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Geez, you messed up that last post!
Sorry, I meant to say :?, but I accidently said ::?
Now I feel really emberassed!
Maybe the All Powerful Smiley Gnome can save us!
Yeah! ALL HAIL THE ALL POWERFUL SMILEY GNOME!
I hope those smilies worked. I always forget how to make them.
Darn.
I almost got first post!
So, who cares?
Ok, I was almost an hour-
OVER an hour off…
SO??? What’s it to you if I got the first post or not? It doesn’t really matter, does it??
I’ll let you puzzle out what you just said. *leaves*
*growls* -mumbling- outsmarted by a little, dumb, vacous, toffee-nosed cat-nose pink, heap of chewed jelly beans… *mutters on*
OH MAN! It looks like the anger issue seminar is over already, dadgumit! Why of all the …. *rambles on*
5-
No you weren’t!
I wasn’t?
Nope! You were only off by 13 minutes!
The only way I got first post (possibly my first one ever, maybe my second. :-o) was that I noticed that the old thread had been closed so I was just waiting for the new one.
Oh, and GAPAs, the HG2MB smiley section seems to be a little innacurate, since
and 
didn’t seem to be working in 2, even though it says they’re supposed to.
5 – Now I’m getting really confused….why aren’t the smileys working?
7 – Nice one!
( 6, 8 ) See the FAQs and the text just above the smiley table on the Hitchhiker’s Guide to MuseBlog.
9 – Wow. That’s really weird.
That explains why I often see people with *s or _s right above their SSSSs.
*
Hi! *implo–*
Oh, no you can’t.
Yes, he can.
No, he can’t–or wait, yes, he can. Darn.
Say, he may not.
Oh yeah, he may not.
He may not, be he also may.
You’ve got a point, there.
But he’s not allowed to!
Says who?
Says I.
So you’re saying you have authority.
Yes.
Uh, oh.
I’M THE ONLY ONE WHO HAS AUTHORITY!!!
Here we go again.
But–
*kills*
*dies* *is dead*
What were we even arguing about, anyway?
If Mr. Green over there can, cannot, may, or may not implode.
*implodes*
*is killed by implosion*
*abruptly enters* Yay, the conflict is resolved!
*bites head off* Mehehehahaha!!!
.
Hey everyone!
Guess what?
Look that way!……………….:idea:
All I see is a hot pink bunny. I see those everywhere!
But what if it EATS you?
*doesn’t* I’m nonviolent.
Oh come now, you can’t possibly be telling the truth.
All right, if you say so… but only as a special favor. *eats*
*is dead*
” *bites head off* ”
But smileys are ALL head!
*lightbulb appears above my head*
Now why am I always put in the position of bad guy?
Perhaps because you have a tendency to mind control and or attacks of feasting on innocent smilies.
No I don’t!
Denial also happens quite a lot.
*gasps* You’re right!
And you made the GAPA’s names become useless links!
turn to look at him*
What? I had to put that in somewhere!
*sobs* I even g-get ignored for… *sniff* I’m just the scapegoat!
and 
glance at each other*
pats :idea:’s back*
Dude, you don’t have arms.
Stop it! Both of you! I don’t need your sympathy, *bites :???:’s head off* and stop being cynical! *Bites :evil:’s head off.*
Now I remember why I eat people.
….
*:idea: &
*
*:idea: continues wailing*
*
(10) Yes, it’s a strange glitch in the emoticon subroutines. But you can skip the initial “throwaway” character if you start your SSSS with words, such as a title or a stage direction.
It looks as if this round of SSSSs will continue the time-honored tradition of violence…
15- Not mine! Mine will continue the time-honored tradition of…*drumroll*…IMPROV GAMES!
*wild cheering*
15- Violence is funny. That’s why people love these things.
Violence isn’t funny!
Yes, it is. *kills*
Hahahahahahahahahaha funny!
.
And now we will play a game called Corridors.
For this game, we will need two sentences!
All right, now we need another!
Okay!
Audience: *claps enthusiastically*
Audience: I’ll take strawberry ice cream!
Audience: She jumped off a cliff!
To be continued.
((Note to self- A1, A2, R1. A2, A3, R2. A3, A1, R1. Alternately A1, A2, R1. A2, A3, R2. A3, A4, R1. A4, A1, R2. Got it.))
Let the game begin!
I’ll take a strawberry ice cream cone, please.
I’m sorry, sir, we don’t have any.
How about chocolate?
No, we don’t have any of that either.
Vanilla?
Sorry, sir.
Well, maybe if you would stop reading that book and look, you might find that you have three tubs of Vanilla right behind you!
What did you say?
This place has horrible service! I’m leaving! *exits*
Do we really have vanilla ice cream? *goes through corridor*
To be continued…
*
: *mayhem*
We’re arguing about who’s the hot pinkest.
Magenta? We’re not magenta! What is magenta, anyway?
Purple? Ew!
Maybe he’s right.
Never!!! *pies 
*
pies 
*
: *pies* *mayhem*
IBCF: What’s all this about?
IBCF: I thought you were all 100% magenta.
IBCF: Magenta is a purplish red color.
IBCF: Disgusting as it might sound, it’s true.
*
IBCF: Well, I tried. *leaves*
Bwaaaaahhhahahahah
Okay…
24-That reminded me of something:
Whoops.
Whatever are you blushing for?
I did something silly.
Care to enlighten me?
Actually, no.
How ’bout me? *snicker*
Uh, yeah, well, uh–
*snicker*
*snicker*
*sneaks out*
SNICKERFEST!!!!
and 
*snickersnickersnicker* *are BFFZ*
15~ Okay, here you go-a nonviolent SSSS.
27 –
I love the world!
I hate the world!
Why do you hate the world?
Because I have no friends.
I’ll be your friend!
R-really? You would do that for me?
Of course!
go skipping off through a field of daisies*
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–
–
–
–
–
–
– *:D and
27-Though it appears that
and 
have become friends, 
was simply decieving :mrgreen:…this is what happened later that night…
Later…
28/29~ I was joking, because of Robert’s post about SSSSs continuing their tradition of violence.
My SSSS was a stab at a nonviolent SSSS that involved HPBs and Mr. Green, an impossible situation.
I love writing the bunnies as evil, it’s so funny and unexpected. My friend DL thinks I’m insane because I tell her the bunnies are evil. She goes, “Oh Fern, they aren’t. They are so cute“
If cuteness and evil were mutually exclusive, the world would be a much simpler place.
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Ohemgee, what are we going to do? MuseBloggers are taking over the world!
I don’t wanna say I told you so… but I told you so.
Hay guys.
|:roll: Nah, they’re mostly harmless. You’ve got nothing to worry about.
|:twisted: Says who? *takes over world*
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EDIT:
|:roll: Shut up.
|:idea: Hey! No SSSS shall exist without a bunny!
|:Me: Says who?
|:idea: ONLY the most powerful being on all of MuseBlog. *mind control* You will go back to the scene and write in a bunny.
|:Me: Indeed, master.
|:idea: *giggle*
[Another smiley oddity: some of the typographical ones — like the “8O” you used above — require a space before them to work. The Smiley Gnome fixed the two in your post. –Admin.]
*
I’m cute and wonderful love me!
*everything blows up*
You asked for stupid…
.
Nora forgot the throwaway character.
What are we gonna do?
I dunno!
Simple. Use an hpb.
Hey! We have feelings too! I say we use Mr. Joe!
YEAH!!!! *cheers*
:oops:, 8O,
True story, er, could possibly, no, might have a chance that, nope, uh… story that could be possibly true if it had a remote chance::
-voice, face yet to be seen- : Welcome to the third meeting of HPB guilt anonymous…
(:shock: assumes it is a :idea:) :idea:1 Who would like to first open up -pause- come now, we’re all sensitive bunnies here!
:idea:2 Well, it seems that we get blamed for most of the senseless violence in this world….
*:shock: is now pushing some boards away from the ground, revealing a hole – the words are clearer now*
:idea:1 Yes, that is true, and we are completely, or partially… a smidgen innocent, right?
*chorus of HPB voices* Yeah!
:idea:2 What was that??
:idea:1 I don’t know?
*An HPB head appears above hole, glances about and locates :shock:!*
:idea:3 I found him!
:idea:1 Sensitive HPBs… attack!!
*the following fight has been ommitted due to senseless violence, and various smiley bits thrown around*
-Later-
:idea:2 I still don’t understand why we’re blamed…
(You asked for stupid!!)
.
Why is there so much violence in these?
Because of the HPBs.
Dude, you didn’t know that.
It isn’t fair. Who says they’re evil, anyway?
I do.
, 
, 
RUN AWAYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
…██….██
All hail the king of HPBs! *bows*
Ha! Look at the silly little bunnies, calling that big fat bunny their king!
* Get him out of my sight!
*eats remains of 
* Bahahahaha!
…██….██
…██████
██•••█•••██
…██▄▄██
-Bahahahaha. I am the king of HPBs.
…██….██
…██….██
…██████
██•••█•••██
…██▄▄██
-Insolent whelp. *squishes
:me: Hey! Roll was me!
:me: *whimper*
.
We have to rescue Beavo!
His house has been invaded by HPBs!
*leads army* *rescues Beavo*
idea: *eats*
:
idea: ha sha- YEA!
:'( AM NOT
:'( why???
:'( SHUT UP!
Little Red Riding Smiley:
Lalalalala
Hello little smiley.
Hi Grandma!
Come here smiley.
*walks to grandma* Grandma what big horns you have!
All the better to..ummm…
Grandma what big eyes you have!
All the better to see you with!
*materializes in room* *exists*
*in unison* Oh my what pink fur you have!
You were supposed to say I have big teeth! Oh well I’m just going to eat you anyway. *eats*
*get eaten*
*
What’s the ” 
” for?
I think it shows excitment or strong emotion.
Oh, that’s nice.
BOO!
becomes 
* 
*runs*
*runs faster*
*pounces*
*kills*
Well, that was a gruesome spectacle.
*mind control*
*becomes 
* Drool…
Bahahahahaha!
*
.
Stupid Senseless Smiley Stories say something silly, seeming sibilantly savage. Sssssssss…
8o I wrote a sentence entirely of words beginning with the same letter!
40-
45 – *gasp* There used to be an alliteration thread. I haven’t thought about it in ages, though…-runs back to check-
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HEY! You’re not allowed to post on this thread without having a Stupid Senseless Smiley Story in your post!
Really?
Um, duh.
Why?
Because this is the Stupid Senseless Smiley Story thread. Duh.
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Know what? Plot twist.
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Bwahahahaha!
Eh, shut up.
But I’m trying to do my evil laugh!
You’re doing it all wrong. You should go: MUAHAHAHA!!!
That laugh sucked! Mine was better!
*mind control*
becomes 
* Drool… Yours was…better…drool…
Thank you. MUAHAHAHA!!!
Shut up! *eats 
*
Hi! *implodes*
*is killed by implosion*
*
(Twilight Zone theme music)
(Rod Serling) We take you to a place, another dimension not only of sight and sound, but of mind. A place of things and ideas, a place between the pit of Man’s fears, and the summit of his knowledge. A place where… there is an SSSS without… a HPB.
*doodles around a bit*
*hums*
I’m going to be ruler of the world! MWAHAHAHAHA *choke* HAH-*sputter* haha… *chokes* *dies*
*raises an eyebrow and continues to putter*
I’m a zomb- *implodes*
*sits down and boredly waits*
Dude, I am such a teenager, I have like an-*gets killed by MP3 explosion*
*sighs*
Why is the world round? Why do we have chickens? Are kiwis green? Where do bab- *brain overloads and 
is now dead*
*sighs again*
….
….
SPOKANE
March 22
2008
Lunchtime
(Alice)
*walks up to two people* Hello! Are you IBCF and Cat’s Meow?
Er…no.
Oh! Sorry!
Hi! Are you Alice or Cat’s Meow?
I’m Alice. Are you IBCF?
Yeah!
Hi.
Hi.
Hello. Are you IBCF and Alice?
Yup!
Are you Cat’s Meow?
Yeah!
Hi.
Hi.
Hi.
(Random People)
(Alice)
(IBCF)
(Alice)
(IBCF)
(Alice)
(IBCF)
*awkward silence*
(Cat’s Meow)
(IBCF)
(Alice)
(Meow)
(Alice)
(IBCF)
(Meow)
*awkward silence*
*
There’s peanut butter in your shoe.
AHHHHH! GET IT OUT GET IT OUT GET IT OUT! *hops around manically*
Fuhahaha.
That was mean.
That was obvious.
Dude. He’s an HPB.
Is that gramatically correct? Supposedly, “an” is only used when there’s a vowel. But “aich” sounds like a vowel, so why can’t it have “an”? What if I’m wrong? What if my watch stops? What if a safe falls on me when I’m flirting with Maryl Streep? What if she gets a hickie?
You worry too much, dude. And sense when do you worry about hickies?
Ever since he gave one to his grandmother.
You guys are stupid.
And you’re an idiot.
Dude! You said “an”!
He was supposed to.
Yeah, ‘dude’.
Dude. You make fun, and Michael Jackson will smite you.
Mmkay.
I STILL HAVE PEANUT BUTTER IN MY SHOE!
It was a joke.
THAN WHAT’S THIS? *pulls bag of peanut butter out of shoe*
Fuhahaha!
Fuhahaha!
This is so dumb. I’m leaving. *leaves*
Leaves? How do you spell that? Is it leaves like the plural of leaf?
Shut up.
Dude–
You too. Shut up. *leaves*
Hey! Remember Michael Jackson’s prophecy, dude! *follows*
Where do I go? How do I leave? LEAVE! *brain boils and explodes*
Mm. Disisgoodpeanudbudder.
Ha! Your mouth is stuck.
Ohdoh. Helbbeee.
This is boring now. *vanishes in a puff of blue smoke*
Yeah, me too. I’m to tired to bite off your pathetic head.
*sits down* Ibbored. Buddisgoodpeanudbudder.
*both* Fuhahaha! Ooh, tsss.
50-That was weird. I will not be able to sleep tonight because I’ll be dreaming about a SSSS without an HPB is lurking outside my window.
ME: *wakes up* AHH! I just had a horrible dream!
Aw, poop. *summons HTML Gnome from HTML thread*
:htmlgnome: Sure thing! *fixes*
:audience: *cheers* Yay! The glitch has been fixed!
:htmlgnome: *bows*
SPOKANE
Um, okay. What do you want to talk about?
Er, I don’t know.
I don’t know either.
Er, yeah. Okay then. *nervous chuckle*
*nervous chuckle*
*nervous chuckle*
This food is good.
Yes, it is.
I agree.
, 
, 
: *sigh*
March 22
2008
Lunchtime
*MBers go to subway*
(IBCF)
(Alice)
(Meow)
(IBCF)
(Alice)
(Meow)
*awkward silence*
*subs arrive* *eat*
(Alice)
(IBCF)
(Meow)
*awkward silence*
Now this is depressing. We should make them a little more hopeful.
That’s why we bring Muses. So that we can read them and break the ice.
Plaword! WriBle. (A Play of Few Words! Written in Ble.)
Sceteenout. (Scene: Teen’s house, hanging out with friends.)
Drap (Dramatis Personae):
*wasree* (They walk down the street.)
Fn. (Fin.)
HPB! (Whoa! Look at that–there was no HPB in this story!)
Blefm. (Ble is a language invented by Muse magazine, said to save energy by using as few facial muscles as possible.)
56 – Hmm, yeah. We need to do something to break the ice.
Which brings up another question…what are we going to DO all day?
-moves conversation back to Kokonvention thread so we don’t take over every other thread-
56- Okay, then…
SPOKANE
March 22
2008
After Lunchtime
(IBCF)
I’m bored.
Me too.
Yeah.
Fortunately, I brought my entire Muse collection. Let me go get it. *goes to car* *gets Muses* *comes back* *reads*
Yay! *reads*
*reads*
(Alice)
(Meow)
MBers: *bored* *sigh*
(IBCF)
(Alice)
(Meow)
MBers: *happy*
Parents: *bored* *sigh*
57~ That was in my first issue of Muse, and probably one of my all time favorite first pages.
59 – I’ll bring my collection too, okay?
Maybe we should go see a movie or something…or have some sort of activity planned besides reading Muses, because I don’t think we could do that for the entire time.
60 – Notscape! And Screamazon.
61- Yeah. A movie sounds good. *thinks* Something like that.
THE ADVENTURES OF MISTER GREEN, PART 9
*discovers brown liquid on table* Hmm… wonder-what-thisa-thingy-is.Ehh boi…*drinks*
HEY~ WHAT ARE YOU DOING THAT’S MY COFFEE! ugh i really do hate mondays…
*upon taking a microscopic sip* mmmmmm 
GASP 
laaaaAAAAAAAH YAYAYAYAYAY HYPER YAY HYPER JUICE AHAHALOLHAHLOLHAHLO WHEE!!!!!!!!ooooh busbusbusbusbusbus MUST take bus whahahahahaha!* smashes through glass*
shopkeeper) aw hey that was my new door! didn’t this happen yesterday…?
HITHEREHITHEREHIHIHIHI DO YOU LIKE THE BUS I LIKE THE BUS GOOD BUS FUN BUS WHEE BUS WHEEEEEE!
DOYALIKEEMDOYALIKEBUSESHUH?!
*eyes glazed, rocking on heels* YESSSSSSSSSS.
*reaches for candy and collapses from nervous exhaustion* Z z z Z z z Z z z Z z z
Foiled again. * is hit by a bus* Ow. THat hurt.
*looks around and sees nothing but a pink ink blot* Ehh.. where my candiezezez?
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: cry
AT THE BUS STOP…
:idea:( in disguise) 8) umm.. hi there.
8) i gues.. say would you fancy a piece of.. candy? * pulls a small radioactive rock from folds of oddly pink skin/fur*
8) ok then here.
FIN
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Hi!
Hi!
Will this story be violent?
Probably.
Then why are we smiling instead of screaming and running away from 
?
Because 
isn’t around.
Oh. That is good.
Yes, it is.
Let’s end this story before something strange and violent happens.
Too late! *shoots self*
Okay, that was random.
*story ends*
30- Your name is Fern? *Stores information for own twisted purposes*
*
Oooh! The cute widdle pink bunny wabbit! Does the cute widdle pink bunny wabbit want a carrot? *holds out carrot*
*bites hand off*
AAAAAH!
Mehehahahaha…
(Ignorant person)
(Ignorant person)
Recent happenings on MB:
Yay MB!
Hi I am January. I’m incredibly depressing.
No don’t be sad!
But I’m January, I have to be sad.
No! I love you!
*cries* Awww I didn’t know you cared about me so much!
*pies* *hugs*
I love MB!
*hugs more*
*MB hugfest*
67- That’s disturbingly true…
65~ Yes, what sort of devious plans do you have for my name? Or do I want to know?
“Okay HPBs, you guys keep insulting us green emoticons and we’re sick of it.”
“Like that! You are so mean, why dont you just lay off of us?”
“Uuh, because we’re not stupid and green?”
“Well, maye being green is better that being pink! I would sure hate to mistaken for a cute little easter bunny all the time like you all are.”
“Emoticon, I grow weary of your presence. Begone.”
*explodes*
“Yessss…….”
——–
:idea:s *snigger* “Whell, what are you going to do about it? It’s not as though you are smart enough to put a stop to it.”
Yes. ‘Tis.
*ring*
Best Buy can I help you.
Hey my name is Young J Sue I have a question!
Uh huh!
Do you guys sell play station for car?
Not for the car, no.
How much it cost for play station?
One hundred and twenty nine dollars.
Is that for one two or twee?
Two, three isn’t out yet.
Twee isn’t out? When will it be out?
Not for dakldjaoida.
How many yea?
A couple months.
Couple months… do you guys sell play station uno?
No we don’t.
Play station two… is that the black color one?
I’m sorry?
What?
I’m sorry?
You’re sorry for what?
I can’t understand you, sorry.
What? What was I say? You have play station two…what?
Yes.
Why so black?
We have play station two in black, it only comes in black.
My friend have play station two in white color.
That’s play station one.
You say you don’t sell play station one.
I know.
Then what you say?
We sell play station two, only in black.
But my friend have white!
That’s the old one.
But you don’t have the old play station!
Lemme transfer you…
Okay transfer me please!
Hello?
Is this the play station department?
No, this is appliances.
I asked for play station and mister said he would transfer me!
Okay. It may have been something where he was just busy and didn’t pick up… let me transfer you…
Can I talk to you? I have one quick question.
Iiiii, might be able to answer it.
Okay you guys sell play station?
Uh, the origional play station or two?
Three!
That one’s not out yet.
When will it be out?
We don’t have a release date for it.
How about play station uno?
I’m not sure how much it costs, but it’s online at —.com.
How you get to it?
Uh, you go on the internet to —-.com.
You need computeerrrr?
Yes.
I don’t think I own one, but I have stereo. Stereo work?
Yea it probably should.
Stereo? What you do?
I don’t know.
You guys sell rollerblade?
No.
Yes?
No.
*ring*
This goes on and on, but I won’t post it…
:smileygnome: TO THE RESCUE!
Please?
The word of the Day is: Explode!
69- You don’t want to know *coughactuallyIhavenocluecough* *coughyetcough*
*
Shall I implode or shall I explode?
Explode.
Both.
Neither.
I say neither because this whole imploding-exploding is getting old. *pies back*
It never gets old. *kills 
*
Um, so what should I do?
Explode! *pies ☺*
*
Both, because it will stop their annoying bickering.
Eh, I feel like imploding. *implodes*
becomes 
* Hey!!! I wanted him to explode!
*pies ☺*
Okay, I’m tired of this. *mind control*
become 
and :mrgreen* Drool…
☺ Implode.
☺ Neither? Neither is boring! *pies*
☺ Implode!
☺ *pies
☺ Yay! *clapclapclapclapclap*
*
☺ Who cares what you want? *pies*
*☺ and
We Like Pie:
Look into my eyes…
*look*
You like pie…
We like pie…*all become mrgreen* 
We like pie…*drool*
Don’t drool on me! *kills*
*get killed* *are dead*
*
and 
Bahahaha! We will take over the world!
Sure.
Not so. I will take over the world.
and 
What are you doing here, rodent? This is our lair.
Not this again.
*kills 
* Rodent? I’m a LAGOMORPH!!!
and 
Rodent, lagomorph, whatever you are, get out of here!
What if I want to stay?
and 
Then we will destroy you! Mwahahahahaa!
This is so corny. Evil masterminds fighting against hot pink bunnies?
Shaddup. I thought I just killed you. *kills* *turns to 
and 
* You have no idea who you’re dealing with.
and 
Oh, yeah? Well, watch this!!! *clone themselves*
BAHAHAHAA!
This is so old. *yawn*
*shoots 
with bazooka* *mind control*
* Drool…
Bahahahaha!
and 
Wow! Mr. bunny, would you like to join us in world conquest?
This is totally copied from TNO’s SSSS. Been there, done that.
*mauls 
* *eats innards* “Mr.”? No way, you suck ups! *pies*
and 
*pies*
x14: *pies*
*pies*
*disrupts 
‘s molecular structure* *mind control*
and 
become 
and 
* Drool…
Bahahahaha!
As I was saying, this whole thing is totally stupid.
and doesn’t let him come back to life*
*clones become
*
Everyone: *is suddenly destroyed because this is illegally copied from TNO’s story*
IBCF: *is forced to pie self with spike pie*
IBCF: *kills
Whoo boy. These are so addictive.
Oh, I was going to add in my last post, Sorry Will….
It is not January now!
No posts for a while…
There haven;t been any posts for a few days.
AHH NO MORE PIE WAR!
Mhm. It was too violent or something.
Too violent?
OMG
Yeah. Something about people making nuclear pie bombs or something.
PIE BOMBS?!?!?!?!
Gee. Why would anyone on here need a bomb?
I don’t know. They better not be trying to replace me!
and 
*explode*
*HPB AND MR. JOE TALK ABOUT POST 80*
That was not violent Enough for me. Blow up, Mr. Joe.
implode or explode?
either, Mr. Joe, Either.
*explodes* *peaces implode*
~~~~
*
I’m tired of all your arguing about whether Mr. Green should implode, explode, both, or neither, so I have brought in multiple Mr. Greens in to satisfy everyone.
: Hi!
Yay!
Yay!
Nay!
Nay?
No! I only want one Mr. Green to implode/explode/neither/both!
Er, that’s not possible.
Why one?
Because that’s the way I feel! If you don’t like it, then it’s your problem!
and 
: No! We want four Mr. Greens! *pies*
*pies*
: Yay! Pie war! *pies*
This is idiotic. *mind control*
becomes 
* Drool…
Yeah, hurry up!
Okay! *implodes*
*explodes*
*does both*
*does neither*
, 
, ☺: Yay!
No, explode!
Neither.
*pies*
*pies*
*pies*
I can’t take this anymore. *bites everyone’s head off*
Oh. So it would be more accurate to describe it as “eating you whole”. *eats ☺ whole* Bahahahahaha!!!
☺ Yay!
☺,
*
☺ Okay, can we get on with this now?
☺ Hey, there’s one last Mr. Green! Make him implode!
☺ No way! *pies*
☺ How does that work? We’re all head!
Beavo: Okay.
Beavo: Ow.
Lunch…
I’m hungry.
would you like some choklit?
No. I’m not in the mood for choklit.
Pizza?
I don’t really want pizza either, but I’m so hungry!
I know! *whisperwhisper*
Of course! That’s my favorite food, actually.
What’s your favorite food?
We can make it for you.
Oh you don’t need to make it. *eats :smile:*
Hey! Mr. Joe why did you tell him to eat the smile?!
Oh dear, I mustn’t leave anyone out. *eats :grin:* I’m still hungry.
I’ll get some more smileys…
Oh no. I haven’t had dessert yet! *eats :mrgreen:*
Everyone: Okay. *comes to the SSSS*
Beavo: Really, you better. Or else.
Secret Meeting of the Smileys
*
*
THE END
Yay! My first SSSS! It’s not that great, but I hope it works!
Dang, I messed up with the italics. I knew something would go wrong!
P.S. sorry about the double post…
Yay! Daisy*chain’s VERY FIRST SSSS!
*applesause*
*
Yay for Daisy*chain’s first SSSS!
*explodes*
Yay! Fireworks! *dances*
Everyone: *clapclapclapclapclapclap*
☺: For years, we have been opressed by the tyranical rule of the big smilies!
*steps on ☺☻♥♣◘○◙♂♀♪☼↕‼¶§▬↨↓∟↔▲▼*
Oops. Yuck! *wipes pulpy substance off foot*
☻♥♣◘○◙♂♀♪☼↕‼¶§▬↨↓∟↔▲▼: Yeah!
☺: We’ve been tormented and trod upon! Hardely even been noticed!
☻♥♣◘○◙♂♀♪☼↕‼¶§▬↨↓∟↔▲▼: YEAH!
☺: Well, I’m tired of it! I say we join up and fight them! Make them pay for crushing us into a pulpy substance! We’ll turn them into a pulpy substance!
☻♥♣◘○◙♂♀♪☼↕‼¶§▬↨↓∟↔▲▼: *cheer*
☺: They might be 3 times bigger then us, but size doesn’t matter when it comes to courage and heart!
☻♥♣◘○◙♂♀♪☼↕‼¶§▬↨↓∟↔▲▼: Yay!
☺: TINY SYMBOLS, CHAAARGE!!!
☻♥♣◘○◙♂♀♪☼↕‼¶§▬↨↓∟↔▲▼: AARGH! *charge*
Here’s an actual conversation (if you an call it that) I had with my friend whilst sledding the other day…on iced over snow….heading very quickly for a huge trash pile.
*:eek: and
Hey people! We really need Round-Robin Smiley writers!!!
Gimme a link, I’m to lazy to find it on my own.
https://musefanpage.com/blog/?p=1104
there hopefully, that will work. It probably won’t, because I don’t know how to make links…
paste it into your address bar then.
Here is something I put in the Muse Academy blog, but I’ll put the best part of it here:
1st
“When shall we three meet again, in thunder, lightining or in rain?”
“When the hurlyburly’s done, when the MuseBlog back has come!”
“that will be ere the set of sun.”
“Where the place?”
“Upon the ‘net.”
“There our feindish plans to set.”
2nd
3rd
1st
2nd
3rd
Easter Morning at Nora’s House (a true story)
98- *cracks up*
HAHAHAHAHAHOHOHEEHEEHEEHEE!!!
93 – Heeeey…I got HPB Peeps too!
It’s a conspiracy!
…
GO HPBS!
Huh, I only got some yellow tulip peeps. And those I discreetly “forgot” at grandma’s house. I’ll eat one or two, but after that they’re hard to take.
But HPBs are pretty awesome.
(Narrator)
Once upon a time there was a–
Make this a story about me or else!
–little . . . hot-pink bunny . . . whom everyone called HPB, because she was one. She lived–
Hurry up.
So she went into the deep dark forest and she met a wolf and it said Hello little HPB where are you going and she said I’m going to Granny’s and it’s just that way and the wolf said Here why don’t hypnotize some of these mindless zombie slaves sitting by the path and HPB said Okay and the wolf ran away fast and ate up her Grandma and–
*cries* Poor Granny . . . I don’t like this story.
Ah . . . well . . . it’s essential to the plot, see . . .
*throws Narrator in the dungeon*
AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*chuckles evilly*
(Narrator)
(Narrator)
(Narrator)
(Narrator)
MUCH LATER
(Narrator)
(Narrator)
(Narrator)
(Man w/ LOS)
(Man w/ LOS (zombified))
HPB#2 saw a man with a load of sticks.
(Man w/ LOS)
:idea #2 *summons up
(Narrator)
HPB #3 Hi. I want those bricks.
(Man w/ LOB)
OK. More later.
Um, more later, I guess…
*
I think I’m going to go on a stroll outside today. *does so*
♫La, de da, de da…♫
Hold it right there.
Oh, dang. Now my life is over.
Yeah, that’s a pretty accurate way to describe it.
Wait, before you zombifie me or bite my head off or whatever, could you sign my last will and testament with this fountain pen? I need a witness.
Oh, no. I’ve watched my share of Looney Tunes. That “pen” is really a lighted stick of dynamite that will blow me to smithereens while you make your getaway, right?
Since when do bunnies watch Looney Tunes?
That’s irrelevant. Now, where was I? Oh yeah, killing you. *does s–*
No, no, wait! Please sign my will! Here, this pen is real. Not a dynamite stick.
I’m not supposed to show pity, but, whatever. *signs* And don’t think this means I’m not going to kill you.
Oh, no, I never had that notio–*looks at signature* Your name is William?
Um, yeah. I have a name. Is there a problem with that?
Er, no.
Good. *kills* *maniacal laughter*
HAHAHA
*
Mehehehahaha… It’s fun to be evil and plot to take over the world.
Mehehehahaha… It’s even funner to be an HPB and plot to take over the world.
Why is that?
Because we won’t be zombie slaves. *mind control*
becomes 
* Drool…I am now your slave. Your wish is my command.
I don’t like you. I wish for you to implode.
Okay. *implodes*
Bahahahahahahaha!
(William)
(William)
*
(William)
(William)
*
Where did you come from?
Go away.
Or, on second thought, stay here…I have something for you…
You’ll see…Just come closer…
☺ Whee! I like watching zombies implode!
(William)
☺ I dunno.
(William)
☺ Good idea. *commences to exit*
(William)
☺ Like what?
(William)
*sounds of screaming and demonic laughter*
Continuing…
More later, I’m tired…
Ha! The hpbs have all died and have been replaced with Mickey shadows!
…██….██
s!
Actually, there’s one left. On the last thread, remember?
*
*is crushed*
…██….██
…██████
██•••█•••██
…██▄▄██
Waah! I’m the only bunny left! And I’m red! There’s no more pink bunnies! Just those stupid
…██….██
…██….██
…██████
██•••█•••██
…██▄▄██
Yay! Thank you! *hugs
In Firefox, the
s are still HPBs. Or at least they are for me.
And now they’re Mickeys…
That’s pretty cool.
I’m on Internet Explorer for only this thread. I have to admit, this is pretty cool.
:crazy: Look who’s talking, Mr. Demonic smile.
don’t be frontin son, no seeds on the bun
we be up in this drive thru , order for two
i got a cravin for a number 9 like my shoe
we need some chicken up in here
in this dizzle
foshizzle my nizzle
extra salt on the frizzle
dr pepper my brotha
anotha for your motha
double double supersize and don’t forget the fries
124 –
Don’t… ever… do… that… again.
Why not?
Because then I will kill you.
No you won’t!
Then I’ll eat your hat.
Bite me.
Okay, I will. *bites 
)
Woah.
I good at HTML!MR. GREEN!!
*random*
(Is horseback riding)
*stomps on glasses, crushing them to a million pieces*
HOW COULD YOU?
*snorts and keeps going*
URGH!
*crushes it until it is buried in the dirt*
YOU DID IT AGAIN!
*whinnies and breaks into a trot, goes faster and faster*
Stop before I fall off too!
8) My shades are even cooler! Now I just need to get them off into my pocket…. *glasses fall onto track*
8) Atleast i have my hat still! *Fumbles with it, it falls*
139-
BUNNYBACK RIDING???
Stuff it.
Okay. *stuffs mouth* Howsch disch?
*kills*
:smileys: *are all dead*
Writing violent SSS’ is very gratifying!
BIBLIOGRAPHY
Quote 1: Star Wars, Episode 4
Quote 2: Harry Potter
Quote 3: LOTR
Quote 4: Yesterday by the Beatles
Quote 5: The Terminator
Quote 6: James Bond
:idea:The lunatic, the lover, and the poet, are of imagination all compact.
:idea:The process of scientific discovery is, in effect, a continual flight from wonder.
My role in society, or any artist’s or poet’s role, is to try and express what we all feel. Not to tell people how to feel. Not as a preacher, not as a leader, but as a reflection of us all.
Ok, here is how it went
Lord of the Rings
Queen-Killer Queen
HighSchool Musical (UGH!)
Harry Potter
Harry Potter
Edgar Allen Poe
Shakespeare
Lord of the Rings
Star Wars
Albert Einstein
John Lennon
~The SSSS in which everyone makes an appearance~
…
THE END
158-
Ooo, that’s naughty language.
What? I say #%$ all the time! #%$! #%$! #%$!
*washes 
‘s mouth with soap*
*washes 
‘s brain with mind control*
Flash Flood: *washes everyone away* *everyone dies*
159-
*builds lifeboat out of somewhat soggy bunnified brains and escapes* *founds colony of hpb’s (see Watership Down for how females were procured)* *names Colony of Mutant HPB’s ( creativity isn’t hpb’s strong point, they’re more in the brainwashing line* *constructs whatever sort of complexes hpb’s live in* *founds hpb institutions* *carries on the legacy of hpb violence and bunnification, teaching it to the young* *is profoundly happy*
☺ Implode.
☺ Meeheehee… I like compression. It’s funny.
☺ Ow. *dies*
Nice twist, eh?
*real
Dummy
That was fun.
How did you do those tiny smilies IBEF?
168- It’s IBCF, actually.
If you have a mac, I’m not sure, but if you have windows, you can find the smilies by going to Accessories, System Tools, and then Character Map. There, you can find and copy the tiny smilies.
And if that doesn’t work, you can just copy and paste.
☺ Haha! I have a hammer of smashing!
*destroys everyone and everything* *destroy destroy destroy destroy destroy destroy destroy*
☻ Haha! I have a chain saw of sawing!
☺ *smash smash smash smash smash smash smash*
☻ *ow ow ow ow ow ow ow* *saw saw saw saw saw saw saw*
☺ *ow ow ow ow ow ow ow*
☺ and ☻: *ow ow ow ow ow ow ow* *destroyed*
.
I am a smiley.
So am I!
Me too.
You’re not a smiley. You’re a frownie.
I’m a smiley!
No you’re not!
I am!
Impostor. *turn backs*
-> 
I am unloved!
You’re not unloved. I love you.
Hemidemisemiquaver is an amazing word.
Not as amazing as me.
Far more amazing than you. You are nothing but a small pink mammal with control issues.
Yeah!
They overthrow the HPBs and live happily ever after.
☺☻♥♦♣♠•◘○◙♂♀♪♫☼►◄↕‼¶§▬↨↑↓→â†âˆŸâ†”â–² We are the unstoppable army!
TO BE CONTINUED…
☺☻♥♦♣♠•◘○◙♂♀♪♫☼►◄↕‼¶§▬↨↑↓→â†âˆŸâ†”â–² W#e are the unstoppable army!
☺☻♥♦♣♠•◘○◙♂♀♪♫☼►◄↕‼¶§▬↨↑↓→â†âˆŸâ†”â–² Must save HPB! *leap in and get clobbered*
TO BE CONTINUED…
In order:
1) My Spanish teacher*
2) A Few Good Men
3) Jaws
4) James Bond
5) Titanic
6) Forrest Gump
7) Hannah Montana*
8 ) Frankenstein
9) Albert Einstein
10) Jerry Maguire
11) Apollo 13
12) High School Musical*
13) The Terminator 2
14) Star Wars: Episode VI
15) Airplane!
16) Harry Potter
17) Gone with the Wind
18) Me, occasionally
19)My friend, Sam
* I don’t like these.
(My French is rusty)
:mgreen: Uh, could the wonderful smiley gnomies pretty please fix my boo-boo? *looks as innocent as possible, which isn’t very much*
☺ Implode.
☺ and
☻☻☻☻☻☻☻☻☻☻☻☻ *attack*
i have an army of SuperSmilies under MY command! :idea:☻☺☻☺☻☺☻☺☻☺☻☺☻☺☻☺☻☺☻☺☻☺☻☺☻☺☻
☺☻☺☻☺☻☺☻☺☻☺☻☺☻☺☻☺☻☺☻☺☻☺☻☺☻
☺☻☺☻☺☻☺☻☺☻☺☻☺☻☺
“ATTACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!” ☻☺☻☺☻☺☻☺☻☺☻☺☻☺☻☺☻☺☻☺☻☺☻☺☻☺☻
☺☻☺☻☺☻☺☻☺☻☺☻☺☻☺☻☺☻☺☻☺☻☺☻☺☻
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☻☻☻☻☻☻☻☻☻☻☻☻☻☻☻☻☻ *attack*
☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺ *attack*
*huge fight* *everyone dies*
☻☺☻☺☻☺☻☺☻☺☻☺☻☺☻☺☻☺☻☺☻☺☻☺☻☺☻
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192-There’s a thread for that. It’s dead, but you could revive it, you know.
193-
*produces vacuum that sucks up all smilies* *laughs*
Hello! *implodes* *destroys everything and everyone*
8) It’s from Indiana Jones.
202 –
La di da di da! *is skipping along*
You stink.
So do you!
and 
WE STINK! YAY!!!
*nuclear explosion*
World: *implodes*
Aliens from Mars: *find destruction of Earth funny* Ha! *implode*
Mars: *implodes*
Sun: *implodes*
Milky Way Galaxy: *implodes*
Universe: *implodes*
8 O Bob and
Bill were in the McDonalds
suddenly…
teletubie dies as do Bill and Bob when nuke goes off…
A psychotic machine gun-bearing teletubby walks in
BOOM
206-
from another universe: *sees imploded universe* Look! A black hole! *vanishes down black hole*
208 – What are “soliloquies?”
don’t know.