She explains, “I was decorating my Christmas tree a few days ago… And I opened a box and out sprang an hpb. It made off with an ornament and unplugged the tree.” And adds: “The bunnies took me by suprise, hence the bad focus and weird angles.”
(Photos are below the fold.)
oh, my.
*has nightmares*
cool!!!
That is so AWESOME!!!!!!
WHOA!!!!! HE UNPLUGGED THE TREE!!!!! HOW’ZHEDOOODAT?!?!?!??!
That’s a CUTE HPB!!!!!!!!!!!!!! But I guess he’s the evilus kind…
Red-tailed HAWK
I really like how the santa hat is over one ear.
Wow, my own thread!
*goes into shock*
Duuude! The HPB’s are taking over the world!
Awesome! but scary.
Flamablamablous! I hope they don’t take over your house!
Tell…my…mother…I…love…her…
*falls over dead*
I’ve forgotten the whole bunny thing…aren’t they censors for the magazine?
AHHHH! Save us!
11- Beavo’s mother, your son loves you.
12) Yesh.
Dang. this library computer has spell check.
12- This is what happened:
Cat Lovers: Cats Rule!
*mind control*
*
Bwahahahaha!
Dog Lovers: Dogs Rule!
Cat Lovers: No, CATS Rule!
Dog Lovers: No, DOGS Rule!
Cat Lovers: *pies*
Dog Lovers: *pies*
Editors: Okay, we’re tired of this. We will now replace all letters about cats or dogs with hot pink bunny icons.
Cat and dog lovers: *forget about pets and fall in love with
Awwwwww. *sends new ornament*
The pictures are great. Amazingly amusing… But frightening.
*hugs own Christmas tree in a vain effort to protect it*
Wow. Sweet! *lurves*
Aww, that’s awesome!
A while back I made a bunch (around 12) of those origami hot pink bunnies (the ones I made weren’t all pink, actually) that were in the 10th birthday issue. I think I was going to take a picture and send it to MuseBlog/Muse. I’ll get around to it eventually.
I found a couple plastic pink bunny beads in my basement once. I ran.
Cuteness!
I made an origami zebra-striped bunny.
*shudders* *looks closer* is that a…. santa hat? i will never look at santa the same again.
20- no, no, no!
*sound alarm*
“we have a 1919! Kari has been hypontised in the bunneys grasp.”
*rushes in to take Kari to the Funny Farm*
“Is there any hope for her, Doctor? No? That’s too bad. It’s a horrible thing to spend the rest of your life in four straightjackets, eh? Yeah, too bad. Had to look it in the eye, didn’t she? Eh, I guess they can be kinda cute… hey! Why do you have two pairs of straigtjackets? I asked for one! Is there someone else who needs one?”
“I’m afraid not Beavo. Yes, she’ll have to spend the rest of her life here. She got zombified by them, right?” *writes down answer for daily records* “WHAT??? CUTE???” *mutters* “Right, I think you’d better stay here too…” *signals nurses to bring two straitjackets, not one…*
Cooooooooooooooooooooooooool….
“Here you are, doctor. I couldn’t find the regular straitjackets (CORRECT SPELLING, PEOPLE!), but I found some cute hot-pink ones!”
Doctor: “Um, right, hold on a sec… *goes to secret telephone* Yes, hello?”
Straitjackets, inc.: “hi, what do you need?”
Doctor: “We need 3 regular straitjackets, one for Beavo, one for Kari, and one for the nurse. Bring them as quick as you can – I fear the bunnies may activate their mind control on these three soon…”
Now I have 2 reasons to create a barricade around my tree – to protect it from the bunnies, AND to see Santa!
AGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGH! THE BUNNIES ARE INVADING MY HOME!
*gets hit by shower of arrows*
Tell.. my… mother… I… love… her…
*dies*
HA HA HA! YOU FOOLISH BUNNYS! That was only a stuffed dummy of me!
Dang, I wish I hadn’t said that…
Only (according to my clock) 14 hours and 47 minutes till christmas!
*Delivery guy from Straitjackets Inc. knocks on door* “Hi, here’s your order. That will be 100 dollars each.”
*I (the doctor) think “whatever it takes…”* “Fine, whatever.” *hands over money* “Just give them to me.”
*delivery guy hands over straitjackets* “Here you are ma’am. And have a nice day!”
*mutters under breath about stupid overly cheerful Straitjackets Inc. delivery guys and wonders if they’re just drugged-up straitjacket testers that they use to save money*
“Okay, Beavo, Kari, nurse, come here, I have hot pink stuff for you.”
*after attracting them with hot pink stuff, puts them in the straitjackets and puts them in padded cells*
*dusts off hands* “Hoo boy, another three additions to the HPB damage ward. I should really talk to the maintenace department about having it expanded. And those R&D idiots about finding a cure for hypnotization, zombification and bunnification. All they do is sit around eating donuts.”
R&D Department:
*panics* “We’re out of coconut donuts! We’re out of donuts! Who’s responsible for this outrage?”
*runs off to get donuts + coffee*
*returns*
*opens donut box and reaches in*
“owwww! My hand!”
*looks in box*
there are several hpbs in the bottom of the box. they promptly zombify the R&D worker.
*staggers out yelling*
“Zombie…kill…kill…hpb…kill…”
This is me now, not the R&D department:
I-Man- are you ok? I hope we don’t need to straitjacket you too?
(me as doctor again)
“Oh no, they’re infiltrating the asylum so we won’t be able to cure anyone!”
*turns on intercom*
“ATTENTION ALL ASYLUM EMPLOYEES! ATTENTION ALL ASYLUM EMPLOYEES! PLEASE PUT ON BUNNYPROOF SUITS IMMEDIATELY AND REPORT TO THE MAIN OFFICE FOR HPB DAMAGE TESTING!!”
*turns off intercom and puts on bunnyproof suit*
“Aargh. Today is not going well.”
*cough* *choke* *can’t breath* *stumbles into bunny* Wha . . . huh? *is zombified* Aw. How cute. *hugs bunny* *bunny bites me* OW!!!! *coughchokecough* *goes on rampage*
*rampaging bunnies infiltrate hospitals across the country*
*and other countries*
Middle East: أوه لا! الساخن الوردي الأرانب!
Holland: Oh nee! De hete roze bunnies!
France: Oh non! La rose chaud jeux!
Germany: Oh nein! Das heiße rosa Kaninchen!
Greece: Οχι βεβαια! Hot bunnies το Ïοζ!
Italy: Oh no! Il caldo conigli rosa!
Portugal: Oh, não! O hot pink bunnies!
Russia: Ой-ой-ой! Ð’ Ñрко-розовый bunnies!
Mexico:¡Oh no! La rosa caliente conejitos!
GAPAs, if any of these characters don’t work for some reason, you can just zap them out so that people don’t get confused.
*is Oob*
*parachutes in with several hundred BEACON operatives and half a dozen cybergnomes*
Wow, what’s going on here? *hpb jumps on head* Aaaah! *fights*
*finds random passageway out asylum*
Bunnie friends! Help me out of this cagelikethingy!
*bunnies come and bite the straitjacket off*
Thank you my furry friends. Now, on to viktory!
Thank you, thank you. Now, first, I say we take over Kirgustan…
*dynamites wall*
*rushes in with BEACON operatives, firing depigmentizer darts*
*bunnies turn white and wrinkly*
No longer hot pink bunnies: Aaah! Our eccentric hue! You shall pay!
Take the hot pink pigment vials back to the lab for testing, you three. Everyone else, secure the room.
“Finally, R&D will do something productive!”
“Thank you, BEACON. We couldn’t have done it without you.”
My friends! My friends! What have you done to my friends? *rampages*
*stops the rampage* “Beavo, it’s OK…” *quickly puts Beavo back in the straitjacket*
in the R&D department:
*drop* *break* *smash*
*curses* “…essence of hpb on the floor..”
“How come it smells of something left in the sink drainer in here?” *one leggedly jumps over growing puddle of pink liquid* “Will somebody get me out of this? What do you think I am, a Christmas present? *random Harpo Marx pops out of Nowhere and puts bow on head* *shakes off bow* *Harpo Marx dissapears*
Speaking of Harpo Marx… *Groucho Marxes for a while*
“Back down to Yellow Alert. Set up a containment dome around the asylum. Root it in bedrock- we won’t take any chances.”
“Why does it smell like essence of HPB in here?” *opens door to R&D lab to see Beavo hopping over a hot pink puddle and penguini muttering curses* “WHAT THE **** HAPPENED HERE?”
UH-huh? What’s happening?
I’m confused. Is this more than a picture thread? This seems like an adventure!
Red-tailed HAWK
It seems to have turned into a roleplay–that started around posts 20-22. If you want to join, I have no objections–we could use another character–maybe a victim of the HPB attacks, or a brilliant scientist that comes to me for a job, gets hired, and discovers a cure for HPB damage. It would have to have some drawbacks though–no fun otherwise.
*sees almost-finished contaiment dome over asylum* Oh look! It’s the next area 51! *immediately sets about creating conspiracy theories*
*uses helicopter to enter the dome via the hole in the top, despite the angry curses of various construction workers*
Hey, bunnies! Your hot pink essence is all over the floor of the R&D lab! *is run over by a stamped of no-longer hot pink bunnies* It’s polite to say thank you, you know!
“Okay, this is getting crazy. I’ve got to get out of here.” *tries to climb out of dome* *is pulled back by no-longer hot pink bunnies*
No longer HPBs: “Bwahahaha! You shall pay!” *attempt to zombifie*
*resists* *runs around asylum avoiding bunnies*
*attacks Groundhog22 with pitchfork*
Hobo! Hey, where’d I get this? Does it matter? No, it dosn’t! *babbles to self*
Ooh, is that a dragon? *points at TNO’s helicopter*
Awesome! I want a bunny like that!
Hey……..where’d everyone go?
*stares into space confusedly and chews own grass vehemently*
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*is happy that Beavo couldn’t do much damage with the pitchfork because he’s in a straitjacket, but quickly takes it away, just in case* “Hey POSOC! Could you hurry it up with that dome?”
*sees last unfinished part of dome* *jumps out* “Yahoo! Freedom!” *several bunnies follow and continue chase outside of the dome*
Why arent my hpb icons working?
59- Try leaving out the spaces between the colons and the words.
*grabs pitchfork back*
I WANT MY PITCHFORK. IT’S BEEN JUST LIKE A PITCHFORK TO ME.
yay thx 60!
”Dome’s finished, but there are four bunnies currently outside. We’ll hunt those down. For now, you guys are on your own.”
*sees groundhog22 fighting with Beavo and HPBs* *also sees angry no longer hot pink bunnies chasing him/her* “GANG WAY!” *runs into Beavo* *pitchfork goes flying and almost hits groundhog22* *bunnies collide with each other* *complete and utter mayhem* “Ow.”
*hot orange bunnies, hot orange bunnies, hot yellow bunnies, hot green bunnies, hot blue bunnies, hot purple bunnies, and hot black bunnies appear out of nowhere*
Leader Of The Hot Black Bunnies: I AM THE LEADER OF THE HOT BLACK BUNNIES. HOT PINK BUNNIES, YOU HAVE VIOLATED OUR TREATY.
Leader Of The Hot Green Bunnies: Yeah! You promised us that when the world was conquered WE would get Greenland, France, and Florida!
Leader Of The Hot Blue Bunnies: And we were supposed to get the Indian Ocean and Japan!
Leader Of The Hot Red Bunnies: And we have decided that your color is too close to ours in shade, so we are suing you.
Hot Red Lawyers: SUE SUE SUE SUE SUE!
There must be somebody I can cheat out of their money. Ah, here comes someone now!
“Hey! You! Can I have your money? Oh wait your shoe is untied.”
“I’m not wearing shoes.” *looks down*
“Bwahaha!” *steals money* “Hey! Mayhem! Where’s my pitchfork?” *finds* “Yay! My pitchfork!” *cuddles*
67-Whose side are you on, anyways?
Hot Rainbow Bunnies: Ours!
Green Bunnies: We still want Greenland. And we’ve heard that Antartica has good penguins. Yummy…
Hot Rainbow Bunnies: We call Mars!
Hot Yellow Bunnies: Fine. You can have it. There’s a 4% chance of an asteroid hitting it, anyways.
HRaBs: Nevermind. We want Pluto instead.
HPuBs: But that’s not even a planet anymore.
HRaBs: Are you speaking to me? But you are only a singular colored bunny. You are no match for my six-colors-plus-indigo pattern!
Crowd: -gasp- Must…worship…hot…rainbow…bunnies…@_@
68-Side? SIDE? I am a three dimentional object, I have no sides! *lunges with pitchfork*
*sees Beavo being crazy* *sees bunnies of all colors* *sees bunnies of no color* *sees pitchfork* *is very confused*
69-Fine. Which face are you on?
70-*bunnies see you being confused*
All Bunnies: Let’s gang up on her! YAAAAAAY!
If I was on a face I would be screaming. My face(s) are delicate.
And now you know why I’m in a straitjacket.
And now you know why it dosn’t work.
71- “Who says I’m a she?” Bunnies: “You have to be a girl. Only a girl would start out with a blog name like ‘Fluffylump,’ right…?” “Perhaps I was posing as a girl to protect my identity!” *bunnies look at each other uncertainly* *seizes the chance to escape* *runs in circles around dome and bunnies stampede after me*
73-
*bunnies corner IBCF* *Lead Hot Pink Bunny Steps Forward*
LHPB: TAKE US TO YOUR PIES.
74- Um… Okay… *shoves spike pie into LHPB’s face*
Hahahahaha! *runs away very fastlike* *unbelievably angry bunnies give chase*
_/\_/\_/\_/\_/\_/\_
\____:twisted:____/
75-
LHPB: NOOOOOOO! THAT PIE BAD. BUNNIES WANT GOOD PIE. BUNNIES WANT NUCLEAR PIE TO BLOW UP UNIVERSE EXCEPT FOR BUNNY PLANET. BBBBRRRRRIIIINNNNNGGGG UUUUSSSS TTTTHHHHHEEEE PPPPPPPIIIIIIIIEEEEEE.
I’m in a random mood today.
76- Wait–A BUNNY planet?
77-That’s where the Hot Red/Orange/Yellow/Green/Blue/Purple/Black bunnies live. They’re going to join the HPBs on Earth once the HPBs have conquered it, but they’re here for a visit now just because they can.
*sticks Beavo in a padded cell real fast-like*
“Hey, where’s my tranquilizer gun?”
*finds it, shoots the no-longer HPB’s, laughing that they are attacking someone in a bunnyproof suit, then shoots the other BCB’s (that’s brightly colored bunnies)*
“Okay, that’s taken care of. Now all I need to do is get those few bunnies away from IBCF. I know… Hey bunnies! If you come to me, I’ll give you your comrades!”
*the bunnies come and get shot by my tranquilizer gun*
“Phew, glad that’s over.”
*examines IBCF and TNO, determines that they are fine, and sends them on their merry way*
*goes to R&D department, bringing the tranquilized bunnies*
“Penguini, you’re in luck. Your mistake of spilling the HPB essence is now irrelevant. Here are several more HPBs, as well as many other different colors of bunnies, which seem to have come from outer space. Keep them tranquilized–they’ve done enough damage already. I want you to depigment some of each color and run every test known to mankind on the extracted pigments, the depigmented bunnies, and the regular, pigmented bunnies. Understood? Good.”
*goes back to office and calls a building contractor to repair the asylum*
“yes, I understand. I will make no more mistakes. I am sorry that beavo was harmed.”
*runs every test known to mankind on the extracted pigments, the depigmented bunnies, and the regular, pigmented bunnies*
*runs out of R&D yelling*
“I found it! I found it! I found it!”
*explains*
“If a bunny is depigmentized, they are still dangerous, but they can’t turn a person into a bunny”
*falls over*
Depigmentized bunny: *wakes up* *tries to zombifie everybody* *is shot by tranquilizer darts* *goes back to sleep*
We are about to boil down the hot-pink essences into its component parts.
Leader of the Hot Black Bunnies: I am so glad that I escaped by hiding in this test tube. Too bad it had some sort of chemica-WOAH!
Scientist: Wh-what was that noise?
Giant Black Bunny: BWA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA!!!!! NOW I CAN TAKE OVER THE WORLD USING MY NEWLY GOTTEN POWERS! (Dun dun dun)
Gaint Black Bunny: “BWAHAHAHAHAHA!” “AAH! It’s a giant black bunny!” Giant Black Bunny: *starts rampaging through the R&D department*
“In case you guys haven’t noticed, I’m really good at getting out of padded cells and such.”
*escapes for the millionth time*
“You guys are gonna have to do better than that.” *rampages with pitchfork*
“Penguini, you are a genius!”
*looks over shoulder*
“AAAAHHHH!! What the–?”
*shoots the rest of her tranquilizer cartridges into the giant black bunny, making it very sluggish but not asleep because the dosage of tranquilizers was too low.*
*sees Beavo rampaging with pitchfork*
*grabs pitchfork from Beavo and stabs the giant black bunny*
*bunny oozes a weird chemical fluid, shrinks back to normal size, and dies*
“Hey, penguini. Any idea how that happened? Maybe you can develop a similar thing with opposite effects so that the bunnies are greatly weakened instead of strengthened. But anyway, well done on the bunny analysis. I’m giving you a pay raise!”
*now that that part is over, assembles several helpers and chains Beavo securely to a wall in a dungeon dug several thousand feet below ground which is only accessible by one elavator which is protected by foot-thick steel bulkhead doors*
*RANDOM MODE*
It’s just a jump to the left
and a step to the ri-i-i-ight
put your hands on your hips
and bring your knees in ti-i-ght!
but it’s the pelvic thru-u-ust
that really drive you insa-ane!!!!
LET’S DO THE TIME WARP AGAIN!!!!
LET’S DO THE TIME WARP AGAIN!!!!
*/RANDOM MODE*
Gorgey bunnies, dahlink. Simply gorgeousmastic.
I’m amused. But did they escape? If they did, I’m going to need to ready my defences. *disguises self as a hot pink bunny, invades HPB headquarters, and begins to sing Rocky Horror tunes* *bunnies scatter*
Ah! I’ve found thier kryptonite!
(can anyone tell that Otzi has had too much caffiene?)
*escapes, as usual*
What is this in my pocket? Ooh! Tic-tacs!
*gulps them down*
Oh. Those weren’t tic-tacs. Those were my meds. Silly me, I forgot to take them this morning! Ah, my trusty pitchfork!
*heads into setting sun*
“Penguini, can you take some of the bunny kryptonite from Otzi?”
*fervently hopes that this will be the breakthrough that we’ve all been waiting for*
stop the nonsense!!!!!
“Stop the nonsense”? It’s much too late for that now. Maybe if someone had said that three years ago…
92- that person would have been pied more then if they had not said that.
*plays Rocky Horror tunes and turns up the volume to full blast* *plugs ears* *R&D department shudders* *remaining bunnies run away*
well this is odd for a picture thread.
Something odd on MuseBlog? Heaven forbid!
and now my parents are yelling at my sis…
*continues to sing*
93 – What’d you do that for?? Now we’ll never cure the bunny-sickness!
97- you have a post at 12:00 midnight on the new year! here is a year supply of pies!
My mom (gasp) has a candle that looks just like that bunny (same color and every thing)!
*shudders*
Uh oh. We’d better get your whole family in here for HPB damage testing.
100- *shudders*
From speller73 and Queen Francois the First:
Danger lurks in every corner. I was in Connecticut visiting my brother, when I walked into the upstairs bathroom and found this:
(104, 105)- There’s nowhere to run, nowhere to hide. HPBs will find you and say something snide. Then they’ll zombifie you, or bunnify you, you might as well just be dead, cause there’s nothing you can do against the lagomorphs of bright red. *shudder*
Boo!
Argh!
*runs away*
They must paint the insides of their ears the way human females paint their fingernails.
Just thinking about them makes me queasy.
In case you couldn’t tell, the top picture is the one I referred to second. I think that if any Musers go to Italy, they should make sure to bring the latest issue of Muse and bunny-proof jackets. It’s kind of sad that I can now no longer go over to my friend’s house without spending the whole time on MB/reading Muse/searching for hot pink bunnies/talking about Muse.
[Oops, sorry, speller73. I copied and pasted the tags in reverse order. I’ll correct them. –Rebecca]
(108) That would also explain the nose.
The bunnies in 104 and 105 suggest an alternate theory as to the disembodied state of what we think of as the typical HPB. They appear to be in various transitional stages in which the body slowly coalesces into the head.
They absorb their bodies?!
*fights off waves of impending nausea*
Some absorb their heads but they don’t survive very long.
110 – That must be how they hibernate.
113- They hibernate?
114 – I’m guessing yes, because many mammals do, rabbits included. And when animals hibernate, they generally curl up into the smallest space possible, to conserve body heat. Body absorbtion would take that even farther.
I must admit that when I first started studying HPB’s, I thought that they were similar to nukekubi, Japanese demons that can detach their heads from their bodies and float them around in search of prey. Now I see that they are that much and worse.
R&D department
They HIBERNATE???????????????
*curses*
*runs around looking into every single dark place I can find*
“aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhg!”
*runs*
“Dang it, now I need more R&D people”
Hibernation. Smart! I should try that. *burries head in dirt* It’s not working! *pouts*
118- MBers can’t hibernate, Beavo.
Queen Francois told me that she found a HPB in her toy box too. *shudders* They’re invading her house!
120- HPBs: They pose as toys or bathroom objects and ambush people when they least expect it. *shudder*
*is paranoid*
We must all protect ourselves!! Bunnyproof your homes!! Never go out alone!! Etc!!
Why should I? *pouts* I LIKE the bunnies!
*sneaks into R&D lab* *steals what’s left of hot pink essence* *runs after bunnies* *gives hpe*
Ha! Ha! Ha! (diabolic laughter)
*chases after TNO with a tranquilizer gun*
119-*head still in dirt* Well, we can try. *stubborn*
*chases after groundhog22 with blocks of dirt on head* I can’t see! I can’t see! Help! Wall? OW!
*is bowled over by Beavo*
s*
s*
s*
s*
*stands up and almost gets hit by tranquilizer dart*
*tries to run away, but finds path blocked by
*pies
*is pied by
*wrestles with
No! Bad tranqulizer dart! *charges groundhog with baseball bat* *smashes tranquilizer dart* *runs away and bashes mailboxes just for the fun of it* *remembers bunnies* *sits down and begins to contemplate next move*
Good thing you just smashed one of my darts, and not the gun. *loads horse tranquilizers into the gun and shoots them at TNO*
AH! *dives behind rotting log*
*retaliates by flinging synthetic prune juice and microwaved slices of cucumber in all directions*
Wait! I can help you! I know where the bunnies are hiding!
*hides behind Beavo, just in case*
*picks up
*
*throws it at TNÖ*
*pets :idea:* Niiiiiiish bunny, TNÖ wouldn’t betray you, would she?
I said I could HELP! Don’t THROW them at me!
131- Who else do I throw them at? *struggles with
s* *ducks tranquilizer dart* *throws HPB at Groundhog*
Don’t throw them, just ask them to lay off you. Nicely, mind.
Excuse me, nice little hot pink bunnies, but would you mind getting your furry paws off of my neck? *
s: let go* *slowly backs away*
“Grrr. That’s it! Forget this stupid tranquilizer gun, I’m going for something real!”
*pulls out lightsaber, blocks flying HPB, prune juice and cucumbers with it, and rounds up all HPB-infected patients*
“Now to deal with TNO.”
*slices through the log with aforementioned lightsaber and stands threateningly over TNO*
Okay, bunny sighting from the “How to Propose” page on the site which also hosts the Ultracondensed Books (www.rinkworks.com):
“Sing of love and pink bunny rabbits and whirlpools of thundering sweetness until your voice can’t take it anymore. ”
Pink bunny rabbits? They’d better not be proposing to a Muser, or they’d run in fear and never come back.
Sigh. *whips out lightsaber and begins to defend against groundhog* “You’ll never catch me! You should have agreed to my proposal of help when you had the chance! Now you’ll never find the Hot Pink Lair!” *turns and runs away at high speeds* “Run, my hot pink friends! They have turned on us! And they have nasty glowing sticks!”
bunnies: But so do you!
“Never mind that!” *escapes with bunnies, throwing pies and upending garabage cans to impede any pursuers*
“Like you would have told me the truth about the Hot Pink Lair. You’re on their side.”
*knocks lightsaber out of TNO’s hand and throws sticky trackers onto TNO and his nefarious bunny allies*
Eek! *ducks lightsaber blades*
138- HER! I AM A GIRL!
Thank you.
139- Yes, you’d better.
Humph. Darn sticky trackers. *starts to run in random loops in an attempt to confuse sticky trackers* *locks self in elevator and starts to destroy all sticky trackers with a screwdriver* *is unable to locate all sticky trackers in bunny’s fur* *sends bunnies in all directions, including the Lair, so as not to be obvious about it’s location*
Yes, you see? Now you cannot deduce the location of the Lair from the place the bunnies avoided! You still have no leads! Bwah ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
*steals two more lightsabers and uses them to continue to defend against groundhog*
140- *lightsaber singes hair* Oww! That’s enough! *throws spike pie bombs at TNÖ and groundhog*
_/\_/\_/\_/\_/\_/\_
\____:twisted:____/
You have nerves in your hair? *ducks spike pie bomb*
Oh wait… you can’t duck bombs, can you? *dives into bomb shelter*
*runs away, spinning lightsabers and laughing maniacally*
Groundhog, homie, I’ve escaped from everything I’ve been locked up in. Do you think rounding me up is gonna work?
*breaks out (duh)*
Fuhahaha! I’m alive! ALVIE! Hey, look, cute bunny! *pets HPB* *picks up HPB by the ears* Now listen here. I’m insane, and you’re mad. We can work together on this, and take over the world. Or, we can be enemies, and I shall destroy you. Your choice.
Good. Thank you. Now, on to conquer the world! *whips out magic wand*
Beavo… Don’t manhandle my friends.
*finishes destroying the last of the sticky trackers*
*whips lightsabers around and makes pretty light patterns*
So, by our respective associations with the bunnies, Beavo, can I assume that we are friends, as well?
In which case, I propose we form a coalition and continue our conquering of the known world in conjunction, rather than in opposition. Do you agree?
*puts down bunny*
*cheers*
*faces TNO*
TNO, consider us allies in the fight for world insanity. I agree to your marvolous suggestion.
142- No, I’m just a wimp.
So you’ve formed a coalition, have you? I think I’ll just…leave. *tries to run but bunny grabs ankle* *falls to the ground* *ow*
Who’s winning?
I think I came in too late. what’s going on?
148- TNÖ, Beavo, and the HPBs are fighting against groundhog. I’m just kind of caught up in this. You may want to leave while you can.
149 – Hmmm…nah. -stays- -watches- -passes out popcorn-
AIIIE! HPBs! get away! mind controllers! *pulls out red lightsaber and mickey mouse wand* Yaaaa! ATTTAAAAACCCKKK THE H! P! B! S!
* gets overwhelmed by horde of HPBs* get off! get off! get off! waaaaaaaa! MICKEY MOUSE ATTACK! *lightning* that takes care of them…now…beavo! TNO! *sob* why have you taken the side of the hpbs??? WHY??? AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH! *runs into combat*
We happen to LIKE the hpbs, thank you very much. *uses lightsabers to disarm gimanator* *captures gimanator* *takes gimanator to Lair* *maniacal laughter*
Hm, looks like all the HPBs are occupied with Giminator. My chance to get out of here! *quickly sneaks away*
Bye, Ã߀ƒ! Hope you come back soon!
153 – HEY IBCF! YOU’RE NOT SNEAKING AWAY, ARE YOU? WHYEVER WOULD YOU WANT TO DO THAT?
-continues eating popcorn-
*In cage* NOOOO! father…how could I make this blemish on our family record? I have disgraced us! *all MBers look strangely at me. [/off topic movie nonsense]. Hehehe. *hidden mckey mouse wand extra* Cage, BEGONE! *poof* I am freeeee! all right TNO, bring it on. *runs to equipment*
on a separate note, I am interested at how many people spell my name “giminator.”
Bahahahaha! You didn’t think I would leave, did you? *takes spike pies* *runs to help gimanator.
((whoa, lots of stuff has happened))
140 – Whoa, sorry!
143 – You misunderstand me. I did not round you up in the usual sense of the word, but made you yourself round by shooting a syringe of calories at you. Now you’re so fat you can’t move. It’s not permanent though, don’t worry. You’ll return to normal in a week or so.
*finds the lair and slices gimanator’s prison open*
“Come on Gim, I need your help. If you, me and IBCF all fight together, we can defeat the bunnies”
*hands out lightsabers and begins the epic battle against the bunnies*
158- *takes lightsaber* *turns on lightsaber* *waves it in front of the bunnies* *bunnies back off* *lightsaber duel begins*
alright buunies, bring it on. *bunnies jump at me* ZAP ZAP ZAP. Ahhhhh! get off! ZAP *poof* ZAP darth HPB! gasp!
Darth HPB-I am in no way related to you! ahahah!
me-NOOOO ZAP. no more darth HPB
oh yeah, I join your side
*fights back*
*ZAP* *ZAP* *ZAP* *sizzle* *throws lightsaber at TNÖ*
*dives out of the way*
*ZAP ZAP ZAP ZAP*
*throws pie at Ã߀ƒ*
*puts a rock in front of the Lair enterance so no one can get out*
*trips over shoelaces*
*gets up*
*eats salad*
*eats Gim’s mickey mouse wand*
*eats IBCF’s lightsaber*
*drinks beer*
*pulls out spare lightsaber* *slices pie in half* *ZAP ZAP ZAP*
*eats beavo*
mmf! mmf!
*barfs up beavo*
*pulls out extra wand* *poof*
*pumps beavo’s stomach painlessly with wand*
you could die from that you know…
*looks at what had been in Beavo’s stomach*
*turns attention to the 
s instead* *ZAP* *ZAP*
ZAP ZAP ZAP! there are only 100 left! let’s go!
ZAP ZAP ZAP ZAP ZAP ZAP!
oh, I know. *poof-makes HPB eating cat(about 20 ft tall)* MUNNNNNCCCCHHHHH
170- Cats eat HPBs? Okay… *ZAP* *ZAP* *ZAP*
*ZAP* *ZAP* *ZAP*
Die, HPB’s, DIE!
*does incredible force backflip, swishing the lightsaber around and zapping five HPBs in a row*
*takes spike pie* *throws at bunnies*
_/\_/\_/\_/\_/\_/\_
\____:twisted:____/
*SPLAT*
171-if cats kill rabbits, 20 ft pink cats eat HPBs
*is strangely not covered in barf*
*is happy because this is so*
*laughs because IBCF says stuff had been in my stomach, and it still is*
*karate chops all the cats until they turn into greenish moldy oatmeal*
174 – So what about 20 ft HPBs? (See post 104)
that would require a special breed of 400 ft.(scared)
175- Ugh! This oatmeal smells like barf! *takes noseplug* *throws pie filled with greenish moldy oatmeal at Beavo*
Good thing I’ve got a cold and can’t smell anything anyway.
*throws acid pies at the bunnies*
*starts fighting Beavo*
175-underage alcohol abuse can lead to addiction and poisoning…thus shutting down you heart.
GO my big cat! eat! *jumps on cat’s back to get better veiw*
This is a weird thread. *joins melee* Can I have a lightsaber?
181- Sure! *gives lightsaber*
182- Thanks! *waves lightsaber* *comes dangerously close to an HPB ear* Sorry! *HPB leaps* I said sorry! *waves lightsaber some more*
*poofs alice’s lightsaber into cat doll*
Awwww. It’s so CUTE!!!! *throws cat doll at Gim* *whips out extra lightsaber*
184- Wait–is Alice on our side? These are the sides:
HPB/randomness lovers:
TNÖ
Beavo
HPB haters:
Gimanator
Groundhog22
IBCF
*feeds cat doll to cat(20 ft)*
Ha! a lightsaber….. I think the bunnies should fight someone their own size!!! *produces Yoda doll with lightsaber form under cape and presses a button* “Padawan, handle this, Master Yoda will!” SO COOL! It’s a talking Yoda!!!
186- That’s a very good question. Whose side AM I on?
Who cares!
Honestly.
Do there have to be sides for everything?!
*grabs bunny* *throws it at Alice*
190- My point exactly! *grapples with bunny*
*pies Alice as she grapples with bunny*
*drops bunny* *pies IBCF*
*is pied* *wipes pie off face* *whips out lightsaber*
*brandishes lightsaber in IBCF’s face* I have one too! AND a broadsword! *pulls out broadsword* *arm drops limply* Oof! Heaviness!
196- *lightsaber duel* *ZAP* *ZAP* *ZAAAAAAP*
oh no! lighsaber duel! *annoying loud starwars music plays* AAAAA! LOUD! MAKE IT STOP! HELLO? WHAT?!? CAT, GO OVER THERE!
cat:WHA-? I NO HEAR YOU!
197- *BUZZZZZ* *ZAP* XAP* Ack! I think it’s malfunctioning!
This is like the Scribblemaya thread!
*zaps the speaker that’s playing the star wars music*
Much better. Now we can all hear each other.
*slices more bunnies in half with lightsaber*
*enters thread*
*observes chaos*
YAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!
*fights HPBs*
*uses force field to group bunnies together*
*Slices bunny in half*
Since reading Kagy’s bunny saga I do not have it in me to be mean to the bunnies.
Kagy’s bunnies are nicegoodius. These ones are pure evil!
203- They’re evil monsters! They want you to think they’re cute! *pies bunnies*
199-ayayaya…that was supposed to be a relatively peaceful collection of ideas. It become werewolves and chaos. I think I need to put a line between chaos and calm. Muse lengandarium turned out way better…
205- They are not! *pies Ã߀ƒ*
I would believe they are…*poofs TNO into cage*
Has Beavo been dealt with yet? Where is Beavo, anyway?
…hmmm. Go, cat! If I can eat beavo whole, you can make your stomach his prison. *cat eats beavo* * I poof cat back to alternate dimension* Now beavo is trapped in an alternate dimension ’til I poof him out. Hold on…*ZAP*. That should be the last of the- AAAAAAAA! BILLIONS OF HPBS HEADED THIS WAY! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
ZAPZAPZAPZAPZAPZAP! Let’s go! ZAPZAPZAPZAP!
*ZAPZAPZAP*
*waits for either TNO or beavo to free themselves…*
209 – He escaped my fat shot. I don’t know where he went after that.
*knocks out the last bunny*
w00t! We did it! Now all we have to do is catch Beavo! *spots him and chases after him with a large net*
Alternate dimention?
Come on. I know you can do better than that.
*sings You’re Only Second Best by Jafar from Aladdin*
*turns everyone into a deck of cards*
*plays cards with HPBs who happen to be notknockoutable*
Hey, look! It’s TNO! *zaps TNO out of cage*
*eats cage*
Ha! Ya missed me! *takes gim’s wand* *turns everyone else back to normal* *squishes Beavo with sledgehammer*
*brandishes double lightsaber*, “PAYBACK TIME!!” Uses the force on Beavo…. MUAHAHAHAHAHA! THE HPB SHALL FOREVER LIVE!!!!!!!!
219- No! Down with the HPBs! *squishes beatlesrockr with sledgehammer*
220- I thought you liked HPB! and were trying to true then good.
and Go to the Off with there heads! thread!
221- I like HPBs, as long as they’re not evil.
217 – Is that the best you can do Beavo?
*sings “You’re Playing With The Big Boys Now” from Prince of Egypt*
“Hey, my wand… Oh well.”
*Proceeds with the sledge hammer smashing*
224- Oops, sorry. *gives back wand* *smashes HPBs*
Continuation of 223:
*kills notknockoutablebunnies (hey you never said they couldn’t be killed) and bakes them in a pie*
*proceeds to throw said pie, which is fresh out of the oven, at Beavo, burning his face*
everyone,
go buy hp origami paper and make origami bunnies! paste them all over your room!
Thank you, Beavo.
*tries and fails to think of appropriate songs to sing* Oh well. *sings Not Yet Dead from Spamalot*
*dances around battlefield/stage/whatever the heck this is throwing paper airplanes with HPB stickers on them at everyone*
((And on a slightly unrelated note, I recently documented a sad case of bunny frostbite. I shall send the picture posthaste.))
228-ecch. Bunny frostbite?
He is not yet dead, that’s what the geezer said…
Ummmmmmmmmmmmm………………….
no one’s written in a while…
*sings delightedly*
You’re playing with the big boys now!
Playing with the big boys now!
Ev’ry spell and gesture,
Tells you who’s the best, you’re
Playing with the big boys now!
Wow. those bunnies are SCARY.
228. 231- *plugs ears*
According to TNÖ: “Obviously it’s not a good idea for bunnies to stay out after the temperature drops…”
234- Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha! Frozen bunny!
Oh, I see… well the HPB deserves it… trying to take over minds…*shudder*
It did not! *pies gimanator*
*is pied* you see, bunnies are EVIL! E-V-I-L! evil! Spelled out! They must’ve taken you…
Hee hee! I take it the bunnies are defeated (for now anyway) considering the last one is frozen solid?
*pies groundhog* *calls bunnies out of hiding*
Now, groundhog, whatever gave you that idea?
*takes freeze gun* *points it at TNÖ* Now, please do surrender before I have to turn you and your nefaroius bunnies into icicles.
Dude. B. I love HPBs. Now stop with this “force” BS and let me down!
Wait a minute. I don’t care! I can get myself down!
*gets down* *yells at Groundhog for burning face* *conjures an majikal-ice-pack out of nowhere and heals the burn* *throws the ice-pack at IBCF who freezes*
Hahaha! You look funny all frozen! *puts syrup and sugar on IBCF and eats (it? I keep forgetting your gender)*
242- Him. *wipes ice, syrup and sugar off face* *upsets Beavo’s stomach* *is barfed out* *picks up freeze gun and freezes Beavo into an ice cube* *laughs at frozen Beavo*
Hey! That’s IBCF! *eats beavo**misspells name- beavoe* HA! take that!
234- howdya make it pink?
*licks pie off of face*
*holds lightsaber menacingly over TNO*
*stops being frozen*
This is getting boring. I’m so tired of eating people, it’s really not good for you. And they keep making you barf them out too! Why can’t you guys just stop making me barf!
*looks at Gimanator’s misspelling*
Aw, that really hurt! *cries* YOU GUYS ARE NAZIS! *cries a lot more*
Oh. Yeah. TNO. *stops crying* *sits on Groundhog* Fuhahaha! Now I shall call… *drumroll*
CHUCK NORRIS!!!! YAHAHAHA! *thunder*
*Chuck Norris comes in and knocks everyone out and then sits on all of them because he CAN*
*pies Chuck Norris with spike pie*
*pies Beavo with spike pie*
*pies TNÖ with spike pie*
*pies HPBs with spike pies*
_/\_/\_/\_/\_/\_/\_
\____:twisted:____/
_/\_/\_/\_/\_/\_/\_
\____:twisted:____/
_/\_/\_/\_/\_/\_/\_
\____:twisted:____/
_/\_/\_/\_/\_/\_/\_
\____:twisted:____/
*laughs*
245- Flash 8.
*pies everyone not on the side of the hpbs*
*shoves Beavo off of her head*
Thanks for protecting me Beavo! (Chuck Norris knocked everyone out after you sat on me, remember?)
Then Gandalf the Grey and Gandalf the White and
“Monty Python and the Holy Grail”‘s Black Knight and
Benito Mussolini and The Blue Meanie and
Cowboy Curtis and Jambi the Genie
Robocop, the Terminator, Captain Kirk, and Darth Vader
Lo Pan, Superman, every single Power Ranger
Bill S. Preston and Theodore Logan,
Spock, The Rock, Doc Ock, and Hulk Hogan
All came out of nowhere lightning fast
And they kicked Chuck Norris in his cowboy ass!
250- Ouch!
*finishes Chuck Norris off with spike pie*
_/\_/\_/\_/\_/\_/\_
\____:twisted:____/
Hahaha! Death to Chuck Norris!
*laughs at Chuck Norris* *pies TNÖ and Beavo*
P.S. the
‘s will controll them with cuteness!!!!!! HA!!
*sides with Beavo and un-pies him by going back in time* *Beavo and bluefire27 make dynamite that explodes banana cream evrywear* *takes over world by compressing it into a pie shape and eating it* *HPBs take over the universe and anyone left is happy*…
i love this story!!!!!
is TNO a girl? if so, :hearts: :hearts: :hearts: :hearts: :hearts: :hearts: :hearts: :hearts: :hearts: :hearts: :hearts: :hearts: :hearts:
if not: BFF’s!
/
= infantry trooper (basic)
à = infantry trooper (with dynamite)
= infantry trooper (with gun)
¬
to be continued…
… continued from last time…
*freezes bluefire with freeze gun*
*Attack Bluefire27 before more bunnies come*
*Attack Bluefire27 before more bunnies come*
um, GAPAs? did u get my pic?
*HPB troopers with high intensity blaster rifles take down “the man for aeiou and completely destroy him with high-intensity blaster rays, he is disentigrated* *bluefire continues to eat the earth, now it is completely GONE!!!!!!!!!! mwa ha ha ha ha ha ha !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i rule all as Supreme Commander of the HPBs!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!*
IN YO FACE, “man for aeiou”
how in the name of heck do you send pics?????????????????????????????????????????????????
i kil u, i kil u!! just joking.
I :heart: muse!!!!
bye
265- I think you may not know this, being a caveman and all (only a caveman (and hermione) would say fire is blue), but there is such a thing in this magical world called internet. In it is a wonderful thing called email, used to send messages over long (and short) distances.
265- Ugh. PLEASE use correct spelling and grammar!
265- *pies bluefire with exploding pie that sends her flying all the way to Madagascar*
“Hey, I’d like to go to Madagascar!” *pies self with exploding pie* *goes sailing to Madagascar*
*watches mayhem**flies to Madagascar* Hey, this isn’t so bad. *Pies Bluefire*
*lands in Madagascar* *ow* *climbs out of crater* *finds himself surrounded by suprised tenrecs*
“Oh, hi there! Cute widdle tenrecs!” *tenrec bites finger* “OOOOWOWOWOWOW! Bad tenrec!” *tenrecs climbs into pocket and grabs choklit in mouth* “Oh, so you like choklit, do you?” *tenrecs nods vigorously* “Well, there’s a lot more where it came from, so if you could just do one little thing for me, I’d be happy to give you lots of choklit! How does that sound?” *tenrecs squeal in delight* “Okay, if you see any bunnies that have bright pink fur, chew them up with your sharp little teeth. Then I’ll give you lots of choklit!” *tenrecs cheer*
um, GAPAs? I asked you a question.
273- Patience, grasshopper.
(273) Yes, we did, NerdAndProudOf It. Sorry, this has been an insanely busy day. We’ll get the picture up tomorrow.
Bluefire, you can’t godmode like that. It’s no fun that way.
*sees more bunnies coming and holds lightsaber at ready*
bluefire27 is a boy you dumdum!!!!!
i’ll get ya fer this!!!!!!
*makes IBCF explode by using an hpb trooper to shoot him? with a high intensity blaster ray that sends him? to the planet pluto where he? freezes till he? is nothing but an ice cube*
wow that was long
im not a cave man (or hermoine!), i just dont know the email address for the GAPAs.
and blue fire is one of the arts of majyk, the force that kepps all living and unliving things in balance
HA so there.
oh and im a nerd and proud of it too!!!
i guess ibcf is a boy after all
FYI , i axidently spelled blufyre bluefire, but it should be blufyre27
gimanator oviusly duzent apreshiate the awesome abilities of the hot pink bunny armies, blufyre squadron
*:idea: pies gimanator and then starts eating him, gimanator evenchally gets dissolved and turns into a slimy ooze*
mwa ha ha ha ha !!
i lik geting pied its fun!!!!
so if u pie me i get stronger
Supreme Commander of the HPBs is ready for action, GAPAs and supporters. pleez let there be people who will side with me!!
hey, is penguini on the side of the hpbs or not?
*takes rocket ship* *crash lands back on earth* *commands army of tenrecs* *tenrecs pie blufyre and the HPBs* *laughs* *gives tenrecs choklit*
remember,i get more power ferom being pied.
*auto-heals bites* *clones army till there are 1 decodillion (1,000,000,000,000000,000,000,000000,000,000,000)
of them and then turns IBCF into a pie and eats*
i like pie!!!!!!
*takes choklit, and makes tenrecs come on our side*
*tenrecs bite IBCF till he turns into an oversized bruise*
NOTE: i barfed him up
Oob appears.
“The situation is out of control. Launch stratospheric injector missile.”
NerdAndProudOf It says, “I was calmly browsing the internet, when suddenly………”
286- *takes gim’s wand* *changes himself back to normal* *steals choklit back* *tenrecs go back to his side* *takes freeze gun* *freezes blufyre AGAIN*
288- “Thanks, Oob! Even a horde of tenrecs can’t deal with a decodillion HPBs”.
289- *shudders*
*screams in fear*
*runs wildly away*
289~ EEP!!!! *hides*
*begins to freeze* ahhh. Bless this confusing weather cycle! I am once again whole! *pies blue
firefyre with power draining pie* that oughta fix you up. Please no cell-phoning…power-draing pies have no affect on me whatsoever, because i get power but then it just drains that power
*1 tenrec left on my side*
*clone it till there are a decodillion of them*
also, how am i on madagascar?
i ate the earth, remember?
i also have 500,000,000 flame points
you cant freeze me if im made of fyre!!!
HA!!!
Now the sides are:
-ers
HPB & hearts; -ers:
blufyre27
Beavo
TNO
HPB
IBCF
gimanator
groundhog22
POSQC
*hpb lovers (my bad)
i meant HPB ♥-ers
294- Oh yeah, that. *makes blufyre barf earth out* *freezes blufyre’s tenrecs*
295- No, you don’t.
296- *tenrecs throw water on blufyre*
*whips lightsaber out* *tenrecs do the same* *starts slashing at HPBs*
um, guys?
dontcha remember the reason the pie war thread got closed?
Yeah, well, this was supposed to be a story of how the bunnies were infiltrating the asylum, and how we were defending it against the bunnies and their hypnotized slaves. Not my fault people turned it into a war. I only started using my lightsaber because I was having trouble defending against the onslaught of bunny attackers.
301- that was because people were to committed to their people.
*screams in fear at the picture*
All right! I’ll worship you! *salaam*
Anyway. Where were we? Oh yeah. World conquest.
Chuck Norris dead? Big deal. *finds his twin*
In case you hadn’t noticed, he’s INVINCIBLE. So. Yeh.
302- This is no longer about the asylum, it’s been secured by the BEACON operatives. This wouldn’t have turned into a war, If bluefyre wouldn’t stop cloning decodillion bunnies… *glares*
304- *rolls hedgehog tenrec into a ball* *bowls tenrec at Beavo* *sound of pins crashing*
*anti-bunny serum enters water cycle*
*all bunny DNA is altered with pacifistic impulses and removal of bunnification apparatus*
*tenrecs cheer as bunnies become nicegoodius and stop fighting*
((I’m in my asylum doctor character, which I was actually in for the whole time, but just a reminder.))
*sighs with relief, puts away lightsaber, and goes back in the building to tend to Beavo, Kari, and all the other bunny victims*
“Well, that’s very good. Of course the newly nicegoodiusized bunnies will change back to being evil once they run into their nefarious relatives, but by then they’ll be far far away from us. Now, I believe Robert mentioned something about debunnification in OWTH2. R&D, a little help on that?”
the bunnies stopped fighting????!!!
WOOHOO!! now all uz peeps and the hpbs can live in peace!
uh, Beavo.
im on your side but…
I HATE Chuck Norris.
well, i just dont like him
sry
eye liek meye noo naem speling
(i like my new name spelling)
as i get more familiar with the MB and MBers,
my name becomes even more interesting
*tries to figure out how to debunnify a bunny* *tenrec bites finger* “Don’t worry, I haven’t forgotten about you”. *gives tenrecs choklit*
im a natural-born HPB
not hpb lover,
HPB
people i got a photo but i cant put it up cuz it costs $2.99 to use.
you can find it here:
[Snip. Sorry. But we keep directions to external Web sites to a bare minimum. — Rosanne]
GAPAs, this is not a link. there are spaces between evrything, but dont type them in.
thx
blufyar
If you search (hot pink bunny pics / photos) in KOL search, then go to the second or third page. its there.
pleez let the EGAPAs let this in!!!
P.S. EGAPA= Extremely Great And Powerful Administrators
*AOL search would get more items to come up, so dont use it
i know this is sorta random, but looking back…
15-i just happen to ♥ dogs and cats, and :idea:s, so just FYI
oops.
& hearts means a heart, doent it?
maybe… ♥
[Almost. & hearts ; Leave out the spaces. In the meantime, the HTML Gnome provided an assist. –Admin.]
oh, if anyone saw the foto i told, you about, please reply.
PLEASE!
Ok, I think blufyar or however his name is spelled just set the record for most posts in a row; 7.
*researches debunnification*
oh, im a natural-born HPB
no not hpb-lover…
H-P-B!!!
REMEMBER, KOL SEARCH!
Bluefyar, it would appreciated if you didn’t post so many times in a row. This isn’t a chatroom. Try to put everything you want to say in one big post.
sry !IBCF!
*finishes preliminary research on debunnification*
Ok, it seems that a depigmentizer dart will cure a bunnification victim of the day-glo pink color and remove the nefarious bunny dogma from the brain, but does nothing in terms of physical shape. (meaning the victim will still look like a bunny, just human-colored)
*researches some more*
can someone explain what spdzk points are?
thnx.
324- Now we all know who Cookie Monster is.
325- It takes surgery to change the shape, unfortunately.
326- Spdzk points–points invented by POSOC on the general science thread. He just wanted to see how far they would go, but they ended up becoming quite useful as Museica currency, bribes, and other forms of payment.
327- what are they, though?
328 – Nothing in particular. Their only value is the fact that people want them.
*tenrecs scurry around in R&D department* “Hey, does anyone have any spare choklit? I’m starting to run out, and these tenrecs will bite me to death if I don’t constantly supply them with it.”
*feeds tenrecs tranquilizer-laced chocklit*
*tenrecs keel over*
330- makes hot pink bunny armies into part-time choklit factory workers. choklit for everyone!! i hope yure happy, IBCF.
310-Well, he’s not so fond of you either. So there.
Wait. You can’t make me stop loving HPBs. They’re my best friends! *sob*
You’ll try? In that case, I have to kill you all. *pulls out wand* I’m sorry.
333 – Not a chance, my friend, not a chance. *pulls out wand as well* Expelliarmus!
Everyone don’t panic! The anti bunny team is here to wipe out the bunnies above!
*blocks* Groundhogus Explodicus!
*rolls eyes* Not a real spell…
*takes wand* “Hocus Pocus!” *turns Beavo into a muskrat*
Will everyone plz stop? i mean, this thread could be closed for the same reason that the pie war thread was, and i dont want that to happen! this is my favorite thread! Or rather, it USED to be until everyone started fighting and going absolutely nuts. And DON’t say its fun to go nuts-i know it is, but there are separate ways to go crazy, and what you do isn’t good.
like you could be crazy as in you jump around and see butterflies when ppl dont, that’s a good craziness.
But if it’s the kind of craziness when you feel like you must grab a gun and start shooting people, EVEN IF IT’S IMAGINARY, that’s not a good craziness!
Um, no one’s posted in a while.
Um, no one’s posted in a while.
339 – Well, it is a melée. That usually implies craziness. But I take your point. We did stop the big fight some time ago, but HPB’s seem to breed discord and enmity.
340, 341 – Yeah, I know. My computer’s been on the fritz lately.
*turns Beavo back to a Beavo*
339- No, I don’t think you understand. They never closed down the Classic Pie War thread, that ended itself when Zemtee won. The problem was with the No, This is pie war thread because everyone was arguing with each other and getting angry. This, on the other hand, is the last haven for clean, silly fun.
343 – Aha. That changes things for me, since I have unfortunately never had the time to participate in a pie war, and was therefore woefully uninformed about the subtle dynamics of the different pie battles.
Ok, so let’s have a vote. (yes I know it’s slightly strange to vote on whether or not to continue a battle, but who cares?) Whoever wants to continue our crazy fight at the asylum, post a yes. Whoever thinks it’s a bad idea, post a no. (I’m not sure if there should be a time limit on the voting, and if so how long, but I’m setting the last day of voting to a week from today. Unless everyone involved in the battle votes within a shorter time.)
I want to continue!
A muskrat? C’mon. Really. Couldn’t you have turned me into a platypuss or something more interesting with a cool name? Even if I’m your technical enemy on this thread, you’ve gotta have some sympathy! Which would you prefer, a dinky muskrat or a platypuss?
And now for something completely different! (Well, not quite)…
*starts rapping* *raps faster as everyone cringes covering their ears*
*sings Britney Spears* *sings louder as everyone dies a painful death*
345- um, Beavo? Its platypus. One “s” at the end.
Yes! Let’s continue the Melée!
*miraculously comes back to life* *tapes Beavo’s mouth shut with duct tape*
Been there, done that.
Ripped it off.
*rips off*
Despite the fact that it hasn’t been a week yet, I’m thinking the consensus is to continue. So… *breaks Beavo’s mike so we can’t hear him singing anyway*
*tenrecs wake up again* *throws choklit at Beavo* *tenrecs jump on Beavo*
*wonders where all the HPB’s went*
351- Oh, they are somewhere.
/idea/
353- *shudders*
353 – *zaps bunny with lightsaber*
We have too many posts………..this is one of my favorite threads, and it is too hidden… can we have a new hotpink bunny sightings thread?
NerdAndProudOf It: Have you sighted any lately?
I have, actually. One of my friends came to class today wearing pink bunny ears. If I can find the picture, I’ll send it in.
357- I’ve seen alot. I don’t have a camera, but It seems like there taking over easter.
I’ve just had a disturbing bunny encounter. I’ll be sending pictures soon.
Good news! After protracted research, we have discovered a method of completely reversing the bunnification process!
As you probably know, almost all the power of the bunnies is derived from their pigment, which contributes to their diabolical cuteness as well as being one of the major elements of bunnification. An injection of pigment into an unfortunate victim will cause drastic bodily and mental reconstitution. The rest of the process is accomplished through bodily absorption or intercision.
The invention of depigmentizer darts in 1999 was a great step forward for our defensive forces. Once firmly affixed, the dart will actually drain most of the bunny’s pigment out into a small vacuum capsule. If left in this state, the bunny will eventually die: however, we usually inject the vicious lagomorphs with a different pigment (blue or green works best, as it creates a calming effect in the creature’s brain and partially suppresses the desire for world domination) and thus restore them to health. We can show mercy, even if our foes do not. The HGBs and HBBs are then relocated to small colonies on Pie Isle or other secluded locations in the Musiverse.
However, up until now, this left us with the problem of disposing of the original pigment. Outside the HPB, without the creature’s will directing it, the chemical is even more toxic. A single whiff of the fumes can produce zombification in an adult human, partial bunnification* in a child: full bunnification has been observed in smaller mammals. It will corrode most containers, and there is no known chemical reaction which will make it mostly harmless.
Now, however, we have an efficient procedure which allows us to cure bunnified victims as well as getting rid of the pigment. If it is mixed with certain chemicals (which are kept secret for security reasons), the pigment will be transmuted into a harmless solution, codenamed Knip. The solution has the added effect of transforming any pigment it comes in contact with, up to a point: 1 ml of Knip can transmute a liter of pigment.
In the famous words of Douglas Adams, “the practical upshot of all this is” that if a de-pigmentized bunny is injected with Knip, it will slowly transform back into a human being**. A Knip inoculation has far fewer ill effects than previously known methods of debunnification, and it removes lasting effects of the bunnification more quickly. This is an incredible breakthrough.
*A most dreadful fate. As well as the obvious physical disfigurement (see A Narrow Escape and scroll down to the third picture for an illustration of the effect), the victims often suffer hallucinations of various objects around them turning bright pink, squeaky voices telling them to CONQUER! PILLAGE! DESTROY! and giant carrots following them everywhere.
**If the bunny was natural-born, not bunnified, the Knip will be violently expelled from its orifices in great quantity. Two of our researchers inadvertantly discovered this a few weeks ago. They have been lauded for their contribution to science, and their therapists say that they are making enormous strides and may even allow them out of the hospital on weekends.
That’s wonderful!
357-yes, but i need to ask my dad how to put the pics onto the computer…..i’ve forgotten which drive it is again.
361 – Yeah…And guess which doctor is taking care of said scientists? That’s right, your friendly local asylum doctor, the indomitable Groundhog.
no one’s posted in a long time……..gapas, PLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEZ can we have a new hpb sighting thread? cuz this one is getting so left out, and is so forgotten……..
Hey, I did post it in “Don’t Forget These Threads”
But if there is a new HPB sighting thread, then I have a request: This thread kind of turned into a battle between the bunnies and the humans. And I was explaining to my non-MBer friend about the bunnies and this thread. He said that it sounded a lot like a zombie apocalypse. So if there is a new sighting thread, could there be a bunny apocalypse thread as well? Or is that getting too close to what happened in the pie war thread that got shut down?
366- Why do people keep comparing this to the pie war thread??? This is nothing like it. The pie war thread was shut down because people were arguing with each other and really getting angry. There’s nothing wrong with a bunny apocalypse.
367 – I wasn’t comparing this thread to the pie war. I was asking whether a bunny apocalypse was too close to it, as I’ve never ventured onto the pie war threads.
368- I don’t think so, Except if we Got really mad at each other, and I boycotted lowercase, and we stopped pie each others in the museworld and in the real world and….
Nope, Nothing like it.
369 – Ok then. *now that she knows it’s ok, begs for a bunny apocalypse thread* Hmmm. Since the asylum battle appears to be over, anyone want to plan the backstory for the bunny apocalypse?
370- Ooo! It could be an RPG, and we play ourselves trying to rescue the world from destruction!
Well, we could say that the bunnies start mind controlling world leaders and bunnifying everyone they don’t like, and they eventually take over the world. We’re a pocket of resistance who are using special anti-bunny technology to fight them off, in hopes that we can someday throw off their tyrannical rule. How does that sound?
It’s not exactly an apocalypse, but I still like it. An apocalypse is something like what happens in The Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny.
no one’s posted for two whole days!
(373) I think the action has moved to Bunny Apocalypse.
yes, mostly.
yeah, but thats sad…could you move this thread somewhere besides “Dont Forget These Threads”? maybe more ppl will see it………….although, GAPAs, you know what i really want you to do……………ive asked you a million times.
Well I finally read uo on this, and found I need to move to the bunny apocalypse thread…*sigh
I find this rude. Here was a perfectly fine thread, and they trashed it and left it for another one.
Rude it isn’t. The bunny apocalypse is an RPG, which actually ends up taking place in post-bunny-apocalyptic times. Maybe we could make this into the battle in which the bunnies take over. In that vein… *whips out lightsaber and starts zapping bunnies*
379- *does the same*
*ZAP* *ZAP* *ZAP* Oh no! They’re gaining ground!
zapzapzap******* the bunnies have taken everything!! last stand!!!!!
*zzzzzAPPPP!* Ha! Gotcha! Troops, advance!
*smites bunny with hammer*
Ahhh, we need someone to be on the bunnies’ side. Beavo? *waves the pitchfork that she stole from him to get his attention*
fells a bunny with a complacated parry that i can’t remember the name of.
*pulls an Inigo Montoya*
My name is Groundhog. You bunnified my friends. Prepare to die. *zaps more bunnies*
*fires BunnyBlaster* ground explodes. flashes of light. bunnies fall like chafe to the scythe.
Hmmm… *lassos a bunny and swings it around, knocking tons of other bunnies senseless* There. Now we can take hostages.
*spike pies bunnies*
_/\_/\_/\_/\_/\_/\_
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*sigh* It’s just not as fun as it used to be, when Beavo and TNÖ were still fighting us…
I know, we need them back. *calls* “Beavo? TNO? We need you!”
…*onlooks* I’m totally against the bunnies, but if worst comes to worst, for the sake of the thread, I’ll join the opposing side…
*jumps on groundhog’s head*
that did not work whatever.
Yaaaaaaaaaah! Death to HPBs! *zaps attacking bunnies with lightsaber*
396- *ducks* *calls for reinforcements*
*does a force backflip over the reinforcements, slashing them as I go*
*pies groundhog* *laughs maniacally*
Hah! Pies cannot stop me! *zaps pies as they fly through the air*
400- Pies don’t stop you? Dang. New plan.
*throws bunny eggs at groundhog* *bunny eggs hatch to reveal ferocious tiny bunnies*
*seals helmet of her bunnyproof suit* *swings lightsaber around, zapping many of the tiny bunnies*
* mystically appears using the power of Muse* Whips out a lightsaber and helps out groundhog
403 – Awesome! An ally! *executes an awesome force move, zapping more bunnies along the way*
*throws various objects including bicycles, rocks, chickens, and grenades at groundhog and â–’â–’â–’â–’â–’â–’*
CRASH! bunny unit is zoomed back to where he came from.
406- Wait–how does that work? *zooms back* *picks up sword* *swings sword around menacingly*
405 – *blocks and dodges the thrown objects*
407 – *cuts your “sword” in half with my lightsaber*
Aarg. This place just isn’t the same anymore. The moment has been lost, the thunder has been stolen, etc. I vote that we say “finite” right about now.
This has gotten different. I must say.
I have a REAL sword. *grin* *evil grin*
->
*pop* <-
that did not work
*poof*
Okay, I think I may be taking post 409 back… Penguini, which side were you on?
Enough fooling around! *picks up and throws groundhog into a pond* *eats penguini’s sword*
*swims to the edge of the pond* *climbs out* Now we’re getting somewhere! *force-feeds Bunny Unit 348 syrup of ipecac, causing major vomiting* *retrieves penguini’s sword from the puddle of barf* *wipes it off and returns it* *zaps the still-retching bunnies with lightsaber*
bunnies bunnies everywhere..
415 – You said it. You’re a traitor, eh? *zaps*
414- *vomits* *takes off head* *throws it at groundhog*
417 – *catches head* *slices it into pieces*
*dies*
Ha-ha! I’ve won!
420- Yes, but now we don’t have anyone else to fight.
421 – Yeah, that’s true. *is sad* I did suggest somewhere that the battles where the bunnies almost take over the world (before the bunny apocalypse thread) be RPed here, but since we already know what happens, it’s not really so much fun.
zap everyone…but the bunnies!!!!!!!!!!!!!
423- Forgot about me, evil. I’m always being forgotten. *poofs evil away with magic wand*
And who might you be? *attacks with lightsaber*
That was directed at “i am evil” by the way. Not Ã߀ƒ.
Wow. This thread’s been open a long time before dying too much.
427 – Yeah. I’m not sure why it’s still open. The battle is long over.
We rarely close threads. Whenever we do, somebody complains. (Of course, whenever we don’t close one, people drop by and leave pointless posts wondering why, so GAPAs lose regardless. It’s the way of the world.)
429-I made an experiment of one, but then it disappeared.
Yes, sometimes we feel like zapping them. I’m tempted to unleash the GAPA Zap of Doom on posts 427 through 431 of this thread, but perhaps the information contained herein will be of some use to somebody. I think I will seal this one off, however, nuisance though it is. *laboriously cauterizes thread*