Saturday, 4 May 2024
Life, the universe, pies, hot-pink bunnies, world domination, and everything
Blog administrator Rebecca Lasley has supplied a startling image of the Washington, D.C., Metro (subway system) in the aftermath of the Million Muser March:
What? You’ve never heard of the Million Muser March? Well, no, of course not: it hasn’t happened yet. But when it does, this is what the results will look like. Resistance is Museless!
Date: January 31, 2007
Categories: Fan Page / MuseBlog business, Ideas, Nonrandom Craziness
That’s just so many kinds of awesome.
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If only it actually existed. I was hopeful for a minute there. Who wants to take hot pink bunnies on the eighth grade Washington, DC trip?
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froody! what eigth grade washington D.C. trip?
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aaaaaaaaaaaachk! PhotoShop!
Sorry there.
Hot pink bunnies and I never get along that well.
By the way, have you seen Big Bunny? It’s like animated short movies about this HUGE pink bunny who likes to eat children. It’s on Muffin Films.
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We must get an idea for Mostly Harmless that would actually work. First step; Have an issue of Muse that explains Mostly Harmless and affiliated schemes (MHAASS), and implores Musers to join it. Since most Musers are minors, we can’t really take over the world by force, or even go on a plane to a meeting place (if your parents are any sort of practical) We must use more devious means. The Internet is a good medium. Suppose we declare a country of Musers (its land area could be just a few square feet, but that’s a technicality, it wouldn’t really be that area.). Then we could have some say in world affairs.
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Maybe we could adopt a acre of rainforest? Wait that wouldn’t work. Girr as well as others you had me hopeful that there would be a march in D.C that would be so much fun!!!
4- I should go look at that I did see the muffin films they are quite funny
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lawl at Photoshop.
That’s also incredibly awesome.
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Very bunny.
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8-hawhaw
I love it!
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Ha! I love it.
To the tune of Jingle bells:
At the subway station now
I see a funny sight
Bunnies everywhere
Flying like some kites
To see what’s going on
I check the subway wall
But all I find is hot pink wonders
And bunnies on the subway wrap!
Ohhh, Bunnybunnybunny
Hot pink bunny
What is all of this?
I have to say it’s awfully pink –
but it brings me so much bliss
So, hotpinkbunnies
Lots of bunnies
What should I do now?
Resistance is too Museless
So I’ll do what they allow
Awful rhymes, I know, but you get the idea.
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Hey! I spy…Kokopelli!!!
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Haha, yessss! amazing!
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11 – Yeah, I noticed that. Not quite sure what it symbolizes… still, ’tis interesante.
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Symbolizes? It looks to me as if he’s waiting for a train, just like everybody else.
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Holy Zarquon.
Wow.
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14 – Hm. It looks more to me like he’s traveled into the station using magical powers, and is only half there – sort of translucent. He is hidden, but he is in plain sight. It must mean that when the Million Muser March happens, the bunnies will overrule the power of Kokopelli, and he will be but an average citizen.
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(14, 16) Or maybe Kokopelli is summoning the train with the tune he’s playing?
All I can say is, he demanded to be in the picture and chose that particular spot. He wanted to be seen rather than hide along the back wall where I tried to put him.
I can’t help thinking the woman in the foreground will be surprised to discover she has a copy of the January 2007 issue of Muse… in October 2006.
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17 – Wonderful way of putting it. About the January 2007 issue of Muse. I think you might be correct in thinking that she will be surprised to discover that that is in her bag. 
Seeeeeeeeeiiiiiiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnnngggggggggggiiiiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnnttttttttttooooooooooottttttttttthhhhhhhhhhhhhheeeeeeeeeeeeffffffffffffffffffffuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuttttttttttttttttttttttttuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrree
DUN
DUN
DUUUUUUUUUUN
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(16),
He looks solid black to me.
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LOL!!!!! OMGOMG!!! That is TOTALLY OMG FR00DY!!! I LUV IT!!! But I can’t spend too much time looking at it, for alas, algebra calls.
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Well, I just thought he was there…you know, like, lurking…mwahahaaaa….
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Who made it? I’m guessing Robert took the picture (it said capital…), and Lady Bunniful did the photo-shopping. But I could be wrong.
‘Tis froody!
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Great! That’s incredible. Really.
20-Tell ’em it’s a wrong number.
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(22) I took the photo when I was up at my dad’s for a few days in October. My family moved to the DC area (for the second time) in the middle of my eighth-grade year, and it’s as close as I get to thinking of any place as “home.”
In January I succumbed to the temptation of Photoshop after resisting its lure lo these many years, humble vector girl that I am. Though I’ve done painting and editing in other bitmap programs, this is my first true effort at photomontage. It developed from an exercise in perspective that traveled rather far afield of the example in the book . . . .
Hmm. How is it, whenever I try out something new, my first inspirations seem to come from the Musiverse and its citizens?
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awesome…nothing to say but awesome, and thats some pretty sweet photoshopping…
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I love it! It turned out really cool. I never really understood photoshop, etc. I just haven’t really had a chance to use it…my parents say it costs something like 600 dollars or something like that. Is that true?
24 – because Mostly Harmless is working! Mwahahaha!
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MWA HA HA HA HA HA HA !!!!!!
the bunnies PWN!!!!
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If only the washington metro stations actually looked liked that. Alas, they look pretty much like you’d expect a metro station in washington to look, very grey with a horrifying absence of hot pink bunnies. Anyone actually planning to come to D.C. though should skip the touristy things and go to the really interesting places like the Renwick Gallery, the Aboretum, and the Folger Theater. Hint Hint.
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I’ve never thought of the Metro as grey. I see in it all the colors of movement and sound, gathered and redispersed, interacting — not blindingly, the way white reflects, but muted, mercurial, like the glimmer of abalone. I observe, sketch, photograph, or let my mind wonder about all the stories intersecting in this one spot today. This is a library where all the books stretch their legs and walk around, rehearsing their lines. It’s the music of an orchestra tuning up.
Julieb is correct, however, about the “horrifying absence” of bunnies. That must be remedied.
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c&q -will bring hpb stickers. the captial will be overun.
resistance is museless!
more later as a teacher is leaning over my shoulder!
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Ah….. I am back. Nice picture. Love the bunnies. Well, not really, but they will DESTROY THE CAPITAL AND EAT THE PRESIDENT! Mwa ha ha ha ha. Yes, I HAD to be evil on the post that I post when I make my return. That made no sense at all.
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ha ha I love it! especially the subtle details… ^_^
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24- Because we’re just special like that.
YAY!!! I love it!!!!!! EVILNESS!!!!!!!!! lol. wish there was a march.
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Oh, yes!! Who’s up for starting a fund to get the Resistance is Museles logo painted onto all metro trians?
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How to take over the world in(number) easy steps and (number) hard ones
1. Make an issue of Muse explaining Mostly Harmless and bringing other Musers over to our cause
2. Hire an unscrupulous genetic researcher
3. Have him put together an animal that has mostly rabbit genes, but is ferocious as a wolf and has the fur pigment of a rainforest orchid, plus pheromones that make humans giddy and unfocused on any tasks
4. Clone this animal 100000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 times
5. Wait for them to grow to full size
To be continued…
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6. March on Washington, DC with animals in front line
7. Seize control of Senate, Supreme Court and Presidency
8. Pull US army out of all places where we’re fighting
9. Use surplus money to construct massive, nutritious, delicious, rocket-powered pies in space (no need to cook them)
10. Deliver an ultimatum to world- surrender, or pie
11. Fire massive pies at any resisting countries’ governmental centers, thus rendering them leaderless and without famine at the same time
12. Use loyal followers gathered in step 11 by ending hunger to crush any remaining resistance
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Rawr! Feel the wrath!!
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35 + 36- GREAT!!! I LUV IT!
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Definetly a fail-proof plan!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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That’s “How to conquer the world in 3 easy steps and 9 hard ones” or HTTOTWITESANHO (hit-TOE-twit-ay-sann-hoe). HTTOTWITESANHO will power Mostly Harmless. In case you were wondering, step 6 is the Million Muser March.
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(40) A truly glorious plan, PC, but shouldn’t there be a second stress on “ay”?
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Sorry. hit-TOE-twit-AY-sann-hoe.
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Are you sure it’s not “hit-tot-twit-ay-SAN-hoe”?
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Mwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Come, my pink bunny pawns, we shall tke over D.C., than Maryland, than the country, and then……………………………….
CANADA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! and finally, T H E W O R L D!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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I like Robert’s pronunciation. Let’s try to get HTTOTWITESANHO under way! I’ll take it to Mostly Harmless.
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Sweet! *Takes* Hehe.
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Welcome to MuseBlog, burnzkid!
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glad to be here, PP.
OMG! The POPOPO are after me! hide this message before they can find it!
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HEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Rebecca ~ TE AMO! That rocks my socks!
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SCARY! 
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That wasn’t the right face. Oops. Here it is!
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i have lots n’ lots of hot pink bunny friends. hehehe. WE SHALL UNITE AND CREATE AN ENTIRELY HPB WORLD!!!!
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YEA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Scary picture. It contains proof that HPBs are taking over the world. THAY MUST BE STOPPED!!!!!!!!
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55 – What’s wrong with hpbs taking over the world?
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Love the picture 
if only it were real……. sigh
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Hmm… Does this have something to do with, um, “Mostly Harmless”? : wink :
^_^
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(“Wheee! Hi uncle Bunny, hi mommy Bunny! How come no one told World Domination Bunny ’bout this? World Domination Bunny wanna join in!”)~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
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Why can bunnies rule the world and not dogs? I mean, Bunnies are bunnies. But dogs are Cute, Cuddly, and Charming. And Pleanty of other things that don’t start with ‘C’. Like mind-controling for exzample…
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sure bunnies r bunnies, but hpb rn’t bunnies. they’re hot pink bunnies, there’s a difference…besides, PINK RULES!!!!! yay!
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ps: thats an awsome pic
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no comment on pic XD, -_-“, O_o…. (insert confused, oblivious, and/or laughing smiley here…)
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YES!! THE BUNNIES ARE FINALLY FIGHTING FOR THEIR FREEDOM!!! Oh, great bunnies, I shall gladly help you in your march. Today (or tomorrow), the U.S., tomorrow (or the day after), THE WORLD!!! Musers, we must defeat all enemies of the hot pink bunnies.
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You know what? I read in the September ’05 issue that the hot pink bunnies obtain their color by eating the phrase, “please do an issue on cats/dogs/naked mole rates.” Here is my plan.
1. We bring a lot of bunnies to Washington D.C. We also type up and copy the above prase.
2. We feed the copies of the phrase (hidden in carrots) to the bunnies.
3. They obtain their hot pink color and… THE MARCH BEGINS!!
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65-fr00dy.
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WE MUST TAKE OVER THE WORLD! NOW! MOSTLY HARMLESS IS ON ITS WAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYHI_I_WOULD_LIKE_TO_TAKE_THIS_CHANCE_TO_INFORM_MUSE_BLOGGERS_THAT_TOP_SECRET_PLANS_FOR_MH_(MOSTLY_HARMLESS)_SHOULD_TAKE_PLACE_OUT_HERE_THANKYOU_FOR_READING_THIS_HAVE_A_PIE_IN_YOUR_FACE_MWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHA_HA_HA_:evil: please read all the way out to the end of this way. And please don’t cut it!
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i see a muse magazine and kokopelli
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me lika the pikta
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if we put too much power to the HPBs,they will show their evil nature and make us their slaves
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