Forwaaard, MARCH! Part Two
This month’s random thread. Please read The Rules if you haven’t yet.
Date: March 7, 2006
Categories: Random craziness
Sunday, 28 April 2024
Life, the universe, pies, hot-pink bunnies, world domination, and everything
This month’s random thread. Please read The Rules if you haven’t yet.
Date: March 7, 2006
Categories: Random craziness
first post pleaseeeeeeeeee
I’m so glad I started so much controversy! CONTROVERSY ROCKS!!!!! (and actually the “HP” chess page was about the “knights tour.”)
I am in disbelief. Editors (you know who you are) continued later under hope of first post
yes!!!
2 in 1 day!
Dang 2nd… Anyways, in a recent (not too recent) issue, you admitted to being a flock of things that only exists when roving… So how can you be individually named??? Are you like a multi-celled organisim, being a big flock of editors acting as one??? Anyways, keep up the good work… SPLAT!
second post hopeful…
I predict that betsytheseacow will post the next post.
First post?
Sadly, I have nothing better to say. So I shall shut up.
Not first post. Darn.
Yes, ’tis.
There is NO WAY Snape is evil. It is so obvious that Dumbledore was pleading with Snape to kill him, not to save him, for whatever reason. Like, why otherwise would Snape make such a big deal out of not killing Harry and not being a coward?
ERAGON IS PLAGERIZED FROM THE BELGARIAD, TOO! One scene is copied word for word.
We got our words for our word reports today! The teacher said she would try to give us ones that fit our personality, and I got sequipedalian. Hehe. Go look it up.
again I predict that betsytheseacow will post the next post.
my friend takes his time…
Darth Yoda was wrong
yeah! !
i hope this is the right thread to post on… anyway, i took that race bias test for this month’s contest and got a little or no bias rating, which i was totally not expecting, bec. by the end of the test i was getting really confused bec. they kept switching around the sides that the categories went on. so i thought that there would be something. but it turned out that they weight it so that the end has less of an effect on your rating, probably bec. e/o gets confused. i thought that some of the pictures were a little misleading bec. some were sort of washed out. anyway, i think that it was a pretty good test. kudos to the harvard ppl or whoever made it, bec. even though it’s going to make a lot of ppl upset, they did it anyway.
Hi, groundhog22,
You can post here but there’s also a whole thread about the the Implicit Association Tests. You can also post there and read what other Musers have to say about them. It’s here.
PART TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
I am the berrer or sad news. For the Eragon movies, they are making Eragon blond. Shoking, I know. (not that I have anything agenst blonds, some of my best friends are)
And Ariea.(spelling?)
Eragon movies? *snickersnort*
The old march wasn’t that long was it? Or did you people just post like crazy when i wasn’t here?
I wonder if the IA test was on Darkness and Light if we’d have trouble putting Good to Darkness.
good point. aaack! i was a stupid idiot and spent all my time having fun posting stuff, but i forgot to do my homework. stay tuned for my obit tomorrow–the teachers will probaly kill me!! aaaaaaaaa!!!
You mustn’t let the blog interfere with your homework. Getting good grades is a key part of the plan for world conqu–
Oh, that’s right: the newcomers haven’t heard about Mostly Harmless yet. Well, all in good time.
theyre making eragon + arya blond? aw, man. is this going to be another one of those deals where they take a totally awesome book (well i thought it was totally awesome anyways) + completely murder the plot in the movie? just like w/ ella enchanted two yrs ago... if any of you have read that book, youll know its not even like the movie... its not even a comical toned book, FCOL.
such is life
yes i have heard about mostly harmless!
There was this time I put up locker comics on my locker… It was MOSTLY HARMLESS (phase 2) I mean, fun and exciting and mostly harmless!
Go to Harry Potter Blog (pardon the makeshift HTML (i realy am proficiant HTML designer (maintain 3 websites + a forum (But not advertising them (or gloating)))) to see my harry potter rants (and I can’t believe i caused enough controversy to start page 2. I’m FAMOUS!!!!
Oh and yes, we did post like crazy… CAUSED BY ME AND MY FAME *gets splatted by Kokopelli with a cherry and golf ball pie made by his helper mummy as seen in october 2004 issue*
We need a Muse trivia thread where people can pit their Muse knowledge against one another (and possilby outsmart one of the editors (hint hint)) and have one muser to rule them all ***** I mean one supreme muser who knows more then the rest (cause i dislike LOTR so much it hurts because i’m in stiches laughing at it all day)
MUSE TRIVIA THREAD!!!!! WOO HOO
Since this is a random thread, apparently, I’d like to blatantly suck up to the mods…
You guys are amazing, when the heck do you STOP mod…ding?
You are officially Far Less Lazy Then I Am. (Not a big accomplishment, but alas.)
_> -paranoia sets in- You’re actually BOTS aren’t you! Really intelligent bots! Ohmygosh I’m scared, please don’t beam me up.
No, they’re just our wonderful OEADs. *hugs* *strangles* EEK! I KILLED THE OEADS! *resurrects* Whew. I was scared my posts would never be moderated agian.
Thanks, EYP. I think I can safely say that Rosanne and I are Aeiou and Chad’s finest creations.
As for when we stop–well, I’m stopping now. Rosanne has a three-hour time-zone advantage over me (she’s on Pacific Time; I’m on Eastern), so there’s a chance you’ll see more of her later tonight. If not, that’s the breaks. ‘Night all.
I heard of Mostly Harmless (and read the book, course) but im not sure I know what tis.
Eragon???? BLONDE???? And ARYA??? Thats even worse.
No offense to blondes!! its just…thats so different from the way I imagined them!
oh well, I didn’t actually like the books that much anyway, the second one needed some serious editing.
evildude… do you hate the books, or the movies, or both?
Heck no, Arya can’t be blond! In “Eldest” [Inher. Book 2] they have this whole thing about her black hair!
whats up with movie makers? Harry Potter, Ella Enchanted and now THIS?
But anyway, I don’t think I’ll see the movie. It might ruin my outlook on the books.
YARRRG! They can’t do that! Phoenix is right, it is plagerised from the Belgariad. (Which is much better.)
But still make Eragon BLOND! He has brown hair, and Arya has black! It’s like what they did to HP 4!
*runs off swearing revenge on movie people*
Who bothers to go to bed at 10? I mean honestly people, Look at me! I stay up all night! T’is very fun. I thinkith toeth cointinueth said documentsth with-a Oldeth syle-a. Art though whoeth caneth readith this-a, though shalleth be-a proected-a frometh the-a pinketh bunnie-a hordeth!(Atleasetht for-a montheth)
Sorry about my earlier comment. I was… in a zone. A very special zone of…of…of somethingness. My dog is rather annoying, so I will make the offer here and now: Who wants a free* dog?
*Not including shipping.
Maybe you shouldn’t stay up so late, Bev…
I would stay up all night and sleep during the day. Unfortunately i have one thing stopping me-parents. Skool is no obstacle-perfect place to sleep. But parents…*sigh*
I would like a free dog! Except u don’t know where i live. YOU’LL NEVER FIND ME!!! MWAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!!!!
why the heck do people laugh like that?
are you all still on? or am i creepy? cuz im back
MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
oh… answering the “book or movie” question…
the movie was so long it gave me diahhreaa (yes it really did)
and the book was too heavy to pick up so I had to read it on the floor (it was about as interesting as it was light)
There. That’s my LOTR insults for right now. Still, Mostly Harmless. (or is it?)
Darth Yoda!
Why u be a playa hate-ah
U kno Im gonna confront lord Vada
“Luke, Not Ready Are You”
But theres a city in the clouds where they keepin my crew
A jedi’s gotta do what a Jedi’s gotta do
So now lord Vadah, Im a coming for you.
So now lord Vadah, Im a coming for you.
Do Do DO De Dododo
Do Do DO De Dododo
Sorry. Star Wars Gansta Rap moment. Sorry
Wanna run some muse trivia?
Question 1: Who is the most flamablamablus editor ever? (opinion question: person with best explaination wins)
I would say She-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named. There’s just such an air of mystery around her. Quite intriguing.
(please someone answer (especially the editors))
errrrrrrrr
who are the editors?
they never give out there names
how many new people are there?
i mean i went off for 2 days and i see 6 new people!
i be scared.
is mostly harmlessworld domination by use of hpb’s?
or am i wrong?
(Dang, my mostly harmless scheme to create tension between the editors and the bloggers has failed. CURSE YOU, PEOPLE WITH LONG UNPRONOUNCABLE NAMES THAT MEAN SOMETHING SPELLED BACKWARDS!!!!!!!!!)
well… i’m new… BUT ANSWER THE TRIVIA QUESTION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (or lose 20 points for uncooperation and 30 points because I will stop liking you)
Mostly Harmless is world domination. I don’t know if anybody actually figured out how yet… *looks quizzically at Gaboomba’ers*
the editors names are in the mag at the front, along with nicknames related to the article. Except sometimes they do sentences reading down. But those are not as cool as the nicknames. GAPA, you should tell everybody that. Next time they try to fob some useless sentence that might as well be included in the article, say “NO! I PROTEST! Find a nickname! COME ON PEOPLE!!! YOU CAN DO IT!!!”
Unless you don’t want to. In which case we’ll have to stalk you down and brainwash you with hypnotizing hpbs. (EM! what was the GAPA RC’s address? Do you have GAPA RS’s too? Do tell! lol)
I’m feeling hungry. So i shall leave. And eat. Food good. Arrrrr
Gangsta. Honestly, g, can’t you even spell gangsta right-izzle?
Sorry. I’ll stop. But nice rap, anyway.
ED (34)- And Harry Potter isn’t heavy?
47- The editor who I know who is not on the masthead and so lives in mystery.
MWAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
My sister is gone for 2.4695003126678 days! I am free from the tyranny! Rejoice! Rejoice! Rejoice!
17/18- i know!!! WHAT IS THEIR PROBLEM?!?!? did you see the promo video before they retracted it? it was online for about two days….
they cannot make them blonde. it was CLEARLY stated that they bothe had dark hair.
ill have to rant about hp4 in the hp thread though….
heh heh heh
She-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named. Pseudopodia down, life forms.
Star Wars gangster rap is hilarious. I nearly cried laughing. You know?
I wish Paul Revere had never been born. We do ISAT practice tests on him, and they wouldn’t let me read my Saki volume. I nearly cried of boredom. Why can’t they choose an interesting, Muse-worthy subject for us to study? Like the French Revolution or Louis Pasteur or Mahatma Gandhi or the Mau Mau rebellion or, oh, I don’t know, the invention of Swiss cheese? If Muse does an issue on American history, or the American Revolution, I will cry. Yes, Robert, take the hint. Nil. Combustibus. Profumo.
Mostly Harmless is a plan for Musers to dominate the earth. Why stop at the earth? I want to dominate my planet! And the Pleiades! And the Sirius Cybernetics Corporation Complaint Department, and Betelgeuse 6, and-and-and Damogran and Stavromula Beta and Lamuella. Yeah! And all the universe will recognize the all-seeing powers of HG2G, Kokopelli, hot pink bunnies, Muse, and the MUSEBLOG!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Froody.
Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeey kidz!
Wanna see Binky do a magic trick?
Well TOO BAD!!!!
I always wanted to be an actor…
But noooooooooooo, they said.
To shoooooooooooooort, they said…
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A few bazillion Blah!s were deleted to lower the risk of blog-scrolling injuries. — Rosanne
I hope my sister gets lost and stays away for eternity. That would be cool. Or she could move into one of her friends houses and live in their little bubble of insanity. Then I could start to heal from the torture of living with her.
Did you know that a jiffee is a scientific term? It is one tenth of a second. FYI…
ok… caught up with my webcomic HAHAHAHAHA “Lawful Good being bad for all the right reasons” (clue to those who read but random statement for those who don’t)
But I digress (whatever that means)
Ok… Question 2. First to post the correct answer gets 30000000000000000000000.01 bonus points (for something… a free invisible t-shirt?)
Really specific here:
In the “Real Dirt on the Rainforst” issue (March 2004), in the “Childs play” article, where are the people playing “Horse Bayard and the Four” located on the painting (like left, upper left, right, etc…)
(i want to see if this stumps the admins as well (To admins: you guys are awesone!))
wasn’t there an article or letter in a past muse debating the existence of those termed the “editors”…i’ll have to find it…
DEATH TO ISATS! I’d answer the trivia question, but I don’t have that issue handy. However, I did find them. HAH!
ISAT’s? Then you live in Illinois! Ha! I have figured you out! It is now time to begin my evil plot! Mwa ha ha!
You couldn’t be a little more subtle about the world domination thing?
well it is Mostly Harmless
Yes, I live in Illinois. I’ve said that a lot.
World domination? But that’s so old! I say we go in for global recognition of Kokopelli as Lord Over All and us as his Slightly Loyal Ministers On Earth. We dominate the world anyway, but much more creatively.
I live in Illinois too. I say we have a Muse-sponsored meet-up, because that would be all kinds of awesome.
who are these editor ppls anyway?
ooh world domination? mwa haha! when you least expect it...
Subtlety and world domination go together like mincing words and “National Brotherhood Week”. (“And everybody hates the Jews…”) Anyway, I like the idea of ruling the universe. Along with my comrades here, of course. MH is a very good plan. A Kokopelli religion isn’t quite as good, you know.
I live in Illinois, against my wishes. My planet blew up a few years ago, so I’m pretty much the terribly terrestrial terror, you know? It was a little planet and they get blown up all the time like that, so it really doesn’t matter all that much.
QJ (58),
We’re not stopping at Earth; we’re starting there. You know, do the easy parts first. Then, once you’re warmed up, you can tackle those interstellar distances.
VF (67),
It’s very subtle. By talking openly about it, we lull Those Who Might Object into a false sense of security. That’s what I’m doing now. And now. They’re always one level of irony behind…
I see………….. ha! Me ♥ irony!
but where will we get particle accelerators to build warp engines? they’re not exactly cheap…
That’s where world domination (and doing your math homework) will come in handy.
76- We build them out of paper clips. Duh.
im not a native to this planet, but after i was born they left me here b/c they thought id take over back @ home...mrahr
Same here emogrl.......so methinks I'll just take over earth instead...bwahaha :twisted:
Hi, just testing HTML.
excuse me whilst i scream.
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*calms down*
Thank you.
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Em- is you ok?
me's cant believe i still has the courage to come to this place, its has got so nutty... + i likses this whole creative grammar thingie... i has to go to bed now. relly. *goes nitenite*
*sighs*
I’m sorry. I’m not having a very good time right now. I’m behind on everything, and we’re having SOLs, and I have to make up some essay for civics again that we did a while ago but I was sick and I got the wrong make up. And my parents are being difficult, and I can’t come on here and talk to all you wonderful peoples. And I haven’t finished all those library books. And my lips are chapped. And we have all of these chorus functions. And I hate my gym teacher. And when I was five, parts of my room got painted bright red. And my parents won’t give me my doorknob back. And I have neverending english projects. And I hate my life. And the world is so stupid. And everybody is so mean to everybody else, and there’s lots of war and death and discrimimation and opression. And the internet is dangerous. And my brother’s birthday is today. Yea for him. Happy Birthday Tao!!!! Um, Theo!!!! Whatever your name is!!!! Even if you stole my March Muse and then told me it was full of junk!!!!
You guys are TOTALLY whacked… But I’m two times that much… And my best online friend is at least ten times that much.
These comments never cease to confuse and amuse me. You make my head spin. Which is why I can never think of anything to post here.
No, em is not ok. em is dead. em is Xed.
WHAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOUR BROTHER DID WHAT???????
*gasp* Em! You must burn him at the stake!
Although at least you got it back right? If it was full of junk he wouldn’t bother keeping it…
*sigh* The curse of my life…everybody in my family steals my mags and then they get lost. And then turn up months later under the couch or something. The most recent example was the tower of london thing. Dad took that, haven’t seen it since. Oh well…
I have to go to skool soon…bye peoples…
That’s interesting. How many other Musers’ parents read their magazines?
My parents don’t like Muse (gasp!) but my sister likes to read them and get makeup smeared on all the pages, which is infuriating.
My parents know to leave my mag alone!!!!!!!
My parents just hand it to me with a grim look on their face when it comes. They never talk about it.
Ah. So I take it you didn’t find out about it from them.
No. My cousin got it for awhile, then I picked it up 4 years ago.
My parents won’t let me read it unless I finish all my homework. Ah, the horror! It’s a present subscription from my aunt.
95- im a complete germaphobe, so i forced my parental units to read the Q&A article about the chemicals in pools….
…my piano teacher thinks that i am a complete nerd and wishes to purchace a pocket-protector for me…
I found out about it from a friend, but pater loves it now. And to a lesser extent, lb. Ok he only reads the comics and mail. (Loser) Mom reads occaisionally, but not much. Lb knows to ask for them now, after he lost the Lotr issue. (ooooh boy. Not good family atmosphere after that!) But he knows i still give it to him whenever he asks (with dire threats that apply if i don’t get it back) (but still) I always get it first though-if it’s gonna get lost i’d like to have at least read it.
But i still have most of them…
Nobody’s online and i need a ride to the choir concert. Hrmph. (i’m not in choir, but i told monica i’d go and mom’s sick) I might have to *gasp* call somebody *shudder* I hate phones. You can’t really say asterisk-shudder-asterisk without getting (unnecessary (really)) information about psychologists…
**purchase
or was it right before? i can’t spell…
My dad said once that he’d have to come on here sometime to make sure it’s safe. He says he’d call himself Chartruese-something-or-other because he seems to have gotton the impression from Jadestone and I that everyone has a name that’s a color with a noun after it.
my parents started out getting me subscriptions to national geo. for kids (they both have science-type jobs K?) yrs + yrs ago, + then maybe five years ago i got my first issue of muse- the toilet issue! good times. i actually think thats been my favourite issue so far, besides the one w/ all the freaky coffins. then when i was 13, my mother thought that since i was officially a teenager, i should have some “teen” magazines- so she got me a copy of cosmoGIRL as a present. wow, if you hav absolutely nothing else to do, + youre in the mood for something fun that requires no brainwork whatsoever, pick up a copy of CG. + if you have some pencils that are just lying around taking up space, take all the quizzes in a CG + youll probably wear all your pencils down completely. very handy. + then as a bonus youll also know if youre “datable”, “kissable”, or maybe even “beautiful!” hmm… oh yeah, + if youve ever wondered how the trends have changed since yesterday, or how to find out exactly what a guy thinks of you by analyzing the 4 syllables hes uttered in your presence, couldnt find a better source there. + then when youre done w/ that you could use it to line your gerbils cage! a magazine of endless uses…
yay4 muse + cicada
EM: youre just lucky your parents only took your doorknob. when my parents catch me in the act of something forbidden, i have to say goodbye to my entire door, hinges + all!
Death to you all Hiya!!! It's Me Again!!! :D :D
Huh???
I ♥ blogging. Random, but whatever. Hey, come visit RRR version 2006.1 part 2. We're losing all our people.
AT LAST! I HAVE DISCOVERED GREEN! NOW THE WORLD SHALL BE MINE!
GAPA, or anybody else-I have a grammar problem…How do you make “it” singular possess something? If you say “it’s” it looks like “it is”! AAAAH!!! HELP! This is confuzzling…
when my parents get mad, they disconnect my computer…
speaking of which….i’m not supposed to be on here. i must hurry….
i missed like half a year of muses because my parents wouldn’t renew my subscription b/c they were mad. i also get cicadia national geographic and scientific american.
or one time they withheld 2 months worth of issues when i refused to ever answer our phone againe. seriously, though, why bother?
1- no body calls me
2- i get yelled at for “being ignorant” when i answer it
—–but that might have been because i was po’d one day and denied that anyone was home
3- someone else will always just grab it from me, often scratching my hand and/or face
4- when someone does call me, it’s usually my one guy friend. and my sister will pick up the other line and ask repeatedly if we’re dating (we are NOT)
5- i’ve been told i sound “too bored and rude” when i answer the phone. *sarsacm* i wonder why…..
–in other news–
i am being screamed at for not playing my piano lesson and “lying” about it.
some background:
when i started my piano lessons w/ my new teacher, my maternal unit and i made an agreement: i would practice if she did not nag.
everyday she nags me about it as soon as i come home from school.
but, it’s my fault.
alas. i just finished listening to the numa-numa song (“dragostea din tei” by o-zone) for the 170748019614805198560143985160349856134th time. i hate loops.
in the mean-time, i’m trying to figure out how one of the science kids can be a football jock and a math geek at the same time…..hes sooo weird. but not as weird as the self-proclaimed neo-nazi science kid. whom i yell at about every ten seconds…..you can figure out why…..
this entry is going nowhere. i have NOTHING to do….
muse should make a hpb hoodie. with ears on the hood. i’d so get one…or seven, one for each day of the week. and wield them proudly!
CG is hillarious. giving the people in the photos makeovers is probably the most fun thing to do in a boring study hall…
back when i went to the uber-small private school, i had a friend who was obsessed w/ CG and 17 and TeenPeople. it was horrifying. she almost killed me when i turned jesse mccartney into jessica mccartney (no REAL difference….heh heh heh). and the one time when i….artistically……made jessica simpson into homer simpson……good times…..
wow. i just realized the times on this blog don’t correspond with those of my time zone.
anyway, today, i was leaving from my science meeting when my mother appeared and said she had been talking to another one of my friends. he does ballet, and apparently, he said we should come to his show. my mother told me this. if you knew the ballet people at my school, you would RUN, so i just said, “oh, shoot me now!” as we were walking out, and he was RIGHT THERE. i was just like….”this staying after is sooo draining…” i hope he bought it…..
this has been a vague, long, and boring post. i apologize for wasting your time.
tengo un dolar de cabeza. estoy cansada. me acuesto ahora. adios.
wow that was long. and sorry about the español. you can tell i’m “out-of-it”
Ebeth, it’s “its.” Just another one of those special exceptions to the rule that make language so FASCINATING!
Yay! Thank you GAPA! Much virtual choklit! I was getting nowhere. (I’m one of those weird people that has to get it right before moving on…)
Ok… I’m sorry ive been out… The answer is… (as nobody has answered the question the exhalted Kokopelli gets the bonus points)
In the upper right-hand corner (it’s less than a centimeter long and about 3 millimeters wide)
Hey! I answered! I said She-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named!
I know you answered question 1, but I submitted a question 2 (see 62 for #2, 47 for #1)
QUESTION 3
In the october 2004 issue (the mummies one and the POOP DEFENSE one (i’d swear that was mostly harmless material) What was that month’s mystery quote?
mmm… im having this old fashioned hot choklit right now, + it smells like foot but omg it is so good. yeah i know im an odd one
hehe, jessica mcartney… (#113)
Jesse Mcartney=Roxas
Someone tell me they got that.
It was the mummys and it had the MIT ditch day article too… hint hint (if nobody gets this within 2 hours GAPA please tell these people who’s the boss)
21 birds are in a tree. A man comes up and shoots one-seventh of them. How many are left in the tree that are not dead?
(next post will have answer.)
“It is not unusual for a student to duck behind a kitchen cabinet, then emerge from a broom closet a floor below”
-pg. 29, The myth of osiris excerpted from If at all possible involve a cow: the book of college pranks by neil steinberg.
You can tell i’m bored, can’t you? lol
None. They all flew away!
aaah! Painful! GAPA, could you be a dear ol’ chum and put a space between of and osiris? And possibly one between the : and the? Sry, it hurts mine eyes! AAAH!
lol
jk
But really if you could…
that would be ever so lovely.
I would send you virtual choklit
haha jack, that’s funny…
#124, clam your prize (yes clam, not claim, I mean whack it with a clam)
Question 4: In that same issue, what is Walter Mendoza’s “nickname” ? (i guess a bonus clam for this one)
just add ‘s’ to pronouns to make them possesive. no apostrophes.
Thank you sooo much GAPA! Virtual choklit! *whoosh*
Bonus-eh…
“there”
Oh darn it’s one of those sentence ones….grrrrr…
Virtual confectionery gratefully accepted.
Ooer! We could have a MUSE-ILLINOIS party.
Righty ho, seeing as i don’t have to go in until 11:45 tomorrow and i only have a page or two left, i’ll be hopping off to bed (*coughterrypratchettcough*) now… (yes i am reading terry pratchett now. You evil people get me hooked on just about everything you suggest! Grrr… lol Btw i ♥ gaspode. And Dertrius. And Vimes. And Carrot. And whatshisname, the wizard…Ponders or something. And…well i shall stop now before listing every character i’ve read about so far…this is a loooong parentheses…erm…thingy.) Besides, i’m stuck anyway. I think that’s the place to end (or at least put a nice, handy “to be continued”) but it’s too short. Maybe pratchett’ll give me inspiration. Night all. Don’t eat funny-looking grapes with squishy spots. (I just had a bad grape. Ugh. Don’t ask me why i’m eating at 11:40 either. I’m hungry. For some odd reason) Cave canem. And hot pink bunnies. How do you say pink in latin anyway? (I know how to say bunnies…at least i remember forgetting anyway…but i don’t think i’ve ever seen a word for pink. Even though the picture in our book has a weird guy with a hot pink toga. Stupid Ecce Romani peoples. Show you the Romans’ fav color and don’t give the latin word for it (Yes you know hot pink was the Romans’ fav color! Of course.)) to quote the beloved Mr. Chairman-“Dayom!” i just remembered unfinished latin hw. Arrr. Well if i’m not exactly going to bed read, i’m at least getting offline. Bye peoples.
GAPA, might you be wanting this HPB back soon? i’ll take him again if he’s too muh trouble, as he’s had some right interesting experiances since he grabbed my leg. He went flying through the air just earlier today. He demands he’s not put into a post, as he says that it can’t be any more fun than flying through the air.
P.S. i think Fluffy needs to join the circus. the flying hot pink bunny, infecting the world, trapeze by trapeze.
Sure, Mutt. I’m starting to miss the creature.
i just finished night watch. favourite one so far. also FINALLY finished dune.
i shall take your advice and teach my brother a lesson. MwA Ha Ha hA HA!!!!!!1111!!!!
oh look, the archives have a new name. maybe that will stop all the complaints about threads being hidden.
:O They do?
OK… How do I insert an image?
You can’t insert an image, I’m afraid. Only GAPAs can do that, and it’s not all that easy for us.
Hey em (135) i’m reading that right now!!!
GAPA, can you insert sound clips too or no?
*gasp* You could have it play the llama song as people come on!!!
lol jk. We don’t want to scare everybody away. At least not when they first come on… lol
You see (or don’t see) before you a happy person. Finished cp IV. Creepy horror story type thing. With a book. That wants to take over your MIND! ooohh… *plays organ*
Sound clips–yes, I can do that. There’s only one around here at the moment: the Dumpster Dive song on the Fan Page.
Can i send u the knnnigts of the round chipmunk to post? it’s m+harriet singing the round table song from monty python in really deep, slow voices so people could actually hear it when it was sped up.
Please? (note l!)
*it’s me+harriet…
it’s not as cool as the dumpster dive song though…
but oh vell. Please?
Doesn’t hurt to try. Why don’t you e-mail it to gapa @ musefanpage.com ?
Howdy Doody. wasn’t he a puppet or something.
tis emailed.
King George? Could you translate that for me plz? I’m confuzzled…
lol
Guess what?!!??? I now have three email addresses!!!!!! There’s the one I have on here, the one I got after I started blogging here, and the one I just got when I signed up for instant messenger with someone.
Guess what else?!!?? My friend has this bizarre habit of referring to me as “Dandy”. She does it on AIM all the time. It started because one time on AIM she tried to type “Amanda” and accidently typed “Amdandy”. She thought it was hilarious, and has continued to do it.
I haven’t been on here much lately. Been busy. Not really, but I’ve found other ways to occupy myself.
(#144):
Actually, it’s “Harriet & me.”
I am working on our school year book right now after school. I am wondering how to spell Joney Deepps name. Please somebody help me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Woohoo!!! Wanted to re-congradulate you on your submission to muse!!!!!!!! WOOHOO!!!!!! YEEHAW!!!!! (insert other cheers)
Yeah… Ok…
I REPEAT
QUESTION 4: In that same issue (october 2004 (the mummys one and the MIT ditch day one)), what is Walter Mendoza’s “nickname” ? (i guess a bonus clam for this one) (look in the editors section left of the table of contents)
Hi, MG! Good to hear from you. What have you been up to?
Helloooooooooooooo…
Johnny Depp, Bev. May I call you Bev? Thank you.
I’m reading the Dirk Gently books over again for the hundredth time. I still can’t find a way to summarize the plot. It involves Shrodinger’s cat, Samuel Coleridge, noses shaped like yacht parts, and Dirk Gently. But beyond that, I can summarize nothing.
JADESTONE IS GOING TO A PLAY!!!!!! YAAAAAAAAAYY FOR JADESTONE!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA HYPERNESS!!! LALALALALALAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!
What is the play?
Mishuganuns. It means “Crazy nuns” I got to help make the set! At a real play house! Fuuuuuuunnnn!
i repeat-Walter Mendoza’s nickname was “there”
I ♥ johnny depp. No not like that you sick raving fangirls. He’s older than my dad. And an amazing actor.
I ♥ dirk gently too…but then who doesn’t?
151- aaah the shaaame. Ok i actually knew that. it was in the back of my brain somewhere, i swear. Besides, remember that i’m an hour ahead of you people and am extremely sleep-deprived. (so much so in fact that i was randomly spazzing today in science, something i haven’t been sleep-deprived enough to do for ages…well not real random spazzing anyway)
Ebeth is sleepy. Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz…
i finished night watch just now people. Good book. Amazingly good actually. But i’m too tired to give a proper review, so that’s all you get. Deal with it.
Oh yeah i have contest tomorrow…(whole band, not solo+ensemble) We suck but whatev. It’ll be cool. If i’m awake for it…
Right that’s pretty much all i have to say. Zzzzzzzzzzzzzz.
beth(141) do you man night watch or dun?
D_Q! i thought you were som kind of urban lgend!
ooooh the evilness of the ” ky!!!! lets try that again!!!!! the ‘e’ key!!!!
*gasp* queen j! What happened to your name?!?!?!
johnny depp
I meant night watch.
*shudder* I know your “e” key is stuck, but the beth up there is frightening me. Just for the record people-plz don’t call me that. I don’t know why but i have a deep hatred of that name. For me anyway. On other people it’s fine.
I REPEAT AGAIN!!!!!! ANDWER THE QUESTION IN 153!!!!!! NOW, pwease
159 I always wanted to help make a play set.. thats sounds really cool.
I had a band contest yesterday. We thought we were gonna do badly and get a good (which is 2nd to worst) or do only ok and get and excellent (which is 2nd best and given out a lot). But all 3 judges gave us superiors, which is best! And we were the only band competing to geta superior! I think the judges were goin easy on us or somthing, but hey, Im not compaining.
Jonny Depp is one of my favorite actors!
y does it seem like everyone is in love with jonny depp?
ok ok wimps.
QUESTION 5:
Whos yo daddy?
I mean…
In the rainforest dirt illusions (march 2004) issue of MUSE, what is the red spherical ball at the end of the book called? (bonus clam shaped like jonny depp)
EVILDUDE! I REPEAT AGAIN AS WELL!! WALTER MENDOZA’S NICKNAME WAS “THERE”!!!!!!!
You need to read up above the last post on the page…
167-Because Johnny Depp is, to use queen j’s favorite term (or one of them anyway), the Zarkleseizure!!!
I don’t have my stack of muses w/me right now and am too lazy to run upstairs and get them, but i remember what you’re talking about. don’t remember the name though. Maybe i’ll find it on the fan page…
I REPEAT (or maybe not) I CAN’T HERE ANYTHING!!!! (mainly because this is text and not speech)
ANYWAYS, I THINK I LEFT CAPS LOCK ON. OWIE.
Ok, thanks for putting up with my ignorance.
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did you answer the question above?
(I can’t believe I resorted to using the forbidden P wordd) (see the HG2MB)
A dorodango. It’s online.
Johnny Depp can take a running jump for all I care. He’s not that good an actor. Do you know that’s his actual sparrow tattoo? Hmm? He’s even married to a French model, I think. And he has kids and is about 40. Ugh.
So THATS how you do it…
Question X:
What is your name?
as in screenname
Tom Cruise is a million times worse. In every way.
175/176- like aim s/n??????
GAPAs would probably zap it if i told u people. *sniff* so sad… i found MG’s and just recently rrf’s though. speaking of which, rrf/pentatonikk? Why are u never online?? (well at least not today or yestiddy)
GAPA, would you zap it or can we post them anyway? i have a feeling u’d zap it…but heck, it’s worth a try. Please note l?
johnny depp is a good actor. Compared to most actors you see. lol seriously though he rocks.
Tom cruise you can laugh at all the time. It’s fun.
We saw this one movie in english that was like the first movie he ever made…and it was before he got his teeth straightened. Haha, beaver-man. ok that was not nice. But i really don’t care. Rar.
I should be asleeeep…what the heck am i doing??? arrrrr. Sleep deprivation…need…choklit….arrrgh.
Three words: Blue Man Group
Yep, Ebeth, we’d zap it.
mmmmm choklit (or however u people spell it)
my sister is a girl scout and she FINALLY got her cookies
munch munch
yummy
my favs are thin mints, those peanut butter ones, and the coconut ones
ps i will post a hp rap in a little bit
Ah well. At least frankenfaerie, you inspired me to try once again to fix my lost broken sn instead of using my dad’s. Didn’t work of course. But i got a new one. Go me.
lb is over here watching hp 1. I find it hilariously funny how rupert grint’s voice is higher than emma watson’s sometimes…
Are the “coconut ones” Samoas: ring-shaped, with caramel? If so, we agree completely. Those are my top three, too. Do you ever put Thin Mints in the freezer?
yeah they r samoas
and frozen thin mints are the BEST!!!!!!
we have a neighbor who gets 10 boxes of thin mints from my sister every year and he freezes all of them
i love the minty ones.
i’ve never put them in the freezer, but dad always puts them in the fridge. Then i pull them out again. I like the choklit on top to be half-melted.
I like the lemon sugary ones too. Those are good…mmmmm…
you people are making me hungry now! Die fiends!! arrr
jk
or maybe not.
well whatever.
i’m really bored…
dude did you notice that on the cover of the latest Muse the crayon with the tannish color is the most focused??? Ieave any impressions
also that story about the blind dude is very positive and they shouldntve cut it out.
OMG ERAGON IS NOT BLOND
Neither is Mordred curse you T.H. White read “The Once and Future King” if you want to get freaked out or are a King Arthur obsessionist
oh oh i luv samoas straight out of the freezer! trefoils (the plain ones) are relly good w/ peanut butter. yays. + aloha chips are good… i think ive tried every type of GS cookie, selling them for 9 yrs (although i quit 2 yrs ago).
w00t! today i got to miss an entire day of skool! we finally made a team to compete in the envirothon – this morning – and we won 2nd place in the regionals contest today! not bad considering that our team had literally just been formed, and then there was the fact that we had no experience in this stuff… i kind of feel bad for the 2 teams we beat, b/c they had actually been working on community projects for over a year (+ we seriously dont have a clue for what our first community env. project will be).
so were planning on doing a project that will contribute to the improvement of the… very large body of water… near our city. well im excited.
oh yeah, + our team is called the t******* city tenrecs!!! w00t!
sorry i can’t find the hp rap
anyway in it ron is wearing baggy robes and a bling
alright, question: how come it seems like a lot of u ppls are never in skool? + i dont mean u self acknowledged home skoolers either. but i see lots of posts from many a ppl on weekdays that were supposedly posted @ 10 or 11 oclock AM central time. im confused.
Bluemorpho (187),
Several other people have asked about that crayon on the cover. In fact, that’s the color that Crayola really did use to call “flesh.” They changed the name to “peach” in 1962. So the magazine had a reason for spotlighting it.
no one cares about me . . . sob . . .
ok, that last one was just screwed up. i had a weird self-pity moment there. especially because i died for my 75 in english this interim and this is my ghost writing. electricity is destroying my ectoplasmmmmmmmm
NO!! I have no girl scout connections so I can’t buy my loverly delicious thin mints to freeze!!!!!!
ARRGAHHAHAGGAGAHHAGHAHHHHARAHA!!!!
must find choklit…..
sniff… im so insulted…my bday isnt on the countdown list…even though its in a long time…..tear, tear
why am i getting this vibe that i am all alone in the world of freaked out blogs right now?
These first post competitions are killing me.
I’m watching Numb3rs right now. It’s a new one with a psycic (is that right?) guy and some sacrifical murders.
Shana (196)- Your birthday isn’t on the countdown list because the OEADs can only fit so much on there. Speaking of which, sin’t Purim coming up? Phoenix? Sphinx? Lusifer? Zyviva? Somebody Jewish? Isn’t it?
Shana (196) and RRF (200),
Also because we don’t know when it is.
i just found a relly good pic of a tenrec! not like anyone cares!
*Isn’t. ‘Scuse me.
The Illinoisians shall meet at the Muse offices at ten tomorrow morning. Anyone else, too, if they’d like to buy a plane ticket.
Please don’t freak out and yell “STALKER! STALKER!” at me. Actually, I have a cello lesson at ten tomorrow morning, so the whole thing is rather impossible. *wipes brow with relief*
How do YOU think Napoleon Bonaparte died? Was he poisoned by his wallpaper? By Monotholon? By his doctors? did he die of cancer? Was he one day simply squished by someone tall who didnt see him ( oh, gross! I have usurper all over my shoe! Yuk!)?
Bonus points for the most creative answers!
Hey, I’m feeling left out because I’m a–erm–washing–washingtonian. Washingtonian Musers Unite!!!!!
i think evil fairies living in his wallpaper fed him nerve gas left over from the filming of 24.
Is this Muse test an open magazine test or are we supposed to know these things by heart for some strange reason? Oh yeah, Numb3rs was weird! But good. Larry seemed to be the least idiotic about it. I recall him saying something like, ‘Clinging strongly to one belief and not allowing for other possibiltiies is not science.” Well put Larry, well put. I think he added “It’s politics,” at the end there too. Here’s a question for the Q & A froods: Why do girl scouts sell cookies but not boy scouts?
does anyone watch that? i dont but my dad is obsessed with it. it really bothers me that jack bower either talks in an intense whisper or an intense shout. like, hello, hasn’t he ever heard of TALKING REGULAR?????
whatz that?
what, 24? its a messed up show about this dude named, you gesst it, jack bower who has to find this nerve gas before it kills everyone. don’t ask. just blame me daddy
Ello all. Mishugganuns was rather good, i got home at 11:48 last night so please excuse me for nit comming on and telling you about it.
207 — as a veteran girl scout, i think that its because girls sound better saying “you want to buy some cookies?” than guys. i mean, picture it. it just doesn’t work, yaknow?
I agree. Plus, weren’t we talking about Numb3rs, not Jack Bower? I don’t even know what that is, but the Numb3rs was good.
Nerve gas. Pah. The only time a nerve gas would be truly fatal to everyone is if it came from a seventh-grader. And anyway, who names a show 24? The answer is 42, guys, not 24. Try not to read stuff in mirrors. And as for CSI, as someone with a father who is a professional forensic scientist, they have no idea what they’re doing. None whatsoever. Piff.
Did someone say something about the Girl Scouts? I would like to say at this time that I am not now and have never been a member of the Girl Scouts of America.
“Be prepared, that’s the boy scouts’ marching song, Be Prepared, as through life you march along, be prepared to hold your liquor pretty well, don’t write naughty words on walls if you can’t spell…”
boy scouts sell popcorn
I just went to the homepage and kokopelli danced a little jig
i have no idea why and i cant get him to do it again
He flips upsidedown when you scroll on him and changes color when you click on him!
Jolly good, Queen J. Jolly good. My esteemed colleague David is also a professional forensic scientist, and he shares your opinion of CSI. He also plays renaissance cornett. Does your father indulge?
I’ve never seen any boyscouts selling popcorn… I guess when there are already cookies, there’s not much one can do.
boyscouts could always sell cake.
This is the Bev speaking, and for the record I do not like Johnny Depp.
( I also don’t like English, popcorn, coffee, my sister, and country singers, but that’s beside the point)
English the language or English the class?
i dont like country singers either, if only by default of the fact that my stupid friend who thinks she can sing is obsessed with them
i once had a box of lemon GS cookies in my pantry for like a year. needless to say, i dont eat them much anymore.
I play a modern cornet. Which is actually completely different. And actually, that’s a complete lie. I used to play a modern cornet, now i play a trumpet. Which deprives me of the pleasure of telling people i play the modern cornet in a snobby voice and watch their confusion as they try to work out what other type of cornet i might play. Ah, such joy…lost forever with age and squished fingers…
Speaking of trumpets and things, we went to concert today. Got straight IIs in concert, and a I in sightreading. (overall II). That’s out of five if you were wondering, but nobody ever gets IVs or Vs unless they really really suck. No offense at all, to anyone. Just a simple fact. (at least in the oohi and migichan divisions. Obviously i wouldn’t know about the rest of the country…)
Then it was raining as we came out. Which is all well and good (everybody loves a bit of rain. Deep down, you know you do) except that our uniforms are black pants/skirt and white shirts. And you know white dress shirts-they’re all so thin. So most girls were freaking out. Fortunately, we were late so all cars were there. And i got to watch the confusion and laugh, since i had brought something resembling a coat. (well ok it was more like a fleece)
It’s soooo freakin warm though! People are like, “oh look it’s spring!” and i’m like, “nooo we didn’t even have winter yet!!! What is wrong with the world???!!!”
I hiss at the land of oohi.
Right…i must go…so sad…but mom’s on one of her anti-comp rants again and so my sad half hour that resulted from this is gone.
Dont boy scouts also sell lottery tickets sometimes?
As for CSI, of course it’s completely fake, who wants to watch TV that’s actually like real life? That’s the whole point of tv, to give us an escape into a world with half- hour long plots, laugh tracks and delightfully exaggerated drama.
And, in CSI’s case, completely incorrect science that makes interesting, tense (if ridiculous) drama.
Of course, I don’t know why I’m defending it, because I don’t like the show any more than Queenie. But I just felt like saying that.
Oh, yeah, we had UIL last wednesday, which is basically the same thing. We (the varsity) got all ones in both sightreading and concert; JV got all ones; freshman got all ones in sightreading and one two, two ones in concert; there was this one school where one of their orchestras got all twos and threes, and the other one got all threes and fours.. It was probably quite cringeworthy.
ha. my choir just went to something like that last week, and we were so bad i bet we got straight Vs
mrahr, this is almost isnt even worth it! so i actually made it to the comp before my loser LB could sieze it to play pokemon for another 3.5 hrs, and now he doesnt know what to do, so hes sitting 4 feet away trying to sing/fart/bark @ the dog -all as loud as he can. dont ask. you thought your brother was weird? dont make me laugh.
I’ve never seen CSI and I’m probably not going to, after your scathing comments. I like Numb3rs, though.
ahhhh……..
the randomness of random
I love school, but I hate school…….
so boring, but so fun
does anyone know why the letters are in the places they are on our keyboard. I only know one thing: the letters you use the most are in difficult places, beacuse in old fashond typewriters, if you typed too fast, it would jam the typewriter – or something like that
heck, if you really want ebeth’s aim you can get it from her blogger profile, you can find out what that is by going to dark waters. which you can find, by lessee… oh dear, i can’t seem to find a way to google it. never mind then.
where is the muse office anyway? i mean, in what part of chicago?
the best gs cookies are:
tagalongs
samoas
thin mints
ole oles(which were the best girl scout cookies EVER but they were discontinued after one year… or two years… anyways, you probably don’t remember them.)(or never had one.)(actually they might have been in other councils, i don’t remember)
oh god… poor willy wonka! look at his headgear!
SQUIRRELIES!!!!!!!
um, sorry, i suffered from a sligh obsession with squirrels in my youth, and it’s never quite gone away.
Ther next to each other depending on how often they apear in a word with the letter next to them.
squirrels rock…
Em, i name u champion stalker of the realm. *crowns em* lol
u forgot the lemon ones! and the peanut butter ones! I ♥ those…
My mom wants to know if the Muse fanpage/blog offers Podcasts.
Just like Marshell. But he moved to Londen back in 5th grade.
He was obsessed with squirles, I mean.
HEY!!! im not really a stalker. if i was a stalker, you would be in trouble. sorry, im not trying to give you a lecture on internet safty, but its scary.
what the heck are podcasts?
i never like dosi-does. i cant even spell them. and which lemon cookies are you talking about? at the moment our lemon cookies are lemon coolers, but we had some before that that were discontinued… lemon drops, i think. and the people who moved here from colorado had lemon pasties or something.
What about rabid squirrelies? I saw one once and it almost bit me!
he he he… i just played the llama song for my brother. then i was looking through the feb issue thread to find the muffin thingys… member the thing with the asterics? *sigh* i used to have so much time on my hands. i had so much time on my hands, that i was accused of living on the blog. those were the good old days. now i don’t have enough time to post on half of the threads.
Podcasts? Noooo… Although I’d download them if there were and I had an iPod.
A squirrel once bit my sister.
Hey, heres a thought I had once when I was thinking about what 231 said about keyboards. Isn’t that kind of a good example of evolution outside of nature? Something was done a certain way and continued to be done that way because it worked best, but when it was no longer needed it still contiued to be be done the same way. That was a very akward sentance I know. But do you see what I mean?
I AM DESPERATE. PLEASE HELP ME.
How do you calculate the area of a regular polygon with n sides? I took geometry last year, but it made no sense and I have since forgetten all of it.
oh no oh no oh no ISATs are this week…
My dad says to Robert and Rosanne: Get a life. He thinks there are better things for you to do on a saterday night than moderate uus. His words, not mine.
225- modern cornet counds cool. how exactly is it different?
I LOVE rain. Rain is my favorite. Partially because I live in an desert that is going through a major drought, but also cause like watching the clouds roll in. We havent had a winter, just a rather prolonged dry autumn.
That was really random and irrelevant.
224- r (when r is the distance fromt the center to a vertex) times n times sine times(something over something). I dont know. Sorry. Im only in algebra. I asked my dad whos a mathematician to expalin it to me and he spent about ten minutes telling me all about it and I still have no idea what he’s
talking about.
Oh god oh god oh god now I’ve got him talking math to the guests…. what have I done??????
But their lives are us… Anyway, we’re wonderfully amusing company.
I finished the Belgariad! It was great, and now I can’t wait to read the mallorean. My lb has a big poster to do monday. It seems he has inherited my talent for procrastinating.
OK heres a kind of scary- sad- funny story. My granny is in the hospital because of a ionor heart attack. She’s fine now, but last night when she was asleep her heart-beat moniter’s batteries went flat. all the doctors rushed in and started trying to make make her heart start beating again and had been going at it for a couple minutes before they realized that it was the hear moniter, not my granny, that was dead.
You might think I’m a really horrible person for finding this funny, but if you knew my granny, who is the coolest 84 year ever, and you knew my family, you might understand. I love my granny and im worried that shes hospitilized. But this is just the kind of thing that would happen to her.
oh, relly good movie, that was… i just watched the constant gardener. k. thats all. ‘nite.
oops i lied thats not all….
I HAV A VERY STRANGE QUESTION + IF SOMEONE FEELS THEY NEED TO PIE ME FOR THIS PLZ MAKE IT PECAN
what the deus is the Belgariad???
Thanks, Trillian. I found the formula on the Internet to be A=1/2asn, where A=area, a=apothem,s=length of side, and n=number of sides. Next question: How do you find the apothem?
I’m here!!!! Do not be afraid!!!! MG has arrived.
I have a cool screen name. I wish the MAPs would let me tell everyone. Man. Nation States. That’s all I have to say. Goodbye.
Yay for MG!
Wow im really smart… I was just complaing about how it never rains wher I live right? So right now were having our first real rain in about two months so I opened my window to enjoy it (theres a screen so the water doesnt really get in) and now its about freakin 50 degrees in my room. Mmm genius, Trillian, pure genius.
Sorry I’m a little late on the translation, Ebeth, but no more delays. And to the translation, it means…….wait, what do you want me to translate? (#149)
by the way i dont care that much about my bday, i was just bored and had nothing to write
oh and i remember ole oles. they were really good, i don’t get why girl scouts doesn’t sell them anymore.
is that how its told now?
is it all so old
is it made of lemon juice
doorknob
ankle
cold
now my song is getting thin
i’ve run out of luck
something its time to retire now
and become a duck
llama llama etc
that was all from memory and i havent heard the song in a really long time
This is an amazing bunny. I found it on FF.net, and it pwns.
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(. .)
c(“)(“)
It’s no fun when Teh GAPA are gone. maybe I should go to bed.
Hey! First post of the day pleeez
I CAN PROVE THE IS PWT A BOY OR A GIRL CONTROVERSY!!!!!!
Near the end of Attack of the Smart Pies(awesome book by the way Larry G OMG my aunt got me a signed copy of the Cartoon Guide to Chemistry anyway that’s not the point) They say (roughly):
“Chad threw the pie, and it hit Pwt in the face. After rubbing the fresh pumpkin filling off, HE threw a lemon meringue etc.”
It clearly said HE! He in reference to Pwt!!!!!!! Therefore, Pwt is a BOY!!!!! *victorious bugle call, confetti and lemur victory dance*
Well, that shows what Larry Gonick thinks, anyway. Or at least what he thought at the time he wrote the book.
247-it’s a mini trumpet. Has nothing to do with the curvy stick thingy. Except the name of course…
257-post 148 plz.
i am tiredtiredtired. Why am i such a stupid person? I go all week ranting about sleep deprivation and when i finally get a chance to sleep i stay up reading. Stupid stupid stupid *smack* *smack* *smack* arrr
i have some song stuck in my head by some people that i don’t know anything about but it’s a cool song. my mom was singing it all morning, that’s why it’s stuck in my head. I’m gonna go find out what it’s called now…
babe by styx
RRF (244),
Hint: If you put a point at the middle, you can divide an N-sided polygon into N identical triangles. Then the area of the whole thing has to be N times the are of one of the triangles. You know the formula for the area of a triangle, right? It’s 1/2 * base * height. (That makes sense: it’s half of the area of a rectangle with the same base, i.e., width, and height.) With that information, you should be able to figure out the area of a polygon on your own.
JS (246),
Rosanne and I do have lives. That’s why we weren’t around much last night. One could argue, however, that MuseBlog is better than life. (Now, there’s an advertising slogan for you: “MuseBlog… It’s better than life!”)
I’m flattered. Thank you, Ebeth The Former But Recently Rehabilitated Lurker �
Area=1/2pa, if p is the perimeter and a is the apothem. You find the apothem by putting a point in the center, drawing a radius, drawing the apothem, and then you use the lengths of the sides or of the radius, depending on what you know, and then if it’s a special right triangle you can find it like that, or you can use tan or inverse tangent or I guess the pythagorean theorem.. Or something like that.
ok, 253. seeing as how i have only read the first book of the belgariad because that’s all the library had even though they had the whole malloreon (that made me really mad) i somewhat feel your pain. first is belgarath the sorcerer which isn’t very good but at least you know what the heclk is happening. anyway, the belgariad is about this boy who is the only person that use this Orb and he goes to find it with he sorceress “aunt” and that’s as far as i got.
205- yeah im a pennsylvanian. i feel kind-of left ouf too…
226- bleah. i hate csi. they should cancel it. and make a new star trek series.
246- bout could not MB also be considered a life? we don’t all have the same interests…..*realizes i just pointed out the blatantly obvious* *pies self*
266- niiiiice slogan. *gives gapa some choklit*
Ahoy, Pennsylvanians! The atlas says there’s a town called Muse near Pittsburgh. Know anything about it?
having never been to pittsburgh i wouldnt know since i live on the other side of pa. when i get my drivers lisense ill take a road trip there.
did you know theres a nevada missori? and something else weird.
Great! Nancy Kangas and I passed near Pittsburgh when we went to West Virginia University a couple of years ago to enter the Koko Bomb in the Pumpkin Drop, but we never made it to Muse, PA.
There’s another town named Muse in Oklahoma. Quadruple hot-pink-bunny points to anyone who sends us a postcard from either place.
did u guyz name your mag after them? or was it because of the greek muses? i used to know their names but i 4get now.
isn’t nancy kangas the one who writes those random pages in the beginning? because they are hilarious.
Yes, Nancy shares Page One duty with the mysterious Agnieszka Biskup. Among many other things, Nancy invented the shortcut language “Ble” (in which her name is Nak). She’s also a poet. You can read some of her poems on the GABOOMBA main page.
As for Muse and the Muses, you can get the gist of the story from the Fan Page’s FAQs.
wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Cool. How was your evening, Bobby?
Great! I went to see Fanny’s First Play by George Bernard Shaw at the Washington Stage Guild. It was fun, in a talky, Shavian way. (“Shavian” is the adjective that critics and academics use to refer to anything about Shaw. Beats me where the “v” came from.)
Wow. I just noticed that Spamalot is coming here. It will be at the National Theatre from June 6 through July 9. I’ll bet those tickets sell out fast.
Great.
I don’t know what to have for breakfast. Do you happen to have any virtual waffles or anything? Oh wait, I should go to the Breakfast On Mars thread for this. Maybe the Martians have waffles. Bye, Bobby!
my favorite GS cookies are Samoas
mmm…plain yogurt is good. the type w/o sugar or anything. oh come on. you probably havent even tried it.
anyhow. what else? (this is a stream of conscience btw) waking up @ 11:51 rocks. so does yogurt. i want a waffle. i dreamed last night that there were these huge destructive whitecaps from…a certain huge body of water near here…flooding the street that leads downtown. it was like the end of the world. but it was also pretty cool.
We might go with our aunt to see Spamalot. Or Wicked. My mom thinks that i wouldnt want to go to Wicked because ive already seen it, and im like noooooooooo I will see it asmany times as possible. Hmmm.. Hey! VF! Lets make waffels! *runs to tell VF of this marvolus discovery*
VF- agrees. But we dont have any vanilla, and the microwave waffles taste awful. Hmmm…..maybe we could make orange-flavored waffles…..
JS- With the orange extract?? And a little milk, to ballence with the not-vanilla….wait that doesnt make any sence…oh well lets add milk anyway.
VF- okay…hey, dad’s home. Let’s see if he’ll let us make waffles..
JS- Cool! he bought a wireless mouse! Okay lets ask…*ask dad about Waffels*
VF- Aww. He said no. But JS is convincing him. Maybe Mom’ll say yes. *asks mom about waffles*
Mom says yes! Yay! See ya later! We’re makin’ waffles!
SPAMALOT????????????????????????????/
is that actually a play?????????
AAACKKK!!!!!!!!!!!! BLatant degradation!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! don’t ask i just felt like shouting (well, “shouting”) that.
Oh dear. There isnt any extract at all. We may have o use melted vanilla ice creem…or Choklit sauce… Quick! Any suggestions? GAPA??
JS,
I’d go with the ice cream. Most of the ingredients are things that go into waffles anyway.
Mom said no. Soooo…
OUR NEW RECIPE
2 cups Bisquick
1 1/3 cups milk
2 tbs vegetable oil
1 egg
A splash of maple syrup
Several shakes of cinnamon
Two dollops of vanilla yogurt
Stir all ingredients together and then place in waffle maker. Enjoy!
We havent actually cooked them yet……hope they turn out well.I sugest that nobody shoud try these untill we know if they work or not.
Clara, why in the world did you want to tell us your favorite GS cookie is a Samoa? Hey I don’t disagree with you, Samoas are my favorite too. And Emorgrl, I dreamed last night too. I dreamed that I was at my friend’s birthday party and we were swimming in a pool of chocolate. And they were serving like the most chocolatly icecream ever. Wierd, huh.
They’re great! Maybe a little more cinnamon though….. Serve warm with butter and maple syrup.
Why can’t it be Violetfire and Jadestone?
Because it was my e-mail. we’ll use VF and JS next time with your EM adress. And thy were Gooooooood…
Ebeth, you will be happy to know that my friend Sarah is convinced that you’re not a creepy stalker. So if you are, you’re on heck of an incredible actress.
They were awesome! I have a science thing to do now but the whole Microsoft Word window froze up because I used the @!#$ dictionary. So i guess I’ll just wait.
I had to force quit. oh well. that means that i lost the last bit of the RRR story that I copied in. Darn!
Hi Monty!
Hellooo? Anyone else on?
you know what are good? chocolate-chocolate-chip pancakes from IHOP (International House of Pancakes).
moi, obviously
Hey, MG. Welcome back. Where were you this time? *gasp* You weren’t- you weren’t with another blog were you?! Eh, who cares. I’m in PA and I’ve never heard of Muse. I should have, but I haven’t. Has anyone ever heard of the book Weird Pennsylvania? Some Brit frood wrote down all the weird stuff from PA. Including the famous green man. He said in a newspaper article that it is a well known fact in the UK that Pennsylvania is the ‘weird state’. What an honor. If it’s true. Which I doubt.
271- i can’t say i’ve heard of it…i live about an hour from pittston i shall have to confirm its existence…….of course, i could just use GoogleEarth to do that….
I say, old fruit, I’ve never heard of Pennsylvania being particularly weird. No more than the rest of America, anyway. We tend to regard you all as a rum lot. We don’t make distinctions. But we like you, you know. You can’t help being bally foreigners, and it’s only natural that you acquire strange ways.
299- yes! i have heard of that book…i was paging through it at barnes and noble yesterday
292-aaww…i’m flattered. You’re so nice to compliment my acting skills.
lol jk
297-*gasp* I ♥ the IHOP!!!
301-i would post some scathing remark about…well, something brilliantly scathing anyway, if i weren’t too busy cracking up laughing.
I have made a Decision. A Decision with a capital DU. DUSISHON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Right. I have made a Decision…to decide things. And so, in deciding to make decisions, i made a decision. And the decision was…to decide…what decisions…to make. Thus i have decided…to decide things. Ok, if you must know, i’ve decided to procrastinate on my latin hw. Because i really don’t care that the slaves put the big load on the cart. *gasp*
In reply ot em’s question, we do have weekends, and some of use don’t live in central time.
I am a girl scout, but I am not participating this year because I’m just too busy.
I can sadly not eat samoas because of my braces.
What kind of weird things?
old fruit?
and we’re weird?
pa isn’t THAT weird. only because i live in it.
284- of course its blatant degredation, its Monty Python.
I dont know anyone who reads muse. Is that not sad?
to em: the time confusion is due to the fact that a lot of people are in different time zones.
284- of course its blatant degredation, its Monty Python.
I dont know anyone who reads muse. Is that not sad?
to em: the time confusion is due to the fact that a lot of people are in different time zones.
I am proud to say that Ill IS weird, and its because I live here. Thank you.
Hello. Grrr.
#289 –
I didn’t have anything else to say…….
oops sorry I somehow posted that last comment twice.
i am really quite bored at the moment please leave a message after the beep…
BEEP!!!
those are my three favourite types! but no, we had to get icky old thin mints, samoas, and these cafe thingies-whatever they are.
no, the font changes have no significance in this post
A message after the BEEP? Okay.
#289: lol. @ least youve never dreamed about being stalked by a big yellow sign. (hehe. that was actually a normal dream for me).
i know
that they know
that i know
that you dont know
who knew?
(262) gethenians use the male personal-pronouns
(246) TOTALLY NOT!
(276) you shoouldn’t really respond to ‘bobby’ it just encorageges them.
(304) which question?
i have another email now… maybe i’ll figure out how to use it!
What state do you live in, Bobby? How about u, rosie?
How’s the weather where u live, GAPA’s?
You’re here……. I know it……..
I live in Virginia but work in Washington, D.C. Rosanne lives in California. We’ve got you surrounded.
That’s a rather long commute, isn’t it?
Cool. Where has Rosie been lately? Is she sick?
what does GAPA stand for?
no its not. he lives right on the border. not sur where he works, though. all office buildings look the same.
(320) very nice.
Look on HGTTG. I think it’s Great and Powerful Administrators, but it could just as easily be Gnommish Aardvarks Painting Acupcakes. (Sorry, I couldn’t think of a good A word. I like cupcakes)
(325) see the little link at the top that says ‘HG2MB’? clickit!
Great And Powerful Administraters
Whoa… i just had a random flash that my life was happy. Where did it go? Bring it back!
I had this dream that I had magical powers. Corny, but cool. I could say something in Latin(?) and something would turn into iron, or a flower would pop out of my hand, or I could say the name of this type of mexican house, and then a cardboard houe apeared. I don’t know what the mexican cardboard house symbalizes, or anything else in this dream. Myaybe it doesn’t symbolize anything, but there are those people who you pay money to and they tell you what your dream meant.
We Need Dream Blog. =act WNDB
VF (324),
I don’t know where Rosanne has been today. Strolling around saying hi to dogs, I imagine. She likes to do that.
hey i know this is a bit late but about the parents reading muse thing, my parents don’t, but they’re weirdly happy that i read it, given that i read an abnormally large amount.
Rosanne has been abducted by aliens. I saw her on the UFO.
whoa… there’s this new thread, and we an’t post on it until jadestone gets here! well peoples, just know that i could’ve gotten first post if i wanted it! well maybe not…
abducted by aliens is so out. here, the only things you are allowed to get abducted by are 1) a horde of crazy stalker fangirls or 2) a raging mass of mad hpbs. if you are a gapa, i suppose you could make up a new one, though.
you had magical powers, but you got some kind of cheap ones in your dream, before you realized they existed they were really great, but they weren’t as real-seeming later on, and you tried to do something productive with them, they were kind of crappy. what it means is that you really would like magical powers. okay, so i dont really know. i was just guessing based on vague memories of dreams i’ve had.
Rosanne has been masquerading as a girl scout and is attempting to sell cookies because she accedentally bought ten boxes of Samoas, and she hates them. The UFO is her CAR.
psh. well she can sell them to me.
whew… its just you and me, man, you and me. so, tell me about yourself.
em is sad.
bye
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i dreamed about hp 4 the movie. it was a straaaaaaaaange dream.
This is a random thread so I think I can post random stuff – *spends several seconds giving sacrificial offerings to Kokopelli* – so I’ve come up with a stupid question which I’ve promptly forgotten. Shoot.
Guess what?!?!! Ebeth has seen completely terrifying pictures of me!!!!!!!!! I posted them on my Xanga. I was dressed up goth, making weird faces. I think it traumatized her.
last night i dreamed about this dude named Nick who worked in a post office. then i was in hot-air-balloon racing at the olympics and i had no idea what i was doing. even so, it wasn’t half as strange as the time i dreamed i was in an african refugee camp. or the one about king arthur in my basement (dont ask)
contrasting to popular beleif, pwt hes actullay captured craww on sevaral occasions
I found a mars map!
go to google and click on the big “google”
Hi everybody~ I need help. :] We’ve been asked to write on a magazine, and I chose Muse. I’d like to know where I can get information on why the magazine was created, and things like mission statement the creators had before starting the magazine… I know it would seem pretty obvious but I need something concrete written down… somewhere. Any information would be appreciated. ^^
You have a Xanga too?
You can also e-mail the magazine (muse@caruspub.com) and ask to interview the publisher. The same people are still in charge of the company, though the editorial staff of the magazine has changed a lot in the past 10 years.
301: “It’s knowing they’re foreign that makes them such cads!” Anyone who knows that source gets extra virtual confectionery.
I can’t eat anything because of my braces. Ugh. The things are killing me. No, seriously. Mr. Baker, correct me if I’m wrong, but don’t Brits, Aussies, Canadians, and Wellies feel differently about teeth than Americans? Is that why people like the Clash and that lot have crooked, yellow teeth, while the American counterparts have grins that blind cows at five paces? Dental quandary zone here…
How is Goth style terrifying? This I do not understand. Actually, there’s a lot of things I don’t understand. Hmm.
I IS HERE!!!!!! SO IS MY STORY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YAAAAAAAAAAAAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
just biked 10 miles along this weird trail. yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy for bikeriding ability!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
8)
gawd i cant make smileys today!!!!
Google is realy cool today!
Also, if you go to google and search “google logos” it has all the previous google special things……..
Flamablamablous. Muse has an email. Will they reply to me if I send them a message?
I dreamt that I was eating beef soup in bed; then I woke up and I was eating beef soup in bed. I though “weird I must have gotten up in my sleep and made myself beef soup”. Then I went into the kitchen, where my dad was making coffee and told him about it. Then I found the pot I made soup in. Then I thought “this is wierd” and I woke up. Not eating beef soup.
The weird thing about this dream is that it isnt very weird at all. People are always talking about the weird dreams they have but have you ever heard of a dream that is completely normal?
Dont you hate it when you are actually interested in something in school but the peoplae around are preneting you from paying any attention to or reading about it?
Sorry I needed to complain.
Hey, I’m new here, are there usually this many comments?
Yes, i know. And understand. Vent away.
Today was Ta’anit Ester (the fast of Esther) and after we fasted, we read the Megillah! My costume is soooo cool, I’m Westly from the Princess Bride. Only one person knew who I was, though. Almost everyone called me ‘Zorro’ (whoever that is) and one person said, and I quote, “Are you that girl from the ‘Matrix’?”
Last time I checked, Trinity did nae have a hood. But whatever.
I’m leining tomorrow!
i sent muse an email requesting hpb stickers and they’re going to send them to me soon!!! yah!!!
cool!
The goth style in itself is not terrifying, but when your make up is really, really bad and you’re basically just covered in weird dark make up, and you’re making strange (really strange) faces at the camera, it can get scary. A friend of mine told me it traumatized her. Yes, I do have a Xanga. I comment on Ebeth’s.
thats funny (^) b/c last friday was “goth day” @ my skool-well for the ppl in band @ least. guess its just a band tradition. dressing up like a pirates more fun.
has anyone here been in a science fair? im in one on thursday because i won our school one. i also won this other one so i get to go to state and regional it is waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayy to much work esp for someone la-z like me. gaaaaahhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! manual laaaaaaaaaaaaaaboooooooooooooooor!!!
has anyone seen Excalibur? its a really weird movie about King Arthur. I repeat: MORDRED IS NOT BLOND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ok i feel better now.
as u kan c, im a wee tad obsessed with king arthur
I’ve been in a science fair. I see them as pointless, especially when, as at my school, “everyone’s a winner.” Everyone is not a winner.
Today, a couple of annoying people in my class ditched school and then came back to TURN IN THEIR HOMEWORK. *facepalm* Sometimes I cannot believe the exent of idiocy in my school.
Today is Annoying Somg Day! Are you singing an annoying song?
Hello Spongo. Yes. Somtimes more.
*in annoying little cell phone voice* Hello Moto– er– Spongo!