151 thoughts on “MuseBlog RPG*, version 2006.2, Part 2”
oooh, can I be someone?
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Ginny
Wow, pies! What flavor?
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I was Susan Calvin for like one post, so I guess I’ll continue that.
Susan Calvin
I’ve finished analyzing Marvin. He’s hopeless. But he doesn’t use positronic brain paths. We could discover a whole new field of robotics!
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Ginny
Marvin? Oh, yes. I don’t know much about robotics, though. Possesion and Bat-Bogey Hexes, maybe.
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Irene Adler
*pops out of air randomly*
Hello.
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To Sherlock Holmes, she was always “the woman.”
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i’m…..
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hmm……
*thinks*
*thinks some more*
ohh i got it!!
wait…..
ill be! GOD
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Hey! This should be fun….
Veralidaine Sarasri
*a hawk lands at the feet of whoever’s reading this and turns into Daine*
Robots? What are those? Actually, who cares? I’ve got the animals on my side.
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Nooooooo!!! I didn’t mean to make it bold! At least, not all of it. Let’s see if that worked.
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Yay! It did. Sorry about the posts. I’m done.
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7-Oh, dear. Now I’m worried.
Daine
Oh, yeah? Well I’m half-goddess, so you’re not all that great!
*sticks tongue out at God*
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GOD
*strikes doen daine
w00t!
what now *******?
oh whoops….
no profanity. but it was so perfect….
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oh oops
that was “down” not “doen”
you didnt see that… god doesnt make typeos….
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save us from idiots who cant spell. i shall be the hpb Queen.
Queen of the Hot Pink Bunnies
You all suck! Nyeer nyeer nyeer!
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I will be…
Lirael Goldenhand
So, watch out all of you undead/free magic thingys
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Ginny
Hey Susan Calvin, HGTG is a British book, so I’ve read it a couple times. Quite funny. giggle..
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if CAQ gets to be Calvin, then I’ll be Daneel. R. Daneel Olivaw. Or ‘Lije Baley. Naw, prefer Daneel.
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Ginny
Oh, boy. Today in Potions Snape was picking on me. Any advice? Or is it just because I’m a Gryffindor?
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GOD
18-Bother him!
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12-Ugh! Jerk…. Fine, I’ll be…Trisana Chandler!
You picked the wrong girl to mess with…!
*unleashes a hurricane on God, with a bit of lightning mixed in.*
How do you like that? And I’m unstrikedownable!
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I am the Easter Bilby, here to bring joy to children everywhere on Easter morning and to hunt down and defeat my rival, that evil Easter Bunny!
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Oops, I didn’t mean for all of that to be bold. Sorry about that, everybody!
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ok, i don’t know what this is but i keep seeing Tamora Pierce names so i had to check it out…..what’s going on anyway?
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oh i see…people are just pretending to be differnet fictional characters. i’m Kel then.
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I’ll just be-awatching, thank ye all too kindly. That there RPG be altogether too complicated for the likes of me.
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um, I’m not sure what this is…
someone explain, please?
if this is what I think it is, then I need to learn how to do the bold thingy…
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okay, whatever, I’ll be…
Bellatrix Lestrange
did the bold work? first time bolding ever…
y’all better watch out for me – I’m more powerful than all of you!
BWAHAHAHAHA!!!!
*curses pies with “Stupefy”*
*shoots stunning pies at everyone*
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Yes! The bolding did work!
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Irene Adler
*pies God*
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19- Ginny
Number 18, thank you. I will try this “bothering” method.
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24-You like Tamora Pierce? So do I…what’s your favorite series? Or do you not have one?
25-Nice pirate talk.
27-*whips stunning pie away with east wind*
*gives Bellatrix Lestrange icy stare*
*hurls stunning pie back at BL*
Ha!
29-Bravo!
*applause*
30-Why are you thanking him?! Bleh.
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Oh, yeah. I was Tris.
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31-Have you ever read Trickster’s Choice? I think it is my favorite.
Lirael
Read Lirael instead!
*goes off to hide in her library*
*sticks her head through the door and says:*
18-Maybe Snape is really a Mordicant!
*goes off to talk to Nicholas Sayre*
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I’m Urania and Xanthos (Achilles charriot horse) If you wern’t on the other rpg.
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I would do this, but I don’t know how to bold.
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Ginny
When do we start getting pies? They probably aren’t as good as th eones at Hogwarts, but, oh well. Number thirty three, maybe he is, but I can’t tell you because I don’t know what a Mordicant is.
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STILL KOKO!
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Koko
The pie tournament is still on! *pies ginny* there! KOME TO MY TOURNAMENT! NOW! OR ILL PIE U ANYWAY! mwah hah haahahahaha!
Devil
*drools on tris*
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33-I own Trickster’s Choice, and I also have Trickster’s Queen, but I personally prefer The Circle of Magic Series (which means The Cirlce of Magic quartet, The Circle Opens quartet, and The Will of the Empress). And I will check out Lirael.
35-You bold by going insert to-be-bolded text here. I had to add in the commas to make it show, but leave them out when you’re bolding.
Tris
*looks up from book*
Pies? Pies? Who needs pies? Give me a good storm to play with any day…they’re lots of fun!
*sigh*
Oh, well…no one else likes storms, do they?
*finds Cook Mage, who makes a dozen pies…the pies are then taken to Sandry, a stitch witch, who spells the pies to not stain clothes* (I know that’s not quite how it works, but bear with me.)
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GOD
20-ah,but wgich direction did you send your whirlwind in?
anyway, now you have that plaugue that everyone gets in one of the last books, because i say so.
29&27-*sends pie-comet at earh, causing everyone to get trapped in bannana cream.
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In reference to 37, for 35-Grrr! It didn’t work! Ok, look just below the “Leave a Comment” box, where it says, “Some HTML Allowed. See where the “b” thing is? Put that before the word you want bolded, then just put a “/” before the ‘b”, but after the “
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OMG!!! This isn’t working! Ok, the little sideways arrow on the keyboard, see it? That’s what you use, and I tried to put more stuff on there, but it’s not letting me, so I’m sorry….really I am.
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Ginny
Oh!! *wipes pies off robes* I wasn’t expecting you to throw them at me!! Maybe offer them politely…. Don’t tell Fred and George about this, they’ll probably start throwing pies at everyone at Hogwarts….
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Okay, I’ll try bolding.
b/Eris, Goddess of Chaos/b
maybe it’s this way…
…or maybe I still don’t get it.
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Okay how did that just happen?
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45-Ok, go to post 94 on the “Welcome, Newcomers! (September 2006 Edition)” thread…that’s where I learned…hope it helps!
Tris
38-Ew! Why are you drooling on me? That’s gross! Wipe your mouth!
*thrusts handkerchief at Devil, summons rain cloud over herself to wash off, then releases wind at herself to dry*
40-Right at you! I spelled it to follow you…so there! And I healed form the plague already, so now I’m immune to it. And I like banana cream. Ha!
43-I’m sorry…did I throw them at you? I didn’t mean to…or were you not talking to me?
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bold? is that right?
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yeah baby! now i can be someone . . . lessee, who shall i be. . . excuse me if I am, like, for some reason forbidden from being someone because i am not chosen or whatever.
i shall be . . . erm . . . Morgan le Fay !!! whee!!!!!
w00t! *hops on Avalon Barge to collect random herb thingies*
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GOD
48-
well, meh!
wait….
ebola zaire!
yay!
bet you havent had that before. now have you?
*curses tris with ebola zaire*
and no, i wont tell you what ebola zaire is, for those of you that dont know.
ill give you ahint though!
no known cure, and 99% mortaltity rate. so meh!
and, bet you dont like cod liver oil and rubbercement pies, now do you? with a little golf ball mixed in?
*pies tris with one of pies described above*
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Irene Adler
mwa ha ha. I am lurking at the pie tournament… In hopes of stalking Sherlock Holmes!!!! that nasty little watson foiled my last plot to kidnap him through the fire escape in his building…
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Sherlock Holmes
Eeeeeeeeekk!!!
*hides beyond convienient comfy chair*
She’s stalking me like the Spanish inquisition! I wasn’t expecting this!
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The Spanish Inquisition
NOBODY expects a Spanish Inquisition! Our chief weapon is pretty red uniforms…No, I mean a manic obsession with the Pope…No, I mean nerves of steel….No, I mean…Oh, bugger!
*is pied by GOD*
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okay…
Bellatrix Lestrange shall pie you all with her evil Unforgivable Pies!
*pies all*
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Koko
MWAH HA! *pies BL* COME TO MY PIE TOURNAMENT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *tells fred and george about throwing pies* 50- wha? oh? SOMEONE AKTUALLY CAMED!? hm. wz not expecting that… ah well. where exactly are you in the tournament, irene??????? *pies god wit plutonium, golf ball, whip cream, old tuna fish, and rotten apple pie* weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee *pies irene alder* mwah ah ha h aha h ahaha!
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Ginny
Oh, my. This is getting a bit too exiting for the likes of me… Plus, I have homework!
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Marvin
What’s the use? It’ll all go up in flames eventually.
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Okay, i have no idea what’s going on, but i’ll be Spock.
Spock
I have concluded that this ‘blog’ is highly illogical.
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DANEEL:
*stands by watching and calculating what way best to keep these people from harm. Also wonders what’s wrong with Marvin*
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49-Ugh! I just googled that disgusting disease of yours…where did you get that?! Gross!
Tris
49-Ow! That stupid pie you so graciously decided to send me hurt! And your disease didn’t work…by goodness, you’re going to learn that you can’t just kill off annoyances if it’s the last thing You do! So, there!
*pies God with electric pie and gleefully watches as he shivers with sparks*
Mwahahaha!!!
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Aeiou
Helloo!!! Oh, my, I hadn’t expected Koko to be here! It’s highly improbable that he can type, you know. I don’t think he has hands, let alone thumbs. Like me.
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Sorry ’bout the double post, but shouldn’t God and Devil be having a major pie war right now? (Hehe…I’m making trouble! >,_,
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Ugh! Unfairness! It cut off my little sideways arrow! Why does it dooo that?!?!?! |@
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60-Nice. At least one of us has their head on straight.
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Bellatrix Lestrange
okay, what exactly do we do on this thread?
I just joined becuase it looked cool…
do we just pie people?
*pies Aeiou for no real reason at all*
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GOD
59-why are you telling me how to live my life when i dont tell you how to live yours? evil god!
yay!
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GOD
61-do you mean like fallen angel, or koko’s dog?
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66-Hmm….now that you put it that way, I’m not sure…well, you can take your pick, I don’t care. I was just trying to stir up trouble.
Tris
65-Because, you’re constantly telling poeple how to live their lives…just look at the Bible! But, here is not the place for a religious discussion, so let’s drop that part of the argument. In any case, you’ve killed me once, and tried to kill me twice, so I think I have a perfect right to at least instill some morals in you…it’s the least I can do.
*last part said dripping with sarcasm*
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Lirael
What should I do? Hmmmmm…
I have decided. I am going to visit the pie tournament to watch people get pied. This should be interesting. I am supposing charter-spelled pies are not allowed.
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68-Ok, so I just looked up Lirael, and if I’m correct, that’s the sequel to Sabriel, which I am currently reading. Shweet.
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Clover Ernest
This place is even weirder than Foo. I think I’ll stick around.
Anybody want a piece of mupe?
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Tris
What’s mupe?
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Clover Ernest
Mupe? Very popular candy back home in Foo. Want to try some?
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Winter
70- Um, really, no thanks.
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Foo rox.
Winter
71- You reeeeallly don’t want to know. Clover, where’s Leven?
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Clover Ernest
74- Back in Foo. He was enhancing a dream, and I got a little too close. I was sucked in, and when the dream percolated back into Reality, I was dragged along with it and dropped off in this Kokonino County place. I guess I’m stuck here till I can find a mismatched piece of sidewalk, but I have enough supplies in my void to last for months.
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GOD
i dont need no morals!
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Tris
74-Why? What’s it made of?
75-Ooookaayyyy…..riiight. Well, at least you have enough supplies, right?
*said a little skeptically, as I’m a little wierded out*
Can you…explain that whole thing? Or at least tell me where I can find some information on it?
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Tris
76-Yes, you do! And, apparently, you also need some grammar lessons….
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Irene Adler
*sees devil* awwwwww, Isn’t he CUTE!!!!!!
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79-Ooooohhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!! I feel stupid (again). I have seen Kokos dog, Devil, and it didnt occur to me that that was who was being talked about. And part of my keyboard isnt working.
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69-Yes, it is! Wow! Are you liking Sabriel so far?
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Clover Ernest
Since nobody wants any mupe, how about a piece of UBD Gum?
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Clover Ernest
I don’t know the exact ingredients of mupe, but it is made by the Eggmen of Devil’s Spiral. Are you sure you don’t want any? This pack has “Extra Feature Fission…”
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81-Pretty well, but I’m barely half-way through, and I had to return it to the library before I was done…phooey. I’ll just re-rent it, though! Mwahahahahaaaaa!!!!
Tris
Hmm…….does mupe have egg in it? I’ll take a piece of gum. Wait…what does Fission do?
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What are we supposed to do…? Make up a character and play it?
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85-Yeah, and then you get to be that character on this thread. It’s lots of fun……join usss.
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Bellatrix Lestrange
Hey, I would like a piece of mupe!
I have no idea what it is, but maybe I can curse it in some evil way…
*evil plan begins to formulate*
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Tris
Oh dear.
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I met this guy in an airport, and he turned out to be the publisher of Leven Thumps. He gave me a copy, way before it came out.
Winter
75- Eep. I don’t think there’s any sidewalk in Kokonino County. And as for the temperature, hmmm. Shooting stars, plenty. You can go out of the County if you can find the exit, though.
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GOD
78-appearently, you do. i meant exactly what i said.
of course god dont need no morals. how could you have an un-non-unscrupulous god?
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Watson
This should prove amusing. Irene thinks Devil is cute. Watch what happens…
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Clover Ernest
Bellatrix, Tris, here’s your mupe. Enjoy!
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Clover Ernest
Wait, Tris, you wanted gum, right? Here you go. I’ll have your mupe.
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devil
*destroyes Iren’s house, pees in her hat (even if she doesnt have one)and ummm thats it.*
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Winter
No! Bella, don’t eat it!! Unless, of course, you want your nose on your forehead, your mouth on your knee, and the rest of your face somewhere elso completely.
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Bellatrix Lestrange
haha, no winter, don’t worry, I won’t eat it…
*rubs hands together evilly*
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BEHOLD!
I, THE NECROMANCER, AM AN INCREDIBLY EVIL GENIUS
FOR I HAVE INVENTED THE DEADLIEST PIE EVER TO BE MADE.
MUPE PIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!!!!
*goes on rampage with Mupe Pies*
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Lirael
You are a necromancer? So am I!
*gives whole sphiel about being a GOOD necromancer, putting the dead to reast in stead of raising them, blah, blah, blah, blah.*
Are you a good necromancer, or a bad one? Because if you are bad, then my duty as Abhorsen-in-waiting is to fight you. (PIE WAR!)
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haha!
I am an in-between necromancer, as in I’ll do whatever I feel like; there’s no real label for me, except that I specialize in dark magic (like mupe pie)
I’m afraid I can’t be in a Pie War with you, as I’m already part of two: Me vs. Em (Chuck Norriz vs. Watership Down) and Me vs. Ebeth the Stalker (no reason yet, just for fun)
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98 – on the other hand, Necromancer is at war, but Bellatrix Lestrange is not yet…
TO WAR!
BWAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA!
you can consider me as an evil necromancer
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Clover Ernest
Winter, we have got to stop Bellatrix! If she uses her mupe pies in Reality, the bounds between Foo and Earth will dissolve completely, and mankind will be lost! We must battle her!
I will bake some Filler Crisp Pies, which will grow to a gigantic size when thrown.
*takes portable stove out of void*
*bakes FCPs*
You might as well have a kilve, Winter. I have one in my void somewhere.
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Tris
90,94-You’re trying to cunfuzzle me…it won’t work! And Devil isn’t even your character.
93-Thank you, Clover!
*tries gum*
Hmm…..interesting. I kinda like it.
Little Bear
*races around thread, frantically licking everyone’s face*
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Tris
101-I’ll join you in your war against Bellatrix, Clover…I’m already at war with Necromancer on the New GAPA’s thread…I might as well go to war with “Necrotrix” here.
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GOD
102- i can assume many identities.
havent you ver read any greek myths? Tris
nooooooo!
not god!
he/she/it’s gonna get me!!!!!!!!!
*runs and hides in corner*
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GOD
mwahahahahahhahahahahahhahaha!!!!
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Tris
Oh, so you’re a Greek god. So what? You can’t be me!
*makes rude gesture at God, folds arms, and stands defiantly*
What now?!
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Sheesh, I haven’t read Leven Thumps in a while, as I BookCrossed it..
WInter
Uh.. Sure, Clover!! *freezes mupe pies into oblivion*
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Bellatrix Lestrange
Necrotrix?!
ooh, I like that, it must mean something like “dark warrior!”
HAHA, BEWARE NECROTRIX!
but Bella’s is better…
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*pies all w/ mupe pies*
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Lirael
*pies Necrotrix with charter-spelled pies*
Clover and Tris, maybe our two groups should form an alliance, because we are all fighting Necrotrix!
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Bellatrix Lestrange
ARGH! DON’T CALL ME NECROTRIX!
Lirael, if you’d prefer, we can have our pie war here, though I already kind of moved it to the PieWars thread…
*pies enemies with anti-magic pies*
*pies allies with the tastiest, choklit pies ever*
Join me! I’m evil!
BWAHAHAA!
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Can someone update me on this?
(Garth Nix is awesome)
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M le F (Morgan le Fey) thinks necrotrix is a cool name. also i will supply your pies with magic mushrooms and stolen swords to make them Xtra evil. although, personally, M le F cares not for pies. she can just put people in trances with magic mushrooms! so much tidier.
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Clover Ernest
Winter, now that we have destroyed the mupe pies, we should get out of here and leave the pie warriors to battle. Maybe we can send peaceful messages in their dreams. Let’s find a mismatched sidewalk.
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Irene Adler
*looks at devil* Why you horrid little—
*sees Sherlock attempting to sneak away using a small fern as camoflauge*
SHERLOCK!!! I HAVE FOUND THEE!!!!
Sherlock Holmes
*rocking back and forth with a fern in his hatband* I am a plant I am a plant, I am a plant. Irene cannot see me. I am a plant. Irene does not stalk plants. I am safe. I am a plant. I am a plant. I am a pl—Oh ____!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!! *runs away*
Irene Adler
Come here, you big… *trips over gap in mismatched sidewalk*
OUCH!!!!
Watson
“Come here you big OUCH!”? Is that a complement?
And by the way, Clover, we appear to have found a mismatched sidewalk.
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Grim Tuesday
Let’s see how your barbaric pie-throwing deals with a Scoucher!
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Clover
Good. Now we must get the temperature to a multiple of seven.
Unless the Scoucher gets me first.
i plan to make your fictional life as bad as possible!
especially with the mupe!
*curses mismatched sidewalk*
*sidewalk is no longer mismatched*
*curses weather*
*temperature will not go up/down to multiple of seven*
haha!
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Nercotrix….direcly translated in latin…. Death Trix
Silly Rabbit, Trix are for Nercomancers!
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Clover
The mupe pies are now ice, and cannot be restored except by Winter or another ice nit. Good thing Sabine is dead.
Bella, that was unnecessary. We sycophants have methods of making life veeeery unpleasant for those who try to separate us from our burns.
*puts on meshing cloak*
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Winter
*freezes Necromancer* Ok, that’s taken care of. We reeeally need Leven to get in here…….. Cloverrrrrr!! I’ve gotten the temperature to 14 degrees. Let’s get out of here!
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Clover
*chews up Rocketumint gum*
*spits onto rock*
*rock hurtles into stratosphere and falls, creating shooting star*
Let’s go, Winter!
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Tris
You know, Winter, I could’ve done that for you. And I really would’ve enjoyed it. Oh, well, enjoy your trip, guys!
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Koko
*shivers* yeesh its cold. sigh…… *pies AEIOU* bwah ha ha ha! *orders pizza* hm…. *experimentally pies clover w/ pizza*
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Sorry to butt in here, but I’m just wondering…erm…How do you guys roleplay, and why is it so fun (I know the basics of roleplaying – Just wondering how this one is)? I’m not trying to be mean or anything…But for some reason, this place looks like a bunch of random chaos to me, and I can’t make any sense of it whatsoever. :S
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*wipes pizza off face and munches pensively*
Foo, here we come!
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Clover
*vanishes, leaving gateway to Foo*
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Bellatrix Lestrange
*performs silent anti-freezing charm and is (duh!) unfrozen*
Hmm… I’d follow Clover to Foo, except I have no idea what lies in wait there, so I guess I won’t… phooey… I’d enjoy wrecking a nice, peaceful storyland…
*sends fresh cockroach-cluster pies after Clover and Winter through gateway*
bye-bye! enjoy the pies – cockroach clusters are yummyummy!
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126 – don’t worry, you’re not being mean – it’s a perfectly understandable question.
okay – I really don’t know how to play, I just joined in and learned on the way, but I think you choose a fictional charcter (like Koko or Aeiou), you put the name in bold, and you pretend to be the character. Actually, you just wreak havoc while using that character’s name, you don’t really have to act like it.
so yah – hope that helped!
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Urania
Hi! I’m back from Athens! Wait a minute, I thought Koko said the tournament would end by -SPLAT
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Clover
Foo? Nice and peaceful? I wish. You wouldn’t last five minutes in Foo. Watch out for the siids!
*munches cockroach cluster pies* Mmm, tasty!
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To Clover:
I wouldn’t last five minutes? hah – you wish! I’d go to Foo, using the Floo Network (yes, it extends even to Foo), but I have absolutely no idea what Foo is like or which turn to take, so there.
*impudently sticks out tongue*
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#130: OK sounds neat – I’d make a character right now, but ’tis nearing midnite…so I guess I’ll have to wait until tomorrow…Sigh.
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Clover
You might as well come to Foo, Necrotrix. Leven needs to practice his offing powers on a living target. But, seriously, it’s been a bit boring here since Jamoon was killed. I must warn you that there is no way to get back to Reality from Foo.
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Tris
Then how did you guys get here?
*pies everyone on blog with lightning pie*
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Tris
*well, everyone on this thread, anyway*
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Prarilius Canix –
what book is Clover from? I’d like to read it…
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138- Leven Thumps and the Gateway to Foo.
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139-That’s interesting.
Tris
I’m completely fed up with not getting responses! Grrrrr…..fine, then. Ah, well. What can I do? I could leave, but that’s no fun….I’ve tried pieing, I’ve tried asking questions, I’ve tried what seems to be all the possible solutions, except for one: LONG POSTS!!!!!!!! And caps. So here we go:
Today Sandry, Briar, Daja and I went to the market at Winding Circle. We took Little Bear, because he likes it. We bought all the materials we need for magical workings, and I Sandry had an argument with a tourist over which was better: elemental magic or academic magic? Sandry finished the argument by un-weaving half of the man’s pants. A partial victory, but a victory nonetheless. That’s all I have to say for now.
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Koko
*pies tris* hmmmm…. NO! BAD! NO LONG POSTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*aims phony telescope that is reely a pie thrower at urania*
*phoosh*
…
*SPLAT*
*puts on skis and vrooms down hill at high speeds of 100+ mph* *hits three foot high jump and lands in tree, which falls over, landing in swamp*
*squelch*
!?! this stuff is nasty. *makes pie out of swampy stuff and pine needles* hahahaha! *plays flute, summoning methane powered space ship.* *flies to tournament*
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post? ostpay? easeplay?
Koko
*falls down garbage shoot* oof! hm. someones been eating a lot of bananas lately. and oatmeal. *jumps onto random conveyr belt carrying trash away to create methane for fuel for MPSS* lalalalalaa! *adds banana peels and rotten beef to swamp and needles pie* now all i need is someone who will aktually stand still so i ken thro this at em! *runs off to find ppl being living pics*
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PO-OST!
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Tummeler
Huh???
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ciao!
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Suzy Turquoise Blue
Whoa. What am I doin’ here? No, seriously. AHHHHHHHH! WHat in the House is a pie doing flyin’ at my FACE? Hmmm.. mebbe I should join in… HIYAH!!!! *throws pie at Koko*
All you persons seem pretty strange. Are you sure that none of you are Nithlings or anything?
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Koko
*pies suzy turquoise blue* hahahahahahaha! of course we’re strange!
geez im tired. *drools on desk* huh?! *is beaten over head by PAWS test grader person* oop! *falls against nasty school computer, which falls backward into nast school computer #2, which smashes into NSC #3, which obliterates NSC #4, and so on, till all 753298 NSCs are lieing in a heep of sizzling sparks and dust* uh oh. *pies school board and runs awaaaaaaaaaaay* hahahahahaa! I WILL RULE THE WORLD!
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i am……………………………………………. ZEPHYR PHINEAS(dont ask)how do you bold type??????? I will embark on the quest for the golden pie of lightning doom.
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My Self
‘What the heck?’
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148… bold is [b] in angle brackets. [/b] in angle brackets to turn in it off.
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Hitler, Adolf
I am restarting the ETFC (Evil Twisted Freaky Club) from a while back. The following people are invited:
Napoleon
Tamurlane
Atilla the Hun
Ivan the Terrible
Vlad the Impaler
Shaka
Caligula
Slobodan Milosevich
Stalin
Musolini
Dracula.
Anybody else that wants to join will have to ask me to consider them. I am working on jobs/occupations/positions, whatever you call them. The sooner you join, the higher the position you will recieve.
oooh, can I be someone?
Ginny
Wow, pies! What flavor?
I was Susan Calvin for like one post, so I guess I’ll continue that.
Susan Calvin
I’ve finished analyzing Marvin. He’s hopeless. But he doesn’t use positronic brain paths. We could discover a whole new field of robotics!
Ginny
Marvin? Oh, yes. I don’t know much about robotics, though. Possesion and Bat-Bogey Hexes, maybe.
Irene Adler
*pops out of air randomly*
Hello.
To Sherlock Holmes, she was always “the woman.”
i’m…..
………
………
hmm……
*thinks*
*thinks some more*
ohh i got it!!
wait…..
ill be!
GOD
Hey! This should be fun….
Veralidaine Sarasri
*a hawk lands at the feet of whoever’s reading this and turns into Daine*
Robots? What are those? Actually, who cares? I’ve got the animals on my side.
Nooooooo!!! I didn’t mean to make it bold! At least, not all of it.
Let’s see if that worked.
Yay! It did. Sorry about the posts. I’m done.
7-Oh, dear. Now I’m worried.
Daine
Oh, yeah? Well I’m half-goddess, so you’re not all that great!
*sticks tongue out at God*
GOD
*strikes doen daine
w00t!
what now *******?
oh whoops….
no profanity. but it was so perfect….
oh oops
that was “down” not “doen”
you didnt see that… god doesnt make typeos….
save us from idiots who cant spell. i shall be the hpb Queen.
Queen of the Hot Pink Bunnies
You all suck! Nyeer nyeer nyeer!
I will be…
Lirael Goldenhand
So, watch out all of you undead/free magic thingys
Ginny
Hey Susan Calvin, HGTG is a British book, so I’ve read it a couple times. Quite funny. giggle..
if CAQ gets to be Calvin, then I’ll be Daneel. R. Daneel Olivaw. Or ‘Lije Baley. Naw, prefer Daneel.
Ginny
Oh, boy. Today in Potions Snape was picking on me. Any advice? Or is it just because I’m a Gryffindor?
GOD
18-Bother him!
12-Ugh! Jerk…. Fine, I’ll be…Trisana Chandler!
You picked the wrong girl to mess with…!
*unleashes a hurricane on God, with a bit of lightning mixed in.*
How do you like that? And I’m unstrikedownable!
I am the Easter Bilby, here to bring joy to children everywhere on Easter morning and to hunt down and defeat my rival, that evil Easter Bunny!
Oops, I didn’t mean for all of that to be bold. Sorry about that, everybody!
ok, i don’t know what this is but i keep seeing Tamora Pierce names so i had to check it out…..what’s going on anyway?
oh i see…people are just pretending to be differnet fictional characters. i’m Kel then.
I’ll just be-awatching, thank ye all too kindly. That there RPG be altogether too complicated for the likes of me.
um, I’m not sure what this is…
someone explain, please?
if this is what I think it is, then I need to learn how to do the bold thingy…
okay, whatever, I’ll be…
Bellatrix Lestrange
did the bold work? first time bolding ever…
y’all better watch out for me – I’m more powerful than all of you!
BWAHAHAHAHA!!!!
*curses pies with “Stupefy”*
*shoots stunning pies at everyone*
Yes! The bolding did work!
Irene Adler
*pies God*
19- Ginny
Number 18, thank you. I will try this “bothering” method.
24-You like Tamora Pierce? So do I…what’s your favorite series? Or do you not have one?
25-Nice pirate talk.
27-*whips stunning pie away with east wind*
*gives Bellatrix Lestrange icy stare*
*hurls stunning pie back at BL*
Ha!
29-Bravo!
*applause*
30-Why are you thanking him?! Bleh.
Oh, yeah. I was Tris.
31-Have you ever read Trickster’s Choice? I think it is my favorite.
Lirael
Read Lirael instead!
*goes off to hide in her library*
*sticks her head through the door and says:*
18-Maybe Snape is really a Mordicant!
*goes off to talk to Nicholas Sayre*
I’m Urania and Xanthos (Achilles charriot horse) If you wern’t on the other rpg.
I would do this, but I don’t know how to bold.
Ginny
When do we start getting pies? They probably aren’t as good as th eones at Hogwarts, but, oh well. Number thirty three, maybe he is, but I can’t tell you because I don’t know what a Mordicant is.
STILL KOKO!
Koko
The pie tournament is still on! *pies ginny* there! KOME TO MY TOURNAMENT! NOW! OR ILL PIE U ANYWAY! mwah hah haahahahaha!
Devil
*drools on tris*
33-I own Trickster’s Choice, and I also have Trickster’s Queen, but I personally prefer The Circle of Magic Series (which means The Cirlce of Magic quartet, The Circle Opens quartet, and The Will of the Empress). And I will check out Lirael.
35-You bold by going insert to-be-bolded text here. I had to add in the commas to make it show, but leave them out when you’re bolding.
Tris
*looks up from book*
Pies? Pies? Who needs pies? Give me a good storm to play with any day…they’re lots of fun!
*sigh*
Oh, well…no one else likes storms, do they?
*finds Cook Mage, who makes a dozen pies…the pies are then taken to Sandry, a stitch witch, who spells the pies to not stain clothes* (I know that’s not quite how it works, but bear with me.)
GOD
20-ah,but wgich direction did you send your whirlwind in?
anyway, now you have that plaugue that everyone gets in one of the last books, because i say so.
29&27-*sends pie-comet at earh, causing everyone to get trapped in bannana cream.
In reference to 37, for 35-Grrr! It didn’t work! Ok, look just below the “Leave a Comment” box, where it says, “Some HTML Allowed. See where the “b” thing is? Put that before the word you want bolded, then just put a “/” before the ‘b”, but after the “
OMG!!! This isn’t working! Ok, the little sideways arrow on the keyboard, see it? That’s what you use, and I tried to put more stuff on there, but it’s not letting me, so I’m sorry….really I am.
Ginny
Oh!! *wipes pies off robes* I wasn’t expecting you to throw them at me!! Maybe offer them politely…. Don’t tell Fred and George about this, they’ll probably start throwing pies at everyone at Hogwarts….
Okay, I’ll try bolding.
b/Eris, Goddess of Chaos/b
maybe it’s this way…
…or maybe I still don’t get it.
Okay how did that just happen?
45-Ok, go to post 94 on the “Welcome, Newcomers! (September 2006 Edition)” thread…that’s where I learned…hope it helps!
Tris
38-Ew! Why are you drooling on me? That’s gross! Wipe your mouth!
*thrusts handkerchief at Devil, summons rain cloud over herself to wash off, then releases wind at herself to dry*
40-Right at you! I spelled it to follow you…so there! And I healed form the plague already, so now I’m immune to it. And I like banana cream. Ha!
43-I’m sorry…did I throw them at you? I didn’t mean to…or were you not talking to me?
bold? is that right?
yeah baby! now i can be someone . . . lessee, who shall i be. . . excuse me if I am, like, for some reason forbidden from being someone because i am not chosen or whatever.
i shall be . . . erm . . . Morgan le Fay !!! whee!!!!!
w00t! *hops on Avalon Barge to collect random herb thingies*
GOD
48-
well, meh!
wait….
ebola zaire!
yay!
bet you havent had that before. now have you?
*curses tris with ebola zaire*
and no, i wont tell you what ebola zaire is, for those of you that dont know.
ill give you ahint though!
no known cure, and 99% mortaltity rate. so meh!
and, bet you dont like cod liver oil and rubbercement pies, now do you? with a little golf ball mixed in?
*pies tris with one of pies described above*
Irene Adler
mwa ha ha. I am lurking at the pie tournament… In hopes of stalking Sherlock Holmes!!!! that nasty little watson foiled my last plot to kidnap him through the fire escape in his building…
Sherlock Holmes
Eeeeeeeeekk!!!
*hides beyond convienient comfy chair*
She’s stalking me like the Spanish inquisition! I wasn’t expecting this!
The Spanish Inquisition
NOBODY expects a Spanish Inquisition! Our chief weapon is pretty red uniforms…No, I mean a manic obsession with the Pope…No, I mean nerves of steel….No, I mean…Oh, bugger!
*is pied by GOD*
okay…
Bellatrix Lestrange shall pie you all with her evil Unforgivable Pies!
*pies all*
Koko
MWAH HA! *pies BL* COME TO MY PIE TOURNAMENT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *tells fred and george about throwing pies* 50- wha? oh? SOMEONE AKTUALLY CAMED!? hm. wz not expecting that… ah well. where exactly are you in the tournament, irene??????? *pies god wit plutonium, golf ball, whip cream, old tuna fish, and rotten apple pie* weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee *pies irene alder* mwah ah ha h aha h ahaha!
Ginny
Oh, my. This is getting a bit too exiting for the likes of me… Plus, I have homework!
Marvin
What’s the use? It’ll all go up in flames eventually.
Okay, i have no idea what’s going on, but i’ll be Spock.
Spock
I have concluded that this ‘blog’ is highly illogical.
DANEEL:
*stands by watching and calculating what way best to keep these people from harm. Also wonders what’s wrong with Marvin*
49-Ugh! I just googled that disgusting disease of yours…where did you get that?! Gross!
Tris
49-Ow! That stupid pie you so graciously decided to send me hurt! And your disease didn’t work…by goodness, you’re going to learn that you can’t just kill off annoyances if it’s the last thing You do! So, there!
*pies God with electric pie and gleefully watches as he shivers with sparks*
Mwahahaha!!!
Aeiou
Helloo!!! Oh, my, I hadn’t expected Koko to be here! It’s highly improbable that he can type, you know. I don’t think he has hands, let alone thumbs. Like me.
Sorry ’bout the double post, but shouldn’t God and Devil be having a major pie war right now? (Hehe…I’m making trouble! >,_,
Ugh! Unfairness! It cut off my little sideways arrow! Why does it dooo that?!?!?! |@
60-Nice. At least one of us has their head on straight.
Bellatrix Lestrange
okay, what exactly do we do on this thread?
I just joined becuase it looked cool…
do we just pie people?
*pies Aeiou for no real reason at all*
GOD
evil god!
59-why are you telling me how to live my life when i dont tell you how to live yours?
yay!
GOD
61-do you mean like fallen angel, or koko’s dog?
66-Hmm….now that you put it that way, I’m not sure…well, you can take your pick, I don’t care. I was just trying to stir up trouble.
Tris
65-Because, you’re constantly telling poeple how to live their lives…just look at the Bible! But, here is not the place for a religious discussion, so let’s drop that part of the argument. In any case, you’ve killed me once, and tried to kill me twice, so I think I have a perfect right to at least instill some morals in you…it’s the least I can do.
*last part said dripping with sarcasm*
Lirael
What should I do? Hmmmmm…
I have decided. I am going to visit the pie tournament to watch people get pied. This should be interesting. I am supposing charter-spelled pies are not allowed.
68-Ok, so I just looked up Lirael, and if I’m correct, that’s the sequel to Sabriel, which I am currently reading. Shweet.
Clover Ernest
This place is even weirder than Foo. I think I’ll stick around.
Anybody want a piece of mupe?
Tris
What’s mupe?
Clover Ernest
Mupe? Very popular candy back home in Foo. Want to try some?
Winter
70- Um, really, no thanks.
Foo rox.
Winter
71- You reeeeallly don’t want to know. Clover, where’s Leven?
Clover Ernest
74- Back in Foo. He was enhancing a dream, and I got a little too close. I was sucked in, and when the dream percolated back into Reality, I was dragged along with it and dropped off in this Kokonino County place. I guess I’m stuck here till I can find a mismatched piece of sidewalk, but I have enough supplies in my void to last for months.
GOD
i dont need no morals!
Tris
74-Why? What’s it made of?
75-Ooookaayyyy…..riiight. Well, at least you have enough supplies, right?
*said a little skeptically, as I’m a little wierded out*
Can you…explain that whole thing? Or at least tell me where I can find some information on it?
Tris
76-Yes, you do! And, apparently, you also need some grammar lessons….
Irene Adler
*sees devil* awwwwww, Isn’t he CUTE!!!!!!
79-Ooooohhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!! I feel stupid (again). I have seen Kokos dog, Devil, and it didnt occur to me that that was who was being talked about. And part of my keyboard isnt working.
69-Yes, it is! Wow! Are you liking Sabriel so far?
Clover Ernest
Since nobody wants any mupe, how about a piece of UBD Gum?
Clover Ernest
I don’t know the exact ingredients of mupe, but it is made by the Eggmen of Devil’s Spiral. Are you sure you don’t want any? This pack has “Extra Feature Fission…”
81-Pretty well, but I’m barely half-way through, and I had to return it to the library before I was done…phooey. I’ll just re-rent it, though! Mwahahahahaaaaa!!!!
Tris
Hmm…….does mupe have egg in it? I’ll take a piece of gum. Wait…what does Fission do?
What are we supposed to do…? Make up a character and play it?
85-Yeah, and then you get to be that character on this thread. It’s lots of fun……join usss.
Bellatrix Lestrange
Hey, I would like a piece of mupe!
I have no idea what it is, but maybe I can curse it in some evil way…
*evil plan begins to formulate*
Tris
Oh dear.
I met this guy in an airport, and he turned out to be the publisher of Leven Thumps. He gave me a copy, way before it came out.
Winter
75- Eep. I don’t think there’s any sidewalk in Kokonino County. And as for the temperature, hmmm. Shooting stars, plenty. You can go out of the County if you can find the exit, though.
GOD
78-appearently, you do. i meant exactly what i said.
of course god dont need no morals. how could you have an un-non-unscrupulous god?
Watson
This should prove amusing. Irene thinks Devil is cute. Watch what happens…
Clover Ernest
Bellatrix, Tris, here’s your mupe. Enjoy!
Clover Ernest
Wait, Tris, you wanted gum, right? Here you go. I’ll have your mupe.
devil
*destroyes Iren’s house, pees in her hat (even if she doesnt have one)and ummm thats it.*
Winter
No! Bella, don’t eat it!! Unless, of course, you want your nose on your forehead, your mouth on your knee, and the rest of your face somewhere elso completely.
Bellatrix Lestrange
haha, no winter, don’t worry, I won’t eat it…
*rubs hands together evilly*
BEHOLD!
I, THE NECROMANCER, AM AN INCREDIBLY EVIL GENIUS
FOR I HAVE INVENTED THE DEADLIEST PIE EVER TO BE MADE.
MUPE PIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!!!!
*goes on rampage with Mupe Pies*
Lirael
You are a necromancer? So am I!
*gives whole sphiel about being a GOOD necromancer, putting the dead to reast in stead of raising them, blah, blah, blah, blah.*
Are you a good necromancer, or a bad one? Because if you are bad, then my duty as Abhorsen-in-waiting is to fight you. (PIE WAR!)
haha!
I am an in-between necromancer, as in I’ll do whatever I feel like; there’s no real label for me, except that I specialize in dark magic (like mupe pie)
I’m afraid I can’t be in a Pie War with you, as I’m already part of two: Me vs. Em (Chuck Norriz vs. Watership Down) and Me vs. Ebeth the Stalker (no reason yet, just for fun)
98 – on the other hand, Necromancer is at war, but Bellatrix Lestrange is not yet…
TO WAR!
BWAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA!
you can consider me as an evil necromancer
Clover Ernest
Winter, we have got to stop Bellatrix! If she uses her mupe pies in Reality, the bounds between Foo and Earth will dissolve completely, and mankind will be lost! We must battle her!
I will bake some Filler Crisp Pies, which will grow to a gigantic size when thrown.
*takes portable stove out of void*
*bakes FCPs*
You might as well have a kilve, Winter. I have one in my void somewhere.
Tris
90,94-You’re trying to cunfuzzle me…it won’t work! And Devil isn’t even your character.
93-Thank you, Clover!
*tries gum*
Hmm…..interesting. I kinda like it.
Little Bear
*races around thread, frantically licking everyone’s face*
Tris
101-I’ll join you in your war against Bellatrix, Clover…I’m already at war with Necromancer on the New GAPA’s thread…I might as well go to war with “Necrotrix” here.
GOD
102- i can assume many identities.
havent you ver read any greek myths?
Tris
nooooooo!
not god!
he/she/it’s gonna get me!!!!!!!!!
*runs and hides in corner*
GOD
mwahahahahahhahahahahahhahaha!!!!
Tris
Oh, so you’re a Greek god. So what? You can’t be me!
*makes rude gesture at God, folds arms, and stands defiantly*
What now?!
Sheesh, I haven’t read Leven Thumps in a while, as I BookCrossed it..
WInter
Uh.. Sure, Clover!! *freezes mupe pies into oblivion*
Bellatrix Lestrange
Necrotrix?!
ooh, I like that, it must mean something like “dark warrior!”
HAHA, BEWARE NECROTRIX!
but Bella’s is better…
*pies all w/ mupe pies*
Lirael
*pies Necrotrix with charter-spelled pies*
Clover and Tris, maybe our two groups should form an alliance, because we are all fighting Necrotrix!
Bellatrix Lestrange
ARGH! DON’T CALL ME NECROTRIX!
Lirael, if you’d prefer, we can have our pie war here, though I already kind of moved it to the PieWars thread…
*pies enemies with anti-magic pies*
*pies allies with the tastiest, choklit pies ever*
Join me! I’m evil!
BWAHAHAA!
Can someone update me on this?
(Garth Nix is awesome)
M le F (Morgan le Fey) thinks necrotrix is a cool name. also i will supply your pies with magic mushrooms and stolen swords to make them Xtra evil. although, personally, M le F cares not for pies. she can just put people in trances with magic mushrooms! so much tidier.
Clover Ernest
Winter, now that we have destroyed the mupe pies, we should get out of here and leave the pie warriors to battle. Maybe we can send peaceful messages in their dreams. Let’s find a mismatched sidewalk.
Irene Adler
*looks at devil* Why you horrid little—
*sees Sherlock attempting to sneak away using a small fern as camoflauge*
SHERLOCK!!! I HAVE FOUND THEE!!!!
Sherlock Holmes
*rocking back and forth with a fern in his hatband* I am a plant I am a plant, I am a plant. Irene cannot see me. I am a plant. Irene does not stalk plants. I am safe. I am a plant. I am a plant. I am a pl—Oh ____!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!! *runs away*
Irene Adler
Come here, you big… *trips over gap in mismatched sidewalk*
OUCH!!!!
Watson
“Come here you big OUCH!”? Is that a complement?
And by the way, Clover, we appear to have found a mismatched sidewalk.
Grim Tuesday
Let’s see how your barbaric pie-throwing deals with a Scoucher!
Clover
Good. Now we must get the temperature to a multiple of seven.
Unless the Scoucher gets me first.
Koko
*pies clover, god, BL, and tris* weeeeeeee ah hahahahshahahahahahaha! *steels mupe pies*
Bellatrix
oh no you don’t!
i plan to make your fictional life as bad as possible!
especially with the mupe!
*curses mismatched sidewalk*
*sidewalk is no longer mismatched*
*curses weather*
*temperature will not go up/down to multiple of seven*
haha!
Nercotrix….direcly translated in latin…. Death Trix
Silly Rabbit, Trix are for Nercomancers!
Clover
The mupe pies are now ice, and cannot be restored except by Winter or another ice nit. Good thing Sabine is dead.
Bella, that was unnecessary. We sycophants have methods of making life veeeery unpleasant for those who try to separate us from our burns.
*puts on meshing cloak*
Winter
*freezes Necromancer* Ok, that’s taken care of. We reeeally need Leven to get in here…….. Cloverrrrrr!! I’ve gotten the temperature to 14 degrees. Let’s get out of here!
Clover
*chews up Rocketumint gum*
*spits onto rock*
*rock hurtles into stratosphere and falls, creating shooting star*
Let’s go, Winter!
Tris
You know, Winter, I could’ve done that for you. And I really would’ve enjoyed it. Oh, well, enjoy your trip, guys!
Koko
*shivers* yeesh its cold. sigh…… *pies AEIOU* bwah ha ha ha! *orders pizza* hm…. *experimentally pies clover w/ pizza*
Sorry to butt in here, but I’m just wondering…erm…How do you guys roleplay, and why is it so fun (I know the basics of roleplaying – Just wondering how this one is)? I’m not trying to be mean or anything…But for some reason, this place looks like a bunch of random chaos to me, and I can’t make any sense of it whatsoever. :S
*wipes pizza off face and munches pensively*
Foo, here we come!
Clover
*vanishes, leaving gateway to Foo*
Bellatrix Lestrange
*performs silent anti-freezing charm and is (duh!) unfrozen*
Hmm… I’d follow Clover to Foo, except I have no idea what lies in wait there, so I guess I won’t… phooey… I’d enjoy wrecking a nice, peaceful storyland…
*sends fresh cockroach-cluster pies after Clover and Winter through gateway*
bye-bye! enjoy the pies – cockroach clusters are yummyummy!
126 – don’t worry, you’re not being mean – it’s a perfectly understandable question.
okay – I really don’t know how to play, I just joined in and learned on the way, but I think you choose a fictional charcter (like Koko or Aeiou), you put the name in bold, and you pretend to be the character. Actually, you just wreak havoc while using that character’s name, you don’t really have to act like it.
so yah – hope that helped!
Urania
Hi! I’m back from Athens! Wait a minute, I thought Koko said the tournament would end by -SPLAT
Clover
Foo? Nice and peaceful? I wish. You wouldn’t last five minutes in Foo. Watch out for the siids!
*munches cockroach cluster pies* Mmm, tasty!
To Clover:
I wouldn’t last five minutes? hah – you wish! I’d go to Foo, using the Floo Network (yes, it extends even to Foo), but I have absolutely no idea what Foo is like or which turn to take, so there.
*impudently sticks out tongue*
#130: OK sounds neat – I’d make a character right now, but ’tis nearing midnite…so I guess I’ll have to wait until tomorrow…Sigh.
Clover
You might as well come to Foo, Necrotrix. Leven needs to practice his offing powers on a living target. But, seriously, it’s been a bit boring here since Jamoon was killed. I must warn you that there is no way to get back to Reality from Foo.
Tris
Then how did you guys get here?
*pies everyone on blog with lightning pie*
Tris
*well, everyone on this thread, anyway*
Prarilius Canix –
what book is Clover from? I’d like to read it…
138- Leven Thumps and the Gateway to Foo.
139-That’s interesting.
Tris
Grrrrr…..fine, then. Ah, well. What can I do? I could leave, but that’s no fun….I’ve tried pieing, I’ve tried asking questions, I’ve tried what seems to be all the possible solutions, except for one: LONG POSTS!!!!!!!! And caps. So here we go:
I’m completely fed up with not getting responses!
Today Sandry, Briar, Daja and I went to the market at Winding Circle. We took Little Bear, because he likes it. We bought all the materials we need for magical workings, and I Sandry had an argument with a tourist over which was better: elemental magic or academic magic? Sandry finished the argument by un-weaving half of the man’s pants. A partial victory, but a victory nonetheless. That’s all I have to say for now.
Koko
*pies tris* hmmmm…. NO! BAD! NO LONG POSTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*aims phony telescope that is reely a pie thrower at urania*
*phoosh*
…
*SPLAT*
*puts on skis and vrooms down hill at high speeds of 100+ mph* *hits three foot high jump and lands in tree, which falls over, landing in swamp*
*squelch*
!?! this stuff is nasty. *makes pie out of swampy stuff and pine needles* hahahaha! *plays flute, summoning methane powered space ship.* *flies to tournament*
post? ostpay? easeplay?
Koko
*falls down garbage shoot* oof! hm. someones been eating a lot of bananas lately. and oatmeal. *jumps onto random conveyr belt carrying trash away to create methane for fuel for MPSS* lalalalalaa! *adds banana peels and rotten beef to swamp and needles pie* now all i need is someone who will aktually stand still so i ken thro this at em! *runs off to find ppl being living pics*
PO-OST!
Tummeler
Huh???
ciao!
Suzy Turquoise Blue
Whoa. What am I doin’ here? No, seriously. AHHHHHHHH! WHat in the House is a pie doing flyin’ at my FACE? Hmmm.. mebbe I should join in… HIYAH!!!! *throws pie at Koko*
All you persons seem pretty strange. Are you sure that none of you are Nithlings or anything?
Koko
*pies suzy turquoise blue* hahahahahahaha! of course we’re strange!
geez im tired. *drools on desk* huh?! *is beaten over head by PAWS test grader person* oop! *falls against nasty school computer, which falls backward into nast school computer #2, which smashes into NSC #3, which obliterates NSC #4, and so on, till all 753298 NSCs are lieing in a heep of sizzling sparks and dust* uh oh. *pies school board and runs awaaaaaaaaaaay* hahahahahaa! I WILL RULE THE WORLD!
i am……………………………………………. ZEPHYR PHINEAS(dont ask)how do you bold type??????? I will embark on the quest for the golden pie of lightning doom.
My Self
‘What the heck?’
148… bold is [b] in angle brackets. [/b] in angle brackets to turn in it off.
Hitler, Adolf
I am restarting the ETFC (Evil Twisted Freaky Club) from a while back. The following people are invited:
Napoleon
Tamurlane
Atilla the Hun
Ivan the Terrible
Vlad the Impaler
Shaka
Caligula
Slobodan Milosevich
Stalin
Musolini
Dracula.
Anybody else that wants to join will have to ask me to consider them. I am working on jobs/occupations/positions, whatever you call them. The sooner you join, the higher the position you will recieve.
Yours Miserably,
Adolf Hitler