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Welcone, everyone!
*pie*
Welcommmmmmmmmmme NEWCOMERS!!!
*Holds out pie*
*Newcomers abruptly turn around and run*
Huh? WAIT – Was it something I said?
Now what am I going to do with this pie??
Horde it for the next pie war. By the way, does anyone know where to find the Rebuilding civilization thread?
type “rebuilding civilization” into the search ngine ahould find it. really. * looks around for newbies to pie.*
Or click on the What’s Here tab at the top of the screen and scroll down the list until you see it.
No newcomers yet?
HI, NEWBIES!
*realizes there are no newbies yet and looks around like that never happened*
the whats here thing takes forever to load.
Hi! I’m a newbie! Pie me! Please, please, please use cherry pie. Yum yum yum.
*pies seamonster with pumpkin pie and then with cherry pie because he/she asked for cherry*
*Pies seamonster with monstrous cherry pie*
hmmm. I’m hungry.
*pies seamonster with cherry pie*
help! i’ve been pied!
Mwahaha. Get used to it. *pies seamonster yet again* Cherry and garlic cheese.
Quick! Grab on to this! *throws lifeguard made of pie at seamonster*
My bad. *throws lifesaver made of pie at seamonster*
BWAAAAAAHAHAHAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I will take over the world!!!!!!!!!!!!! Oops…*looks around to see weather anyone saw it* heh heh… Sorry, but Voldemort’s supposed to say that. I don’t think it was called for, though… So, anyway, I was looking for newbies, and- HELP! A SEA MONSTER! I’d better get out of here! *pies sea monster* That should cover him till I can es- Oh- it’s a newbie- I think. I’ll get him/her-*pies sea monster with monstrous amount of cherry pie so that he/she starts to smother* I leave it to anyone to prevent him/her from smothering.
Harry Potter: Excuse me, did Voldemort say he’d take over the world?
Koko du Pelle: I think so.
Harry Potter(who’s in entirely the wrong place, but so is Voldemort, and this is getting out of hand): Because I am pure of heart, I can pull a magic pie out of the languge issue of Muse and save the world!
Voldemort: Noooooooooooooooooooooo! Oh well, I’ll frame him for murder and give him a life sentence in jail, then take over the world. But first, I’ll-*pies all newbies*
If there are any newbies other than sea monster.
I’m not a newbie, but you can pie me cuz all this pieing is making me hungry.
*Pis M&M*
Its a choklit pie with M&ms in it.
*pies M & M*
Try an pie me! *gets ready for pie dodgeing*
*hums*
[standing amongst the rubble, destruction, and sugary pastry, seamonster surveys the damage and laughs evilly. pies whizz by her head as she picks her way through the oozing slush of cherries and flour.]
there is really a great sense of satisfaction derived from knowing that you’ve started all this.
*takes out super pienator 2006 & aims at Kali Δ* BWAFAFAFAFAFAA!! Fear thy wrath of my shiny new machinery!!!! Wow it’s so purddyy…
*gets distracted at the shininess*
*logs on after being gone all day; scrolls up + down thread*
…Man, what have I walked into this time?
…Oh, a Seamonster! How odd! Especially at this time of day!
Nvm, it’s a Rhinoceros (Ionesco) joke.
not a newcomer, but havent been around for a while.
whats up?
*pies seamonster with rhubarb pie because she feels like being contrary* Since my Comrades in Armes are being utterly unhelpful, do any newbies lurking around have questions? Oh god, now I sound really old and presumptuous. Scratch that. I’m not helping you, no matter how hard you beg.
Other MuseBloggers: Don’t let Penty-chan intimatdate you… She’s very nice once you get to know her. *go off and laugh at joke at expense of newbies and Penty*
Penty: Hey! Who just called me nice? I’ll bite your legs off!
Never mind. See why I’m not on the Welcoming Committee?
What’s up? The SKY!! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! HAAA! Get it? The sky???? UP?? AHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! ha..ok I’ll stop now.
*pies dark lord of darkness anyways*
*Pies lord of darkness and seamonster with blueberry pie that my mom just baked*
I hope she doesn’t notice. Oh well. *Pies them again with a raspberry pie with whipped cream*
Now you’re both patriotically pied.
maybe we can make pies that explode into fireworks…
Welcome, welcome. Happy July.
me thinks i will pie seamonster.
*pies with a giant 5,000 lb cheery pie*
mwahahahahahahaha!! i love being evil.
whatever happened to the pie wars thread? ? it was fun.
and am i the only one who has replyed on this thread the whole day?
You were. Mwahaha. *pies pie bandit* Dark choklit ants. XD
36- Noooooo
35- Check the “Rebuilding the civilization” thread.
Welcome new Musers.
I’m sure you’l find something to interest you in the Museivers.
Come on in.
Could someone explain to me what bonobo is?
O______o
-____- Wrong section. Oh well, someone explain to me anyway.
It’s a kind of African ape. Bonobos were originally considered a subspecies of chimpanzee but now are considered a separate species. Cedar is obsessed with them.
very.
hey! Hey! HEY! i’m a newcomer, too! Pie me!! PIE ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
hey! Hey!! HEY!!! i’m a newcomer, too! Pie Me!!!! PIE MEE!!!!!
Hark. A newcomer cries out for pieing. Musebloggers, you know what to do.
Welcome, bartleby the rat creature. Here’s a banana cream pie (with chocolate/caramel coated crust) for starters. SPLAT
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mrgreen: HEHEE HEEE HA HA HA HA HA HA BWA HA HA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I GOT PIED!
45- with pleasure. *pies btrc
*pies bartleby* WELCOME!!!!!!
*pies btrc* Welcome!
im a newbie……. ok while i was typing that it felt like a little squeaky voice in my head just repeated what i typed….
is anyone else on this blog?
no! i am all alone!
no! you are not alone!
Welcome to MuseBlog, gymnastics4ever.
One thing about this blog is that it’s moderated. So it can take a while — sometimes hours —- before your comments show up. Have no fear, they’ll show up eventually.
You can find out more about the blog by reading The Hitchhiker’s Guide to MuseBlog. (That’s a link!)
*pies bartleby the rat creature with pie that explodes into fireworks*
Pies EVERYBODY!
hi newbs i just wanted to tell you i am better than all the other muses
*pies Bo*
*pies gymnastics4ever*
*pies seamonster*
Those were my trademark Key-lime pies.
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^^ Sideways pie
wheee!!! im a newbie!!! *does happy-newbie dance* wow ,and i get a pie too? *sniff* you guys are sssoooo sweeet!! *eats pie*
*pies lyssie* Yes, yes. Eat the pie. Mwahahaha.
62 (lyssie)- No, you have to wait for us to throw it in yyour face before you eat it. Here you go! *pies lyssie (strawberry-rhubarb, dahling)*
62- YAY! *pies lyssie*
hi
lalala, i am a little newbie, tralala, down on the museblogvalley, tree leelee look its me! *gets pied* oh dear. *falls over in laughter*
hahahaha, tra lala.
*pies whiteraven* HELLO!
Hi, whiteraven!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *pies whiteraven**pies gymnastics4ever cause gymnastics4ever is a newbie* WELCOME TO MUSEBLOG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Would anyone like to hear my new Muse theme song? Here it is.
When a good mag in this world does appear
Inducing a reaction the oppisite of fear
That everybody likes there and here
The cry goes up both far and near
That it’s Muse! Muse! Muse! Muse!
The best magazine
Of all time.
Muse! Muuuuuuuuse! Muse!
When[SPLATTTTT]
How do you like it?
67- A LotR fan, are you not? It seems to me that thou is mimiking the singing style of the elves in the books(not the movie. They are all grim and such in those).
Or it could just be random singing.
Welcome! Here is your welcome-pie!
*splat*
That was a cherry pie.
Soooooooooooooooooooo what are we doing here again?
: mad :
HELLO. I APOLOGIZE FOR NOT COMING STRAIGHT HERE. I DEDUCED A LOT ABOUT MUSEBLOG BY READING THE OTHER THREADS, BUT I THOUGHT I WOULD COME HERE TO CATCH UP.
WHO IS EVERYONE???
*pies all newbies, especially Sir Ozlips and Muser Man, because that’s as far up the thread as she feels like looking right now*
Hello Museblog!
Are you new, Zallie?
Prarilius Canix, Zallie’s not new. But she hasn’t been around for a while.
Welcome, Zallie. What’s new?
Hey I’m not that new!
Hey GAPA!
I just got back from working/interning at a farm-type of summer camp in the mountains, which is why I haven’t been posting here. The camp has an old computer for staff members, but it’s so buggy, I didn’t want to risk it.
What’s new around here?
Guess who else is back…. Yes, it’s Phoebe. And because at camp – Same as Zallie’s, only I wasn’t a helper, I was a camper – my good friend and counselor Emma Lou gave me her copy of How To Be A Villian as a See-You-In-Two-Years present, which is when I’m a helper, I’m even eviller than ever. Aw yeah.
Here’s an idea from the book.
“If you find that you still lack confidence, try this exercise. Stand in front of a mirror with the lights turned off. Stare at your ghostly visage and say with confidence, “I’m bad. I’m really, really bad.””
Hello everyone! I’m new here. So start the flinging of the pies!
whats with the pie? oh right pie ules rrrr… rrrr… rules? oh right pie rules!!!!
pie and pie make the number-i like pie-pie
*pies all newbies*
What kind of pie was that?
Just because I’m a newbie doesn’t mean that- wait. I LIKE being pied. It brings me closer to the divine weapon of Kokopelli.
*pies Narwhal a million bajillon times after hearing happily that he/she enjoys being pied* Half of em were key lime and the other half were lemon custards. That ways you get limen….
Hi, Narwhal!*pies Narwhal because Narwhal enjys being pied* And hi Narwhal again! I’m psting withut O’s. Wuld yu like to knw hw t make text italic or green? Yu use and to make text italic, and to make text green.
If Narwhal likes being pied,
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It’s a pieing ray. I’ll show you how it works.*puts a million bajillion piez in ray through big hole* The pies’ atomic structure is changed, converting them into energy, and they will be converted back into pies as they near their target. when I turn it on, they will chase whatever they were aimed at when I turned it on. *aims ray at Narwhal**presses button**Narwhal gets throughly pied*
More! More!
*pies narwhale*
82-hi! bye!
hi everybody!!!! i am soooo happy!!!! i have been pied by 3 people!!! yippeee!!!! *attempts to pie narwhal, misses, and hits herself in face* mmm french silk…
yayyyy!!! im awaiting moderation!!! *does happy-awaiting-moderation dance*
*pies narwhal* yay!! i didn’t miss!!
87- Egg salad pie. w00t.
90- Hello. *pies with more egg salad pie* And, because I’m neurotic, I will be fixing the last line of your post [O’s included]: You use <i> and </i> to make text italic, and <a> + </a> to make text green.
95- You’re happy about that? That scares me. Usually people around here whine about that. Woah.
Hi all!!! All? Anyone? Hopefully you’re there but not posting.
I’m new, and I have my rain poncho on, so feel free to pie me.
pie
*pies*
some of us might have been on, but if a GAPA isn’t on, you won’t know we’re on…they moderate all the posts.
98- *pies* Welcome.
Thanks for the pie. I like pie.
3.141592653589793238462643…
94- Ooooooh I love French Silk!(not silt) I had it on my grad(Ahem, I mean “promotion”) instead of cake. Yum.
yaaaayyy!! green text!!
im awaiting moderation!! oooooohhh yeeeeaaaah!!! *pie*
*pie*whoa!!! i made a line!!!!
lets try out all the pretty html!!!
*pie*
ooooohhh…
*pie*
hey!!! and do the same thing!!!
hey!!! the evil html tricked me!!! it messed up my pretty post!! noooo!!! curse you evil html!!!
*pie*oooohhh…
*pie*
that ones boring
*pie*yyaaaaaayyy!!! it worked!!!
thow banana cream at me!
Hi, the man for aeiou. That’s my dream pie. I’ve got one here in my imagination that’s ripe for throwing. Banana cream with a layer of caramel just above the crust.
Look out!
*pies*