The unmasking of the magenta mysteries maintains its miasmal momentum.
Continued from Part Three.
WARNING: Extremely disturbing content within. 
The unmasking of the magenta mysteries maintains its miasmal momentum.
Continued from Part Three.
WARNING: Extremely disturbing content within.
Okay, I’m
probablygoing to use Gamemaker for the long-awaited Bunny Invasion Game, unless the supporters of Flash speak up now.(First Ever First Post?)
I don’t care either way.
1- AGHHHH. Use Flash!
Use game maker!
A BUNNY INVASION GAME??!!
*goes all fangirly/insane obsessed person on TGYPWYA*
TGYPWYA, what happened to your BA character?
Noooo… Please use Flash! It would be awful not to be able to play! Isn’t it better that everybody would get to play after a while than only a few sooner…
1- I posted this on the last thread, but I’m not sure if you saw it: –It depends. How far have you gotten with the game on gamemaker? If you’re almost done, you should probably use gamemaker. If it will still take you a long time, you might as well use flash.
Because of the self-centered way I am, I’m posting the first two installments of my bunny invasion movies here in case anyone didn’t see them. Speaking of which–Bunny Invasion #3, Afraid of the Dark, has been delayed due to technical difficulties but should be clear of them now and done (hopefully) by next Wednesday.
http://i171.photobucket.com/albums/u291/rglasley/museblog06/BunnyInvasion2.swf
http://i171.photobucket.com/albums/u291/rglasley/museblog06/BunnyInvasion.swf
7 – Yay!
6:
is there any way to change the first game to flash?
5- I was in the Marianas base during the huge battle-thing there, and I couldn’t do anything because nobody really trusted me in battle after the whole “possession†incident. I lost track of the storyline when I couldn’t really participate, and eventually just gave up. I really want to get back in though. What if I’ve been hiding amongst the bunnies, pretending to still be “possessed�
7- It’s not really a question of how much I have done. I only have level 4 done, but that’s just because I haven’t had time to work on it. Once I have time, it would be about… I’d say two weeks in Gamemaker, a month (minimum) in Flash. (You see, GM let’s me make the game with minimal amounts of coding. Flash is all coding, so I’d have to learn much more coding)
9- Yes, I can remake the first game in Flash- but it is remaking, not converting. So we have the same problems and time issues I stated above.
10 – Yes, come back in! We need you!
Hmmm. Continuing from an issue raised in the last thread, where there was a report of HPBs in a computer game: How can the bunnies invade computer software if they are physical beings, not pieces of computer code?
11- An HPB with a computer could program a virtual HPB. Hm. Better update my antivirus software…
7- I love that little hero guy from the movies.
At Space Camp, I heard an anecdote that I repeated on the SSSS thread. While I won’t reproduce it in full here, the important part of it is that a Nazi threatened somebody with an HPB in a cage and called it a secret weapon. If this means anything with regards to the origin, I don’t know.
12-Oh no! Virtual HPBs!
13-That was awful of them…
14- Here’s the exchange in full-
I want you to build missiles for us.
No way.
You don’t have a choice. Either you make missiles or I will feed you to the secret weapon.
What secret weapon?
* opens cage*
HPB: YUM, HUMAN!
Aaaaahhhhh! Mercy! Mercy! I’ll do anything!
That’s more like it.
1-i dont care
Hot-Pink Bunnies look Like Pokemon! Pokemon Are taking over MuseBlog! AAAAAA!!!
18-
:narrator: And so they went on a quest to Magenta Planet and saved the world from both the HPBs and Team Rocket by giving the former to the latter and blasting them both up into space, where the HPBs dealt with Team Rocket and then went off in search of other galaxies to menace.
17- O-ok?
*Slowly walks away. From both the HPB and Pokemon Rule.*
18-That’s hillarious!
Bookworm, VISIT Bunny Apocalypse…
VISIT Bunny Apocalypse…
VISIT Bunny Apocalypse…
VISIT Bunny Apocalypse…
VISIT Bunny Apocalypse…
VISIT Bunny Apocalypse…
VISIT Bunny Apocalypse…
Or I’ll let William and HOBs loose. Here. There. Everywhere. At your house.
But I just did! Why right now?
7-HAHA those were so great!
Bunny Apocalypse..Send in the troops, we need more troops!
18, 19 – Hahahahaha!!!!! Being a fan of Pokemon as well, I find those hilarious…
19- LOL!
24-Wait… Are you on Bunny Apocalypse?
We’re In trouble, HPBs have started their campaign to influence young children.
HPBs are “so cute” that toy manufacturers are making them be subliminal messages on baby toys.
If we don’t do something, babies will be hypnotized at a young age, thus making the HPBs have servants, cradles to graves.
I’ll get the pictures ASAP when they are developed.
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-12 OH NO!!! I guess I’d better go get some security updates….aaaaaaarrrgh!!
27-Yesh, just joined.
28-Oh no!
Guess what? In the play we were doing at camp (“I’m going to be a fairy- princess- balleriena- vetrinarian- teacher when I grow up! I don’t NEED any experience in showbiz!” My line- don’t ask.) part of my costume was a pink shirt. But get this- IT WAS THE SAME COLOR PINK AS HPBS!!!!! I started chanting royal blue hampsters, and when people asked me why, I told them. The thought I was crazy and laughed at me. But when it happens, ohhh, they’ll be sorry….
32 –
I HATE RED RABBITS!*
What to say to get the smoke of a fire away from you.
32- I don’t like pink. In addition to HPBs, pink is a common color for octopi and squid, which I have a strong repulsion to.
And yes, one of the shirts my “dear, sweet mother who cares so much about me” packed a shirt that was HOT PINK AS HPBS!!!!!!
A small SSSS.
TODAY, BEFORE VALLEYFAIR
(MARFwarrior) Oh, I got this for your birthday.
(Me) Oh goody! *opens* BUNNIES?!?!?!
(MARFwarrior) KILLER bunnies.
Oh, my. Are they hot pink?
(MARFwarrior) Yup. And blue and stuff.
(my cousin, K) I like hot-pink bunnies! Why don’t you like them?
(all of the MBers in the car) *scoot away from K*
(my sister, L) Yeah, they’re so cute!
We don’t know you. *scoot away more*
36 – YAY! The influence is spreading!
I mean…
1:
Please use flash, I’m begging you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
37-Scaryy…
I try to tell my friends to use MuseBlog, but they won’t. One of them who watched me Muse over posting(when I showed her a HPB drawing I made) squealed, saying she LOVED HPBs, and she wanted one for a pet.
I decided to stay on the far side of the car and show her healthy drawings of a red ball.
-24 yeah, well, we will need more troops after what we’re doing right now on BA.
I made a mini model of an HPB from hot-pink sculpey. Its head detaches, and it has opposable thumbs, because it would be virtually impossible to take over the world without opposable thumbs.
I brought its head with me when I took the science regents for good luck, and I got a 97.
Though you could also argue that the HPB made me lose those 3 points…
My dad took it and put it on his desk, next to the hot dog my sister made, and didn’t quite listen to my “It’s really not cute, more like evil” speech I gave him
I also made a mini banana chocolate-cream pie, which turned out pretty well, I think.
I’m going to post that photo I mentioned on the last thread soon.
I’m going to get one of the “Pure Evil” shirts and wear it whenever I go out somewhere to see how many people give me strange looks or turn out to be MBers.
44-Smart Idea!
44-Good idea! Iwould, but I can’t. I work for my parents in the summer, 10 dollars per week…some (well, most) goes to Cash Cards for various sites.
And school starts on August 19. And I’ll have something to do every day.
Irish dancing classes, gymnastics, voice lessons, etc…
See how I won’t be on here much for the rest of the year?
Bad news peoples! There has been a bunny invasion at my place of work! Details to come from Kittymine, who experienced it first hand.
I was trying to send in the photograph I saw, but who knew electronic correspondence could be so difficult? I’m going to stick to snail mail from now on.
Okay, just sent it to the GAPAs.
(49) Got the email. No attachment.
I thought I attached it. Man, e-mail is hard.
KaiYves sent us the following message:
While at Space Academy, I noticed something very familiar in a WWII-era photograph of a missile base in Germany. I have attached it to this electronic letter. I think it might be important…
*shudders*
*shudders*
*watches every person on this thread shudder at the same time*
Ummm…
*watches GAPAs shudder at the exact same time*
*screams*
RUN AWAYYY!!! IT’S THE ATTACK OFF THE SHUDDERS!
*sprints marathon*
*shudders* *sees AvalonGirl sprint away* Um…
I’m not sure what it means, but it seems significant. At the very least, we now know that HPBs were around in the 1940’s.
*shudders*
please let it be Photoshop…
Okay, Kitty doesn’t really want to explain it, so I will: She and I both work at a day camp. I run the computer room, she’s a counselor for the kindergarteners. And one day they made bunny masks in arts and crafts. On pink paper. Of course, a seasoned Resistance member would never willingly put on such a thing, but her co-counselor forced her to. Luckily she managed to escape serious bunny influence, but now the entire kindergarten group is suspect. Hoo boy.
I wonder if the bunnies were pink back then…
Lots of bad news! HPBs from 1940s onward, and hypnotized kindergarteners!
I’m an alter ego, btw.
Yep, it’s true. I’m glad I escaped with my sanity. I could have been bunnified forever or something. Though now I have to figure out what to do about my bunk…
Your…BUNK?
*shudder*
Tell me, please!
Oh-you’re responsible for my medical bills if I go insane looking at your answer.
Zinc the sorceress sent us the following message:
I was harmlessly doing a puzzle book when I came across an interesting page. (Leafygreen was not there at the time.) It said to draw what Karyn’s pet was. I decided to shed the horrible truth on HPBs, and had gotten a few bunnies done when the bunnies hopped into my living room. They started by taking my pen, and then bit and clawed at my arm, face, and legs while others wrote their own little message on my paper. They took me hostage and I am currently typing this in the warden’s office of the bunny prison. I found something else out- the one thing that can wipe out all the bunnies is- they’re coming back! I have to go! Oh, and the attachment is my drawing.
This is bad…
I blowed the place up and have been typing this in a fortress of cages containing royal blue hampsters.
64 – Bunk in this case just means “group of children that she’s responsible for.” And don’t worry, they’re not bunnified or even zombified. But there may still be some bunny influence in them. They had computers yesterday, and what I do with kindergarteners besides help them play computer games is make coloring books with them, and there were quite a few of them who kept asking to put bunny pictures in their coloring books.
67-Perfect. On the other hand, dark green tenrecs would be nice too.
*sics army of dark green tenrecs on bunnies*
68- good. I was worryed it was where she was sleeping.
69- Dark green tenrecs? *adds DGT*
And yes, they made me forget the weapon against the bunnies. Stinks, duzzin it?
72-Yeah!
HPBs R EVIL!!!!!!!! cats cats cats cats cats cats cats cats cats cats cats cats cats cats cats cats cats cats cats cats cats cats cats cats cats cats cats cats cats cats cats cats cats cats cats cats cats cats cats cats cats cats cats cats cats cats cats cats cats cats cats cats cats cats cats cats cats cats cats cats cats cats
i dont like bein bunnied.
GET OUTTA MY POST FOUL DEMON! BACK! BACK, I SAY, BACK!!!!!!!!
POKEMON POST
go, creepy guy creepy guy use bunny on nuetral’s green person!
creepy!
boo!
DEFEAT HPBS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
have koko make pies for them with black holes in them 4 the hpbs so the aliens have to endure them and we will be free of their evil pinkness!
P.S. im the guy who sent the purple hippos letter a looooooooooong time ago.
PURPLE HIPPOS MUST PREVAIL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PURPLE HIPPOS PURPLE HIPPOS PURPLE HIPPOS PURPLE HIPPOS PURPLE HIPPOS PURPLE HIPPOS PURPLE HIPPOS PURPLE HIPPOS PURPLE HIPPOS PURPLE HIPPOS PURPLE HIPPOS PURPLE HIPPOS PURPLE HIPPOS PURPLE HIPPOS
76- Join Bunny Apocalypse. We’re recruiting.
GAPAs-
Will you post the “Transcript” picture? I know you’ve been very busy and will probably just reply with “Patience, grasshopper” or something of the sort, but it’s been 3 days since I sent it…
*is impatient cricket-like creature*
(78) No, I will say, “please forgive me, POSOC, I completely forgot” — so here it is:
I added what Photoshop calls a blending layer, set at “multiply,” over the manuscript portion, hoping the text would show up better. I hope you don’t mind. Click on the image to see the original at full size.
You’re forgiven. Thank you.
52- *shudders violently*
65- *eyes widen*
79- Hehehehe. Stupid bunnies.
79- foosa ooh. foosa aah.
82- Huh?
(79)
They seek him here, they seek him there,
The bunnies seek him everywhere…
83- Ever watch the movie Madagascar?
84- But so far they haven’t caught him.
85-…No.
84- Nice Scarlet Pimpernail (Spelling?) Reference!
7- those R awesome!!
52-YIPES!!
I swear, whenever the colors change to Hot Pink on the windows media player song thingamabobber, my computer gives a loud HUMMMMM.
So, what is the grand total of all HPB weaknesses?
91- Not much, I’m sad to say. There are their ears, for instance.
We know they have an aversion to music in 3/4 time, and there are rumors of other weaknesses — certain odors, possibly snakes. And I’m not sure how well they swim.
High pitched sounds at a regular monotone works.
HPBs can’t swim.
Yes, I would think that their highly sensitive hearing could be used against them.
And, of course, their bodies are vulnerable when their heads are elsewhere. If only there were some way to make their heads detach themselves involuntarily — that would be a useful weapon indeed.
IBCF, are you ever going to complete your video saga, or are you taking an awfully long break?
Attack the heads through the neck, where they were attached to the body!
97-Good idea
This is a very strange thread. There were many, many posts in a brief period of time in the last thread, but since then, it’s been slowly… dying? Or has it?
In an attempt to revive it, I’ve sent something to the GAPAs. My brilliant plan will probably fail, but oh well. It was fun making the “something,” at least.
Speaking of which, I just made a sequel to my “Bunny Apocalypse” trailer and sent it in. More may or may not follow.
100- Ooh! *wants*
100 – YAYAYAYAYAYAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
In my fanfic, I’m thinking of having an anesthetic discovered that works on HPBs. Does this fit with established, um… continuity?
100- Hooway!
I think I shall begin making anti-bunny posters. I already have one finished.
I can’t wait to see what you think of it, but I can’t tell you anything about it without giving it away.
103- Continuity? What continuity?
“Zero Ear”
Starring:
Grant O.
(The Captain)
Cat’s Meow
Alice
IBCF
(The Operators)
Taiwan Hippo Fan
Purple Panda
(The Mechanics)
and
Rebecca Lasley as
THE BUNNIES
With apologies to SEGA
107- Hrrm? What? Is there a video? Are we in it?
Ooooh, whoops. The video wasn’t there before. And it’s only people who have fotos, so we’re not in it.
I could only star MBers who had multiple photographs on the blog.
Yeah. I’m pathetic. As I told everyone at soccer practice everytime I messed up. Heheh. Heh. *grins* *bolts*
111- Wait, what did you think of it?
107- O.O *twitch twitch*
Oh bother.
That was awesome, POSOC!!! IBCF, have you done the Bunny Invasion #3 yet? It ought to take less than two months. Or did you post it somewhere else? I’m on the edge of my seat! (And sounding a lot like a GAPA. It was unintentional, I promise.)
113- I’m not sure if that’s a compliment, but I’ve decided to take it as one. Thanks.
What do you think? Is the series worth continuing? (No, it will not all be Zero Wing parodies, unless you want it to.)
115- Of course it is. You took it correctly. And you are welcome.
Continuation, please.
Also, have the GAPAs received my email? I don’t want to be impatient, just wondering if you have it.
115-Yes, of course it’s worth continuing.
IBCF? Please? Are other people with me on this?
Hey, hey! I’m back! And the third part of the video saga…well, here’s the story: I’m just about done, with 1641 frames, but I’m having trouble with the black bunny/stickman showdown at the end, and I’ve kind of been putting it off. It’ll be done…eventually…
In the meantime, to keep you from getting bored or hurling virtual produce, I’m sending an older, shorter movie entitled “Line and Stickman.” It should be in the GAPAs inbox now.
IBCF! museica. now.
Since I have a 3-day weekend with minimal homework, I think I’ll begin work on the sequel now.
118-Oh, okay. Yay!
107- Ha! Love it! Makes me wish we were all together, then we could actually film it.
Whoops! Forgot to take my real name out of the credits. I’ll change it and send it again.
Cat’s Meow, Red-tailed Hawk, Robert Coontz, Midnight Fiddler: Is it all right with you if I use you as major characters in the upcoming “Bunny Apocalypse” film?
I ask this because I know a few of you have unorthodox views on bunnies and might not like to appear in a production portraying them as solely evil.
(124) Midnight Fiddler has sent us some pictures from the recent pie-eating outing, so if they agree, you’ll have some more source material once I get a chance to post them, probably tonight or in the morning. (Note that MF may not have Internet access until Tuesday.)
126- Most excellent. I mainly chose them because they had a wealth of photographs on the blog, but since RtH subscribes to the “nicegoodus and evilus” theory and Cat’s Meow was on the side of the bunnies during April Fool’s Day, they might object.
Perhaps, if they agree, I’ll cast them as the skeptics of the group, who believe that this is only a single faction of the bunnies and that there could be good ones out there.
Good news: this episode will have music!!
It’s fine with me, as long as I’m portrayed by Alan Rickman.
124~ Umm, okay. I don’t usually keep up on this thread, but sure. And why wouldn’t I want to be in a film portraying the HPBs? I love them, evilness and all!
126~ Yup. I’m able to get on here on the lawn on of the church.
128~ Hmm, yes. However, he speaks differently. It would work though, he’s such an amazing actor.
128. hehehe–good taste, Robert! He is (for an old guy) rather attractive–no, please stop giving me that look all you MBers–have you seen him in his role as Severus Snape???? ‘k, stupid question, of course you have–and therefore you can’t deny he has a certain charm…..*runsandhidesbeforesheisbanishedfromMBforbeingcompletelyandutterlycreepy*
(130) You needn’t worry on that score. The charms of Mr. Rickman have been admired on the blog many times before.
130~ “Attractive”? No, for a 60-something year old guy, he’s gorgeous. Way gorgeous. Have you seen him as Colonel Brandon in Sense and Sensibility? Mmmmmmmmmm.
POSOC-I responded to you on the Museica thread, too. But I do say, I believe my opinion has been that there are evilus HPBs, but nicegoodius HPBs do now exist. And I created some good HPBs using a potion. Plus there are the nice rainbow bunnies.
As far as I know, HPBs started out evil and nice versions branched off through different means, be it natural change or my use of a potion.
I hope that clears up my opinions about HPBs. So please don’t think I don’t believe there are bad HPBs, there are!
Robert’s probably glad to hear that!
Red-tailed HAWK
Oh, I found the first movie……..that’s great. Sure, I’d be honored to be in the second!
129- Well, if you love them, you might not enjoy this… according to the current plan, you’re part of the team designated to infiltrate bunny territory and find out what their weaknesses are.
133- OK, thanks.
Nice video, POSOC!
Can’t wait for IBCF’s thing!
‘K, now all I need is Meow’s permission.
131, 132. well, in that case, i guess i shall become unrandom–actually, MF, no I’ve not seen sense and sensibility–the only rolls I’ve seen rickman in are his roll as the terrorist guy in one of the Die Hard movies, his role as severus snape, and if i remember rightly he was in H2G2 as the voice of Marvin, or something like tht….
but, yes, MF, I guess he would be better described as gorgeous…although I still can’t believe I’m saying that about someone old enough to be my grandfather….
135~ That’s fine too. But know, I may just be watching you as well……..
(Or should I say, 
?!)
Oh yes, I was taken by the bunnies in that round robin SSSS that Robert started….I believe I was I spy there too. Then everyone else came along and it really tuned into a mess, a fun mess though! *remembers fondly*
(138) Let’s not forget Galaxy Quest: “By Grabthar’s hammer, you shall be avenged!”
Wow, I’m glad that I randomly clicked on this thread, because my name has clearly been mentioned several times.
127 – Meow is always on the side of the bunnies.
Bunnies = nice.
141 – *gasp* *pies*
139- and I got my daemon cut away from me. -glares at Kiki- -just kidding-
But seriously, has anyone noticed that I tend to be decommissioned halfway through fanfics? Most irritating.
141- Would you prefer not to appear at all? Or shall I make you the secret bunny spy who is revealed in the penultimate episode?
143- Hey, that didn’t happen in mine! You confronted the villain with his evil deeds, remember? And then you went on to become a member of the world government! And you published a book!
144- That’s so. That was cool.
The video’s not working. Safari on Mac os x 10.5.4.
And it’s not flash.
140: I’ve never seen Galaxy Quest…that would be why i didn’t list it…..
144 – SECRET BUNNY SPY!
149- OK, I’ll do that.
Now I’ve sent Episode 2 in and will probably begin work on Episode Three soon.
151- YAY!
If anyone knows a thread that has good photographs of Midnight Fiddler, Cat’s Meow, Red-tailed Hawk or Robert Coontz, please let me know. These episodes would get really boring if I used the same photos over and over.
Here are the ones I already know about
When They’re Not on the Blog, part 2
Spokane Kokonvention
Emmatheduck, Robert, and Apple Pie
‘Tis the Season for Kokonventions
If there are any I missed, please, please let me know!
(153) Tomorrow I’ll post the photos I mentioned earlier. They have to be resized to fit the blog, and I don’t have time to do that tonight as I’m trying to get to bed early. Rosanne’s in one of them, too, if you want to include her in the cast.
153 – Does that list include the Washington D.C. one with me, HAWK, and MF?
153- I don’t know if you can get a pic out of it but:
Robert and Roseanna Unmasked:
https://musefanpage.com/blog/?p=25
140. Damn. he even looks sexy as an alien (just watched a GQ trailer)…..although I’m still partial to his snape role…..
(157) You should see him in “Truly, Madly, Deeply.”
And, yes, we’re, um, slightly off topic. But think how often bunnies have invaded other conversations…
155- Yes. That’s where I got most of the material for this video.
This wasn’t the most fun to make, but I think it’s the most fun to watch so far.
Hm, I s’pose he does have a certain appeal in that, Lady Bunniful (judging from the trailer, anyway). Off topic? Really? No, definitely not…ok, so to make this on topic…..
I like the video POSOC! But I was wondering…was the odd grammar intentional?
161- It’s a spoof of a badly translated game intro which has become something of a legendary meme. Google: “All your base are belong to us.”
Where’s the video?
162: Oh, it makes sense now….
Are we going to be able to see the video today? Probably not, since it’s almost tomorrow already… I really should go to bed.
163- I think she’s talking about the one that’s already up.
163, 166: Yes, I was referring to the one embedded in post 107.
(153) I’ve posted the photos. You can find them here.
From IBCF, entitled “Line and Stickman”:
http://i171.photobucket.com/albums/u291/rglasley/museblog06/LineandStickman.swf
169- Ooh, that was FUNNAY!
Episode Three of Bunny Apocalypse, titled “Pre-Mission Banter,” is now complete.
169- *clapclapclap*
One thing: My flash movies are best viewed in a smallish screen. You may have to adjust the window to view it properly, especially in the upcoming “bunny invasion”. Just so you know.
169-
You are so good with animation, IBCF!
171- Yayzers! Considering I was quite mad at you two hours ago, it’s remarkable I’m happy because of you doing something.
175- …You were mad at me? :oblivious:
HOLY WUNG BUTTONS, you’re amazing IBCF. That comment was made after trying out flash myself, I can’t make anything quite as epic as you’ve done- I give up after about 20 frames or so. Major kudos.
Gah, I don’t like pestering the GAPAs… I might even hate it; but have you gotten my email? Just an impatient grasshopper here, annoying you to no end. Sorry
(177) No email, just checked.
171-Are you going to send it in? *is excited/impatient*
I’m going to wait until the GAPAs post the second one.
GAPAs! post his second one already, then!!!!!
169 – Lovely!
(180, 181) My apologies. Somehow I missed it among all the other items in the mailbox. Here you go:
“Kokommandos”
Starring:
Grant O.
(Chairman)
Cat’s Meow, Red-tailed Hawk, Robert Coontz and Midnight Fiddler
(Kokommandos)
Music: Tubular Bells by Mike Oldfield
Pictures: Rebecca Lasley
Script and Animation: POSOC
183: Brilliant!
178- Really? I could have sworn I sent it…
*clicks “Sent Mail”* Hmm, sent to gapa@musefanpage.com on August 27th. Strange.
There, I’ve just re-sent it.
183- Ditto comment 184.
Nice video. By the way, your stickman kicks butt.
GAH.
I have computer problems.
But I did manage to view it at last! Maybe deleting everything I possibly could had an effect on my computer.
I now have four GB! w00t!
187- GB? What are GB?
I sent in Episode Three?
(185) Got it this time. Also next installment of POSOC’s video and IBCF’s signature. I have to be away from the computer for a little while, but I’ll catch up with posting when I get back.
POSOC: I think Alice is referring to gigabytes.
188- Gigabytes, I think. Of memory. My compy has 30 of them, which is ridiculously low. But only 4.2 are empty, so everything goes really slow.
189- OK, thanks.
Pre-Mission Banter
Starring:
Cat’s Meow, Midnight Fiddler, Red-tailed Hawk, and Robert Coontz
(Kokommandos)
*Music:
“Weird Science” by They Might Be Giants
Script and Animation:
POSOC
193- That was the best one! Weeheehee!
193: Very funny! Good job
193- *lolz* I like these! When did you start making them, POSOC?
193- Yes, that one was the best. The pictures matched so perfectly
180-Right. Duh. I wasn’t sure whether you’d sent the second one already or not.
183-Nice!!!!!! All right, POSOC! I can’t wait for the third one! And, if I’m seeing right, I shouldn’t have to for much longer. YAY!
I’m seeing right.
Raynpho found bunnies in an unusually recreational mood:
200- Oh.
God. 
My. 
Eyes. 
Have. 
Burned. 
Out. 
Of. My. 
Skull. 
200- Wow. I never knew bunnies could dance. Great drawing, though!
200- Yay, thanks!
201- Sorry ’bout that. Here are some replacement eyeballs for you.
*pops eyeballs back in Zinc’s skull*
202- Thanks! Haven’t you heard? They can do the polka as well, but I don’t think you’d like to see that.
I’m on a roll… the fourth one is almost finished! I just need to select a soundtrack, and then I’ll send it in.
204-Wow, POSOC! You really are on a roll. I mean, you made all of these in-what, four days? WOW.
200 – Yay Raynpho!
“We Have Bad News”
Starring:
Cat’s Meow
Robert Coontz
Midnight Fiddler
Red-tailed Hawk
as
The Kokommandos
Graphics: Rebecca Lasley
Script and Animation: POSOC
WHOA. OK, when watching the third movie, did anyone else get a couple of girls sitting around and talking? Well, first there were puppets, then girls… It was really weird. So I reloaded the page, and it worked normally again.
Whoa…weirdness. This time I got to some menu of videos.
Episode 4 was stunning. So now I am stunned. And feeling slightly pink.
4 movies already? In just 4 days? I’ve got to catch up! *furiously animates*
210- Thanks!
I forgot to put the music in the credits… it’s Mamagamma, by Alan Parsons Project.
“This, on the other hand, is a problem.”
207-Yike. I do think that you need access to a few more pictures, though. And what the caking HECK was that last one????
214- You’ll find out… next episode!!
215-I was just wondering where you got it and to what extent it’s photoshopped. All I need to know storywise is that it looks pretty scary. EXTREMELY scary, actually.
216- It’s one of Rebecca’s earliest efforts, unearthed on an ancient thread.
(216) The thread was “Bunnies Overrun the Nation’s Capitol!”
Here’s the original scene before the bunnies took over:
218-Oh. Cool.
This thread is DEAD……..
220- Is NOT! Just to show you, I’ll send in my HPB poster! *goes to email*
I sent it. Hope you like it.
Wow, I haven’t been here for a while. And it seems that this bunny apocalypse has a couple of “Matrix” references in it. Maybe I’m just projecting, because I saw the Matrix a few days ago, but going into a computer program…
GAPAs, have you gotten ANYTHING I’ve sent you lately?
(224) Sorry, Zinc, here’s your HPB poster:
I love it, Zinc!!!!!
226- Tank you. And now I shall be yelled at by Meow and other bunny supporters.
Bad news. Very bad news.
*suspenseful music plays*
I was innocently checking my email just now, and up sprang an ad. I ignored it, then noticed what it said. “Be the FIRST to get a HOT PINK iPhone!”
All Apple products should be watched carefully now, in case they change colors. *coughcoughMORPHINTOHPBScoughcough*
I’m not sure what to do with the next movie. I’ve gotten them to Bunny World or some equivalent thereof… so they’ll have to… OK, I’ve got a few ideas… but how could they… ooh, subconscious GZOD… editing?… investigative work… but how to reach… Cube in orbit?… no, find base of operations… weaponry inventory… introduce moose?
OK, now I’ve figured it out. *goes to WMM*
288 – Um. Glad we could help.
227- Good idea- I will be wary of Apple products.
227. GAH! my iPod is hot pink! (I didn’t pick it out, it was a gift!) You know, Apple makes hot pink laptops. Computer of preference of the HPBs? (is very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very suspicious of my iPod now)
231- No, They don’t. White, Black, and anluminum. Ipod Nanos and Shuffes, but nothing else is HP.
This thread is VERY dead……
Um, okay, so POSOC, you should tell RtH, Midnight Fiddler, and Meow the plotline of your next movie (I’m not sure how exactly) and then they can take pictures for the plotline and email them to the GAPAs and the GAPAs and email them to you. (Oh yeah, and Robert too, but that would be much easier) That would work well. And then you could stop having to use the same pictures over and over again and have pictures more suited to the movie. Like, actually have them be doing stuff instead of just their faces and the text.
Um, I hope I’m not sounding like I don’t like your movies. It’s just that it would be cool to have the actors actually be acting.
Darn it, I keep sounding like I don’t like your movies! I do! Sorry!
232 – Yeah, but they make skins for the laptops that are hot pink. I’ve seen them.
Virgin Airlines has the colors white and red. If they mix them and start painting their planes hot pink… don’t fly!
235-Eek. Um, wait a minute. Virgin Airlines? Ooooookay……..
234: Yup, I’ve seen ’em too. Just yesterday I saw a girl with a hot pink mac laptop…..And it made me think of TMFA’s comment about them not having them…..They are kinda cool, though, except I think I would go for a blue one instead of a pink one–that is, I think they have blue.
237- I think some *THIRD PARTYS* make laptop skins for macs in HP and Blue.
236- Yeah, it’s a company. Same as the Virgin Megastore franchise. Look them up.
I was driving home from school yesterday, and I saw a rather alarming sight. A hot pink car cruising along next to me. Now firstly, I’m pretty sure that cars don’t come in pink anymore, you need to get it repainted if you want it to be pink. And secondly, while I can understand a spoiled rich girly-girl maybe wanting a pink car, the person driving it was a guy.
The bunnies are taking over our highways!
240–:lol: That is so funny!
239-
Whatever. That’s kind of a funny name for an airline, though.
240-That is strange. I mean, even without being alarming, it’s strange.
POSOC? IBCF? What’s going on with you? I know school’s started, but we haven’t heard anything from you for a while. What’s happening with the videos/animations?
242- The name is a long story: in the record business, “virgin records” is the term for records that are in very good condition. So when Sir Richard Branson started a company that sold those sorts of records, he named it Virgin Records after what he was selling. Later he bought airlines, publishing companies and lots of other stuff, and named them “Virgin This-or-that” to match.
243- like virgin galactic.
I got a Party City Halloween costume catalog in the mail yesterday. There was a picture of all these people standing together wearing costumes. One of them was a toddler wearing a pink bunny costume. I shudder to think what happened to the kid after the picture was taken.
243,244-
………
Sorry. School is still a major problem. This weekend I’ll try to finish the fifth installment.
245- I also.
Oh, goody. I was kinda disappointed when I came back and you hadn’t done anything. But that’s okay. Forgive me for sounding like a plantation overseer.
(That was for POSOC)
Cake, GAPAs, did you get my video? I’m sorry there’s no subject, my sister was threatening death unless I got off the computer NOW.
251-What’s the video about? Well, evil HPBs, obviously, but presented how?
I have some free time now, so I’ll try to put together the film.
As for the suggestion put forward earlier… If the stars of the saga have any photos of themselves looking warlike, solemn and/or shocked, those will come in handy soon.
Oh goodness!
I was browsing the internet, and found this:
(it’s a picture, in the form of a url, because I am too lazy to email the GAPAs. If they could please post it here? Thanks!)
The resemblance is uncanny.
255-Urple. And the really scary thing is, you can find those cakes in almost every Winn-Dixie’s on the planet. The ones I’ve been to, anyway. Or they have pink bunny balloons, at the very least.
HAVE THE BUNNIES INVADED OUR SUPERMARKETS???
(By the way, that sentence was all in capitals because it’s the closest thing I can find to spooky-sounding print. It’s difficult to find spooky-sounding print, for some reason….)
255- Oh my. Now they will enter our bodies and control us from the inside. 0.o
This is the HPB Halloween costume I mentioned in post 245. Maybe if you wear it, you get bunnified. I think there’s an account of one of the GAPAs almost getting bunnified from an HPB hat somewhere else on the blog. Just imagine: An innocent toddler is getting ready for trick-or-treating. Her mom helps her into the cute Precious Pink Bunny (that’s what it’s called) costume. The little girl bends down to pick up her pumpkin-shaped candy-collecting bucket. When she looks back at her parents, her face is oddly pink and her eyes are round and white. She sprouts ears and fur, then advances on her horrified parents and
REST OF STORY DELETED BECAUSE IT WILL GIVE YOU NIGHTMARES
Anyway, here’s the picture.
THE HORRIBLE AND PINK END
Hee Hee Hee. I have come to tell you that hpb’s are taking over my house!!! What should I do?!?
8 O
They’re bunnifying babies? *shudders*
258- Oh, the inhumanity of it all! *headdesk* *headdesk* *headdesk*
258–Aw, so cute!!!!!!
GAPAs, I’m real sorrel the subject line was blank, but could you perhaps post my movie sometime soon? ^-^
*Shudder*
257-Now you know why I don’t eat calamari.
*shudders*
bunnys! how uncaring they are!!! *headdesk* *headdesk* *headdesk* n
261- Less resistance, easier mind control, and the product is 10 times cuter. Disturbing and evil, yet much more convenient. *triple shudder* *hastily scrolls away from picture*
258-That baby has a funny expression on its face….
My sister wants to be an HPB for Halloween. I should never have told her about BA.
Well, many people do like to dress up as something scary.
Remember the Apple discussion we had? I just remembered something:
Apple CEO is Steve Jobs.
Steve Jobs in a 18% stock holder in disney.
Have we dicied Disney’s taken over by the HPBs, Right? Bunnyville T.V. show? Mickey Bunny Blog?
271- Gulp.
In scary but true news, white bunnies are hopping around my neighborhood. Now, you may be thinking “Hey, they’re only white!” NEWSFLASH!!! White is only a step away from pink.
272–Well, my campus is swarming with bunnies/rabbits/hares/whatever. Except, they aren’t white, they’re brown, and kinda funky looking–not like the bunnies you see as pets…..They’re really cute, though! Although, they would be a lot cuter if they were pink…..Hm–maybe I should catch ’em all and die ’em pink!
273- Are you INSANE?! Although I would, quote, “die them all,” unquote, then “dye them all.”
274–Drat, I did say “die”, didn’t I? Well, I meant “dye ’em pink!l” And yes, I have been referred to as insane before……But I don’t think this is one of those times.
275- The the kind of serial killer insane. Not MBer insane.
276–yup, probably have been called that kind of insane…..
That’s a good question…How would a regular bunny get bunnified? *researches* *does scientific experiments*
My results show that the bunnification of a regular bunny is most unfortunately even simpler than the bunnification of a human, as there is no surgery required. Just an injection of the pink bunny essence.
278- Oh dearie me. I am in serious trouble. They like to hang out in front of my house best. That’s where everyone spots them most… 0.o
258- *runs* this is BAAAAAAD! BA- bad.
Speaking of HPB costumes.
*twitches*
They are pajamas, apparently.
“The photo below shows half of our shipping department in our new Bunny Hats (yes, you saw something just like this in the movie “A Christmas Story”). We only have a few of these hats available – so act fast!.
SORRY – we do not sell the hat without the PJs.”
g_g
281, ok, 258 was adorable, but that? That is just nauseatingly, horribly, mind numbingly disturbing. People would actually spend money on that? Much less, wear them? *shudder*
It’s what HPBs force human prisoners to wear in their dungeons. *shudders*
(283) Oh, Robert, you bring joy and laughter to these gloomy days! [ok, so they’re not that bad–I’m just in a gloomy mood right now–tgif!] When your comment popped up in the recent comments bar, it had me rotfl–well, not literally, but it startled laughter out of me! *hugs*
They laugh, too.
282 – Especially a guy.
283 – Okay, that’s what we’re going to find the kidnapped Resistance wearing when we rescue them in BA.
281-Good god. I cannot believe that they actually make those. I mean, what kind of adult (or anyone over eight, actually) would wear those? Except maybe the insane kind. I mean…….
Yes, I know that there has to be mind control involved somehow, but how do the HPBs get people to order the things in the first place?
286- Easy for you to say. You haven’t been kidnapped. Bunnification is one thing, but I absolutely refuse to wear one of those things, no matter where, when, and faced with what.
281- *looks dumbstruck*
Whoooaaaaah…..It reminds me of when my fifth grade teacher dressed up as a care bear. I mean, babies can be dressed like that but on adults it looks unnatural. *shudders*
You know what sounds really cool? Play POSOC’s videos (the ones with sound) at the same time.
258 – Awww. *melts*
281 –
281- *shudders*
283- *shudders again*
Speaking of things that you can wear and get bunnified, here is a photo of an HPB T-shirt. It’s funny how appropriate the slogan is for HPBs. What isn’t funny is how popular Happy Bunny merchandise is, increasing the risk of mass bunnification.
292- *gulps* I have a happy bunny poster in my room, put up by my mum. I’m thinking about whiting out the pink one, though.
RainbowStar, how do you copy and paste pictures onto your post? Twould be useful to know.
She gave the URL where the picture can be found, and then the GAPA on duty converted it into an image link. Only Administrators can post images directly, but we’ll help if you give us all the information we need.
295. Oh. Okay! I have a mutant bunny I thought was scary.
Oh, cooliocious! It WORKED!
Could the HPBs be related to the (white, but evil) Killer Rabbit from Spamalot?
296-WHOA. I think I’ve seen that somewhere before…….
287 – Hey, it was Robert’s idea, not mine. Secondly, the only reason I didn’t get myself kidnapped was because my kid was only 5. And third, bunnification is much worse than being forced to wear one of those things. Especially the debunnification part.
298 – According to the bunny lore that I extracted from a captive HPB, the Killer Rabbit of Caerbannog was actually an albino HPB. It couldn’t hypnotize or zombify or bunnify because it didn’t have the hot-pink pigment, but it was still just as murderous.
299 – You have. It was somewhere else on this site. On a different bunny sighting thread.
300-Yeah, but if you haven’t been kidnapped you shouldn’t decide what happens to the people who did get kidnapped. By the way, is your kid even in the story anymore?
I suppose (about bunnification), but you underestimate the strength of embarrassment.
Do you mean a different Off With Their Heads! or another, completely different thread?
BUNNEY… TAKE… OVER… ALL HALLOWS DAY 2008 BEWARE THE BUNNY
BEWARE THE BORG
BE THE BUNNY
BE THE BORG
BE THE BUNNYWERE
BE THE BORGWERE
BECOME THE BUNNY
BECOME THE BORG
BECOME THE BUNNY BORG
BECOME THE BUNNYBORG
LET MB REBECOME BUNNYBLOG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
NOVEMBER FIRST
BEWEAR
300- Oh. Whoops!
302-Um, TMFA? Are you okay? Oh dear…….
302- Oh dear. We should prepare. Gather allies. Build defenses. Make booby traps.
304- Not Really. I think I need help.
305-YES. PREPARE, STUPID HUMANS. IT IS LITTLE USE. WE HAVE STARTED THE INVASTION. ONCE THE *STADIC* HAS MADE IT WAY TO THE CAPITAIL OF *STADIC* WE WILL ENTER. THE *STADIC* WILL GIVE US TO YOU. THE *STADIC* WILL END WITH THE GAPAS BUNNIFED. YOU WILL HAVE NOTHING YOU CAN DO. MUSE HAS ALREADY BEEN TAKEN OVER. THE MUSEBLOG AND THE SCHOOL ARE ALL THAT REMAN BEFORE THE ATTACK IS LAUNCHED ON THE REST OF THE WORLD.
VOTE HPB ON NOVEMBER FOURTH.
WE WILL TAKE OVER.
WE ARE CUTE.
WE ARE EVIL.
What just happened?
306-I think so too…… Does anyone have a bucket of cold water? And possibly a gag? Or de-HPB-hypnotism medicine?
307- YOU REALLY THINK THAT WILL HELP? YOU FRIEND TMFA HAS BEEN TAKEN OVER FROM THE INSIDE OUT. HE SHOWS NO VISIBLE SIGNS OF BUNNIEFICATION, BUT HE IS SLOWLY BECOMING ONE OF US. IT’S NO USE WHAT YOU DO. THE BLACK-FOOTED FERRET NAME PLATE IS CHANGING AS WE SPEAK. SO LONG HPB HATERS OF THE WORLD.
301 – Sorry. If I’d known you’d hate it so much, I wouldn’t have suggested it. And yes, my kid’s still in the story. She’s asleep on my back. I’m waiting for a good opportunity for her to wake up.
And believe me, I don’t underestimate the power of embarrassment. I was one of those kids who got teased all thorough elementary and middle school. However, I assumed that all of the kidnapped resistance members would be unconscious by the time the rescue happened, and therefore wouldn’t notice what they were wearing. The rescuers would notice and be horrified, but the kidnappees wouldn’t know until much later, if ever.
The two-headed bunny was first seen on Penguini’s Christmas Bunny Melee, if I’m not mistaken.
309-It’s okay, I don’t really mind….. It’s a bit late at this point, anyway……
308-What black-footed ferret name plate? TMFA!!!!!!!!!!!
Would you mind helping me with this, groundhog? I believe you used to research HPBs? And how to kill them? Because I think it’s kind of an emergency……..
310 – I still research HPBs. And yeah, that does look like an emergency! It appears that the picture on the name plate is changing from a black-footed ferret to a HPB. This can only indicate that TMFA has been bunnified!! *rushes TMFA off to the hospital to get debunnified.* Now, in order to kill them, we’ll have to set the traps, since we don’t know exactly where they are. *sets up traps full of hot pink stuff and marching music* The hot pink stuff and the marching music will attract the bunnies to the traps. When they get within a few feet of the trap, a hidden depigmentizer gun will shoot them. Then when their pink essence has drained out, leaving them helpless and without their regular resistance to bullets, a hidden normal gun will blast them into oblivion. *waits for the traps to work*
311-Um……. Okay…….. Ignore my post in BA:TNG, then……
WHAT FREAKING NAME PLATE????? I vaguely remember something about a black-footed ferret, but WHAT FREAKING NAME PLATE??????
GAPAs- Aw. I liked my video. And to convert, I have no idea… holy carp, I know nothing…
306- The capital of where? Vote HBP?
I move that both presidential candidates be immediately scanned for signs of bunny contamination.
311- I forgot to give you the ultra-depigmentizer serum we would have found in my fan-fic. Here you go. Maybe it’ll help. It did put a mutant HPB into suspended animation for 60 years.
314-Oh, no…… I hadn’t noticed that……. Has the White House been taken over by bunnies?????? Aaaaaaahhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!
VOTE HPB!
WE HAVE STARTED THE ATTACK ON THE MUSEICAIN NAVAL FLAGSHIP THE BLACK-FOOTED FERRET. TMFA HAS A NEW FORM OF BUNNIFICATION THAT CAN NOT BE CURED BY YOUR OLD METHODS. WE WILL GET TO MUSEICA AND NEW ICELAND/NEW REGLIVICK. WE WILL HEAD THRU THE HARE AND HEDGEPIG ON ALL HALLOWS EVE. AT THE START OF THE MONTH OF WRITING, MA WILL BE TAKEN OVER. THEN THE BLOG.
Um, What’s happening?
Well, TMFA’s bunnified, Groundhog’s finally snapped, Armada’s confused, KaiYves is somewhat paranoid, and I’m indifferent. Intresting crowd, hm?
315 – That would explain why everyone’s going nuts over this election. They can feel that something’s wrong.
317 – Since when have I snapped?
SNAP OUT OF IT, TMFA!!!!!!
317-She has? Groundhog, I mean?
When a MuseBlogger’s been bunnified, I think a little paranoia is justified.
320- NEVER. WE WILL START THE TAKE OVER SOON.
None of this is going to work! we need to use electric green stuff!
It’s the opposite of hot pink!
*gets bucket of magic electric green paint* *splashes it on TMFA*
I haven’t snapped. I’m just trying to keep the bunnies from taking over the world. Oh, and KaiYves? Thanks for the ultra-depigmentizer. This is going to revolutionize bunny warfare! *fills the hidden depigmentizers with the new serum*
It appears that the hospital staff is unable to deal with TMFA’s extreme case of bunnification. I guess I’ll have to reopen the asylum for him. *puts TMFA in a straitjacket and commits to asylum for as long as it takes to debunnify him* *scans TMFA’s brain* *swoons* Um guys? I have some bad news. TMFA’s brain shows up almost completely pink on the MRI. Meaning that regular debunnification won’t be good for him, as it would damage his brain. And doing the debunnification in small steps isn’t an option either, as the bunny-infected parts will just reinfect the debunnified parts. He may be stuck this way forever. I’ll try to find some sort of medicine to weaken the bunnification so that it won’t be able to reinfect any debunnified parts. If I find something like that, then I can debunnify him in smaller steps. *attempts to find bunnification-weakening medicine*
THATS NOT GOING TO WORK. IT’S WHATS ON THE INSIDE THAT COUNTS.
*Breaks Out Of Jacket*
THE BUNNIES STRIKE AT THE END OF SCHOOL. SEE YOU AT 5:00 P.M. ON MUSEICA.
Attention, The Man For Aeiou:
YOU ARE NOT A BUNNY. YOU ARE A HUMAN. YOU ARE A MUSEBLOGGER. HPBS ARE EVIL. YOU HATE THEM. YOU EVEN MADE A GAME TO HELP PEOPLE PRACTICE KILLING THEM. REMEMBER? DARK GREEN WUNGS! DARK GREEN WUNGS! DARK GREEN WUNGS!
*is stared at* What? I’m trying to restore his human mind. Maybe there’s some kind of “trigger” picture or word that will do it. What could it be?
*sighs* *puts TMFA into unbreakable straitjacket* *tries to find a bunnification-weakener* *succeeds!* Guys! I’ve got something! This stuff is the opposite of ritalin, so it defocuses the mind. this will keep the bunny dogma in TMFA’s mind from spreading, so now he can be debunnified in smaller parts! *administers the anti-ritalin to TMFA* *partially debunnifies him* He probably won’t be lucid for the rest of his treatment, but as soon as all of the bunny is out of his brain, I can take him off of it and he can get back to normal.
The opposite of ritalin? Would that be nilatir?
329 – Actually, it’s a mild barbiturate (yes, I did look this up) but I figured more people would understand the description “does the opposite of ritalin” than the word “barbiturate.”
324- Don’t thank me, thank the anonymous German dude who created it.
It’s the opposite of ritalin? Ugh, this stuff wouldn’t be good for me. I have ADHD. Anyhow, I bought us a huge bag of skittles. Want some? *picks up handful of skittles* *accidentally picks up barbiturate pill* *eats candy, along with pill* *goes insane and starts rampaging through HPB laboratory*
Hmm…
*eats barbiturate pill*
*POOF!*
*turns into white raving rabbid rabbit*
*blink, blink*
DAAAAAAAAAUUUGH!!!
(raving rabbid rabbit down here)
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okay, maybe the green paint won’t work, but, hey, it was worth a shot. *shoots plunger at raving rabbid rabbit AJAR*
Is it just me, or is this kinda turning into a mini-RPG?
. (for the recent comments thing)
And how exactly are you going to debunnify him, groundhog? Do we have some ultra-strong debunnification liquid or something? *does experiments* *discovers USDL (see above sentence)*
Here, try some of this!
(Who’s AJAR?)
I have the solution!
Wait, no, I don’t.
Wait, NOW I do!
*slaps TMFA*
336-Good idea. *waits to see if anything happens*
*Runs Around Room Wildly, Trying to break free*
YOU WILL NOT WIN! WE HAVE THE BRAIN ON SPEED DIAL!
*slaps again* *kicks* Half nelson time! *launches self* *hits head with flyswatter* STOP IT! STOP IT! SNAP OUT OF IT!!!
Groundhog, I think general anaesthetic might be the best idea at this point……
338-Speed dial??????? You have some weird bunnies in there, TMFA………
And would someone mind seeing to IBCF and AJAR? I think they’re going to cause some serious damage soon…….
335- totally is. not that I don’t like RPGs
338- listen, TMFA, we all know that you’re just pretending. you’re really sitting at your computer thinking, “wouldn’t it be funny if I made my persona on the blog get possessed by bunnies?” well, it’s getting annoying. I know you’re going to respond something like
OUR PLAN IS WORKING! WE WILL ANNOY MUSEBLOGGERS SO MUCH, THEY WILL BECOME POSSESSED! or something like that. (and no, the HPBs can’t use that for their evil schemes. I put barbed wire, bottomless pits, and golden wolves to guard it.) And I know you’re going to keep on pretending that you’re possessed, but can you’ll have to quit after a while, it’s really kind of annoying.
ranting over. now, let’s speed up the process of his debunnification.
Drops electric green indestructible cage on TMFA, leaves three clones of Chuck Norris to guard it, goes off to find de-bunnification serum.
*knocks over equipment* *picks up ax and swings it around wildly* *hyperly jumps over barbed wire, bottomless pits, golden wolves, and Chuck Norris clones and opens TMFA’s cage* *chases vaxiddxvii, Armada, and Zinc with ax*
Chuck Norris’ clones cannot be passed so easily. Don’t you know anything?
341-Oh, come on, vaxxid. You’re spoiling all our fun! And yes, we’re pretending, but you could also say that Muse Academy is just a bunch of people sitting at their computers making their blog personas go to classes. If you don’t want to do this, don’t, but don’t rain on our…… um……. battle…….
*runs away from axe-wielding IBCF* *picks up bench and shields self from axe blows* *table starts to fall apart* “GROUNDHOGGGGG!!!!!!!”
343- “Not when I’m crazy! Heeheehahooho!” *swings ax* *breaks things* *chases Armada, KaiYves, Zinc, and vaxiddxvii into closet* *starts hacking at door*
Ackpth! Wait! A trapdoor! Wonder where it leads? *goes down, away fron IBCF (the snapped) and TMFA*
A trapdoor? Take me with you! *follows Zinc down tunnel*
Groundhog, IBCF, does this remind you of anything in particular?
I think we’ve reached the end of the tunnel! *opens door* *pops head out* *sees that I’m right next to IBCF* *yelps*
Uh-oh…….. *sees IBCF being joined by TMFA, who apparently found a sword somewhere* heh heh…. *runs away from angry IBCF and TMFA* “Heeeellppp!!!”
*freezes* ARMADAAAA!!! TAKE ME WITH YOU!! *grabs onto Armada’s shirt*
*pops in*
HELLO everyone, I saw a Hannah Montana doll today at SuperTarget. As I started seriously considering to rip its head off, I noticed it was wearing a HOT PINK tank-top. I started walking safely towards the trading card section-
*notices IBCF and TMFA*
Holy. Carp. Oh. My. Cake. AAAAAAAAAAAAAA!! *clings onto Zinc’s shirt while clinging to her back*
The HPBs are slowly taking over Philadelphia. Perhaps not eve slowly, when we were there over the weekend it was positively disturbing. When entering the city we saw several buildings with pink lights (it was evening) in the windows, casting and ominous glow over the surroundings. The next day we saw a hot pink fountain. Yup, a fountain with HOT PINK WATER spraying into the air. I almost died.
When walking into the Macy’s there was a prominent display of items, many of which were pink. This in itself was seeminly innocent, however they left their prints (or should I say tracks?) behind in one very obvious way: pink rubber boots. With Hot Pink Bunnies on them. I’m not even kidding, this demands serious action on the part of Musers who know the dangers of HPBs entering the mainstream and taking control, warn your friends, inform the public of the impending dangers and keep our galaxy safe!
345- I burst out of the closet!
If other people get weapons (an ax and a sword) , I take out a crossbow and shoot sleeping drug-coated bolts at TMFA and IBCF.
LOTS of bolts!
Then I get a shield.
Then I realize that everyone else went down a tunnel.
I follow, shutting and locking the trapdoor behind me.
MUSERS! IT IS USLESS. SURRENDER!
*walks in* What’s this? IBCF! Behave yourself! *whacks upside the head with umbrella*
Let go of me, Zinc! And AvalonGirl! You’re going to kill all of us!
*pries Zinc and AvalonGirl off* *grabs umbrella from Nilly* *fences with TMFA* *umbrella gets cut in half* Oh, great……. *runs away very fast, not looking where I’m going* *trips over vaxxid’s head emerging from the ground* AAAHHH!!!
Gentlemen, ladies, please. This is a research thread. Combat with bunnies belongs on Bunny Apocalypse.
353- *quickly dodges drug-coated bolts*
*smashes through trap door with ax* *leers through broken door, Ã la Jack in the 1980 horror film The Shining*
“Heeeeeere’s Johnny!” *unlocks door and climbs into tunnel, chasing everyone*
357- “Yes, but some of us are tired of RPGing, and prefer Bunny Melee-style fighting. Besides, I’m not a bunny! I’ve just gone crazy! Heehahoo! *chases everyone*
Hmm. I’ll have to work up another episode to distract everyone.
DAAAUGH!
WE RAVING
RABBIDSRABBITS WILL TAKE OVER THE WORLD WITH OUR PLUNGERS THAT OUR ENEMY HAST GIVEN US. MWAHAHAHA!361- ?
361- Oh no, they got AJAR!
I keep shooting bolts. one of them hits IBCF and he goes down for long enough for me to escape (well if you can MAKE me go into a closet, I can MAKE you get hit.) I shoot and hit AJAR with the bolts, then toss him a Nintendo Wii. “Hey, Raving Rabbid Rabbit! play with this.!” Then I throw the rayman raving rabbids game and a huge big screen TV on his head. (yeah, AJAR, I THINK you’re talking about that weird video game with the rabbits. Are you?)
364- Yes. OW! (but not in that order)
*bolt temporarily brings me back to normal*
“Gaah! What happened? Why’s the lab a mess? Why am I holding an ax? Uh, oh. Did I eat a barbiturate pill? I need ritalin!” *frantically searches*
*THROWS IBCF (IT SHOULD BE IBEF, WITH THE EURO, BUT I DIGRESS) ANOTHER BARBITURATE PILL TO KEEP HIM INSANE*
BRUHAHA! MOIHAHA! AND OTHER HAHAS!
*gets pried off* Gah!
*small amount of time passes*
*steps out of mist* You can’t get me now! I am wearing-
A windbreaker/heavy coat with a hood
A tank top over a normal shirt
A wide brimmed hat
Durable waterproof boots
A sword
A flamethrower
An umbrella
A satchel containing-
Assorted coins of various types and amounts
Debunnification grenades
A HG2G book
Tennis, ping pong, and baseballs
A bottle of water
A candy bar
Haha! BRING IT ON! BRING IT OOOOONNN!!!!!!!
Great Koko, I leave for two days and this is what happens? *attempts to stop the madness*
359-Yes, please do.
369-It’s a bit late for that now…….
IBCF! DO NOT EAT THAT!!! *grabs barbiturate pill out of IBCF’s hands* *throws it in the trash* *hits TMFA on the head with IBCF’s axe* Phew!
Must…find…ritalin…before…it’s too…late…
WOAH. Holy wung, that was really abrupt. When did this happen?
*scrolls up*
Comment 302, apparently. *shakes head*
Lots of caps. And chaos.
*blinks*
I think I’ll just… not get involved. *strolls away cautiously. Extremely cautiously.*
372- STAY!
372-Yes, stay!
Oh yes, I’m also wearing-
Cargo pants
A belt loaded full of small pistols
A beekeepers veil
I also have, in my satchel-
Band aids
Duct tupe
Rubber bands
Air freshener
A nightlight
A map of Idaho
Pretty good for a novice, mm?
300- According to Wikipedia, King Arthur was based on a real person who lived in the 5th or 6th century. That would push the date of HPB arrival on Earth back tremendously.
*finds ritalin* *eats* Whew…
376- HPBs have been invading Earth for 15 hundred years? Ulp.
299-Yeah, I sent it in some time ago.
377 – Ulp is right. No wonder we’re having such a hard time beating them! They’ve been spying on us for 1500 years before they attacked. They probably know human nature perfectly! Aaaaah! *panics* *calms down again*
377-What’s ritalin?
380–ritalin is a drug used to treat ADD (attention deficit disorder) and ADHD (forgot what the ‘H’ stands for).
ok, my dictionary redirects me to methylphenidate, definition below:
methylphenidate |ËŒmeθəlˈfenəˌdÄt|
noun Medicine
a synthetic drug that stimulates the sympathetic and central nervous systems and is used to improve mental activity in attention deficit disorder and other conditions.
381-The ‘H’ stands for hyper.
Shall we get back on subject now? POSOC, I believe you mentioned another bunny video?…..
I recently did a whole research thingy on the hot pink bunny brain. I still need to type up the catalog………………………type………….thing………….
383- My core teacher, Mrs. Ran, told us that in December, we would be doing a animal research project. I’m thinking about doing either wungs or HPBs…
383 – Are you okay? *fervently hopes so*
Sorry for the doublepost, but I just saw this thing on the news about a hot pink house in New Jersey. The thing has been almost completely covered in HPB colored paint.
De-linked link: http:// www. nbclosangeles. com /news /weird /Hot_Pink_House_All__National_. html
386–it actually looks kinda cool.
386- speaking of hot pink items, due to the ‘for the cure’ craze at the moment, the Kraft cream cheese at the local supermarket has turned *shudder* completely pink. The lids and containers aren’t quiet HPB pink, but it is still pink nonetheless. Thank heavens the cream cheese itself isn’t pink, unless you count strawberry. But if they start turning Chive and Onion Cream Cheese pink….
Breast cancer is the only reason I’ll wear pink, and only then if it’s pale, so as to avoid HPB connections.
HPB’s pigment = cure for cancer? Hmm…
390 – That would be ironic… But if it’s extremely controlled and gets removed the moment that it kills the tumor, then it could definitely work. But if would be ironic that the stuff that has possessed so many innocent victims ends up curing a major human disease.
*Perks up from behind safety rock*
Can I come out now?
386- Woah. That definitely looks like one of Lady B’s photoshop jobs.
390, 391- Ironic, indeed.
386- I’m not able to view it.
391- Ironic in the best way possible.
393 – I’m reposting it, so that it won’t linkify:
http :// www. nbclosangeles. com /news /weird /Hot_Pink_House_All__National_. html
Just copy it into your address bar, and then take out the spaces.
Aack! Why does it do that?
396- beats me.
I am now officially joining this thread. I have posted once or twice and have heard plenty of things from Groundhog. So I thought that if I’m on Bunny Apocalypse, I should really be here too.
A friend of mine has hot pink sneakers. When a fellow student pretended to write on her sneakers, she yelled, “Noo! You’ll ruin the pinkness with you blue pen!” I shall have to investigate this, since my entire class is now at risk of bunnification!
A girl came to school today wearing all hot pink clothes. She said it was Pink Day, to raise awareness for breast cancer. I noticed that I had pink socks (don’t worry, pale pink, nothing like the color of HPBs). I worried about her possible bunnification every time I saw her today.
*grabs energy blade from nowhere*
Foolish bunnies, prepare to meet your DOOM!
*starts to bring blade down over TMFA’s head*
Other people: You’ll kill TMFA as well!
Oh. Darn.
*blade is dropped, because TMFA picks me up by my left arm*
*runs to rescue AvalonGirl from the clutches of TMFA* *attempts to stick a depigmetizer dart in him* *fails* *runs off with AvalonGirl*
*BUNNIES LEAVE TMFA*
I feel a LOT better!
401- We’re glad to have you back.
401-Phew. How did all that happen, exactly? Have the bunnies invented a form of hypnotism that works through the internet?
Umm……Maybe I shouldn’t have said that…….
*slams top of computer shut* *hides under bed* *looks at computer fearfully*
401- Thank the divine gods of… er… debunnification…?
403- Gee, THANKS. That’s gonna give me nightmares for weeks.
Someone tried to stick a hot pink beanie on my head today. I pushed her (she fell in the mud), screamed, and sprinted through the plaza to hid myself in the library.
Apparently, being debunnyfied gives you a slight head ache. and a fever. and a dry mouth. I’m not feeling to good.
405- Eat this. *stuffs mouth full of cantaloupe* What country (if applicable)/state do you live in?
406-why?
Can HPBs do this?
http :// rjanimation .deviantart. com/ art/ Raving -Rabbids -Sonic -Short -82436986
(note: delete spaces before entering into address bar)
403-Well, hopefully that explains why I go on MuseBlog on Mondays, Wednesdays, and Fridays, during free time at school…
And the fact that one of my favorite shirts is a hot pink tank-top that straps around the neck…
401-Well, try not to hold me by the arm off the ground next time…
New thread, GAPAs? Over 400 posts!
Yeah, yeah! New thread, GAPAs!
406- why cantaloupe?
NEW THREAD
412-It’s orange-actually, let’s do this!
*replaces cantaloupe with honeydew*
Well, honeydew is green…
413- I like cantaloupe. Ew, honeydew! *makes face*
408 – They can make anyone who is aware of their power faint, if that’s what you’re asking.
415-Yes, they can. I’ve seen it.
NEW THREAD!
408- odd video. Does make sense, though.
NEW THREAD! NEW THREAD! NEW THREAD! *etc. etc.*