I think this should be anti-non-boys, you know?
And (this is a joke) the GAPA will zap all anti-boy things?
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Yeah, we took over their thread, didn’t we?
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*pies PSPP aka Z for being such a sludge-in-cranium*
Boys and girls are awful. End of story. Done. Finished.
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* uses Spear of Encrusted Dessert Pastries to smother Ptolemy in pecan, chocostrawberry, apple, blueberry, and pumpkin*
PIE WARS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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PEOPLE!!!!
SHUT UP!
Pie wars are cool, but this is stupid. Really stupid!!! See my comment Girl Power thread.
SOME GIRLS ARE FROODS!
SOME ARE NOT!
SOME BOYS ARE FROODS!
SOME ARE NOT!
SEX HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH IT!!!
yes, I know a lot of you are just kidding around but I’ve dealt with sexism (both types- female AND male descrimination) way too many times have sense of humor about it.
That immature, Gwendolyn
No boys on girls thread and no girls on boys thread. Deal?
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A pie war? boys against girls? oooohh ,sign me up! ( im a girl, just so that no one mistakes my allegiance0
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PIE ALL GIRLS !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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My exclamation points are the longest thing on this page.
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My exclamation points are the longest thing on this page. Ha!
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GAPA: You would see more of us around if you moderated the comments more often!
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I’d also lose my job.
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What do you do? If its not to rude to ask. (I wouldn’t know, I just say normal stuff and my parents call it rude. :/
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*pies girls who posted on this thread and anyone in favor of another pie war*
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I don’t mind at all. In fact, I answered that question months ago in a post called Robert’s Secret Identity.
May i draw attention to my exqusite green ! ?
*pies all boys*
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Oh please. Maybe I’m just in a bad mood, but this is…. childish. “Pie all boys”? That’s something I said when I was nine. “Eeeewwww….. boys are gross!!!!” I know a LOT of cool boys. Let us not have a gender war. I think I might end up hanging out on this thread, to avoid feeling like an American Girl ditz.
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SM (31),
“MuseBlogger Power”… Now, there’s a redundancy for you.
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I agree with MG. This is stupid (see post 15). Come on, people, this is the Museblog. Love, peace, pies and hbps!
Girls, stop ruining the boy power thread.
Let’s have a pie war about something worth fighting about. Like the last one. Chuck Norris vs. Watership Down was a highly war worthy topic.
I agree with SM also. A Museblogger thread.
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15-Yay for Skipper Nancy! HAIL!
30-I weep for you, I deeply sympathize.
My other favorite oxymoron is “Macintosh works.” I feel like such a drip when I talk about this. In fact, maybe I AM a ditz. Eeek. Oh horror. RUN AWAAAAY! RUN AWAAAAAAY!!!!!
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Queenie, if you’re a ditz, I’m a crested basketfish.
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15 – Exactly! I can’t put it in better words myself.
34 – Ditto.
*stands back and watches the pie war*
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I’ve considered all boys (besides Musers) just plain arrogant and stupid ever since my friend betrayed me. End of story.
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Sorry to post twice in a row, and I don’t mean to rain on anyone’s parade, but I was just thinking about this and it occurs to me that perhaps we musebloggers should forget the gender war and concentrate on uniting and planning *looks around cautiously* world domination? After all, to achieve that we’ll need to cooperate. Also, if the boys and the girls are constantly at war, how will we be able to hold a peaceful muse convention? Unless we had separate conventions for boys and girls, lol.
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Oops, I hate to be a nuisance and post again, but I keep forgetting things! Short-term memory and too much multitasking do not mix well. Anyway, the last thing I was going to say for now is in response to post 37: I don’t think you have to worry about being a ditz, Queenie. I could be wrong, but I don’t think most people who read Muse are the ditzy type at all. ^_^
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Oy vey. What have I done? I was just kidding guys! Seriously!
Deal, Headmaster Yoda. Absolute deal.
I WAS JUST KIDDING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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All boys take over the Girl power thread!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! And post like forty posts for boys.
Boys and girls should be considered equal.! I agree with post 15, MG. Only boys post on this thread, and only girsl post on your thead. At least, if you’re going to make fun of us…
If so, I’ll cal off all of my other villagers, who are about to conqure the girl power thread.
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And muse boys aren’t bad at all! *sniff*
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Pie you , pie you all! * goes off into a berserk rage* *runs into wall* *gets a cuncution*
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OKOKOK!! I know… I’m not supposed to post here anymore…pie me, if you want,
but I would just like to say that it was I not MG, who posted number 15. Sorry. I’ll stop now. But we should all just get along. None of us had any problem with the boy/girl thing until these threads came along.
*quickly runs away to post on Pie War thread*
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Could I pretend to be a boy, just for a little while? *cuts off hair and dons boyish clothing* If y’all won’t let me post on here, I’m not going to post on either thread. I’m not going over to Girl Power, unless to argue with them. From now on (for a short time, anyway), I’m to be called “MB”. (wow, that’s going to get really confusing with the blog name and everything)
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Damn, psot didn’t go thorugh
OK, people, remember what happened LAST time we had a pie war? Neutrals won.. there are no gender neutrals (as far as I know) on Museblog. And beisdes, civil war only get us away form out goal: World Domination
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Muse boys are cool. Most others are horrible idiots. Most, not all.
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SM, agreed.
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I don’t know what kind of boys y’all are used to, but out of all I know, most are really cool.
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Pfff! Boys rulez, Girls rulez? So last century…
KIDS RULE!
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And who says all girls are perfect?
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^_____^ And I’m slpit pretty evenly on girl/boy friends. But since we’re drama/computer/D&D/history/science/reading/RP/film geeks, we’re pretty cool.
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Like I said, sex has nothing to do with it (well, ok that’s not entirely true because the society we live in today, but that’s not my point). Some people are irritating and arrogant. Sure, you may know a lot of idiot guys, but I’m guessing that you probably know your share of idiot girls, too.
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47-
I only started this war because the girls were disin the boys.
I mean it was boys smell, or boys are froods.
WE DIDNT START THIS WAR!
Well we did but we were angered by you.
*pies A Scrumpdillyicious, Misunderestimated Copper Yeti*
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I shall start to look for nucleur weapons on this blog.
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You know I know a lot of girls that are snobs, and I know boys that are arrogent idiots. No Muser is like that. WE SHOULD BE FRIENDS.
We are different because no “cool kid” would pick up this magazene without looking at koko and saying “wow this is stupid im gonna throw this away*
But I am still self appointed leader of the fledgling boys.
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The idiots in my classes who think that safety goggles are really forehead protectors [long story involving a poster with monkeys and goggles], Bradstreet is hillarious, and that “gerrymandering” is the funniest word ever.
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[that was in reference to comments 51-53]
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*Lciks pie off face*
mmmm, Choklit
I hate females too, by the way.
And now for something that will make you reconsider…
Can you feelthe love tonight?
The peace the evening brings
The worlds for once
In perfect harmony
With all its living things
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I was not overwhelmed by the neutrals! I was still left standing in the pie war.
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I dont know how old most of you are but i definitly agree that this whole hate thing seems really elementary/middle-schoolish. in my high school most people are called gay (nothing against gay people) if they say they hate the other sex so for any of you guys who say you hate girls and girls who say you hate guys i would reconsider what you sound like
also, you are saying you hate roughly half of the entire population of the world. thats a lot of hate!
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Hey, what’s all this about “uniting under the banner of President Ptolemy?” I am the Ultimate Supreme Executive Chairman! I’ll let it go, though. A long while back I did a post on my weblog about this sort of thing. I talked for a long time about how when guys hate other guys, they show it, but when girls hate other girls, they sneak around behind their backs and spread nasty rumors. I was younger and more foolish, so please don’t pounce on this as an excuse for another flame war, O people who did so when I mentioned that Rupert Grint was girly. I have since found this to be untrue. I dislike some guy but I don’t show it because then he’d probably do all he could to make my life miserable. I then included an actual instant messanger conversation that took place between a girl (NOT my girlfriend) and I. She admitted it fully that girls were (hold on, I’m going to go see what she actually said) “yip. to our best friends. we are a big group of shallow, backstabbing, manical, evil beings.”
Anyway, what’s with the obsession with pie wars? That kind of thing has gone stale. Please, let’s do something original. How about Incendiary Yak Wars? Or Twizzler Wars? Have you any idea how much it hurts to get whipped with a Twizzler? They sting!
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Correction: President Bush #59 – NUCULAR, not Nuclear. Notice the CUlar. Bush can’t talk.
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Or he might be mispronouncing it on purpose.
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There are good and bad about both genders, expcet when they’re puberty age, in that case I’d rather hang out with girls so to aviod constant sex jokes.
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If we have to SAY we have power, we don’t.
“If you have to tell me you’re famous, you’re really not. You know that, kid?”
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Really, we should just mesh these into a MuseBlogger Power thread.
I hate ignorant people who don’t try to learn.
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Well I suppose I need a male name as well?
(66) It’s all about Dan.
I agree Queenie. Something like the self-esteem “games” bit in that one issue.
Hate is overrated; organ reaping, however is not. Which is actually a great deal different from organ harvesting. Who wants to know why? On that subject, me and my friend were talking about the best Invader ZIM episode ever- Dark harvest “More organs means more human.”
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60- Bless you Ptolemy, for saying I’m neither an arrogant idiot or a snob! Yes, I am in total total total agreement,
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66- if you want an election we shall have one. feel free to repost this if you want:
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Ptolemy for Pres…………………………………………….Chairman Grant
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Ptolemy………………………………………………………..{insert name here}
{insert name here}
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They could be co-rulers. Like Rome used to have….back in the day….
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The most important thing for us guys to remebr, is that we need to respect the girls/women in our lives, and not treat them like lesser beings.
Why don’t you make a contribution, and say something nice about a girl/woman you know on the ‘Girl Power’ thread.
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76- Isn’t that nice.
We could just have a virtual group hug.
Which is much better than an actual hug.
Then continue to say nice things.
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I actually knows a lot of nice guys. If I knew Tetsuya Nomura on a personal level I’m sure he would be included.
Axa has a question that anyone can answer: What do boys in general think of a girl who plays video games? It’s not as though I’m going to stop if you say “JSBGISUBGOUISBW YOU IS STUPID FO’ DOINGS THATZZZZ!!111” but I’d like to know.
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I respect all of the guys on here wholeheartedly, I just don’t talk to them as much. Heck, you guys are some of the most insane people I know! How could I not think of you all as friends?
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Actually, I know [in person] two nice guys.
Isn’t that special?
Sadly, that’s about it.
Actually, I just thought of three more, whom I also know in person.
Five. Spiffy.
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Hi. I’m Glen, Gwen’s male fraternal twin. I’m new to MuseBlog, and Isaw the Boy Power thread, and decided to check it out.
One thing- What the heck is this boy vs. girl thing? You people are acting like you’re in second grade!
Another thing- Pie wars? Hot Pink Bunnies? The Internet Fan Mail Pit? You’re all dang freaks! Why does Gwen even like this place?
*Gwendolyn bursts into the room from the closet, ripping masking tape off of her face. Uses a pie to unseat idiot twin brother*
Sorry everyone! Glen is…. well, none too bright, and from what you’ve heard, you all know that he is obviously not bright enough to understand Muse. Really. I think he’s spent to much time with that ditz he calls a girlfriend, because before her, he was actually pretty smart.
*Glen sees what I’m typing and immediately has me in a headlock on the floor*
Note: this post is just an eensy-beensy bit fictious.
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Guys can be cool. Actually when i was in middle school i hated pretty much all guys but they’ve almost caught up now…i.e. they actually know the meaning of the word maturity, if vaguely. Of course, back then i didn’t know any muser guys either. XD
78-I know several girls who got invited to dances and suchlike solely on their extent of videogame knowledge and expertise. I didn’t understand a word of their raptures, due to the fact that i have no videogame system and consequently could not understand a word of it.
So why i’m posting on the boy power thread first, i honestly have no idea.
This place is really speeding up isn’t it? A couple days of 30-sec on and offs, and come back and there’re like 6 new threads-with 70+ posts each! I shudder to think of what will happen next time i go on vacation. But i could have lotsa fun next time i stay up all night w/hw and suchlike.
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I have no video game knowldge and therefore cannot talk to gamers. That includes my cousins.
I’m at the age where girls are taller than boys and boys make consant sex jokes. Main reason I don’t want ott be around them.
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81-Oo-kay. Hello, Gwen-I mean, Glen. *coughs*
82-7h0u k|/|0w37h n07 t3h m34n1n6 0f 1337, d00d. R34d M3G4T0KY0 4 l34rn t3h tr00 w4y. (Thou knoweth not the meaning of l337, my friend. Read Megatokyo and gain knowledge of the true way.)
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^ Thou knoweth not the meaning of 1337, dude. Read Megatokyo for(to) learn the true way.
ON MY OWN YES. Direct translation, oh, I own. Yes.
The real real way is through MMORPGS. Which I dislike. Bad graphics.
Megatokyo owns though.
Ha, I love video games. If you can’t understand that, I pity your poor mortal soul.
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HRH QJ (84),
You mean “thou knowest not.”
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By the way, tell Glen that the Neutals are against Boys vs. Girls
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it becomes easier to deal w/ guys once youre in high skool
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Aliases, aliases, aliases…
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Oh, I know how to deal with guys… stay far away from them
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excellent plan
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pie all guys. the world will suddenly become a better place
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i wanna be in the war! *starts throwing pies.*
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Like I said, Glen is a moron. He too, is at that age where boys make constant sex jokes, so ergo, he should not be permitted on this blog, and I told him that I will sic Hot Pink Bunnies and tenrecs on him if he gets on here. You should all be thanking me, because he was about to show it to his ditz girlfriend, too.
And when I said it was an eensy-beensy bit fictious, that means that he didn’t actually have me in a headlock: he noogied me really hard.
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I have no video game system. But I can DDR.
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Not all boys are jerks and make constant sex jokes. My three best friends are all guys and rather good, brainy specimens too. Not jocky or jerky.
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exactly
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Tenrecs are spiny! Owie, that must hurt.
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I like the way this is the boy power thread, and the last guy to post on here was 9 posts back and it was Robert.
maybe we should recruit some more cool muser guys to the Museblog…..
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-tsk tsk- Now, that’s not very nice. Boys aren’t all bad. Masashi Kishimoto is CRAZY AWESOME. C’mon.
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I know someone who would probably like Muse. I’ll tell him
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hey
im new here on Museblog, but i have a pretty good idea about whats going on here. (my idiot twin, and my little sister are ALWAYS talking about it.) Girls are so annoying, they spend wayto much doing there hair. my twin Zoe, or the pink stalking penguin of penzance a.k.a Zoe as everyone here knows her as, spends about 15 minutes doing her hair and then sheis unhappy and has to redo it. im trying to get my parents to build another bathroom, cuz no one can get into it unless you want to become deaf. i think all girls should be
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hey if any one sees my brother Bobs your Uncle, PIE HIM! im really mad cuz his marching band wich unfortunatlly is good, came back early, so hes here for our brother. speaking of birthday, my fav. colors are HOT pink. (change it GAPAS)
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would people stop generalizing?
there is only one group that is entirley composed of idiots and that is whalers. DIE WHALERS DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
to encourage people from not slurring the opposit gender, why not have a people power thread?
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BYU
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damn, post didn’t go through.
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Yes. Please.
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How about just a general Be-Happy-And-Raise-Our-Self-Esteem Thread? (Skool’s almost over anyway)
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102- The fourth line of your post, “annoying, they spend wayto much doing there hair. my twin Zoe, or the pink”
should have read,
“annoying, they spend way too much time doing their hair. my twin, Zoe, or the pink”
If you’re going to insult someone, please use proper grammar.
Oh, and WELCOME!!!
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Zoe dosnt deserve proper grammer
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Wow, Pink Stalking Penguin, you’re almost as good a planner as General Custer! Do you seriously think that throwing a pie at every single man on earth (an impossible feat, by the way) will make everything better?
j00z |
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I agree with Ebeth. A “WE ARE ALL INCREDIBLY AWESOMELY PHANTASTIQUE PEOPLE” thread would be a nice way to boost our self-esteam (yes, I meant to spell it like that). And we all know how important that is.
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There’s something wrong with dirty jokes? Don’t you listen to Tom Lehrer? Hmm?
Mr. Uncle, Zoe may not deserve proper grammar, but I do. Kindly be nice to my first language. English.
I wonder why people say I’m a cold fish.
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WHAT DID I SAY ABOUT SIBLING RIVALRY! pie you all!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Hey! My 1337 got cut off! Eh…. maybe because I used the little sideways carrot things in my formation of the k’s.
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Do they work?
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No.
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Si, hombre. Pienso yo voy a hablar en espanol porque no hay muchas personas en el Museblog quien sabe.
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Yo sabo un poco de espanol, Senor Grant.
Also, it’s easy to understand Spanish when you know French. (y vice versa)
send in the troops…*troops send all musers on this blog to jail*
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I got the jailhouse blues.
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Now release them.
Gawd, this’ll get me even more critsism from the generals….
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La clase de español no me gusta.
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Boy power. Boys have gotten too much power. Not to bash boys in general, or`anything (that would be totally sexist), but ’tis true that boys/men have historically been domineering and holding women back. Which is why there has never been a woman president and why there isan uneven pay ratio among women compared to men (and races, too!!!)
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hahahahahahahaha…great screennames. Is there a cheney?
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There is now.
I must go hunt deer.
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Not deer, pheasants!!!!
wait.
Never mind.
Go have fun hunting old men, Mr. Vice President.
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Hi Otzi!
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My name means that I harass people who think that not everyone was created equal. Ha! I speak in this special virus/evil-looking type.
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Hi Kokopelli#13!
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Just look at everyday speech:
*people most often just say ‘he’ instead of ‘(s)he’, ‘he or she’, or ‘she or he’ [if not using the grammitically incorrect ‘they’] in sentences such as: ‘One can do whatever he chooses.’
*huMAN
*feMALE [this one is quite frustrating]
*’Every man for himself’
*’all mankind’
you get the point.
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133:
1. Well, being as how God created Eve out of one of Adam’s ribs, I would say ”all mankind” is fine.
2. ”Every man for himself” is just an expression.
3.feMALE is because of reason 1.
4.Human is just a word. Like person. Or people.
5. You have something else bothering you, and that is why you’re attacking others ignorantly?
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1. Not everyone believes in that particular creation story.
2. Indeed it is, but it still annoys me. Just one of those weird things, like gun-chewing, that annoy me. Sorry.
3. See reason one.
4. I’m taking this directly out of webster’s New World College Dictionary, Fourth Edition[Copyright date=2001, 2000, 1999], page 695: “hu∙man” ok, the pronunciation guide goes here, but I can’t figure out how to type those characters; also, I’m using triangles instead of the carrot signs. “adj. [[ME humayne â—„ OFr humaine â—„ L humanus, akin to homo, a man” etc. Yes, a man.
5. I’m not attacking, just stating. I attack in capital letters. With pies!
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Dang athiests! *throws Morpheus in jail for being athiest* *shoots deer* *misses* *hits other thread * *goes into RPG thread* whoops!
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Excuse Me? Are you saying that just because I’m a girl I’m not human???
That creation myth is backward. Before you get too carried away in your chauvinism, let me remind you that every man sprung from woman. Bet THAT annoys you.
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BYU plays the FLUTE
*rolls on the floor in such huge lafter, she gets a seizure*
*recovers in like 1 second*
hes at his lessons rite now
*lafs some more and gets another seizure*
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Chiken! Egg! Man! Woman! Does it matter? We’re all here now…
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136- Uh, agnostic, really. I’m spiritual, but not religious. If that makes sense… And I’m not the only one who doesn’t follow that story. Poetically, creation myths make sense. But please don’t take them literally.
137- Um, no. Just showing the patriarchal root of the word.
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136-Atheists. Thank you very much.
86-What, GAPA darling, is the difference between ‘eth’ and ‘est’?
(133) Words are words, made as people see/saw fit. See triptastic post in Girl Power thread.
Hmm. I kust think that most of the stories in the Bible are…guidelines? Like it wasn’t exactly that way, but is being explained in a book-ish way so you understand the message.
I think we’ve sucessfully strayed from the topic. So, musicians. There’s been a lot of good male musicians. Bob Dylan comes to mind. I like him trhough osmosis I suppose, my brother listens to him quite a bit.
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A BOY POWER THREAD AND NO GIRL POWER THREAD?!??!
GAPA?!?!??!?!??!?!!
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Look right under the Boy Power thread. The Girl Power thread came first.
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145- Chill you spaz! it just got kicked off of the most recent post spot
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Bob dylan pwns.
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Ebeth,
How about just “Ebeth the Former Lurker” or Rehabilitated Lurker or Reformed Lurker? It seems to me that any of those adjectives implies all of the others, so one is all that’s needed. And “recently” seems inaccurate; you’ve been reformed for a while now, no?
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Well technically yes, although i must confess i have done a bit of lurking recently. My therapist was extremely upset. Maybe i should be Ebeth the Stalker instead. Rehabilitation for that hasn’t started yet. XD
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How you people likey?
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I like.
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*Phoenix invades Boy Power thread and throws buirning pies at the boys*
That was for pie-ing Jadestone way back in the beginning of the thread!
I remember in the begging of the blog we had, like, no boys at all.
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Nonesense. Grant O is male.
Anywoof, my opinion my boys has completely changed.
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Most are complete idiots. As are most girls.
In conclusion: people suck.
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I know one that isn’t a complete idiot….. accually, 7.
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girl power is much cooler than boy power. and we have more posts *laughs evily*
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I accually know 8 that aren’t complete idiots.
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All the guys i know are complete idiots, but the ones who are not as idiotic..hm…well jacob’s not idiotic, matt’s not idiotic, andy is idiotic (he wouldn’t sing the llama song!!! *gasp*) but that’s ok somewhat, my cousins’ aren’t idiots for the most part (grant, michael, and hugh), danny’s not really an idiot, Preston’s not an idiot…wiseman’s an idiot but again that’s ok. That maketh….7 guys that aren’t idiots, and 2 that are but i talk to anyway cuz they can be froods.
Of the other guys that i know sort of well/talk to, Hunter’s an idiot (more so than andy and wiseman i mean), and so is Phillip.
That’s my reviewal of the guys i know…
Of course if we count all you MB guys then we have more than that… :{-)
I now declare that the official boy power smiley cuz i feel like it. :{-) It has a moustache.
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I left some candy hearts on a guys desk. They read “I’m Yours” and “Be Mine”.
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159- I like the moustache smiley!
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160- Wow. Did he know who put them there?
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How about a beard? /goatee?
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hmm….
nah
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fuzzy beard!
:{-)>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
Gandalf the wise….
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squiiiiiiiggggggle.
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Anyway.
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163- Excellent!
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I leave school early. I left before he could find them. The reaction will come tomorrow.
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I ca’t wait for his response. I’m the only girl in the class: he’ll know its me.
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Do you like him?
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Goode Luck.
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160-Erato, thou art devious. Please stay away from my boyfriend. Only joking!
We had to talk about male stereotypes today-I have this constant feeling in school that the people there understand nothing of what I say. Ever. I even speak in English, and they don’t get it. Oh well. At least I know what I say. I’m usually 5w337 to them, though occasionally I get in a good wisecrack. Mwahahaha!
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Go Erato!
hotstuff trinity called this reeeeaaaalllllllyyy cute guy Koatrack who was in her orchestra to invite him to our school dance, but he already had a girlfiend. she was crushed.
That wasn’t too heartening, was it?
I didn’t think so.
Sorry.
Good luck, anyhoo.
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He didn’t emtnion the candy hearts today, He only made jokes about Disney ad the “Wrinkle in Time” movie.
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How depressing and/or alkward. *hug of smypathy* They made a Wrinkle in Time movie??
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Yep. We watched it today. Interesting stuff.
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I left another heart on his desk. I had to put them under his books so that the teacher wouldn’t catch me.
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Sweetness.
And good luck, againe.
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ha ha candy hearts. cute.
well, i haven’t had such wonderful experiences with the boy i like recently…..(see May post……..#186)
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He found them this time. But, hsi friend told him they were fromme, and he thre them out
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right now all the boys look like this:
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hope i didnt offend anny one
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bet i did….
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…sorry
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Well, I’m not offended. Then againe, I’m not a guy…
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I told him I liked him today. He backed away slowly
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ah….
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thats never happened to me cuz all the boys i know are jerks and i wouldn’t like them.
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Copper bigfoot: That means you’re too good for him.
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Thanks, Otzi. My friend and I were making fun of him behind his back today. I still like him… but he makes fun of me behind my back, and I wanted revenge.
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well,
seeing that im not a boy
i must say that,,
when god made adam
he put him above eve
so the man is above the woman
but that doesnt mean that we dont have power
we shall over come!!!!
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Guys are so much easier to understand than girls. Guys don’t do the whole sneaky-behind-your-back thing- if they hate you, they punch you. Then life gets right back to normal.
I have WAY more girl friends than guy friends, but I’m closer to my guy friends. I only call my girl friends if I’m feeling overly frivolous.
I’m a girl. Just making sure no one’s addled in that aspect…
GAPA-does addled fit there?
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189- Yes, but the Goddess pwns all.
Really, arguing over such things using Creation myths is pointless.
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(184) -hug- Things like this are hard. I know. In my own cosmic sort of way. -more hugs-
This thread is infintely more bearable than the Girl Power thread, a phrase which I dislike.
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184- *huggles* Poor you. But don’t worry. *hughughug*
I’m writing a thingy about girls, like what Ron told Hermione to write.(Girls, So Boys Can Undertand Them). I’ll post it here or on the Girl power thread when I finish.
First Post?
Tis true. I agree, it is only fair that boys should get their power, too.
2nd post!!!!!!!!
That’s the closest I’ve ever gotten to first post!!!!!!
Boy power is not as cool as girl power.
However true, You shouldn’t be allowed to say that on an anti-no-boy-power thing.
All boys unite under the banner of Ptolemy!
WE shall pie all GIrls!
We shall start now…*Pies JS*
Take that Girl Power!
Oh and first post
4- Girl Power is definately waaaaaaaaay cooler.
https://musefanpage.com/blog/?p=293
us girs are way cooler than you butts
plus boys smell
*does not pie boys and start a war*
I think this should be anti-non-boys, you know?
And (this is a joke) the GAPA will zap all anti-boy things?
Yeah, we took over their thread, didn’t we?
*pies PSPP aka Z for being such a sludge-in-cranium*
Boys and girls are awful. End of story. Done. Finished.
* uses Spear of Encrusted Dessert Pastries to smother Ptolemy in pecan, chocostrawberry, apple, blueberry, and pumpkin*
PIE WARS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PEOPLE!!!!
SHUT UP!
Pie wars are cool, but this is stupid. Really stupid!!! See my comment Girl Power thread.
SOME GIRLS ARE FROODS!
SOME ARE NOT!
SOME BOYS ARE FROODS!
SOME ARE NOT!
SEX HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH IT!!!
yes, I know a lot of you are just kidding around but I’ve dealt with sexism (both types- female AND male descrimination) way too many times have sense of humor about it.
Girl power is sooooo much better
*skips off to girl power thread*
plus, we outnumber you!
HEY! You girls have your own thread! Go away!
That immature, Gwendolyn
No boys on girls thread and no girls on boys thread. Deal?
A pie war? boys against girls? oooohh ,sign me up! ( im a girl, just so that no one mistakes my allegiance0
PIE ALL GIRLS !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
My exclamation points are the longest thing on this page.
My exclamation points are the longest thing on this page. Ha!
GAPA: You would see more of us around if you moderated the comments more often!
I’d also lose my job.
What do you do? If its not to rude to ask. (I wouldn’t know, I just say normal stuff and my parents call it rude. :/
*pies girls who posted on this thread and anyone in favor of another pie war*
I don’t mind at all. In fact, I answered that question months ago in a post called Robert’s Secret Identity.
PIE ALL
BOYS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PIE ALL BOYS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ha!
besides, why would we want more of you? there are enough already.
wordpress! my braces are killing me!
GY, that’s not very nice.
maybe we should just make a Museblogger Power thread?
lets try that again
PIE ALL BOYS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!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May i draw attention to my exqusite green ! ?
*pies all boys*
Oh please. Maybe I’m just in a bad mood, but this is…. childish. “Pie all boys”? That’s something I said when I was nine. “Eeeewwww….. boys are gross!!!!” I know a LOT of cool boys. Let us not have a gender war. I think I might end up hanging out on this thread, to avoid feeling like an American Girl ditz.
SM (31),
“MuseBlogger Power”… Now, there’s a redundancy for you.
I agree with MG. This is stupid (see post 15). Come on, people, this is the Museblog. Love, peace, pies and hbps!
Girls, stop ruining the boy power thread.
Let’s have a pie war about something worth fighting about. Like the last one. Chuck Norris vs. Watership Down was a highly war worthy topic.
I agree with SM also. A Museblogger thread.
15-Yay for Skipper Nancy! HAIL!
30-I weep for you, I deeply sympathize.
My other favorite oxymoron is “Macintosh works.” I feel like such a drip when I talk about this. In fact, maybe I AM a ditz. Eeek. Oh horror. RUN AWAAAAY! RUN AWAAAAAAY!!!!!
Queenie, if you’re a ditz, I’m a crested basketfish.
15 – Exactly! I can’t put it in better words myself.
34 – Ditto.
*stands back and watches the pie war*
I’ve considered all boys (besides Musers) just plain arrogant and stupid ever since my friend betrayed me. End of story.
Sorry to post twice in a row, and I don’t mean to rain on anyone’s parade, but I was just thinking about this and it occurs to me that perhaps we musebloggers should forget the gender war and concentrate on uniting and planning *looks around cautiously* world domination? After all, to achieve that we’ll need to cooperate. Also, if the boys and the girls are constantly at war, how will we be able to hold a peaceful muse convention? Unless we had separate conventions for boys and girls, lol.
Oops, I hate to be a nuisance and post again, but I keep forgetting things! Short-term memory and too much multitasking do not mix well. Anyway, the last thing I was going to say for now is in response to post 37: I don’t think you have to worry about being a ditz, Queenie. I could be wrong, but I don’t think most people who read Muse are the ditzy type at all. ^_^
Oy vey. What have I done? I was just kidding guys! Seriously!
Deal, Headmaster Yoda. Absolute deal.
I WAS JUST KIDDING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
All boys take over the Girl power thread!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! And post like forty posts for boys.
Boys and girls should be considered equal.! I agree with post 15, MG. Only boys post on this thread, and only girsl post on your thead. At least, if you’re going to make fun of us…
If so, I’ll cal off all of my other villagers, who are about to conqure the girl power thread.
And muse boys aren’t bad at all! *sniff*
Pie you , pie you all! * goes off into a berserk rage* *runs into wall* *gets a cuncution*
OKOKOK!! I know… I’m not supposed to post here anymore…pie me, if you want,
but I would just like to say that it was I not MG, who posted number 15. Sorry. I’ll stop now. But we should all just get along. None of us had any problem with the boy/girl thing until these threads came along.
*quickly runs away to post on Pie War thread*
Could I pretend to be a boy, just for a little while? *cuts off hair and dons boyish clothing* If y’all won’t let me post on here, I’m not going to post on either thread. I’m not going over to Girl Power, unless to argue with them. From now on (for a short time, anyway), I’m to be called “MB”. (wow, that’s going to get really confusing with the blog name and everything)
OK
Damn, psot didn’t go thorugh
OK, people, remember what happened LAST time we had a pie war? Neutrals won.. there are no gender neutrals (as far as I know) on Museblog. And beisdes, civil war only get us away form out goal: World Domination
Muse boys are cool. Most others are horrible idiots. Most, not all.
SM, agreed.
I don’t know what kind of boys y’all are used to, but out of all I know, most are really cool.
Pfff! Boys rulez, Girls rulez? So last century…
KIDS RULE!
And who says all girls are perfect?
^_____^ And I’m slpit pretty evenly on girl/boy friends. But since we’re drama/computer/D&D/history/science/reading/RP/film geeks, we’re pretty cool.
Like I said, sex has nothing to do with it (well, ok that’s not entirely true because the society we live in today, but that’s not my point). Some people are irritating and arrogant. Sure, you may know a lot of idiot guys, but I’m guessing that you probably know your share of idiot girls, too.
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I only started this war because the girls were disin the boys.
I mean it was boys smell, or boys are froods.
WE DIDNT START THIS WAR!
Well we did but we were angered by you.
*pies A Scrumpdillyicious, Misunderestimated Copper Yeti*
I shall start to look for nucleur weapons on this blog.
You know I know a lot of girls that are snobs, and I know boys that are arrogent idiots. No Muser is like that. WE SHOULD BE FRIENDS.
We are different because no “cool kid” would pick up this magazene without looking at koko and saying “wow this is stupid im gonna throw this away*
But I am still self appointed leader of the fledgling boys.
The idiots in my classes who think that safety goggles are really forehead protectors [long story involving a poster with monkeys and goggles], Bradstreet is hillarious, and that “gerrymandering” is the funniest word ever.
[that was in reference to comments 51-53]
*Lciks pie off face*
mmmm, Choklit
I hate females too, by the way.
And now for something that will make you reconsider…
Can you feelthe love tonight?
The peace the evening brings
The worlds for once
In perfect harmony
With all its living things
I was not overwhelmed by the neutrals! I was still left standing in the pie war.
I dont know how old most of you are but i definitly agree that this whole hate thing seems really elementary/middle-schoolish. in my high school most people are called gay (nothing against gay people) if they say they hate the other sex so for any of you guys who say you hate girls and girls who say you hate guys i would reconsider what you sound like
also, you are saying you hate roughly half of the entire population of the world. thats a lot of hate!
Hey, what’s all this about “uniting under the banner of President Ptolemy?” I am the Ultimate Supreme Executive Chairman! I’ll let it go, though. A long while back I did a post on my weblog about this sort of thing. I talked for a long time about how when guys hate other guys, they show it, but when girls hate other girls, they sneak around behind their backs and spread nasty rumors. I was younger and more foolish, so please don’t pounce on this as an excuse for another flame war, O people who did so when I mentioned that Rupert Grint was girly. I have since found this to be untrue. I dislike some guy but I don’t show it because then he’d probably do all he could to make my life miserable. I then included an actual instant messanger conversation that took place between a girl (NOT my girlfriend) and I. She admitted it fully that girls were (hold on, I’m going to go see what she actually said) “yip. to our best friends. we are a big group of shallow, backstabbing, manical, evil beings.”
Anyway, what’s with the obsession with pie wars? That kind of thing has gone stale. Please, let’s do something original. How about Incendiary Yak Wars? Or Twizzler Wars? Have you any idea how much it hurts to get whipped with a Twizzler? They sting!
Correction: President Bush #59 – NUCULAR, not Nuclear. Notice the CUlar. Bush can’t talk.
Or he might be mispronouncing it on purpose.
There are good and bad about both genders, expcet when they’re puberty age, in that case I’d rather hang out with girls so to aviod constant sex jokes.
If we have to SAY we have power, we don’t.
“If you have to tell me you’re famous, you’re really not. You know that, kid?”
Really, we should just mesh these into a MuseBlogger Power thread.
I hate ignorant people who don’t try to learn.
Well I suppose I need a male name as well?
(66) It’s all about Dan.
I agree Queenie. Something like the self-esteem “games” bit in that one issue.
Hate is overrated; organ reaping, however is not. Which is actually a great deal different from organ harvesting. Who wants to know why? On that subject, me and my friend were talking about the best Invader ZIM episode ever- Dark harvest
“More organs means more human.”
60- Bless you Ptolemy, for saying I’m neither an arrogant idiot or a snob! Yes, I am in total total total agreement,
66- if you want an election we shall have one. feel free to repost this if you want:
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Ptolemy for Pres…………………………………………….Chairman Grant
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Ptolemy………………………………………………………..{insert name here}
{insert name here}
They could be co-rulers. Like Rome used to have….back in the day….
The most important thing for us guys to remebr, is that we need to respect the girls/women in our lives, and not treat them like lesser beings.
Why don’t you make a contribution, and say something nice about a girl/woman you know on the ‘Girl Power’ thread.
76- Isn’t that nice.
We could just have a virtual group hug.
Which is much better than an actual hug.
Then continue to say nice things.
I actually knows a lot of nice guys. If I knew Tetsuya Nomura on a personal level I’m sure he would be included.
Axa has a question that anyone can answer: What do boys in general think of a girl who plays video games? It’s not as though I’m going to stop if you say “JSBGISUBGOUISBW YOU IS STUPID FO’ DOINGS THATZZZZ!!111” but I’d like to know.
I respect all of the guys on here wholeheartedly, I just don’t talk to them as much. Heck, you guys are some of the most insane people I know! How could I not think of you all as friends?
Actually, I know [in person] two nice guys.
Isn’t that special?
Sadly, that’s about it.
Actually, I just thought of three more, whom I also know in person.
Five. Spiffy.
Hi. I’m Glen, Gwen’s male fraternal twin. I’m new to MuseBlog, and Isaw the Boy Power thread, and decided to check it out.
One thing- What the heck is this boy vs. girl thing? You people are acting like you’re in second grade!
Another thing- Pie wars? Hot Pink Bunnies? The Internet Fan Mail Pit? You’re all dang freaks! Why does Gwen even like this place?
*Gwendolyn bursts into the room from the closet, ripping masking tape off of her face. Uses a pie to unseat idiot twin brother*
Sorry everyone! Glen is…. well, none too bright, and from what you’ve heard, you all know that he is obviously not bright enough to understand Muse. Really. I think he’s spent to much time with that ditz he calls a girlfriend, because before her, he was actually pretty smart.
*Glen sees what I’m typing and immediately has me in a headlock on the floor*
Note: this post is just an eensy-beensy bit fictious.
Guys can be cool. Actually when i was in middle school i hated pretty much all guys but they’ve almost caught up now…i.e. they actually know the meaning of the word maturity, if vaguely. Of course, back then i didn’t know any muser guys either. XD
78-I know several girls who got invited to dances and suchlike solely on their extent of videogame knowledge and expertise. I didn’t understand a word of their raptures, due to the fact that i have no videogame system and consequently could not understand a word of it.
So why i’m posting on the boy power thread first, i honestly have no idea.
This place is really speeding up isn’t it? A couple days of 30-sec on and offs, and come back and there’re like 6 new threads-with 70+ posts each! I shudder to think of what will happen next time i go on vacation.
But i could have lotsa fun next time i stay up all night w/hw and suchlike.
I have no video game knowldge and therefore cannot talk to gamers. That includes my cousins.
I’m at the age where girls are taller than boys and boys make consant sex jokes. Main reason I don’t want ott be around them.
81-Oo-kay. Hello, Gwen-I mean, Glen. *coughs*
82-7h0u k|/|0w37h n07 t3h m34n1n6 0f 1337, d00d. R34d M3G4T0KY0 4 l34rn t3h tr00 w4y. (Thou knoweth not the meaning of l337, my friend. Read Megatokyo and gain knowledge of the true way.)
^ Thou knoweth not the meaning of 1337, dude. Read Megatokyo for(to) learn the true way.
ON MY OWN YES. Direct translation, oh, I own. Yes.
The real real way is through MMORPGS. Which I dislike. Bad graphics.
Megatokyo owns though.
Ha, I love video games. If you can’t understand that, I pity your poor mortal soul.
HRH QJ (84),
You mean “thou knowest not.”
By the way, tell Glen that the Neutals are against Boys vs. Girls
it becomes easier to deal w/ guys once youre in high skool
Aliases, aliases, aliases…
Oh, I know how to deal with guys… stay far away from them
excellent plan
pie all guys. the world will suddenly become a better place
i wanna be in the war! *starts throwing pies.*
Like I said, Glen is a moron. He too, is at that age where boys make constant sex jokes, so ergo, he should not be permitted on this blog, and I told him that I will sic Hot Pink Bunnies and tenrecs on him if he gets on here. You should all be thanking me, because he was about to show it to his ditz girlfriend, too.
And when I said it was an eensy-beensy bit fictious, that means that he didn’t actually have me in a headlock: he noogied me really hard.
I have no video game system. But I can DDR.
Not all boys are jerks and make constant sex jokes. My three best friends are all guys and rather good, brainy specimens too. Not jocky or jerky.
exactly
Tenrecs are spiny! Owie, that must hurt.
I like the way this is the boy power thread, and the last guy to post on here was 9 posts back and it was Robert.
maybe we should recruit some more cool muser guys to the Museblog…..
-tsk tsk- Now, that’s not very nice. Boys aren’t all bad. Masashi Kishimoto is CRAZY AWESOME. C’mon.
I know someone who would probably like Muse. I’ll tell him
hey
im new here on Museblog, but i have a pretty good idea about whats going on here. (my idiot twin, and my little sister are ALWAYS talking about it.) Girls are so annoying, they spend wayto much doing there hair. my twin Zoe, or the pink stalking penguin of penzance a.k.a Zoe as everyone here knows her as, spends about 15 minutes doing her hair and then sheis unhappy and has to redo it. im trying to get my parents to build another bathroom, cuz no one can get into it unless you want to become deaf. i think all girls should be
hey if any one sees my brother Bobs your Uncle, PIE HIM! im really mad cuz his marching band wich unfortunatlly is good, came back early, so hes here for our brother. speaking of birthday, my fav. colors are HOT pink. (change it GAPAS)
would people stop generalizing?
there is only one group that is entirley composed of idiots and that is whalers. DIE WHALERS DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
to encourage people from not slurring the opposit gender, why not have a people power thread?
BYU
damn, post didn’t go through.
Yes. Please.
How about just a general Be-Happy-And-Raise-Our-Self-Esteem Thread? (Skool’s almost over anyway)
102- The fourth line of your post,
“annoying, they spend wayto much doing there hair. my twin Zoe, or the pink”
should have read,
“annoying, they spend way too much time doing their hair. my twin, Zoe, or the pink”
If you’re going to insult someone, please use proper grammar.
Oh, and WELCOME!!!
Zoe dosnt deserve proper grammer
Wow, Pink Stalking Penguin, you’re almost as good a planner as General Custer! Do you seriously think that throwing a pie at every single man on earth (an impossible feat, by the way) will make everything better?
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I agree with Ebeth. A “WE ARE ALL INCREDIBLY AWESOMELY PHANTASTIQUE PEOPLE” thread would be a nice way to boost our self-esteam (yes, I meant to spell it like that). And we all know how important that is.
There’s something wrong with dirty jokes? Don’t you listen to Tom Lehrer? Hmm?
Mr. Uncle, Zoe may not deserve proper grammar, but I do. Kindly be nice to my first language. English.
I wonder why people say I’m a cold fish.
WHAT DID I SAY ABOUT SIBLING RIVALRY! pie you all!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hey! My 1337 got cut off! Eh…. maybe because I used the little sideways carrot things in my formation of the k’s.
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Do they work?
No.
Si, hombre. Pienso yo voy a hablar en espanol porque no hay muchas personas en el Museblog quien sabe.
Yo sabo un poco de espanol, Senor Grant.
Also, it’s easy to understand Spanish when you know French. (y vice versa)
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send in the troops…*troops send all musers on this blog to jail*
I got the jailhouse blues.
Now release them.
Gawd, this’ll get me even more critsism from the generals….
La clase de español no me gusta.
Boy power. Boys have gotten too much power. Not to bash boys in general, or`anything (that would be totally sexist), but ’tis true that boys/men have historically been domineering and holding women back. Which is why there has never been a woman president and why there isan uneven pay ratio among women compared to men (and races, too!!!)
hahahahahahahaha…great screennames. Is there a cheney?
There is now.
I must go hunt deer.
Not deer, pheasants!!!!
wait.
Never mind.
Go have fun hunting old men, Mr. Vice President.
Hi Otzi!
My name means that I harass people who think that not everyone was created equal. Ha! I speak in this special virus/evil-looking type.Hi Kokopelli#13!
Just look at everyday speech:
*people most often just say ‘he’ instead of ‘(s)he’, ‘he or she’, or ‘she or he’ [if not using the grammitically incorrect ‘they’] in sentences such as: ‘One can do whatever he chooses.’
*huMAN
*feMALE [this one is quite frustrating]
*’Every man for himself’
*’all mankind’
you get the point.
133:
1. Well, being as how God created Eve out of one of Adam’s ribs, I would say ”all mankind” is fine.
2. ”Every man for himself” is just an expression.
3.feMALE is because of reason 1.
4.Human is just a word. Like person. Or people.
5. You have something else bothering you, and that is why you’re attacking others ignorantly?
1. Not everyone believes in that particular creation story.
2. Indeed it is, but it still annoys me. Just one of those weird things, like gun-chewing, that annoy me. Sorry.
3. See reason one.
4. I’m taking this directly out of webster’s New World College Dictionary, Fourth Edition[Copyright date=2001, 2000, 1999], page 695: “hu∙man” ok, the pronunciation guide goes here, but I can’t figure out how to type those characters; also, I’m using triangles instead of the carrot signs. “adj. [[ME humayne â—„ OFr humaine â—„ L humanus, akin to homo, a man” etc. Yes, a man.
5.
I’m not attacking, just stating. I attack in capital letters. With pies!
Dang athiests! *throws Morpheus in jail for being athiest* *shoots deer* *misses* *hits other thread * *goes into RPG thread* whoops!
Excuse Me? Are you saying that just because I’m a girl I’m not human???
That creation myth is backward. Before you get too carried away in your chauvinism, let me remind you that every man sprung from woman. Bet THAT annoys you.
BYU plays the FLUTE
*rolls on the floor in such huge lafter, she gets a seizure*
*recovers in like 1 second*
hes at his lessons rite now
*lafs some more and gets another seizure*
Chiken! Egg! Man! Woman! Does it matter? We’re all here now…
136- Uh, agnostic, really. I’m spiritual, but not religious. If that makes sense… And I’m not the only one who doesn’t follow that story. Poetically, creation myths make sense. But please don’t take them literally.
137- Um, no. Just showing the patriarchal root of the word.
136-Atheists. Thank you very much.
86-What, GAPA darling, is the difference between ‘eth’ and ‘est’?
QJ (141),
That was explained most recently in iambic pentameter on the Shakespeare’s birthday thread.
Yo no hablo español.
I don’t speak English
(133) Words are words, made as people see/saw fit. See triptastic post in Girl Power thread.
Hmm. I kust think that most of the stories in the Bible are…guidelines? Like it wasn’t exactly that way, but is being explained in a book-ish way so you understand the message.
I think we’ve sucessfully strayed from the topic. So, musicians. There’s been a lot of good male musicians. Bob Dylan comes to mind. I like him trhough osmosis I suppose, my brother listens to him quite a bit.
A BOY POWER THREAD AND NO GIRL POWER THREAD?!??!
GAPA?!?!??!?!??!?!!
Look right under the Boy Power thread. The Girl Power thread came first.
145- Chill you spaz! it just got kicked off of the most recent post spot
Bob dylan pwns.
Ebeth,
How about just “Ebeth the Former Lurker” or Rehabilitated Lurker or Reformed Lurker? It seems to me that any of those adjectives implies all of the others, so one is all that’s needed. And “recently” seems inaccurate; you’ve been reformed for a while now, no?
Well technically yes, although i must confess i have done a bit of lurking recently. My therapist was extremely upset. Maybe i should be Ebeth the Stalker instead. Rehabilitation for that hasn’t started yet. XD
How you people likey?
I like.
*Phoenix invades Boy Power thread and throws buirning pies at the boys*
That was for pie-ing Jadestone way back in the beginning of the thread!
I remember in the begging of the blog we had, like, no boys at all.
Nonesense. Grant O is male.
Anywoof, my opinion my boys has completely changed.
Most are complete idiots. As are most girls.
In conclusion: people suck.
I know one that isn’t a complete idiot….. accually, 7.
girl power is much cooler than boy power. and we have more posts *laughs evily*
I accually know 8 that aren’t complete idiots.
All the guys i know are complete idiots, but the ones who are not as idiotic..hm…well jacob’s not idiotic, matt’s not idiotic, andy is idiotic (he wouldn’t sing the llama song!!! *gasp*) but that’s ok somewhat, my cousins’ aren’t idiots for the most part (grant, michael, and hugh), danny’s not really an idiot, Preston’s not an idiot…wiseman’s an idiot but again that’s ok. That maketh….7 guys that aren’t idiots, and 2 that are but i talk to anyway cuz they can be froods.
Of the other guys that i know sort of well/talk to, Hunter’s an idiot (more so than andy and wiseman i mean), and so is Phillip.
That’s my reviewal of the guys i know…
Of course if we count all you MB guys then we have more than that… :{-)
I now declare that the official boy power smiley cuz i feel like it. :{-) It has a moustache.
I left some candy hearts on a guys desk. They read “I’m Yours” and “Be Mine”.
159- I like the moustache smiley!
160- Wow. Did he know who put them there?
:{-)
How about a beard? /goatee?
:{-)>
hmm….
nah
:{-)#
fuzzy beard!
:{-)>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
Gandalf the wise….
:{-)~
squiiiiiiiggggggle.
:{-)%
Anyway.
:{-)
163- Excellent!
I leave school early. I left before he could find them. The reaction will come tomorrow.
I ca’t wait for his response. I’m the only girl in the class: he’ll know its me.
Do you like him?
Goode Luck.
160-Erato, thou art devious. Please stay away from my boyfriend. Only joking!
We had to talk about male stereotypes today-I have this constant feeling in school that the people there understand nothing of what I say. Ever. I even speak in English, and they don’t get it. Oh well. At least I know what I say. I’m usually 5w337 to them, though occasionally I get in a good wisecrack. Mwahahaha!
Go Erato!
hotstuff trinity called this reeeeaaaalllllllyyy cute guy Koatrack who was in her orchestra to invite him to our school dance, but he already had a girlfiend. she was crushed.
That wasn’t too heartening, was it?
I didn’t think so.
Sorry.
Good luck, anyhoo.
He didn’t emtnion the candy hearts today, He only made jokes about Disney ad the “Wrinkle in Time” movie.
How depressing and/or alkward. *hug of smypathy* They made a Wrinkle in Time movie??
Yep. We watched it today. Interesting stuff.
I left another heart on his desk. I had to put them under his books so that the teacher wouldn’t catch me.
Sweetness.
And good luck, againe.
ha ha candy hearts. cute.
well, i haven’t had such wonderful experiences with the boy i like recently…..(see May post……..#186)
He found them this time. But, hsi friend told him they were fromme, and he thre them out
right now all the boys look like this:
hope i didnt offend anny one
bet i did….
…sorry
Well, I’m not offended. Then againe, I’m not a guy…
I told him I liked him today. He backed away slowly
ah….
thats never happened to me cuz all the boys i know are jerks and i wouldn’t like them.
Copper bigfoot: That means you’re too good for him.
Thanks, Otzi. My friend and I were making fun of him behind his back today. I still like him… but he makes fun of me behind my back, and I wanted revenge.
well,
seeing that im not a boy
i must say that,,
when god made adam
he put him above eve
so the man is above the woman
but that doesnt mean that we dont have power
we shall over come!!!!
Guys are so much easier to understand than girls. Guys don’t do the whole sneaky-behind-your-back thing- if they hate you, they punch you. Then life gets right back to normal.
I have WAY more girl friends than guy friends, but I’m closer to my guy friends. I only call my girl friends if I’m feeling overly frivolous.
I’m a girl. Just making sure no one’s addled in that aspect…
GAPA-does addled fit there?
189- Yes, but the Goddess pwns all.
Really, arguing over such things using Creation myths is pointless.
(184) -hug- Things like this are hard. I know. In my own cosmic sort of way. -more hugs-
This thread is infintely more bearable than the Girl Power thread, a phrase which I dislike.
184- *huggles* Poor you. But don’t worry. *hughughug*
I’m writing a thingy about girls, like what Ron told Hermione to write.(Girls, So Boys Can Undertand Them). I’ll post it here or on the Girl power thread when I finish.