the plot, but it has something to do with a newly discovered species in a future colony. Am I right?
54- Indeed.
I’m Helen Ledwich, and I’m an engineer on the planet. I work mostly with the machines that generate electricity. I’m twenty five, and my writing style is quite sentimental. I sign my letters Helen L
Felix and Filippa are second-generation. They have a grandmother on Earth, and an Uncle and Aunt, and a cousin. They write to a girl named Angelica, a first-generation whom they encountered through a “write-to-a-first-generation-immigrant” program.
Dear Angelica,
Hello. How are you? We are fine.
Our names are Felix and Filippa. Felix is sixteen and Filippa is fifteen. Some people think we are a little strange, because we are, Auntie says, a “group mind.” But we’re perfectly nice, really.
How do you like [name of planet]? We like it, of course, but then, we’ve lived here our whole life. Is it better than Earth? What is Earth like?
We look forward to hearing from you again.
Sincerely,
F&F
((Angelica finds this slightly creepy, but her curiosity gets the better of her and she writes back. A firm friendship is never developed, because Angelica does nothing to earn F&F’s trust and F&F are writing only because Auntie wants them to.))
What is the plot, exactly? Trinity Webster and JJ Krout are going to try to make people afraid. They’re going to try to use Bob Twit’s animals for this. Hector O’Connell has discovered another animal, exceedingly vicious, and artificial lights at the bottom of a canyon. Bob Twit and himself are the only people who know of that. Karl D. has written to Hoctor O’Connell offering his help, and F&F have written to a(n) NPC. JJ Krout will probably provide a link to Mallory Krout, who will in turn provide a link to Penelopy.
So here’s a graph of the character relationships so far.
Karl D.
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Hector O’Connell
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Bob Twit
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Trinity Webster
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JJ Krout
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Mallory Krout
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Penelopy
F&F
{i} Dear Mallory,
59- Angle brackets are greater than and less than signs.
What is this planet called?
Dear Hector,
I don’t know if you recieved the news, but unfortunately, Kiereas Usgold’iin died yesterday. There is a huge emergency going on in Barzak. The Ploon Ky-Te Yaa raiders to the south have taken the streets, wrecking the entire city of Barzak, I dont know what the Minister will have to say about this. Those Phoon Ky-Te Yaa raiders captured Kiereas also and blasted his guts out. It was realy quite sickening. Of course, this is a problem because Kiereas was the only person here who spoke Te Yaa, and now we have no-one to bargain with the raiders. I speak a couple words, “nhlis laon” which means “crab apple” and “dutlh ni’e’e’mar” which means stink bug. But that’s not going to help me. I know you know Mr. Kevas Nefwadieer, who I know speaks Te Yaa. Could you ask him to tell you some basic bargaining phrases, and then send them to me? Thank you.
JJ Krout, PhD
Wow. Everybody writes like a GAPA on this thread.
63- Yeah.
Julia is second-generation. As I said earlier, she doesn’t have many friends–almost none, actually. When she was in early elementary school she had a really good friend named Lauren. Lauren moved to Earth after a few years, but Julia still writes letters to her.
Dear Lauren,
Life has gotten quite dull during this time of year. The leaves have fallen, and the first wintry snow has not. The skies are gray, leaving a silvery overcast over the village, and I can feel my skin turning pale with the lack of sunlight. Mother and Father are getting boring as well. We have the same conversations every day. “How are you, sweetie?” “Fine, Dad.” It doesn’t get more interesting than that. Mother just started a new quilt, which is usually interesting, though not even that will engage me now. School is just the same-old-same-old. We’re learning about the history of Earth. Not that it isn’t incrediblyfascinating, I just cannot find the joy in school. I spend most of my time lying under trees, buried underneath piles of leaves for warmth, reading a good book. Please send me an interesting letter, I am dying for some excitement.
–Julia Emmett
Dear Angelica,
Thank you for the letter. Is it not wonderful how fast things go nowadays?
We think that you made Earth sound wonderful, and if it really was that nice, why did we leave it? Crowding, Auntie says, crowding and wars. It certainly isn’t crowded here.
It’s nice to see that you aren’t frightened of us, at least, but we don’t really know how to answer questions. Felix was two and Filippa one when we were made into a group mind, so we don’t remember what it was like to be separate. We don’t find it annoying, no. When we want to be alone, we go into our room and shut the door. Just like everyone else. Yes, sometimes we are lonely. But we’re used to it. No one ever really wants to be our friend, because they find us creepy. We don’t go to school anymore, so we don’t have “grades” like you do. We were in sixth grade when we got a tutor.
Always looking forward to your letter,
F&F
Keeper’s reference-
Bob Twit–American Typewriter
Hector O’Connell–Monaco
Trinity Webster–Big Caslon
JJ Krout–Book Antiqua
Karl Dietzenkrieg–Charcoal
Felix and Filippa–Lucida Calligraphy
Julia Emmet–Humana Serif ITC TT
dear hector
thank you for the animal. it’s fur is indeed a bright hue of pink, all most hot. it’s teeth make it look a bit like a bunney, but it has more teeth then the normal rabbit. more study is needed. will send fur sample off to earth for DNA analysis.
xao city is good right now, but traffic is a nightmare. I have stayed inside most of the day now. my mail is slowly piling up, and I am taking to today off to anwser it.
those lights are odd, and they fact that they are so regular make me think that humans had something to do with it. more Date needed. tell me if you see anything else, O.k.?
safely inside,
BoB twit.
dear Ms. webster
included with this E-mail is pictures and the names of all of the classified animals. please tell me if you need more info.
as you are a historian do you know if any odd lights were ever spotted when we started to build here?
hopeful that you have info,
BoB twit
dear colonel,
thank you for the letter. yes, I do collect all of the animals on this planet. I have a partnership with hector O’Connell, but I could use some help with care and feedding. also, If you have encountered an animal, could you please tell me, but compare them to the database first? it is complete accept for a new type, a rabbit-like hot pink animal that is rather mean. I am working on putting it in.
hopeful that you might give me a new type,
BoB twit
boy, that was long.
about Bob Twit:
he is smart, but he is very trusting. he spends most of his day feeding the animals and caring for them. he has a large terrarium were he keeps all of the animals, and spends most of his time there. he has a friendship with hector, and getts more of the animals from him
61- htrae? that is earth backwords.
58- Karl D. wrote to me, not hector.
boy, this is the longest post I have ever made.
some one write penelopy a letter because i don’t know how to work my way in.
Oh, I wanna join!
My name is Licia Mairionetta, I’m a firey young woman with passionate ideas, excelling writing skills, and a fondnes for banana cream pies and their specific elements. I also have a small idea whats going on, but I’m sure somebody can halp me!
Dear Mr. Twit,
I am exceptionally interested in the animal study on the planet, Perhaps I might be of some assistance? I know I’m a mediocre woman, but I think I might be of some use to you. Please, of you could send back this letter by fastest post,that would be great. I feel as though something is wrong…
Sincerely yours,
Licia A.Marionetta
Alice (67): What does Humana Serif ITC TT look like? I dont; have it on my computer and can’t find it online, so I was just wondering what kind of font it was.
70- RULE NO. ONE:
Read the WHOLE THREAD before joining.
Or have you?
710 It’s sort of a cross between a handwriting font and a typed font.
Dear Penelopy,
I am an associate of your mother’s, and have heard of you through her. I am Colonel Karl Dietzenkrieg, but you may call me Karl. I came here from America, but I am a native German. Please respond, I would like to know you better.
Karl Dietzenkrieg
Dear Mr. Twit,
I have not encountered any unheard-of animals, though I have had a run-in with one of the said pinkish rabbits. I was hunting a flightless type of bird, when I heard a rustling noise behind me. I slowly turned around, and I saw a pink flash. The next thing I knew, I was on my back, and a pink bunny jumped over me and proceeded to eat the bird whole. I watched in amazement while the rabbit bounded off into the distance. I took a potshot at it while it was running, and lopped off the beast’s ear. When I went to retrieve the ear, it had vanished.
I wanted to give you that information, thinking that it might help you in your work. Good luck; you’re going to need it if you’re going after that thing.
Karl Dietzenkrieg
wow. I am trying to get into this thread but it’s seriously confusing.
I have read the posts and detected several potential plots that can be tied together.
1. Pink Bunny discovery
2. strange, artificial lights
3. potentially dangerous raiders
4. Earth, why they left
5.T Webster and JJ Krout make the people afraid
Yeah. I don’t know what other character I could be, so I guess I’m just going to lurk.
Ok, before we go any further, we do need to straighten out the plot a little bit, or figure out how all the various potential plots are going to tie together. I have some ideas for 1, 3 and 5.
1 and 5: Somehow Trinity or JJ finds out about this discovery, and maybe blackmails/somehow coerces Bob Twit into sending them one of these discoveries, and then mutate it, clone it(?), and start scaring people. Of course, somebody would have to be trying to stop them.
3: One of the main characters is supplying the raiders.
Anyways, these are just my ideas. It would be great if other people had ideas, too
76- You should kidnap F&F.
I wouldn’t if I were you. All that talking in unison would drive me crazy.
Yeah, but that’s the POINT. I need to do something useful.
76- have something to do with that light.
dear Ms. marionetta
I am look for someone to help a bit, along with help with a new animal. I have no idea what you mean, you feel something is happening?
reaching you in good health, I hope, (these endding are hard to write![don’t put this in the keeper’s draft{from these endding to here:}]),
bob twit
oo. wanna join…but…
81- But what? Join! We’ve only just started.
Dear Colonel,
It is a pleasure to get a letter from one such as yourself.
I hope that you, unlike many others, realize that I am not interested in science. If we have that fact clear I sure we can make aqauintances.
Yours,
Penelopy
woops, that last post is from me.
Could someone write a letter to Helen? I don’t know where to start…
Ive seen things like this, except it was in a live chatroom and called a roleplay (RP) …i think ill just stick with RPs thanks
86- Yeah, but Role-playing, a) gets out of hand, and b) doesn’t involve letters. Letters are wonderful things.
Dearest Mr.Twit,
By feeling like something is happening, I meant to refer to the fact that I beleive there may be an unknown species somewher near, and poswsible dangerous. I would be delighted to help you search for it, and to assist with your classification needs.
Yours truly,
Licia M.
dear licia
thank you for letter. I thik xao city is safe, but…
I have to go. peasle come to the terrauim at 1234 quatn street BY 12:00 tommorrow! hurry!
–Bob Twit
opps! I need a itlic gnome and a add BoB twit gnome.
No gnomes were nearby, so I did the job. Hope it’s OK.
Dear Penelopy,
You are not interested in science? Oh, but your mom does nothing but talk of how great a chemist you’ll be. If you’re not planning to follow in your mother’s footprints, what are you interested in doing?
Karl Dietzenkrieg
Dear Ms. Ledwich,
I heard you were coming here to work on an electricity generator for the planet! Do tell more about it. I am fascinated by these sorts of things. Where will it be? How will it work? Please respond soon, I’d love to hear more.
Karl Dietzenkrieg
As for ideas for the plot, we could have Mallory being evil, and Penelopy rebelling against her mother and JJ.
Or, Karl D. could be evil and noone knows it. He seems the right character for it, imho.
85- I will.
Dear Ms. Ledwich,
Hello. We found your letter in Auntie’s drawer and think it far too important to be ignored. Our names are Felix and Filippa. We are the nephew and niece of Elizabeth Morvel.
A hidden city seems a little bit far-fetched, but we surely weren’t the first intelligent life forms on Htrae. We believe it needs investigation.
Please write back,
F&F
We can use both letters to Helen Ledwich.
Dear Lauren,
Things around here are slightly more exciting, yet still quite dull. In fact, I do not even remember a time in my life when things were not dull. I feel like I am living in a monotonous world where nothing interesting happens. The only thing that has happened recently is that two people, Ivan and Yvette, have mysteriously disappeared. They probably moved somewhere else, to escape from this quiet world. Perhaps I will do that.
–Julia Emmett
can i still join?
Correct spelling is good…..
So is capitalization…..
78- Talking in unison will go just fine with constantly talking in third-person…
Dear Mr. Twit,
Trinity has never heard of any strange lights on the unexplored areas of this planet. That seems suspicious to Trinity. The only possible explanation would be the raiders. They might have set up a base somewhere. Thank you for the information about this planet’s discovered animals. Could you tell Trinity which of these animals are classified as “dangerous”?
T. Webster
Dear Felix and Filippa,
You most likely don’t know me. My name is Trinity Webster, daughter of Jacobs Webster. Trinity has read about you in the local newspaper, and finds you quite interesting. Since Trinity is a historian, she would like to interview you so she can include you in her first history book. Please respond.
T. Webster
96- You can join if you read the whole thread. All the character descriptions and all the letters. Then make up a character and join in!
Dear Ms. Webster,
The newspaper article was very wrong in most respects. But if you will do better, we will consent to being interviewed. Auntie will be pleased. She usually is.
Sincerely,
Felix and Filippa
Dear Bob,
I am at least five hundred miles away from Little Sydney now. As you know, Xao City, and most of the colony, are on the western half of this continent, which is open grassland. This has been well surveyed by the satellites in orbit. However, the eastern half is covered with impenetrable vegetation- vegetation which emits an unusual degree of heat, preventing them from doing infrared or visi-scans. I am approaching the heavily forested (?) area currently and will keep you informed of any unusual specimens I see.
Hector
*after successfully reading ALL of the posts* my character will be azul morgans a historian who lives in Xao. The people of Xao have ansestors resembling the romans called Aquilites. Her curent job is to compare the two civilizations. does anyone object to this tiny little twist? does anyone want to include her? she is obviously 1st generation because she was studying Roman history in College (Cornell) on Earth and is about 24 years old. She is also trying to figure out why half the population dissapeared suddenly. it has something to do with that strange hot pink rabit like creature….
you mean like this?
Dear Mr. Dietzenkrieg,
I have heard tell of your recent encounter with a strange, supposedly hot-pink, animal. I was wondering if you could possibly go back to thisplace you were hunting and find the tracks this strange creature made. It may have the missing link to the dissapearance of hundreds of people.
Thank You,
Azul Morgans
dear ms. webster
well, the only “dangerous” animal is the kaloa annd even that only is dangerous when it is not feed. there have been no attacks as far as I know in history. and don’t worry! if you ever took my animals for something to do with history, I’ll let you take the whole zoo, and I’ll come to! nothing to worry about!
signed,
BoB twit
dear hector
thank you for you report. please tell me if you know anything about the websters. I know they are in the government, but something about trinity wanting to know about my animals for a history book is slightly odd. if she has contacted you, I might trust her more, but intill I know that the hot pink bunney (As i know call it) is off limits to her.
signed,
bob twit
how do we send the letters to the worng people?
Dear Bob,
Do not under any circumstances write back to TW until I have done more extensive research. I don’t know anything conclusive, but I’ve heard rumors… Will get back to you once I have more information.
Hec
this is going to Ms. morgans, but gettes sent to Ms. Webster by acident:
dear Ms. Morgans,
I hear you know something about the HPB, as I am calling it, one of the most dangruos creatures on htrae. please do not tell anybody except these people about it:
the colonal
hector O’Conell
licia M.
me.
I do not yet know what has happened with this, so I just need you to not tell anyone!
signed,
BoB twit
Dear Ms. Webster,
My name is Azul Morgans. I have heard your name dropped in conversation as a historian before a my curiosity was kindled. I was curious as to your projects and yoour projects in those areas. I’m currently researching the Aquilites and their relation to Earth’s Romans. I must know, are you 1st generation are of a later descent? The answers you may provide me will be helpful for I havn’t encountered many collegues since i moved from Seattle.
102- FYI, it’s Colonel, not Mr. Just letting you know, not that it’s important at all.
Dear Ms. Morgans,
I am afraid that the encounter occurred several days ago, and that the tracks are nowhere to be found. When I shot the beast, it bled a lot, and I have a little vial of the stuff. It’s hot pink, so you know. I’m sending it over. Please do not share your information with Trinity Webster. She, I believe, is not a woman to be trusted in these circumstances. Much obliged.
Karl Dietzenkrieg
oops!!!! italics gnome would be appreciated!!!!!!
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I’m confused.
Azul wrote Karl, then Bob wrote to Azul and it went to Trinity. How did Bob find Azul?
Julia Emmett is going to run away. Does anyone want to find/meet her somewhere (during her running-away-journey-thing) then she could meet another person?
109- Er . . . sure. But wait, F&F are scheduled to be kidnapped. Hmm.
109- Perhaps Hector?
Dear JJ,
I just started a new project concerning pink pigments in animals. I may yield fascinating results. However, the man in room 137 is also working on this project. Do you know a good way to kill him/permanently injure him/destroy his lab?
Your favorite (okay, only) sister,
Mallory
109- I could run into her while hunting the HPB, and give her a map or something.
Dear Bob,
I have located a nest of the aforementioned beasts a mile due south of Little Sydney. I’ll embark on a hunting trip immediately.
Karl Dietzenkrieg
Dear Mallory,
I don’t know how I got this letter off. The Te Yaa phrases to help to get the raiders away haven’t come from Hector, and I fear the worst. But pink pigments? Hmm, I suspect you are working with Leporidae Rosadus, the Hot-Pink Bunny? Let me tell you something, L. Rosadus is a very dangerous creature, and one manipulation of the gene 188 could possibly turn it into a ous lagamorph. Go at night to room 137, and splice all of his sample’s 188 genes. Then, get the hell out of there. Be sure to wear the gloves.
-JJ
Dear Angelica,
We have been in the paper, as a matter of fact. We’d send you a copy but they had everything wrong, so we don’t like people to read it. There is a Ms. Trinity Webster who wants to interview us for a book she’s writing; we hope she’ll do better. It’s a history book, and we don’t really know what we have to do with history.
We asked Auntie. She said we were the first human group mind EVER, on Htrae or Earth, and a “great milestone in the history of science”, so we imagine that’s why.
Sometimes we wonder why we aren’t smarter than everyone else. We had two brains once, and now we think the same things, so they must have taken one of the brains and got rid of the thinking part inside it and taken part of the thinking bit of the other brain and split it up between us. So whose original brain do we have, Felix’s or Filippa’s? And what happened to the other person’s thinking bit.
This sort of thing keeps us awake at night. Auntie says it can’t be like that, but she doesn’t know what it was like if not like that, so we don’t believe her.
Later,
F&F
P.S. Auntie says that if we told you our brain theory we had to apologize in case it was too disgusting. So we’re sorry.
Yays. I get to be evil. Well, I can be evil when I’m done with history homework. Or while I’m doing my history homework. But not right now.
116- I sort of wonder what it’s like to be evil . . .
117- Being evil is actually quite fun.It also means that you have to be more creative because you have to come up with all sorts of schemes for the good characters to defeat.
Do you still want somebody to kidnap Felix and Filippa?
Dear Trinity,
I have captured the twins you wanted to write your article. I found them outside their house in New Sydney. They will cooperate now, I assume. We have the devices ready if the kids will not spill the truth about the animals they are hiding in their house. I have left West Houston to get the captives to you. Using my speeder bike, I should be there in a couple of days. Then we will know if Felix and Fillipa are hiding the last of the Hot-Pink animals in New Sydney. My sister mallory is working with L. Rosadus in Xao City.
-John Jacoby Krout, PhD
Dear Auntie,
I believe we are in rather dire need of help. We’ve been kidnapped, as you’ll probably know by the time this letter reaches you. We’re not sure where we’re going, or who our kidnapper is, but he keeps going on about hot-pink animals. It makes no sense! We didn’t even think it was possible to have hot-pink animals!
Please help us,
F&F
119- We’re not twins. Felix is older than Filippa. But I suppose people could think we were twins. It wouldn’t be hard. We look very similar.
Sorry, I’ve been off for a while.
Dear Felix and Felipa,
Personally, I don’t find the idea of a hidden city at all far fetched. Wouldn’t it be wonderful, a whole different people, living in unity with us? I think that it is almost certain that we are not the first intelligent life forms living on this planet.
Helen L.
Karl Dietzenkrieg,
I am glad to hear that you are so interested in our project. The generator will be located somewhere on the far side of the planet, away from the cities. It is a very simple system, based on friction between water and rock, and also involving the natural force of sunlight. It should be up and running within the year.
Helen L.
*long post warning*
Mr. Twit,
Trinity is under the impression that you are not sharing all that you know with her. In one letter, you write that there is only one species of animals on this planet that is dangerous. Then, Trinity mistakenly received a letter addressed to somebody else that mentions an extremely dangerous species that you did not tell her about. Is there any particular reason for you to lie, Mr. Twit?
T. Webster
Dear Ms. Morgans,
It is always a pleasure to hear from someone who is also interested in history. Trinity is a 2nd generation Aquility, and her father was a 1st generation. If you have any more questions, please feel free to contact Trinity again. Also, Trinity was wondering if you had any information about a newly discovered species, the hot-pink bunny.
T. Webster
Dear JJ,
Thank you very much for kidnapping Felix and Filippa. I need all the information that it is possible to gather about these hot-pink bunnies. Do not trust Mr. Bob Twit. He is hiding information and I think he is suspicious now. You have been very helpful.
Trinity
I think we’ll need to switch to live action soon so Trinity can interrogate F&F, presumably with JJ’s help.
dear hector
HELP! I was writing to somebody, and the letter was sent to Ms. webster by mistake. she now knows about the you-know-what. I am sending it back to you with this letter. please depose of it. it is not safe that any one knows.please tell me what to do about trinity. she wants to know why I lied. please do not send a letter back with your info. I repet, DO NOT SEND YOUR INFO! it is no longer safe. this pink bunny might be inportent!
signed,
BoB twit
Dear Ms. morgans
ignore anything that Ms. Webster says! she knows something that was ment for you! do not write back to her if she has writen to you!
signed,
BoB twit
Dear Ms. Webster,
This message is very urgent. It details what I want you to do with Felix and Fillipa, and also the matter of Mr. Twit.
Felix and Fillipa are very smart. Lock them up safely and tightly so they can’t escape. Don’t make them sick or kill them because we need them for this information. Don’t let them write any letters to anyone, least of all their Aunt Francesca Fernandes. Mrs. Fernandes as you know, is a detective for the ASBHPB, the Association for the Safe Breeding of Hot Pink Bunnies. If she finds out, we will be tracked down and arrested for various crimes.
Also, I WANT BOB TWIT DEAAD BY NEXT WEEK. Send whoever. I want him kiled immediately so that we can proceed with our plans. Also, try and capture Ms. Morgans, who we know is in Mr. Twits mailing list for HPBs. Hector O’Connell is one of Mr. Twit’s friends, we should track him down and morder him. Kill Twit and Hector, but take Ms. Morgans for questioning. Any failures to do such and our plans maybe ruined.
-JJ Krout, PhD
Only one post since I left yesterday? Phooey.
Dear JJ,
Very well. I will personally kill Bob Twit, but I do not know Mr. Hector O’Connell. But I have connections. They can find him. I can most likely lure Ms. Morgans to my office under false pretenses, as long as she hasn’t already been warned about me. As for Felix and Fillippa, I will hold them in the same cell that I had prepared for political prisoners (there will be some someday). I will also have someone monitor Mrs. Fernandes to make sure she does not have any communication with the children.
Trinity
Dear William(NPC, a hitman),
Trinity needs you to do a favor for her. Trinity needs a Mr. Hector O’Connell to be eliminated. I also need you to monitor a Mrs. Francesca Fernandes and make sure she does not write any letters to anyone. You will receive twice your usual payment for this job.
T. Webster
Dear Ms. Morgans,
Trinity has made time in her schedule to have a chat with you about history, if you would like to come. Two days from now, at 11 AM, at Trinity’s office. Please respond if you can come.
T. Webster
Dear Colonel,
She does do that quite a bit. I wish she’d wake up from that dream of hers and realize that I am not her, that I never will be her and that I’m all but failing science. She thinks that she should have a devoted daughter who loves science. I hate it it’s boring. All I ever really wanted to do in life was act, but she doesn’t want me to. she says it’s a stupid low paying job. When I tried out for the local theater’s children’s play she moved us to this planet as soon as she could. I don’t understand her and she doesn’t understand me. I don’t know why i’m telling you all this, we’ve only met once, at that holiday party, do you remember?
Yours,
Penelope
Okay, my character is back from his hunting trip.
Dear Bob,
I staked out the location, set traps, and finally caught one of the little savages. Right now it’s in a titanium cube, which it cannot escape from, and will not open unless I place my thumb on a little window. I’ve also placed a tracker on it, so I know where it is at all times. In other words, it’s perfectly safe to transport to you. I’ll send it over right away.
Karl Dietzenkrieg
Dear Ms. Morgans,
Do not listen to Trinity Webster, whatever she says. I’ve been keeping a close eye on Trinity, and she’s up to no good. I can feel it. Watch your back. Trinity is the sort of woman who, if she doesn’t get what she wants, she’ll resort to anything. Keep an eye out for any funny business.
Karl Dietzenkrieg
How does Colonel Dietzenkrieg know Trinity?
Dear Col. Dietzenkrieg,
Allow me to introduce myself, I am JJ Krout. According to our informants, you know something about L. Rosadus, the hot pink bunny. Tell us all you know, or we will hunt you down. My buisness partner Ms. Webster knows you from her brother Marcus. If you don’t believe we will hunt you for this, start believing. I am a Qoriurite, you know, the space gypsies, and I can be sure to put Jaras Tankway, the biggest crime lord on this planet after you. He is my first cousin once removed. Send me a reply telling me all you know about L. Rosadus. Remember, it doesn’t take long for the Gypsies to find you, Dietzenkrieg.
-JJ Krout, PhD
*high fives Cliff Eagle*
Being evil is amazing.
Dear JJ,
You are correct. I am dealing with L. Rosadus. But abandon the project? My dear brother, you must be kidding. In fact, this project is so fascinating that I may have Penelope work with me on it. She does have the potential to become a chemist however much she tries to deny it.
Truly Yours,
Mallory
dear col.
DO NOT SEND THE BUNNY! MS. WEBSTER WILL DO SOMETHING! PLEASE DO NOT CONTACT MS. WEBSTER!
signed,
BoB twit
dear hector,
I fell odd. I am coming to find you. It is no longer safe in xao city
see you soon,
BoB twit.
Dear Ms. fernandes,
as the care taker for the “project”, please tell me how they are progressing. has the dule brain produced the “two brains are better then one”, or the “one brain has died”? tell me. if the formor has happened, I need them to help to tell if something is wrong.
hopeful you have info,
BoB twit
P.s. if you have any info on hot pink bunnys, please tell me.
Bob,
Someone jumped me half an hour ago and tried to kill me. I survived (he didn’t: fortunately he wasn’t aware of the canyon near my camp, the one with an edge hidden by bushes and a lot of sharp rocks at the bottom) but my leg is broken. I am miles from any civilization. My GPS tells me I’m at the 20th meridian and 42nd parallel. Please send help!
By the way, the man was carrying a printout of an email in his pocket, along with various weapons. Here is a transcript of the e-mail, in case it helps:
Dear William,
Trinity needs you to do a favor for her. Trinity needs a Mr. Hector O’Connell to be eliminated. I also need you to monitor a Mrs. Francesca Fernandes and make sure she does not write any letters to anyone. You will receive twice your usual payment for this job.
T. Webster
Please be quick!
Hector.
dear hector,
thank you! I have just sent something to Ms. fernandes, and I am coming to help.
Dear Mr. Twit,
They believe that “one brain has died”, as you put it. But that’s hardly the problem, Mr. Twit. They’ve been kidnapped! To judge from their letter, they’ve been kidnapped by someone who wants to know about the HPBs. And of course they don’t know anything, because I never told them. It’s most worrying. We must get them back, but I don’t know who kidnapped them and I sincerely doubt that they will be allowed to write or receive any more letters.
Mr. Twit, they are altogether too clever. They received a letter from one Ms. Ledwich about a hidden city, and I’ve found rough drafts of their letters hidden beneath Felix’s mattress. Most shockingly advanced for a pair of teenagers. They are corresponding with the greatest minds on Htrae, and some of the most corrupted ones as well. I shudder to think what business they have been getting up to while my back was turned. I believe you should examine the brains as soon as we return them. This is getting out of hand.
Sincerely,
Francesca F.
P.S. Enclosed are papers regarding the hot pink bunny.
Col. Dietzenkrieg
Beware. I have sent the Qoriurites after you and Janas should get you in a couple of days. Your withdrawal of information has cost you majorly. I don’t know if Janas and his gang will spare you your life. If you would just send me the information this wouldn’t happen. Your friend O’Connell I presume is by now, and you are next in line. SEND ME THE PAPERS NOW.
JJ,
If our plan is to work, we need to be extremely careful. William, who I assigned to kill Hector, is dead. Hector is not, and Bob has unexpectedly left the city. Get here quickly while we can still salvage our plan.
Trinity
Dear Lauren,
Apparently Ivan and Yvette moved to the modern colony on the eastern side of the planet. According to Mr. Murphy, my math and sciences teacher, they have all sorts of worldly inventions that we have not even come up with yet. Why would they have them in that village, and not this one? Why are we so behind the rest of the world? Tell me more about Earth. Is there anything interesting happening?
–Julia Emmett
So, I’m going to have Julia run away to this modern village. Can it be a place one of the other characters lives, or something? I feel like Julia has little to do with anything, so that might involve her a bit more.
dear Ms. ferandes,
oh my. ever day something happens. this is going out of control. please tell me if they know any thing, anything at all, about the plan. this could ruin the best of the plan. if they know what it was for, how it was going to happen, why, Ms. webster could re-route the world wide brain plan in to a propaganda machine for the goverment, ruin the world, take over EARTH! we can’t let this happen. I will send you info on my location.
signed,
BoB twit
P.S. thank you for the info on the bunneys. it has made me move a lot fast out of xao city. but more on that when I see you. you need to come help.
P.P.S. HELP!
Dear Ms. Webster,
Do you still want to interview us? Because we won’t talk now. Let us write to our Aunt or we won’t talk ever.
F&F
BTW, their aunt’s name isn’t Francesca Fernandes, I’ve already said it’s Elizabeth Morvel.
I’ll change it in my draft, you other Keeper’s should too.
Dear Mr. Twit,
They know nothing. At least I think they know nothing, but really, I don’t know what they know anymore. I’m sorry I can’t be more reassuring.
Are you leaving Xao City? Where are you going? Will you search for the children? No, no, I can’t ask you to do that. I shall go myself.
Best of luck,
Elizabeth M.
dear Ms. Morvel,
no I am feelling that soemthing is wrong. I am going to find Hector O’connell and try to find out more about this bunny. you rember hector, right? he was the person in the group who came up with the WWB.
please help us!
BoB twit
Er . . . one q . . . what’s the WWB?
130- How does anyone who doesn’t have connections (i.e., family member, friend) with someone in the first place make contact with another person? Sorry, this is my first RPW, and I might be doing something wrong. Can we create a fictitious past, including other characters?
146- Well, in the other one we were all brought together by Tut, and only Luna and I really corresponded in the beginning . . . Mostly I think we get other people’s letters. These RPWs have sloppy postal service.
140- Maybe she could meet Helen. I feel like Helen isn’t very involved yet either.
Ms Webster,
What on earth do you think you are doing? I sent my probot to pick off letters from Hector to find out where he fled, and I found that he knows that you are in this. You have ruined our plans, and now we must think of another plan. Right now, the twins into giving you the advice. use the flesh pincers, sonic , bone crushers and the i have sent you for that purpose. After you have the information, kill the twins and run. Janas has already killed your stupid hitman William who leaked our plan out. Run 20 miles north by northwest and hide under the huge k’ras tree. Janas and the space gypsies will pick you up. I am already on their ship. FOLLOW THESE DIRECTIONS PRECISELY.
JJ
Take over EARTH? I actually hadn’t planned on that…
I have absolutely no desire to bother with this thread right now…But I need to update my Keeper’s draft…meh…As for characters interacting with each, you can just make up friends that know people, or family members that might know a character, or you could even just have a letter accidentally go to the wrong character….I feel like this story is moving very fast compared to RPW1, idk why…Anybody else feel that way?
Mr. Krout,
Do not assume that you are superior to me. You are nothing without me. I will do what is necessary. Besides, if noone can find Mr. O’Connell, he is as good as dead, seeing as he is severly injured at this point. If you still want to work together, it is your job to kill Bob Twit now, and, if you can find him, Mr. O’Connell. If you cannot stop your superior attitude, the deal is off.
T. Webster
Ms. Webster,
Be not too self assured, Trinity. I am everything without you. I am the last person you want to mess with. Don’t make me send Janas after you, he will dispose of you like I did of poor William. I have sent a legion of space gypsies and also the Barad Ns’aliid Tribe after Twit and he should be in days time. What answers have you from Felix and Filippa?
Remember, you need me in this. Don’t get on my bad side or your fate will be worse than the one of Twit once we find him.
JJ
Is Alice on the blog right now? I want to do some live action/actual dialougue, since it doesn’t make sense for Trinity to be writing letters to F&F to interrogate them. Unless you want me to just skip that and describe it in a letter to JJ.
Dear Bob,
Profuse thanks for your help. I am currently recuperating in Xao Municipal Hospital. Unfortunately, my leg became infected, and they were forced to amputate it. I’ll be wheelchair-bound for several months until they get a bionic prosthesis that’s suited to my nervous system. Bad luck, eh?
Anyhow, if you need advice, don’t hesitate to write. And one more thing- Could you explain to me what the heck is going on? Who’s T. Webster, and why did she send a hitman after me?
Hector.
145- the WWB is the world wide brain, the plan for World Wide Web of Brains. it is were the group mind was going, before the team (bob, hector, and elizabeth) lost there funding.
dear hector,
yes, bad luck.
O.k. T. webster is the daughter of jacobs webster. she has found out about the bunneys. she seems to be trying to kill any one who knows about them. earlier today I saw a space gypsy who went around the conner and said something as I aproched. this is all I know.
hope that bionic leg comes soon!,
BoB twit
Bob,
Thanks for the info. Fortunately, Xao Municipal Hospital has a state-of-the-art security system, probably because so many politicians and rich people come here to be treated. I don’t think anyone could kill me here. Even so, I will be cautious.
That gives me an idea. Jacobs Webster being a rich member of society, he and his family may have been treated here at some time. If I can persuade someone to let me have a look at the medical records, I might be able to find out a bit more about Miss Webster. All I know is that she’s ruthless and talks in the third person a lot.
Hector
To Janas (NPC, the crime lord) I’m writing in Qoriuritic, translation below.
Ya nesawe Bob Twit? Nhalahiutulum Hector? Janas, vared nskiuth hastare nesawe. Urem nef neshek quru nse es hazet ne. Baradns’allid qu wenes dius kutyf Hector, te ad Kuriur a nesawesh Twit.
-JJ.
Why haven’t you k*illed Bob Twit yet? Why haven’t you done the same with Hector? Janas, I told you to dispose of both of them. I’m not paying you your 15000 Qurus if you don’t by next week. Listen. Send the Barad N’saliid after Hector, and you and the space gypsies can take care of Twit.
150- You mean people are writing really fast, or the story is going fast? ‘Cause you’re certainly right if it’s the second, and not so right if it’s the
secondfirst.158- Which one is it?
JJ Krout,
I have escaped Janas for the time being, and I would like to offer you a deal; you call Janas off, and you come find me. Then, I’ll join you. I’ve seen what the HPB can do, and I don’t want to be on the wrong side of it. I won’t tell you all I know, because you’d kill me. This way, we’re both happy. You get most of the info you need, and I escape with my life. Believe me, I think I’ll be a valuable asset to your cause. Because I have the HPB.
Karl Dietzenkrieg
Dear Penelopy,
warn your mother and get out of here. I have a feeling that all
heck is about to break loose, particularly involving your uncle and his business partner. I’ll try to stop it, but I’m not guaranteeing anything. It’d be best to just leave for Earth.
Karl Dietzenkrieg
158- I meant not so right if it’s the first.
Col. Dietzenkrieg,
Very well. I will call janas off. Meet me at the outskirts of Des Meraks. I will pick you up there. If you are a no show, I will track you down. I will put a space gypsy guard on you so you don’t double agent us. If you do, you and everyone you write to will be destroyed instantaneously. We will track you with a lie detector so you don’t lie to anyone least of all me and Trinity. I promise not to k*ill you, unless you write Bob Twit, or anyone associated with him.
JJ
Dear Penelopy,
Do you know if one Colonel Dietzenkrieg is lying to me? I heard he has been in contact with you and I want to know what he is writing.
-Your uncle JJ
JJ Krout,
I can assure you that I am not a no show, as my life is on the line. Very well, I accept your conditions. I would be a foolish man indeed if I did not.
Bob Twit is my acquaintance. Why am I to be cut off from him, or his partners? What threat do they pose? Also, if you perceive him as a legitimate threat, why did you not just eliminate him?
I will meet you, but I expect answers. If I do not receive them, you will certainly fail. You need my information if you are to suceed in harnessing the HPB.
Karl Dietzenkrieg
Colonel,
Ask away. but in return, I want the HPB. The reason I am restraining you is so that you won’t double agent us.
-JJ
JJ,
I’m not going to double cross you. In fact, quite the opposite. Little Penelopy is under the impression that I’m fighting against you, and she’s sure to tell her mother. Why? Because I told her to, that’s why. Allow me to continue my little charade with Penelopy and her mother, to keep up the illusion. We may end up needing it.
And, I will gladly hand over the HPB….if you can guarantee my safety from it.
Karl Dietzenkrieg
Col.,
I sense something wrong. Its a trait us gypsies share, and you can ask my twin sister Mallory about it since she always knew I was going to steal cookies from the jar and told Mom immediately. Something is awkward in the air, and I sense that you are lying to me. In return letter, send me all you know about the HPB. And I will answer your questions.
-JJ
Trinity,
Send your hitmen. All 43 of them. After a stinking filthy traitor named Colonel Karl Dietzenkrieg. Make sure you get his info about the HPB first, and then immediately kill him. Also ask him what he’s doing with my neice. He’s 67 and my neice is 12. I don’t know, but I want that creepy ic backstabber away from my neice, who could be important later.
JJ
Dear Mr. Dietzenkrieg,
I’m terribly sorry for not responding to you sooner, but i stumbled across something in my research that just couln’t be ignored. You say that Miss is not to be trusted. I have started a correspondece with her, purely out of interest in her work but I shall let you know if she becomes nosy
Yours Truly,
Azul Morgans
Dear Mr. Twit,
I’m afraid to say that I have been out of the office for awhile but upon my return I found many distressfull letters, many of which involve the name miss walters. You say she has a piece of information that should be mine? Please resend this to me immeadietly. Miss Walters also wished to meet with me some days ago, but due to my absence i missed the date. I would like your advice, should I try to make plans with this woman? Has she done anything suspicious? I am inclined to think that it is my fault she has the information in the first place and i would like to do all i can to help.
Thank you,
Azul Morgans
I’m back, but not responding to letters right now.
158- I meant the story was moving very fast.
Can someone post a plot summary? I’ve read the whole thread, but it’s hard to keep the plot straight.
JJ,
I also sense something is wrong. You’re still planning to kill me, aren’t you? Yes…you won’t fool me that easily. At this moment, I have the HPB in an unbreakable cage, which only opens for me. It’s a brain wave monitor, which checks if I actually want the thing open. If you bring me down, you let the HPB die in its cage. Let me live, and the HPB also lives. Take your pick. You also won’t find any info. I have none. See, I only watched to see if the bunnies came out of the nest; I never noticed anything. The HPB blood is gone, I smashed it this morning. See you in Y*ithse. Janas as well.
Karl Dietzenkrieg
Dear Ms STOP Morgans,
I am writing a teleagrph(barbic, yes) from a twon on the edge of htrae STOP do not trust Ms. webster, she has tried to kill me and hector O’connell STOP do not reply, I repet, DO NOT REPLY STOP
BoB Twit
Col.
Why would I kill you? You are easily the most valuable person in our our business team! You are not Qoriuritic, how would you sense anything? You are a mere mortal, you have no perception of the Sense. Only the real space gypsies have the Sense, and you are not a gypsy because of your last name.
All the gypsies have the same group of last names, and Dietzenkrieg is not one. The list of the 14 Qoriuritic last names:
Krout, Tankway, Morgans, Emmett, Dargenson, Frasco, Divar, Maradat, Bennett, Justins, Qolun, Ximenes, Pedroia, and Neshek.
It depends on what clan you are from. Oh yeah, and you won’t be met by myself, you will be met by Ms. Webster and her, uh, acquaintances.
168- I can try: Karl D (sorry) captured a rare species of rabbit with hot pink fur for zoologist Bob Twit (nice name btw, man for aeiou!) Azul Morgans found out about that (she’s is a young, beautiful historian studying a people called the Aquilites) (ME!!!) because it may help with her research. Unfortuately some classified information for Ms. Morgans was sent to Ms. Walters. (The evil person in this whole charade) Oh and by the way, this is taking place on a different planet. There are other people in this story of course but i forget them. hopefully this will make them mad enough to explain their role more clearly.
(sorry for the double post) 171- did you say morgans?
172 – Thanks! That was the point of the story that confused me.
OK Here is the updated list of characters.
Enemies:
JJ Krout-myself
Trinity Webster- RotH
NPCEnemies:
William the Hitman (RIP)
Jacobs Webster( JJ Krouts first name is Jacoby, he was named after Webster)
NPC Gypsies on the space cruiser The Pownaj:
Lord Janas Tankway (JJ and Mallory’s second cousin)
First Mate: Jeptatha Frasco
Second Mate: Boraz Qolun
Seregant At Arms: Kion Krout (JJ and Mallory’s great uncle)
Coxswain: Ishmail Ximenes
Technician: Burushaski Justins
Assistant to Lord Tankway: Jamina Krout (JJ/Mallory’s cousin)
Pilot: DeRondell Emmett (related to Julia somehow)
Good Guys:
Bob Twit- TMFA
Hector O’Connell: P-Can (Prarillius Canix, that’s my new nickname for him
Azul Morgans- Greek Gurl (she’s a gypsy btw)
Felix and Francesca and their Aunt Ms. Morvel- Alice
Unsure of Status:
Mallory and Penelope Krout (speller73 and Kagcomix)
Licia Marionetta- Agarfishi
Julia Emmett- Purple Panda
Delilah Hammersmith- Quit off RPW
NPC UOS:
Helen Ledwich
Angelica
I think thats it, any changes, post it. Good Night,
175 – Mallory is definitely a bad guy. I think that Penelope is on the good side, but Kagy will have to decide that.
175-I’m not on there, am I?
JJ,
I was not referring to the Sense. I was referring to the fact that I’ve had to quash about eight rebellions, mutinies, and riots in my lifetime. That kind of experience gives a man a different sort of sense. Either you come alone, or I kill the HPB and burn its corpse. I will come unarmed, except for the HPB. That should deter you from trying to take me by force. Meet me soon.
Karl Dietzenkrieg
Colonel,
You underestimate my powers. Although you are a veteran of many wars, you will never have enough to beat the Gypsies. If you burn the HPB, we will you immediatly in the most horrible and painful way you can imagine. You really don’t want to be on my bad side, you bacstabbing filthy, pedaphilic slimeball.
JJ
Mallory,
Have you heard the news, our cousin Janas is getting married! Yes, to a lovely historian named Azul Morgans. Yes, I know what your thinking, the Krouts and the Morgans’ dont really get along, but at least she’s not one of those barbaric pig Nesheks. I might have to kill Janas if he married a neshek. I can’t tell you where the wedding is because this letter might get picked off, but i can say it in Qoriurtic: Adzum yire nkalad fan Usem-Nue.
Your brother,
JJ
175- Helen isn’t a NPC! She’s my character!
With some changes-
Enemies:
JJ Krout
Trinity Webster
Mallory Krout
NPCEnemies:
William the Hitman (RIP)
Jacobs Webster
NPC Gypsies on the space cruiser The Pownaj:
Lord Janas Tankway (JJ and Mallory’s second cousin)
First Mate: Jeptatha Frasco
Second Mate: Boraz Qolun
Seregant At Arms: Kion Krout (JJ and Mallory’s great uncle)
Coxswain: Ishmail Ximenes
Technician: Burushaski Justins
Assistant to Lord Tankway: Jamina Krout (JJ/Mallory’s cousin)
Pilot: DeRondell Emmett (related to Julia somehow)
Good Guys:
Bob Twit
Hector O’Connell:
Azul Morgans
Felix and Francesca and their Aunt Ms. Morvel
Helen Ledwich
Unsure of Status:
Penelope Krout
Licia Marionetta
Julia Emmett
Delilah Hammersmith
Karl Dietzenkrieg
NPC UOS:
Angelica
GAH! Too much to respond to! I’ll be on for several hours tomorrow.
It’s FILIPPA, not Francesca.
Dear JJ,
A Morgans! You would think that Janas would settle for better than that. I will be at the wedding though, just to make life a little more interesting. I won’t hurt them yet. Ms. Morgans may have her uses. Honestly, sometimes I wish I had never come to this planet. It was all for Penelope’s good, you know.
Mallory
How should Mallory communicate with Penelope? It wouldn’t make sense for them to send each other letters.
Mallory,
Yes, I know, but what are the Morgans’ best quality? Theyre all really beautiful. All of the clans have their own trait. We Krouts are intelligent, the Tankways are very cunning, the Justins are good at fixing stuff, the Emmetts are quiet and studious, the Frascos are athletic and the Nesheks are good at being fat, worthless molerats. Sometimes, this planet is a hassle. Thats why I’d like to tell you that I am going with Janas’ ship directly after the wedding. I will be living the traditional gypsie life style now, moving from planet to planet. Contact me through the ternogram.
-JJ
Dear JJ,
Leaving! My dear brother, how could you? You know that we all need you here. You’re the closest thing Penelope has to a father, not to mention that the scientific world needs you. Also, I assure you that Ms. Morgans will have her uses. After all, who couldn’t use a little spare change?
Mallory
Mallory,
It is not a matter of how much I am needed, it is a matter of how much the WWB is after me. It was all Websters fault, she sent that fool hitman William after O’Connell, and because Hector saw the paper saying that Trinity was behind all of this, he told them, including Twit and Morvel. After we have taken over the world, I will get rid of her, it will be quick and painless. But for now I must leave because the WWB can’t catch me in other planets and planet systems. Oh yeah. I forgot to tell you that a bunch of gypsies were arrested outside of Xao City, one fought and was killed. I can’t remember the names of the captured gypsies, but I can remember the name of the one, it was Darean Bennett, perhaps you know him?
JJ
Nobody has written letters to Trinity for a while, have they?
Mr. Krout,
I have interrogated Felix and Fillippa. Torture was required, and they still did not reveal much useful information. I do know, however, that they were communicating with someone who would know more: Helen Ledwich.
T. Webster
Trinity, you imbecile! If you were torturing them with the right devices, they would have given up their secrets immediately! Listen to me. Your fool hitman has already screwed up our plans enough. I will take care of Ms. Ledwich myself, do not send any of your hitmen. Ms. Ledwich is too important. Instead, send your hitmen after Col. Dietzenkrieg as I told you to do before, unless he is .
JJ
Oh yeah, La Mort, you should change your name back to RoTH. It suited you better. i dont particularly care for La Mort. Its just….eurghhh… emo.
182- write a monologue in the form of an email or summat (ex. TO:Penelepe FROM:Malory RE:something or other)
Krout,
Who is the idiot here? People cannot reveal secrets that they do not know.
T. Webster
(187) Although there’s something très aimable about a Death who makes a point of noting her spdzk points.
Lols. It’s also fun because it makes newbs ask what spdzk points are. again. and again.
Aimable? It’s hard to aim Death- the fellow (or lady, as the case may be) is notoriously slippery and turns up where you least expect. But spdzk points might make him/her easier to grasp. All those knobbly, spiky consonants must do something in the way of grip traction. No oily little vowels there.
Je pense que Rebecca signifie «amiable», pas «aimable».
I think that Rebecca meant “amiable” (friendly), not “aimable”.
In French, aimable means “pleasant”; amiable means “friendly.” I suspect Lady B. wrote what she meant.
Never mind then…..
194- Ah. In French, like tres.
yay! Helen’s in!
Helen knew Felix and Fillipa’s aunt because they worked on a secret project together – she may know more than they do.
Mr. Krout,
You have one last chance before I sever this deal. You have no reason to be calling me an imbecile, when you cannot even complete the simple task of killing Twit and O’Connell. Uphold your end of the deal before you starting acting superior to me. I will meet with Col. Dietzenkrieg personally later this afternoon. Complete your tasks before attempting to interfere with mine. The plan is close to failing, and you are responsible.
T. Webster
Wow. Wouldnt it be a pwnsome plot twist if JJ split the deal with Trinity. Buit JJ can’t be reached by letters, because he’s on a space ship. Contact him through the ternogram by saying “Ternogram Message for JJ Krout” before the letter. thank you.
Ternogram Message for JJ Krout:
Mr. Krout,
You have one last chance before I sever this deal. You have no reason to be calling me an imbecile, when you cannot even complete the simple task of killing Twit and O’Connell. Uphold your end of the deal before you starting acting superior to me. I will meet with Col. Dietzenkrieg personally later this afternoon. Complete your tasks before attempting to interfere with mine. The plan is close to failing, and you are responsible.
T. Webster
No offense, Cliff Eagle, but let Trinity cut the deal. JJ is becoming too powerful.
200- Agreed. Besides, that would give a beastly plot twist.
Ms. Webster, the deal is over. I’ll give you an hour until the police come and send you to your life sentence. Be sure to ternograph me from jail. I’m on another planet right now, and they will never catch me. I advise you to kill Felix and Fillipa, since they have no information, and run, because the WWB will be after your butt five minutes after you leave. It was great working with you.
JJ
Ternogram Message for JJ Krout:
JJ,
You think I’m worried about the police? Money will make anybody look the other way. Besides, I planned for this eventuality. I know where to hide. If you send any of your gypsy friends to my house, you will only find the twin’s dead bodies. This is the last message you will ever recieve from me. Our deal is indeed over. You will never have any power on this planet so long as there is a Webster in government.
Trinity Webster
Sorry Alice. I’m sure somebody can revive F&F.
201- Gee, I thought you were ACTUALLY AGREEING WITH ME, and then you write a letter having JJ cut the deal anyways.
this is going way to fast!
203- I agree.
A plot idea for my character is to change her identity in an attempt to avoid discrimination. Do you think this is a good idea or will it bring to much confusion into the plot?
Delilah is still here. She is not sure what she ought to be doing, but she is here. Perhaps a department letter about illegal imports or immigration?
On the other hand, the latter could get dicey. Never mind, I have an idea.
Dear Felix and Filippa,
Your pen pal Angelica Cooper has informed the Department of Immigrant Assimilation that she has not received a letter from you in a significant period of time. She is experiencing anxiety on her transfer to a new planet and could use the support that regular correspondence provides. In addition to her trouble adjusting to life here, she worries that something has interfered with your correspondence. If you receive this letter, please write to both Angelica and me immediately to confirm your safety. Thank you for participating in the correspondence program.
Sincerely,
Delilah Hammersmith
Department of Immigrant Assimilation
F+F are currently dead….
But Delilah doesn’t know that because they died in a very shady manner and, assuming they’re actually dead, there isn’t going to be much of a likelihood of an official death certificate. Besides, has their death been officially confirmed?
Not officially…..Right, Trinity and JJ would be the only ones to know that F&F are dead.
202- La Mort!!!!! You can’t kill them without my permission! It’s a horrible breach of etiquette! It’s so RUDE! Oh my god. *is furious*
I’ve got to think of a way to bring them back. Maybe they sort of faked it? Or maybe one of them died and because of the group brain thing, it seems like they both died, but they could actually be resurrected since one of them is still alive? It’s a bit iffy, but I might try it. If anyone has a better idea, please tell me.
Why do my characters always die?
Well, Dumbledore died, didn’t he? So did Lupin and Tonks and Hedwig and Mad-Eye and all the awesomeish characters in Harry Potter. Everybody liked them, so maybe everybody liked you characters. People like you=you die. It’s always been that way. Ever heard of Abe Lincoln?
210- You can make up whatever story you want about their death. Who knows? Trinity might have lied and let them escape…….
212- Most of the time I *want* my character to die (ex., Rhoda, Alice of the Blackberries). But sometimes I don’t.
Trinity could easily be lying about Felix and Filippa. Until someone sees them dead, they’re not necessarily dead. And maybe even then.
Wow. I haven’t been here in a while and I’m still lost. However, this thread intrigues me.
215) I like this idea! However, why would Trinity lie? Perhaps she became attached to the boys, although I doubt it. Although, the boys are clearly a scientific miracle. That’s reason enough to keep then alive. Perhaps she wants to study them. *shudder* That could only end in disater for the boys. Perhaps they could be used as hostages because of their value. However……
Ooooo! They’re 2 boys with different bodies but the same mind, right? That would definately give them an advantage over other people. In fact, they would be the perfect military weapon! That would explain why Trinity wanted everyone else to think that F&F were dead. If the other villains in this story knew about her new “weapon” they would most definately feel threatened! What do you guys think?
216- Filippa is a GIRL. Note the “A” ending.
dear Ms. Movel,
I have found something. the city that the [we need a name for F&F] have been looked at. my cords’ are -50,-30.
BoB twit.
217) Oh sorry!
Cinnamoon: can Julia meet Helen when she moves to the new village? Do you have any ideas how/when?
Julia is good, for any list-making people.
Dear Lauren,
It has been raining here for the past four days. What does one do in this miserable weather? Mother won’t let me go out because she doesn’t want me to catch a cold, and I don’t know what to do cooped up inside all day. I began carving some of the wood on my bed, but father found out and got very upset. I thought it looked very nice.
–Julia Emmett
Is it too late for me to join? Because this sounds really fun!
dear Karl Dietzenkrieg,
Thank you for the warning. I don’t know what a woman like trinity webster would want with a person like me, though. My research on the Aquilites had been spiraling since the discovery of the HPBs. I’m at a dreaful dead end.
Azul Morgans
Dear Auntie,
Auntie, please come rescue us! Ms. Webster (the one who wanted to interview us, remember?) has been interrogating us and – oh! it’s awful! Now she’s locked us in a cell. We think she’s gone. We’re pushing this letter out the window right as the mailman comes by. He’ll think he dropped it and he’ll deliver it. Please look for us! We don’t know where we are . . .
What on Htrae are hot pink bunnies? Ms. Webster thinks we know about them, and we don’t.
We’re ever so hungry. The only food in the room is what Ms. Webster gave us ages ago, and we don’t like to touch it. We think it’s poisoned.
F&F
Lovely plight. Anyhow, Trinity did leave, and the food was poisoned but not deadly. It would only put them deep enough in a coma to make anyone think they were dead, so that Ms. Webster could revive them later. And eventually they *will* get hungry enough to try it.
Dear Ms. Hammersmith,
I am Elizabeth Morvel, the aunt and guardian of Felix and Filippa. The reason they have not written to Angelica Cooper is strictly confidential.
Sincerely,
Elizabeth Morvel
Eh. Not too great.
Alice, I’ feeling kind of….. not useful right now. what if Azul Rescues F and F?
Dear Ms. Morvel:
Thank you for your time. Please notify the government of any irregular activity; the Department trusts that you have already alerted other offices of the reason for the children’s absence. We would also appreciate it if you sent a letter to Angelica Cooper explaining the situation.
Sincerely,
Delilah Hammersmith
Department of Immigrant Assimilation
Scrawled in the corner of the official printed letter:
Please don’t report anything. TW will prob. read it and I don’t trust her at all.
225- Okay by me. But we have to agree on the method. Did you have anything in mind?
227- I’m not sure yet…. where are they being held? Maybe we could do another letter-switch-up so their second cry for help is sent to me instead. It contain where they are being held and since i don’t know the person it as being sent to and I want to further investigate trinity, i go to help them. Savvy? Nay?
228- They don’t know where they’re being held. I don’t either. But they could find out. Sounds good.
229- I enjoy the idea of an old warehouse, it’s classic. How about a battery warehouse. I don’t know why, it just came to me.
223) How could they send a letter to their aunt whilst they’re imprisoned?
231- I don’t know ask Alice. Maybe it could be an old “Penmate” warehouse. They found paper and pens just lying around.
Can someone explain the gypsy thing to me? Apparently I am one and thats cool so maybe i should switch my line of work thatta way. I just don’t underdtand the whole gypsy thingy
Dear Uncle JJ,
I don’t really think it’s any of your buisness what the Colonel is writing to me. for your information it’s just about science.
-Penellope
sorry for not comming on to often. it’s just this thread takes forever to read through.
220- Yes. Maybe… Well, is Julia running away? If she is, she might shelter in a project Helen is working on or something…
232 – Space gypsies are families (including the Morganses) who travel from planet to planet. Generally, they also have normal lines of work.
235- pretty much. The 14 families, or clans, can travel and trade (like Janas and his crew) or settle down, like Mallory Krout. They can have pretty much any job but because some of them are gangsters and crooks it is hard for them to find jobs in offices and the WWB. Most space gypsies that are not criminals are blacksmiths, steelworkers, scientists and farmers. a rare few are officeworkers, government officials, or military commanders.
THE WWB IS A SECRET! ONLY ME, POSOC, AND ALICE KNOW WHAT IT IS!
Has anything important happened to Hector in the time I’ve been gone?
238- no.
236- Or travelling historians
Cinnamoon (234): She’s mostly running away because she’s bored with her life and family, and many people in her community are leaving as well. But I can make pretty much any reason (if it will help with something Helen’s doing), because the character isn’t very developed yet.
241- Shall we just start with her running away, and see how it develops?
Cinnamoon (242): Yeah, that sounds like a good idea. I’ll write a letter in a little while, as soon as my brain decides to work.
My character’s name is spike. He was brought to the planet by his father, a scientist who had come to study the creatures. He had captured many of them, and was studying their DNA using special splicing processes. He was using a splicing laser on one of the creatures, when Spike had been in the wrong place at the wrong time. He was slightly caught by the laser and DNA from the creature was spliced into his own. This caused the entire laboratory to explode. He lost a large amount of memory and he is disformed, with a hunched back, discolored skin, and spikes running down his back as well as other things.
I think julia should see him in the woodsor osmething and theyshould become friends.
244- Are you obsesed with hedgehogs or what?
245- Maybe he plays a lot of Sonic games.
I don play a lot of sonic games. I just love hedgehogs. And my guy isnt much like a hedgehog more like a dinosaur it’s just ridges down his back.
247- Okay, sorry about that. Dinosaurs are cool.
How can this be part one if everyone is still writing it?
ANYBODY WHO IS INVOLVED IN THIS, WE NEED TO GET IT GOING AGAIN.
249- Not entirely sure
its the first forum. Well i can’t really do anything untill i get aconnection with someone
This is very inactive. I guess I’ll have to start it up again.
Dear Ms. Morgans,
Congratulations on the occasion of your marriage. It was a pleasure meeting you at your wedding. Unfortunately, this letter is not all pleasantries. I have an important warning. I have been informed that you and your husband are currently traveling with my brother JJ. I advise you to not disturb him in any way. JJ means business, and he cannot be distracted by anyone.
Sincerely,
Ms. Mallory Krout
Dear JJ,
Keep an eye on Morgans. She might be dangerous.
Mallory
253- wait?!!?!?!?! I got MARRIED????????????? how? who? wat? *gasp* Who??
“Have you heard the news, our cousin Janas is getting married! Yes, to a lovely historian named Azul Morgans.”
Yes, you got married.
255- I must go back and read this…. Janas Who? Krout? I’m not a normal gypsy, I still travel with the clan sometimes but ost of the time i stay and research
256 – If you want to change this it’s fine, but I think that the plot is currently that you are traveling with Janas Krout (JJ and Mallory’s cousin) and JJ Krout. You still do historical work from the spaceship and from any planets you stop at.
257- Is it okay if i stop at a planet just long enough to discover F and F and rescue them?
258 – Yes. Actually, my letter was alluding to the rescue of F and F!
259- Um, how?
260 – Well, JJ is partly responsible for the kidnapping of F and F. I advised you not to disturb his business, which includes F and F.
JJ is the one im marrying? I thought his name was J krout….
262 – No, you’re marrying JJ’s cousin, who JJ is traveling with. His name is JJ Krout (JJ is the first name, Krout is the last name).
263- Ok, I’m going to get mad at him and kick him off at the next planet…… but it will be good for the plot somehow. By the way, i’m keeping my name as Azul Morgans
264 – I would say that’s partly Cliff Eagle’s decision. That is, if he shows up again. He hasn’t been on lately.
dear Mr. O’Connell,
you Friend BoB twit was on Flight Two-Two-Zero to earth. he died.
From,
ETHF
~~~~~
Good bye.
Who is ETHF?
Oh. Earth To Htrae Flights?
286- yes.
Dear Penelope,
I noticed you’ve been hiding information from Uncle JJ. You know that Uncle JJ is one of the planet’s leading scientists and could very well get you a job when you’re older. Don’t hide information from him.
This thread is dying. Hey everybody who’s in this! Come here!
These threads are so great and the beginning, but they die somehow! The same thing is happening to The Empowered.
-cries-
272- I know! I was thinking earlier about how to revive these threads…
273- Maybe do a crossover? That’s what the comic book companies do.
Dear Boba Dog Papa Harvey (NPW, bounty hunter, names of greatest Bounty hunters in history),
Track down and kill my former business partner, Trinity Webster, her father, and her brother Silas. I want them exterminated by the time I arive on the planet Yaquien XVII, because you know that both you and I have work to do after you kill them. Show no mercy. Also, send an associate to watch the historian Azul Morgans. I don’t trust my new cousin, Although she is as stupid as a pile of Kasuiral manure, I am sure she is either spying on me or trying to kill me. Janas and I personally shot down flight 220 to the planet Khil Mandala and sent a letter to Mr. O’Connell telling him his plane tragically crashed on the barren wasteplanet of Earth. Let me tell you, Earth is not a pleasant place. If O’Connell replies, we will track him and destroy him. I hope he hasn’t seen our decoy, a strange halfbreed type called Spike, who was given ferocious spikes in a lab experiment. He is a Artashatian tracker from the planet Horox, and I have assigned him with the of O’Connell’s wife and family. Until he tells us where the Hot Pink Bunnies are, he will suffer.
Sincerely,
JJ
275- That’s it, your’re getting booted off of the ship for that remark.
Hector, Elizabeth.
My plane has been shot down on to the planet Khil Mandala. It seems as if it was Space Gypsies. they make no sense!
I have plans. the WWB is starting to not understand it’s role in the universe. if we can just get the World-Wide-Brain running, the best plans we have, the worlds will start there paths to one.
I will be hitchhiking a ride to earth. Don’t Panic! The Guide Says Earth is “Mostly Harmless!”
Dear Lauren,
Life is still as dull as ever. I’ve been thinking about Ivan and Yvette a lot lately, and I bet they are having the time of their life. I am going to go find them. Hopefully my life will become exciting again!
–Julia Emmett
To whom it may concern-
Our letter to our aunt didn’t reach its destination. If we aren’t rescued soon then we’re going to starve. If you find this letter, we are locked in an old stationary warehouse* in [where does T.W. live?]. Help. Please.
Felix & Filippa
*Good idea kiwimuncher! You don’t mind if I use it, do you?
After this letter is pushed out the window….
•They wait one day
•They are very hungry
•They figure, we’re going to die anyway at this rate, so we might as well die after eating than of starvation/thirst
•They eat the food
•It puts them into a coma
Now Azul can find the letter and find their bodies and it’ll be dramatic. Right?
(pushed through the window of F&F)
Dear Felix and Filippa,
I found your letter wandering in the breeze when I stopped on this planet. I’m a space gyspy and my name is Azul Morgans. You probably haven’t heard of me, but I try to be on the good side. Do you by chance have an aunt I may know? I need to know how to get you out, please, I don’t know anyhing about you, or your current situation. I’m just an innocent historian who might be able to get you out.
Azul Morgans,
Historian, Space gypsy, possible rescuer
F&F aren’t going to get your letter, you know.
281- Why not?
282- Because they’re in a coma.
Hows this?
A letter left on board the ship for Janas, Azul’s Husband
Dear Janas,
I am staying on this planet for awhile, because I have found some interesting things that require my attention. Let my family go along with their lives but pretend I am staying in my cabin please. I do not trust your cousin and i also beleive there is another someone watching me, an imposter. While I am away would you try to root out the intruder? My family will know what to do with him/her if you find someone. I will find a way home, don’t worry
Azul.
Hows about this?
A letter to Xot, nemesis to Machnog
To Xot,
So my Nemesis, You have killed my whole family and might of very well killed me too. After you recieve this letter I will already be ready to duel you. If you are asking what I am talking about go to Star Rock Plateau. There I will duel you. It will be A fight to the death. If you do not show up I will know that you are the worlds biggest coward. But I know you will show up, because it will be” real easy to kill a wpunded man
ATTENTION EVERYONE INVOLVED IN THIS.
We have to decide whether to revive this (in which case we should be posting regularly on here) or to let it die.
My vote: to let it die. Our previous attempts to rescue it were unsuccessful.
let it die.
Let it die.
Let it die. I was never terribly fond of this one.
Thats 4. Let’s leave it.
LIVE!!!!!!!!!!! im kinda fond of this little thread, as i could never understand the other one…..and i get a cool name here….
I liked this better than RPW 1, but it’s hard to continue without Cliff Eagle. He was a major evil character.
292- lets get a new evil character then
292 – If we do decide to continue (which it looks like we won’t), I could probably use Mallory as the main evil character.
.If you want I could resurrect/bring T.W. out of hiding.
295- That could work