“Talk Like a Pirate” Day 2006
It’s coming up on the 19th. Better start practicing rolling your arrrrs!
Date: September 14, 2006
Categories: Random craziness
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It’s coming up on the 19th. Better start practicing rolling your arrrrs!
Date: September 14, 2006
Categories: Random craziness
yohoho….. and a couple of first posts!!
Yo Ho Yo Ho
A pirates life for me
Mateys, ye’d best be celebratin’ Talk Like A Pirate Day, for if I alone talk like a salty sea dog, I’ll keelhaul the lot of ye!
Shiver me timbers!
I’ll go find ye my Gideon Defore Pirate Books! That pirate captain’s hotter than flint and stone, and by God, if that yellow-livered rat Black Bellamy doesn’t die soon I’ll run him through with my own cutlass and give his head to the P.C.!
He already sounds like a computer.
W00t! (I know that wasn’t piratey – Arr – but oh, well)
Pirerets! Arr! Shiver me timbers! Gimme some more pirate phrases, please!
Wait, I didn’t mean please, I meant: OR ALL RIP YER EYES OUT AN’ TOSS YE OUT TER SEA!!!!!
Avast! Five days!
The day we shan’t be lubbers!
Arrrrr, mateys! Methinks im becoming a Lurker in my old age! Now walk the plank!
Arr! I’ll be celebratin’ too!
armostlyar arharmarlessar
Arrgh! Seein’ as I be descended from scurvy scourges, I be an authority on Pirates and thier language!
Arrgh, they be nothin’ like pretty boy Orlando and Johnny. Arrrgh, They’re good movies, though. Arrgh, yes indeedy.
Arrr!!!! Bring out thee rum! Yo, ho-ho! A pirate’s life for mee!!! Aye, we best be practicing ar arrrrrrs, for thee must be the ready for ye day of PIRATES!!!
Ahem,
ARRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!
ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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#5+6: Haha That was so cute. You can just be a pirate w/ manners. Nothing wrong w/ that!
Arrrrrrrrrrrgh I completely forgot!
I’m just going to go around skool that day and greet everyone w/ “AHOY THERE, MATEY!” + maybe pillage a few classrooms…
aharrr, mateys!
tis I, the sea captain of the South!
beware, you scurvy dogs!
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hmmm, not very good…
I like forward to annoying the upperclassmen at school wiht this…
arghhhh how me matey’s be doin? I need a more spaken like a pirate!
arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!
thank goodness I have the MB to remind me of these things!
ah. I haven’t posted for about a week. High school is crushing me. I don’t even get a weekend. I had 3 hr long band practices Monday and Tuesday (normally its only tues, but this week was special), piano Wed, private French lessons today plus four tests this week and a project due tomarrow and TWO lab write ups and I have to read the first five chps of Bless Me, Ultima and take notes on them and do my vocab words for writing and lit.
Tomarrow I don’t leave skool until 10:30 because theres a football game and marchin band doesnt have time to leave and come back and I don’t even get saturday to recuperate because I have ALL DAY marching 8 am to 4 pm.
Sorry. I had to complain. *bad self, slap slap*
actually, life right now is really good. just reeeeally lots of work.
That had nothing to do with pirates. ARRR!!! Shiver me timbers, mayties. Pie me.
*pies SN with oatmeal cookie pie*
Global temperature will drop on that day, maties. Arr!
14 (BL)- An advantage of going to a nerd school: Everyone knows what ‘Talk Like a Pirate Day’ is. And they’ll all be doing it, so it won’t really annoy the upperclassmen any more than sophs usually do. Arr!
Homecoming has a pirate theme this year. Shiver me timbers! Oh, [censored] yes. Arr!
Arr! *gasp*
I were in lunch t’day talking with me mateys an’ tol’ them abou’ TLAPD. An’ one of ’em said tha’ ‘er friend had been talk’n’ abou’ tha’ ‘oliday an’ how it be on Tuesday.
Okay, that was hard. Back to normal English. Do any of you secretly go to my high school? Because no one else there knew about that… Uh….*thinks of something to say that people from my school would know about but wouldn’t reveal its location* our team mascot?…that may be a common one, though….it’s overpopulated, but that’s pretty common too. This is harder than I thought….
OMGIMISSEDITAGAIN!!!!
*sits in the corner and cries*
At my sleepaway camp, we had a Pirate day. It was a bit lackluster, though.
ARRRRRR fear the almighty talk-like-a-pirate-er!!
“Odds, bodds, hammer and tongs!!!!!”
GRR
John Kinnack-kinnack a to rye ay…
I thought I heard the old man say:
John kinnack-kinnack a to rye ay…
‘John’-sailor, not what you’re thinking
Kinnack-kinnack-native Hawaiiian.
ARRRGH!!! Nati’nl pirate day be on TUESDAY??? I be fixin to fly a Cirrus or a Cessna on tuesday! ARRGH! That’ll be the interestin’ Control Tower situation! ARRGH!!!
(GAPAs, I be makin’ up liscense #’s, etc. Don’t be zappin’. mateys!)
Me: Arrgh, it be Cirrus November Delta Niner Zero Zero Juliet Five on preparin’ for takeoff, matey!
Control Tower: What?
Me: Arrgh, I sain Cirrus November Delta Niner-
Control Tower: I know! Why are you talking like that?
Me: Arrgh, It be National Talk like a Pirate day, Matey! Now clear me for takeoff, ye scurvy dogs!
Control Tower: Okay…
Nay nay.
I thought I heard the first mate say
John Kanaka naka tulai e
You’ll work tomorrow but not today
John Kanaka naka tulai e
tulai e, oh, tulai e
John Kanaka naka tulai e
(I’m now the random lass that happens to have a bunch of sea chanteys on a page sitting on her lap.)
It’s the life of a pie-rate for me.
OOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHH…
*Continues singing random pie-rate song*
17) Wow, long band practice. But maybe not, if you are in marching band. I am in our school’s jazz band, (and I take French, too!) and I play the trumpet. I only started last year, so I am still wondering how I do so well with trumpet……. My mum says I’m musically talented, but then she might be biased.
What do you play?
#17: Don’t you just luv high skool? Hey…if you’re looking for a way to hav some free time…See Skipper, there’s this little high-skool thing I could explain to you…It’s called skipping…Nah, I’m just kidding!
29-go trumpets! w00t!
30-skipping is so middle skool. XD cuz in middle skool it didn’t matter and nobody cared if you were wandering around the halls with your friends claiming to be sick. In high skool though the only people that skip are the ones that go off in the alley and smoke pot. the rest of us stay because it’s really hard to catch up on stuff if you miss.
it’s more fun to talk like a viking than a pirate. and vikings are better pirates too.
31) W000000t!!!!! Do you play, or do you know someone who plays? Trumpets are AWESOME! *pies self so as not to go off on long rant of why self loves trumpets*
Ahaaar, mateys, on’y two days ter go now. All on us over ‘ere ‘ull be brushin’ up our choicest phrases, like. Keep yer weather eyes open fer scurvy lubbers as ain’t talkin’ right, an’ we’ll keel’aul ’em. An’ if any o’ them teachers tries ter stop us, we’ll keel’aul them too.
Fair winds!
Black Jake.
28- Oh, better far to live and die
under the brave black flag I fly
than play a sanctimonious part
with a pirate’s head and a pirate’s heart
away to the cheating world go you
where pirates all are well to do
but I’ll be true to the song I sing
and live and die a pirate king
for I am a pirate king
and it is, it is, a glorious thing
to be a pirate king
for I am a pirate king (you are! hurrah for the pirate king!)
and it is, it is, a glorious thing
to be a pirate king (it is! hurrah for the pirate king, hurrah for the pirate king!)
when I sally forth to take my prey
I help myself in a royal way
I sink a few more ships it’s true
than a well-bred monarch ought to do
but many a king on a first class throne
if he wants to call his crown his own
must manage, somehow, to get through
more dirty work than ever I do.
for I am a pirate king
and it is, it is, a glorious thing
to be a pirate king
for I am a pirate king (you are! hurrah for the pirate king!)
and it is, it is, a glorious thing
to be a pirate king (it is! hurrah for the pirate king, hurrah for the pirate king!)
Ahoy, mateys, let’s burie arrrrrr treasure. How’s that?
35- Um, the lubber’s spoofing a theme song. Keep yer gaurd up for the pirate cap’n, Koko du Pirate, Lizzie. He and Blackblogger’ll keel’aul ya.
33-i play yeah.
so i didn’t miss it? where did i get that? Arr, i be not readin’ rightly! ‘Ard to starboard mates, comin’ back around! I be celebratin’ after all! Bring out the rum!
And the hams! Aye aye, cap’n!
Gee, the Pirate Captain sure is smexy. Oh, I mean-shiver me timbers, I’ll be sure to kiss me some P.C. before I be goin’ down to Davy Jones’ locker!
I’ll keelhau’ me my Spanish teacher iffn she pokes fun at me piratical pronunciation, like.
26-Wait a minute, it’s a Cirrus November Delta Niner Zero Zero Juliet Five? Juliet? Really? Awww…that’s my first name! Someone named a plane after me-how cute.
well.. actually…
Pilots have a code for saying letters (and the number 9) over theradio, so that “b” isn’t confused with “c”, etc. Juliet is the code for “J”.
Alpha beta charlie delta echo foxtrot golf hotel india juliet kilo lima mike november….
And I made up the license number…
haha!
i’m so excited!
I mean-
Hahar, the wind is blowin’ a wind of excitement through me pirate heart!
Dang – every time I speak pirate I sound more Scottish than anythin’ else…
Um…
Yar!
Yarr!! The wind’s a-blowin’ up a nor-easter! We’re goin’ ta have ta talk a *yarr* lot to blow the wind down! (Or a’ least the other way, maties!)
Maties, it’s a comin’ up tomorrow!
*pich*
Yes, I actually read along that. Don’t laugh.
32-“viking” means pirate in old norse