The old RPG (version 2006.1) is overflowing with posts. Do you want to continue it according to the same rules, or start a new one with new rules? Decide, and proceed.
New rules. See inside.
MuseBlog RPG*, version 2006.2, Part 1
Continued on Part Two.
I think that we need to be able to recent fictional characters in here, too. For exmaple, I’d love to play Leafpool from Warriors.
New one, new rules. Done. And one less confusing this time. Trying to understand some of that is like rolling a snowball up an aardvark’s philtrum.
Different rules!
I wasn’t on the olde one…Can we start a new one?
I shall take the liberty of starting.
Ptolemy
I say that the Earth is at the center of the universe. Any objections?
same (#4)
Then it’s unianimous. GAPAs? Will you make them or should we?
I like the old rules. Do characters from myths count ad “fictional characters created before 1900”?
It would be nice if people could make their own character though. Mabe people could vote to see if a new character should be allowed.
It would also be nice if the time the new one opens was posted.
so…what are the rules?
ill be koko if thats fine w/ everyone… hehehe
I’ll be Crraw, if thats OK.
11- Yes, what are they?
I’ll join, but I don’t know who I’m joining as yet. That depends on what the new rules are going to be.
Hey, I was Crraw! Well, it’s ok, I guess, seeing as this is a new one and you called it first. I’ll be Dante, then. I like the idea of new rules.
So……any rules?
And when is it going to commence?
If we’re picking characters already, I’m Urania!
I think you should change the rule that famous real people aren’t allowed to come in. At least that’s how I read it.
As you know, I am trying to get a couple of bigshots to post ideas/and or advice on the ‘Muse Movie?’ thread.
Someone should be the “Mysterious Voice From Above”, or the GPA could. It kept things interesting. I think we should limit dictator characters in the new RPG. It got really boring last time when all people did was debate whose mustache was better.
In the very first rpg, there was a huge problem with staying in character. One of the last posts was Urania tackling Pwt.
can I be koko?
Hey! I liked being Mussolini!
Well, evil dictators are out, Koko’s taken several times over, as is Crraw (Be assertive peoples! If everybody goes around with “Can i be koko/crraw” nobody’ll ever decide. Just say “I AM koko/crraw, and then argue amongst yourselves. Much more amusing as well.) Maybe i’ll give this one a miss. I rather enjoyed my shiny head.
Well, dead famous real people shouyld be able to come on, but not living. We don’t want Koko pieing Donald Trump, now do we? That would result in mess….
I’m too lazy to go the the RPG thread, so, what it this. I figured it was some kinda story, but what’s it about. sorry, you don’t have to answer if you don’t want to.
I am Crraw!
Most RPGs are a sotry, but in this one, you just post like the character
5-Yes. You’re wrong.
I want to be someone interesting. But who?
Crraw
We’ve Started an RPG
Koko, Plotmy and Me
We want to have some fun
Washington, get your gun!
Rules:
You can be any aincent or modern muse, Book Character, Play Character, Comic Strip Character, Dead Famous Pertson (minus evil dictators), Or politician.
Thats my understanding of the rules. Anyone want to make changes?
How about animals? I’ll be disappointed if the tenrecs don’t make a reappearance.
You can be any aincent or modern muse, Book Character, Play Character, Comic Strip Character, Dead Famous Pertson (minus evil dictators), People and animals that appear in the magaziner Or politicians
Revised
I think I’ll be an aardwolf, then. ^.^
I call Mysterious Voice From Above! I was the first one, remember?
I’ll be augustus cesear. (sp)
I don’t wear stupid clothing though. and deffinately not the olive boquett.
Olive BRANCH, not just olives, EWW.
Dante
I’m tired of writing in this stupid three line stanza form… it’s difficult, plus it makes a really long story. I’m switching to the nice, short and to-the-point haiku.
The Inferno
(haiku edition)
Abandon all Hope!
looks like everyone’s down here
OmyGod! The Pope!
You folks likee?
Ptolemy
Yeti may Zues throw thunderbolts at you untill you spell my name correctly!
26-
Ptolemy
Queenie, you can’t proove that I an wrong.
*Gets package in mail* Hmm a telescope… *reads instrustions* look through end, makes things closer…*looks through large end* THat doesn’t make things any better.
President Bush
I shall now look for nuclaerur bombs on this thread.
I’m Peter Pan!!!
Nac Mac Feegle
I’ll find my book in a sec. I forget how they talk…..
what is this
I cant decide who to be!
A Mysterious Voice From Above Says:
Not Again…..
I’ll be Melpomene, then. In full Ancient Greek garb. *pulls out frowning mask*
The Muse of Tragedy… how do you think people react when she shows up at a party?
Hmm… who shall I be?
Maybe I’ll be the tenrecs again.
Except that last time I never ended up posting after things got kind of messy.
Oh well. Tenrecs I am.
Tenrecs
*The tenrecs appear on the scene, wherever it is, and proceed to gnaw on Ptolemy’s telescope, packaging, and big toe.*
is there a particular character in a book that you like? or something like that….
I chose Peter Pan because my school is doing Peter Pan as our musical, and I’m Peter Pan, so……
Oh poor Plotmeys telescope
Does it have any hope?
The telescope is toast
But the tenrecs will someday roast!
(45) Well, if it’s your average teenage party, I’m guessing no one would know who she was.
Can we be more than one character?
SN (50),
She must have gone to high school somewhere, and presumably the other students would have known who she was. Think they left her out of things because she was such a drag? Think they tried to cheer her up?
SN (51),
I’m not running this show, but I don’t see why not.
O.K., now I’ll get back in the audience and watch the show. It should be a good one!
45/50/52- She hangs out in the basement with the geeks and constantly gets pwn3d at whatever video game they can find. Which is actually quite amusing.
And most of the people in her school do not know her. Because she doesn’t talk. In school, that is.
Hmm… I’m guessing they got all gooey and started saying thing like “Oh, Melpomene, what’s wrooooooooooong” (in a really whiny tone) or “Don’t worry, girl, it’ll be alright”
and “I’m, like, soooo sorry”
and then they would walk off to laugh with their friends and leave her by herself.
Hmm. That was rather bitter.
Dante
I need to relax
Those stupid three line stanzas
Make writing Hell Hell
(haha. Get it? The Inferno- hell- hell– hoho. I crack myself up)
(55)It was a haiku. Just to clarify, incase any one didnt catch that.
i am creating my own Charachter.
Name:Oyvaya
Charachteristics:naiive, trusting, a big time klutz.
Cool thingy about her- she bumped into walls so much that they got fed up and told her to stop it. She can talk to walls now, and doors.
hair:brown
eyes:brown
skin:medium
any one with a problem with my charachter can file acomplaint with my non existant secretary, in triplicate.
Urania
Writing a Haiku
with seventeer sylables
is very diffic
I didn’t write that one.
i am a penguin who is pink
Zlvia, you can’t create your own character. Read the rules I posted
I must confess; the first haiku I posted on here (Abandon all hope/looks like everyone’s down here/OmiGod! The Pope) was not my own either. But that second one was!
Wouldn’t tragedy just be, um, the type of play. In which people die at the ende?
She was probably a drama geek
Yay.
Dante
Why is everybody making a big deal about Shakespeare?
I’m ten times cooler than he is.
*is pied by angry mobs of musebloggers*
(I dont actually think Dante is better than Shakepeare. They’re both very different; I like them both)
#61-you didn’t file the complaint in triplicate.
and why do people thinking my name is Z-I-V-I-A or Z-Y-V-I-A?
its Z-Y-V-I-V-A.
Is triplicate lines of three syllabes?
Zyviva
I would like
To complain
About your new
character
Actually
I have no
problem with
her I just
wanted to
try posting
in this form
I’m not sure
If it’s true
triplicate
but who cares
I had fun.
OK peoples, get into character already! I’m the only one who’s been posting in character; Dantes getting lonely (by the way, did you guys like the haikus?)
Dante
I’m all alone…
there’s nobody heeeere beside me…
Zlvia, you can’t create your own character. Read the rules I posted
Zlvia, you can’t create your own character. Read the rules I posted
Zlvia, you can’t create your own character. Read the rules I posted
Ptolemy
47- Ow my toe!
Ptolemy
I protest Z-something or other!
I protest Z-something or other!
I protest Z-something or other!
Is that triplicate?
Crraw
Good thing Pwt isn’t here….
I think I shall play two characters. Melpomene and Dr. Kay Scarpetta.
Kay
*rolls eyes*
Melpomene
Dante, you aren’t alone anymore. We’re here and so are Crraw and Ptolemy.
Someone should play Norman Bates.
Dante
Oh goodie!
Midway in life’s journey, I went astray
from the straight road and woke to find myself
lost in a blog of crazy lunatics. How shall I say
what a blog it was! I never saw so insane
so random a website
It’s very though gives a shape to fear.
I think some one should be Shakespeare (I would, but being one famous dead poet is quite enough for me, thanks)
Hm, I can’t think of anything to post for the aardwolf. Can I be the Easter Bilby???
Fictiopnal character, eccentric: Go right ahead.
75-go for it
Ptolemy
Dante who are you? you sound Greek?
oh oh i’ll be umm ……….. Luke Skywalker!
I’ll be Darth Vader! Luke, I am your father!
Nnnnnoooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!
Yes!
Darth Vader
Hi everyone!
whee!
DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Nac Mac Feegle
We dinna ken Dath Vada, but we’ll kill him anyway!
That was kinda bad but…WHERE’S MY BOOK?
Bigger than wee Jock but smaller than medium sized Jock Jock
Kill Dath Vada Now!
Darth Vader
ok ok ok…..I give up. You win. Spare me! (miraculously turns into a fictional character that he just made up, a.k.a. Mr. Sir Sir, Sir.
Trusty
As my grandpappy Ol’ Realible used to say… don’t recollect if I’ve ever emtnioned Ol’ Reliable.
Kay
Vader, you didn’t last long. Try using the force.
Melpomene
Hey, since this is a RPG thread, can non-Jedi use the force, too? Or maybe not…*sulks*
Kay
I don’t see why not. But I prefer my Sig.
Darth Vader (I’m back…..)
*throws glass over Yoda’s head using the Force*
Darth Vader
Drat! I missed.
Coulda knocked him out right there. I didn’t do anything!
Ptolemy
What is the force? Back in my day things like that were considered acts of Zues. Is Darth Vader Zues?
*worships Zues/Darth Vader*
*hits Ptolemy*
Ptolemy
*gets hit by bullet*
Oh the agony! Zeus please heal me!
Ptolemy’s Lawyer
Mr.Cheney, you may have just killed My client. Your going to jail
*goes to jail*
Melpomene
It’s spelled, ‘Zeus.’
The force is the energy controlled by people by using their minds.
I think.
I’m not a Jedi.
It’s pretty useful.
Kay
Ptolemy, I’ll help you; I’m a doctor.
*proceeds to give Ptolemy medical attention*
Zeus, some help would be nice, though…
#61 – I think she could make up her own character – it’s being creative! I personally don’t know who everybody is that people are pretending to be, so you could just pretend that it is a character from a book you haven’t read…
Peter Pan
I won’t grow up!
um…..I learned the choreography to that song today in rehersal!!!
78- Dante is a famous Italian poet who lived in the late Middle Ages. He wrote The Inferno a book-length poem about Hell. He also wrote ones about Purgatory and Paradise. I’m currently reading The Inferno; it’s really good, but challenging.
Dante
*sulks* Nobody knows who I am! And I wrote all those beautifull haikus…. jeez.
Harry Potter
Nobody loves you, Dante. You’re not half as cool as me- look how famous I am! Everybody here knows wo I am.
*gets mowed down by horde of angry Potter-haters*
A Sharpie Marker
How about me? No one hates me.
*gets mowed down by horde of previously unheard of Sharpie haters*
A Passing Maniac
Jeez, it looks like poor Skipper’s never gonna find some one to play.
A Eucalyptus Tree
Ok, these characters are getting more and more ridiculous.
Elizabeth Bennet
How about me?
Skipper
No, not you. You’re to hard to write about. Plus, not everyone here has read Pride and Prejudice.
A Cynic
But I bet everyone’s seen the new movie…
A Passing Maniac
Does eat oats and mares eat oats, and little lambs eat ivy a kid’ll eat ivy too, wouldn’t you?
Dante
Shut up. You know that’t not half as beautiful as my poetry. Why, it’s not even poetry! It’s just you being….
A Passing Maniac
…clever? Witty? Sweet? Funny?
Dante
….insane.
The Museblog
Sanity is overrated.
And yet, after all of that, she still couldn’t decied who else to be.
Melpomene
*unleases powers of tragedy on Cheney*
Peter Pan
I won’t grow up!
Captain Hook
why?
Peter Pan
because!
being a kid is cool
Captain Hook
oh
George Bush
But when you’re a kid, you can’t play with NUCULAR bombs. You’re missing out on all the fun!
Eucalyptus Tree
I’m a lumberjack and I’m ok
I sleep all night and I worl all day
wait…. that’s not right….
Dick Cheney
106-and you can’t shoot deer.
or go to jail…
Ptolemy
Zeus there you are!
Zeus
Yes and now about that healing…*Hera walks by*
Wait there’s Hera! Sorry, got to go…
Ptolemy
Dante, I think that I have reached the first layer of the underworld,Gods who are supposed to heal you but are two obssesed with women to help-world. *Apollo comes*
Apollo
Don’t worry, I will heal you…*Daphnene walks by*
Daphnene, come back to me…
Ptolemy
hey Kay *kay heals Ptolemy* thenk you *hera runs by with Zeus in close persuit**Zeus turns into Cukoo*
Okay, I’ve read the book on this. and to eleminate all possable references to this I shall put 3 rows of stars*********************************************************************** ****************************************************************************** ******************************************************************************
We return with Zeus and Hera happily Married
new rule: one character per post., this is getting counfusing.
Kay
Hey, Ptolemy. No problem
Melpomene
Zeus and Hera happily married? Never thought that would happen…
Urainia
Has anyone seen Kokopelli? Not that I want him arround, but it’s nice to know which direction the pies come from…
I’m also going to be Xanthos, if that’s ok. (Xanthos(zan-thos) is an immortal horse. His name neans ‘golden’. He was given to achilles and pulled his charriot in the battle of Troy along with his brother, Balios and a mortal horse, Pedasos. When Patroclus, Achille’s groom, died in battle, Achilles accused Xanthos of not protecting him. Hera gave him the ability to speak to defend himself.)
Largo
j0. Ph34r 3vil 1337! Ky44444h!
whew. we needed this.
Koko
ello.
Hmmm…who should I be? I shall think about it.
I’m deciding between Sir Issac Newton, Mrs. Pumphrey, or Piglet. Yes, a rather mis-matched bunch, but hey, i want to keep my options open.
Dante
I have decided, that in order to stay
In character, I shall now only post
in three stanzas, ok?
it isn’t really proper poetry
but it’s the best I can do
so don’t hate me
wee!
Peter Pan
I love fencing!
Mrs. Pumphrey
Okay, I’ve decided who I’ll be. I think we need a plot. Allow me to get into character. *Ahem* Oh, Uncle Herriot! It’s horrid! Just horrid! Tricki’s gone cracker-dog again! Here, I’ll put him on.
I read that book!!! It’s the one about the Vet, right? And Tricky – Woo is the dog that always gets some dasise.
Veteran MuseBloggers, forgive me, but being the green one-monther that fate has cruelly made me, I beg of someone to please tell me what in the name of Zark this thread is all about. I accept all pieing for my outlandish newbiness, if that is a word listed in any dictionary of any tongue.
An RPG, or role-playing-game, is where everyone choses a person to be and writes as that person. It’s quit fun.
^you mean quite?
Quitting’s not fun.
lol
Dante
[switching to haikus now]
On this thread we play
In the roles of characters
Pick yours, join the frey.
now reverting back to meterless unrhyming stanzas of 3]
Just pick a character, Gwen
from a book, myth, movie or anything else
there are pretty much no rules
Well, there may be rules
but no one will be able to
stop you from breaking them.
I say we need a plot, friends
for starters, Dante’s personality
is becoming split
Sometimes he writes
only in iffy haikus
for example, this
Sometimes he writes
with nonexistant meter and rhyme
Just random lines of three
Please help this poet
regain his perfect style (I’m counting “style as 2 syllables)
end hisconfusion
….*falls asleep*….
ZZzZZzZZzzzz
Darn! I hate when I forget to close the italics!
Grazie Skipper/Dante, grazie!
Okay, I’m now making a list of possible characters I could be.
Barabara Manatee (Veggie Tales)
Huckleberry Finn OR Mark Twain
Dottore Crinamorte (Stravagante: City of Masks)
The Duchessa (Stravagante: City of Masks)
The French Guy (Monty Python and the Holy Grail)
Nanny Mcphee (Nanny McPhee)
The Cook Whose Name I Can’t Remember Right Now Who Loves Italy (Molly Moon’s Incredible Book of Hypnotism)
Sokka (Avatar: The Last Airbender) (Yeah, I know it’s sort of sad that I even watch that show)
Witch Three (MacBeth)
Napoleon Dynamite (Napoleon Dynamite)
Demeter (Greek Goddess of the Seasons)
Input, por favor.
Oh yes. The cook’s name is Edna, and she loves bleedin’ Italy.
Here’s a rune I found someplace.
The Rune of Dark
“What soes man love more than life,
fear more than death and mortal strife?
What the poor have, the rich require
and what contented men desire.
What miesers spend and sprndthrifts save,
and all men carry to the grave?”
(I would have written it in runes, but they don’t work on some computers. I know it’s kind of sexist, but it’s supposed to mean people when it sayd “men”)
Can anyone make a plot out of this? I know the answer, but it would ruin it if I told.
Kali: First of all, yes that’s the book. It’s not so much that poor Tricki is disease-prone; it’s just that Mrs. Pumphrey, though she has the best of intentions, overfeeds him a LOT and calls ‘Uncle Herriot’ out for every little thing. Oh, and she’s sort of nutty. Second of all, I have no idea what the answer is, but it might be easier to figure out if I could read your post. I can’t swing a dead cat in it without hitting a typo. I’m not trying to be critical; everyone’s entitled to a few typo’s, but just read over it quickly before pressing Submit, huh? Gwen, I don’t know who some of those people are, but The French Guy or Napolean Dynamite would definately be the most fun, I would think. As far as I can tell, Barbara Manatee can’t talk, so she might be kind of boring. Who’s Nanny McPhee? That sounds so familiar.
(turns into Mrs. Pumphrey)
Mrs. Pumphrey
Tricki darling, what do you think? Tricki has very good taste, but he’s a bit shy around strangers. Say hello to Gwen, Tricki.
French Guy
Your mother was a omnipresent pig and your father’s name was Kit.
.
.
1million hpb points if anyone can tell me the book that i’m Referring to.
(130) The answer is nothing, I believe.
Gwendolyn, I think Napolean Dynamite is good idea, or Demeter, of The French Guy (though Ptolemy seems to have stolen that one) or Huck Finn/ Mark Twain. But those are mostly just the ones I know…. I haven’t read some of those books, nor do I watch Avatar.
Dante
Oh woe is me, alas, alas
I have lost my talent
and can’t get it back
Huck Finn
Shee-oot Tricki! (yeah, I know he never actually said that, but oh well.) Have y’all seen them danged Sharpie Haters around? I dast know, I’ll go get that Napoleon Dynamite feller to help me out! NAP-UH-LEE-UN DIE-NUH-MITE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Napoleon Dynamite
Gosh Huck, what do you want?
Huck Finn
I’m lookin’ for them Sharpie Haters! Have y’all seen them ’round these parts?
Napoleon Dynamite
No Huck, gawsh. Would you bring me some chapstick?
Huck Finn
Chapstick? Why in the world would a feller want some chapstick when there’s plenty of spunk water and doodle bugs ’round here? Not ter mention dead cats! *pulls out dead cat from the graveyard part of the book* See? All ye’ve got ter do is go inter the graveyard at night and say this: Devil follow corpse, cat follow devil, chapped lips follow cat, I’m done with ye! Just watch out fer Injun Joe!
Napoleon Dynamite
My lips hurt real bad Huck! Just bring me some chapstick!
Huck Finn
Oh, fine, ya danged sissy! *Sharpie Haters run Huck over* THERE THEY ARE!!!!! *peels self off of ground* GET ‘EM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *Potter Haters run with Huck after the Sharpie Haters*
Peter Pan
some people really get on my nerves. (captain Hook)
sorry about the typos, I do that a lot
Mrs. Pumphrey
Ptolemy, how could you be so beastly as to steal a character that someone was considering?! You’re setting a bad example for Tricki. I will have to agree with the Skipper on the riddle. Now, we really must have a plot. Oh! I do believe I have something! *Walks to church* Come Tricki, let’s hear what the Reverend has to say. *choir titters* Now Tricki, you must stay in Mommy’s lap, becuase- Tricki! *Tricki sits on pinchbug*
Huck
*breaks away from Potter Haters chasing Sharpie Haters* Hey, ain’t that Tom’s pinchbug?
Kay
A plot would be quite nice. Does it involve any serial killers? I’ve had plenty of experience with them…
Ptolemy
Hey everyone stop!
you are forgeting to put your names in bold!
it is .. or greaterthan sign then put your name and then repeat the greaterthan/lessthan thing exept with /strong
Huck Finn
Mr. Dante, I think right about now would be a right good time for one of them haikus about havin’ us a plot. Mark Twain said this here thing about plots and stuff:
NOTICE
Persons attempting to find a motive in this narrative will be prosecuted; persons attempting to find a moral in it will be banished; persons attempting to find a plot will be shot.
Me myself, I think this hear thread don’t need much structure. I tried structure, it didn’t work for me. But a little bit would be mighty fine.
ooOOOooI think I’ll be Marven!!!Marven
What’s the point? It’ll all end up in tears.
Peter Pan
Who’s Marvin?
( I know, Wendy will say, “You’re Dreadfully Ignorant,” but I was just wondering…..)
Peter Pan
whoops. I forgot to make it not bold. anyway, sorry, I mean marven, not marvin. Sorry. Lo Siento.
Marvin the Paranoid Android from HG2G.
Sharpie Haters
*run madly around, screaming and trampling helpless bloggers flat*
Dante
You want a plot Gwen?
Jeez, I havn’t got a clue
Quest for perfect pie?
Huck
Who’s Gwen?
What’s pie? (just kiddin’ y’all)
Marvin
I hate pie. But why bother talking? No one listens to me. *snibble*
Winnie The Pooh – Count Dracula
I’m like Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde! HeeHee! Argghh! I hate you all! Die Die Die Die Die! I love you all!
Winnie The Pooh – Count Dracula
I love pie! When I can throw it in peoples faces! Muahahahahahaha! I love the world!
Melpomene
Aww, poor Marvin…*sulks in corner with Marvin*
*runs out of dead cats*
Huck
Aww….
*goes to sulk with Melpomene and Marvin*
Sulking partay!
ooh- a party! can i come?
Sure, but as a sulky character. It is, after all, a sulking partay.
Melpomene
*sulks at sulking partay*
Koko
YO! hi. im like really hyper now. i just had fourteen cups of coffee. *starts dancing around* imgonnacrashthesulkingpartyweeeeeeeethisisgonnabeefuuuun! *crashes sulking party* hahahahahahahaa! lets have a pie chucking conte… NO! lets have a pie tournament, with pie throwing, pie eating, capture-the-pie, and paintball with pie throwing guns insteand of paint ball guns!!! oh so much better than sulking parties. *starts to organise pie tournament on a football field* weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeEeeeeeeeeeeeeEeeeeeeeeee
Dante
If anyone knows
Sulking, it’s me for certain
I’ve lost my talent!
*joins sulking party*
Peter Pan
Captain Hook bothers me.
Sharpie Haters
*rampage*
*trample Captian Hook for Peter Pan*
*cat is run over and thus killed by the Sharpie Haters*
Huck
YIPEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*leaves sulking party and pries dead cat off road*
*skips happily to graveyard*
Koko
*pies sharpie haters and huck* mwah ha ha ha!
Peter Pan
Thank you, sharpie haters!!!
Count Pooh
My character sucks. I’ll be Sauron.
Sauron
I shall take over Middle Earth and Kokonino County with the help of Kokopelli! *whispers* Right Koko?
mr gapa please dont make my name at the top bulletroofmarshmallow
change it back to bulletproofmarshmallow
not roof, proof!
never mind that one i just did
I went back and edited the misspelled headers. The problem came from your end, though.
Kay
*meanders aimlessly* What’s up with sharpie-hating?
Koko
*to Sauron* naturally.
Peter Pan
Ha!
A PLOT! Yesssss!
Urania
(149) I’ve hated pie ever since I met Koko.
Xanthos
Who wants to help stop Koko and Sauron? I’d ask Achilles, but he’s sooooooo boring! All he ever talks about his how much his heel hurts…
*wipes pie off face*
Huck
HEY!!!!!!!!! This ain’t fair!!! Y’all can’t go around piein’ a feller when he’s mindin’ his own business!!!
*joins Urania and Xanthos to stop Koko and Sauron*
Dante is going away for a while. It’s getting hard to post in haikus and such.
Dante
*sulks off*
Sharpie Haters
In answer to your question, SM, we appeared here for no apparent reason becuase SN was sitting staring at sharpie markers and the strength of her gaze created a freeak phenomenon which forced us into existence on the blog.
(so there is an apparent reason, bu it’s not very good)
Skipper
I’ll join sides as soon as I find a new character.
Xanthos
I hope you know how to ride, Huck! *appears under Huck and takes off after Koko and Sauron*
Peter Pan
(quoting Captain Hook)
“To cook a cake quite large
and fill each layer in between
with icing mixed with poison
till it turns a tempting green
we’ll place it near the house
just where the boys are sure to come
and being greedy they won’t care
to question such a plum
and so before
the winking of an eye
those boys will eat that poison cake
and one by one
they’ll die
Holay!”
174- Thanks.
Ceaser
Am I a evil dictator?
Oh hello would you like some salad, I make it myself.
Ptolemy
What, salad? no thanks.
Bush
I have a confession to make. I am really Ptolemy. LEt me show u this slide show to prove it.
Marven
I’ve seen it, its rubbish.
Gnu
I shall anialate you all.
starting with em.
*starts to power up*
*is run over by Bush haters*
Bush haters
get him! *bush runs*
Napolen
gosh gimme your tots. wait wrong napolean
i mean u take over half the world huck, and u get a pasterie named after u.
Count of Monte Cristo
wow this is out of control
Huck
*grips for dear life onto Xanthos*
Shee-oot! Xanthos, I don’t know how ter ride! *projectile vomitts at passerby* I only know how ter row a little craft down the Mississippi! *grips some more* Oh, lookey there, it’s the Duchessa!
Duchessa
I am the Duchessa, and you will obey me, or I will send you to the Scuola Mandolieria with Guido Parola! *straightens mask*
Duke Luciano
Wow this is crazy
Harry Potter
I shall cast my curses on you Luciano!
*is run over by dukes gards*
Ptolemy
hmm, i wonder if this dog is special…*cuts the ribbon of Fernir*
uh ohh
That’s Fenrir, no?
Passerby That Huck Just Puked On
*sticks out tongue in disgust* Yuck!
Me
*cocks pea gun* Did someone just puke on someone? Show yerself! *fires peas* Yahh! *pow* Boom boom! Heh heh! *pow* (You all realize that I’m just shooting harmless peas, right?)
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((Anyways, sorry, had to do that.))
B. Cavefish
I’m so awfully depressed to blog here.
Verruckt
Hello, My name means crazy (only with two dots over the u)
Mr. Klein
Why are you on here Verruckt? Everybody knows that me and Mr. Uber–
Mr. Uber
Yes? Hello? (to quote HHG2TG)
Mr. Klein
–are who bcavefish is going to be?
223ankher
Why am I not mentioned?
Mr. Klein
’cause you don’t have a blog
223ankher
Hey! I wrote that blog!
Mr. Klein
so?
Mr. Uber
You wanna argue?
*flexes conveniently (sp?) rippling muscles*
223ankher
No. *Goes off and sulks, leaving the bcavefish half of me to continue writing*
bcavefish ((Not to be confused with B. Cavefish))
Where did my inspiration go?
Verruckt
I think he went off and sulked.
bcavefish
oh. *looks for Inspiration, finds 223ankher, keeps looking*
Verruckt
*Does three cartwheels, spouts off gibberish*
Pazht-Tingo!
Random GPA
Wow. bcavefish, leave some room for the rest of us–pwease?
bcavefish
*would reply, but is busy being P\/\/|\|3|) by OAED-ness*
I’m confuzzled.
Commander Zonko
Onward with the furry ducks! Death to smelly markers!
((That’s the point… Verruckt does that to me))
B. Cavefish
I’m so depressed. I don’t know how I’m even typing here.
Mr. Klein
Then don’t.
B. Cavefish
ok. *goes off to cave*
Mr. Klein
*decides to interact with characters other than the ones created in the mind of bcavefish/223ankher*
Why hello Comm. Zonko! Odd Furry ducks you’ve got.
*furry duck bites his leg*
Mr. Uber! Get them!
Mr. Uber
Kk. *attacks ducks*
Commander Zonko’s Furry Ducks
Ckauq! Grrrr…
*fights off Mr. Uber*
Commander Zonko
You’re not supposed to be giting the legs of random people! Your supposed to hunt down the Sharpie Haters!
*herds furry ducks away*
Onward! First the marker prosecuters and then the world!
Mr. Klein
*gets band-aid*
Verruckt
Flamablamablous! Ducks!
*goes over to ducks*
j0, ducks! how’re you?
*ducks run away, searching for m.p.’s*
*Verruckt mumbles spell:*
qwerty u I opa sdfg hj klz xcvbnm!
There! I have created 3 marker prosecuters, (reffered collectively, strangely, by the name mp3.)
*ducks run to Verruckt*
*Verruckt disappears*
Mr. Klein
*happens to be standing near mp3.*
AAAH!! Mr. Uber!
Mr. Uber
Yes? Hello?
Mr. Klein
whop.
Mr. Uber
???
Krikkit Robots
*takes mp3 to spaceship*
Commander Zonko’s Furry Ducks
!Ckauq !rrrrG
*chases after Krikkit Robots
Noise
foop.
Mr. Klein
thank goodne—
*disappears*
Cheney Fenrir
wow this is cra- i mean wolf wolf
oooh ducks *chases ducks*
Xanthos
Sry, Huck. *vanishes and appears a few feet away, leaving Huck in mid air a few seconds before falling of the horse which is no longer there*. Hey, there’s Koko! *stampeeds after Koko* *catches up* *appears under Koko* *runs in circles at top speed* *wonders if stick figures get dizzy*
Kali D.
*wonders whaat stick figure puke looks like*
Koko
AUUUUUGGGGGGHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *doesn’t get dizzy but pukes on Xanthos anyway*
Xabthos
*Kicks Kokopelli off and jumps into a mirage of a river*
Kali D.
So that’s what stick figure puke looks like…
*does sketch for future refrence in comic – making*
Kali D.’s Sketch
() /~~“
_>_/ ~~~
___~~_____V__
(>>
Hermoine Granger
ELF RIGHTS! ELF RIGHTS!
Koko
*blinks* oooookkkkaaaayyy….
Sauron
I hate elves. ESPECCIALY house elves. but also wood elves and grey elves. lets take over middle earth and kokonino county! *takes over middle earth and kokonino county with the help of Koko*
*picks up pie cautiously*
*throws with novice*
*hits Koko*
Huck
Ooops!!!! I better git!
*grabs dead cat*
*lurks off to find Xanthos*
Xanthos
*appears under Huck* (again) There’s a pueblo ruin where we can hide pretty close to here. *starts down into canyon*
(by the way, if you havn’t been on a canyon trail on horseback, it’s pretty scary. Horses have a way of walking right up at the edge of cliffs and running down tight turns.)
Xanthos and Husk have arrived at the ruin. As Greek is the first language for Urania and Xanthos, they speak Greek to each other. If you really want to trandlate, this diolouge is entierly in capitals and Greek letters are used where possible. If there is no equivalant letter, a roman letter is used. #s are done in roman numerals. It’s not really important, though.
Urania
IΣ AΓΥOΓE FOΛΛOWIΓΓ YOU?
Xanthos
I ΔOΓ’T θIΓK Σo. IΣ θEPE aΓy ΣΓiΓ OΦ θE KOKO ΠYFF?
Uania
ΓO, ΓO OΓE ΓOWΣ ABOUT θIΣ ΠΛAΣE.
Xanthos
ΓOOΔ.
News Caster Phil
AAAAAAAAAAnd it looks like this is one heck of an RPG Mike
News Caster Mike
sure is Phil. we’ve got xanthos and urania chatting in …is that greek?
Ptolemy
yes
News Caster Phil
okay and we have sauron takeing over middle earth. wait*bell heard *someones ringing my doorbell *walks over* well look its chuck norris! *LOW WHISPERINGS* wait chuck it wasnt me who started the Wd thread. *screams of pain*
Peter Pan
gosh, I haven’t been here for awhile…sorry,
I was probably just teaching wendy how to fly or something.
Urania
Wake up, Huck!
Xanthos
He probably gave up trying to understand us a long time ago.
Urania
Yeah, but he snores so loud he could be heard a mile away!
Commander Zonko
*takes on Sauron with army of furry ducks*
First Middle Earth, then Kokino Country, then the UNiverse, then anything that’s left after that!
Dante
I have returned in
order to celebrate this
Ebeth’s haiku day
Xanthos
*Goes to help Comander Zonko*
*Keeps swiching side* (to confuse the armys)
Peter Pan
hi!
Ptolemy
im finnaly reading the hitchhiker’s guide to the galaxy.
i also think that sonnets r the worst poems evur
*glances to the right* *glances to the left*
*pies chuck norris* *blames otzi*
Popcorn guy
popcorn peanuts craaaackerjacks
gapa only!
Peter Pan
*skips off to _______(I won’t post this because GAPA will just zap this) School to perform in Peter Pan….*
I am very nervous!!
Break a leg, PP/PP!
Feather (I know I’m not Feather, but I’m desprate to post for no reason!
*comes back from Krusty Glop DoNuts* What’s happening? And why is PPPP supposed to break someone’s leg? What’s a GPA?
Dijinn in a bottle
Gasp its not GPA it is GAPA, the great and powerful administrators. a.k.a. Robbert and Rossane
Fortunately, Rosanne and I no longer have to worry about grade-point averages.
“Break a leg” is what theater people say to actors who are about to perform. You’re not supposed to wish them good luck, because (the superstition goes) that will make them have bad luck, so instead you wish them a specific kind of bad luck. I’d feel awful if PP actually did break her leg, though.
A Dijinn in a Bottle
Okay… if somebody could open me … please?
I’ll give u 3 wishes… Anybody?
Mr.Dijinn
AHHHHHHH.
i’m out!
Sauron
no you’re not.
*opens djinn bottle*
now you are.
for my first wish i wish that mr. djinn would help me conquer everything and lure those furry ducks to my side and be on my side (the evil side) forever. oh yeah, you have to do whatever i want forever. (techninically those things I ask you would’nt have to be wishes.)
you got all that?
Commander Zonko
NEVER! YOU WILL NEVER GET MY FURRY DUCKS! THEY ARE MINE, THEY ARE LOYAL ONLY TO ME AND WILL NEVER EVERVERVERVERVEVEB GO ON TO THE OTHER SIDE! RIGHT, FURRY DUCKS?
Furry Ducks
*off partying*
Commander Zonko
Furry ducks?
Furry Ducks
*still partying*
Commander Zonko
Furry Ducks!!!!!
Furry Ducks
kcauq?
Commander Zonko
Get over here!!!! I need you to attack people for me!
Furry Ducks
*roll eyes*
*attack sauron*
Xanthos
*Jumps over Furry Ducks and breaks djinn bottle*
By the way, which side is Commander Zonko on?
Sauron
*destroys furry ducks with swipe of all-powerfull staff*
Urania
You can’t do that! All those ducks had to go somewhere! didn’t I just have this conversation with Kokopelli? no one respects the Law of Conservation of Matter anymore…
Dijinn
215-never!
Commander Zonko
Commader Zonko is on the Commander Zonko side! He has is own plans to take over the universe!
*swiches the traditional 1st person*
You may think you destroyed my furry ducks, but in fact, they dodged your staff by ducking into the neares alternate dimension! They shall now return and reign their wrath upon you! MWAhahahahahHA!
Furry Ducks
*appear from the nearest alternate dimension in midair*
*fly over Sauron*
*Sauron is splattered with white splats*
*kcauqing laughter*
C.Z.
Well, that wasn’t quite what I meant by reigning your wrath, but it works, I suppose.
Sauron
Who are you?!
Literally, i have no idea who you are, and then all of the sudden you send these “furry ducks” to come get me, then I kill them, and then you say that they actually went to something called a “dimension”, and then they poo on me! and i’m a god! (really, read the silmarrilion) what is this thing you call a dimension? is it like an afterlife sorta thing and they came back as zombies?
Sauron
Oh, djinn. don’t you have to obey me since i opened your bottle and i made a wish. OBEY ME NOW INSOLENT ONE!
Sauron
Wait, since i’m a god, i dont reall need a djinn.
*seals djinn in bottle permenantly with power of the ring*
CZ
I am the All Powerful Ruler Over Chocolate Eggs, and my Furry Ducks are from the First Anitpenultimate Dimension.
Sauron
?!
Urania
Someone respects the laws of physics arround here! I think Zonko means the 4th dimention (time) was just manipulated so the ducks didn’t exist in our universes time but did exist in another universe in it’s first dimention of time but none of its dimentions of space. Here, it existed in time but not spa…
Xanthos
Can you stop that? You’re wasting time! *charges Sauron* *gets thrown back into a mesa at 100 mpg*
Urania
I think that was 99.99999999999… mph. Wait a minute… that’s 100
Feather
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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOJOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
not the bottle!
Urania
*melts a hole in the bottle*
231 yeah!
Urania
You’re not the only powerful one arrouns, Sauron. The old muses were considerd godesses in their time, Xanthos is immortal and Kokopelli muset have some kind of power to make pies appear out of nowhere. Propably there’s a few others here that also have a few tricks.
Why won’t anyone post? I’m dying here!
ill post!!!!
Koko
*pies Urania* of COURSE i have power!!!!!!! how else would i carry my flute around without it getting in the way of pie throwing!? how ELSE would i remain standing – im 2d!!!!!
anyway. since when is Sauron a god!?
*jumps on furry ducks* *furry ducks fly away*
*pies Commander Zonko*
*seals djinn in another bottle that is melt proof*
hahahahahahaa!!!! *runs away to the planet of hpbs and little green robots where the plans to take over the universe are safely stashed away* ah my army of LGRs and HPBs!!! is the antigravity device ready? good. onward to universal control!! *uses methane powered space craft to go into a black hole that used to be the sun* *flies into parrell universe populated by giant green lizard ment* ha ha ha ha heh ha! *switches on anti gravity device* now u shall help me take over the other universe! *uses force field to haul lizard men into space craft* *flies back to this universe* what next, my “partners” in universe domination??
Commander Zonko
I’m retiring from this whole Universe Domination thing. It’s too hard on my eyes trying to read the text between the asterixes to see in what ways people are thwarting my plans.
I shall, instead, set up a reserve for the Furry Ducks and spend the rest of my days obsessively grooming and training them.
Furry Duck
*become bored*
*go off to wreak havoc*
*come back at 4 in the morning, where CZ is waiting for them, worried sick*
CZ
key word being training.
(Is it ok if I join..very late I know, as Bo, if she’s free)
Bo
“Guess which fact is false.”
*stares into space while hot-pink bunnies wait*
BO
“Oh yeah sorry.”
*hands them a Bo’s page from 2004*
Urania
Nothing is melt proof! Nothing that’s matter, anyway. *picks up Dijin bottle* It can’t be a wave or the Dijin wouldn’t be contained… dark matter?…
Wal-Mart CEO
Attention people of the world. The Mart-Star is now complete and orbiting the planet at 1500 miles. Prepare to surrender or face total aniallation.
Urania
Star orbit planet??????????????????????????????????????????
????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
?????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
????????????????????????????????????????????????????…
Xanthos
Good thing Wal Mart doesn’t sell hay!
Me
Happy birthday, kokpelli! (i should put this on “happy birthday”, but what fun is that?
*Puts up chadium umbrrella*
(sorry I Keep posting, but this thread has been too much fun to let it die)
Urania
If Koko can do all those wierd things with pies, could he do them to something bigger… The Wal Mart star?
Sauron
Wow, that was random. All hail random! Am I allowed to blow up the super ninja guy pie waffle thing? If I am then i’m blowing it up… Wait, why in Middle Earth am I asking you people?!
*blows up super ninja guy pie waffle thing with swipe of all powerful staff*
Xanthos
I belive you have to ask your author before doing something that drastic.
What’s with the “with swipe of all powerful staff”? and “OBEY ME NOW INSOLENT ONE”? If that staff is so “all – powerful”, you would be using it to make us obey you.
Urania
If you had it! *runs off with staff* *sets up telescope to watch Sauron throw a tantrum*
i’ll join but what is this. can i be Charles Babbage?
Welcome to Kokonino County, Mr. Babbage!
Sauron
AAAARRRRGGGGHHHH!!!!
whew i feel better now. okay mr. tolkien. someone stole my all-powerfullstaff!
J.R.R. Tolkien
Uh-oh. that’s not good.
*rips off shirt, has supersuit on and flys away saying cheesy phrase.
Super Tolkien
now where is that little personwho stole my copyright? ah there he is *calls british police* Police! Police! Someone stole my copyright!
British Ploice
yer goin tuh jail pahtner ahnd yer gonnah geeve that copyright bahck now.*takes urania tuh jail*
Sauron
Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! My all powerful staff! *puts invincible protective shield around staff*
Urania
What about trial by jurry? And besides, we’re not in the U.K.!
The All-Powerful Penguin of doom!
Hi. I am the all-powerful penguin of doom.
I feel special.
The All-Powerful Penguin of Doom
I will destroy Sweden with my super ultra mega powers!!!!
I want to be Susan Calvin(the robopsychologist from I, Robot)!!!!!
Susan Calvin
*starts to analyze Marvin*
Wait, does Marvin have a positronic brain?
Sauron
(to Urania) You know tooo much!
Commander Zonko
I have returned!
Furry Ducks
KCAUQ!!!!
James Bond 007
hello, my name is Bond, James Bond.
Sauron
Hello “Bond, James Bond” My name is Sauron. *snickers* Die Die Die Die Die Die Die.
hey mr. gapa couldja change my name back to bulletproofmarshmallow? i misstyped. I didnt say please with a w
Koko
hahahaha! uranias in jail! *pies urania and james bond and the all powerful penguin of doom*
whats w/ the mart-star thingy??? *pies walmart ceo*
*runs awaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay to methane powered spaceship*
*pies sauron* heehee! *grabs staff, and throws it into the FMP*
postpostpost? *softly* pwease?
Urania
The staff is gone? Thanks Koko!
Xanthos
Urania’s lost her marbles. And why is Koko flying a fart ship?
(260) have u had trouble gerring on? It’s been forever!
Urania
*callls Commander Zonko* “Can you bring me a stone carving kit, a bottle of diet coke, a 50 foot rope a pack of mint mentos and a rock climbing harness? I know I sound like I’m peeling an empty bannana but I think I can get out. Thanks.”
262- yeesh ive been busy…. n moms been hogging the comp.
Koko
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO comander zonko dont do it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*pies commander zonko*
POST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Yeah, the commander has to get on or this won’t go anywhere!
sigh……………. pleeeeeeeeeease post, ppl?????
Koko
*pies Urania* hahahahahaha! *goes to wreak havoc elsewhere* *pies entire population of U.S.* heeeheeehee- AAAAAAAAAHHHHHH! *runs away from angry mob of pie-smaked citizens* *jumps into methane powered spaceship and flies away* few! that wz close! *plays flute*
Sauron
Aha! You forget that the FMP is a black hole that transports stuff to a parralel universe, and because i’m a god, I can go to parralel universe and get my staff back!
Muahahahahahahahahaha!
Urania
Oh yeah… Thanks for the Idea Sauron! *goes to paralell universe to take Sauron’s staff* (again)
Koko
phooey. *pies sauron* but Urania…. howd u get outa jail?? *pushes urania and sauron into FMP and dumps about 50lbs of letters down after ’em* sigh………. wonder where evryone is…..
ah well!
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???? *looks up from ratty, chewed up rug* arf! *jumps up and licks up smattering of pumkinpie*
postpostpostpostpostpost!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Urania
The Greek muses are also godesses, remember? I can go to jail in another dimmention like Sauron can! I just forgot until he gave me the idea.
Xanthos
*steals Kokopelli’s pies* *drops pies on to Koko*
that’s the real advantage of canyons – there’s always a higher place to drop stuff from!
Koko
*makes more pies* *pies Xanthos* haahahahha!!!!!!
Devil
*jumpes on Urania* *slobbers*
Urania
Why did you take the staff anyway, Koko? I thought you were on Sauron’s side!
Xanthos
*Tramples Kokopelli*
Koko
was i? hm. *shrugs* ah well. NOT ANYMORE!!!!!!! *pies urania and sauron* mwah ha ha ha a h ahah hahahahahahahahahahaha*cough*hahahahahaaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Feather
????????????
Urania
??
Huck Fin
Hello!
Xanthos
Where were you, Huck?
Koko
welcome bak, huck! *piepiepie*
Someone Post!!! Im dying!
Koko
hm. im bored. that is not a good thing. *sits and thinks of ways to get things moving* *groan* lalalalaa! *pies MUSE editors*
Koko
hm. im bored. that is not a good thing. *sits and thinks of ways to get things moving* *groan* lalalalaa! *pies MUSE editors*
hmmm….. !!!! *continues preperations for pie tournament started a good while ago, in a post im to lazy to look up.*
at last! it is done!
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The tournament will take place over the course of the next year. Enjoy!
POST!!!!!
Koko
((see post 157)) i have finished the pie tournament. go me. *pins up tounament ad*
pie tournament ad
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It’s finally here! Step right up and pay the low low fee of three hot pink bunny stickers to recieve a banana cream and dog slobber pie! Then you can participate in events sucha as Pie Throwing, Capture-the-Pie, Pie Eating, and Pie Races with the following rewards: An all knew computer game that lets you take care of Devil and pie the mailmen when they fail to deliver MUSE to your doorstep, A pie-thrower made by Chad, designed to look like a telescope, A model of the Golden Pie of Utter Awesomeness (GPoUA), or your very own pie factory! On your way out, be sure to pick up your very own framed work of pie art– painted (splattered? thrown?) by the master himself: Kokopelli!– to take home and hang on a wall! This year-long event begins today, so come one come all and join the year-long tournament of PIE!!!
Warning: DO NOT come if you are pie-intolerant, please, we don't want to have to administer medications, you know.Koko
*chuckles* well, devil, that ought to do it….
Devil
arf!
postpostpostpostpost!!!!!!! now! or be pied!
I just posted.
Urania
I’m not falling for it, Koko.
I’ll be Thor (unless he’s already taken- I didn’t see anything but I might have missed it) and I use my mighty hammer to randomly smash stuff to bits until someone objects.
im ZEUS
MY MUSES HAVE BEEN OVER THROW KILL KOKO
Syoory. Wha’s happening so far?…
Urania
They RETIRED, Zues. Remember?
ZEUS
they can`t
WHAT’S HAPPENING?????
Koko
no, really, urania, there IS a pie tournament! see? *points to vacant lot where tournament was set up* and because your a “friend” ill even give you your very own pumpkin pie, free! *pies urania* but really people!πø߆!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! COME TO THE TOURNAMENT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! it’ll be fun, and the entry fee for THE WHOLE YEAR is a one time payment of 3 hpb stickers! ((digital)) WEEEEEEE!
and for you confuzzled souls out there, koko’s hosting a year long pie tournament (see post 285 for more detail)
Oooohhhh! I’m in!
*pays outrageous fee of three HPB stickers*
*pies Koko*
Urania
ΛΓΦΩΔΘ ΣΞΠ!
(that doesn’t mean anything, It’s just random greek letters)
Post 300! Yay!
oops *looks at post number* now it’s #300