Skipper Nancy’s idea for a thread. Is it a Good Idea? Time will tell.
112 thoughts on “Good Ideas”
Good ideas…I’m not sure I really understand. Do you mean write down good ideas? Kind of like the advice thread?
Good idea:
wash your hands.
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floss
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At the end of summer break, try waking up a little bit earlier every day so you are no completely dead the first day of skool.
Here is another good idea:
Everyone who lives in Chicago: Come to the Muse offices today at I don’t know. I’ll tell you the time a little bit later. We can just hang out and admire the wonderness. Maybe we can even be penpals!!! Ask your parents and bring them, too.
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Good Ideas:
1. If you don’t want to play basketball, stand under the hoop. That way, you’ll only have to move on the off chance that someone gets a goal in.
2. Memorize lots of poems and songsand quote them whenever possible.
3. Read Franz Kafka, or Marcel Proust.
4. Read Muse magazine, because it is the ZArkleseizure.
5. Become a hot-pink-bunny fancier.
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That would be so cool!
but I don’t live in Chicago..
boo hoo
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NOOOOOO! Come TOMORROW!!! gaah why do I keep doin dat?
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…I don’t live in Chicago.
Goode Idea: Move to Chicago. Somewhere near the Muse offices.
Other Goode Idea: Get the Muse offices to move near to you.
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I live in the Chicago area. Maybe you should do this on a weekend, Kiki?
[Copied from “What is So Rare…Part 2”]-Non-Admin
All righty! Penty’s starting a writing contest!
Here’s what you do. Every two weeks or so, I’ll post a prompt for you to write from. You start writing whatever you feel like that relates to that prompt. When you’re done, post it with “Reply to Penty’s Writing Contest #[whichever number this happens to be. For example, the first entry would be #1, then #2, etc.] in the “Name” line. If you post your normal username, I’ll know who you are, and you will be disqualified. I’ll pick a winner and announce the winning number. Then, the person who wrote that entry will step up and claim their prize. (So it’s only virtual brownies and a shiny trophy. Sue me.) Please, this is a contest based on trust. Don’t say you wrote an entry that you didn’t write. I will be sad, the real author will be sad, and you will have a shiny trophy you don’t know what to do with.
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yesss, hmmm. Meet moi at the front enterance. Bring parent of choice. Look for very tiny girl with red hair and glasses.
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1. Be nice, and Karma will reward you
2. Dont want the mall to be renovated? Find an invisibilty cloak, and wreak havoc
Thats all i got for now
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Ack, I don’t live in Chicago. Too bad. If there are any Kentucky musers around who happen to live near Louisville, tell me and we can arrange a meeting!
Good idea: Read. A lot.
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make sure the blender is put together right before using it – sadly, i just learned this yesterday (after i found myself covered head to toe in choklit smoothie).
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Got the time. 5:30. If I’m not there, wait. If nobody comes, we’ll do it another time. Any RSVPs?
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Good idea: wear sunscreen. Say no to three out of four things that any eighth grade guy asks you.
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9-“Excuse me, but are you Kiki The Great?”
“Who the hell’s asking?”
“I’m Der Wachtelschlag Fliegender. Or Queenie J.”
“Don’t you think you’re a little young for horse tranquilizers?”
*I move on to next likely candidate*
“Excuse me, I’m terribly sorry, but I’m looking for someone called Kiki? Kiki the Great? Would you-”
“Stalker! I bet you’re a stalker! You stutter, so you must be a stalker! Policeman?”
“Just hwhat is going on here?” (That’s not a typographical e.)
“I was only enquiring, and-well, I take it you’re not Kiki either-”
*wam!* and I bite the dust. My last dying thought-at least it was for the Blog. How flat life is.
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I SAID ANY RSVPS?!?
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GAPAs! You geniuses! Thank you! It was a good idea. Really.
(1) yes, that is what I meant. Just if you have some random really cool idea, post it and see what people think.
The Skipper’s Good Ideas:
1) Sleep outside as often as possible
2) Eat when hungry
3) Read Catch 22
Will post more later…
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Skipper’s Good Ideas (cont.)
4) Pomegranate and pork. Need more be said? (unless your a vegetarian)
5) Conserve water.
6) Don’t you think we could come up with a system where everybody made some type of constant contribution to solving the problems that people always complain about? I mean, we all don’t like things about the world, but many people are satisfied just to sit and complain, and not make a difference.
My request to you is to post all your good ideas on how to get everybody to make a difference. It would have to be a way that even the people who aren’t interested in the rest of the of the world to make a difference.
Good ideas?
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Okay, fellow musebloggers!! Today’s the day!! Meet me at the front enterance of 140 S. Deaerborn st!! If you don’t know the address, google it. And Queeie, I’m small for my age, so don’t say hi to anyone that looks older than 12. OKAAY!! 5:30-ish!! Oh, yeah, and everyone bring a Muse. We can take a group photo!!
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don’t hate because of one thing they did.
learn esperanto
recycle and compost
support fair trade
use E-85
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Okay, welll, i’m leaving. See U there!!!
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buy local produce.
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I can’t come. Drat. I was in Chicago today for the Green City Market, but you are posting a full report tomorrow.
How about women carry smaller purses? Or none? The huge bags are big and overpowering, and they’re nasty to be hit in the head with. Also, the dry-cleaners just burnt my zoot suit with reet pleats, and it would be a good idea if they didn’t expect me to pay for it. Which they do.
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Never pretend to be happy when you aren’t.
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Kiki, you need to give us more advance warning about the convention. I’d love to go, but by the time I got on today, it was almost 5:30 already.
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LIVE LOVE LAUGH!!! ALL THE WAY!!!!
Do what you like like what you do.
Success is a journey. Not a destination.
Flush.
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I have some good ideas!
1. Listen to me babble!
2. Wait for someone to help you clean your turtle’s tank!
3. Listen to me babble!
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More good ideas…
1. read The Giver
2. Read the Lionboy triology
3. Read the Warriors seires
4. Read Running out of time
5. Read your local newspaper (I acually read my skool districts local newspaper, but yeah)
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I AM SO DISSAPOINTED IN YOU ALL!!!!!!!! Nobody came to my meeting!! I talked to Samablamablous, and she seemed to like me. She said that she was leaving early and that a was coming too late, but she said that if we do it another time, then maybe we could all have lunch together!!!! She left me a note in the lobby. It had a nice card in it, also some PINK BUNNY STICKERS and some EXCLUSIVE
KOKO FOR PRESIDENT STICKERS!!!!!!!!! awesome, dudes. I took a picture reading Muse in front of the actual office. They are SO going to put that in Muse.
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My local newspaper is somewhat pathetic, but I do make an effort to glance at the headlines anyway. Mostly I stick to the NY times. Or the BBC website, or Wikipedia News.
Good Food Ideas:
1. Chocolate covered cheesecake on a stick!
2. Pork and pomegranate.
3. Fried polenta and maple syrup
If you sign up for WriMos, it’s good to look into asylums. (Guilty.)
Banana cream.
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THE PROMPT
*fanfare*
This time, the prompt for the Penty Writing Contest is Good Ideas. Take it and run with it.
Kiki, dahling, I told you, you need to announce these things before the morning of, or else we’ll be too late to do anything about it. Let’s arrange something about a week from now, so we can get more people to sign up and possibly get some other people who aren’t Chicagoans to show up. (Like from Indiana or Wisconsin or somethimg.
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Isn’t this thread basically the same thing as the advice thread?
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It seems to be turning out that way. I thought it was going to be more like a thread for inventions: “why don’t we…?” or “why isn’t there a…?” or “wouldn’t it be great if…?” Good new ideas, in other words. Still, the comments are still only in the mid-30s; there’s no telling where it might head yet.
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29- *is reeeeeeeally jealous*
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wouldn’t it be great if we all got together and chanted quotes from HG2G
oh and my piece of advise stay away from Queenie, she scares me
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Is it always a Good Idea to stay away from things that scare you, then?
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35- That was sort of the Idea I had in mind when I suggested it. (though some of my Ideas were really more of Advice too)
Does anyone have any replies to idea 6 in comment 18?
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Ideas are like dishes (of food, I mean, not the actual plate). Some people may find them absolutely scrumptitilyumptious, while others think them lethally vile. It all depends on your taste. But once in a while, there comes an idea that is almost universally excepted as a good (like choklit). This is what we call a Good Idea. Good Ideas are hard to come up with, but if you can get one, you’ve done the world a great service.
How exactly do you find one of these incredible Good Ideas? The key is finding something that will apeal to or help a very large audience of people or things. Choklit, for example, is a the culinary equivalent of a Good Idea, because it is sweet
(an almost everyone wants something sweet at some point in their lives) and because it is simple. You don’t need to be a master chef to break a piece off a choklit bar. So no matter what level of ability or taste, almost anyone (but not everyone) can enjoy choklit.
Good Ideas need to follow the same princible- they need to work for as many people as possible, or they need to not affect, or at least not harm, the ones they don’t affect. This is very difficult, but, not impossible. So, do think you have a Good Idea? Post it here. You never know, it may be the next Choklit.
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33: yeah, the 18th of july would work for me. Plus its a tuesday, it’s the exact middle of summer, and mebbe we could go out to lunch with samablamablous!!!!
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36- If you could have possibly come to the specified place and time, MAYBE YOU WOULD HAVE GOTTEN SOME!
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…1, I live in PA. 2, it was really short notice…
Maybe a weekend in the middle of summer?
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38- yeah she scares me. i stay away from her. she still hasn’t made me tell why. i think i may confront my fear. maybe if she askes me why i is scared oh her on this thread.
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Queenie J scares you? Whyever? What’s wrong with her? Is she too froody or something? Too aware of the location of her towel? Hmm? *hugs Queenie* *strangles Queenie* Oops…
I have a good idea? How about we MBers make a petition for a ‘Pwt Pwns’ shirt? *signs*
The Pwtition
1. Pentatonikk
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2. Skipper Nancy
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3. SM
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4. emogrl
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Good Idea:
A 5 person bicycle. Two of the people pedal to power the wheels, and 3 of the people pedal to power the wings- that’s right, the wings. This bicycle will have a contraption in the center of it with wings. The back two people pedal for lift off, and the front three people pedal for flight.
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0-0 Are you kids planning on meeting each other or something? Because you’re sort of…announcing it to the world where you’ll be on what day. We’re all Musers here, but non-Musers can access the site as easy as you can. Not a good idea.
A good idea is to be direct with people. And never wear sandals.
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45-no queenie scares me because well um *runs away with towel*
ill tell if she askes
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5. Ebeth
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45-How dare you strangle me?
50-Why not?
44, 51-I’m asking. Politely, but firmly. I’m being inquisitive and presumptuous as an amateur. And give me back my towel, thank you. Everyone should know where his towel is. I think your head’s come undone.
I am obsessed with H2G2. Zarking fardwarks.
I don’t know why you need to stay away from me.
Why doesn’t someone make a machine that’s both a food processor and a word processor? It could be the Fordwood Processor, and that way people could write recipes much more efficiently. You could work on essays without having to get up to make yourself a snack.
How about someone makes a stapler that staples vertically? It’s much easier to staple things to walls that way.
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53- um… u scare me because… um… wait no sorry that was otzi.
towels r froody
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53- well u seem like a very intimidateing person (in a good way)
and well um u scare me *hides*
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Why not wear sandals? Because they’re horribly binding on my feet. Promotion was redeemed only slightly by various moments.
Unless you meant the bit about meeting people; I have no doubt everyone who posts here is a Muser of some shape, but it’s laughably easy for someone who isn’t to find this place/thread/conversation about meeting each other and think “Hmmm”.
55-Thank you. I’ll get back to my snack of babies with popcorn now. I’m not imposing. I cower. Sadly. I do cower, you know. I made my mate Evan cry once, but that was because I put something he was allergic to in his cereal by accident. Heh heh.
56-Thanks, Axa. I love all sorts of shoes, including 4-inch stiletto heels with boot-parts that go up to my knees. They’re cherry-red Doc Martens. I’m in steel-toed 1460s at the moment, and I have a new blank pair of white ones to checker up with spraypaint. Maybe my shoes are intimidating.
Here’s my new good idea: Recycle. Save the environment!
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56- i think that she is just very intimidateing, and probably tall. i can’t stand looking up to people who r around my own age. it just makes me feel so condesended
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I’m actually quite short, you know. 12, and only five feet and three inches. So that’s very, very, short. And that’s a barefoot estimate. You probably think I’m intimidating because I ramble a lot and I know arcane, obscure facts. Like the fact that Simon Jones, who was Arthur in the H2G2 radio series, was a colonel in the Kentucky Volunteer Corps.
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50 (Axa)- Ah, but I’ll be there to drop-kick anyone I don’t know.
Wait a second…
59 (AD)- Most of us are rather short. The default state for a MBer is probably ‘short’. Not sure why this is.
60 (Queenie J)- Noooo! You’re taller than me! (I’m fourteen, and five foot one when people are being nice to me.) Ah well. You’re still shorter than James Madison, who is second only to Benjamin Franklin in my list of Favourite Founding Fathers. I like him because he helped out with the Bill of Rights and was short. (5’4″) Ben Franklin is cool because he once submitted a request to a panel of scientists to come up with something that would make farts smell like perfume. And he wanted to make the turkey our national bird. Turkeys pwn bald eagles with a spork.
Wait… AD, do I intimidate you too? ‘Cause that was rambling and obscure fact-ing? And do you not like Bo, either?
I’m starting another petition: Make the Turkey our National Bird.
1. K. Z. A. Pentatonikk
The Pwtition
1. K. Z. A. Pentatonikk
2. Skipper Nancy
3. Sweet Melpomene
4. emogrl
5. Ebeth
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Make the Turkey our National Bird
1. K. Z. A. Pentatonikk
2. Sweet Melpomene
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Good ideas:
Make a shrinking ray
make a growing ray
make a ray ray
make a Muse Portal
Make the portal come to the muses
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#50: oh gosh i absolutely hate sandels.
in the summer i wear my older converses with big holes in them – they kind of ventilate my…sockless feet. (cue to go “grrrosssssss!”)
#60: uh, try being on-the-brink-of-17 and 5 foot 2. you have time to grow, dont worry.
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How can you not wear sandals? I would die. My feet would melt.
How about a blender that is powered by a bicycle? It would be perfect. Making a banana milkshake would have no effect because you’d work off all the calories just blending it. Plus, it saves electricity.
Make the Turkey our National Bird
1. K. Z. A. Pentatonikk
2. Sweet Melpomene
3. Skipper Nancy
One of my sisters is four years older than me and 2 inches shorter than me. But you can’t tell normally because she likes to wear heals and I usually boycott shoes.
Except my jeebus sandals. I ♥ my jeebus sandals.
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I want to make the (wild) turkey our national bird. I once did a skool project on Wild Turkeys. They are very graceful animals: its their barnyard counterparts that are dumb.
turkey
1. K. Z. A. Pentatonikk
2. Sweet Melopmene
3. Skipper Nancy
4. cotton
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More good ideas:
Make Canvolo (flying dog with a headress like the sun. Also has clouds on it’s back) the new muse, the muse of flight an the daytime sky.
Watch FOP
Read some manga!
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61-Yeah, but I wear heels all the time and I have BIG hair, so if you take away my 5-inch hair, I’m shorter than you are. No worries, chica.
Good idea for the day: Listen to Tom Lehrer. He’s awesome.
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My advice is to learn coding so you can be teh haxxors and your friends will suxxors.*
-internet joke. Children.-
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This is a Good Ideas thread! Not advice! That means NEW things that haven’t been done before.
Sorry. You can post advice if you want. But lets hear some “wouldn’t it be cool if”s
Like
Wouldn’t it be cool if you could invent you self cleaning paintbrush?
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60- Juliette, you think five-foot-three is short? I’ve spent all my life wishing to reach that exalted height! I am now finally (at the age of almost fifteen) 5′ 3″, on a good day. when I was twelve, I was about 5′ 0″… I think. i can’t really remember.
Okay, I have a good idea: Wouldn’t it be cool if everyone here stopped making comments like “You’re not being a muser/stupid/annoying/a pest/uncool/_____! I’m gonna tell my mommy!” and “It’s people like you who made MG leave!” The last one in particular gets on my nerves, as I have a feeling that MG left more because of people being stupid and immature and snarky like that than of people being lost. But what do I know..
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Please go to the ‘Muse Convention’ thread, and read my latest post.
It’s number 297.
I think you’ll like it.
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Cedar said to post my Muse Movie Short Idea (Called Muse: Parody My Heart) here. Please comment on it.
I have a cool idea for a short, since I don’t have Attack of the Smart pies.It will feature our muses and lots and lots of parodies.
Ok here’s the muses’ characters
Urania: Annie,
Feather: Latios, Genie,
Craaw: Latias
All the rest are random characters.
-All the muses except Koko are standing around the fan mail pit-
Pwt: “Have you ever wondered what lurks in the FMP?”
-Koko sneaks behind them and pushes them into the FMP-
Bo: “I think we’re gonna find out!!”
Koko: “Hahahheh…whaaaa!”
-Koko slips and falls with them-
-A black screen appears and the words “Muse: Parody my Heart”-
-Another black screen appears wth Kokpelli in a circle. The circle moves and Kokopelli swiftly moves to the circle. The circle moves and Kokopelli swiftly moves to that circle, and pushes out of the circle, doing the twist, like he does at the end of articles in he mag. In white letters it says “Kokopelli the movie!”-
-A guy in a red hat is on a raft. You move closer and see that it;s…Chad!-
Narrator: “Chad, Kristy, and Lok finally have made it to Altomare, but whats this…”
Urania/Annie: “This statue will hurt you. Prepare for trouble.”
Kokopelli/James: “Hey that’s my line.”
-water washes over them while Feather and Craww fly over-
Feather/genie: “I can show you my blue..doughnuts.”
Everyone:Wha?”
-They get thrown out of the fmp-
AEIOU: “Whoa, just whoa.”
everyone: “That’s for sure.”
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The national bird should be actually useful. And not bald. And not wearing a hairpiece.
How about grackles?
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75- hey, if you want useful, go for vultures. cleaning the environment!
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It’s sad that America’s own symbol of pride is being hunted to extinction by its own people. Says something, don’t you think?
Good Advice: Buy a tablet. Wacom. Best thing on this earth. ♥
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76-Scavengers have never been traditionally favorites of the people. Can’t say why. At the Field Museum, they have tanks of scavenger beetles that they use to get skeletons from dead specimens. Pop it in, then remove the skeleton a few days later. Well, they have one tank that takes birds, one that takes mammals, one that takes rodents, etc. and they think that the things are beginning to evolve, and in a few decades they’ll only be able to eat that particular thing.
77-My chum Dot has one. I can’t work it, but she named hers Eggbert, for some odd reason.
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Goode Idea: Get everyone in the world to watch The Day The Earth Stood Still.
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77 – very sad.
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How to become an Immoratal-Don’t Die.
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79- What’s it about?
The national bird should be a quail. People could learn things from quail. Plus they’re hilarious. And it’s less threatening than an eagle.
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60–I’m thirteen years old and three inches shorter than you.
The Pwtition
1. K. Z. A. Pentatonikk
2. Skipper Nancy
3. Sweet Melpomene
4. emogrl
5. Ebeth
6. Quintessentia
New Hampshire has the Old Man in the Mountain on all of their quarters. But the old man’s face collapsed and fell off the mountain. Sad, huh?
It would be a good idea if someone invented a new kind of energy source. These gas prices are just crazy. The highest I’ve seen so far is 3.23 per gallon.
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83 (Quintessentia)- Poor old man. Is he now the Old Man on the Ground, then?
Say, can I call you Quinty-chan? It’s sort of like Penty-chan, and ‘quint’ and ‘pent’ both mean ‘five’, more or less.
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72- you’re right, Lizzie.
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82- It’s about an alien. Who comes to earth. And warns people about the future. It was made, like, forever ago so it’s B&W and the special effects are horrible. But the meaning is goode. It’s played on AMC every once and a while.
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And once you’ve seen it, you can go around saying, “Gort! Klaatu barada nikto!”
By the way, the 1940 science-fiction story on which the movie was based is online. You can read it here.
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87- Yes! I did that. And of course, “Gort! Baringa!” if I have to leave to go somewhere. Teens usually don’t know what it means, but quite a few adults get it.
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My friend’s dad is obsessed with old sci-fi movies so she (Dancing Queen) used to go around saying “klaatu barada nikto”. ANd it just so happens that last night I remembered the words. ANd now you have a converstaion about it! Maybe I am clairvoyant.
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Cool. I read the story. Interesting message. A little unclear.
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In one of the early alien issues of Muse, they said that “Klaatu barada nikto” meant something like “I want a cookie”. I loved that issue. I’ll attempt to look through my archives to find it so I can post the entry on Klaatu and Gort, and which issue number it is.
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79-Yeah, but how do you clean up the vomit afterwards? In my circle, if we don’t understand something, we say “Gort! Klaatu barada nikto!” and fall over ourselves laughing hysterically.
82-Der Wachtel!
I’m terrified by the number of people who take Knack’s “My Sharona” seriously. It’s a really, really, really stupid song, and repetitious beyond the thoughts of hypnotists. We made a parody at camp. In German.
Another good idea: Don’t eat Weetabix.
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It seems that the two foods I love are rather disliked here on the blog. Vegemite and weetabix. They’re quite nice together, actually. For brekkie, I like to heat up a weetabix in the toaster oven, spread on a thick layer of butter, and then apply the Vegemite. mmm.
92- yeah, Der Watchel. It should say that on our new US seal. It will have a picture of a quail and the words “Der Watchel”. you think americans will like?
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what’s weetabix?
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it’s a british cereal. I comes in big biscuits of weat flakes that break up when you pour milk on them.
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95-That sounds awful. But you know me. I’m the person who, given a perfectly normal dinner, will cut everything up into tiny pieces and mix it together into a huge pile because “you can eat it faster that way”.
You may call me Ent.
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ok why are there like 3 threads dicussing weetibix now?? its not that bad! tastes a lot like mini wheats.
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The Words of The Box
Americans are just now discovering this uniquely delicious cereal that’s been a british favorite for over 70 years. Weetabix is an organic something somethiing that’s really all i can do from memory. harriet and i memorized that by reading off the backs of her mom’s boxes in extremely pompous-sounding brit accents and trying to make our brothers eat it. We’re quite fond of weetabix, for entertainment purposes. Spamabix is really our pride and joy though. Spam-flavored weetabix. Disgusting. Read the Gospel of, by the Goddess THIRREA. I posted it sometime way back.
You say i need a hobby? What do you call this?
As for a life, well, who needs it?
Aaah, weetabix.
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good idea: ok, so if youre like most ppl and are afraid to try weetabix, at least try frosted mini wheats or LIFE.
im thinking of this cereal now thats kind of like those ^^ two, but… what is it called? the name escapes me, but the pieces are shaped like squares w/ holes in the middle, and theyre basically just oats w/ a ton of brown sugar. and if you put milk on it, its soggy within seconds. but its soooooo good.
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is spamabix real? it sounds really gross
eat cherrios. they are exptremely delicous and have alot of dietaryfiber. fiber is cool. drink the milk with your cereal. all the good stuff from the cereal comes of into it
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why are there so many different kinds of cereal?
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why are there so many different kinds of noodles?
BECAUSE……………..They all look cool
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Never reuse plastic bottled water bottles. If the recycle sign on the bottle has a number 1 inside it it means that you should only drink out of it once beacuse after that particles from the plastic float into the water and can cause cancer.
Try not to be exposed to too much light after dark because it disrupts daily patterns and it can eventually cause cancer.
Eat sushi !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! it is the most delicous food in the universe and is really healthy
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I don’t think Spamabix exists, but Wheetabix does.
Join my RPG boards (Kidman Academy, A Term At Hogwarts) because they rock. The link too ATAH is around here somewhere, thanks to the ever-wondrous GAPAs. San chin… re!
Never try to become an arsonist. It’s not fun.
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Ebeth invented Spamabix back in October 2005, though I’m still not sure whether she’s ever eaten any. You can read the relevant post by clicking here.
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Good idea:
Potty train your pet mouse. They are smart enough to figure out that whenever they pee on you, you’ll put them down :]
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I potty trained my hamster. It is really *giggle* easy! No really, no lie!
yes! turkeys’d make a GREAT national bird *signs petition*
good idea: turn blue! my friend and i ground up blue chalk too do this, and it was very worthwhile. just make sure that the chalk or paint really is washable like it says on the box. my friend and i made the mistake of not checking, and we were stained kindof a corpse grey. yuck.
good idea: read nutrition facts on bottled water. hilarious.
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60- Well you know, i’m only 4′ 11”
61- Well no u didn’t strike me as a very intimidateing person
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Heres a good idea:Post silly things like this.
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loveishpbs and randomnessonthebrain’s cyberdog
purple and silver,glassy looking,rather stupid
answers to the name of Icogon
Good ideas…I’m not sure I really understand. Do you mean write down good ideas? Kind of like the advice thread?
Good idea:
wash your hands.
floss
At the end of summer break, try waking up a little bit earlier every day so you are no completely dead the first day of skool.
Here is another good idea:
Everyone who lives in Chicago: Come to the Muse offices today at I don’t know. I’ll tell you the time a little bit later. We can just hang out and admire the wonderness. Maybe we can even be penpals!!! Ask your parents and bring them, too.
Good Ideas:
1. If you don’t want to play basketball, stand under the hoop. That way, you’ll only have to move on the off chance that someone gets a goal in.
2. Memorize lots of poems and songsand quote them whenever possible.
3. Read Franz Kafka, or Marcel Proust.
4. Read Muse magazine, because it is the ZArkleseizure.
5. Become a hot-pink-bunny fancier.
That would be so cool!
but I don’t live in Chicago..
boo hoo
NOOOOOO! Come TOMORROW!!! gaah why do I keep doin dat?
…I don’t live in Chicago.
Goode Idea: Move to Chicago. Somewhere near the Muse offices.
Other Goode Idea: Get the Muse offices to move near to you.
I live in the Chicago area. Maybe you should do this on a weekend, Kiki?
[Copied from “What is So Rare…Part 2”]-Non-Admin
All righty! Penty’s starting a writing contest!
Here’s what you do. Every two weeks or so, I’ll post a prompt for you to write from. You start writing whatever you feel like that relates to that prompt. When you’re done, post it with “Reply to Penty’s Writing Contest #[whichever number this happens to be. For example, the first entry would be #1, then #2, etc.] in the “Name” line. If you post your normal username, I’ll know who you are, and you will be disqualified. I’ll pick a winner and announce the winning number. Then, the person who wrote that entry will step up and claim their prize. (So it’s only virtual brownies and a shiny trophy. Sue me.) Please, this is a contest based on trust. Don’t say you wrote an entry that you didn’t write. I will be sad, the real author will be sad, and you will have a shiny trophy you don’t know what to do with.
yesss, hmmm. Meet moi at the front enterance. Bring parent of choice. Look for very tiny girl with red hair and glasses.
1. Be nice, and Karma will reward you
2. Dont want the mall to be renovated? Find an invisibilty cloak, and wreak havoc
Thats all i got for now
Ack, I don’t live in Chicago. Too bad. If there are any Kentucky musers around who happen to live near Louisville, tell me and we can arrange a meeting!
Good idea: Read. A lot.
make sure the blender is put together right before using it – sadly, i just learned this yesterday (after i found myself covered head to toe in choklit smoothie).
Got the time. 5:30. If I’m not there, wait. If nobody comes, we’ll do it another time. Any RSVPs?
Good idea: wear sunscreen. Say no to three out of four things that any eighth grade guy asks you.
9-“Excuse me, but are you Kiki The Great?”
“Who the hell’s asking?”
“I’m Der Wachtelschlag Fliegender. Or Queenie J.”
“Don’t you think you’re a little young for horse tranquilizers?”
*I move on to next likely candidate*
“Excuse me, I’m terribly sorry, but I’m looking for someone called Kiki? Kiki the Great? Would you-”
“Stalker! I bet you’re a stalker! You stutter, so you must be a stalker! Policeman?”
“Just hwhat is going on here?” (That’s not a typographical e.)
“I was only enquiring, and-well, I take it you’re not Kiki either-”
*wam!* and I bite the dust. My last dying thought-at least it was for the Blog. How flat life is.
I SAID ANY RSVPS?!?
GAPAs! You geniuses! Thank you! It was a good idea. Really.
(1) yes, that is what I meant. Just if you have some random really cool idea, post it and see what people think.
The Skipper’s Good Ideas:
1) Sleep outside as often as possible
2) Eat when hungry
3) Read Catch 22
Will post more later…
Skipper’s Good Ideas (cont.)
4) Pomegranate and pork. Need more be said? (unless your a vegetarian)
5) Conserve water.
6) Don’t you think we could come up with a system where everybody made some type of constant contribution to solving the problems that people always complain about? I mean, we all don’t like things about the world, but many people are satisfied just to sit and complain, and not make a difference.
My request to you is to post all your good ideas on how to get everybody to make a difference. It would have to be a way that even the people who aren’t interested in the rest of the of the world to make a difference.
Good ideas?
Okay, fellow musebloggers!! Today’s the day!! Meet me at the front enterance of 140 S. Deaerborn st!! If you don’t know the address, google it. And Queeie, I’m small for my age, so don’t say hi to anyone that looks older than 12. OKAAY!! 5:30-ish!! Oh, yeah, and everyone bring a Muse. We can take a group photo!!
don’t hate because of one thing they did.
learn esperanto
recycle and compost
support fair trade
use E-85
Okay, welll, i’m leaving. See U there!!!
buy local produce.
I can’t come. Drat. I was in Chicago today for the Green City Market, but you are posting a full report tomorrow.
How about women carry smaller purses? Or none? The huge bags are big and overpowering, and they’re nasty to be hit in the head with. Also, the dry-cleaners just burnt my zoot suit with reet pleats, and it would be a good idea if they didn’t expect me to pay for it. Which they do.
Never pretend to be happy when you aren’t.
Kiki, you need to give us more advance warning about the convention. I’d love to go, but by the time I got on today, it was almost 5:30 already.
LIVE LOVE LAUGH!!! ALL THE WAY!!!!
Do what you like like what you do.
Success is a journey. Not a destination.
Flush.
I have some good ideas!
1. Listen to me babble!
2. Wait for someone to help you clean your turtle’s tank!
3. Listen to me babble!
More good ideas…
1. read The Giver
2. Read the Lionboy triology
3. Read the Warriors seires
4. Read Running out of time
5. Read your local newspaper (I acually read my skool districts local newspaper, but yeah)
I AM SO DISSAPOINTED IN YOU ALL!!!!!!!! Nobody came to my meeting!! I talked to Samablamablous, and she seemed to like me. She said that she was leaving early and that a was coming too late, but she said that if we do it another time, then maybe we could all have lunch together!!!! She left me a note in the lobby. It had a nice card in it, also some PINK BUNNY STICKERS and some EXCLUSIVE
KOKO FOR PRESIDENT STICKERS!!!!!!!!! awesome, dudes. I took a picture reading Muse in front of the actual office. They are SO going to put that in Muse.
My local newspaper is somewhat pathetic, but I do make an effort to glance at the headlines anyway. Mostly I stick to the NY times. Or the BBC website, or Wikipedia News.
Good Food Ideas:
1. Chocolate covered cheesecake on a stick!
2. Pork and pomegranate.
3. Fried polenta and maple syrup
wow, i didn’t think ANYONE else in the Whole World had read running out of time! Yay yeti!!!
Shut up and write already.
If you sign up for WriMos, it’s good to look into asylums. (Guilty.)
Banana cream.
THE PROMPT
*fanfare*
This time, the prompt for the Penty Writing Contest is Good Ideas. Take it and run with it.
Kiki, dahling, I told you, you need to announce these things before the morning of, or else we’ll be too late to do anything about it. Let’s arrange something about a week from now, so we can get more people to sign up and possibly get some other people who aren’t Chicagoans to show up. (Like from Indiana or Wisconsin or somethimg.
Isn’t this thread basically the same thing as the advice thread?
It seems to be turning out that way. I thought it was going to be more like a thread for inventions: “why don’t we…?” or “why isn’t there a…?” or “wouldn’t it be great if…?” Good new ideas, in other words. Still, the comments are still only in the mid-30s; there’s no telling where it might head yet.
29- *is reeeeeeeally jealous*
wouldn’t it be great if we all got together and chanted quotes from HG2G
oh and my piece of advise stay away from Queenie, she scares me
Is it always a Good Idea to stay away from things that scare you, then?
35- That was sort of the Idea I had in mind when I suggested it. (though some of my Ideas were really more of Advice too)
Does anyone have any replies to idea 6 in comment 18?
Ideas are like dishes (of food, I mean, not the actual plate). Some people may find them absolutely scrumptitilyumptious, while others think them lethally vile. It all depends on your taste. But once in a while, there comes an idea that is almost universally excepted as a good (like choklit). This is what we call a Good Idea. Good Ideas are hard to come up with, but if you can get one, you’ve done the world a great service.
How exactly do you find one of these incredible Good Ideas? The key is finding something that will apeal to or help a very large audience of people or things. Choklit, for example, is a the culinary equivalent of a Good Idea, because it is sweet
(an almost everyone wants something sweet at some point in their lives) and because it is simple. You don’t need to be a master chef to break a piece off a choklit bar. So no matter what level of ability or taste, almost anyone (but not everyone) can enjoy choklit.
Good Ideas need to follow the same princible- they need to work for as many people as possible, or they need to not affect, or at least not harm, the ones they don’t affect. This is very difficult, but, not impossible. So, do think you have a Good Idea? Post it here. You never know, it may be the next Choklit.
33: yeah, the 18th of july would work for me. Plus its a tuesday, it’s the exact middle of summer, and mebbe we could go out to lunch with samablamablous!!!!
36- If you could have possibly come to the specified place and time, MAYBE YOU WOULD HAVE GOTTEN SOME!
…1, I live in PA. 2, it was really short notice…
Maybe a weekend in the middle of summer?
38- yeah she scares me. i stay away from her. she still hasn’t made me tell why. i think i may confront my fear. maybe if she askes me why i is scared oh her on this thread.
Queenie J scares you? Whyever? What’s wrong with her? Is she too froody or something? Too aware of the location of her towel? Hmm? *hugs Queenie* *strangles Queenie* Oops…
I have a good idea? How about we MBers make a petition for a ‘Pwt Pwns’ shirt? *signs*
The Pwtition
1. Pentatonikk
2. Skipper Nancy
3. SM
4. emogrl
Good Idea:
A 5 person bicycle. Two of the people pedal to power the wheels, and 3 of the people pedal to power the wings- that’s right, the wings. This bicycle will have a contraption in the center of it with wings. The back two people pedal for lift off, and the front three people pedal for flight.
0-0 Are you kids planning on meeting each other or something? Because you’re sort of…announcing it to the world where you’ll be on what day. We’re all Musers here, but non-Musers can access the site as easy as you can. Not a good idea.
A good idea is to be direct with people. And never wear sandals.
45-no queenie scares me because well um *runs away with towel*
ill tell if she askes
5. Ebeth
45-How dare you strangle me?
50-Why not?
44, 51-I’m asking. Politely, but firmly. I’m being inquisitive and presumptuous as an amateur. And give me back my towel, thank you. Everyone should know where his towel is. I think your head’s come undone.
I am obsessed with H2G2. Zarking fardwarks.
I don’t know why you need to stay away from me.
Why doesn’t someone make a machine that’s both a food processor and a word processor? It could be the Fordwood Processor, and that way people could write recipes much more efficiently. You could work on essays without having to get up to make yourself a snack.
How about someone makes a stapler that staples vertically? It’s much easier to staple things to walls that way.
53- um… u scare me because… um… wait no sorry that was otzi.
towels r froody
53- well u seem like a very intimidateing person (in a good way)
and well um u scare me *hides*
Why not wear sandals? Because they’re horribly binding on my feet. Promotion was redeemed only slightly by various moments.
Unless you meant the bit about meeting people; I have no doubt everyone who posts here is a Muser of some shape, but it’s laughably easy for someone who isn’t to find this place/thread/conversation about meeting each other and think “Hmmm”.
Pssh Queenie’s not scary, she’s just well versed.
sandals are infinitely better than shoes. (although feet are preferable to both)
55-Thank you. I’ll get back to my snack of babies with popcorn now. I’m not imposing. I cower. Sadly. I do cower, you know. I made my mate Evan cry once, but that was because I put something he was allergic to in his cereal by accident. Heh heh.
56-Thanks, Axa. I love all sorts of shoes, including 4-inch stiletto heels with boot-parts that go up to my knees. They’re cherry-red Doc Martens. I’m in steel-toed 1460s at the moment, and I have a new blank pair of white ones to checker up with spraypaint. Maybe my shoes are intimidating.
Here’s my new good idea: Recycle. Save the environment!
56- i think that she is just very intimidateing, and probably tall. i can’t stand looking up to people who r around my own age. it just makes me feel so condesended
I’m actually quite short, you know. 12, and only five feet and three inches. So that’s very, very, short. And that’s a barefoot estimate. You probably think I’m intimidating because I ramble a lot and I know arcane, obscure facts. Like the fact that Simon Jones, who was Arthur in the H2G2 radio series, was a colonel in the Kentucky Volunteer Corps.
50 (Axa)- Ah, but I’ll be there to drop-kick anyone I don’t know.
Wait a second…
59 (AD)- Most of us are rather short. The default state for a MBer is probably ‘short’. Not sure why this is.
60 (Queenie J)- Noooo! You’re taller than me! (I’m fourteen, and five foot one when people are being nice to me.) Ah well. You’re still shorter than James Madison, who is second only to Benjamin Franklin in my list of Favourite Founding Fathers. I like him because he helped out with the Bill of Rights and was short. (5’4″) Ben Franklin is cool because he once submitted a request to a panel of scientists to come up with something that would make farts smell like perfume. And he wanted to make the turkey our national bird. Turkeys pwn bald eagles with a spork.
Wait… AD, do I intimidate you too? ‘Cause that was rambling and obscure fact-ing? And do you not like Bo, either?
I’m starting another petition: Make the Turkey our National Bird.
1. K. Z. A. Pentatonikk
The Pwtition
1. K. Z. A. Pentatonikk
2. Skipper Nancy
3. Sweet Melpomene
4. emogrl
5. Ebeth
Make the Turkey our National Bird
1. K. Z. A. Pentatonikk
2. Sweet Melpomene
Good ideas:
Make a shrinking ray
make a growing ray
make a ray ray
make a Muse Portal
Make the portal come to the muses
#50: oh gosh i absolutely hate sandels.
in the summer i wear my older converses with big holes in them – they kind of ventilate my…sockless feet. (cue to go “grrrosssssss!”)
#60: uh, try being on-the-brink-of-17 and 5 foot 2. you have time to grow, dont worry.
How can you not wear sandals? I would die. My feet would melt.
How about a blender that is powered by a bicycle? It would be perfect. Making a banana milkshake would have no effect because you’d work off all the calories just blending it. Plus, it saves electricity.
Make the Turkey our National Bird
1. K. Z. A. Pentatonikk
2. Sweet Melpomene
3. Skipper Nancy
One of my sisters is four years older than me and 2 inches shorter than me. But you can’t tell normally because she likes to wear heals and I usually boycott shoes.
Except my jeebus sandals. I ♥ my jeebus sandals.
I want to make the (wild) turkey our national bird. I once did a skool project on Wild Turkeys. They are very graceful animals: its their barnyard counterparts that are dumb.
yay skipper! at school everyone says i’m crazy b/c i wear sandals everyday, even when it’s thirty-six degrees and pouring rain! but eally, sandal make more sense because shoes just get soaked and squelch.
turkey
1. K. Z. A. Pentatonikk
2. Sweet Melopmene
3. Skipper Nancy
4. cotton
More good ideas:
Make Canvolo (flying dog with a headress like the sun. Also has clouds on it’s back) the new muse, the muse of flight an the daytime sky.
Watch FOP
Read some manga!
61-Yeah, but I wear heels all the time and I have BIG hair, so if you take away my 5-inch hair, I’m shorter than you are. No worries, chica.
Good idea for the day: Listen to Tom Lehrer. He’s awesome.
My advice is to learn coding so you can be teh haxxors and your friends will suxxors.*
-internet joke. Children.-
This is a Good Ideas thread! Not advice! That means NEW things that haven’t been done before.
Sorry. You can post advice if you want. But lets hear some “wouldn’t it be cool if”s
Like
Wouldn’t it be cool if you could invent you self cleaning paintbrush?
60- Juliette, you think five-foot-three is short? I’ve spent all my life wishing to reach that exalted height! I am now finally (at the age of almost fifteen) 5′ 3″, on a good day. when I was twelve, I was about 5′ 0″… I think. i can’t really remember.
Okay, I have a good idea: Wouldn’t it be cool if everyone here stopped making comments like “You’re not being a muser/stupid/annoying/a pest/uncool/_____! I’m gonna tell my mommy!” and “It’s people like you who made MG leave!” The last one in particular gets on my nerves, as I have a feeling that MG left more because of people being stupid and immature and snarky like that than of people being lost. But what do I know..
Please go to the ‘Muse Convention’ thread, and read my latest post.
It’s number 297.
I think you’ll like it.
Cedar said to post my Muse Movie Short Idea (Called Muse: Parody My Heart) here. Please comment on it.
I have a cool idea for a short, since I don’t have Attack of the Smart pies.It will feature our muses and lots and lots of parodies.
Ok here’s the muses’ characters
Urania: Annie,
Feather: Latios, Genie,
Craaw: Latias
All the rest are random characters.
-All the muses except Koko are standing around the fan mail pit-
Pwt: “Have you ever wondered what lurks in the FMP?”
-Koko sneaks behind them and pushes them into the FMP-
Bo: “I think we’re gonna find out!!”
Koko: “Hahahheh…whaaaa!”
-Koko slips and falls with them-
-A black screen appears and the words “Muse: Parody my Heart”-
-Another black screen appears wth Kokpelli in a circle. The circle moves and Kokopelli swiftly moves to the circle. The circle moves and Kokopelli swiftly moves to that circle, and pushes out of the circle, doing the twist, like he does at the end of articles in he mag. In white letters it says “Kokopelli the movie!”-
-A guy in a red hat is on a raft. You move closer and see that it;s…Chad!-
Narrator: “Chad, Kristy, and Lok finally have made it to Altomare, but whats this…”
Urania/Annie: “This statue will hurt you. Prepare for trouble.”
Kokopelli/James: “Hey that’s my line.”
-water washes over them while Feather and Craww fly over-
Feather/genie: “I can show you my blue..doughnuts.”
Everyone:Wha?”
-They get thrown out of the fmp-
AEIOU: “Whoa, just whoa.”
everyone: “That’s for sure.”
The national bird should be actually useful. And not bald. And not wearing a hairpiece.
How about grackles?
75- hey, if you want useful, go for vultures. cleaning the environment!
It’s sad that America’s own symbol of pride is being hunted to extinction by its own people. Says something, don’t you think?
Good Advice: Buy a tablet. Wacom. Best thing on this earth. ♥
76-Scavengers have never been traditionally favorites of the people. Can’t say why. At the Field Museum, they have tanks of scavenger beetles that they use to get skeletons from dead specimens. Pop it in, then remove the skeleton a few days later. Well, they have one tank that takes birds, one that takes mammals, one that takes rodents, etc. and they think that the things are beginning to evolve, and in a few decades they’ll only be able to eat that particular thing.
77-My chum Dot has one. I can’t work it, but she named hers Eggbert, for some odd reason.
Goode Idea: Get everyone in the world to watch The Day The Earth Stood Still.
77 – very sad.
How to become an Immoratal-Don’t Die.
79- What’s it about?
The national bird should be a quail. People could learn things from quail. Plus they’re hilarious. And it’s less threatening than an eagle.
60–I’m thirteen years old and three inches shorter than you.
The Pwtition
1. K. Z. A. Pentatonikk
2. Skipper Nancy
3. Sweet Melpomene
4. emogrl
5. Ebeth
6. Quintessentia
New Hampshire has the Old Man in the Mountain on all of their quarters. But the old man’s face collapsed and fell off the mountain. Sad, huh?
It would be a good idea if someone invented a new kind of energy source. These gas prices are just crazy. The highest I’ve seen so far is 3.23 per gallon.
83 (Quintessentia)- Poor old man. Is he now the Old Man on the Ground, then?
Say, can I call you Quinty-chan? It’s sort of like Penty-chan, and ‘quint’ and ‘pent’ both mean ‘five’, more or less.
72- you’re right, Lizzie.
82- It’s about an alien. Who comes to earth. And warns people about the future. It was made, like, forever ago so it’s B&W and the special effects are horrible. But the meaning is goode. It’s played on AMC every once and a while.
And once you’ve seen it, you can go around saying, “Gort! Klaatu barada nikto!”
By the way, the 1940 science-fiction story on which the movie was based is online. You can read it here.
87- Yes! I did that. And of course, “Gort! Baringa!” if I have to leave to go somewhere. Teens usually don’t know what it means, but quite a few adults get it.
My friend’s dad is obsessed with old sci-fi movies so she (Dancing Queen) used to go around saying “klaatu barada nikto”. ANd it just so happens that last night I remembered the words. ANd now you have a converstaion about it! Maybe I am clairvoyant.
Cool. I read the story. Interesting message. A little unclear.
In one of the early alien issues of Muse, they said that “Klaatu barada nikto” meant something like “I want a cookie”. I loved that issue. I’ll attempt to look through my archives to find it so I can post the entry on Klaatu and Gort, and which issue number it is.
79-Yeah, but how do you clean up the vomit afterwards? In my circle, if we don’t understand something, we say “Gort! Klaatu barada nikto!” and fall over ourselves laughing hysterically.
82-Der Wachtel!
I’m terrified by the number of people who take Knack’s “My Sharona” seriously. It’s a really, really, really stupid song, and repetitious beyond the thoughts of hypnotists. We made a parody at camp. In German.
Another good idea: Don’t eat Weetabix.
It seems that the two foods I love are rather disliked here on the blog. Vegemite and weetabix. They’re quite nice together, actually. For brekkie, I like to heat up a weetabix in the toaster oven, spread on a thick layer of butter, and then apply the Vegemite. mmm.
92- yeah, Der Watchel. It should say that on our new US seal. It will have a picture of a quail and the words “Der Watchel”. you think americans will like?
what’s weetabix?
it’s a british cereal. I comes in big biscuits of weat flakes that break up when you pour milk on them.
95-That sounds awful. But you know me. I’m the person who, given a perfectly normal dinner, will cut everything up into tiny pieces and mix it together into a huge pile because “you can eat it faster that way”.
You may call me Ent.
ok why are there like 3 threads dicussing weetibix now?? its not that bad! tastes a lot like mini wheats.
The Words of The Box
Americans are just now discovering this uniquely delicious cereal that’s been a british favorite for over 70 years. Weetabix is an organic something somethiing that’s really all i can do from memory. harriet and i memorized that by reading off the backs of her mom’s boxes in extremely pompous-sounding brit accents and trying to make our brothers eat it. We’re quite fond of weetabix, for entertainment purposes. Spamabix is really our pride and joy though. Spam-flavored weetabix. Disgusting. Read the Gospel of, by the Goddess THIRREA. I posted it sometime way back.
You say i need a hobby? What do you call this?
As for a life, well, who needs it?
Aaah, weetabix.
good idea: ok, so if youre like most ppl and are afraid to try weetabix, at least try frosted mini wheats or LIFE.
im thinking of this cereal now thats kind of like those ^^ two, but… what is it called? the name escapes me, but the pieces are shaped like squares w/ holes in the middle, and theyre basically just oats w/ a ton of brown sugar. and if you put milk on it, its soggy within seconds. but its soooooo good.
is spamabix real? it sounds really gross
eat cherrios. they are exptremely delicous and have alot of dietaryfiber. fiber is cool. drink the milk with your cereal. all the good stuff from the cereal comes of into it
why are there so many different kinds of cereal?
why are there so many different kinds of noodles?
BECAUSE……………..They all look cool
Never reuse plastic bottled water bottles. If the recycle sign on the bottle has a number 1 inside it it means that you should only drink out of it once beacuse after that particles from the plastic float into the water and can cause cancer.
Try not to be exposed to too much light after dark because it disrupts daily patterns and it can eventually cause cancer.
Eat sushi !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! it is the most delicous food in the universe and is really healthy
I don’t think Spamabix exists, but Wheetabix does.
Join my RPG boards (Kidman Academy, A Term At Hogwarts) because they rock. The link too ATAH is around here somewhere, thanks to the ever-wondrous GAPAs. San chin… re!
Never try to become an arsonist. It’s not fun.
Ebeth invented Spamabix back in October 2005, though I’m still not sure whether she’s ever eaten any. You can read the relevant post by clicking here.
Good idea:
Potty train your pet mouse. They are smart enough to figure out that whenever they pee on you, you’ll put them down :]
I potty trained my hamster. It is really *giggle* easy! No really, no lie!
Teach meee….please? Pretty, pretty, pretty pleaasseee?
yes! turkeys’d make a GREAT national bird *signs petition*
good idea: turn blue! my friend and i ground up blue chalk too do this, and it was very worthwhile. just make sure that the chalk or paint really is washable like it says on the box. my friend and i made the mistake of not checking, and we were stained kindof a corpse grey. yuck.
good idea: read nutrition facts on bottled water. hilarious.
60- Well you know, i’m only 4′ 11”
61- Well no u didn’t strike me as a very intimidateing person
Heres a good idea:Post silly things like this.
LOST
loveishpbs and randomnessonthebrain’s cyberdog
purple and silver,glassy looking,rather stupid
answers to the name of Icogon
REWARD:
800 virtual Cheez-its