“Neophyte” comes from Greek roots meaning “newly planted.” If you’ve landed on the blog and think you might want to put down roots here, stop in for a friendly welcome and some helpful tips from those already here.
Please read The Rules. You might also glance at The HG2MB (Hitchhiker’s Guide to MuseBlog), which contains helpful hints regarding local customs, lingo, and other peculiarities of the blog; smiley information included.
(First post?)
Lovely. Welcome, Neophytes!
Are there any neophytes yet?
2-I don’t think so.
Welcome, Newcomers!!!
2-I don’t think so. I don’t see any Newcomers either.
Red-tailed HAWK
Here, neophytes neophytes neophytes… don’t be afraid… we’re not THAT scary…
HELPFUL THINGS:
Flamablamablous: adj. MuseBlog slang for cool, awesome, neat, etc.
H2G2: n. Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy, a book/series of books by Douglas Adams. All the rage among MuseBloggers.
Kokonvention: n. A non-virtual gathering of MuseBloggers.
Pie:
1. n. A pastry composed of a flaky crust filled with cooked fruit, custard, etc.
2. v. To pie; to launch a pie into someone face. Usually a symbol of welcoming or celebration, only rarely an aggressive act.
RRR: n. Round Robin ‘Riting, a thread in which MuseBloggers take turns writing a story.
*pies neophytes*
Welcome, neophytes! I am the Crazy Titan Nerd, who is a Titanite under the name of TEE325… I make wonderouslly icy, rocky, jagged, and orange Titanite pies. *pies* You can often find me on Bunny Apocalypse, Alter Egas, A Thread for HAPPY things, and more…
Hi Neophytes,
here’s bit more on Muse language, which Alice started in post #6.
W00t! an expression of general enthusiasm.
‘Phyte[s]: You.
Kokonspiracy A vast vast network of double agents, spies, and schemers devoted solely to World Domination.
GAPA: Great And Powerful Administrator.
HPB: Hot-Pink Bunny. For the gory details, see Bunny Apocalypse. ( https://musefanpage.com/blog/?p=1375 )
Have Fun, we’re at least mostly sane.
How long is someone considered a neophyte?
1 month, I think.
9- It varies according to how quickly and seamlessly a person adapts to the blog. Some people are neophytes longer than others.
Okay, lets see… then on July 25, I will no longer be new!
9, 10-I don’t know how long. But I was a neophyte…never. I just went to the random thread and started posting. I didn’t discover the welcoming thread until about a month after I came. Kind of sad…
Oh wait- ahck- I missed a comment. Okay, so on July 25, I may or may not be new.
13- I hope you got welcome pies anyway.
Bookworm, my memory is abysmal, do you remember what my first day was?
Do you think it will be more or less than a month when I am not a Phyte anymore?
15-You posted first on June 17th!
welcome neophytes that are not here yet! I usually say this with capital letters, but since I don’t see any ‘phytes I’m not as enthusiastic.
RAWR- I’m sorry to inform everyone, but my only marginally insane sister wants to post. She probably won’t stick around though.
Moo I’m a Cow- Hola! I’m a cow from moo moo ville
RAWR- Anything else?
Moo I’m a Cow- Nope
RAWR- Okay then. Well, let’s go see if we can find you a thread that you’ll like.
Moo I’m a Cow- ok, bye for now
RAWR- Oh yes, I almost forgot- *pies in face with a rhubarb pie*
Moo I’m a Cow- Make that a blueberry pie their more yummy
RAWR- *sigh*
It doesn’t work like that- and please use punctuation!
18- Well, RAWR, you’re generous. Or maybe Moo is just a nicer sister than mine. *pies Moo*
RAWR- 19- Sisters… They may be rude, but sometimes you have to help them. Say thank you for the pie, Moo.
Moo I’m a Cow-Thanks for the pies their nummy!
20- Can some one tell me how Moo’s eatting the pies?
18/20- you mean “they’re”. (sorry about that– but some grammer mistakes I simply can not bear. *pies by way of apology*)
Well, my lovely little ‘phytes. all the rumors you may have heard about world domination are false. we deny them. We also deny an obsession with flying pastry and all things random. False! Do you hear me? False! So are the rumors that we make ‘phytes pass seven tests of fire, water, earth, air, stone, light and dak.
Urk- *rereads post 20, my part* Oops- that did not sound the way I meant it to- my sincere apologies to any sisters I offended
22- I know, her grammar is horrible. Please help me pound some smarts into fluff filled head of hers! I’ve been trying for 12 years, but have made little progress…A big part of the problem is that she hates to read. I don’t understand it!
To me their are things that are more fun than reading. The only books or stories I like are Mystery.
Wha…wha…guh-nihp?! (that was a stammer of disbelief) More fun than reading?!! I realize that you are entitled to your own opinion, but that is not possible. There are things that come close, but reading is magical! It fuels the creative mind! It takes you away metaphysically when you can’t stand where you are physically! It soothes your spirit- replenishes your will to carry on, even if you only have the smallest scrap of will left! It teaches you things that no one would ever have thought to teach you, whispers secrets long forgotten, giving you wisdom that might one day do something wonderful, beyond your wildest dreams!
I frown upon you, Moo I’m a cow. While still respecting the fact that you are entitled to your own opinion.
I assume post 25 was actually from RAWR? Oh, and *pies* all around, abecedarian or not.
24/25- …………. Alternate personality disorder much?
I luuuurves reading. I like Twilight and Harry Potter, and as all the other musers know, I will rant about the said topics until everyone is ready to take a pistol to my head.
But I love you guys anyway!
26-Oops, yeah post 25 is from me. I saw my email address and assumed it was also my name. Moo says she just doesn’t feel like changing it to hers, so she just uses mine since it’s already there.
-19 I have experience with sisters. But wheee! She’s away for the summer, so I am now Official Ruler of the Bathroom
(which I probably should be cleaning right now.)
24- *cringe*
There’s “they’re”, “their”, and “there”. T-H-E-I-R is not an accepted spelling for all three words.
MissSwan, you remind me a great deal of a friend of mine who is also Hp and twilight obsessed (and i do not use that word lightly). Except she wouldn’t have batted an eyelid at the alternate personalities, having three herself.
What on earth is more fun than reading
saying illogical posts like “To me their are things that are more fun than reading.”
NO!
What is more fun!!?!?
*Boycotts Moo* *Boycotts Moo More* *Forces Moo to Read Books* *Forces Moo To Read More Books* *Is Generally Tempramental and Upset About People Not Liking Reading*
*gasp* MOO HOW COULD YOU? HOW COULD YOU? Nothing is more fun than books. And how old are you?
Welcome Moo. *pies*
As for reading: I dearly love to read, and I can’t image a life without being surrounded by books, magazines, and all other manner of reading material. In fact, when I learned how to read I was so excited about it that I’d charge through several lessons a day in the book we were using (How to teach your child to read in 100 easy steps).
I spent half my time as a little kid running around outside and the other half stuck in a book. (The first real book I read was Ramona Quimby, age 8, I think I was about 5 or 6 at the time.)
I do enjoy other things though, and sometimes I really just don’t feel like paying attention to a book. So, there are some things that are as satisfying as a book, and certainly as enjoyable, but I also find that being lost in a book is better if you do other things as well, and doing other things is infinitely enhanced by the pleasure or curling up with a book later on.
*is a bookworm*
13-Oh, I got pies alright…but they weren’t really welcoming pies.
Zinc the sorceress- Hello, phytes! I am Zinc the sorceress-
I think they already know. I’m tired of writing for you, so I’m booting you out. *boots*
Leafygreen- And I’m her best friend, Leafygreen, who isn’t actually Leafygreen, but Zinc writing for me because I can’t use the computer. Sh, don’t tell anyone… *looks around suspiciously*
Zinc the sorceress-
Leafygreen- Hey! *is booted*
Porky Pig- T-t-that’s all, folks! *is booted out by Zinc*
Darn. GAPAs, could you fix that sarcastic smiley? Tankyu! Neophytes, to bold your text, all you have to do is (without the space) To end it, simply (without the space) To
cross outyou text, put(without the space) To end it, you put(without the space) And finally (for this is all I know), to italicise, put (without the space) To end it, put (again, without the space) Also, if you’re using Internet Explorer, the comment box may appear to shrink. The End of my Boring/Useless RamblingsDARN!
-24 Jeez! Where have you been dude?!
here, phytes, it’s the
HTMLcommands.to make text
Code:the command is: {code} but use brackets around it like this () rather than like this. ( {} )to make text Green: the command is: {a}
to make text Bold: The command is: {b} and/or {strong}
to make text italic: The command is: {i} and/or {em}
to make text <acronym title=””Acronym Title:</acronym title=”” The command is: {acronym title=””}
that should be enough to get you started, I’ll post smileys a little later.
I got one welcome pie when I was a neophyte. ONE.
(sorry for the double post)
so is this it?
{b}pie{b}
{i}pie{i}
I was never good at this kind of html. Though other kinds I’m fine.
Greeting newcomers!
*pies*
Hi Moo! I looooove reading, but that’s probably just because I was raised on it, my house being full of books.
I apologize to all the ‘phytes I haven’t welcomed in the past. I don’t hate you or anything, I just get lazy about checking this thread.
*belated pies*
41- Intead of {}s, use the arrow thingies on the period and comma keys of the keyboard. It’s right below the comment box, anyways, so you can’t forget how. Just choose one of them that’s listed under the comment box, write it, write whatever you want to say, then right the code again, but with a “/” in front of the first letter, but after the arrow thingy.
It should turn out something like this, if you choose "code."-40 lucky! I never got a single one…
kiwimuncher, there’s only been one neophyte who’s already been pied.
46- and it’s the fourth day of the month.
30- Thank you! I take that as a complement. I have no problem with alternate personalities, I have… about 6. Yes, if you count Hermione, then 6.
Welcome!
-10 no, until they’re mature enough to be a regular.
-9 RAWR, no need to worry, you’re shall we say and old phyte. Soon no one will consider you to one.
Yay! *does happy dance*
33- I’m 12 going on 13, my birthday is on July 21 *looks at calendar*
thats 17 more days yay! Also there are things that are more fun than reading like…swimming, making cupcakes or any kind of sweet for that matter, playing with your friends or pets, and theres a some more but I can’t think of them right now.
My cousin may be coming! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !
48- 6!?! I salute you. I only have three personalities, an alter ego, and an imaginary friend. Of course, my friend with the three peronsalities sometimes invades my head, making it quite crowded up there.
oops, I missed alot!
51- You left out shopping. I thought shopping was you’re one true love? You’re always begging for new cloths.
52- Hurray! Do they know what threads they’ll probably be posting on?
48,53- Wow-that’s quite a party! I hope they’re all nice. I had one imaginary voice (Charlotte) and two other figures that plagued me when I was little. Charlotte was evil… She’s the whole reason I needed a night light for- *counts* almost eleven years. I blame her for all the creepy episodes I had. I still get spooked thinking about them…*shivers*
*comes*
*pie any neophytes*
*leaves*
55- There was an invisibke girl living in my house when I was relly little. Her name was Sissy. Whenever I would do something wrong, it was really Sissy doing it.
55-*pies self for own grammar error* No more late night posts for me… Actually, I suppose that one was early morning…
57- They scare me. They can make you see and hear stuff that your childhood really could have done with out…
I’ve managed to avoid invisible people thus far.
55- It is quite the party! especially when I start talking and everyone else starts giving me strange looks because they only hear about 1/3 of the conversation
60- My friend will spontaneously break out into different alternate personalities, may it be in English class, swimming in the lake, or talking to my brother. It’s quite hilarious when suddenly she’s not Mae anymore, she’s Tobias, or Myoki.
The issue on “Red” is getting annoying. the letters of the word “red” are in red, and at the end, “not red” is printed in yellow. whassup with that?
what the heck is a pie point?
63- I dunno, but if you remove th e “point”, then yes. *pies*
63- *pies* HELLO!
*PIES*
I have quite a few imaginary friends. One of them is from Titan. NAPOI was poked imaginarily by one of their imaginary pins.
63- *Pies* Hello!
-63 a pie point is a sort of point. Points are really just name adornment, but they are coveted when passed into possession.
they may be traded, won, or awarded, depending on the sort. Here are all the points:
Wung Points: A wung point is won be playing Paker, a mix of Poker and Paul Baker. Wung points are extremely valuable, so hold on to yours!
Spdzk Points: These are a very different kind of point. Go to Pieceful Pie Planet for more.
Pie Points: PiePoints are traded with others, but have much less value than Spdzk, therefore you can have huge numbers. I have 411 of the 1,000 out there.
Brain Points: These are found on Bunny Apocalsypse, ( https://musefanpage.com/blog/?p=1375) The brain point gives you a riddle, if you guess it right, you get twenty, thirty, forty, or fifty points, depending on the riddle. Currently, there are only 3 people in possession of Brain Points: Turquoise, me, And Brendan The Science Whiz/Fforde Fan.
I hope this was helpful!
ZVX
RE: Imaginary friends/alter egoes
I had quite a pack of them in 3rd grade, that were all variations of different aspects of my personality. Let me see if I can remember them all. (Several of the names are variations off of my name, so I’ll self-censor)
(My name backwards): Quiet, patient, hailed from Htrae
(Variation of my name): High tech space warrior/mage
Running Deer: Native American, quiet, sensible, smart
(The username that I used to use for everything online): Virtual being that lives online and is really good with computers
Those were the main four, and then there were two that I added later.
Pepe: Shadow being that follows me around on sunny days
Mimi: Escaped slave
Yeah. I like the first 4 the best. ^^
I had, and still have, like 5 million. But here are the ones I use the most:
Baylee (yes, Baylee): adventurous, great swordfighter, magyk user, not so patient…
Aliae Maak: The quiet Jedi from Raal
Pedro: some random guy from Mexico
Cristina: A person who lived in the 60s along with the beatles, who knew them personally, and loved puppies.
68- I beg to differ: I have five Brain Points.
I only have one. He’s the character I played in the theatrical production I mentioned on the latest William Shakespeare Birthday thread.
62- That, my friend, is called ‘sarcastic satire’. The people of Muse use it to keep us nerds all laughing our heads off. I myself almost peed myself when I saw that particular part of that issue.
-71 sorry, I didn’t think since yours are abbreviated, Sir Canix.
ZVX
74- You know, I’ve never asked you; what on earth does your name mean?
I’m a neophyte!
Switch your light to a Compact Flourescent Light!
A Amtrak train gets a equivalent of 42 mpg, that’s only 4.4 co2 tons per person. Ride it!
When you’re renting or buying, get a Prius. It gets 48 mpg & gives off 4 tons of co2–less than half of the average car. The new 2009 Prius will be a plug-in and has solar panels for the air conditioner.
RECYCLE!
BE GREEN!
GO NEOPHYTES!
-75 Zoufled Verbil Xerix. I don’t have any idea HOW I managed to come up with that. It’s the weirdest thing I could think of.
-76 Hello! Don’t worry, we’re all nerds for green energy here! *pies*
*pies CFL-CTA*
Welcome!
*pies again*
Welcome CFL-CTA! Go Environment! *Earthy Pies*
Hello, CFL-CTA! *pies with ice cream pies*
Correct me if I’m wrong, but doesn’t the Prius use a nickel battery? There was some car that did… I’m pretty sure it was the Prius…
Hi, CFL-CTA! *pies with environmentally friendly pies*
I was dwelling on tacos, when I suddenly had the urge to pie someone with a nacho-salsa pie. Nacho-salsa pie… interesting. So instead of or accompanying my ice cream pie, you also get a nacho-salsa pie, CFL-CTA
!
76- Welcome! *pies with green pies* I am a green freak also. I refuse to use air conditioning and ride my bike everywhere that’s closer than 20 miles away.
77- I…see. How creative!
somthing
*Beep* Pointless Post detected! *Beep* *Prints Ticket* You owe 56 pieces of Choklit to the PoPoPo! *Opens Slot for Choklit Deposit*
*Beep* Affirmative! All Pointless Posters must pay fine! *Beep* Hand over your Choklit!
*beep* Excuse me, but MARFwarrior has retired for the night. Expect the debt paid tomorrow.
PoPoPo, (just as fair warning) we will all slice off your robot head and leave it to the HPBs if you double/triple post. (however creative and hilarious it may be…
)
88- I was the second guy, I have no idea who the first one is. There wasn’t a double post there.
CFL-CTA , welcome!
*pies with Titanite-Friendly Pies*
90- Arghh…
New Alter Ego ruined! Sorry for doublepost!
76- Why HELLO! How wonderful for you to be on Museblog today!
*sings*
It’s a beautiful day in Museblog
A beautiful day for a neophyte
Would you be mine?
Could you be mine?…
It’s a neophyetly day in this beauty blog
A neighborly day for a blogging
Would you be mine?
Could you be mine?…
I’ve always wanted to have a neighbor just like you.
I’ve always wanted to live in a neighborhood with you.
So, let’s make the most of this beautiful day.
Since we’re together we might as well say:
Would you be mine?
Could you be mine?
Won’t you be my neighbor?
Won’t you please,
Won’t you please?
Please won’t you be my neighbor?
ok I gues it wasn’t the most, appropriate song for right now, maybe more of a WELCOME NEOPHYTES song, but I felt like singing it, deal with it
WELCOME ALL FRIENDLY NEOPHYTES!
Yeah, FRIENDLY neophytes. Not the kind who hate blueberries *glares*
92 – *covers ears* Your singing BURNS!!!!
Just kidding.
I don’t like blueberries either.
93 – You think that’s bad?
-finds llama song lyrics-
But it’s still a good song, Beatlesrockr.
93- *glares harder* you don’t like blueberries? BLUEBERRIES? How can you NOT like them?
Ah well, too bad.
What about strawberries?
95 – Nope. No strawberries for me. Or raspberries. Or green apples. Or cranberries. Or *gasp* hot dogs! Or *gasp* hamburgers!
96 –
Are you HUMAN?
97 –
I think so! I also don’t like…
Spaghetti with anything on it
Brown M&Ms
Grape-flavored anything (but I like grapes)
A ton of other stuff (I’m a very picky eater.)
Sandwiches (except for Nutella sandwiches)
Ice cream (except vanilla and Coldstone’s Cake Batter)
98 – Wow.
Even I’m not that much of a picky eater.
Same here, I HATE grape flavored things but I LOVE grapes. Odd.
99 – Would you like me to go on? *opens mouth* *is pied* Ew! Pie!
*is chocolate cake-d* Ew! Chocolate cake! *is pied again*
100 – They taste completely different.
-98 I sypathize with your grape not lining-ness.
68:
I don’t think there are 1000 piepoints, you have 411, bookworm has 4 hundred somthing, and most importantly, HAWK has over 1000. I think 7,000 or higher.
Speaking of which, Points can be given. *coughcoughHAWKcoughcough*
*coughpleasecough*
nope. we’re not logical, but there’s only 1000 piepoints. according to IBCF.
98, 100, 102 – Okay, so maybe I agree with that too.
98- You don’t like brown M&Ms? Why? I thought they all tasted the same… *runs of to fetch a bag of M&Ms* Does anyone know what the Ms stand for? I’m thinking it has to do with the founders having the same first initial.
Brown m and ms shloud have kokopelli on them.
107- Yes. They shloud.
-106 yep. Mark and Mike.
-107 *pies* Hi!
109- So if you think about it, if you eat an M&M, you are eating a Mark or a Mike. I wonder if every time you pop one in your mouth, a Mark or Mike dies…*looks down at packet of Marks and Mikes* Now every time I eat one I’m going to hear little screams of pain and agony! *dumps packet outside* Run little Marks and Mikes! Be free!
(106, 109, 110) Actually Mars and Murrie, I believe.
111- Oh, OK, then. -eats M&Ms-
*man outside screams* “My legs! My legs!” Alice, quick spit out that Murrie!
114- -spits our Murrie- Sorry.
110 – If that’s what M&Ms are, what about Mike & Ikes?
No idea.
116- Mike Green and Ike Johnson! Friends of the founders. Great. Another candy not to eat. Poor little guys… *dumps box* there you go. Be safe!
There are 10,000 piepoints.
I like M+Ms. I don’t notice much of a difference in flavor between the different colors.
Any Newcomers? No? Ah well… *Walks away*
Red-tailed HAWK
106 – They taste very different. The yellows taste less chocolatey then the browns. The browns are far too chocolatey.
In five days I am no longer a Phyte!
Are there any ‘phytes here?
122- Brendan. For 5 more days.
You know what would be fun? If we could all pretend to be phytes for awhile.
I would laugh.
Hello!!! I am a neophyte! And no, I am not Arabic, but I think Arabic letters are awesome so I put them above. (tell if your browser doesn’t read them, points if you can figure them out)
Hello, ï» ï»± ï» ïº ï»¥ ﺩ! *pies*
124- I put it into a translator and it said:
for me me to [aa] [n] [d]
Which means that obviously you weren’t going a sentence.
But now I know the symbol for “me” in Arabic.
Now I just need to figure out which symbols are on which keys.
Experimentation time!
Ù‹Whoa. That meant nothing.
This is what I got:
vi[?]gdg
And I can’t think of a single word that resembles that.
-pies with Arabic letter pie-
124- Okaaaay, that name’s gonna be tough to pronounce. ï» ï»± ï» ïº ï»¥ ﺩ? How do you pronounce that?
Nah, just kidding. Have some pie! *Pies ï» ï»± ï» ïº ï»¥ ﺩ*
I got “Jlland”. *shrugs* Ah well. *pies anyway*
*pies* Hmmmmmmm. How am I supposed to pronouce your name? How can I type it into the computer? *is perplexed* Hmmmmmm. Well, welcome anyway!
*pies again*
“Leland.”
130 – So ï» ï»± ï» ïº ï»¥ ﺩ is “Leland”?
That’s a really pretty name. Is Leland your actual name? *pies*
So, I’m planning to name my future children Rowena, Celestina, and Salazaar. (which are all characters in Harry Potter XD) (sorry, that was terribly random).
Ya, my actual name is Leland. And notice how Arabic is written from the right to left. The letters actually spell Lyland, with the Y as an E sound.
PS I don’t know how to type other characters in… I think you have to have software. What I do is I go to the wikipedia entry for arabic letters and copy and paste from the lower right chart.
*pies* there should be a little emoticon-type thingey of a pie being thrown at the screen…
133- How about this? =[|}
*splat*
*pies all neophytes*
ï» ï»± ï» ïº ï»¥ ?Welcome! *pies*
133-
=({ ) =({ ) =({ ) =({ )
*splat* *splat* *splat* *splat*
I’m afraid I’ve ruined my computer!
Hi everyone! I am new ,any advice? Oh yeah, I shall rule the world with pink bunny minions . MUHWAHAHAHA
I’ve changed my mind about the Arabic letters. A good idea, but slightly clunky and i’ve decided you don’t need special characters to be special. Henceforth I shall use my traditional screenname (don’t worry, I have no wish to ruin forum quality by changing my mind all the time, so you can count on my consistency from now on, oh GAPAs and whatever else you are called, Most Exalted Editors)
Roger, random_kokopelli97. Initiate Operation Mostly Harmless.
I wonder if there is a secret pie icon code. :pie: :splat: :pies:
-136 come on to bunny apocalypse!
you can make pies like this!
_/\_/\_/\_/\_/\_/\_
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that was a FRIENDLY spike pie. see smiley.
121- There’s no specific period of time in which a person is a ‘phyte. Not until they become one with the MB are they no longer a neophyte. Your focus on being a ‘phyte is forcing you to stay one. Relax and let go of your feeling and you will find true enlighten–*SPLAT*!
*pies Lelandbug* Hallo! A lot of people change their names so much. Just tell everyone on the what’s it called name thread (any help?) Ah well, a pretty name!
I will come back in 30 seconds, the puppy is whining…
(30 seconds later)
138- Did you hear what S/he said? “I shall rule the world with pink bunny minions . MUHWAHAHAHA” Bunny Apocalypse would not be the right thread…
136- Advice: Never say that *pies with Scottish tart blueberry pie topped with strawberry cream* WELCOME!!!!
139- I think I threw everyone off with my fake statistics on when you cease being a neophyte. XD
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Want some more enlightenment, Piggy?
*pies Lelandbug*
*pies Random Kokopelli_97*
136- Random Kokopelli_97, you side with the little pink demons? Oh dear…
woops. looks like more than two spaces are deleted. hmm…
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declare your allegiance, RAWR, or stand to be A-pie-hilated by the HPB Rebellion Operation Pink&Tickle(ish)
(sighs) The bunnies… they escaped my control…(sighs) I never should have invented them… In that TWISTEDLY EVIL secret lab…
143- I despise the rabbits! I am proud to say my home is HPB free. The only bunnies here are white and brown, of the pudgy, nose wiggling variety.
146- Do you have rabbits? I used to have a rabbit, when I was 4. He was my pride and joy. His name was Jimmy, he was white with brown splotches, and he was my best friend. Then he got run oveer by a moving truck. (saddest day of my life, that.)
147 – Awwwwwww… *melts*
147- Aww! Your poor bunny… I know what it’s like to lose a pet to the road. So did you let it roam, or did it escape? My rabbits live in a hutch. Princess, the white one, has been accidentally released many times. Once ran outside because my sister was shouting. Princess was under the hutch, looking very cluless. I told my sister to catch her, as she was closest, but she sobbed, “I d-don’t want-t-t to get dirt-t-ty!!!” Sigh… Honey is the other bunny, brown with a white star on her forehead.
fOuRdAySaNdIaMnOtAnEoPhYtE!1!1!1!
*Key Lime Pies Lelandbug and Kokopelli of Random*
149- He had a cage, but we let him roam throughout the house. He was potty trained! :XD
I might be fostering kittens soon! (you know, if I get permission from my parental units…)
Isn’t that strange how rabbits use litter pans? They’re a lot like cats. Sometimes we bring our rabbits in, but then we have to lock up the cats and dog. Kittens! Do you know how long you’ll be fostering them (If your parental units let you)?
153- As long as possibly possible! I’m running a cat shelter when I’m older, so I want to star practicing now.
154 – I sometimes go to a local animal shelter and play with the kittens. Aren’t they so cute?
153- Why didn’t my rabbits use litter pans, then? They just ignored them.
KITTENS!!! I have a kitten. He has many names, but I call him Gatito.
And then Eva has a kitten (Apollo) that we’re going to take care of for a week while she’s in WA.
154- A cat shelter? Can I help??? -loves cats-
I just finished brushing one cat, and will move on to the other momentarily.
157- I never brush my cats. Or wash them. But I do need to get a flea comb, because Gatito’s wandering through the outdoors has had unpleasant results.
I wonder if brushing them normally helps keep the fleas away. It’s worth a try…
154- Cat shelter- awesome! All the pretty kitties, just waiting to be snuggled…
156- My bunnies manly use the litter pan, but they also go on top of their box and around the litter pan. Did they have a spot? We had to find where they liked to do their business, get them used to using the litter pan, and then we moved it to a more convenient spot.
BEWARE USING FLEA MEDICINE ON AN INFESTED CAT!!! Smokey was really really unhappy, so we flea treated her, and she dropped the ankle bitters everywhere! There must have been three hundred off them! From now on, Smokey must go outside when flea treated. Angel never gets that bad for some reason…
156- Yes, you may. It’s probably going to be in either Great Britian or Oregon. And Robin-Hood WORSHIPPER (small time poster here; my bffl since 2nd grade :D) will be having a large animal vetrinary clinic next door. So, if you’re ok with all of those conditions, feel free to join us!
I’m not a neophyte anymore!!!!!!!!!
YAY!
161- Congrats! *pies into oblivion*
161- Yay! *pies*
16- I’m in Oregon!
My cats like to sleep on the keyboard. Apollo says: ““`8888885454666666667900000000000000000000000000000 000000000000000000000000000000;9llllllllll”””””””””””””””””lh8l333333 33====/******…………………………………………………………………………. …………………………………………………………………………………………… ……………………………………../=
-143 Well, s/he did join the resistance…
-154 WHOA! I am a certified cat lover.
XD
165- I am a card carrying cat lover.
164-
Yay Apollo!
*waves nervously* Hello, there, Musers!Gee, I’m not very good at being a newbie/neophyte/whatever I’m supposedly dubbed as. Nice to meet you.
Hm… You seem somehow familiar…
168 – What?
168-I’m of relation to Agrrrfishi. I’m her cousin. I’m visiting her family for the week, and then I’m going back home, but I left my laptop at home (argh!). Anyweays, I read Muse sometimes and she told me about the blog, so I decided I’d join in the fun.
QueenofAces? AceOfQueens? QueenOfWands? QueenOfPies! *Pies!*
Ohh! Does this mean I get a wand? *ponders the meaning of Bookworm’s random outburst*
And no, I’m not just bothering my big cousin for no reason. My whole family came to celebrate her birthday! Beleive it or not, this is my first vacation of the summer, so I’m verrrrrry excited considering I’m already a hyper ten year old.
Hyper ten-year-old? Drink less Antelope Slurp.
*pies*
Continuing, you are dubbed a neophyte. We used to call them newcomers, but if you think about it, that is soooo old news.
n00b is a term reserved for annoying neophytes, but of course, we won’t call you that. We
likesimply delight in Neophytes! They’re the only thing that keeps the blog going, otherwise…well, there would be nothing bu Administrators on here. (no offense, GAPAs.)So join in and have a pie!
Hello, QueenOfAces! *Pies* It’s nice to meet you, too!
While I was on vacation, I discovered the wonderful world of MagiQuest! All who have played raise your hand! *raises hand*
172-No, I was just making random connections!
175-Aw darn it. I was hoping that I could get a magical education instead of the boring old school one.
*does not want to be a n00b, whatever that is* But Antelope Slurp is my favorite midmorning snack!
176-You can still have a wand, if you want! *Gives Magic Wand*
Ooh, hello QeenOfAces! A n00b is a “newbie” or what we like to call a “neophyte” that is annoying, like when I was one!
But, anyway, *pies* WELCOME!!! *piespiespiespies ect.* YAY! HOORAY FOR NEOPHYTES! *pies with confetti blueberry pie*
177-YAY! *flicks wand and everybody flies through the air* Oops. It wasn’t supposed to do that…
178- Ppppth! Thank you for the lovely pies, they will do wonders for my complexion.
185- See comment 44
[Eragon, don’t practice HTML here, please. There’s a special thread for that. You’ll get better results if you use angle brackets (“greater than” and “less than” signs: < and >).]
OK! Could you post a link to that thread in case i cant find it?
There’s a new one on the main page.
Neophytes? We MBers don’t bite… (Usually!)
Ooh, yay, did I hear there was another hyper ten year old on here?
Welcome all Neophytes! A question, is Blufyre27 a phyte? I’ve a feeling he (or she) is one.
Hi QueenOfAces! I would have welcomed you earlier, but I’ve been at camp all week having the time of my life! Frankly, I didn’t want to leave… *pies*
Hello!
Umm… I posted on here once before, but that was about a month ago, so I think I’m still a phyte.
185- Bluefyre27 isn’t a phyte. When I was a phyte s/he made a fairly frequent appearance.
Welcome, Miss Elaneous! *pies* *grins*
Can I run a question by y’alls?
Do you think the scarecrow in The Wizard of Oz has any relation to zombies?
He sings “If I only had a brain…” whereas zombies stumble around blindly moaning “Braaaaaaiiiiiins…”
Can you tell I have had sugar recently?
189 – He’s a scarecrow. He doesn’t have brains. He has straw.
189-
Actually, there’s a t-shirt that has a picture of the scarecrow doing that.
Hello Miss Ellaneous!!
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*sings neophytes song from post 92*
I think I need to change somethings….
Anyway!
*pies with welcome smiley pies
*pies with hello kitty pies*
*pies with blue and green neophyte pies*
*pies with pies*
*pies Miss Ellaneous with photo montage pies* Hello!
191- There IS? *imagines* I can see it now… Creepy.
I am having a glue stick crises! There are no glue sticks in the house! I can’t finish my character collage! I have it all laid out, and the paper to mount it, but there is no adhesive to stick it all together…
Is it just me, or does every person have an invisible gremlin that is determined to make them miserable? It steals items that you love, takes things that you need, and uses up all the glue sticks!
193- I have the same problem in my house
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194- What’s your gremlin’s name? I call mine Alfred Big Nose. He lives in the shed outside and eats everything he takes. He also sneaks into the homes of my friends and brainwashes their parents into scheduling vacations and appointments on the same days as my Summer get together things, and makes it rain when we go camping.
193- You poor, poor, gluestick-less person. I would lend you some, my mom has a couple hundred in her studio, but firstly I’m not allowed in her studio, and secondly, there’s the whole issue of me giving them to you ovr the Internet…
My gremlin’s name is Gabbi. Damn her to hell.
My Gremlin is named Mombi. She’s really a witch, to be honest, but she acts as a Gremlin.