Thursday, 2 December 2021

Latest Pie Song

Just because. To the tune of “Show Me” from the musical “My Fair Lady”:

Don’t send a gift,
Don’t send a card,
Birthdays aren’t hard:
Pie me!

If I’m remiss,
If I’m to blame,
Treat me the same:
Pie me!

Any celebration’s so much better with a pie.
Don’t throw a cake; cake doesn’t fly.
Pie me till I am unsteady on my feet, and then
Pie me all over again!

How can you stand
Making me wait?
Don’t hesitate:
Pie me! Pie me!
Roll out the crust,
Fill it with fruit,
Top it with cream from a cow.
Pie me now!


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