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HAHA MUHAHAHQAHAHAHAWHAHAHHW!!!!!!!
sorry, I was excited, It sounds fun!!!
Ok. Herego. Joyself.
Thnks GAPAs!!
Ths thrd snd lk fn, bt wil probly b hrd t undrstnd. O wel, t’l b intrestig.
hmmmmmm, one problem……… I forgot how to SPEAK!!!!!! The magazine must be in the garage, packed away somewhere!!!!!
Hello, my fellow Ble glefm-ers. I have a dictionary at the ready for any people who don’t already glefm. Glefm means, I’m glad I’m conserving facial muscles (by speaking in shorter phrases). Ble! Newluj No Fulst means Ble! the new language that doesn’t use full sentences. Some of my words were taken from that fateful LOTR issue, while others I made up. (non-alphabetical)
Hello- Hi
Goodbye- Goob.
Please- Ple?
Yes- Yah
No- No
Maybe- Meb.
MuseBlog- Mublo.
Robert Coontz- Rocoo.
Where do you live?- Wuliv?
I live in blank- Melivbla.
I do not like broccoli- Broccobleh.
I- I or Me
You- Yu
I can’t. My dad is standing right behind me!- Nop, popup.
My brother is bothering me- Broboth
I will pwn all of you n00bies!- Ipwn00b.
It is practically impossible to create a Bose-Einstein condensate without the use of laser cooling- Nocreboeic Nolacool.
Kokopelli for President- Vofoko!
Please pass the ketchup- Pekup.
Any more words that need to be added?
Goob, femublors!
oh, nowrem!!!!!!!
6 –
Musr – Muser
Rtng – Writing
I’ll think of more later.
agagabagabag- agbg.
Nowportnt stf.
To be- Tbe
he/she/it is- heis/sheis,it’s
They are- thy’re
You are- yo’re
Will be- Wilb
Has been- habn
more later.
Cat’s Meow:
Camew
The man for aeiou- te mnf reou
“MrnMrsDurs numfor privdriv prosay thywr pernormthavmuch. welaspeoex invanystramys cuznohonosens.”
First words from Harry Potter and the Sorcerers Stone:
Mr. and Mrs. Dursley of four Privet Drive were proud to say that they were perfectly normal, thank you very much. They were the last people you could expect to be involved in anything strange or mysterious, because they just didn’t hold with such nonsense.
I am thinking about translating Green Eggs and Ham (Gregsam) into Ble, I will post it once I have finished.
Rem, Ble nolk. Diff. Frex, wordbleh. (“As I remember it, Bleh wasn’t exactly like what some of you have been describing. It worked a bit differently. For example, it wasn’t based on a word-for-word correspondence.”)
11- Yeh. Ble jus les facemus. No worwor coresp.
13- that’s the original , like tho fan. and as tho fan chaged, so does ble. (Tthor, lkofn. asofn chgs dos ble.)
Wow. Imazed, goo nulang. (“Wow, I’m amazed at the good new language.”)
Cool!
Col! (?)
thithrd roks
i wannge betr at ths!!
i thnk ths lang is fnto say. methnks ths s fun
Muver olang, Nak unle onworn Novdec toothaz thrissu.
Nsa shud rtrn tu thuh mun nw!
Glefm.
(I’m glad I’m saving energy by not using many facial muscles.)
remb arti! onnamai faves.
Sfun takble biwudn wandoot altim.
Beatrckr!!!!!!!!!!
hmmmmm
Beatlesrockr????
beatrockr?????
wich1???
tss wtmh lws sodbn.(this is what laws in mostly harmless should be in.)
Luvble!!! Blebest.
Smible! (I wrote a Stupid Senseless Smiley Story in Ble!) Po57.
I have no idea what this is…..The first issue I got was the January 2004 issue (I’m guessing the one right after the issue with this language)
metinks tisfun!!!!!!! canwe yus uthr jibrish languj?
(I think this is fun, can we use other jibberish languges?)
26- Crct! lrt! (correct. it was the
LOTR issue)
1-dn y mn hamwha?
(Don’t you mean hamwha?)
i lk ble. d nyn ls lk ble lot lk m?
(I like Ble. Does anyone else like ble a lot like me?)
Ark us moosloofer. Allow!
Translation: This is muselover. Hello!
here’s the article:
Ble! Newluj-no fulst*
(Nak), Nancy Kangas
*Introducing Ble! The New Language that Doesn’t Use Full Sentences
Some languages make you feel like you’re singing when you speak them. Some sort of sound like you’re trying to clear your throat. Some languages have you pooting out your mouth like you’re going to kiss somebody and then have you making tiny sounds way out at the end of your lips. In some languages you’ve got those rrrrrrolled rrrrrs that require a flexible and flapping tongue. Some languages have really really long words for really really tiny things. (In Finnish the word for “ant” is “muurahainen.”)
We believe it is time to invent a language that doesn’t require using facial muscles. Just as there is shorthand for those who want to write really fast, there should be “shortspeak” for all who want to get the whole verbal communication thing over with quickly. Let us call it “BIe.”** We ask: why use full sentences when a small grunt would do?!
** You might think it would be called Shpeak, but that just seems too long.
There are really only two rules for Ble. The first is: take a sentence, pick out a few sounds, smush them together, and throw away the rest.
For instance, “I have the opinion that I am very smart” in Ble is “Imart”
But the second rule is: anytime you feel like breaking the first rule, go right ahead.
Which is why “Can I leave now?” in Ble is “Mego?”
so ol! (sounds cool)
meove ble!!!!
(I love ble)
TeWeirInTePolkDotAt
Pees and Pifor evreon!
*dosn’t get it*
I don’t get it.
34- Y Bvo no get? Tisot hd! (Why doesn’t Beavo get it? This isn’t hard!)
hey beavo! you know chat talk? It’s kinda like that! U jusake up tings!
TeWeirInTePolkDotAt
Pees and Pifor evreon!
36-h u sd pees…
(haha you said pee)
me imtre
(I am so immature)
Wongu? M’d. Sleepasleep.
distredha.
(this thread is funny.)
(34) Snorfuse. Pluj! Sistbleh.
(It’s not really that confusing. Just plunge on in! You don’t have to be consistent.)
tirtysev- ah ye, me say pes!!!!!
Itink bout tat forwile, i put!!!!!!
Diffochat. Sentwobine. Teenpotato! Transyay.
(It’s sort of different from chatspeak. You take bits of words in a sentence and combine them… Imagine you’re a lethargic teen sitting on the sofa, being a couch potato! If it’s completely incomprehensible it helps to include a translation.)
Out! (Think outside of the box!)
(42) Gob, Novist!
(Good job, Nora the Violist!)
43- es, gob novist.
Tink nowat do.
Broboth, vofoko!!!
ileble vegoomuch. Sfun!
mufun. Ilke. cnfusng Itnk. u ndrstnme?
too confusing, I’m not sure I’ll be able to keep up…
48- Sure. Much fun. Confusing, l think. Do you understand me?
kepup wil u no??? tatbe tru? o brotr, canme yus oter langig??
(you won’t try? Is it true? Oh brother, can we use other languges?(pig latin, Abben glabbish)?)
51-I have no idea what abben glabbish is… I speak zamgrh…
48-y.
bleun. mun! sinun. voschoco nounor.
(ble is fun, much fun. being sick, on the other hand, is not. nor is vomiting on the school counselor.)
Wowmelor? Norybleh! (Wow, you vomited on the counselor? I’m not sure I want to hear THAT story.)
(52)(in Bleh) Abglabis aun langig topeek!(Abben Glabbish is a fun language to speak!)
(in abben glabbish that is-) Aben Glabish abis aba fabun tabo spabeabak!
(in pig latin) benay labishgay siay unfay otay peaksay!
TeWeirInTePolkDotAt
Pees and Pifor evreon
wow, ths thrd hsrly tkn ‘f!!v(Wow, this thread has really taken off!)
I’llchk mor psts ltr, bt nw I hvto go, sns mum ‘s ‘n a kllrmud. Dnr ‘s pgti tho, so tht’s gud.
Aisa tis’ blik lagf th anmls nRdwal? Alsblike teh pwnage. Alsblike frkcn gibz! Bt mk sum ç rthr thn j cmlet gibz… Aell, is grt tsai.
/grst(1)/
Translation (@57):
I say this is a bit like the language of one of the animals in Redwall (I couldn’t remember which…. a little help?)? Also a bit like teh pwnage. Also a bit like gibberish! But it makes some sense rather than just complete gibberish… Ah well, it’s great to say anyway.
/gradster(1)/
Hwtransb?
/gradster(1)/
Mom bleghmood. Mtrd, tu, sot’s badcombo. Tdayblegh. Rlyblegh.
Wat, am I din it rite?
No, I dn’t thnk so.
HEP MEH
61~ There are two rules for ble, as follows; “There are really only two rules for Ble. The first is: take a sentence, pick out a few sounds, smush them together, and throw away the rest.
For instance, ‘I have the opinion that I am very smart’ in Ble is ‘Imart’
But the second rule is: anytime you feel like breaking the first rule, go right ahead.
Which is why ‘Can I leave now?’ in Ble is ‘Mego?'”
(Copied from TMFA’s post 31.)
———
Gud luk. ‘S yu cn se, thrgnt mch smuthrought.
61- hire! yotivent. (hang in there. you’ll get it eventually).
thsun! Ialsou thae a peste! (This is fun! It allows you to write in somewhat of a unique style!)
Oeerles I sntowut? (Or are there rules I don’t know about?)
Cnawon stnd wat thisseh?
Oh, I reme thi lang. Ili ithin. mekthins eas.
65- Icn. Ujus hata reoulou.
Ths’s gufun. I wndr f nyun cn udrstnd me on her?
M I gen inow?
I po.
Iuree, emee.
68 – Yeh, icn.
bleh.
meh.
ew.
me strsd scll gr.
I’m feln blegh. Cn’t cnsontrt, nd dyn lmost.
72 –
Msorreh.
Iwsh Icd tallik tiat schu. Nwwn wunsnd me.
Thss harthn t oks.
72- Mversor.
75-transpleas?
ble actver easoo compre wiprac. mosime, nway.
Oofthredlongnotimereadgubye
Whasay? Me-noknow-probyooslessan-way.
Red-tailed HAWK
Hymebleleasll!
(Hey, my name in Ble could be Pan, as well!)
me nono wattak????? (I don’t know what to talk about!)
memom wac LOST (my mom is watching Lost)
Mesop now? (should I stop talking now?)
hm, me nono? (I don’t know)
helama
thlama
annothlillama
fuzlama
funlama
lamalamaduk!
Greetings!
I wouldn’t normally trouble you on such a thread as this, old things, because I’m utterly hopeless at abbreviation. I’m just picking up on Cliff Eagle’s post. I thought you might like to see a miraculously intelligible explanation of laser cooling and Bose-Einsteein condensates.
http://www.colorado.edu/physics/2000/bec/
Now I’m going to bed. Ta-ta!
43-44: Gaspanks! Too. (Gasp! Thank you! You’re awesome too.)
GALAXY!!! (I got 42nd post!)
80 –
iwuncetrhse
ilvcak
uvrhrdwaierngeslaerak
iwznlyreeyede
buitoltal
nwlsnenleetlechiltodasaftyral
I wrote a letter to Muse once in Ble. It wasn’t published, even though I included a translation.
Ble’dMu. Nogo desptrans.
Quintessentia = Qia.
HeQ! Nosee! How?
83 –
diyuevrselama
kisalama
ondalama
lamaslamas
tastovlamas
lamalamaduk.
hafalama
twicalama
notlama
famalama
lamaicar
alrmalamalamaduk
ishowitsednow
isitsold
isitmadalemjuse
dornoankcol
nosongethin
iruouttaluk
tifometoretinow
nbcomaduk.
86- Odear, Isouneveworsenble.
(Oh dear, it sounds even worse in Ble. 
)
Whtthhek!! thlamasoithepitofawso!
(What the heck!! The Llama Song is the epitome of awesome!)
Llahahableh!!! (The llama song is very amusing. But after listening it for an hour straight at school [for a llama-themed party 8o] I can see what Ã߀ƒ means.
Awllcoolnble. (Aw, I think the llama song is much improved in ble.)
Awllacutegrtpwns
((Aw, the Llama song is cute, great, and pwns 
))
Rdtldhk
(Nvwls! ((No vowels!)) )
lamas
msc
ble
msbg
(I like the llama song, music, ble, and museblog.)
91 – Igree.
I noknow t’ llasng. Smn splain?
94- Ts sng wst smn std lnggo ha. ((It’s a song on some website someone posted long ago. It’s funny.))
Wn spkg ble dp vwls. Ane ls ntc? ((When speaking in Ble I tend to drop vowels. Anyone else notice?))
Rmwy, rvnl, rmwyme,
sng joysong mewded.
94 – Gto Lbinblashep. Sercfolamasog. Wachnlafyorhedof.
(Go to Albinoblacksheep. Search for The Llama Song. Watch and laugh your head off)
96: Ya, drowels. Aliroppits! (Yes, I had noticed you drop vowels. Interesting… We must analyze Alice and her vowel-dropping habits!)
“Vowels gone” Ble, vogon. Lubrain. (When I translated “vowels gone” into Ble, I came up with “vogon”. Gotta love the impression HG2G has made on my brain.)
Vgons! Ah! Hepme!
Veetchu! (Vogons are gonna eat you!)
Noficahepit! *bradshstowl*
(Not if I can help it! *brandishes towel*)
Howspeak Blegood? This?
Nobad.
Ithokay?
(Is this okay?)
96~ Idotoo. It sms tbe bst wy todoot. R mk tsnds, thascludes thvowls.
Ha nyuna dwaho osain gifoo untut utles?
(How can anyone understand what you’re saying if you don’t put subtitles?
Oneee: Gob! *plaus*
(One hundred and three: Good job! *applause*)
Abm.
Peebly. Tseebzes. T’lewdit.
(I haven’t been on this thread in a long time.
People seem to be abbreviating their words only. The secret is to abbreviate entire sentences. At least, that’s how I do it.)
MnamΡÎĈ. Cadino. Thgen, prodid. Juthisay.
Mebdiflex. (Maybe there are different dialects.)
Abbirenten. (I abbreviate entire sentences, POSOC.)
Iglonz. (I’m glad I’m not the only one who does it.)
Inyleek, dlexop. (In any language with a number of speakers, dialects are sure to develop.)
Bounee. Snev. Nurrit.
(There are bound to be. It’s inevitable. Don’t worry about it.)
Ns’musers, evvableek diff.
(And since we’re Musers, everybody will probably speak a different one.)
112 – Wiat? (What should we name the dialect?)
115 – Yllent. (Yes, seeing as we’re all different.)
116- Yeffin. Imstic. Thicam Covrez. (Your dialect seems a bit different from mine. It’s more systematic. I think I’ll call mine Conservation Of Energy Via Randomly Compressed Sentences.)
Watevr. Donmattome.
Ine Wet. (I’ll call mine Weird Dialect until someone thinks up of a better one.)
Hethasfuni. Ijussquisitsifwasmmblin.
(Hehe, that’s funny. I just squish it as if I was mumbling.)
120 – Si. Epmimoal. (So do I. Except mine’s more compact.)
Iwady. (It is now called Squishy!)
oktismifirtimdointis. leshoptisisrit!
122 – Stelowct. (You have to put subtitles, otherwise no one understands you unless they know your dialect.)
Siarnyay. (Some dialects are never understanable anyway.)
Snatter. (It doesn’t matter.)
124 – E. (True.)
Jusrelizthablecanthadiffrendilects. Canbrerulwheevruwan.
(I just realized there can’t be different dialects. Because you can break Rule 1 whenever you want.)
E, gn. (True, again.)
Threddead!
(This thread is dead!)
Os isf ege. (Only because it’s off of the front page.)
Iputtio”donforgethreds”thred. GPsneposditho.
(I put it on the “Don’t Forget These Threads” thread. The GAPAs never posted it though.)
Tuy. (They’re busy.)
Bizbleh. Took! (Not too busy. Take a look!)
Whatsay? U… nalice. Reetnors.
(What shall I say? Uh… My name is Alice. I like to read, write, and ridiculously overstretch myself with various extracurricular activities and Honors classes.)
133 – Thaku! (Thank you!)
134 – A. (Ha ha!)
drmatsrwtchinhiscolmuscal. rgh.
(My dorm-mates are watching High School Musical. Aaaaaargh!)
Itme! (I hate that movie!)
Nosee. (I’ve never seen it.)
Ty. (Then you’re lucky.)
Yusdit. Hathfacthacomptrsamrumsteevee.
(You said it. I hate the fact that the computers are in the same room as the TV.)
141 – Wta doo sek? (What did you say/mean?)
142 – Mdorhscomroom. Intrthteeveenthcomptrs. Sifwantogonligottadewivpepstupimoves. (My dormitory has a common room. In it are the TV and the computers. So if I want to go online, I have to deal with people’s stupid movies.)
A. Tink. (Ah. That stinks.)
So basically, you pretend your mouth is full of marbles. Or maybe Novocaine. And then you type the absolute nonsense that comes out and there you go!
20–GranO! Wasup?
Ble’s verfn. Buti felik imintoxcatd.
I thkmi nam’s alrdnble. Imn, Nthnd’s scloss youcn gt.
145- Hey! Good idea! *fills mouth with marbles* *chokes* *dies*
(Or, in ble….
Y! Gudee! *mar in mou* *ch* *ugh*)
146 –
Mmph. Mmph. Aah… (I. Can’t. Speak…)
*gambles* Oomaybzelmzumn!
I’m beginning to have difficulty understanding these posts. I think I’m Ble’d out.
Can we introduce a new language (maybe on another thread, if we like)? I’ve got a good idea for one, it’s super simple but makes the words look unintelligable.
149- Search “Coy Woodnesse” up in the little search box on MB.
Dagt. Gesthimensndofblethred.
(Dang it. I guess this means the end of the Ble thread.)
Onif yo wannitbe.
(Only if you want it to be)
Dt. (Drat.)
152 – Donwannitobe. Bucowoodnespuleveoneway. (I don’t want it to be. But Coy Woodnesse is pulling everyone away.)
I lv spekntswy. I hpewecnkepdsthrdliv.(I love speaking this way. I hope we can keep this thread alive.)
Sohuzevruno?(So how’s everyone?
Fe. Imgocowodted. (Fine. I’m goint to the Coy Woodnesse thread.)
156 – Mfin. Bumiwisteercominin. Turts. (I’m fine. But my wisdom teeth are coming in. It hurts.)
te MH roces di sheov on ze’tee. (the Kokonspiracy rocks…and Zemtee)
156 – Gd. Tsspirbrek, socors Igt codagn. (Good. Its Spring Break, so of course I got a cold again.)
Tstrds fun nodi! (This thread’s fun, it better not die!)
Wndirf I cntlk tmapa likts? (Wonder if I can talk to my parents like this?)
160 – Oycan. Tsverfunitsethracshns. (Oh you can. It’s very funny to see their reactions)
162 – Itry.
Vfuni! (I’ll try. Very funny!)
160 – Ikis dnganwy. (I think it’s dying anyway.)
163 – Noficnhepit! (Not if I can help it!)
164 – Blewsom! Zin “Nofortteeztrds”? (Ble is awesome! Is it in “Don’t Forget These Threads?”
Geoblehblehdi. (Geometry really sucks and should die.)
165 – Tis. (It is.)
Notsudnt. (No, it shouldn’t.)
mwrk bd (Homework bad)
frd fn (This thread is extremely fun)
Nak sd ble expshon, sdf jkhlsgf (Nak said Ble has exceptions, like this one)
Islp. (I’m tired.)
Itlk bletfren! (I should speak Ble with my friends!)
S gd lngu t spk. Hlp lzi jwmles (Its a good language to speak. It helps people with extremely lazy jaw muscles get by in life with greater ease than they might otherwise.)
169 – Tis. Likitlot. (Yes, it is. I like it a lot.)
*gvthredmotumot* (*gives thread mouth-to-mouth resuscitation*)
takeso, geiskas ree oshkoss camellia sinensis xế diko a tte
translation: i had a muffin and tea at the tea room (hare and hedgepig)
172 – Ha? Wazat? Dunsonlible.
(Huh? What’s that? It doesn’t sound like Ble.)
Blesry insting.
(This Ble is really interesting.)
Wo, souble wenwak. Iju relith. (Wow, it sounds like I’m speaking Ble when I just woke up. I just realized that.)
Ithin MosHerm shbe cardout iBle. T’wud makit venmor asum.
(I think Mostly Harmless should be carried out in Ble. That would make it even more awesome.)
176 – Tilalsokeptfrbentercepbyneonels. (It’ll also keep our plans from being intercepted by anyone else.)
177- Yep. (I concurr most wholeheartedly.)
176 – Ah! Gudia! (Ah! Good idea!)
Memor nogt Ble, sfuni. (My mother does not get Ble, it’s funny.)
179 – Thaspot, isnit? (That’s the point, isn’t it?)
Mtryn newble. (I’m trying a new dialect of Ble.)
180-Smlik thasble relspost be. Nowrd. (It seems like that is what Ble is really supposed to be. Not word for word.)
Geso. *slepbord* Nite. (Yeah, I guess so. *falls asleep on keyboard* Goodnight.)
Nini. (Night, night.)
Mrng one. (Good morning, everyone.)
Mrng. Wasfobrek? (Good morning. What’s for breakfast?)
Mrng. Igo scooblehj, thego Mrey! (Morning. I am going to school, then I leave for Monterey to go to a members’ event at the Aquarium!)
186 – Thascol. Whakineven? (That’s cool. What kind of event?)
Icry (I’m sad) Inono (I don’t know) mesick (I am really sick) me no go jail
(I didn’t go to school)
Jail=school…Hee hee!
Noclas. Hap. (I have no classes right now. I’m happy about it.)
Ishde wrthhrpp whIm trypofas (I shoud be writing that horrendous piece of poetry that I am trying to pass off as a sonnet right about now, however I have more pressing engagments, like procacrastinating.)
Mast ffrqui (Maybe I should go study for my French quiz, or maybe not)…
Orwom hispro (Or wok on my enormous history project)
Odman (antlan) map (Or maybe I should do my however many (and its a large number, mind you) math problems).
Oicoprapi (Or, I could practice piano).
Oicowonso (Or I could work on my dance solo, which I am one minute short of having finished and which needs to be done by Friday).
Oicopro (Or, I could procrastinate.)
Anichla (And I chose the latter).
187 – Mebrvent, slep bexbit. Twasasm! (A member event where you bring a sleeping bag and sleep by your favorite exhibit. ‘Twas awesome!)
190 – Meproc orerepot. (I’m procrastinating on my research report.)
Wowhanbnhrlong. (Wow, I haven’t been here in a long time)
Loal. (Hello all)
Lo. Ithi wereved thred. (Hello. I think we revived this thread.)
193- Ihp yri (I hope you’re right as I’m inordinately fond of it.)
Co yum. Pay yum. Mm. (Coffee is good. Pastries are good. Mmmmmm.)
195 – Igre. Luvpasts. (I agree. I love pastries.)
Cobleh, payum. (Coffee is gross, pastries are yum.)
Pyigrou! Yay! (Monty Python is on in the background! I love Python!)
197 – Meto! Pypwns! (Me too! Monty Python pwns!)
Uk. Mcasmae rbsdw Mtpy. Iem anog.
(Urk. My classmates are obsessed with Monty Python. It seems annoying.)
199 – Hmp. Nonoying. Sfun! (Humph. It’s not annoying. It’s fun!)
Mtpy RLZ! Sasum! Nonoy! (Monty Python RULES! It’s awesome! Not annoying!)
Ug. Pastbug. (Ugh. When I think of “pastries,” I think of cochneal bugs.)
i afrd i notgud at ids nd MTPY pwns! ( i stink at this and python pwns)
202 – Imem thart. (I remember that article.)
203 – Pracperf. (Practice makes perfect.)
Mtpy! ! (Monty Python! Yay!)
Ihr HP5 bkrod. (I can hear Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix in the background.)
205 – Whhachit? (Who’s watching it?)
Non, no. Isbe, bu tiON chas day MuBl. (No one, actually. I should be, but this is the ONE chance I have for the MuseBlog today.)
(Actually, last Wednesday… oh well.)
Ihom imon! Ya! (I’m going home in a month! Yay!)
Softlit brek? Eassun. Risill envoon sik morfar. Shirt gren ful. Ladyluv new.
(“But soft! What light through yonder window breaks?
It is the East, and Juliet is the sun!
Arise, fair sun, and kill the envious moon
Who is already sick and pale with grief
That thou her maid art far more fair than she.
Be not her maid, for she is envious.
Her vestal livery is but sick and green
And none but fools do wear it. Cast it off.
It is my lady! O! It is my love!
O, that she knew she were!â€)
23-Shbe Paul. Whever. (Your name should just be Paul. Or John. Or Ringo. Or George. Nice and short, but gets the point across.)
210 – Thasplagim. Nogd. (That’s plagarism. Not good.)
im nw w/ ths. mi spekin t krekt?
212 – Nbad. Nbadtall. Putranparens. (Not bad. Not bad at all. Just put a translation of what you’re saying in parentheses.)
211-How plig? (How is that plagarism?)
214 – Mpresur namcopitd. (I’m pretty sure their names are copyrighted or something.))
215-No copnams. (You can’t copyright names.)
216 – Sposo. Lopenaharpot. (I suppose so. Look how many people are named Harry Potter.)
209- Nopo ble. (Not very poetic in ble, is it?
218 – Thatru. Buble nopo. (That’s true. But Ble isn’t poetic in the first place.)
wht ds “ble” mn? (what does “ble” mean?)
213-But why?
owl. Ilinwy. (oh well. I will anyway.)
220 – Tresembls thsundumak wendonhaenrg ttalnrmal. (It resembles the sound you make when you don’t have the energy to talk normally.)
221-thx. Ind 2go2skul nw.
(221) In my dialect of Ble, that sentence would go “slike talkbleh.”
Ikebleh!
Meschome. Nogoo, goeas.
223 – Yawl mmumbtaklongr. (Yeah, well, my mumbling just takes longer.)
Smoon- Telwat say. Nfur peeps, bleh no tex. Mush. (Cinnamoon- In parentheses, tell us what you are saying. It eliminates misinterpretations and just makes it easier to read. And for various other people, Ble is not texting or leet. That means no numbers, no slashes, etc. You can’t say, “Ima go 2 da mall w/ my bff 4shiz b/c ai47 asd84bae0f8 4085yq 3460871403657 etc. etc. Also, direct mushing-down of words is usually discouraged. Paraphrase into a very simple sentence and then mush. For examples, see post 6.)
(226) Smorfy. (It’s also more fun that way.)
227- Yah. (Extremely more fun. That’s what Ble’s all about. Fun, and potential misinterpretations. With leet, text-speak, and direct mushing, there’s no room for error. How boring.)
I hatsle. Gni! (I have to go to sleep immediately to avoid collapsing of utter exhaustion. Good night…and good luck!)
5-Tleest u evr dd hv t. Im nt tht ancnt amser.
227-“smorfy” shdb wrd menng “mr fn”. t snds cul.
229-Tht lukd lke “i hate sle”. t levs u 2 wndr wht sle mns.
Trans! (Translate please!)
Nerd-Telwat say. (Tell us what you are saying. As I have said before, you need to translate your messages so we don’t misinterpret them.)
sr, btis urgh. (sure, but it’s annoying).
Blebleh. (Ble is annoying.)
235-No, nt ble tsef. tisde prnthss. (no, not ble itself. it’s the parentheses)
235- Point yah? (That’s the point, right?)
236- Meh. (Well, if you don’t, then we have no way to know what you’re saying. If you really don’t want to translate, then I guess I’ll just choose to be to lazy to figure your posts out.)
Mublo: thopla blint (Museblog: The One and Only Site in the entire expanse of interwebs containing conversations about ble…in ble…on a ble thread)
NAPOI? You told me to come here, but WHAT is happening?
*feels confused*
240- Redup. Spek. (Read the posts towards the top of the thread explaining how to speak Ble. Then join in our random conversations. Remember to put the translation in parentheses.)
im stll cofusd
242- Wacofusd? Isimp. (What is there to be confused about? It’s quite simple.)
243- ok…
ttan rlz! ttan rlz! ttan rlz! ttan rlz!
ttan rlz! ttan rlz! ttan rlz! ttan rlz!
ttan rlz! ttan rlz! ttan rlz! ttan rlz!
aothr of mi crzi otbst!
(Titan Rules! Titan Rules! Titan Rules!…
Another of my crazy outbursts!)
244-O rere. fnly. jin. (Oh, you’re here. Finally. Join in.)
Thredlive! (The thread is alive! Yay!)
ilicoki! (I Like Cookies!)
ilittn! (I Like Titan!)
247- Evn yumcnt ttnbd. (Even cookies can’t drive off your Titanian craziness).
248- owel (oh, Well.)
248- Cook. (Here. Have a cookie.)
ser, bminut, bsy. (trans. = “Sure, be there in a minute, I’m busy.”
249- Noth cook. (I suppose I can give you another cookie, you generous soul.)
uppl kk. (You people are all insane)
253- yere (yes, we are)
253- yeno? (You just noticed?)
Cook evwun. (Cookies for everyone!)
stircnfuzzthrd. (still a confuzzling[confusing] thread )
254, 255- Nm bt i nd2 bwk-bwku jst 2 xpln. nd vod dpng. (No, but I needed to tell you just to explain. And avoid double posting.
Verwun- luk sum’n. (Everyone- Look at post 226. You don’t know how to speak Ble, so you need to be taught. Oh, and to add on to that post, you need to be able to pronounce your posts, so you can’t use just consonants. It should be a grunt or a mumble, not unintelligible grumbling.)
He. Rulbleh. (Hee hee. It’s sad when we need to make rules about this.)
rul?! (there were rules?!)
260 – Tis.
GEbleh. Broboth. Romrant.
Vegtal busong! Pikbun! AAAAAAAA!!!
(It is. Great Expectations looks bad. My little brother is annoying me. Random randing is fun.
VeggieTales has a bunny song! And some of them are pink! I don’ t think the last bit needs translating!!!)
‘Mbk, atrlng asns.
(I’m back, after a long absence.)
‘M ntso grat Ble, I catooch boutsplg.
(I’m not so great at Ble, I care too much about spelling).
261-he. crse rls ble. (he he. of course there are rules in Ble!)
263- Welmba. (Welcome back!)
264- bame. (too bad for me…)
264 – Toruls. Toraseune. (There are two rules. And the second rule practically erases the first one.)
266-Nein. Ulrn. (no, not too bad for you. U just need to learn.)
268- esdo. (yes i do…)
Minbleh. Braibleh. Brobothbothbothbleh.
Pythlink!
Stisday. Wathink?
(My mind is bleh. My brain is bleh. My brother is completely annoying and bleh.
And now for something completely different!
Solstice is today. Any opinons on Solstice?)
270- Mimmer. Midream Shagoo. Mego par. Pargoo.
Daybleh.
(It’s midsummer. A Midsummer Night’s Dream by Shakespeare is good. I’m going to a party. Parties are good.
I’m having a bad day.)
Shakeyay. (I, too, am very fond of Shakespeare.)
272- Fave? Hamyay.
(What’s your favorite play? I like Hamlet, personally, but I haven’t read enough of them to know for sure.)
273- Shakegood.
nokno.
(Shakespheare is awesome!)
(I’m not sure.)
Oshake meno Midream. Midreamyay!
(Only Shakespeare I really know is A Midsummer Night’s Dream. I like it.)
Gobor, so ptails! Lokfiv.
(I got bored, so I put my hair in pigtails. I look like I’m five.)
275- thintest.
(that’s interesting)
Dynobleh. nd CTN, “thintest” snds scle. (I am having a day that is not bleh! And Crazy Titan Nerd, “thintest” sounds like a WeightWatchers program.)
275-medto. (I did that once too.)
277- ido?
(it DOES?!?!?)
Hpoter Akban yay!
Bracbleh.
Mublo yayayayayay!
Smofir blowin foNapa bleh.
(Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban game is awesome!
Braces suck.
MuseBlog is AWESOME!
Smoky air from the fires in Napa blowing down here and filling the air sucks.)
mublo yayayay!
ortit yayay!
(Muse blog is wonderful!)
(Orange Titan is wonderful!)
Nubleted? Tisforg, mo.
(Can we have a new Ble! thread? This one appears to be forgotten, mostly.)
281-kebla-mst. (key word-mostly.)
Bt melik nw thrd. (but i like the idea of a new thread.)
282 – Wya. Weher. (Well, yeah. We’re here.)
mjo shiks! (Mr. Joe Stinks!)
Mgon wins woosh bad slep. (While I was away on vacation, some storms with 90+ MPH winds blew a bunch of trees down. I’ve been working for 6 hours cleaning up. I haven’t slept in about 30 hours because of the stupid flight from London to Chicago to {insert_city_here}.)
Om! Micmible! (Oh my! Microminible! (285))
Mjod! (Mr. Joe does!)
CA pepl go TiKokon! (Anyone in CA please go to ‘Tis the Season for Kokonventions!)
Ded thred. (No translation needed.)
M’bak. (I’m back! Can we have a new thread?)
Fagottaboudis. (I forgot about this thread.) Ble Brooklyn style!
Nethred? (New thread? Pâ–ˆetty pâ–ˆeaze?)
Plez?
220- Ya. Nobthle.
(Yes, I agree, even though I have not frequented this thread in a while.)
KWI NORIN MUH!!! (QUIT IGNORING ME!! (Please? I’m sorry if this seems too angry. I understand that you may not have seen these posts before. However, a new thread would be nice. Is that too much to ask?))