Samantha Sordyl is the new assistant editor at Muse. She’s busy at work in the Chicago office most of the time, despite Kokopelli doing his very best to distract her every chance he gets. When she’s not working on Muse, she enjoys biking, reading and painting the rooms in her new place, and repainting them when the colors don’t turn out just right.
[That’s what Samantha says about herself. Other relevant information: she reads MuseBlog and is the magazine’s official Keeper of the Stickers (“Kokopelli for President” and HPB). –Admin.]
first?
welcome samantha
I have a question. Is there anyone here that goes to TDI?
It’s Talent developement institute, by the way.
It’s like muse but in real life. Kind of not really but who cares…..
It’s so fun.
Look it up because you *need* to go it’s so much fun.
Can I post my email?
Please? I want to inform anyone who is a TDIer.
Pleeeeeeeeease!!!! I really want to.
Please.Please.Please.Please.Please.Please.Please.Please.Please.Please.Please.Please.Please.Please.Please.Please.Please.Please.Please.Please.Please.Please.Please.Please.Please.Please.Please.Please.Please.Please.Please.Please.Please.Please.Please.Please.Please.Please. Pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeease!!!!!!!
Please.
Come on….
Gradster(1)
[In a word: nope. –Admin.]
welcome, oh assistant editor! do not edit relevant bits of information. (not that i know what they may be, but…) anyways, hi and welcome to the mag
Hello. please do an article on the great choklit war. (you can tell what side i was on)
welcome!!!!
*sings blog version of Lady and The Tramp 2 opening theme* In our small little not too big little cozy nice little queint lilttle always friendly old new England blog!!!! Welcome! Welcome! Welcooooooooooooooooooome! Welcome!
New england blog? Please! i am not in new england! whatever % the world wide web is just that world wide!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(yeah i know im a genius) maybe your in new england but im not!
hey! welcome!
i’m sending a letter! please send me hpb stickers!!!!
yur gonna be busy
i want hot pink bunnie stickers
look at the name if you want to no why!
Don’t forget the stamped, self-addressed envelope. If you’re going to ask for something for nothing, you should at least pay the postage. (One first-class stamp should do it.)
I want stickers too!
some people are in old england.
hey, peoples in new england, are any of you going to hershey park w/ you band/chorus/orchestra?
Ello, welcome, and don’t worry, you’ll be insane quite soon (if you’re not already). Muse has a very positive effect on people (“positive effect” being insanity. Sanity is totally overrated anyway) Here’s a welcoming pie in the face *pies samantha* and i’ll try to think of a nice acronymical (is that a word?) name for you if you come on the blog. Yes, do be nice and come talk to us! You get free STUFF! Including: 1 (one) or more nice acronymical name(s), Multiple (???) pies in the face, Some (???) Virtual Choklit, and Much (???) Rants and rambling space. There you go. Not a bad package is it? Just ask the GAPA.
Biking rocks. I got my bike back from the hospital recently. Yay!
What kind of books do u like???
Me wants stickers! Actually, me asked about stickers ages ago and they told me to send them request+envelope but i never did cuz i’m a lazy bum boo me i fail at life. I probably will soon though. Maybe. If i remember.
welcome. yes, we are competely crazy, don’t worry, you’ll be assimilated in no time
Welcome.
who are the other editors?
where is this new assistant editor?
I want stickers too! (What is the address!!!!!!?)
Oh, and WELCOME!!!!!!!!
Congratulations and welcome!
If you read the blog, why not post? We’d all love for you to join us, or at least I would.
ebth, we’re not handing out acronyms anymore, per request of phoenix, i think.
insanity IS sanity on museblog. most of us being crazy in one way or another. like for example, ebeth is overly dramatic, and i like to walk around in circles laughing to my self for no particular reason… that is, no reason any other being can fathom.
Ello to the new Editor!
YOU! i told you, you were suppo:arrow:sed to:arrow:stay on:arrow: oh, tha:arrow:t’s it! (the arrows and their master have been sacked:arrow:) (they have bee:arrow:n sacked again. 
and again.) *chases arrows* Ge:arrow:t back here! *sacks* *Fluffy comes hopping through covered in a sack* GAPA, you’re HPB is perfectly fine. no, of course that’s not a HPB. no, it isn’t. really. 
*chases*
(oh, and by the way, that has nothing to with the Llamas on the credits of Monty Python and the Wholy Grail. No, of course not.)
FLUFFFFFFFFFFY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU ARE SO DOOMED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (oh, and by the way, GAPA. you didn’t hear that.)
VEEELCUM SUMANTA!!!!!!
Let me try that again,
Welcome Samantha! We’re glad to have another addition to this virtual madhouse. Because, as Ebeth said, sanity is soooooooo overrated. Who wants to say straightforward, sensible things anyway? NOT US!! So, please join in the fray (frey? fraigh? frait? freigh? ok those last 3 were jokes) anytime you like.
I’m so sending of an envelope for stickers right now.
hi salut hola hallo γεια ciao é«˜ã„ ë†’ì€ Ð·Ð´Ñ€Ð°Ð²Ñтвулте! boa vinda
高 高 (guess what languages those are)
WELCOME Samantha!!!!!!!!!!
Yay for Samantha!
Is Sammy gonna come on or what?
YAY!! I AM ALSO A KEEPER OF THE STICKERS!!! I MAKE MY OWN. I HAVE HPB ONES, KOKOPELLI 4 PREZZY ONES, AND PWT PWNS. AND A STICKER OF KOKO FLYING ON A PIE THAT I GOT FROM THE COVER OF LARRY’S BOOK. YAY!!!
In case that bothered you, Sammy, I want you to know that I call all the adults here by nicknames. And Bobby and Rosie don’t mind, right Bobby and Rosie? (Hmm… I wonder why I never call you two Rosie and Bobby… it just doesn’t sound as nice, I guess)
17-awwww…
*throws pie at phoenix*
lol
26-IMPLICIT ASSOCIATION! IMPLICIT ASSOCIATION! MASCULINE DOMINATION!!! AAAH!!!!!
Lol, jk. Bobby and Rosie does sound better in that order.
“Bobby and Rosie” are not our treasured and adored GAPA. That is why they’re not called such a ridiculous name.
Welcome, Samantha!
Whoa. It worked. Cool
Yesss!
What?
Sir P. (22),
The Russian greeting is misspelled. It should be здравÑтвуЙте.
Welcome to the wonderful world of Muse. Oh, come now, you need a proper MuseBlog nickname. How about…Sordfish? For some reason, that just popped into my head. Anyone have any better ideas?
LOL well how would i know?
GImmi gimmie gimmie
i really want my hot pink bunnie stickers!
i totally screwed up my name
i wrote yay2hotpinkbunnies:oops:
can i please have hot pink bunnie stickers!
twin
where do i send the self adressed self stamped envelope to?
see im nice not like my Evil
Muse Magazine
Attention: Samantha Sordyl
140 S. Dearborn Street, Suite 1450
Chicago, IL 60603
hoo hoo. hooo hooooo!! Fully expect to be bombarded with hoards of self-addressed self-stamped envelopes by tomarrow, Samantha.
THIS IS A SPECIAL ALL CAPITALS MESSAGE COMPOSED BY GWENDOLYN OF THE EASTERN SEAS. PREPARE YOURSELF.
HIYA THERE NEW EDITOR. PLEASE, FEEL FREE TO KICK UP THE INSANITY LEVELS IF YOU WANT TO.
Nancy Lemon Curry, whay is ther an extra y in your name?
My name is Skipper Nancy, and I have an alternate ego name Lemon Curry. Therefore, I am Nancy and Lemon Curry. But I was trying to by multi-lingual, so I was writing “and” in different languages. “y” is “and” is spanish. You’ll see some of my other posts say “et” which is french or latin.
Though you probably knew that.
HOW MANY SHEETS OF STICKERS CAN I GET
ABOU 50 WOULD BE GREAT
ALL RIGHT MAKE IT 10
please and thank you
33-With all due respect, Samantha-san cannot be Sordfish. I’m the Cynical Swordfish, and people might get confused. You could be the Sordidfish, or-I’ve got it!-Samablamablous. Yeah. That’s very Muser, no?
Samablamablous is cool. Hoopy name. I dub thee, etc. We need the PB&J for this…
I will send as soon as i get around to it. How many sheets is up to you i guess. Anyhoo.
42-424242424242
42
What?
Oh. 42
Yep. Very cool, skipper
Sammy.
Samablamablous??????????
How do you get different languages, etc. on the thing? (Attn, GAPA and Darth Yoda)
And, what do you say in the letter to get HPB stickers?
Do you just mail something there with an extra stamp &envelope inside, and a few weeks later, you’ll have them in your mailbox!!???
The Malignant Mandolin:
Just send Samantha a self-addressed and stamped envelope along with a note asking for the HPB stickers. That’s all you need to do. Life is good sometimes.
Yeah my first 42nd post! *does 42nd post dance*
Samablamablous is great. Hopefull she’ll like it, ’cause I think it’s stuck.
Life is good sometimes. I just spent four hours walking around to each of the froodiest art galleries and studios in town. My feet hurt and it was blu’y hot, but zarking awesome, my friends. I saw some great stuff and now I have so many ideas.
Welding, mixed media on metal, oil-stick monoprint… too many things to try!!!!! Im so psyched.
Thanks, GAPA!!!!!!!!!
A very samablamablous welcome to you, Sammy! Hope we don’t really freak you out!
samablamablous sucks!
Sammy is better:twisted:
Hostile, hostile. We’re all musers here. *runs away before she gets pied*
I have a thougt to share and here it is: if you ppl. haven;’t freaked her out yet, she’s not gonna freak out now. anyway…. Welcome! I also think your SN should be samablamablous. its such a cool name. *dodges pie*
I would be freaked out!
Well, you would. Let;s hope Sammy isn’t. Is she ever gonna come on the Blog and meet us?
Samablamablous may be long and tedious to type, but Sammy is just to…normal. Besides, Samablamablous is very Musish. Sordfish is out, according to queen j. and Sordidfish just doesn’t sound too good.
welcome, Samantha!
AND I wanted to say that I agree,Y_K_M, with all the things you said in that last post
Well, there’s nothing wrong with normal nicknames. Bobby and Rosie aren’t complaining.
Welcome!
Welcome! Good luck! I’m sure you’ll do a great job despite Kokopelli’s attempts to distract you! ^.^
Well thanks for the warm welcome! And the new name!?!?! Alas, I like it. (I think.) Very funny, made me laugh. But, what will my parents say?
They’ll be proud that you’ve won the respect (because here on the Museblog, weird nicknames are the highest form of respect) of so many kids. Just don’t tell them that the kids are insane.
yay!! you finally came and said hi!!! thank you!! thank you!! thank you!!
YAY!!! Finally!
YYYYYYYAAAAAAAYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!
here’s your official welcome samantha!!! (or whatever nickname you are called now)
*takes huge gigantic pie and pies samantha*
tada!!!
Hiya, Sammy! I hope Bobby and Rosie are still here. They haven’t been on in a while, but they’ll give you a warm welcome too when they do.
We’re never far away for long. If we were, your comments wouldn’t get posted.
The museblog’s giant Rosie/Bobbie magnetic force field drags them here if they are away for too long.
I’ll probably sned away for some HBP stickers… whats the adress?
See https://musefanpage.com/blog/?p=272#comment-24
*gasp* AN EDITOR??? *fanits* I thought they migrated in herds!
Are you a new muse?
THANK YOU SO MUCH SAMANTHA!!! I JUST GOT MY STICKERS!!!!!!!!
We need an abriviation for Samantha… how about GMAE? (Great Muse Assitant Editor)
In that case, welcome GMAE! because anyone who works 4 muse is a flamablamablous person!
wait, did we agree on Samablamablous? cuz i just saw that and that is waaaaaaay kooler!
I have actually spoken with Samablamablous. She has my phone number, and I have hers. She even wrote me a card with HPB stickers and Kokopelli For President stickers!! Yayness for personal correspondence!!