*recoils in horror*

While Robert was out and about today, he stumbled across a newsstand that was selling this:
 

It’s called Shonen Jump BLEACH Soul Candy, from Japan, and no! he hasn’t opened it.

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189 Responses to *recoils in horror*

  1. ♫ Agrrrfishi {Aggie}♫ says:

    THE BUNNIES TOOK OVER JAPAN! AND THE PEZ DISPENSERS!!!
    Nobody’s taking my soul with candy, anti-lagomorphs! *pulls out lightsaber* This is where Bunny Apocalypse training comes into action…

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  2. ☼Zinc the sorceress☼ says:

    AAAAAAUUUUUGGGGGGHHHHH!!!! THE BUNNIES HAVE MADE BUNNIFICATION CANDY!!!!

    *melee ensues*

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  3. Piggy says:

    Be. Afraid. Be very afraid. I think that MuseBlog doesn’t know the full extent of its Plan. We’ve gone extremely international unintentionally.

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  4. Tesseract says:

    Oh. My. God.

    RUN BEFORE IT GETS Y–

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  5. (1) It’s not a Pez dispenser. I think the head is supposed to pop off (*shudders*). I’m not sure, because the protective plastic wrapping is still intact, as a close look at the photograph will confirm.

    “Soul candy.” *shudders violently*

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  6. I-Man ((William II, Official Summary Writer's Secretary, whose job requirements include reposting the latest summary when someone is confused)) says:

    Isn’t Bleach a Shonen Jump anime?

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  7. Piggy says:

    6- Yeah. We’ve gone back in time and infiltrated the media.

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  8. Luna the Lovely says:

    Ah, so cute! You should try some, Robert! Let us know what happens……mwahahaha

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  9. The Man For Aeiou says:

    Soul candy? is that how they bunnify you from the soul out?

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  10. ♫ Agrrrfishi {Aggie}♫ says:

    5- I doubt it’s even candy. I bet it’s a noxious gas container. And when you open it…*convulses*

    MORAL OF THE STORY:Do not buy anything pink for the rest of your life, for fear of waking up in a coma or underwater.

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  11. Maybe our souls are their candy.

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  12. Rainbowstar (3 piepoints) says:

    AAAH!

    Whatever you do, Robert, don’t open it. Knowing bunnies, they’ve probably filled it with something that will bunnify you as soon as you do.

    By the way, the other day I went to a grocery store, and as Easter is getting Nearâ„¢, they had lots of bunny stuff. Including Pez dispensers, which as far as I can guess are little tubes to hold Pez brand candy, with lids shaped like heads, not unlike the picture this thread is about.

    Anywho, some of the Easter Pez dispensers had pink bunny heads. Here’s a picture (I didn’t take this, I found it on the internet,but it’s the same product):

    *recoils in horror*

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  13. Axa says:

    I saw this at Borders the other day and laughed.

    6) Shonen Jump publishes comics, so it’s manga, but bleach is also an anime on adult swim. I’m not a big fan myself but it is a popular series.

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  14. ♫ Agrrrfishi {Aggie}♫ says:

    11- *urgle*
    12-I will never look at Pez the same way again. Ever.

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  15. Axa says:

    …oh also, according to the internet:
    “The Soul Candy, when ingested, forces Ichigo’s soul out of his body and replaces it with an artificial, pre-programmed soul, allowing Ichigo to transform”
    Ichigo is the main character. the main gist of the series is from what I remember various battles with spirits and so on. it has a supernatural element to it. You would think I’d know more about Bleach…sigh.

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  16. Luna the Lovely says:

    10– :lol: When I read your post, I read it as “for fear of waking up in a coma or underwear.” As opposed to underwater…..

    Dang, they still sell pez? I remember those from my childhood–we had so many different pez dispenser, it was awesome.

    Hehe, as was the little battery operated lollipop twirler I managed to get my parents to buy me……don’t ask, I’m not quite sure why I was so obsessed with getting it, I mean, is it really necessary to have a machine that rotates a lollipop while you suck it??????? I still have it somewhere, I think it is shoved in a box under my at home with a bunch of other random no longer used items….

    Hey, speaking of things when I was little, and pink bunnies, I have these two little bitty plastic bunnies–they are so cute. I believe I named them Pinky…..I named all my stuffed animals and such when I was little. And I actually used to remember their names….

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  17. (15) Transform, eh? No, thank you!

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  18. Luna the Lovely says:

    To edit my last post……The two little bunnies, actually, were named “Pinky 1” and “Pinky 2”–I was running out of creative new ideas……

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  19. ♫ Agrrrfishi {Aggie}♫ says:

    15- Exactly. Forces out our souls and puts them into zombie bunny slave bodies. Sick, sick, sick.
    16- O.o I do not want to know. ;)

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  20. Cat's Meow says:

    Aww, it’s adorable.

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  21. The Dark Mistress says:

    As the Kokonspiracy grows internationally, the hot pink bunnies follow it. Don’t worry though, HPBs don’t rule the world, Midnight Blue Cockroaches do. And don’t worry, I haven’t been HPBfied I’ve been MBCfied. If it comes down to a war between humans and bunnies, I will take the side of the humans if only because I hate pink.

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  22. TNÖ says:

    SWEET! *is pied*

    Oh, the bunnies are mounting an attack on my school, too; one of our administrative office has a small statue of a pink rabbit sitting in the window. :idea:

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  23. Kokonilly says:

    B-b-b-but… but… but…

    *recoils in horror*

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  24. bookgirl_me says:

    Cool ! Now let find a victim and let en try it ! Does anyone have a younger sibling they don’t need ? *dodges pies* Just joking !

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  25. trust kokopelli (Tony on musical thread) says:

    I think people will have a lot more to write about on the bunny apocalypse thread- NOW THAT IT’S REAL! HELP!

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  26. Luna the Lovely says:

    24–hey! I am a younger sibling!

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  27. KaiYves says:

    5- The head pops off? Well, that fits.

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  28. ♫ Agrrrfishi {Aggie}♫, also known as Rosa, Zena, Klara, Jean, etc. says:

    Just wait, soon they’ll be having us prancing around with Easter Baskets and singing ‘The Witch Doctor’ 24/7.

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  29. Midnight Fiddler (she of 2 spzdk, 500 PiePoints and 30 Muszey points) says:

    “Shonen Jump BLEACH Soul Candy” Now what is that supposed to mean?! Maybe it’s one of those “lost in translation” things…….too bad.

    I trust Robert bought one? After all, you can’t just leave something like that on the shelf for innocent passerby to take, not knowing the true horror of it? No, surely our kind and socially responsible GAPA could not bring himself to leave on the shelf something so menacing to humanity.

    That said…..EEP! It is rather terribly frightening.

    Reminds me….I must figure out how to get the pictures from my cell phone to the computer so I can send the one I got of the “conveyor belt bunnifier……..

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  30. Randomosity 101 says:

    Oh, help! I think CTN has been bunnified! We were in ceramics class, and she made an HPB pin!

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  31. Thanks For All The Fish42 says:

    Bleach is a manga. Shonen Jump is a magazine/publisher that wites about manga. The PEZ is probably something from one of the comics…

    But… WHAT”S INSIDE!!! It’s like pandora’s box… The curiosity is killing me! Were there more on the shelf? Is it another plot to rule the world, or just a test by the HPBs for a new bunnyfying strategy???

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  32. (29) I bought all of them, made a big bonfire, and… Well, no. That just would have artificially inflated the demand for Soul Candy. I did buy one of them, however, and plan to open it as soon as I can gain access to a level 4 biocontainment facility.

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  33. KaiYves (Delta V) says:

    32- Plus, if you burn plastic, it makes poison gas.

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  34. Jenni T says:

    Hello TNO!
    I have followed you here from the Chatterbox…………
    MWAHAHAHA!

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  35. Cinnamoon says:

    34- TNO, you obviously need a different name for different sites. All these people are coming over from some other site.

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  36. Silver Lining says:

    AUGH!!! *screams in anguish* it’s so hideously. . . CUTE! Robert, stick this “Soul Candy” in a pie and prepare to throw it at the fiendish creator of this horrid candy. *runs away screaming at the thought of hpbs overtaking the world*

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  37. AvalonGirl / fAiRyDrAgOn says:

    BLEACH! BURN IN A BONFIRE OF BLEACH!

    …Sorry. I’m mad because the current anime story arc [i]sucks[/i].

    Ohmygod. I didn’t realize…was this in NYC? Because I’ll have to buy a few when I go up there.

    Soul Candy forces your soul outta your body and places an “ideal” modified soul in it. You can get back in your body easily, though. Now to go to the dinky little store…*walks off humming in satisfaction because no one got her in-Bleach joke*

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  38. Midnight Fiddler (she of 2 spzdk, 500 PiePoints and 30 Muszey points) says:

    32~ Good luck. I’m sure you’ll do fine though, just be careful!

    31~ Oh.

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  39. -*CTN*- says:

    EEEEEEEEEEEEEEK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    It is SO cute! But it’s freaking me out! But it is just SO adorable!
    I can’t stand it! *hides under an up-side-down pie* Ah, much better. Wait, soul candy? SOUL CANDY? *screams* AHHH!
    *runs away tearing at hair at the idea of HPB Soul Candy*

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  40. Cinnamoon says:

    35- Oops, I forgot the smiley face. :D

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  41. Tessera Rose says:

    Hey! I reported that find on ‘off with their heads’ already!

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  42. Vendaval says:

    35- It’s the Cricket Mag. site. There will undoubtedly be a similar flow once the ‘Post Office’ feature of the official Muse Mag. site goes live.

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  43. Beavo says:

    Oh my goodness. *clutches heart* They’ve taken over the cheap plastic tsaskies that nobody wants but everybody gets industries. We’re doomed.

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  44. The Dark Mistress says:

    Glad you’re here CTN! Randomosity 101 told me all about you. And now I can Midnight-Blue-Cockroachify you like I did to her!

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  45. Beedle the Bard (formerly Bella) says:

    12- OH NO!!!! THAT IS PURE EVIL!!!!

    43- Niiiice! I didn’t know that was an industry…

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  46. Thanks For All The Fish42 says:

    11- That would truly be disturbing. How do they get our souls? When we are bunnified, do our souls leave us?
    AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    *recoils in horror*

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  47. Sunrunner Bramblewood says:

    Yeek. That scared the pants off of me! I’m going to go curl up into a ball and hide for a while.

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  48. Tetrahydrofuran (THF) says:

    If you ask me, you’re making a fuss out of nothing. That’s an innocent bunny if I ever saw one and you’re treating the poor guy like they did the Japanese Americans during WWII.

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  49. Axa says:

    29) “shonen” means it’s for boys (shojo means it’s for girls)
    so it basically a boy’s comics magazine although there are many girls who read it too to be sure.
    Bleach is the name of the series.
    sorry to be redundant….

    Considering the hbp are from a japanese site, is this too surprising? lol

    something actually scary: yesterday at borders I found a foot tall, upright pink bunny for easter! I didn’t buy it but…ehhhh

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  50. ♫ Agrrrfishi {Aggie}♫, also known as Rosa, Zena, Klara, Jean, etc. says:

    48- Yes, but it’s fun to make a big fuss out of nothing. ;)

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  51. ♢RoseQuartz♢ (10 wung points) says:

    0- *shudders uncontrollably* Must… stay… calm… AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!! *runs away screaming*

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  52. muselover says:

    That can’t, that just CANNOT be good.

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  53. Thanks For All The Fish42 says:

    48- LOOSEN UP! It’s fun to over-react. It’s just a joke…

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  54. MissSwann says:

    49- Ug, I hate how the Japanese are sexist like that. I mean, boys and girls can read whatever they please.

    I would probably open and eat it. But that’s just me… :idea:

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  55. The Dark Mistress says:

    48- Sounds like BUNNIFIED!!! Run for your lives, my cockroaches!

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  56. ♫ Agrrrfishi {Aggie}♫, also known as Rosa, Zena, Klara, Jean, etc. says:

    54- Don’t think like that! Just run and hide!
    “My advice to you, once again, is this: run and hide.”
    -Haha, Ocean’s Eleven Reference…

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  57. (54) Isn’t that a rather broad generalization of the Japanese? We have Boys’ Life and Girls’ Life and any number of other publications aimed at one sex or the other. Is that sexist?

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  58. kiwimuncher (3 B-Day points) (50 Muszey points) says:

    :idea: They’re taking over! :idea:

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  59. Insane MLDM says:

    :mrgreen: HPBS GOOD!

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  60. Axa says:

    54) it’s just a general term. Plus, in japan it’s called jump comics. there are lots of girls who read shonen stuff so it’s not like anyone says SORRY BOYS ONLY or anything.
    gender issue are wacky in japan but not really in regard to this.

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  61. Syllabub says:

    *eyes widen* Ohmmigoshwe’reallgonnaDIEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!! *runs*

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  62. Thanks For All The Fish42 says:

    59- YOU HAVE BEEN BUNNIFIED!!!!
    *runs away from MLDM*

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  63. AthenianPsycho says:

    OMG! This is just frightening! (and fascinating, in a way).

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  64. MissSwann says:

    57- Too true… but Asia is a rather sexist country, if I may. It’s just a fact. America is better, but as you point out, not by much…

    :idea: They will eat your sooouuulll…

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  65. (64) Actually, that was not my point at all. I don’t see why a magazine or book aimed at either boys or girls is automatically “sexist.” True, it might be, but that would depend on the content. Does a magazine for scientists discriminate against artists?

    I would suggest that attitudes in Japan or elsewhere are too complex to be nailed into a “fact.” Their culture may contain sexist practices and traditions, but there are also feminists in Japan, the national traditions are changing, there are many other crosscurrents at play.

    Broad generalizations reinforce the very sorts of stereotypes I’m sure that you, as compassionate and passionate as you are, would wish to avoid.

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  66. By the way, it is VERY difficult to use a pen when a cat is rubbing his head against it.

    In case anyone didn’t know that.

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  67. ♫ Agrrrfishi {Aggie}♫, also known as Rosa, Zena, Klara, Jean, etc. says:

    :mrgreen: I …will…do…bidding…of BUNNIES….
    :idea: Yes, servant, bow to the bunnies! Do our bidding! Rub our ear stalks! Bring us more humans! Distribute our SOUL candy to all the stupid lagomorphs!
    :mrgreen: Yes master…and may I have some juice?
    :idea: NO! Get to work!

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  68. Silver Lining says:

    66- Oh, I certainly know that. My cat “scribbles” all over my homework on a regular basis. What is your cat’s name?

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  69. (68) That particular cat was Trouble. Not the most original name for a cat, but there’s a good reason for that. He named himself, by the way.

    My other kitties are Swab and Zouzou. Swab will be 12 in April, and the others are about a year and half younger. Two of them have made appearances on the blog before, most recently:

    Swab (scroll down a little ways)
    Trouble

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  70. Luna the Lovely says:

    69–Aw, so cute! ‘specially Trouble…..

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  71. ♫ Agrrrfishi {Aggie}♫, also known as Rosa, Zena, Klara, Jean, etc. says:

    69- AWWWWH! Cute! I lurve kittehs, especially the lolkittehs.

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  72. (70) He knows it, too, and ruthlessly exploits his cuteness. I’m not kidding. I’ve never seen a cat go to such lengths before. If he sees one of the other cats getting attention for a certain behavior, he will copy it. And if I tilt my head and say “roll” he will roll over on his back and hold up his paws in a wrenchingly winsome way.

    Zouzou is smaller and has a little white moustache. Since it’s somewhat askew, she always looks a little tipsy.

    Funny, right after I posted comment #69, Swab jumped into the same box that appears in the photo.

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  73. ♫ Agrrrfishi {Aggie}♫, also known as Rosa, Zena, Klara, Jean, etc. says:

    72- You wrote the lolcaption, right? I likes it!

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  74. (73) Thanks, Agrrrfishi.

    Elwing found this in a shop in New Zealand:

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  75. -*CTN*- says:

    Yesterday I went to WalMart and was freaked out by the pink Easter Bunnies. EEK!
    74- EEEKKK! *squeaks really loudly*

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  76. MissSwann says:

    My cat seems to have a bit of fetish for pens. She attacks them and rolls around with them, chewing and batting for hourse. Very hard to create ones’ history assignment while she in in one of her fixes…

    65- That’s not what I mean at all, with targeting different sexes! I think it’s ok to create magazines and other products aimed toward a certain sex, but I think the messages some mags send girls (in particular) is sexist, especially to young girls. Girly pink magazines create an image to young girls on what exactly a girl is supposed to be like, and if the girl reading the magazine isn’t exactly like all the lip gloss models in the ads, or don’t have the right clothes, they feel upset with themselves. The magazines don’t intend to make them feel bad, it’s the advertisers, trying to make them feel down in order to make them buy their products. I don’t like that, and corporate America isn’t exactly trying to stop it. (I heard a seminar on under-the-radar sexism about a year ago and I’ve been hypersensitive about these things ever since).

    And I wasn’t trying to make a broad generalization, I’m just saying the Asia (some parts of it) are very sexist. India, for instance, has the highest rate of sex trafficking in young girls in the whole world. They don’t care about them; they’re just seen as money making objects. (Look up Love146.org for more info; I’ve been on fire with this charity ever since I learned about it.) And China, with their one child only policy with boys desirable, more girls are up for adoption than anywhere else. That’s where I’m coming from on the sexism in Asia.

    Meh, long post. I just get off to the races on the subject of femenism…

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  77. Amelia Peabody says:

    Speaking of undercover sexism *coughtwilightcough*
    Anywaaaay…don’t panic. We need to come up with plan to stop the spread of these things, because Bleach is really popular, and I’m sure the HPB’s have already claimed thousands of victims.

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  78. KaiYves (Delta V) says:

    Today, at the UN, they gave us hot pink name tags. It was probably only the presence of the UN logo and its power of peace printed on the tag that prevented bunnification.

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  79. Midnight Violet (previously Nthanda the Laugher) says:

    37–I got it :)

    The first Soul Candy in the Bleach series is a duck tho…I didn’t know there were HPB ones…

    …perhaps HPBs are moving their operation to Japan!

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  80. Midnight Violet (previously Nthanda the Laugher) says:

    Woop, SFTDP, but now I remember–the most popular Soul Candy in the Soul world (heaven) is the “Chappy the Bunny” kind. Rukia, the heroine of Bleach, gives Ichigo, the hero, the second-best kind, which is a duck.

    K, am I the only one who knows this much about Bleach…? Ah well.

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  81. Axa says:

    76) I’ll reply to that in hot topics.

    74) That is highly suspect.
    78) Aha! The U.N. has caught on to their schemes. :D

    I expect many more hot pink bunnies to appear in the coming weeks…

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  82. Koko_man says:

    Don’t Blame the HPBs! There are who they are, and we should accept them even if they do eat posts! :)

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  83. KaiYves (Delta V) says:

    81- Great! Now, if we ever need reinforcements, we can apply to the Security Council for help.

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  84. writer says:

    the bunnies are back!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    must prepare!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  85. MissSwann says:

    77- The only thing I don’t like about that book. :(

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  86. ☮iŹ√Ҳ!☮ (400 piepoints 40 brain points, 2 wung points, 7 BP in reserve)☮ says:

    Oh, save me, Koko!

    *runs* *stops and looks over shoulder* *runs*

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  87. redredred says:

    84 your write writer we must prepare

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  88. redredred says:

    woop :lol:

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  89. redredred says:

    :grin: the bunnies have come you know i ran into someone called the pink hot- pink bunnie ruler he walks among us nooooooo

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  90. redredred says:

    :eek: :idea: s have invaded my school some are slaves :mrgreen: and i am worried :eek:

    maybe my friends too :eek: :cry:

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  91. redredred says:

    aaaaaa :eek: :idea: :idea:

    they have gone

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  92. redredred says:

    they have come

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  93. pinkbunnyruler says:

    BWAHHHHHAAAAHAHAHAHAHA

    i will rule for ever with my :idea: army and my friend the soul candy maker

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  94. soul candy maker says:

    thats me

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  95. redredred says:

    i told you

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  96. Luna the Lovely says:

    87-95–That is, redredred, and the others who are presumably the same individual. I have one question for you: Are you new? Because 8 posts in a row in such a short span of time would indicate such. If you are, I strongly urge you to visit and spend some quality time with the Welcome Neophytes thread, the HG2MB, and the Rules. Please, I beg of you. My sanity is at stake here.

    Key points to pay extra attention to on the aforementioned threads:

    1. Double/triple/etc posts
    2. pointless/off topic/just over the top random posts.

    Apologies if that was extra grumpy, but…..

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  97. Luna the Lovely says:

    And sorry for the double post, but I just rememberd the third key point:

    Punctuation & Capitalization

    Please

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  98. Piggy says:

    I second what Luna (96 & 97) said. Really, you should check out grammar. It’s pretty tight.

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  99. The Dark Mistress says:

    I bet the bunnies are controlled by Mr. Joe! Let’s get him, roaches!

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  100. Vixen in the Eyes of the Moon says:

    Careful! All items picturing/containing/resemble Hot Pink Bunnies should be destroyed with fire at ONCE.

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  101. redredred says:

    you are right put them in an air locked room and let them burn BURN

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  102. peary moppins says:

    Oh god.
    No.
    No.
    No.
    Not bunny candy dispensers.

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  103. AthenianPsycho says:

    This thread is incredibly frightening.

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  104. KaiYves (Delta V) says:

    Shoot all HPB-related artifacts at Jupiter and don’t relax until you’ve seen them pull a Shoemaker-Levy 9!

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  105. Cat's Eye says:

    Today some meteorologists visited our science classroom to talk about scientific things which I paid no attention to, it being 8 A.M. They did a demonstration in which they removed all the air from a small clear plastic container. In the container were: a man made out of marshmallows, and a bunny made out of marshmallows…
    SPRAY-PAINTED PINK!!
    *recoils in horror*

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  106. SudoRandom says:

    HAPPY PI DAY!!!
    3.14159265358979323846264338327950…

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  107. YodaShmoda says:

    AHHHHHHHHHHH!
    *runs in circles* *pulls out blater*
    AHHHHHHH!

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  108. AthenianPsycho says:

    What really annoys me is that at the beginning of the (school) year, when I rant about HPBs, people just go, “Oh, NAPOI’s bein weird again.” This continues the whole year, and people get used to it. Then, when Easter comes and goes and nothing changes about how much I talk about HPBs, people look at me and are all “NAPOI, Easter’s over.” It’s really frustrating, because they were THERE that whole time I was completely obsessed and Easter was far, far away. People are stupid.

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  109. KaiYves (Delta V) says:

    105- At least they suffocated it.

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  110. -*CTN*- says:

    108- I’m sorry, I didn’t know much about HPBs. But now…

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  111. The Dark Mistress says:

    I just noticed something two days ago. In the movie Hoodwinked the bad guy is a PINK BUNNY!!!!!!! The people who made that movie must know about the bunnies!

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  112. Thanks For All The Fish42 says:

    111-Oh my god. I just realized that. That is extremely frightening. And I thought he was a cute innocent bunny at the beginning…That’s how they get you…

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  113. Ford Prefect says:

    AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!
    He was a HPB?!!??!?
    I’m never eating pink bunny peeps again. They might get me.
    Although regular rabbits are cute!
    Oh do you know there’s a web ting with hot pink bunnies circling around? they’re actually taking over. Eep.
    The thing looks like this:
    (\/)
    (oo)
    (><)
    (_|_) This is bunny (in pink! writing) copy bunny into your signature to help him in his plot to take over the world.
    AAAAHHHHH

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  114. Ford Prefect says:

    oops I meant to say web THING not ting

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  115. eragon says:

    GAHHHH! THE BUNNIES HAVE INFILTRATED THE PEZ (I know its not Pez) COMPANY!! HEAVEN HELP US!

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  116. MARFwarrior (who has begn capitalizing)(and is a girl)(and dosen't really appriciate being called Marf)(1 b-day point) says:

    113- no, eating them’s the whole point! have you ever wondered what would happen if you didnt eat them??

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  117. JJjetplane-girl w/cats says:

    111 – Oh my lord! I LOVED that movie! Not any more…

    This thread is really scaring me, even though this is my 1st post.
    AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    :idea: s are coming!

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  118. JJjetplane-girl w/cats says:

    STDP

    Did everyone get bunnifyed already? Where is everyone?

    Oh, I forgot. I’m sick, so I’m not in school, while everyone else is.

    I know this is really random, but my Bat Mitzvah (basically a sweet 13 for Jews – like me!) is on May 9! My b-day is actually May 15, though.

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  119. ☼Zinc the sorceress☼ says:

    Eh. Some HPBs dye their fur and go sneaking out in the human world undercover. That’s really bad.

    THEY KNOW WHERE I LIVE AND WHERE I GO TO SCHOOL.

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  120. Tessera Rose says:

    Were the bunny wars before or after the begining of museblog?

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  121. JJjetplane - girl w/cats says:

    119 – I wrote into Muse about that (kinda) once. I didn’t know much then, but I saw a Wassily Kandinsky painting with a hot pink bunny (undyed) in it called . . . “searches through files” . . . “Pasturale”. It was at the end of an art exhibition. I wonder if he was *shudder* . . . bunnified?

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  122. JJjetplane - girl w/cats says:

    How does one send in a picture? ( Sorry, I’ve only been here for 3 months). :?:

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  123. Piggy says:

    122- Send it as an attachment to GAPA at musefanpage dot com, but with the proper symbols.

    120- Both, I think. I could be wrong. I suppose I don’t know exactly when the Warres started, but I do know they continued during part of MuseBlog’s existence.

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  124. iamacutie29 says:

    Yesterday i went to Walgreens and saw a package of a pink colored chocalote bunny. I bought it and devoured with such joy that my bffl got scared. You shall never get me bunnys! But the agony of the great commericiluisaim being so desperate to reduce to hot pink bunnys scares me. The stock market must really be sinking. This is scary, and i have a hoy pink bunny stuffed animal in my closet. UHHUHUHHUHUHU the doors opening aAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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  125. iamacutie29 says:

    I am so scared of the :idea: but we can defeat them with :arrow:

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  126. nolagirl7 says:

    We are approaching pink bunny season… scary. Also because it’s matzah seoson too.

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  127. The Dark Mistress says:

    112, 113, 117- You guys crack me up! The HPB was the BAD guy! The movie makers were probably trying to warn thier viewers! Onward my cockroaches! Put up more warnings! Free the world of the pink horror! ______
    /}_____[_\
    / / / / / /

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  128. Randomosity 101 says:

    SFTDP That last one messed up. It was supposed to be:
    _____
    /}___[_\
    / / / / / /

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  129. taekwondogirl says:

    oh my gosh i saw one of those pez-y things at borders and i was like “AHHHHHHH!!!!! HPB!!!!!”

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  130. Capricious the Elusive says:

    Oh, God. What has this world come to?

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  131. Koppar says:

    Ah, spring; the time when the guy in charge of marketing’s fancies turn to SCARING THE CAKE OUT OF THE MUSEBLOGGERS!!! Or maybe the marketing people are :idea: s…… :shock: *displays symptoms of paranoia*

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  132. JJjetplane - girl w/cats says:

    129 – Whats wrong with matzah?

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  133. Koppar says:

    132- um…what are you talking about? I don’t think anyone ever mentioned matzah.

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  134. Enceladus says:

    GULP! I hope I never ever ever have to face the :idea: s like Robert did!
    *hides under bed*

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  135. Koppar says:

    Robert? Have you opened the Container of Terror yet?

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  136. JJjetplane-girlw/cats says:

    133 – oops, sorry, I meant 126

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  137. The Dark Mistress says:

    I’m a nutcase.

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  138. Enceladus says:

    ROBERT! COME BACK! SHOW US PICTURES OF THE BUNNIFIENG CONTAINER!!!

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  139. Insane MLDM+Ferelda(^&^) (95 coolpointz)(1 b-day point)(*sighs*) says:

    :idea: 74- SEE? This is part of my evil plan to take over the ENTIRE SOUTHERN HEMISPHERE! AND HENCE THE WORLD! AND MUEBLOG! You know those bunny postcards?(see words and names thread) SOON THEY WILL BE PINK!!! Mwahahaha! MWAHAHA! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA–:!:
    :evil: That’ll teach you to take over the world! *carts :idea: off to SSSS thread*

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  140. JJjetplane-girlw/cats says:

    *reads everything she has missed*
    … … … … … … … … … … … … …

    *faints*

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  141. Cyndi and Maple (*-*) says:

    I found the “Soul Candy” at Borders in my cousin’s town in CT!!!!!!!!!! AHHHH!!!!!!!! The :idea: s are coming!!!!!!!!

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  142. (141) It seems to be spreading. Did you (*shudders*) buy any?

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  143. DuckyFlutePlayer says:

    I have a thing that looks just like a :idea:

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  144. Ducky says:

    :idea: The bunnies are coming! 8O

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  145. Ducky says:

    Oh, and I am in a 4-H club that’s supposed to be for rabbits, but they also accept ducks. Anyway, suppose some of those bunnies are actually :idea: s in disguise!

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  146. Eli Romley says:

    Oh my GOD. HPBs are taking over japan.

    i saw some of that at borders. i almost got my mom to buy it for me. i was going to have a cerimonial fire and burn the candy in it but then she didnt get it for me. i bet that if i had burned them everyone in my town would have been bunnified.

    *runs away screaming*

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  147. JJjetplane-girlw/catsâ„¢ says:

    Hey GAPAs, could we maybe have a thread for when we find hpbs in the world? We could all post our near-bunnification-death stories! :idea: X0

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  148. I still haven’t opened it, and I’m not going to. Whatever horrors lurk within that bunny-headed tube can stay there, as far as I’m concerned.

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  149. Mango says:

    I read Shonen Jump’s Bleach, and no, I haven’t come up with anything about HPB’s. They must have taken over Tite Kubo’s mind!!! Call the police!!! Ichigo Kurosaki must KILL THE BUNNIES!!! They’re Hollows in disguise!!! Okay… that was a leeeetle bit crazy… calm down… but HOW CAN I CALM DOWN AROUND HOT PINK BUNNIES????? (deep breath, Mango…. that’s it…. -The Sane Voices Mango borrowed from somebody on the Cricket page) Okay. Ahem. Anyway, I’m sure that a Hollow is lurking in that bottle, waiting to jump out at us and turn us all into dead Musers… so I highly advise against opening it….

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  150. ☼Zinc the sorceress☼ says:

    ALL RIGHT. TIME TO CLEAR THINGS UP.

    Hi there, every body (dead or alive), I am Zinc the sorceress, your helpful otaku guide in the world of manga, shojo or shonen!

    “Soul Candy” is used for Soul Reapers to eject their souls out of their Gigai (gee-gi) (artificial body to be used in human world when coming there to fight hollows) and replace a artificial soul in there so humans won’t come along a random body lying in the street. These artificial souls are completely harmless, rest assured.

    This design is called “Chappy.” It is the most popular kind, but Rukia got Ichigo the ducky one because Chappy was sold out. So the main character was not bunnfied, and I continue to enjoy Bleach to this day. *smile*

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  151. rosebud2 says:

    I found this article online… :idea:

    Artists erect giant pink bunny on mountain

    An enormous pink bunny has been erected on an Italian mountainside where it will stay for the next 20 years.
    The 200-foot-long toy rabbit lies on the side of the 5,000 foot high Colletto Fava mountain in northern Italy’s Piedmont region.
    Viennese art group Gelatin designed the giant soft toy and say it was “knitted by dozens of grannies out of pink wool”.
    Group member Wolfgang Gantner said: “It’s supposed to make you feel small, like Gulliver. You walk around it and you can’t help but smile.”
    And Gelatin members say the bunny is not just for walking around – they are expecting hikers to climb its 20 foot sides and relax on its belly.
    The giant rabbit is expected to remain on the mountain side until 2025.

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    • Luna the Lovely says:

      I read about that, somewhere……I saw pics, too, pretty sure it wasn’t particularly pink anymore. But, still. *shudder*

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    • speller73 says:

      Yep. Look at https://musefanpage.com/blog/?p=1134. Comment 104. (Why do I feel that I’m directing people to dead 2-year-old threads a lot these days?)

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      • Mango says:

        Okay. Maybe they haven’t bunnified us all. But I’m gonna have a word with the company captains that hand THOSE things out… *does as says* *gets a lot of stares* *is put in jail for safekeeping* *breaks out* *repeats sequence* *decides is getting bored* *kills 10000000 Hollows* *leaves Bleach world* Hi, guys! I’m back!:)

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  152. agrrrfishi says:

    I JUST SAW A CASE OF SOUL CANDY.

    At Borders.

    I wasn’t able to take a picture, because I don’t have a camera phone. But oh my gosh. They’re taking over our books!

    And they KNOW where I live. O.o *shudders*

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  153. rosebud2 says:

    You know, I believe I revived this thread by simply posting “:shock: :idea:” after randomly stumbling acrost it.

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  154. Mango says:

    Bleach is good. Bunnies aren’t. There’s a difference. Give Bleach a chance, people!!!!! We must not blame innocent people!!!!! (We are not calming Mango down- ever! Mwahaha!!! Wait- technical- diff—– -The “Sane” Voices) Yay! Finally, I got rid of those Insane Voices! I knew there was something fishy about them…. But what were the ‘technical difficulties’? *inspects* AHHHHHHHH! BUNNIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (We’re back, and we’ve destroyed the HPBs! -The Real Sane Voices)

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    • Mango says:

      Correction. I read the Bleach that actually has Chappy in it, and HE/SHE/IT IS CRAZY. (Quote: “Arm wrench, hop! (music note)”) And he/she/it says “Hop” after everything. (Chappy: Hop. Ichigo: Great way to spoil the mood…) Maybe he/she/it actually IS a HPB… *shudder*

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  155. Midnight Fiddler says:

    I SAW THESE IN BOSTON! Mkay I’ll calm down. But seriously, I saw them there.
    The scary thing though? It wasn’t just one. There was a whole bloody army of ’em in a box on the table, looking sinisterly adorable.
    They’re massing their forces, it appears. :shock:

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  156. Ambystoma Maculatum and Joolb (~)_+) says:

    Has Robert opened it yet?

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  157. Rosebud2 says:

    O. M. G.
    One word: Energizer
    :idea:

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  158. Mango says:

    I think you should boil it down in a pit of hot lava, mix up the lava in a cement truck until the truck melts, toss it in the ocean, go bring it back, put it in a rocket ship to Pluto, and then have astronauts smash it into a million pieces.
    Good luck with that. :)

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  159. TreeCafe says:

    And then have aliens put it back together and do it again!!!!!

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  160. Tessera Rose says:

    I’m giving a certain MB-er a bunny-thing of soul candy the day after tomorrow as a belated Hanukkah present. I’m counting on her not visiting this thread untill then!
    And oh, yeah, I bought it at borders.
    *Grins maniacly*
    :idea: :idea: :idea: :idea:

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  161. b says:

    I found this website. [search for “big bunny” –Admin.] I’ve never watched all the episodes…but…it’s slightly frightening.

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  162. Maths Lover ♥ says:

    I wonder if they sell that here. I’d like to try some. :idea:

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  163. TreeCafe says:

    It’s the end of the world!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! They are coming! Must train harder! I will fight to defend all good from the :idea: s!!!!
    I have top secret info!! FBI is actually Federal Bunny Investigation!!! There might be hope after all!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Down with “Soul Candy”!!!!! “Shudders Violently” And up with Ko-konspiracy!!!!! Excuse me…I have to go check my arsenal of TNT pie.

    Agent TreeCafe signing out.

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  164. Keiffer and Guise //(*^.6*)\\=> says:

    This is, as of now, the creepiest MB thread I’ve been on.
    *recoils in horror*

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  165. Mango says:

    I think the people in Bleach better watch out, too… they have no idea what danger they’ve created…

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  166. LittleBasementKitten says:

    In the MySims video game for DS, one shirt has a pink bunny on it. 8O They’re even taking over video games!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  167. Ethan_Muse_Reader says:

    AAAAHH!!!! THEY’RE EVEN TAKING OVER MUSEBLOG TO THE POINT WHERE THEY HAVE CHARACTER COMBINATIONS TO TYPE THEM!!!!! AAAAAAHHH!!!!

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