On the first day of Newton, Sir Isaac gave to me
Equations for graa-vi-tee….
The 17th-century alchemist, Biblical scholar, and natural philosopher may not have been the jolliest old soul in the world, but he enriched our lives immeasurably. Break open a pack of Fig Newtons in his honor!
YAY SIR ISAAC.
O Calculus, O Calculus, how lovely are thine integrals…
Gravity, alchemy, e-qua-tions ga-lore….
Try not to mock me out, I made it up on the spot
Happy birthday, Sir Isaac! Have a pie!
Fig Newtons are yummy… so are Fig Newmans (I think they’re called) by that salad dressing actor guy.
But happy birthday.
Everybody who works with my parents think Newton was a cultist. I think he thought that he was magical or something; when he died they found a trunk of his with a whole bunch of “magical” items in them. I have no idea what these “magical” items were, but still.
Ah, well. It’s his birthday.
Have a pie, you big cultist! *pies with cult pie*
Happy Birthday, Sir Isaac!
Wow! Almost as old as there are days in a year!
Happy birthday! *pies x 364*
Red-tailed HAWK
Happy birthday, Isaac Newton! *drops apple pie on Newton’s head*
Happy Birthday, Sir Issac!
*climbs tree and drops pie*
Yay, Sir Isaac Newton! Happy Birthday!!
I would open some Fig Newtons, except I don’t have any, and I probably wouldn’t eat them anyway since I just had apple pie. (Yes, such a waste, my dad cut it before I could throw it at him) And, seeing as I have an unusually small stomach, have absolutely no room.
::pies::
HAPPY BIRFDAY!
…… who are you? *looks sad* Im not you and i thought i was the only one with a greek related name….. wait a sec….. ARE YOU MY SISTER? *shudder* she has a tendency to do that to me…..
A poem about Issac Newton
In London lies a knight a pope interred
His labor’s fruit a holy wrath incurred
You seek the orb that ought be on his tomb
It speaks of rosy flesh and seeded womb
From The Da Vinci Code
Sir Issac Newton was weird. We had this one teacher who kept reading us stuff about him and he was totaly wacko. Basicly it sounded like all he did was make sure that he drove other people crazy and ruin their life,
14 – Newton was not totally wacko. Mrs. K just read you too much boring stuff about him/his laws. He did try to ruin people’s lives, though.
Did you know that Newton said the world would end in 2060?
In many ways, Newton reminds me of Mr. Norrell.
Cedar, nice!
Oddity………..
heres a llama theres a llama and another little llama…
19- Noooo! *covers ears*
16, whos mr.norrell?
19-Correction…
Llama Song, Newton Edition:
here’s an apple
there’s an apple
and another little apple
heavy apple
falling apple
the apple apple
falls
apple apple
physics
apple
gravy
sand
deep frying
apple
apple apple
reddish
apple
the apple apple
falls
i was once a Newton
i lived in a fig
but i never felt the way
the gravity slayed the rig
i was only three years dead
but it told a tale
and now listen, little child
to the guarding rail
did you ever see a apple
kiss an apple
on the apple
apple’s apple
tastes of apple
tastes of llama
the apple apple
falls
half an apple
twice the apple
not an apple
‘tater
apple
apple in a car
alarm an apple
the apple apple
falls
is THIS how it’s told now?
is it all so old?
is it made of gravity?
Figgy
Newtons
cold
now my song is getting thin
i’ve run out of luck
time for me to retire now
and become a duck
I know, it stinks. Best I could do, though. Happy b-day, Newton!
22-i dont think it stinks! i need to make a youtube video out of that!
Robert (16): Yes, I can definitely see that.
Cat’s Meow (22): That’s funny!
23-Yeah, we should! The GAPAs probably wouldn’t let me post a link to it or anything, though.
Have a very happy birthday Mr.Newton!
WHO IS MR> NORREL???!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!?
You can find out about him on the thread for the MuseBlog Book Club.
Happy birthday sir! OH, yeah, did anyone hear about the guy who said that newtons ideas about gravity were nonsense? It was in like, the august 06 issue of Discover. I read about it while i was reading through my grammas collection of smithsoinians and discovers.the same guy also said black matter was an imaginary substance.I hopoe i create a great conspiracy!Im evil.
heh heh……………..
I rather like the ancient Greek theories, even if they’re wrong. They had two opposing forces, gravity and levity.
One day, someone will postulate the existence of levitons, hypothetical particles that behave like inverse gravitons. Then we’ll all be confused.
The world needs more levity. We’re doing our best to supply it.