World of Piecraft, Part 2
The latest pie war, begun in World of Piecraft, Part 1, continues apace.
Date: July 23, 2008
Categories: RRRs, RPWs, and RPGs
Thursday, 18 April 2024
Life, the universe, pies, hot-pink bunnies, world domination, and everything
The latest pie war, begun in World of Piecraft, Part 1, continues apace.
Date: July 23, 2008
Categories: RRRs, RPWs, and RPGs
Kokonilly, do you want to form an alliance?
Mega lazer awesome pies….
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with an extra spikey topping! HAHAHA!
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((Number 3 post! It will be, anyway…I hope…))
I went into a pieing frenzy, trapping Katrina between a wall of cement pies, which dried, and another wall. I quickly sealed her off with two more walls, and a roof.
Agrrrfishi…she was dead to the world. All people pied her, whether on accident or on purpose, and she was buried in a mound of pies 4000 feet high!
I dug my way out of the mountain of pies, a fire burning in my head Mooooohahaha! Fell my MIGHT! ALL THE PIES THAT EVER EXISTED!
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I avoided all pies, making sure IBCF got hit with the brunt of them.
“FEEL THE WRATH!!!” I screamed. “QUITTER OF THE TRUE TEAM OF PIE WARS!!!”
OMG! I haven’t been on a thread like this in FOREVER! *pies everyone*
Okay, IBCF! *merges*
I’ll join The Nilly buckbucks!
*Pies Lady Elle*
p.s. I need a list of Nilly buckbuck people, so I know who not to pie.
8 – Thank you!
IBCF
Kokonilly
MARFwarrior
Zinc and Leafygreen
Others…
The link to WoP doesn’t work.
Beatlesrockr is also with us
We are now the IBCF-Nillybuckbuck team. Woohoo.
5- *fires concussion-homing rocket pie at Lady Elle*
That’s funny. Whoever’s team I’m on tends to be the most dominant in the war. Hehehehe. *pies Agrrrfishi*
Isn’t Agrrrfishi with us?
12-Yes, I am! Tell IBCF not to pie me, please!
IBCF/NILLYBUCKBUCK TEAM: Please correct if there are any errors.
IBCF (co-captain)
Kokonilly (co-captain)
MARFwarrior (would be co-captain but is gone too frequently)
Zinc and Leafygreen
Beatlesrockr
Agrrrfishi
Lady Elle (sort of)
Noticing the concussion-homing rocket pie aimed at me, I got out a blue rinse pie from out of nowhere, and threw it at the concussion-homing rocket pie.
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I had dived into the NWPL fortress right before the blast.
When the blast was over, I noticed Kokonilly and IBCF had obviously had the good sense to be inside a fortress.
Their fortress.
“What luck!” I murmured to myself. Getting out 500 blue rinse pies, I threw them at the fortress.
*BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! x 500*
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I wiped my hands, knowing I had started the POOFimminent TEOTWAWKI system.
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!
I looked at what had been the fortress.
..,.,<—Fortress/Dust
I’m quite touched. The GAPAs actually (maybe) noticed my request!
-503 on old thread: Actually, I began begging WITH you for a pie war. So yes, effectively I did help start it.
Agrrrfishi, kindly join NPWL. We are beleaguered with attacks. Not that that’s a weakness sign, just we only have about ten members now!
“Lady Elle, please, if this continues, we may hit NPWL.” I ducked an old-fashioned LemonSpike pie that whizzed by and connected with the fortress with a loud bang. “What was that? I thought they banned those ages ag–aaaaaaaaaarrrrrrgh!” *Is blasted backwards with pie*
Luckily, I had an Inflatable Fortress in my pocket, of the indestructible brand,and I pulled it out and asspembled it. Then I used a handy pie trebuchet to fire on the opposing teams’ fortresses!
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Hmmmmmmmmm. Whitch team should I join? Well, since I don’t really know of any teams, I’ll just play it by ear……….
*walks down into private lab*
Mwahahaha! Now it is time to concoct the perfect pie!
18- join NPWL! (NPWL=NewPieWarLovers)
My army of DBJs throw millions of Super-Acidic pies that melt every remaining fortress in the land! Then return to the DBJ Submarine to plot! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !
20- Irrelevant, our NillyBuckBuck/IBCF fortress is indestructible!MOOOHAHAHAHA! *pies*
12-SO IS THE NWPL FORTRESS! It is impervious to blue rinse pies!
“Lady Elle, please, if this continues, we may hit NPWL.” ZVX yelled above the ruckus.
“I know!” I screamed. “But they won’t die!”
I got hit in the head with a paint pie, that COVERED my turquoise highlights. “AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA…” I screamed. throwing fleck-covered homing pies at everybody. Then I turned on the giant electro-magnet and duplicated it…holding a 50-foot-long-and-wide-and-tall electro-magnet in each hand.
*gets out sub-space pie* PREPARE TO BE BORED TO DEATH THOU RAT. *throws at NPWL fortress and Lady Elle* Sorry guys, I just prefer being a Nillybuckbuck than a New Pie War Lover!
I turned on the giant electro-magnets after throwing a blue rinse pie at the subspace pie.
I quickly turned one electro-magnet into a boomerang, turning it on. I threw it up in the air.
Everyone stuck to it. EVERYONE. Everyone screamed as they went plummeting down. I stepped back, ran up to the top of the cliff, turned on the other electro-magnet attracting the first, shaking everyone off in the mud.
I saw everyone BUT me go up into the air attached to a giant electro-magnet boomerang. Fortunately, I was wearing an anti-electromagnet suit under my handy blue tunic, so I didn’t rise up into the air with them. INSTEAD, I pied Lady Elle from behind with an enormous concrete pie that dried immediately and stuck her to the hill. But with peace!
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The cement tied me to the wall, and I cried out in pain. I used a letter bomb from my pocket to dissipate it. I couldn’t move my left arm! I winced, but left the electro-magnet on.
((The electro-magnet is 50 feet long and wide and tall! Anyone want a ‘flying island’ repeat?))
The cement tied me to the wall, and I was stuck…luckily, my essence of blue rinse pie was still in my pocket. Pulling it out, I was FREEE!!!
…and then I left the electro-magnet on.
((The electro-magnet is 50 feet long and wide and tall! Anyone want a ‘flying island’ repeat?))
I quickly donned my electromagnetic-proof suit in time to see everyone else fly out. Satisfied, I also saw Lady Elle Trip get stuck to a hill. Grinning, I hit her with a Super Glue pie just as she got free.
“Nice work”, I said to Kokonilly, slapping her a high-five. “She shouldn’t be free from that for a LONG time.” Then, I returned fire on the NPWL, sending miniature giant cement instant drying pies at them. They all stuck to the ground like Lady Elle.
I grinned, high-fiving Agrrrfishi. I went over to the CPCs and Logogeo’s robot-things and splattered them with Super Glue pies as well. Then, I turned off the electromagnet and, satisfied, saw only the Nillybuckbucks fall off.
“Kokonilly!!!” I screamed. Then I calmed down. “You know, I’m known for my various blue rinse pie combos…”
I pulled out my pocket-sized flammable blue rinse pie, rubbed it against the glue…
Boom. Boomm. Boom. Boom.
Apparently, I had left the electro-magnet on too long…a large island fell from the sky and crushed the Nillybuckbuck fortress! I pulled out some more pocket-sized flammable blue rinse pies, and freed the other NWPL members! I produced another electro-magnet and turned it on.
THE NILLYBUCKBUCK FORTRESS IS IMPENETRABLE!!!
Shocked (slightly), I threw a lead pie at the electromagnet, moving it away from the fortress. Seeing Trip take out another electromagnet, I sent five more SuperGlue pies at her, and for good measure, an anti-blue-rinse pie.
*penetrates Nillybuckbuck fortress with a key lime pie.*
( throws sarcastic pies at other team)
*flattens RK_97*
I handed out electro-magnets to all the other NWPL members. “TURN THEM ONNN!!!” I screamed. We did.
Tasmania came flying past. Followed by Madagascar. They dropped vicious, human-eating ants.
*summons flying wing* Ha! No electro-magnet/human eating ant s can get me! *gets out 300×300 feet metal pie on launcher. Throws at NPWL members* And now you can’t attract anything more! *Prepares secret pie*
Ok! i will join NWPL!
HUMAN EATING ANTS?! How distasteful! Here! I have an idea!
*summons chipmunks* *chipmunks eat ants* Mwahahahaha! Go rodents!
The metal pie was attracted, but everyone tossed their magnets into the ocean. I handed out some magically-growing-1000x-their-size pocket-size electro-magnets to everyone, and more islands floated by.
Australia, the Caribbean, the Bahamas, Tasmania, and Madagascar all came flying by.
((Kiwi, the ants won’t eat us. We smell like nuclear explosives, due to me blowing various things up with blue rinse pies.))
Oh. OK. I’l call them off then!
“Stop eating dear chipmunks! I do believe the enemy has a supply of pecan pies somewhere nearby! If you could find and disable them, that would be loverly! Thankyou!”
((The ants will eat the others, though! And you’re the only one not holding a huge electro-magnet!))
(And call me Lady Elle!)
Yay, Australia! That just reminded me! *runs off* *comes back with Australian dude* This is my friend, he breeds crocs! *everybody looks in horror* relax, their only gonna attack people with meat pies on their head! *drops meat pie on NPWL fortress* ATTACK!!
I looked up in time to see the Philippines fly past my head. “Oh, dang.” I saw some crocodiles skitter past me. Bewildered, I looked at Beatlesrockr, who gave me a thumbs-up and a wink.
42- Oops. There’s one croc that doesn’t just eat meat pie. *is eaten and killed* *croc chokes on dead body* *croc throws up on everyone* *putrid stench of vomit makes everyone throw up* *NPWL lovers, who have lost the smell of nuclear explosives due to vomit, are attacked by ants* *chimpmunks fight ants again* *in chaos, chimpmunk bites electromagnet wire* *islands fall from sky* *everyone is crushed* ((Well, that’s the end of me. Bye! *leaves thread*))
I don a gas mask and duck inside the fortress in all the chaos, and hurl several hundred skunk pies.
((Kokonilly, you have seen the way of the Proper RPer!))
I tossed a blue rinse pie carelessly at the NWPL fortress. Everyone looked at me in horror. “Relax!” I said hastily. “I made it so that pie only destroys meat pies!”
I secretly replaced Trip’s meat-pie-only pie with a real blue rinse/atom bomb pie just before she threw it. I then hid as soon as a mushroom cloud appeared over the NPWL fortress.
A mushroom cloud appeared over the Fortress. “KOKONILLY!!!” I screamed, breaking all the windows within a mile. I jumped on her back, and hit her with a subspace pie I had made for her.
She was gone from this universe. “I win!!!” I screamed, shattering the plexi-glass walls of the Nillybuckbuck fortress. And the NWPL Fortress was fine! ZVX, seeing my face, explained it all to me. “It’s invulnerable to blue rinse pies. Completely. The cloud was fake.”
((Kokonilly, you’re in Subspace.))
I started floating about. “Ooh, pretty…” I collected a couple of COMPLETELY UNIQUE pies and pied myself with an Earth pie, sending me back to Earth. ((Oh, and the walls of our fortress are lead.)) I then stalked toward Trip and pied her with a Black Hole pie.
I ducked Hawaii.
The dreadful smells of war finally revive me. “What? What?! I guess I passed out waaay back there.” Struggling to my feet, I find myself in unfamiliar pie-soaked territory. “CPCs? Hey, are there any CPCs left besides me? Hello? What the heck happened?!” Thoroughly confused, I launch a frenzied barrage of ridiculously rainbow psychedelic confusion pies to make my nearest enemies as disoriented as me.
I threw a grenade pie. A fortress blew up in a mushroom cloud that smelled like that sweet cherry filling!
I ducked a confusion pie and sent back a cynical pie at Eccentric.
OK! Time to test out my special concoction pies! *throws* *ducks* *bright light flashes* OK! Time to go! *runs away with chipmmunks*
“No CPCs. You’re a captive, Eccentric!”
*pies* *takes into NPWL fortress*
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Voila! the perfect plain old pie!
The NPWL fortress doors close behind ☮iŹ√Ҳ! and me just in time to block Kokonilly’s cynical pie. Great, now I can spy, I think, and then quickly I mean, oh dear, this is terrible, whatever shall I do? just in case the NPWLs have any mind-reading pies around.
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49-(I broke all glass or Plexi-Glass in a raidus of one mile. Lo siento..)
I whipped around, staring at Eccentric. I had on my mindreader ring, and I pointed at her. “I was the one who blew up the CPC fortress.”
I caught some of her thoughts. How DARE she! I’ll get reven-What will I do? Being captured is very very bad!
RANDOM ATOMIC PIE EXPLOSION!!!
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++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ :O H NOES!!!!!!!!!
sry for the massive widescale nuclear interruption!
NOW BACK TO THE PROGRAM
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PREPARE TO FIND DOOM! *takes out secret pie* Nobody can counter attack this, for they don’t know what it is! *throws it at middle of field* It won’t hurt Nillybuckbucks. Just anybody on another team. Including that disastrous Lady Elle.
Eek! Eek! Eek! Duck and cover! Pies everywhere! Confusion reigns!
As a matter of fact, we do have a special number of mind-reading pies around.
*pie leaves dust and only one person is standing that is not on that Nillybuckbuck team* Eccentric! How nice to see you! Would you care to join the Nillybuckbucks (of course, only if it is ok with Kokonilly)? I heard you were held captive…
“Disastrous? I’m glad to hear you think that, for I am the master of blue rinse pies! And pulling electro-magnets out of nowhere..” I screamed, sprinting back inside.
Yeah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *follows Lady Elle* *brings chipmunks + magnet + mystery pie* Pie Attack!
I wandered outside, summoning a giant eel that could petrify people with its gaze. I knew it was alive and real, but I could control it like a puppet.
I made it stare directly at the Nillybuckbucks.
71) Wow……………. awesome……….. so you can summon stuff? THose poor Nillybuckbucks! Whatever shall they do if they’re petrified?
Eccentric may join us, if she likes.
I put up a mirror just in time to deflect the gaze, petrifying Lady Elle.
Also, isn’t summoning illegal and/or out of the spirit of the game?
Oh NO! Not LAdy Elle! We must unpetrify her! I guess this is what we get for summoning illegal eels. OK! Chipmunks, stay and defend Lady Elle while I go to find some Mandrake root! OK? Good! Ta ta! *runs off in search of root*
*walks up to the giant chipmunks* “Hello, my pretties!” I flung twenty cement pies at each chipmunk, encasing them in multiple layers of titanium-tough cement. “Ha! now we can capture Lady Elle! MOOOHAHAHAHAHA!(and similar)”
*takes out Secret Pie # 2* I made some modifications to this one! *hides it* SMILEY PIE!!
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That was a really bad picture…
76- That did not turn out the way it was supposed to…
((Hey, it’s one of my pets. Aside from a wung and a ocelot.))
(Seeing as I called the eel, I’m only paralyzed. Same cure as petrifying.)
I realized what had happened, and knew I was paralyzed. I thanked the pies that I had called the eel. Out of the corner
of my eyes, I saw Agrrrfishi walking towards me…
*looks around* Where Oh where could I find some Mandrake root? Oh dear! I’ll never find it!
*trips on tree root*
*falls flat on face*
ARG!
*looks up*
*sees a sign*
Wow. It says……… Mandrake patch, 10 yards. 10 yards? Who would bother to put a sign to something that is only 10 yards away? That’s just weird!
*walks 10 yards*
*plugs ears*
*picks up root*
Ooch. That is one ugly Mandrake!
Well, back to Lady Elle and my loverly chipmunks!
*puts Lady Elle on stretcher* *picks up* WE HAVE LADY ELLE, um, CAPTIVE!
I stared at Beatlesrockr fiercely, not being able to move…and as such, the eel was rampaging, petrifying people left and right!
You and who else? I thought fiercely. She stopped for a moment.
I wandered over to the eel, chopped its head off (wearing mirrored contacts), and baked it into an eel pie.
I run back as quickly as can to Lady Elle and am instantly greeted with an ill wrought scene! My dear chipmunks are…… *sob* incased in cement! Oh DEAR! I must save them! What cruelty is this?! *digs out chipmunks*
It is only after my faithful friends as free, thankfully they have minimal injuries (Of course, they are very dazed and shall have to retire to bed for a few days), when I notice the absence of Lady Elle. Oh NO! This could only be the work of the enemy! Could it be that Lady Elle has been taken captive?! What to do?
I shall now write in first person!
I take Lady Elle back to the side fortress so she cannot cause havoc in the real one, and than set her on the ground waiting for someone to save her so she can give her up and loose her job and retire back to the pieceful pie planet. “Ah well Lady Elle, I must bid you farewell, our days, or, excuse me, my days of pie throwing or not yet over, but my days of pie wars are.” I pie Lady Elle in the face with a secret pie. “Oh, and my secret pies are made of banana cream,” I laugh slightly, “Everyone seemed so afraid when I called it ‘secret’ nobody thought to stop and taste it!” I walk away.
Oh, what the heck.
*takes Lady Elle to side fortress* * sets her on ground* *waits* *pies her in face with banana cream pie* *walks away*
The remnants of the pie slid off my face. I started staring at Beatlesrockr.
She was sufficiently creeped out, to say the least. “YOU!” she screamed. “STOP STARING AT ME LIKE THAT!!” She put her hands on her hips. “You are my prisoner, so you will act like one.”
If Lady Elle really has been taken captive, there is only one logical place where she could be! The enemy fortress. *gulp* Well, I guess without my chipmunks to help me, I’m on my own. *squares shoulders* OK! I can do this! *runs off to enemy fortress*
*some time later*
OK! I have finally reached the fortress! Now what to do? *looks up at very big fortress* How does one get it? *looks around* Oh! There is a door over there! *walks up to door*
Ah….. look! There is a welcome mat! It reads………
“Welcome! Please ring the bell and we will be with you shortly.”
Oh. Well, I guess………. Ummmmmmmmmmm. OK. *rings doorbell* *waits for service*
I look at Lady Elle deciding what to do with her. “Oh well,” I get out a mandrake, some ear plugs, and a frosted drink. Quickly, I pull the mandrake root out and the color slowly returns back to Lady Elle’s face. I quickly pour the frosted drink down her throat and her arms and legs freeze. And she screams at me. “Want a sandwich? No meat, I’m sorry, didn’t think I’d have a captive with me. Oh, and I also have some fruit punch if you want any.”
((What is with this trend of people’s arms and legs freezing in some manner?))
I screamed EXTREMELY loudly. It sounded something like this:
“I’LL GET you HOW DARE YOU kidNAP THE RULER OF THE blue RINSE PIes BEATLESROCKr EEEEEEE!! IEIEIEIEIEIEIEE!! SO you SHALL FEAR me (Etc.)”
After about 5 minutes of this, she hand-and-leg-cuffed me to the wall and walked away.
“I need some cheese,” she called pack over her shoulder.
I opened the door, saw it was kiwimuncher, and promptly pied her with a chipmunk-and-eel pie and slammed the door shut. And locked it.
Ow. *rubs nose* That hurt my nose.
Well! How RUDE!
Suddenly, a strangely familiar sound reaches my ears. It sounds oddly like Lady Elle……… in anguish! But it’s not coming from this fortress! *looks around* It’s coming from that one over there! Oh, so they thought they could trick me did they?! Well, we’ll see about this!
I hurried over to the non-decoy fortress and whispered to Beatlesrockr “Kiwimuncher coming soon”. She nodded and prepared some pies!
(throws cheesy sarcasm pies)
Kokonilly hurried out, holding her bleeding ears (I had started to sing rapidly in Japanese), and duct-taped my mouth shut.
OK! Now to rescue Lady Elle! THis time though, I’ll shall be sneaky! I shall be the master of sneakyness! *creeps toward fortress* Instead of heading for the front door, I sneak around back. Hmmmmmmmmm…….. How to get in………. Ah HA!
I bhurried out the back door, and noticed kiwimuncher trying to pick the lock. I promptly kicked her out and pied her with a manure pie.
Manure pie?! How disgusting! *takes a bath*
OK! Now I shall be even more sneaky!
*sneaks*
*sneaks*
*sneaks*
Mwahahaha! Yes! I got in!
*pies Kokonilly*
“Ackpbth!” *pulls string* *kiwimuncher falls through trapdoor with no escape*
*throws pies down the trapdoor after kiwi* “There! That should do the trick! Nobody’s getting OUR prisoner today! MOOHAHAHAHA! and similar.” *slams trapdoor* *throws cement pies to seal it shut* “An inescapable plot line! The worst kind there is!”
Oh NO! Whatever do I do now?
Suddenly, the dirt floor of my prison begins to rise and crumble. EEK! What is THAT! Out of the ground rises a hoard of moles! What on Earth……….
Out of the hoard of moles, come my dear friends, the chipmunks! OMG! Chipmunks! You came for me! Thankyou! I thought you guys were in bed! Oh dear. You’ll become ill! *hugs chipmunks* Are these your friends? Well, it was very kind of them to rescue me! *follows chipmunks and moles into tunnel*
“CAKE!” I thew some cakes over the wall, hitting IBCF, Kokonilly, Agrrrfishi, and POSOC. “Lady Elle–we’re beset by the Nillybuckbucks! They’re attacking, and we’re out of spike pies!”
While walking through the tunnel, an idea pops into my head. The enemy won’t have known that I’ve escaped! So, this will be the perfect time to do some sneaking! It takes little persuading to get the help of the kind moles and they immediately begin my scheme.
*a few minutes later*
i pop my head up into the clear air of a small courtyard, where Lady Elle jsut happens to be sitting, tied up, a few yards away. Why hello Lady Elle! Fancy meeting you here! *looks around* Well, the enemy is not in sight! I suppose now would be a good time! *helps Lady Elle up* *crawls down tunnel*
((100-Jeez, read my lips! I’m in the Nillybuckbuck fortress as a prisoner…))
I saw kiwimuncher pop up, out of the ground. She untied me, and helped me down the tunnel. Once we were safely in, I pointed to my mouth. “MM mm! MMmm!” I said sarcastically, seeing as she hadn’t realized I had duct tape on my mouth…
(102) After she untied you, couldn’t you have peeled off the duct tape yourself?
((103-Ok, I tore it off myself. Here’s really what happened in that post:))
I saw kiwimuncher pop up, out of the ground, followed by chipmunks. She untied me, and helped me down the tunnel. Once we were safely in, I asked her “How’d you get in here?”
Why Lady Elle, I have connections!
I munched some popcorn as I saw Lady Elle get taken away by kiwimuncher. I reached for the intercom. “Prisoner escaped, prisoner escaped, please install security measures…” I then threw a spike homing pie at them.
I look up from our conversation to see a huge pie being flung at us. EEK! DUCK! As we duck, the pie soars over our head. Time to go! We stampede down the moles tunnel, who even knows where it leads?
We kept running until we came to a fork, with 3 options. I went left, and kiwimuncher went right…
I came up in the ruins of the CPC fortress! I quickly turned around, speeding back, only to see kiwimuncher doing the same thing. We took the middle tunnel.
I was hiding discreetly in a tunnel, waiting for any sign of movement. From what Kokonilly had reported, the prisoner had ESCAPED! Not on my watch. Then, I heard footsteps. I stepped out frokm behind the convenient creepy suit of armor.
“Well well, look what we have here. It’s kiwimuncher and TRIP. How lovely a surprise.” I could almost see the smoke exuding from Lady Elle’s ears, but before she could wreak horrible vengeance on me, I pied her profusely with confusin key lime pies. She and kiwimuncher stumbled around the corridor with little birdies tweeting around their heads. I radioed back to Kokonilly. “I’ve got the prisoners”, i said. “They’re too confused to move. Hurry up here so we can capture them better this time.”
I lay sprawled on the tunnel floor looking up hopelessly at Agrrrfishi.
“THought you could escape huh? I think not!” she says.
Suddenly, from behind her, comes a welcome sight. A huge stampede of, you guessed it, our long lost friends. THe moles and chipmunks! Agrrrfishi barely had time to turn around before she was thrown against the side wall of the tunnel. Without any hesitation, the moles pick us up with amazing strength and tunnel away to their hideout.
((HOW BIG ARE THESE MOLES?!?!))
I tripped over a rock, my vision going neon*, and was faintly dizzy. Suddenly, I was picked up by some moles. At least, that’s what I thought they were. When I was put down, my voice sounded strange to my ears, as I asked for some ice. I didn’t see kiwimuncher. Then again, I couldn’t tell if the moles were moles…
*-((That really happened to me once in school. You start not seeing outlines and everything’s weird colored.))
“OWOWOWOW!” I screamed. “DUMB CHIPMUNKS!” I tried to kick away from the wall, and managed to leap onto the back of a mole, following the one carrying kiwimuncher and Lady Elle. I hopped from mole to mole and chucked pie after pie at kiwimuncher. “CURSE-mmph-YOU-mmph-AND YOUR-argh!-GIANT ANIMALS!”I cried, flinging a pie between each word. Hop hop hop, I finally rwached the mole holding Lady Elle and kiwimuncher and threw a cement pie at the feet of the giant rodent. The pies dried immediately, and the mole stopped dead in its tracks, as all the other animals passed by and continued out the door. Then , I pressed a button to shut and bar the doors so that the other animals could not get back in, nor could they comethrough the floor, because a pietanium barrier was sliding into place.
My mole struggled for a moment and then calmly flexed his digging claws. The rock splintered under him and gave way. without hestitation, he leaped onto Agrrrfishi. With a gurgle I yelled out, “Stop Mr.Mole! Violence is not the answer! Just knock her out! We can hold her hostage!” My friend mole obliged me. Mwhahahahaha! The imprisoners are now the imprisoned!
I squealed and kicked as the enormous mole picked me up it’s claws and started shaking me all around. “OWowOWowOWow!” I cried. “Ugh…I feel dizzy…” And I passed out, but not before I pressed the distress button on my two way radio. Instantly, swarms of giant bees poured from the walls(bees that are the moles’ mortal enemy), and surrounded the mole, stinging it so that it released me. I fell SPLAT onto a water pie and awoke with a start. “AHA!” I yelled triumphantly. “What do you say to THAT, MR MOLE!”
I held onto what I thought was a statue, not really being to make out anything, due to my neon-induced vision. I pulled a grappling hook out of my belt by touch. It let out a loud CLANK.
114) Hmmmmmmmmm. Wow. I haven’t seen you here before, except once or twice at a certain thread…… Perhaps a new identity is needed?
Drat those bees! *holds up bug spray pie* *bees stop in mid flight, scared by my pie* “That’s right you insects! This pie goes in the face of the next bee to move any closer!” The mole inches closer to me, away from the frozen bees. “That’s right! Just stay where you are you bees!” *backs out of tunnel* We’ll just have to find another exit. Rest assured. We will find one! *is determined*
114- Hello, Agrrrfishi.
“Great. My Commander is a captive…” I flung a spike directly towards Kokonilly, who promptly fell out of the windows into the area of the Moles. I burst down the Nillybuckbuck fortress doors, drawing a small compact spike pie for the final rescue..
((116,117- I’m much too careless with my alter egos. Must get a new one and NOT GIVE IT AWAY this time!))
I sawZVX running down the corridor with a compact spike pie. “Epepep!” I yelled, stopping him in the corridor. “Conflicting plots! We wouldn’t want that, now would we? I’ll just correct the problem! One, the door was barred, and two you’re all out of spike pies!” When this fact was introduced, the pie in ZVX’s hand dissappeared and I gave him a thorough face-splattering with the classic banana cream.
Ahhhhhhh. Banana cream. Lovely! I much prefer chocolate cream, with lots of whipped topping and typically curls of chocolate on top or perhaps some other yummies. *licks lips*
Anyway, where were we? Ah Yes! Escaping!
Lady Elle and I run through the tunnels. Suddenly, we run into ZVX and Agrrrfishi. ZVX’s face is conviently covered with banana cream. Without hestitation, I pie Agrrrfishi with a delightful chocolate cream pie. Man. I love those pies. They taste heavenly……..
Anyway…….
We eagerly make our escape. “Thanks for coming for us ZVX! You’re a pal!” I say. “Now, how did you get through those doors? It might be helpful in our escape plan!”
“Wait. Is that you, ZVX?” I asked.
They looked at me like I was insane. “What?” I answered. “I fell and hit my head. Now I’ve got neon vision. VERY annoying.”
((118- Incorrect! IBCF took his Spike Pies. I invented other Spike Pies back in December when er…me and IBCF had a pie fight on Return of the Muses.))
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I ran back in time to see Agrrrfishi getting pounced on by a… giant mole??? Oh, well. I followed them quietly until I saw ZVX. I crept quietly behind him and splattered them silly with confusion pies. I grabbed Agrrrfishi, whom I had just pied with a weightless pie, and ran.
I stumbled, throwing a few MEGA WRATH OF FURY pies at Agrrrfishi. I thought they hit, as I heard screams of pain.
My vision was still super weird, sadly…
I scoffed as the pies Lady Elle threw at me past miserably by my head, missing by FEET! (hah!) But I stubbed my toe on a rock in the middle of the hallway that one of the moles had dropped from between his toes as he and his other rodent buddies rampaged the fortress halls.
“Feel free to go!” I yelled after them. “This ain’t over! Not by a long shot!”
Yes! Our dear friends have rescued us! *hugs chipmunks* *hugs mole*
I slipped. “Oh! My vision’s normal!” I exclaimed.
Kiwimuncher started pulling on mine and ZVX’s arms, seeing as we were trying to go back and attack the Nillybuckbucks. I silently activated a tear gas pie, and me and ZVX took off running…
What?! Why are you going bak in there?! We need a plan! And resources! And……. *looks at their retreating backs* Gurgle.
Well. I guess it’s just us, dear moles and chipmunks. Come on, let’s fetch the armada! (not really an armada. we don’t have one do we? If we do…… then….. anyway, it’s just a phrase to put fear in anyone’s quivering heart, and it should be quivering. A LOT! Mwhahahahahahaha! :twisted:)
*comes back to life* *throws black hole pie at Lady Elle* *Lady Elle is sucked into another dimension*
*goes to place of secret weapon, which is secret to everyone, including me* Yes! Here’s the secret weapon! I’d better not take any chances though, of the enemy having a strong retaliation! *goes u to cage in far corner of room* Yes! This should do the trick! They’ll never know what hit them! Don’t fail me little guy! Remember! Head first for every oven and refridgerator. OK? *releases Grimlin*
I fell into another dimension, the dimension of the…HOT PINK TENRECS.
Wait. How is that even possible?
Anyway, I rallied the support of the HPTs, and they decided to come back to earth with me, bringing some Dark Green Bunnies.
“YESSS!!!” I screamed, floating 500 feet in the air with the IEBPDOTHPT (InExplainable But Possible Device Of The Hot Pink Tenrecs.)
They mobbed all the fortresses except the NWPL one! I saw Kokonilly looking up in amazement, which quickly turned to horror when pie-wielding HPTs mobbed her!
Woah, what happened here? I’ve been gone for two, three days!
It sounds as if Lady Elle is about to activate the Omega-13.
132-((It does, doesn’t it? But I’m just floating…in midair…quite unexplainable…and sicing my army of Hot Pink Tenrecs on the Nillybuckbucks.))
130- D’oh!
*throws black hole pie at self* *enters the ivory-billed woodpecker dimension, where the woodpeckers flourish and humans are just about extinct* *angry woodpeckers give chase, follow back into our dimension, and run smack into tenrec army* *utter chaos*
Suddenly, my grimlin reappears with a nasty grin on his face. Yes! Mwhahahaha! It has worked! All of the enemy ovens and refridgerators have been destroyed! No more pie making! And….. what’s that dear grimlin? Oh. You also sabatoged their flour just to make sure? Wonderful! That will lessen their supply somewhat! So! Now for the secret weapon! *grabs weapon* *heads back to enemy fortress with chipmunk and mole friends*
I tossed a tracking device at IBCF, who flew up 515 feet into the air! I started to make him do loop-the-loops, which ended when I got bored, so I de-attached the homing device.
Oops. *looks at sea* I guess I dropped him a mile out in the sea. Oh well.
Hey, DGBs!! You can swim, right? There’s a bad guy a mile out in the sea! GET HIM!
*squealing DGBs swim a mile out in 30 seconds and attack IBCF*
((Forgive my overtly strange posting style. Unique, no?))
I tossed a tracking device at IBCF, who flew up into the air! I started to make him do loop-the-loops, which ended when I got bored, so I de-activated the homing device.
Oops. *looks at sea* I guess I dropped him a mile out in the sea. Oh well.
((Forgive my overtly strange posting style. Unique, no?))
((Yowza, I’ve missed a lot!))
I consider my options carefully before committing to a course of action. As the war rages on around me, I sink deeper into thought, oblivious to the hot pink tenrecs and the chaos that follows them. I wouldn’t be very loyal at all if I left the CPCs, I think. But then again, who would I be leaving? The CPCs are all gone except for me. I could become an independent, but it would be much more advantageous to ally myself with a larger force….oh, what the heck, why not?
“I would be happy to join the Nillybuckbucks,” I announce finally, “if you would be so kind as to give me a list of them so that I won’t inadvertently hit any of my teammates with this!” I gleefully toss a pilfered shrieking mandrake root pie into a cluster of hot pink tenrecs nearby.
Yay for Eccentric! *pies Lady Elle with a sonic boom pie*
*watches as DGBs attack dummy IBCF*
Hehehe. *pies Lady Elle with frisbee pie*
I avoided both pies, screaming “MOVE DGBS!” as the pies collided with IBCF. One of the DGBs, though, had something to tell me.
“Cloth! Not real bad guy!” they squeaked loudly. I lowered them gently to the ground, and sent a few DD* pies towards everyone.
*-((Different Dimension.))
*pies a homing Earth pie at Trip, bringing her back to Earth*
I fell to Earth, but activated my Emergency system, so I flew back up at about 215 feet. I smiled as EVERYONE was engulfed in my DD pie portals, leaving me the only person within 40 miles.
“Aaaaaah” I flung a pie at all in sight, I was trapped in the Nillybuck buck fortress, which was probably not a good idea.
“cake,” I pie some people with cakes.
*walks up to Lady Elle* *pushes a pie into her face*
Sometimes the simplest methods work the best. Hehehehe.
144,145-((I transported you all to Different Dimension.))
I wonder what happened. Ever since I went to get cheese everything has changed. As she came back from her 5o mile trek to get some Mexican cheese, she sees that the battlefield is empty except for TRIP. Ah, my friend, I see you have gotten out without my help. I grin tiredly. “Are you sure you wouldn’t like a sandwich, they taste pretty good, Mediterranean, they are.” Lady Elle had fire in her eyes and I can swear I saw smoke coming out of her ears. She started screaming and brought out a million or more blue-rinse and any other kind of pie you can think of. “Tsk tsk, my friend, haven’t you learned that violence is not the answer?” I take out small, mostly harmless looking multi colored pie with a familiar sign in the middle as she prepares to unleash her ultimate doom.
147-((Well, that would cause me to throw myself at you. But let’s just say you called me TRIP out loud…))
*pies self with earth pie* *sneaks up behind TRIP who is cackling madly* *pies with silencer pie*
I come up onto the battle field just everything seems to be getting very well started. Hee hee. those poor Nillybuckbucks! They have no idea that their ovens and refridegators are busted! They’re frivolisly using up their pie supply with no way to replenish it! Now for the great weapon! *aims at sky* *pushes button* *nothing happens* ARG! It can’t be STUCK?! Fine! Well, this weapon is still good for something! CLUNK! That is the sound of the weapon bouncing off of Beatlesrockr’s head, who was drawing a strange pie at Lady Elle, who look quite angry. Beatlesrockr drops like a stone.
I had the strange feeling that all of our equipment was busted. No matter. I pied them with Handy-Dandy pies, fixing them up, and made a Purple Crayon Pie, allowing me to draw anything I like.
Just as ☮iŹ√Ҳ!☮ attacked the fortress with cake pies, Lady Elle’s DD pie hit me, dragging all of the cake pies with me into the new dimension.
“You’re me!” Someone cried suddenly. I turned and found myself facing my double. “No, you’re me! And you have cakes!” I answered, grinning. The DD pie happened to launch me right into the alternate pie wars dimension where my other self fights with cakes for the BuckNillyNillys.
When I hit my double’s pie cake with my cake pie, the DD is negated. I return to Earth twice as strong as before and armed with twice as many cake pies as before. I promptly launch the wave of neo-DD-charged cake pies at both Kiwimuncher and Lady Elle.
((152-That’s…creepy!))
My jets suddenly kicked in, flying me 50 feet up. I looked down, after almost throwing up, and noticed Eccentric. “KIWI! WATCH OU-” I screamed!
The cutoff was due to the fact that I was suddenly hit by a large rock.
“Ow.”
I rummaged in my pack, grabbed a metal pie, and threw it at Eccentric. She dropped like a stone.
I ducked as several pies were suddenly slung at me all at once. Wowsers! ATTACK! All around me, my mole friends tunneled quickly underground. Hmmmmm. What could they be doing? MY chipmunk friends quickly join me at my shoulders. OK! Let’s get down to business! Too bad, for my dud megaweapon. Oh well. I still have my allies, my pies, and my favorite metal rod, which wroks fabulously in battle……
I whistle through my teeth. Suddenly, twenty-plus gigantic cats come leaping from the forest, all equipped with cememnt pies. “Hello, my pretties!” I jump onto the back of the leading one, a black, sleek and shiny one with piercing green eyes. “Onward, Midnight!” The chipmunks stop dead and tremble in fear as their mortal enemies, cats, who chew them up for breakfast, come running and meowing towards them! I fling pies left and right at the opposers, including kiwimuncher, who is immediately frozen. The cats make their way for the chipmunks, destroying everything the other team has for reinforcememnts in their paths.
((What’s happening here?))
Okay, okay. I come back to our dimension, invent an invincible shield that is impervious to black holes, DD pies, spike pies, chipmunks, metal pies, electromagnets, metal rods, DJBs,and everything, and only lasts for 10 seconds so that it’s fair. Then, I get a regular little blueberry pie and a jet pack, turn on the shield, fly up to Lady Elle, push it into her face, and fly away.
There! Finally! Woohoo! *is pied, but doesn’t care*
((156- Anything and EVERYTHING.))
I pie everyone in sight as my giant cats go after the giant chipmunks. What chipmunks they do capture, they carry away and place in a cage made of pietanium that is IMPOSSIBLE to EVER escape from unless I SAY SO. EVER. Then, all of the cats pie them and stick out their tounges, then prance away. I place an impenetrable shield around the cage from ALLL SIDES, so that no moles can dig in from anywhere and nothing can even get to the cage, much less open it, which they wouldn’t be able to do anyway. I also place shields around all of my cats, so that they cannot be harmed.
157 – I thought you quit!
I hurl a particularly spiky pie at Trip, who instantly pulls out a shield, blocking it. But, I pull out a shieldproof pie, and slap it in her face.
159-((I’m 50 feet in the air. You have a really good pitching arm, I presume? Or have a jet pack? Jet pack, then…))
“Finally-” I muttered, getting the blueberry pie off my face, and was hit with a EnemyAlert pie, regards of Kokonilly.
“I’ll get you for that!” I scream, getting her with blue rinse homing pies.
I hurled a banana-cream pie from a rampart at Kokonilly. “You will pay for incapacitating my lieutenant. Start running, wicked pie fighter!” I fired a long line of zooming, self-aiming, pies that exploded Kokonilly’s jet pack and sent her back to the ground. By the NPWL fortress.
“Fire away, Lady Elle!”
I landed near the NPWL fortress. But, as I examined it, it was actually our fortress in disguise. I crept inside and locked the door.
((I can’t follow this. Jerdana and Katrina are break for a while.))
NO! NO WAY! You can pie me! You can insult me! You can make my life miserable! BUT YOU CAN NOT HURT MY CHIPMUNKS!
With a rain of dirt, my mole allies burst out from underground, grabbing Agrrrfishi’s cats, who are covered with shields. Still in their shields, the mole carry them underground. Those shields can’t help them if they’re buried alive. OK Agrrrfishi! I’ll tell my moles to release your cats if you release my chipmunks, who, after all, aren’t giant, only the moles are giant. Not all of my animal allies are ROUS’s!
If they are buried alive, then technically they’re being harmed, which defies the purpose of the shield! *moles are forced to release cats because of conflictiing plots* And besides, I’m not harming your chipmunks. They’re comfy, I gave them satin cushions and tons of chipmunk food to snack.
Now, here’s MY deal. I will let your chipmunks go if they do not participate in ANY aspect of the battle, pieing, running rampaging, the whole enchilada. The same goes for your moles. Tell them to scamper back where they came from. I’ll even send my cats back. Or, you can keep ONE mole or chipmunk, and I’ll keep Midnight here. No more giant animals. It’s not fair.
*tries to talk*
*realizes was pied with Silencer pie*
*notices Kokonilly laughing with insane grin*
KOKONILLY!
*dives after Kokonilly*
*cuts power off to flying thingys*
*falls on Kokonilly*
Ow. *pies Trip with an anti-gravity pie*
165) I will do not such thing unless you do the same!
A agree abut the giant animals. The moles are simply temporary. but the chipmunks aren’t giant, so I can keep them. because they’re my friends. As long as they aren’t cruelly trapped in cages. OK. Sense you are trapping them right now. You might need to know that they eat a special kind of nuts. Only fresh walnuts and they all need to be glazed slightly with honey. Plus, one of them is prone to getting tummy problems (he’s very sensitive) so you need to make sure that his walnuts have a thin coating of apple juice, it makes him feel better. Also, they need a lot of physical excersize in order to stay fit! Being stuck in a cage all day won’t do for their needs! You will need to allow for them several hours a day for romping around or they will get restless and your DEFINATELY do NOT want restless chipmunks on your hands. They can get mighty aggrevating! Climbing is a good excersize for them, for a suggestion. I mean, it clears their heads and keeps them happy when they are higher bove ground. I usually just let them loose, but, of course, you’re holding them captive and all, so that wouldn’t be available.
168- I will release your chipmunks if you and they pinky-swear that they won’t come back to battle. You can’t use them to fight or anything. If you make your animals stop battling, I will also relinquish my cats. Deal?
And absolutely NO LOOPHOLES.
Well, can I use my chipmunks as loving companions? They will sign a treaty saying that they shall live for world peace and definately no fighting? Hows that?
I snuck up behind kiwimuncher as she was negotiating and pied her with a gullible pie.
171) Oh! I am not gullible! How mean to suggest such a thing! *pies with dung bomb pie*
170- Okay, fine. And no giant moles, either. And world peace does not include pieing our team to kingdom come. *signs a treaty pie*
The terms of the treaty are this:
There will be no animals participating in this the Second Pie War. This includes shapeshifting, DNA transfer, and human transformations of this sort to become an animal or anything other than yourself. All animals are only to be kept as companions and will not be permitted to fight in the war. There will be no animals pieing, mutilating, damaging, scratching, biting, slapping, or causing any damage or harm in any way. They will, in short, not be participants in the war and cannot be called upon for assistance. You realize that if you violate this treaty, you are sentanced to five days in the opposing team’s jail, you must relinquish all rights to pie in these five days, no jailbreaks or you will have the same punishment two times over. The terms of the treaty are clear. If you break your promise, you will be consequenced. NO LOOPHOLES.
Signed this the Eighteenth/Nineteenth of August, in the two-thousand and eigth year.
Let there be pie!
172 – Aww. *hugs kiwimuncher*
174) Awwwwwwww. *hugs Kokonilly*
175 – Now you have pie on you! La di da di da! *skips off* *pies Trip*
I throw my underground pies, which have powerful drills attached to them so that they can quickly rip through dirt and stone. Then, when they are directly below the enemy, they explode in a blast of pie and soil. You never see them coming. *explodes Lady Elle with underground pie*
Well, ah, I have no idea what happened so ah, I’ll start off from where I ended, and than start from where we are now.
I slowly lift the pie and put it in front of me right before a weapon dropped out of the sky and hit her. She smiled evilly. “I’m not that idiotic, I just have ADHD and Short Term Memory Loss.”
“I shall save you my small, defenseless, awesomely great pie, for you are a great weapon. Greater than any other I’ve seen in many ages.” I stuff the pie in my pack. And than look around insanely. I see Lady Elle. “Hey Trip! I’m still here!”
176) Yum! Chocolate cream! You know my favorite!
177) I am instantly distracted by Agrrrfishi’s proposition with a rather close underground explosion, afterwhich I see Lady Elle flung into the air. Eep! I quickly throw a trampoline pie to break her fall.
*can’t speak due to being pied with Silencer pie*
*throws notepie down to kiwi*
*Notepie says: Um, HELP? I can’t speak! Have any anti-silencer pies? And a gravity pie?*
*splatters Lady Elle with a carpal tunnel pie and another silencer pie, just to make sure*
Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled Musers all yearning to pie free… *pies Kiwimuncher*
180) Oh! Yes! Of course! In fact…… *throws anti-everything pie*
*wince* *peeks at Lady Elle* Heh heh. Well, the pie worked…… and…… well…….. it has interesting side effects. You see, Lady Elle, you are now protected by any influence a pie has on you, at least, one that isn’t physical. I mean, if you are pied you will still get a face full of cream, but, for example, if you are pied with a silencer pie, the “silence” part won’t work. So…… yeah. Unfortunately, it kind of turns you purple until it wears off. Which will be approximately 2 days from now. So……… yeah. You’ve got a cure all, but you’re purple.
*pies Agrrrfishi*
When I finally wake up again after being knocked out for some time by Lady Elle’s metal pie, I realize that I am standing inside the NPWL fortress, which must have been disguised as the Nillybuckbuck fortress back when the Nillybuckbuck fortress was disguised as the NPWL fortress! Seizing the opportunity, I launch an exploding pie barrage inside the fortress while the NPWLs are distracted with treaty-making. I then retreat, using a metal pie to shield myself until I am safely within the Nillybuckbuck fortress.
*is somehow thrown into another dimension by carpal tunnel pie*
That was very, very improbable…
Oh! I’m…glowing…in the dark…and not purple…
Oh, hello, HPBs! My enemies hate you! Let’s get them…as soon as I get out of here…
*HPBs create carpal tunnel*
YAHHHHH! GO, HPBs, DGBs, and HPTs! ATTACK!
I’m confused. First, we were talking, then we were fighting, now we’re negotiating, and then something happened with a fortress posing as another fortress which doesn’t really make sense unless it was something that I missed before I joined this thread but it confuses me that one fortress could be another at the same time, then Lady Elle was suddenly in another dimension and glowing in the dark, which doesn’t really make sense to me yet either because how could a person glow in the dark?, and then she was rallying HPB, which really doesn’t sound like you Lady Elle because HPBs can be quite wild and unreliable at the best of times and then…………. I was confused.
186-((I told the HPBs that my enemies didn’t like them. They attack the bad people. Bad people = NillyBuckBucks.
… And you turned me purple. I don’t want to be purple, that’s just weird, even for Lady Elle..))
((187- Don’t trust the bunnies. Bad things happen when you trust the bunnies. ))
Oh, TRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *pies her*
Your HPB’s are history! *throws a black wormhole pie at all of them* *bunnies are sucked into alternate dimension from which they can NOT escape*
Lady Elle, why do people call you TRIP?
Anyway, I throw a black wormhole pie at Agrrrfishi. She is immediately sucked into an alternate dimension from which she can NOT escape from until I say so.
Unfortunaterly for Kiwimuncher, I find a hidden flaw in her black hole pie: she forgot to add the secret ingredient: stay juice, which I invented myself. I am in an alternate dimension, the traveling dimension that can place me anywhere I choose to be. Although I am still in another dimension, I can also be here, and therefore I am invisible to all who aren’t in my dimension. HAH! *causes irreversible havoc until kiwimuncher releases her from the black hole*
190) Wah! *pout* Fine!*releases* *pies now visible Agrrrfishi*
191) Hahaha! You can’t beat the sweet taste of logic in the morning! *wipes off the pie and pies Kiwimuncher back*
Now that both of us are entirely covered with cream, Agrrrfishi and I turn to watch the battle unfolding before us, the air thick with flying pastry. It seems that neither side is making any progress. How depressing.
Ummmmmmmmmmm. Suddenly, it seems that the battle has slowed. What’s going on? It seems that there is no retaliation occuring. How odd. *pies Kokonilly*
*ducks* *splatters kiwimuncher*
*appears*
*looks around fearfully at flying pies*
*disappears*
Eekers! *wipes pie away from face* Ooch! Was that peary mopping? *is pied again* *pies back* *ducks to miss next retaliation*
Noting from within the fortress that the battle outside seems to have slowed, I venture back onto the field.
I toss an extra-spattery ginormous mess-making pie onto Kiwimuncher as I walk by, whistling innocently. The pie lives up to its name, temporarily turning Kiwimuncher into a gooey blob of pie filling and crust bits. Unfortunately for Kiwimuncher, I baked magnetichoco chips into the pie, so now the high concentration of sugar covering Kiwimuncher causes all of the other pies in the air to hit Kiwimuncher no matter who their original target was!
ARG! *falls over* *is covered in mountain of pie* Could someone help? please? *splutter*
*spots kiwimuncher covered in pie*
*looks around*
*runs to her*
*gets a shovel*
*heaves chunks of pie over shoulder*
*looks content*
*runs behind bush*
*flings pies randomly at everyone on the opposing team*
Whose team are you on, peary moppins?
201) I’m not really sure….
Well, peary moppins HELPED a NWPL. So she is neutral or a NWPL.
*avoids pies*
*is glowing in dark*
ATTACK, my loyal minions!
*HPBs attack NillyBuckBucks*
Ooch. Pieache. *groan* Thanks peary moppins! You’re a life saver, literally. (ooooooo, i like life savers, especially the gummy ones…….)
Hmmmmmmm. I thought the HPBs had been banished back to their demenison. *shrug* Whatever! This is a good thing! *runs after bunnies*
I’m am going to join the NWPL!
*Running to grab ultra splattering pies to help bombard the enemy*
*Creates a metal pie and slams it into the unsuspecting face of kokonilly, ducking to avoid a continuing onslaut of pies.*
*runs up to Lady Elle, assisting in her HPBs attack on the NillyBuckBucks*
* Sees a large manure pie coming her way and takes a carpal tunnel pie and- SPLAT- smushes it into her own face and disapears into an alternate dimention*
205- Hi! I’m ZVX, Supreme Captain of the NPWLs. And here’s my excellent Lieutenant AvalonGirl. Answer to her at all times, and have fun!
*pies*
Weeeee!!!!! *runs around wildly* *sings*
She was a daaaaaaaay tripper!
One way ticket yeah!
It took me not, that long to find out *nods head*
Yeah, I found out! *is pied*
*grabs dark blue pie* *pies all HPBs* Hehe, now your blue!
*grabs secret pie, pies HPBs* now your blue and not evil!
*HPBs attack TRIP and all other NPWLs* MWUAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
*uses carpal tunnel pie to send HPBs back to HPB dimension*
TRIP?! *throws self on Beatlesrockr*
What does TRIP mean? I still don’t get it……..
I leave Lady Elle and Beatlesrockr with my chipmunks, just so they can stop things before the fued gets out of hand.
*goes off in search of anny unsuspecting Nillybuckbucks*
*sees Theetlet* Gurgleishus!
*pies with immobile pie* Mwahahaha! Take that! Now……… *pies with shield pie* There! Now you can’t move, but you can’t get cured either! One less Nillybuckbuck to encounter!
*hit with shield pie*
*accidentaly gets hit by one of Beatlsrockrs secret pies, which takes her to another dimention*
*uses another carpal tunnel pie to come back to the pie throwing madness*
*throws a ginormouse self freezing pie at kiwimuncher, leaving her frozen to the ground and defensless*
212- I never knew my pies take people to other dimensions! That must of been a different pie.
OHHFF! *Is tackled by Lady Elle* DANG YOU TRIPPED ME! *cackles* I love doing that! Pie war brings out the evil side of me. hehe. *pies with banana cream pies*
I throw my cluster pie, which breaks into several pieces that home in on enemies. *simultaneously pies Beatlesrockr, kiwimuncher and Lady Elle*
I also throw my Anti-carpal tunnel pie, which is basically another carpal tunnel pie except it is programmed to home in on other CT-pies. When the two meet, they harmlessly cancel each other out. (It can search out secret pies, too).
*starts throwing frisbee pies, spike pies, underground pies, cluster pies, and A-CT pies towards Beatlesrockr, Kiwimuncher, and Lady Elle*
_/\_/\_/\_/\_/\_/\_
\____ ____/
_/\_/\_/\_/\_/\_/\_
\____ ____/
=[|} =[|} =[|} =[|} =[|} =[|}
=[|} =[|} =[|} =[|}
=[|} =[|} =[|} =[|} =[|} =[|} =[|}
=[|} =[|} =[|}
Etc, etc, etc.
*headdesk* Forgot to check here in a while. *pies Trip*
Arg!
214) Why are some of your pies green?
*pies IBCF* Take that!
=[I} *SPLAT*
*deftly avoids pies and makes all pies hit NillyBuckBucks*
*gets off Beatlesrockr, sticking her to the ground with ETERNAL shield and glue and gluedot and cake and sorbet and custard pies*
“Now…goodbye. Forever.” I leap up onto the roof of the giant bumper car arena which was ALWAYS there, and toss energy whip/rope pies at everyone. Everyone I don’t like, of course.
216-They’re key lime, obviously. *wipes pie off face* *retaliates with frisbee pie*
Oops. Poor Beatlesrockr. Forgot she was on my team.
*blows ZVX up with underground pie*
217- How did you make all the pies it us? *throws more A-CT pies at Lady Elle*
gee. AVALONGIRL, you’re appointed general when I’m away.
((I’m gone until Wednesday, and then until Monday.))
OK! *pies people*
*pies more people* Wow! Not getting much retaliation…….
*throws sulky pies*
FEEL THE WRATH OF VICIOUS COLORS! YAAAAAAAAAA!
*everyone hit with sulky pies gets really happy, can’t stop laughing, or gets really sad (or mad)*
Here come the wax pies!
*anyone hit by wax pie turns into wax statue*
*Pies self with repel pie* *gets up* you really think I would let you do that? *sets up oil* *sets oil on fire with flaming pies* *wax pies melt*
*pies Trip with durian pies* MWUAHAHAHAHAHA!
*avoids durian pies*
MWAHAHA!
I’m EBIL.
*retreats to alchemy lab to study cat communication*
EBIL? You mean EVIL!
*grabs bucket of water* *puts out dangerous flames* Silly pyromaniacs! *dumps another bucket of water over Bealtesrockr’s head*
Oops. Kokonilly got frozen as a rolled-up laughing wax statue. Oh well.
*throws more color pies at Beatlesrockr that hit*
*looks*
…Wow. Remind me to never combine happy, sad, mad, jumping, breakdancing, paranoid, and crazy pies again.
Ooo, lookie what I found! My old Zemtee tank from last year. And it’s still operable. *hops in* *starts blasting everyone with pies*
_________+===…….[}……..[}…………[}……….[}
|________|__|_________|
|;IBCF;Zemtee;;;;;;;;;;;;|==========…….[}……..[}……..[}
|_____________________\
|______________________\
O+++++++++++++++++++O0\
____________________O/
Wax statue? OH NO, I’M MELTING! *melts*
227- You obviously don’t know what a durian pie is. It is only the smelliest fruit ever to live! That’s right! *pies with durian un-ripe blueberry frosting pie* MWAHHAHAHA!
*sees pie tank* *drops bag of marbles* *marbles get jammed in the tank’s gears* *tanks shutters to a halt* Hee hee! *sticks large socks into the pie guns* *guns back up* Hee hee again!
227-*avoids*
*turns on giant magnets*
OMG.
Wow.
*all islands in world come flying overhead*
*faints into lake*
Dude, Trip, where in this corrupt world have you been? I’ve been WAITING. *sends islands back to where they came from* *catapults a exploding raspberry lemon pie into the aire*
*is a melted puddle of wax until she is hit by a reviving pie*
Aah! Liberty!
*pied by raspberrylemon pie that explodes in her face*
Ow. *rubs away soot*
231- Meh, this always happens. *climbs out of tank*
*avoids wax pies*
Okay, time for revenge. *stuns Lady Elle with electromagnetic pulse pie* *cackles* *throws several more EMP pies towards enemies*
233-Gaia Online/Shonen Jump.
*faints into catapult*
*wakes up*
Hey, why am I up next to…the clouds? Oh cake!
*falls through clouds*
*throws pies while going down*
*lands on Agrrrfishi, knocking her in lake that promptly freezes on top, leaving us stuck underwater*
And while Trip is stuck in her frozen underwater prison, I shall wreck havoc on all the other NPWLs!!! *sends a ginormous green paint pie at the NPWL fortress* MWAHAHA you have no idea what my plan is…
*grapples with Agrrrfishi*
HIII-*blub*-YAHHH!
*activates rocket boots*
I’m confused! Oh well. Doesn’t matter! *pies someone*
239- Everyone’s confused–that’s the beauty of pie wars. *flings, casts, chucks, hurls, and otherwise throws exploding pies towards frozen lake, causing it to, well, explode*
237- Commander ZVX here to personally blow your pies to pieces.
*Shoves Beatlesrockr into frozen lake when IBCF blows it up*
*Beatlesrockr is catapulted fifty feet in the air and is unconscious*
*Lady Elle shoots out swiftly and lands without harm.
“That was fun.”*
“That was fun.” I say excitably to ZVX.
*shoves IBCF into lake*
*throws Beatlesrockr back into lake*
242) *gasp* I have never figured out how to say your name before now ZVX! because My computer couldn’t do all those fancy letters! And somehow I’ve missed how your name has been abrieviated! *puts in memory box for now on*
*Pies self for uinobservantnes*
*pies everyone else for pieing’s sake*
*pies randomly*
*pies everyone*
Why should we have TEAMS?! NO TEAMS!
*wakes up*
*shoves ZVX into building targeted by terrorists*. *building blows up*. *catapults 50 blackhole pies at him and the other NPWLS*
*TRIP is thrown into the air* *pies trip with a winter pie, freezing her* And don’t try to break through it, or melt it. *TRIP plummets back to earth*
*falls into volcano*
HOT! HOTHOTHOT!
*jumps out of volcano*
*hits Beatlesrockr with blackhole pie*
(CHARACTER DESCRIPTIONS! Early 20s. Long red hair and turqoise highlights, Hay Lin’s (from W.I.T.C.H!) costume. Hair in ponytail.)
*climbs out of lake* *grumbles*
Okay, Lady Elle! Feel the wrath of nature! *throws tornado pie into air* *tornado pie starts a tornado* *everyone is blown away*
*sucks up tornado*
*becomes Tornado Sh’irby*
*blows IBEF back into lake*
HaHa!
Egg-traordinary Pie Platform engage! Ooh ho ho ho!
___________
__________/()>>>[}>>>[}>>>[}
_________/()>>>[}>>>[}>>>[}
________/()>>>[}>>>[}>>>[}
_______/()>>>[}>>>[}>>>[}
______/()>>>[}>>>[}>>>[}
______|/ o\
\____|__
/ooooo\
But if we don’t have teams, we can’t gang up on each other! *pies Darth Eggman*
249- *climbs out of lake* *grumbles*
*throws exploding pie at Kirby*
Both: Ow! You!
Darth Eggman: Get ready to be schooled! *uses force to launch kiwi into the sun* Ooh hoo hoo hoo!
Tornado Sh’irby: Po-ya! *blows BCF to Neptune*
Both: Alright!
Darth Eggman Plus: Ah, Darth Eggman, I see you’re here. Mind if I stop a “trip”?
Darth Eggman: Go right ahead.
Darth Eggman Plus: Trip, take this! *freezes Trip using a million winter pies then tosses her into a black hole* Ooh hoo hoo hoo! *Trip gets ripped to shreds in black hole and gets X’ed out of the space time continuum* Now… umm… why on Mobius am I thinking a someone named Trip?
*everyone shrugs*
Ah well. Must be a false memory.
Darth Eggman: Must be.
Both: Any way, ON WITH THE BATTLE!!!
((MEAN! I’ll come back to life anyway, you know…))
*is transported to alternate universe*
I look around, and realize I seem to be standing on…a flat plane. “HEY!” I heard someone cry suddenly. I turned around, looking at the speaker-and gasped. She was ME five years ago!
“Why do you look so much like me?” I asked her suspiciously.
“Nice question,” she said, tossing a pie cake, “But I think you already know!”
“Hey! Wait-” I was hit by the pie cake and transported to directly behind DEP. I tapped them on the shoulder-and when they turned around, hit them in the face with a pie cake I had grabbed. The were ripped out of OUR space time continuum.
“Why am I thinking of someone named Darth Eggman Plus?” I asked everyone. “I don’t know anyone named that…”
They all shrugged, and then we teamed up on IBCF…
Ooh hoo hoo hoo!
I especially prepared for that very circumstance.
Rainbow, do your thing!
Rainbow The Hedgehog: CHI CONTROL!
DEP: Mwahahaha! I’m back! Rainbow, get them! Get them ALL!
RTH: *play hyper sonic music from STH3* I’m now: Hyper Rainbow!
CHI PIE BOMB!
______________
___(O)___\>>>>[}\
__(O)(O)__\>>>>[}\
_(O)(O)(O)_\>>>>[}\
(O)(O)(O)(O)| >>>>[}|
_(O)(O)(O)_/>>>>[}/
__(O)(O)__/>>>>[}/
___(O)___/>>>>[}/
________/_____/
*pie bombs hit everyone*
*ANGEL ISLAND (omg!) falls out of the sky and crushes everyone*
*everyone dies*
*because, like, why not?*
*does*
*anyone*
*actually*
*read*
*these*
*extra*
*notes*
*these*
*poor*
*poor*
*notes*
*at*
*the*
*very*
*bottom*
*I Mean, Come On!*
Of course we read them! *dies* *is pulled into time stream* *sees Alice pieing IBCF* *hey Alice, weren’t we pieing Darth EggMan?* *sees self* Eep! Hi self. Ummmmmmmm……. *is pulled away again in time stream* *pulls self out around 5 minutes after my death onto……. eggman’s head, knocking him out* What a lovely trip. Eh. Oh. Oops. So terribly sorry. I thought I felt something down there. *pies knocked out Eggman for good measure*
Whaaaaaaaaaat? Where do I come in?
*pies everyone form tree*
*cackles mirthlessly*
*rockets back to Earth* *carpal pies Tornado Sh’irby to another dimension* “Now that that’s taken care of…”
*throws concussive pies and EMP pies at ??? and peary moppins, simultaneously knocking them off their feet and electrocuting them*
*throws wormhole pies, which wormhole themselves into Lady Elle and Kiwimunchers’ faces*
Chi… CONTROL!
*blows up earth and turns remnants into pies*
Oh, and thank you for killing that faker Dr. Eggman. Now, if you can take out Shadow…
RAINBOW THE HEDGEHOG!!! *glomps*
Oh, *throws pies at anyone who’s not NWPL*
*sucks up pies*
*becomes Pie Sh’irby*
*note that there is no such thing as Pie Kirby *
262- Hedgehogs, eh? That reminds me…
*opens portal to Bunny Melee thread with carpal pie* *places pile of choklit in front of portal* *quickly moves away*
*the horde of choklit-loving tenrecs stampede through portal and eat choklit*
*throws more choklit towards Sh’irby*
*tenrecs hurl themselves upon Sh’irby*
*gets electrocuted*
*recovers*
*throws pies ast Sh’irby*
*watches with awe as Sh’irby sucks them up*
*sucks up hyper rainbow*
*blows up*
BTW, we are all floating around in space.
Darn it!
With my new Ultimately Acidic pies nothing is safe from me & my dark blue jelly fish! All is destroyed! (accept the nilly nilly buck fortress which I still havent quite figured out)! ! ! ! ! ! !
258) I don’t know. Ask the past! *is terribly confused*
ARG! Where are my chipmunks? They’re missing! I hope they didn’t get left in the past. *gulp*
hmf! hmf chip chip hmf!
(We made it back! The past was a scary place!)
I thought this died a while ago. I was, obviously, incorrect.
*SPLAT to all non-Nillybuckbucks*
*avoids splat fron Kokonilly*
*throws custard eclair back*
What eclair? I don’t have any eclairs. See no eclairs, hear no eclairs, eat no eclairs…
My chipmunks! There they are! They just fell out of a time warp over there! *runs to chipmunks* *hugs*
*whistles innocently*
Oh ho! Lady Elle is whistling! Enemies BEWARE!
*warps in*
PHANTOM PHREEZE!
*freezes TRIP*
*Knocks TRIP into ghost zone*
*transforms into Smart Winter Pie (you know, like in Larry Gonnicks’ Book) *
*flies around randomly and freezes everyone else, including chipmunks*
*knocks THEM into the ghost zone*
*warps to danny phantom’s universe*
*whistles extra innocently*
*warps back, because no warping is allowed*
*knocks out Kokonilly in a amazing display of gymnastics*
Oh no! Wish Cats! I wish Trip was a harmless butter cookie!
*Wish Cats: You wish is our command!
*POOF!*
*eats butter cookie*
Yum, that was delicious!
*reappears, because wish cats are disallowed*
HA HA HA!
Wish Cats, I wish JFTISG didn’t exist in our space-time continuum! *wish works*
Hey, why am I thinking of someone named JFTISG?
*everyone shrugs*
Must of been a dream.
WHAT?! Wish cats, I wish that that butter cookie there would unbecome a buttercookie and burst out of JFTISG, giving him indigestion!
(both):…
Somoc: Who are you?
Andaw: We only grant JFTISG’s wishes.
(both): AND YOU CAN’T DELETE HIM OUT OF THE SPACE-TIME CONTINUUM!
*zaps JFTISG back*
Oh,and there are no such things as fairy god parents!
*nearby FGPs scream and then poof out of existence*
Will this work?
Ò²Ò²Ò²Ò²Ò²Ò²Ò²Ò²Ò²Ò²Ò²Ò²
\____ ____/
This might be better.
Ò²Ò²Ò²Ò²Ò²Ò²Ò²Ò²Ò²
\___ ___/
Then again, it might not.
Again…
Ò²Ò²Ò²Ò²Ò²Ò²Ò²Ò²Ò²Ò²Ò²
\_____ _____/
I fail…
Ò²Ò²Ò²Ò²Ò²Ò²Ò²Ò²Ò²Ò²Ò²Ò²
\_____ _____/
Meh, good enough.
Ò²Ò²Ò²Ò²Ò²Ò²Ò²Ò²Ò²Ò²Ò²Ò²
\_____ _____/
Unless this is better.
Ò²Ò²Ò²Ò²Ò²Ò²Ò²Ò²Ò²Ò²Ò²Ò²Ò²
\_____ _____/
Anyhow, this is my Pie O’ Frustration. I will hurl this at random when I am angry and frustrated. Anyone who is pied by a Pie O’ Frustration will become angry and frustrated as well.
286) Oh NO! I don’t like being angry of frustrated! *uses Wish Cat as shield*
Let… me… GO! *electrocutes kiwimuncher*
*avoids pie of frustration*
Yes, I’m frustrated, so it wouldn’t work anyway, but…I don’t WANT to be angry!
Mwhaha the pears are reborn
*flings pear spray at nearby blackberries*
beware i do not hear i can throw with my eyes :()
*Gets hit with anger pie*
GIANT WHEEL OF CHEESE ON PIE WORLD!
…oops. :blush:
Ò²Ò²Ò²Ò²Ò²Ò²Ò²Ò²Ò²Ò²Ò²Ò²Ò²
\_____ _____/
*shells everyone with round of exploding pies O’ frustration* *landscape is soon riddled with smoking craters*
Nobody’s here…
*boredly throws exploding pie into the distance*
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¨°º¤ø„¸ *blaam*¸„ø¤º°¨
¸„ø¤º°¨ *boom* “°º¤ø„¸
ø¤º°¨¸„ø¤º°¨¨°º¤ø„¸¨°º¤ø
*avoids pies*
Ha ha. School stinks.
*boredly tosses caricature pie*
Caricature pie: If anyone gets hit by this pie, they turn into a caricature!
*gets bored, even though I just got here*
ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
*Tosses electric pie*
Zorch!!!
*Zaps everybody*
Yay!
Enough of this. I COMMAND ALL SEVEN CHI EMERALDS MASTER CHI EMERALD TO POWER ME UP, ALONG WITH 60 TITANIUM POWER RINGS OF ETERNITY!
¨¤ø„¸¨°º¤ø„¸¸„ø¤º°¨¸„ø¤º°¨
¨°º¤ø„¸ *humm*¸„ø¤º°¨
¸„ø¤º°¨ *BOM!* “°º¤ø„¸
ø¤º°¨¸„ø¤º°¨¨°º¤ø„¸¨°º¤ø
*goes super*
Chi Control!
*black hole appears in center of earth*
*goes intangible to avoid being sucked in*
*MISS!*
Dang it!
PHANTOM PHREEZE PHRONT!
*turns earth into snowball earth*
MWAhaha-
*every volcano on earth erupts, melting all ice and causing world wide flooding*
Do’h!
GIANT WHEEL OF PLASMA CHEESE ON PIECFUL PIE PLANET!
*whistles innocently*
*runs out of rings while over volcano*
Oh, butter cookies.
WHAAAAAHAHAHAAA!
*falls in*
*splash*
(look below)
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**begin random rant**
Oh, and WHY oh WHY won’t ANYONE acknowledge my references to the following:
Sonic the Hedgehog Video Games
The Discovery Kids show “Strange Days at Blake Holsey High”
TV Show “Danny Phantom”
Previous issues of Muse (really annoying!)
PLEASE answer me, before I have a spaz attack.
**end random rant**
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Any way, I’m gone… or am I?
Remember, “WE GHOSTS NEVER DIE! HEH HEH HEH!” (*)
(*) Quote from King Boo in SM64DS.
Another pie war thread grinds to a halt…I know the GAPAs aren’t keen on violence, but I believe it is impractical for a war, even a pie war, to consist of nothing but silly, random nonsense. There needs to be some sort of a plot. Not an RPG, though…more like the way we progress on the Ships’ Logs thread and the Chronicles of Museica. So it can appeal to both the silly-fun lovers and that more serious group of MBers who pretend they don’t care about cathassus or pointless mayhem. New thread…?
297) I don’t any of those things, so I wouldn’t recognize your quotes! *pies*
298) Tis a good idea. But we have to over 300 posts first.
A thought just struck me. That was post 299. *pies self*
BWOO! *pies self again* I just realized that…… That post made us go up to 300! w00t!
299- YOU DON”T REMEMBER PREVIOUS ISSUES OF MUSE?!
Mama Mia!
*dies*
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*pies randomly while discussing*
Yes, perhaps a thread, in which there is actually a PLOT.
The Ships’ Logs is a nice example. I read, I don’t join.
Maybe we can have a battle between two factions somewhere in the Muse World.
We’ll need a set of rules…
1. Cease pieing when a GAPA calls time out.
2. No weapons besides pies, but you can have pie tanks, pie guns, pie missles, and pie animals.
3. No force powers, magic, vampires, aliens, or unnatural abilities.
4. No gory scenes of violence.
5. No indestructible fortresses/shields/armor.
6. No exceedingly powerful pies that destroy everything and everyone.
7. No powerplaying another person (unless they let you).
How’s that?
Hello? *awkward silence*
How’s a big fat NO?
*throws caricature pie at IBCF*
*IBCF turns into wung atop of Inter-Continental Ballistic Missile (IBCM) filled with nuclear pies*
Aw, crap.
*runs away*
306- Why? What’s wrong with my idea? *nuclear pies Sh’irby*
*throws caricature pies at Sh’irby*
*realizes that caricature pies aren’t really the best idea, since they give the target superpowers besides chibi-fying them*
NO! *runs into deserted NWPL fortress, realizing that she should try and bring ZVX, Kokonilly, and kiwimuncher, and Agrrrfishi back to the battlefield*
…
I’m already a chibi, you pie-brain.
*begins sucking up fortress*
*throws new thread pies* *new thread pies make everyone want a new thread*
[Continued in Part 3.]