yay. first post. anyways, could that pcture be from the ‘frozen earth’ muse?
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Yes, it is! right before CHad gets his tongue stuck. Boy, you stay up late.
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Hello, peoples!!!!!!!! I have nothing worth saying. Yes, it’s very sad. But true.
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Nooooooooo my plan has failed! :sob sob: Okay.I love December. Because of the holiday, but also because I like the season. Even though it never snows.
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WHAT BLIZZARD??!! there is no blizzard here! waaaaaaaaah…
December rocks. especially dec. 17th. the day we get off skool.
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I like December because it has Festivus in it. Happy Festivus!!!!!!! If you totally don’t get what I’m talking about, you need to watch Seinfeld.
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It snowed here. Is cool. Is good.
I like snow. I failed NaNoWriMo miserably (7096 words), but there’s next year, isn’t there?
I wish there was a December Muse.
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Hey, could the MAPs put Festivus on the calendar? It’s on December 23rd. It would be really funny if all of us would wish everyone we see on that day a happy Festivus. Even if they’re total strangers. I’m going to do it, who’s with me?
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Is it on December 23 every year?
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Am I the only person here again? Come on people, I’ve been lurking around since i got home and nobody’s said anything!!! MG? RRF? GAPA? where are yoooooooouuuuu…
I have a need to procrastinate right now. OH! i’ll go to books+movies and ramble on about the movie(s) we’re watching…
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I don’t watch Seinfeld. For those of us who don’t, can someone please provide an explanation for the rest of us?
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That made very little sense. To clear up: I and a few others, I’ll bet, (unless I’m all ALONE waaah.) want to know what Festivus is. Explanation, anyone?
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I sympathize, but this really isn’t a chatroom, you know. Down time is just part of the blog experience.
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In other words, the GAPA can tell that we’re not doing our hw and he’s in the pay of our parents to shut down the blog for a bit and make us do some work.
What?! It’s a possibility! Stop staring at me!
Festivus is some kind of Seinfield inside joke. I would LOVE to tell you what it is but I have no clue. I don’t watch Seinfield either.
Hey maybe we should start a Muse chatroom! Then the blog could slow down a bit. Only problem is all the free chatroom places don’t really work that well.
Well so far your plot’s working GAPA…I’m about halfway done with my hw now…yippee. gotta do the rest though so later peoples.
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I have just received shattering news: my subscription to Muse has run out! Waaaaaaah!
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AAAH!! SCREAM PANIC AND HELPLESSLY RUN AROUND IN CIRCLES!!!!!
(but inwardly rejoice that you are not the only person who hasn’t read the nov/dec issue yet)
(also be happy that you are not the only person still alive in the universe)
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I don’t watch TV, and therefore wish-DEMAND an explanation of the Festivus. Meanwhile, I don’t think the GAPA is Dawn Raiding us (Dawn Hostaging, really) because Mr. Coontz, Mr. Baker, and Ms. Spector are NICE adults and are happy that we’re on the blog plotting world domination.
So what are all you froods (guys, but applies to both sexes) craving for the hols? I totally want a nice Swiss Army pocketknife, which I’ll get w/my own $ if I have to, and a tank of Triops, which are these prehistoric three-eyed fish that are officially awesome.
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cell phone. need one. badly. i had a theater meeting after skool today and i borrowed somebody else’s phone but i couldn’t get through cuz of some weird thing so i gave up and my mom got freaked and yelled at me.
that is something to be avoided if possible…
my own comp would be nice. doubt i’ll get that and a phone though.
BOOKS totally rock-specifically the belgariad (which i still don’t have…) and 1776 (due back soon ) and whatever else…
nothing much else…
wait if triops are prehistoric how can you get them?
for some odd reason that sounds like a type of clothing…i have no clue why…
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hey all. Who here thinks Pride and Prejudice (the old one and the book) is hysterical?
I have been learning barehand. I am punching the wall and stuff to build my calluses until I can find some sand. It hurts but who cares? It’s for the greater good :). When I find sand it won’t though. I need to work on my footwork, because I have good blocking tecniques and a fair punch, but bad kicks. I can’t really use kicks very much ’cause I wear a skirt, but I could use a few low moves.
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it looks like the blogs clock is on central or eastern time. that would explain the very late time.
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I play the alto saxophone. I was doing expirements on chocolate selling. It depends on how the word is spelled. I put Choklit o all the sides and I got way more sales.
I had to shovel the driveway today. There are no blizzards here either. Right now, I am making a scarf for one of my cousins.
Has any one ever read The Chosen? Good book.
On Friday, it is the anniversary of my first reading of manga.
I got a new winter coat! My sister got my old one. I’m surprised that she actually liked this hand-me-down.
I got a cell phone on Friday. My schools football team is ranked second in the state.
My favorite article of clothing is/are socks
In my future:
Go to Greece and Rome.
Live in the Coloseum.
Get kicked out.
Live in Zeus’s temple.
Move to Italy.
Eat spaghetti.
Invent spaghetti on a stick.
Move to Ireland.
Find affordable living.
Eat potatoes.
Possibly mow lawn.
Has any one ever read Tithe? Good book. Discussion after everyone has read it? Maybe?
what is Num Lock?
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Pride and prejudice is hilarious! they cut out a lot of the funnies bits in the new movie though.
yes boxty! The power of CHOKLIT!!!
I had to read the chosen for skool over the summer. I thought it was good until it came time to overanalyze it and search for the “hidden meanings” and all. meh.
that sounds like an interesting life…
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Pride and prejudice is hysterically funny.
Okay, Festivus. On Seinfeld, there are four main people, Jerry (who the show centers around), George, Kramer, and Elaine. George’s parents are really off the wall and wacked out. When George was growing up, they had this holiday (because they didn’t believe in Christmas) that they celebrated every year, called Festivus. George hated this holiday, because hi parents were really weird, and it reminded him of his bed childhood. The holiday itself was really funny, with a ple instead of a tree, and “The Airing of Greivances”, where you said what you thought was wrong with everybody. George’s parents had stopped celebrating it for a while, but then Kramer found out about it and thought it was great, so he inspired George’s dad to start doing it again. It was really funny, with Kramer going aroun pronouncing things a “Festivus miracle!!!” Yes, it always falls on the 23rd.
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Hey, what happened to my Festivus comment?!!?!
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It got swept back in time when I reset the time stamp, but I think I’ve fixed it now. I’ll wait until later to make the changeover.
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It was supposed to say “his” instead of “hi”, “pole” instead of “ple”, and “around” instead of “aroun”. I just decided to correct my typos now rather than have them picked apart by other Musers.
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Wait, why is my last comment befor the Festivus one?!?!! You MAPs are really confusing me.
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It’s because I tried to reset the automatic “time stamp” on comments to Central Standard Time. New comments thought they were two hours earlier and moved up to put themselves in chronological order. I’ve de-reset the stamp and will wait until morning when nobody is posting.
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And it was supposed to say “bad’ instead of “bed”.
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I’m done now, you can do whatever you want. I won’t post again. I promise. I think. I promise. I’m going to bed.
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Things are much simpler in Britain. We only have one time zone. That’s the advantage of living on a poky little rock with no space. We do have Daylight Saving Time, but we call it British Summer Time because we invented it. Well, we think we did. We have to maintain some sort of national pride after you lot beat us to the aeroplane, and SCOTS came up with telephones and televsion. Still, one of our lot did invent the World Wide Web. That keeps us going nicely nowadays, amd it’s a great relief. The Steam Engine was getting a bit peripheral.
There’s a thought which might be directed to His Highness the Lord High Comptroller of Museblog. Thread on inventions?
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Boy, you guys spend a lot of time on here. I go on, say, once a day, somtimes two, and there are always a zillion posts before me!
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Grr. I was typing but then by computer was attacked by a flying “we can help you with spyware even though we’re really spyware” popup.
Yeah, so I’ve seen every Seinfeld episode at least six or seven times. My parents love the show way too much.
“Festivus, for the rest of us!”
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here is a safe way to get rid of spyware popups: Alt+F4
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The Chairman just tried to do something he did last year: build a replica moai out of snow in the yard. Unfortunately, the snow isn’t the right consistency for packing. I am going to make it even bigger than the 6′ tall of last year and with better facial features. I am also going to pour water on it so it freezes and will stay there for quite a while.
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THE DANCE IS TONIGHT!!!!!!!! YIPPEE!!!!!!!! I’M GOING WITH MY FRIEND KKKITTYKAT!!!!! OF COURSE SHE IS GOING TO GO TRY TO FIND SOME EIGHTH GRADER SHE LIKES AND TELL HIM HE’S HOT WITH HER FRIEND MARY…………. ALSO, RYAN IS GOING TO BE AT THE DANCE!!!!!!!! YEAHYEAHYEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YIPPEE!!!!!!!!!! YIPPEE!!!!!!!!!!! ONCE, LAST YEAR, AT THE DANCE, WHEN THE PLAYED THE YMCA, EVERYONE GOT UP ON THE BLEACHERS AND STARTED TO DANCE (DO THE YMCA, I MEAN)!!!!!!!!!!! OMS I CAN’T WAIT!!!!!! I’LL POST EVERY DETAIL OF THE DANCE TOMORROW!!!!!!!!!!
I CAN’T WAIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
OH AND WHEN RYAN WAS TELLING A FUNNY STORY ABOUT HOW HE DID SOMETHING TOTALLY STUPID, I SAID THAT REMINDED ME ABOUT THE TIME I STAPLED MY MATH PROJECT TO THE TABLE!!!! AND THEN WE BOTH STARTED CRACKING UP!!!!!!!! IT WAS FUNNY!!!!!
G2G!!!! BYE!!!!!
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Eh…. I wish there was a dance at my school. I would ask the person currently worthy of my interest.
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Like the easter Island Heads Calvin made in one of the Calvin & Hobbes comics? Those were cool.
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I love school dances. I like not having to think for a few hours, letting the music infiltrate my mind. Sadly, the opposite sex is opposed to me, and I have not often had the pleasure to dance with a guy.
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Why do I like December? Because it’s present month for me. I get presents on the 6th, enough time so that there’s a difference between it and Christmas so I don’t have to make a list for both holidays. Then, on my birthday, if my list is fulfilled, I get to make another list for Christmas, getting everything I could ever want!!! Well anyway, ho ho hoe, says the mistletoe. Whatever, eh? Alright. Back to bussiness. I like Koko, but he looks silly when he’s a shivery like that. lol! jk. Had to do a little daily “obs” today. Smile.
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Seinfield! I like that show a lot! But I think Fraiser is better.
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Hmph. I dislike my school dances. Of course, I’ve never gone, but I know I be greatly displeased I’d wasted my Friday watching the immature be themselves.
Okay, now that that’s done, I’d like to request everyone to tell me/ the general population their favorite song. I should post this in music, but you know you wouldn’t answer if I out this there, so fie upon it. Mine is “Haruka Kanata” by a band with a ridiculous name that I won’t take the time to type out. It has personal meaning I’m sure no one cares about.
I like both of those, KitKat, but House i. my absolute favorite non-anime show. Ever. Bwa.
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Sssssss. Grant is pleased. Grant has got the phone number of someone he wants to ask out. Grant must now get over his hatred of calling people on the telephone.
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I’ve read the chosen. it’s very good. I finally got my Nov/Dec issue. I never got the october one though
I doesn’t snow here, but people put up snowman decorations. Which is weird.
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My current favourite song is John Bennet’s “Weep, O mine eyes”. Short and a bit morbid, but brilliant.
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Oh, and Clement Jannequin’s “Song of the Birds”, which is just totally wild.
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I’M BACK!!!!!!! THE DANCE WAS AWESOME!!!!!!! THEY PLAYED THE YMCA AND EVERYONE GOT UP ON THE BLEACHERS!!!! (I ALMOST FELL OFF THE BLEACHERS THOUGH…..) I SAW RYAN!!!! HE WAS DANCING WITH ANOTHER GIRL, BUT THEN THAT GIRL STARTED DANCING WITH ANOTHER BOY SO I’M GUESSING THAT THEY WERE JUST FRIENDS. NO I DID NOT DANCE WITH ANOTHER BOY. OR RYAN. HEY, GRANT, IF A BOY AVOIDS A GIRL, LIKE HE ACTS ALL SHY TO HER, DOES THAT MEAN HE LIKES HER? BECAUSE RYAN AVOIDED ME BUT I THINK THAT WAS BECAUSE I WAS WITH MY FRIENDS ALL THE TIME…….. I’M GOING TO ASK RYAN TO COME TO MY CHORUS CONCERT THAT IS ON TUESDAY WHEN WE COME BACK TO SCHOOL ON MONDAY. I WONDER WHAT HE’LL DO……..
WE’RE GETTING OUR CHRISTMAS TREE TODAY!!!!!!!!!!! YEAH!!!!! I DON’T KNOW WHY BUT I LIKE THE CAPS LOCK BUTTON A LOT…. WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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OH AND HOW’D YOU GET HER NUMBER GRANT?
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oh dear. I think a certain key on kricket’s keyboard is stuck.
I don’t really like skool dances but i go to them anyway. it’s not so bad when your friends are there. it seems like they could play some decent music though…
i have to start my project today cuz i really don’t want to do it over christmas break. ick. *shudder*
NO!! NEEEEEED VACATION!!!!!!! not nasty icky project!! grrr
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I’m not quite sure what my current song is right now. I think it may be “Girl”by Beatles, but I’ve had “Send the Marines” by Tom Lehrer (on That Was the Year That Was, which all of you need to go out and buy right now, because it is very funny, although some of it is a bit offensive to some people) stuck in my head for the last few days, and then Shostakovich 5, and 7, and the 8th quartet are all wonderful (I like the waltz movement of the 8th a whole lot, and then the second movement is really fun to play, (at least the parts I know) because you get to scrub away and it’s really cool) and so are lots and lots of other things, and I’ve had various Pete Seeger songs going around in my head, etc.
Hey, the Brits did invent the kilt.. I think..
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The DJ the school always hires for our school dances is terrible. Except for a total of 2 slow songs for 3 hours, he plays nothing but (c)rap.
I got her number by asking for it.
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Hi guys!!!!! I’m at my grandparent’s house, so I don’t have a lot of time. I just wanted to let y’all know I’m alive, so you won’t be worried.
Finally, some people who watch Seinfeld!!!!! I love that show way too much. Never seen much of Frasier.
Y’all have never heard of my favorite song, and it’s Christian so you probably wouldn’t like it anyway, but I’ll tell you. It’s “Love Song” by Third Day. I always cry when I hear that song.
I’ve never been to a dance in my life, and I would like to keep it that way. It doesn’t seem like my kind of thing.
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you got her # by asking for it? wow, what an idea!
lol!
my fav song is never do anything by bnl. woohoo all hail the procrastination!
my friend found some british rap. it is hilarious
classical music rocks, but i can never remember what it’s called. i’ll hear a song and i’ll be like “oh yeah i like this song!” but then i’ll be talking about it and people’ll go “what song are you talking about?” and i’ll say “i have no idea.”
which isn’t a very helpful thing to say is it?
i do remember that i like the 1812 overture. there’s a whole bunch more but of course i can’t remember their names…
i itch. i just got a haircut. i hate haircuts. i despise haircuts. they are eeeevil…
plus i have really thick hair and whenever i get my hair cut somebody inevitably says “oh you have such nice thick hair i wish i had hair like that” and i sit there thinking “no you really don’t. be very careful what you wish for. especially if you’re wishing for everlasting torture”
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Yay for people actually responding to my request! I dislike rap. I could have been on the dance commitee in my school’s council thing, but I don’t see the point since I never go. The DJ they hired played KidzBop, or so I hear. There was much complaining, to which I laughed.
My friend has super thick hair, so it takes at least 3 hours to dry. Often longer.
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thank you muse! your phineas gage article is making me haaaaappyyy. I can ramble on for a bit about the prefrontal cortex. maybe do a little poster or something. 5 minutes at least. and then we’re allowed to spend about 5 min. on video clips and things…show some monty python that’s 10 out of 20 minutes…then thank you muse again for the link about the funniest joke in the world…i can give a rant on that. it’s got some nice stuff about the differences in jokes between countries…that’s maybe 15 min. woohoo! only 5 min. left to figure out!!! go muse!!! you rock!!!
oh the joys of being a muser. who knows, i might actually get this thing done before christmas! (yeah right. but hey, let me be optomistic and deluded for a bit)
anyhoo, just a random rant on how you guys make skool way better…all hail muse.
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I HATE RAP!!!!!!!!! IT’S SOOOOO ANNOYING!!!!!!! OH AND I’LL LISTEN TO ANYTHING, (EXCEPT RAP) BUT THE SONGS I HAVE STUCK IN MY HEAD IS “THE HAMPSTER DANCE” AND “ALMOST”……. I’M ONE OF THOSE PEOPLE WHO JUST LISTEN TO WHATEVER IS ON THE RADIO….. EXCEPT RAP…… I HATE RAARRRGGHHHHH……… *SOUND OF KRICKET…
ACK! PARENTAL UNIT!!
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I don’t like rap, I’m more of a punk rock/hard rock person.
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I hate rap. I like reggae, punk/hard rock, almost no country except for Elvis Costello, dub, whatever Gary Brooker and Procul Harum is, and pretty much anything except pop. My favorite song is either “Even the Losers” by Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers, “(Nothing but) Flowers” by Talking Heads, or “From A Whisper To A Scream” by Elvis Costello and the Attractions. I also LOVE Tom Lehrer, esp. “Lobachevsky”, “We Will All Go Together When We Go”, and “The Elements”, which I’ve memorized. The Boy Scout song is superb also.
Good luck to Grant and Kricket! I live in a hamlet (town sense, not “To be or not to be, that is the question”) and basically avoid dances, because of the adrenaline, nervousness, and being publicly ridiculed for not asking anyone to dance. And the emcee invariably plays offel. And why does Kricket suddenly type in all caps? I have “Pump It Up” by Elvis Costello/Attractions stuck in my head, and am playing “Radio Head” by Talking Heads on my WMP right now.
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Caps Lock is a wonderous thing. XP I like some country, but I don’t have a certain type of muci that I listen to, just mostly Japanese stuff. Which is way more enjoyable than you’d think.
I stay away from dances for the same reasons.
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Typing in all caps is called flaming and usually discouraged.
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*stares on enviously* luckies. The school dances sound fun. Even though, if my school had them, I would probably spend the entire time by the wall reading my favorite magazine (guess…). And trying not to physically assault the myriads of well-meaning friends who would keep telling me to get up and ask somone to dance. You can’t say no to these people. Phoenix does not dance. Even if somone would ask me, which they wouldn’t.
Mr. Chairman, I feel nasty. can I pease insult you insincerely? as in I am going to say something that I don’t mean? thak you. Here goes: Is your ego really truly as engorged as all that or is it just an internet thing, like my outspokeness?
Okay, now I am going to apologise profusely, because I am taking out my horrible mood on you. Sorry, my greatest apologies, I didn’t mean a word of it, I had no choice, communists were threatening my gerbil.
Oh yeah, and all but the last was true, unless my sister is a communist. No wait… *catches sister in the act of eating ketchup, which is communist* I knew it!
Good luck with Ryan, Kricket.
bleh.
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I have something to tell you all- fur is dead. I just heard that, and will now tell that to everyone I see.
Caps lock isn’t as bad as sticky caps…ugh.
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no flaming is like hate mail except online. a lot of it is in all caps, but all caps in itself isn’t flaming.
stupid flamers. give the caps lock a bad name. *sulkpout*
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I hate the cold. *shivers* *groans* yech.
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erm…interesting news axa. did you mean fur is dead as in “out” or fur is dead as in a dead animal?
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how does it work?
get me a chicken and i’ll show you.
bum bum buuuuuuuuuum
they’ve got ginger!!
oh terror.
fly over there! save her!
of course! No! we can’t do that! they’ll be expecting that!
whatever! who cares? not me!
chickens go in, pies come out. chicken pies, not apple pies.
well duuuuuuuuuuuuur.
omg this movie is really annoying after the 2038952093857th time.
hey cold’s better than hot. i think anyway.
how about it? would you rather freeze or burn?
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As in it’s animal carcass, and I haven’t a clue why anyone would ever want to wear it. It’s like “Oh look at me, I’m wearing a dead animal!” Yeesh people.
If that bolds everything, I’m sorry, my computer has an eternal hate for me. :weeps:
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oo I love that movie!
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oo I love that movie!
I have never done either, so I wouldn’t know. Some people have this big plan about how they want to die. I have one– old age.
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I would rather freeze.
Phoenix: I’ve never been to a dance, but I’m sure my experience would be much like yours. I would want to stand in the corner all night and not talk to any guys, and if I was lucky enough to have friends there they would stand in the corner with me, while simultaneously telling me that I shouldn’t be standing there, to go talk to a guy and ask someone to dance. All my friends think I’m supposed to be outgoing, yet they are total hypocrites!!!! If I didn’t have any friends there, I would spend the night not talking to anyone except for the adult chaperones. Believe it or not, I’m actually really reserved in real life. Not as bad as I used to be, but I don’t talk much to strangers, and I’m bad around guys, which is really weird considering that I totally don’t even like guys, much less have crushes on them enough to be embarrassed around them. It doesn’t make any sense, and all the theories I’ve heard don’t apply to me.
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I love fur!!!!!!!! Sorry, I just get really weird on the internet. I won’t get into why, but I will say that Axa should keep comments like that on the Hot Topics section of this blog, and not where people either have to ignore them or clog up the thread.
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Hmph, no one is posting. I guess they all went to bed or something. I’m left here all alone in the MuseBlog. This could eventually get scary. When I’m all alone and there’s no one to stop me, weird things could start to happen. If SOTWIAE (Strange Off The Wall Internet Alter Ego for you newbies who weren’t around when she ruled me), I’m very sorry. Just remember that I couldn’t help it, and I’m really a lot nicer than that. Fair warning, I think I feel her coming on.
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Hi guys!!!!!!! MontgomeryGurl is gone now, she can only exist when there are other Musers hanging around. I, on the other hand, thrive on solitude!!!!! I love it when there is no one around ot stop my insanity!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I wear fur what’s wrong with fur are you just mean I love fur I actually don’t wear it because it’s expensive and my mom won’t buy it for me but I would if I could and I think everyone should wear it and you’re just a mean person if you don’t wear it and everyone wear fur and we’ll have a big fur party dance and have a lot of fun in fur and we’ll just be totally politically incorect and have a lot of fun doing it and anyway I just like fur!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Where is everyone why does everyone go to bed so early it’s only whatever time it is and that’s not very late at all I want someone to talk to me I was lying before when I said I thrived on solitude I’m the social one MG is a hermit who never talks to anyone and she needs to get out more often and figure out what all of her friends are talking about and she’s very excited about going to LWW but she doesn’t want to go to a big theater with a lot of people she doesn’t know who might want to talk to her and a lot of guys that might be mean to her or they might be too nice which would be worse and I think it’s just stupid and she should get over it and live a little but what do I know I’m only a bizarre alter ego and I think it’s just stupid not to like guys and I don’t know why she doesn’t and I think she should figure it out or she’ll never have any friends which would be terrible!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I wish I existed somewhere other than the internet because then I could help MG and make friends for her and maybe get her a boyfriend because everyone wants a boyfriend and she should have one or she’ll be really sad her whole darned life and she says she doesn’t want one but everyone does and man I’m hungry so I’m going to go to the food thread!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Um, I’m really sorry, what did she post? Oh my gosh!!!!! I am soooo sorry about that!!!!!!!! I really didn’t have any control!!!
First, I don’t get the non-fur thing, but I would not have phrased it that way, and my opinions on the subject are a lot more forgiving.
I don’t want a boyfriend!!!!!! Why does no one get that? I’ve tried and tried to explain it to my friends, my cousins, and now my alter ego, but no one listens. It’s bery annoying. Why can’t people figure it out? I’m fine without one, I’m only fourteen. No one seems to get that. They all give me this weird look and say, “but everyone wants a boyfriend!!! What, are you just embarrassed, or something?” and then a horrendous conversation follows in which I explain in great detail why I don’t date and wh I don’t want to date, and they alway walk away offended, if they get it at all. SOTWIAE is an idiot, don’t listen to her.
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i’m here. sort of.
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I’m not stupid I just get carried away why did MG have to go and insult me whats going AAIIIEEEE!!!!!!!!! *MG gets control* Really sorry guys. I think I’ve finally shut her up.
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Okay guys, I promise she won’t take over me for a little while. I’m getting off, so it can’t happen. Just thought you would like to know you’re safe.
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Heh, sorry. I will post my fur rant at a later date. Back on topic.
I get a ;aptop tommmorow! My life’s dream is to own a laptop, so I am very, very happy! Fweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
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One time I was at the Cleveland Orchestra and the lady in the seat next to me had a really big fur coat that she was letting spill into the seats around her, including mine. Fortunately I was able to resist the urge to shove the part of the coat in my seat up her unusually long nose.
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I don’t like fur. But I don’t think people who wear it are evil. So I’m glad you didn’t shove it up her nose, however much she might have deserved it.
MontgomoryGurl, I have found a kindred spirit. I have never felt the slightest urge to date. And even if I did, my parents would poleaxe me, stick both me and the poleaxe in the blender, add some milk, press ‘blend’, pour me into a glass, and feed it to the cat.
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Yay Phoenix!!!!!!! Maybe we should start a club or something.
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It’s nice how the MAPs correct typos when you let them know you’ve made them. Very impressive.
Have any of y’all ever seen MythBusters, on the Discovery channel? It’s really cool, and pretty “Muse like”. The hosts take urban legends and test them to see if they could really happen. A lot of times they end up blowing stuff up, and the hosts are really funny, so it’s a ton of fun. You learn a lot on the show, too. Sometimes they come up with pretty surprising results. It’s a lot of fun to watch, and I recommend it to all Musers.
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my dad’s strange. he has not one pc and has three laptops. only reason why i’ve had my own since last year.
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I don’t like fur either. My reasons can be saved for the “Hot Topics” thread.
I would date, if any of the stupid piddly boys at my school were worthy of my attention. (And they could be damaged by my ego :lol:) Actually, they’re not all stupid and piddly, but the ones that aren’t are either my friends or already have girlfriends, and I don’t particularly want to date any of them.
I hate school dances (or I think I would) because the music they play at this kind of thing sucks. I do not like rap or pop. I listen to mostly classical and rock, which are infinitely better than listening to some guy talk fast about degrading women. This is why I got sick of all the bar/bat mitzvah parties I went to last year. All the Jewish people at my school (except one) seem to be a)popular and b) lovers of rap/pop. Their parties were horrible. I know that many Jewish people are nice and cool, so don’t call me an anti-Semite for the previous statement. Because I’m not in the least.
When does everybody get off for winter break? I get off two days before Christmas, which I think is stupid.
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I have never gone to a school dance. I never will want to go. Maybe I’m just asocial or something..
Wow. I just typed “www.g” into my browser and google didn’t come up! This is a world record for me or something..
I wouldn’t have any objections against fur if it wasn’t made from animals, which kind of needed it to keep their innards contained.. There was some quote from the Restaurant at the End of the Universe to that extent but I can’t remember it and I’m too lazy to go get the book, so unless Juliette or someone can remember it, sorry, you’ll have to go find it yourself…
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ouch i feel for you rrf. i get off the 17th. mwahaha. *gloatgloat*
HEY! GLOATING ISN’T NICE!!!
*sniffsniff* sry! have some virtual choklit!
THAT’S BETTER!!
oh dear. I’ve picked up a conscience. tragic isn’t it?
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I get off at about 10 on next Friday. Which, according to my on-computer calendar, is the 16. And I really should be doing homework. But I can do three-turns (skating)!!!!!! Without putting my other foot down in the middle! Okay, so I can only do it on one foot in one direction, but hey, it’s a start. And I can also do forward spirals on one foot- I can’t on the other yet.
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I take not the slightest offense.
Today I went (am still am here) to NYC with my father. We are now at the Yeshiva University library, and apart from the fact that it dosn’t have fiction, it is awesome here! History and law and theology and philosophy and science… this place is so awesome! And we went out for lunch and I had a gigantic tuna melt sandwich so big I couldn’t finish it, and a choklit (note correct spelling) chip cookie, and some chocolate milk. I neglected to check the nutrition facts too closely on the latter, as I probably don’t want to know. I hate the city, but YU is the greatest. My dad showed me his dorm and how his dormmates used to “liberate” rats from the science lad, tie them to helium balloons, and float them down the hallway. Teenage boys are jerks– poor rats! Another reason why I don’t want to date. Yes, MG, let’s form the Girls With Sense Club, made up of girls who have never had that mysterious urge to humiliate themselves in public!
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my alter ego stole my name. 0_o
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yaay it’s officially almost christmas. I went and marched at the bca tree lighting thing. which was really sad. we started from csg and walked pretty much around a corner and down the street playing the SAME SONG like 8 times, and then we stood still and played some other songs and then went oooh aaah as somebody flipped a switch to turn some christmas lights on, then we had hot choklit. good times…
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Did anyone see Saturday Night Live last night? Dane Cook was hosting and it was hilarious. I am going to ask a certain unnamed girl out to a movie next Friday.
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ah. the frolickers frolic. either that or some muser has been emotionally scarred by not getting his/her comment posted and has gone and hunted down the GAPAs and they are now imprisoned in a dark, scary dungeon watching all their posts full of pleas for help get deleted by the deranged muser who is taking REVENGE!
Or maybe…*gasp* this is even worse…I’m not even sure I want to say it…Maybe…maybe they…maybe they have….have a…a…a…*whispers* life.
AAAAAAHHH!!!! NOOOOOO!!!!!! IMPOSSIBLE!!!! HEEELLP!!! SCREAM PANIC AND HELPLESSLY RUN AROUND IN CIRCLES!!!! *screams, panics, and helplessly runs around in circles.*
Or maybe their frolicking in a dark scary dungeon hiding from Life, who is hunting them down because apparently everybody is supposed to have one so they have to stay in the dark scary dungeon and frolic until Life goes away.
hmmm…..
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Rosanne might have a life, but I just have a big work project that I’ve been busy with all weekend. Sorry about any resultant posting lags.
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zat’s ok.
so what’s ur big project? something terribly exciting? or terribly boring? or somewhere in the middle…
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Something… might be about to happen. Somthing momentous. Well, to me at least. This might be an extended result of several productive actions of mine, like winning two matches and tying one match out of four in the Torah Bowl meet, even though we only have 7 people on the team and we had to learn 3 Parshiot, and our moderator only told us about the last one a week before the match. This was the biggest win for the girls’ team since it was founded. Last year we were 0 in 12 . But we outdid the boys’ team! yaay! they won 1game, by forfiet! Anyway, another factor might be my A in my physics test, and my perfect A+ average in Chumash, and my tendency toward bragging. Well, not the last one. Anyway, if this DOES happen, which I’m not sure it will, you will all know! well, some of you will. Ms. Angst and Mr. Ego in particular. And possibly Ebeth. Hold out!
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I’m just deliriously happy because:
1) I just had a year’s worth of cherry coke
2) I now have a laptop-Squee!
3) I finished my homework ( read: did a terrible job on the least amount of work needed)
Ah, cherry coke….
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Yes Phoenix, a Girls With Sense And No Desire To Spend Their Time Making Themselves Like Worthless Losers Club would be in great order. Guys aren’t even worth spending time on until they’re about 21, and then they think they’re something special because they can buy beer and you can’t even drive, and for some reason they just assume I’m an idiot, so they aren’t worth spending time with, either, but they probably will be by the time I hit that age.
Who is Ms. Angst? Who is Mr. Ego? Are they people on the blog? From the context, I have a feeling that they are, I just don’t know who. Mr. Ego would be Grant O. (note glaring lack of title), but I don’t know who Ms. Angst is. I feel like I missed something vitally important. I do that a lot.
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I have social studies notes to take (due Thursday) (read: tomorrow.) Blech.
Axa, if you do not give me your laptop NOW I shall be forced to hit you with a banana from all the way over in the Central Time Zone. (This applies even if you live here too.)
This is A-C, by the way. I just felt like changing my name.
Stop talking to me, RRF. I’m trying to write a thoughtful, introspective post here. (She is at my house and hyped up on Pepsi.) Actually, she’s supposed to have gone home by now, but her mom is a no-show.
Oh, I give up.
GO AWAY, RRF!
Hehehe! I have now evilly taken over ELoD’s computer! MWAHAHA! FEAR ME!!!
Unfortunately, I have nothing good to say.
Then gimme back my computer!
No! MINE!
I think that thrid Pepsi was a bad idea…
YEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!
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Most rap is (bleeped by the moterator). hey that rymes.
Talking heads is cool, Queen J. My favorite song by them is “Blind”.
I’m more of an Alternative Rock person, i also like pop songs from Europe and the Mid-east. There much better than American Pop.
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I like some rap, but only the stuff with more beat, and the stuff without cussing. Yes, you can find it, you just have to listen to Christian rap (yes, it does exist, and it’s not nearly so dorky as most people think) I like rock, hard rock, metal rock, pop/rock, punk rock, basically anything with “rock” in it. I do not like country. Every genre has a Christian music counter-part, and the closest counter-part for country I can find in Christian music is Southern Gospel or Gospel. Believe me, Christian music and gospel music are not the same thing. Good Christian music is what makes Christians cool, and I don’t feel like I’m giving up anything with it, but Gospel is the stereotypically dorky Christian thing to listen to, and it makes me want bash my head against the wall until I’m knocked unconcious and don’t have to hear the music anymore. You see the difference?
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ChinTsu, you gave yourself away when you misspelled “moderator”, and did it to a word that has been used previously by other Musers and isn’t considered a cuss word by most people.
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My best friend loves a Christian band…I think it’s called Tait? Not sure, hence the “?”
I heart Asian Kung Fu Generation. Yes that is a band name. A Japanese band that owns you all. Mwahaha. Excellent.
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:hides laptop:
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Also when the Mods bleep things they do it in square brackets and italics. Never mind, it was funny.
I like classical music, ORIGINAL Reggea (as in, Bob Marley and the Wailers) some classic and modern rock, jazz, and I hate so-called Jewish music. What it is is the artist picks a phrase from Scripture, from anywhere. Then he (almost always a he, women have more sense then that) repeats the phrase over and over and OVER and OVER…
don’t get me wrong. I have nothing against Jewish music in general. In fact, I quite like some kinds, like Matisyahu, but I retain my taste in music.
More specifically, I ike Ophrah Haza and Bein Ha’shmashot (between the suns), and Dire Straits, and Louie Armstrong, and the Beatles, and Kate Bush (a lot) and Irish music.
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Yeah, it’s called Tait. I like that band a lot, too. The lead singer, Micheal Tait, used to be part of a band called DC Talk, but they broke up. Before DC Talk broke up, they were huge. Anyway, that’s beside the point.
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oh sure as soon as I leave everybody comes on. *sulk*
lol! jk!
who here has heard the song Boris the Spider? That is an awesome song.
Boooooooooooooooris the spiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiddeeeeeeeeeeeer…
I was listening to the radio, and “Three Kings of Orient” came on. It got me thinking about how Dave Barry said that after the line “Three kings of orient we are” everyone inexplicably wants to make the next line “Smoking on a rubber cigar”. I started thinking about it, and sure enough, I started filling in with that line.
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I would just like to say that the museblog looks really cool when you switch to black on white (like view it negative…you can do that in the prefs. for imacs anyway) The text is white, and the highlight is orange, and the links are PURPLE!!! woohoo! and koko is white, and the scrollbar is orange and wow this is cool. GAPA, you should switch it like this, it rocks.
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haha.
We 3 kings of orient are
trying to smoke a rubber cigar
It was loaded
We exploooooded
and i forgot the last liiine.
ever heard that one?
no the last line is not “and i forgot the last liiiine” I just forgot the last line.
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No, I’ve never heard that one.
Is anyone else bored to death? Is anyone else on here? Would it be stealing Ebeth’s idea for me to just ask random questions? Do I care? Does anyone else care? What will happen to me if they do care? Will I be banished? What made me think of that? How tall is everyone on here? Did anyone know that I am 5′ 8″? Is it wrong to use random questions as a guise for telling random factoids about yourself? Did I just missuse the word “factoids”? Am I procrastinating? Why did I just ask such an obvious question? Why did my mom just tell me that I had to get off the internet soon? Am I going to listen to her? Am I asking boring questions? Will it liven things up if I ask if the statement “this statement is not true” is true or false? Why did I just ask such a mean question, disguised as a nonmean question? Did anyone understand what I just asked? If you did understand it, does that mean you’re insane? Isn’t it already a given that we are all insane? Why am I still on here? Is my mom about to start yelling at me? Am I done?
Does this answer my last question?
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ooh, i switched the contrast all the way up. now that is cool. negative+max contrast=a pretty cool comp
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Why did the distance between my last two questions get removed?
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yaaaay random questions!
haha i say that statement is TRUE!!!!! because I like to trust people. (do you feel trusted MG?)
MG, i would guess that that was the GAPA. Either that or his evil pet monkey who’s out to destroy the world…
erm…
don’t think about that last sentence. it makes no sense at all. hooray!
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Maybe in the lack of sense, it is the only true thing in this world. By that logic, anything that isn’t logical is the most logical, and then it isn’t because it is. If you follow me.
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I don’t have anything to say, other than than my brother and sister are bafring, my mom and dad are nautious, and I am untouched. I hardly ever get sick. Famous last words.
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Hey, how come there is no “Happy Birthday KitKat” thread?!?!! Her birthday is tomorrow, for heaven’s sake!!!!!!!!!!
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*gasp* omg! call the ambulance! call the fire department! call the martians!!! scream, panic and helplessly run around in circles!!! AAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!
oh yeah and I GOT MY MUUUUUUUUUUSE!!!!!!!!! FINALLY!!! YAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ABSOLUTELY FLAMABLAMABLOUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOVED THE GAMERS!!! YAY FOR BLIND CAVEFISH!!! THIS SOUNDS OLD TO ALL YOU PEOPLE CUZ YOU GOT IT A MONTH AGO BUT MINE JUST CAME CUZ MY NEW ADDRESS GOT LOST OR SOMETHING BUT THE POINT IS IT’S HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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I hope it snows. To insure wear you PJs inside out and sleep with a spoon under your pillow. (no PJs what ever you sleep in will due)
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hah i remember that. except we also had to do the happy winter dance. of course that was in MI where we actually had snow…
heh now we have an elizabeth, an ebeth, and a lizzie. go us!!!
it won’t snow here. *sniff*
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It won’t snow here, no matter what I do. Too far south.
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Ebeth, that negative format sounds cool. But I like the old familiar one better. The negative format makes my eyes tired, I start seeing double, get a headache, begin snarling, gnashing my teeth, deleting blog posts for no good reason… But Robert, if you want to change it, go ahead!
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MGurl, I have no idea why the space disappeared in your post. The blog must’ve eaten it.
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AAAAH! THE BLOG IS ALIIIIIVE!!!!!
the monster’s gotten away from you GAPA. beware.
oh. the blog’s sending a message. erm..it says “Hello all you posts! Prepare to meet your DOOOOOOOM!!!!!!!”
i dunno, the negative makes my eyes seem less tired. but maybe that’s just cuz my comps set so bright. must go find lb and lecture him for that now. mwahaha fun.
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That’s what I was afraid of. I can’t imagine why the blog would want to eat it, unless you haven’t been feeding it enough deleted posts. You need to give it enough to keep it from devouring random posts, but you don’t want to delete posts, either. Maybe you MAPs should start typing up random things to feed to the blog and keep it happy. Just a suggestion.
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Ha ha ha! (hearty laugh)
Interesting suggestion. But I think posts to a blog are like chocolate to a blogger. The more you eat the hungrier you get.
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ooh! I could do that!! randomness in five…four…three…two…BEEEEP!!!
Choklithotpinkbunneez: WEETABIX!!! GET YOUR WEETABIX!!! LOVELY BRITISH SAWDUST!!! WEETABIX!!!
Teer my teacher last year. kind of an inside joke, we just randomly started picturing her selling taters and coffee in a colorful striped apron. randomness: *wearing the infamous colorful striped apron* TATERS!!! gitcher taters! Taters’n’coffee!!! C’mere and gitcher taters!!!
Pb&j: GHERKINS!!! GET YOUR GHERKINS!!! LOVELY BRITISH THINGS THAT NOBODY KNEW A THING ABOUT UNTIL I EXPLAINED THEM!!! GET YOUR GHERKINS!!!
GAPA (R.C.): POSTS!! GET YOUR POSTS POSTED!!! BE KIND TO ME OR I WILL FEED YOUR POSTS TO THE BLOGMONSTER!!!
GAPA (R.S.): ME TOO!!! BE KIND TO ME!!! I HAVE POWER TOO!!!! *mwahaha* lol jk GET YOUR KID’S BOOKS!!! oh yeah, they rock
Ebeth: CHOKLIT!!! GET YOUR CHOKLIT!!! WAIT!!! NOO!!!! IT’S MINE!! MIIIIIIINE!!!! *runs away and eats the choklit*
how’s that for keeping the blogmonster happy?
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That reminds me: I ran into Ivars Peterson at the Austrian embassy last month. You know, the chap who writes Muse‘s math column. We were there for a lecture by Austria’s “Scientist of the Year.” At the reception afterward, Ivars must have eaten five dozen gherkins. I’d never seen anything like it. He was stuffing them into his pockets, too. Math columnists are mad, I tell you, mad. A whole different species from your sane, sober-minded Q&A columnists.
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I hate snow. And I detest winter. Here are my rational, logical reasons why:
-The snow looks like dandruff
-No light
-You get depressed because of prev. reasons, and more depressed because
-Everyone plays holiday music, which makes me even more depressed, if at all possible
-Murphy’s law the teachers stick in enough projects to kill a reasonable person, and resign an unreasonable one to gibbering, pathetic DEMENTIA
“It is the very false prick of verses.” Shakespeare. I dare you to name the play and character-AND NO CHEATING!!!
The more you eat the hungrier you get-is that like drinking seawater, or eating chocolate truffles, or listening to your favorite music? Yes. I think we should name the blogmonster Lynval. I like the name Lynval. It’s much more creative than Bob, or Rick, or, horror of horrors-John. EVERYONE is named John. If you’re Jack you can spend your life saying “I could deny it if I liked. I could deny anything if I liked. But my name certainly is Jack.” and be Jack Worthing from Oscar Wilde’s The Importance of Being Earnest. John is so ubiquitous. And whatever happened to Captain Pelluw, anyway?
What’s the cat doing lurking about in the undergrowth, anyway? Spying on our backyards? She won’t find me, I only go back there under extreme provocation, and that’s only in warm weather.
I think Ebeth and MG should be nicer to guys. They’re not all jerks, you know. Be broad-minded, modern, open! And at the very least, there ARE guys on the blog. Robert, Paul, Grant…OK, there’s not MANY, but I didn’t say that and anyway that’s NOT THE POINT.
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ok i know a couple guys that are cool.
I like winter! winter’s cool.
heh. who ever heard of sane Q&A columnists?
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Hey, I’m nice to guys when they’re nice to me, which is so rare that I come across as being a total jerk. PB and Robert don’t count as “guys”, because they’re adults. When I say “guys”, I’m speaking more of teenage boys.
Winter is my favorite season, mainly because it’s the only season where the weather is bearable. Fall and spring are not pleasant, they’re too hot, and in summer one can’t even exist teh house without being reduced to a puddle regretting the foolish decision to venture out of your air-conditioned house.
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I like fall and spring because the weather in Chicago is so extreme in the other seasons. On the other hand, spring in Chicago last about a week. So there you go.
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It snowed here in Washington today. Very pretty!
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Yay for snow!
If you go on my HP board, you can have a virtual snowball fight! (hinthint)
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I love winter because it’s depressing! Great poetry weather, even in weatherless California. But I agree, my homework is quite literally illing me today. I finished today at..oh, 9:30. Of course, I procrastinated until five, but you know….
Kisetsu- Season in Japanese. Because I know how much you all care. XD
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Would the MAPs get very mad at me if I told everyone who I was on Xanga? I just started an account, and I want everyone possible to see it. I would also like to know we everyone else is. But if the MAPs don’t want me to, I won’t.
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We won’t get angry, but we won’t let you do it. The Rules, y’know. Sorry.
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Hey, I heard that one!
We three kings of Orient Are,
Tried to smoke a rubber cigar.
It was loaded, it exploded,
descending a nearby star.
Oooooo, oooooo,
star of wonder, Star of moss!
star of stinky apple sauce!
There you go. I think my brother and I made that last part up.
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yeah i remember one of my posts that got deleted for that. *sniffsob* I loved that post! ok not really jk.
but GAPA, what about an alter ego xanga? cuz I seriously have one-it’s for my alter ego named bob and it has NO PERSONAL INFO and it’s just a random story about Bob. Right now she’s sitting on an iceberg. She’s reading master and commander so she can find out how to steer the iceberg.
yeah it’s random.
off to books+movies now! whee!
oh yeah i got a schedule change so i’m in 3rd hour study hall. soooooo if any musebloggers happen to have access to a comp at…9:55-10:45 i might be on! actually i probably will be on because there’s even less to do in 3rd hr. than there is in 5th. so yeah. random info.
now i’m off to books+movies! whee!
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heh. stinky apple sauce.
yaay! *clapclapcheercheer*
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What about my brother’s xanga? I found it, I’m so proud…it’s hilarious.
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GAPA, I’m sensing an overwhelming majority of musebloggers who do xanga and who would LOVE to put up links.
but you’re the Great And Powerful Administrator. *sigh*
but pwease tell me if i can put up an alter ego link!
guuuuuys…guess whaaaaaat…jazzy jazzy band band….fun stuff….i’m bored….i have another english test tomorrow…on the dead poet’s society and a seperate peace…deep thinking, yes precious…we hopes we doesn’t fail miserably…
haha speaking of xanga choklithotpinkbunneez, if you get on the computer sometime in the next century, go to your xanga. you didn’t update so i did it for you. and changed the layout, and the profile (which you miserably neglected), and your pic (again, nonexistant before) and had FUN! your password is ridiculously easy. to me anyway.
cigar of smells
cigar of night
cigar of anything but light
enviroment not heeding
lungs taking a beating
guide us to the dynamite
HEY be kind i made that up like just now k? doooooon’t laugh. well…that might be impossible. but don’t laugh TOO MUCH! or I will smite you to dust. virtually. yes. mwahaha.
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Maybe we’re behind the times. But there may be parents out there who let Musers on the blog only because Rosanne and I are so careful. You all are so interesting that I’d rather be a little unreasonable than do without any of you.
Speaking of which, maybe it’s time to start spreading the word about this place and dragging more of your friends on board. The more Ko-konspirators the better, no?
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I’ve tried to drag at least one friend on here, but her mom has a fear of blogs and chatrooms and won’t let her come. She’s read horror stories about kids who didn’t give out much information, but they were found anyway. She’s also afraid of people hacking in and getting her e-mail address.
If you MAPs will let me, I have a quiz I would like to post a link to. It’s just one of those dumb “how well do you know your friend” things. It doesn’t have any real personal information about me on it, and you can’t contact me through it. Only 3 of my friends have taken it, and they got really low, so I would like to see how you people score. It’s not really important, though, so if the MAP doesn’t like it, I won’t do it.
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If it means that much to you, send the link, and I’ll look it over before posting it. I’m afraid I don’t have time to do that for very many links, though.
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Well, it just occured to me that the thingie asks for the e-mail address of the person taking the test, and then it sends it to me. If everyone would just LIE about their e-mail address, it wouldn’t matter. But, if you don’t want to post it because of that, I’ll understand.
[Sorry, MG, I’m afraid we’ll have to deny this request. Thanks for understanding. –RC]
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Oops, I forgot a slash.
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oh darn….. lol!!!! i have great news!!!!!!! first, i got a 100% on my project, and second I GOT RYAN’S PHONE NUMBER!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOW I CAN CALL HIM, AND PRETEND TO HAVE FORGOTTEN THE MATH HW SO I CAN HAVE AN EXCUSE FOR CALLING!!!!! (WE’RE BOTH IN THE TOP MATH CLASS…) the bad news is…… MY FLUTE’S IN THE REPAIR SHOP FOR THE FIRST TIME IN THE FOUR YEARS SINCE I GOT IT AND MY IN-SCHOOL CONCERT IS TODAY!!!!!!!! WAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!! OH THE IRONY!!!!!!!!
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AND NOW MY FLUTE STARTS TO BREAK APART!!!! IT WAS FINE THE LAST FOUR YEARS SINCE I GOT IT, AND NOW IT BREAKS APART!!!!!!!!!! WAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!! stupid instrument…..
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instruments break ALL THE TIME in our band. there is never a day when everybody has a perfect working instrument.
haha a couple days ago somebody was trying to pull out his tuning slide (on a trumpet) and the whole thing came apart into two pieces. it was reeeeeeeeeally funny.
I BROUGHT CHOKLITHOTPINKBUNNEEZ I FEEL SO SPECIAL AND VIRTUOUS AND…AND…MUSEBLOGLIKE AND…AND…AND…and…erm…yeah.
so what’s wrong w/your flute then?
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Oh well. I guess I’ll have to recruit all the people I know from speech and debate to take it. It’s not that important.
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ebeth-my f horn hasn’t ever broken in THREE years.
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snow, snow, snow, snow, snow, snow, snow, snow! in WY itsa piled up two feet high! been snowed in FOUR times so far! YEEEEAAAAHHHH! dec blizzard is right!
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wow. I’m impressed.
And jealous. I want snow!!!
SNOOOOOWW!!!!! It snowed today! A little bit! None of it stuck, seeing as it’s the second time it snowed here…and it was just little tiny flakes..but still! It was snow!!!
*sniff* I miss the snow…
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None of my friends read Muse, unfortunately. I don’t know if they even get magazines.
It nevers snowssssssss here! But sometimes we get to stay inside because there’s too much smoke, after the wildfires… that’s California for you.
Oh, this song makes me sad…
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lo people. The only dance that has been held at my school was the homecoming one. Which I went to and it was really boring and I don’t like dancing. I was asked to dance, but the guy kinda…freaked me out. Yes.
Well anyway, at rel. ed. my friend brought 101 funny phrases
Nuke the whales
Save a tree, eat a beaver
Dyslexics untie!
I used to be undecided but now I’m unsure
and so on and so forth. I thought it was really funny
gotta check my e-mail
Yo gusto choklit. Bidi bidi bom bom
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Had a band and orchestra concert today. Easy music. Sentence fragments. YAY!!!
Yes, I am one of those geeks in band and orchestra, and it’s a real pain in the a*%.
I like bassoon. It’s fun to write. Basssssoooooooooon.
It snowed here. A-C (or BoT, if you will) and I have a bet on when it dips below zero over here. (I say before Christmas, she says after.)
If all of you lovely nice Muse people could tell me when it goes below zero (or just freezing, if you’re in a more temperate and sensible climate) whree you live, that would be cool. I want to have scientific PROOF that Chicago winters are insanely cold. And the summer is insanely hot. But we do have a lake. (To anybody on the East Coast: No, you can’t see across it.) Sorry. Evil little Chicagoan joke.
Just out of curiosity, which Musers here rot their brains out on manga, and what’s your favorite series/author? If you don’t like manga, what do you rot your brains out on? Rotting brains are healthy.
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No! Can you not do hearts on this thing?
I *heart* Ryoga.
Aaaaah…
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You do Selena songs in spanish, too? eech…
Aaayayayay como me dueeeele…
Me gusta CHOKLIT. Me gusta much DARK CHOKLIT.
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It never goes below zero, ever, and it only dips below freezing at the coldest part of the night. Louisiana winters are insanely mild.
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It must have gone below freezing last night here where I live, about 30 miles south of San Francisco. There was frost on the grass this morning.
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Freezing is just zero Celsius. I’ll bet it hasn’t hit zero Fahrenheit where you live since the last ice age.
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i doubt it has, seeing as she’s still alive…
i rot my brains on xanga and rpgs. fuuuuuuun.
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I just rot my brains on here and Xanga. No RPGs. Theoretically then, I should have less rotted brains then you. Theories never work on practice.
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My brain is so totally rotten. HA! My brain is rottenner than yours!!!
I *heart* Zanza…(Rurouni Kenshin)
School is pointless…
GET ME OUT OF HERE!!!
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GET ME OUT OF HERE!
I do like the fact that our school has a “firewall” that doesn’t block anything I like.
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my skool blocks nationstates! *sob* you think it would be “educational”…oh and it blocks email too. xanga’s still there (yesssss) but i fear it has been doomed to destruction (nolan caught me on there a couple days ago…it was really freaky. he sneaked up behind me and i didn’t hear him…he’s really tall and scary too. aaah! but that’s the first time he’s actually caught me…i mean he knows i’m not doing skoolwork but that’s the first time he could prove it. and he can’t kick me off for the first time it happened. plus nobody else wanted to use the comp. but xanga might have a chance, cuz he’s not a tech person…but anyway i’m rambling…) and it doesn’t block the museblog or any proboards sites (pretty much all of the rpgs i go to are proboards.)
since i was a young boy
i played the silver ball
from something down to something
I must’ve played them all
I ain’t seen nothing like it
In any amusement hall
that deaf dumb and blind kid
sure plays a mean pinball!
ooooh thanx GAPA! I couldn’t tell what he was singing there…
almost omniscient?
what?
NO!!! GAPA!!! you’ve ruined my innocent and faithful belief in your all-knowing Q&Aness!!! *sob*
lol! jk GAPA.
good song though huh?
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Ha, I have a recording of the portsmouth symphonia playing that, but I’ve never heard the actual version before.
MG- from way back- How can you not like gospel music? It’s great! Or at least the ones I’ve heard is. But then, I like folk, so maybe I’m biased…”We shall overcome” started out as gospel, I believe.
It actually snowed here (Texas) last night- didn’t stick though. It was basically a mix of rain and sleet and snow, but it was snow… It’s really cold- it was 26 (F) this morning, and it’s 32 right now, at 5 in the afternoon, and it hasn’t gotten above freezing all day..
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I JUST GOT MY JH TEST THAT I MADE A HUGE MISTAKE ON BACK! Even though I took it two or so months ago, but still. I GOT A 95! I am so happeeeeeeeeeeeeee.
No one ever figured out my song riddle! here it is again:
Who will buy this wonderful morning?
such a sky I never did see!
who will ti it up with a ribbon
and put it in a box for me?
It’s one of my favorite songs. Form Oliver!
Who here has seen Into the Woods?Tthe music is not very memorable, but it has so many intricate harmonies and the witch ROCKS! I memorized all her parts, and her three solos.
In the past, when you were no more than a babe, your father brought his young wife and you to this cottage. Your mother was with child, and she had developed a peculiar appetite. She took one look at my beautiful garden, and told your father that what she wanted more-than-anything-in the world-was-
greens, greens and nothing but greens!
parsley, peppers, cabbages, and celery
asparagus and watercress and fiddleferns and lettuce!
he said all right but it wasn’t quite
’cause I caught him in the atumn in my garden one night!
he was robbing me!
robbing me!
rooting up my rutabaga, rading the arugula and ripping up the rampion!
My champion,. my favorite!
*draws in breath*
I should have laid a spell on him, right then and there.
could have turned him into a stone, or a chair
buuuuuuut I let him have the rampion,. I’d lots to spare
in return however I said fair is fair
you can let me have the baby that your wife would bear
*two beats*
and we’ll call it square!
(cont.)
and, of course,
Careful the things you say
children will listen.
careful the things you do
children will see
and learn…
careful the spell you cast
not just on children
somtimes the spell may last
past what you can see…
(cont.)
She is so cool.
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You’re so nice.
You’re not good, you’re not bad, you’re just nice.
I’m not good, I’m not nice, I’m just right.
I’m the witch–you’re the world.
Ahhh, yes. Great stuff.
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Ooh I heart Sai – Chappie 283..I think. I like/read to many manga to list, but Ruroni Kenshi was my first. I knew so much, but I forgot alot. ..
RPGs=Love.
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The band winter concert is on December 17. Along with wind ansemble (upperclassmen band) and the choir. My school doesn’t have a orchestra.
Guess what!! We are now studying Ancient Greece!! Now I can’t wait for medeval and ren-a-sah-nce time.
Nike! Goddess of Victory (ferel)
there was a crooked man who walked a crooked mile he bought a crooked sixpence upon a crooked style he bought a crooked cat which caught a crooked mouse and they all lived together in a crooked little house!
I had a really good day!!!!
Chalkhill and Brimstone
Who is going to see The Lion the Witch and the Wardrobe???
Boxty is!
There once was a man from Sinclair
He liked to jump in the air
When his pants caught on fire
He jumped higher and higher
And now he’s stuck way up there.
How’s that for poetry?
I love my puppy dog that is a viejo perro es no malo
flojo bobo
Yo tengo que cantar en clase de arte.
Mi hermana es los macarones y queso. Yo soy poco loco!!
I was walking to the city bus stop with some of my friends. We were walking past a shop. I saw a person looking out the window at and I screamed because it scared me. Turns out, it was a plastic wiseman. As I said before…….
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Yay for Into the Woods! in the parts my friends and I act out I usually play the witch. My sister the musical prodigy is the only one with a voice good enough to play Rapunzel, Stephonia was Cinderella (I think) last time we did it… Yeah, Cinderella has some good parts.
He’s a very smart prince
he’s a prince who prepares
knowing this time I’d run from him
he spread pitch on the stairs
I was caught unawares
aand I thought– well–
he cares.
this is more than just malice
better stop and take stock while you’re standing her stuck on the steps of the palace!
and so on. I admit it’s pretty obsessive that I can act out the whole play by memory, but so what?
The baker’s wife is also a good part, but you have to kiss the prince so we generally avoid it. I love her song, though.
oh if life were made of moments..
even now and then a bad one…
but if life were only moments
then you’d neve know you’d had one!
let the moment go
don’t forget it for a moment though.
just remembering you had an ‘and’ when you’re back to ‘or’
makes the or mean more
than it did before…
now I understand!
and it’s time to leave the woods!
unfortunately for her, her understanding heralds being stepped on by a giant, but it’s still a good song.
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THE WHO!!!! YAY!!!
I am insanely in love with that band. I *heart* The Who.
I *heart* Happosai (Ranma 1/2)
Kidding! KIDDING!! *shudders convulsively* Ah, first manga memories… Mine was Ranma, which I picked up an intensely dog-eared copy of in my local library, started reading, put in my huge pile of books, and sort of forgot about until it was due. Then I renewed it, read it, and went back to the library and checked out the rest of the series. And then I found Kenshin and InuYasha *drool*. My library needs a better manga collection.
Administradores: Is there any way to add a heart smiley to the list? For us crazy fangirls?
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Name that quote! (an activity for the intesely bored):
“Now where are we?”
Hint: from a manga I obsess over. Volume 14. And it’s where one of my alter ego names comes from.
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Hmm. Interesting how I turn my back for one minute, and then suddenly everyone is quoting song lyris. Just goes to show how you can’t trust anybody.
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Snow Day! Snow Day! I have no school today! Yes!
Choklit semicolons for all
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just so y’all know, i would love to be in MI right now. snow storm??? that was a snow storm???!!! we didn’t even get a snow day today! It was all of half an inch!!!
*sulksulkpoutpout*
*sigh* better go respond to all the gloating emails from my friends then…
oh well i get off in a week and they don’t! nyah nyah
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my friend can’t get on this site………. she has…… never mind….. she spelled fanpage wrong……
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Tengo un fecha caliente esta noche. Hee hee hee!
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I’m on here, and suddenly I can’t think of anything to say.
Yesterday was the 25 anniversary of John Lennon’s death.
The day before yesterday four kids who go to my school were riding in a car and crashed. Two died, one was released from the hospital today, and the other’s still in ICU. Not nice. :-(. The school had a fundraiser for the families to help them deal with expenses- we raised $7100 in one day.
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thats sad lizzie. im glad no one from my school has ever died. i would be really upset if someone i knew was hurt.
ha ha, guess who i am? i’m someone all ready on hear whose been posting befor. if you guess right, i’ll tell you.
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Grrrrrrr!!!!!!!! Why do people keep on doing this?!?!! It’s not nice. I won’t guess, and I won’t respond to KittyCat, unless I want to. That is going to be my protest. And why, out of all the names on earth, did KittyCat have to pick that one? With all the K and/or Kitty names on the blog, she picked another one!!!!!!
That is sad, Lizzie. It is so horrible to see people with so much potential, and so much to offer, blotted out forever. *sigh* It’s good that your school was able to raise so much money, though.
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Kitten? is kitten back?
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Current weather on our frozen wittle hill…..
WIND at about 30 mph. -30 degrees F and still dropping. Blizzarding. Beware of black ice, and drifts. Good skiing to-morrow YEEEEAAAAAAH!
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grrr…
warning: I’m going to be sulking about the lack of a decent snow all winter. so just a warning for you.
*sulkpout*
i have the rent music stuck in my head…we’re playing it in band. our part sounds like the twilight zone. for all you music geeks it’s f# g f# c F# g f# c. c g c f# g. doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo. doo doo doo dooooo doo!
*sigh* fun stuff, but not the best thing to get stuck in your head. very repetetive.
AAH THERE’S A WORM IN MY EAR!!! SCREAM, PANIC, AND HELPLESSLY RUN AROUND IN CIRCLES!!!! lol!
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I don’t get why people do this. If the rest of us use a single name, oughtn’t that to be good enough for you? I mean, I’m not masquerading as some guy named Jerry. Frankly pathetic.
I got stood up. That means something happened so my fecha caliente was cancelled. Oh well…..
Today we had a deputy sheriff come into our class and he brought goggles that simulate drunkenness. They refract light to send confusing messages to your brain. Pretty cool.
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I, as some of you may have guessed, a person who has posted on here before and is sick of people doing things like this.
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I am going to attempt to obtain a fecha caliente for next week. Same girl. Muy bonita.
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no, i’m not kitten. i don’t wish she was on hear because she was cool. but i guess it woud confuse people to much if there was another k on hear. oh well.
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Buena suerte, USECGO. But the Spanish word for the kind of date you’re talking about is cita. (Fecha is for calendars.)
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Lay off. Grant’s only in Spanish I.
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Ay. Only six more months of Spanish. : shudder: No me gusta para nada.
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Whats rong with people doing stuff like this? it’s fun, but I could understand why you wouldn’t like it, which is why I’m turning off the fake personality of my alter ego, and assuming my usual way of writing. Yes, my normal way, correct spelling, good punctuation and all. It’s too hard to write like I was doing. Anway, you should have a much easier time guessing now, but if you don’t get it within two days, I will delet this personality and never tell you who I was. It will remain a mystery forever, unless Robert or Rosanne decide to reveal it, which I am hoping they won’t. So, unless you want to die from curiosity, start the guessing.
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aye, i know i haven’t posted in ages. btw, here’s a strange thing me and a friend made up after a joke by our school librarian:
wreck the halls with cows on harleys, falalalala, lalala.
make them hyper give them barley, falalalala, lalala.
i know, very weird. the first part was on a card our librarian got.
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Hi, rrf. In my last post I tried to post a “heart.” It didn’t work, though. At least not on my browser. Maybe on yours?
Robert, do you know how to make it so we can post “heart” symbols??
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It worked.
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PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT:
Everyone go see The Chronicles of Narnia: The Lion, The Witch, and The Wardrobe. It’s gotta be one of my favorite movies ever (along with Arsenic and Old Lace, The Emperor’s New Groove, etc.).
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It worked for me.
Robert should make a thing where we could put in an eth or a thorn (Icelandic symbols for certain syllables) in our posts instead of the regular, boring alphabet. Or we could write in Cyrillic or something.
I’m going to stick with my regular titular nomenclature. Pity about Grant’s cita caliente, though. And Lizzie’s story. So sad.
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how did you do it?
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hey, could the GAPA change it so we could type in runes?
probably not…
I’m gonna try the heart thing. is it just : heart? :
testing… I :heart: camaspamaweetabixalot!!!
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nope guess not. maybe it’s one of the GAPA’s Special Powers.
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does this work? :heart: did it work?
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NARNIA AT TWO! NARNIA AT TWO! NARNIA AT TWO! NARNIA AT TWO! NARNIA AT TWO! NARNIA AT TWO! NARNIA AT TWO! NARNIA AT TWO! YAAAAAAAAH! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! NARNIA AT TWO! NARNIA AT TWO! NARNIA AT TWO! NARNIA AT TWO! NARNIA AT TWO! NARNIA AT TWO! NARNIA AT TWO! NARNIA AT TWO! NARNIA AT TWO! NARNIA AT TWO!
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To make the heart, Rosanne typed an ampersand (&), the word “hearts,” and a semicolon (;) all together without spaces (and with no comma). I wonder whether it will work for me. Here goes:
♥
By George, I think we’ve got it! It worked in my browser at home, at least (Safari 1.3.1, on an iMac running System 10.3.9).
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I ♥ um..stuff…
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YEEEEESSSSSSSSSS!!!!!! HUZZAH!!!! IT WORKS!!! I ♥ HEARTS!!!!! YAAAY!!! the GAPA RS GETS FIVE TONS OF VIRTUAL CHOKLIT!!! AND THE GAPA RC GETS SOME TOO CUZ HE TOLD US HOW TO DO IT!! GAPA RS, YOU HAVE TO SHARE. ANYHOO…FIVE TONS COMING
*virtual choklit*
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&hearts&;
I hope that worked.
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I wonder if it wil work for me ♥ Or do I need to put it in colons? :♥:
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Hey, no colons needed!!!! I ♥ the MAP who told me how to make a ♥!!!!!!
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Axa (#210),
Try leaving out the second ampersand.
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KittyCat is Ebeth. Duh.
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Finished all the books in the Rhapsody trilogy! great literature but some parts are gross and there is quite a bit of adult content. Also the author is obsessed with her charecters talking in paragraphs. It can get on your nerves. And Rhapsody is a bit annoying. She is just too perfect and too naive, she never gets angry or feels hate. And she is too powerful. She has command over the elements of starfire, elemental fire, and has a connection to wind, and she can make things true by saying them and can heal the sick and can withstand infinite torture. And she is way sappy. Other than that, though, the charecters are likable, even though Achmed resembles Silk of the Belgariad and Grunthor resembles Barak.
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Stop your “duh”ing. I’m not Ebeth, and I think I’m offended that you think I am. I am nowhere near as insane as Ebeth!!!! Or, wait, maybe I am. But the point is, I am not Ebeth, and you will just have to guess harder!!!
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Yes you are, ’cause I say so. From now on, KittyKat is Ebeth.
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MG? Possibly?
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&hearts&;
eh?
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Yesssssssssssssssssssss.
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Hey, I can see the heart now too. If I use Safari as my browser, I see it. If I use Firefox, I don’t.
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Okay, Axa got me. *rips of mask to reveal MG* I’m sorry. I don’t know what came over me. It was just a terrible urge. Oh dear, I must be turning into SOTWIAE!!!!!!!! Sorry, I will never do it again.
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No. Ebeth is KittyCat. I refuse to accept that MG is KittyCat. Anyone else, maybe. MG, no. WAAAAY out of charecter.
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Out of character it may be, but it was me. It started out that I was joking around about the “K” names, and then a nasty urge to play that mean game where I don’t tell you who I am came over me. I don’t know why I gave in. The MAPs will confirm it. It was me. Everyone has their weird out of character moments, and that was mine.
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MG does appear to be KittyCat, but she does not appear to be KittyKat.
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I &heart; banananananananas!
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Þ
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The symbol above is an uppercase thorn.
Queenie J, how does one pronounce this??
I made it by typing an ampersand (&), a number sign (#), the numbers 222 and then a semicolon.
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Here’s a small thorn:
þ
You make it with an ampersand, the number sign, the numbers 254 and then a semicolon.
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Oh, who was correct in their guessing? AXA WAS! YEAH! :continues typing in caps:
Okay, I’m done being stupid.
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I am writing this at 5:48 am on a Sunday trying to distract myself from the fact that I feel extremly nauseous and am probably going to throw up shortly. I stick my tongue out at the world:
Þ
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I think I injured my shoulder. It rælly hurts. Hæ hæ hæ! Nobody but me can make the “æ” symbol! Unless you have nothing to do and look for it on your computer.
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I can’t see the heart thing but then I’m running firefox and am too lazy to open safari… What a lot of people do on IM and stuff is
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Heheheheh.
I can’t figure out the ae thing!
Oh, Grant, the message board’s Yule Ball is open to you on the 23rd if you want to go.
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Why is everyone’s computers stuck in Caps Lock? Is it a Caps Lock epidemic or something?
Oooh, the subject turns to Romance…
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Yay! Did it work?
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It did! It did!
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I haven’t got my December Muse yet. Curses!
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The Black Plague is back and it’s forcing people to put their caps lock on.
no idea why…
yay…went to a party last night…lotsa fun…even though we did basically nothing…but it was cool…
iiiiiiiii have to go to the library today…gotta get the phineas gage book and the historian and i want the next hornblower too and we MIGHT go see narnia today, yippee.
I’m feeling REALLY lazy today. notice it’s 1:57 and my first time on the comp-yeah. says something. for me anyway, i’m addicted. so i spent about 2 1/2 hrs. reading and staring into space and wandering around the house doing nothing. now i’m SUPPOSED to be doing hw.
grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.
I ♥ laziness.
except i’d better get going soon if i want to see the movie(s)
time is stupid.
let’s just slow it waaaaay down.
then we’d have time to be lazy
and still get stuff done.
but then people would expect us to get even more done…
stupid people.
but i’m a person…
am i stupid?
i guess so.
probably because i actually do all this hw stuff.
but if i didn’t i’d get bad grades…
and that would make me depressed.
but i’m already depressed…
stupid depression.
it’s part of life.
stupid life.
better than death.
true…
i want choklit.
sry for the random depressing emo/goth rant there…
grr i feel lazy.
i like the end of that rant…i want choklit. what a truth of life.
life is wanting choklit.
whee!
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Nyæh, nyæh, Grant!!!!!!!
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how do you make that ae symbol? is it like this? &ae;
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hey GAPA could you plz put an s on the heart so it makes a purty heart like this ♥ ?
i give you virtual choklit!
y’know what, that’s getting kinda old. I’m gonna send you some virtual nerds instead (yess…the little round bits of artificially flavored sugar…hyperness. whee!)
i hope you like virtual nerds, because i’m kinda tired of bribing you with virtual choklit.
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Ack, the rest of my message got cut off.
æææææææÆÆÆÆÆ… option ‘ for all you mac users…
A lot of people use
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Depression isn’t that bad. (I’m class nine and I’m saying this.) I mean, think of Marvin the Paranoid Android. Wasn’t he the cutest book character you’ve ever seen? I mean, come off it.
{“Life is like a grapefruit. Time is an illusion, Lunchtime doubly so.”-Bop Ad } Bop Ad is my nickname for Douglas Adams. I ♥ Bop Ad.
Rosanne (228), it’s a th sound, as in thing. It’s an unvoiced fricative, which means you use your entire mouth to make it. The eth symbol, which I will leave a minion to work out, is a th sound as in that, a voiced fricative, and an inter-dental. (Linguistic terms. I’ll explain them if you so wish.)
Þ = thorn = th as in thing sound = unvoiced fricative.
I just read a ♥ Terry Pratchett book, called “Night Watch”. It was hilarious. One of the more minor characters works in a cemetary, and one of his quotes is “He’s dead. I won’t have any dead people in my cemetary!” I love Terry Pratchett. He’s just so funny, and creative, and works things together seamlessly. My favorite Pratchett character is either Corporal Carrot, who is a really froody watchman, Angua, a fellow watchman and hoopy female werewolf, or Sam Vimes, a watchman as well, who gets all the best lines. One of my most treasured TP lines are SVs. After a character is reported to have said something like “I killed him…I’m sorry” the dialogue goes something like this:
“I can’t believe he killed someone.”
Hold your breath:
“Are you kidding? I can’t believe he said sorry!” Sam Vimes might just be my personal hero. He’s witty, he’s humorous, he’s kind, he’s irreverent and he’s satirical.
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i luv nerds…. i want some!!!!! pwease?
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I am still nauseous, but I did nae throw up. I can make weird symbols, I think. Let’s try:₪ I did it! Here is my name in Hebrew:
“××³×œ× ×””. As I said, it means “treeâ€.
did it work?
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here is my name in Arabic, very crude print:
ناالا
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Oops, the letters got mixed up and they arn’t connected. Ah well.
I just want everyone to know that my head hurts right now.
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There was an excerpt of The Amazing Maurice by Terry Pratchett in Muse a while back..
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Oh yæs! Thænk you, Lizzie.
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My final NaNo count?
8000 somethin’. Pathetic.
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No, it’s not. I hope la chica bonita will go out with me this week. ♥ ♥ ♥ I can see other people’s hearts and I’m in Firefox.
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la chica…? *raises eyebrows* I think I can guess what that means… *snickers evilly* This is almost as interesting as the Ryan episode! Don’t let me get hold of your ladylove’s name, Mr. Chairman.
Phoenix is feeling evil now because she is still nauseous.
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how do you make the music notes?
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hey!!!!!!!!!!!!! you’re mean Phoenix!!! oh and by the way, i called him….
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You won’t, because A. I will never tell you my real name or exactly where I live and she lives down the road from me so if you don’t know where I live you won’t be able to find her and B. That would be a bad idea for you to taunt me because it would be harmful to your health.
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I’m sorry, Kricket. That was mean of me, I apologise. (you called him? good luck!)
However, I still have lisense to annoy Mr. Chairman. But I never taunt. And you mean, ‘that could be the first symtom of a fatal disease.’ as in,
Brill: I look foward to our next meeting, Kheldar.
Silk: That could be one of the first symptoms of a fatal disease.
Brill: for one of us, at least.
I just made the music notes on Word. Click ‘symbols’ and select the ones you want.
I am feeling very evil. Please forgive me.
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I just posted somthing, but it did nae show up! Well, it was an apology to Kricket for being insensitive and a quote for Grant. Ah, well.
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you press and hold alt and then press♪♫ some numbers on the number pad on the right of the keyboard(for the notes its alt + 13 and alt + 14)♪♫
_ !!!_
(~,~)
►◄
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We need to put how to make the cool little rune thingeys on the hint page.
Here’s a joke that Chewy_as_a_granola_bar sent me.
Read these words saying “cow”before each word:
Cows
About
Talking
Idiot
This
Got
I
Long
How
Look
Now read the words saying “cow” before AND after each word:
Cows
About
Talking
Idiot
This
Got
I
Long
How
Look
Now read the words saying “cow” before AND after each word:
Cows
About
Talking
Idiot
This
Got
I
Long
How
Look
Now read the words from top to bottom(no cows):
Cows
About
Talking
Idiot
This
Got
I
Long
How
Look
ya just gotta luv me. ♥
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Blech, changed the email because the other one is too hard to type back up…
I just saw the Japanese movie “Nobody Knows” (Dare mo Shinai in Japanese). It was so touching and beautiful…It’s about abandoned children, I recommend it.
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lilbro777- my sis plays french horn….. and my flute hath not been broken for four years since i got it but it broke now……
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What is the plot?
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Oh, and ChinTsu, I like your cow thing.
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Queenie J, (#243), Þanks for explaining!
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Grant (#252): Must be that the ♥s work with some combos of firefox and computer operating systems and not others.
♥♥♥
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Ha ha!!!! I totally fell for ChinTsu’s joke (post #262)!!!! I was talking about cows on and on and on….ha ha!!!!
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hey, guys….. i just reread ‘Attack of the Smart Pies’ again, and it refered to Pwt as ‘he’….. mwahahahahahahahahahahhaha!
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There are four children- Akira, Kyoko, Shigeru, and Yuki, – ranging from ages twelve to about two. (Akira and Shigeru are the two boys). They all have different fathers, and a rather sleazy mother. None are registered as citizens or for school: legally nonexistent.
Based off events from 1988 that were much worse than the film, the story details how the mother leave the children, with little money and empty promises that she’s gone for work. Akira is left to be caretaker of all of them.
The film doesn’t focus on the mother and her acts, but rather the slowly deteriorating life of the children. The go from semi-well fed, clean clothes and apartment, to ragged looks, and living in basic filth.
It broke my heart to watch it, honestly. The feeling that there’s nothing you can do is so hard.
It might be strange for some people, who would wonder why the kids didn’t simply ask for help. The first reason is foster care- they didn’t want to be split up. But part of it is the enduring Japanese spirit to preserve. Even when the conditions are the worse they could be, none of the children are broken.
Yuya Yagira, the actor who played Akira, won best actor in the Cannes Films Festival. And at 14. ♥
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Well, my Values class is studying Ancient Greece. Today, I brought in the Muse issue with the Greece creation story in it. My English teacher thought it was so cool that he wanted to read it and make copies. The other one we have is wordy and difficult for some people to understand.
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That’s because Pwt is a guy. I am sick of people calling him a girl. It must be terribly embarrassing for Pwt to be constantly verbally immasculated. Poor Pwt……nobodoy loves him. From now on, I resolve to be nice to Pwt if I meet him. Kokopelli ought to make him secretary of something when he becomes prez.
Grant is in a good mood right now. Ssssssss. ♥ Guess why! ♪♫hums to self♫♪
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Sounds like a good movie. Those Japanese sure make good movies… “House of Flying Daggers,” “Spirited Away,” etc.
My favourite song? Well, you sorta have to hear me sing it, but I’ll type it.
Something had changed within me
something is not the same
I’m through with playing by the rules
of someone else’s game
too late for second guesses
to late to go back to sleep
it’s time to trust my instincts
close my eyes
and leap
It’s time to try defying gravity
I think I’ll try defying gravity
and you can’t bring me down
Elphie: Glinda, come with me. Think of what we could do. Unlimited, our futures are unlimited, together we’ll be the greatest team there’s ever been, Glinda, dreams the way we planned them
Glinda: If we work in tandum
Both: There’s now fight we cannot win, just by defying gravity, it’s time to try defying gravity
Elphie: They’ll never bring us down. Well, are you coming?
Glinda: I hope your happy, now that you’re choosing this
Elphie: You do? I hope it brings you bliss
Both: I really hopw you get it and you don’t live to regret it
I hope your happy in the end, I hope your happy, my… friend…
Elphie: So if you care to find me, look to the wstern skies, as someone told me lately, everyone deserves a chance to fly, and if I’m flying solo, at least I’m flying free, don’t try to ground me, take a message back from me, tell them how I am defying gravity, I’m flying high, defying gravity, and you can’t bring me down!
Townspeople: Look at her, she’s wicked! No one mourns the wicked! So we have to bring her…
Elphie: SCREEEEEECH!
All: DOWN!
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Yes, I have memorized it.
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oh is that from wicked? i’d like to see that.
i read the book but i haven’t seen the musical..
yay phoebe! all hail her memorization skills that allow her to give us lyrics yes whee fun!
i am extremely bored right now. it’s not even really boredom…i just…don’t…care…and…need…something…to…do…that…i…
don’t…consider…a…waste…of…time.
which is why i’m here. ta da!!!
been lurking for a while actually…the GAPAs were out frolicking before…been throwing virtual paper crumples in virtual trash cans. what fun.
arr grr rar
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Grant: Pwt is a boy. He is wearing Egyptian male garb. I bet you got your ladylove out on a date, huh?
Phoebe: Cool. I admire your talents.
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see? i knew poor Pwt was a boy. now that that is cleared up i no longer will refer to him as he/she/it on the rpg. he is he and that is that. hmph….
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She’s a girl!!!!!!!!!!! Grrrrrrrr!!!! The poor girl, she just wants to catch a bird and cook it for dinner, doesn’t that prove she’s a girl? No man would want a bird to cook, and no man would ever be that persevering. She’s a girl!!!!!
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Shrok’s an alien! From Pluto! On pluto they don’t have genders! They just call everybody shrok!!!
Ex. Pwt is a Muse. Shrok chases Crraw.
Shrok being the pronoun referring to Pwt.
See? simple!
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oh no. musers can’t seem to get enough of neverending arguments, eh? XXD. much sorry. mutt did her issapeering act again. -shiftyeyes-
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boys=stupid
stupid=pointless repetition
pointless repetition=chasing a bird around with a net when it is immortal so therefore you could not possibly eat it.
chasing a bird around with a net when it is immortal so therefore you could not possibly eat it=root-Pwt
therefore Pwt=boy
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pwt is a boy. dont insult him.
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I wasn’t saying Pwt was a girl. i was saying, correctly, that Pwt was, is, and ever shall be a guy. If Pwt was a girl, some sort of shirt would be in order because it’s a children’s comic. Even though I like it, it’s a children’s comic.
You are correct. I have obtained a date for Friday. I will let you know how it goes.
Can’t talk much right now.
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In Chinese, there’s one word (at least spoken) for he/she/it: ta. Very simple.
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convenient! like SHROK!!! which i spleled rong on the muse rpg.
oh vell.
Pwt is the embodiment of the Muser’s love of debate. How’s that?
ta…shrok…shrok..ta…SHROKTA!!!!!
SHROKTA SHROKTA!!!
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Actually, House of Flying Daggers was Chinese( except one of tha actors was Japanese) but as long as the movie’s good, that’s what matters! XD
I always though Pwt was a boy, but what do I know? I thought Mimi was male for about a year.
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Yeah, so did I. Pretty obvious that Bo is a girl, though. I should tecnically be going to bed now but so what?
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Yeah, so did I. Pretty obvious that Bo is a girl, though. I should tecnically be going to bed now. I shall post a bit more and then ta ta. L’hitraot. Lyla tov.
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Chalomot pas, Phoenix
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Heehee. Wasn’t the cow thing brilliant. ♥
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cool. How do u do the ae thing?
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attack M&M, slap Usher, smack 50 cent, and kick snoop-dog.
Something makes me want to slap,
do you know what it is? It is rap!
Is note-less, and grotesque,
exactly how do you ace a history test?
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A-C. New name. YAY!!
Why am I listed on the “Who’s here” page as possibly RRF? We’re friends, not the same person. Meh. You son of a silly person, you.
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It’s very cold out there in the woods, because I couldn’t find my gloves. I think someone pinched them. I ran cold water on my hands and it felt warm. Scary.
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Boo rap. It’s snowy here. 8 inches or something. YAAAAAY!!!
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we’ve dwindled to about a quarter of an inch. lots of ice though…
meh i feel jealous. i wants snow! which is why i’m going to florida in two days.
not.
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l ;rmenkauebueia;r r ;i;a jk.ddddfgbgyhmkl;lkjngfdfgjc hhc,hc,,hccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccc
so bored…
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I’m bored.
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Cold water is always warm.
Or is it?
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That was cryptic…
Oooooo…
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I might as well go whole hog and for post #300.
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I’m still bored, and I have nothing worth saying excet that we’re at 300 posts already and it isn’t even the 15th. Go us.
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Why are you out in the woods? and why on earth would somone pinch your gloves? that’s mean!
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Yo, Phoenix, are you any relation to the “Phoenix of Maymond” whose letter got printed in the January 2005 Muse (the crime one, which, by the way, has tons of good info on the untrustworthyness of most evidence)?
Reading old muses is how I spent my first day of finals when I really really should be studying for tests…
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I had to walk the dog, and I think my bro took them, mistaking them for his. He probably left his in el carro and took mine.
&heart; &heart; &heart;
Hee hee hee! Grant’s high on life.
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YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES!!!!!!!!
12 inches of snow and still goin! there will be blood SKIING tonight!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *dances around in circles* mwahahahahahahahahahaha! i love&heart; living in the mountains………..
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ok, the whole ‘skiing tonight’ thing ment this weekend. &heart;
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And that quote came from the princess bride….. you know, ‘there will be blood tonight’ whatshis name said it, the guy who played the one spanish person…. hehehe…
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YESSSSSS!!!! GO HOKEY POKEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
actually it’s Inigo Montoya, played by Mandy Patinkin, but his name is really HOKEY POKEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hello. My name is Hokey Pokey. You killed my father. Prepare to dance!
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we usually get next to no snow this time of year, but we got more this year. it snowed today so we got out of school early so no 6th period! Yeahhhhhhhhhhh! im so bored
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i hate my computer and it hates me.
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you got out of skool early cuz it snowed??? what’s up with that? I wanna get out of skool! It snowed today. well…a slushy rain type of snow but whatever!
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Yay, only one more final and then school’s over.
Of course, our english teacher did assign us a out-of-class, group project for over the break..
And my quartet needs to reherse over the break…
And the geometry final was harder than I was expecting and I think I was the last one to finish so I hope I didn’t do something stupid.. I know that I did get at least one problem wrong…
I don’t know, I feel stupid today. Not to mention incompetent.
And the last time it snowed in the daytime here, like, real snow that you can throw at people, I was five.
Of course, if it even ices over a little here we don’t have school, but still…
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Meh. We never get snow days here. It snowed two feet a few years ago and we STILL had to go to skool.
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I have never been published by Muse. I send letters to Muse under the name ‘Phoenix’ or Tree, which is my name.
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Dayom! Reeeeeaaaally wet snow out there! In trying to build my moai out of snow, I have managed to make myself tired before 6:00! Now my back hurts.
Tengo una cita caliente tomorrow night!
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Oh, an I heart The Princess Bride, especially Inigo Montoya, the ROUS, and COunt Ruegen. In the book Prince Humperdink is cool and Ruegen is not, in the movie Ruegen is cool and Humperdink is not. The ROUS are always cool. I can recite almost the whole movie word for word. Pretty obsessive, but fun.
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yes! obssessive quoters unite! I LOVE reciting movies! It makes people see the truth that i’m insane and avoid me, leaving only the truly froody behind.
plus it’s fun…and it gives you an excuse to watch movies five times over…
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Yay, school’s out.
On the other hand, the cursor on the museblog has picked up a little thingy that sticks to the top of it as I type and is kind of annoying… sort of like a flagpole with a miniscule flag…
My hands are cold.
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Minuscule, please. (Editors will be editors.)
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I have a snow day! Wheeeeeee!
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oops, sorry.
And it’s still doing it…
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Same here! Doesn’t matter though, as long as it doesn’t interfere with my message.
Esta noche!!!! Yee hee hee hee hee! ♥
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(refering to comment 311)yes, I think they were scared that it would snow too much and we would get stuck in school. Today we got a delayed opening becuase we got some ice. The’re supposed to announce it at 5:30 or something but they annouced it really late so some people were on the bus already. then of course there’s me, i woke up at 8:30 thinking ” wow, i actually woke up by myself, we must have gotten a delay”
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wow, i just realized i could get to the bottom of the thread by clicking on “add your own’ i was scrolling down, and that takes forever on long threads.
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Oh, wow, I didn’t know that, thanks Em.
And I’ve been on here how many months?
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what is clicking on “subscribe to the commnts via RSS feed” supposed to do? because i get an error message when i click on it.
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*sniff* thank you lizzie, i feel so special now
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what is WordPress? i feel so ignorant!
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I have no idea what wordpress is. Where did you see it?
Or google is good..
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Em, WordPress is the software we use for the blog.
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Nothing to say. Now I am moving books to my new room! yaay!
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Hmm, that’s odd, because when I click “add your own” it doesn’t do anything. I guess my computer hates me. Just like my old answering machine. The telephone would ring, and on the second ring I’d pick up, and so would the answering machine. Even if I waited, the answering machine would always pick up at the exact same time I did. After about 200 times, I’d feel like taking an axe to it, but I didn’t have to take any messages until we got a new answering machine. Man, I hated that thing. If anyone has an answering machine like that, destroy it before it succeeds in leeching out your patience, and, if you let it, your soul!
♫ I feel good, I feel bad.
I feel happy, I feel sad.
Am I in love?
I must be in love! ♫
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That song was by the Rutles, by the way.
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never heard of that group…. g2g!!!! (breakfast time!!)
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Weren’t the Rutles the Beatles parody by Monty Python?
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my computer hates me too
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the following is a quote from the comic strip Bloom County, not my own words:
Mr. Chairman, you are WHIPPED.
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Although admittedly you seem to be enjoying it.
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No, the Rutles were a parody of the Beatles by Eric Idle, George Harrisson, and various SNL cast members. I am not whipped! I am invincible! Can’t touch this! I’m going to jump off a wall and dragon-kick you in the FACE!!! Even though I don’t know martial arts, I will take you down! And mi amigo Travis will deck you with his h4xing skeelz! By the way, people on the Harry Potter forum, I was not Nero Rhodes. That was Travis. Travis is not a good person to piss off. Travis says, “No wonder Grant doesn’t think much of you guys. You’re no fun and you rejected my application for no reason. Your plot sucks. Enjoy my eternal wrath.”
Honestly. He told me to say that.
*Phoenix promtly grabs USECGO’s incoming ankle and flips him, causing him to fly off into the stratosphere* mwahahaha! I have thwarted the Chairman’s puny attempt to vitually dragon-kick me!
Honestly, why are you so angry about being put on probation? It’s not such a bad thing. You shouldn’t spam people in revenge… [long sermon about ethics and morals delted by the admins] [Actually, we didn’t, and we probably wouldn’t have if there had been one. Long, moralistic sermons are fine with us. But we’ll agree that this one is probably better left to your imaginations. –Admins.]
just saw Newsies, featuring Zyviva, whose parents let her actually act. lucky. It was quite good.
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You know what’s idiotic? I don’t get out of school until Friday. And I have a math test because “it’s just works out that way, and you kids get a review packet for homework too!”
Fie upon you Mr. Fain. Fie upon you.
D:
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A few random questions:
What does Url stand for, and what happens if I change it? Why does a cannot find server appear when I click on my name?
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AF2,
URI stands for “Uniform Resource Identifier.” It’s the same thing as a URL (Uniform Resource Locator, i.e., a Web address). Please leave that part of the form blank. Your browser has been automatically filling it with part of a Web address. Some browsers guess the rest and (rightly or wrongly) go to a site about milk. Others aren’t as good as guessing and return an error message. Either way, we don’t need that information, and it just causes problems for Rosanne and me. We’ll eliminate that part of the form once we learn more about using our GAPA powers.
–Robert
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Speaking of marshal arts, I went to a holiday party at Sensei’s house last night. We got 2 swim at night;it was cool.
And there was lots of choklit.
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Last night I went to bed at 9:15 and dreamed about sharpshinned hawks and passing out sudoku puzzles.
My throat hurts.
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NEWSFLASH! Zyvia testified (truly) that the directors of the musicals, if you tell them you are shomer n’giah (can’t touch boys), will place you in the middle of girls and give you no coed dancing parts, so as soon as I find a play I want to be in, I CAN ACT! Well, if I can find some way to pay the admission fee. BUT I CAN ACT! I am so happeeeeeeeeeeeeee.
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Meh. Our Sensei doesn’t let us swim anywhere. Mainly because its -6 degrees farenheit over here. Heehee. We did get cookies last class, though.
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Wonderful, Grant. Wonderful. Tell Travis to stop being an eejit. And just so you know, your Grant character will be available for the Yule Ball and forth, because Lola misses you. Tell Travis to quit it ’cause otherwise your computer will be eternally banned.
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yay, cookies.
Starts with c, you know.
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Been away too long…
Darn flaggy thing.
A-C (or whatever she calls herself) is now in Oregon (yes, Oregon) with her family and a firewall that blocks almost every good site out there, including MuseBlog. (We were agonizing on the phone about this all last night.) Luckily, she can still get on NationStates, or she says she’ll go totally insane…
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This is Zara-mun posting on Phoebe’s account, btw.
Why do you and ‘Travis’ have the same IP address, then, Grant? That’s why we rejected the app, you know. Well, that and the perfect!genius!Sue part.
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No, you didn’t Phoenix, because I didn’t even try. I was making an idle threat. Don’t take them so seriously or I’ll render you impotent. And I am angry at being put on probation because it was for speaking my mind! I was merely expressing an opinion of how freaking slow the plot is, which is called freedom of speech, a natural right protected by the first amendment to the Constitution of the United States!
But that was not me spamming. I repeat, that was my friend Travis. He sure had fun with that. Now he’s celebrating his status of “malicious spammer.” Please. You could say “people who are angry at groundless rejection of their application and have nothing better to do.”
I admit, I gave him the idea for the name, but I did not write the application. He’s not very imaginative, is Travis, and needed help, so I helped. I’m nice like that. He couldn’t even come up with a good name for his word processor he’s programming (originally called “Codepad). I told him his name was teeeerrible, so I gave him some ideas. “Travis, that’s so unoriginal. Why not name it something cool, like….Writepad.” (Here I was being sarcastic.) His eyes lit up, like a child on Christmas morn. “WritePad!!!! Wow!!!!!!” I then gave him some better names, such as “PenPro,” “GlyphGram,” and “VirtScribe.”
So Travis had tons-o-fun with your board. He said it made his Saturday, or Sunday, or whenever. I forgot when he did it.
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Yeah, we just explained… He was being a Sparklypooer. Anyway, deal with him or you get to pay. He’s your friend.
Plus, Eric Gaul was you.
Musebloggers: Sorry to jam up all this space with our Pottertalk, but we have an issue to resolve that can’t go on the Message Board.
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YOU stop taking everything I say so seriously, Grant, I was just having fun.And render me impotent in what way?
I am about to burst into random song:
oh, high times, hard times
sometimes the living is sweet
and somtimes there’s nothing to eat
but I always land on my feet!
so when there’s hard times
I wait for good times to shine
and I put on my best and I throw out my chest and I’m off to the racetrack again!
—Meda the Medowlark from Newsies
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Hallo, Musebloggers!
Phoebe’s told me lots about how awesome you guys are. I used to read Muse a lot, but haven’t been recently. I guess I should start again, as I kind of miss it. Good ol’ Muse…
-Zara/Zallie
PS – Grant,
If I recall correctly, you said something along the lines of ‘I’m really depressend and taking a break now, kthanxbai!’ which makes it seem like it’s your idea, dontcha think?
We put you on probation for a combination of reasons, most of which have nothing to do with your constitutional rights, as I’ve explained several times.
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Every word processor in the world must now be renamed LAAAevilevil. Because I feel like it, and because I want to save Travis from word-processor name doom.
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Phoenix seems to have a lot of Muser friends. Lucky.
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No, Pheonix is just good at convincing people.
We only like her for the chocolate…….I mean, we love Pheonix for being herself!
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I know, I feel lucky. Welcome, Zara, which is what I will call you so as not to get confused! Maybe Adon Moreh should set up a thread on your RP so you can argue with Grant to your heart’s content.
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Sha, I’m getting paid big bucks to do this!
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Ta, Phoenix. Is there another Zallie or something? Allie? Callie?
Heh, that thread’d be cool by me, although I think we’re nearly done. Hopefully. *crosses fingers*
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I’m with you there, Zallie.
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Ahem! Could certain MuseBloggers please change the subject to something a bit less exclusive, please?
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okay, sorry. eh, marshmallows. Marshmallows and hot choklit.
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Ick. I don’t like marshmallows.
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i agree with lizzie. marshmellows are nasty.
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The other night, my little brother got out marshmallows that were so stale, they were like little rocks. He and my big brother ended up having a rock hard marshmallow war. Every time a marshmallow hit the floor, it would chip. We ended up spending a really long time trying to get all the marshmallow peices up.
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Marshmallows are nasty and artificial… but I must admit they do taste good in hot chocolate! I bet they take ages to decompose and are extremely bad for the enviroment.
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ah… what a great subject, marshmellows. I’m sure ever muser in the world dreams of coming on a blog and chatting marshmellows with their fellow musers. if only they knew…
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I had rock hard marshmellows once. I was saving them for a special occasion, and I saved them for a bit too long. So I put them in some hot chocolate. They weren’t too bad.
Hot chocolate is one of the best perks of winter.
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No you have not! You have not explained!! After I complained about the board, saying, “This plot is so freaking slow!!!! Nothing happens! Scenes that go nowhere!!! Ooh, look,” blah blah blah, Grant’s tired of this, I got a message simply saying, “That’s how you feel about this board? Ok, you are on probation for a couple weeks.” At this point I went to dunk my head in a bucket of ice water. Admittedly it was my idea to take a break, but then you made my acount inactive. I was planning to come back after I cooled off, and you made that impossible, which set off the reaction of me telling my friend about the board, him applying, you rejecting, etc., so basically the spamming is YOUR FAULT!!!!!
Storytime! Once there was a farmer who had an old donkey. One day this donkey falls down his well. The farmer decides it will take too much effort to get the donkey back again, and the donkey is old anyway, so he’s going to fill in the well. So the farmer takes a shovel and a pile of dirt and begins to fill in the well. The donkey makes a dreadful row when it realizes what’s happening, but after 2 minutes it stops. The farmer looks down as he fills in the well, and the donkey is shaking off the dirt and taking a step up each time. The farmer finishes filling in the well and the donkey gets out and runs off. There was a really motivational moral here, but I don’t remember it. So after a while the donkey comes back and bites the farmer for trying to cover him up. The wound gets infected and the farmer dies. Moral: no matter how hard you try to cover your (other word for donkey), it will always come back to bite you.
If you want anything further from me, I refuse to take any more space here, so email me. If you’re on the HP board of admin, you will know what it is.
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hey, hey. Calmness. I will be the mint distributer. *hands Grant a mint*. Okay. Obviously it WAS your idea, why don’t you just ask to be let back on instead of spamming?
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can we not talk about marshmellows or the HP board of admin or whatever that is?
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hey, hey. Calmness. I will be the mint distributer. *hands Grant a mint*. Okay. Obviously it WAS your idea, why don’t you just ask to be let back on instead of spamming? We are all Musers here. *deftly blocks incoming pie*
Anyway, today Zyviva and another friend of mine were making a boat for physics class. In the middle some boys came over and told us that, with the air chambers, it looked like a chicken, so we called it the Floating Chicken or Chicken of the Sea. It floated nicely, but unfortunately when we tried to fix an imperfection after its test voyage, the bad quality clay started to flake off. The entire thing collapsed, so as not to get a bad grade our group is writing a mock builders’ report about how we need more funding, and we included the nessesary info and how we calculated it out. The teacher said it was okay, I hope we don’t fail…
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I do not like marshmallows.
What are we supposed to talk about then?
Can we do a blog-wide RPG? Not like the one with all the Muses (which I haven’t been on in AGES) but… I dunno. Maybe like a fantasy-type one? Ideas welcome.
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Jen the Weredragon!
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Heh. Right. Will do, as soon as I dunk my head in a bucket of icy water.
Back on topic now: I do not eat marshmallows, as I do not eat animal products, except for fish sometimes.
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PS – Thank you Phoenix.
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Ok… That clears everything up…sorta…not really…
Convientiently enough, we don’t want anything else from you.
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Dude-man! Aren’t you listening, Phoenix? Are those flaps on the side of your head working?? I did not spam! It was my friend!!!! Use your ears!!
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Unless you haven’t gotten it yet, you aren’t banned yet. Only if you and “Travis” post randomly all over the place again. Also, that will be hard for him because we banned his e-mail address.:lol:
Hey, don’t blame Phoenix, she was trying to help.
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Oh, I’m sorry! I thought you said it was you spamming, Grant. I apologise. Have another mint, and I’ll try to pay more attention.
More random songs! My sister and I do this in duet, and this is my solo.
many nights we’ve prayed
with no proof anyone could hear
in our hearts a hopeful song we barely understood
now we are not afraid
although we know there’s much to fear
we’ve been moving mountains long before we knew we could
there can be miricles
when you belive
though hope is frail
it’s hard to kill
who knows what miricles
you can achive
when you belive
somehow you will
you will when you belive
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Zallie- I LOVE YOU! :worship worship:
Okay, I’m calming down, but I adore anyone who is vegetarian/vegan. I haven;t yet, as my mother insists on feeding me carcass still, but one day, I swear…
Run on sentences are fun! AHAHAHA!
That’s all.
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Actually, I think Phoenix was talking about spamming the MUSEBLOG, not the forums…
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OOPS. I’m too slow.
Anyway, vegetarians are tres cool. Even if you aren’t one, you should get your mum to get organic meat/carcass. *wise nod* It’s yummier and better for everyone! …except for the animals.
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Some things in life are bad,
they can really make you mad.
Other things just make you swear and curse.
When you’re chewing on life’s gristle,
Don’t grumble! give a whistle,
And this’ll help things turn out for the best!!! Aaaaaannnd……
Always look on the bright side of life! (whistles)
Always look on the right side of life! (whistles)
I don’t remember how to end Italics and I have to leave now to go on vacation. More of this awesome song to come on Saturday.
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I’d never get enough protein if I was a vegetarian. Heehee.
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Hey, all you have to do is refuse to eat the carcass. (At least, that worked for me…) I can’t be vegan. I love cheese too much. And eggs. And yogurt smoothies (which are actually insanely good). And… You get the point. I admire any bloggers who have the strength of will to go vegan. Wow.
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MONTY PYTHON!!!! YEEE!!
Life’s a piece of s&%$
When you look at it
You must always face the curtain with a bow!
***
Always look on the bright side of death!
Just before you draw your terminal breath!
These are the only bits of the song I remember. I haven’t seen Life of Brian in so long…
That song was in Spamalot. I love Spamalot. (PATSY: Well, it’s not the sort of thing you say to a heavily armed Christian.) (Finland Finland Finland, that’s the country for meeeee) (traditional fish-shlapping song) Should that be on the Monty Python thread? Oh well.
Protein shakes. Some of them actually taste good too.
Grant: To do italics, you type (without the spaces) lessthansign i greaterthansign stuffyouwannawrite lessthansign /i greaterthansign.
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Why do people insist upon talking about animal rights and being a vegetarian outside of Hot Topics? If you want to discuss it, go there, if you just want to mention that one doesn’t have to be a vegan, one can simply refuse to eat meat, could you please refrain from referring to meat as a “carcass”? Thank you, I just don’t like to hear people use fighting words, and then not be able to respond to it without making everybosy upset.
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like this: (/i) except with triangle brackets.
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Or, you could offer to cook your own meals. That worked for me.
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I’ve considered going vegetarian before, and my brother is, but I like chicken soup a lot and… I don’t know. My family only eats white meat (poultry and fish) anyway…
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I’m not really a vbegetarian, because the animal is already dead, ot eating it won’t help, and anyway, I keep Kosher, so I know it was humane. However, I cannot eat anything with like bones and fat in it, it just freaks me out.
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yes, but if the demand for meat is diminished then fewer animals would be killed in the future, ideally, I think is the idea..
I don’t know, I just like to argue with everyone. MG and Phoenix, you’ve probably noticed that.
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Yeah, but if one person didn’t eat meat, what diffference would it make?
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yes. It’s okay, though, “political dicussions are good for the heart.”– Reldegan from the Belgariad
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Vegetarianism is really about the principle- the idea of ingesting another creature- than really doing much of a boycott. In other words, people refuse to be part of something that devours the innards-erm- that is, that eats meat.
#400, I think? Yessssss Axa wins at life.
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I guess none of you have ever had ptcha. Kind of tasteless, if you ask me.
Ptcha = jellied calf legs.
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As my Judaics teacher so aptly put it, animals are here for us to eat.
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I’ve had ptcha too! My grandmother used to make it. I like the gelatinous texture. I agree, the taste is pretty boring, though.
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i was trying to get all of my randomness into one post. and anyway, nobody goes there anmore
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Actually, I’m a vegetarian for the ‘wrong’ reasons, as my animal-activist friends keep telling me.
I don’t have a problem with eating the animals, so much as I don’t like eating processed/chemical-y foods. If I knew the meat I was eating was organic & fair trade, I’d eat it more often. However, where I live, organic meat is crazy expensive and kind of hard to find, so I just don’t eat any.
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Animals aren’t her ust for us to eat. They help support the world. One purpose is to be eaten to feed other species; also for many other reasons. I am not so self-centered as to belive that animals are JUST here to serve us.
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I don’t like the tast of meat, and I don’t like eating another animal. It feels…weird, somehow. I’m not saying that everyone has to be a vegetarian or something.
What exactly was the point of the “Hot Topics” thread, since we just argue everywhere else anyway? And vegetarianism isn’t much of a hot topic, in my opinion. Vegetarians and omnivores pretty much live and let live.
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Then maybe we could talk about this over in food? I could actually give a lot of Hot Topic answers about why it isn’t wrong to eat meat, but no one wants to hear that. I’m also feeling very lazy.
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: corrals all to Hot Topics/ Food : Yes run.
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Watch. I am going to get Zyviva’s attention:
Someone: lets all go kill some random whales…
Zyviva: noooooooooo! *jumps on guy and starts pounding him*
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well, actually, if we want to get technical, other animals are here to reproduce and make little animals to ensure the continuation of their species…
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Hey everybody! This is my first time posting on the blog, but I have been lurking around awhile (he he!) Please note that I am NOT the “random moose person” returned. I just think moose are cool. Just so everybody knows, I like my fur on the animal. I’m currently divided about the “to eat (meat) or not to eat” issue. A lot of meat animals are kept in cruel conditions, but some are not. The actual killing process, if done correctly is very humane, but the animal doesn’t get to live out it’s natural lifespan! Cows are at killed at like, what, three?! Still meat does taste pretty good… Happy Christmas! (That’s CHRISTmas by the way.)
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What do you mean (on the calendar) Hanakkah Haunakah Hannakah AAAAH! How do you spell that!? It’s driving me crazy! Anyway, what do you mean -insert holidy here- is 3 days? It’s eight days for the eight day the oil burned.
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(1) You spell it with Hebrew letters, but then most MuseBloggers (and this Administrator) wouldn’t be able to read it.
(2) It lasts eight days, but it starts three days from now. Tomorrow the calendar will say “two days.” Wait and see.
Oh, and welcome to the blog! It’s always exciting when lurkers come out of the cold.
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This is odd, and probably is a sign of a sick mind, but I thought it was funny. A friend of mine posted this picture on her Xanga. It showed Santa in a little boy’s house, delivering presents. The little boy was on the stair case, watching Santa. Santa was turned around looking at the little boy, with his mouth open. At the bottom it said “I’m sorry you saw me, Timmy. Now I have to kill you.” for some reason, that struck me as really funny. Just the thought of wonderful sweet Santa, going to kill all who laid eyes on him. I laughed about it all day. My mother is now convinced that I need deep psychological help.
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Velcome to our evil little home!! MWAHAHA.
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i know we have a recent posts section, but can we have a popular posts section, too? its really annoying to have to look all those up.
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that time is off by 1 hour. is it supposed to be my time?
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The blog’s clock is currently set to Central Standard Time, because a lot of MuseBloggers live in the Midwest. If you’re on Eastern or Mountain time, you’ll just have to make mental adjustments. To display your time, MuseBlog would have to tap into your computer–something I don’t think it knows how to do.
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It better not know how to tap into our computers..
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Don’t worry–WordPress knows that if it misbehaves, I’ll smack it down good and hard. But I really don’t think it’s capable of doing anything sinister. There are options to create cookies that would tell you things like which posts you haven’t seen yet, but I haven’t installed them. I don’t want to be responsible for leaving muddy footprints all over other people’s computers.
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but what about having links to threads like “books and movies” (popular threads)on the homepage?
I have completed my mathssssss. I just need to dispense the presents and drag through another day until VACATION!
AXA WINS AT LIFE AGAIN!
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here is how you speel Hannuka in Hebrew:
×—× ×•×›×”
Unfortunately, the letter on the far right is unpronouncable in English.
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my elbow hurts when I bend it. I think I’m getting tendonitis in it or something. What’s weird is that it isn’t the one that’s been bothering me for the past month or so (my bow arm) but the other one and I don’t know why it doesn’t like me all of the sudden..
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Bonjour le monde,
Yo acabo escribir an essay. Je n’aime escribir essays. A mi me no gusta devoir, either.
Ha ha, here’s me being crazy and speaking in three different languages…
Meh.
Who here likes Calvin and Hobbes comics?
Anyone? Anyone?
Bueller?
etc.
Better go before my pc can’t handle the randomness…
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Not completely unpronouncable. Just very hard if you haven’t grown up saying it. It’s weird to think that to other people, Hebrew is just a load of strange symbols, like Greek is to me.
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I like Clavin and Hobbes! I love Calvin’s snowmen, and I jsut want to hug Hobbes.
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I love Calvin and Hobbes!!!! I have a couple of the comic books. Also, Phoenix: how did you type in Hebrew? I can’t read Hebrew letters at all, but I can say some stuff. Except I don’t know what most of it means… My father’s side of the family is Jewish (by race) so we celebrate most Jewish holidays. My uncle can speak Hebrew fairly well, and my father can a little. Shabbot Shalom! (I’m almost certain I spelled that wrong too.)
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That was fine. Although Shabbat isn’t until tomorrow night.
Pheonix, I can’t see the hebrew letters. What did you say?
Lilah Tov Koolam.
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I spelled Chanuka. I typed in Hebrew by going on to Word and selecting ‘symbols’ and they copy-pasting. hehe. I love Hobbes too.
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I love calvin & hobbes too! i have nothing original to say!
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Yay, I love Calvin and Hobbes; I think we have all of the books.
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eek. i love calvin and hobbes except when my brother starts ranting about it. Mine is a secret love, because if james ever found out i would have no peace for the rest of his days. he just lives to quote those comics. and he can’t quote either. he always messes up. grr…
GUYS I FINALLY SAW NARNIA YESS but more about that on books+movies.
I’ve been in florida btw. w/my grandparents. Tea, shouts of “Blimey!” and soccer. yessssssssss. fun stuff. actually it’s “football” but whatever. we got the world cup dates+times so we can watch the good games. of course that’s in june, so it’s a bit early….
AAANYWAY!!!!! going to books+movies! YES! I AM! CUZ I SAW NARNIA!!!! WOOHOO!!!!!!!!
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I know Shabbat isn’t until tonight, but that’s pretty much the only Hebrew thing I can say that I can translate, so I figured I might as well post it while the subject is up. Well, I could have just said shalom. Shalom!
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HAPPY FESTIVUS!!!!!! why is there no Festivus thread?
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Whippee skippy! The Yule Ball has started on my site! Even if you aren’t allowed to post, just looking is fun!
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By the way, Yiddish is way cool. There are words for everthing that there should be words for in English, but there aren’t. Like different words for different varieties of idiots. I think flamablamablous = likely to potz.
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I meant “plotz”. Sorry. I need to do a spell check.
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Alas, Axa has no link for said site :coughhintcough:
Woe is me.
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It’s: hmstrdumbledore.proboards57.com
No worries, GAPA, there isn’t any contact info.
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SQUEEEEEEEEEEE!
Ok. So, I’m guessing you have all read a smashing book by the name of “The Watsons Go To Birmingham.” Am I right? If not, go out and read it right now.
The point is, this year’s class play is about the Civil Rights Movement. You know, when the schools were intergrated for African Americans and all that. The book “The Watsons GO To Birmingham” is all about that, especially one instance where a African American church in Birmingham got blown up by a gang of crazy Caucasian guys. Am I right? Yes. In “The Watsons Go To Birmingham,” the main character is a kid named Kenny. Am I right? Yes. In our play, our teacher converted Kenny’s character to a girl. Am I right? Yes. Who gets to play her?
MMMMMMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!
(Am I right? Yes.)
-Phoebe
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Ah Proboards. Me luff. ♥
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Woo, Phoebe. Nice job!
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I’m gonna look up cavefish.net and see of the Dark Waters: Random Thoughts of A Teenage Cavefish comes up.
Hey, I had a really good idea. I make a Notscape page on Microworlds (computer programming for the simple minded) and I put it on CDs and send them to the MFP!
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guys i think phoebe just might be right…
I’m having a lovely time being extremely bored…yay all hail the boredom. not. so i’ve come to the very not-boring museblog. yay what fun…
i have to do my outline+bibliography today. oh joy. i wish i could just make the whole thing up instead of the whole notecard thing…note cards eevil. die die die. oh vell. *sigh* get ready for some rants about the utter uselessness of life, the universe, and everything. And the complete tyranny of the evil overlord lamuth. And then ask me why i’m doing it on Christmas Eve and hear the response that I probably won’t get anything done today anyway, and ask why i bother then and see my blank stare and then I’ll think wow. that’s a good idea! And watch me abandon my work to go frolic in the nonexistant snow. And then watch me realize that the snow is a figment of my imagination and watch me fall to the ground in despair. And then get hit with a snowball, and realize that pretty much everything i actually care about is a figment of my imagination. And get slushy and wet. And go drink hot choklit and sing christmas songs. And then get hit with more snowballs from angry procrastinators who haven’t decorated their trees yet and would like to do that (we just did ours this morning ) And then wonder why Ebeth is sitting here planning your life out for you and realize that it’s because she really has nothing better to do. Or rather that she does, but she doesn’t feel like doing it. And hit her with a snowball to make her go away. And then….*gets hit with hundreds of virtual snowballs*
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my evil english teacher assined us a buncha essay tests due the day we got back. I HATE MY ENGLISH TEACHER AND IF YOU DIDN’T GET HW I HATE YOU TOO GRRRRRR DEATH TO-
GABA- hey,we’re all musers here. all musers are equal.
napoleon disguised as innocent museblogger bobby- all musers are equal but some musers are more equal than others.
GAPA- (pies napoleon) evil pigs should stay in their evil books.
Lord of the flies- i find that statement very insulting.
GAPA- (pies LOTF) there, now we can-
LOTF- mwa ha ha your puny pies do not harm me. i am the very essense of evil itself.
GAPA- (zaps all of LOTF’s posts) but i am the Great and Powerful Administrator.
ramdom museblogger- can we eat napoleon?
GAPA- no, because he was disguised as innocent museblogger bobby, and i can’t track him. but feel free to roast his virtual remains.
see? english is taking over my brain.(if you didn’t understand this its because you have never read the lord of the flies or animal farm)
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Bwahaha Ebeth, that was what I had to do a couple months ago, whilst the rest of Museblog frolicked joyously in their citation free existance. But HARK! Now Axa has finished and it is youuuuu who must suffer the all encompassing wrath that is…OUTLINING! AHAHAHAAAA! I WIN!!!
Okay I’m done.
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mwahaha lotf…i had to do an extra project on that last year cuz my teacher thought i was smart. she needed something to do w/me cuz i got through all the ridiculously easy assignments she gave us and then “distracted” my friends (who were already done too but usually pretended they were still working on it-smart peoples *sigh*) i have a deep hatred against that book. *hiss* A because i had to do a stupid extra credit project on it and B because it’s stuffed with symbolism and warnings and psychological studies and all that other good stuff. blech. I learned to hold on to my worksheets eventually though, and teer was stuck with me. mwahaha. poor teer *evil smile* we skooled her. she had no idea what to do with us.
well, nice little memory time over now. i’m sure you’re all glad about the insightful look into my recent history.
y’know what, i think english teachers are just an evil breed of aliens out to control the earth. and then a couple nice ones got mixed in by mistake. but i’ve had baaaad luck with english teachers.
yes if you can’t tell, procrastination skills come once again to the rescue. I’m supposed to be cleaning my room. It takes me about five minutes but my mom thinks it takes an hour, because she cleans slowly (and possibly more thoroughly…
*ahem*) well at least i can make it look cleaned in about five minutes.
now that you’re done reading about my fascinating cleaning habits, i shall ramble about…erm….stuff. somewhere else. or maybe i’ll finish my room first. hoom…decisions, decisions…
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So anyway, if I start calling everyone Byron or Joey and talking in a southern accent, it’s normal. Well, not normal, but don’t be too alarmed.
Ebeth, try reading “All the Creatures Great and Small.” Gruesome book it is.
Ah! Yoda speak!
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yaaaaay I ♥ yoda!!!!!
Maybe we should have a “Complain about Deep Philisophical Books That Were Assigned For Your Further Torture In English Here” thread…
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*gasp* and my room is semi-clean now so i won’t get in major trouble for being on the comp. huzzah!!!
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Congratulations, Phoebe!
The Watsons are African-American, aren’t they? Are you? Are any other of you MuseBloggers? Just curious.
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nope. half the people at my skool are either af-am or hispanic.
hey, i think we should have a skool thread too. we could call it “evil mutant substitutes from marz and other skool crap/stuff”then i could tell you all about my stange english teacher and my wierd subs and all of the strange things my friends and i come up with. he he he…
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Hahaha! Ebeth, very funny discussion between LOTF, GAPA and random museblogger! For some reason I imagine it as a conversation between sock puppets. Napoleon is hiding behind your back.
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ooh yes! skool thread GAPA? pwease? (mwahaha)
i get to stay up until 10 tonight, which means i’ll be up until about 11 or 11:30 (usually i get to stay up until 9:30 and i’m up until 10:30 or 11) of course it’s christmas eve so i’ll be up all night anyway…i’m going to try to keep possession of the comp tonight so i can say merry christmas to y’all first thing. *fingerscrossed* yeah, christmas eve is a traditional stay-up-all-night night. along with new years eve, the day before my b-day, day before easter, and pretty much every day during the summer. i’m nocturnal. whooooo whoooooooo no i’m not an owl. although i did pretend i was an owl a lot when i was little. why, i have no idea. owls are cool.
so are lizards!!! i bought a mini lizard thingamajig in florida. in st. armand’s, in this little shop that was going out of business. it was only like a dollar or something. it’s pretty cool. yes it is precious. oh dear, gollum instincts rising. must…not…make…lizard…my…precious….aaah too late. anyhoo, why do i bring this up now? cuz i bought the thing and totally forgot about it until i found it in my backpack today. poor lizard… *sniff* i always bring backpacks on vacation for some reason. they’re better than suitcases.
i’m whitey-white-white-white. absolute whiteness. *sigh* oh well. I have a friend who’s african-american and jamacan and irish and loads of other cool stuff that i can’t remember…i’m irish. that’s pretty cool. and brit. didn’t we already go through this? maybe not. i thought we did. oh vell. I’m bored. randomly rambling. judging by the little bar thingy this post is way long enough so i’ll just say ho ho ho for your own safety avoid going shopping! 1-you will be trampled 2- you will suffocate from the cheesy santa jokes and squishies and whatever else and 3-you will die of overexposure to christmas music. Avoid the dangers. Danger…danger…death, doom, despair…aaaaaah….
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Actually that was Em…
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hey! that was me! ebeth and i are two entirely different people. maybe i should change my name to Emiliana… what do you mean, “napoleon is hiding behind your back”?
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oops! Sorry about getting mixed up, EM!!
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Change your name to Emiliana, but you can’t live in EmilyWorld. That’s MY home.
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Oh, Em, the Napoleon sock puppet is hiding out there. I don’t really know that for sure, though. I just had a random flash on the topic.
It’s no big deal. Since he’s a sock puppet, he’s not such a bad guy.
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I am back from vacation!!! Speaking of Calvin and Hobbes, I have a rare treasure: an autographed copy of “The Days are just Packed.” It’s about 2 yards to my right. On the title page, it says, “To Grant O******* with best wishes, BILL WATTERSON.” You probably don’t believe me. I swear on Kon-Tiki. I do.
Happy Christmas! I’m not a devout anything, but I think it’s ridiculous to declare war on a holiday. Consequently, I’ve decided to create an icon that may be used by all the holidays. I’ve sketched a picture of it and will send it in to Muse. May the Holiday Yak bring you joy this winter!
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pssht. Beware GAPA rosanne. Sock Puppets can be the ultimate evil. Especially when created and brought to life by the evil Dr. L.B. AKA james my brother. *flashback*
Dr. L.B’s sock puppet: oofa rules!! da da da let’s sing I know a song that gets on everybody’s nerves!!! I know a song that gets on everybody’s nerves, everybody’s nerves, everybody’s nerves…*finishes song several times over* OOFA EEFA BEEFA BOOFA BEEZA BOOZA EEZA OOZA OOFA EEFA BEEFA BOOFA BEEZA BOOZA EEZA OOZA…
Ebeth: AAAAAAHHHH!!!!!!
*end of flashback*
*shudder* it was just a flashback..just a flashback…*deep breath*
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um.. ok i was refering to napoleon, the pig, from animal farm. what are you refering to?
what is the EmilyWorld? why would i want to live there? emily is not my name.
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oh now i know what you mean (i think)
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The Napolean Sock Puppet? Isn’t he that dude who wanted to take over the world using an intricate plot involving 3700 bars of soap and one tiny elephant?
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No, Emily can’t be your name, it’s my name. Wait, so your name really is Emiliana?
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Why aren’t there any other Grants on here?? I only know one other, and he used to be my brother’s best friend. Aaaaaaahhhh. My girlfriend isn’t here. I wish she was, but she’s in Florida. Projecting affection: ♥♥♥. I wonder what they’re going to do for SNL tonight.
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Press ‘Submit’ and submit to my power! Muhahahahahahahaha!
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Boy that was corny. I just recived a major insult, by the by. I am at Sphinx’s house, and she just told me my name should be pronounced ‘phonics’. It is pronounced ‘fee-nix’! or, if you want to get tecnical, ‘foe-EE-nix’!
Sphinx: No, it’s Phone-Icks. Always Phone-Icks to me.
*Phoenix usurps keyboard* Evil! blasphemy! Phonics is the evil study of English pronounciation! Yuch! My name is not Phonics!
Sphinx: I’m not saying it’s Phonics. It’s Phone-Icks. *presses submit’
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no, but i wish it was ♥
guess my name!
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um… maybe because nobody’s name is grant? what, do you want us to change our names to grant?
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Be quiet! I enjoy my name, but it would be nice to meet some people with the same name out there. By the way, notice how like nobody is named Dennis, Nigel, or Sviartaslov anymore? Give me some more names that aren’t in use in our generation! Isn’t it weird how names go through waves of popularity?
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No Vladmirs around, either… Or Ekatrinas.
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I am absolutely quiet. Not a sound escapes my lips. And yet you can all see my thoughts. aaah. we have the power…to converse without speaking….we must be mind reading aliens…i’m green…woot!!!
I know way too many people with my name.
“Sviartaslov?” never heard that one…
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Th efunny thing is, my teacher chose to do a play on the Civil Rights movement when we have 2 African Americans or even half Arfiacan Americans in the class.
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The name is actually Sviatislav — from the Slavic roots “svyat” (holy) and “slav” (glory). And the civil rights movement was important for everybody and is well worth understanding. It’s hard to imagine how different things used to be.
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I had a brilliant idea. I’m going to adopt a kid from Arabia when I’m older and name him Kublai Khan.
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??? Explain, please. Kublai Khan was a Mongol and ruled China. Where does Arabia come into it?
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Hey, I’ve only ever heard it, during a Monty Pyton sketch. “And now, the world-famous performer, Sviatislav Richter, will perform Tchaikovsky’s 3rd Piano Concerto in Bb minor. During the performance, he will escape from a sack, a pair of handcuffs, and 3 padlocks.”
My friend is biracial. He can take anything the wrong way, and he does. One time, I’m saying in a creepy voice, “And so, the Black Morass swept across the s&so….”
Curtis: “What’s wrong with black, Grant?”
Me: “Ok, ok, the WHITE morass!”
Curtis: “Oh, so now you insult my mother!”
Me: “Dayom! The PURPLE morass then!”
Curtis: “My father likes purple!”
Me: “@$@%$@$!@!@#$*$%!@!!!!!”
He’s so funny. He does a perfect “YEAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!” like Li’l John. One time we did a skit with him acting like Li’l John in it. It was Celebrity Blackjack, and we wrote it for Drama Class. The cast:
Michael B.: Ben Stein
Curtis C.: Li’l John
Me: Annoying announcer, Josef Stalin
That was the best skit ever. Curits is actually his middle name. His full name is Anthony Curtis C*** Jr. He hates the name Anthony, so he goes by Curtis.
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On the subject of names, I’m cursed with a name everyone insists on shortening. Alexandra. I am NOT Alex, Lexi, Al, Alexia, Alexandria, or Alexander. ALEXANDRA! Is it that hard? Jeez.
I also spend about twice the time writing my name, since I have 15 letters in all. So while I scribe my wonderful name, all the other students are already done with a few problems. Oy.
Of course, my name makes it easier to tell who my true friends are, as they would call me Alexandra, not Alex.
D:
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I wonder why nobody has been remarking about my autographed comic book. They must be reeling in disbelief. Just kidding.
How it happened: My mom, Maurine, works with Jim Watterson, Bill Watterson’s father. He hears I’m the biggest Calvin and Hobbes fan who ever lived. (EVER LIVED!!!! NO DISPUTING!) He offers to get a book autographed. Bingo, bango, I have a signed book. (“Too bad the core took a direct hit! Too bad the radiation’s everywhere! Too bad I said ‘Bingo, bango!’ Who writes this junk????” -Dallas, Dreadzone announcer.)
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My name is Jessica, and people automatically call me Jess. I don’t ask them or anything. I don’t mind, I just find it interesting that the brain will automatically shorten words to make them easier to say.
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There’s really no nickname for “Grant.” Sometimes people call me Go, though, that being my initials. My middle name is strange and consequently I keep it hidden. On here I revel in anonymity, so it’s Ashbel. It’s my great-great grandfather’s name or something.
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Hey, this thread is under Random Craziness, is it not?
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Thank you for the application, Sphinx! A few people commented on it, so you can go back to the site and check on the subject to see.
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Since my name is Amanda, people never try to shorten my name. I guess they could do Mandie, but I won’t let them. Only a few people have ever tried, and I set them in their place very quickly.
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I dislike it when people call me “Liz”. My friend also insists on calling me “Wizzie-poo”… I’ve threatened to stop helping her with her math homework, but to no avail..
Have you noticed how practically no one has the first name “Adolf” or “Benedict” nowadays?
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Adolf I can understand. But the new Pope took the name Benedict, I forget which number.
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Happy Christmas, peoples.
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Oh, that’s true, I forgot about that.. But Benedict drops off the chart of the baby name voyager in the mid 1970s..
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who’d want to be named adolf after hitler?
people have sooo many nicknames for me. i really don’t care what people call me except beth. i don’t like that name. i dunno why, i just don’t.
ME!!!
Elizabeth
Ebeth
Liz
Lizzy
Bess (only choklithotpinkbunneez calls me that though.)
Lizard
Gecko
Monkey
Monkeygirl
My last name that will not be spoken on this site. people sometimes call me by my last name cuz there are toooo many elizabeths in our skool. None of them uses Ebeth though. mwahahaha
guyyyyyyysss I GOT THE SPAMALOT SOUNDTRACK FOR CHRISTMAS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! happy happy joy joy!!! Now if Mom+dad would take me to go see it…
haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaappy.
oh yeah and i’m going back to MI on the 6th. For the weeeeeekend. to see my fwiends. huzzah!!!
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nobody ever has my name, and everone is always mispronoucing it, or misspelling it. i was in harry potter though, but then i died. i was also in the great good thing, but that character was really lame. we got that complete calvin and hobbes treasury! ITS SO AWESOME!!!!!. thats cool grant, about your autographed copy.
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Em, I was just being completely silly about Napoleon. Nevermind! He’s probably gone now.
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I am sick and tired of waiting for my parents to approve the HP site. But I have a sense of honor, unlike some people on this blog *coughZyvivacough* so I cannot go on. I will post my charecter, which I have worked and reworked for six blazing months, right here. Don’t approve it or anything, just tell me what you think.
Name: Emily Greenbough
Age: about fifteen, though she never really talks about her age at all.
Physical appearnace: Emily is slightly small for her age both in hieght and wieght. She moves gracefully, has longish light brown hair with a slight wave, and bright green eyes. She has a long, jagged scar streching from elbow to wrist on her left forearm, and high cheekbones. She has the perpetual hint of a flush. Emily has the faintest bit of forest elven blood in her imaginable, but it still shows through her eyes. (I based her appearnce on the half-elven discription in the D&D Player’s Handbook)
Personality: Emily is a rogue. She goes against the grain, so to speak, and never does anything she is told to unless she really, really trusts you, weather because she sees her own opinions as superior or just simply because she hates being ordered around. She loves to play harmless tricks and enjoys wordplay. Emily is highly competitive but welcomes any ‘challengers’. She is very subtle and has a talent for fading both mentally and physically into the backround. She can usually wriggle her way out of anything. She loves water and forest, but is scared to death of flying. Quite antisocial.
Family: She lives in a small town called Avonshire and is somewhat on the poor side, although she has never minded and probably never will. Her parents are both wizards, although she gets her elven side from her father. She has twin sisters who are in thier third year, and her parents are vetirinarians for magical creatures.
Best subject: Potions, because she loves the idea of tiny changes affecting the overall outcome, and also the risk factor of having it blow up in your face.
Worst subject: DADA, because she dislikes the blunt methods. She prefers to use cleverness to avoid trouble, or charms as a last resort.
Least suitable house: probably Hufflepuff, because she dislikes thier straitfoward personality. She would rather find ways to lessen her work than to slog through it obsessivly.
Writing sample:
“You have got to be joking.”
Emily looked up in amusement at the bunch of white berries dangling from the the railing of a catwalk high among the beams of the great hall. It was quite a good one, but not somthing that would work on her. “All right, Jackie, you can come out now.”
The face of her best friend appeared over the railing, grinning. “Hi, Emily. I’m going to really get those poor kiddies this time. Good, eh?” From the cieling Emily could see her eyes, a bright, dancing blue. It was clear she meant business. Her gaze seemed to be resting on something behind the other girl.
“Crude,” She answered untruthfully, not noticing the direction Jackie’s gaze was taking. “Very crude. I don’t see how anyone could fall for it, actually–”
Emily got no further. She had never been kissed before in her life and did not find the experience particularly pleasant. She was quite thoroughly embarrassed before she managed to duck and roll out of range, darting up and away from her grinning antagonist like quicksilver. “JACKIE!”
No aswer. Giving the boy a look like poison, she stalked out of the hall, only allowing her laughter to break out when she was safely in the outside hall. Quite a good trick, really.
Finis. I reserve the right to use Sphinx’s writing sample idea because I gave it to her. Is it okay?
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there’s this girl at my school who’s name is emily, and people have started calling her emmy. its driving me nuts because people used to call me emmy, and my family stil does sometimes. so everytime someone says that i think they’re talking to me.
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phoenix- that last post of mine had absolutley nothing to do with your emily character, i posted it before i saw that.
HE HE ITS RAINING NOW I LOVE RAIN SO MUCH!!!!!!!!!!!
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it’s okay.
By the by, Grant, I have read River God. Hated it. It was not very well written and had no plot. Have you read Sisters of the Raven? Now that is a good book.
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Philistine! Nobody talks about River God that way! Did you read the one by Wilbur Smith? Because nobody can say that has no plot. *POWER FINGERRRRRRR!!!!!!!!* Its sequel, Warlock, is even better. If you read that and don’t like it, you are not really reading. It is very well written. *POWER FINGERRRRR!!!!!!*
Praise be to Dane Cook, almighty creator of the POWER FINGER!!!!
He is so freaking awesome.
The Chairman is hyper! The Chairman has eaten too many chocolate-covered coffee beans!!
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SKYROCKETS IN FLIGHT! BEEEEEOOOOOOOOWEEEEEEEP! AFTERNOON DELIGHT!!!!!!!!
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aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahh!!!!!!! *screams, panics, and helplessly runs around in circles*
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why?
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Hold on, I read the one about the princess who is looking for her cousin who was taken away by the priests, and the boy who falls in love with a stream goddess and he promises to kill the river god for her. Maybe it is a differant one?
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Well, her eis a narrative of Sisters of the Raven. It is about a world sort of like a cross between ancient Persia and semi-modern Muslim countries. In it, ther eis a very strict caste system. Highest are the mages– only men have magic– who are tied to a certain power (i.e. the Sun, the Earth, Blood, WInd, etc.) Blood, Sun, and Earth are the only magic that has not been lost in this book.
After that are the men, seperated by normal classes such as craftsmen, workers, nobles, etc.
Next are the women, on the approximate same level as the next caste, the slaves, who are a race called ‘subhuman’. Women are slaves to thier fathers, brothers, of husbands (or even sons) and that person can do whatever he wants with her. They are named when they get married, before that they are called according to thier birth (i.e. ‘Blank’s Second Daughter). The names they get have the suffix of Woman, Lady, Girl, or Concubine. The prefix is some random object. For instance, one charecter is named Red Silk Lady, another is Corn Tassel Woman.
Anyway, the book takes place in a time when magic is becoming extinct. This is a big problem because it will give the slaves, and the women, the power to rebel without fear. This is an even bigger problem (for the men) because the magic is reappearing– in the hands of women. SO, everything appears to be hunky dory for the women and the slaves, untill some dude who hasn’t lost his power somehow begins to kill all the women mages. So they form a secret society called Sisters of the Raven and play it out. The main charecter is a girl who changed her name from Taygun’s Eldest Daughter to Reashaldis, a boy’s name, and is learning to be a Sun mage. For some reason none of the women need spells, they make up thier own. It is an awesome book and the bad guy turns out to be someone NO ONE would guess. Loved it!
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I’ll have to try reading River God, it sounds interesting. I love ancient Egypt.
I’m so proud, I got to be in Pheonix’s writing sample. More importantly, I got to pull a prank on her in her writing sample.
My name is Emily. Everyone calls me Em, Ems, or, in my twin sister’s case, Emi.
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Wait… DID YOU JUST CALL ME A PHILISTINE? DO YOU EVEN KNOW WHAT A PHILISTINE IS? OBVIOUSLY NOT, IF YOU ACCUSED ME OF BEING ONE! Blasphemy! I spit in your general direction! your mother was a hamster and you father smelt of elderberries! Look up what a Philistine is!
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on the HP site Zallie/Zara just talked about how elven charecters are bad. Can I do it as ann origianal idea? please? she is only about 1/154 elven (how much I am HCerokee– hehe) and she dosn’t have any special powers or anything. And she has charecter faults. Lots of ’em.
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Well written, Phoenix. Pretty much everything is well punctuated, etc… But like we were a – sayin’ for Jackie Binx, be really careful around the elf stuff, OR THE DOORWAY TO SUELAND WILL OPEN!!! AHHHHHHHHHH!
(Also, the elves in the Potter books are named things like Winky and Sparkly and have big noses and ears and huge eyes and wear pillowcases. Just sayin’.)
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Who said anything about Philistines?
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Wow, Grant, that was low. I mean low. Dude, you better get apologizing!
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Grant did.
And my eyes change color with what I wear, and my friend’s eyes change color with her mood. Besides, it’s only from blue to green to gray, it’s not like they’re red or purple or anything.
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What was low?
Jackie Binx, you’re all set to post! Careful around the eyes and you’ll be fine.
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Phoenix – Here’s the dealio. Zallie and I are still debating, but as long as you don’t bring it up in conversation that much, I think it’ll be ok. It’s not you, understand, it’s the door to Sueland.
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Ah, yeah. Very different. Extremely different. MY River God is about ancient Egypt. It is by Wilbur Smith. I warn you: This is not a book for small children. This is a bloody and risquee novel. It is a cracking good read.
Philistine: a person who is uninterested in intellectual pursuits.
That’s the definition I was using. I use many insults idly. I was accusing you of being one because I feel that anyone who hates River God is boorish and ignorant. I’m sorry if I offended you. Sphinx, mind your own business or I’ll solve your riddle.
River God BY WILBUR SMITH is about a eunuch slave named Taita who is a genius. He is a surgeon, scientist, sociologist, and in the sequel, Warlock, a Magus. It’s awesome. If you’re under the age of, oh, I’d say…14, don’t read it. WARNING! MATURE CONTENT!
CAREFUL!!!! FÆR IT IF YOU AREN’T ABOVE 14!!!!!
FÆR!!!!!!!
Magical mutations are realistic!
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Yeah, but the door to Sueland! She gets to far out of line, even if it’s an accidental reference, we’ll be flooded by people who want their character’s dads to be Legolas.
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Oh, yeah, so if any of you were gonna make a character who’s dad is Legolas, consider it rejected. :lol:.
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What in the seven planes of existence is Sueland? Is that the “Mary Sue and the Curse” thing I got an insulting personal message about?
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Door to Sueland… Ah, good job, Zallie, I’ll never stop saying that now.
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It wasn’t meant to be insulting. It was meant to be a gently put warning… But whatever.
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Actually, a Philistine is an ancient Middle-Eastern nation of slave traders. They were nasty nasty people. Don’t call me one.
I said she is part FOREST ELF, not part house elf. Totally differant. I was talking about forest elves from D&D, as I said. Not LOTR elves, though they are similar. And can’t you just not let in Mary Sues? I mean, you get to decide who to let in. And this is IF I get on in the first place. And I am not a Mary Sue.
Yeah, I read a lot of stuff that should be censored. I just skip the yuchy parts, though. Like parts where the blood elementalists start spewing people’s guts or somthing. Or just plain nastyness. Like in The Mists of Avalon. Boy, that was one great and seriously inappropriate book.
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Sueland is…where Sues live.
English people live in England, Americans live in (US of) America…
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I’d say this role-playing game is having a deleterious effect on MuseBlog, and I’m not sure I want to continue approving comments about it. Move forward, please.
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Righto. Sorry for jamming up the Blog.
Who here likes… emm…. The game “Age of Empires”? Me and my siblings got it for Christmas!
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I am minding my own business. Pheonix is a very good friend of mine.
Philistines were not nice people. VERY not nice people.
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Deletrious. That’s a big word.
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There are different definitions for philistine. Use Google’s define function. One definition is the one I was using.
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Has thine viewed the Sue-bashing comic of Sparklypoo? No? Well look it up. I find it amusing, and chuckled warmly whilst reading it!
[incoherent babbling]RPGs make the world go rouuunndddd. I enjoy flexing my superior Naruto knowledge while the Narutards reel in shock and amazement. Okay, I don’t know everything, but I know a great deal more than they do.SO THERE![/incoherent babbling]
That was a HTML related joke, if you missed it.
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Grant’s right: “philistine” with a small “p” does mean someone insensitive to culture and/or lacking in finer feelings, and it’s clear that he was using the word as an overstatement for humorous effect.
Now, enough of this, please. “December Blizzard” will be closing in a week. Let’s go out on a high note.
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I love people!!!! Let’s go people!!!!! Everything’s great!!!! Let’s give the world one big hug!!!!! Everything’s a cup of cake!!!
Is that note high enough?
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I Sparklypoo related high note.
Axa knows.
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seeing as the myths and legends thread is so very dead, maybe mutt should ramble on about timeheart and such here instead. (and drive ye all crazy)
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Tonight was the first night of Chanukah. My brother got this little computer thing that asks twenty yes/no questions that you answer about something. Then it tells you what ur thinking. The scary thing is it gets it right most of the time. And the way it acts, which is very cocky and arrogant, just makes you want to throw it against the wall.
But we’re all addicted.
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Thanks. This really isn’t the place to sort out who is allowed to do what on some other website. But I’ve created an RPGs area for those who want to talk about them.
I think it would be interesting to examine the whole Mary Sue/Sparklypoo phenomenon. What’s wrong with being a Mary Sue? It seems natural enough to want to be smarter, more attractive, and more powerful than you are, and identifying yourself with characters like that is one of the guilty (or not-so-guilty) pleasures of reading fantasy. So why the prejudice against it in fanfiction and role-playing games? Is it just the equally natural human desire to feel superior to other people? Do MSs somehow spoil the game for other players? Or is this just one of those things that’s OK to do in private but not in public? I’m curious.
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Mary Sues take control. They make other players feel inferior.They can do everything, and they leave nothing for anybody else. Role-playing is a team effort. Nobody is God.
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that’s what you think… mwahaha. Just kiddin’. Okay, transferring.
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Yeah. Nobody’s perfect. Everyone has a fault. If someone’s a Mary Sue, it’s not realistic.
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Like Ishmael says. Harry is the hero of the HP books, isn’t he? But he had flaws, and so does everyone else. We all have advantages, too. Take Phoebe Preble for instance.
Flaws: Horrible temper, generally antisocial and always in a bad mood.
Advantages: Good at Charms.
Or Zara…
Flaws: Overly sarcastic, rude.
Advantages: Pretty smart, can be nice to some people.
Yi Min
Flaws: Doesn’t do homework, fails most exams, doesn’t care
Advantages: Wide knowledge of pranks, optomistic
See, everyone has flaws, and Mary Sues, no matter how perfect they want to be, can’t. It’s just making it unfair.
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I thought we were transferring this? And my person does have flaws. Like being overly competitive, antisocial, and contrary, sometimes because of simple boody-mindedness. Do you call that a Mary Sue?
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Oh, God. Those 20 questions things.
Try thinking of tenrecs. They never guess that. They guess lemurs, but not tenrecs…
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hey people…december’s almost over…go 2006! May it not totally suck! Woohoo!!!
So who’s making new year’s resolutions?
I’m not. Every single year i resolve to stop staying up all night reading and it never works. never ever. well actually i did stop once for a couple of months after i got caught when i was like 8. But it wasn’t new year’s so it doesn’t count. grrrrrr. Of course i’ve already resolved not to do it next year in my leetle head. *sigh* grrness.
Oh and i saw the first bit of gone w/the wind last night. we didn’t watch the whole thing… g2 finish it today. so i goes to books+movies now.
OOOOh yes and another resolution (there goes my resolution not to make any resolutions. *sigh*). not gonna procrastinate. (yeah that one’ll work. *snickersnortsnigger* *sigh*) not really not not not not not honestly not not not not not gonna go me. maybe. After i….
Greg: *slap* NO! bad girl!
Bob: but it’s not 2006 yet!!!
Greg: so?
Bob: So my resolution is for next year, not this one!!!
Greg: That is the wrong attitude!!!!
Bob: so?
Greg: SO BEHAVE!!!
Bob: I am!
Greg: No you’re not!
Bob:AM!
Greg: AM NOT!!!
Bob: DIE!!!
Greg:A duel then.
Bob: A duel.
Greg: *swish*
Bob: *swish*
Both: *clangclang*
Greg: *thrustduck*
Bob: *swipestapparry*
Greg: DIE FIEND!!!
Bob: NO! I REFUSE!!!
Greg: FINE!!!
Both: *clangclangclang*
Ebeth: WAIT!!!
Greg: what?
Bob: Who dares interrupt our duel??
Ebeth: You can’t kill each other!
Greg: Why not?
Ebeth: Because I am your real identity and I say so!
Bob: *gasp* We’d better do what she says.
Greg: *shudder* I think you’re right.
Both: RUN AWAY!!!!!!!! *run away*
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For every thing, turn, turn, turn
there is a season, turn, turn, turn, turn
and a time for– ev’ry purpose– under heaven
a time to laugh
a time to cry
a time to build up
a time to break down
a time to live
a time to die…
another random song!
good times, hard times, sometimes the living is sweet
aaaaannd sometimes there’s nothing to eat
buuuut I always land on my feet
so when there’s hard times I wait for good times and then
I put on my best and I stick out my chest and I’m off to the races again!
–Meda Larkson from Newses
more random songs…
New York New York what a wonderful town
the Bronx is up and the Battery’s down
the people ride in a whole in the ground
New York New York… what a wonderful town!
I have no clue if those are the real words or not. That’s just what I heard, ’cause those dudes sing FAST!
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Za va sha, Nazdrovia…
That’s all I remember, sorry.
I’m listening to Eurythmics, right now. If I could choose what era to live in I would choose the seventies and be part of all the froody, froody music and love life and dance and live in London and see the Clash, the Buzzcocks and about 70 of my favorite ska bands live. But never mind, I’m daydreaming.
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I made my New Year’s resolutions on the Jewish New Year.
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So sphinx and Ishmael are jewish too. I didn’t know that.
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when’s that? please enlighten the poor ignorant meeeee.
microsoft word has issues. Major issues.
trying to do a decent looking outline and the thing thinks it’s sooo smart and knows exactly what i want and keeps doing the opposite of whatever i’m trying to do! grrrrrrr
oh well…i’m hungry.
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Don’t make me quite Japanese songs, because I can and will.
:chortles again:
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who’s making you quit?
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i think she meant quote.
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ooooh.
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Hey, I think I remember a debate about hunting on here a couple months ago? DUDE! I got a story.
Just now my dog, inside, starts barking like heck. Nothing unusual, my dog’s very vocal. Australian border collie, pure-bred, loud as heck. I go into the corridor, where he is, and he’s looking out the front window letting loose with his yapper. Ok, this happens several times a month. He will bark at anything and everything. I look out across the street, onto my property (we own the field and a ton of woods across the street in addition to our yard), and there’s a man in an orange vest at the fringe of the woods! On our property! I get the binoculars, because it’s far away and I’m nearsighted anyway, and he has a RIFLE SLUNG OVER HIS SHOULDER. Now, it’a around 3 o’clock, the time I usually walk Duncan, so this is not cool! I don’t want my adorable dog shot! I don’t care if you hunt, that’s your business, but do it in some place where you have permission.
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Your dog is named Duncan?
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What do you mean “Australian border collie”? A border collie is a dog originally from the border lands between England and Scotland. An Australian shepard is a long haired, tailless dog which is actually from America. An Australian cattle dog (aka. blue heeler) is a short haired, stump-tailed dog bred to herd cattle. Do you mean a border collie from Australia? Or an Ausralian shepard/cattle dog from the edges of England and Scotland? Aside from that, unauthorized hunting is EVIL and DANGEROUS! Also, I have a border collie mix dog named Courage. He’s a bit larger than the average border collie, so I think he may be mixed with regular collie. The persons responsible for his birth had a pure-bred, uncastrated male border collie and, in a fit of stupidity, took in a stray female who looked “collieish. Honestly, what did they think would happen? Anyway, he tries to herd us around the house.
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Yes, ignore my spelling, or lack there of.
Hunting is-:gets thrown to Hot Topics forcibly:
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I have a cat. A big fat Tiger Tabby. He sits around all day and sleeps. He scares my friends. He makes us watch him eat. He pukes on the carpet. That’s about it.
To give him some credit, he does catch mice. And then leaves them half-eaten by his food bowl. But at least they’re dead.
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Duncan is an Australian border collie. He is rather a large dog but seems small because of the meek way he acts. There are basic types of border collie, and I’m familiar with two of them. American border collies have longer and narrower faces than Australian border collies. And Australian border collies are from Australia.
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Duncan is the name of my uncle’s dog. He’s a scottie. (the dog, not the uncle.)
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It fits my dog’s personality.
Hey, does anyone on here listen to Dane Cook, a stand-up comedian? He’s hilarious! He even has a Myspace!
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Dane Cook? Naw. I’m a Steven Colbert/Jon Stewart fan. Go them!
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Are the Australian border collies black and white or brown and white like the American ones?
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I’m tired of typing Australian border collie. i’m just going to refer to them as Aussies. The Aussies are just black and white. Dane Cook is the best! SuFi!!!! The SUPER FINGER!!!!
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I’ve never heard of Dane Cook. Is he clean? Because I don’t find dirty entertainers very entertaining. I mean, anyone can crack a joke that simulates pumping infected cow manure into your ears, but it takes real skill to make one that is funny and doesn’t make you feel like a low-life for laghing.
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A fair portion of his material is kind of smutty, but another fair portion isn’t.
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Aussie aussie aussie, oi oi oi!
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Jon Stewart is awesome! He’s sooooo funny.
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This is probably a pretty obscure show, seeing as how it is shown on the Christian station (aka. cornerstone), but has anyone ever heard of “Bananas”? It is a television show which features clean, Christian stand-up comedians. Most of them are at least as good as anything you would see on Comedy Central. However, one of them was awful! I mean, all she ever did was fat jokes and shoe jokes. “Chic humor” I suppose… Anyway this other guy, Bob Stromberg (I think that’s his name), had this hilarious shadow routine. Seriously. I laughed so hard, tears were streaming down my face.
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sorry. I am not scared of Sphinx’s and Ishmael’s cat. And I have never seen “Bananas”. My head hurts. How come no new avatars are being made for the HP site? I need to go to bed soon.
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Is there even chick humour? My type of humour- yes the British spelling, I’m feeling that way today- is the type that makes little sense ot others. Like the things on Evil Trail Mix! Has anyone seen those? My gosh, me and my pally were screaming, they were so bizarre.
Anyway. I like the Daily Show too. V.funny.
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ah the britishness. ♥
while we’re talking about funny things i ♥ jerry the frog and potter puppet pals. And albinoblacksheep and no GAPA none of these are links or even urls (except for albinoblacksheep.com but everybody knows that from the llama song) jerry the frog is a non-animated puppet show parody site, and potter puppet pals are two animated harry potter parodies. fun stuff.
i’s going to get all my notecards finished today yes precious. i hate plannng stuff. the problem is i always get a last minute revelation like 2 secs before (or sometimes during) the project, like “oh this would be better here!” so i change it and then the project’s good but then my outline’s wrong. And then i either have to shuffle around my notecards or just go with it. Most of the time i just go with it which makes my outline even more messed. grrrrr planning. plans are overrated.
my weird brother is playing christmas songs. I know, i know, it’s only the 3rd day of christmas but he’s playing all the annoying songs that i thought we could escape. *sigh*
weeeeeelll i have nothing more to rant about so i’s leaving.
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I saw the Daily Show when I was on vacation. I don’t regularly see it because I have like 12 channels at home. As a result I don’t watch many shows. There is only one show I watch on a regular basis: Satruday Night Live. If I find out there’s a host I am a fan of, like when I found out that two weeks before December 3rd that Dane Cook was hosting, I get psyched. I wait all week long for SNL.
Sad commentary: When Reagan died, his funeral was on every single channel except for one. And that one was the 24-hour shopping channel. His funeral was on the SPANISH CHANNEL! I have nothing against Reagan, but come on, leave me something besides the 24-hour shopping network!
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SNL rocks! I don’t watch it regulary, but it’s hilarious. There was this one bit in which whats-her-face Rice (some political figure) was supposed to be being tried. The prosecuter had this piece of paper with a big 0 on it and she’s like, “Exibit A: This is a piece of paper with the number zero on it. It represents the number of weapons of mass distruction that have been found in Iraq.” Then she had this bar graph with two bars on it. One was at zero and it was labeled: ‘the truth’. the other bar was, like, a hundred or something and it was labeled: ‘what you say.” Then exibit C was a last-minute-science-fair-entry style paper mache volcano. The prosecuter poured in the vinager and baking soda until it formed a frothy mess and said: “This is what will happen if the war in Iraq continues.” It was hilarious. Sorry if I’ve bored you by recounting a TV joke. I am not interested in starting an argument about Bush, the war in Iraq, or any other political matter.
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Since my brother the technophile got a flat-screen monitor for Christmas, he’s letting me use another monitor for this computer, so now I have a 2-screen desktop. I can do stuff on the left one (this one) and have Windows Media Player going on the other one.
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I JUST GOT THE NEW MUSEE!!!!!!!!!!!!! YESSSSS!!! GAPA?? WHERE’S THE “DID YOU GET THE JAN. ISSUE THREAD??? I GOT IT EAAAARLYYYYYY GO MEEEEE YAAAAAY HAPPY JOY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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RUB IT IN. I HAVEN’T EVEN GOT THE DECEMBER ISSUE YET.
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Ebeth: Done! It’s called “January 2005 Muse Roll Call.” Congratulations.
Grant: Have you called the company to complain yet? If not, you should. You need your issue, and they need to know it didn’t reach you.
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Well, I think that my subscription ran out.
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Ah, an apostate! Not their problem, then.
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Do you mean Condoleeza Rice? She’s like, the Secretary of State or something.
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We (FINALLY) finished LOTR Risk lask night. I won, even though I thought i was going to lose.
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EVERYBODY DANCE NOW!!!
I should lay off the chocolate-covered coffee beans.
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Yeah, you should.
Just a bit of advice.
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ChinTsu! I haven’t seen you in a while. Hi.
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Grant, it seems to me you’re a wee bit obsessed with that song. Just a tiny bit.
Yeah, I think almost everyone is/was hyper at some point today. December-what day is it?-28th shall henceforth be known as HYPER DAY!
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I’m not bloody obsessed with the song. If I were obsessed with it, you would hear nothing but things relating to that. I just happened to think of it, so I downloaded it and listened to it.
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YAAAY! MORE RANDOM PHOENIX MUSIC!
when the circulation bell starts ringin’, will we hear it?
NO!
if the Pulanskis come out swingin’, will we fear ’em?
NO!
When we’ve got a million voices singing, who will hear that lousy whistle blow?
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not necessarily. I don’t talk about choklit or monty python in every post! (well…pretty close. But still)
obsession is relative. Just like time. And sanity. Heck, everything is relative. And since i consider everything a pair of fuzzy bunny slippers, then that’s what the world’s made of. Fuzzy bunny slippers. yessssssssss.
if i make no sense, blame the ice cream.
yummm.
aaaaaaaaha;slighsdalkjgd;fljhlboredom coming. I think i’ll go join a random chat and spread the news about the fuzzy bunny slippers…
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My subscription has run out as well, and my mother has yet to renew it, even after I offered to pay for it.
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HYPER!
I have contributed.
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Whoa. The Powers That Be actually added Hyper Day to Dates To Remember. While you’re at it, can you add Channukah? It’s only the fourth night.
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Alright, fine, Grant. You’re very fond of that song.
Can’t see why, though. It’s annoying.
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I had actually never heard it before today. I had heard people sing the opening line often enough, and today I happened to think of it, downloaded it, and listened to it.
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Oooohhh you all asked for it by quoting/ speaking of lyrics/songs.
Yami wo saku shiroi koe
Kimi ga haku kotoba wa
Itetsuku omoi de mune wo sasu kokoro ga
[The words you spit out with your white voice
Rip apart the darkness
And those icy memories pierce right through my heart]
Tomedonai ao sa no ikisaki wa
Yume kara sameta you na gensai(ima)
[The destination of the endless blueness,
Just like waking from a dream, is right now]
Kizu dake fusai demo afureru omoi wa
Kimi ga iu riaru toka
Kotoba dewa yasui sa
[Even if my wounds stand in the way of my overflowing memories
Like what you called “real”
It’s so much easier with words]
Yume no nai bokura no ikisaki wa
Yume kara sameta you na genzai(ima)
[And me, without any dreams, my destination
Just like waking from a dream, is right now]
I love that song. I could go on, but I won’t. Yet. :swirly subliminal backround:
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Yeah, Sphinx. I meant Condoleeza Rice. I thought her name sounded like some sort of cheese, but couldn’t rememmber what it was so I didn’t want to make a fool of myself (too late!) trying. Gorgonzola Rice. He he!
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threeeeee more days people. threeeee more days of 2005!!! threeeeee more days!!!
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oh yeah GAPA how long is this staying up? are you going to shut it down at exacatively midnight museblog time or the next day? plz don’t shut it down new years eve or i shall be saaaad.
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Hello folks, ’tis I. I bet you thought my keyboard was broken yesterday because I didn’t post 10 times. Well the truth is, yesterday I wasn’t bored. It’s amazing, I know. I also wasn’t hyper. The one day of the month that I wasn’t hyper, and you declared it hyper day. Evil.
Actually, yesterday I came on here and lurked. While I was lurking, a funny thing happened. I had all of the posts up to 7:05, and I kept pushing “refresh” but no more came up. Finally I got so annoyed that I went somewhere else. When I came back at 10 something (museblog time) all of the comments had come up. It was annoying. I’m not sure If I made some error with the time and I was actually getting all of the current comments, but I doubt it. Did you know that when you type “hot pink bunnies rule the world” into the google search the first thing that pops up is a site selling stuffed bears?
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that would be when the GAPA comes on and approves people. oh the power of the GAPA *shudder* we put our posts into his hands…
ah, you THINK it’s a site selling stuffed bears. But it’s actually a top-secret group of hot pink bunnies that PRETEND to run the store but they’re really creating more of their kiind so they can RULE THE WORLD. And how, you ask, do i know? I AM A HOT PINK BUNNY!!! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
wheeeee i had sugar. heh. OOOOH yes and three more days three more days three more days three more days…
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interesting…
you saw it coming, didn’t you?
It’s the hard knock life for us
It’s the hard knock life for us
‘stead of treated, we–get–tricked
‘stead of kisses, we–get–kicked
it’s the hard knock life
got no folks to speak of so
it’s the hard knock row we hoe
cotton blackets (two rests)
‘stead of wool
empty bellies (two rests)
‘stead of full
it’s the hard knock life.
Dont it seem like the wind is always howling
Dont it feel like there’s never any light
ev’ry day dontcha want to throw the towel in
it’s easier than putting up a fight
No one’s there when your dreams at night get creepy
no one cares if you grow or if you shrink
no one dries when your eyes are red and weepy
with all the cryin’ ’round her you’d think the place would sink…
finis. More later!
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i have a question about the who’s here section: doesn’t sunstorm=sciencegeek27?
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welcome to the 600th comment. good thing january’s almost here.
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i shall now do the old blog tradition:
600th post! wh00t! unfortunately, grand as this post is, i have nothing to say. XXD. i had to do that
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MuseBlog is open for business. It should be a big improvement over the Gaboomba message board—cleaner, faster, friskier—and it will only get better as Yr. Obd’t. Webmusesters learn more blogging tricks and add features.
A few rules of the road:
We screen comments before letting them go online. They won’t appear right away, but we’ll do our best to keep them moving along.
Your comments may not include your last name, your e-mail address, or any other contact information. If you are in high school or younger, sign your posts with a pseudonym (false name) or with your first name (plus last initial, if you like). If you are college-age or older, you must supply your full name on your comment form. Submissions that break these rules will be zapped.
So much for the serious stuff. Now, how is your summer going?
(Above is the first ever beginning of a thread on the Museblog, entitled, “Welcome Musebloggers.” Oh, the bittersweet nostalgia. *is choked up.* I just felt like putting that here.)
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Ah! Zapped! wheeee! Zap! zap! zap! sry i just love that word. ZAPPED BY THE GAPAS OMG WE’RE DOOOOMED!!!!
zap
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Now we have to get to 666. Or at least 616.
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memories, memories.
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My sister the musical prodigy is doing Joseph and the Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat for her school play, but partially in Hebrew. She is the narrator, the best singing part. Obviously. I am happy and very very jealous, but I am teaching it to her, b/c she may have the best voice in the known univese, but I can actually read music and remember lyrics, as is made obvious by all my random musical posts.
I look handsome, I look smart
I am a walking work of art
all this is my coat of many colours
How I love my coat of many colours
it was red and yellow and green and brown and scarlet and black and ochre and peach and ruby and olive and violet and fawn and lilac and gold and chocolate and mauve and cream and crimson and silver and rose and azure and lemon and russet and grey and purple and white and pink and orange and BLUE…
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Ebeth, did you take your medicine today?
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*sigh*
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I can remember song lyrics! Like this:
You’re so vain, you probably think this song is about you.
Yeah, you’re so vain, you probably think this song is about you.
And yeah, that’s about the whole song.
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Yum yum Bumblebee Bumblebee Tuna,
I love Bumblebee Bumblebee Tuna,
Yum yum Bumblebee Bumblebee Tuna,
Love a sandwich made with Bumblebee!
That’s a song my friend likes, the “Bumblebee Tuna Song.” That’s basically the whole song over and over.
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oh be nice to your wet feathered friends
for a duck may be somebody’s mother
be kind to your friends in the swamp
where the weather is very damp
I can’t remember the rest. I last heard it six years ago.
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Oh yeah!
oh be nice to your web footed friends
for a duck may be somebody’s mother
be kind to your friends in the swamp
where the weather is very damp
be kind to the camel in the zoo
for his hump may be hiding your brother
be kind to the lion and the monk
and we’l let you smell our favorite the sknk
oh be kind to the horrible faces that come in from outer spaces
be kind to the purple people eaters (purple people eaters)
be kind to both your shosies and to all your shoesis’ laces
be kind to you web footed friends
for a duck may be sombody’s mother
be kind to your friends in the swamp
where the weather is very damp
you may think that this is the end
well it is
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i don’t take medicine. I actually don’t have ADD or anything like that. Believe it or not. (yes i hear the snorts of disbelief)
guys what’s up with the random song lyric posting?
well as long as we’re doing that…
King Arthur:
I’m all alone
all by myself
there is no one here beside me
i’m all alone
quite, all alone
no one to comfort me or guide me
why is there no one here with me
on the long and winding road
to lift my heavy load
if there were someone here with me
how happy i would be
but i’m alone
quite all alone
all by myself im all alone
I’m all alone
Patsy: he’s all alone
KA: All by myself
Patsy: except for me
KA: I cannot face tomorrow
Patsy: he cannot face it
KA: I’m all alone
Patsy: Though i am here
KA: So all alone
Patsy: so very near
KA: No one to share my sorrow
Patsy:
You know it seems quite clear to me
because im working class
i am just the horses a**
he sells me down the river
so what am i, chopped liver?
KA:
But i’m alone
Patsy: oh no you’re not!
KA: So all alone
Patsy: I’m here you twot!
KA: All by myself im all alone
Knitghts: he’s all alone
Arthur: i’m all alone
Knights: all by himself
Arthur: all by myself
Knights: there is no one here beside him.
He’s all alone
Arthur: so all alone
Knights: apart from us,
No one to comfort him or guide him
Arthur: each one of us is all alone
so what are we to do
in order to get through
we must be lonely side by side
it’s a perfect way to hide
Knights: we’re all alone
Arthur: we’re all alone
Knights: yes all alone
Arthur: so all alone,
each by ourselves
we’re all alone.
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*gasp* phoenix my mom taught me that song when i was like mini. except she said “be kind to your fine feathered friends” in the first line and then in the last line it was “where the weather’s cold and damp”
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Scenario: you’re in your yard, in a chaise lounge, mowing the lawn, whatever, and a snowman with a blue hat and scarf runs past with a pig wrench. What are you gonna do?
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take the wrench. it’s dangerous. mwahahaha…
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ask his name and give him lemons.
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tomorrow’s new year’s eve!!!!!
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Oooh! I know! That happened to me once!
First, I tripped him. Then I stole his hat and scarf. I ate his nose, and stuck his anvil in his abdomin. Then I took my magic mushrooms and sent him back to the world of the yellow spotted humperdinks.
Ahhh, it brings back memories.
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Use a time wrap and freeze him, survey the situation, then ask him what a pig wrench is if he’s dangerous, and let him go if he’s not. DUH. DOPE SLAP!
I don’t like New Year’s Eve. Don’t ask me why, I just have a deep set ancestral dislike of the & # 208;ing.
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Purple People Eaters? That explains why I’ve never seen any purple people.
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Ahh, that was supposed to be “big,” not “pig.”
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what was the song about the purple people eaters….i forgot it.
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one eyed, one eared,
flying purple people eaters
nah nah nah, i forgot the words..
how do i know that?
you probably don’t want to know.
hey peoples! we’re gonna needa new thread of the month in 2 days! what will the gapa call it?
im bored
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This is wierd: When I was in 1st grade (before I started homeschooling) my Gym teacher would say “flying purple people!” everytime I wore this one purple sweatsuit. He left off the “eaters” for some reason. Probably thought it was too morbid for a six-year-old.
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I’m BAAAAAACK!!!
So, what are we talking about? Besides random song lyrics, that is…
Currently, I’m sitting in my mom’s office, resting my hands from being modeled. (Poor hands, they hate being photographed…) And with Day-Glo index cards, too.
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Cold and wet December, then-BLOODY January again!
January brings the snow, makes your feet and fingers glow!
Day-Glo. Index cards. Well, when I see an ad I will announce that “Those hands, life forms, are randomrohanfreak’s hands. Those are the hands she uses to type messages on the Museblog.” and all will wonder. Yes, I know it sounds like snoring. But it’s really sounds of wonder.
Purple is not my favorite color. My favorite color is Hooloovoo.
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Um, what exactly does ‘Hooloovoo’ look like? Or is it beyond the imagination of our weak little brains?
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Here’s one of my favorite Useless and Pointless Questions ® : If you were to be stuck on a tropical island for a year, who would you want to be stuck with? Conditions: real, living person.
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hey peoples! this is the longest thread yet! we should try and bring it to 650 before it gets closed! this might have something to do with it being break and all. we’ve gained almost 200 posts since i got out of skool.
the shortest thread was “muse-september 2005 contents” which only the mysterious caroline c posted once on. strange…
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comments haven’t been posted for 47 minutes now. this probably means i should go to bed, right?
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koko’s still here. *yells for all musers to hear* he’s been on! he’s been on! come post, come post!
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Oooh, does it have to be someone I actually know, Grant? Because that totally affects my answer.
My sleeping patterns are terribly askew. I went to bed at four in the morining yesterday (sleepover fun) and woke up at tten. The I went back to sleep at one until six at night. And here I am- it’s midnight. Actually, it’s about three for you east coast people. And some other time for central,I’m too lazy to think. And I have a Fiona Apple ( ♥ ) song stuck in my head, so don’t expect much from me.
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hooloovoo is a super-intelligent shade of blue. duh.
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Hi, people. This is Phoebe reporting from vacation in Florida. It’s not actually to hot here… yet.
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It’s from Bop Ad. I got comfortable with you guys for a minute.
I’d want to be stuck with, oh, Tom Lehrer. No wait, he’s dead. Umm…Terry Pratchett? Yes, Terry Pratchett.
I’m kind of alert right now, interestingly enough. Today I was thinking of either the library (which I’m going to anyway) or blowing all my money at Lush. Which won’t get me very far, but oh well.
I need a job.
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In 12 and a half hours it will be…..*drumroll* 2006!!! yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay!
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Hooloovoo. Very interesting. We’ll add that to the HG2MB Glossary.
What sort of super – intelligent shade of blue? Tell me which one’s closer:
Almost black
Indigo blue
Midnight blue
Grey-ish midnight blue
Cobalt blue
Even bluer than cobalt blue
Sort of cobalt, just a little lighter
over – chlorinated pool blue
turqouise
sky blue
powder blue
really light blue
nearly white blue
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peoples, if you right-click on the comments box there’s a spell-check opition. like, it just told me i spelled option wrong. It doesn’t do punctuation though.
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I meant capitalization. Peoples, this is the last day of this thread! Aren’t you sad to see it go?
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there’ll be another one though…
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I’d say…Kazuhiko Inoue, so I could steal his voice.
Ugh, I hate January. One long month of nothing but…school. I don’t go back to the 9th, somehow.
When it’s nine here, it’s the new year for y’all. Well, at least more people will be on here, I guess. XD
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GAPA??? Is there a reason that I see two threads that A-weren’t there before B-aren’t on the main page and C-lead to nowhere??
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They’re under construction: a new thread to replace “December Blizzard,” and another one for the new year. They’re not supposed to be visible on the Web yet, but maybe some browsers can see them. I’ll see what I can do about them.
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One of them’s in the archives, but the other is nowhere to be found except on the little “recent posts” list. heeelllp they will drive me insaaaane…i keep looking for them but they don’t exist!!!! aaaaaaaaah…
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*gasp* they’re gone!!! what’s happening!?!? THE WORLD IS COMING TO AN END!!!! FLEEEEEE FOR YOUR LIIIIIIIVES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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You’ve wandered onto a construction site. Please wear a hard hat and watch out for falling chunks of HTML code.
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*gasppantdeepbreath* whew. the world isn’t coming to an end after all. darn. i mean aaaah good. i hoped-i mean was afraid-that the aliens were going to invade and i wanted-i mean didn’t want-to be reunited-i mean captured-by my true family-i mean those nasty aliens.
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I…see….slashes…….random….letters….aaaah.
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Nope, no extraterrestrials around here. Something weirder than that, maybe, but not exactly that.
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*gasp* now where’s the books+movies thread??? it’s….closed!!!! noooooooooooooooooooooo
*sniffsob*
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GAPA, will there be a new books+movies too or no???
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plz say yes!!!!!!
*virtual choklit whoosh*
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It’s open. But I think it would be a good idea to start a bunch of fresh threads in the new year.
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really? it was closed when i went just now. hoom… *goes off to check again*
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The December Blizzard is going to be GONE tonight! NOOOOOO! We must say farewell to it!
Farewell, December Blizzard! We will miss you as we move onto January Mayhem or whatever!
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*sniff* farewell, December Blizzards we will miss you. my first ever post was on you.
will this thread get closed at midnight or what?
its new years eve people! wat was my new years resolution again? oh yea, no to post too much. oh well.
is that fydor whasisname guy coming back? can we have “if you don’t want to talk about hp” thread instead of him?
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ok, what is up w/ that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!????????????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHY DID I GET THE JAN. ISS. AN NOT THE NOV/DEC ISS????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? grrrrr……. but i’ll bet im the only one who has it. am i right? BUT WHAT ABOUT THE NOV/DEC!?!??!?!?!??!?!??!?!?!?!?
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I hope this will be the last post, b/c I almost never get the grand places. Goodbye, fair December thread! It is almost time for the Phoenix to rise (up from the computer chair and go do somthing constructive, I mean). Finis. Wait… RANDOM PHOENIX MUSIC!
Wohoooooooooo! I got Ptolomey’s Gate!! I ♥ my little brother. But the ending is sad.
I got Dawn and the Twelth Unfortunate events book to, with my borders card and my Hannukah money.*happy dancing
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Sorry Phoenix! Axa gets last comment! >:D
:que random Axa music:
Kokokara boku no start
Sousa subete ga subomu iuku tomo
Kokokara kimi no start
Sono te nobaseba me no maesa, hora
Hirogari yuku mirai e
[My start is from here on out
That’s right, everything is closing up
Your start is from here on out
If you raise your hands, before your eyes, look
Toward the expanding future]
Kimi no mirai e
[Toward your future…]
Man, nobody better post another comment.
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hmm. here, phoenix has the last post and all the other posts are just musers paying last repsects to a dying thrad. how dramatic. XXD dai/kui/goodnight/farewell my lovely thread
yay. first post. anyways, could that pcture be from the ‘frozen earth’ muse?
Yes, it is! right before CHad gets his tongue stuck. Boy, you stay up late.
Hello, peoples!!!!!!!! I have nothing worth saying. Yes, it’s very sad. But true.
Nooooooooo my plan has failed! :sob sob: Okay.I love December. Because of the holiday, but also because I like the season. Even though it never snows.
WHAT BLIZZARD??!! there is no blizzard here! waaaaaaaaah…
December rocks. especially dec. 17th. the day we get off skool.
I like December because it has Festivus in it. Happy Festivus!!!!!!! If you totally don’t get what I’m talking about, you need to watch Seinfeld.
It snowed here. Is cool. Is good.
I like snow. I failed NaNoWriMo miserably (7096 words), but there’s next year, isn’t there?
I wish there was a December Muse.
Hey, could the MAPs put Festivus on the calendar? It’s on December 23rd. It would be really funny if all of us would wish everyone we see on that day a happy Festivus. Even if they’re total strangers. I’m going to do it, who’s with me?
Is it on December 23 every year?
Am I the only person here again? Come on people, I’ve been lurking around since i got home and nobody’s said anything!!! MG? RRF? GAPA? where are yoooooooouuuuu…
I have a need to procrastinate right now. OH! i’ll go to books+movies and ramble on about the movie(s) we’re watching…
I don’t watch Seinfeld. For those of us who don’t, can someone please provide an explanation for the rest of us?
That made very little sense. To clear up: I and a few others, I’ll bet, (unless I’m all ALONE
waaah.) want to know what Festivus is. Explanation, anyone?
I sympathize, but this really isn’t a chatroom, you know. Down time is just part of the blog experience.
In other words, the GAPA can tell that we’re not doing our hw and he’s in the pay of our parents to shut down the blog for a bit and make us do some work.
What?! It’s a possibility! Stop staring at me!
Festivus is some kind of Seinfield inside joke. I would LOVE to tell you what it is but I have no clue. I don’t watch Seinfield either.
Hey maybe we should start a Muse chatroom! Then the blog could slow down a bit. Only problem is all the free chatroom places don’t really work that well.
Well so far your plot’s working GAPA…I’m about halfway done with my hw now…yippee. gotta do the rest though so later peoples.
I have just received shattering news: my subscription to Muse has run out! Waaaaaaah!
AAAH!! SCREAM PANIC AND HELPLESSLY RUN AROUND IN CIRCLES!!!!!
(but inwardly rejoice that you are not the only person who hasn’t read the nov/dec issue yet)
(also be happy that you are not the only person still alive in the universe)
I don’t watch TV, and therefore wish-DEMAND an explanation of the Festivus. Meanwhile, I don’t think the GAPA is Dawn Raiding us (Dawn Hostaging, really) because Mr. Coontz, Mr. Baker, and Ms. Spector are NICE adults and are happy that we’re on the blog plotting world domination.
So what are all you froods (guys, but applies to both sexes) craving for the hols? I totally want a nice Swiss Army pocketknife, which I’ll get w/my own $ if I have to, and a tank of Triops, which are these prehistoric three-eyed fish that are officially awesome.
cell phone. need one. badly. i had a theater meeting after skool today and i borrowed somebody else’s phone but i couldn’t get through cuz of some weird thing so i gave up and my mom got freaked and yelled at me.
that is something to be avoided if possible…
my own comp would be nice. doubt i’ll get that and a phone though.
BOOKS totally rock-specifically the belgariad (which i still don’t have…) and 1776 (due back soon
) and whatever else…
nothing much else…
wait if triops are prehistoric how can you get them?
for some odd reason that sounds like a type of clothing…i have no clue why…
hey all. Who here thinks Pride and Prejudice (the old one and the book) is hysterical?
I have been learning barehand. I am punching the wall and stuff to build my calluses until I can find some sand. It hurts but who cares? It’s for the greater good :). When I find sand it won’t though. I need to work on my footwork, because I have good blocking tecniques and a fair punch, but bad kicks. I can’t really use kicks very much ’cause I wear a skirt, but I could use a few low moves.
it looks like the blogs clock is on central or eastern time. that would explain the very late time.
I play the alto saxophone. I was doing expirements on chocolate selling. It depends on how the word is spelled. I put Choklit o all the sides and I got way more sales.
I had to shovel the driveway today. There are no blizzards here either. Right now, I am making a scarf for one of my cousins.
Has any one ever read The Chosen? Good book.
On Friday, it is the anniversary of my first reading of manga.
I got a new winter coat! My sister got my old one. I’m surprised that she actually liked this hand-me-down.
I got a cell phone on Friday. My schools football team is ranked second in the state.
My favorite article of clothing is/are socks
In my future:
Go to Greece and Rome.
Live in the Coloseum.
Get kicked out.
Live in Zeus’s temple.
Move to Italy.
Eat spaghetti.
Invent spaghetti on a stick.
Move to Ireland.
Find affordable living.
Eat potatoes.
Possibly mow lawn.
Has any one ever read Tithe? Good book. Discussion after everyone has read it? Maybe?
what is Num Lock?
Some HTML allowed:
Pride and prejudice is hilarious! they cut out a lot of the funnies bits in the new movie though.
yes boxty! The power of CHOKLIT!!!
I had to read the chosen for skool over the summer. I thought it was good until it came time to overanalyze it and search for the “hidden meanings” and all. meh.
that sounds like an interesting life…
Pride and prejudice is hysterically funny.
Okay, Festivus. On Seinfeld, there are four main people, Jerry (who the show centers around), George, Kramer, and Elaine. George’s parents are really off the wall and wacked out. When George was growing up, they had this holiday (because they didn’t believe in Christmas) that they celebrated every year, called Festivus. George hated this holiday, because hi parents were really weird, and it reminded him of his bed childhood. The holiday itself was really funny, with a ple instead of a tree, and “The Airing of Greivances”, where you said what you thought was wrong with everybody. George’s parents had stopped celebrating it for a while, but then Kramer found out about it and thought it was great, so he inspired George’s dad to start doing it again. It was really funny, with Kramer going aroun pronouncing things a “Festivus miracle!!!” Yes, it always falls on the 23rd.
Hey, what happened to my Festivus comment?!!?!
It got swept back in time when I reset the time stamp, but I think I’ve fixed it now. I’ll wait until later to make the changeover.
It was supposed to say “his” instead of “hi”, “pole” instead of “ple”, and “around” instead of “aroun”. I just decided to correct my typos now rather than have them picked apart by other Musers.
Wait, why is my last comment befor the Festivus one?!?!! You MAPs are really confusing me.
It’s because I tried to reset the automatic “time stamp” on comments to Central Standard Time. New comments thought they were two hours earlier and moved up to put themselves in chronological order. I’ve de-reset the stamp and will wait until morning when nobody is posting.
And it was supposed to say “bad’ instead of “bed”.
I’m done now, you can do whatever you want. I won’t post again. I promise. I think. I promise. I’m going to bed.
Things are much simpler in Britain. We only have one time zone. That’s the advantage of living on a poky little rock with no space. We do have Daylight Saving Time, but we call it British Summer Time because we invented it. Well, we think we did. We have to maintain some sort of national pride after you lot beat us to the aeroplane, and SCOTS came up with telephones and televsion. Still, one of our lot did invent the World Wide Web. That keeps us going nicely nowadays, amd it’s a great relief. The Steam Engine was getting a bit peripheral.
There’s a thought which might be directed to His Highness the Lord High Comptroller of Museblog. Thread on inventions?
Boy, you guys spend a lot of time on here. I go on, say, once a day, somtimes two, and there are always a zillion posts before me!
Grr. I was typing but then by computer was attacked by a flying “we can help you with spyware even though we’re really spyware” popup.
Yeah, so I’ve seen every Seinfeld episode at least six or seven times. My parents love the show way too much.
“Festivus, for the rest of us!”
here is a safe way to get rid of spyware popups: Alt+F4
The Chairman just tried to do something he did last year: build a replica moai out of snow in the yard. Unfortunately, the snow isn’t the right consistency for packing. I am going to make it even bigger than the 6′ tall of last year and with better facial features. I am also going to pour water on it so it freezes and will stay there for quite a while.
THE DANCE IS TONIGHT!!!!!!!! YIPPEE!!!!!!!! I’M GOING WITH MY FRIEND KKKITTYKAT!!!!! OF COURSE SHE IS GOING TO GO TRY TO FIND SOME EIGHTH GRADER SHE LIKES AND TELL HIM HE’S HOT WITH HER FRIEND MARY…………. ALSO, RYAN IS GOING TO BE AT THE DANCE!!!!!!!! YEAHYEAHYEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YIPPEE!!!!!!!!!! YIPPEE!!!!!!!!!!! ONCE, LAST YEAR, AT THE DANCE, WHEN THE PLAYED THE YMCA, EVERYONE GOT UP ON THE BLEACHERS AND STARTED TO DANCE (DO THE YMCA, I MEAN)!!!!!!!!!!! OMS I CAN’T WAIT!!!!!! I’LL POST EVERY DETAIL OF THE DANCE TOMORROW!!!!!!!!!!
I CAN’T WAIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
OH AND WHEN RYAN WAS TELLING A FUNNY STORY ABOUT HOW HE DID SOMETHING TOTALLY STUPID, I SAID THAT REMINDED ME ABOUT THE TIME I STAPLED MY MATH PROJECT TO THE TABLE!!!! AND THEN WE BOTH STARTED CRACKING UP!!!!!!!! IT WAS FUNNY!!!!!
G2G!!!! BYE!!!!!
Eh…. I wish there was a dance at my school. I would ask the person currently worthy of my interest.
Like the easter Island Heads Calvin made in one of the Calvin & Hobbes comics? Those were cool.
I love school dances. I like not having to think for a few hours, letting the music infiltrate my mind. Sadly, the opposite sex is opposed to me, and I have not often had the pleasure to dance with a guy.
Why do I like December? Because it’s present month for me. I get presents on the 6th, enough time so that there’s a difference between it and Christmas so I don’t have to make a list for both holidays. Then, on my birthday, if my list is fulfilled, I get to make another list for Christmas, getting everything I could ever want!!!
Well anyway, ho ho hoe, says the mistletoe. Whatever, eh? Alright. Back to bussiness. I like Koko, but he looks silly when he’s a shivery like that. lol! jk. Had to do a little daily “obs” today. Smile.
Seinfield! I like that show a lot! But I think Fraiser is better.
Hmph. I dislike my school dances. Of course, I’ve never gone, but I know I be greatly displeased I’d wasted my Friday watching the immature be themselves.
Okay, now that that’s done, I’d like to request everyone to tell me/ the general population their favorite song. I should post this in music, but you know you wouldn’t answer if I out this there, so fie upon it. Mine is “Haruka Kanata” by a band with a ridiculous name that I won’t take the time to type out. It has personal meaning I’m sure no one cares about.
I like both of those, KitKat, but House i. my absolute favorite non-anime show. Ever. Bwa.
Sssssss. Grant is pleased. Grant has got the phone number of someone he wants to ask out. Grant must now get over his hatred of calling people on the telephone.
I’ve read the chosen. it’s very good. I finally got my Nov/Dec issue. I never got the october one though
I doesn’t snow here, but people put up snowman decorations. Which is weird.
My current favourite song is John Bennet’s “Weep, O mine eyes”. Short and a bit morbid, but brilliant.
Oh, and Clement Jannequin’s “Song of the Birds”, which is just totally wild.
I’M BACK!!!!!!! THE DANCE WAS AWESOME!!!!!!! THEY PLAYED THE YMCA AND EVERYONE GOT UP ON THE BLEACHERS!!!! (I ALMOST FELL OFF THE BLEACHERS THOUGH…..) I SAW RYAN!!!! HE WAS DANCING WITH ANOTHER GIRL, BUT THEN THAT GIRL STARTED DANCING WITH ANOTHER BOY SO I’M GUESSING THAT THEY WERE JUST FRIENDS. NO I DID NOT DANCE WITH ANOTHER BOY. OR RYAN. HEY, GRANT, IF A BOY AVOIDS A GIRL, LIKE HE ACTS ALL SHY TO HER, DOES THAT MEAN HE LIKES HER? BECAUSE RYAN AVOIDED ME BUT I THINK THAT WAS BECAUSE I WAS WITH MY FRIENDS ALL THE TIME…….. I’M GOING TO ASK RYAN TO COME TO MY CHORUS CONCERT THAT IS ON TUESDAY WHEN WE COME BACK TO SCHOOL ON MONDAY. I WONDER WHAT HE’LL DO……..
WE’RE GETTING OUR CHRISTMAS TREE TODAY!!!!!!!!!!! YEAH!!!!! I DON’T KNOW WHY BUT I LIKE THE CAPS LOCK BUTTON A LOT…. WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
OH AND HOW’D YOU GET HER NUMBER GRANT?
oh dear. I think a certain key on kricket’s keyboard is stuck.
I don’t really like skool dances but i go to them anyway. it’s not so bad when your friends are there. it seems like they could play some decent music though…
i have to start my project today cuz i really don’t want to do it over christmas break. ick. *shudder*
NO!! NEEEEEED VACATION!!!!!!! not nasty icky project!! grrr
I’m not quite sure what my current song is right now. I think it may be “Girl”by Beatles, but I’ve had “Send the Marines” by Tom Lehrer (on That Was the Year That Was, which all of you need to go out and buy right now, because it is very funny, although some of it is a bit offensive to some people) stuck in my head for the last few days, and then Shostakovich 5, and 7, and the 8th quartet are all wonderful (I like the waltz movement of the 8th a whole lot, and then the second movement is really fun to play, (at least the parts I know) because you get to scrub away and it’s really cool) and so are lots and lots of other things, and I’ve had various Pete Seeger songs going around in my head, etc.
Hey, the Brits did invent the kilt.. I think..
The DJ the school always hires for our school dances is terrible. Except for a total of 2 slow songs for 3 hours, he plays nothing but (c)rap.
I got her number by asking for it.
Hi guys!!!!! I’m at my grandparent’s house, so I don’t have a lot of time. I just wanted to let y’all know I’m alive, so you won’t be worried.
Finally, some people who watch Seinfeld!!!!! I love that show way too much. Never seen much of Frasier.
Y’all have never heard of my favorite song, and it’s Christian so you probably wouldn’t like it anyway, but I’ll tell you. It’s “Love Song” by Third Day. I always cry when I hear that song.
I’ve never been to a dance in my life, and I would like to keep it that way. It doesn’t seem like my kind of thing.
you got her # by asking for it? wow, what an idea!
lol!
my fav song is never do anything by bnl. woohoo all hail the procrastination!
my friend found some british rap. it is hilarious
classical music rocks, but i can never remember what it’s called. i’ll hear a song and i’ll be like “oh yeah i like this song!” but then i’ll be talking about it and people’ll go “what song are you talking about?” and i’ll say “i have no idea.”
which isn’t a very helpful thing to say is it?
i do remember that i like the 1812 overture. there’s a whole bunch more but of course i can’t remember their names…
i itch. i just got a haircut. i hate haircuts. i despise haircuts. they are eeeevil…
plus i have really thick hair and whenever i get my hair cut somebody inevitably says “oh you have such nice thick hair i wish i had hair like that” and i sit there thinking “no you really don’t. be very careful what you wish for. especially if you’re wishing for everlasting torture”
Yay for people actually responding to my request! I dislike rap. I could have been on the dance commitee in my school’s council thing, but I don’t see the point since I never go. The DJ they hired played KidzBop, or so I hear. There was much complaining, to which I laughed.
My friend has super thick hair, so it takes at least 3 hours to dry. Often longer.
thank you muse! your phineas gage article is making me haaaaappyyy. I can ramble on for a bit about the prefrontal cortex. maybe do a little poster or something. 5 minutes at least. and then we’re allowed to spend about 5 min. on video clips and things…show some monty python
that’s 10 out of 20 minutes…then thank you muse again for the link about the funniest joke in the world…i can give a rant on that. it’s got some nice stuff about the differences in jokes between countries…that’s maybe 15 min. woohoo! only 5 min. left to figure out!!! go muse!!! you rock!!!
oh the joys of being a muser. who knows, i might actually get this thing done before christmas! (yeah right. but hey, let me be optomistic and deluded for a bit)
anyhoo, just a random rant on how you guys make skool way better…all hail muse.
I HATE RAP!!!!!!!!! IT’S SOOOOO ANNOYING!!!!!!! OH AND I’LL LISTEN TO ANYTHING, (EXCEPT RAP) BUT THE SONGS I HAVE STUCK IN MY HEAD IS “THE HAMPSTER DANCE” AND “ALMOST”……. I’M ONE OF THOSE PEOPLE WHO JUST LISTEN TO WHATEVER IS ON THE RADIO….. EXCEPT RAP…… I HATE RAARRRGGHHHHH……… *SOUND OF KRICKET…
ACK! PARENTAL UNIT!!
I don’t like rap, I’m more of a punk rock/hard rock person.
I hate rap. I like reggae, punk/hard rock, almost no country except for Elvis Costello, dub, whatever Gary Brooker and Procul Harum is, and pretty much anything except pop. My favorite song is either “Even the Losers” by Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers, “(Nothing but) Flowers” by Talking Heads, or “From A Whisper To A Scream” by Elvis Costello and the Attractions. I also LOVE Tom Lehrer, esp. “Lobachevsky”, “We Will All Go Together When We Go”, and “The Elements”, which I’ve memorized. The Boy Scout song is superb also.
Good luck to Grant and Kricket! I live in a hamlet (town sense, not “To be or not to be, that is the question”) and basically avoid dances, because of the adrenaline, nervousness, and being publicly ridiculed for not asking anyone to dance. And the emcee invariably plays offel. And why does Kricket suddenly type in all caps? I have “Pump It Up” by Elvis Costello/Attractions stuck in my head, and am playing “Radio Head” by Talking Heads on my WMP right now.
Caps Lock is a wonderous thing. XP I like some country, but I don’t have a certain type of muci that I listen to, just mostly Japanese stuff. Which is way more enjoyable than you’d think.
I stay away from dances for the same reasons.
Typing in all caps is called flaming and usually discouraged.
*stares on enviously* luckies. The school dances sound fun. Even though, if my school had them, I would probably spend the entire time by the wall reading my favorite magazine (guess…). And trying not to physically assault the myriads of well-meaning friends who would keep telling me to get up and ask somone to dance. You can’t say no to these people. Phoenix does not dance. Even if somone would ask me, which they wouldn’t.
Mr. Chairman, I feel nasty. can I pease insult you insincerely? as in I am going to say something that I don’t mean? thak you. Here goes: Is your ego really truly as engorged as all that or is it just an internet thing, like my outspokeness?
Okay, now I am going to apologise profusely, because I am taking out my horrible mood on you. Sorry, my greatest apologies, I didn’t mean a word of it, I had no choice, communists were threatening my gerbil.
Oh yeah, and all but the last was true, unless my sister is a communist. No wait… *catches sister in the act of eating ketchup, which is communist* I knew it!
Good luck with Ryan, Kricket.
bleh.
I have something to tell you all- fur is dead. I just heard that, and will now tell that to everyone I see.
Caps lock isn’t as bad as sticky caps…ugh.
no flaming is like hate mail except online. a lot of it is in all caps, but all caps in itself isn’t flaming.
stupid flamers. give the caps lock a bad name. *sulkpout*
I hate the cold. *shivers* *groans* yech.
erm…interesting news axa. did you mean fur is dead as in “out” or fur is dead as in a dead animal?
how does it work?
get me a chicken and i’ll show you.
bum bum buuuuuuuuuum
they’ve got ginger!!
oh terror.
fly over there! save her!
of course! No! we can’t do that! they’ll be expecting that!
whatever! who cares? not me!
chickens go in, pies come out. chicken pies, not apple pies.
well duuuuuuuuuuuuur.
omg this movie is really annoying after the 2038952093857th time.
hey cold’s better than hot. i think anyway.
how about it? would you rather freeze or burn?
As in it’s animal carcass, and I haven’t a clue why anyone would ever want to wear it. It’s like “Oh look at me, I’m wearing a dead animal!” Yeesh people.
If that bolds everything, I’m sorry, my computer has an eternal hate for me. :weeps:
oo I love that movie!
oo I love that movie!
I have never done either, so I wouldn’t know. Some people have this big plan about how they want to die. I have one– old age.
I would rather freeze.
Phoenix: I’ve never been to a dance, but I’m sure my experience would be much like yours. I would want to stand in the corner all night and not talk to any guys, and if I was lucky enough to have friends there they would stand in the corner with me, while simultaneously telling me that I shouldn’t be standing there, to go talk to a guy and ask someone to dance. All my friends think I’m supposed to be outgoing, yet they are total hypocrites!!!! If I didn’t have any friends there, I would spend the night not talking to anyone except for the adult chaperones. Believe it or not, I’m actually really reserved in real life. Not as bad as I used to be, but I don’t talk much to strangers, and I’m bad around guys, which is really weird considering that I totally don’t even like guys, much less have crushes on them enough to be embarrassed around them. It doesn’t make any sense, and all the theories I’ve heard don’t apply to me.
I love fur!!!!!!!! Sorry, I just get really weird on the internet. I won’t get into why, but I will say that Axa should keep comments like that on the Hot Topics section of this blog, and not where people either have to ignore them or clog up the thread.
Hmph, no one is posting. I guess they all went to bed or something. I’m left here all alone in the MuseBlog. This could eventually get scary. When I’m all alone and there’s no one to stop me, weird things could start to happen. If SOTWIAE (Strange Off The Wall Internet Alter Ego for you newbies who weren’t around when she ruled me), I’m very sorry. Just remember that I couldn’t help it, and I’m really a lot nicer than that. Fair warning, I think I feel her coming on.
Hi guys!!!!!!! MontgomeryGurl is gone now, she can only exist when there are other Musers hanging around. I, on the other hand, thrive on solitude!!!!! I love it when there is no one around ot stop my insanity!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I wear fur what’s wrong with fur are you just mean I love fur I actually don’t wear it because it’s expensive and my mom won’t buy it for me but I would if I could and I think everyone should wear it and you’re just a mean person if you don’t wear it and everyone wear fur and we’ll have a big fur party dance and have a lot of fun in fur and we’ll just be totally politically incorect and have a lot of fun doing it and anyway I just like fur!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Where is everyone why does everyone go to bed so early it’s only whatever time it is and that’s not very late at all I want someone to talk to me I was lying before when I said I thrived on solitude I’m the social one MG is a hermit who never talks to anyone and she needs to get out more often and figure out what all of her friends are talking about and she’s very excited about going to LWW but she doesn’t want to go to a big theater with a lot of people she doesn’t know who might want to talk to her and a lot of guys that might be mean to her or they might be too nice which would be worse and I think it’s just stupid and she should get over it and live a little but what do I know I’m only a bizarre alter ego and I think it’s just stupid not to like guys and I don’t know why she doesn’t and I think she should figure it out or she’ll never have any friends which would be terrible!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I wish I existed somewhere other than the internet because then I could help MG and make friends for her and maybe get her a boyfriend because everyone wants a boyfriend and she should have one or she’ll be really sad her whole darned life and she says she doesn’t want one but everyone does and man I’m hungry so I’m going to go to the food thread!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Um, I’m really sorry, what did she post? Oh my gosh!!!!! I am soooo sorry about that!!!!!!!! I really didn’t have any control!!!
First, I don’t get the non-fur thing, but I would not have phrased it that way, and my opinions on the subject are a lot more forgiving.
I don’t want a boyfriend!!!!!! Why does no one get that? I’ve tried and tried to explain it to my friends, my cousins, and now my alter ego, but no one listens. It’s bery annoying. Why can’t people figure it out? I’m fine without one, I’m only fourteen. No one seems to get that. They all give me this weird look and say, “but everyone wants a boyfriend!!! What, are you just embarrassed, or something?” and then a horrendous conversation follows in which I explain in great detail why I don’t date and wh I don’t want to date, and they alway walk away offended, if they get it at all. SOTWIAE is an idiot, don’t listen to her.
i’m here. sort of.
I’m not stupid I just get carried away why did MG have to go and insult me whats going AAIIIEEEE!!!!!!!!! *MG gets control* Really sorry guys. I think I’ve finally shut her up.
Okay guys, I promise she won’t take over me for a little while. I’m getting off, so it can’t happen. Just thought you would like to know you’re safe.
Heh, sorry. I will post my fur rant at a later date. Back on topic.
I get a ;aptop tommmorow! My life’s dream is to own a laptop, so I am very, very happy! Fweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
One time I was at the Cleveland Orchestra and the lady in the seat next to me had a really big fur coat that she was letting spill into the seats around her, including mine. Fortunately I was able to resist the urge to shove the part of the coat in my seat up her unusually long nose.
I don’t like fur. But I don’t think people who wear it are evil. So I’m glad you didn’t shove it up her nose, however much she might have deserved it.
MontgomoryGurl, I have found a kindred spirit. I have never felt the slightest urge to date. And even if I did, my parents would poleaxe me, stick both me and the poleaxe in the blender, add some milk, press ‘blend’, pour me into a glass, and feed it to the cat.
Yay Phoenix!!!!!!! Maybe we should start a club or something.
It’s nice how the MAPs correct typos when you let them know you’ve made them. Very impressive.
Have any of y’all ever seen MythBusters, on the Discovery channel? It’s really cool, and pretty “Muse like”. The hosts take urban legends and test them to see if they could really happen. A lot of times they end up blowing stuff up, and the hosts are really funny, so it’s a ton of fun. You learn a lot on the show, too. Sometimes they come up with pretty surprising results. It’s a lot of fun to watch, and I recommend it to all Musers.
my dad’s strange. he has not one pc and has three laptops. only reason why i’ve had my own since last year.
I don’t like fur either. My reasons can be saved for the “Hot Topics” thread.
I would date, if any of the stupid piddly boys at my school were worthy of my attention. (And they could be damaged by my ego :lol:) Actually, they’re not all stupid and piddly, but the ones that aren’t are either my friends or already have girlfriends, and I don’t particularly want to date any of them.
I hate school dances (or I think I would) because the music they play at this kind of thing sucks. I do not like rap or pop. I listen to mostly classical and rock, which are infinitely better than listening to some guy talk fast about degrading women. This is why I got sick of all the bar/bat mitzvah parties I went to last year. All the Jewish people at my school (except one) seem to be a)popular and b) lovers of rap/pop. Their parties were horrible. I know that many Jewish people are nice and cool, so don’t call me an anti-Semite for the previous statement. Because I’m not in the least.
When does everybody get off for winter break? I get off two days before Christmas, which I think is stupid.
I have never gone to a school dance. I never will want to go. Maybe I’m just asocial or something..
Wow. I just typed “www.g” into my browser and google didn’t come up! This is a world record for me or something..
I wouldn’t have any objections against fur if it wasn’t made from animals, which kind of needed it to keep their innards contained.. There was some quote from the Restaurant at the End of the Universe to that extent but I can’t remember it and I’m too lazy to go get the book, so unless Juliette or someone can remember it, sorry, you’ll have to go find it yourself…
ouch i feel for you rrf. i get off the 17th. mwahaha. *gloatgloat*
HEY! GLOATING ISN’T NICE!!!
*sniffsniff* sry! have some virtual choklit!
THAT’S BETTER!!
oh dear. I’ve picked up a conscience. tragic isn’t it?
I get off at about 10 on next Friday. Which, according to my on-computer calendar, is the 16. And I really should be doing homework. But I can do three-turns (skating)!!!!!! Without putting my other foot down in the middle! Okay, so I can only do it on one foot in one direction, but hey, it’s a start. And I can also do forward spirals on one foot- I can’t on the other yet.
I take not the slightest offense.
Today I went (am still am here) to NYC with my father. We are now at the Yeshiva University library, and apart from the fact that it dosn’t have fiction, it is awesome here! History and law and theology and philosophy and science… this place is so awesome! And we went out for lunch and I had a gigantic tuna melt sandwich so big I couldn’t finish it, and a choklit (note correct spelling) chip cookie, and some chocolate milk. I neglected to check the nutrition facts too closely on the latter, as I probably don’t want to know. I hate the city, but YU is the greatest. My dad showed me his dorm and how his dormmates used to “liberate” rats from the science lad, tie them to helium balloons, and float them down the hallway. Teenage boys are jerks– poor rats! Another reason why I don’t want to date. Yes, MG, let’s form the Girls With Sense Club, made up of girls who have never had that mysterious urge to humiliate themselves in public!
my alter ego stole my name. 0_o
yaay it’s officially almost christmas. I went and marched at the bca tree lighting thing. which was really sad. we started from csg and walked pretty much around a corner and down the street playing the SAME SONG like 8 times, and then we stood still and played some other songs and then went oooh aaah as somebody flipped a switch to turn some christmas lights on, then we had hot choklit. good times…
Did anyone see Saturday Night Live last night? Dane Cook was hosting and it was hilarious. I am going to ask a certain unnamed girl out to a movie next Friday.
ah. the frolickers frolic. either that or some muser has been emotionally scarred by not getting his/her comment posted and has gone and hunted down the GAPAs and they are now imprisoned in a dark, scary dungeon watching all their posts full of pleas for help get deleted by the deranged muser who is taking REVENGE!
Or maybe…*gasp* this is even worse…I’m not even sure I want to say it…Maybe…maybe they…maybe they have….have a…a…a…*whispers* life.
AAAAAAHHH!!!! NOOOOOO!!!!!! IMPOSSIBLE!!!! HEEELLP!!! SCREAM PANIC AND HELPLESSLY RUN AROUND IN CIRCLES!!!! *screams, panics, and helplessly runs around in circles.*
Or maybe their frolicking in a dark scary dungeon hiding from Life, who is hunting them down because apparently everybody is supposed to have one so they have to stay in the dark scary dungeon and frolic until Life goes away.
hmmm…..
Rosanne might have a life, but I just have a big work project that I’ve been busy with all weekend. Sorry about any resultant posting lags.
zat’s ok.
so what’s ur big project? something terribly exciting? or terribly boring? or somewhere in the middle…
Something… might be about to happen. Somthing momentous. Well, to me at least. This might be an extended result of several productive actions of mine, like winning two matches and tying one match out of four in the Torah Bowl meet, even though we only have 7 people on the team and we had to learn 3 Parshiot, and our moderator only told us about the last one a week before the match. This was the biggest win for the girls’ team since it was founded. Last year we were 0 in 12
. But we outdid the boys’ team! yaay! they won 1game, by forfiet! Anyway, another factor might be my A in my physics test, and my perfect A+ average in Chumash, and my tendency toward bragging. Well, not the last one. Anyway, if this DOES happen, which I’m not sure it will, you will all know! well, some of you will. Ms. Angst and Mr. Ego in particular. And possibly Ebeth. Hold out!
I’m just deliriously happy because:
1) I just had a year’s worth of cherry coke
2) I now have a laptop-Squee!
3) I finished my homework ( read: did a terrible job on the least amount of work needed)
Ah, cherry coke….
Yes Phoenix, a Girls With Sense And No Desire To Spend Their Time Making Themselves Like Worthless Losers Club would be in great order. Guys aren’t even worth spending time on until they’re about 21, and then they think they’re something special because they can buy beer and you can’t even drive, and for some reason they just assume I’m an idiot, so they aren’t worth spending time with, either, but they probably will be by the time I hit that age.
Who is Ms. Angst? Who is Mr. Ego? Are they people on the blog? From the context, I have a feeling that they are, I just don’t know who. Mr. Ego would be Grant O. (note glaring lack of title), but I don’t know who Ms. Angst is. I feel like I missed something vitally important. I do that a lot.
I have social studies notes to take (due Thursday) (read: tomorrow.) Blech.
Axa, if you do not give me your laptop NOW I shall be forced to hit you with a banana from all the way over in the Central Time Zone. (This applies even if you live here too.)
This is A-C, by the way. I just felt like changing my name.
Stop talking to me, RRF. I’m trying to write a thoughtful, introspective post here. (She is at my house and hyped up on Pepsi.) Actually, she’s supposed to have gone home by now, but her mom is a no-show.
Oh, I give up.
GO AWAY, RRF!
Hehehe! I have now evilly taken over ELoD’s computer! MWAHAHA! FEAR ME!!!
Unfortunately, I have nothing good to say.
Then gimme back my computer!
No! MINE!
I think that thrid Pepsi was a bad idea…
YEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!
Most rap is (bleeped by the moterator). hey that rymes.
Talking heads is cool, Queen J. My favorite song by them is “Blind”.
I’m more of an Alternative Rock person, i also like pop songs from Europe and the Mid-east. There much better than American Pop.
I like some rap, but only the stuff with more beat, and the stuff without cussing. Yes, you can find it, you just have to listen to Christian rap (yes, it does exist, and it’s not nearly so dorky as most people think) I like rock, hard rock, metal rock, pop/rock, punk rock, basically anything with “rock” in it. I do not like country. Every genre has a Christian music counter-part, and the closest counter-part for country I can find in Christian music is Southern Gospel or Gospel. Believe me, Christian music and gospel music are not the same thing. Good Christian music is what makes Christians cool, and I don’t feel like I’m giving up anything with it, but Gospel is the stereotypically dorky Christian thing to listen to, and it makes me want bash my head against the wall until I’m knocked unconcious and don’t have to hear the music anymore. You see the difference?
ChinTsu, you gave yourself away when you misspelled “moderator”, and did it to a word that has been used previously by other Musers and isn’t considered a cuss word by most people.
My best friend loves a Christian band…I think it’s called Tait? Not sure, hence the “?”
I heart Asian Kung Fu Generation. Yes that is a band name. A Japanese band that owns you all. Mwahaha. Excellent.
:hides laptop:
Also when the Mods bleep things they do it in square brackets and italics. Never mind, it was funny.
I like classical music, ORIGINAL Reggea (as in, Bob Marley and the Wailers) some classic and modern rock, jazz, and I hate so-called Jewish music. What it is is the artist picks a phrase from Scripture, from anywhere. Then he (almost always a he, women have more sense then that) repeats the phrase over and over and OVER and OVER…
don’t get me wrong. I have nothing against Jewish music in general. In fact, I quite like some kinds, like Matisyahu, but I retain my taste in music.
More specifically, I ike Ophrah Haza and Bein Ha’shmashot (between the suns), and Dire Straits, and Louie Armstrong, and the Beatles, and Kate Bush (a lot) and Irish music.
Yeah, it’s called Tait. I like that band a lot, too. The lead singer, Micheal Tait, used to be part of a band called DC Talk, but they broke up. Before DC Talk broke up, they were huge. Anyway, that’s beside the point.
oh sure as soon as I leave everybody comes on. *sulk*
lol! jk!
who here has heard the song Boris the Spider? That is an awesome song.
Boooooooooooooooris the spiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiddeeeeeeeeeeeer…
creeeeeeeeeeepy craaaaaaaaaawly creeeeeeeeeeepy craaaaaaaaaawly creepycreepy crawlycrawly creepycreepycrawlycrawly
I was listening to the radio, and “Three Kings of Orient” came on. It got me thinking about how Dave Barry said that after the line “Three kings of orient we are” everyone inexplicably wants to make the next line “Smoking on a rubber cigar”. I started thinking about it, and sure enough, I started filling in with that line.
I would just like to say that the museblog looks really cool when you switch to black on white (like view it negative…you can do that in the prefs. for imacs anyway) The text is white, and the highlight is orange, and the links are PURPLE!!! woohoo! and koko is white, and the scrollbar is orange and wow this is cool. GAPA, you should switch it like this, it rocks.
haha.
We 3 kings of orient are
trying to smoke a rubber cigar
It was loaded
We exploooooded
and i forgot the last liiine.
ever heard that one?
no the last line is not “and i forgot the last liiiine” I just forgot the last line.
No, I’ve never heard that one.
Is anyone else bored to death? Is anyone else on here? Would it be stealing Ebeth’s idea for me to just ask random questions? Do I care? Does anyone else care? What will happen to me if they do care? Will I be banished? What made me think of that? How tall is everyone on here? Did anyone know that I am 5′ 8″? Is it wrong to use random questions as a guise for telling random factoids about yourself? Did I just missuse the word “factoids”? Am I procrastinating? Why did I just ask such an obvious question? Why did my mom just tell me that I had to get off the internet soon? Am I going to listen to her? Am I asking boring questions? Will it liven things up if I ask if the statement “this statement is not true” is true or false? Why did I just ask such a mean question, disguised as a nonmean question? Did anyone understand what I just asked? If you did understand it, does that mean you’re insane? Isn’t it already a given that we are all insane? Why am I still on here? Is my mom about to start yelling at me? Am I done?
Does this answer my last question?
ooh, i switched the contrast all the way up. now that is cool. negative+max contrast=a pretty cool comp
Why did the distance between my last two questions get removed?
yaaaay random questions!
haha i say that statement is TRUE!!!!! because I like to trust people. (do you feel trusted MG?)
MG, i would guess that that was the GAPA. Either that or his evil pet monkey who’s out to destroy the world…
erm…
don’t think about that last sentence. it makes no sense at all. hooray!
Maybe in the lack of sense, it is the only true thing in this world. By that logic, anything that isn’t logical is the most logical, and then it isn’t because it is. If you follow me.
I don’t have anything to say, other than than my brother and sister are bafring, my mom and dad are nautious, and I am untouched. I hardly ever get sick. Famous last words.
Hey, how come there is no “Happy Birthday KitKat” thread?!?!! Her birthday is tomorrow, for heaven’s sake!!!!!!!!!!
*gasp* omg! call the ambulance! call the fire department! call the martians!!! scream, panic and helplessly run around in circles!!! AAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!
oh yeah and I GOT MY MUUUUUUUUUUSE!!!!!!!!! FINALLY!!! YAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ABSOLUTELY FLAMABLAMABLOUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOVED THE GAMERS!!! YAY FOR BLIND CAVEFISH!!! THIS SOUNDS OLD TO ALL YOU PEOPLE CUZ YOU GOT IT A MONTH AGO BUT MINE JUST CAME CUZ MY NEW ADDRESS GOT LOST OR SOMETHING BUT THE POINT IS IT’S HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I hope it snows. To insure wear you PJs inside out and sleep with a spoon under your pillow. (no PJs what ever you sleep in will due)
hah i remember that. except we also had to do the happy winter dance. of course that was in MI where we actually had snow…
heh now we have an elizabeth, an ebeth, and a lizzie. go us!!!
it won’t snow here. *sniff*
It won’t snow here, no matter what I do. Too far south.
Ebeth, that negative format sounds cool. But I like the old familiar one better. The negative format makes my eyes tired, I start seeing double, get a headache, begin snarling, gnashing my teeth, deleting blog posts for no good reason… But Robert, if you want to change it, go ahead!
MGurl, I have no idea why the space disappeared in your post. The blog must’ve eaten it.
AAAAH! THE BLOG IS ALIIIIIVE!!!!!
the monster’s gotten away from you GAPA. beware.
oh. the blog’s sending a message. erm..it says “Hello all you posts! Prepare to meet your DOOOOOOOM!!!!!!!”
i dunno, the negative makes my eyes seem less tired. but maybe that’s just cuz my comps set so bright. must go find lb and lecture him for that now. mwahaha fun.
That’s what I was afraid of. I can’t imagine why the blog would want to eat it, unless you haven’t been feeding it enough deleted posts. You need to give it enough to keep it from devouring random posts, but you don’t want to delete posts, either. Maybe you MAPs should start typing up random things to feed to the blog and keep it happy. Just a suggestion.
Ha ha ha! (hearty laugh)
Interesting suggestion. But I think posts to a blog are like chocolate to a blogger. The more you eat the hungrier you get.
ooh! I could do that!! randomness in five…four…three…two…BEEEEP!!!
Choklithotpinkbunneez: WEETABIX!!! GET YOUR WEETABIX!!! LOVELY BRITISH SAWDUST!!! WEETABIX!!!
Teer my teacher last year. kind of an inside joke, we just randomly started picturing her selling taters and coffee in a colorful striped apron. randomness: *wearing the infamous colorful striped apron* TATERS!!! gitcher taters! Taters’n’coffee!!! C’mere and gitcher taters!!!
Pb&j: GHERKINS!!! GET YOUR GHERKINS!!! LOVELY BRITISH THINGS THAT NOBODY KNEW A THING ABOUT UNTIL I EXPLAINED THEM!!! GET YOUR GHERKINS!!!
GAPA (R.C.): POSTS!! GET YOUR POSTS POSTED!!! BE KIND TO ME OR I WILL FEED YOUR POSTS TO THE BLOGMONSTER!!!
GAPA (R.S.): ME TOO!!! BE KIND TO ME!!! I HAVE POWER TOO!!!! *mwahaha* lol jk GET YOUR KID’S BOOKS!!! oh yeah, they rock
Ebeth: CHOKLIT!!! GET YOUR CHOKLIT!!! WAIT!!! NOO!!!! IT’S MINE!! MIIIIIIINE!!!! *runs away and eats the choklit*
how’s that for keeping the blogmonster happy?
That reminds me: I ran into Ivars Peterson at the Austrian embassy last month. You know, the chap who writes Muse‘s math column. We were there for a lecture by Austria’s “Scientist of the Year.” At the reception afterward, Ivars must have eaten five dozen gherkins. I’d never seen anything like it. He was stuffing them into his pockets, too. Math columnists are mad, I tell you, mad. A whole different species from your sane, sober-minded Q&A columnists.
I hate snow. And I detest winter. Here are my rational, logical reasons why:
-The snow looks like dandruff
-No light
-You get depressed because of prev. reasons, and more depressed because
-Everyone plays holiday music, which makes me even more depressed, if at all possible
-Murphy’s law the teachers stick in enough projects to kill a reasonable person, and resign an unreasonable one to gibbering, pathetic DEMENTIA
“It is the very false prick of verses.” Shakespeare. I dare you to name the play and character-AND NO CHEATING!!!
The more you eat the hungrier you get-is that like drinking seawater, or eating chocolate truffles, or listening to your favorite music? Yes. I think we should name the blogmonster Lynval. I like the name Lynval. It’s much more creative than Bob, or Rick, or, horror of horrors-John. EVERYONE is named John. If you’re Jack you can spend your life saying “I could deny it if I liked. I could deny anything if I liked. But my name certainly is Jack.” and be Jack Worthing from Oscar Wilde’s The Importance of Being Earnest. John is so ubiquitous. And whatever happened to Captain Pelluw, anyway?
What’s the cat doing lurking about in the undergrowth, anyway? Spying on our backyards? She won’t find me, I only go back there under extreme provocation, and that’s only in warm weather.
I think Ebeth and MG should be nicer to guys. They’re not all jerks, you know. Be broad-minded, modern, open! And at the very least, there ARE guys on the blog. Robert, Paul, Grant…OK, there’s not MANY, but I didn’t say that and anyway that’s NOT THE POINT.
ok i know a couple guys that are cool.
I like winter! winter’s cool.
heh. who ever heard of sane Q&A columnists?
Hey, I’m nice to guys when they’re nice to me, which is so rare that I come across as being a total jerk. PB and Robert don’t count as “guys”, because they’re adults. When I say “guys”, I’m speaking more of teenage boys.
Winter is my favorite season, mainly because it’s the only season where the weather is bearable. Fall and spring are not pleasant, they’re too hot, and in summer one can’t even exist teh house without being reduced to a puddle regretting the foolish decision to venture out of your air-conditioned house.
I like fall and spring because the weather in Chicago is so extreme in the other seasons. On the other hand, spring in Chicago last about a week. So there you go.
It snowed here in Washington today. Very pretty!
Yay for snow!
If you go on my HP board, you can have a virtual snowball fight! (hinthint)
I love winter because it’s depressing! Great poetry weather, even in weatherless California. But I agree, my homework is quite literally illing me today. I finished today at..oh, 9:30. Of course, I procrastinated until five, but you know….
Kisetsu- Season in Japanese. Because I know how much you all care. XD
Would the MAPs get very mad at me if I told everyone who I was on Xanga? I just started an account, and I want everyone possible to see it. I would also like to know we everyone else is. But if the MAPs don’t want me to, I won’t.
We won’t get angry, but we won’t let you do it. The Rules, y’know. Sorry.
Hey, I heard that one!
We three kings of Orient Are,
Tried to smoke a rubber cigar.
It was loaded, it exploded,
descending a nearby star.
Oooooo, oooooo,
star of wonder, Star of moss!
star of stinky apple sauce!
There you go. I think my brother and I made that last part up.
yeah i remember one of my posts that got deleted for that. *sniffsob* I loved that post! ok not really jk.
but GAPA, what about an alter ego xanga? cuz I seriously have one-it’s for my alter ego named bob and it has NO PERSONAL INFO and it’s just a random story about Bob. Right now she’s sitting on an iceberg. She’s reading master and commander so she can find out how to steer the iceberg.
yeah it’s random.
off to books+movies now! whee!
oh yeah i got a schedule change so i’m in 3rd hour study hall. soooooo if any musebloggers happen to have access to a comp at…9:55-10:45 i might be on! actually i probably will be on because there’s even less to do in 3rd hr. than there is in 5th. so yeah. random info.
now i’m off to books+movies! whee!
heh. stinky apple sauce.
yaay! *clapclapcheercheer*
What about my brother’s xanga? I found it, I’m so proud…it’s hilarious.
GAPA, I’m sensing an overwhelming majority of musebloggers who do xanga and who would LOVE to put up links.
but you’re the Great And Powerful Administrator. *sigh*
but pwease tell me if i can put up an alter ego link!
guuuuuys…guess whaaaaaat…jazzy jazzy band band….fun stuff….i’m bored….i have another english test tomorrow…on the dead poet’s society and a seperate peace…deep thinking, yes precious…we hopes we doesn’t fail miserably…
haha speaking of xanga choklithotpinkbunneez, if you get on the computer sometime in the next century, go to your xanga. you didn’t update so i did it for you. and changed the layout, and the profile (which you miserably neglected), and your pic (again, nonexistant before) and had FUN! your password is ridiculously easy. to me anyway.
cigar of smells
cigar of night
cigar of anything but light
enviroment not heeding
lungs taking a beating
guide us to the dynamite
HEY be kind i made that up like just now k? doooooon’t laugh. well…that might be impossible. but don’t laugh TOO MUCH! or I will smite you to dust. virtually. yes. mwahaha.
Maybe we’re behind the times. But there may be parents out there who let Musers on the blog only because Rosanne and I are so careful. You all are so interesting that I’d rather be a little unreasonable than do without any of you.
Speaking of which, maybe it’s time to start spreading the word about this place and dragging more of your friends on board. The more Ko-konspirators the better, no?
I’ve tried to drag at least one friend on here, but her mom has a fear of blogs and chatrooms and won’t let her come. She’s read horror stories about kids who didn’t give out much information, but they were found anyway. She’s also afraid of people hacking in and getting her e-mail address.
If you MAPs will let me, I have a quiz I would like to post a link to. It’s just one of those dumb “how well do you know your friend” things. It doesn’t have any real personal information about me on it, and you can’t contact me through it. Only 3 of my friends have taken it, and they got really low, so I would like to see how you people score. It’s not really important, though, so if the MAP doesn’t like it, I won’t do it.
If it means that much to you, send the link, and I’ll look it over before posting it. I’m afraid I don’t have time to do that for very many links, though.
Well, it just occured to me that the thingie asks for the e-mail address of the person taking the test, and then it sends it to me. If everyone would just LIE about their e-mail address, it wouldn’t matter. But, if you don’t want to post it because of that, I’ll understand.
[Sorry, MG, I’m afraid we’ll have to deny this request. Thanks for understanding. –RC]
Oops, I forgot a slash.
oh darn….. lol!!!! i have great news!!!!!!! first, i got a 100% on my project, and second I GOT RYAN’S PHONE NUMBER!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOW I CAN CALL HIM, AND PRETEND TO HAVE FORGOTTEN THE MATH HW SO I CAN HAVE AN EXCUSE FOR CALLING!!!!! (WE’RE BOTH IN THE TOP MATH CLASS…) the bad news is…… MY FLUTE’S IN THE REPAIR SHOP FOR THE FIRST TIME IN THE FOUR YEARS SINCE I GOT IT AND MY IN-SCHOOL CONCERT IS TODAY!!!!!!!! WAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!! OH THE IRONY!!!!!!!!
AND NOW MY FLUTE STARTS TO BREAK APART!!!! IT WAS FINE THE LAST FOUR YEARS SINCE I GOT IT, AND NOW IT BREAKS APART!!!!!!!!!! WAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!! stupid instrument…..
instruments break ALL THE TIME in our band. there is never a day when everybody has a perfect working instrument.
haha a couple days ago somebody was trying to pull out his tuning slide (on a trumpet) and the whole thing came apart into two pieces. it was reeeeeeeeeally funny.
I BROUGHT CHOKLITHOTPINKBUNNEEZ I FEEL SO SPECIAL AND VIRTUOUS AND…AND…MUSEBLOGLIKE AND…AND…AND…and…erm…yeah.
so what’s wrong w/your flute then?
Oh well. I guess I’ll have to recruit all the people I know from speech and debate to take it. It’s not that important.
ebeth-my f horn hasn’t ever broken in THREE years.
snow, snow, snow, snow, snow, snow, snow, snow! in WY itsa piled up two feet high! been snowed in FOUR times so far! YEEEEAAAAHHHH! dec blizzard is right!
wow. I’m impressed.
And jealous. I want snow!!!
SNOOOOOWW!!!!! It snowed today! A little bit! None of it stuck, seeing as it’s the second time it snowed here…and it was just little tiny flakes..but still! It was snow!!!
*sniff* I miss the snow…
None of my friends read Muse, unfortunately. I don’t know if they even get magazines.
It nevers snowssssssss here! But sometimes we get to stay inside because there’s too much smoke, after the wildfires… that’s California for you.
Oh, this song makes me sad…
lo people. The only dance that has been held at my school was the homecoming one. Which I went to and it was really boring and I don’t like dancing. I was asked to dance, but the guy kinda…freaked me out. Yes.
Well anyway, at rel. ed. my friend brought 101 funny phrases
Nuke the whales
Save a tree, eat a beaver
Dyslexics untie!
I used to be undecided but now I’m unsure
and so on and so forth. I thought it was really funny
gotta check my e-mail
Yo gusto choklit. Bidi bidi bom bom
Had a band and orchestra concert today. Easy music. Sentence fragments. YAY!!!
Yes, I am one of those geeks in band and orchestra, and it’s a real pain in the a*%.
I like bassoon. It’s fun to write. Basssssoooooooooon.
It snowed here. A-C (or BoT, if you will) and I have a bet on when it dips below zero over here. (I say before Christmas, she says after.)
If all of you lovely nice Muse people could tell me when it goes below zero (or just freezing, if you’re in a more temperate and sensible climate) whree you live, that would be cool. I want to have scientific PROOF that Chicago winters are insanely cold. And the summer is insanely hot. But we do have a lake. (To anybody on the East Coast: No, you can’t see across it.) Sorry. Evil little Chicagoan joke.
Just out of curiosity, which Musers here rot their brains out on manga, and what’s your favorite series/author? If you don’t like manga, what do you rot your brains out on? Rotting brains are healthy.
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No! Can you not do hearts on this thing?
I *heart* Ryoga.
Aaaaah…
You do Selena songs in spanish, too? eech…
Aaayayayay como me dueeeele…
Me gusta CHOKLIT. Me gusta much DARK CHOKLIT.
It never goes below zero, ever, and it only dips below freezing at the coldest part of the night. Louisiana winters are insanely mild.
It must have gone below freezing last night here where I live, about 30 miles south of San Francisco. There was frost on the grass this morning.
Freezing is just zero Celsius. I’ll bet it hasn’t hit zero Fahrenheit where you live since the last ice age.
i doubt it has, seeing as she’s still alive…
i rot my brains on xanga and rpgs. fuuuuuuun.
I just rot my brains on here and Xanga. No RPGs. Theoretically then, I should have less rotted brains then you. Theories never work on practice.
My brain is so totally rotten. HA! My brain is rottenner than yours!!!
I *heart* Zanza…(Rurouni Kenshin)
School is pointless…
GET ME OUT OF HERE!!!
GET ME OUT OF HERE!
I do like the fact that our school has a “firewall” that doesn’t block anything I like.
my skool blocks nationstates! *sob* you think it would be “educational”…oh and it blocks email too. xanga’s still there (yesssss) but i fear it has been doomed to destruction (nolan caught me on there a couple days ago…it was really freaky. he sneaked up behind me and i didn’t hear him…he’s really tall and scary too. aaah! but that’s the first time he’s actually caught me…i mean he knows i’m not doing skoolwork but that’s the first time he could prove it. and he can’t kick me off for the first time it happened. plus nobody else wanted to use the comp. but xanga might have a chance, cuz he’s not a tech person…but anyway i’m rambling…) and it doesn’t block the museblog or any proboards sites (pretty much all of the rpgs i go to are proboards.)
since i was a young boy
i played the silver ball
from something down to something
I must’ve played them all
I ain’t seen nothing like it
In any amusement hall
that deaf dumb and blind kid
sure plays a mean pinball!
wheee!!! doodoo doo doo dooooo doodoo doo doo doooo
From Soho down to Brighton.
–Your almost-omniscient Administrator
ooooh thanx GAPA! I couldn’t tell what he was singing there…
almost omniscient?
what?
NO!!! GAPA!!! you’ve ruined my innocent and faithful belief in your all-knowing Q&Aness!!! *sob*
lol! jk GAPA.
good song though huh?
Ha, I have a recording of the portsmouth symphonia playing that, but I’ve never heard the actual version before.
MG- from way back- How can you not like gospel music? It’s great! Or at least the ones I’ve heard is. But then, I like folk, so maybe I’m biased…”We shall overcome” started out as gospel, I believe.
It actually snowed here (Texas) last night- didn’t stick though. It was basically a mix of rain and sleet and snow, but it was snow… It’s really cold- it was 26 (F) this morning, and it’s 32 right now, at 5 in the afternoon, and it hasn’t gotten above freezing all day..
I JUST GOT MY JH TEST THAT I MADE A HUGE MISTAKE ON BACK! Even though I took it two or so months ago, but still. I GOT A 95! I am so happeeeeeeeeeeeeee.
No one ever figured out my song riddle! here it is again:
Who will buy this wonderful morning?
such a sky I never did see!
who will ti it up with a ribbon
and put it in a box for me?
It’s one of my favorite songs. Form Oliver!
Who here has seen Into the Woods?Tthe music is not very memorable, but it has so many intricate harmonies and the witch ROCKS! I memorized all her parts, and her three solos.
In the past, when you were no more than a babe, your father brought his young wife and you to this cottage. Your mother was with child, and she had developed a peculiar appetite. She took one look at my beautiful garden, and told your father that what she wanted more-than-anything-in the world-was-
greens, greens and nothing but greens!
parsley, peppers, cabbages, and celery
asparagus and watercress and fiddleferns and lettuce!
he said all right but it wasn’t quite
’cause I caught him in the atumn in my garden one night!
he was robbing me!
robbing me!
rooting up my rutabaga, rading the arugula and ripping up the rampion!
My champion,. my favorite!
*draws in breath*
I should have laid a spell on him, right then and there.
could have turned him into a stone, or a chair
buuuuuuut I let him have the rampion,. I’d lots to spare
in return however I said fair is fair
you can let me have the baby that your wife would bear
*two beats*
and we’ll call it square!
(cont.)
and, of course,
Careful the things you say
children will listen.
careful the things you do
children will see
and learn…
careful the spell you cast
not just on children
somtimes the spell may last
past what you can see…
(cont.)
She is so cool.
You’re so nice.
You’re not good, you’re not bad, you’re just nice.
I’m not good, I’m not nice, I’m just right.
I’m the witch–you’re the world.
Ahhh, yes. Great stuff.
Ooh I heart Sai – Chappie 283..I think. I like/read to many manga to list, but Ruroni Kenshi was my first. I knew so much, but I forgot alot. ..
RPGs=Love.
The band winter concert is on December 17. Along with wind ansemble (upperclassmen band) and the choir. My school doesn’t have a orchestra.
Guess what!! We are now studying Ancient Greece!! Now I can’t wait for medeval and ren-a-sah-nce time.
Nike! Goddess of Victory (ferel)
there was a crooked man who walked a crooked mile he bought a crooked sixpence upon a crooked style he bought a crooked cat which caught a crooked mouse and they all lived together in a crooked little house!
I had a really good day!!!!
Chalkhill and Brimstone
Who is going to see The Lion the Witch and the Wardrobe???
Boxty is!
There once was a man from Sinclair
He liked to jump in the air
When his pants caught on fire
He jumped higher and higher
And now he’s stuck way up there.
How’s that for poetry?
I love my puppy dog that is a viejo perro es no malo
flojo bobo
Yo tengo que cantar en clase de arte.
Mi hermana es los macarones y queso. Yo soy poco loco!!
I was walking to the city bus stop with some of my friends. We were walking past a shop. I saw a person looking out the window at and I screamed because it scared me. Turns out, it was a plastic wiseman. As I said before…….
Yay for Into the Woods! in the parts my friends and I act out I usually play the witch. My sister the musical prodigy is the only one with a voice good enough to play Rapunzel, Stephonia was Cinderella (I think) last time we did it… Yeah, Cinderella has some good parts.
He’s a very smart prince
he’s a prince who prepares
knowing this time I’d run from him
he spread pitch on the stairs
I was caught unawares
aand I thought– well–
he cares.
this is more than just malice
better stop and take stock while you’re standing her stuck on the steps of the palace!
and so on. I admit it’s pretty obsessive that I can act out the whole play by memory, but so what?
The baker’s wife is also a good part, but you have to kiss the prince so we generally avoid it. I love her song, though.
oh if life were made of moments..
even now and then a bad one…
but if life were only moments
then you’d neve know you’d had one!
let the moment go
don’t forget it for a moment though.
just remembering you had an ‘and’ when you’re back to ‘or’
makes the or mean more
than it did before…
now I understand!
and it’s time to leave the woods!
unfortunately for her, her understanding heralds being stepped on by a giant, but it’s still a good song.
THE WHO!!!! YAY!!!
I am insanely in love with that band. I *heart* The Who.
I *heart* Happosai (Ranma 1/2)
Kidding! KIDDING!! *shudders convulsively* Ah, first manga memories… Mine was Ranma, which I picked up an intensely dog-eared copy of in my local library, started reading, put in my huge pile of books, and sort of forgot about until it was due. Then I renewed it, read it, and went back to the library and checked out the rest of the series. And then I found Kenshin and InuYasha *drool*. My library needs a better manga collection.
Administradores: Is there any way to add a heart smiley to the list? For us crazy fangirls?
Name that quote! (an activity for the intesely bored):
“Now where are we?”
Hint: from a manga I obsess over. Volume 14. And it’s where one of my alter ego names comes from.
Hmm. Interesting how I turn my back for one minute, and then suddenly everyone is quoting song lyris. Just goes to show how you can’t trust anybody.
Snow Day! Snow Day! I have no school today! Yes!
Choklit semicolons for all
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just so y’all know, i would love to be in MI right now. snow storm??? that was a snow storm???!!! we didn’t even get a snow day today! It was all of half an inch!!!
*sulksulkpoutpout*
*sigh* better go respond to all the gloating emails from my friends then…
oh well i get off in a week and they don’t! nyah nyah
my friend can’t get on this site………. she has…… never mind….. she spelled fanpage wrong……
Tengo un fecha caliente esta noche. Hee hee hee!
I’m on here, and suddenly I can’t think of anything to say.
Yesterday was the 25 anniversary of John Lennon’s death.
The day before yesterday four kids who go to my school were riding in a car and crashed. Two died, one was released from the hospital today, and the other’s still in ICU. Not nice. :-(. The school had a fundraiser for the families to help them deal with expenses- we raised $7100 in one day.
thats sad lizzie. im glad no one from my school has ever died. i would be really upset if someone i knew was hurt.
ha ha, guess who i am? i’m someone all ready on hear whose been posting befor. if you guess right, i’ll tell you.
Grrrrrrr!!!!!!!! Why do people keep on doing this?!?!! It’s not nice. I won’t guess, and I won’t respond to KittyCat, unless I want to. That is going to be my protest. And why, out of all the names on earth, did KittyCat have to pick that one? With all the K and/or Kitty names on the blog, she picked another one!!!!!!
That is sad, Lizzie. It is so horrible to see people with so much potential, and so much to offer, blotted out forever. *sigh* It’s good that your school was able to raise so much money, though.
Kitten? is kitten back?
Current weather on our frozen wittle hill…..
WIND at about 30 mph. -30 degrees F and still dropping. Blizzarding. Beware of black ice, and drifts. Good skiing to-morrow YEEEEAAAAAAH!
grrr…
warning: I’m going to be sulking about the lack of a decent snow all winter. so just a warning for you.
*sulkpout*
i have the rent music stuck in my head…we’re playing it in band. our part sounds like the twilight zone. for all you music geeks it’s f# g f# c F# g f# c. c g c f# g. doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo. doo doo doo dooooo doo!
*sigh* fun stuff, but not the best thing to get stuck in your head. very repetetive.
AAH THERE’S A WORM IN MY EAR!!! SCREAM, PANIC, AND HELPLESSLY RUN AROUND IN CIRCLES!!!! lol!
I don’t get why people do this. If the rest of us use a single name, oughtn’t that to be good enough for you? I mean, I’m not masquerading as some guy named Jerry. Frankly pathetic.
I got stood up. That means something happened so my fecha caliente was cancelled. Oh well…..
Today we had a deputy sheriff come into our class and he brought goggles that simulate drunkenness. They refract light to send confusing messages to your brain. Pretty cool.
I, as some of you may have guessed, a person who has posted on here before and is sick of people doing things like this.
I am going to attempt to obtain a fecha caliente for next week. Same girl. Muy bonita.
no, i’m not kitten. i don’t wish she was on hear because she was cool. but i guess it woud confuse people to much if there was another k on hear. oh well.
Buena suerte, USECGO. But the Spanish word for the kind of date you’re talking about is cita. (Fecha is for calendars.)
Lay off. Grant’s only in Spanish I.
Ay. Only six more months of Spanish. : shudder: No me gusta para nada.
Whats rong with people doing stuff like this? it’s fun, but I could understand why you wouldn’t like it, which is why I’m turning off the fake personality of my alter ego, and assuming my usual way of writing. Yes, my normal way, correct spelling, good punctuation and all. It’s too hard to write like I was doing. Anway, you should have a much easier time guessing now, but if you don’t get it within two days, I will delet this personality and never tell you who I was. It will remain a mystery forever, unless Robert or Rosanne decide to reveal it, which I am hoping they won’t. So, unless you want to die from curiosity, start the guessing.
aye, i know i haven’t posted in ages. btw, here’s a strange thing me and a friend made up after a joke by our school librarian:
wreck the halls with cows on harleys, falalalala, lalala.
make them hyper give them barley, falalalala, lalala.
i know, very weird. the first part was on a card our librarian got.
♥
Hi, rrf. In my last post I tried to post a “heart.” It didn’t work, though. At least not on my browser. Maybe on yours?
Robert, do you know how to make it so we can post “heart” symbols??
It worked.
PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT:
Everyone go see The Chronicles of Narnia: The Lion, The Witch, and The Wardrobe. It’s gotta be one of my favorite movies ever (along with Arsenic and Old Lace, The Emperor’s New Groove, etc.).
It worked for me.
Robert should make a thing where we could put in an eth or a thorn (Icelandic symbols for certain syllables) in our posts instead of the regular, boring alphabet. Or we could write in Cyrillic or something.
I’m going to stick with my regular titular nomenclature. Pity about Grant’s cita caliente, though. And Lizzie’s story. So sad.
how did you do it?
hey, could the GAPA change it so we could type in runes?
probably not…
I’m gonna try the heart thing. is it just : heart? :
testing… I :heart: camaspamaweetabixalot!!!
nope guess not. maybe it’s one of the GAPA’s Special Powers.
does this work? :heart: did it work?
NARNIA AT TWO! NARNIA AT TWO! NARNIA AT TWO! NARNIA AT TWO! NARNIA AT TWO! NARNIA AT TWO! NARNIA AT TWO! NARNIA AT TWO! YAAAAAAAAH! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! NARNIA AT TWO! NARNIA AT TWO! NARNIA AT TWO! NARNIA AT TWO! NARNIA AT TWO! NARNIA AT TWO! NARNIA AT TWO! NARNIA AT TWO! NARNIA AT TWO! NARNIA AT TWO!
To make the heart, Rosanne typed an ampersand (&), the word “hearts,” and a semicolon (;) all together without spaces (and with no comma). I wonder whether it will work for me. Here goes:
♥
By George, I think we’ve got it! It worked in my browser at home, at least (Safari 1.3.1, on an iMac running System 10.3.9).
♥
I ♥ um..stuff…
YEEEEESSSSSSSSSS!!!!!! HUZZAH!!!! IT WORKS!!! I ♥ HEARTS!!!!! YAAAY!!! the GAPA RS GETS FIVE TONS OF VIRTUAL CHOKLIT!!! AND THE GAPA RC GETS SOME TOO CUZ HE TOLD US HOW TO DO IT!! GAPA RS, YOU HAVE TO SHARE. ANYHOO…FIVE TONS COMING
*virtual choklit*
&hearts&;
I hope that worked.
I wonder if it wil work for me ♥ Or do I need to put it in colons? :♥:
Hey, no colons needed!!!! I ♥ the MAP who told me how to make a ♥!!!!!!
Axa (#210),
Try leaving out the second ampersand.
KittyCat is Ebeth. Duh.
Finished all the books in the Rhapsody trilogy! great literature but some parts are gross and there is quite a bit of adult content. Also the author is obsessed with her charecters talking in paragraphs. It can get on your nerves. And Rhapsody is a bit annoying. She is just too perfect and too naive, she never gets angry or feels hate. And she is too powerful. She has command over the elements of starfire, elemental fire, and has a connection to wind, and she can make things true by saying them and can heal the sick and can withstand infinite torture. And she is way sappy. Other than that, though, the charecters are likable, even though Achmed resembles Silk of the Belgariad and Grunthor resembles Barak.
Stop your “duh”ing. I’m not Ebeth, and I think I’m offended that you think I am. I am nowhere near as insane as Ebeth!!!! Or, wait, maybe I am. But the point is, I am not Ebeth, and you will just have to guess harder!!!
Yes you are, ’cause I say so. From now on, KittyKat is Ebeth.
MG? Possibly?
♥
&hearts&;
eh?
Yesssssssssssssssssssss.
Hey, I can see the heart now too. If I use Safari as my browser, I see it. If I use Firefox, I don’t.
♥
Okay, Axa got me. *rips of mask to reveal MG* I’m sorry. I don’t know what came over me. It was just a terrible urge. Oh dear, I must be turning into SOTWIAE!!!!!!!! Sorry, I will never do it again.
No. Ebeth is KittyCat. I refuse to accept that MG is KittyCat. Anyone else, maybe. MG, no. WAAAAY out of charecter.
Out of character it may be, but it was me. It started out that I was joking around about the “K” names, and then a nasty urge to play that mean game where I don’t tell you who I am came over me. I don’t know why I gave in. The MAPs will confirm it. It was me. Everyone has their weird out of character moments, and that was mine.
MG does appear to be KittyCat, but she does not appear to be KittyKat.
♥
I &heart; banananananananas!
Þ
The symbol above is an uppercase thorn.
Queenie J, how does one pronounce this??
I made it by typing an ampersand (&), a number sign (#), the numbers 222 and then a semicolon.
Here’s a small thorn:
þ
You make it with an ampersand, the number sign, the numbers 254 and then a semicolon.
Oh, who was correct in their guessing? AXA WAS! YEAH! :continues typing in caps:
Okay, I’m done being stupid.
I am writing this at 5:48 am on a Sunday trying to distract myself from the fact that I feel extremly nauseous and am probably going to throw up shortly. I stick my tongue out at the world:
Þ
I think I injured my shoulder. It rælly hurts. Hæ hæ hæ! Nobody but me can make the “æ” symbol! Unless you have nothing to do and look for it on your computer.
I can’t see the heart thing but then I’m running firefox and am too lazy to open safari… What a lot of people do on IM and stuff is
Þ
Heheheheh.
I can’t figure out the ae thing!
Oh, Grant, the message board’s Yule Ball is open to you on the 23rd if you want to go.
Why is everyone’s computers stuck in Caps Lock? Is it a Caps Lock epidemic or something?
Oooh, the subject turns to Romance…
♥
Yay! Did it work?
It did! It did!
I haven’t got my December Muse yet. Curses!
The Black Plague is back and it’s forcing people to put their caps lock on.
no idea why…
yay…went to a party last night…lotsa fun…even though we did basically nothing…but it was cool…
iiiiiiiii have to go to the library today…gotta get the phineas gage book and the historian and i want the next hornblower too and we MIGHT go see narnia today, yippee.
I’m feeling REALLY lazy today. notice it’s 1:57 and my first time on the comp-yeah. says something. for me anyway, i’m addicted. so i spent about 2 1/2 hrs. reading and staring into space and wandering around the house doing nothing. now i’m SUPPOSED to be doing hw.
grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.
I ♥ laziness.
except i’d better get going soon if i want to see the movie(s)
time is stupid.
let’s just slow it waaaaay down.
then we’d have time to be lazy
and still get stuff done.
but then people would expect us to get even more done…
stupid people.
but i’m a person…
am i stupid?
i guess so.
probably because i actually do all this hw stuff.
but if i didn’t i’d get bad grades…
and that would make me depressed.
but i’m already depressed…
stupid depression.
it’s part of life.
stupid life.
better than death.
true…
i want choklit.
sry for the random depressing emo/goth rant there…
grr i feel lazy.
i like the end of that rant…i want choklit. what a truth of life.
life is wanting choklit.
whee!
Nyæh, nyæh, Grant!!!!!!!
♥
Þ
þ
how do you make that ae symbol? is it like this? &ae;
i give you virtual choklit!
y’know what, that’s getting kinda old. I’m gonna send you some virtual nerds instead (yess…the little round bits of artificially flavored sugar…hyperness. whee!)
i hope you like virtual nerds, because i’m kinda tired of bribing you with virtual choklit.
Ack, the rest of my message got cut off.
æææææææÆÆÆÆÆ… option ‘ for all you mac users…
A lot of people use
Depression isn’t that bad. (I’m class nine and I’m saying this.) I mean, think of Marvin the Paranoid Android. Wasn’t he the cutest book character you’ve ever seen? I mean, come off it.
{“Life is like a grapefruit. Time is an illusion, Lunchtime doubly so.”-Bop Ad } Bop Ad is my nickname for Douglas Adams. I ♥ Bop Ad.
Rosanne (228), it’s a th sound, as in thing. It’s an unvoiced fricative, which means you use your entire mouth to make it. The eth symbol, which I will leave a minion to work out, is a th sound as in that, a voiced fricative, and an inter-dental. (Linguistic terms. I’ll explain them if you so wish.)
Þ = thorn = th as in thing sound = unvoiced fricative.
I just read a ♥ Terry Pratchett book, called “Night Watch”. It was hilarious. One of the more minor characters works in a cemetary, and one of his quotes is “He’s dead. I won’t have any dead people in my cemetary!” I love Terry Pratchett. He’s just so funny, and creative, and works things together seamlessly. My favorite Pratchett character is either Corporal Carrot, who is a really froody watchman, Angua, a fellow watchman and hoopy female werewolf, or Sam Vimes, a watchman as well, who gets all the best lines. One of my most treasured TP lines are SVs. After a character is reported to have said something like “I killed him…I’m sorry” the dialogue goes something like this:
“I can’t believe he killed someone.”
Hold your breath:
“Are you kidding? I can’t believe he said sorry!” Sam Vimes might just be my personal hero. He’s witty, he’s humorous, he’s kind, he’s irreverent and he’s satirical.
i luv nerds…. i want some!!!!! pwease?
I am still nauseous, but I did nae throw up. I can make weird symbols, I think. Let’s try:₪ I did it! Here is my name in Hebrew:
“××³×œ× ×””. As I said, it means “treeâ€.
did it work?
here is my name in Arabic, very crude print:
ناالا
Oops, the letters got mixed up and they arn’t connected. Ah well.
Nonsensical Greek: ЉҢφÐÏЬ
Woo, this is fun! Now random symbols—
░☺☻☼♠♣♥♦♪♫◊○â—â—˜
Maze thingies…
╣╞╛╟╧╩┼╬
well.
I just want everyone to know that my head hurts right now.
♥
There was an excerpt of The Amazing Maurice by Terry Pratchett in Muse a while back..
Oh yæs! Thænk you, Lizzie.
My final NaNo count?
8000 somethin’. Pathetic.
No, it’s not. I hope la chica bonita will go out with me this week. ♥ ♥ ♥ I can see other people’s hearts and I’m in Firefox.
la chica…? *raises eyebrows* I think I can guess what that means… *snickers evilly* This is almost as interesting as the Ryan episode! Don’t let me get hold of your ladylove’s name, Mr. Chairman.
Phoenix is feeling evil now because she is still nauseous.
how do you make the music notes?
hey!!!!!!!!!!!!! you’re mean Phoenix!!! oh and by the way, i called him….
You won’t, because A. I will never tell you my real name or exactly where I live and she lives down the road from me so if you don’t know where I live you won’t be able to find her and B. That would be a bad idea for you to taunt me because it would be harmful to your health.
I’m sorry, Kricket. That was mean of me, I apologise. (you called him? good luck!)
However, I still have lisense to annoy Mr. Chairman. But I never taunt. And you mean, ‘that could be the first symtom of a fatal disease.’ as in,
Brill: I look foward to our next meeting, Kheldar.
Silk: That could be one of the first symptoms of a fatal disease.
Brill: for one of us, at least.
I just made the music notes on Word. Click ‘symbols’ and select the ones you want.
I am feeling very evil. Please forgive me.
I just posted somthing, but it did nae show up! Well, it was an apology to Kricket for being insensitive and a quote for Grant. Ah, well.
you press and hold alt and then press♪♫ some numbers on the number pad on the right of the keyboard(for the notes its alt + 13 and alt + 14)♪♫
_ !!!_
(~,~)
►◄
( : )
( : )
la chica bonita, eh? Good stuff.
SAW NARNIA! SAW NARNIA! SAW NARNIA! SAW NARNIA! SAW NARNIA! SAW NARNIA! SAW NARNIA! SAW NARNIA! SAW NARNIA! SAW NARNIA! SAW NARNIA! SAW NARNIA! SAW NARNIA! SAW NARNIA! SAW NARNIA! SAW NARNIA! SAW NARNIA! SAW NARNIA! SAW NARNIA! SAW NARNIA! SAW NARNIA! SAW NARNIA! SAW NARNIA! SAW NARNIA! SAW NARNIA! SAW NARNIA! SAW NARNIA! SAW NARNIA! SAW NARNIA! SAW NARNIA! SAW NARNIA! SAW NARNIA! SAW NARNIA! SAW NARNIA! SAW NARNIA! SAW NARNIA! SAW NARNIA! SAW NARNIA! yeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaah! it was not as good as i expected. it was WAY better! :yayness: mwahahahahahahahahahaha! SAW NARNIA! SAW NARNIA! SAW NARNIA! SAW NARNIA! SAW NARNIA! SAW NARNIA! SAW NARNIA! SAW NARNIA! SAW NARNIA! SAW NARNIA! SAW NARNIA! SAW NARNIA! SAW NARNIA! SAW NARNIA! SAW NARNIA! SAW NARNIA! SAW NARNIA! SAW NARNIA! SAW NARNIA!
We need to put how to make the cool little rune thingeys on the hint page.
Here’s a joke that Chewy_as_a_granola_bar sent me.
Read these words saying “cow”before each word:
Cows
About
Talking
Idiot
This
Got
I
Long
How
Look
Now read the words saying “cow” before AND after each word:
Cows
About
Talking
Idiot
This
Got
I
Long
How
Look
Now read the words saying “cow” before AND after each word:
Cows
About
Talking
Idiot
This
Got
I
Long
How
Look
Now read the words from top to bottom(no cows):
Cows
About
Talking
Idiot
This
Got
I
Long
How
Look
ya just gotta luv me.
♥
Blech, changed the email because the other one is too hard to type back up…
I just saw the Japanese movie “Nobody Knows” (Dare mo Shinai in Japanese). It was so touching and beautiful…It’s about abandoned children, I recommend it.
lilbro777- my sis plays french horn….. and my flute hath not been broken for four years since i got it but it broke now……
What is the plot?
Oh, and ChinTsu, I like your cow thing.
Queenie J, (#243), Þanks for explaining!
Grant (#252): Must be that the ♥s work with some combos of firefox and computer operating systems and not others.
♥♥♥
Ha ha!!!! I totally fell for ChinTsu’s joke (post #262)!!!! I was talking about cows on and on and on….ha ha!!!!
hey, guys….. i just reread ‘Attack of the Smart Pies’ again, and it refered to Pwt as ‘he’….. mwahahahahahahahahahahhaha!
There are four children- Akira, Kyoko, Shigeru, and Yuki, – ranging from ages twelve to about two. (Akira and Shigeru are the two boys). They all have different fathers, and a rather sleazy mother. None are registered as citizens or for school: legally nonexistent.
Based off events from 1988 that were much worse than the film, the story details how the mother leave the children, with little money and empty promises that she’s gone for work. Akira is left to be caretaker of all of them.
The film doesn’t focus on the mother and her acts, but rather the slowly deteriorating life of the children. The go from semi-well fed, clean clothes and apartment, to ragged looks, and living in basic filth.
It broke my heart to watch it, honestly. The feeling that there’s nothing you can do is so hard.
It might be strange for some people, who would wonder why the kids didn’t simply ask for help. The first reason is foster care- they didn’t want to be split up. But part of it is the enduring Japanese spirit to preserve. Even when the conditions are the worse they could be, none of the children are broken.
Yuya Yagira, the actor who played Akira, won best actor in the Cannes Films Festival. And at 14. ♥
Well, my Values class is studying Ancient Greece. Today, I brought in the Muse issue with the Greece creation story in it. My English teacher thought it was so cool that he wanted to read it and make copies. The other one we have is wordy and difficult for some people to understand.
That’s because Pwt is a guy. I am sick of people calling him a girl. It must be terribly embarrassing for Pwt to be constantly verbally immasculated. Poor Pwt……nobodoy loves him. From now on, I resolve to be nice to Pwt if I meet him. Kokopelli ought to make him secretary of something when he becomes prez.
Grant is in a good mood right now. Ssssssss. ♥ Guess why! ♪♫hums to self♫♪
Sounds like a good movie. Those Japanese sure make good movies… “House of Flying Daggers,” “Spirited Away,” etc.
My favourite song? Well, you sorta have to hear me sing it, but I’ll type it.
Something had changed within me
something is not the same
I’m through with playing by the rules
of someone else’s game
too late for second guesses
to late to go back to sleep
it’s time to trust my instincts
close my eyes
and leap
It’s time to try defying gravity
I think I’ll try defying gravity
and you can’t bring me down
Elphie: Glinda, come with me. Think of what we could do. Unlimited, our futures are unlimited, together we’ll be the greatest team there’s ever been, Glinda, dreams the way we planned them
Glinda: If we work in tandum
Both: There’s now fight we cannot win, just by defying gravity, it’s time to try defying gravity
Elphie: They’ll never bring us down. Well, are you coming?
Glinda: I hope your happy, now that you’re choosing this
Elphie: You do? I hope it brings you bliss
Both: I really hopw you get it and you don’t live to regret it
I hope your happy in the end, I hope your happy, my… friend…
Elphie: So if you care to find me, look to the wstern skies, as someone told me lately, everyone deserves a chance to fly, and if I’m flying solo, at least I’m flying free, don’t try to ground me, take a message back from me, tell them how I am defying gravity, I’m flying high, defying gravity, and you can’t bring me down!
Townspeople: Look at her, she’s wicked! No one mourns the wicked! So we have to bring her…
Elphie: SCREEEEEECH!
All: DOWN!
Yes, I have memorized it.
oh is that from wicked? i’d like to see that.
i read the book but i haven’t seen the musical..
yay phoebe! all hail her memorization skills that allow her to give us lyrics yes whee fun!
i am extremely bored right now. it’s not even really boredom…i just…don’t…care…and…need…something…to…do…that…i…
don’t…consider…a…waste…of…time.
which is why i’m here. ta da!!!
been lurking for a while actually…the GAPAs were out frolicking before…been throwing virtual paper crumples in virtual trash cans. what fun.
arr grr rar
Grant: Pwt is a boy. He is wearing Egyptian male garb. I bet you got your ladylove out on a date, huh?
Phoebe: Cool. I admire your talents.
see? i knew poor Pwt was a boy. now that that is cleared up i no longer will refer to him as he/she/it on the rpg. he is he and that is that. hmph….
She’s a girl!!!!!!!!!!! Grrrrrrrr!!!! The poor girl, she just wants to catch a bird and cook it for dinner, doesn’t that prove she’s a girl? No man would want a bird to cook, and no man would ever be that persevering. She’s a girl!!!!!
Shrok’s an alien! From Pluto! On pluto they don’t have genders! They just call everybody shrok!!!
Ex. Pwt is a Muse. Shrok chases Crraw.
Shrok being the pronoun referring to Pwt.
See? simple!
oh no. musers can’t seem to get enough of neverending arguments, eh? XXD. much sorry. mutt did her issapeering act again. -shiftyeyes-
boys=stupid
stupid=pointless repetition
pointless repetition=chasing a bird around with a net when it is immortal so therefore you could not possibly eat it.
chasing a bird around with a net when it is immortal so therefore you could not possibly eat it=root-Pwt
therefore Pwt=boy
pwt is a boy. dont insult him.
I wasn’t saying Pwt was a girl. i was saying, correctly, that Pwt was, is, and ever shall be a guy. If Pwt was a girl, some sort of shirt would be in order because it’s a children’s comic. Even though I like it, it’s a children’s comic.
You are correct. I have obtained a date for Friday. I will let you know how it goes.
Can’t talk much right now.
In Chinese, there’s one word (at least spoken) for he/she/it: ta. Very simple.
convenient! like SHROK!!! which i spleled rong on the muse rpg.
oh vell.
Pwt is the embodiment of the Muser’s love of debate. How’s that?
ta…shrok…shrok..ta…SHROKTA!!!!!
SHROKTA SHROKTA!!!
Actually, House of Flying Daggers was Chinese( except one of tha actors was Japanese) but as long as the movie’s good, that’s what matters! XD
I always though Pwt was a boy, but what do I know? I thought Mimi was male for about a year.
Yeah, so did I. Pretty obvious that Bo is a girl, though. I should tecnically be going to bed now but so what?
Yeah, so did I. Pretty obvious that Bo is a girl, though. I should tecnically be going to bed now. I shall post a bit more and then ta ta. L’hitraot. Lyla tov.
Chalomot pas, Phoenix
Heehee. Wasn’t the cow thing brilliant.
♥
How do u do the ae thing?
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cool.
attack M&M, slap Usher, smack 50 cent, and kick snoop-dog.
Something makes me want to slap,
do you know what it is? It is rap!
Is note-less, and grotesque,
exactly how do you ace a history test?
A-C. New name. YAY!!
Why am I listed on the “Who’s here” page as possibly RRF? We’re friends, not the same person. Meh. You son of a silly person, you.
It’s very cold out there in the woods, because I couldn’t find my gloves. I think someone pinched them. I ran cold water on my hands and it felt warm. Scary.
Boo rap. It’s snowy here. 8 inches or something. YAAAAAY!!!
we’ve dwindled to about a quarter of an inch. lots of ice though…
meh i feel jealous. i wants snow! which is why i’m going to florida in two days.
not.
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so bored…
I’m bored.
Cold water is always warm.
Or is it?
That was cryptic…
Oooooo…
I might as well go whole hog and for post #300.
I’m still bored, and I have nothing worth saying excet that we’re at 300 posts already and it isn’t even the 15th. Go us.
Why are you out in the woods? and why on earth would somone pinch your gloves? that’s mean!
Yo, Phoenix, are you any relation to the “Phoenix of Maymond” whose letter got printed in the January 2005 Muse (the crime one, which, by the way, has tons of good info on the untrustworthyness of most evidence)?
Reading old muses is how I spent my first day of finals when I really really should be studying for tests…
I had to walk the dog, and I think my bro took them, mistaking them for his. He probably left his in el carro and took mine.
&heart; &heart; &heart;
Hee hee hee! Grant’s high on life.
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES!!!!!!!!
12 inches of snow and still goin! there will be
bloodSKIING tonight!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *dances around in circles* mwahahahahahahahahahaha! i love&heart; living in the mountains………..ok, the whole ‘skiing tonight’ thing ment this weekend. &heart;
And that quote came from the princess bride….. you know, ‘there will be blood tonight’ whatshis name said it, the guy who played the one spanish person…. hehehe…
YESSSSSS!!!! GO HOKEY POKEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
actually it’s Inigo Montoya, played by Mandy Patinkin, but his name is really HOKEY POKEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hello. My name is Hokey Pokey. You killed my father. Prepare to dance!
we usually get next to no snow this time of year, but we got more this year. it snowed today so we got out of school early so no 6th period! Yeahhhhhhhhhhh! im so bored
i hate my computer and it hates me.
you got out of skool early cuz it snowed??? what’s up with that? I wanna get out of skool! It snowed today. well…a slushy rain type of snow but whatever!
Yay, only one more final and then school’s over.
Of course, our english teacher did assign us a out-of-class, group project for over the break..
And my quartet needs to reherse over the break…
And the geometry final was harder than I was expecting and I think I was the last one to finish so I hope I didn’t do something stupid.. I know that I did get at least one problem wrong…
I don’t know, I feel stupid today. Not to mention incompetent.
And the last time it snowed in the daytime here, like, real snow that you can throw at people, I was five.
Of course, if it even ices over a little here we don’t have school, but still…
Meh. We never get snow days here. It snowed two feet a few years ago and we STILL had to go to skool.
I have never been published by Muse. I send letters to Muse under the name ‘Phoenix’ or Tree, which is my name.
Dayom! Reeeeeaaaally wet snow out there! In trying to build my moai out of snow, I have managed to make myself tired before 6:00! Now my back hurts.
Tengo una cita caliente tomorrow night!
Oh, an I heart The Princess Bride, especially Inigo Montoya, the ROUS, and COunt Ruegen. In the book Prince Humperdink is cool and Ruegen is not, in the movie Ruegen is cool and Humperdink is not. The ROUS are always cool. I can recite almost the whole movie word for word. Pretty obsessive, but fun.
yes! obssessive quoters unite! I LOVE reciting movies! It makes people see the truth that i’m insane and avoid me, leaving only the truly froody behind.
plus it’s fun…and it gives you an excuse to watch movies five times over…
Yay, school’s out.
On the other hand, the cursor on the museblog has picked up a little thingy that sticks to the top of it as I type and is kind of annoying… sort of like a flagpole with a miniscule flag…
My hands are cold.
Minuscule, please. (Editors will be editors.)
I have a snow day! Wheeeeeee!
oops, sorry.
And it’s still doing it…
Same here! Doesn’t matter though, as long as it doesn’t interfere with my message.
Esta noche!!!! Yee hee hee hee hee! ♥
(refering to comment 311)yes, I think they were scared that it would snow too much and we would get stuck in school. Today we got a delayed opening becuase we got some ice. The’re supposed to announce it at 5:30 or something but they annouced it really late so some people were on the bus already. then of course there’s me, i woke up at 8:30 thinking ” wow, i actually woke up by myself, we must have gotten a delay”
wow, i just realized i could get to the bottom of the thread by clicking on “add your own’ i was scrolling down, and that takes forever on long threads.
Oh, wow, I didn’t know that, thanks Em.
And I’ve been on here how many months?
what is clicking on “subscribe to the commnts via RSS feed” supposed to do? because i get an error message when i click on it.
*sniff* thank you lizzie, i feel so special now
what is WordPress? i feel so ignorant!
I have no idea what wordpress is. Where did you see it?
Or google is good..
Em, WordPress is the software we use for the blog.
Nothing to say. Now I am moving books to my new room! yaay!
Hmm, that’s odd, because when I click “add your own” it doesn’t do anything. I guess my computer hates me. Just like my old answering machine. The telephone would ring, and on the second ring I’d pick up, and so would the answering machine. Even if I waited, the answering machine would always pick up at the exact same time I did. After about 200 times, I’d feel like taking an axe to it, but I didn’t have to take any messages until we got a new answering machine. Man, I hated that thing. If anyone has an answering machine like that, destroy it before it succeeds in leeching out your patience, and, if you let it, your soul!
♫ I feel good, I feel bad.
I feel happy, I feel sad.
Am I in love?
I must be in love! ♫
That song was by the Rutles, by the way.
never heard of that group…. g2g!!!! (breakfast time!!)
Weren’t the Rutles the Beatles parody by Monty Python?
my computer hates me too
the following is a quote from the comic strip Bloom County, not my own words:
Mr. Chairman, you are WHIPPED.
Although admittedly you seem to be enjoying it.
No, the Rutles were a parody of the Beatles by Eric Idle, George Harrisson, and various SNL cast members. I am not whipped! I am invincible! Can’t touch this! I’m going to jump off a wall and dragon-kick you in the FACE!!! Even though I don’t know martial arts, I will take you down! And mi amigo Travis will deck you with his h4xing skeelz! By the way, people on the Harry Potter forum, I was not Nero Rhodes. That was Travis. Travis is not a good person to piss off. Travis says, “No wonder Grant doesn’t think much of you guys. You’re no fun and you rejected my application for no reason. Your plot sucks. Enjoy my eternal wrath.”
Honestly. He told me to say that.
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:spam:
*Phoenix promtly grabs USECGO’s incoming ankle and flips him, causing him to fly off into the stratosphere* mwahahaha! I have thwarted the Chairman’s puny attempt to vitually dragon-kick me!
Honestly, why are you so angry about being put on probation? It’s not such a bad thing. You shouldn’t spam people in revenge… [long sermon about ethics and morals delted by the admins]
[Actually, we didn’t, and we probably wouldn’t have if there had been one. Long, moralistic sermons are fine with us. But we’ll agree that this one is probably better left to your imaginations. –Admins.]
just saw Newsies, featuring Zyviva, whose parents let her actually act. lucky. It was quite good.
You know what’s idiotic? I don’t get out of school until Friday. And I have a math test because “it’s just works out that way, and you kids get a review packet for homework too!”
Fie upon you Mr. Fain. Fie upon you.
D:
A few random questions:
What does Url stand for, and what happens if I change it? Why does a cannot find server appear when I click on my name?
AF2,
URI stands for “Uniform Resource Identifier.” It’s the same thing as a URL (Uniform Resource Locator, i.e., a Web address). Please leave that part of the form blank. Your browser has been automatically filling it with part of a Web address. Some browsers guess the rest and (rightly or wrongly) go to a site about milk. Others aren’t as good as guessing and return an error message. Either way, we don’t need that information, and it just causes problems for Rosanne and me. We’ll eliminate that part of the form once we learn more about using our GAPA powers.
–Robert
Speaking of marshal arts, I went to a holiday party at Sensei’s house last night. We got 2 swim at night;it was cool.
And there was lots of choklit.
Last night I went to bed at 9:15 and dreamed about sharpshinned hawks and passing out sudoku puzzles.
My throat hurts.
NEWSFLASH! Zyvia testified (truly) that the directors of the musicals, if you tell them you are shomer n’giah (can’t touch boys), will place you in the middle of girls and give you no coed dancing parts, so as soon as I find a play I want to be in, I CAN ACT! Well, if I can find some way to pay the admission fee. BUT I CAN ACT! I am so happeeeeeeeeeeeeee.
Meh. Our Sensei doesn’t let us swim anywhere. Mainly because its -6 degrees farenheit over here. Heehee. We did get cookies last class, though.
Wonderful, Grant. Wonderful. Tell Travis to stop being an eejit. And just so you know, your Grant character will be available for the Yule Ball and forth, because Lola misses you. Tell Travis to quit it ’cause otherwise your computer will be eternally banned.
yay, cookies.
Starts with c, you know.
Been away too long…
Darn flaggy thing.
A-C (or whatever she calls herself) is now in Oregon (yes, Oregon) with her family and a firewall that blocks almost every good site out there, including MuseBlog. (We were agonizing on the phone about this all last night.) Luckily, she can still get on NationStates, or she says she’ll go totally insane…
This is Zara-mun posting on Phoebe’s account, btw.
Why do you and ‘Travis’ have the same IP address, then, Grant? That’s why we rejected the app, you know. Well, that and the perfect!genius!Sue part.
No, you didn’t Phoenix, because I didn’t even try. I was making an idle threat. Don’t take them so seriously or I’ll render you impotent. And I am angry at being put on probation because it was for speaking my mind! I was merely expressing an opinion of how freaking slow the plot is, which is called freedom of speech, a natural right protected by the first amendment to the Constitution of the United States!
But that was not me spamming. I repeat, that was my friend Travis. He sure had fun with that. Now he’s celebrating his status of “malicious spammer.” Please. You could say “people who are angry at groundless rejection of their application and have nothing better to do.”
I admit, I gave him the idea for the name, but I did not write the application. He’s not very imaginative, is Travis, and needed help, so I helped. I’m nice like that. He couldn’t even come up with a good name for his word processor he’s programming (originally called “Codepad). I told him his name was teeeerrible, so I gave him some ideas. “Travis, that’s so unoriginal. Why not name it something cool, like….Writepad.” (Here I was being sarcastic.) His eyes lit up, like a child on Christmas morn. “WritePad!!!! Wow!!!!!!” I then gave him some better names, such as “PenPro,” “GlyphGram,” and “VirtScribe.”
So Travis had tons-o-fun with your board. He said it made his Saturday, or Sunday, or whenever. I forgot when he did it.
Yeah, we just explained… He was being a Sparklypooer. Anyway, deal with him or you get to pay. He’s your friend.
Plus, Eric Gaul was you.
Musebloggers: Sorry to jam up all this space with our Pottertalk, but we have an issue to resolve that can’t go on the Message Board.
YOU stop taking everything I say so seriously, Grant, I was just having fun.And render me impotent in what way?
I am about to burst into random song:
oh, high times, hard times
sometimes the living is sweet
and somtimes there’s nothing to eat
but I always land on my feet!
so when there’s hard times
I wait for good times to shine
and I put on my best and I throw out my chest and I’m off to the racetrack again!
—Meda the Medowlark from Newsies
Hallo, Musebloggers!
Phoebe’s told me lots about how awesome you guys are. I used to read Muse a lot, but haven’t been recently. I guess I should start again, as I kind of miss it. Good ol’ Muse…
-Zara/Zallie
PS – Grant,
If I recall correctly, you said something along the lines of ‘I’m really depressend and taking a break now, kthanxbai!’ which makes it seem like it’s your idea, dontcha think?
We put you on probation for a combination of reasons, most of which have nothing to do with your constitutional rights, as I’ve explained several times.
Every word processor in the world must now be renamed LAAAevilevil. Because I feel like it, and because I want to save Travis from word-processor name doom.
Phoenix seems to have a lot of Muser friends. Lucky.
No, Pheonix is just good at convincing people.
We only like her for the chocolate…….I mean, we love Pheonix for being herself!
I know, I feel lucky. Welcome, Zara, which is what I will call you so as not to get confused! Maybe Adon Moreh should set up a thread on your RP so you can argue with Grant to your heart’s content.
Sha, I’m getting paid big bucks to do this!
Ta, Phoenix. Is there another Zallie or something? Allie? Callie?
Heh, that thread’d be cool by me, although I think we’re nearly done. Hopefully. *crosses fingers*
I’m with you there, Zallie.
Ahem! Could certain MuseBloggers please change the subject to something a bit less exclusive, please?
okay, sorry. eh, marshmallows. Marshmallows and hot choklit.
Ick. I don’t like marshmallows.
i agree with lizzie. marshmellows are nasty.
The other night, my little brother got out marshmallows that were so stale, they were like little rocks. He and my big brother ended up having a rock hard marshmallow war. Every time a marshmallow hit the floor, it would chip. We ended up spending a really long time trying to get all the marshmallow peices up.
Marshmallows are nasty and artificial… but I must admit they do taste good in hot chocolate! I bet they take ages to decompose and are extremely bad for the enviroment.
ah… what a great subject, marshmellows. I’m sure ever muser in the world dreams of coming on a blog and chatting marshmellows with their fellow musers. if only they knew…
I had rock hard marshmellows once. I was saving them for a special occasion, and I saved them for a bit too long. So I put them in some hot chocolate. They weren’t too bad.
Hot chocolate is one of the best perks of winter.
No you have not! You have not explained!! After I complained about the board, saying, “This plot is so freaking slow!!!! Nothing happens! Scenes that go nowhere!!! Ooh, look,” blah blah blah, Grant’s tired of this, I got a message simply saying, “That’s how you feel about this board? Ok, you are on probation for a couple weeks.” At this point I went to dunk my head in a bucket of ice water. Admittedly it was my idea to take a break, but then you made my acount inactive. I was planning to come back after I cooled off, and you made that impossible, which set off the reaction of me telling my friend about the board, him applying, you rejecting, etc., so basically the spamming is YOUR FAULT!!!!!
Storytime! Once there was a farmer who had an old donkey. One day this donkey falls down his well. The farmer decides it will take too much effort to get the donkey back again, and the donkey is old anyway, so he’s going to fill in the well. So the farmer takes a shovel and a pile of dirt and begins to fill in the well. The donkey makes a dreadful row when it realizes what’s happening, but after 2 minutes it stops. The farmer looks down as he fills in the well, and the donkey is shaking off the dirt and taking a step up each time. The farmer finishes filling in the well and the donkey gets out and runs off. There was a really motivational moral here, but I don’t remember it. So after a while the donkey comes back and bites the farmer for trying to cover him up. The wound gets infected and the farmer dies. Moral: no matter how hard you try to cover your (other word for donkey), it will always come back to bite you.
If you want anything further from me, I refuse to take any more space here, so email me. If you’re on the HP board of admin, you will know what it is.
hey, hey. Calmness. I will be the mint distributer. *hands Grant a mint*. Okay. Obviously it WAS your idea, why don’t you just ask to be let back on instead of spamming?
can we not talk about marshmellows or the HP board of admin or whatever that is?
hey, hey. Calmness. I will be the mint distributer. *hands Grant a mint*. Okay. Obviously it WAS your idea, why don’t you just ask to be let back on instead of spamming? We are all Musers here. *deftly blocks incoming pie*
Anyway, today Zyviva and another friend of mine were making a boat for physics class. In the middle some boys came over and told us that, with the air chambers, it looked like a chicken, so we called it the Floating Chicken or Chicken of the Sea. It floated nicely, but unfortunately when we tried to fix an imperfection after its test voyage, the bad quality clay started to flake off. The entire thing collapsed, so as not to get a bad grade our group is writing a mock builders’ report about how we need more funding, and we included the nessesary info and how we calculated it out. The teacher said it was okay, I hope we don’t fail…
I do not like marshmallows.
What are we supposed to talk about then?
Can we do a blog-wide RPG? Not like the one with all the Muses (which I haven’t been on in AGES) but… I dunno. Maybe like a fantasy-type one? Ideas welcome.
Jen the Weredragon!
Heh. Right. Will do, as soon as I dunk my head in a bucket of icy water.
Back on topic now: I do not eat marshmallows, as I do not eat animal products, except for fish sometimes.
PS – Thank you Phoenix.
Ok… That clears everything up…sorta…not really…
Convientiently enough, we don’t want anything else from you.
Dude-man! Aren’t you listening, Phoenix? Are those flaps on the side of your head working?? I did not spam! It was my friend!!!! Use your ears!!
Unless you haven’t gotten it yet, you aren’t banned yet. Only if you and “Travis” post randomly all over the place again. Also, that will be hard for him because we banned his e-mail address.:lol:
Hey, don’t blame Phoenix, she was trying to help.
Oh, I’m sorry! I thought you said it was you spamming, Grant. I apologise. Have another mint, and I’ll try to pay more attention.
More random songs! My sister and I do this in duet, and this is my solo.
many nights we’ve prayed
with no proof anyone could hear
in our hearts a hopeful song we barely understood
now we are not afraid
although we know there’s much to fear
we’ve been moving mountains long before we knew we could
there can be miricles
when you belive
though hope is frail
it’s hard to kill
who knows what miricles
you can achive
when you belive
somehow you will
you will when you belive
Zallie- I LOVE YOU! :worship worship:
Okay, I’m calming down, but I adore anyone who is vegetarian/vegan. I haven;t yet, as my mother insists on feeding me carcass still, but one day, I swear…
Run on sentences are fun! AHAHAHA!
That’s all.
Actually, I think Phoenix was talking about spamming the MUSEBLOG, not the forums…
OOPS. I’m too slow.
Anyway, vegetarians are tres cool. Even if you aren’t one, you should get your mum to get organic meat/carcass. *wise nod* It’s yummier and better for everyone! …except for the animals.
Some things in life are bad,
they can really make you mad.
Other things just make you swear and curse.
When you’re chewing on life’s gristle,
Don’t grumble! give a whistle,
And this’ll help things turn out for the best!!! Aaaaaannnd……
Always look on the bright side of life! (whistles)
Always look on the right side of life! (whistles)
I don’t remember how to end Italics and I have to leave now to go on vacation. More of this awesome song to come on Saturday.
I’d never get enough protein if I was a vegetarian. Heehee.
Hey, all you have to do is refuse to eat the carcass. (At least, that worked for me…) I can’t be vegan. I love cheese too much. And eggs. And yogurt smoothies (which are actually insanely good). And… You get the point. I admire any bloggers who have the strength of will to go vegan. Wow.
MONTY PYTHON!!!! YEEE!!
Life’s a piece of s&%$
When you look at it
You must always face the curtain with a bow!
***
Always look on the bright side of death!
Just before you draw your terminal breath!
These are the only bits of the song I remember. I haven’t seen Life of Brian in so long…
That song was in Spamalot. I love Spamalot. (PATSY: Well, it’s not the sort of thing you say to a heavily armed Christian.) (Finland Finland Finland, that’s the country for meeeee) (traditional fish-shlapping song) Should that be on the Monty Python thread? Oh well.
Protein shakes. Some of them actually taste good too.
Grant: To do italics, you type (without the spaces) lessthansign i greaterthansign stuffyouwannawrite lessthansign /i greaterthansign.
Why do people insist upon talking about animal rights and being a vegetarian outside of Hot Topics? If you want to discuss it, go there, if you just want to mention that one doesn’t have to be a vegan, one can simply refuse to eat meat, could you please refrain from referring to meat as a “carcass”? Thank you, I just don’t like to hear people use fighting words, and then not be able to respond to it without making everybosy upset.
like this: (/i) except with triangle brackets.
Or, you could offer to cook your own meals. That worked for me.
I’ve considered going vegetarian before, and my brother is, but I like chicken soup a lot and… I don’t know. My family only eats white meat (poultry and fish) anyway…
I’m not really a vbegetarian, because the animal is already dead, ot eating it won’t help, and anyway, I keep Kosher, so I know it was humane. However, I cannot eat anything with like bones and fat in it, it just freaks me out.
yes, but if the demand for meat is diminished then fewer animals would be killed in the future, ideally, I think is the idea..
I don’t know, I just like to argue with everyone. MG and Phoenix, you’ve probably noticed that.
Yeah, but if one person didn’t eat meat, what diffference would it make?
yes. It’s okay, though, “political dicussions are good for the heart.”– Reldegan from the Belgariad
Vegetarianism is really about the principle- the idea of ingesting another creature- than really doing much of a boycott. In other words, people refuse to be part of something that devours the innards-erm- that is, that eats meat.
#400, I think? Yessssss Axa wins at life.
I guess none of you have ever had ptcha. Kind of tasteless, if you ask me.
Ptcha = jellied calf legs.
As my Judaics teacher so aptly put it, animals are here for us to eat.
I’ve had ptcha too! My grandmother used to make it. I like the gelatinous texture. I agree, the taste is pretty boring, though.
i was trying to get all of my randomness into one post. and anyway, nobody goes there anmore
Actually, I’m a vegetarian for the ‘wrong’ reasons, as my animal-activist friends keep telling me.
I don’t have a problem with eating the animals, so much as I don’t like eating processed/chemical-y foods. If I knew the meat I was eating was organic & fair trade, I’d eat it more often. However, where I live, organic meat is crazy expensive and kind of hard to find, so I just don’t eat any.
Animals aren’t her ust for us to eat. They help support the world. One purpose is to be eaten to feed other species; also for many other reasons. I am not so self-centered as to belive that animals are JUST here to serve us.
I don’t like the tast of meat, and I don’t like eating another animal. It feels…weird, somehow. I’m not saying that everyone has to be a vegetarian or something.
What exactly was the point of the “Hot Topics” thread, since we just argue everywhere else anyway? And vegetarianism isn’t much of a hot topic, in my opinion. Vegetarians and omnivores pretty much live and let live.
Then maybe we could talk about this over in food? I could actually give a lot of Hot Topic answers about why it isn’t wrong to eat meat, but no one wants to hear that. I’m also feeling very lazy.
: corrals all to Hot Topics/ Food : Yes run.
Watch. I am going to get Zyviva’s attention:
Someone: lets all go kill some random whales…
Zyviva: noooooooooo! *jumps on guy and starts pounding him*
well, actually, if we want to get technical, other animals are here to reproduce and make little animals to ensure the continuation of their species…
Hey everybody! This is my first time posting on the blog, but I have been lurking around awhile (he he!) Please note that I am NOT the “random moose person” returned. I just think moose are cool. Just so everybody knows, I like my fur on the animal. I’m currently divided about the “to eat (meat) or not to eat” issue. A lot of meat animals are kept in cruel conditions, but some are not. The actual killing process, if done correctly is very humane, but the animal doesn’t get to live out it’s natural lifespan! Cows are at killed at like, what, three?! Still meat does taste pretty good… Happy Christmas! (That’s CHRISTmas by the way.)
What do you mean (on the calendar) Hanakkah Haunakah Hannakah AAAAH! How do you spell that!? It’s driving me crazy! Anyway, what do you mean -insert holidy here- is 3 days? It’s eight days for the eight day the oil burned.
(1) You spell it with Hebrew letters, but then most MuseBloggers (and this Administrator) wouldn’t be able to read it.
(2) It lasts eight days, but it starts three days from now. Tomorrow the calendar will say “two days.” Wait and see.
Oh, and welcome to the blog! It’s always exciting when lurkers come out of the cold.
This is odd, and probably is a sign of a sick mind, but I thought it was funny. A friend of mine posted this picture on her Xanga. It showed Santa in a little boy’s house, delivering presents. The little boy was on the stair case, watching Santa. Santa was turned around looking at the little boy, with his mouth open. At the bottom it said “I’m sorry you saw me, Timmy. Now I have to kill you.”
for some reason, that struck me as really funny. Just the thought of wonderful sweet Santa, going to kill all who laid eyes on him. I laughed about it all day. My mother is now convinced that I need deep psychological help.
Velcome to our evil little home!!
MWAHAHA.
i know we have a recent posts section, but can we have a popular posts section, too? its really annoying to have to look all those up.
that time is off by 1 hour. is it supposed to be my time?
The blog’s clock is currently set to Central Standard Time, because a lot of MuseBloggers live in the Midwest. If you’re on Eastern or Mountain time, you’ll just have to make mental adjustments. To display your time, MuseBlog would have to tap into your computer–something I don’t think it knows how to do.
It better not know how to tap into our computers..
Don’t worry–WordPress knows that if it misbehaves, I’ll smack it down good and hard. But I really don’t think it’s capable of doing anything sinister. There are options to create cookies that would tell you things like which posts you haven’t seen yet, but I haven’t installed them. I don’t want to be responsible for leaving muddy footprints all over other people’s computers.
but what about having links to threads like “books and movies” (popular threads)on the homepage?
That’s sort of what “Keep These Threads Alive” does. And, of course, you can see all the topics in the Archives.
I have one thing to say to you all.
OMG YAYS!!!!!111111oneoneone3859723_tsogihmvahimweaa
I have completed my mathssssss. I just need to dispense the presents and drag through another day until VACATION!
AXA WINS AT LIFE AGAIN!
here is how you speel Hannuka in Hebrew:
×—× ×•×›×”
Unfortunately, the letter on the far right is unpronouncable in English.
my elbow hurts when I bend it. I think I’m getting tendonitis in it or something. What’s weird is that it isn’t the one that’s been bothering me for the past month or so (my bow arm) but the other one and I don’t know why it doesn’t like me all of the sudden..
Bonjour le monde,
Yo acabo escribir an essay. Je n’aime escribir essays. A mi me no gusta devoir, either.
Ha ha, here’s me being crazy and speaking in three different languages…
Meh.
Who here likes Calvin and Hobbes comics?
Anyone? Anyone?
Bueller?
etc.
Better go before my pc can’t handle the randomness…
Not completely unpronouncable. Just very hard if you haven’t grown up saying it. It’s weird to think that to other people, Hebrew is just a load of strange symbols, like Greek is to me.
I like Clavin and Hobbes! I love Calvin’s snowmen, and I jsut want to hug Hobbes.
I love Calvin and Hobbes!!!! I have a couple of the comic books. Also, Phoenix: how did you type in Hebrew? I can’t read Hebrew letters at all, but I can say some stuff. Except I don’t know what most of it means… My father’s side of the family is Jewish (by race) so we celebrate most Jewish holidays. My uncle can speak Hebrew fairly well, and my father can a little. Shabbot Shalom! (I’m almost certain I spelled that wrong too.)
That was fine. Although Shabbat isn’t until tomorrow night.
Pheonix, I can’t see the hebrew letters. What did you say?
Lilah Tov Koolam.
I spelled Chanuka. I typed in Hebrew by going on to Word and selecting ‘symbols’ and they copy-pasting. hehe. I love Hobbes too.
I love calvin & hobbes too! i have nothing original to say!
Yay, I love Calvin and Hobbes; I think we have all of the books.
eek. i love calvin and hobbes except when my brother starts ranting about it. Mine is a secret love, because if james ever found out i would have no peace for the rest of his days. he just lives to quote those comics. and he can’t quote either. he always messes up. grr…
GUYS I FINALLY SAW NARNIA YESS but more about that on books+movies.
I’ve been in florida btw. w/my grandparents. Tea, shouts of “Blimey!” and soccer. yessssssssss. fun stuff. actually it’s “football” but whatever. we got the world cup dates+times so we can watch the good games. of course that’s in june, so it’s a bit early….
AAANYWAY!!!!! going to books+movies! YES! I AM! CUZ I SAW NARNIA!!!! WOOHOO!!!!!!!!
I know Shabbat isn’t until tonight, but that’s pretty much the only Hebrew thing I can say that I can translate, so I figured I might as well post it while the subject is up. Well, I could have just said shalom. Shalom!
HAPPY FESTIVUS!!!!!! why is there no Festivus thread?
Whippee skippy! The Yule Ball has started on my site! Even if you aren’t allowed to post, just looking is fun!
By the way, Yiddish is way cool. There are words for everthing that there should be words for in English, but there aren’t. Like different words for different varieties of idiots. I think flamablamablous = likely to potz.
I meant “plotz”. Sorry. I need to do a spell check.
Alas, Axa has no link for said site :coughhintcough:
Woe is me.
It’s: hmstrdumbledore.proboards57.com
No worries, GAPA, there isn’t any contact info.
SQUEEEEEEEEEEE!
Ok. So, I’m guessing you have all read a smashing book by the name of “The Watsons Go To Birmingham.” Am I right? If not, go out and read it right now.
The point is, this year’s class play is about the Civil Rights Movement. You know, when the schools were intergrated for African Americans and all that. The book “The Watsons GO To Birmingham” is all about that, especially one instance where a African American church in Birmingham got blown up by a gang of crazy Caucasian guys. Am I right? Yes. In “The Watsons Go To Birmingham,” the main character is a kid named Kenny. Am I right? Yes. In our play, our teacher converted Kenny’s character to a girl. Am I right? Yes. Who gets to play her?
MMMMMMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!
(Am I right? Yes.)
-Phoebe
Ah Proboards. Me luff. ♥
Woo, Phoebe. Nice job!
I’m gonna look up cavefish.net and see of the Dark Waters: Random Thoughts of A Teenage Cavefish comes up.
Hey, I had a really good idea. I make a Notscape page on Microworlds (computer programming for the simple minded) and I put it on CDs and send them to the MFP!
guys i think phoebe just might be right…
I’m having a lovely time being extremely bored…yay all hail the boredom. not. so i’ve come to the very not-boring museblog. yay what fun…
i have to do my outline+bibliography today. oh joy. i wish i could just make the whole thing up instead of the whole notecard thing…note cards eevil. die die die. oh vell. *sigh* get ready for some rants about the utter uselessness of life, the universe, and everything. And the complete tyranny of the evil overlord lamuth. And then ask me why i’m doing it on Christmas Eve and hear the response that I probably won’t get anything done today anyway, and ask why i bother then and see my blank stare and then I’ll think wow. that’s a good idea! And watch me abandon my work to go frolic in the nonexistant snow. And then watch me realize that the snow is a figment of my imagination and watch me fall to the ground in despair. And then get hit with a snowball, and realize that pretty much everything i actually care about is a figment of my imagination. And get slushy and wet. And go drink hot choklit and sing christmas songs. And then get hit with more snowballs from angry procrastinators who haven’t decorated their trees yet and would like to do that (we just did ours this morning
) And then wonder why Ebeth is sitting here planning your life out for you and realize that it’s because she really has nothing better to do. Or rather that she does, but she doesn’t feel like doing it. And hit her with a snowball to make her go away. And then….*gets hit with hundreds of virtual snowballs*
my evil english teacher assined us a buncha essay tests due the day we got back. I HATE MY ENGLISH TEACHER AND IF YOU DIDN’T GET HW I HATE YOU TOO GRRRRRR DEATH TO-
GABA- hey,we’re all musers here. all musers are equal.
napoleon disguised as innocent museblogger bobby- all musers are equal but some musers are more equal than others.
GAPA- (pies napoleon) evil pigs should stay in their evil books.
Lord of the flies- i find that statement very insulting.
GAPA- (pies LOTF) there, now we can-
LOTF- mwa ha ha your puny pies do not harm me. i am the very essense of evil itself.
GAPA- (zaps all of LOTF’s posts) but i am the Great and Powerful Administrator.
ramdom museblogger- can we eat napoleon?
GAPA- no, because he was disguised as innocent museblogger bobby, and i can’t track him. but feel free to roast his virtual remains.
see? english is taking over my brain.(if you didn’t understand this its because you have never read the lord of the flies or animal farm)
Bwahaha Ebeth, that was what I had to do a couple months ago, whilst the rest of Museblog frolicked joyously in their citation free existance. But HARK! Now Axa has finished and it is youuuuu who must suffer the all encompassing wrath that is…OUTLINING! AHAHAHAAAA! I WIN!!!
Okay I’m done.
mwahaha lotf…i had to do an extra project on that last year cuz my teacher thought i was smart. she needed something to do w/me cuz i got through all the ridiculously easy assignments she gave us and then “distracted” my friends (who were already done too but usually pretended they were still working on it-smart peoples *sigh*) i have a deep hatred against that book. *hiss* A because i had to do a stupid extra credit project on it and B because it’s stuffed with symbolism and warnings and psychological studies and all that other good stuff. blech. I learned to hold on to my worksheets eventually though, and teer was stuck with me. mwahaha. poor teer *evil smile* we skooled her. she had no idea what to do with us.
well, nice little memory time over now. i’m sure you’re all glad about the insightful look into my recent history.
y’know what, i think english teachers are just an evil breed of aliens out to control the earth. and then a couple nice ones got mixed in by mistake. but i’ve had baaaad luck with english teachers.
yes if you can’t tell, procrastination skills come once again to the rescue. I’m supposed to be cleaning my room. It takes me about five minutes but my mom thinks it takes an hour, because she cleans slowly (and possibly more thoroughly…
*ahem*) well at least i can make it look cleaned in about five minutes.
now that you’re done reading about my fascinating cleaning habits, i shall ramble about…erm….stuff. somewhere else. or maybe i’ll finish my room first. hoom…decisions, decisions…
So anyway, if I start calling everyone Byron or Joey and talking in a southern accent, it’s normal. Well, not normal, but don’t be too alarmed.
Ebeth, try reading “All the Creatures Great and Small.” Gruesome book it is.
Ah! Yoda speak!
yaaaaay I ♥ yoda!!!!!
Maybe we should have a “Complain about Deep Philisophical Books That Were Assigned For Your Further Torture In English Here” thread…
*gasp* and my room is semi-clean now so i won’t get in major trouble for being on the comp. huzzah!!!
Congratulations, Phoebe!
The Watsons are African-American, aren’t they? Are you? Are any other of you MuseBloggers? Just curious.
nope. half the people at my skool are either af-am or hispanic.
hey, i think we should have a skool thread too. we could call it “evil mutant substitutes from marz and other skool crap/stuff”then i could tell you all about my stange english teacher and my wierd subs and all of the strange things my friends and i come up with. he he he…
Hahaha! Ebeth, very funny discussion between LOTF, GAPA and random museblogger! For some reason I imagine it as a conversation between sock puppets. Napoleon is hiding behind your back.
ooh yes! skool thread GAPA? pwease? (mwahaha)
i get to stay up until 10 tonight, which means i’ll be up until about 11 or 11:30 (usually i get to stay up until 9:30 and i’m up until 10:30 or 11) of course it’s christmas eve so i’ll be up all night anyway…i’m going to try to keep possession of the comp tonight so i can say merry christmas to y’all first thing. *fingerscrossed* yeah, christmas eve is a traditional stay-up-all-night night. along with new years eve, the day before my b-day, day before easter, and pretty much every day during the summer. i’m nocturnal. whooooo whoooooooo no i’m not an owl. although i did pretend i was an owl a lot when i was little. why, i have no idea. owls are cool.
so are lizards!!! i bought a mini lizard thingamajig in florida. in st. armand’s, in this little shop that was going out of business. it was only like a dollar or something. it’s pretty cool. yes it is precious. oh dear, gollum instincts rising. must…not…make…lizard…my…precious….aaah too late. anyhoo, why do i bring this up now? cuz i bought the thing and totally forgot about it until i found it in my backpack today. poor lizard… *sniff* i always bring backpacks on vacation for some reason. they’re better than suitcases.
i’m whitey-white-white-white. absolute whiteness. *sigh* oh well. I have a friend who’s african-american and jamacan and irish and loads of other cool stuff that i can’t remember…i’m irish. that’s pretty cool. and brit. didn’t we already go through this? maybe not. i thought we did. oh vell. I’m bored. randomly rambling. judging by the little bar thingy this post is way long enough so i’ll just say ho ho ho for your own safety avoid going shopping! 1-you will be trampled 2- you will suffocate from the cheesy santa jokes and squishies and whatever else and 3-you will die of overexposure to christmas music. Avoid the dangers. Danger…danger…death, doom, despair…aaaaaah….
Actually that was Em…
hey! that was me! ebeth and i are two entirely different people. maybe i should change my name to Emiliana… what do you mean, “napoleon is hiding behind your back”?
oops! Sorry about getting mixed up, EM!!
Change your name to Emiliana, but you can’t live in EmilyWorld. That’s MY home.
Oh, Em, the Napoleon sock puppet is hiding out there. I don’t really know that for sure, though. I just had a random flash on the topic.
It’s no big deal. Since he’s a sock puppet, he’s not such a bad guy.
I am back from vacation!!! Speaking of Calvin and Hobbes, I have a rare treasure: an autographed copy of “The Days are just Packed.” It’s about 2 yards to my right. On the title page, it says, “To Grant O******* with best wishes, BILL WATTERSON.” You probably don’t believe me. I swear on Kon-Tiki. I do.
Happy Christmas! I’m not a devout anything, but I think it’s ridiculous to declare war on a holiday. Consequently, I’ve decided to create an icon that may be used by all the holidays. I’ve sketched a picture of it and will send it in to Muse. May the Holiday Yak bring you joy this winter!
pssht. Beware GAPA rosanne. Sock Puppets can be the ultimate evil. Especially when created and brought to life by the evil Dr. L.B. AKA james my brother. *flashback*
Dr. L.B’s sock puppet: oofa rules!! da da da let’s sing I know a song that gets on everybody’s nerves!!! I know a song that gets on everybody’s nerves, everybody’s nerves, everybody’s nerves…*finishes song several times over* OOFA EEFA BEEFA BOOFA BEEZA BOOZA EEZA OOZA OOFA EEFA BEEFA BOOFA BEEZA BOOZA EEZA OOZA…
Ebeth: AAAAAAHHHH!!!!!!
*end of flashback*
*shudder* it was just a flashback..just a flashback…*deep breath*
um.. ok i was refering to napoleon, the pig, from animal farm. what are you refering to?
what is the EmilyWorld? why would i want to live there? emily is not my name.
oh now i know what you mean (i think)
The Napolean Sock Puppet? Isn’t he that dude who wanted to take over the world using an intricate plot involving 3700 bars of soap and one tiny elephant?
No, Emily can’t be your name, it’s my name. Wait, so your name really is Emiliana?
Why aren’t there any other Grants on here?? I only know one other, and he used to be my brother’s best friend. Aaaaaaahhhh. My girlfriend isn’t here. I wish she was, but she’s in Florida. Projecting affection: ♥♥♥. I wonder what they’re going to do for SNL tonight.
Press ‘Submit’ and submit to my power! Muhahahahahahahaha!
Boy that was corny. I just recived a major insult, by the by. I am at Sphinx’s house, and she just told me my name should be pronounced ‘phonics’. It is pronounced ‘fee-nix’! or, if you want to get tecnical, ‘foe-EE-nix’!
Sphinx: No, it’s Phone-Icks. Always Phone-Icks to me.
*Phoenix usurps keyboard* Evil! blasphemy! Phonics is the evil study of English pronounciation! Yuch! My name is not Phonics!
Sphinx: I’m not saying it’s Phonics. It’s Phone-Icks. *presses submit’
no, but i wish it was ♥
guess my name!
um… maybe because nobody’s name is grant? what, do you want us to change our names to grant?
Be quiet! I enjoy my name, but it would be nice to meet some people with the same name out there. By the way, notice how like nobody is named Dennis, Nigel, or Sviartaslov anymore? Give me some more names that aren’t in use in our generation! Isn’t it weird how names go through waves of popularity?
No Vladmirs around, either… Or Ekatrinas.
I am absolutely quiet. Not a sound escapes my lips. And yet you can all see my thoughts. aaah. we have the power…to converse without speaking….we must be mind reading aliens…i’m green…woot!!!
I know way too many people with my name.
“Sviartaslov?” never heard that one…
Th efunny thing is, my teacher chose to do a play on the Civil Rights movement when we have 2 African Americans or even half Arfiacan Americans in the class.
The name is actually Sviatislav — from the Slavic roots “svyat” (holy) and “slav” (glory). And the civil rights movement was important for everybody and is well worth understanding. It’s hard to imagine how different things used to be.
I had a brilliant idea. I’m going to adopt a kid from Arabia when I’m older and name him Kublai Khan.
??? Explain, please. Kublai Khan was a Mongol and ruled China. Where does Arabia come into it?
Hey, I’ve only ever heard it, during a Monty Pyton sketch. “And now, the world-famous performer, Sviatislav Richter, will perform Tchaikovsky’s 3rd Piano Concerto in Bb minor. During the performance, he will escape from a sack, a pair of handcuffs, and 3 padlocks.”
My friend is biracial. He can take anything the wrong way, and he does. One time, I’m saying in a creepy voice, “And so, the Black Morass swept across the s&so….”
Curtis: “What’s wrong with black, Grant?”
Me: “Ok, ok, the WHITE morass!”
Curtis: “Oh, so now you insult my mother!”
Me: “Dayom! The PURPLE morass then!”
Curtis: “My father likes purple!”
Me: “@$@%$@$!@!@#$*$%!@!!!!!”
He’s so funny. He does a perfect “YEAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!” like Li’l John. One time we did a skit with him acting like Li’l John in it. It was Celebrity Blackjack, and we wrote it for Drama Class. The cast:
Michael B.: Ben Stein
Curtis C.: Li’l John
Me: Annoying announcer, Josef Stalin
That was the best skit ever. Curits is actually his middle name. His full name is Anthony Curtis C*** Jr. He hates the name Anthony, so he goes by Curtis.
On the subject of names, I’m cursed with a name everyone insists on shortening. Alexandra. I am NOT Alex, Lexi, Al, Alexia, Alexandria, or Alexander. ALEXANDRA! Is it that hard? Jeez.
I also spend about twice the time writing my name, since I have 15 letters in all. So while I scribe my wonderful name, all the other students are already done with a few problems. Oy.
Of course, my name makes it easier to tell who my true friends are, as they would call me Alexandra, not Alex.
D:
I wonder why nobody has been remarking about my autographed comic book. They must be reeling in disbelief. Just kidding.
How it happened: My mom, Maurine, works with Jim Watterson, Bill Watterson’s father. He hears I’m the biggest Calvin and Hobbes fan who ever lived. (EVER LIVED!!!! NO DISPUTING!) He offers to get a book autographed. Bingo, bango, I have a signed book. (“Too bad the core took a direct hit! Too bad the radiation’s everywhere! Too bad I said ‘Bingo, bango!’ Who writes this junk????” -Dallas, Dreadzone announcer.)
My name is Jessica, and people automatically call me Jess. I don’t ask them or anything. I don’t mind, I just find it interesting that the brain will automatically shorten words to make them easier to say.
There’s really no nickname for “Grant.” Sometimes people call me Go, though, that being my initials. My middle name is strange and consequently I keep it hidden. On here I revel in anonymity, so it’s Ashbel. It’s my great-great grandfather’s name or something.
Hey, this thread is under Random Craziness, is it not?
Thank you for the application, Sphinx! A few people commented on it, so you can go back to the site and check on the subject to see.
Since my name is Amanda, people never try to shorten my name. I guess they could do Mandie, but I won’t let them. Only a few people have ever tried, and I set them in their place very quickly.
I dislike it when people call me “Liz”. My friend also insists on calling me “Wizzie-poo”… I’ve threatened to stop helping her with her math homework, but to no avail..
Have you noticed how practically no one has the first name “Adolf” or “Benedict” nowadays?
Adolf I can understand. But the new Pope took the name Benedict, I forget which number.
Happy Christmas, peoples.
Oh, that’s true, I forgot about that.. But Benedict drops off the chart of the baby name voyager in the mid 1970s..
who’d want to be named adolf after hitler?
people have sooo many nicknames for me. i really don’t care what people call me except beth. i don’t like that name. i dunno why, i just don’t.
ME!!!
Elizabeth
Ebeth
Liz
Lizzy
Bess (only choklithotpinkbunneez calls me that though.)
Lizard
Gecko
Monkey
Monkeygirl
My last name that will not be spoken on this site. people sometimes call me by my last name cuz there are toooo many elizabeths in our skool. None of them uses Ebeth though. mwahahaha
guyyyyyyysss I GOT THE SPAMALOT SOUNDTRACK FOR CHRISTMAS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! happy happy joy joy!!! Now if Mom+dad would take me to go see it…
haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaappy.
oh yeah and i’m going back to MI on the 6th. For the weeeeeekend. to see my fwiends. huzzah!!!
nobody ever has my name, and everone is always mispronoucing it, or misspelling it. i was in harry potter though, but then i died.
i was also in the great good thing, but that character was really lame.
we got that complete calvin and hobbes treasury!
ITS SO AWESOME!!!!!. thats cool grant, about your autographed copy.
Em, I was just being completely silly about Napoleon. Nevermind! He’s probably gone now.
I am sick and tired of waiting for my parents to approve the HP site. But I have a sense of honor, unlike some people on this blog *coughZyvivacough* so I cannot go on. I will post my charecter, which I have worked and reworked for six blazing months, right here. Don’t approve it or anything, just tell me what you think.
Name: Emily Greenbough
Age: about fifteen, though she never really talks about her age at all.
Physical appearnace: Emily is slightly small for her age both in hieght and wieght. She moves gracefully, has longish light brown hair with a slight wave, and bright green eyes. She has a long, jagged scar streching from elbow to wrist on her left forearm, and high cheekbones. She has the perpetual hint of a flush. Emily has the faintest bit of forest elven blood in her imaginable, but it still shows through her eyes. (I based her appearnce on the half-elven discription in the D&D Player’s Handbook)
Personality: Emily is a rogue. She goes against the grain, so to speak, and never does anything she is told to unless she really, really trusts you, weather because she sees her own opinions as superior or just simply because she hates being ordered around. She loves to play harmless tricks and enjoys wordplay. Emily is highly competitive but welcomes any ‘challengers’. She is very subtle and has a talent for fading both mentally and physically into the backround. She can usually wriggle her way out of anything. She loves water and forest, but is scared to death of flying. Quite antisocial.
Family: She lives in a small town called Avonshire and is somewhat on the poor side, although she has never minded and probably never will. Her parents are both wizards, although she gets her elven side from her father. She has twin sisters who are in thier third year, and her parents are vetirinarians for magical creatures.
Best subject: Potions, because she loves the idea of tiny changes affecting the overall outcome, and also the risk factor of having it blow up in your face.
Worst subject: DADA, because she dislikes the blunt methods. She prefers to use cleverness to avoid trouble, or charms as a last resort.
Least suitable house: probably Hufflepuff, because she dislikes thier straitfoward personality. She would rather find ways to lessen her work than to slog through it obsessivly.
Writing sample:
“You have got to be joking.”
Emily looked up in amusement at the bunch of white berries dangling from the the railing of a catwalk high among the beams of the great hall. It was quite a good one, but not somthing that would work on her. “All right, Jackie, you can come out now.”
The face of her best friend appeared over the railing, grinning. “Hi, Emily. I’m going to really get those poor kiddies this time. Good, eh?” From the cieling Emily could see her eyes, a bright, dancing blue. It was clear she meant business. Her gaze seemed to be resting on something behind the other girl.
“Crude,” She answered untruthfully, not noticing the direction Jackie’s gaze was taking. “Very crude. I don’t see how anyone could fall for it, actually–”
Emily got no further. She had never been kissed before in her life and did not find the experience particularly pleasant. She was quite thoroughly embarrassed before she managed to duck and roll out of range, darting up and away from her grinning antagonist like quicksilver. “JACKIE!”
No aswer. Giving the boy a look like poison, she stalked out of the hall, only allowing her laughter to break out when she was safely in the outside hall. Quite a good trick, really.
Finis. I reserve the right to use Sphinx’s writing sample idea because I gave it to her. Is it okay?
there’s this girl at my school who’s name is emily, and people have started calling her emmy. its driving me nuts because people used to call me emmy, and my family stil does sometimes. so everytime someone says that i think they’re talking to me.
phoenix- that last post of mine had absolutley nothing to do with your emily character, i posted it before i saw that.
HE HE ITS RAINING NOW I LOVE RAIN SO MUCH!!!!!!!!!!!
it’s okay.
By the by, Grant, I have read River God. Hated it. It was not very well written and had no plot. Have you read Sisters of the Raven? Now that is a good book.
Philistine! Nobody talks about River God that way! Did you read the one by Wilbur Smith? Because nobody can say that has no plot. *POWER FINGERRRRRRR!!!!!!!!* Its sequel, Warlock, is even better. If you read that and don’t like it, you are not really reading. It is very well written. *POWER FINGERRRRR!!!!!!*
Praise be to Dane Cook, almighty creator of the POWER FINGER!!!!
He is so freaking awesome.
The Chairman is hyper! The Chairman has eaten too many chocolate-covered coffee beans!!
SKYROCKETS IN FLIGHT! BEEEEEOOOOOOOOWEEEEEEEP! AFTERNOON DELIGHT!!!!!!!!
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahh!!!!!!! *screams, panics, and helplessly runs around in circles*
why?
Hold on, I read the one about the princess who is looking for her cousin who was taken away by the priests, and the boy who falls in love with a stream goddess and he promises to kill the river god for her. Maybe it is a differant one?
Well, her eis a narrative of Sisters of the Raven. It is about a world sort of like a cross between ancient Persia and semi-modern Muslim countries. In it, ther eis a very strict caste system. Highest are the mages– only men have magic– who are tied to a certain power (i.e. the Sun, the Earth, Blood, WInd, etc.) Blood, Sun, and Earth are the only magic that has not been lost in this book.
After that are the men, seperated by normal classes such as craftsmen, workers, nobles, etc.
Next are the women, on the approximate same level as the next caste, the slaves, who are a race called ‘subhuman’. Women are slaves to thier fathers, brothers, of husbands (or even sons) and that person can do whatever he wants with her. They are named when they get married, before that they are called according to thier birth (i.e. ‘Blank’s Second Daughter). The names they get have the suffix of Woman, Lady, Girl, or Concubine. The prefix is some random object. For instance, one charecter is named Red Silk Lady, another is Corn Tassel Woman.
Anyway, the book takes place in a time when magic is becoming extinct. This is a big problem because it will give the slaves, and the women, the power to rebel without fear. This is an even bigger problem (for the men) because the magic is reappearing– in the hands of women. SO, everything appears to be hunky dory for the women and the slaves, untill some dude who hasn’t lost his power somehow begins to kill all the women mages. So they form a secret society called Sisters of the Raven and play it out. The main charecter is a girl who changed her name from Taygun’s Eldest Daughter to Reashaldis, a boy’s name, and is learning to be a Sun mage. For some reason none of the women need spells, they make up thier own. It is an awesome book and the bad guy turns out to be someone NO ONE would guess. Loved it!
I’ll have to try reading River God, it sounds interesting. I love ancient Egypt.
I’m so proud, I got to be in Pheonix’s writing sample. More importantly, I got to pull a prank on her in her writing sample.
My name is Emily. Everyone calls me Em, Ems, or, in my twin sister’s case, Emi.
Wait… DID YOU JUST CALL ME A PHILISTINE? DO YOU EVEN KNOW WHAT A PHILISTINE IS? OBVIOUSLY NOT, IF YOU ACCUSED ME OF BEING ONE! Blasphemy! I spit in your general direction! your mother was a hamster and you father smelt of elderberries! Look up what a Philistine is!
on the HP site Zallie/Zara just talked about how elven charecters are bad. Can I do it as ann origianal idea? please? she is only about 1/154 elven (how much I am HCerokee– hehe) and she dosn’t have any special powers or anything. And she has charecter faults. Lots of ’em.
Well written, Phoenix. Pretty much everything is well punctuated, etc… But like we were a – sayin’ for Jackie Binx, be really careful around the elf stuff, OR THE DOORWAY TO SUELAND WILL OPEN!!! AHHHHHHHHHH!
(Also, the elves in the Potter books are named things like Winky and Sparkly and have big noses and ears and huge eyes and wear pillowcases. Just sayin’.)
Who said anything about Philistines?
Wow, Grant, that was low. I mean low. Dude, you better get apologizing!
Grant did.
And my eyes change color with what I wear, and my friend’s eyes change color with her mood. Besides, it’s only from blue to green to gray, it’s not like they’re red or purple or anything.
What was low?
Jackie Binx, you’re all set to post! Careful around the eyes and you’ll be fine.
Phoenix – Here’s the dealio. Zallie and I are still debating, but as long as you don’t bring it up in conversation that much, I think it’ll be ok. It’s not you, understand, it’s the door to Sueland.
Ah, yeah. Very different. Extremely different. MY River God is about ancient Egypt. It is by Wilbur Smith. I warn you: This is not a book for small children. This is a bloody and risquee novel. It is a cracking good read.
Philistine: a person who is uninterested in intellectual pursuits.
That’s the definition I was using. I use many insults idly. I was accusing you of being one because I feel that anyone who hates River God is boorish and ignorant. I’m sorry if I offended you. Sphinx, mind your own business or I’ll solve your riddle.
River God BY WILBUR SMITH is about a eunuch slave named Taita who is a genius. He is a surgeon, scientist, sociologist, and in the sequel, Warlock, a Magus. It’s awesome. If you’re under the age of, oh, I’d say…14, don’t read it. WARNING! MATURE CONTENT!
CAREFUL!!!! FÆR IT IF YOU AREN’T ABOVE 14!!!!!
FÆR!!!!!!!
Magical mutations are realistic!
Yeah, but the door to Sueland! She gets to far out of line, even if it’s an accidental reference, we’ll be flooded by people who want their character’s dads to be Legolas.
Oh, yeah, so if any of you were gonna make a character who’s dad is Legolas, consider it rejected. :lol:.
What in the seven planes of existence is Sueland? Is that the “Mary Sue and the Curse” thing I got an insulting personal message about?
Door to Sueland… Ah, good job, Zallie, I’ll never stop saying that now.
It wasn’t meant to be insulting. It was meant to be a gently put warning… But whatever.
Actually, a Philistine is an ancient Middle-Eastern nation of slave traders. They were nasty nasty people. Don’t call me one.
I said she is part FOREST ELF, not part house elf. Totally differant. I was talking about forest elves from D&D, as I said. Not LOTR elves, though they are similar. And can’t you just not let in Mary Sues? I mean, you get to decide who to let in. And this is IF I get on in the first place. And I am not a Mary Sue.
Yeah, I read a lot of stuff that should be censored. I just skip the yuchy parts, though. Like parts where the blood elementalists start spewing people’s guts or somthing. Or just plain nastyness. Like in The Mists of Avalon. Boy, that was one great and seriously inappropriate book.
Sueland is…where Sues live.
English people live in England, Americans live in (US of) America…
I’d say this role-playing game is having a deleterious effect on MuseBlog, and I’m not sure I want to continue approving comments about it. Move forward, please.
Righto. Sorry for jamming up the Blog.
Who here likes… emm…. The game “Age of Empires”? Me and my siblings got it for Christmas!
I am minding my own business. Pheonix is a very good friend of mine.
Philistines were not nice people. VERY not nice people.
Deletrious. That’s a big word.
There are different definitions for philistine. Use Google’s define function. One definition is the one I was using.
Has thine viewed the Sue-bashing comic of Sparklypoo? No? Well look it up. I find it amusing, and chuckled warmly whilst reading it!
[incoherent babbling]RPGs make the world go rouuunndddd. I enjoy flexing my superior Naruto knowledge while the Narutards reel in shock and amazement. Okay, I don’t know everything, but I know a great deal more than they do.SO THERE![/incoherent babbling]
That was a HTML related joke, if you missed it.
Grant’s right: “philistine” with a small “p” does mean someone insensitive to culture and/or lacking in finer feelings, and it’s clear that he was using the word as an overstatement for humorous effect.
Now, enough of this, please. “December Blizzard” will be closing in a week. Let’s go out on a high note.
I love people!!!! Let’s go people!!!!! Everything’s great!!!! Let’s give the world one big hug!!!!! Everything’s a cup of cake!!!
Is that note high enough?
I Sparklypoo related high note.
Axa knows.
seeing as the myths and legends thread is so very dead, maybe mutt should ramble on about timeheart and such here instead. (and drive ye all crazy)
Tonight was the first night of Chanukah. My brother got this little computer thing that asks twenty yes/no questions that you answer about something. Then it tells you what ur thinking. The scary thing is it gets it right most of the time.
And the way it acts, which is very cocky and arrogant, just makes you want to throw it against the wall. 
But we’re all addicted.
Thanks. This really isn’t the place to sort out who is allowed to do what on some other website. But I’ve created an RPGs area for those who want to talk about them.
I think it would be interesting to examine the whole Mary Sue/Sparklypoo phenomenon. What’s wrong with being a Mary Sue? It seems natural enough to want to be smarter, more attractive, and more powerful than you are, and identifying yourself with characters like that is one of the guilty (or not-so-guilty) pleasures of reading fantasy. So why the prejudice against it in fanfiction and role-playing games? Is it just the equally natural human desire to feel superior to other people? Do MSs somehow spoil the game for other players? Or is this just one of those things that’s OK to do in private but not in public? I’m curious.
Mary Sues take control. They make other players feel inferior.They can do everything, and they leave nothing for anybody else. Role-playing is a team effort. Nobody is God.
that’s what you think… mwahaha. Just kiddin’. Okay, transferring.
Yeah. Nobody’s perfect. Everyone has a fault. If someone’s a Mary Sue, it’s not realistic.
Like Ishmael says. Harry is the hero of the HP books, isn’t he? But he had flaws, and so does everyone else. We all have advantages, too. Take Phoebe Preble for instance.
Flaws: Horrible temper, generally antisocial and always in a bad mood.
Advantages: Good at Charms.
Or Zara…
Flaws: Overly sarcastic, rude.
Advantages: Pretty smart, can be nice to some people.
Yi Min
Flaws: Doesn’t do homework, fails most exams, doesn’t care
Advantages: Wide knowledge of pranks, optomistic
See, everyone has flaws, and Mary Sues, no matter how perfect they want to be, can’t. It’s just making it unfair.
I thought we were transferring this? And my person does have flaws. Like being overly competitive, antisocial, and contrary, sometimes because of simple boody-mindedness. Do you call that a Mary Sue?
Oh, God. Those 20 questions things.
Try thinking of tenrecs. They never guess that. They guess lemurs, but not tenrecs…
hey people…december’s almost over…go 2006! May it not totally suck! Woohoo!!!
So who’s making new year’s resolutions?
I’m not. Every single year i resolve to stop staying up all night reading and it never works. never ever. well actually i did stop once for a couple of months after i got caught when i was like 8. But it wasn’t new year’s so it doesn’t count. grrrrrr. Of course i’ve already resolved not to do it next year in my leetle head. *sigh* grrness.
Oh and i saw the first bit of gone w/the wind last night. we didn’t watch the whole thing…
g2 finish it today. so i goes to books+movies now.
OOOOh yes and another resolution (there goes my resolution not to make any resolutions. *sigh*). not gonna procrastinate. (yeah that one’ll work. *snickersnortsnigger* *sigh*) not really not not not not not honestly not not not not not gonna go me. maybe. After i….
Greg: *slap* NO! bad girl!
Bob: but it’s not 2006 yet!!!
Greg: so?
Bob: So my resolution is for next year, not this one!!!
Greg: That is the wrong attitude!!!!
Bob: so?
Greg: SO BEHAVE!!!
Bob: I am!
Greg: No you’re not!
Bob:AM!
Greg: AM NOT!!!
Bob: DIE!!!
Greg:A duel then.
Bob: A duel.
Greg: *swish*
Bob: *swish*
Both: *clangclang*
Greg: *thrustduck*
Bob: *swipestapparry*
Greg: DIE FIEND!!!
Bob: NO! I REFUSE!!!
Greg: FINE!!!
Both: *clangclangclang*
Ebeth: WAIT!!!
Greg: what?
Bob: Who dares interrupt our duel??
Ebeth: You can’t kill each other!
Greg: Why not?
Ebeth: Because I am your real identity and I say so!
Bob: *gasp* We’d better do what she says.
Greg: *shudder* I think you’re right.
Both: RUN AWAY!!!!!!!! *run away*
For every thing, turn, turn, turn
there is a season, turn, turn, turn, turn
and a time for– ev’ry purpose– under heaven
a time to laugh
a time to cry
a time to build up
a time to break down
a time to live
a time to die…
another random song!
good times, hard times, sometimes the living is sweet
aaaaannd sometimes there’s nothing to eat
buuuut I always land on my feet
so when there’s hard times I wait for good times and then
I put on my best and I stick out my chest and I’m off to the races again!
–Meda Larkson from Newses
more random songs…
New York New York what a wonderful town
the Bronx is up and the Battery’s down
the people ride in a whole in the ground
New York New York… what a wonderful town!
I really hate that song.
hebrew song!
B’tzad echad… tzadik bsod dolar
b’tad sheni… siyum mzamer mispar…
keder lo adon.
oveniyhem atah omed
mistakel oo’mitlabed
tehor mizeh…tehor mizeh!
I have no clue if those are the real words or not. That’s just what I heard, ’cause those dudes sing FAST!
Za va sha, Nazdrovia…
That’s all I remember, sorry.
I’m listening to Eurythmics, right now. If I could choose what era to live in I would choose the seventies and be part of all the froody, froody music and love life and dance and live in London and see the Clash, the Buzzcocks and about 70 of my favorite ska bands live. But never mind, I’m daydreaming.
I made my New Year’s resolutions on the Jewish New Year.
So sphinx and Ishmael are jewish too. I didn’t know that.
when’s that? please enlighten the poor ignorant meeeee.
microsoft word has issues. Major issues.
trying to do a decent looking outline and the thing thinks it’s sooo smart and knows exactly what i want and keeps doing the opposite of whatever i’m trying to do! grrrrrrr
oh well…i’m hungry.
Don’t make me quite Japanese songs, because I can and will.
:chortles again:
who’s making you quit?
i think she meant quote.
ooooh.
Hey, I think I remember a debate about hunting on here a couple months ago? DUDE! I got a story.
Just now my dog, inside, starts barking like heck. Nothing unusual, my dog’s very vocal. Australian border collie, pure-bred, loud as heck. I go into the corridor, where he is, and he’s looking out the front window letting loose with his yapper. Ok, this happens several times a month. He will bark at anything and everything. I look out across the street, onto my property (we own the field and a ton of woods across the street in addition to our yard), and there’s a man in an orange vest at the fringe of the woods! On our property! I get the binoculars, because it’s far away and I’m nearsighted anyway, and he has a RIFLE SLUNG OVER HIS SHOULDER. Now, it’a around 3 o’clock, the time I usually walk Duncan, so this is not cool! I don’t want my adorable dog shot! I don’t care if you hunt, that’s your business, but do it in some place where you have permission.
Your dog is named Duncan?
What do you mean “Australian border collie”? A border collie is a dog originally from the border lands between England and Scotland. An Australian shepard is a long haired, tailless dog which is actually from America. An Australian cattle dog (aka. blue heeler) is a short haired, stump-tailed dog bred to herd cattle. Do you mean a border collie from Australia? Or an Ausralian shepard/cattle dog from the edges of England and Scotland? Aside from that, unauthorized hunting is EVIL and DANGEROUS! Also, I have a border collie mix dog named Courage. He’s a bit larger than the average border collie, so I think he may be mixed with regular collie. The persons responsible for his birth had a pure-bred, uncastrated male border collie and, in a fit of stupidity, took in a stray female who looked “collieish. Honestly, what did they think would happen? Anyway, he tries to herd us around the house.
Yes, ignore my spelling, or lack there of.
Hunting is-:gets thrown to Hot Topics forcibly:
I have a cat. A big fat Tiger Tabby. He sits around all day and sleeps. He scares my friends. He makes us watch him eat. He pukes on the carpet. That’s about it.
To give him some credit, he does catch mice. And then leaves them half-eaten by his food bowl. But at least they’re dead.
Duncan is an Australian border collie. He is rather a large dog but seems small because of the meek way he acts. There are basic types of border collie, and I’m familiar with two of them. American border collies have longer and narrower faces than Australian border collies. And Australian border collies are from Australia.
Duncan is the name of my uncle’s dog. He’s a scottie. (the dog, not the uncle.)
It fits my dog’s personality.
Hey, does anyone on here listen to Dane Cook, a stand-up comedian? He’s hilarious! He even has a Myspace!
Dane Cook? Naw. I’m a Steven Colbert/Jon Stewart fan. Go them!
Are the Australian border collies black and white or brown and white like the American ones?
I’m tired of typing Australian border collie. i’m just going to refer to them as Aussies. The Aussies are just black and white. Dane Cook is the best! SuFi!!!! The SUPER FINGER!!!!
I’ve never heard of Dane Cook. Is he clean? Because I don’t find dirty entertainers very entertaining. I mean, anyone can crack a joke that simulates pumping infected cow manure into your ears, but it takes real skill to make one that is funny and doesn’t make you feel like a low-life for laghing.
A fair portion of his material is kind of smutty, but another fair portion isn’t.
Aussie aussie aussie, oi oi oi!
Jon Stewart is awesome! He’s sooooo funny.
This is probably a pretty obscure show, seeing as how it is shown on the Christian station (aka. cornerstone), but has anyone ever heard of “Bananas”? It is a television show which features clean, Christian stand-up comedians. Most of them are at least as good as anything you would see on Comedy Central. However, one of them was awful! I mean, all she ever did was fat jokes and shoe jokes. “Chic humor” I suppose… Anyway this other guy, Bob Stromberg (I think that’s his name), had this hilarious shadow routine. Seriously. I laughed so hard, tears were streaming down my face.
sorry. I am not scared of Sphinx’s and Ishmael’s cat. And I have never seen “Bananas”. My head hurts. How come no new avatars are being made for the HP site? I need to go to bed soon.
Is there even chick humour? My type of humour- yes the British spelling, I’m feeling that way today- is the type that makes little sense ot others. Like the things on Evil Trail Mix! Has anyone seen those? My gosh, me and my pally were screaming, they were so bizarre.
Anyway. I like the Daily Show too. V.funny.
ah the britishness. ♥
while we’re talking about funny things i ♥ jerry the frog and potter puppet pals. And albinoblacksheep and no GAPA none of these are links or even urls (except for albinoblacksheep.com but everybody knows that from the llama song) jerry the frog is a non-animated puppet show parody site, and potter puppet pals are two animated harry potter parodies. fun stuff.
i’s going to get all my notecards finished today yes precious. i hate plannng stuff. the problem is i always get a last minute revelation like 2 secs before (or sometimes during) the project, like “oh this would be better here!” so i change it and then the project’s good but then my outline’s wrong. And then i either have to shuffle around my notecards or just go with it. Most of the time i just go with it which makes my outline even more messed. grrrrr planning. plans are overrated.
my weird brother is playing christmas songs. I know, i know, it’s only the 3rd day of christmas but he’s playing all the annoying songs that i thought we could escape. *sigh*
weeeeeelll i have nothing more to rant about so i’s leaving.
I saw the Daily Show when I was on vacation. I don’t regularly see it because I have like 12 channels at home. As a result I don’t watch many shows. There is only one show I watch on a regular basis: Satruday Night Live. If I find out there’s a host I am a fan of, like when I found out that two weeks before December 3rd that Dane Cook was hosting, I get psyched. I wait all week long for SNL.
Sad commentary: When Reagan died, his funeral was on every single channel except for one. And that one was the 24-hour shopping channel. His funeral was on the SPANISH CHANNEL! I have nothing against Reagan, but come on, leave me something besides the 24-hour shopping network!
SNL rocks! I don’t watch it regulary, but it’s hilarious. There was this one bit in which whats-her-face Rice (some political figure) was supposed to be being tried. The prosecuter had this piece of paper with a big 0 on it and she’s like, “Exibit A: This is a piece of paper with the number zero on it. It represents the number of weapons of mass distruction that have been found in Iraq.” Then she had this bar graph with two bars on it. One was at zero and it was labeled: ‘the truth’. the other bar was, like, a hundred or something and it was labeled: ‘what you say.” Then exibit C was a last-minute-science-fair-entry style paper mache volcano. The prosecuter poured in the vinager and baking soda until it formed a frothy mess and said: “This is what will happen if the war in Iraq continues.” It was hilarious. Sorry if I’ve bored you by recounting a TV joke. I am not interested in starting an argument about Bush, the war in Iraq, or any other political matter.
Since my brother the technophile got a flat-screen monitor for Christmas, he’s letting me use another monitor for this computer, so now I have a 2-screen desktop. I can do stuff on the left one (this one) and have Windows Media Player going on the other one.
I JUST GOT THE NEW MUSEE!!!!!!!!!!!!! YESSSSS!!! GAPA?? WHERE’S THE “DID YOU GET THE JAN. ISSUE THREAD??? I GOT IT EAAAARLYYYYYY GO MEEEEE YAAAAAY HAPPY JOY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
RUB IT IN. I HAVEN’T EVEN GOT THE DECEMBER ISSUE YET.
Ebeth: Done! It’s called “January 2005 Muse Roll Call.” Congratulations.
Grant: Have you called the company to complain yet? If not, you should. You need your issue, and they need to know it didn’t reach you.
Well, I think that my subscription ran out.
Ah, an apostate! Not their problem, then.
Do you mean Condoleeza Rice? She’s like, the Secretary of State or something.
We (FINALLY) finished LOTR Risk lask night. I won, even though I thought i was going to lose.
EVERYBODY DANCE NOW!!!
I should lay off the chocolate-covered coffee beans.
Yeah, you should.
Just a bit of advice.
ChinTsu! I haven’t seen you in a while. Hi.
Grant, it seems to me you’re a wee bit obsessed with that song. Just a tiny bit.
Yeah, I think almost everyone is/was hyper at some point today. December-what day is it?-28th shall henceforth be known as HYPER DAY!
I’m not bloody obsessed with the song. If I were obsessed with it, you would hear nothing but things relating to that. I just happened to think of it, so I downloaded it and listened to it.
YAAAY! MORE RANDOM PHOENIX MUSIC!
when the circulation bell starts ringin’, will we hear it?
NO!
if the Pulanskis come out swingin’, will we fear ’em?
NO!
When we’ve got a million voices singing, who will hear that lousy whistle blow?
not necessarily. I don’t talk about choklit or monty python in every post! (well…pretty close. But still)
obsession is relative. Just like time. And sanity. Heck, everything is relative. And since i consider everything a pair of fuzzy bunny slippers, then that’s what the world’s made of. Fuzzy bunny slippers. yessssssssss.
if i make no sense, blame the ice cream.
yummm.
aaaaaaaaha;slighsdalkjgd;fljhlboredom coming. I think i’ll go join a random chat and spread the news about the fuzzy bunny slippers…
My subscription has run out as well, and my mother has yet to renew it, even after I offered to pay for it.
HYPER!
I have contributed.
Whoa. The Powers That Be actually added Hyper Day to Dates To Remember. While you’re at it, can you add Channukah? It’s only the fourth night.
Alright, fine, Grant. You’re very fond of that song.
Can’t see why, though. It’s annoying.
I had actually never heard it before today. I had heard people sing the opening line often enough, and today I happened to think of it, downloaded it, and listened to it.
Oooohhh you all asked for it by quoting/ speaking of lyrics/songs.
Yami wo saku shiroi koe
Kimi ga haku kotoba wa
Itetsuku omoi de mune wo sasu kokoro ga
[The words you spit out with your white voice
Rip apart the darkness
And those icy memories pierce right through my heart]
Tomedonai ao sa no ikisaki wa
Yume kara sameta you na gensai(ima)
[The destination of the endless blueness,
Just like waking from a dream, is right now]
Kizu dake fusai demo afureru omoi wa
Kimi ga iu riaru toka
Kotoba dewa yasui sa
[Even if my wounds stand in the way of my overflowing memories
Like what you called “real”
It’s so much easier with words]
Yume no nai bokura no ikisaki wa
Yume kara sameta you na genzai(ima)
[And me, without any dreams, my destination
Just like waking from a dream, is right now]
I love that song. I could go on, but I won’t. Yet. :swirly subliminal backround:
Yeah, Sphinx. I meant Condoleeza Rice. I thought her name sounded like some sort of cheese, but couldn’t rememmber what it was so I didn’t want to make a fool of myself (too late!) trying. Gorgonzola Rice. He he!
threeeeee more days people. threeeee more days of 2005!!! threeeeee more days!!!
oh yeah GAPA how long is this staying up? are you going to shut it down at exacatively midnight museblog time or the next day? plz don’t shut it down new years eve or i shall be saaaad.
Hello folks, ’tis I. I bet you thought my keyboard was broken yesterday because I didn’t post 10 times. Well the truth is, yesterday I wasn’t bored. It’s amazing, I know. I also wasn’t hyper. The one day of the month that I wasn’t hyper, and you declared it hyper day. Evil.
Actually, yesterday I came on here and lurked. While I was lurking, a funny thing happened. I had all of the posts up to 7:05, and I kept pushing “refresh” but no more came up. Finally I got so annoyed that I went somewhere else. When I came back at 10 something (museblog time) all of the comments had come up. It was annoying. I’m not sure If I made some error with the time and I was actually getting all of the current comments, but I doubt it. Did you know that when you type “hot pink bunnies rule the world” into the google search the first thing that pops up is a site selling stuffed bears?
that would be when the GAPA comes on and approves people. oh the power of the GAPA *shudder* we put our posts into his hands…
ah, you THINK it’s a site selling stuffed bears. But it’s actually a top-secret group of hot pink bunnies that PRETEND to run the store but they’re really creating more of their kiind so they can RULE THE WORLD. And how, you ask, do i know? I AM A HOT PINK BUNNY!!! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
wheeeee i had sugar. heh. OOOOH yes and three more days three more days three more days three more days…
interesting…
you saw it coming, didn’t you?
It’s the hard knock life for us
It’s the hard knock life for us
‘stead of treated, we–get–tricked
‘stead of kisses, we–get–kicked
it’s the hard knock life
got no folks to speak of so
it’s the hard knock row we hoe
cotton blackets (two rests)
‘stead of wool
empty bellies (two rests)
‘stead of full
it’s the hard knock life.
Dont it seem like the wind is always howling
Dont it feel like there’s never any light
ev’ry day dontcha want to throw the towel in
it’s easier than putting up a fight
No one’s there when your dreams at night get creepy
no one cares if you grow or if you shrink
no one dries when your eyes are red and weepy
with all the cryin’ ’round her you’d think the place would sink…
finis. More later!
i have a question about the who’s here section: doesn’t sunstorm=sciencegeek27?
welcome to the 600th comment. good thing january’s almost here.
i shall now do the old blog tradition:
600th post! wh00t! unfortunately, grand as this post is, i have nothing to say. XXD. i had to do that
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So much for the serious stuff. Now, how is your summer going?
(Above is the first ever beginning of a thread on the Museblog, entitled, “Welcome Musebloggers.” Oh, the bittersweet nostalgia. *is choked up.* I just felt like putting that here.)
Ah! Zapped! wheeee! Zap! zap! zap! sry i just love that word. ZAPPED BY THE GAPAS OMG WE’RE DOOOOMED!!!!
zap
Now we have to get to 666. Or at least 616.
memories, memories.
My sister the musical prodigy is doing Joseph and the Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat for her school play, but partially in Hebrew. She is the narrator, the best singing part. Obviously. I am happy and very very jealous, but I am teaching it to her, b/c she may have the best voice in the known univese, but I can actually read music and remember lyrics, as is made obvious by all my random musical posts.
I look handsome, I look smart
I am a walking work of art
all this is my coat of many colours
How I love my coat of many colours
it was red and yellow and green and brown and scarlet and black and ochre and peach and ruby and olive and violet and fawn and lilac and gold and chocolate and mauve and cream and crimson and silver and rose and azure and lemon and russet and grey and purple and white and pink and orange and BLUE…
Ebeth, did you take your medicine today?
*sigh*
I can remember song lyrics! Like this:
You’re so vain, you probably think this song is about you.
Yeah, you’re so vain, you probably think this song is about you.
And yeah, that’s about the whole song.
Yum yum Bumblebee Bumblebee Tuna,
I love Bumblebee Bumblebee Tuna,
Yum yum Bumblebee Bumblebee Tuna,
Love a sandwich made with Bumblebee!
That’s a song my friend likes, the “Bumblebee Tuna Song.” That’s basically the whole song over and over.
oh be nice to your wet feathered friends
for a duck may be somebody’s mother
be kind to your friends in the swamp
where the weather is very damp
I can’t remember the rest. I last heard it six years ago.
Oh yeah!
oh be nice to your web footed friends
for a duck may be somebody’s mother
be kind to your friends in the swamp
where the weather is very damp
be kind to the camel in the zoo
for his hump may be hiding your brother
be kind to the lion and the monk
and we’l let you smell our favorite the sknk
oh be kind to the horrible faces that come in from outer spaces
be kind to the purple people eaters (purple people eaters)
be kind to both your shosies and to all your shoesis’ laces
be kind to you web footed friends
for a duck may be sombody’s mother
be kind to your friends in the swamp
where the weather is very damp
you may think that this is the end
well it is
i don’t take medicine. I actually don’t have ADD or anything like that. Believe it or not. (yes i hear the snorts of disbelief)
guys what’s up with the random song lyric posting?
well as long as we’re doing that…
King Arthur:
I’m all alone
all by myself
there is no one here beside me
i’m all alone
quite, all alone
no one to comfort me or guide me
why is there no one here with me
on the long and winding road
to lift my heavy load
if there were someone here with me
how happy i would be
but i’m alone
quite all alone
all by myself im all alone
I’m all alone
Patsy: he’s all alone
KA: All by myself
Patsy: except for me
KA: I cannot face tomorrow
Patsy: he cannot face it
KA: I’m all alone
Patsy: Though i am here
KA: So all alone
Patsy: so very near
KA: No one to share my sorrow
Patsy:
You know it seems quite clear to me
because im working class
i am just the horses a**
he sells me down the river
so what am i, chopped liver?
KA:
But i’m alone
Patsy: oh no you’re not!
KA: So all alone
Patsy: I’m here you twot!
KA: All by myself im all alone
Knitghts: he’s all alone
Arthur: i’m all alone
Knights: all by himself
Arthur: all by myself
Knights: there is no one here beside him.
He’s all alone
Arthur: so all alone
Knights: apart from us,
No one to comfort him or guide him
Arthur: each one of us is all alone
so what are we to do
in order to get through
we must be lonely side by side
it’s a perfect way to hide
Knights: we’re all alone
Arthur: we’re all alone
Knights: yes all alone
Arthur: so all alone,
each by ourselves
we’re all alone.
*gasp* phoenix my mom taught me that song when i was like mini. except she said “be kind to your fine feathered friends” in the first line and then in the last line it was “where the weather’s cold and damp”
Scenario: you’re in your yard, in a chaise lounge, mowing the lawn, whatever, and a snowman with a blue hat and scarf runs past with a pig wrench. What are you gonna do?
take the wrench. it’s dangerous. mwahahaha…
ask his name and give him lemons.
tomorrow’s new year’s eve!!!!!
Oooh! I know! That happened to me once!
First, I tripped him. Then I stole his hat and scarf. I ate his nose, and stuck his anvil in his abdomin. Then I took my magic mushrooms and sent him back to the world of the yellow spotted humperdinks.
Ahhh, it brings back memories.
Use a time wrap and freeze him, survey the situation, then ask him what a pig wrench is if he’s dangerous, and let him go if he’s not. DUH. DOPE SLAP!
I don’t like New Year’s Eve. Don’t ask me why, I just have a deep set ancestral dislike of the & # 208;ing.
Purple People Eaters? That explains why I’ve never seen any purple people.
Ahh, that was supposed to be “big,” not “pig.”
what was the song about the purple people eaters….i forgot it.
one eyed, one eared,
flying purple people eaters
nah nah nah, i forgot the words..
how do i know that?
you probably don’t want to know.
hey peoples! we’re gonna needa new thread of the month in 2 days! what will the gapa call it?
im bored
This is wierd: When I was in 1st grade (before I started homeschooling) my Gym teacher would say “flying purple people!” everytime I wore this one purple sweatsuit. He left off the “eaters” for some reason. Probably thought it was too morbid for a six-year-old.
I’m BAAAAAACK!!!
So, what are we talking about? Besides random song lyrics, that is…
Currently, I’m sitting in my mom’s office, resting my hands from being modeled. (Poor hands, they hate being photographed…) And with Day-Glo index cards, too.
Cold and wet December, then-BLOODY January again!
January brings the snow, makes your feet and fingers glow!
Day-Glo. Index cards. Well, when I see an ad I will announce that “Those hands, life forms, are randomrohanfreak’s hands. Those are the hands she uses to type messages on the Museblog.” and all will wonder. Yes, I know it sounds like snoring. But it’s really sounds of wonder.
Purple is not my favorite color. My favorite color is Hooloovoo.
Um, what exactly does ‘Hooloovoo’ look like? Or is it beyond the imagination of our weak little brains?
Here’s one of my favorite Useless and Pointless Questions ® : If you were to be stuck on a tropical island for a year, who would you want to be stuck with? Conditions: real, living person.
hey peoples! this is the longest thread yet! we should try and bring it to 650 before it gets closed! this might have something to do with it being break and all. we’ve gained almost 200 posts since i got out of skool.
the shortest thread was “muse-september 2005 contents” which only the mysterious caroline c posted once on. strange…
comments haven’t been posted for 47 minutes now. this probably means i should go to bed, right?
koko’s still here. *yells for all musers to hear* he’s been on! he’s been on! come post, come post!
Oooh, does it have to be someone I actually know, Grant? Because that totally affects my answer.
My sleeping patterns are terribly askew. I went to bed at four in the morining yesterday (sleepover fun) and woke up at tten. The I went back to sleep at one until six at night. And here I am- it’s midnight. Actually, it’s about three for you east coast people. And some other time for central,I’m too lazy to think. And I have a Fiona Apple ( ♥ ) song stuck in my head, so don’t expect much from me.
hooloovoo is a super-intelligent shade of blue. duh.
Hi, people. This is Phoebe reporting from vacation in Florida. It’s not actually to hot here… yet.
It’s from Bop Ad. I got comfortable with you guys for a minute.
I’d want to be stuck with, oh, Tom Lehrer. No wait, he’s dead. Umm…Terry Pratchett? Yes, Terry Pratchett.
I’m kind of alert right now, interestingly enough. Today I was thinking of either the library (which I’m going to anyway) or blowing all my money at Lush. Which won’t get me very far, but oh well.
I need a job.
In 12 and a half hours it will be…..*drumroll* 2006!!! yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay!
Hooloovoo. Very interesting. We’ll add that to the HG2MB Glossary.
What sort of super – intelligent shade of blue? Tell me which one’s closer:
Almost black
Indigo blue
Midnight blue
Grey-ish midnight blue
Cobalt blue
Even bluer than cobalt blue
Sort of cobalt, just a little lighter
over – chlorinated pool blue
turqouise
sky blue
powder blue
really light blue
nearly white blue
peoples, if you right-click on the comments box there’s a spell-check opition. like, it just told me i spelled option wrong. It doesn’t do punctuation though.
I meant capitalization. Peoples, this is the last day of this thread! Aren’t you sad to see it go?
there’ll be another one though…
I’d say…Kazuhiko Inoue, so I could steal his voice.
Ugh, I hate January. One long month of nothing but…school. I don’t go back to the 9th, somehow.
When it’s nine here, it’s the new year for y’all. Well, at least more people will be on here, I guess. XD
GAPA??? Is there a reason that I see two threads that A-weren’t there before B-aren’t on the main page and C-lead to nowhere??
They’re under construction: a new thread to replace “December Blizzard,” and another one for the new year. They’re not supposed to be visible on the Web yet, but maybe some browsers can see them. I’ll see what I can do about them.
One of them’s in the archives, but the other is nowhere to be found except on the little “recent posts” list. heeelllp they will drive me insaaaane…i keep looking for them but they don’t exist!!!! aaaaaaaaah…
*gasp* they’re gone!!! what’s happening!?!? THE WORLD IS COMING TO AN END!!!! FLEEEEEE FOR YOUR LIIIIIIIVES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You’ve wandered onto a construction site. Please wear a hard hat and watch out for falling chunks of HTML code.
*gasppantdeepbreath* whew. the world isn’t coming to an end after all. darn. i mean aaaah good. i hoped-i mean was afraid-that the aliens were going to invade and i wanted-i mean didn’t want-to be reunited-i mean captured-by my true family-i mean those nasty aliens.
I…see….slashes…….random….letters….aaaah.
Nope, no extraterrestrials around here. Something weirder than that, maybe, but not exactly that.
*gasp* now where’s the books+movies thread??? it’s….closed!!!! noooooooooooooooooooooo

*sniffsob*
GAPA, will there be a new books+movies too or no???
plz say yes!!!!!!
*virtual choklit whoosh*
It’s open. But I think it would be a good idea to start a bunch of fresh threads in the new year.
really? it was closed when i went just now. hoom… *goes off to check again*
The December Blizzard is going to be GONE tonight! NOOOOOO! We must say farewell to it!
Farewell, December Blizzard! We will miss you as we move onto January Mayhem or whatever!
*sniff* farewell, December Blizzards we will miss you. my first ever post was on you.
will this thread get closed at midnight or what?
its new years eve people! wat was my new years resolution again? oh yea, no to post too much. oh well.
is that fydor whasisname guy coming back? can we have “if you don’t want to talk about hp” thread instead of him?
ok, what is up w/ that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!????????????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHY DID I GET THE JAN. ISS. AN NOT THE NOV/DEC ISS????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? grrrrr……. but i’ll bet im the only one who has it. am i right? BUT WHAT ABOUT THE NOV/DEC!?!??!?!?!??!?!??!?!?!?!?
I hope this will be the last post, b/c I almost never get the grand places. Goodbye, fair December thread! It is almost time for the Phoenix to rise (up from the computer chair and go do somthing constructive, I mean). Finis. Wait… RANDOM PHOENIX MUSIC!
*thinks*
*thinks*
hmm…..
Oh I wish I was an Oscar Meyer wiener…
Everyone else: NOOOOOOOOOOO! *pie Phoenix*
Phoenix: mmmmblehurgh
oh well. No random Phoenix music after all.
Wohoooooooooo! I got Ptolomey’s Gate!! I ♥ my little brother. But the ending is sad.
I got Dawn and the Twelth Unfortunate events book to, with my borders card and my Hannukah money.*happy dancing
Sorry Phoenix! Axa gets last comment! >:D
:que random Axa music:
Kokokara boku no start
Sousa subete ga subomu iuku tomo
Kokokara kimi no start
Sono te nobaseba me no maesa, hora
Hirogari yuku mirai e
[My start is from here on out
That’s right, everything is closing up
Your start is from here on out
If you raise your hands, before your eyes, look
Toward the expanding future]
Kimi no mirai e
[Toward your future…]
Man, nobody better post another comment.
hmm. here, phoenix has the last post and all the other posts are just musers paying last repsects to a dying thrad. how dramatic. XXD dai/kui/goodnight/farewell my lovely thread