Friday, 19 April 2024
Life, the universe, pies, hot-pink bunnies, world domination, and everything
Somehow, MuseBlog’s great original contribution to world culture just keeps getting stupider and more senseless with every installment. Keep up the good work! If you haven’t experienced this medium before, SSSSs version 2007.4 will show you how it’s done.
Date: January 25, 2008
Categories: Random craziness
I got a first post!
No PoPoing!
-> 
Fine. I’ll write a SSSS for my first post.
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Geez, you messed up that last post!
Sorry, I meant to say :?, but I accidently said ::?
Now I feel really emberassed!
Maybe the All Powerful Smiley Gnome can save us!
Yeah! ALL HAIL THE ALL POWERFUL SMILEY GNOME!
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Hey! A new SSSS!
Shut up.
What if I don’t want to?
I’ll kill you.
…kay!
*kills*
That was fun! We must do this again some time.
You’re supposed to be dead.
Oh, yeah, I forgot. *dies*
Bwahahaha! *takes over world*
Hello. I just thought I’d make an appearance. I’m Beavo’s favorite emoticon, you know. *blows up*
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Look into my eyes. You are getting sleepy, very sleepy…
I’m not sleepy.
Yes you are! Be sleepy I say!
I just had coffee.
Darn.
I hope those smilies worked. I always forget how to make them.
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Darn.
I almost got first post!
So, who cares?
Ok, I was almost an hour-
OVER an hour off…
SO??? What’s it to you if I got the first post or not? It doesn’t really matter, does it??
I’ll let you puzzle out what you just said. *leaves*
*growls* -mumbling- outsmarted by a little, dumb, vacous, toffee-nosed cat-nose pink, heap of chewed jelly beans… *mutters on*
OH MAN! It looks like the anger issue seminar is over already, dadgumit! Why of all the …. *rambles on*
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No you weren’t!
I wasn’t?
Nope! You were only off by 13 minutes!
The only way I got first post (possibly my first one ever, maybe my second. :-o) was that I noticed that the old thread had been closed so I was just waiting for the new one.
Oh, and GAPAs, the HG2MB smiley section seems to be a little innacurate, since and didn’t seem to be working in 2, even though it says they’re supposed to.
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Hello smiley.
Ahh! What are you going here?
I am here on a mission. You must come with me. And no more questions.
I’m not going with you! Do you think I’m stupid?
You will come with me. Look into my eyes. You are getting sleepy.
I am getting…:neutral: sleepy.
Yes. Now listen to me. You are a member of Mostly Harmless. You read a magazine called Muse. You communicate with other Musers on a website called MuseBlog.
I am a Muser. I read Muse. I am Mostly Harmless.
Yes. Now you will forget that this ever happened. You have always been a Muser. You will be a Muser forever.
I am always a Muser.
Mwahahahahahahha!!
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5 – Now I’m getting really confused….why aren’t the smileys working?
7 – Nice one!
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( 6, 8 ) See the FAQs and the text just above the smiley table on the Hitchhiker’s Guide to MuseBlog.
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9 – Wow. That’s really weird.
That explains why I often see people with *s or _s right above their SSSSs.
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Hi! *implo–*
Oh, no you can’t.
Yes, he can.
No, he can’t–or wait, yes, he can. Darn.
Say, he may not.
Oh yeah, he may not.
He may not, be he also may.
You’ve got a point, there.
But he’s not allowed to!
Says who?
Says I.
So you’re saying you have authority.
Yes.
Uh, oh.
I’M THE ONLY ONE WHO HAS AUTHORITY!!!
Here we go again.
But–
*kills*
*dies* *is dead*
What were we even arguing about, anyway?
If Mr. Green over there can, cannot, may, or may not implode.
*implodes*
*is killed by implosion*
*abruptly enters* Yay, the conflict is resolved!
*bites head off* Mehehehahaha!!!
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Hey everyone!
Guess what?
Look that way!……………….:idea:
All I see is a hot pink bunny. I see those everywhere!
But what if it EATS you?
*doesn’t* I’m nonviolent.
Oh come now, you can’t possibly be telling the truth.
All right, if you say so… but only as a special favor. *eats*
*is dead*
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” *bites head off* ”
But smileys are ALL head!
Am not! I’ve got invisible legs!
No you haven’t. Shut up.
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*lightbulb appears above my head*
….
Now why am I always put in the position of bad guy?
Perhaps because you have a tendency to mind control and or attacks of feasting on innocent smilies.
No I don’t!
Denial also happens quite a lot.
*gasps* You’re right!
And you made the GAPA’s names become useless links!
*:idea: & turn to look at him*
What? I had to put that in somewhere!
*sobs* I even g-get ignored for… *sniff* I’m just the scapegoat!
* and glance at each other*
*:idea: continues wailing*
* pats :idea:’s back*
Dude, you don’t have arms.
Stop it! Both of you! I don’t need your sympathy, *bites :???:’s head off* and stop being cynical! *Bites :evil:’s head off.*
Now I remember why I eat people.
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(10) Yes, it’s a strange glitch in the emoticon subroutines. But you can skip the initial “throwaway” character if you start your SSSS with words, such as a title or a stage direction.
It looks as if this round of SSSSs will continue the time-honored tradition of violence…
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15- Not mine! Mine will continue the time-honored tradition of…*drumroll*…IMPROV GAMES!
*wild cheering*
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15- Violence is funny. That’s why people love these things.
Violence isn’t funny!
Yes, it is. *kills*
Hahahahahahahahahaha funny!
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Yay! Violence! *clapclapclapclap*
Woohoo.
I think all short people should be beaten untill they bleed.
That’s a horribly morbid and narrow minded idea!
Yeah, well you’re fat! Fatty fatty fat poo poo head!
*sobs*
*eats popcorn* Bravo! Bravo! *clapclapclapclap*
That was the most pathetic scene in the world.
*eats everyone* But I liked it.
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And now we will play a game called Corridors.
Audience: *claps enthusiastically*
For this game, we will need two sentences!
Audience: I’ll take strawberry ice cream!
All right, now we need another!
Audience: She jumped off a cliff!
Okay!
To be continued.
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((Note to self- A1, A2, R1. A2, A3, R2. A3, A1, R1. Alternately A1, A2, R1. A2, A3, R2. A3, A4, R1. A4, A1, R2. Got it.))
Let the game begin!
I’ll take a strawberry ice cream cone, please.
I’m sorry, sir, we don’t have any.
How about chocolate?
No, we don’t have any of that either.
Vanilla?
Sorry, sir.
Well, maybe if you would stop reading that book and look, you might find that you have three tubs of Vanilla right behind you!
What did you say?
This place has horrible service! I’m leaving! *exits*
Do we really have vanilla ice cream? *goes through corridor*
To be continued…
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: *mayhem*
IBCF: What’s all this about?
We’re arguing about who’s the hot pinkest.
IBCF: I thought you were all 100% magenta.
Magenta? We’re not magenta! What is magenta, anyway?
IBCF: Magenta is a purplish red color.
Purple? Ew!
IBCF: Disgusting as it might sound, it’s true.
Maybe he’s right.
Never!!! *pies *
* pies *
: *pies* *mayhem*
IBCF: Well, I tried. *leaves*
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Bwaaaaahhhahahahah
I am the weirdest thing here right now!
*grins*
-> Oh. *runs away*
*blows everything up*
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Okay…
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My puppy is lost
I stole him! Ha, ha, ha!
You’re a jerk! Give him back or I’ll call my friends!
Go ahead. I’m not scared of your little friends!
Ahhhh, bunny attack! Take your silly dog!
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24-That reminded me of something:
Toto, I don’t think we’re in Museica anymore…
I’ll get you my pretty, and your little dog too!
Eeek! You will not! *throws water pie*
*melts*
Cut, cut, CUUUUUT! The Wicked Witch of the West is supposed to explode, not melt.
Says you.
Yes, I do say so! And I declare as director that if my actors will not obey me, I shall eat them!
If you eat me, you’re robbing yourself of the five million dollars you paid in my contract.
*shrug* What’s five million dollars to an angry HPB?
Uh-oh.
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Whoops.
Whatever are you blushing for?
I did something silly.
Care to enlighten me?
Actually, no.
How ’bout me? *snicker*
Uh, yeah, well, uh–
*snicker*
*snicker*
*sneaks out*
SNICKERFEST!!!!
and *snickersnickersnicker* *are BFFZ*
And the first-ever documented friendship between a HPB and a normal smiley ended approximately three hours later when ate the last slice of chocolate cake, so irritating that the HPB bit its head off.
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15~ Okay, here you go-a nonviolent SSSS.
“I feel happy to be alive. I love everyone.”
‘Hi, how are you today?”
“Fine. Lets go pick flowers and sing happy songs.”
“Okay! Lets be good friends, I think that would be fun.”
“Yes, let us be friends.”
and “We are so happy to be friends! We are glad to be promoting peace!”
and *pick flowers* *hugs all around*
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27 –
– I love the world!
– I hate the world!
– Why do you hate the world?
– Because I have no friends.
– I’ll be your friend!
– R-really? You would do that for me?
– Of course!
– *:D and go skipping off through a field of daisies*
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27-Though it appears that and have become friends, was simply decieving :mrgreen:…this is what happened later that night…
You should come to my house and play DDR with me!
I love DDR! Thanks so much! You’re my best friend!
Later…
Hi Mr. Green. Let’s play DDR.
*stomp stomp*
*stomp* Aw I missed the arrow.
You’re so awesome.
You are pretty awesome too, but I’m going to eat you anyway. *eats*
*is eaten*
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28/29~ I was joking, because of Robert’s post about SSSSs continuing their tradition of violence.
My SSSS was a stab at a nonviolent SSSS that involved HPBs and Mr. Green, an impossible situation.
I love writing the bunnies as evil, it’s so funny and unexpected. My friend DL thinks I’m insane because I tell her the bunnies are evil. She goes, “Oh Fern, they aren’t. They are so cute“
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If cuteness and evil were mutually exclusive, the world would be a much simpler place.
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| Ohemgee, what are we going to do? MuseBloggers are taking over the world!
|:roll: Nah, they’re mostly harmless. You’ve got nothing to worry about.
|:twisted: Says who? *takes over world*
| I don’t wanna say I told you so… but I told you so.
EDIT: Hay guys.
|:roll: Shut up.
|:idea: Hey! No SSSS shall exist without a bunny!
|:Me: Says who?
|:idea: ONLY the most powerful being on all of MuseBlog. *mind control* You will go back to the scene and write in a bunny.
|:Me: Indeed, master.
|:idea: *giggle*
[Another smiley oddity: some of the typographical ones — like the “8O” you used above — require a space before them to work. The Smiley Gnome fixed the two in your post. –Admin.]
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I’m cute and wonderful love me!
and Why should we?
Because I’m cute and wonder*explodes*
That was most entertaining. What should we do next?
let’s bounce through a field of daisies in antarctica while singing about world piece and climate change.
*everything blows up*
You asked for stupid…
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All hail the Smiley Gnome! En is the reason I exist!
En?
Epicene.
Oh. Hmm… that’s a good plan for world domination! Confuse people with genderless pronouns and take over! Care to join me?
Sure!
No wa–ohmywhatlargeteethyouhave. Uh, sure!
*chuckle*
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Nora forgot the throwaway character.
What are we gonna do?
I dunno!
Simple. Use an hpb.
Hey! We have feelings too! I say we use Mr. Joe!
:oops:, 8O, YEAH!!!! *cheers*
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True story, er, could possibly, no, might have a chance that, nope, uh… story that could be possibly true if it had a remote chance::
*singing* Lalala… *skipping down road*
lalal-*trips & falls*
Oh bl- say now…. *his face is pressed against a couple of boards lying innocently in the road. Faint but distinguishable words are coming from the boards.*
-voice, face yet to be seen- : Welcome to the third meeting of HPB guilt anonymous…
*slaps passing ant* shhh! I’m trying to listen! *:shock*: has remained flat on the ground, ear pressed against boards*
(:shock: assumes it is a :idea:) :idea:1 Who would like to first open up -pause- come now, we’re all sensitive bunnies here!
:idea:2 Well, it seems that we get blamed for most of the senseless violence in this world….
*:shock: is now pushing some boards away from the ground, revealing a hole – the words are clearer now*
:idea:1 Yes, that is true, and we are completely, or partially… a smidgen innocent, right?
*chorus of HPB voices* Yeah!
*can’t help himself* HAhaghpm- (tries to smother laughter)
:idea:2 What was that??
:idea:1 I don’t know?
*An HPB head appears above hole, glances about and locates :shock:!*
:idea:3 I found him!
:idea:1 Sensitive HPBs… attack!!
*the following fight has been ommitted due to senseless violence, and various smiley bits thrown around*
-Later-
:idea:2 I still don’t understand why we’re blamed…
(You asked for stupid!!)
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Why is there so much violence in these?
Because of the HPBs.
Dude, you didn’t know that.
It isn’t fair. Who says they’re evil, anyway?
I do.
, , RUN AWAYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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…██….██
…██….██
…██████
██•••█•••██
…██▄▄██
-Bahahahaha. I am the king of HPBs.
All hail the king of HPBs! *bows*
Ha! Look at the silly little bunnies, calling that big fat bunny their king!
…██….██
…██….██
…██████
██•••█•••██
…██▄▄██
-Insolent whelp. *squishes * Get him out of my sight!
*eats remains of * Bahahahaha!
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Hmm. Where am I. No, wait, I couldn’t care less. *sits down and listens to mp3 player*
Hello!
Hi.
I’ve brought you here to eat your brains!
Splended. Why’d you want ’em anyway? ‘Cuz you have none?
No, because I wan’t your’s.
I see. What do I get in exchange?
Uh, well… you can have a chewed peice of gum, three quarters, and some pocket lint… *takes hand out of pocket and shows to Roll*
I’ll pass on that. Goodbye.
Damn! They always want something from me, and I always forget to bring something interesting!
How can you? You don’t have any arms.
How’d you get here?
Shut up. Answer the question.
Well, uh, I must have arms because I could reach into my pockets.
I don’t like your tone.
I don’t like your face!
*bits Twisted’s head off*
This has been all very fun and such, but can I go home now?
*bits off Roll’s head*
:me: Hey! Roll was me!
I’m gonna let you click Submit, and then I’m gonna bite your head off too.
:me: *whimper*
Hi!
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We have to rescue Beavo!
His house has been invaded by HPBs!
*leads army* *rescues Beavo*
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YEA!
what?
YEA!
i shall morph into a HPB and eat you!
YEA!
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idea: *eats*
:
idea: ha sha- YEA!
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you are stupid
:'( AM NOT
ARE TOO
:'( why???
you can’t make HPB smileys
:'( SHUT UP!
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Little Red Riding Smiley:
Lalalalala
Hello little smiley.
Hi Grandma!
Come here smiley.
*walks to grandma* Grandma what big horns you have!
All the better to..ummm…
Grandma what big eyes you have!
All the better to see you with!
*materializes in room* *exists*
*in unison* Oh my what pink fur you have!
You were supposed to say I have big teeth! Oh well I’m just going to eat you anyway. *eats*
*get eaten*
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What’s the ” ” for?
I think it shows excitment or strong emotion.
Oh, that’s nice.
BOO!
* becomes * *runs*
*runs faster*
*pounces*
*kills*
Well, that was a gruesome spectacle.
*mind control*
*becomes * Drool…
Bahahahahaha!
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Stupid Senseless Smiley Stories say something silly, seeming sibilantly savage. Sssssssss…
8o I wrote a sentence entirely of words beginning with the same letter!
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Cool! I’m rescued!
*badword*
Fuhahaha.
*eats Grin*
Hello all.
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45 – *gasp* There used to be an alliteration thread. I haven’t thought about it in ages, though…-runs back to check-
| HEY! You’re not allowed to post on this thread without having a Stupid Senseless Smiley Story in your post!
| Really?
| Um, duh.
| Why?
| Because this is the Stupid Senseless Smiley Story thread. Duh.
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Know what? Plot twist.
MUAHAHAHA!!!
Eh?
It’s an evil laugh. Don’t bother me, I’m practicing. MUAHAHAHAAA!!!!
Okay, I’m getting sick of this.
MUAHAH–Shut up.
*eats*
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Bwahahahaha!
Eh, shut up.
But I’m trying to do my evil laugh!
You’re doing it all wrong. You should go: MUAHAHAHA!!!
That laugh sucked! Mine was better!
*mind control*
* becomes * Drool… Yours was…better…drool…
Thank you. MUAHAHAHA!!!
Shut up! *eats *
Hi! *implodes*
*is killed by implosion*
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(Twilight Zone theme music)
(Rod Serling) We take you to a place, another dimension not only of sight and sound, but of mind. A place of things and ideas, a place between the pit of Man’s fears, and the summit of his knowledge. A place where… there is an SSSS without… a HPB.
….
*doodles around a bit*
*hums*
I’m going to be ruler of the world! MWAHAHAHAHA *choke* HAH-*sputter* haha… *chokes* *dies*
*raises an eyebrow and continues to putter*
I’m a zomb- *implodes*
*sits down and boredly waits*
Dude, I am such a teenager, I have like an-*gets killed by MP3 explosion*
*sighs*
Why is the world round? Why do we have chickens? Are kiwis green? Where do bab- *brain overloads and is now dead*
*sighs again*
….
(Rod Serling) Thank you for watching… the Twilight Place…
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SPOKANE
March 22
2008
Lunchtime
(Alice) *walks up to two people* Hello! Are you IBCF and Cat’s Meow?
(Random People) Er…no.
(Alice) Oh! Sorry!
(IBCF) Hi! Are you Alice or Cat’s Meow?
(Alice) I’m Alice. Are you IBCF?
(IBCF) Yeah!
(Alice) Hi.
(IBCF) Hi.
*awkward silence*
(Cat’s Meow) Hello. Are you IBCF and Alice?
(IBCF) Yup!
(Alice) Are you Cat’s Meow?
(Meow) Yeah!
(Alice) Hi.
(IBCF) Hi.
(Meow) Hi.
*awkward silence*
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There’s peanut butter in your shoe.
AHHHHH! GET IT OUT GET IT OUT GET IT OUT! *hops around manically*
Fuhahaha.
That was mean.
That was obvious.
Dude. He’s an HPB.
Is that gramatically correct? Supposedly, “an” is only used when there’s a vowel. But “aich” sounds like a vowel, so why can’t it have “an”? What if I’m wrong? What if my watch stops? What if a safe falls on me when I’m flirting with Maryl Streep? What if she gets a hickie?
You worry too much, dude. And sense when do you worry about hickies?
Ever since he gave one to his grandmother.
You guys are stupid.
And you’re an idiot.
Dude! You said “an”!
He was supposed to.
Yeah, ‘dude’.
Dude. You make fun, and Michael Jackson will smite you.
Mmkay.
I STILL HAVE PEANUT BUTTER IN MY SHOE!
It was a joke.
THAN WHAT’S THIS? *pulls bag of peanut butter out of shoe*
Fuhahaha!
Fuhahaha!
*both* Fuhahaha! Ooh, tsss.
This is so dumb. I’m leaving. *leaves*
Leaves? How do you spell that? Is it leaves like the plural of leaf?
Shut up.
Dude–
You too. Shut up. *leaves*
Hey! Remember Michael Jackson’s prophecy, dude! *follows*
Where do I go? How do I leave? LEAVE! *brain boils and explodes*
Mm. Disisgoodpeanudbudder.
Ha! Your mouth is stuck.
Ohdoh. Helbbeee.
This is boring now. *vanishes in a puff of blue smoke*
Yeah, me too. I’m to tired to bite off your pathetic head.
*sits down* Ibbored. Buddisgoodpeanudbudder.
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50-That was weird. I will not be able to sleep tonight because I’ll be dreaming about a SSSS without an HPB is lurking outside my window.
Karinnnnnnn…..We are coming for youuuuuuu
Groannnnnnnn
We want to eat your brainnnnnnn
I am not an HPB……….
ME: *wakes up* AHH! I just had a horrible dream!
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Aw, poop. *summons HTML Gnome from HTML thread*
Some help here, please?
:htmlgnome: Sure thing! *fixes*
:audience: *cheers* Yay! The glitch has been fixed!
:htmlgnome: *bows*
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SPOKANE
March 22
2008
Lunchtime
*MBers go to subway*
(IBCF) Um, okay. What do you want to talk about?
(Alice) Er, I don’t know.
(Meow) I don’t know either.
(IBCF) Er, yeah. Okay then. *nervous chuckle*
(Alice) *nervous chuckle*
(Meow) *nervous chuckle*
*awkward silence*
*subs arrive* *eat*
(Alice) This food is good.
(IBCF) Yes, it is.
(Meow) I agree.
*awkward silence*
, , : *sigh*
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Now this is depressing. We should make them a little more hopeful.
That’s why we bring Muses. So that we can read them and break the ice.
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Plaword! WriBle. (A Play of Few Words! Written in Ble.)
Sceteenout. (Scene: Teen’s house, hanging out with friends.)
Drap (Dramatis Personae): 
Whaddo? (What do you want to do?)
Dunwhaddo? (I dunno, what do you want to do?)
Wa. (Let’s take a walk.)
Sr. (Sure.)
Sr.
*wasree* (They walk down the street.)
Hi.
Wh? (Why are you green?)
B. (Because.)
Hi.
Hi.
Hi.
Awplap! (Awkward platypus!!! [This is an expression used to break the ice during an “awkward moment”. -Ed.])
Nod. (No duh.)
Fn. (Fin.)
HPB! (Whoa! Look at that–there was no HPB in this story!)
Blefm. (Ble is a language invented by Muse magazine, said to save energy by using as few facial muscles as possible.)
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56 – Hmm, yeah. We need to do something to break the ice.
Which brings up another question…what are we going to DO all day?
-moves conversation back to Kokonvention thread so we don’t take over every other thread-
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56- Okay, then…
SPOKANE
March 22
2008
After Lunchtime
(IBCF) I’m bored.
(Alice) Me too.
(Meow) Yeah.
MBers: *bored* *sigh*
(IBCF) Fortunately, I brought my entire Muse collection. Let me go get it. *goes to car* *gets Muses* *comes back* *reads*
(Alice) Yay! *reads*
(Meow) *reads*
MBers: *happy*
Parents: *bored* *sigh*
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57~ That was in my first issue of Muse, and probably one of my all time favorite first pages.
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59 – I’ll bring my collection too, okay?
Maybe we should go see a movie or something…or have some sort of activity planned besides reading Muses, because I don’t think we could do that for the entire time.
60 – Notscape! And Screamazon.
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61- Yeah. A movie sounds good. *thinks* Something like that.
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THE ADVENTURES OF MISTER GREEN, PART 9
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*discovers brown liquid on table* Hmm… wonder-what-thisa-thingy-is.Ehh boi…*drinks*
HEY~ WHAT ARE YOU DOING THAT’S MY COFFEE! ugh i really do hate mondays…
*upon taking a microscopic sip* mmmmmm GASP laaaaAAAAAAAH YAYAYAYAYAY HYPER YAY HYPER JUICE AHAHALOLHAHLOLHAHLO WHEE!!!!!!!!ooooh busbusbusbusbusbus MUST take bus whahahahahaha!* smashes through glass*
: cry shopkeeper) aw hey that was my new door! didn’t this happen yesterday…?
AT THE BUS STOP…
HITHEREHITHEREHIHIHIHI DO YOU LIKE THE BUS I LIKE THE BUS GOOD BUS FUN BUS WHEE BUS WHEEEEEE!
:idea:( in disguise) 8) umm.. hi there.
DOYALIKEEMDOYALIKEBUSESHUH?!
8) i gues.. say would you fancy a piece of.. candy? * pulls a small radioactive rock from folds of oddly pink skin/fur*
*eyes glazed, rocking on heels* YESSSSSSSSSS.
8) ok then here.
*reaches for candy and collapses from nervous exhaustion* Z z z Z z z Z z z Z z z
Foiled again. * is hit by a bus* Ow. THat hurt.
*looks around and sees nothing but a pink ink blot* Ehh.. where my candiezezez?
FIN
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Hi!
Hi!
Will this story be violent?
Probably.
Then why are we smiling instead of screaming and running away from ?
Because isn’t around.
Oh. That is good.
Yes, it is.
Let’s end this story before something strange and violent happens.
Too late! *shoots self*
Okay, that was random.
*story ends*
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30- Your name is Fern? *Stores information for own twisted purposes*
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(Ignorant person) Oooh! The cute widdle pink bunny wabbit! Does the cute widdle pink bunny wabbit want a carrot? *holds out carrot*
*bites hand off*
(Ignorant person) AAAAAH!
Mehehahahaha…
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Recent happenings on MB:
Yay MB!
Hi I am January. I’m incredibly depressing.
No don’t be sad!
But I’m January, I have to be sad.
No! I love you!
*cries* Awww I didn’t know you cared about me so much!
*pies* *hugs*
I love MB!
*hugs more*
*MB hugfest*
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67- That’s disturbingly true…
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65~ Yes, what sort of devious plans do you have for my name? Or do I want to know?
——–
“Okay HPBs, you guys keep insulting us green emoticons and we’re sick of it.”
:idea:s *snigger* “Whell, what are you going to do about it? It’s not as though you are smart enough to put a stop to it.”
“Like that! You are so mean, why dont you just lay off of us?”
“Uuh, because we’re not stupid and green?”
“Well, maye being green is better that being pink! I would sure hate to mistaken for a cute little easter bunny all the time like you all are.”
“Emoticon, I grow weary of your presence. Begone.”
*explodes*
“Yessss…….”
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Yes. ‘Tis.
*ring*
Best Buy can I help you.
Hey my name is Young J Sue I have a question!
Uh huh!
Do you guys sell play station for car?
Not for the car, no.
How much it cost for play station?
One hundred and twenty nine dollars.
Is that for one two or twee?
Two, three isn’t out yet.
Twee isn’t out? When will it be out?
Not for dakldjaoida.
How many yea?
A couple months.
Couple months… do you guys sell play station uno?
No we don’t.
Play station two… is that the black color one?
I’m sorry?
What?
I’m sorry?
You’re sorry for what?
I can’t understand you, sorry.
What? What was I say? You have play station two…what?
Yes.
Why so black?
We have play station two in black, it only comes in black.
My friend have play station two in white color.
That’s play station one.
You say you don’t sell play station one.
I know.
Then what you say?
We sell play station two, only in black.
But my friend have white!
That’s the old one.
But you don’t have the old play station!
Lemme transfer you…
Okay transfer me please!
*ring*
Hello?
Is this the play station department?
No, this is appliances.
I asked for play station and mister said he would transfer me!
Okay. It may have been something where he was just busy and didn’t pick up… let me transfer you…
Can I talk to you? I have one quick question.
Iiiii, might be able to answer it.
Okay you guys sell play station?
Uh, the origional play station or two?
Three!
That one’s not out yet.
When will it be out?
We don’t have a release date for it.
How about play station uno?
I’m not sure how much it costs, but it’s online at —.com.
How you get to it?
Uh, you go on the internet to —-.com.
You need computeerrrr?
Yes.
I don’t think I own one, but I have stereo. Stereo work?
Yea it probably should.
Stereo? What you do?
I don’t know.
You guys sell rollerblade?
No.
Yes?
No.
This goes on and on, but I won’t post it…
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Oh, lord.
What?
I need the Smiley Gnome! HELP ME!
:smileygnome: TO THE RESCUE!
Please?
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The word of the Day is: Explode!
Hi I like making smileys explode.
Why do you want to make smileys *explodes*
Mwahahaha!
I don’t want to *explodes*
I’m too happy! You can’t make me *explodes*
MWAHAHAHAHA!
Hi guys why does everyone keep *explodes*
I know why you keep *explodes*
They aren’t allowed to say *explodes*
MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
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69- You don’t want to know *coughactuallyIhavenocluecough* *coughyetcough*
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Shall I implode or shall I explode?
☺ Implode.
Explode.
Both.
Neither.
☺ Neither? Neither is boring! *pies*
I say neither because this whole imploding-exploding is getting old. *pies back*
It never gets old. *kills *
Um, so what should I do?
☺ Implode!
Explode! *pies ☺*
☺ *pies *
Both, because it will stop their annoying bickering.
Eh, I feel like imploding. *implodes*
☺ Yay! *clapclapclapclapclap*
* becomes * Hey!!! I wanted him to explode!
☺ Who cares what you want? *pies*
*pies ☺*
Okay, I’m tired of this. *mind control*
*☺ and become and :mrgreen* Drool…
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We Like Pie:
Look into my eyes…
*look*
You like pie…
We like pie…*all become mrgreen* We like pie…*drool*
Don’t drool on me! *kills*
*get killed* *are dead*
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and Bahahaha! We will take over the world!
Sure.
Not so. I will take over the world.
and What are you doing here, rodent? This is our lair.
Not this again.
*kills * Rodent? I’m a LAGOMORPH!!!
and Rodent, lagomorph, whatever you are, get out of here!
What if I want to stay?
and Then we will destroy you! Mwahahahahaa!
This is so corny. Evil masterminds fighting against hot pink bunnies?
Shaddup. I thought I just killed you. *kills* *turns to and * You have no idea who you’re dealing with.
and Oh, yeah? Well, watch this!!! *clone themselves*
BAHAHAHAA!
This is so old. *yawn*
*shoots with bazooka* *mind control*
*clones become * Drool…
Bahahahaha!
and Wow! Mr. bunny, would you like to join us in world conquest?
This is totally copied from TNO’s SSSS. Been there, done that.
*mauls * *eats innards* “Mr.”? No way, you suck ups! *pies*
and *pies*
x14: *pies*
*pies*
*disrupts ‘s molecular structure* *mind control*
* and become and * Drool…
Bahahahaha!
Everyone: *is suddenly destroyed because this is illegally copied from TNO’s story*
IBCF: *is forced to pie self with spike pie*
As I was saying, this whole thing is totally stupid.
IBCF: *kills and doesn’t let him come back to life*
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Whoo boy. These are so addictive.
“I like my solitude. I hate being around others.”
“Hi, how are you?”
“Oh, never better.”
“You take pleasure then, in my presence?”
“Yea, so much asyou may take upon a knife’s point and choke a daw withal. You have no intelligence signore, fare ye well.”
“Huh? But I thought you were happy I was here?”
“That was sarcasm. Gosh, you really as stupid as they say.”
“Oh, why don;tyou both just explode? You annoy me to no end.”
and *explode*
“Hey, that was funny! Do it again!”
“Fine.”
*explodes*
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Oh, I was going to add in my last post, Sorry Will….
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It is not January now!
YAY January is over! Now we can all be happy again!
Yay I’m so happy!
It’s not January yay!
I’m bursting at my seams with joy!
I’m so happy I could explode!
It would be my pleasure!
*explode*
*fixes period button* That was a bit too jovial for me.
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No posts for a while…
There haven;t been any posts for a few days.
AHH NO MORE PIE WAR!
Mhm. It was too violent or something.
Too violent?
OMG
Yeah. Something about people making nuclear pie bombs or something.
PIE BOMBS?!?!?!?!
Gee. Why would anyone on here need a bomb?
I don’t know. They better not be trying to replace me!
and *explode*
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*HPB AND MR. JOE TALK ABOUT POST 80*
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That was not violent Enough for me. Blow up, Mr. Joe.
implode or explode?
either, Mr. Joe, Either.
*explodes* *peaces implode*
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I’m tired of all your arguing about whether Mr. Green should implode, explode, both, or neither, so I have brought in multiple Mr. Greens in to satisfy everyone.
: Hi!
☺ Yay!
Yay!
Yay!
Nay!
Nay?
No! I only want one Mr. Green to implode/explode/neither/both!
Er, that’s not possible.
Why one?
Because that’s the way I feel! If you don’t like it, then it’s your problem!
☺, and : No! We want four Mr. Greens! *pies*
*pies*
: Yay! Pie war! *pies*
This is idiotic. *mind control*
* becomes * Drool…
☺ Okay, can we get on with this now?
Yeah, hurry up!
Okay! *implodes*
*explodes*
*does both*
*does neither*
, , ☺: Yay!
☺ Hey, there’s one last Mr. Green! Make him implode!
No, explode!
Neither.
☺ No way! *pies*
*pies*
*pies*
*pies*
I can’t take this anymore. *bites everyone’s head off*
☺ How does that work? We’re all head!
Oh. So it would be more accurate to describe it as “eating you whole”. *eats ☺ whole* Bahahahahaha!!!
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Beavo. I shall smite you for not being on here in a while.
Beavo: Okay.
*smites Beavo*
Beavo: Ow.
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Lunch…
I’m hungry.
would you like some choklit?
No. I’m not in the mood for choklit.
Pizza?
I don’t really want pizza either, but I’m so hungry!
I know! *whisperwhisper*
Of course! That’s my favorite food, actually.
What’s your favorite food?
We can make it for you.
Oh you don’t need to make it. *eats :smile:*
Hey! Mr. Joe why did you tell him to eat the smile?!
Oh dear, I mustn’t leave anyone out. *eats :grin:* I’m still hungry.
I’ll get some more smileys…
Oh no. I haven’t had dessert yet! *eats :mrgreen:*
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AHHHH!
Shut up! What’s wrong? Like I care.
THIS THREAD IS ALMOST DEAD! AHHHH!
Hold on. For once in my life, I think I’ll do something to make someone happy. You might want to plug your ears…
? *plugs ears*
HEYYYYYYYYYYYY! GET OVER HERE, DANGIT!
Everyone: Okay. *comes to the SSSS*
Beavo: Really, you better. Or else.
Yeah! And now, I gave you something. Give me something back.
Like what? *backs away*
How about your head?
NO! I’ll give you my jar of dirt!
*bites head off*
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HA!
what?
nothing…
Hey, stop looking at me like tha… ( turns in to a
*kills
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Hello!
Aaaah! It’s an HPB!!! *starts running*
No, not this time. I won’t kill you! See, I brought you aplets and cotlets. Do you want one?
Aplets and cotlets? Okay!
Here you are. But you can only have one. I’m saving the rest for my friends.
Okay, then… Hm, I think I’ll have an aplet.
You sure? You only get one, remember?
I’ll have a cotlet, then.
Why a cotlet? Aplets are good. They taste like, well, apples.
So I should have an aplet?
Well, cotlets are good too. It’s your choice.
Well, I er…uh…cotlet…aplet…
And only one.
…cotlet…aplet…cotlet…aplet…Arrgh! *dies*
Bahahahaha! *eats all of the aplets and cotlets*
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Secret Meeting of the Smileys
I still can’t believe the HPBs are evil! They’re so cute!
Um, everyone knows they are evil. Duh.
But they really are cute!!
We should befriend one! Let’s give it a present!
* becomes *
I like presents!
* becomes *
We didn’t get it yet!!
Fine, I’ll get my own present… YOU!
and NOOOOOOO!!!! *are eaten*
*eats and *
and *are eaten*
THE END
Yay! My first SSSS! It’s not that great, but I hope it works!
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Dang, I messed up with the italics. I knew something would go wrong!
P.S. sorry about the double post…
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Yay! Daisy*chain’s VERY FIRST SSSS!
*applesause*
I don’t like it.
You don’t like anything.
You’ve got a point.
I know that.
Hmm. *bites :neutral:’s head off*
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Yay for Daisy*chain’s first SSSS!
Everyone: *clapclapclapclapclapclap*
*explodes*
Yay! Fireworks! *dances*
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☺: For years, we have been opressed by the tyranical rule of the big smilies!
☻♥♣◘○◙♂♀♪☼↕‼¶§▬↨↓∟↔▲▼: Yeah!
☺: We’ve been tormented and trod upon! Hardely even been noticed!
☻♥♣◘○◙♂♀♪☼↕‼¶§▬↨↓∟↔▲▼: YEAH!
☺: Well, I’m tired of it! I say we join up and fight them! Make them pay for crushing us into a pulpy substance! We’ll turn them into a pulpy substance!
☻♥♣◘○◙♂♀♪☼↕‼¶§▬↨↓∟↔▲▼: *cheer*
☺: They might be 3 times bigger then us, but size doesn’t matter when it comes to courage and heart!
☻♥♣◘○◙♂♀♪☼↕‼¶§▬↨↓∟↔▲▼: Yay!
☺: TINY SYMBOLS, CHAAARGE!!!
☻♥♣◘○◙♂♀♪☼↕‼¶§▬↨↓∟↔▲▼: AARGH! *charge*
*steps on ☺☻♥♣◘○◙♂♀♪☼↕‼¶§▬↨↓∟↔▲▼*
Oops. Yuck! *wipes pulpy substance off foot*
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Here’s an actual conversation (if you an call it that) I had with my friend whilst sledding the other day…on iced over snow….heading very quickly for a huge trash pile.
(Katie) “We’re heading for that trash pile!!!!”
“No we’re not!!”
“YES WE ARE!!!!”
“Oh, dang.”
*:eek: and skid to a stop several inches from thrash pile and fall out of sled.*
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Hey people! We really need Round-Robin Smiley writers!!!
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Gimme a link, I’m to lazy to find it on my own.
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https://musefanpage.com/blog/?p=1104
there hopefully, that will work. It probably won’t, because I don’t know how to make links…
paste it into your address bar then.
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Here is something I put in the Muse Academy blog, but I’ll put the best part of it here:
1st “When shall we three meet again, in thunder, lightining or in rain?”
2nd “When the hurlyburly’s done, when the MuseBlog back has come!”
3rd “that will be ere the set of sun.”
1st “Where the place?”
2nd “Upon the ‘net.”
3rd “There our feindish plans to set.”
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Easter Morning at Nora’s House (a true story)
Hahaha! We shall hide in a cardboard box, cleverly disguised as Marshmallow Peeps, and then jump out and conquer the world! No one will ever suspect! *hide*
(Nora): *wakes up* *goes downstairs*
(Nora’s parents): Happy Easter! We got you some candy as an easter present.
: Oh, cool! Wait. What are those HPBs doing there?
s: Uh-oh.
: *crams HPBs into mouth and chews*
: Eh… what are you doing?
: Mmmph mph mmh *swallows* take over the world if you don’t eat them quickly, duh.
: *funny look*
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98- *cracks up*
HAHAHAHAHAHOHOHEEHEEHEEHEE!!!
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93 – Heeeey…I got HPB Peeps too!
It’s a conspiracy!
…
GO HPBS!
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Huh, I only got some yellow tulip peeps. And those I discreetly “forgot” at grandma’s house. I’ll eat one or two, but after that they’re hard to take.
But HPBs are pretty awesome.
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(Narrator) Once upon a time there was a–
Make this a story about me or else!
(Narrator) –little . . . hot-pink bunny . . . whom everyone called HPB, because she was one. She lived–
Hurry up.
(Narrator) So she went into the deep dark forest and she met a wolf and it said Hello little HPB where are you going and she said I’m going to Granny’s and it’s just that way and the wolf said Here why don’t hypnotize some of these mindless zombie slaves sitting by the path and HPB said Okay and the wolf ran away fast and ate up her Grandma and–
*cries* Poor Granny . . . I don’t like this story.
(Narrator) Ah . . . well . . . it’s essential to the plot, see . . .
*throws Narrator in the dungeon*
(Narrator) AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*chuckles evilly*
MUCH LATER
You must tall me 1,001 stories or else you will die!
(Narrator) What, like Scheherezade?
Whatever. As long as they have HPBs.
(Narrator) Yessir. Once upon a time, there were three HPBs, named named HPB#1, HPB#2, and HPB#3. One day their mother (HPB#24 the Second) told them that they would have to go out into the world and build homes for themselves…
#1 That’s stupid.
#24 the Second I’m bigger than you. You will do as I say.
Yes mother.
(Narrator) So they went out into the world to look for good places to make homes…
#1 Oh look, there is a man with a load of straw. *hops up*
(Man w/ LOS) Hello.
#1 Give me your straw.
Why?
#1 Just do it.
What if I don’t want to?
#1 *zombifies* Give me your straw!
(Man w/ LOS (zombified)) Yes master. *gives straw*
#1 Now make me a nice house.
Yess massster…
HPB#2 saw a man with a load of sticks.
#2 Man with load of sticks! Give me your sticks!
(Man w/ LOS) No way.
:idea #2 *summons up x 20* Get him!
x 20 *attacks*
*gives sticks*
x20 *makes house*
(Narrator) The third HPB saw a man with a load of bricks…
HPB #3 Hi. I want those bricks.
(Man w/ LOB) Take ’em.
#3 Make me a house.
Fine. *makes house*
#3 That was way too easy…
OK. More later.
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Okay, once upon a time, there was a —
DIE, MR. JOE! DIE!!!
Um, I’m not Mr. Joe. I’m Mr.
JOE!!!!!!!! YOU HATE GEORGE LUCAS, J.K. ROWLING, AND J.R.R. TOLKIEN!!!!!!!!!!!
No, I don’t.
YES, YOU DO!!!! *burns Mr. Green at the stake*
Um, more later, I guess…
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I think I’m going to go on a stroll outside today. *does so*
♫La, de da, de da…♫
Hold it right there.
Oh, dang. Now my life is over.
Yeah, that’s a pretty accurate way to describe it.
Wait, before you zombifie me or bite my head off or whatever, could you sign my last will and testament with this fountain pen? I need a witness.
Oh, no. I’ve watched my share of Looney Tunes. That “pen” is really a lighted stick of dynamite that will blow me to smithereens while you make your getaway, right?
Since when do bunnies watch Looney Tunes?
That’s irrelevant. Now, where was I? Oh yeah, killing you. *does s–*
No, no, wait! Please sign my will! Here, this pen is real. Not a dynamite stick.
I’m not supposed to show pity, but, whatever. *signs* And don’t think this means I’m not going to kill you.
Oh, no, I never had that notio–*looks at signature* Your name is William?
Um, yeah. I have a name. Is there a problem with that?
Er, no.
Good. *kills* *maniacal laughter*
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HAHAHA
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Mehehehahaha… It’s fun to be evil and plot to take over the world.
(William) Mehehehahaha… It’s even funner to be an HPB and plot to take over the world.
Why is that?
(William) Because we won’t be zombie slaves. *mind control*
* becomes * Drool…I am now your slave. Your wish is my command.
(William) I don’t like you. I wish for you to implode.
Okay. *implodes*
(William) Bahahahahahahaha!
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☺ Whee! I like watching zombies implode!
(William) Where did you come from?
☺ I dunno.
(William) Go away.
☺ Good idea. *commences to exit*
(William) Or, on second thought, stay here…I have something for you…
☺ Like what?
(William) You’ll see…Just come closer…
*sounds of screaming and demonic laughter*
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Continuing…
Mwahahahaha!!! I am fireproof!!!
Dang.
*gets HPB friend*
*eats *
*high-fives *
More later, I’m tired…
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Ha! The hpbs have all died and have been replaced with Mickey shadows!
Hehe, so much for those useless bunnies that took over last year. No more of that, I say.
Mwahaha, I have taken a new form.
Dangit. And tomorrow, I’ll even be a hot pink bunny. When will I do old Walt any justice?
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The Mickeys are weird.
No, we are awesome!
No. You’re just weird.
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…██….██
…██….██
…██████
██•••█•••██
…██▄▄██
Waah! I’m the only bunny left! And I’m red! There’s no more pink bunnies! Just those stupid s!
Actually, there’s one left. On the last thread, remember?
…██….██
…██….██
…██████
██•••█•••██
…██▄▄██
Yay! Thank you! *hugs *
*is crushed*
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In Firefox, the s are still HPBs. Or at least they are for me.
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And now they’re Mickeys…
That’s pretty cool.
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I’m on Internet Explorer for only this thread. I have to admit, this is pretty cool.
But I still see no shrinking comment boxes.
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Bahahahaha. We are now HPBs again. Fear us.
Drat. I like the Mickeys better.
Well, that’s really just too bad. *mind control*
Drool…
Bahahahaha!
Drool…
Bahahahaha!
Drool…
Bahahahahahahahahaha!
*implodes*
*die*
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Mwahahaha! I’m an HPB!
Arrrgh!
No, don’t worry–I’m actually wearing a mask. *pulls off mask*
*is revealed to be *
Whew! You scared me!
But this isn’t really me. I’m actually–*pulls off mask*
*is revealed to be * MWAHAHAHAHA!
Ooo, that’s scary. But did you know I’m actually wearing a mask?
Really?
Yeah. I’m really–*pulls off mask* *is revealed to be *
Whee! *implodes*
*dies*
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Oh, carp. It’s one of those HPBs. I’d better disguise myself. *disguises self as *
Muahahahaha! I eat helpless smilies for lunch! Hey you, have you seen any smileys?
Who, me? Nope. None around here.
Oh, really? *pulls off ‘s mask* *reveals to be *
Oh, dang, you’ve got me. But you’re actually–*reveals to be *
*reveals to be *
*reveals to be *
*reveals to be *
*reveals to be *
*eats * Muahahahahahaha!
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I likes to kill threads?
This thread is not dead!
Prove it!
I will. Just you wait this thread will soon be revived.
To hug a book…read with clean hands
I hate guest appearances. We were talking about your reviving this thread and in he comes, in he barges, I should say, with a stupid senseless line!
That’s his business, not yours. And I will revive this thread, just you wait!
Naw, you won’t. You’re nothing but a lousy biped.
And you’re nothing but a flashy rabbit with a discolored hide. You’re nothing but a genetically modified organism.
I made a blooper.
I knew it! These diversions are your idea, you want to distract me.
Nuh huh!
Prove it!:
How?
I dunno. Revive this thread?
You know what, miserable groveling bunny *ducks to avoid bunnification*, I will!
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And now for the incredibly rhyming SSS
This is gonna be the best!
Yeah, they sure are funny.
I am a bunny.
We know!
Wow.
This was going to be about trees…
No, we said bumblebees..
I hate my skis.
I will take over this thread
Young man, go to bed!
Do you like my shades?
Fear the infamous hpb raids.
Everyone be quiet. We need to plan.
You be quiet, man,
This is coming out very bad.
Now, you’ve gone and made me sad.
Well, this is the end, so be glad!
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I am resolved to save this thread.
Never!
Its a point of personal pride. This thread will be saved wether you infernal bunny rabbits want it to be or not.
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Please come post here or I will suffer.
you abominable bluffer.
No, really, I swear its true.
I don’t believe anything coming from you.
No, don’t die, thread, no no no.
I am going to call the popopo
it was only four posts in a row
four is three too many, you know.
I didn’t mean to do any harm.
I should send you to the crazy farm.
:crazy: Look who’s talking, Mr. Demonic smile.
If I were you, I wouldn’t rile (me).
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I need a double cheeseburger and hold the lettuce
don’t be frontin son, no seeds on the bun
we be up in this drive thru , order for two
i got a cravin for a number 9 like my shoe
we need some chicken up in here
in this dizzle
foshizzle my nizzle
extra salt on the frizzle
dr pepper my brotha
anotha for your motha
double double supersize and don’t forget the fries
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124 –
Don’t… ever… do… that… again.
Why not?
Because then I will kill you.
No you won’t!
Then I’ll eat your hat.
Bite me.
Okay, I will. *bites )
Woah.
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Smileys talk about food.
I prefer to brood.
I like to attack.
That’s ’cause you are wack!
I prefer fava beans *eats fava beans*
If you forget the iodine-fortified salt…
What? What are you gonna do to me? Huh?
Unleash the wrath of my evil twin Zappo and his fearsome HPB army!
Did somebody call my name? I like Monopoly.
Me too!
Speaking of witch, Zapponia, where is my Pokemonopoly!
Uh, I shattered it into a thousand pieces, because I worried that you were addicted.
You did what?
Look, I am feeling a little neglected over here. Please save your marital disputes for some other time.
Stop it with the incestuous mind, man, she’s my sister.
Unfortunately…
What’s that suppoused to mean…
Please shop sifting the focus away from me and my luxurious green hide.
You hate having the focus taken from you! Imagine what it’s like for me. I had a wonderful rhyme planned out and you came butting in to talk about fava beans.
Well, finish it. I am off to play Bunnopoly.
Quitter!
Same to you with the knobs on.
Adieu! Parting is more of a sweet than a sorrow right about now!
Humph! I second that vehemently. I am *going off in a huff*
Yeah! Me too. And I’ll be asking for a refund.
Huzzah, we can finally finish our beautiful piece of epic poetry.
No way! My contract has expired. I am off!
Nooooo!
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Hello.
You die.
Say what?
I SAID, you die.
I don’t feel like it.
Exactly.
*bites everybody’s head off*
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I have 90 menagerie points, 48 babirusa points, 17 creativity ceylons, 6.8742937701862 punxsutawney points, 13 platypus points, 100000700 perception pikelets, 3.14159 piepoints, 4389 wung points, 3.0000000000000000000000000000000000001 spdzk points, 1 point-for-the-sake-of-having-a-point point, a crayfish, 25000 mackerel points, 54321 B-day points, and 2 pennies!
Who cares? *eats*
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I good at HTML!
Who cares? *eats*
I know how to take over the world!
Who cares? *eats*
I know what 1+1 is! 17!!!
Who cares? *eats*
I like fruit!
Who cares? *eats*
I know the heimlich maneuver!
Who cares? *eats* *chokes* *suddenly wishes he cared* *dies*
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Hello.
My, that was random.
Yes, I know.
So… why did you do it?
I felt like it.
Okay then…
Hi.
WHAT??? WHY ARE YOU PEOPLE BEING SO NICE??? *kills everyone*
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I feel jubilant!
I feel like a fava bean…with ears!
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MR. GREEN!!
*random*
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I smell bananas!
Yay! *kills everyone*
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I smell plantains!
Yay! *kills everyone*
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Homework is the most evilest thing ever!
I am far worse.
Prove it then.
If you insist. *eats* That good enough for you?
*revives momentarily* You forgot to provide a citation and bibliography (in MLA format) for where you learned to bite. WIthout it, your assertions are essentially groundless.
*bites again* Snap!
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I am maniacal and diobolical and evil and I have nobody to vent my evilness on.
How about me?
You’ll do! *bites*
Ouch.
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Cherries are bad.
I like them!
Stuff it.
Wrong answer. *blows up the sun*
Aw, you blew up the sun!
Stuff it.
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My shades are cool.
Not anymore they aren’t! *bites*
No. The demise of my shades is difficult to watch!
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(Is horseback riding)
8) My shades are even cooler! Now I just need to get them off into my pocket…. *glasses fall onto track*
*stomps on glasses, crushing them to a million pieces*
HOW COULD YOU?
*snorts and keeps going*
URGH!
8) Atleast i have my hat still! *Fumbles with it, it falls*
*crushes it until it is buried in the dirt*
YOU DID IT AGAIN!
*whinnies and breaks into a trot, goes faster and faster*
Stop before I fall off too!
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139- BUNNYBACK RIDING???
Stuff it.
Okay. *stuffs mouth* Howsch disch?
*kills*
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I have to go…do stuff.
Finally, I can be left in peace!
You wish *bites*. You didn’t honestly think I’d leave you without a parting gift, did you?
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Introducing the totally flamambablous rhyming smiley story
Is it going to be gory?
It is not!
Thanks a lot (sarcastically)?
Whatever do you mean?
Of gore I am the queen, without it I don’t want to be seen.
Well then, don’t appear!
You are making me shed a tear!
I’m sorry I didn’t want to be mean.
I wish I were a fava bean.
This concludes tonight’s program. For mental treatment please call 1800 Mr. Green wants to be a fava bean. Thank you for your time.
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I feel sadistic and violent.
You are sadistic and violent.
That’s true.
I like fava beans.
We’ve established that fact.
A little repetition can’t hurt?
YES IT CAN!
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Nyeeeeheeheeheehehe!
Holy bananas, a whinnying bunny!
What’s it to you?
Holy bananas, a TALKING whinnying bunny! Hey talking whinnying bunny, wanna see me do a magic trick?
Well, I have nothing better to do.
*pulls quarter out of ‘s ear*
Whoa! Do it again! Do it again!
No.
*kills*
I’ve got fava beans.
I’ll buy them off you for… uh… a dead ?
Done!
Little does he know, they are magical fava beans. *plants* Grow, my little beans, grow! *climbs beanstalk* Wow, I can see Galactic Sector ZZ 9 Plural Z Alpha from here! *loses balance*
*catches *
You’ve saved my life. As a reward, I’ll eat you. *eats* Ah, refreshing.
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I feel consumed.
(sarcastically) I wonder why…
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I hate standardized tests.
I wonder why.
Well —
I think it’s because they suck.
You forgot to provide two details from the article explaining why they suck, and to write a paragraph explaining why it sucks. Also, you forgot to explain the definition of “suck” and find the deeper meaning of it.
Got me.
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These stories scare me. I shall demolish the word smiley because it makes me mad.
But if you do that we’ll all die!
Think. THINK. Do I care?
No, but..
*demolishes the word*
:smileys: *are all dead*
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I think we should make this a very funny SSS, the type that will shake the world with its total and utter funniness…
How?
I have an . *consumes*
*revives momentarily* Hpb’s have very sadistic senses of humor.
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We are the smiling smileys. We do nothing but smile, because everything is good.
*mind control* Everything is very good.
Yes. Everything is very good.
Mehehahaha…
Wait, hey! Where am I? What am I doing here?
Everything is not good. This smiley is not smiling.
Oh. That is bad. We all must smile.
Everything will be good if you get rid of the non-smiler.
Yes…everything must be good, therefore we must destroy the non-smiler, as he is bad.
Hey, what the–stop! Arrgh! *dies*
Everything is now good…good…
Mehehahahahaha…
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I love my lustrous hide.
Is there any particular reason I should care about this?
Fava beens with tabasco sauce?
I have a better reason.
I don’t believe it, unless its fava beans with honey.
*eats* I hate fava beans…
Writing violent SSS’ is very gratifying!
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What am I doing here?
These are not the droids you are looking for.
Okay… *walks*
I don’t go looking for trouble. Trouble usually finds me.
Stop quoting!!!
I will take the Ring, though I do not know the way.
Stop it!
Yesterday, all my troubles seemed do far away, I need a place to hide away, for I believe in yesterday…
STOP IT!!! *writhes and screams*
I’ll be back.
AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
The name’s Bond, James Bond.
*dies*
Yay!!! Usually it takes ten quotes to kill them. *eats corpse of *
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BIBLIOGRAPHY
Quote 1: Star Wars, Episode 4
Quote 2: Harry Potter
Quote 3: LOTR
Quote 4: Yesterday by the Beatles
Quote 5: The Terminator
Quote 6: James Bond
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I lack inspiration for an SSS. Actually, its probably better that way, seeing as I don’t much want to have an . Morbid sadistic thing that it is.
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it’s going to take more than 10 to kill me!
my PRECIOUS!
You know, you could of kept going on Yesterday, I actually kinda liked it
She’s a Killer Queen Gunpowder, Gelatine Dynamite with a laser beam Guaranteed to blow your mind Anytime!
I’m still here!
We’re all in this together Once we know That we are We’re all stars And we see that
DUDE STOP IT!
You are a fool Harry Potter, you will loose EVERYTHING!
I’m better now.
You’ve lost old man!
*crys* WHY DID Dumbledore Have to die?
Those who dream by day are cognizant of many things which escape those who dream only by night.
WHAT’S WRONG WITH YOU?
:idea:The lunatic, the lover, and the poet, are of imagination all compact.
NOW YOUR DOING SHAKESPEARE TO?
Do not meddle in the affairs of wizards, for they are subtle and quick to anger.
URGH, CAN’T…
Boy, it’s lucky you have these compartments.
I use them for smuggling. I never thought I’d be smuggling myself in them. This is ridiculous.
Wow, you really do know your quotes.
:idea:The process of scientific discovery is, in effect, a continual flight from wonder.
Wow you know Albert too!
now, time for the ultimate one!
uh-oh
My role in society, or any artist’s or poet’s role, is to try and express what we all feel. Not to tell people how to feel. Not as a preacher, not as a leader, but as a reflection of us all.
Omigod, did you just…
Yes I did
*sobs* NOOOOOOOOOO!!!! *dies*
MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
Ok, here is how it went
Lord of the Rings
Queen-Killer Queen
HighSchool Musical (UGH!)
Harry Potter
Harry Potter
Edgar Allen Poe
Shakespeare
Lord of the Rings
Star Wars
Albert Einstein
John Lennon
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I love you you love me We all live in peace and harmony…
& We’re back ((Sarah Conner Chronicles)) *eats all but one*
WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
& We’ll be back!
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The following show will constitue entirely of guest appearances!
Humph…typical Joe idea…
Can I make a guest appearance?
Why sure you can!
Look man! This show just hit an all time low in viewer ratings. Lemme give you a hint…Questions!
Ooh! I have a question! How am I ever going to manage to write a sonnet for Thursday!
Ooh, I know. Bunnify someone and write about the expression on his face.
THis is out of order. Only I am authorized to talk about bunnification.
Well, I just talked about bunnification, so too bad for your authorization..
I’ve a good mind to bunnify you!
I’d like to see you try…
Enough! Turn of the cameras, boys, we’ll continue this next week. You think the public like to see you quibble?
He doesn’t think…
Actually. I’m the one who doesn’t think…stop robbing me of my distinguishing feature…
I SAID, “turn of the cameras” and I MEANT it!
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~The SSSS in which everyone makes an appearance~
…
Er, where is everyone?
*burp*
THE END
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*growls*
Bunnies don’t growl, ya fool, they neigh!
Now, they do. Horses neigh.
Slander! Libel! My horse doesn’t neigh.
Enough of this. *bunnifies the entire #%$ cast*
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158- Ooo, that’s naughty language.
What? I say #%$ all the time! #%$! #%$! #%$!
*washes ‘s mouth with soap*
*washes ‘s brain with mind control*
Flash Flood: *washes everyone away* *everyone dies*
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Hey, STOP THAT.
#%$!
Don’t do that!
What, say #%$! ?
Urk… *dies*
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Hi!
*compresses *
Ow. *dies*
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159- *builds lifeboat out of somewhat soggy bunnified brains and escapes* *founds colony of hpb’s (see Watership Down for how females were procured)* *names Colony of Mutant HPB’s ( creativity isn’t hpb’s strong point, they’re more in the brainwashing line* *constructs whatever sort of complexes hpb’s live in* *founds hpb institutions* *carries on the legacy of hpb violence and bunnification, teaching it to the young* *is profoundly happy*
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Shall I implode, or explode?
☺ Implode.
Explode.
Actually, I was thinking of something different. Why don’t you get compressed?
Compressed?
Yeah, like this: *compresses *
*dies*
Okay! *compresses self*
*dies*
☺ Meeheehee… I like compression. It’s funny.
Glad to hear it. *compresses ☺*
☺ Ow. *dies*
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Hullo there.
AAH!!! *kills*
*dies*
Nice twist, eh?
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Hullo, there.
AAH! *kills*
Hullo, there.
Huh? You’re not dead? *tries to kill again*
Hullo, there.
Wait a minute–you’re not a bunny! You’re just a dummy!
*real suddenly appears behind * Who you calling dummy, dummy? *compresses*
*dies*
Mehehahahaha…
Dummy : Hullo, there. *blows up*
*dies*
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*assembles youngsters in hpb complexes* *is overwhelmed by the theousands of hares who enter* *realizes that population has grown significantly and that it might be wise to appoint teachers* *practices division of labor, laying strong fundaments for hpb society* *elects self leader* *inspects staff* *becomes ruthless dictator (see Animal Farm for how transformation occurrs)* *writes hpb anthem*
*makes guest appearance*
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I have nothing to do.
Hi!
Hello, lunch.
Lunch, did someone say lunch I like lunch you know I haven’t eaten in three days ohhh three’s my favorite number numbers! I hate math, you know I failed school where I met my best friend her name is Wanda and there’s a Wanda in Waldo’s book thingy and I read books like Harry Potter who does majikkk and I luvs da majikkk because it’s coolo.
Shut up.
No!
-*slaughter*
That was fun.
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How did you do those tiny smilies IBEF?
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168- It’s IBCF, actually.
If you have a mac, I’m not sure, but if you have windows, you can find the smilies by going to Accessories, System Tools, and then Character Map. There, you can find and copy the tiny smilies.
And if that doesn’t work, you can just copy and paste.
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I’m so glad we made it onto the “Don’t Forget These Threads”!
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I hate my life.
Maybe I can solve that. *eats*
I hate my death.
That I can’t help you with.
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*institutionalizes everything that goes on in colony* *declares state of war on everybody who refuses to submit*
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☺ Haha! I have a hammer of smashing!
☻ Haha! I have a chain saw of sawing!
☺ *smash smash smash smash smash smash smash*
☻ *ow ow ow ow ow ow ow* *saw saw saw saw saw saw saw*
☺ *ow ow ow ow ow ow ow*
*destroys everyone and everything* *destroy destroy destroy destroy destroy destroy destroy*
☺ and ☻: *ow ow ow ow ow ow ow* *destroyed*
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.
I am a smiley.
So am I!
Me too.
You’re not a smiley. You’re a frownie.
I’m a smiley!
No you’re not!
I am!
Impostor. *turn backs*
->
I am unloved!
You’re not unloved. I love you.
Hemidemisemiquaver is an amazing word.
Not as amazing as me.
Far more amazing than you. You are nothing but a small pink mammal with control issues.
Yeah!
They overthrow the HPBs and live happily ever after.
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I have superpowers.
Do not.
Do too. *uses laser vision on *
I have an army.
No you don’t.
Here army!
☺☻♥♦♣♠•◘○◙♂♀♪♫☼►◄↕‼¶§▬↨↑↓→â†âˆŸâ†”â–² We are the unstoppable army!
Uh-oh…
TO BE CONTINUED…
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vs. Part 2
☺☻♥♦♣♠•◘○◙♂♀♪♫☼►◄↕‼¶§▬↨↑↓→â†âˆŸâ†”â–² W#e are the unstoppable army!
Uh-oh…
Give up! You are outnumbered 29 to 1!
Never!
Hello. My name is Ogini Ayotnom. You killed my father. Prepare to die.
Oh no, not now. *throws knife at :neutral:*
becomes
I’m… sorry… Father…
*bites :eek:*
becomes
*pulls out knife* Ha ha, your knife is rubber. *draws sword* Hello. My name is Ogini Ayotnam. You killed my father. Prepare to die. *:neutral: and duel*
Save me, army!
☺☻♥♦♣♠•◘○◙♂♀♪♫☼►◄↕‼¶§▬↨↑↓→â†âˆŸâ†”â–² Must save HPB! *leap in and get clobbered*
TO BE CONTINUED…
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I shall not be swayed by any quotes.
That’s what she said.
Huh?
YOU CAN’T HANDLE THE TRUTH!!!!
Oh yes I can.
You’re gonna need a bigger boat.
Stop that!
Shaken, not stirred.
I’m not supposed to drink.
I’m king of the world!
Oh, no, you didn’t just —
Life is like a box of chocolates. You never know what you’re gonna get.
DON’T YOU DARE!!!
Oh yeah. I went there.
Oh, no, not Hannah Montana.
It’s ALIVE!!!!!
I love that movie!
You cannot simultaneously prevent and prepare for war.
Did you just –?
You had me at “Hello”.
Oh, how kind.
Houston, we have a problem.
What a GREAT movie.
Sharpay’s cute.
So is a mountain lion, but you don’t pet it.
You evil little —
Hasta la vista, baby.
You got that right. Go away.
It’s against my programming to impersonate a deity.
Leave.
Surely you can’t be serious!
I am serious… and don’t call me Shirley.
Ooh, I oughta —
You can’t give a dementor the old one-two!
I never said I could.
Frankly, my dear, I don’t give a darn.
Against expletives, I see.
You know what? Shut up and go away.
You mean it?
Just go curl up in a hole and… live.
Okay. *dies*
Phew, THAT was a tough nut to crack.
In order:
1) My Spanish teacher*
2) A Few Good Men
3) Jaws
4) James Bond
5) Titanic
6) Forrest Gump
7) Hannah Montana*
8 ) Frankenstein
9) Albert Einstein
10) Jerry Maguire
11) Apollo 13
12) High School Musical*
13) The Terminator 2
14) Star Wars: Episode VI
15) Airplane!
16) Harry Potter
17) Gone with the Wind
18) Me, occasionally
19)My friend, Sam
* I don’t like these.
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I shall vanquish you!
Je ne comprends.
What’s that mean?
Je ne parle anglais!
No! I can’t understand his language! I can’t control him!
Tu es un rouge lapin chaude!
No… I’m dying from bafflement… *dies*
Je parle francais. Tu mordes.
(My French is rusty)
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What’s up?
Gas prices.
That’s not funny.
Your mom’s not funny.
That was the stupidest joke ever.
Your face is the stupidest joke ever.
Hey! You should die!
My hair blue?
Wait, what?
In my pants.
That’s gross.
That’s what she said.
That’s grosser!
I’m getting tired of this. *mind control*
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:mgreen: Uh, could the wonderful smiley gnomies pretty please fix my boo-boo? *looks as innocent as possible, which isn’t very much*
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Ha.
Haha.
Hahaha.
Hahahaha.
Hahahahaha.
Hahahahahaha.
Hahahahahahaha.
Hahahahahahahaha.
Hahahahahahahahaha.
Hahahahahahahahahaha.
Hahahahahahahahahahahaha–*runs out of breath* *dies*
Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
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For lack of anything better to do, and because I don’t feel like continuing my Animal Farmish saga, I will now vanquish everyone.
Arguably the S’est SSS ever written.
Yeah… *eats to enhance the plot*
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“I am so good at writing SSSSs, everyone should tremble in fear!!”
“Actually, if that’s all you can do in the way of dialog, you’re pretty lame.”
“Oh, darn.”
“You might still be entertaining though, why don’t you implode for me? Or explode, whichever you prefer.”
“But implosion and explosion are so cliche! You might as well have even put a Mr. Green in this SSSS, for all that! NO! You won;t make me im- or explode!”
“As you like, heaven’s, you’re touchy!”
“Yo! Wuzzup? I was just, ya know, hanging out and then, like, I heard you talking and thought I’d, like, buzz ’round an’ see wuzzup, yo?”
“Vile green piece of filth, how dare you come in my presence?”
*implodes*
“OUT OF MY SSSS!!!! you are making this whole thing TOTALLY cliche, and I won’t HAVE IT!!!”
“You bore me.”
*explodes*
“Yesssss. Now my pretties, I’m off to my other occupation, World Domination. Or poetry, whichever strikes my whimsical fancy!”
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Shall I implode, or shall I explode?
☺ Implode.
Explode.
Be compressed.
Okay! *compresses self*
Argh! The clicheness is killing me!
Good.
*dies*
☺ and : *laugh*
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Hullo.
You’re HILARIOUS!
Oh yeah? Am I hilarious now, PUNK?
*dies*
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Hullo.
Hullo.
*throws off disguise* *is revealed to be *
BAHAHAHAHAHA!
*throws off disguise* *is revealed to be *
*blows up*
*dies*
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Bwahahaha! I have the army of dark smilies under my command!
So?
ATTACK!
☻☻☻☻☻☻☻☻☻☻☻☻ *attack*
*eats army*
Aw, dang.
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i have an army of SuperSmilies under MY command! :idea:☻☺☻☺☻☺☻☺☻☺☻☺☻☺☻☺☻☺☻☺☻☺☻☺☻☺☻
☺☻☺☻☺☻☺☻☺☻☺☻☺☻☺☻☺☻☺☻☺☻☺☻☺☻
☺☻☺☻☺☻☺☻☺☻☺☻☺☻☺
heeheehee! i will win the SSSS battle! hahahahahaha!
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“How’s that, my good HPB, for an army?” *grins evilly*
“EEK!” *hurles self at army*
oh, i forgot to mention that’s only a quarter of the whole force!”
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*sings Umbrella*
*stabs* I hate that song.
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Dark army, attack!
☻☻☻☻☻☻☻☻☻☻☻☻☻☻☻☻☻ *attack*
Light army, attack!
☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺ *attack*
*huge fight* *everyone dies*
That was pointless. *mangles and *
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I have a proposition to make to my fellow SSS’ers: How about we start a non-cliched round robin smiley story?
I hate s. They’re always trying to make me suffer.
What did you say, boy?
Nothing…
*causes intense pain* (plot twists)
ACTUALLY, I was talking about the other type of idea.
What hath the wrought?
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hey bunnies! you wanna fight my army?
YES!
then come & try!
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☻☺ *SuperSmilies charge*
*laughs*
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Hullo. I ♥ High School Musical.
You didn’t just say that.
I didn’t just say that.
You want to go home and burn all of your copies of High School Musical 1 and 2.
I want to go home and burn all of my copies of High School Musical 1 and 2.
Ah, it’s good to be a Jedi.
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And now for the ultimate un-cliched plot!
*ravages*
:right: (with joy, not embarassment) So, what do you think of my experimentation with different words. I used a thesaraus: hoping to avoid the realms of outright morbidity…
*kills*
Bother! *dies*
What hath wrought?
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Hee heee!
Ha ha ha! I shall destroy you with my army!
You shall destroy me with your army!
Huh? Oh, never mind.
Hee hee…… *dies*
Ha ha ha!
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What hath wrought?
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192-There’s a thread for that. It’s dead, but you could revive it, you know.
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193- *produces vacuum that sucks up all smilies* *laughs*
Hello! *implodes* *destroys everything and everyone*
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What’s with all the “What hath wrought?”
8) It’s from Indiana Jones.
It’s from Star Wars, stupid.
It’s from some famous inventor dude. Duh. *implodes*
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Yay! 201st post!
Who cares? *bites ‘s head off*
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Hello!
I don’t like you. You smell.
Aw. *implodes*
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202 –
La di da di da! *is skipping along*
You stink.
So do you!
and WE STINK! YAY!!!
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Whee! We all smell!
*farts*
*nuclear explosion*
Whee! We all really smell! *explode*
I’m ashamed to be on this thread.
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(Who represents Beavo) I’m getting a little disturbed here too…
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I like cheese. *implodes*
Whee! *implodes*
Bwahahahahaha! *implodes*
Mehehehahahaha… *implodes*
World: *implodes*
Aliens from Mars: *find destruction of Earth funny* Ha! *implode*
Mars: *implodes*
Sun: *implodes*
Milky Way Galaxy: *implodes*
Universe: *implodes*
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I am the all powerful Mr. Joe!
Then you must challenge yellow smilley dude!
*Shall I challenge him?* *directed at :mrgreen:*
*yells*
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*is fairly ashamed that en frequents this thread*
Do I care? *bites head off*
Stop upstaging my soliloquies!
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8 O Bob and Bill were in the McDonalds
suddenly…
A psychotic machine gun-bearing teletubby walks in
teletubie dies as do Bill and Bob when nuke goes off…
BOOM
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206-
from another universe: *sees imploded universe* Look! A black hole! *vanishes down black hole*
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208 – What are “soliloquies?”
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don’t know.
8-0
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