The plot progresses, as seen in the previous installment.
The Kokonspiracy, 2008, Part 2
The plot progresses, as seen in the previous installment.
The plot progresses, as seen in the previous installment.
The plot progresses, as seen in the previous installment.
Well, does anyone want to list our current projects and missions?
w00t! Thanks GAPAs!
I’m glad you’re not mad, Vixen, you’re a good friend and I’d hate to lose you. As anyone on the blog, of course…
Red-tailed HAWK
Another post!
1-Well, before the letter came up, I know there where those projects where we would send things into the world to let people know of the kokonspiracy… Aha! I need to work on that. What do you think would be good to put on a very small piece of paper that I would copy and put different places?
Red-tailed HAWK
2- Same here.
There’s also where we try to get flamablamous to be the word of the year 2008 on http: // www3. merriam-webster .com/opendictionary/
. That misssion is cool….
Plot progresses?,
sure we plot but have we ever
made any progress?! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !
I’m here, just to let people know.
I don’t really post a lot though.
I have HPB and Mostly Harmless buttons on my purse, and I wear my Koko for Pres. shirt a lot.
Lots of people ask what Mostly Harmless is, and they try not to act shocked when I explain it. It’s quite amusing.
I also bring Muse into my science class a lot, and my teacher often borrows them to use for class.
ummmmm
Ok, now no one get upset… but we need to discuss the article for the fifty thousandth time. once and for all.
I’ll refresh everyone.
The article is written in letter form and is planned to be mailed to muse on tuesday, by mail. Not e-mail. It’s practically a long letter to the readers of Muse to get them interested in the kokonspiracy. we would send it twelve times, twelve different people, from twelve different places. It woill make the leter seem unanimous. Like a jury. There’s twelve people on a jury, and there’s never a split jury. ;
ZVX, Myself, and ten other people will send it. If we ever discuss it through. ok. Does anyone have any objections to this plan, and if so, why.
Note: We will post the article and a short explaination on the random thread to make sure that everyone knows about it.
Alright I have a plot we could
get a huge manifying glass and
put it between the sun and the
earth which would burn up.
Meanwhile all musers and
HPBs are on the moon roasting
marshmellows in the flames
WHAHAHAHAHA! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !
9- Right o,0
Here’s the article/leter:
Dear Muse Staff and Editors:
Could you please print this in the fan mail section? We would really appreciate it.
Dear Musers:
Deep within the cyberspace, in a universe known only to the modern Muser, a conspiracy is afoot. Its mission: world domination. As you probably know, what sets Muse head and shoulders above most ordinary magazines on the rack is the unique culture that has come to be associated with it over its 10+ year existence. What you may not know is that the website musefanpage.com/blog is dedicated to sharing this culture, which it calls ‘La Vida Koko’.â€
You have probably seen various references to MuseBlog in the letterbox. Perhaps you thought this was a place where Muse readers discuss the magazine. Nothing could be further from the truth. In fact, the MuseBloggers are extremely ambitious. They’re ambitions extend to everything up to and including taking over the world.
In the troubled times that we live in, a group of MuseBloggers have formed a group of conspirators and sworn nonsecrecy to the common cause. In fact, the mission is so nonsecret that the group constantly tries to get attention.
The reader at this point may ask, “Why is world domination preferable?â€
We MuseBloggers have found the current world leaders incapable of doing their job. Therefore, we have started a plot called the Kokonspiracy, codenamed Mostly Harmless, which calls for world domination, Kokopelli for present, and pies in every face. Already, we have begun carrying out the first stage of our plan: letting people know that we exist. Have you found leaflets with mentions of Muse in your library books lately? Or found washed up bottles on the beach containing messages about Muse? Or seen any other odd things that have to do with Muse?
Don’t be worried if you haven’t, because we can assure you that other people have.
We do use the phrase “world domination†jestingly. What we want is an enlightened society. A society of no wars, no cultural problems such as racism or sexism, and no idiotic politicians getting us into all sorts of trouble. A society where the environment, animals and people are respected.
It sounds like an extremely corny kid’s movie. Pipe dreams. We must remind ourselves that in twenty, thirty or forty years we will be the politicians, the lawyers, the doctors, the juries, the judges, and the grocer at the grocery store. We will be in the position of power.
What this society needs are more people who read Muse. We are not advertising, we are just trying to make the world a better place. If you want to help us make this happen, then visit our site at https://musefanpage.com/blog/?p=1149. We can change the world.
Sincerely,
The Kokonspirators, soon to be the Kokonquerors
10-COOL! ! ! ! ! ! ! !
11: That’s spiffing. (Yes. I know and have used ‘spiffing’ before tonight.)
How about the appeal to the IAU. Is that an actual plan?
Pan’s edits:
Dear Musers:
Deep within the cyberspace, in a universe known only to the modern Muser, a conspiracy is afoot. Its mission: world domination. As you probably know, what sets Muse head and shoulders above most ordinary magazines on the rack is the unique culture that has come to be associated with it over its 10+ year existence. What you may not know is that the website musefanpage.com/blog is dedicated to sharing this culture, which it calls ‘La Vida Koko’.†[Why is there a quotation mark there?]
You have probably seen various references to MuseBlog in the letterbox. Perhaps you thought this was a place where Muse readers discuss the magazine. Nothing could be further from the truth. In fact, the MuseBloggers are extremely ambitious. They’re ambitions extend to everything up to and including taking over the world.
In the troubled times that we live in, a group of MuseBloggers have formed a group of conspirators and sworn nonsecrecy to the common cause. In fact, the mission is so nonsecret that the group constantly tries to get attention.
The reader at this point may ask, “Why is world domination preferable?â€
We MuseBloggers have found the current world leaders incapable of doing their job. Therefore, we have started a plot called the Kokonspiracy, codenamed Mostly Harmless [Should probably be italicized.] which calls for world domination, Kokopelli for present, [President] and pies in every face. Already, we have begun carrying out the first stage of our plan: letting people know that we exist. Have you found leaflets with mentions of Muse in your library books lately? Or found washed up bottles on the beach containing messages about Muse? Or seen any other odd things that have to do with Muse?
Don’t be worried if you haven’t, because we can assure you that other people have. We do use the phrase “world domination†jestingly. What we want is an enlightened society. A society of no wars, no cultural problems such as racism or sexism, and no idiotic politicians getting us into all sorts of trouble. A society where the environment, animals and people are respected.
It sounds like an extremely corny kid’s movie. Pipe dreams. We must remind ourselves that in twenty, thirty or forty years we will be the politicians, the lawyers, the doctors, the juries, the judges, and the grocer at the grocery store. We will be in the position of power.
What this society needs are more people who read Muse. We are not advertising, we are just trying to make the world a better place. If you want to help us make this happen, then visit our site at https://musefanpage.com/blog/?p=1149. [Website has been updated: https://musefanpage.com/blog/?p=1267%5D We can change the world.
Sincerely,
The Kokonspirators, soon to be the Kokonquerors
14- The corrections seem legitamite.
Shall we put it on the random thread?
ARGH!!! THEIR, not THEY’RE!!!! Second paragraph, last sentence.
Alice (16): Wow, I can’t believe I missed that! *hits self in head*
16- Oh right. It’s past one o’clock here? Do you expect me to be able to think, dear?
Well, people do notice it when you put “Koko for Pres” posters (made by Purple Panda, of course) in your locker.
is everybody still mad at me for sending that letter?
or can i come on the blog again? the letter might just end up in the FMP.
(20) The coast is clear, ZVX.
9-How are we supposed to rule the world if we burn it up? We aren’t trying to destroy it, we’re trying to take it over and make it better.
(The GAPAs, somewhere in the Musisphere.)
I do not believe in imposing my opinions on others, even for the greater good. I will continue to be a Muser and hang out with Muserly people, but if someone does not want to be a Muser, then that if their choice.
20, I don’t think anyone was really mad at you. We all like you. You are a very nice friend. there were just some communication problems, er, last night.
24- We are not trying to impose our ideas on anyone. If someone disagrees with us, fine. That’s their problem. But there are people in this world who are not only trying their very best to kill people, but they are destroying our planet, our world, and our lives. I for one, will not stand on the sidelines as the police beat the crap out of one of my classmate’s brother like they did in Nov. for marching peacefully for the Youth house.
Now, I’m giving this as an example. I don’t expect any of you to protest the police because I have apersonal grudge against an /irresponsible/ cop.. However, when it comes to things that touch us all, global warming, the war in iraq, the genecide in darfur, the fifty tubs of radioactive waste that are dumped right off the coast of sweden and killing all the trout (which is why trout prices are skyrocketing, but EU is doing a godd job covering it up) then I will stand up and speak what’s on my mind, and if that includes ebetering the world og polotics as a youth and an adult, than so be it.
Muse stands for the protection of the enviroment and the fight against ignorance. The editors at muse do a great job of giving youth a source of knowledge and ninterest. Now we are letting musers (through the article) know about us, what our ideas are, which include our induvidual ideas and the ideas that we share. We will let the world (non-musers) know about us, and then they can make their choicee :with us, or against us, or in a neutral position, or half and half, or alongside us but not with us, etc. It’s their own choice. But can they make a choice that they do not know about?
23- In the chance of being disrespectful, that doesn’t exactly help us cool down. Usually, making a satire of the people who trust you isn’t a very good start. I am, in no way, implying that you have upset us.
Robert-HAHAH! I didn’t know the GAPAs did ssss! That’s funny.
but you’re right, I think we shouldn’t force ourselves. This always used to be casual and when-you-felt-like-it. I thought that was better. Because, truly, what are we doing here? People are going to think we’re some sort of gang if we’re too serious 
It’s an adventure of sorts, but we shouldn’t act as if it is actually going to gain us world power or anything…
Red-tailed HAWK
Wow, Vixen, you are really serious about this! I just want to warn you, most people aren’t thinking the kokonspiracy is as serious as all of that, and so they might not understand you or they might even get angry or something. I for one understand you, but I can’t know how others will react…
Red-tailed HAWK
(26) I didn’t read Comment 23 as satire (except maybe of the GAPAs). More an affectionate reflection on the nature of things.
25- But since when does Muse stand for that? I completely agree, but I don’t think we should say that Muse stands for that, or even MuseBlog stands for that, unless we know that they do. I personally have never seen Muse as being tied to any of those things in any way. You stand for that, Vixen. I agree with you wholeheartedly, but it’s not about Muse.
Mostly Harmless isn’t that serious to most of us. I don’t feel like Mostly Harmless will stop the world’s problems. If we want to try and make a difference, then by all means, let’s. But can we do it some other way?
22-but destroying things is fun
and anyway the planet should be
better and more peaceful after it is
burned to bits then we can build a
MUSE empire from scrach and with
roasted marshmellows we can make
smores, WHAHAHAHAHA! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !
Here’s a back-up plan,
sneak in a UN meeting and
convince all the world leaders
to be Musers then we can
make a thread forn them to post
their progress in turning their
people into Musers using mind
control machines and then
hypnotize them to vote the GAPAs
the title GAPAs of the world
and all the people who are
Oops, I didn’t finish:
and all people who are Musers get free smores! ! ! ! ! ! !
now I’m done and I’m hungery making
evil scemes is hard on an empty stamach
WHAHAHAHAHA! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !
oops stomach is spelled s-t-o-m-a-c-h
! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !
not s-t-a-m-a-c-h
WHAHAHAHAHAHA
10- Kagy liiiiikesss!
25- i don’t think muse stands for that.
31- All right, I admit there are certain people who might deserve to be burned up by a giant magnifying glass, but there are billions who don’t and aren’t Musers. Plus, what about all the animals?
Here’s a better plan:
Every Kokonspirator runs for public office at some point in his/her life.
There have to be… what, a couple hundred MuseBloggers?… by now. And for every two that leave, three neophytes show up. We stand a good chance of being elected. Most of us are reasonably charismatic, we speak well (or blog well, at least) and we appeal to the oddballs of the world. If you don’t want to run for public office, go for some other position of significant influence, like the editor of the New York Times. (That’s what I’m aiming for.)
Alice:Hmmmm, have you any ideas? I’m completely dry.
Logogoe: Burning up the palnet doesn’t support enviromentalism, mind control machines don’t exist, the last person to sneak into a UN meeting was shot (well, he was an assassin), and I hate smores. Yuck!
Absolutely NO burning people up! How about the plan to appeal to the IAU mentioned in the last thread?
36- Mmm, public office? I doubt I’ll even run for class officer in my entire high school career (although I might). But Other Position of Significant Influence sounds good.
37- No, no ideas.
38- Appeal to them how?
37-All right, all right
but it might be a little late I
already set up the magnifying
glass and now I better leave to
evacuate to the moon. Boy, the
earth burns fast *sssssssssss*
to the rocket
WHAHAHAHAHAHA! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !
I might be absent from MuseBog for the next few days
I’m going to the moon to calm down, relax, and escape
from the fires and the incredible shrinking comment box
*gasp* yes, its got me too. toodles MBers! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !
**spike pies Logogeo96 for suggesting we ruin the earth**
-25 great, Vixen. what we need to remember is that the youth mentioned in your post will be, in anywhere from 5 to 8 years, adults, especially since everyone on museblog is probably 10 or older.
40- Ask them if they will name the next minor planet discovered Kokopelli.
How about Urania? it”s more astrological.
43- Exactly. In around eight years, we’ll be in power.
46 – Really?
My gosh! Must prepare!
WOAH! A new thread already???
And I’ve only been gone since Friday! *spike pies Logogeo96 for suggesting that we fry the Earth* *spike pies ZVX for unpermitted use of spike pie* *spike pies TMFA for suggesting that we not name the next minor planet Kokopelli* *spike pies self 
*
48- At least I was Keeping it with muse.
OI! IBCF, what gave you the nerve to spike pie me? well, i’ll give you spike pie…
***splatsplatsplatsplatsplatsplatsplatsplatsplatsplatsplatsplat splat splatsplatsplat!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!*******.
there, how’s that?
49- Yes, yes, that’s true…sorry… *wipes spike pie off of TMFA’s face* *sends huge stash of choklit*
50- Hey, we’re trying to take over the world here! *sets up incredible indestructible force field that keeps either of us from pieing or spike pieing each other*
45- I’m pretty sure there must be an asteroid named Urania by now. Hopefully there isn’t an Asteroid Kokopelli yet. And you mean astroNOMical, not astroLOGical.
It’s different.
52- well, maybe we need to get that made a minor planet.
-51 thanks for the force field, IBCF. that way no one will spike pie any one else.
oh yeah, back to business. is everybody sending their letter today?
if you are, please remember to send it BY MAIL, NOT e-mail. got that? good. we need to do some serious planning here, i’ve thought up a few schemes, which i will tell you of in a minute, but pleeaaassse put in any ideas.
here’s the scheme:
1 send letter to muse.
2 IF they publish it, then we can spread the word.
3 IF we see anyone new on MB, then try to recruit them.
4 see if there are any ways we can advertise?
5 IF we recruit new MBers, the neophytes MUST be instructed on the ways of the Kokonspiracy.
and also, do any of you have photoshop on your computers? sigh… i don’t. but we need a OFFICIAL LOOKING logo if we’re going to do this, and a lot more besides.
54- the one at the top of the page has been the official logo for over a year.
I might be able to make a logo on Picnik!
I’m aiming to be an actor, which is kinda a position of influence because they can endorse things and some people listen. They can also use acting to tell the public about a problem, or show a solution.
I like the original logo better.
56- nice! I’m going to be a screenwriter. We might see a lot of each other.
lets plan this out:
1) we need Kokopelli in the oval office.
2) ummm.
Maybe we can have them sell “Kokopelli for President” bumper stickers on the Musery Loves Company website. And maybe yard signs, although we might have to wait for the next election before those can get printed.
60- They Sell both already
61- That’s good, I wasn’t sure.
we’re getting way off the subject.
i’ll see if i can embelish the logo on InDesign.
63- I think I did an embellishment a while back…Here it is.
that’s a good one. let’s use it, the kokopelli’s on the sides look really good!
65- Cool! Thanks!
Ummm….
I liked the origional one better, but whatever.
I think it could do without the circle of bunnies…maybe put them in the corners instead of kokopellis. I agree with Beavo, I do like the original one better.
I like, though I do find the bunnies a little it distracting. The original design is a lot mor enigmatic and prompts people to ask questions.
Original!
I don’t like the giant Kokopelli.
yeah i agree with you about the Hpbs they are distracting.
67 to 71- Sorry…
no problem, IBCF.
I like it, I’m just stating my opinion that the origional was more… logoish. I do like it, though. Really.
Sorry, my bad. Double post. *headdesk*
I think if we made the origional (the one at the top of this page) in a little more serious font, it could serve as our “official” logo, and would look more realistic. But we would keep it for, y’know, having fun.
Ahh! Triple post! *eats mouse*
Maybe if you took the gigantic Kokopelli out, it would look a bit less jumbled.
looks like some firefighters ruined my plan,
but its not over yet WHAHAHAHAHAHA! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !
Hey, Logogeo#69 or whatever the heck you call yourself! If you can’t think up schemes that don’t involve killing billions of people, then stay on the World of Warcraft and don’t attempt to start us frying the earth!
Yes, that was quite the impressive tirade I just gave, wasn’t it? No bad feelings, Logogeo, but we’re not about that. By the way, have you taken the oath?
Yeah, and the UN Outer Space Treaty doesn’t let you do stuff like that anyway.
78&79-huh?! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !
80- Don’t fry the world.
I just did some cool embelishments on the logo. I e-mailed it to the GAPAs, you might see it on museblog sometime soon.
This may be totally unrelated, but why don’t we all just annex the moon and Mars, then build pie-silos on the planets mentioned. Then you may proceed to pie key military and social/goverment installations, then finish the takeover of earth with a large group of hpb special forces. then you can finish off any resistance and the conquest will be complete!
83- Well, the UN Outer Space Treaty says no NATION can claim ownership of the surface of a celestial body, but Mostly Harmless is an ORGANIZATION, not a NATION.
Nothing can violate the sovereignty of the celestial bodies…Mostly Harmless definitely cannot claim ownership over a planet.
Wouldn’t it be a better idea to create an entirely new planet?
85- You’re right. I wasn’t really for the annexation idea anyway. We could colonize, but not claim.
I wore my Mostly Harmless shirt today, some of the family members asked about it, but none of them really understood when I explained taht it was a plan to take over the world. Oh well.
!!!
No nation can claim ownership of the SURFACE of a celestial body, but what about the inside?
88- Still, it’s not a good idea to monkey around where International Law is involved.
88- or in hollowing out planets.
Hmm~
I still think that getting Kokonspirators into positions of power is the most reliable way to go.
!!!!!
I have an idea relating to the above. A Kokonspiracy map. Areas which Mostly Harmless controls will be in hot pink, and areas which Mostly Harmless influences will be in pale pink. Everywhere else will be white.
For instance, Robert is an editor for Science, right? Everywhere that Science is published will be pale pink.
and most of Chicagoland is pale pink.
And Spokane is in pale pink right now.
Today at the Kokon we were discussing that we should really go after teachers, since teachers certainly like Muse most of the time, and they can spread it to many of their students.
Yeah.
good idea. you’re right, teachers often times use Muse as a teaching tool.
Heh, give me the word, friends, and I’ll color the whole of DC pale pink.
White House, here I come! Prepare to be… THE PALE PINK HOUSE!
Waves from central North Carolina…how about some pink over here?
96- Washington DC or DC Comics?
Ohhhhhhh.
I think there needs to be a further shade. Pink is influence. Hot pink is control. Pale pink is indirect influence.
Where’s Paul Baker from? (Yeah, England, but more specific.)
(99) Kingswinford. Which you can find on a map at kingswinford.org more easily than I can explain.
-99 well, we want hot pink–it shows that we are not some undetermined group of kids–we are in control, or will be.
Uuuuuhhh…. why does everyone want to know that Paul Baker lives in Kingswinford?
Will somebody please tell me what’s going on? I like the map idea myself, (check comment 91, posted by ΡÖŞÎĈ) but (leapfrogging off comment 93) we should get the school districts to make Muse a mandatory subscription.
By the way, whats the Kokon?
I’m going to make the map.
You can color NYC pale pink.
Color MN pale pink. Specifically, the Twin Cities/Metro area.
hmmm, mostly harmless is a little….well, harmles of late, we need to move it back along again.
104-how about Magenta? It’s like, we are in even more control, POSOC, are you going to make a map of the whole world?
Hello…? Is this dead?
NO! it’s NOT DEAD! just slow.
Then how come nobody’s posting?
I have an idea, we’ve been saying how we can rely on teachers who are in to MUSE to pass on a love for MUSE to their students. Someone could make guide lines for a conversation to get teachers interested in MUSE! ! ! ! ! ! ! !
example:
Muser to teacher: I want you to read this article its very interesting its about . . .
(teacher reads article)
Teacher to Muser: (says something like) WOW cool article . . .
This would involve studying the way teachers think and respond so we can get teachers interested in MUSE! ! ! ! ! ! !
111- I’ve given an article to my science teacher!
Greetings! I am new in Mostly Harmless. I suggest we post Mostly Harmless info on the Neophytes thread. Have we sent the letter? If not, will we?
Greetings we are currently in the midst of taking over the world and we fear a confrontation with “mostly harmless”, for of all the world domination plans on the net you have the most potential (if maybe not the most organized lol) so logic would prompt me to destroy you…. but we have a love of are lovely magazine and so feal torn between two loves.*sniffle* What to do ? That’s why I’m writing (but perhaps I should post this in the romance thread?)Any suggestions?
Has anyone ever thought that the Mostly Harmless idea of turning everyone into a Muser might not be such a good idea?, because if being a Muser was the norm then MuseBlog would be completely crowded all day and night and it wouldn’t be so unique to be part of the MUSE culture! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !
115- We are not trying to get everyone to be a muser. not everyone should be a muser. We just want to make it bigger then it is. And The Blog is alreary crowded day and night. The Gapas aren’t always on, so that’s why it may not seem that way.
Trust me, this is one of the faster forums on the web.
116- Its not as crowded as it COULD be! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! Okay, I guess I had the wrong idea about Mostly Harmless
*is emberassed* ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !
i’m going to post a mostly harmless discription in the ‘phytes thread.
Hmmm… we gave a pledge to go to the mostly harmless thread every time we came to the blog and write something but I don’t have any thing of interest to write… since no one has answered my post …so I write this and hope it will satisfy the Gapa’s and Gods wrath for we have fulfilled the oath.
we really need to get MH going again…send the article…just posting isn’t gonna get anything done.
I thought that we declared the oath null? and that the aricle was null too?
Embellishments for the Mostly Harmless logo, submitted by ZVX:
Has anyone ever thought that the MUSE world domination idea of turning everyone into a Muser might not be such a good idea?, because if being a Muser was the norm then MuseBlog would be much more crowded than it already is all day and night and it wouldn’t be so unique to be part of the MUSE culture! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !
What is the kokonspiracy?
It’s our plan for world domination. Here’s where it really got started, when someone suggested we codename the plan “Mostly Harmless” back on the GABOOMBA.
https://musefanpage.com/NewFiles/message_archive_2.html#193
Today I helped spread Mostly Harmless by giving someone at my school a picture of a wung with the caption SUPPORT THE KOKONSPIRACY! When she asked for an explanation, I said, “Google it.”
Every little bit helps… Moi-hahahahahahaha.
WE NEED A REVOLUTION.
But when it’s for people whose minds that hate
All I’ve say is Buddy you’ve got to wait
Don’t you know it’s gonna be
All right
All right
ALL RIGHT
ALL RIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!
You say you want a revolution
Well, you know
We all want to change the world
You tell me that it’s evolution
Well, you know
We all want to change the world
But when you talk about destruction
Don’t you know that you can count me out
Don’t you know it’s gonna be all right
all right, all right!!!
I googled it, and it came right here!!!!
127,128- No…no… *falls to ground*
129- *shrugs* *joins on ground* Why exactly did you fall?
130- *unstops ears* Oh, hi, POSOC. Is it over?
(You have no idea how many times I’ve had to listen to that song.)
If you can tell me Kokopelli’s stances on some issues, I could make a campaign ad like for TV.
Campaign Slogan: “Live Free Or Pie!”
Kokopelli thinks that…
Well, I’m not sure. He should come here!
I think I’d first do an environment one and a space exploration one. How do we get Kokopelli to talk to us?
135. Yell over to Koko that you have a blueprint for a long-range, light-weight pie thrower, but you’ll only give it to him if he talks with you.
(135, 136) Kokopelli made his campaign platform and plans pellucidly clear a long time ago, as you can see here:
https://musefanpage.com/blog/?p=424#comment-49 .
Re: Map- Washington DC should be pale pink…
137- Hey! I first posted on that thread:
130. the man for aeiou | July 29th, 2006 at 10:39 am
carrw running mate has to be aeiou
Okay, so he’s for war being fought with pies, which is good, which frees up defense funds to help the environment…
Okay, how’s this as the narration?
“War costs a lot of money. Guns, tanks, bombs, it all costs millions and millions of dollars. YOUR dollars. But it doesn’t have to be this way…”
“Imagine war fought with pies. Imagine untold defence dollars that could be used for something else, something better…”
“Imagine enhanced protection of our national parks and monuments…”
“Imagine serious research into energy alternatives…”
“Imagine a return to the moon, and on to Mars…”
“Imagine Kokopelli.”
“Kokopelli for president, 2008.”
I like it!
I can’t make it for a while, though, as my computer’s being repaired and this is a school computer.
-122 whoa! thanks GAPAs, i soooo wanted that to be on there!
dead thread. GAPAs, could you move the kokonspiracy somewhere where ppl would see it? that would be great!
thanks,
Ź√Ҳ,
This is not a dead thread!! (I’m here)
I thinkI’ve lost my HOB jacket. I can’t find it anywhere. Hmmmm.
I CAN’T FIND MY HPB JACKET!!!! NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!! I’m wearing my HPB pin today.
Can I get my hands on any posters of the logo or stuff like that? I’d like to hang some up at my efterschool. I’m getting muse deliverd here now (yes!) and efterschool is very musish, so I may convert some people to our cause. A lot of them are very good at english.
Live free or be pied hard?
exactly.
ZVX
but remember,
PWT PWNS–LIVE FREE OR BE PIED HARD!
141- Nice…. I really like that. I’d vote for him.
i can get some stuff for the kokoconspriacy on my web page- firs I have to get my webpage onto the web…. I will have to work on that…
i have a website. i should put a kokospiracy poster up.
154 – Do it.
So, MARFwarrior, how was RAND? The NSA was fun. I told them about the Kokonspiracy. They looked like they were going to commit me until Jacob dragged me to the gift shop.
I think I’ve found a loophole that would allow the non-American born Muses to run; they could be born in the American embassies of their respective countries.
155- they thought you were insane? Well, that tells you something about the Goverment!
157 – No kidding,
Should I start a Kokonspiracy Web page?
159 – *sigh* Will you delete one blog if you do so so that I may squeeze every MBer’s blog I have found?
possibly, but you don’t have to have links to all my eccentricities.
I DON’T???? Jeez!
But wait! Don’t delete all the links…!
159- Dude…you have enough blogs.
159-I don’t have the links to any of your blogs!
GAPAs, these are de-linkified, so please don’t delete them.
[Snip! Sorry, ZVX. No links to personal Web pages. You know that, or should. –Admin.]
I have two others, which you will find links to.
-164 yep. you hit the nail on the head.
I’ve only posted on ZVX’s and Kokonilly’s blogs, I have found no one else’s.
166-Since when does MuseBlog allow links to personal sites?!?!!?!?!
Red-tailed HAWK
We don’t.
sorry Robert. I should know that, I was just trying to help Bookworm.
Well, just try to spread the word about teh Kokonspiracy
In school, out teacher allowed us to draw on the chalk board for a little bit. I wrote KOKO FOR PRESIDENT on it and my friends put “puffs” after Koko, so it was kokopuffs. Aw man.
Right: Here’s our project[s] currently:
The Article, which can be found below.
Spreading the word. According to mass vote, web page[s] should be put up by someone else.
Getting more organized. We’re horribly in disarray because of old threadness, no supporters, and general disrepair.
Getting people excited about it. Here’s a great narration, (© 2008, KaiYves. Edits/alterations © 2008 by ZVX.)
“War costs billions of dollars. Guns, tanks, bombs, it all costs billions and billions of dollars. Your dollars. But it doesn’t have to be this way…â€
“Imagine war fought with pies. Imagine untold defense dollars that could be used for something else, something better…â€
“Imagine enhanced protection of our national parks and monuments…â€
“Imagine affordable pastry and health care.”
“Imagine serious research into energy alternatives…â€
“Imagine a return to the moon, and on to Mars…â€
“Imagine life as you’ve never seen it before.”
“Imagine Kokopelli.â€
“Kokopelli for president, 2008.â€
“go to https://musefanpage.com/blog/?p=1267 for details.”
also, the article:
Dear Musers:
Deep within the cyberspace, in a universe known only to the modern Muser, a conspiracy is afoot. Its mission: world domination. As you probably know, what sets Muse head and shoulders above most ordinary magazines on the rack is the unique culture that has come to be associated with it over its 10+ year existence. What you may not know is that the website musefanpage.com/blog is dedicated to sharing this culture, which it calls ‘La Vida Koko’.†[Why is there a quotation mark there?]
You have probably seen various references to MuseBlog in the letterbox. Perhaps you thought this was a place where Muse readers discuss the magazine. Nothing could be further from the truth. In fact, the MuseBloggers are extremely ambitious. They’re ambitions extend to everything up to and including taking over the world.
In the troubled times that we live in, a group of MuseBloggers have formed a group of conspirators and sworn nonsecrecy to the common cause. In fact, the mission is so nonsecret that the group constantly tries to get attention.
The reader at this point may ask, “Why is world domination preferable?â€
We MuseBloggers have found the current world leaders incapable of doing their job. Therefore, we have started a plot called the Kokonspiracy, codenamed Mostly Harmless which calls for world domination, Kokopelli for President and pies in every face. Already, we have begun carrying out the first stage of our plan: letting people know that we exist. Have you found leaflets with mentions of Muse in your library books lately? Or found washed up bottles on the beach containing messages about Muse? Or seen any other odd things that have to do with Muse?
Don’t be worried if you haven’t, because we can assure you that other people have. We do use the phrase “world domination†jestingly. What we want is an enlightened society. A society of no wars, no cultural problems such as racism or sexism, and no idiotic politicians getting us into all sorts of trouble. A society where the environment, animals and people are respected.
It sounds like an extremely corny kid’s movie. Pipe dreams. We must remind ourselves that in twenty, thirty or forty years we will be the politicians, the lawyers, the doctors, the juries, the judges, and the grocer at the grocery store. We will be in the position of power.
What this society needs are more people who read Muse. We are not advertising, we are just trying to make the world a better place. If you want to help us make this happen, then visit our site at https://musefanpage.com/blog/?p=1267 We can change the world.
Sincerely,
The Kokonspirators, soon to be the Kokonquerors
please edit!
I think that’s good. But how are we going to get people to see it? The most we can do is get it into Muse, and that might not even happen. It’s not like we put it on a bill board, or make a annoying chain letter and send it to everybody, but have high hope my fellow Kokonspirators, though I must say I don’t have many myself, it might even make it to Muse.
How about: Kokopelli for President, 2012. It’s too late for 2008!
I think we need to start laying out plans for the Kokonarchy (our future government). Turning people to the Kokonspiracy is important, but we need to plan even further. Unless there are any objections, the official Kokonstitution will be written in Ble, and translated by 1,000 HPBs on typewriters, or something like that. As for what kind of government it will be, that’s up for grabs. Socialism, democracy, monarchy, theocracy, or anything. And as long as the world doesn’t end in 2012, it will be an everlasting utopian society, free from violence, ignorance, and apathy.
I’ll make a web page.
Socialism!
-176 exactly. Except what kind of gov. isn’t a question. It’s a musery, isn’t it?
What shall I put on the main page??
Oh yeah, I already have a heading “THE KOKONSPIRACY” and the Mostly Harmless logo.
I don’t think it should have a kind of government. ’cause it’s the world. The world doesn’t need to be led. It can do what ever it wants. One day when we’re in power, some people will think we’re not doing a good job (whoever that may be) so there should be no power. There should be no rulers. Just, janitors, and teachers I know. Your thinking, “Janitors? Teachers?” well, this world is a mess. The worst mess. And people can clean it up. Not the kind of “Wall-E” kind of clean up, a new start. It will be clean of wars. And teachers will not tell people what to do, but remind people of what not to do. How to help.
I made a flyer and might send it in to the GAPAs, might.
We strongly discourage discussion of other Web sites in general, and we STRONGLY discourage discussion of personal Web sites. Stepped-up zappage and retrozappage will commence herewith.
ok, I sent it, though I think it might not work… might…
184 – Okay. So, how do I get other MBers to see it?
And, more importantly, how do I publish it?
Can I send the file to you, GAPAs?
Guys, why do you persist in trying to slip this stuff past the GAPAs?
You’re right. It’s not a government. It’s more of a perfect society. When we succeed, there will be no need for rule because there will be no one trying to resist ruling. And stop making the GAPAs lives miserable and attracting online buzzards! We don’t need more websites to bring in a new world order! One’s enough, if it’s Museblog.
But first, who wants
-shaped biscuits, e.g. cookies?
-188 ’cause that’s what we do.
176- an anarchy!
More tools for the Kokonspiracy.
These were sent semi-anoynymously:
Bookmark by Raynpho:
192 – *gasp* Thank you, GAPAs!
Lovely bookmark! If you print it out, I’d slip it inside a plastic cover to keep the ink from staining the pages of a library book. (Many bookstores and stationery shops sell bookmark sheaths.)
191- YES.
192- Sweet bookmark!
(194) Good idea! The last people the Kokonspiracy would want to alienate would be librarians.
You could also use contact paper or other self-adhesive laminating sheets. Looks like it might even be narrow enough to tuck between two pieces of clear mailing tape.
(196) Laminating sheets, yes! Then you could print out a bunch of them, sandwich them all between two sheets, and cut them apart.
Then you’d have the fun of deciding which books to put them in. By now we have a pretty good idea of what the current MuseBloggers like…
Must. Print. out. bookmark. now. Oh, drat, I can’t set the printer up now, because there’s barely enough space for the computer where I have it set up right now….and I’m not going to be on for that much longer….oh well. Must. Print. Out. Bookmark. Later. Yes, that’s it.
I’ll do it…..later. Argleburgh. I’m such a procrastinator.
I do like those though! *claps*
192- Yay, thanks! The exact measurements should be 2.5 by 8 inches. However, when I printed it out, the colors got a bit duller. That’s probably just our printer.
Lamination sounds good
(199) Printers can’t duplicate all the colors you can see on your monitor, especially in the bright range.
I would put it inside “Attack of the Smart Pies” if you ask me.
200- That’s unfortunate.
At least it’s readable, I suppose. That’s what really counts.
Yes! Operation Bookmark Begins!
195- Are you an anarchist or do you just not want to worry about it?
i’m doing my bookmartks with calligraphy on construction paper. =)
they just say
”musefanpage.com
Support the kokonspiracy. ”
192 – Yeah, if “semi-anonymously” means my name is on the first two, then sure.
That bookmark is awesome, Raynpho! Seriously.
197 – Attack of the Smart Pies, LotR, H2G2…a bunch of other stuff.
Making a bookmark sounds fun. What size should they be? (Sorry if this was already discussed…)
-192 actually, they’re off of KB–oh never mind. I’m not supposed to talk about it anyway.
and Vixen + Bookworm, go on to KB now.
206- WHAT’S KB?
206-I will.
GAPAs, please don’t zap that. I know you don’t approve, but if they do want to go on there…
(209) ZVX, we have a policy that we do not post contact information or links to personal web sites of MBers. End of story. I’m sure you mean well, but please stop trying to slide past the gate.