A perennially popular series of threads in which MBers vent their frustrations and display their creativity by abusing the blog’s favorite scapegoat, 
. It really does seem to make people feel better.
Continued from Dissing Mr. Joe, Part 3.
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Mr. Joe is an idiot.
first post?
Oh yeah first post! If it’s not it’s all Mr. Joe’s fault! He’s causing global warming! He got Nixon elected! He assainated Kennedy!
Mr. Joe is so ugly FEMA declares a state of emergency every time he goes out of his house.
There was supposed to be an iridium flare (sun ray reflecting off the International Space Station) visible last night, but it didn’t happen. This is because Mr. Joe was sunbathing on the space station, right where the ray was supposed to reflect. Which means that:
a) he’s stupid enough to lie unprotected on the outside of a spacecraft
b) he’s repulsive enough that even flaming gases refuse to come near him
SFTDP
See, he doesn’t have to be Mr. en could be Enr. yeah! Enr. Joe! it’s all his fault!
Oops, Looks like the Athenian Psycho got here ahead of me. *sigh*
any way, Mr. Joe looks like en could be Mrs. Joe.
SFTTP
Mr. Joe is dumber than Cleverbot or Jabberwacky.
Joe made me study the wrong thing for my animation quiz! And he made me choose a topic for my term paper that didn’t have enough information on it, so I had to switch at the last minute! He sabotages everything!
4- MR. JOE, GET OFF THE SPACE STATION RIGHT NOW! There are good and decent people there who want nothing to do with you.
Mr. Joe is the reason that Mt. Redoubt decided to wait until my spring break to erupt, and then continue erupting all week long, ultimately cancelling my original flight and causing me to miss TWO ENTIRE DAYS OF COLLEGE!!!!!!!!! It’s all Mr. Joe’s fault. He is a horrible, evil, ugly, twisted creature who does not deserve to live.
It is also Mr. Joe’s fault that I’ve gotten almost nothing done today.
Joe caused the highland clearances!
Mr. Joe is the reason why I lost my gradebook password.
Mr. Joe caused my dog to jump at the wrong time and split my nail almost in half with his tooth (quite painful) so I can’t do anything normally now.
He’s also the reason none of my friends pick up the phone when I call, and why all my friends call when my phone’s off.
Who is Mr. Joe?
He’s nobody in particular, but MBers have been dissing him for three years. It all started here.
This is Mr. Joe:
Wait, was that a sarcastic question?
*snigger* Robert made a typo…..It’s all Mr. Joe’s fault!!!!!
Mr. Joe made it cloudy the night I went all the way out to the North Fork to see the stars!
8 – I bet he’s up there right now, plotting something evil. Better call NASA and strongly suggest they Joe-proof the ISS. In the meantime, maybe we’ll get lucky and a passing meteor will knock him off the station, through a huge asteroid belt, through a nebula, and into a supernova which promptly turns into a black hole. (I’m doing an astronony science project at school on the life cycle of a star.)
Mr. Joe doesn’t plot. He’s to dumb for that.
Mr. Joe couldn’t get into space. He can’t even chew gum and breathe at the same time.
19 – Ha ha, you’re wrong! I have a brilliant plot!
Get a bottle of water and write POYZNUS ASIDIK BLOW-UP STUFF on it, which turns it into poisonous acidic blow-up stuff. Then pour it in the captain’s hot chocolate. Then, when the captain dies, the ship explodes!
Whaddaya mean “there’s no captain”! Every ship has a captain! And it is a ship, because I say so. Also because I say so, people drink hot chocolate in space ALL THE TIME. Duh! And it’s a proven fact that when the captain dies, the ship explodes. You idiots don’t know anything.
Anyway, I’d better go. I have to find a Sharpie to write on the bottle, and a giant cannon to shoot me into space. Then I’m going to a bonfire of Muse issues with my friends Tiffany and Laney. You can’t come! Ha ha!
–
Mr. joe: Can you get me a glass of water?
Me: Nein.
Mr. Joe: No not nine!!! I only want one glass of water!!!
Lame, I know, but I can’t think of anything else.
Not too lame. Because of Mr. Joe, I can’t think up any dumb jokes about him.
21- If you ever get into space (which you are not going to), you are going to end up on Titan and be killed by the wonderful cryovolcanoes or drown in the methane lakes!
That’s too easy on him. Okay, after you get dunked in the lovely lake, you are going to be blasted off to Saturn’s rings and be crushed by the lovely particles there. When you’re finished with that, we can send you to somewhere far away. Stuff you into the bottle that says POYZNUS ASIDIK BLOW-UP STUFF on it and send you to a galazy in a painfully slow way. And then it’ll be up to our friends of the other galaxy to diss you!.
You are pathetic, Mr. Joe. Simply pathetic.
This is horr
21- Gosh I forgot about Tiffany and Laney. HeeHee! It’s all Mr. Joes’ fault that nerds have such a bad reputation.
Mr. Joe gave me head lice!
Me too.
DUMB MR. JOE JOKES!!!!!!
Mr. Joe is driving down the highway in his Ferrari. He Crahes into some guy’s car. The guy says “get out of the car.” Mr. Joe does. The guy draws a circle and says “go into the circle and stay there.” Mr. Joe does. Then, the guy starts destroying Mr. Joe’s car. He turns around and sees Mr. Joe is smiling. Irked, the guy smashes all the windows. Now, Mr. Joe is giggling. The guy goes and pishes the car off a cliff, completely destroying it. Mr. Joe is laughing his head off. “WHAT’S SO FUNNY???????” The guy yells. “I stepped out of the circle THREE TIMES and you never noticed!
*they go to the portal of truth*
The portal gives him a million dollars
The portal gives him a million dollars
The portal sucks him in.
Enc that was funny! Mr. Joe sucks. Hes a loser who caused the creation of nuclear warfare, global warming, and hes always blowing up stuff. Mr. Joe I would rather flunk a million tests than go burn awesome muse magazines with a bunch of losers. Seriously I have a l,ist of all time people who suck, and your at the very top of stupid list before the losers who sucked up our economy. I hope you have a HORRIBLE life and work at 7-eleven all your life with that annoyingly fat indian guy. You are such a lame person, no your not even a persone, your a thng, an it.
Enc? Please, call me Enceladus. I know, it’s sorta long, but how would you like it if I called you Mus?
Mr. Joe is responsible for hacking into MB and causing all the problems we ever had!
Mr. Joe is so evil that he sent MuseBlog a virus! And caused the GAPAS to make a whole new blog! *growl*
Oh YAY! I (think) I have the first post!
This is sooooo exciting!!!
Okay, I’ll say that Mr. Joe… Oh I don’t know…
Mr. Joe is sorta cool….
SFTDP
Oh nevermind… NOT the first post…
Mr. Joe should not be allowed to exist.
Mr. Joe ISN’T allowed to exist, but he does anyway, just to spite us!
The multiple identities of Mr. Joe:
I LOVE pink bunnies!
*eats 
*
(Inside 
‘s stomach) Obviously, they love me too! This one’s giving me such a BIG HUG!!!!!!
I wish I was a fava bean
Congrats 
, you’re going to mars!
Will I see little green men?
-> 
You ARE a little green man, 
1: The bunny lover
2: The fava bean lover
3: The all out idiot
Anyone can make more!
If Mr. Joe was a warrior cat, his name would be Retardface. Retardface, warrior of JoeClan, which is a Clan that he’s the only member of. Obviously. Who would hunt for or defend
?
Mr. Joe once went to the annual Peanut Butter Allergics Anonymous convention and dumped a vat of peanut butter into the building, because he is just that mean.
Mr. Joe’s teeth practically cry out to be punched out of his mouth. Actually, they do cry out. Because
has never brushed his teeth, so tiny life-forms evolved on them, and they would like nothing better than to be expelled from his horrid mouth.
If Mr. Joe was a dog, he would have a flat face from chasing parked cars.
Mr. Joe is an invariable nitwit.
When Mr. Joe arrives at any blog, every thread would be password protected so he wouldn’t come, and if he could break the password(which he is too stupid to), people will abandon the blog altogether.
He’s just that unwelcomed.
Okay, who are you that just posted?
*thinks of ideas to stalk Mr. Joe*
Hey! let’s keep an eye out for that avatar!
Meanwhile, think of more ways to diss him.
37- thats rude to people with mental disabilities but his name would e dewface (as in doofus)
Sorry.
So many people at my school use “retarded” to mean “stupid” that I’ve started doing it unintentionally. I could change it to Stupidface, but it doesn’t have the same ring.
Oh, and I admit it, it was me posting as Mr. Joe in comment 21. Since
is too stupid to type, he captured me and forced me to type it for him. He threatened to kill all the MuseBloggers if I didn’t. Comment 40, however, was not me. 
Who’s Serendipity?
Dewface just has too nice a ring to it to be used on someone like Mr Joe.
Mr. Joe thinks Rome is in Romania!
Mr. Joe purposely coughs on people when he is sick, causing my sister to be sick right before jazz fest and possibly make the rest of us sick too! Mr. Joe’s middle name is catastrophe! He actually thinks that this thread is a complement to him, because he is just so mean.
Mr. Joe thought the Saturn Aura came from Mars.
Mr. Joe thought… I am failing at dissing Mr. Joe and it’s all his fault!
Mr. Joe dissed himself because he didn’t know anyone else’s name.
Serendipity is my wung. She looks like this: (o.o)
Ha ha ha look! The stupid people gave me my very own thread! I am the master of you all! HA HA HA HA HA HA
Who are you that are insulting me? I am going to make a wonderful plot and kill you all! HA HA HA HA HA HA HA IN YOUR FACE!!!!!
Of course Rome is in Romania! What did YOU think?!
Hey you! Cat-trophy-however-you-spell-it is not my middle name! Why give a trophy to a cat anyways, give it to ME! My middle name is- I forgot. Don’t you DARE laugh!
Did I just hear laughing? HMPH, I’ll show you. I’m going to kill all of you by stuffing you into a dessert and feeding you to the amoebas! And they will all listen to me because I am the coolest guy ever! HA HA HA HA HA HA
Then I’m going to a Halloween Ball. What? No one invited me and it’s not Halloween? then I’ll make my own Halloween Ball and go to it myself! Then I’ll not invite any of you! You’ll be so jealous! HA HA HA HA HA HA
And then I’m going to hack into MuseBlog! I am smart enough to do that! I’ll just find my ax and whack my computer and then I’ll mess up the blog by using scissors! HA HA HA HA HA!
And who is that stupid looking green guy anyways?
I think the ugly green guy you described it you .
Aren’t you stupid.
How would we fit in amoebas???? Amoebas are unicellular organisms. I think we’re a bit too big. Oh, and by the way, you can’t mess up the blog that way. And, the idea of a Halloween Ball with one person is just like you, Mr. Joe!!! Rather dumb, in my opinion. Have you noticed yet the “stupid looking green guy” is you?? I didn’t think so. YO UAR EST UPI D,M R.JO E!!!!!
Actually, a Halloween Ball with Mr. Joe would be very scary.
True.
Yes, he is. Definitely.
Mr. Joe should be thrown off a jetliner at cruising altitude.
Mr. Joe should be thrown off a rocket ship. Into a red giant star. “Burn with me …”
“Burn with me” was in fact a reference to a Doctor Who episode. There was this living star that took over people’s bodies. ‘Twas creepy.
Y’ll nvr fnd me! I tlk in chtspk, nd yo dn’t! Mwhhhhhhhh!
and if you click here , you will all die!!!
GAH! It is you again! And why would I click there if you told me I would die? Also, Mr. Joe would be StupidPAW, as he is too dumb to be a warrior.
Or perhaps he’d just be Stupid. Because any self-respecting Warriors clan would exile him. Even kittypet-accepting ThunderClan would throw him out.
Mr. Joe invented the stupid Power Of Three plotlines!
Alter your e-mail, Enceladus.
Mr. Joe was cornered by the police, and they were counting down from 5 or they would shoot him. So, to distract them, he shouted “FIRE!”
I meant to say click here . That should work
57-It doesn’t. You should check out the “Typographic Tips and Tricks” thread. On second thought, don’t. It might overload the cells in your head that constitute the space normally taken up by a brain. If you’re not fried yet, there’s more where that came form, you imbecile.
Fried? Me, fried? Who would dare fry me! I know how to use HTML and Typography, whatever that thingie is! Don’t need you to tell me!
By the way, I’ve taken over the heads of many of you silly MuseBloggers! So MWAHAHAHAHAHA and I AM THE MOST AWESOMENESS EVER!!!!!!!!!!!
Are you Zinc? Because Zinc already has a
avatar, she could have just changed the position.
I said I took over the minds of many of you MuseBloggers! I am not giving some other hint! MWAHAHAHAHAHA
And I did take over post 48 too. HAHAHAHAHA I ROOL DUH WORLD
This thread is mine! So I shall take over all the MBer brains and rule to universe! MWAHAHAHAHA! And I’ll destroy all the things I don’t like, starting with MuseBlog! I will hack into MuseBlog with a hammer!
TEE HEE HEE. Time for my awesome plans!
And ahem. In post 48 I was not talking about meself! That was an accident.
Who were you talking about, then? Were you talking about your identical twin, Mr. Green?
Oh yes! I was talking about my identically identical twin, whatever-his-name-was!
I am taking over many minds! This one I’m taking over right now is struggling but it is useless! I hacked into his/her brain with an invisible ax! I don’t know what his/her gender or name is. Nor do I care.
Me and Tiffany and Laney are going to an October Ball party, and you con’t come! I am in a Mr. Joe costume! HAHAHAHAHAHA DON’T SEE YOU LATER
You’re controlling someone who you don’t know the gender of? CREEPY STALKER DUDE!!
Oh, and 59.2 I scored average for college students on the ACT. AND I’M IN 7TH GRADE!!!!! Wheee!!!!
You can’t hack into a brain with an axe. And what’s the point of it being invisible? And I got a 1740 on my SAT last year in 7th grade. So I’m NOT STUPID!
All MuseBloggers are smart. Mr. Joe is the stupid one.
Get out of my brain, Mr. Joe, before I chop you up with a real ax.
Good. Anyways, I was saying, he is an idiot.
The end.
Stupid Mesubloggers or watever your names is! Me has a really big ax to chop your bran open, climb inside, and control you mind and, um, um, body! Yeah, that’s write! And I can also attach strings to your arms and legs and control you like a what-it-called, a marrynet! Oh, and you can’t possibly find me cause you don’t know where I live! HA! SEE YA, dumbrains!
-Mr. Joe the Smart
090 Meanie Rd.
Mr. Greenville, Tennessee 90990
Ummm… okay… You’re getting dumber by the minute.
Whee! I kicked Mr. Joe out of my brain.
Mr. Joe: You’re the stupidest organism ever. I won’t even say human.
I am not an organism! I’m not a stupid hunk of wood that people play music on in churches! I think YOU are the organism, cause you sound like one! Yeah, with all your umm, your, your, um, um, your inability to think up a good argument, that’s it! Yeah, that’s right!
Hey! I’ve never won any argument so deal with it!
Of course you’re not an organism. But you’re not dead either. That’ll be too easy on you. Let’s see, you are an unarguably stupid Mr. Joe. Yes! That’s it! An unarguably stupid Mr. Joe!
Mr. Joe, you’re really stupid, Do you even know your own gender?
Hmmm, let’s sum it up. So you’ve taken over RainbowStar’s brain in post 21, and a few other MuseBloggers in the middle( post 40, post 57, Post 55…).
You’re stupid.
And by the way, you should go away and not take over MuseBlogging brains. You could stay on the thread, however. We are having fun dissing you in your face. Well, that’s an improvement.
And by the way, you’re stupid.
Not my head. I am still in control. Proof: Took a math placement test last week. Scored 48/50 (96%) 7th grade math stuff next year, instead of 6th. Can you do that, Mr.Joe?!?!
I CAN SCORE THAT MUCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Except with a – in front. What is that – anyways?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
Mr. Joe is making my computer break down!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Now it’s really, really, REALLY s…………l……………..o………………w. ROAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mr. Joe tastes like fish oil mixed with Vegemite.
What’s Vegemite?
It’s a spread they put on bread in Australia that most non-Australians (myself included) can’t stand the taste of.
Australian! Australian! YAYAY!!!!
Je ne suis pas Monsiuer Joe!
Mr. Joe made war!!!!
Mr. Joe made hate!!!!! 
Mr. Joe was dumb enough to make himself someone people could take their anger out on!!!!!!!!!!!! Mr. Joe also created excruciating headaches!!!!!!!!!!!
Okay, Mr. Joe is responsible for the person that just sent me a really dumb, meanish message on Ikariam.
(If any of you Musers go on there, feel free to diss Ultimo at Rock Pit on 99:90. Tell him not to send any messages about “whatever crap”.)
Okay, I saw something really SCARY in Washington DC. It was a store that said:
the original Mr. Joe clothing storeAnyways, Mr. Joe is really my teacher in disguise. That would explain why he’s so stupid. (I’m so mean)
No, I didn’t. It was too scary. But from the outside, The clothes didn’t look very nice… They had lots of green… Mabey Robert might have seen it too. After all, he workins in DC
Mr. Joe walked by a store where the sign said “Lead Sinks” and he said “Well, duh, of course lead sinks.”
Lead doen’t sink!! It floats!!!!!!!!
Mr. Joe was the one who hacked into the old MuseBlog.
Mr. Joe’s too dumb to do that. He’s stupider than the European colonists who thought they should rule the world.
He did mention hacking into MuseBlog with a hammer, however. But he’s so stupid thay when his computer broke, he thought Museblog was gone. Then he felt sad because he didn’t have his own thread anymore.
Mr. Joe is an idiot. *smiles angelically* Nothing more need be said….
But I will say it anyway, for fun. Mr. Joe once drank coolant because he thought it was Coolaid. Mr. Joe is dumber than the average three-year-old. Mr. Joe is the reason that the third sentence down in my desktop copy of BA keeps eating all the sentences above it. Mr. Joe is responsible for all horribly complicated teenage relationships. Mr. Joe thinks the Bahamas are a continent. Mr. Joe is the reason that at the informal soccer game I went to last Sunday, everyone who played hurt their feet in some way or other (including… um, Joe (the not-stupid one), who probably broke his toe, and my mom, who broke a blood vessel). And Mr. Joe is the reason that I can’t think of any more reasons why Mr. Joe is stupid.
*feels kind of stupid*
Mr Joe is the reason I’m stuck in 6th grade with a bunch of idiots! I don’t know how… but… it’s his fault! Mr Joe probably went right up to the Education Board and said “Don’t let people skip grades just because they’re clever. They ought to have friends and not be affected by social troubles to badly.” He then probably went on to say “Children aren’t as smart as we keep saying they are. They have a lot of psychological traumas and being in a higher grad will cause them to break out in a rash.” It’s therefore Mr Joe’s fault that I’m sitting here just because I don’t have any friends at school! And he’s also such a jerk! Like my classmates! That’s right… Mr Joe is possessing all my classmates to make them hate me so I can’t skip a grade! *Imagines golf ball with Mr Joe’s face being whacked so hard off a tee that it explodes*
Ha, Mr Joe, I say! Melanie Klein to YOU!
And… he possessed Melanie Klein too. Yes! That’s the reason she’s such rubbish (no offense to any Melanie Klein followers)!
Why do people say “No offense” when they mean offense?
Mr. Joe thinks the Men in Black are watching him with black helicopters and he goes around wearing a tin-foil hat and he stays up all night looking for flying saucers and (Insert typical UFO conspiracy theorist behaviour.)
Yeah, he’s that kind of person.
A poison/acid/vomit fruitcake.
Mr. Joe is not. I am going to deny the existence of Mr. Joe
What do you mean, I don’t exist? You don’t exist, and that’s why I’m talking to you! You Sorry1 Mr. Jo has taken over m I exist, so deal with i I am trying very har I am the most awesom By the way I am the MBer So OBEY ME!
A fruitcake?!
Ummm… okay?
i aint a frootck! I m a prfctly smrt txt prsn. i m jst so awsum. i m cmpsd f chtspk. mwhhhhhhhhhh. UR prbly 2 stpd 2 reed me, so i wll cunfse U. mwhhhhhh
*mutters something*
I bet you didn’t understand that!
I do think I know what you just said. But! You can’t understand what I muttered.
*mutters again*
Mr. Joe is the reason that my cousin can’t be a chef/food reviewer when she grows up like she wants to. Yes, Mr. Joe forced her to be amazingly good at the violin but not enjoy playing it. He also paid her mom to convince her to go to the school of arts with a bad academic program so that she’s going to be a musician when she grows up.
I have mercifully been spared from him so far. (knocks on a copy of Muse for luck)
Mr. Joe = toxic waste.
Mr. Joe = evil, deadly, and bad toxic waste.
Mr. Joe = redundancy
Corollary: Mr. Joe = GRAMMATICAL AND LINGUISTIC redundancy, not ENGINEERING redundancy, because engineering redundancy equals safety, and, quite clearly, Mr. Joe does not equal safety.
With Mr. Joe around, there is no safety.
Mr. Joe is an imbicile.
Which type? A magical one? A flamabulous one? A gihuic one?
I’d say
is all of them.
What’s an impisyle?
Look in the mirror and you’ll know.
OOH, IT”s a GREEN GUY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*POKES*
77.1- A stupid one.
Mr. Joe is not coming with Ari and I to France! HeeHeeHee!
MR.JOE’S DISHCANARY:
Mr.Joe: A awesome Mr.Joe!
Meer: where Mr. Joe looks to find the definition of impstyle
Impstyle: a ugly guy with a green face
Awesome: Mr. Joe
Dishcanary: where Mr. Joe rite all his definitions
Ah, so they DO have Internet in insane asylums. I thought as much.
I’m assuming he means dictionary. He is not-so-amazingly stupid.
The only culture Mr. Joe has is the bacteria living on him.
Wah! Mr Joe stole my favorite stuffed animal!
……….What?
Mr. Joe makes people misuse the word “literally”!!!!!!
I HATE Mr. Joe!!!!!
Mr Joe (
) : Hey, Gannon, your lair sure is dark! Good thing I brought a lantern!
) : What?! You DARE bring LIGHT into my LAIR?!
: Yes.
: YOU MUST DIE!!!
: Yay!
: *zaps 
twice with lightning, killing him*
: YAY! I’M DEAD!
: -_-
Gannon (
Me: “What does Bill Gates do?”
Mr. Joe: “He makes gates, duh!”
No, he takes money from gates!
At least Mr. Joe has one good use. His breath turns milk into cheese.
Hello, Museblog friends! My name is Mr. Green. I I am Mr. Joe and I will take over the world!!! MwahahaI am terribly sorry. My identical twin, Mr. Joe is being an imbecile again. As I was saying,I will too take over the world! Even if I don’t know how yet… You’ll all see!! I willAugh! There, I think I can hold him back. So, like I was going to say before Joe so rudely interrupted, I am trying to control Mr. Joe by containing him in an unused room in our house. There is no computer there. I hope he won’t bother you too much furthermore, but one can’t be sure. I will talk with you again soon. Goodbye!
I’d rather eat a rotten banana that touch Mr. Joe.
You’d rather eat a rotten banana that touched Mr. Joe!!!
Just kidding, I know what you meant
80-*panics*
I would rather voluntarily tell someone I was a _____(see complaints and rants thread), eat a salmon sandwich, get swine flu (maybe i already HAVE got it, in which case I hope I gave it to Leopardstar), take history as an elective, fail a maths test, and ditch ThunderClan than be nice to Mr Joe.
Mr Joe=my history teacher
Mr Joe=Tigerstar
Mr Joe=Leopardstar
Mr Joe invented history tests– wait, no, he’s too stupid to invent anything. Otherwise I’d blame him for making me a ____ and making half the school like Tigerstar’s crowd. And the fact that I’ll probably be moved up to the top maths class and their teacher is a _____.
Mr Joe=moron, imbecile, idot, history teacher, ****wit, load of ****, ****, retard, stupid…
Mr. Joe= Exams.
That is all.
FAIL
89- EPIC fail.
I wasn’t saying anyone else’s post was a fail, I was saying
was a fail. He fails at being smart, kind, interesting, Muserly, and just about any good adjective you can think of. Joe fails epically at it all.
Well, he is good. Good at being evil, ugly, and stupid!
Wow, this is fun.
Mr Joe=
and gets eaten*
saw all the self-censored bits and got mad. It’s all Mr Joe’s fault of course.)
(self-snip)
Brainless
(self-snip)
Detentions
Evolved from history teachers*
(self-snip)
Gross
Homework
Imbecile (I LOVE that word)
Just stupid
Loser
My present-day history teacher*
Nobody
Omigod. It’s Mr Joe. *turns around, preparing to escape, but sees
(certain male body part that M—– and others at my school love using as an insult) (I love THAT word too)
(And my excuse not thinking of a q insult is: at this point
Retard
Stupid
Total waste of space
Ugly
Very (aargh! Mr Joe again! Why can’t I think of a creative insult!)
Wednesday detention
Xtreeemely bad at spellllgni
Your worst nightmare
Zombified zombie
AND it’s Mr Joe’s fault PowerPoint was being so stupid yesterday, my computer is stupidly slow, and I haven’t got broadband.
*I usually hate history itself more than my teacher, except when she asks something Mr Joe-ish like “Is the _____ parliament like that?” *strangles teacher*
I have a Q one. -> Quite stupid.
95-
invented powerpoint!
Aww, I like PowerPoint!
Mr. Joe, I will leave this to Josh Lyman of The West Wing:
“You are a selfish, petty waste of the oxygen in the air that useful people could be breathing.”
Joe’s hobbies:
– Pumping pollution into the air and water
– Blowing up buildings
– Blowing up spacecraft
– Printing algebra textbooks
– Hypnotizing authors to kill off beloved characters
Hello again, friends! It is I, Mr. Green, coming to say that we have successfully contained Mr. Joe!! He is locked in a windowless room, and we blocked off the door with a stack of cinderblocks! So, as you can see, Mr. Joe will never bother you agai-CRASH!!!!!!!!!
Oh dear. It seems Joe used his, how should I put it?, extremely potent flatulation to destroy the wall of the room he was being contained in. Please don’t sue me. I tried my best, but that twin of mine is so disgusting that when we were born, the surgeon thought he was a tumor. But please forgive me for this. Oh, what will the FBI say when they find out about this? Oh dear, oh dear…
The resistance should use him. Then, after he defeats the bunnies, do all of the horrible things everyone wants to do to him!!
If you wear a photo of Mr. Joe on your shirt, you’ll never get shot, because the bullets will all swerve to avoid his ugly face.
No, if you wear a picture of him, the bullets will swerve to him ,to destroy his ugly face!
If the bullets are actually bullets, then they will swerve to hit him. If they are lasers or nuclear powered (like a Neutrino2000 blaster) they will swerve away.
In other words, if the missile is fatal, it will swerve to him. If not, it will swerve away.
Mr. Joe is like those twisty blocks in Tetris- there’s no place for him, he messes things up, and nobody wants him around.
Mr. Joe is a poopy-head. Yeah, you know it!
Oh, also, who was it that was the person who posted as Mr. Joe at the beginning of this thread? I’m thinking Thanks For All The Fish42, but Je ne sais pas.
Mr. Joe caused death, and is a poopy-head! Yeah, I know it!
I was Mr. Joe the Smart.
Were you the one who wrote Mr. Joe’s Dishcanary?
Nope, that was probably Zinc.
This girl at my school, Bone, must be Mr Joe in disguise. Who else would stand in a BATHROOM doorway so I can’t get out?
*sigh*
Mr’ Joe is why I can never defeat Megaman!
Megaman?
That must be my alter ego!
Whee!
That was utterly pointless.
*reminder: change your email address next time so you will not have your avatar, which says your name, staring back at you*
THE SMILEY LECTURE
pondered about this for years. Were these terrible inventions–
….
[ _ ]–*
{……}
{___} EX-TER-MIN-ATE.
Interesting…
Smiley stories: perpetually fresh and surprising.
Mr. Joe is chatspeak.
That may be why he is so stupid. He is a being composed entirely out of the essence of chatspeak itself.
Mr. Joe’s brain would rattle in a flea’s skull. Wait…fleas don’t have skulls! Mr. Joe is making me type nonexistent phrases!
No, no. That’s your inner Charles Dodgson coming out.
Mr Joe, go here:
WE WILL EAT MR JOE! 
.
There, I sent him to Bunny Apocalypse. I hope it works. *has nightmarish vision of english-assingment-inventing
scaring off 
s right and left, who then overrun all the other threads*
That’s not the link to BA, that’s the link to the May Day Ball Planning Thread.
I made her link to the wrong thread! MWAHAHAHAHA! I am taking over the world, and I will not be stopped by a few pink bunnies! MWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Mr Joe made me kill the thread!
Which thread?
This one.
*attempts to revive*
HELLO? Why don’t everyone come so we can all make fun of Mr. Joe!
Don’t worry, Mr. Joe. I won’t hurt you. I’ll just write your name down in this little black record book …
Joe wouldn’t get that reference because he doesn’t like Death Note. “It has too many words,” says he.
*giggles*
Mr. Joe, you’re going on a little list with the piano-organist!
And the people who eat peppermint and puff it in my face!
He never would be missed, he never would be missed.
And he’ll never be kissed, no, he’ll never be kissed.
Some1 wants 2 kiss me? I hv a secrit idmyra? who is it? that pretty evil smily over there? *kisses* *is vaporised* yay! ive been vaperizd! my frst kiss!
Where is that from? I almost recognize it!
The Mikado. Play by Gilbert and Sullivan.
Um… Mr Joe killed the thread?
Adapted from Juvenal:
Mr. Joe is so stupid. If you laugh, he pretends to laugh harder. If his friends cry, he will cry more. If you say “It’s cold”, he asks for a jacket. This is because he has no feelings of his own. He is such a kiss-up that if you burp, he’ll cheer.
Mr Joe is an English teacher.
ur MOM is a englis techer!
Mr. Joe, your mom thinks polygons turn into frogs.
</Foxtrot>
Mr. Joe’s mom wears combat boots. And she’s not in the military.
Four score and seven years ago, Mr. Joe’s mom brought forth on this continent a new nation.
</xkcd>
I seem to be pointing out rather a few of these references…
I make a lot of xkcd references. I wanted to see if anyone would spot this one.
Mr. Joe is like Holden Caulfield without the semi-redeeming qualities.
(No, I did not like the book, how did you guess?)
It’s Mr. Joe’s fault that I can’t think of any ways to insult him that haven’t already been used.
Mr. Joe, your mama thought square roots were vegetables. Therefore you have a nonspiky Asian pearfruit as a head, and it’s actually an improvement over your normal features. You make me want to throw myself off a cliff. You are of less value than the scum in the deepest, darkest corner under my sink. You are going to join Satan when you die. You are more annoying than Gallo, my sister and Joas put together. You are so gluttonous you thought a school bus was a Twinkie. You are short and females are better than you in every way. You are a creepster and you are garralous. NO ONE WILL EVER LIKE YOU, YOU ARE TOO UGLY, FAT, AND INEPT AT SPORTS. you are also a ditz. you need serious psychological counseling. All in all, Mr. Joe,
YOU
ARE
A
BRUSSELS SPROUT ON THE CHOCOLATE BAR OF LIFE
SFTDP i guess? I killed this thread! Nooo!
Also, I think this should be renamed the “Attacking Mr. Joe” thread, GAPAs, because this has moved beyond the “Whatever, you’re a jerk” mood of casual dissing. This is Hardcore Viciousness.
SFTDP: Nooo! I killed it! Oops, sorry for the triple post. What? I already wrote “I killed this thread! Nooo!” I feel really unloved. SHUT UP PSEUDO Well I LIKE posting it on MB because I am sure there are some MBers who UNDERSTAND what it is like to have an annoying SMALL SIBLING
*blows raspberry*
Anyway, just so this is not a PoPo,
Mr. Joe, you are more annoying and obnoxious than Gallo and Joas put together and multiplied by four hundred billion.
You think you look cute in track pants and a sports bra.
You are a paradox of everything that is GOOD IN THIS WORLD
AND…YOU, MY UNFRIEND, ARE A BLOODY COW AND I HOPE SOMEONE IN BOLIVIA EATS YOU…ACTUALLY, NO I DON’T, I WOULD FEEL SORRY FOR THAT POOR PERSON! I HOPE YOU GET EATEN BY GIANT PREHISTORIC ANTS LIKE THEY DID TO THAT BABY BIRD. ( Prehistoric ants are DEAD, Pseudo you muffin! )
I have siksesfooly… suksesfoly… nevermind! Don’t laugh!! I branewashed anothor MuseBlogers mind! Oi! Get out of my he– Mwahahaha! I love my axe!!! *hugs* Leave me alo– MWAHAHAHAHA!
Mr. Joe is responsible for procrastination. *headdesk*
Agreed.
“Mr. Joe” I love your post!!! SO FUNNY and Errata, yes he most certainly is. Mr. Joe’s name is henceforth the Demon of Noisome Procrastination.
————————————————————————————————- Mr. Joe, you are *ahem* natiform, cimiscine, brainless, dense, doltish, dull, dumb, fatuous, half-witted, mindless, oafish, obtuse, senseless, simple, slow, thick, thickheaded, unintelligent, vacuous, weak-minded, witless, feebleminded, simpleminded; foolish, idiotic, imbecile, imbecilic, moronic; ignorant, illiterate, lowbrow, uneducated, uninformed, untaught, unthinking; absurd, asinine, balmy, cockeyed, crazy, cuckoo, daffy, daft, dotty, harebrained, insane, kooky, loony, lunatic, mad, nonsensical, nutty, preposterous, sappy, screwball, silly, unwise, fallacious, illogical, unreasonable, oafish, derisive, derisory, farcical, laughable, ludicrous, preposterous, risible, disagreeable, displeasing, distasteful, nasty, rotten, sour, uncongenial, unlovely, unpleasing, unsatisfying, unwelcome, abhorrent, abominable, appalling, awful, beastly, disgusting, dreadful, foul, hideous, horrendous, horrible, horrid, invidious, loathsome, nauseating, noisome, obnoxious, obscene, odious, repellent, repugnant, repulsive, revolting, scandalous, shocking, sickening, ugly, villainous; annoying, galling, irritating, vexing, grotesque, hideous, homely, ill-favored, unappealing, unattractive, unbeautiful, unhandsome, unlovely, unpleasing, unpretty, unsightly, vile, disgusting, repugnant, repulsive, revolting; unimposing, unprepossessing, unimpressive; plain, unaesthetic, unbecoming, unshapely, apostate, defecting, renegade; schismatic, sectarian, separatist ( ??? ), chubby, corpulent, fleshy, full, gross, obese, overweight, rotund, round, tubby, beefy, bulky, chunky, heavy, heavyset, stocky, stout, thick, thickset, weighty; brawny, burly, husky; dumpy, squat, stubby; paunchy, potbellied; flabby, soft; buxom, AND bilious .. so HA!!!!!
*whew*
——————————————————————————————
in short, butt-shaped, bug-smelling, stupid, ridiculous, disgusting, ugly, fat, and liver-diseased.
Mr. Joe is so stupid he thinks Beatles are an insect.
Mr. Joe’s mom is so fat that when she got a cell-phone she also got her own area code. (this thread rules)
It only takes one Mr. Joe to change a lightbulb, but it should never be done, because he looks better in the dark.
Mr. Joe made my sister go to a Star Trek play… without me! Darn Mr. Joe!
Mr. Joe invented MCAS.
Mr. Joe voted for George W. Bush and Mafia-threatened people with not voting for Al Gore.
Mr. Joe caused overpopulation. ( OK, this one defeats the purpose a little. )
How? Mr. Joe is too stupid and ugly to reproduce.
Or invent MCAs. He just writes the wrong answers, which he thinks are right.
A real MCA question:
how tall is an average 3rd grader?
A. 4 yards
B. 4 feet
C. 4 inches
D. 4 miles
yes, that was on my MCA test in 3rd grade.
Wait, MCAs? Does this mean you live in Minnesota?
No, MCAS. Massachusetts Comprehensive Assessment System.
Massachusetts. And for us the “S” is capital.
Yes, I realized that as I was typing it. OK, Mr. Joe TOLD stupid people to reproduce and they’re so stupid they listened to him.
Mr. Joe is so stupid he thinks Paul McCartney is related to Jesse McCartney
Mr. Joe is so stupid that he thinks Aaron Carter, Howard Carter and Jimmy Carter are all related.
Aaron Charles Carter[1] (born December 7, 1987)[1] is an American singer. He is the younger brother of singer Nick Carter, from the boy band Backstreet Boys. He came to fame as a pop and hip hop singer in the late-1990s, establishing himself as a star among preteen and teenage audiences during the early-2000s.[2] Carter, who has also launched an acting career, is known for media reports regarding his personal life, including his relationships with Hilary Duff and Lindsay Lohan, and his legal problems, some involving his mother. -Wikipedia
I KNEW I HEARD OF HIM!
Mr. Joe is so stupid he can’t figure out how to use Google.
Mr. Joe voted for George Bush in the 2000 election. GRRRR >:(
Mr Joe voted for Obama in the 2008 election. Mr Joe joined the Labor party just so he could vote Rudd as the leader of it.
You don’t like Obama?
*sigh* Why are there so many anti-Obama twonks around?
Honestly, d’ya think McCain would have given you a healthcare system that works?
And we’d have that twonk Sarah Palin as vice president.
If Mr. Joe gets a 100 on a test, and Chuck Norris gets a 100 on a test— Wait. Mr. Joe fails every test he takes.
P.S. Where did his name come from?
Okay, let’s be conciliatory:
Whoever you voted for, or would have voted for if you could vote, Mr. Joe voted for the opposing candidate.
Of course, this is assuming Mr Joe actually knows how to vote.
I thought he wasn’t allowed to vote–convicted felon.
Bah. Mr. Joe stole my keys. Mr. Joe is responsible for early-morning schooling. *forces Mr. Joe to search Earth until finds keys*
You know how people always go “Don’t be That Guy”? Well, Mr. Joe is That Guy.
( I know KaiYves asked not to do this, but it was too funny to pass up.)
Mr. Joe voted for George Bush in the 2008 election.
That’s okay, because it’s not political, it’s just stupid.
Mr. Joe is a member of the Know-Nothing Party. Unlike most of them, he isn’t lying when he says he knows nothing.
Mr. Joe is so stupid that he registered to be a member of the Tea Party, thinking that they had tea parties all the time.
Mr Joe ran for president. He thought that meant running all the way across America. Needless to say, a state of national emergency was delcared.
Mr. Joe is so stupid, he thought that to work a lightswitch, you had to poke it into your eye. Then people cheered.
Mr. Joe’s mother was a hamster and his father smelt of elderberries.
I’m sure someone already did that one, but I shall use my not-quite-right state of mind as an excuse.
;</Monty Python;>
Ignore the previous post.
</Monty Python>
Poor ol’ Jadestone. Mr. Joe caused en’s concussion.
Mr. Joe wrote twilight (ohhhhh burnnn….)
Hehe. I said that to some of my classmates once. Turned out they loved it. Sigh.
Mr. Joe likes twilight better than Harry Potter. (ooooh, buurrrrrnnnn)
Mr. Joe thinks soccer is like baseball, without a bat.
Mr. Joe sleeps with a blanket.I really shouldn’t put that one. My cousin sleeps with a blanket and I sleep with a stuffed animal.Mr. Joe went on a camping trip. He threw away the tent, and roasted the counselor’s weiner dog.
I sleep with so many stuffed animals that there’s hardly any room in my bed for me!
Mr. Joe thinks Twilight is better than Harry Potter.
*smacks Mr. Joe upside the face*
Mr. Joe couldn’t outwit a used teabag even if he used all his brainpower.
What brainpower? And for that matter, what brain?
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU PEOPLE? I DON’T LIKE IT WHEN YOU KEEP DISSING ME!!!!! ANYWAY, I VOTED FOR RON NADER, ENCELADUS!!!!!!! AND SPEAKING OF ENCELADUS, HE SHOULD REALLY GO WORK ON HIS FANFICTION! I LIKE TYPING IN CAPITAL LETTERS!
Mr. Joe, I respect you! Can’t you see my avatar?
Is it you typing or did you take over a muser’s mind?
NO I DID NOT TALE OVER A MUSERS MIND ITS ME MYSELF AND ADEIA THAT IS A MEAN SONG
THAT WAS NOT ME, IT WAS A MUSER! YOU KNOW IT WAS BECAUSE THE AVATAR WAS THE SAME! STOP IMPERSONATING ME! AND SPEAKING OF AVATARS, I JUST SAW THAT MOVIE! IT OWNED! EXCEPT FOR I CRIED BECAUSE I WAS SO HAPPY.
help this is YOU’RE THE FAKE, “MR JOE!!!” I AM THE REEL rosebud MR. JOE AND 2 an a hot pnik YOO AR NOT!! SO APPOLLAJIZE RITE NOW bunnys TO ALL THE PEEPLE possessed me ands pertending to be YOO MISSLEDD.
OH YEAH, WELL I GUESS I’M YOU’RE LONG-LOST TWIN BROTHER!
Also, Mr. Joe is too stupid to get a gravatar.
Mr. Joe can’t find his way to the bathroom without a GPS.
But he wouldn’t know what to do with a GPS.
Mr. Joe likes Harry Potter better than Pride and Prejudice. (( Kidding, kidding, kidding! ))
Pseudo told Mr. Joe he was natiform, and he thought it was a compliment. *cough* BOBBY V. *cough*
This is Mr. Joe’s theme song… or would be if he deserved one…..
————-
You’re a mean one,
Mr. Grinch.Mr. Joe.You really are a heel.
You’re as cuddly as a cactus,
You’re as charming as an eel.
Mr. Grinch.Mr. Joe.–
You’re a bad banana
With a greasy black peel.
–
You’re a monster,
Mr. Grinch.Mr. Joe.Your heart’s an empty hole.
Your brain is full of spiders,
You’ve got garlic in your soul.
Mr. Grinch.Mr. Joe.–
I wouldn’t touch you, with a
thirty-nine-and-a-half foot pole.
–
You’re a vile one,
Mr. Grinch.Mr. Joe.You have termites in your smile.
You have all the tender sweetness
Of a seasick crocodile.
Mr. Grinch.Mr. Joe.–
Given the choice between the two of you
I’d take the seasick crockodile.
–
You’re a foul one,
Mr. Grinch.Mr. Joe.You’re a nasty, wasty skunk.
Your heart is full of unwashed socks
Your soul is full of gunk.
Mr. Grinch.Mr. Joe.–
The three words that best describe you,
are, and I quote: “Stink. Stank. Stunk.”
–
You’re a rotter,
Mr. Grinch.Mr. Joe.You’re the king of sinful sots.
Your heart’s a dead tomato splot
With moldy purple spots,
Mr. Grinch.Mr. Joe.–
Your soul is an apalling dump heap overflowing
with the most disgraceful assortment of deplorable
rubbish imaginable,
Mangled up in tangled up knots.
–
You nauseate me,
Mr. Grinch.Mr. Joe.With a nauseaus super-naus.
You’re a crooked jerky jockey
And you drive a crooked horse.
Mr. Grinch.Mr. Joe.–
You’re a three decker saurkraut and toadstool
sandwich
With arsenic sauce.
Wow. Did you have to go that far?
Yes… Yes I did…. “You’re a Mean One Mr.Grinch” is one of my favorite holiday songs, don’t ask me why…. but it is perfect for mr. joe…..
It’s my favorite too.
Mr Joe is quite obstreperous, contumacious, mendacious and asinine. If he were to be defenestrated, subsequently lacerated, (because we wouldn’t open the window) and lambasted, the world would not think it too great a loss. As it is, this simple castigation will have to suffice.
This is no calumny! Mr Joe is deleterious to society!
Or in the words of my very first insult to Mr Joe:
“mr joe should be relegated to a trash heap! it wouldnt cause him any harm to his nose, he already smells rotten! U should be banned from sight or any place i can sense you, you pile of dirty diapers! you arent even worth bothering kokopelli to PIE , you lousy nit! pies would be wasted on you and your utterly
evilness. … dismemberment is is to good for you, even staking you out in the middle of hpb land to be eaten is 2 nice! “
Mr. Joe thinks “over the rainbow” exist, and has busted out his
brainssanitylower intestine trying to get there.Mr. Joe eats the brown snow.
Mr. Joe is green because he’s dead, smiling because he’s too stupid to realize he’s dead.
Mr. Joe doesn’t know who Chuck Norris is.
Mr. Joe actually has a brain gland named after him; the Mr. Joeis Stupidityis gland.
Yes, he has a gland named after him. It’s commonly defined as the non-existent gland.
161- Kudos for figuring out how to study SAT words while dissing Mr. Joe!
Thanks. Sometimes I read the dictionary solely to look up good insults…
Mr. Joe squees whenever he sees Robert Pattison and runs over squeeing “BITE ME, EDWARD, BITE ME!”
Mr. Joe finds it mentally impossible to believe that it is, in fact, not butter.
Mr. Joe regularly disses ninja powers.
Mr. Joe is the one responsible for the fact that too much chocolate isn’t good for you. (It used to be really good for you.)
Mr. Joe thinks that schoolteachers are pointless and only rich kids get good grades because their parents have the money to hire tutors. The people who actually took classes on teaching and work ridiculously hard to make sure that knowledge is ingrained into your brain, after all, are surplus.
Mr. Joe thinks that newspapers were a stupid idea in the first place.
Mr. Joe burns books.
Mr. Joe burns libraries.
Mr. Joe thinks that all little kids should have a moment every night where they sit in front of the TV with their parents and watch their favorite cartoons. He believes strenuously that other activities, like curling up with your child on the couch with a copy of The Cat in the Hat Comes Back or Where the Wild Things Are or The Very Hungry Caterpillar will stop parents from bonding with their children.
Actually…… Where the Wild Things Are is rather dark and disturbing….. it gave my little cousin nightmares! And in the movie *slight spoiler* one of the wild things gets it’s arm pulled off by one of the others and then replaces the missing arm with a tiny stick!!!!
160 – I love that song, we played it in band, do not associate it with Mr. Joe the Repulsive in any way!
161 – *loves*
164 – I wish people would stop associating things I love ( Squee ) with Mr. Joe.
Mr. Joe can’t tell the Beatles apart.
( Sorry for associating. )
Note….. As I said “or would be if he deserved one…..” since the song is:
1. too good for him
2. love the song too…
3. It does not even begin to describe mr. joe
Just a curious after thought…. Who’s idea was the Dissing Mr. Joe threads anyway in the first place?
Ebeth the Stalker, who thought it would be cathartic. Comment 14 has the link to the very first Dissing Mr Joe thread, way way back when.
So Mr. Joe was murdered. The police started investigating it, until they discovered who had been murdered, at which point they called off the investigation, and declared a national holiday. Nations all across the world followed suit.
*follows suit*
166 – Ha ha ha.
I can never think up any good DissingMr.Joes!
Hmm…
Moronic
Retarded
Jaded
Ofish
Earwig.
Not exactly orthodox, but satisfying.
*gets angry* NEVER use retarded as an insult!
(( Sorry for the..um…special circumstance which turns my previous post into a double post…yeah. ))
Especially when referring to Mr. Joe.
Hey now, don’t insult retarded people. Everyone likes them WAY better than Mr. Joe. Although…I. Hate. Earwigs.
Mr. Joe wants Kyla B. to be his very best friend. *feels mean*
Mr. Joe is proud of himself because he recently won a “scariest costume” contest without even trying.
Mr. Joe was once arrested for manslaughter. He had gotten an A+ in math and his teacher had a heart attack.
Mr. Joe once got an A+ in math because he submitted the answers through an online grading website. The website had a glitch that caused his answers to be inverted.
170 – I don’t get it.
who really IS indestructible. 
set fire to Mr. Joe and declared an international holiday. Because everybody hated Mr. Joe so much, they decided it should be celebrated twice a week. And that’s how we got weekends. Only, wait, it’s not, because that would be a good thing we got in RELATION to Mr. Joe. So, therefore, weekends are We Celebrate 
Time.
Mr. Joe got a wung by trickery. He pretended to be a MuseBlogger and asked to pat a different MuseBlogger’s wung, then ran off with it. He tried to make it do tricks, and it gnawed the top of his head off. Then the wung died. All the other wungs got angry, but they didn’t want to die by biting/gnawing/teething Mr. Joe’s face off, so they asked an HPB to do it for them. ( HPBs are indestructible, and feed off smiley and human life forms. ) So, the HPB went to Mr. Joe, and tried to bite/gnaw/teeth his face off. Then the HPB died, from overcontactwithmrgreenitis. So, because Mr. Joe is so stupid that he took off his MuseBlogger disguise as soon as he ran away with the second MuseBlogger’s wung, the second MuseBlogger recognized him. So, the second MuseBlogger recruited
(( Sorry for the long post
))
That’s very, very funny!!! I’m gonna start calling weekends, “We Celebrate
Time
*is in last class on a Friday*
Time!”
*bell rings*
Me: YAY! It’s “We Celebrate
Friend: Um, what?
Time, of course! *dances out school doors into sunset*
Me: We Celebrate
Hmm, so how exactly would one pronounce We Celebrate
Time? We Celebrate Evil Smiley Time? We Celebrate Evil MB Smiley Time? “We Celebrate space-space colon evil colon space-space Time”? Or does en have a name??
I like “We Celebrate Evil Smiley Time.”
Mr. Joe thinks Thomas Jefferson wrote the United States Constitution. Mr. Joe thinks the United States Constitution is a ship.
Mr. Joe got the Concorde retired!
Mr. Joe is a big, slimy lump and disgrace to humanity.
A few months ago, we heard at an assembly we can no longer choose what to to do in Year 9 SOSE. As we all hate history, everyone groaned. If Mr Joe had been there, he would have shouted “YAY!”
All these for Mr.Joe.
Mr. Joe is the “en” of the Conjugation Game thread.
But the “en” isn’t always that bad!
Mr. Joe is always the bad “en.”
Mr. Joe is the cause of global warming. The Sun is trying to fry him off the Earth.
Mr. Joe is why Waldo is hiding.
If you spell “MrJoe” in Scrabble you lose. Forever.
Mr. Joe wrote “Dear Abbey,” asking Abbey for a date. Abbey promptly changed her name and left the job to her daughter, Alice.
En is ridiculous.
En is fanatical.
En is inert.
En is smelly.
Some bad “en’s” from the thread:
En is bizarre.
En is insane.
En is infuriating.
En lives in the past.
En is out of it.
En is moronic.
En doesn’t know English.
En thinks they’re funny.
En is asleep.
En is hyper.
En is a total airhead.
En is hideous beyond all belief.
En is a braggart.
Actually, I think of ‘bizarre’ as a more of a compliment.
I am bizarre. And odd, and eccentric, and weird.
SFTDP
GAPAs, shouldn’t we have a new one of these?
I mean, it’s 2010, and this is still “Dissing Mr.Joe, 2009”
Yes, we should. But we’ve started quite a few new threads, so let’s wait a little bit.
Mr. Joe created Exams. And then he made them all take place during Disaster Week to make nerds uncomfortable.
(Additionally, as already stated in previous posts, all Disaster Week accidents were his fault, including blowing up the Challenger because “He likes the sound of explosions”.)
Mr. Joe had a crush on Shawn BulPopular.
So all the gay people protested, and got him thrown in jail.
So then Mr. Joe had a crush on Kyla BulPopular, Shawn’s little sister.
So all the straight people protested, and got him thrown in jail.
So then Mr. Joe didn’t have a crush on anyone.
So all the asexual people protested, and got him thrown in jail.
So Mr. Joe had a crush on himself.
And people decided that however vomiturent it may have been, at least no one protested.
So they threw him in jail.
They took all the inmates out, and set them free, so the inmates wouldn’t protest.
And that’s why Mr. Joe is responsible for people getting shot.
Mr. Joe is adipose!!!!
There’s one person Chuck Norris hides from. Guess.
Mr. Joe is the reason why Star Trek ended.
Numerous people have tried to shoot Mr. Joe, and failed, because bullets are afraid to go near him.
Mr Joe is a- wait, I don’t even need to say it. Just read this whole thread, and you know what I was going to say.
184- Not only that, but in the middle ages, when people tried to stab
, their swords would jump out of their hands, and never be seen again.
That means Mr. Joe was invincible. Invincible = good thing. Not so true…
180- And, additionally…
This means Mr. Joe killed Judy Resnik. PIE PIE YOU TO HECK MR. JOE!
We need to find some Beatles song to rewrite and make it criticizing
.
That would be more offensive to the Beatles.
There’s already a song about Mr. Joe by Carly Simon. It’s called “You’re So Vain”, except that he’s not nearly cool enough to have done any of the things the guy in the song says he’s done.
Who is Mr. Joe?
This is Mr. Joe.
He is the cause of all your problems, and the less oxygen we use talking about him, the better.
An explanation of sorts is on the original thread.
Here’s the suggestion that led to our acquaintance with Mr. Joe:
GAPA, maybe you guys could open a thread to randomly insult nobody, instead of people coming on here for a victim. Just make a virtual guy, like “Mr. Joe†or something. Then we can all curse Mr. Joe into oblivion if we feel like it, and the poor Midwest educator gets a break (no matter how annoying her name is. educator??? Come on. But shh…we is not doing that anymore. *cough* Mr. Joe is an annoying name!!!! (not midwest educator) (well yes it is) (but i’m venting on Mr. Joe now instead) (So just pretend it’s not annoying) (either that or let’s just open the Mr. Joe thread already)
I can’t quite remember who Midwest Educator is, despite comparing her to Mr. Joe in an unflattering manner on the original thread. Was she the one who wrote in a magazine saying that Muse had no educational value?
En reviewed the magazine on Amazon.
Excuse the chatspeak, but OMG! You don’t know who Mr.Joe is!!!!!!
Anyway, Mr.Joe is MB’s official scape Goat. We diss him for fun.
…gasp!!! Can’t….breathe….too…much….Mr. Joe!!!!!!! *dies*
Mr. Joe was born to a mutant mango and a pathetic potato! He is the reason of the earth quake in Haiti! He is a mass murderer and a imbecile!
D. All of the above!
He probably was named after a kid named Joe at my school that even a teacher tells him no one wants to here him talk!
Mr. Joe, you don’t frighten me, you bright green pig dog! Go boil you bottoms you son of a silly person! I blow my nose at you, you so called “Mr. Joe”! You and all your silly mistakes! I don’t want to talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough water! I fart in you general direction! Your mother was a hamster and you father smelt of elderberries!
I believe that’s already been said…
Mr. Joe is so adipose he stepped in Haiti and set off the strike-slip fault which caused the earthquake…
No, the earth was trying to create an opening to swallow him up.
Even though, I would say that’s an insult to pig dogs and hamsters…
194.1- Definitely.
Mr. Joe is the reason I got a 29 out of 30 on my Mayan Culture movie.
As opposed to 30? Because that sounds pretty good to me…
Yeah. But I also got lots of *hate* comments, so he’s responsible for that too.
Hate comments? That’s so mean. From who?
Well, a lot of people said “It would be helpful if this slide went in front of that picture.” Excuse me, but I thought human beings were equipped with memory for that specific reason!!!! Ugh, this is turning into a rant. *whips off to R&P thread.*
Mr. Joe is the one who writes horrible comments at the bottom of great YouTube videos.
Ohhhh, burn.
Nice one.
I mean seriously, it drives me insane! You have these beautiful videos and in the comments you have people swearing and spouting all kinds of racist garbage.
The XKCD comic “YouTube” pretty much says it all.
I know!
My mom says it’s probably just insecure eleven year olds. (No offense to eleven year olds on the ‘blog.)
Still, that’s no excuse. They should stop. *fume*
“It’s not real morons it was a soundstage on mars.”
*yells at Mr.Joe* YOU’RE FAT! *then runs around in circles* (this insult was made up my my friend)
Mr. Joe ate my homework…
Mr. Joe made the moose eat my garden in “Our Reclusive Gardens”
Hey, the moose is just misunderstood.
Mr. Joe gave the school these defective, slow laptops which take ages to show the text even though you typed a sentence a while ago. I”m logging off and reading. UGH.
At least MB isn’t blocked in your school. It’s not Mr. Joe’s fault, though. I rather like Mr. Joe.
It’s blocked for the whole city, SR. Anyway, I think you can get on by typing the address musefanpage.com/blog . But it’s only a matter of time before the soul-sucking tyrants that block fun websites nab that too…what’s even so BAD about MB? It makes us happy? Of course, that’s it.
Grrrr.
I can get into it from my school. It’s all
‘s fault that none of my friends are in my math class.
As embarrassing as it is, I think I’m the one who ended up getting BiP blocked. (The old thread. This new one shouldn’t be, I hope…). I was on it one second, left, and then tried to get back on, and it was blocked. Someone must have used language on there that set off the blocker, or something.)
Mr. Joe elected Scott Br- Wait, I’m not going to post his name. Je le deteste.
Uh… Bakula! That’s what he meant! Move along, nothing to see here…
(See, I’m covering for you, Enc.)
Hey. Nothing wrong with republicans.
Agreeing with SR. No flaming.
Yeah. You could say
”
created people who blindly follow their political party” but there are some good Republicans.
Then the Republicans threw him out, so he joined the Democrats for a while. Then they threw him out, so he became an Independent. Then the other Independents and the people in his electorate protested, so they threw him out. Then he came to MuseBlog, and we didn’t throw him out because we like to diss him so much. Then someone put him in a SSSS, and the
s protested.
And that’s why Mr Joe is responsible for the bunnies taking over the world.
Nope. Mr. Joe’s political hero is Ron Paul, whom everyone I know ( i.e., my dad ) thinks is a crackpot. Birds of a feather.
Ooooooohhhh, buuuuuuuuuurrrrnnnn!!!
Crowned, Mr. Joe.
Double burn!
205- Nice!
Mr. Joe blocks websites on our school computer network. *rankle rankle*
Mr Joe stopped Studywiz working so I can’t see who’s in my classes.
*murders Mr Joe in most gruesome way possible, which I haven’t yet thought of*
Think of a huge, gross, slimy, salmon steak which you have to eat or you won’t get computer time that night. Now think of Mr Joe on a good day. Guess which grosses me out more.
Mr Joe stopped my computer from showing gravatars instantly, so I can’t see my new one yet.
Mr Joe made Windows Vista.
Mr Joe wrote Twilight so he could watch people swooning over a guy who looks remarkably like him.
If Mr Joe was gay, he’d like Chris Pine.
Mr Joe is responsible for everyone’s friendship problems.
Mr Joe put me in the worst house instead of ______.
Mr Joe is the reason the guys on my bus are all ugly and I don’t know any guys I’d want to go out with.
Mr Joe is the reason I only had Mr D, The Best Math Teacher EVER, for six months.
Mr Joe is the reason I’m not American and don’t go to a lovely math-focused school and live in a place where I didn’t know there WAS such a thing as math camp.
The “if Mr. Joe was gay” comment – see post 181.
I am currently cracking up about that Twilight comment.
Mr. Joe smells like the inside of my slippers. *Shudders*
Mr. Joe is immortal because Death always postpones his deadline, so he doesn’t have to be near him. *grammar fail* (It’s Mr. Joe’s fault.)
Mr. Joe’s not worthy of beautiful, divine Death.
And definitely not worthy enough for the scythe.
Mr. Joe is stupider than any smiley in the history of smileys. (including Mr. Joe)
Mr Joe writes all the disney channel sitcoms and the movies (HSM,…) and the songs to go with them.
Mr. Joe is immortal because Death hurls every time he goes near him, so Death never wants to go near him ever again.
Mr. Joe created Nick Jr. as torture for all the mature people who want it to be &*%$^%^ OVER SO THEY CAN WATCH SOMETHING OTHER THAN %$%*^&%$ LITTLE EINSTEINS!!!!!!!!!!!
Mr. Joe likes Little Einsteins.
Mr. Joe is the reason there’s no Mythbusters On Demand right now.
(%^&%$$#%%^%$^%$#@%^ YOU MR. &^*%&%^$^$ JOE!!!!!!!!!
Mr. Joe is in love with Miley Cyr**
The Mr. Joe is in love with Miley Cyrus comment – see post 181
212 – That explains
a lotmany things.Did this thread die while I was gone? Mr. Joe made my mom, dad, and I get sick all in the same week! And my brother is the one whose usually sick!
Ohhh…pretty…*pokes avatar and giggles*
Thanks! That is fun to poke!
*pokes avatar*
*pokes avatar*
Pretty! *pokes*
Mr. Joe is an ugly, brainless leech.
Mr. Joe= Miley Cyrus= ugly brainless leech.
Yup!
Mr. Joe is almost as much of a Jerk as Shawn BulPopular.
I
hateSTRONGLY, STRONGLY, STRONGLY WISH he would Commit Inappropriate Behavior at school and be sent off to the program for Children Who Need Behavioral Correction.Oh, and that his hot shoe of a girlfriend would break up with him, and then he can’t get another one.
And I kind of wish I could give him the Greatest Comeback Ever ( think OMG REJECTED! BURN! times one thousand ) so that he’d slump on the ground and cry.
Or cause him physical pain…
SHAWN. IS. A. RAT. SHAWN. IS. A. RAT. SHAWN. IS. A. BLOODY. RAT RAT RAT RAT RAT RAT RAT RAT RAT RAT RAT RAT RAT!!!!!!
That should have been on the Rants and Plaints thread. Well, whatever.
Meh!
killed the sick tiger!
Diss Mr. Joe!
I would swear, but I never swear, and that probably wouldn’t be appropriate for MuseBlog anyways…
I don’t cuss either… Cake-y Mr. Joe!
Mr. Joe is only ever going to be a Mister, because he could never even earn any titles or degrees.
In accordance with Magnolia’s rant;
is Shawn BulPopular. Please beat him up.
Okay. *beats up
*
Did you disembowel him as well?
Yes.
Yay! *beats up and disembowels Mr. Joe again*
LBK – Shawn BulPopular came into school with crutches today. I’m not kidding. :O
Next time I want someone to get physical pain, I’ll ask you!
I’m the one who actually beat him up and disemboweled him in the first place; shouldn’t you thank me?
There’s around 3 or 4
s in my school. Could you get them all?
I’ll help!! *beats up and disembowels 2 :mrgreen:’s* Okay, your turn, Ducky! This is fun!
*beats up and disembowels
s* This is fun!
Wow. It’s the power of mental….powers!!!! *awkward moment*
Shawn BulPopular talked to me today, although it was only to say “stop trying to trip me.” May I?
*disembowels* *beats up* *lasers* *TRIPS* *disembowelsbeatsuplasersTRIPS*
There.
So that’s how he got crutches! Ha..Pseudo was saying that was probably the reason! She says he doesn’t notice when she tries to trip him/kick him in midair…
He fell, too and he didn’t know why. Even though I kicked him pretty hard.
Umm, please don’t kill me because of my ignorance, but who the heck is Shawn BulPopular!?
A really, really annoying student at Magnolia’s school.
Mmhm. I can’t stand him. Unfortunately, he got held back one year and is now in my grade. It’s all
‘s fault.
I think Mr. Joe goes to my school.
*gasp*
*chokes*
*dies*
That must be horrifying!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mr. Joe is in the category of anything mentioned on the thread.
Perhaps to counteract Mr. Joe, we should have a person who we blame for all the random, good stuff that happens to us. How about
?
How about :D? (
)
I say
because 
looks mentally deranged.
:grin:, definitely. And then we should have a “Praising {Name}” thread.
Even though that’s not someone.
Well,
, of course. No, not really.Good idea! Maybe it (Whichever we decide, I sort of like
) should be called Mrs. Josephine or something. 
Mrs. Josephine has a nice ring to it.
Mrs. Josephine made me not die today!
Mrs. Grin! Or is that not original enough?
Ms. Fortuna, because she brings good luck.
Or Tyche, if you like the name of the Greek version of Fortuna.
Ms. Tyche?
Why not?
Ms. Tyche let me MuseBlog today!
Or, we could call her Mimi…
That’s my little sister’s name; it would feel weird.
No, her name is Lenny.
My bi-guy is Mr. Joe. He sued my mom and abandoned me
*is sympathetic (have some cocklit) but confused* *CTN* gets a HUG!!!
GAPAs, if you think this is too personal-ish, you can zap this if you’d like…
bi-guy = biological father.
Ahh…I’m sorry.
*hugs*
Wah. *gives choklit*
Mr. Joe has caused a HUGE increase in tectonic activity(hey, maybe Mr. Joe IS all natural disastors!) leaving millions homeless in Hati and Chile.
The earthquake in Chile actually made the earth wobble on its axis!!!!!!! And we lost a billionth of a second!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mr. Joe killed Time?!
Well… depending on who you hate more, that might or might not be a good thing…
Kronos is more awesome than
Mr. Joe ate my computer’s circuits so it exploded.
Time itself is afraid of Mr. Joe.
Poor Kronos. Although Time=Evil.
But then, evil=Yay!
*punches Mr Joe in his stupid, ugly face* Whee! This is fun! *beats up and disembowels**punches in face some more**throws off cliff**jumps up and down on remains* Take that, Mr Joe!
Mr Joe=V. Who is a total (expletives deleted).
Mr. Joe made the Beatles break up.
Mr. Joe thinks Paul is dead.
Mr. Joe shot John Lennon.
Mr. Joe invented the SATs.
Just made this little song up. It’s to the tune of Counting Crows’s Mr. Jones, but with a different title character. Well, you’ll see. I’ll add new verses later.
I was down at the new MuseBlog thread
Staring at Luna’s comment
Mr. Joe strikes up a conversation
With a black-haired
Nixon voter
You know, he thinks that Paul McCartney’s dead
He’s not
Just in case you didn’t know
Man, we all want to know everything
Mr. Joe don’t know anything
So come dis the dumb guy down on the MuseBlog
Hahahahahahahaha, yeah
Uh-huh
KaiYves got head lice
Just because he stood near her
And, he made Robert do a typo
Yeah
Please believe me
He isn’t good for anything
And I, I don’t wanna be someone
Who he meets
Yeah
Mr. Joe and me
Tell each other fairy tales
Like the story of Cinderella
“Is it really true?” “Uh, no, it’s only fantasy”
Waiting at the stoplight
He thinks the color red means go
But when everybody hates you
You can never be happy
Come on, doesn’t anyone like my song?
I do!
SFTDP Whoa. Why does the name link to my blog?! Should I log out to fix that?
SFTTP
ACK! It’s linked. and no one has snipped it yet!
[Now snipped! — Rosanne]
Ha ha, that’s great!
(I knew he was responsible for the head lice)
That was actually why I wanted to know how your name was pronounced. I wanted to sing the song for my sister. The original is one of my favorite songs of all time, and I felt I had to do this eventually.
That’s hysterical, muselover! I don’t know the original song, but it’s still wicked (I have got to stop using that word!) funny. Good job!
Listen to the original song on Lala.com or Pandora.com. Believe me, it’s funnier when you know the real lyrics.
Mr. Joe placed fifth in a four-person competition
Mr. Joe placed infinitely last in that competition.
Mr. Joe evidently judges History Day. Poor Kellie!
Mr. Joe made the Beatles write “Martha My Dear” in 1968, instead of 1969. Now, normally this wouldn’t a problem, but sadly 1969 is when Martha and The Doctor get trapped in Blink. So I can’t use my original idea for my Fanfic. Oh well, at least The Doctor is a time traveler.
Oh well.
I can always change the real world canon.Did I really just think of typing that?Or this takes place in a universe that is exactly the one in the show, except that 1969 is the year that Martha My Dear was written.
Like how in the film Apollo 13 we hear Jim Lovell’s daughter listening to Beatles songs that hadn’t been released yet?
Verse two of my song. Not as good as part one, in my opinion, but here you go.
Well, I will paint his picture
Paint his face in blue and white and black and green
All four of his face’s colors
Are very, very ugly
Yeah, well you know, gray is his favorite color
Because, it’s the only one he can see
If he met Picasso
Picasso would faint because he’s so ugly
Mr. Joe and me
Look into the future
Like into the year 2012
“The world’s gonna end,” “I don’t think so, that’s hard to believe”
Standing in the spotlight
He bought himself a can of gray paint
But when everybody hates him
He will never be happy
He will never be happy
I said, he’s never gonna be
Happy
He wants to be a lion
Ah, he thinks it’s a dog, not a cat
Enceladus wanted a first post, yeah but
Mr. Joe made him not do thatÂ
Please believe me
‘Cause he isn’t good or anything
And I, I don’t wanna be someone
Who he meets
Who he meets
Who he meets, yeah
Final installment coming next…
XD Wow.
I take it you know the original lyrics?
No.
But it is amusing anyhow!
One last post on this thread before I finish my song:
Mr. Joe turned me into a newt! But I got better.
Mr.Joe is the reason I can’t find “The Eleventh Hour” on youtube.
Mr. Joe is why I couldn’t sleep last night.
Mr. Joe MURDERED the Easter Bunny!!!!!!!!!
NO!
Mr. Joe thinks that Mr. K is not celebrated!
Mr. Joe doesn’t live in a Yellow Submarine!
Mr. Joe doesn’t look at all the lonely people!
Mr. Joe picture himself on a boat on a river, with tangerine trees and marmalade skies!
Whoops, that last one should be he doesn’t picture himself on a boat on a river…
*thought so*
Mr. Joe is the reason my life is so horrible.
Mr. Joe is the reason that when I am mad at people, I do nice things for them.
Mr. Joe is the reason that my sister is so annoying.
Mr. Joe is the reason that people like picking on me so much.
Mr. Joe is the reason for global warming.
Well, I think that doing nice stuff for people that you’re mad at is a good thing and should not be attributed to Mr. Joe, because nothing good comes out of Mr. Joe.
Mr. Joe is the reason why life isn’t fair.
Correct, YANSWAT.
Things Mr. Joe is responsible for:
1) Economy class on airlines.
2) Too much homework.
3) Unfair currency exchange rates.
4) Flights of stairs in hotels that one must drag a heavy suitcase up.
5) News announcers who ruin otherwise perfect shuttle launch coverage by talking over throttle up.
Mr. Joe is not. I am reviving the post of denying his existence!!!! YOU DON’T EXIST, MR. JOE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mr. Joe is the reason that no one is EVER ONLINE anymore, because they all don’t want to run into him on the internet.
Excepting my favorite chat room, of course.
Mr. Joe is my Reading Seminar teacher in a woman costume How he got smarter, I don’t know. But she is EVIL.
Mr. Joe created my evil Chinese teacher. ‘Nuff said. *shudders at the fact that even the mere thought of her voice gives me a headache on top of the one I already have from all of her stupid HOMEWORK*
Well, luckily she likes me. No idea why. She thinks I’m hard-working and proactive even though I do the minimal possible. And I have friends in the A day class (I’m in the B day class) so they’re going to ‘lend’ me their video notes so I can answer questions and look like I’ve done my homework. But still. I already have 15 points! Hmph. And we have to memorize ANOTHER Tang poem. I’ve done too much memorizing today. I already memorized the Romeo and Juliet prologue because I wanted to.
MR. JOE = EVIL CHINESE TEACHER
1. Point out all of Mr. Joe’s stupid errors (including all his lying, his hypocritical “evidence” for himself, etc.)
2. Type up her evidence
3. Find all the emails Mr. Joe has ever sent to her/me
4. Take days off of work so she has time to do that
5. Be cranky about Life
6. Sigh
7. Etc.
And because
1. Write emails to Mr. Joe while explaining his stupidity
2. Translate all my old emails into Chinese
3. Deal with my mom’s crankiness
4. Read his stupid “evidence”
5. Not scream at the fact that he thought Mr. Joe and I “had a wonderful relationship until the lawsuit, in which Jenny then became vicious to under the command of her mother”
6. Use less computer so my mom can type
7. Etc.
*hugs* *throws green goo all over
*
*makes judges biased in favor of your mother and then makes
have to pay ten million dollars to your mom* *and then makes 
cry and be miserable
for the rest of en’s lifefor three months, at least*Mr. Joe has the ability to duplicate himself and change his appearance (he doesn’t do this to his original self ’cause he thinks he’s handsome) so that the world is now infiltrated with Mr. Joes, all disguised as evil teachers or wacko people or very annoying students which I have FIVE CLASSES with.
That’s a disturbing thought, actually…
Mr. Joe is not a walrus.
Yes, that’s exactly what happens!! That’s a brilliant theory!
250.1.1- *Makes
feel sufficient misery that he immediately apologizes to you and your mom and pays full reparations*
Mr. Joe is an unnatural blight on the world. He deserves to be targeted by the HPBs.
Or eaten.
Mr. Joe is in charge of Governor’s School applications. He likes to make them as stress-inducing as possible, for the fun of it.