Neither long ago nor far in the future, in a galaxy — who knows? Maybe this one. Anyway, it’s a pleasant place to be.
Continued from Part 7.
Here is the OFFICIAL ROSTER OF PPP PWNERs:
1. Tupisodaloric Groves – ΡÖŞÎĈ
2. Beevlonic Island archipeligo – Beavo
3. Feather and its two sister countries, Spinach and PPP 2 – The Man For Aeiou
4. Taruva – Cat’s Meow
5. Kokonillendor – Kokonilly
6. Duckland – Emmatheduck
7. Good Karmalot – beatlesrockr
8. New Atlantis – Alice
MOONS
1. Milkshake Moon – ¡Ã߀ƒ!
Can someone update me on what’s been going on?
Oh, yay! Cool!
Um, I’m new to the Peaceful Pie Planet-ness, so… I must look at old threads..
Hmmmm, I think now I’ll make a country, if that’s ok……
Lennon land, no, how about, Karmalot! Yeah Good Karmalot!
Karmalot is nestled in the mountains. Karmalot is not ruled by anyone, and the people are fine with that. It has beautiful trees that have different blossoms in every season. In the Winter, glowing white flowers, and pale tan flowers bloom. In spring bright pink, and green striped blue flowers. In summer, yellow, and soft purple and red flowers. And finally in fall, black speckled orange flowers, and shocking red ones too. Animals of every kind make there homes where the sweet honey bushes are. You will see small muffin dragons make their nests in the spring. The air is fresh and sweet. And nice green bunnies hop around. Every villager ordered Muse magazines (out of their own choice, not forced) and loved the random factoids in it. Such a pieceful place!!!!!
Peace and pie for everyone!!!!!
tHe WEiRdO iN THe pOlKaDot hAT
if you want a country, the pwners must allow it, due to the fact that the list was finalized on the last thread.
I say AYE to any new countrys. there must be three AYES to pass.
AYE!
Especially since I want a new contry myself…
Wait, don’t I already pwn the Beevlonic Islands?
Maybe not, because everybody ignored my post on the last PPP thread.
Oh, a new PPP thread! I sort of stopped checking the old one because it seemed dead….did people start posting again and I didn’t notice? Oops. What did I miss?
7- Duckland was stricken. if you want it back, the pwners will have to vote.
you proably will get it back, only five countrys have been pwned.
6- yes you pwn the Beevlonic Islands.
7- I think emmatheduck should get Duckland back. She’s been more involved in this thread then any of us; she deserves it.
Where’s Cat’s Meow and Oob and Alice? We were going to go on an adventure to find new exports…
O.k. Duckland is back.
I also was involved. I have visted the PPP ever day for the last six months.*
*or so.
AYE!
The Beevlonic Islands weren’t on the “official list” on the last thread…
Wait…. why was Duckland stricken? Just because I got busy for a few weeks? I’ve still been a part of PPP more consistently than anyone else since the beginning!
12- There number 2.
13- She speaks true. Why was it striken?
13- we Had a vote. you had to register. your country before post 300.
fine. come back in.
14-Really? *checks*
Cool! Found it.
I’m here. Welcome to Taruva. May I take your order?
Okay, here’s a basic update if you missed the end of the last thread:
Many countries got unregistered, but you can rather easily reregister them. (I vote AYE on that, by the way) Oob, IBCF, Alice, and I (and I think TMFA as well) are going on an expedition to find new territories/exports and stuff like that. Other than that, I have no idea what (if anything) is still happening.
I think we should allow more pwnages until we have…say, 10 countries and 5 moons, and then everybody else can join as citizens. If there is anybody else.
Also, if you choose to pwn a country, PLEASE stay active on this thread.
19- I say twenty. and five moons.
19- I don’t thing any thing else is.
*stays active on this thread*
TMFA. Beavo, and Kari, three AYEs??? Okeedokee, thankyou!
Er, was mine stricken? I think so. Well, anyway, I’ve been here from the beginning. It’s just that I was busy. (Yes, over the summer too.)
20 – Do you really think there will be 25 Musers that will be active on this thread? It’s possible, I suppose, but I dunno.
23- Yours shouldn’t have been. It was revived pretty recently, wasn’t it? And before the end of the last thread as well.
it seems like no one know what was put on. he is the list:
Here is the OFFICIAL ROSTER OF PPP PWNERs!:
1.Tupisodaloric Groves-ΡÖŞÎĈ
2.Beevlonic Island archipeligo-Beavo, Master of 1 spdzk point
3.Feather, and it’s Two sister countries, Spinach and PPP 2.-Me
4. Taruva-Cat’s mew
5.KOKONILLENDOR- KOKONILLY
6.Duckland-Emmatheduck
MOONS
1. Milkshake moon
Yahahaha! (By the way, TMFA, the spdzk point dosn’t really count in my name.)
26- it was the easiest why to cut and paste.
Sounds good to me.
Now, on with the expedition?
(Sorry for the double post)
25 – beatlesrockr made a country, Good Karmalot, in Post 3, and I think it should be allowed in.
Vote on this: aye or nay. 4 out of the current 7 pwners need to approve it to be put on the list, or a majority of the number of people that vote. I say AYE.
29- Aye! New pwners should always be welcome.
30 – Okay. 2-0, in favor of allowing beatlesrockr to create Good Karmalot.
31- didn’t see it!
Here is the OFFICIAL ROSTER OF PPP PWNERs!:
1.Tupisodaloric Groves-ΡÖŞÎĈ
2.Beevlonic Island archipeligo-Beavo, Master of 1 spdzk point
3.Feather, and it’s Two sister countries, Spinach and PPP 2.-Me
4. Taruva-Cat’s mew
5.KOKONILLENDOR- KOKONILLY
6.Duckland-Emmatheduck
7.Good Karmalot-beatlesrockr
MOONS
1. Milkshake moon
GAPAs, can you put this in post 0, like you did with he religion list?
32 – Yes! GAPAs, would you, please? -hot pink bunny eyes-
And now that we have that established, can we get on with planning the expedition like we were before?
27-You’re to lazy to type B E A V and O?
Shame on you.
JK.
34 – You’d be amazed at what gets abbreviated.
Oh, and on a completely unrelated note (I seem to be doing this a lot today for some reason) I saw the words “the cat’s meow filled the room with noise” (or something like that) in a book the other day and just started cracking up.
34- um, maybe?
The list doesn’t mention that I rule the Milkshake Moon.
Weren’t we going on a quest, Meow? Or do we have to wait for Alice and Oob to show up again?
(32-37) Okay, now that I’ve cleaned up my own lazy job of copy and paste, see if all the data are correct.
Awesome list, Rebecca. Thanks!
*is green* *literally, Taruva is*
37 – Yes, we were. And no, I don’t think we have to. Let’s work on some of the planning. Or are we just going to set off on an expedition without any planning whatsoever? Either way is fine with me.
39- Eh, let’s just set out on an expedition without any planning whatsoever. It’s more fun that way!
40 – Okay then.
At about 6pm that night, each of the Pieceful Pie Planet Pwners sent telegrams to their respective countries, letting them know they might be gone for at least a few days, possibly much longer. Then they set off, with nothing but the clothes on their back and as much as they could carry in the plain backpacks marked with their names and nationalities.
Let’s start by walking away from the Taruvian College (most of Taruva’s island is unexplored) since we don’t appear to have any other form of transportation right now.
‘Kay then.
41- Okay! *walks* *chats amiably to the other pwners*
43 – *about an hour later (7:00 PPP time)*
Man, I’m tired already. -yawns- It’s getting dark. Maybe we should rest for the night.
Now that it’s morning we can continue on our way.
*Falls over, due to 30 pound backpack*
“Why Do I Have to carry the Food?”
46- Because everyone else is so lazy. Here, I’ll lighten the pack a bit. *takes food* *eats*
47- hey, IBCF…. do you think you could share???? Thanks, got any pie in there???
Okay, we have now run out of food.
We’d better find some source of more, or else we’re going to be surviving on whipped cream for the next 6 months.
Wait. Why aren’t I on the roster? *sobs in abandonment*
yeah–I wish I was on the roster too
50- I don’t know! I thought I put On there.
((GAPAs, put this on The Roster:
New Atlantis- Alice.
Yay! I’m on the roster!
51 – Do you have a country?
Sorry Alice! We completely forgot about you, apparently.
You’re on the expedition, right?
54- Yes, I have a country, and yes, I’m on the expedition.
55 – I knew YOU had a country. I was asking Mouse.
56- Sorry. Wasn’t paying attention.
54- I don’t think Mouse has a country. He/she is quite new, for one.
Hm, what are these colorful things on the ground? They look like rainbow sprinkles.
Has ZASA discovered PPP?
59- Yes. We’re trading partners, actually.
Interplanetary trade? Wow.
61- The fact that I rule Urania (which builds and exports spacecraft) helps.
Okay. Assuming I am on the expedition, I now put in:
“I think those things aren’t sprinkles. I think they’re digested sprinkles… left behind by a Pie-na (rhymes with MYNA) bird.
“I wouldn’t eat that if I were you.”
63- If these are digested by a Pie-na bird, where are the undigested sprinkles?
Someone should make a map of this…
After the expiditions, agagabagabag took an interest in space travel. When his business on Ship’s log is done, he will come here, and maybe make a map of this.
64 – I don’t know…let’s try and find them. Sprinkles would be very useful for our trades – they go well with anything.
64- in that tree up there, 20 feet tall.
67- 20 feet tall??? Hm, good thing I brought my gecko gloves. *puts on gloves* *begins climbing tree*
“Nice, IBCF!”
Can you tell what kinds of sprinkels there are? I think I see ones that are brown and yellow, but also ones that are pink…hot pink…
69- Yes, lots of colors! Here! *shakes branch* *sprinkles come sprinkling down*
70 – You may want to watch out for the rabid wild hot pink bunnies over there… AAH!!! *runs and hides in Cat’s Meow’ backpack*
71- Can rabid hot pink bunnies climb trees?
71- as long as they have hands. or are hover bunnies.
71 – Ugh, that’s heavy! -tries to lift backpack into tree, but fails-
74- *climbs down tree* *throws Kokonilly out of backpack* *gives everyone gecko gloves* *climbs back up tree* *hopes the rabid wild HPBs haven’t seen us*
Ouch. That hurt. Ooh, gecko gloves! *puts on gecko gloves* *tries to climb tree* *falls onto rabid HPB* Ghasp!!! Uh-oh… this could be bad… *sort-of kidnapped by HPB* Help! Help!! He’s got my… hat. And my only supply of pies.
“Oh no! This could be bad! We need to save Kokonilly from the rabid wild HPBs! But how?”
Um, well, maybe you could GET HELP from that random old woodsman over there and/or CHASE AFTER THE RABID BUNNY!!!
*is being taken away*
Oob’s back, and he sees that the party of pwners/explorers is apparently under attack by rabid HPBs.
Once we have twelve more countries, I will make a map of the PPP.
*is in tree* *climbs down with supply of pies* *chases after rabid HPBs*
Ooh, look! PIES! The rabid HPBs HATE pies! (I think.)
*gasp* Oh no… it’s their den!!!
Um… a little help here?
*screams at the top of her lungs*
80 – Sounds good to me.
“Oh, gosh, Kokonilly. Why do you have to keep getting in trouble?”
*climbs up tree*
“So, what’s all this screaming about?”
Hmm. Somehow I forgot we were on a trip.
“Hey! What’s wrong with screaming? Screaming is fun!”
*screams*
“See?”
*charges into HPB den* *pies HPBs*
“Hey, it’s not like I TRY to get into trouble. Trouble finds me!”
*climbs out of den with pie on her face*
“Oh, BEF, WHY did you have to throw a dessert pie? You KNOW sugar makes me hyper!
“Yes, Beavo, screaming is fun. But, really, must you do it when there are HOT-PINK BUNNIES RIGHT OVER THERE???”
Let’s eat pie! Hyperactive MuseBloggers can defeat any foe! *eats pies*
ME LIKE THROWING PIES! *throws pies like bullets*
*quivers and jiggles*
HYPERACTIVE, I am!!!!!
*throws pies at a machine-gun rate*
87, 88- *finds chamomile tea in supply pack* *makes tea* *forces tea down Cat’s Meow’s and Kokonilly’s throats* *picks dazed HPBs up by the ears and ties them to the sprinkle tree*
“Blech! Yuck! CHAMOMILE TEA??”
*falls asleep*
90- “Oh, it’s not all that bad. Looks like you needed it, anyway”
*waits for Kokonilly and Cat’s Meow to wake up*
Wow. So how far have we gotten? 2 miles?
92- Yes. *exasperated sigh*
*wakes up and stretches* Yawn. Okay, let’s set off! *sets off*
*travels* *finds sprinkle trees for the next 3 miles*
*All of them have no rapid HPBs*
96- *they better not*
96 – Rabid, TMFA. Rabid. But rapid ones are bad too.
*picks 10 tons of sprinkles and eats 9*
98- *sorry*
*Moves on*
We’d better make sure to grab some sprinkles before we go on our way. I’m sure they’ll make good exports.
*Gathers sprinkles*
*climbs tree* *shakes branches* *sprinkles come raining down* *gathers*
*picks another 10 tons* *has a stomachache from the 9 tons* *dives into her bag*
I’ve been diving into bags a lot lately.
I think we have enough sprinkles. Shall we move on?
Yes! *moves on*
*moves on with everybody else*
*waits for everybody else to move on* *gets impatient* *moves on and catches up with Beavo*
“So, let’s talk about trading between our countries. What exports do you have?”
107- Milkshakes of all flavors. It would go delicous with all these sprinkles…
I forget. I think the list was on the last thread.
I trade mostly in sweets, though.
“Exports? Don’t get me started. Pickles, cream cheese, granola bars (we grow those on trees), wonderful quality grass, very prettyful stained glass, cameras… gophers! We love to sell gophers to people.”
“We specialize in tropical foods. And jelly beans. I think.”
“Beavo, do you have by any chance CHEWY CHOCOLATE CHIP granola bars? That’s my favorite!”
“Doughnuts. lots of doughnuts. and doughnut trees. and hay and corn. and carrots.”
“Chewy choklit chip? Yeah, of course! We also have crispy choklit chip, spicy choklit chip, cheese choklit chip, fizzy choklit chip, and hard-as-rock choklit chip. But that last one isn’t so popular. It’s usually bought as cheap skyscraper-building material.”
“Well, Beavo, what do you want in exchange for unlimited chewy choklit chip granola bars (and possibly that last one for building material?”
112- Mmm, doughnuts. We should trade when we get back.
“Our main export is fudge. There’s food grade, fuel grade and fertilizer grade.”
“Why would you use Fudge as fertilizer?”
117- “You obviously have never visited the M&M Morass.”
“Ooh, TMFA, donuts! There aren’t any donuts in Kokonillendor yet, do you think we could set up some shops together? I export many this, including condensed milk rolled in sugar (it’s called pastillas de leche, and it is HEAVENLY!) [And, yes, it IS a real food.]
“Why did we go on this expedition in the first place, anyway?”
“Kokonilly, I don’t specialize in tropical fruit, but our population of vampires do like lemons. And, of course, I’m obsessed with mangos. I’m willing to trade five thousand lemon jellybeans and four mango trees for your supply of unlimited chewy choklit chip granola bars combined with a few free experimental blocks of hard-as-rock granola bars. I wouldn’t use them on anything important, though, they’ve been known to melt.”
119- “We went on this expedition to find new exports. Right now, though, all we’ve found is sprinkles”. *continues traveling*
“Gosh, thanks! Let’s shake on it. Oh, but could you leave out the blocks, because we have a very hot climate, and I wouldn’t want them to melt. Thanks.
“You have vampires? Well, we wouldn’t want them angry, now, would we? We do have lemon jellybeans. And our population (total of one person and 100 unknown creatures) doesn’t like lemons.
*shakes*
“Happy to do business with you, Kokonilly! We have a warmish climate, except in the gigantic snow domes. They’re a vacation resort, you see. If you get tired of tropical air, you can check into one of our domes which happen to be freezing cold and snowy. A little expensive, but worth it.
And the vampires are pretty nice, they don’t suck human blood, usually. It turns out that they prefer red printer ink cartrages.”
“Okay, everyone. Keep walking.”
*shakes*
“Ooh. I don’t like snow. Too cold, and then it goes down your coat and gets you soaked. We have a tropical climate (mosquitoes are nonexistent here in Kokonillendor), and a teeming wildlife with at least 100 undiscovered creatures..
“Red ink cartridges? Unorthodox, but nevertheless better than blood.”
“Sorry, Cat’s Meow.
“Would you like to trade with me?”
“Perhaps when we get back to our islands, Kokonilly.
But for now I think we should keep walking.”
*walks* Hm, these are odd looking plants. Their leaves and stems are purple and pink. And blue. And orange. And red and yellow and, well, green. I wonder what they taste like. *tastes* *spits out* Ugh. Vegetables. Hm… *digs plant out of ground* Hey, it’s a bean! A jellybean!
*eats* Yum!
“Wow! We sure are finding lots of sweets on this island!”
“Must be sweetlandia.”
“Let’s name it that! Who votes for the name Sweetlandia, raise your hands!”
*raises hand*
((BTW, this is the only thread I’ll be on today. Toodles, and see you tomorrow!))
Sweetlandia? Ugh. Too…sweet.
How about…*thinks* *lightbulb*
Cosobia! If it’s sugary, it should have “cose” in it.
“Huh?”
132- Eh, Sweetlandia sounds better. In my opinion, anyway. *digs up more jellybeans*
How about “Sucrosia”?
I dig, man.
*digs jellybeans*
lololol
135- Good idea. *officially names island Sucrosia* *eats orange jellybean* We should gather some of these jelly bean plants so that we can grow them in our own countries.
*Gathers*
“Sucrosia? I suppose. It’s catchy, at any rate.”
*gathers jellybean plants* *eats some secretly*
“Sucrosia. Mmm.”
139- *gathers jellybeans* *sack is now full of jellybean plants and sprinkles*
“I would have voted for Dulcia, but that’s just me.”
142- “That’s somewhat confusing”
“That’s a good name, but I think Sucrosia has a certain ring to it.
“Who will lead Sucrosia? Will it just be a free place, for anyone to come and go freely?”
“Yeah, I think it should be a no-man’s land.
Hey! Look! Neopolitan jellybeans! Look’s like Bertie Bott’s been here…”
144- “I think, since all of us landed on it first, each of our countries should have a claim on it.”
146- “So this is all man’s land!”
“Let’s Move on!”
148- *picks up sack of jellybeans* *moves on*
“All Man’s Land, yet No Man’s Land at the same time.
“Ooh, what is this funny blue jelly bean?”
*tastes* *spits out*
“Ew!!! Bellybutton lint!!!”
digusting! some of those eggs from the hare-athon must have been slipped in!
-56, yes, i have a country.
151- What?
152- Could you describe it?
Oh wow, I haven’t been here for a long time. I would ask for my country back but i’m afraid I wouldn’t maintain it, but if anyone wants Cowland, also Vir…something, I forgot how to spell it, comonly known as Cowland…I’ll just live there. If you want it, look back on the first few parts, where I explained my vacation options, foods, and landscape IT’S AN AMAZING COUNTRY. Glad to see this thread didn’t die.
154- I’ll say, All man’s Land?
-153 yes i could. it’s called Musumbmarkorcs+Stupidmountaintrolls=WierdPeople,
otherwise known as the following; MSWP
anyway, it’s situated off the west coast of Musonia, it is a large, purplish, volcano that erupted in 10,000 B.C. it is inhabited by only one creature: me. there are many different delicious foods that grow on oddly shaped trees.
156- your confused. You just posted this on Ship’s log:
ok, everyone should know that i have built a ship, and i am setting off to the island of MSWP, the new ship is named the “PEREGRINEâ€
MSWP is on another planet.
156 – Musonia? Wrong planet!
“OKAY PEOPLE, LET’S GO!!!”
*spits out foul jellybean* *sets off once more*
158- *sets off* *drags bag full of sprinkles and jellybeans*
*enchants bag full of jellybeans and sprinkles to float two inches off the ground, hovering next to rigth ankle*
“Good bag of jellybeans! That’s it, good boy. Or girl. Or jellybean. Whatever.”
160- “I’m tired of all this walking and dragging. Ooo, a floating bag!” *crawls into bag* *rests legs* *eats jellybean* *hovers off*
“Wait, Ã߀ƒ!” *runs after*
162- *slows down* “There’s room enough for both of us!”
*lets Kokonilly climb in*
“Oooh, Sucrosia. Sounds good to me.” -turns to see IBCF and Kokonilly leaving- “Aaaaah!” -chases-
*stops bag* “Climb in, Meow! Hurry!”
*climbs in* “Can this thing hold three people?” *winces*
166- Apparently, as we’re still hovering. But I guess we should let Beavo in too, as he’s the one who made this bag start flying in the first place. *scoots to make more room* *gobbles jellybean*
167- “This is the only food we have until we find something else!”
168- Oops, sorry! *stops eating*
169- “Good. Let’s move it people!”
This is the most alive one of these yet.
“If this is going to be our main transportation, I might as well make it bigger.” *sigh* *whips out wand*
“Makius Biggerus. Works every time.” *climbs in* *bag starts moving again* “Woah! This is relaxing! Where to, guys?”
“Over that rainbow!”
*leaps into bag*
Howzabout thataway? *points*
173- “but theres a dragon that way.”
174- “Oh, glucose! Run!”
Oh, look! IBCF and Cat’s Meow are taking a detour to the Kokonvention! (Yes, this is all we’re going to talk about. It’s rather pressing on our minds right now. Imagine that.) But don’t worry, they’ll be back in time to defeat the dragon. Until then, good luck TMFA, Kokonilly, POSOC, and whoever else is on this adventure.
Oh, and we’ll send you some kokonvention kokonut pie to throw at the dragon. *sends* Enjoy! Don’t die!
-Cat’s Meow and IBCF
*is back* “Oh, here’s the kokonvention kokonut pie that I sent myself earlier”. *takes* *throws at dragon* *hopes it will be effective*
177- “um, No, It just made it angrier!”
“Ooh. That didn’t work very well. Maybe it likes lemon pies better.” -throws lemon pies-
179- *SPLAT!* “Hah, you got it in the eye! That must be painful. Wait–uh oh. It’s very angry now. I think the best plan of action right now would be to…run”. *jumps in bag* *makes bag speed away*
“COME BACK!” *runs after bag*
181- “Arrgh! Someone’s always left behind.” *slams breaks* *turns around*
“Yay!” *jumps into bag*
“Quick! Over the Rainbow!”
*turns bag towards rainbow* *sees that dragon is gaining on us* “Hey, Beavo! Do you have a enchantment that can make this thing go faster?”
“Never mind! the Dragons Stopping! We’re Flying!”
186- *puts on helmet and goggles*
DRAGON!!!!! *faints*
*reawakes* Ah, we’re flying now.
FLYING??? *fear of heights kicks in* *hyperventilates* *faints again*
((I’ve been fainting a lot lately.))
Wait–does the dragon have wings?
*mumbles* “I hope not…”
191- *accelerates plane/bag/thing* *also hopes that dragon doesn’t fly*
*wakes up* Woah, how fast does this thing go? *clings on for dear life*
ACK!!! I forgot!!! Anyway… *wakes up* Woah, how fast does this thing go? *clings on for dear life*
My gosh, I should have installed an speedometer. But I didn’t, so… hold on!
*points wand at bag* Goium Fasterus!
*bag speeds forward*
Whoa, there, bag! Makeum Steeringwheeliuso!
*steering wheel pops into existance* Cool. I think I’ll name my flying bag Edward. Yay Edward!
Do we each have our own flying bag?
so. what happens here? haven’t payed much attention to it before.
196 – No. Beavo, I think, just made the bag into existence.
197 – Basically, we create our own countries/lands/moons on the Peaceful Pie Planet, and then we can interact with other countries. Right now a bunch of “pwners” (leaders) from a bunch of different countries are on an expedition. Currently we are in a flying bag being chased by a dragon. I think.
198 – But Beavo said “I think I’ll name my flying bag Edward.”
195- “Ooo, can I drive? I’m an experienced pilot, you know. Wait a minute”–*looks out of bag* “AAARGH! The dragon does have wings!”
Uh-OH! *Flys over the rainbow*
“Somewhere over the rainbow…way up high…maybe we’ll find a place where we won’t get eaten by dragons! Let’s go!”
199 – Beavo enchanted a bag to make it hover and bigger, and we all hopped in. It IS his bag. We’re just taking a ride.
“Yes, dragons do generally fly, I was going to warn you… *looks out of bag* *nearly falls out* *screams* *hyperventilates (again)*
What has been going on?
204- Recently, we re-started the roster of nations. It seemed as though it wouldn’t be fair to keep people’s names on the list if they were never going to come on here again, when there are plenty of neophytes who might want a position. But there’s still a lot of room on the roster, so if you were a pwner on a previous thread and want to re-register your nation, go right ahead! If you’re new to this thread, create a new nation if you want. Up to you.
OK, OK. I’m back. Although I’m kind of bad at these things.
203-Yes, this is my bag, but I’m sharing it with you guys. Sharing is caring!
“Rainbow, here we come! Hey, look, a pot of gold! Let’s follow it.” *follows*
“Look, A NGB!”
206 – Just be as random as possible, and you’ll likely fit right in.
NGB = ?
Nice Gold Bunny?
209- Neon Green Bunny
210 – Ah.
“Aww, look at it’s little hat! It looks so much like a leprechaun! It’s so cuuuuuute!” *runs up and hugs NGB* “Now, where’s your pot of gold?”
209- I ate a Nice Gold Bunny once.
212 – Me too.
207 – Aww, shucks, thanks Beavp.
211 – What makes you think it’s not evil?
“Because it’s cute. And has a hat.”
“Ooo, this must be the pot of gold. Hey, wait a minute–this isn’t gold, it’s gold-colored tinfoil wrapping!” *unwraps tinfoil* “Hey, look! These are chocolate coins! Yum!” *licks lips* “NGB, may we have some of your chocolate coins?”
214 – I meant Beav o .
“Works for me, Meow! Ooh, chocolate” *looks at bunny with Bambi eyes* *bunny nods and gives me a handful* “Yay!!!” *eats one* “Mmm… hey, these aren’t chocolate! They’re whatever you want it to be! Mine’s a pink bubble-gum one!” *chews* *blows bubble* *gets bubble gum on glasses after it pops*
I haven’t heard of the Neon Green Bunny since the Incredible Beasts of Musica thread… wasn’t it a discovery of mine? I forget these things, sorry…
“Heh, I like the chocolate coins being chocolate coins…” *eats* “What do you say that we take this cute little bunny and give it a ride too? He looks lonely out here…”
“Hold on, people! Surely gold coins that turn into whatever food yu want them to be would be wonderfully valuable commodoties! And, unless there are any more, there appears to be a limited supply.” *turns to NGB* “Oh, dear NGB, would you please teach us how to make these wonderful delicacies?”
“Why, you’re right! We should take the bunny with us! MGB, would you like to come with us? And THEN teach us how to make these things?” *bunny nods* “Okay!” *picks up bunny* *jumps in bag* *puts bunny on lap* “Aw, what a cute widdle bunny wabbit!”
“YAY! BUNNY WABBIT! BUNNY WABBIT!” *hugs MGB*
“We’re off to see the Wizard, the Wonderful Wizard of Oz! We’re off because because because…
Wait, why are we off again?
Oh, yeah. Because of Wondeful Things he Does!”
222 – I can sing, like, that whole song. And really fast.
We’re off to see the wizard, the wonderful wizard of Oz
You’ll find he is the wise of wiz if ever a wiz there was
If ever a wiz a wiz there was the wizard of Oz is the one because
Because because because because because
Because of the wonderful things he does
ANYWAYS.
Aww, man , the comment box is shrinking.
221- “Okay, let go of the poor MGB. We have to go now.” *whistles tune to wizard of Oz song* *pops chocolate coin into mouth* *starts towards bag* *looks up at the sky for no reason in particular* *sees large, winged shape descending towards us* “Uh oh…
*
Oh no! I have been teleported to some place with a neon green bunny and a dragon and a pot of chocolate coins! *grabs chocolate coins* *runs*
224 – “But he has to teach us how to make these magical coin-like things!, first!” *hugs NGB* *doesn’t notice dragon*
225 – Weren’t you on this quest to start with?
226- Yeah, I was, wasn’t I? *feels silly* *runs anyway*
226- “He can teach us later! Get in the bag!” *grabs NGB* *dives into bag*
“Well, hop in the bag, Alice!” *dives into bag*
*gets in bag*
*gets back into bag* AAHHH!!! *screams* DRAGON!!! *faints*
*get’s in*
“So, now what? Beavo currently isn’t in the bag, since he hasn’t posted since we all started getting back in the bag, and nobody else knows how to run this thing.
…
What a predicament.”
“I think I know how to fly it! All aboard!” *bag lifts off ground* “Hurry, Beavo! Get in!”
Hmm, since Beavo isn’t here right now, let’s just assume he got in. *bag flies off*
“I’ll stay down here and fight off the dragon. All of you! GO!”
*fires five hundred jam and honey pies directly into flying reptile’s flaming maw*
“All right! Move out!” *flying bag flies away* “You know, I really wonder how POSOC is going to defeat that dragon.”
“Yeah! Go, POSOC!”
*pies stick in dragon’s mouth*
“IBCF, you’re the one steering the bag! Keep your eyes to the front!”
The dragon’s trying to breathe fire, but its jaws are welded shut by the stickiness. It’s starting to swell up. I’d better get out of here before it blows!
“Yay! Wait. POSOC doesn’t have any other way to escape! He’s going to get caught in the explosion!”
“We have to go back!” *gets rope out from backpack* “We can lower this over the side and he can climb up it.”
*shrugs* “Well, we have no better plan!”
*flies bag towards POSOC* “Throw the rope!”
*throws rope* “Catch it, POSOC!”
*tries to hold onto other end of the rope* “Hurry, POSOC! The dragon’s going to explode soon!”
I didn’t get in, but that’s simply because I didn’t get out.
“Oh, no, a dragon! Why would it blow up? That would be sad. Dragons aren’t always bad, you know. I have a pet Dragon named Bellatrix.”
248- That makes sense.
“It’s a bad dragon. It’s been trying to chase us and kill us!”
“Oh. That makes sense.
And, Beavo, weren’t you paying attention for the last 10 minutes and 53 seconds!? POSOC threw honey pies at it, and stuck its mouth shut. Now it’s starting to swell up. Duh.
Now, let’s get out of here!”
(By the way, I don’t blame you for not reading all of these posts. But my character, who is now clearly independant of me, apparently does. -shrugs-)
248- “The question’s moot. I think the pies will blow before the dragon is. Let’s get out of here. Being pelted with rock-hard, white-hot chunks of crystallized honey and jelly is quite unpleasant.”
251- “Righto!” *speeds bag away from dragon*
“Look at the dragon! It’s exploding into a bunch of little rainbowy specks! It’s like something out of a cartoon!”
*Flys away*
*Comes and Saves POSOC*
*Flys away*
“Well, the dragon is now a pile of rainbow speck thingamabobs. Or, at least, that’s what they look like from here. Shall we investigate further?”
“Um… NO!!!! Please!!!”
Ok, I’m back now. Could someone fill me in on what’s going on now???? So, the dragon has blown up? Pity. Now it’s a good thing that I have some pie left now, ain’t it? I hope you guys like cheesy oreo pie, it kinda got all cheesy when I put it in with the Cheetos I was eating while you guys were looking for food……. oh well.
257- We don’t need your cheesy oreo pie, there’s plenty of jellybeans and sprinkles in the back of this flying bag. We’re very high up in the air, if you haven’t noticed.
258-ok then. I love jellybeans. So, well, what are e going to do now?
sorry, i’m currently in mental disorder because of DisneyBlog.
“Let’s not investigate any further, I’m too frightened of those mysterious footsteps pitter-pattering away from the dragon…”
Anybody going to volunteer to go investigate? I’ll come if anybody else is willing to……
“No! I am not willing to. Count me out!!!!”
Ok then, not Kokonilly. POSOC, Beavo, TMFA, Cats Meow, Emmatheduck, Alice, or IBCF, wanna come? Because if no one is coming, I’m DEFINITELY not going!
“I’ll come if at least two other people do.”
“Sigh. I really don’t want to go, but if worst comes to worst, I will. Groan.”
265- Well, so we just have to wait for ONE more person to volunteer, but if Kokonilly wants to go NOW, and no one else is going, than let’s go. But let’s maybe wait for some one else to volunteer, so kokonilly does not have to go.
“Well, if you put it that way…” *is yanked away by beatlesrockr*
I volunteer! What am I volunteering for?
FINE, I’ll go. *grumbles*
Did I not just post something? My computer is playing tricks on me.
“Let’s just keep going, then, if it’s not a hugely big deal.
WAIT.
I just thought of something. Dragons usually have treasure hordes. Treasure is good. Maybe the dragon would have treasure.”
“sure.”
272- “Ooo, treasure. But how do we find it?”
“Well, maybe we have to find the Key with the Map. Maybe it’s a Quest! We have to go through the Side-Door, and sit upon the Door-Step. *gasp* Maybe we’ll find a coat of mithril! Or the Arkenstone!” *rambles on excitedly*
!! That’s funny, I know a lot about dragons. But usually, for them, the harder the “treasure” the better quality of it to them. To find the treasure, first we have to figure out what kind of dragon it was. I wasn’t here to see it. So what color was it, how many legs did it have, and what size of wings?? Very important questions, if we’re going to find treasure! *jumps up and claps excitedly at the wprd treasure* TREASURE!!!!!!!
“…And then we’ll use our Ring of Power to turn invisible in the Battle of Five Armies, and…”
*rambles on*
276, 277- “Quit rambling, you two. Why don’t we just follow the dragon’s fiery footprints back to it’s cave, or whatever it lives in?”
“Hmph. Fine! Ooh, footprints!” *follows*
Footprints??? I guess I really do need glasses. They look more like dragon “pies” “smells footprint* UGH!! It IS a dragon pie!!!!! Okay everyone! On we go! We can’t stand here all day! *Everybody follows footprints, talking on and on about treasure* “I wonder what kind of treasure we find! Maybe…… “Rubies, and Diamonds, Opals, we’re going to be RICH!!!” “But something has to be GUARDING the treasure, more Rabid Hot Pink Bunnies or something. Maybe even a MUTANT Rabid Hot Pink Bunny!!!”
*stops* “There’s a reason I have -5.00 prescription glasses. And why it gets worse every year.” *continues*
“Really everybody, something has to be guarding the treasure, not just the dragon. Maybe someone already knows about the treasure……. No, nobody else does I’m guessing, because we are the only ones who knows it’s dead. Right? Right?”
“Exactly. We have to find the treasure before anyone else finds the dead dragon and thinks that there might be treasure.”
“Um…”
282- Whoops sorry, I forgot to change back!!!!!
“What is it Kokonilly? Is something wrong???
“Well, I did see some people inspecting the dragon as we were leaving…”
“So we really do have a problem? This is bad, really bad.”
*pales* “Uh oh… more bad news? I can’t handle the pressure!” *cracks up* *laughs maniacally*
What’s happening? We’re investigating the dragon’s lair? Sweet! *brings rope, lanterns, pickaxes, and rations* *stumbles under the wight* *does not understand the situation*
“Wait, Alice!” *runs after* *trips* *falls*
“What?”
“There are other people on this island? Man, you could have told me that earlier.”
“We really didn’t know that either. At least, I didn’t. We better find the dragons lair fast,” *looks around frantically* “Uh-oh. Them people are here. Ok, we have to make a trap. Maybe we could use the rope and pickaxes Alice brought. We have to keep them from getting OUR treasure!!!!!”
280- “Oh, nonsense! A dragon hoards treasure for itself; it wouldn’t allow anyone else near the treasure, even to guard it! And I don’t think the dragon would hoard things like rubies and diamonds; sweets are worth the most in Sucrosia”.
286- “Really? I didn’t see anyone inspecting the dead dragon, but then again, I wasn’t really looking. Are you sure they were people? They could have been those *shudders* rabid HPBs following us. I don’t think they appreciated being tied to a tree. We should hurry up”.
293-SNAP! I did it again!!!
“Ack!!!” *crawls away fearfully*
293- “Whoa, beatlesrockr, wait a minute! How do we know these people are evil? They never saw us, and they could just be friendly PPP residents looking for treasure. We should figure exactly out who they are first.”
“True.” *stops* *gets up painfully* “Hello, how are you doing?” *shakes hand*
297- “We really don’t, but it doesn’t have to be a painful trap. Plus, who would be here, at this hour?” *looks around, the sun is coming up, barely* “You make a good point, they don’t have to be evil,” *Trots friendly down the hill, shakes their hand excitedly and chatters for a minute or two, and trots back* “Well, they say that, they are looking for treasure, and that, they are from the land of Bunnies. Anybody have an idea where that is?” *At that moment, the human shapes fall down, and in there places, small figures with tall ears, and cotton ball tails* “I guess IBCF was right, they are Bunnies,”
299- *nods* “Yep, looks like they’re bunnies, all right.”
RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!!!!!!!!! *mad scramble*
“Bunnies? AH!”
“RUN AWAY!!!” *starts running, trips on a log and goes tumbling down the hill* “HELP!”
302- *Groans* I am sure I changed it back this time!! Why does it keep going back?
*runs after Beatlesrocker* *Beatlesrocker tumbles into cave* “Hide in this cave! Quick!”
“Huh? What cave? AAAHHH!!!” *runs* *dives in cave*
*bunnies see us in cave* *bunnies climb down hill and grin wickedly* “Back, you rabid hot pink things!” *picks up stick* *waves it at bunnies* “Back, I say!” *suddenly realizes stick is a bone* *turns around* *realizes we are in dragon’s cave*
“Ack! In the dragon’s cave! Ooh, what’s this?” *sits around and plays with treasure*
TREASURE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! We found the treasure? *Gives a loud WHOOP for joy, than turns slowly took look at the bunnies, quickly advancing on us* RUN AWAY! *Runs into cave wall and passes out*
“Ack! Wake up, Beatlesrockr!” *slaps repeatedly* “Uh oh…” *dons protective suit and goes to battle with a lightsaber*
((Did I mention our country exports lightsabers?))
*avoids battle* *notices treasure* “Gold! We’re rich! Wait a minute–” *notices that gold looks suspiciously like tin foil*
“yea! We’ve got cholate coins!”
*kills at least 25 bunnies but gets swarmed* Help! Gurgle… thank goodness (gurgle) I have a bunny-proof (ow) suit on…
Oh dang. Tin foil’s nice enough, I guess. But it’s not the same.
HELP!!!!! *gurgle* *screams*
“Well, what do you expect in a country called Sucrosia?”
*notices Kokonilly* *goes to help*
*stabs 2 more* *gets swarmed again* “Ack! Gurgle…”
Oh, sorry, Kokonilly. I forgot all about you. *takes bone* *whacks bunnies*
*gasp* “Oh, thanks, IBCF…” *faints*
*Eye vision is blurry, can only see pink, pink and more pink, passes out again*
*wakes up feebly* “They’re gaining on us…”
320- “On the contrary, they’ve already got us. It would seem that we are now tied to a stick”. *struggles*
“Ooh. This adventure seems to have taken a turn for the worst.
Darn bunnies…darn their…ultimate cuteness…and amazing awesomenes…”
-has been hypnotised-
*bunnies make a fire and get a pot of water* “Hm, looks like they aim to cook us in a stew.”
*writhes and twists, now wide awake* “AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!” *screams at the top of her lungs* *you have no idea how shattering my scream is*
*casually takes out swiss army knife* *starts cutting rope*
*has the sense to take out Swiss army knife too* *cuts rope* *screams, driving bunnies away* *screams some more*
326- *puts earplugs on*
“Hey, IBCF, can I have some earplugs too?”
328- “Whaaat? Oh, you want earplugs too? Here.” *gives earplugs*
“Thanks.” *puts on earplugs*
I bet we’ll have a PPP Part 9 soon, at the rate we’re going.
*still screaming* *hacks away at ropes of other people, being free herself*
*Finally wakes up, thinking this is a dream* “LALALALALALALA HOT PINK BUNNIES! So cute! *starts going crazy but than comes back to reality* “Huh? Where are we? *Feels a sudden warmness on my back, looks down* “OMIGOD! *Looks at the HPBs* “Help me tip the pot over onto them!!!!!! We could burn them all!” *Screams and pushes, pushes and screams some more* “HELP!”
*screams, still* *still helping people out of the ropes* *when done, assists Beatlesrockr*
332- Burn them? That’s not nice.
*HPBs scatter at Kokonilly’s scream*
(My voice is hoarse by now) “Good, we scared them. Let’s chase them away – cough – for good!” *battle screams, complete with voice crack and coughing* “CHARGE!!!!!!”
335- “Hm, too late now. They’ve vanished. Why don’t we go back and check out the Dragon’s treasure?”
Wow. I haven’t been on here a lot, eh?
No, Beavo, you haven’t.
“I thought you said it was chocolate.” *whispers because voice is nearly gone – oops, there it went!*
“So? We can EAT it!”
*licks diamond* Mmm, these diamonds are sweet! Let’s take some of this stuff. Where’d we put the magical giant bag?
*sign language* *gestures wildly*
“Sweet diamonds? I love this island already!” *notices Kokonilly* “What’s up?”
*blinks sleepily* “I think I need some coffee. Oh, I know sign language! “
*points at crack in cave* *it’s widening*
“Omigod. Well, maybe there’s more treasure!!!!!!!!!!”
“I know sign language too! :D” *looks at Kokonilly and Beatlesrockr* “Yay, more treasure! Let’s go get it!”
*shakes head wildly* *points to widening shadows*
347- *suddenly decides it would be wise to leave cave*
*races out of cave with IBCF at tail*
*runs out of the cave* “What *gasp* is *gasp* it *gasp* guys?” *looks around and finally realizes that the cave was gone* “Huh?”
*gapes* *faints*
351- *revives Kokonilly*
*is revived* “Thanks, IBCF. But what IS that???”
It’s a health textbook! And it’s forty feet tall! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!! *runs*
A health textbook? What’s that doing in a dragon’s cave? Wait–maybe he uses it to scare away PPP residents when he’s sleeping. Either that, or it’s some kind of enchantment that makes a giant forty-foot living textbook that is heading straight for us with it’s fists clenched guard the treasure. Or a combination of both. Or maybe–*is grabbed by textbook and tossed into the digestive system section on ch. 18* *textbook shuts*
Ewww, Chapter 18. *shudders* *uses Exacto knife to rescue IBCF* How are you? Did it scar you for life?
356- Naaw, it’s just a normal textbook, except it’s alive and is very angry at you now. *textbook snaps shut, squeezing me back inside and blowing Alice away*
Oh, snap. *brandishes knife*
358- *textbook kicks knife off the PPP with gigantic foot*
Argh! No! My exacto knife! *sobs*
“Don’t worry, I still have my Swiss Army knife. And a match.” *pulls out match, but is stopped by Alice*
*Looks around sleepily* “See here book, we will share with you many random factoids about the body, and you let him go!” *everybody looks at me like I’m crazy* “What? I’m dreaming. I can say whatever I want in a dream! I am dreaming, right?”
suddenly, IBCF! pulls out a PWT PWNS poster and the book spits him out.
PWT PWNS! PWT PWNS! PWT PWNS!
“Sorry, Beat, you’re not dreaming.”
363, 364- No, I’m perfectly capable of saving myself.
365- No bunnies! *pies bunny*
*pies bunny* “What’s happening?” *is confused* *sits down on rock* *rock opens up* *falls into abyss*
*Jumps in after Kokonilly, not knowing what she’s doing* “Han on!” *Gets out Indiana Jones launcher gun and shoots out long rope to the top, and misses* “EUI CURUMBA! The stupid thing doesn’t work!”
370- Snap. At least somebody already guessed me.
“Han on? Huh?” *realizes voice came back* *passes out in midair*
((New thread?))
*giant textbook charges at Beatlesrocker*
“I MEANT TO SAY HANG ON BUT YOU CAN’T DO THAT ANYMORE NOW CAN YOU?” *Is yelling because of the loud roaring of the Text Book* “ACK!” *hit the ground with a loud thump* “Argh, that hurt. I wonder how many feet we are below the ground.”
*wakes up faintly* I don’t know, really… where am I? Who am I? Who are YOU???
*starts going crazy&* “It is not the question of who am I, but the question of who are you. I know who I am, I am Prince GOGIN shalmadog Ding of the Ricky Ticky Bombay India, India, India,” *falls to the floor once again motionless, suddenly gets up, screams, and then falls back again*
“Um… who did you say you were? Why am I here? Who am I? What am I in? A hole? How did I get here? Why do we have so many jellybeans?” *wanders around and babbles*
“42.”
“AHHH! What is that voice? Why am I only with one other person in this hole? 42!!!!! ARGH!!!” *spins around and falls to the ground*
“ARGH,” *falls to ground, and falls so hard that she is better* “Huh? Kokonilly? KOKONILLY!!” *whacks Kokonilly*
*squeezed in textbook pages* “Is everyone going crazy out there?”
“Urk… Beatlesrockr??? What was THAT for???” *slaps back*
*pops out of nowhere*
Uh, yeah, IBCF.
I have an idea! “IBCF! Get the book to open it’s cover!” He struggles, and gets it open. I take out a pen, and get onto his shoulders. I write The Man For Aeiou, 2008 in the cover’s name place. it strinks and hops into my backpack.
385- “Good riddance to bad rubbish.” *pulls book out of backpack and gives it a kick*
*fetches water from nearby river and pours it into pot* *builds fire* *gets several chamomile tea bags* *places tea bags in water* *waits about 30 seconds* *fills two cups with chamomile tea* *walks over to Kokonilly and Beatlesrockr* *forces tea down their throats* *waits for them to calm down*
386- I love that phrase. First saw it in Ms. Chippy’s Last Expedition.
“Ack…” *gurgles* *falls asleep*
*is still awake because of the fall* “What was that for?” *takes chamomile tea and forces it down everyone else’s throats* *stops and realizes it wasn’t a good idea* *runs around frantically* “I guess I should go to sleep too. But then we will be off guard.”
389- “You forgot about me, Beatlesrockr. I was just trying to calm you two down…” *gets coffee maker* *makes coffee* *forces everyone to drink coffee* *everyone wakes up*
“Now that that’s out of the way, I suggest we go back to the Dragon’s cave and collect the treasure/candy.”
“But it’s gone IBCF, vanished into thin air,”
391- What now?
“Let’s go exploring!” *marches off*
*follows Kokonilly* *sings cheerfully* We are explooooooooring, out into the open world, we love to live and march off into the WOOOOOOHOOOODS, march of into the WOODS! All we know for sure is that, we might not live. But we will. Because we ALL GO MARCHING, WE ALL GO MARCHING,”
((Oh, and sorry for the double post, but GAPAS can we have a new thread? We are almost to 400. I WON’T say the dreaded “P” word this time
))
“The ants go marching 1 by 1, hurrah, hurrah…”
((Please post! It’s not exciting.))
((SHADOWKAT IS HERE!!!!!!!!! REJOICE!!!!!!!))
Yup, preeeeeetty much!!!! It’s nice to see I’m loved.
What did I have…? Ah, yes! THE SNOW CAP ISLANDS!!!!! They exist once more!!
Sooo, what exactly are we all doing, now?
398 – Well, the leaders of the countries are on an expedition through Sucrosia.
For anyone who doesn’t know, Shadowkat introduced PPP a very… very… long time ago.
Original thread: https://musefanpage.com/blog/?p=486
Seems like a good occasion for a new thread.